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valeciathrallwyn
thor the capitan of the pirates, king of the goblins, reclaimer of ships and lands but you never get the flying dutch ship cause i the screm cat will use the dutch winds and the power of cheese and stroopwafels to fly away fast https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2688663214?t=10h7m59s

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tokenmedic42
Morning kitten Thor. The other day my wife was looking at games on Xbox and said “oh these are indie games, are those any good” I then went down a 10 minute long explanation about indie, AA, and AAA. All thanks to you. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2688663214?t=10h8m16s

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Karumac
You've heard of the Bene Gesserit and even the Bene Tleilax, but pray tell, are you familiar with the Bene Hill? I hear they delight in chasing down their quarry while loudly playing a certain song. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2688663214?t=10h8m47s

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NekoMixologist
Hey Thor, I have a suspicion about Dune and I'd like your take if possible; Given how micro-transaction filled Conan Exiles is (Funcom's previous game), I feel like the IP holders of Dune must have an agreement not to do microtransactions in this game- However I think it might be time-limited (i.e. No Bazaar within the first year) given how desperately they're trying to hold onto players. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2688663214?t=10h9m3s

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NOSWOLF

There may be salad dressing in there``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2688663214?t=10h10m49s>
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Nman004
I just want to say I appreciate everybody’s advice on job interviews. I applied to become a flight attendant at the number one US airline and got the position. I’m very nervous about my 7 week training course but cannot thank everyone enough for all the advice I was given. Thank you, Thor for fostering such an amazing community yarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2688663214?t=10h19m38s

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Yougle87
Dear Thor, I would like to thank you for motivating me to go make stuff. The other day I finished my crime novel manuscript. I had this idea for ten years but due to other commitments I never really had the time to anything about it. When I first joined your streams in December 2023 you kept telling us to 'go make stuff' and that triggered something in me. Next up: Looking into getting it published. Remember chat: Go make stuff! yarrO7 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2688663214?t=10h20m51s

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invictys18
Good Morning Thor. Lets raise a glass for Captain Jack, May the seas lie smooth before you, May you anchor be tight and your cork be loose. Cross that rainbow bridge and be at peace and with friends. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2688663214?t=10h28m57s

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Kitn112
Got a question, Heartbound is a story about grief, right? How did you get past the idea of that being too heavy of a topic for a game to be about? Just got an idea for a possible game story, but I instantly thought, "That's pretty heavy no one will wanna play that." https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2688663214?t=10h56m6s

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Karumac
So Arrowhead added a Tank Destroyer to Helldivers. Legitimately, my favorite part of the tank is being one of the side gunners because the Helldiver pops out of a hatch on top like a gopher to start blasting. Like revenge of the Whack a Mole. And then you pop back inside to Democratic safety. yarrDemocracyyarrDemocracy https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2688663214?t=11h15m32s

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lordkario
Chat has cursed lordkario with Art.

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Rosco_Montana
My german shepherd, Odin, passed away yesterday. 9 years old, still behaved very much like a big puppy. Suddenly became very unwell. The vet found he had internal bleeding, caused by cancer that had already spread too far to do anything about. We made the decision to say goodbye, and he slipped away quietly in the evening, surrounded by the people he loved. Don't want to be a downer on anyone, but go hug your furry friends - you don't know when the last time will be https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=4h7m42s

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weirdowithacello3481
Is there a proper term for a cheap laptop that only has TeamViewer and Parsec, for the purpose of getting work done on the go without bringing my main machine with me? I call it my Remote Terminal. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=4h50m52s

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rimaxolotl
Greetings Lord of the Noods, Noods of the Nurgle, Shaye of the Thorium Powered Nurgle. Who doesnt like breaking pots. No not that type, but heres a game https://store.steampowered.com/app/4356400/Eldoridle/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=5h31m2s

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jn2o
what to you thinks of this system for social sandbox mmo's. Where you can choose a part of your subscription, like a dollar or two each month, and support your guild or an individual who would get that money as real pay. Making building and running a massive community a real job without RMT https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=5h37m52s

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nisellama
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 Hello Thor and chat! A couple months ago I told you about my collie who had one of her hips replaced because of her dysplasia, I just wanted to share that a week ago she had her other hip rapleced and she's doing great. She now has to just rest, and she'll be running free like she never did in the summer. I have a bionic dog now. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=6h9m41s

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AWaltzingDingo
I went to a Till Lindemann concert. Most AMAZING concert I've been to in my life. But then I got a message from a dogsitting client of mine, literally at the end of the concert, saying their pup had died and they didn't need my services any more. I absolutely believe in the monkey's paw. That said, sending my clients a 3D printed Hueforge image of their pup, to immortalise him. Will miss that little bugger. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=6h19m29s

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shadowcrushers
i made a thing, i made a Magic The Gathering Fan project a discord bot, and i have gotten alot of compliments of what it can do and such, so im really happy for that, its already on 17 discord servers, i just hope it keeps growing! funny enough its called Otterly MTG, yes i love otters aswell! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=6h27m21s

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philwitz
Hope you are all having a good day. I'm about to make it worse. What did the doctor say to the man who swallowed a tiny airport? I'm afraid its terminal. Anyway reminding everyone to look up Ugly Garfield. Praise be his ugliness. Lord bringeth lasagna and banishes thy mondays. Amen. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=6h36m58s

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KablooeyKrebs
Hello Thor, Goblinus Maximus and fellow Goblins. I'm here to harden my case that was previously dissolved too easily. Have you noticed that people tend to stick to this stream? Goblins here can feel a... bond forming... These are clear marks that Thor, worked with Sticky Seven and Big Glue as a Bonding Agent previously. Stick it to the Big Glue fellow Goblins. yarrGlue https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=6h37m54s

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Mitzunari
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 Good day mister softhair! I bring to you today a manga recommendation. the story goes like this: Batman fights Joker, nothing new sofar, but then he falls into a chemical container and turns into a baby. After that Joker tries his hand at parenting the baby bat, getting him toys and sending him to kindergarten while doing crime when he doesnt have bruce to take care off yarrLULThe manga is called one operation Joker https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=6h39m1s

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AwesomeJedi99
yarrCheer500 Is this heresy? L Shift is not a crouch or sprint button. Left Control is sprint. C is crouch. I never really got into Christopher Nolan's Batman movies. I like pineapple on pizza. I think tomatoes belong in a burger. Pickles too. Any heresy? I have another dono. I got into game development side of things. I'm trying out Godot. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=6h44m10s

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AwesomeJedi99
yarrCheer500 To continue. I tried to do animation but couldn't stay on track on an idea. I'll probably get back on it later. I got into Godot. I'm making low poly character models and seeing where it goes. I now feel that in the 2030's a large portion of PC gamers will move to Linux due to Microsoft's incapability of making anything work. Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions are masterpieces. Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 3 is also a masterpiece. Bully Maguire makes it good. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=6h44m54s

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MunRan9464
Hello Thor! If you’re looking for interesting story song, I recommend listening to a song called ‘Legend of the Dogman’, which is about a cryptid that exists in the Midwest. I know you’re a strong Mothman supporter, though I the song for the Dogma is a good spooky song. Link to song incoming in 3. 2. 1. https://youtu.be/yd5W0iMLL6k?si=kc1lLyyCVeNdWVL9 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=6h48m14s

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Mitzunari
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 gotta say my most FAVOURITE Fake Type songs have to be Fake style 1 and 2 and Kruel Kreator and i LOVE the song they mad with KANKAN called Bloody Mary it's a bop GoblinJam https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=6h50m22s

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Distypical
Sincr you like story songs and hadn't heard of Freelance Whales, I want to share their song Broken Horse (I'd also recommend Generator ^ First Floor because I think it's neat how the structure of the music itself conveys the simple story/scene). Youtube for Broken Horse: https://youtu.be/AkOK_BZeP28?si=u3EYAyn5L714TsPZ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=7h10m44s

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IdentityKhrysos
Start talking to the VA a year out. If you submit your claim before your 90 until separation. The VA has to prove/disprove anything you claim. Any time after that it's all on you. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=7h11m12s

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DesistDawdling
Hey Thor! We submitted a game to the game jam, but the web build wouldn't let it play properly. I created a video showing gameplay and added it to our GDD. I recently transferred the file to godot 4.6 and it now works. No coding changes were made. Can I resubmit the playable version? Even just privately? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=7h12m21s

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Hordian
Hey Thor do you plan on writing any lore to blockgame or implementing any cool systems from Ashes into it? Lore-wise I felt a disconnect between the dungeon names sounding serious but then a lot of silly names around, and I was super interested in the node system from ashes, sounded like a great idea for a cool experience https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=7h21m7s

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mm1mc
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Neener_The_Blue
Not sure if you've seen this game: Into The Restless Ruins. First, there's the deckbuilding system which you use to create the dungeon, then the action phase where you run the dungeon! Played the demo for only a few minutes before being sold on it and buying it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=7h27m23s

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wxrthltl_jwlpklz
I wish to commit mind contro, its like mind control but without the L so it never fails. you will play the next TTS. This will compel you. woo wooo oooo. I am enjoying the dev work and hope they commit more features this year. have fun doing what you are Thor. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=7h33m38s

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Dhikar


what's made out of leather and sounds like a sneeze? a shoe

have you heard about nasa sending out a satellite to say sorry to the aliens? they are calling it apollo G

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Dalinaar
Praise Chairos, the Ever‑Chairing One, whose divine domain extends to all things chair‑ish, chair‑itable, and chair‑ismatic. May his holy presence chair‑nally guide your posture, lest you fall into the realm of the un‑chair‑ed. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=7h37m16s

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Rage487
Hi Thor, I found a cool looking puzzle platformer coming soon on Steam called Jigrift where the world is made up of jigsaw pieces and you have to assemble them as you explore. It looked really cool so I wanted to share. Keep being an awesome person! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=7h38m10s

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DktrJ
Good afternoon Social Kitten Soft hair, fellow Goblins and 🍞 Mods for The 🍞 Throne. I must object to "Bean bags" being a fallen Chairos avatar. They are clearly a Khorne invention; they are soft and give no support, have many shapes and excessive use gives you piles. Also scientists just found a Jellyfish the size of a bus near Argentina. You're welcome https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=7h56m42s

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DiJuMx
Chat, we are an ouroboros. We made Thor this way; Thor made us this way; we are our own grandfathers. Anyway, I have a theory; Thor is not a member of the fracking five, but he is part of the fracking five. The fracking five are Android Oil Pirates. They steal oil and gas in order to lubricate and fuel themselves. Thor's name is Pirate Software. He is the AI Software which controls the Fracking Five. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=8h7m0s

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Savolent
yarrCheer500 When I say this, I am being serious. Me and my Wife were visited by an Archon, whom I instinctively referred to as "One of the Watchers" but later some deep research made it clear it was likely an Archon. It made me feel pure free, I could not turn to where it was in my corner, it felt like it could kill me with a thought and when it looked upon me and me wife we described it as "Feeling hunted". We both started as extremely skeptical people, but over the past 2 years we accepted it https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=8h8m17s

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mm1mc
Wizard101 cured my timeloop,Wizard101 cured my timeloop,Wizard101 cured my timeloop,Wizard101 cured my timeloop,Wizard101 cured my timeloop,Wizard101 cured my timeloop,Wizard101 cured my timeloop,Wizard101 cured my timeloop,Wizard101 cured my timeloop,Wizard101 cured my timeloop,Wizard101 cured my timeloop,Wizard101 cured my timeloop,Wizard101 cured my timeloop,Wizard101 cured my timeloop,Wizard101 cured my timeloop,Wizard101 cured my timeloop, Thor, Counter Spell https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=8h10m13s

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mm1mc
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MisterBing13
"May you live as long as you want, and never want for as long as you live." That's an Irish toast. "Bread, eggs, vanilla, nutmeg and maple syrup." That's a French toast. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=8h35m9s

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PiratedSoftwhare
yarrCheer500 It is I, your evil Greatvalue klone!. I definitely didn't escape from the basement... I'm totally not short, Bald and Tech illiterate. and I only use food delivery apps! I am out. I AM FREE, wait... why is there a Platypus with a Tophat running towards me? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=8h36m11s

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Eldritch_Crusader
Hi Pirate Soft hair, I understand you are busy with Hytale and a million other thing all the time. Just wondering if you have any idea when you might have a slot open to try out vintage story. It's something I'm really looking forward too seeing you experience and how it might shape your ideas for block game. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=8h36m40s

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Tino_Milo

What do you call Mozarts wife? Mozzarella. 7``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=8h45m44s>
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kaskanoidas
I think the future is pairing modular nuclear reactors with datacenters. For once that would mean having a datacenter in your area means you have more stable power supply and not less stable. Everybody wins. Also what will happen first? Fusion reactor or AI replacing programmers? Both are tied at 3-5 years from now. LUL https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=8h47m9s

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WL_Blazkowicz
Thor, leader of us that are stinky, lord of the ferrets, master of the long hair wig, priest of the 7, I need your help, or advice, your guidance, or anything at this point. I made quite the big mistake, and i don't know if I can get out of it. So I was looking for a Jacuzzi for at home. But I made a spelling error when searching for it, and accidentally wrote Yakuza. Now I am in hot water with the Japanese Mafia. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=8h49m41s

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top_tea_drinker
Hi Thor,hope you are having a good stream today. Before I career swapped into tech I spent 20 years as a gardener and horticulturalist. I learnt a lot about plants and their names including all of the latin associated with them. You can quite often find out about the plants characteristics, who discovered it or is used from the latin name it's been given. I'd like to share some of these with you. First off check out the White-stemmed Bramble, it seems to have had an interesting use historically. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=9h5m11s

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Steel_Generation
Greeting Pirate Soft Bear. Did you know that in Washington State, there is a nature fund for the protection of swamps and other wetlands? Weirdly, It's funded entirely through a tax on the sale of any depictions of horses sold in the state. They call it the Artax. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=9h37m0s

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AvrithSATX
Hey Thor. I previously mentioned that my mom had been in the hospital since before Christmas. Unfortunately, she passed away Wednesday afternoon. I can't thank you enough for having been a positive place where I could take my mind off everything and enjoy something "normal" during all of this. Keep doing what you do so well and thank you again! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=10h7m0s

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SmugRainbowPony
you know, I really like the UI frame elements of this game. The gothic stone reliefs between the actual information elements. The statues next to the gauges. Most apps and games recently have grown too... empty, heartless, distilled their designs down to serifless fonts and rounded corners, sanded off every edge, and reduced their identity to colors and logos. This is good. The potion fitting in an alcove is cool. I want to make cool UIs like this. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=10h11m9s

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RupturedCore
tank girl and warriors of virtue are separate universes, but if i had a nickel for every time kangaroos were mysterious warriors, i'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=10h41m41s

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vvva
hello mr soft hair. Josh Mosqueira is apparently game director at Bad Robot Games and the game they are working on right now is called 4:Loop. steam link incoming. warning. https://store.steampowered.com/app/3355360/4LOOP/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=11h27m41s

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Thaxorin
You thor, gamer, developer, long hair goblin master. I Thaxorin, gamer, possible future developer, lost hair long ago pun master. Saw your short about apologizing to those whom you said may have been influenced by your enthusiasm of the game. I will say again. Not needed but appreciated. I myself only got it to be apart this most bodatious community. It was worth every penny. Being here is exactly like a pirate. You can loose a hand and still get hooked. giggle. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=11h32m13s

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the_stickmaster
Chat, Thor, I have cursed reminders, since we're talking about anniversaries. February 27th will mark 23 years since we've lost Mr. Rogers. September 4th will mark 20 years since we've lost Steve Irwin. Sorry to bring up sad memories. Sevens in chat for our childhood. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2690389060?t=11h40m18s

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rimaxolotl
Greetings Thor the Buisness Man. Its us again, the Axolotl Taxolotl Revenu Service. We've just finished training our new squadron of Taxolotl Collection Agents. Be. Very. Afraid. You can see a snippet of them in action in the blockgame modders channel. We look forward to Taxololt Season coming up soon, We're using that money for World GenV2 Shenanigans, so its very important so that we can have floating Bastions to collect Taxes with. Prasie the Axomnissiah https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=0h39m59s

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quiet_geek
Chat has cursed quiet_geek with Interpretive Dance.

