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snowysparklez
SparklingSpite from YouTube here to wish all a Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Hanukah, Merry Christmas, Belated Happy Winter Soltice & New Years Eve! After a joyous month of time-stamping the VODs I’ll be going back to just marking the “Why hellos” “He exists” & funny moments. Thanks to you I’ve many a new games on my radar. Until Indiesummer, see ya, kitten https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2651821128?t=12h34m55s

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somewhat_eccentric
During Ad break I got to see a WD40 contact cleaner ad. Contact cleaner, not the lubricant. Somebody used what looked like a WD40 spray can to clean his gamepad and his USB plugs. I wonder how long it will take users to buy the lubricant instead and set their gamepads and plugs on fire. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2651821128?t=12h40m59s

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tethragrammaton
yarrCheer500 Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe ya. That's why I'm gonna let ya go. I'm gonna give you to the count of three to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four-flushing carcass OUT my door! 1... 2... rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat. 3. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. rat-tat-tat-tat. And a Happy New Year. BANG! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2651821128?t=12h43m6s

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Adonis__TV
Hey Thor. Wanted to take a moment to say thank you. Most of the internet has not been kind to you, yet here you are still kicking ass and spending time with people who may not have anyone to spend the holidays with. You rock man. Merry Christmas yarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2651821128?t=12h44m27s

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seredown
good evening Admiral. hope you have a good xmas, and chat have a good xmas. i had plans to propose to my ex today. so today have been very hard for me. i havnt told anyone else about this. but i love all of you <3everyone here is helping making my day's be better <3sorry for being a downer. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2651821128?t=12h45m21s

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AkareiNecros
Thor, Since Die Hard is considered as a Christmas movie, then i would like to purpose the 1996 movie Gundam Wing Endless Waltz is also a Christmas movie as well. What do you say to this? rooC https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2651821128?t=13h9m45s

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ScyllaFren
I "need" to travel on server Tenok from Vhalgadim to Miraleth, as the only textile mill is there so far, where I can buy apprentice tailor recipes... but it's 1+ hour trip... can't decide if I do it or just wait for a town to build one nearer. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2651821128?t=13h11m23s

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TheADHDSanta
Merry Christmas Thor and chat! with that said please send all your gift suggestion to Thor this stream. I will be too busy giving out gifts and pooping out so many cookies. Also in Home Alone the average large pizza cost was $12.25 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=0h12m30s

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Johanmans10
Chat has cursed Johanmans10 with Interpretive Dance.

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Johanmans10
yarrCheer1000 yarrCheer1000 I'm abit scared, I got the Christmas Cursed Quest but I'm bad at creative stuff. By now I'll know what I need to cursedly create but I'm not sure if there is a deadline and if so what it is. I'm gonna have to move soon so might have to delay the cursed creation. Thanks! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=1h5m53s

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trevfrancis
yarrCheer1500 Merry Christmas all and I hope the first day of Christmas treats you all well. Ever since the Council of Tours in 567 issued warnings over slothenliness during this period, it has always been a time where people ate and drank with abandon, where time vanishes beneath feasting and days blur into one, and some days feel like they repeat until its suddenly January. So Thor, Fellow Goblins, and Vaguely Rabid Mods, how does it feel to be stuck in a time loop? Merry Christmas ya goblins https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=1h8m13s

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Jpsycho
Merry Merry Christmas, Thor and fellow goblins. Whether or not you celebrate, I hope you all have a fantastic day. Call your grandmas, call your auntie, she misses you, call that friend you havent seen in a while (or text, i get it, i dont like making phone calls either) Reach out and tell someone you love them . I love you chat, you goblins. Thor is okay too. A little yarrStinky https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=1h15m25s

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Senterel
Will you make video about improvements for Indiesummer after Indiecember ends? I remember you said about making a website for event using sponsors money, can't wait for it yarrBongos yarrBongos yarrBongos https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=1h17m36s

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rimaxolotl
Hello Thorium, O'Great Sagiest of the Ferrets, Noodle arm man, Sniffer of the Mushrooms, Licker of the Rocks, Knower of Aglets, and grower of grASS that is just trees. The Mule Crate Thread has the Trash Strat. Can potentially make up to 3g an hour. I just want a boat to make a ferry service for the pirates but apparently they can be destroyed which feels kind of bad since its 25g, Gonna do it anyway but its roughalotl https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=1h53m14s

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XerraVolos
Good morning Master of ferrets and creator of haunted lighthouses. About 6 months ago, I lost my grandfather who effectively raised me. I was distraught and inconsolable, but you and your stream were there to give me a safe space to hide and the community you've built has been an incredible heart-warming boon. Thank you for being there when times were rough, and hope you have a merry Christmas with the ferrets and goblins. yarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=2h6m35s