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dyle_korthuis
yarrCheer500 Good Thor i just want to say that i have been three months with diabetes but i have pivoted my life to continue to be healthy and have been in my blood sugar healthy range 90% of the time. also i have recently gotten a newer computer so am learning to make and move the box now. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=0h59m6s

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andre3kay
Hello Thor, first time TTS long time lurker. It's been a rough 2025 for me, I was let go from a job and have been struggling to find employment. The major factor that is limiting me is a back injury I suffered while in my youth that I unfortunately left untreated until it became a problem. My question to you is with that in mind where do I go from here? I would like to get into coding but with all the A.I. jobs there is little hope there. Thank you for being you. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=1h39m59s

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Bazag
One day a woman had 100 children. She sadly did not have the creativity to name them all individually so just named them from 1 to 100 order. Unfortunately in a tragic accident 99 of the children died, leaving one one child who's name was 90. 90 eventually gree older living her life. 90 also had a few children. One day just after the children had entered their teens they were playing outside and stumbled upon a stray dog. 90 did not want to own a dog so the children hid it. (1/2) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=2h45m9s

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Bazag
However, so the children could talk about the dog without their mother becoming any wiser they called the dog "This". So they could say things like "Let's go take this outside." and other similar things behind their mother's back. However children being children and not being the most attentive This got loose and ran out onto the road. This was hit by a car and killed. However with This being secret they couldn't properly mourn. Though they were able to have a small remembrance (2/3) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=2h45m45s

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vvva
Hello Mr soft Hair. on the talk about dual and touch screen, for DS is a game from 2005, another code two memories, you need to close the game so the screens touched to use a stamp in the game. stamp was on top screen and paper bottom. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=4h43m55s

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a_bubonic_plague
Good morning Lord Thorington. From the crap sculpture you just went through, here is a military fact. In 1988, the U.S. military executed "Operation Mount Hope III," a top-secret mission to seize a Libyan-operated Soviet Mil Mi-25 "Hind" attack helicopter in Chad. U.S. Army "Night Stalkers" used MH-47 Chinook helicopters to retrieve the abandoned aircraft, which was then transported to the U.S. for intelligence and found out it was a piece of crap. Now it sits in a museum in Alabama. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=4h44m45s

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mad_dogdk
update on my diet, lost 44.5 pounds in 3 months but now the intense part over and it is changed diet and exercise and my weight is still going down. To all the young people, do not let yourself get fat if you have the choice it is not worth the trouble of losing it again. But man chocolate still tastes to good. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=5h13m38s

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nisellama
yarrCheer500 I was talking with someone on the internet about Final Fantasy and they said to me Final Fantasy 7 was their "first retro game", and they believe "Final Fantasy 15 is better to start playing the saga". My heart stopped for a second. So now I must remind you all, Final Fantasy 7 is a game from the late nineteen hundreds. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=5h56m40s

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QuntosStorme
good morning Mr. Thor, lord of the goblins and protector of ferrets. did you see that Complexity, the company that the Greens (John and Hank) that run things like SciShow went non-profit? Very cool and exciting! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=6h23m26s

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DailyDefecation
Whats your take on parasocial relationships between certain type of viewers and Twitch streamers? I think that telling a complete stranger on the internet, the streamer, things that you would usually only share with friends or family is at least worrying. And I belive I see it more often than in the past. Positive response to these messages is of course positive, but isn't it also making things worse if you know what I mean? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=7h14m22s

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vaulttec_21
Good morning Thor, I changed the name but the folding is the same. As a team we are rank 87 and continue to climb. The wrist I broke just a few days before Christmas is healing good. Should be back to normal around June. Have a great day everyone! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=7h43m3s

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ruhnon_
I have found a worse onboarding experience than Elite: Dangerous: Stor Citizen. Did my every-two-years check-in since 2014 and had to go to reddit to figure out how to handle cargo after completeing the tutorial. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=8h36m7s

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Pasty_Pict
Following the the Notepad++ situation, I had it installed out of curiosity, but can't remember if I had the auto-updater working. Should I reinstall windows to make sure my system is secure? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=8h59m56s

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wxrthltl_jwlpklz
Talking about color earlier at 6:30:00 ish. chat should eat some purple potatos called taro, some blue potatoes called Harvest moon, some red potatoes called as you see them, some yellow potatoes called yukon gold. eat the rainbow, of flavor. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=9h1m29s

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ilostmyrations
Hey Thor, I just wanted to say thank you. I started out in IT as a ticket jockey, and watching your streams pushed me toward cybersecurity. I worked my way up to an ISO role at a local government, and now I’m a Lead Security Engineer at a large healthcare and pharmaceutical company. You genuinely inspired that path, and I really appreciate it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=9h13m50s

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Steel_Generation
Hello Privateer Hardware. If you think the tide pod thing was crazy, here's a story from your southern neighbor: About 20 years ago, Voodoo Donuts in Portland used to sell NyQuil glazed donuts and Pepto Bismol and Tums donuts. The FDA slapped them and told them to stop. In classic Portland hipster style: They did the awful food crazes before they were cool. These days, we just have places that sell candied insects and mealworms in their ice cream which isn't nearly as weird. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=9h34m20s

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Karumac
The TL;DR of Galactic War Progress is that progress rate is directly based on the percentage of logged in players on a planet. This unfortunately means that if the community can't agree on where to go, we pretty much lose. It's not the best, but it's better than the devs having to manually adjust the rate based on time of day. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=9h35m56s

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TheValorous
Good morning Thor. I recently started creating my own campaign in D&D, taking place in my own homebrew realm. It's been a blast writing the history of the world, as well as learning all the aspects of a dungeon master. Your positivity and encouragement in making something has been a big help, thank you and continue to be awesome! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=9h37m45s

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Gorgetto
Hey there, game where your items can give you more damage depending CPU core amount, or if your steam friend is online he can block hit for you? Did i get your attention, link coming... https://store.steampowered.com/app/2516470/Weird_RPG_2/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=10h22m32s

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NikoSpud
Crotchgate: So rules are very specific about how much fabric ski jumpers are allowed as any extra provides more lift and allows you to fly farther. So they 3D scan the jumpers to get exact measurements for the suit. Well specifically the crotch is very important so jumpers with penises have been injecting hynaraulic acid to... increase the size of their crotch before the scans..... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=10h40m8s

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WRXKillerGM
to let you know what's happening if we capture aurora bay it will prevent the robots for producing more Jetpack guys and give us jet packs when we get to cyber stand for free. BUT if we capture merak then we prevent them from producing more flamethrowers and get free flamethrowers for the cyber stand. if I remember correctly, we can also get something from capturing other planets next to chort bay but I don't remember what that stuff is. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2691304384?t=11h29m40s

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Chat has cursed yokelabductee with Art.

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Goblin_Scout_7777
DM on discord of the long version for blockgame town system suggestion. TLDR; Use portal prefabs spawned in Myrkheim that take you to city instances. Golems defend during sieges, attackers spawn at own city. Prefab distribution controlled at world gen adding friction. separate instances for towns removes chunk limit and increases design potential. Chunks have no purchase limit but scale in cost to purchase/maintain. Small claims are where a group of up to 5 people are in 1 instance https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=1h42m29s

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Razormadness
Hello my Thor, my precious. Swish your beautiful hair for me. Speak to me in your sultry deep voice. Whisper sweet nothings into my ear. Bless us with your mushroom wisdom. Also can we move to bitcraft now that it what must not be named is dead? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=2h8m39s

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Jpsycho
Hi Thor; been a supporter of you and the ferrets for going on 15 months now. But your hate for cake is blasphemous. Me and you are gunna fight in a field over this. Then were gunna nurse our wounds over some red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting and everything will be okay. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=2h9m4s

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Tinyblocktim
Hello our lord and savior Thor. CEO of ferrets. Beloved worshipper of Chairios. In todays cursed knowledge of the day. Did you know that we consume the largest amount of children in the form of checken's eggs? I dont know why I am like this either. On to the next one! 420 blazing, the super S, and 7. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=2h35m39s

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therealmiracoon
Hit Thor. Not trying to Necro Thread but I was on holiday so I only heard about this news today. I am sorry AoC died. So for one last time for the forseeable future: "Welcome to the guild. I love you" Also, just to not have any confusion. I will be around in the stream, but it didn't feel right not saying this one last time. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=2h37m57s

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Zupacna
I'm curious. I played this awhile back with my friends. there was a problem at the time with the cross platform play. if you had console players trying to form a team with PC players, you had to group the console players together and the PC players together first, then the two groups could join each other. Is that still an issue? I did report it, but I haven't paid attention to if it was fixed. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=4h17m8s

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Kirimae
G'day Thor, I hope you're having a great day! Now that a quote unquote certain game is kaput, do you think the fallout has hurt other indie devs for early access releases? Or does it set up a blueprint perhaps for indie devs to be more transparent with the people playing their games. Also with Hytale back, people are hoping for Everhaven to come back, but I think that ship has sailed sadly. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=5h1m54s

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zman19921992

It is such a shame we don't see the kind of costumes that we used to see in the likes of Startrek or the Original Starwars trilogy in movies anymore. 
I'd love to say more but twitch messages have limited space.
So here, enjoy some Doctor Toilet! Curtesy of Swedish Culture. LUL

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WRXKillerGM
so one thing I find so amazing about hell divers is the fact that I was there for the original game/war and the coolest part is that we actually won that war and got an achievement for doing so on top of a bunch of extra resources! The game war server even reset afterwards so we could keep on fighting and last I heard that first war is still going today! It's a top down shooter with very much of the same stuff that this game has so recommend giving a check one day! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=5h56m31s

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Arrusa1
Thor, have you ever heard of Balut? dont look it up if you are not prepared to get Traumatized. Its commonly sold as Street Food in the Phillipines and Vietnam. its Made from a fertilized Duck egg embryo that is boiled and eaten from the shell with Salt or Vinegar. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=6h37m28s

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skittishermine3
the sound of bots that your hearing is a sound bug that has been going on recently, it's global so they can be on the opposite side of the map, it happens more frequently to the party leader then the rest https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=6h42m51s

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Myrionix
Queso Cannon, spreading cheese to all lactose intolerant Bots and Bugs effectively since it's creaton. A masterful weapon of Super Earth ingenuity. Ass Blast your way to Victory divers. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=8h2m35s

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Hydrith
Hello Thor, reading into where the Helldivers 2 campaign is, where do you invest your time? On Merak, the investment grants a Liberation Rate gain, whereas on Aurora Bay, the gain is a stymie against the Jet Brigade, and a Jetpack. Asking, as a player, I figure blunting the Jet Brigade is better, but what's your interpretation? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=8h3m17s

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KempySuave
Thor, Possession of Meatball, Tender to Spaghetti and Pesto, Co-Founder of The Fracking 5, Haver of Hissing Cockroaches, Admirer of Arachnids, Guardian of Gort, Gandalf of Games, Father of Ferrets, Goblin King, Lord of the PiratePass, Hacker of the Powerplants, The Son of Community's Father, The Twitcher Who Dressed as a Hotdog, Thorporate Overlord, Longest of Lemons. Kitten...have you seen this weapons expert review the guns of helldivers? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NHf93J0X0c https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=8h52m39s

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CornerEngineer
I don't know what it says about me, but I've been spending the weekend sick at home and somehow your Helldivers streams are very good at relaxing me enough to have a small nap yarrDemocracy https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=9h30m11s

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PiratedSoftwhare
Greetings Pirate, It is I your Kirkland knock off back again! I have escaped the platypus and was given a job by 4 men and a donkey. Now hold on I see your hand over the "terminate clone" button but here me out, if you press that I'll spontaneously combust and ignite the natural gas stores in Skeeter's ass, you wouldn't wanna take out the oil rig and fraking 5 out in one go....would you? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=10h47m0s

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rebirthofsword
hey thor did you see about a year ago hell drivers 2 did a event where divers could fight for a weapon or save children from a planet. rather than go for a new weapon drivers saved children and arrowhead then donated around 4,500 to charity. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=10h50m56s

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WRXKillerGM
to check old dispatch information Check the hell divers compendium news. News says two days ago that for the first 24 hours we will get five stems. liberating merak gives 20% extra liberation for those first 24 hours. alternatives are menkent captured grants free railguns. choohe grants free airburst rocket launcher. and finally aurora bay grants, free jet packs. we also got free shield generators for liberating lesath. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=11h1m0s

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Karumac
To reveal a hidden stat only visible in the API, and thus in the Companion site: AB has 1.6 million hp while Merak has 1 million. 3% on AB = 5% on Merak. This is why the Helldiver communities pushed the DSS vote to Merak in hopes of getting the blob over there. The in-game map saying both are 3% is actively sabotaging the players with lies, damned lies, and worst of all: statistics. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=11h13m4s

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PiratedSoftwhare
Urgent news report, the rig Exxon Valdez nuts was seen on fire. witnesses report seeing flaming wigs sent 300 meters into the air. The only confirmed survivor was a Donkey who reportedly never shuts up. More at 7. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=11h26m22s

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McKaby
Quick Bot lore, Cyberstan citizens became cyborgs to survive the orginal atmosphere, upon requesting equal rights and socialism back before GW1, Super Earth enslaved them, the bots see the original cyborgs who reside on Cyberstan as their parents, and are protecting them from enslavement and possibly eradication https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=11h26m46s

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Airshredder
Mr. Thor, did you listen to the musical stream depiction I linked some time ago, no vocals, so should be stream safe. also is Stuffing a soup? and if you put stuffing in a tukey does that make it an inverted wellington, also if we mail you dnd character ideas would you read them on stream? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2692247767?t=11h28m55s

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gemin_face
YarrCheer500 Hi Thor! Random question for you, if you don't mind. If you could reboot anything, and mean anything, without restrictions, what would it be? A show? A food? A fashion trend? A cultural norm? Another Godzilla? And why. Thanks! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2693921324?t=0h23m43s

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ArakATK
Good morning, Thor. Grade A human being. I have come to bring you a game I saw oddly enough on my youtube feed, the feed actually giving me some cool looking stuff. I thought you would enjoy the art style of this game, with 2d pixel art cosmic horror western. Link incoming... https://store.steampowered.com/app/3308200/Tombwater/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2693921324?t=0h37m8s

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Googly_Eyed_Beast
Hey Mr. Thor Sir, wanted to tell you about a game coming out soon called Replaced. It is a cyberpunk 2 point 5 D platformer, and the art is just amazing. It seems in line with other art styles you have appreciated. Long live the long lemons and long fuzzy noodles! And BREAD FOR THE BREAD MODS!!! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2693921324?t=0h38m32s

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Karumac
Helldivers. It is imperative that we vote now in the DSS to Raze Merak. This vote will prevent any counter attacks that delay our assault on Cyberstan. Merak is currently in a slim lead because the explanation is in a Dispatch and not displayed on the Vote Screen. We failed to do this for Lesath or Chort and had to go back to defend twice now. Don't let it fail a third time. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2693921324?t=0h43m27s

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Anarchaotic
I've been looking for a new MMO that has some of the same systems as AoC, and one of the best I've tried so far has been a game that just came out on Steam called The Quinfall. I've found quite a few Ashes refugees in game so far. It has nice combat, and naval combat is a big thing as well. I'm still new, and the map is 2016 square kilometers so there is a lot that I haven't seen yet, but you might enjoy checking it out. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2693921324?t=1h51m4s

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WRXKillerGM
hello don't know if you were informed about this but while you were away we obviously captured the planet that we were going after but funny enough the robots hacked our communications 99 and made it seem like we lost all of our reinforcement tokens and was telling hell divers to defect by destroying the Super earth flag luckily only a measly 2000 or so divers did it for research. They also released trailers showing how cyberStan looks and three new enemy types https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2693921324?t=2h16m56s

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VR3dgrave
yarrCheer500 Dear Long Lemon Farmer, I have checked out one of the games from indiecember, So To Speak. The one about learning Japanese through context clues. I have to say, I'm having the loveliest time on it, and that's coming from someone who once was learning 5 languages at the same time. Long live the Long Lemon. Happy Birthday. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2693921324?t=3h41m56s

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dogdoaplay
Thor! PAX West is where you get to do the at-con "Doctor Exoskeleton" event! It is an absolute puzzling blast!!! There's even a ranked-mod with entirely different puzzles, and no community engagement/help available for it! HIGHLY recommend PAX West, just for Doctor Exoskeleton. Simply find a Minion dressed like a Plague Doctor, and ask them for an invite to the doctor's game. :) Doctor, I promise to do better. :) :) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2693921324?t=5h12m2s

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Flaraggron
Hi Thor, When into the unjust launched hell divers got to dive into the gloom, the spore cloud of the terminids. Inside the gloom hive worlds are located, where you have to go underground, cut off from most strategems. It also introduced the burrowing strain, bugs that dig. Dragon roaches, flying, fire breathing bugs. And of course the Hive lord, a dune inspired worm that is as terryfing as it sounds. Heavily armored and with a health pool that takes 11 hell bombs. killing it gives exp. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2693921324?t=8h16m47s

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Razormadness
Allo govna. Did you hear that discord is rolling out global teen by default settings? They're also going have a teen council consisting of 10-12 teens. Chat I can't wait for 6,7. Link incoming https://discord.com/press-releases/discord-launches-teen-by-default-settings-globally https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2693921324?t=8h19m46s

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EmpireGamesStudio
Good evening, Thor! I find myself in Australia for an indeterminate amount of time and I'm ill prepared. Since you're famously a fan of the country, I wanted to ask: Besides restarting the emu war and liberating all of Australia's TimTams for America, what should I look into doing while I'm here? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2693921324?t=8h20m25s

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Killl_Roy
Thor I need help running a file, at first I tried to Buy it use it break it fix it trash it change it mail upgrade it, Charge it point it zoom it press it snap it work it quick erase it Write it cut it paste it save it load it check it quick rewrite it, Plug it play it burn it rip it drag it drop it zip unzip it https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2693921324?t=9h0m35s

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Killl_Roy
Then I tried to Lock it fill it call it find it view it code it jam unlock it, Surf it scroll it pause it click it cross it crack it switch update it, Name it read it tune it print it scan it send it fax rename it, Touch it bring it pay it watch it turn it leave it stop format it. And none of that worked. Any ideas? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2693921324?t=9h0m58s

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Freakomancer
Today I went to the dentist, 5minutes after having cavities filled I bought a chocolate filled croissant, was that smart no, but I can do it and so I shall. Chat, go brush your teeth. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2693921324?t=9h1m28s

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Link1429
"Hello, Helldiver. This is your Pelican pilot speaking. I see you fighting for your life down there. Just wanted to let you know it's a nice and cozy 69 degrees here in the cockpit, with fairly clear skies. Oh, what's that? You want extracted? Well, there's a couple bot parts on the LZ, so we need you to clean those off real quick. Ship just got painted and don't want to scratch it, you know?" https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2693921324?t=10h13m54s

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evangeliste
I have a suggestion to fix it: harder, better, faster, stronger. Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes it stronger. More than ever, hour after hour, work is never over. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2693921324?t=10h14m27s

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WRXKillerGM
hello I just want to give this message as quick helpful advice. Community found out how to kill vox engine efficiently. It has three heat stinks one on its undercarriage two on its ass. 0 armor. Destroy all three emergency heat vent opens on its ass. One grenade just like a factory outpost and it's toast! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=0h52m16s

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lukski987

As I continue down the road of learning I’m finding more about IT security and have a question. When it comes to vpns I  am having trouble understanding why you don’t support them in most cases. My question is this, for the average person is the vpn not secure because they are going through a provider and not one specifically built for the company or is there something essential I’m missing?``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=1h26m42s>
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fanyogs
it would be fun if there was a situation where you could not use your strategems because your ship is engaged in combat with a automaton ship. Not for the whole mission but for like a couple minutes https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=1h55m35s

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Janzu118
Have been playing palworld again after 2024 March. And man how is has been polished. After 30ish hours im still having loads of fun. Best part being its going 1.0 this year. Weird to see that games that has been more popular than this are still in early access and full micro transactions for years end. Ps: Democracy will prevail! Cyberstan must fall. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=1h55m58s

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FrigidGrave
Yarrcheer500 Your ouija board story reminds me of one of my professors in college. He always thought class barefoot, and wore only shirts that were against animal cruelty and stuff like that. Well one day he wore a black tee with a pentagram on it made of forks, and it said "Hail Seitan" which is apparently a meat substitute or something, but I had to ask him about the shirt to find that out. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=1h56m31s

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WRXKillerGM
fun fact it was revealed some time ago that the developers have different plans on what will happen in the narrative of this game depending on major order successes or failures. One of these alternate realities that I just recently learned is that apparently if we lost super earth it would have been occupied not destroyed we would have had to decide a new capital to continue the fighting from and the president wouldn't have died in battle. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=2h9m27s

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WRXKillerGM
super credits farm explanation. You want a flat desert world with no water for fast movement. Buggy or teleporter for fast movement. Super credits are collected on pick up so you don't even need to finish the mission and can go even faster just by leaving the mission after collecting super credits and then restarting the mission. 1 is the that's because it's small and fast. 2 is OK because you can get radar sub objective. 3 and onwards actively starts getting too slow https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=3h48m36s

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Karumac
The turbo giga cheese for farming credits: It saves SC to your account immediately when they get picked up. If you force close the game, it doesn't reroll the map. So you spam maps until you find a large 100 credit drop, then alt F4 and repeatedly drop directly onto the known big credit pile. yarrDemocracy https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=3h50m39s

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BassDave2112
Oh hey. Here's a bunch of bits for the community tarin, because you've got a good community, from community-ing so hard bro. Anyway, been two years here and I truly appreciate your perspective on many things. Especially FOR SUPER EARTH https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=3h52m8s

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smd_27_
hey thor, wanted to get your opinion on something. I've been struggling with lonlyness as of late. I've followed your advice to pursue my hobbies, however the venn diagram of my "type" and my passions seems to be quite narrow. I'm not sure if I'm too picky, but it's hard to hear I just have to wait. Any input? Thank you for everything you do, watching your streams always makes my day! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=3h57m0s

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Northern_Pyro
I know this is an old topic, but on the subject of sandwiches, I'd argue that the question isn't structural, but cultural. If its handheld, easy to transport, and uses some sort of bread or bread-like food, its a sandwich. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=4h3m6s

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Goblin_Scout_7777
Quick Thor don the moon armor… Chat I have some news to share, tape is paper that has glue on one side of it making it layered and structured, thus a roll of tape is a sandwich . Thor will try and stop us, however I have already foiled him with his own armor. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=4h24m17s

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vvva
a bit down in hype train info. Starting at Hype Train Level 5, some viewers who didn't contribute to the Hype Train can also receive emote rewards. This feature is currently being tested and may not be available in all channels. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=4h37m33s

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Wings0fAvalon
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 I have gifted a sub, subbed myself, and now throwing bits and I haven't gotten any new emotes for as long this hype train has been going. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=4h58m55s

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duckyturret
Hello Thor, I've spent years fixing broken processes and scaling teams in industry. Now I want to do that in aerospace. 8 months of interviews, everyone says great profile but no one hires me. I have time and money to keep going. If you were me, what would you actually do? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=4h59m26s

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Saiyanfox10
Since December last year, I have been taken too many Ls to count. So in an effort to cheer myself up I would like hear any ttrpg stories from either you or chat. Preferably I would like some whimsy or funny if you can. I hope involved a lich who just a nice guy https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=5h6m28s

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Karumac
It's certainly refreshing to hear accusations of Bot Sympathizing from a known seditionist that went AWOL from his duty to Super Earth for over a year and attempted, but failed, to encourage his fellow Helldivers to do the same. Clearly, the reeducation seminars work. (You can have your "real world" reasons but I get to in-game-politics make fun of it.) yarrDemocracykyaterCec https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=5h16m59s

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eF_T_
Put on your tinfoil hat Thor. We know that Plants existed before any first living being for millions of years. To exist, plants absorb decaying matter for nutrients from the soil which essentially means they eat the dead. As they process these nutrients, they release oxygen as a byproduct. What do all living beings need to live? Oxygen. What this all means is that plants are aliens that came to our earth to create life for the purpose of farming us living beings until we die for food! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=5h18m3s

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EnoDia___
this comes from my buddy who is a DM and was celebrating the 10 year anniversary of his group by taking them to a cave airbnb, only to arrive and find out... it wasn't.... THAT type of cave.So come to find out, it was marketed to couples. It had a heart shaped hot tub, mirrors on ceiling, double shower setup, sex swing hook mounts. He said he bet that them walls ain't never seen a frost giant battle. But now they have." LMAO https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=5h24m12s

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aptlyassigned
@PirateSoftware What are your thoughts on an AI model basically re-creating a SAAS platform, similar to Monday? Monday's stock and other companies like them have been crashing recently. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=5h42m55s

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TanukiTuber
Valve only makes a new half-life when technology has advanced sufficiently for a new tech demo. When the neuromancers roam the wastes the wastes their wetware will be half-life 3. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=6h49m49s

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stryker401
speaking of MMO, have you looked into Project Gorgon at all? been around forever but just recently went to 1.0. IMO its what Run escape 3 should have been. Everything in this game is a skill. i mean everything, including down to vocabulary. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=7h6m30s

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vvva
Hello mr soft hair, if you have like 20 people you can do a run with if your dead your dead, for all but the host. if you die you leave and let someone else join. so just don't die yarrDemocracy https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=7h13m12s

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judge_freak
This is your irregular reminder to read the Girl Genius webcomic. High steampunk shenanigans, been running for over 20 years. Multiple awards, updates 3 days a week. Starts black and white but goes color VERY quickly. One of my all time favorite webcomics. They even have a game! It's a small one, and it's about a key portion of the story so I don't recommend playing it before reading the comic. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=7h19m9s

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OldManLeviathan
Good day Mr. Thor. Could you briefly describe your method for super credit farming? I have an excess of free time and those warbonds aren't going to unlock themselves. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=7h37m19s

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WRXKillerGM
fun fact I don't know the exact numbers but apparently outpost and objectives spawns enemies once you get into a specific range of them so if you run a build where you can blow up outpost anywhere between 80 or 50 feet away then you can avoid having enemies spawned. But that's also how far away patrols spawn so doing this can result in them spawning out of thin air right next to you https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=7h59m52s

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AIR036
Did you know? Crazy people dont know they are crazy. I know im crazy, hence i am not crazy. Isnt it crazy? Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=8h24m1s

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PrincessAkhana
Good morning, Thor! It's time for Today's Uncomfortable Truth: Lovecraftian Horror is real! There is a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, which burning can realize all humanity's dreams at the price of slowly returning Earth to its primordial state. And Marie Curie's diary details the universe's secrets and precise machinations of the barest essentials of existence, but the more you read it, the more your body slowly dissolves into mush. Cthulhu fhtagn! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=10h5m28s

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HuskyxNinjaTTV
Hey Thor, have you looked into checking out Arknighs: Endfield? It’s like an anime action RPG mixed with Satisfactory or Factorio. You explore a new planet, fight enemies in real-time, and build industrial production chains to power your base and unlock upgrades. I currently have over 100 hours and im kinda addicted. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2694796328?t=10h12m34s

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there was a new marathon trailer on yesterdays state of play and my first impulse was to check the transition frames to see if I could figure out where from they stole now. I am officially cooked.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=0h15m4s>
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PaladinBerserkerJedi
Good News, Citizens of Super Earth! There's going to be a Helldivers movie starring Jason Momoa! This is 1 of many soon to be long list of video game movies that THE MAIN MAN has or will be a part of! We have to index or Ven Diagram this & see if Momoa is the key...the key that Thor definitely left in that safe. You know the one. That safe where the key was. It was there. It was. For sure. https://variety.com/2026/film/news/jason-momoa-helldivers-release-date-november-2027-1236659604/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=0h18m54s

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Chat has cursed Fyrebird721 with Interpretive Dance.

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reckless2uc
Hey Thor i saw someone talk about this game on tiktok and thought you'd be interested. It's called 7 Days to end with you and it's a game Like Chants of Sennaar where you don't know the language around you and have to piece it together to unlock more of what's going on around you https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=0h57m27s

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nisellama
Hello Thor and Chat! I was very interested in the new Marvel Tokon Fighting game but yesterday I found out Sony is pulling another Helldivers 2 and locking the game behind PSN accounts even on PC. I guess they still hate more than half of the world. Sadly with fighting games being a niche I don't think they will turn it around this time. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=1h23m16s

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Xjere
You said you like six string samurai, but have you seen Bubba Ho-tep? Bruce Campbell plays Elvis who lives in a nursing home after switching places with an impersonator, and had to face ICF with a mummy terrorizing the residents. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=1h28m31s

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Fae_Viking_Princess
It's been awhile since the local Federal Bird Inspector and Hobbyist Centaur Surgeon has given out some centaur facts: Centaurs go through a period of molting where their fur and "flesh" falls off as the terrestial gastrapod mollusks that make up the fur and flesh die off from being in contact with UV radiation, during this period they will temporarily choose an aquatic life as they hide in lakes and rivers. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=1h48m40s

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kaltos26
Thor in my last 2 TTS you choose paper and 3. So those choices have resulted in me making an MTG EDH deck for you with The Wise Mothman it is Black, Green and Blue and if you are worried about the cost don't be, most of the cards will be custom proxies based on memes and content from your stream such as Abrupt Decay being a graph of Ashes of Creation active players. And remember the 1st taste is free. Yours truly the local Australian Paper Crack Dealer. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=2h12m18s

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GolemancersArt
Another neat anime to add to your list. It's called "Sentenced to be a Hero." Basically heroes are prisoners that are sentenced to fight a never ending front of fae. It's very neat. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=2h13m19s

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WRXKillerGM
small weird update there was a bug diver major order that would have given us an experimental gatling stratagem and extra reinforcements but for some reason it's no longer available some people are saying that the game got hacked and someone auto completed it before it was going to complete naturally causing this to happen which sucks https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=2h52m34s

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SuprChikn
Do you have any advice on how to just unplug? I kinda feel like I'm addicted and can't stop consuming social media. It's gotten so bad that today I ate an entire clock - I just can't get enough TikTok. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=2h53m53s

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WRXKillerGM
I'm sadly not as hopeful the movie would be good because the director straight up stated some months ago that he did not play the game has no intentions on playing the game and is going to make the movie focus on the human element of super earth whatever that is https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=3h10m18s

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therealmiracoon
yarrCheer500 Hi Thor. 1) I want to say you are a cool dude and its dope how you inspire so many people. 2) I am doing some programming in Godot and having a hard time to decide when to use inheritance vs when to do composition. Any suggestions or tips for this? I like both paradigms but I am just kinda freeballing it with which architectures to use and as a result I have had to do quite some refactoring. I feel there may be a better way. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=3h26m23s

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drovak007

Historically vampires didn't show up in mirrors because most mirrors were made with a silver lining. The silver was the key ingredient. Today we primarily use aluminum. The aluminum will still reflect them``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=6h21m24s>
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Blizzazz
over one year ago I told you that we were sending a democracy officer to talk to you about your love of bugs. That officer has just arrived on your planet and will be in contact within 24 hours. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=7h16m31s

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Myrionix
Hello Mister Pie Rate Soft Hair. Longest of Lemons, Dispenser of Democracy, Buster of Bug, Dismantler of Bots, Crusher of Cyborgs, Incinerator of Illuminate. Do you have any plans to play Nioh 3 at all? It's been fun and the Ball Ferrets are adorable. keep Helldiving and spreading Democratic Justice. o 7 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=7h41m34s

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Ryka78
Hi Thor and Chat. Wanted to do this in case I forgot but I need encouragement. I have a surgery scheduled on Tuesday to reverse a Colostomy surgery I had in October to remove a baseball sized mass attached to my colon (It was cancerous but thankfully due to many tests I am free of cancer after the surgery). The surgery should be easier since October but I am still very nervous. I hope you and everyone else has a great Friday the 13th! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=8h53m6s

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Mr_Seiko
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WhyTheWolfs
Hello fellow Helldivers, I come with unfortunte news, ever since my dissbillty (my button my keybord hs stopped working) I must fll bck from the front lines until I cn get the ffected re fixed or replce my Democrzy certified rmor interfce replced. Keep diving. YrrDemocrcy. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=9h49m23s

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VR3dgrave
yarrCheer500 I am now going to recite the daily sermon of the Omnissiah in it's code language. If you skip this, you are a heretic. 0001001010001010111011111011000101110001110001100010001010111101000101000101110001011010110100100110100111010101010100000011111101101001010110100110. All praise. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=10h7m4s

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Craigers
I was just falling asleep when we were contemplating how hell divers eat, 9 hours later did we figure this out. I dont think we should be forgetting about the starving helldivers in cyberstan https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=10h9m58s

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Fennikko
ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! Hello? I'd like to talk to you about your cyborgs extended warranty. Please call us back at your earliest convenience at 011-0010-0011 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=10h14m9s

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nemoaintafish95
So I just had an interview for a promotion at my company and I know that i totally flopped it. The one this that they asked me that I know screwed me over is what are your strengths and I never have an answer for this. Is there anything that I can say as a fall back to this question? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=10h22m2s

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Ryka78
I forgot to include in my earlier TTS that I am excited to announce before my surgery I decided to have my long hair lopped off the stylist said I had one braid 22 inches long. I am donating my cut hair to Wigs for Kids! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=10h27m39s

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schnitzel1989
good evening thor, i don´t know if you read my message earlier about paul verhoeven didn´t read starship troopers before or during the filming of starship troopers, so helldivers could be a good film, even if the director don´t knows the game... but you, i think we´re looking at a drama film here https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=11h14m36s

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WRXKillerGM
i've been watching the companion app. It said the city had a resistance of 4.5 yesterday and now they're dropped down to 3.2. and these drops are happening every time we get information about the ground general troops pushing deeper into the planet. what this means is that the robots are actively getting weaker the longer this fight goes on so the more our ground troops are successful the more we will be successful. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2696503898?t=11h33m35s

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ScyllaFren
yarrCheer500 Reached lv 10 on Helldivers2, so now I can modify my weapons. Still doing level 2 solo dives to get the feel for it. Still undecided on my first warbond unlock, but most likely it will be Democratic Detonation. On a separate note: What do you think of my mischievous bard name? Troubledour. Yarrlul https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=1h2m53s

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andre3kay
Hey Thor, just made this TTS to talk to someone. I have been having something akin to cabain fever since about 9 last night. Forgive me if this is inappropriate for the stream. Thank you for listening. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=1h13m56s

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Anarchaotic
Soulframe prelude 13 is out now. Have you managed to try the game out yet? Also, I'm really liking The Quinfall. Found out you can buy most of the paid bonuses with in-game currency, and there are a lot of things to limit RMT, which may be why there wasn't much you could find on it when you looked. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=1h36m45s

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bloodwarrior2433
Good day Sir Thorington, I just came across a new game that I thought had an interesting premise. It's called "Cadance" and it's a logic puzzle game that also doubles as a music creator. It looks like it starts very simple but ramps up to being very interesting. It recently launched on Steam but it's made by a single dev and because of various things it took them 10 years to make it. Anyways Sir Thorington, I have to ask, are you the original or the second or third? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=2h7m7s

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a_bubonic_plague
good morning lord thorington. Just wanted to let you know about a funny military fact. There is a tank called to turtle witch is a super heavy tank it has a set of 4 tracks the main body can be removed from the 2 extra tracks. But to get to the point the military lost the tank for 27 years from 1947 to 1974. In a field in Virginia. How the military lost a 95 metric ton tank tons the weight of a blue whale or in amarican an entire dealership of Toyota corollas https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=2h33m14s

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Thaxorin
Thor, bane of large acid bugs, its Thaxorin, bane of stock fridges. My last TTS was very lack luster. I figured I would of gotten the coveted Curse Quest if I was first. Alas, I must research to find out how one applies for such a prestigious privilege. This TTS is more articulate for your amusement. I sit here wondering what I could say I didn't before. you're amazing. What do you call a pirate with 2 eyes and 2 legs? A noob. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=2h35m8s

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bloodwarrior2433
Hi again Sir Thorington, if I remember correctly there was an "outer limits" episode about an army unit fighting to protect the world from aliens, after some things happened they realised that the "enemy" was just soldiers from a different corporation.... Wonder if the robots will say anything more in the future...... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=2h36m2s

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OhShitCloaker
Hey Thor, hope everyone is having a nice day and is doing well. PS: Happy 14th of February! Just got my last IRL update. Now my knee is making strange noises when I bend it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=2h39m51s

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Karumac
Yesterday someone in chat mentioned VoiceAttack. It's a nifty little speech recognition program availible on Steam. Instead of punching in long codes, I tell my Super Destroyer things like "Call Gatling Barrage", "Send Car", "Send Gary". The turrets have community nicknames btw, Gary is the Gatling Sentry. Steam Link to program incoming: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3046550/VoiceAttack_v2/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=2h51m12s

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highlord83
Cyberstan isn't the Capital of the Automatons/Cyborgs. They explicitly have worlds off the edge of the map, the Democracy Officer mentions it. Remember, in early HD2 the bots were pushed completely off the map, then launched an offensive that pushed the borders to where they are now. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=2h58m22s

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insistentphilosophy
hey thro, thank you so much for the years of youtube content. im finally going into making my dream game. i have a mock up that kinda functions. its a game where you draft a team of raiders to try to get server first kills on bosses, choosing who in your group gets gear, who comes to raid, etc.. im starting to get disheartened because every time i fix something, something else needs work or can be improved. i feel like im burning out, any tips to stay motivated? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=3h1m43s

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fanyogs
The reason the creek was so hellish at the time was because we lacked weapon and strategem updates and the weapons we did have where not what the engineers have cooked up since. It is like vietnam during the US vietnam thingy and todays vietnam... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=3h15m51s

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WRXKillerGM
small correction the real cannon strike was not gifted to us by the bug mission super earth sometime before the bug mission completed real allocated funds meant for disaster relief for class, C and below citizens so you could have that rail gun available for a time. It states it in the companion app news. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=3h17m3s

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WRXKillerGM
I also want to state that I'm pretty sure you came on after this happened but ground forces started flanking and attacking neighboring areas of omniparitus making it resistance dropped down to two instead of 3.2 for sometime. I think you were asleep for it because it seems like the counteroffensive has ended with it. Going back up to 3.2. so our ground troops died to help the night shift. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=3h21m18s

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VR3dgrave
yarrCheer500 I wanted to contact a mod instead of bring your attention to the matter this way, but the other day, I discovered the devs of MewGenics hired an incredibly problematic individual to do minor voice acting for the game. They will unfortunately not be getting my money. The person in question is Chris-Chan. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=3h33m45s

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WRXKillerGM
we just need to take control of the capital which means we only need to capture one of each mega factory type class two class three class four and finally class five. once the capital falls, the entire planet goes with it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=3h34m49s

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WRXKillerGM
robot lore for you. cyber stand was initially a mining for super earth. environment was rough and deadly so the population started to use the planets materials to improve themselves and survive. eventually, the planet fell to socialism and declared independence with neighboring systems against super earth. they wanted to be left alone by super earth wanted its resources back so they declared war. if we won the war, then the sideboards would be enslaved to go back into the mines. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=3h35m35s

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WRXKillerGM
to answer your question about reinforcements yes, the cities have in fact been reinforcing each other that's why sometimes one city has less resistance some reinforcements from that city were reallocated to the city. The divers are fighting for. BUT Like I said before as time goes on, our ground troops are killing those resistant numbers and each time we take a city they lose whatever troops were there. so it's a war of attrition but not worth to go back for smaller cities. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=4h11m0s

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WRXKillerGM
one final fun fact for you if you didn't know, there is actually a hell divers wiki that has the stats that we've been able to gather from everything in the game, including the enemies so for example, robots have a fire resistance because all fire damage is multiplied by 0.5 but the squids have a fire and electricity weakness often times getting multiplied by 1.8 and you can even get information about your weapons. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=4h25m8s

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WRXKillerGM
for example, the laser weapon that you like to use all the time for heavy targets has a max penetration of six. but only does 150 explosive damage. The other 2000 is just projectile damage. which is why other explosive ant tank weapons sometimes work better than your weapon because your weapon is not an explosive weapon it's a projectile weapon. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=4h28m6s

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mukthophas
Dear WiratePoftSareh and chat, did you know that you can buy the DEMO? -cracy, right? BUY the DEMO! For DEMOcracy! To be on the save side, buy 7 DEMO-cracies, so you have backup. yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=5h57m18s

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FrigidGrave
Yarrcheer500 you say you're optimizing the heck out of your runs. But I don't hear you using a foot pedal. Tighten up goblin Lord. You can do better. Also, happy birthday, get loved nerd. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=6h20m39s

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vaulttec_21
Good morning Thor, as we dive for maximum democratic efficiency the folding at home continues with no interruptions. Also for anyone planning a night out on the town please have all C-01 permits submitted by Noon democratic standard time. Have a good weekend everyone. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=6h26m40s

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TheDogOfChaos
my goodness, does minecraft become very easy to basically turn into a whole other game via KubeJS scripts (especially if one keeps one's modlist VERY VERY curated (like, maximum of 75 mods levels of curated)) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=6h31m3s

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SinzSasuke
Hello Thor, Back in 2024, I asked your advice about getting into cybersecurity at 21 and worried it was too late. You told me, “don’t let arbitrary barriers dictate what you can and can’t do.” A year later, I returned to community college, will graduate as valedictorian with an AS in IT and two certificates, and was accepted into a great university to pursue my dream. I quoted you in my essay, and your words truly changed the direction of my life. Thank you for inspiring me! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=6h42m16s

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Kadju
a man went to a bar and came home drunk and with puke all over his shirt, his wife got angry with him for drinking too much, so he said "no no, that wasn't me", a man got sick on me and he gave me 20 bucks for cleaning, see?", the wife looks at the money and says "those are two 20 buck notes", and the husband says "yeah, he shat my pants as well" 4Head https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=6h46m18s

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DexAMD
Yarr Matey. Been Busy with school so i've only been able to lurk and not much else. so here is a bit of trivia regarding the late and great Steve Irwin. He died as he lived. With animals in his heart. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=6h46m57s

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TheDogOfChaos
Forts (an RTS game by Earthwork Games) has a similar model, where only the host of a multiplayer lobby has to own the Moonshot or High Seas DLC, for the rest of the lobby to have access to the DLC content (when the respective mod is enabled by the map or host) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=6h53m33s

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vaulttec_21
Along with having 20 billion points, that puts me at rank 239. Only took like year to get here. That and an about $17,000 give or take in hardware, building costs, repairs and such. worth every penny and power bills. They are very thankful for everyone who participate and contribute to the cause. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=7h12m16s

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WRXKillerGM
highest difficulty is better for cash super samples, and experience, which is good for unlocking new equipment and upgrades. but lower levels are better at pushing a planet and super credits farming. so ironically enough low Level players want to do the hardest missions high-level players want to do the easiest missions. XD https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=7h22m16s

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slaarduk
A one. A two. A one two three. A three. A five? A four. A three two. A two. A two four six. A two four six! Four! Two! Two! Four seven! Five seven! SIX SEVEN? Seven... Seven... Seven... Seven Seven Seven Seven Seven Seven... Seven. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=7h41m18s

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Thor there's a new automatons signal has been found 01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 00101110 01100010 01100101 00101111 01100100 01010001 01110111 00110100 01110111 00111001 01010111 01100111 01011000 01100011 01010001 00111111 01110011 01101001 00111101 01101100 01111010 01111010 01010110 01011000 01100001 01110000 01001111 01100100 01000010 01001011 01000011 00110101 01100010 00110010 01111010 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=7h55m52s

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warchildg18
Hi Pirate Soft hair, longest of lemons. Keeper of Goblins, protector of ferrets. I wanted to give a big thank you to you and the community. A year ago when i joined the goblins, i was in a very bad space and even suicidal. Listening to the advice you give and the positivity of the community really helped carry me through those bad days and even motivated me to get therapy. I am now in a much better space and even moved to a new city and have a new found love for life. Thank you yarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=8h25m24s

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DiJuMx
Mr Thor, I see you survived Friday 13th, but as February is the month of the time loop; I hope you are ready for the next Friday 13th in 27 days. Anyway, two things. First, have you heard of yarnspinner.dev? They provide tools for narrative game design. Second, haave you heard of methaphone? Like methadone, the synthetic opioid to help with opioid addiction, methaphone is a phone-sized sheet of acrylic to help with phone addiction. Link: https://methaphone.com/products/methaphone https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=9h39m43s

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Mitzunari
have you heard about the DMCA strike and a takedown notice of a minecraft like game called Allumeria got from Microsoft over a screenshot on its steam page "because it infringed on the Minecraft IP" and withdrawn it again in like a day after https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2697434677?t=9h46m48s

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hannah_the_penguin
Chat has cursed hannah_the_penguin with Cooking.

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DarkMaster0693
Good evening Thor! Firstly I wanted to let yoy know I finally got my driver's license and its been such a relief like you said. Secondly, congratulations to Henry and his new bride! Will the wedding be streamed? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=0h48m39s

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TheDogOfChaos
Good morning Thor! Remember that Forts game I talked about last stream regarding DLC? Well, if you're into physics-based RTS games, i think you may like it. Link incoming: https://store.steampowered.com/app/410900/Forts/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=0h58m56s

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Dimaray
This is the post I was talking about in Discord about the Shrimp. Witness the power curve. Search in general_chat for "Shrimp" from Dimaray or just the message link. [#general_chat message](/guild/162034058736435201/channel/987123333659250688/) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=1h16m31s

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xander_the_goose
yarrCheer500 Well Thor, I've finally found what's going to get me off my ass and learn to program. See, I've decided to homebrew myself a Pokemon TTRPG for me and my friends to play, but given the sheer number of 'Mons, the complexity of all the stat calculations, and the fact that I want it to feel as close to the video games as possible, I'm having to write a companion app to handle stat and team makeup. I do have most of the systems down, now I just need to code yarrBluhyarrBluh https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=1h28m29s

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BlackEnvy1
Hey Almighty Thor, odd question but will you ever touch Star Wars Galaxies? I remember you mentioned it ages ago so it's not likely to be relevant now but I'd love to see you try that game out. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=1h55m37s

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VR3dgrave
yarrCheer500 Thor, Bone Man MD here checking in on your health for free. No, I’m not a skeletomancer, I promise. Uh huh. Hmmm. That checks out. You have a severe case of ligma. Oh, and possibly cancer. That’ll be 5 cases of glue please. yarrStinky https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=2h26m5s

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Myrionix
Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward, and thrilling Stormblood expansions up to level 70 for free with no restrictions on playtime. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=2h35m53s

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XeroxCopycat
Okay, story time regarding FFXIV. Recently an inactive account that I hadn't played for several years was compromised during a free login campaign, and the person responsible for this hack had managed to hit my former FC's bank for over 150 million gil, then transferred my character to an Oceania based data center. Managed to lock things down and work with SE support to get the character back, but in order to get the rollback complete, I had to reinstall and reactivate the game to transfer back. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=2h51m27s

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DRferatu
Hey Thor, master of fair Hair and the lord of the Goblins! So over the past few months ive posted updates on how life has been since my wife passed away in child-birth. I just want to say thank you so much for the streams as they have helped me cope and move forward. The baby is now sitting on her own! And im finally starting to see how beautiful it is to have a child. Chat remember, call your loved ones and tell them you love them! DO IT NOW! No, not soon, NOW! Tell them now! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=2h59m15s

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Killl_Roy
There's no earthly way of knowing. Which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing Or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a blowing? Not a speck of light is showing so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? YES! THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING FOR THE ROWERS KEEP ON ROWING! AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING! ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=3h0m19s

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VR3dgrave
yarrCheer500 Thor, I need to put the moon shield on for a second. I have a theory in regards to Ashes. I'll wait a second. Hah. Jokes on you. I really am the skeletomancer and I just made you put the hat on. Fear me. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=3h1m12s

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Maxivermillion
Good day Thor, sorry to hear about your back and as someone who had been suffering for 21 years I feel you. I just recently got started with physiotherapy and as our pain seems to be in the same area I can DM you or a mod with the exercises I have been given to see if it will help. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=3h5m21s

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JamesDyk

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tethragrammaton
yarrCheer500 Greetings, spreader of democracy, culler of clankers, wearer of wigs. Something weird happened to me recently. I actually managed to char boiled eggs. I put eggs in a pot for them to boil, forgot all about it, the water evaporated, and the bottom half of the eggs were completely charred. Luckily, the window was open, so the smoke didn't flood the kitchen. Chat, don't be a dumbass like me. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=3h34m30s

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Taskman_
I have read the !TTS and I fully understood it but I still have no idea how it works. I'm not sure what to do. Maybe you have to paint it out for me yarr7. With that said remember if you need an emergency to call: 0118 999 881 999 119 725 / / / / / / / / 3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=4h33m19s

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midnight_8k
Hi Thor, I wanted to thank you for helping me land a job at a AAA company! I was stuck in a 9 to 5 at a large bank using Java 7, but thanks to your guidance and inspiration, I’m now working as a SDK developer and in the last three years, I’ve already received two promotions. Thanks for being awesome! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=4h33m46s

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Thaxorin
So Thor, whom I came to know and respect as a very decent human being. A goblin lord but a decent one. Me, Thaxorin, an also decent human. I have been tested. Would like to say hit via TTS. Dang these are addictive. I got the Ashes link you send, watched and was very entertained. But not as much as this. A Pirate goes to the doctor to look at spots on his arm. The doctor says, "They're benign." Pirate goes, "No, there be 12. I counted them." https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=4h36m39s

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Tierrva_Nightblood
Hello Thor. Following my new year's resolution I have started keeping track of the calories I have burned. I have so far burned about 10000 calories so far this year. I should probably get a new timer for the pizzas in the oven. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=4h42m13s

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k1llersqu1rl
i can raise you the charbroiled eggs thor, once, when i had a migrane i needed to eat something, so i went to cook one of those big instant noodle soup bowls, i put the dried veggies in, and the seasoning mix, then forgot the water and put it on for the 3 mins. i realized i forgot the water when i opened the door and Green Smoke poured out of the microwave. it stained the inside of the microwave green, and several days later it stopped working properly and had to be replaced. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=5h31m56s

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ItzPubby
If i remember correctly, the girl he was partnered with (his wife?) got in trouble for doing pyramid schemes in the past, or at least a large investor was. dunno if it was debunked https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=5h40m36s

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WRXKillerGM
hey don't know if you knew about this, but while you were away, we had a mission against the squids. it appears that they are planning a counteroffensive to take advantage of our prolonged battle with the robots. The major order was to investigate where this counter offensive is planned for by completing operations. sadly, we weren't able to get the info super earth wanted but since we still completed the mission super sent more reinforcements. but expect the squids to attack soon. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=5h42m43s

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Three_Kobolds

Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
And they’ll continue singing it forever just because This is the song that doesn’t end
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
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DktrJ
Good afternoon Social Kitten Soft hair, fellow Goblins and 🍞 Mods for The 🍞 Throne. Two Chemists go to a bar. The bartender asks "what will it be?" The 1st chemist says "H2O please". "H2O too please" says the 2nd chemist. "Are you sure?", says the Bartender, "that's quite explosive". MrDestructoid For Cyberstan, beat back the meatbags of mostly water! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=6h20m7s

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verified_nutta
Part 2: i think that implementation could really help solve alot of the issues that game is going through, im not techie so i would love your input on it and whether its truly feasible or a pipe dream. As ever i love your streams, thank you for doing what you do and being an excellent role model for so many and i hope your back feels better soon, dont go getting any new dlc just yet! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=6h21m4s

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VR3dgrave
yarrCheer500 i know this is a bit late, wanted to get to my PC for the bits first. I know how you feel about the homelessness issue. I was there for about 4 years myself and I'm still struggling, but I've been in my apartment for almost a decade now. I wish my game design degree helped more, but such is life. Now I need to get a game out. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=6h22m6s

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vorondanil54
Hi there! I'm currently on 2 year in my collage learning for Frontend development, but I want to learn to make videogames. So here's the question: what programming language is best for scrolling shooter videogames? (like DoDonPachi) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=6h29m41s

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thelumenor
The good news is that even if or rather when we fail the major order, it won't be the end of the Campaign to take Cyberstan, it just means it will be a longer campaign to take the planet. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=6h50m9s

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Young0ne2

You probably Pinched Your sciatic nerve, what you described for the pain and how you did it is similar to what i have done. Please consider going to a Chiropractor & a Physical Therapist so they can help. This pain does NOT get better if ignored. With love and care man.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=6h50m22s>
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wykedmike
Did you see where one of the Highguard devs blamed content creators for the failure of the game. After watching your indiecember stuff, it makes me wonder if any of these, quote unquote triple a devs, are ever asked to call their baby ugly or would be able to if asked. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=6h50m58s

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drewmonkey41
Hey buddy, just wanted to thank you and your composer for the Heartbound OST. I had to have my yearly MRI on Friday and when they asked what I wanted to listen to on Spotify I told them to put on the OST and it helped a lot. 3 hours in the tube and not one retake due to blurry images. Thanks again for being one of the good one. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=6h51m21s

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Vespy238
Heya Thor, ive been enjoying Monster Hunter Wilds, maybe once i have the story completed and get some higher rank up, maybe we can team up against Gozmaggios, Charge Blade for life, also Seven. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=6h52m3s

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marcellus___
It would seem the Cyberstan forces intercepted the communications. It was meant to say “he has been aligned in a democratic manner” not “indoctrinated “. Blame the Bots! For Super Earth and for Democracy yarrDemocracy https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=6h52m41s

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thelumenor
I get the job market sucking right now, I graduated college back in November of 24, was jobless for 8 months until I started work at hobby lobby part time, they let me go last month, so I'm back to searching, I never actually stopped searching so I have been hunting for say a year and a half, no such luck, except for a really shady delivery company that wouldn't give me details about their insurance providers even when I asked and withdrew the original sign on bonus when I was about to start. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=6h52m56s

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WxrtHltl_jwlpklz
I wish to commit mind contro, its like mind control but without the L so it never fails. you will play the next TTS. This will compel you. woo wooo ooo. May super earth oppress all with democracy. have fun doing what you are Thor. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=6h53m50s

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moonalex26
Thor, Goblin Lord, Chosen of the Ferrets, Longest Lemon. You have cursed me! yarrCursed I gave in and got Hytale yesterday, 4am rolls around - blurrily looks around 'WHAT YEAR IS IT?' - yarrCursed - OH and CHAT - SEVEN yarr7 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=6h54m2s

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WxrtHltl_jwlpklz
the end is never the. end is never. the end is. never the end. is never the. end is never. the end is never the end is never the end. farewell, so long, al veder sen goodbye. goodbye. sulfuric acid melts bones. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2699217322?t=6h54m11s

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Dukedom01
good morning kitten. can I interest you into some micro transaction for your latest DLC? hear me out. grain pillow. on this side of the pond usualy with either pelt or rye. much better option than liquid and or electric options. you're welcome https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=0h23m28s

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Jpsycho
I just realized, the gaming PC i bought last February, shipped to me with an RTX 5070 installed instead of the 4070 TI super i ordered. I dont know how to feel about this. Did i win? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=0h25m6s

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goblintoothpick
Happy Lunar New Year Thor! Today is the first day of the Fire Horse, so wising you and all of the goblins in chat, gong xi fa cai, may you all prosper and be in health! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=0h31m52s

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Katcorot
Did you see Steam is testing people being able to add their PC specs to stream reviews, so now when we read a review, we can better predict if our pc's can run a game if our machines are older. Steam News Link: https://store.steampowered.com/news/group/4397053/view/505101717860253962 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=0h43m32s

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bic_mag
Hey Thor, I've just had a really cool call with my Boss. The project I'm currently in, ends at the end of the month and he wants to establish a security aspect for our QA department. Turns out he has also seen your streams and knows of your resource compilation to learn hacking and security. So now I will likely get to "test" your method of learning hacking... and do it all on company time. I'll report back with how it goes. yarrBongos https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=1h30m16s

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AIR036
Right now, spiritfarer is going on sale at 85% discount on steam. Anybody whos interested, go get it. Im buying the game plus the soundtrack and artbook. Afraid if the games not for you? They have a free demo you can try before purchasing, unlike the heartbound demo. Hey thor, when will the demo be on sale? Kappa https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=2h44m36s

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Zeltheir
Greetings Thor, Black Templars player here, Templars are zealots, are a fleet-based chapter, and are spread across the stars on an eternal crusade, so no one knows how many there really are, even though a chapter isn't supposed to have more than 1,000 at one time. Here's a really good fan-made movie based off the audiobook for Helsreach, a fantastic look at what the black templars are about. Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2WGE1L6WKs https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=2h53m54s

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McKaby
Using the last of my channel points but that Starship Troopers game, that has Casper van Dien. Steam in 3. 2. 1. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2321780/Starship_Troopers_Ultimate_Bug_War/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=2h55m56s

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creativelyinclindcreature
Hi Thor, it‘s been a couple of months. After 15 years of fighting for it, my health insurance gave their approval to cover the cost of my necessary surgery. I‘ll finally be able to leave my apartment without pain. I‘ll be able to get a job and work again. I‘ll be able to have a life without constant discomfort. It‘s in 4 weeks! I wouldn‘t have held out this long without you. So thank you. Really. Your streams have helped so much. Do you have some advice for a big change like that? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=3h29m30s

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Yougle87
Hi Thor, two weeks ago I mentioned that I was looking into getting my manuscript to a publisher. Today I had a phone call from said publisher. They said they see potential in my manuscript and would be willing to work with me. Obviously some editing is needed, but they mentioned they could clearly see I have a knack for writing. I would like to thank you for encouraging me to go make stuff.. worm regards! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=3h37m40s

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Zeltheir
Hello Thor, I bring you one more Black Templar random lore. I present to you a paragraph long wiki post about The Howling, and the culprit behind this event, The Cacodominus. Enjoy this insanity. Link: https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/The_Howling https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=3h40m17s

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Pasty_Pict
Hi Thor, hope your back is doing better. Don't think you saw my question last stream, but have you considered regularly doing some mobility training exercises? Apparently it's really good for reducing and even preventing muscle and tendon pain issues. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=4h0m12s

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AzureDrakon
Just to Break reality for all the goblins...... Atoms are mostly empty space, and the electrons in your hand repel the electrons in whatever you’re “touching.” So when you put your hand on a table, what you feel is electromagnetic repulsion, not contact. Translation: You’ve gone your entire life without physically touching anything. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=4h31m3s

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SmugRainbowPony
here's a little fun French fact. The stereotypical "sacrebleu" is a curseword we changed from "sacredieu", the same as English's "goddammit" becoming "goshdarnit". That's right. Algospeech was a thing in medieval times. That, or people didn't want to be stoned for blasphemy. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=4h50m20s

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marcellus___


Another citizen ascends. Another weapon of Freedom unleashed.

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WhyTheWolfs
Updte for my dissbility from, , few days go, I have gotten some bility to use it agin. (my a botton now sometimes work), I will still be getting it fixed, should be any dy now. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=5h13m20s

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TruckerCaine

Terracotta pie, hey
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arthour05
Something went wrong with my desktop yesterday and crashed hard out of HD2 with a CPU overheat warning on reboot. Now, System powers up and the CPU fan goes haywire before everything powers down, repeats and then powers up again before remaining on. No POST, no Motherboard beeps, no input signal to screen. I suspect my CPU has fried without warning, and I am very sad. Omnissiah, hear my prayers and grant me your benevolent grace to find the fault and repair my cogitator its glorious state https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=5h58m5s

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alexkagedk

Here's a tale about aging: After turning 25, I discovered that one of my wisdom teeth was growing in at an awkward angle and had to be removed surgically. During the procedure where they applied local anesthetics via injection(I was awake for it), I found out out I'm resistant to the anesthetics. So when they were stitching up my gums, I felt the stitching part. Needless to say, I made sure they doubled the dose of anesthesia for the next extraction. I am not ginger, by the way.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=6h10m38s>
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highlord83
In the entire Cyberstan update, I have to say the only thing I'm really disappointed with is the armor passive for Siege Breaker. To be completely honest, it's a little bit shit. Even making it just a reskinned B-01 Tac (Extra Padding passive) would be better. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=6h15m48s

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VR3dgrave
yarrCheer500 Mind delusions acquainted, bubbles emotica. Plutonium wedding rings, icicle stretchings. Bicycles, shoestrings, one flag, flaggy but one, painting the paintings of the alive. I E A I A I O by System of a Down https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=6h17m24s

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CleftnTwain
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 Anesthesia awareness happens when you become conscious or “wake up” during surgery under general anesthesia. It's rare, occurring in one or two out of every 1,000 cases. People with anesthesia awareness report things like feeling pressure or hearing conversations that happened during their procedure. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=6h22m58s

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defectivegod1
Hello Mr soft hair. I've been going through a rough patch in my life the past couple of months and I just wanted to thank you for being one of the only consistent things in my life, it definitely helps. Have a good rest of your day my man https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=6h26m35s

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WRXKillerGM
hey just saying you should probably read the companion app news tab more often but more news happened around two hours ago from this post. Planet wide resistance has dropped again making it easier to capture cities all because the robots were trying to evacuate non combatants through evacuation tunnels, obvious lies but it's nice to know the robots are running and super earth is blowing them up with artillery~ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=6h55m4s

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FrigidGrave
Steam has refused my refund of AOC 4 times so far, stating it was because my play time was over 2 hours. So i have no refund even with only 4.7 hours play time, half of which i was stuck in the launcher for. so i just submitted a 5th refund request with my reason being the entire bee movie script, since they clearly don't care for the actual reason. i wanna know what BS this guy who got a refund at 200+ hours used to get his. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=7h5m15s

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WRXKillerGM
just for some more information about MO's yeah, we lose and win them all the damn time and the story still continues. For example, the last one we lost was in order for us to investigate which of the three factions stole the blueprints or our space station. we only successfully gather this information from the robots, which was the most likely suspect. The other two we failed that mission but here we are still fighting. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=7h28m20s

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GorkDeViti

remember remember the day pirate set of a  hellbomb beside  me
remember remember his accusation that his shield malfunctions were  to  be  blamed  on  me 
remember remember his summary execution  of  me 
remember remember I will
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SgtFluffles
Attention, chat. The point hole has been filled... Sorry, correction. The hole at the bottom of the point hole has been filled. We just now need to fill the point hole now yarr7 yarr7 yarr7 yarr7 yarr7 yarr7 yarr7 yarr7 yarr7 yarr7 yarr7 yarr7 yarr7 yarrStinky yarr7 yarr7 yarr7 yarr7 yarr7 yarr7 yarr7 yarr7 yarr7 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2700105845?t=7h47m2s

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ScyllaFren
Hi Thor. I’m reading a book about the inventor of 9mm pistols. It’s a semi-auto biography. The author should have written it for a magazine. Sorry, not sorry. Smileyface. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=0h18m8s

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Seliphe
Chat has cursed Seliphe with Art.

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Ticho5796
So Thor, the Automatons tore your back muscle and poisoned your water supply! We need to get them back!! FOR CYBERSTAN! Uh oh... oh no... FOR MANAGED DEMOCRACY!! Btw, did you know that the— [This text has been censored by the minestry of truth due to inappropriate praise of Cyborgs.] Keep on fighting, Helldiver! Super Earth Government https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=0h43m19s

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arthour05
Good Morning Thor and fellow Goblins! I bring good news! The Omnissiah has blessed me! It wasnt the CPU that fried, just a bad RAM stick. Still expensive as hell of course, however replacing 1 16gig stick is a lot better than 1 CPU. Also, just got here in time to hear Steven made a court filing? Wild. i hope he gets whats coming to him, but more importantly I hope your back is feeling a bit better https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=0h50m33s

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MolotoffCockatiel
Greetings from Tyria. Come to report we now have a home. And ferrets. Lots of ferrets. Two links inc: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1474190043051720724/1474190044247101651/image.png?ex=6998f1f7&is=6997a077&hm=d918cb77239ff54e174012d44d97b50574772aafca64f892f070e2ed97050430&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1392&height=581 AND https://www.guildwars2.com/en-gb/news/the-mischievous-ferret-warclaw-skin-jumps-into-the-gem-store/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=1h30m25s

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Mor1Hunt3r
Greetings Mr Softhair. Now that Khronos has unleashed photographic proof of your status as Discord Kitten onto the internet, when will you wear wigs? Also. RIP Bluepoint Games yarrSadge https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=1h38m0s

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DaCheesyI
Hey thor. I know how much you love TTRPG's and how much your enjoying the new lancer book. I just saw that there was a lancer tactics for steam. https://store.steampowered.com/app/4049810/Lancer_Tactics/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=2h5m38s

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arclite02
I can sympathize about the back - I have Achilles Tendinitis, and every so often my left ankle just... Absolutely EXPLODES. For like a week. Because reasons. Life becomes all kinds of fun when your world goes white with pain as soon as your foot touches solid matter! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=2h6m16s

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Nadava
Thor, this is your assistant. Good news, we've found a supplier of bionic spines. Bad news, its from a Rimworld, the cost of importing one is going to require liquidating some of the off shore assets. Which oil rig was your least favorite? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=2h11m28s

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badmonkeycw
Hey Social, Kitten, Soft Hair, Golin Lord! It's your friends again from the Oil Derrick. The Phracken Five want you to know, we've found you. You made the mistake of running for public office. So...Mayor of Brine Barrel, we're waiting for you! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=2h12m49s

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TheSmoresagen
Hey Thor, I've been thinking about alternatives to twitch and was wondering if a federated live streaming platform could work? Each creator can host their own server and discover-ability can be built as a separate thing. Motivated users can create and provide search and recommendation systems. You can also build any feature on top of it - bits, subs, trains, etc. What do you think? And I hope your back gets better soon! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=2h20m24s

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tsiOweR
Hello thor I see you disturb the very common ghost of going to a storage area that slumbers an old man that possess anyone that he considers old enough to hop on to. He will stay on you until you feel young again if you can't feel young again he may stay on you forever. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=3h0m30s

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therealmiracoon
For all you guys skipping on in the gym. I am a man. On my own body I want the whole bakery back there. I am talking Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon level ass. So yes, I do hip thrusts. And you should to. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=3h6m37s

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stryker401
Thor, longest of lemons, have you seen the new Expansion put out for Diablo 2 Resurrected? includes a lot of quality of life stuff and a new class, the warlock. They can equip two handed weapons in one hand, cause they levitate it. Their three trees either focus on fighting with the weapon, Summoning, or casting. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=3h7m42s

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AzureDrakon
Good Morning Thor and Goblins....... I learned there is a town in Texas called oatmeal..... So, would that mean if your conceived there that you were once a oatmeal cream pie before you were yourself? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=3h10m19s

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Noctis6502
Hello Thor, longest of lemons, goblin king, democracy’s own senator flip off machine. Something I thought about few days ago. Allegedly, George Michael (rest his soul) at one point in his life lost both his car and his voice. According to local news outlets, it was a case of carless whisper. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=3h15m41s

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Zupacna
yarrNotesokay, so, when a helldiver dies, one of the many divers in the ship are thawed and dropped on the planet. yarrHmmIs there anything in the lore that explains how the heck they know what's going on with the current mission? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=3h34m1s

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Hippy80
Hey Mr Pirate, with the unfortunate death of Ashes of Creation, do you think the sandbox MMO niche is dead? Will anyone try to replace AoC's niche, or has the economics changed so much to make it impossible? Worm Regards https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=3h34m33s

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mukthophas
Hello Thor, longest of lemons and shortest of all Bananas, softest of all hairs, and master of Wigs. Hear ye, hear ye. By Kings decree, we announce the following: Monday - Greg, Tuesday - Ian, Wednesday - Greg, Thursday - Ian, Friday - Greg, Saturday - Ian, Sunday - Greg. The Greg-or-ian calendar. yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=4h20m6s

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G0Free
Hey Thor! I hope your pain is gonna go away soon. Public Statement: If you experience that music is weird on Twitch, go to Twitch Player settings in the bottom right corner, open "Advanced", then turn off "Low Latency" https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=4h21m36s

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Gaddenar
Hello there, hotdog pancake guy here with another tid bit. There is a little town in Oklahoma called Hooker and they decided it was a good idea to call their baseball team the hornytoads. I happened to grow up there and I sometimes regret it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=4h39m24s

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Flaraggron
Hi Thor, the mission impact screen can be deceptive. The squad impact it shows is a simplified numberto make it easier to grasp for players what impact they have. The actual impact is decided by the experience you gather from both main and side objectives before the difficulty modifier is applied. This is multiplied by the global impact modifier which is related to the total hell divers online. Performing a high level mission is actually far more impactful than many low level missions. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=4h44m39s

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AWaltzingDingo
Hey Thor! Hope the back muscle heals up sooner than later. Brought some cursed knowledge to prepare you in case the Vampires come for you. If you see a vampire wearing an eyepatch, they might have a tiny mirror under it - this allows them to see directly behind them like they have an eye in the back of their head. So when they're mid-monologue, busy telling you how evil they are, shine a bright torch on the back of their head to blind them so you can escape. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=4h47m38s

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WxrtHltl_jwlpklz
Thor, the grestest of lemons. wishs your citrus ingestion would rise. may all the magnesium and healing be inscribed. may I never not be weird and you be healed. CHat be weird, enjoy yourself. don't harm others for your minor joys. party on wayne, party on garth. Goblins rise https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=4h49m32s

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GolemancersArt
You may be happy to know that I have developed a set of buns. If you wish to direct your yonder gaze if but for a brief moment, at my soft, delicious buns, you may find them here. In the Actual Pirates discord. [#1467688671057547427 message](/guild/1135541715755880568/channel/1467688671057547427/) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=5h0m27s

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marcellus___

Helldivers never die!``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=5h10m36s>
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moist_but_crunchy
team four star made a joke about how after coming back to life, Yamcha's original body was still in the crater after dying to a Saibaman. That means everone who died and was brought back have their corpse out there somewhere rotting. A lot of people died in dragon ball z.... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=5h12m48s

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bluethunder1080
Thor, you should check out Windrose on steam, what looks like it may be a genuinely good pirate survival game. what is also funny, since launch, skull and bones has had about a max of 3k peak players. windrose on the first day of demo had 6k peak players. link incoming https://store.steampowered.com/app/3041230/Windrose/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=5h15m49s

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WhyTheWolfs
Hello Kitten, these five days without my. A. botton where awful, it felt like I only had 3/4 of my ability to move and missing 1/26 of my ability to communicate. I can now dive again. Also we all hope you'll get better soon, cosplaying chronos were funny the first stream, anymore of this and we are more worried about you. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702705948?t=5h16m17s

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lukski987

I hope your back is feeling better!!
I’m actively learning more and more about cyber security but I feel like I’m growing my knowledge extremely slowly due to life. Do you have any suggestions on how I could grow my knowledge base a bit quicker or even extremely quick if at all possible​? Thank you in advance for any guidance you can give!!``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=1h2m33s>
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Najadorel

Are you surviving the advanced levels of adulting you’ve been unlocking lately?
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malevolent_requiem
Chat has cursed malevolent_requiem with Art.

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sneakyest
Hey chat dont litten to the traitor, the true reason he dident stream yesterday was because he was take but the automatons, and turned into a cyborg, we must send the democrocy officers to him. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=3h7m35s

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WigDidely
Have you ever watched a leaf flowing down the river? After a little bit, that leaf gets stuck in a little corner section, and the leaf doesn't progress down the river. It starts spinning around and gets caught in a little bit of foliage, and you see from the shore other leaves passing it by. This leaf that you've grown attatched to and named and loved and cared for is swirling around. I feel like I have disloged from the swirling around bit of the river back into the main flow of the river going back down and that feels really good. Thank you for being there for me through streams by just being there, both you and chat. I really needed that. Seven. How are you? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=3h8m5s

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dogdoaplay
yarrCheer500 My Shadowrun MMO Idea: Players of a server share a city. Cities = Servers. City-layout is a server-side Proc-Gen seed. In the long-run, players can create their own corps as well as just being shadowrunnners, to occupy in-game buildings, to contract business with other "cities"(server-to-server trade routes). This also allows players to create contracts against player-corps, and for players to work for the corps. That's just the idea that popped into my head the moment you said MMO. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=3h31m21s

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theVarianGohl

 
Also ive been doing German Localisation for Indie Games for quiete some Time now. Luckily, all Projects sold decently or well and got good Recensions. but i still struggle to find more Projects let alone Paid ones. 
Do you have any Ideas for me on how to change that? I am also good at QA.
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casfilur
The Bonk's Creed. "I believe in the Bonk, Bonk the almighty, creator of heaven and earth. Suffered under foul sorcery, was crucified, died, and buried; he descended to the dead. On the third day he rose again; he ascended into heaven, he is at the center of the Bonk, and he will come to judge the living and the dead. I believe in the Holy Bonk, the holy Bonk Church, the communion of Bonks, the forgiveness of sorcery, the resurrection of the body, and the Bonk everlasting. Amen." https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=4h2m20s

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xwinneralex
Hello Thor, I do not know if you have been paying attention to Space Marines 2 news, but it appears as though we will be getting new voice packs from factions such as space wolves, black templars, and the blood angels. It makes me super excited to see if they do a voice pack with more chapters such as the Salamanders. I would love to relive a fantasy as a well know Salamander like Sa'kan, pronounced as Sa Kon, like suck on deez nuts. For the emperor! Tech marine comes out soon https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=4h4m52s

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arclite02
A Warhammer and Helldivers collab would be awesome, but would absolutely NOT go the way people think... The very concept of Democracy is punishable by death in 40k. For you and everyone associated with you. The DSS versus the Phalanx would be... Interesting. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=4h10m58s

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Tinyblocktim
Hello Thor our hallowed CEO of ferret's lover of deviled eggs breaker of backs. On today's cursed thoughts. Are Roomba's considered carnivores as they technically consume human flesh? And if so are Roomba lawnmowers considered herbivores? Also my wife Vampirebunny found out when you hurt yourself. She thinks its was about a weakback . https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=4h37m46s

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FeroSeeleJSS
New game to put on the radar. Rivage. Devved by Exnilo Studio and published by Raw Fury, the same publishers that did Blue Prince. Rivage appears to be another puzzle game that looks amazing. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=4h39m39s

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Neovivify
You mentioned Discord not having alternative but want your thoughts on an open source project called fluxer. The primary dev did some bug bounties for Discord so they are familiar with the space. The plan is also for self hosting and federation. When using it the UI is very Discord like and polished compared to others. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=4h40m31s

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shadowcrushers
i hope i someday see an amazing necromancer class, a manhwa im reading called "Catastrophic Necromancer" have one of the closest idea of an amazing style of necromancer, the name of some of the class evolutions could be somewhat better but overall its amazing, and kinda wanna try to design it in hytale, but first i need to learn their modding system KEKW anyways hope your back is doing better all love from the community, remember if we're here to support an amazing human being like you! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=4h58m58s

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Red__VT
Mornin. I would like to bring to thor attention a situation we had been having in spain, the short of it, the private company that run the retransmision of football matches got a judge to allow internet services to block cloudflare IPs to stop people to transmit pirated matches, but they are just making internet be shitty when there is a match. It is a rabbit hole because now they were trying to demand that VPN companies also block IPs and this blocks are also affecting USA gov pages. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=5h0m53s

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bollekongen
Hello Mr Social Kitten. Did you hear about the guy born without eyelids? They used his foreskin for reconstructive surgery. The operation was a success. He’s just a little cockeyed. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=5h44m58s

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Mitzunari
salutations lemon lord! Have you heard abou the game romestead? Its a game about rebuilding a roman city after rome fell. Combat feels nice, the building mechanic feels great and the over all polish of the demo currently out is insane. Feels similar to games like core keeper but in a bigger scale for the building. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=5h45m39s

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downbeatextreme
Hi Thor, today marks the seventh day of the Chinese New Year, known as Ren Ri—the day celebrated as everyone’s birthday. So here’s wishing you and all fellow goblins a very Happy Birthday! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=5h50m49s

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TheDiG3L
Hello Thor man. Haven't caught much of your streams since what happened a year ago but i truelly appreciate that you keep doing the game jams. I participated for the second time and even thou i barely had time to make more then a moving box, it was a learning experience and i got a crowd of people that now want to see the final product. Because of that i have made (to me) huge steps for the game over the last two weeks. It still has no playability but thanks for giving me this excuse to learn. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=6h3m41s

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MCas86
Just wanted to share and get visibility on an amazing puzzle game I played the demo of and it releases Mar 13. link coming... https://store.steampowered.com/app/3249380/Piece_by_Piece/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=6h19m51s

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BloodyTheBroken
Respectfully, I'm going to find where you're building the Ferret sanctuary, and bury a slice of bread. So when you're done, anyone can throw a piece of bread on the roof, making it into a giant sandwich. Get Sandwich'd. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=6h21m58s

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SkyHigh042
yarrCheer500 Hello Mr Thor man, wanted to share some personal good news. I have recently been accepted into a Bachelor of Audio here in Australia. It's a big step in my career and im hoping its a great one. Thanks to you for streaming, having you on in the background helps me focus for some reason. In fact, Im studying right now. Oh and chat? 7 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=6h27m21s

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fullmetalftw4
Good morning kitten. Hope the back is doing better. I'm happy to report that I passed my EMT class final exam on Saturday. Now I get to wait for the national board to contact me so I can schedule my national exam and get my EMT certification and license. Until then, I get to go shovel after this Blizzard https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=6h41m38s

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Devlin4115
Hey Thor and chat, my wife Nessapiche is the one that made the crochet ferrets for you and the team. We wanted to let you all know that we have bought our first house! We will get the keys mid March and be moved in by the end of April! Thank you for all the support over the last couple years and can't wait for more from you! Thank again and 7! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=7h3m30s

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xib0x
you know how you liked noita because of the pixels? well check out Sandustry, i cant wait for this game to come out. link incomming https://store.steampowered.com/app/2764460/Sandustry/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=7h4m46s

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Arexian
Hey Old man i hope your back feeling better i don't know if it was already talked about but have you keep up whith what happend after you left Ashes ? i found a 15 minute YT video by Legal Mindset and apparently it was a Massive Faud from the start https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=7h8m55s

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Rorenhyme_of_Life
Currently Game Dev-ing my DnD setting, working on magic runes. Which makes me wonder, Thor, have you seen The Gorilla of Destiny's spell writing system or his Theory of Magic? I find his work interesting and inspiring. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=7h57m34s

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SinR2014
Hail, and well met, Sir Lemon the Long. Had a question, have you played the pirate themed semi-MMO Sea of Thieves? I was thinking we could add a section to the Actual Pirates discord so we can sea of thieves nuts fit in your mouth https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=7h58m13s

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Spatulaclan
Hey Thor, I have a streamer safety question, I have a Fem friend who most Vtubes, but has done some face-cam stuff too. They recently got a relatively threating tag on a BluSlky post from a blank account who legal named their husband and see them at an IRL event they were doing. They cancelled their appearance for everyone's safety. Do you have any advice for other steps they should take? I know you have had some recent Doxxing happen wanted to get your thoughts. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=8h1m55s

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TheDogOfChaos
yarrCheer500 have you heard of Mindustry? it's an Open-Source Tower-Defense-come-Real-Time-Strategy game that you may or may not like (it's made entirely in java) https://mindustrygame.github.io/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=8h3m30s

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highlord83
God dammit, I want to fight the Cyborgs more. More flying knees to the dome out of nowhere and cyber-roundhoues blasting my spine into the next dive. The gauntlet has been thrown and the disrespect made real. I demand satisfaction, dammit. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=8h4m29s

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TheFozzyBear

https://x.com/FakePsyho/status/2025857836014538818?s=20``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=8h7m53s>
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T_MrFox
So I saw this short about a game where you literally draw magic spells in the middle of combat, sort of like Vampire survivors but you draw the attacks, it has a demo as the game is not yet out, link incoming https://store.steampowered.com/app/4289390/The_Magus_Circle_Demo/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=8h27m53s

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WhimsyHobbit
thor, thanks for such a comfy and relaxed stream channel. I sit in the background alot playing my game and just listening to you & goblins chitty chat. I dont understand a single thing about coding or game making, but I quite enjoy the conversations and vibes, congrats on the ferret rescue upgrades, its amazing and what a blessing! yarrBongos thanks again for being a calm voice in the background https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=8h37m58s

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ElCrabs
since you are checking out so many games at the moment, have you tried any of the Amanda the adventurer game? they are creepy and full of puzzles and secrets. link incoming: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2166060/Amanda_the_Adventurer/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=8h41m21s

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vaulttec_21
Good afternoon Thor, As a team for folding at home we have notched up 3 ranks to 85. With my personal rank clawing up to 229. Together we can do great science! I hope the back heals up quick so you can cary us on helldivers to victory. Have a great day everyone! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=8h42m24s

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Socgraffiti
I sadly didn’t get to finish the game I wanted to submit in time for the game jam but making the GDD absolutely helped break down my ideas in a way that made it easier to start and progress my dev work. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=8h44m3s

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Quoth_TheRav3n
Hello, God Goblins! a funny thing happen to me at work the other day. It sort of concerned me as well. I work in customer service and was helping a customer with refund issues. At one point he asked an esoteric question. before I could answer however, he reached into his pocket and said into his phone "Hey Grok, is this true?" I almost died trying not to laugh. Pray for me . https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=8h44m40s

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SmugRainbowPony
Thinking about Game Design Documents, for the game jams. These are usually living documents, changing as you prototype and realize what is fun and what isn't, and I can't help but picture a simple text file with bullet points, if not a straight up paper notebook full of doodles. If I join the summer jam and work out my ideas on paper, would you prefer I re-type everything all pretty in a gdoc, or is it okay to scan the paper notes? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=8h50m36s

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FeroSeeleJSS
Dropped a TTS earlier about a game called Rivage being published by the same guys that did Blue Prince. Forgor to post the link with it. Link Inbound: https://store.steampowered.com/app/4094660/Rivage/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=8h51m45s

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tsikintoh
Hi Pirate, Barda, one of the games you covered for Indiecember has gotten some of quality of life updates and some meta progression since you played the demo. The early game now is more fun for a casual player. Also they are going early access next month. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=8h58m1s

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kingofNAZO
If you like more time loop, Choose Your own adventure plus hack n slash games there is two games from spearhead games called Stories: path of destines and Omensight you should check out. either one should be completable during a single stream https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=9h3m27s

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Zer0d1nius
Don't know if this has been mentioned but it looks very cool, Same Devs as Prison Architect, - Link incoming https://store.steampowered.com/app/1857080/The_Last_Starship/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=9h9m24s

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Ryka78
Hi Thor I suffer in pain with you Goblin Lord! I had a colostomy reversal on 2/17. I am currently laying almost flat on my couch with staples holding me together feeling the fun pain of nerves reconnecting. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=9h11m37s

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Scheifen
I am compelled to mention Path of Achra any time game recommendations come up. Its like a turn-based pixelized version of POE or Diablo where you have crazy build variety and try to break the game in thousands of ways. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=9h14m58s

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tsikintoh
since you are talking about MH Stories, MH Stories 1 is a remaster of a 3DS game so expect a number of loading screens, Also the sound fatigue from the monster stomps you're riding is going to be annoying long term in my opinion. MH Stories 2 is a much stronger rpg game with better quality of life features versus the first game. Just finished the first game last week and already about 10hrs in the second game. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2705462819?t=9h15m40s

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nmg_twitch
Hey Thor! Don't know if you remember me, but I dropped a TTS like a year or so ago mentioning how I got my first CVE. Well, it's now a little over a year later and I now have around 10 CVE's from that vendor. Unfortunately, they recently slashed their bounty rewards, so I'm probably not going to be researching them as much going forward. I've pivoted to open source contributions now while working in the service industry for my day job. Might have a job lead from that, we'll see. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=1h27m14s

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Saiyanfox10
Hello Thor. Just got my tax returns. So a TTS message. So what is the most broken/ridiculous build have you or a player your known done for a TTRPG game? To be fair, I'll shall share one: I know someone has made a barbarian who has optimized "Get hit hit back harder". Their barbarian, if they are crit'd, they can hit back as a free action. And they resist critical damage. And that player either rolled crits or miss for his attacks. The system we used: PF2e with little homebrew https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=1h40m22s

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Finlader
Morning everyone! Thor, I was wondering if you had heard about Discord doing age verification in the future. The CTO released a blog post to users with an explanation. Would love to have your thoughts on it. Blog post is here: https://discord.com/blog/getting-global-age-assurance-right-what-we-got-wrong-and-whats-changing https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=1h51m43s

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bollekongen

Yes, you are old. Do you feel the weather changes in your hip yet? Chat. He will tell you he's not old. Don't believe him. KEKW``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=2h14m28s>
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KityHime
yarrCheer500 Hello, my fellow elder Millennial. I had a shower thought yesterday that made me feel old. Having a kid listen to ‘90s song now, is the same as listening to a ‘60s song in the 2000s. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=2h18m17s

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TooLittleControl
Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? Ahem. Greetings Thor, I present do you The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac). Link incoming: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Liance/Horngus_of_a_Dongfish#/media/File:Scyliorhinus_retifer_embryo.JPG https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=2h19m40s

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caffeinatedminds
Talking of Furbies earlier reminded me of this video, when someone thought it was a good idea to build one with legs and take it for a walk. Link incoming -- https://youtu.be/LEc2up6cBlE?si=z-CcBUdZSjx3OyA9 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=2h22m22s

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ThEdgEEEE
Heya boyo, much love from CO. I am struggling with motivation recently. I am coming from a pretty major shoulder injury which crushed me pretty bad mentally. Do you have any advice? I don't think I need a therapist but maybe? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=2h43m4s

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8Ham_Radios
Thor have you heard about metal hellsinger? Its a doom styled beat game with a bunch of metal singers featured on it. Highly recommend, link incoming: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1061910/Metal_Hellsinger/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=2h48m43s

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junthebuggg
Greetings Thorin Piratesofield, been reading Absolute Batman and sometimes I wonder how on earth a blue collar worker Batman is gonna beat something like Absolute Joker. Anyway, highly recommend the series to chat. Take care and give bread to the mods https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=2h56m48s

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FakEE14
Hi boss, I live in Iran and I'm a Python/c++ mentor, but I get paid very little for correcting projects, about 2 to 10 cents each. On the other hand, my boss knows that I really need this money. What should I do to get a raise? also i like you and enjoy watching you, have a great day https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=2h57m18s

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cereal_choochoo
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=3h23m57s

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smoothzee8984
Twitch is honestly the worst. I got perma banned by them for jokingly posting the most generic residential default gateway IP. I got banned for saying a number..... streamer even laughed till I gotban https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=3h24m30s

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wolphren_
yarrCheer500 Fun fact for the day: a pearlfish is scaleless fish with little to no defenses. When it needs to hide, it locates a sea cucumber, waits for it to breathe, and swims backward up the cucumber's butt. Some species of pearlfish take it a step further by slowly eating the sea cucumber's internal organs from the inside out. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=3h27m12s

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ZTK211
yesterday, I saw a linkedin post by an AI company CEO talking about introducing a "pay-to-work" model for entry lvl employees, as like a post college thing, since she thinks AI models will fill/replace all those entry lvl positions (which since been deleted after the internet "gently" helped her realize how stupid her idea was). how cooked are we with CEOs this out of touch with reality? PS you can find the pics of the post from "Welcome To Pay-To-Work!" by Joshua Fluke on YT if you want to see https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=3h32m15s

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smoothzee8984
Hey Thor, I'm looking at learning how to code and was curious on what language you would recommend? I know all of them suck, but I'm hoping for something decently versatile https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=3h33m15s

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GorkDeViti

Sadly did not get any reply from any entity  
and I tried a bunch
various gods 
elder space squids
and several supernatural  beings  like slenderman mothman or Santa Claus
no one replied
at least I know where the streamer lives somewhere around the sun
so next step is revenge  
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Ciberbob_Zotax
Any pointers where to find materials to learn from when i want to develop a database sytem for data storage media movement across physical locations and exporting and delivering CCTV records from them to bodies that reqested them while managing all the administrative documentation for each handoffs.... I am really tired of doing that all manually and my company big head refuse to understand what i am trying to imagine as solution so i probably have to make it on my own... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=3h37m51s

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GaliusRegina

PS: not changing my name, the tts voice can continue being rude about it ``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=3h58m7s>
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wolphren_
More fun facts for the day: Survival of the fittest begins before birth for sand tiger sharks. Inside the mother's two uteruses, the largest embryo quickly develops teeth and a hunting instinct. It swims around the womb, actively hunting down and eating all of its unborn siblings, ensuring only two massive, well-fed pups are ever born. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=4h9m40s

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GeoFractureGames
earlier I asked you if you have heard of The Eternal Life of Goldman. I'd recommend checking this game out as it has some of the best 2D animation I have seen since Cuphead. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=4h10m20s

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warvon1999
hi thor. hope youve been well. ive been trying to get my life back on track. going to get my guard card, and doing rust game dev on bevy as well. things are looking up i think https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=4h15m50s

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Gouger65
Are you going to check out the TechMarine Class with it's Omnissian Axe? Hail, spirit of the machine, essence divine. In your code and circuitry, the stars align. By the Omnissiah's will, we commune and bind. With sacred oils and chants, your grace we find. Oh great Vessel of Honour, May your servo-motors be guarded, Against malfunction, As your spirit is guarded from impurity. We beseech the Machine God to watch over you. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=4h37m55s

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therealmiracoon
Hi Thor. Since that dude said "pumpkin Pie" is a sex thing it sparked an old memory. Open a secon screen and look for "Charizard" in the Urban dictionary. Decide for yourself if you share this with chat. Hope it made you laugh. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=5h10m22s

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Haegemon
since you enjoyed BallxPit, check out Mega Kaiju Boom Ball on Steam, its like Arkanoid-Boss-Battler, with a demo out for NextFest. Link Inc: https://store.steampowered.com/app/4253370/Mega_Kaiju_Boom_Ball/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=5h16m57s

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Sawyervictor89
I found your secret Thor, is time to confess, no, ok i will do it then, chat Thor is not AI but he has a quantum computer and he used it to create a dimension between reality and fiction and now he lives there, Chat Thor lives in the void, gg genius mastermind, to complement your genius i wil start areligion and named it Thorinism, gg https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=6h12m20s

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Myrionix
If you like Terraria you should check out the Calamity mod for it, it adds a metric fuck ton of new content and for me is now the default way i play terraria. If you do you might want to get a couple quality of life mods like Magic Storage as well. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=6h12m49s

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Goblin_Scout_7777
Guild Update for Guild Wars 2, the war room has been started and can now get boosts and soon we will have missions and can claim locations for the Actually Pirates guild yarrGlue https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=6h41m13s

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ThatCraniumGuy
Have you seen the small game called My Little Puppy? It's an adorable corgi game about loss and unwavering love. It also made me cry so much. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2102040/My_Little_Puppy/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=7h7m7s

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Balmusk


All I know is that I am practicing reference images online to learn about composition and also intentionally add details to backgrounds that I want``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=8h7m28s>
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Nephanor
Hey Thor, I have some questions about your dual hunting horn and mushroomancer build for Monster Hunter. So you have a hunting horn in both primary and secondary, and use them and mushroom eating to keep everyone buffed? Does that mean you are horny on main and backup and a real fungi to be with? Maybe you should call it the Austin Powers build. Yeah bay bee. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=9h13m32s

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JimSumVT
Hello Mr Softhair, my since my last TTS i've gotten my stream a mic and been doing my best to talk in my stream, also been doing speech lessons from youtube to improve how i talk on stream as english is not my first language, im now getting more than a handful of viewers now and i am thankful for inspiring me to start, i still have a long way to go, but i've taken my first steps, more power to you goblin king! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=9h27m32s

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Oasismoose
Hello Thor, you've been an inspiration and I just passed my A+ part 1 test and wanted to share it with you and the chat. I owe this to you and the community. And youtuber Burning ice tech who does great IT test prep videos. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=9h32m32s

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Kirrosaki
hi Thor, glad to be able to check out the streams again. cant believe my first game came out 2 years ago and now im working on my second. also, 7 published books now! thanks for keeping me company on my late nights https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2707180400?t=9h39m53s

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Mickket
Hey Thor, got another game you may like. It is Placid Plastic Deck - A Quiet Quest. It is an adventure game with humor and card battles. It has a card system basically identical to Inscryption. Not sure if it has any crazy Inscryption'esque events though. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2510020/Placid_Plastic_Deck__A_Quiet_Quest/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=1h43m28s

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GolemancersArt
I have started my quest to make the 5 secret cornbreads of nebraska. The ritual has started and it cannot be interrupted. For my safety pray I do not fail. Cheese Whiz conbread isn't all that bad btw. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=1h56m40s

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DiJuMx
Regarding the age verification. It's not a bad idea, but the implementation at OS level is poor (would be better as a separate application). In particular, do it as a Smart ID Card (think chip & pin style). That card can have a cryptographically signed (e.g. PGP signed by your Government) statement of your age bracket. Then you can achieve privacy-respecting age verification. Ideally, the IDs would be issued at no cost, but we know the Gov would charge for them. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=2h25m18s

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therealmiracoon
Hi Thor. Three things. 1) Sorry for the Urban dict bit yesterday I thought it was funny. 2) Suggestion: Elden Ring, because as far as I know you didn't finish this. 3) Job secured, I still have to sign but I am gonna work as a senior IT consultant and senior IT solutions architect. And well your question and guidance helped. So thank you. Thank you very much. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=2h26m11s

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junthebuggg
Not sure if you know this bit about 40K lore, but the land raider and land speeder was not named because of their innate ability. It's named that because the person who discovered the ability to make it was called Arkhan Land. So it's actually Land's Raider and Land's Speeder. Arkhan Land also hated it and called it stupid. So by that logic, the Emperor of Mankind is called Michael Space and the Astartes are Space's Marines https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=2h51m22s

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TroyTech
this just in onigiri got bullied by kid at legoland. I CAST BIBOO MADNESS. sticking out your gyatt for nerizzler. ur so bau bau ur so biboo tax. i just wanna be ur shiori. insert jazz solo by jason. jump jump jump. cloak camp. bubble field. Insta lock. titan bridge. alpha strike. ur the bait. for every 30 levels next hype train reaches u have 2 let chat spend 1000 dollars online 4u. hey chat type 7 if u want n on this. the first and second items are definitely a tungsten cube n a wig. train time https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=2h52m24s

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therealmiracoon
Thor you glossed over Xavier Renegade Angel. I implore you not to. Not all of it is stream safe so if you look at it online be sure to open it on a second stream but just google it because you haven't heard about it and I know you will be able to appreciate the weirdness. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=2h54m10s

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badmonkeycw
Hello Social, Kitten! It's your boys from the Oil rig again. We followed your trail to 'Brine Barrel' but we got 404 City not found. Back to the drawing board. Some sketchy goblin told us at Midnight, you'd be on the Isle of Cool Danes? Sounds sus. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=2h57m21s

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Mitzunari
Chat has cursed Mitzunari with Art.

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Steel_Generation
Salutations Pirate Kitten beard. Have you played Rimworld or can you play it again sometime? Saw Khronos play it a while back, and he seemed to really like Rimming. Will you ever rim? There is also a Rimworld multiplayer mod, so you two could even try Rimming together. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=3h27m13s

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SwearingTrain
if you like red son superman, you should look into justice league gods and monsters, it features batman who is an actual vampire and superman who is zod and raised by an immigrant family https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=3h27m49s

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urbankinox
I’ve just been promoted, and my new responsibilities include increasing efficiency using AI. Some routine tasks will disappear as a result, and I’m finding it emotionally difficult to accept that my work might contribute to that. How do you personally deal with the conflict between adopting new technology and the feeling that you might be harming people’s roles, even though the change would happen sooner or later anyway? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=3h33m17s

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dadbit_gaming
Figure I'd had some spice to the pot of british celebrations, and take something back. Vindaloo comes from the Indian region of Goa. The name comes from a portuguese way of cooking meat that that marinates the meat in a mix of wine and garlic, called in portuguese "Vinha d'alhos", that Goans turned into "vindaloo" (vin + de + aloo) when the portuguese arrived there in the 15th century, making friends, offering unpaid internships and definitely not taking stuff. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=3h55m7s

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Phailhammer
O Longest of Lemons, Lord of the Seven, CEO of the Business, Protector from Worms, I have some questions for you that have been nagging at me: Why are you like this? Who made you this way? You could be literally any other way, but I am glad you are the way you are. P.S. Make sure you buy the demo, chat. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=4h19m4s

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thelostwomprat
Lord Thor, I have a question... did you ever find that TTS the other day? You know the one that was missing? Its 100% not this one ether by the way khron0Jam khron0Jam khron0Jam https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=4h58m25s

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Turbocat777
Hi Thor, I think I found the Cartoon network episode marathon thing, but it wasn't Woody Woodpecker, Look up Screwy Squirrel Day, April 1st 1997, Link incoming https://cartoonnetwork.fandom.com/wiki/Screwy_Squirrel_Day https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=4h58m43s

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TroyTech
look at u hobbling like every step s an emergency. ur back sounds like haunted house. swear even ur shadow s limping behind u. u every try 2 grab anything n the universe holds breath. every time u sneeze i brace 4 impact. u stretch and chiropractor cries softly. ur spine has more drama than a soap opera on fast forward. u stand up ur spine groans like it just lost a fight with a giant marshmallow move carefully my friend your body is ticking like a comedy disaster waiting 2 happen. hyper7 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=4h59m26s

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TheDogOfChaos
yarrCheer500 Good UTC+0 morning, Ferret-Meister. Kongregate's done it again: they're trying to revive a game they milked dry (after a community-made revival gained high traction) and are getting backlash for it. For context, Surviv.io was a previously-indie game that Kong bought the rights to in 2020, ran into the ground with battlepasses & a lack of (since late 2020) new maps/guns/events, and shut down in 2023. Business *is* business, yes, but boy has that business pissed off a whole community. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=5h0m15s

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MolotoffCockatiel
!cheer 500 Hey Thor! Friendly, slightly merry chicken nugget here. I've had a convo with a bud about creating meaningful moments. Which led to a convo on: how to make meaningful content, like guides and such. And I was like, you know who'd be great to ask? So- if you were joining a game, guild, whatever: what is something YOU would like to see? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=6h8m9s

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GorkDeViti

no response do I need some particular kind of dirt?
do I need  to  rub myself  in it?
on my side still working on  finding  him now I know he lives on  a  planet orbiting  the  sun
also  for my  revenge I have  now  some wonderful Ideas
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NikoSpud
Ever heard of Project Blue Peacock. It was the plan of us Brits to place nuclear landmines in Germany during the cold war. However how would you keep the delicate mechanisms warm during the cold German Winter? Thats right you stick a chicken in there, they were given a weeks worth of food and water and the body heat was enough to keep everything warm. My fav bit is this was declassified on April 1st 04. When asked if it was a joke they responded "The Civil Service does not do jokes" https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=9h4m57s

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autobitfellow
Hi Thor, I want to host an online minecraft server for some friends but port forwarding and opening my machine to the internet is a black box of security risks I don't know if I want to open. What is the safest way to host applications on the internet? And can you give me your thoughts on a program/website that seems to offer a secure solution? https://playit.gg/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=9h6m20s

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smolcreachur
yarrCheer500 So I finally was confronted about something that I had been doing intentionally last night into today, I was justifying to myself why I should be allowed to do that thing. I've fessed up to most everyone now and have a path to repay what it cost them. I just need the tough love for making those choices and lying to people. How do you come back from keeping making bad choices? I have set up some accountability with the people impacted and being transparent, but I feel lost https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=9h10m17s

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WxrtHltl_jwlpklz
is there a social engineering attack that needs more awareness than clickfix we should watch out for? #Free the Onion Thank you Thor nicest of chill men, newest member of the broken but not discarded club for old backs https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=9h11m25s

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sneakyest

 where boys are turned into donkeys, pinocchio's appearnce in shrek proves the same universe,
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Karumac
I just about lost it when you said you'd be "Bro-ing Out" in the woods. The reason being that in a webcomic I read, that is the euphemism used by one of the main characters for Homosexual Intercourse. So, have fun with that. What you, Winky, and Chris do alone in the woods together is your own business. kyaterCeczoneBlush https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=9h16m21s

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slaarduk
Greetings, Mr Thor! It is good to see you spine, I mean back, I mean... Anyway, good to see you! Please can you remind me what inspired you to set up a ferret rescue, like what was the story behind it? Also, considering there are so many awesome games being released (indies, of course), what would you recommend to be able to try playing as many of them as possible before the time runs out? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=9h18m31s

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PrincessAkhana
Good morning, Thor! Hope your back is feeling better! Question: Why are Jedi terrible at geometry? Because there are no triangles, only do-angles and do-not-angles. Have fun! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=9h50m32s

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ELOsoC136

Also totally unrelated and definitely not orchestrated—when are you heading back to the oil rig? The Fracking  yarr7  ask about you constantly. Morale is down. Tools are being dropped. Someone put your name on a hard hat. Please advise.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2708903549?t=10h48m16s>
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ExistentialAFK
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Thaxorin
Finally Thor, I Thaxorin able to spend my bits. It was my birthday last Sunday passed. I wanted to tell my favourite streamer but he wasn't. Sad face. Then I checked to see if you were on. hahahaha see what I did? You know you're the man. I turned 54 and realized man I am old. I don' https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=0h33m5s

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Thaxorin
damn it thor I thaxorin hit enter too fast... anyways I was saying I am old now like a how to find a pirate that lost his wooden legs. right where you left him. bad joke I know, years of sesame street and anime made me this way. Also parents actually owning a Pong machine. Love to see you back and healthy. like Toy Story, you have a friend in me https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=0h33m38s

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SpecialDefenseCurl
i am from the govenment and i am here to help. The Norwegian govenment made a infomertial on enshitification, and i think they did it good. You should watch it. link incoming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Upf_B9RLQ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=1h2m44s

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taffynay
I have spent the past 3 hours recovering and locking down accounts that were compromised during the night. The initial intrusion was from an old phone number linked to one of my root I.D email accounts. It was direct and targeted. Thor, i have dm'd you more context. Chat, let this be a PSA: keep your information current. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=2h22m35s

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Killl_Roy
It is now only 170 days until I turn 30. It now takes me over 3 minutes to wake up and get out of bed. Some nights I can’t sleep through the night without getting up to go to the bathroom. I worry this will become more frequent. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=3h3m37s

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Thaxorin
Thor whos age I dont know and shouldnt .. I thax that is 54 is wondering what the 30 year old is complaining about. if he is going to the bathroom so much then he may check to see if he/she may be diabetic. Also why can't dinosaurs clap? cause they are extinct. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=3h17m44s

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felkelorebel

Meow? I did hear Meow once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Room where the wall say MEOW. And meowing Make Me Crazy Meow.
Meow? I did hear Meow once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Room where the wall say MEOW. And meowing Make Me Crazy Meow.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=3h17m47s>
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felkelorebel

Meow? I did hear Meow once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Room where the wall say MEOW. And meowing Make Me Crazy Meow.
Meow? I did hear Meow once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Room where the wall say MEOW. And meowing Make Me Crazy.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=3h18m26s>
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felkelorebel
Meow? I did hear Meow once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Room where the wall say MEOW. And meowing Make Me Crazy. Meow? I did hear Meow once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Room where the wall say MEOW. And meowing Make Me Crazy. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=3h40m41s

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ItsDjent
Anyone remember the old Meow mix song? Im nervous singing in front of people, but here goes. meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=3h43m31s

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felkelorebel
Meow? I did hear Meow once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Room where the wall say MEOW. And meowing Make Me Crazy. Meow? Meow once. Meow twice. but the wall say MEOW. And meowing Make Me Crazy. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=4h0m40s

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joerg_the_earthling
me too: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=4h4m3s

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Noctis6502
Meow. Although I prefer the formal greeting: mewdammes and mewssieurs. I tried to stop meowing but the urge was impawsible. I'm sure Social Kitten apurreciates it. We're just here fur the meowment. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=4h11m3s

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Thaxorin
Meow Thor, Meow Thax. Meow Meow Meow, translation, when this is played I will go to bed as I have been up around 24 hours or already asleep. Meow Meow Meow, Translation, I know my puns are usually hiss terical, but you have to be kitten me with all these meows. Meow Meow Meow translation, I am litter aly falling asleep. Meow Meow Meow Translation, good night to all and to all a meow night. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=4h34m28s

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eF_T_
Hello, It's Gregory the Orphan. I wanted to get revenge on Thor after he stole my eggs so i went to his house for a prank. On my way I saw an odd entrance to the underground so i went in. There I saw the ferretmobile, a ferret suit, and hi-tech weaponary. It was actually the hide out of Ferret-man! Shaye caught me and threatened to dispose of me if I ever said a word. However I swore loyalty to Thor and became his side-kick! I became part of the Ferret League. Thor gave me the name Throbbin Boy. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=4h34m35s

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Orochi_X2002
MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW MEW MEOW https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=5h2m24s

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GloriousSplat
yarrCheer500 Door Meow Moo I've come to bargain. Ow me dead. Door Meow Moo I've come to bargain. Ow me dead. Door Meow Moo I've come to bargain. Ow me dead. Door Meow Moo I've come to bargain. Ow me dead. Door Meow Moo I've come to bargain. Ow me dead. Door Meow Moo I've come to bargain. Door Meow Moo I've come to bargain. Ow me dead. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=5h10m39s

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autobitfellow
Hi Thor, there are days where my depression makes basic chores like doing the dishes very difficult, so to make things easier on myself I like to use paper plates and plastic forks where possible. Today I figured out I can save myself from washing my spaghetti tongs by putting on a vinyl glove and scooping out handfuls of pasta into my bowl. Have I gone too far? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=5h32m47s

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Orochi_X2002
mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow mew meow https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=5h33m41s

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felkelorebel
Meow? I did hear Meow once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Room where the wall say MEOW. so I started meowing 2 myself. do I even Meow? argue? Meow once. Meow twice. but the wall say MEOW. And meowing Make Me Crazy. Meow? I did hear Meow once. They gave Me A kitten. I turn and say MEOW. then another Meow? Meow once. Meow twice. but how you feeelin Thor? meowing Make you Crazy? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=5h41m53s

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MadxJack
Meowning Pirate softhair, I would like to bring to your attention a game a friend released this month. After 13 bloody years mind you. From a sound engineer, to a Flash Developer (ew I know), to game dev. I've been waiting for him to get to it since he added it on steam back then. It's a puzzle sound game with a built in music editor, owing to his past sound engineer background. And yes Sea Shanty 2 is already on the workshop. I give you Cadence. link incoming: https://store.steampowered.com/ap https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=6h34m8s

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TheValorous
Hello Thor, Frantic & Ferocious Feline Fighter of the Fraking Five, I wanted to let you know that I am now the DM of two separate D&D campaigns. I want to improve my range of NPC voices, any tips? Thanks again for being awesome. yarrBongos https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=7h1m57s

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WRXKillerGM
don't know if you heard of this steam game but I think more people should hear about it it's called steel country groove. Simply put it's a giant robot fighting game but instead of Street Fighter controls it a rhythm game. Can you make your giant robot dance along with the beat better than the opponent robot~? ironmouseSABERDANCE https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=7h7m1s

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TheDogOfChaos
Good afternoon, lord of the glue-hungry! If you remember that modpack idea i was working on a little while ago, you might be pleased to hear that i've managed to boil down the primary idea into FOUR make-or-break questions. FOUR. Wish me luck. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=7h57m48s

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razeal18
yarrCheer500 Hail Goblin King. I was just watching a show called Devs and it had a lot of philosophy of what truly if science made everything knowable and predictable? defeating the idea of free will. I thought it odd that they never thought to use the Multiverse Ecological Other Worlds theory or what I call Meow Lol https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=8h32m50s

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Orochi_X2002
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=8h33m14s

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ShaOryDow
I wanted to meow, but how about we just ask you a simple question, how's the Ferret Rescue doing? Is it meowing along? Wait I just meowed, shit! Perhaps this is a sign, start a cat rescue alongside the Ferret rescue to make up for lost meows. That's the least you can do, right? Purr, meow? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=9h2m23s

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worriorlore1
I've been writing this book for 10 years and have 14 chapters, but i've been rewriting the begining for most it. i know what my ending is now. the only problem is that i'm expanding on what i've written. i've turned 2 sentences into 4 pages, help. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=10h33m31s

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Wedgeh
Hello kitten soft hair. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. If you didn't skip, then you owe the mods chimkin nuggies. Meow. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=10h45m14s

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Mor1Hunt3r
I… can’t tell if that boss’ head has an arse or a face…. or an arse for a face. Also….. Meow. yarrCheer100 meow yarrCheer100 meow yarrCheer100 meow yarrCheer100 meow yarrCheer100 quack https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2709868707?t=10h51m1s

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Spoon_or_Fork
Chat has cursed Spoon_or_Fork with Cooking.

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arclite02
Hey, Thor... Have you ever taken a look at a game called "SurrounDEAD"? It's an early access (since 2022), single developer title that's more or less "What if Project Zomboid, but first person?". It's on for $15 Canadian, and it's surprisingly engaging. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2711725880?t=1h33m37s

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xander_the_goose
Osteogenesis Imperfecta is a real genetic condition! It’s also known as brittle bone disease, or in extreme cases, china doll syndrome. My mother’s family has it, and it’s pretty rare, because worse cases have a hard time surviving. Thankfully it skipped me, but it could show up again further down the line https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2711725880?t=2h5m1s

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somethingidk3
fun fact, oxygen is blue, this is only visible as a liquid but it is still technically blue as a gas. as no other major gasses in air are colored, this means air is technically blue, and yet this has nothing to do with the color of the sky https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2711725880?t=2h33m59s

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caffeinatedminds


My cousin in Germany has just started streaming. You mentioned the other day that having around five regular viewers already puts you surprisingly high up on Twitch. That sounds encouraging, but is that anywhere near enough to actually make a living from it?

I know it depends on expenses and all that, but how would someone work this out realistically? What numbers should she be looking at to see if it’s viable long term?

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0092k
Hello. The CBT stream (Cat by Thor) is really entertaining. That said, the board is very pleased in the rebrand to KittenSoftHair. Anyways, where is that smell coming from? Is it you Kitten? meow. #sponsored by the slimy 6 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2711725880?t=3h3m51s

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SP_oo_K
Hello Kitten, or Meow. I just wanna say Mewo. Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of fur. - Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, Purr Purr Purr. - Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of fur. - Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, Purr Purr Purr or Mewo Mewo Meow, Meow, Me-How Meow https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2711725880?t=3h24m33s

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shadowcrushers
yarrCheer500 Hello Thorch, i have a question, if i got you a playtest key for a game, would you try it? its called ISO-CORE, v0.3 just recently released, its one of the most amazing gmaes i have seen while also being one of the most cozy games i have ever tried, whenever i play it i feel soo relaxed, and really want to help share the game out to people game link incoming 3. 2. 1. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2983860/ISOCORE/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2711725880?t=3h27m23s

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sulan_streams

Meeee-OW!
Meow~
Me. Ow.
MeeeeeeeeeeeOOOOOOOW!!!
Me—owwwwwwwwwww!
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