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iguana_stream
merry birthday mister AI, a present for all the goblins yarrGlue, if any of you feel lonely and want to feel a little bit less hope on the discord and chat with the other yarrGoblin. Stay strong and have good holidays, a good end of the year. yarrLove khron0Love. see you all around and one more merry birthday mister AI https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=2h49m8s

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NikoSpud
Happy holidays to everyone here who celebrate and a glorious thursday to those that don't. In case no one has said it to you today, you ARE worth it, you ARE worth caring about. Be kind to yourself, if you need to rest then rest. We know you got this https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=3h3m3s

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iambearwarrior
merry christmas thor from down under, its been a cool crisp 40 degrees Centipede today, or 104 degrees feet as the americans measure temperature, its like i always say, it ain't christmas if you haven't sweat your balls off before lunch is served https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=3h18m56s

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Karumac
If people are saying Crates are too hard, those people may have simply had bad run-ins with Crate Bandits. Otherwise, the crate guide explains how to mule crate pretty well. But then again, I am the Trash Goblin Maid who hauls Garbage on my Garbage Truck Mule for easy cash. kyaterShrugkyaterCec https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=3h20m4s

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rimaxolotl
Hello Goblin Lord, Ferret friend, Accursed Quest Giver, Void Summoner, (short) Whale Enjoyer, Avatar of Tzeentch, Grower of grass that is just trees. So Trash strat: The starter crates have a set price to sell for, and dont diminish as far as we can tell, they cost about 20s to make 3, sell for about 70ish silver for all 3, no node currancy required. So you make 50s per trip and the trip takes about 11min total and u can just run it as long as you have the mats to run crates. Thoughts? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=3h21m24s

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top_tea_drinker
Just wanted to take a minute to wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy year, most of all good health! These days people don't spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random message and send it on. So after all we've been though together this year, I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy and fulfilling 2018 - you’re the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for. Best wishes, Helen https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=3h54m4s

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kingdomchaun
I didnt knowni could use points dang. Well its christmas and im approaching the year anniversary of my loss, I had some hard struggles this month but I am getting better. I know loosing ppl is normal but im glad I am part of this community and being friends with you and zultralord. Its been an honor to be friends with the mountain dew man. Thank you for everything and ty for helping me get through this with your messages I hope your christmas is good and truly thank you for the support https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=3h55m32s

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Maxivermillion
Happy Holidays Thor and Ferrets! It's my first ever time alone during this time so thank you for streaming today! Also Thanks to a strange twist and me randomly bringing up the horse girl game, I found that my mum’s cousin is the jockey Richard Guest, who won the 2001 grand national on Red Marauder. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=3h56m28s

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awettree
Merry Christmas Thor and chat! Curiosity question: what is your guilty pleasure go to game? For me, it's turning my brain off playing Diablo 3, which is what I'm doing right now while the family is still asleep. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=4h15m24s

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fr3q3nc
Hey Mr Soft-Hair, just stealing your TTS for a second (I'm Thor-y in advance): Happy Holidays Thor, Shaye, the Ferrets, Chat and last and absolutely least: the Mods! The holiday season isn't the easiest for many, so those here who have an empty chair this year at the kitchen table; or you are alone at your table; or have a complicated family; just know you are loved and spend time with your chosen family and the people who choose you first yarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=4h27m20s

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sleepypantz
Hello Thor I want to join the actual pirates guild and but having trouble to be added there. So if I am not already added can you add me? The name is FairyTailTrader in game. And Merry Christmess to all. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=4h43m56s

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xzay84

Now I am a healthy ancient millennial again. keep up all the good stuff in the comming year   ``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=4h54m25s>
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MalachiteKell
place raisins, citrus, and almonds in a bowl and soak in rum. stir yeast and sugar into lukewarm milk. add flour, egg, butter, and spices into a bowl and mix. Proof, and add your fruit rum mixture. bake at 350 degrees until golden to make Stollen bread for the mods. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=4h58m45s

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nardha_nik
Merry Christmas Goblin Lord. With this being the day all the presents have been delivered does that mean that we can all take a break from helping the big White Bearded Man and relax and watch you and the ferrets for a while. Hope your day is great. Thanks for being here for those that need or want the support of the community you have. Hope you have a great GoblinMas! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=5h24m13s

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dimonblades
Ran across a game preview that you might be interested in: Magus Circle. It seems like a Vampire Survivors style game but with a magic system similar to Lost Magic. No demo yet, but here is the Steam Page https://store.steampowered.com/app/2796640/The_Magus_Circle/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=5h25m14s

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wolphren_
yarrCheer500 Rudolph’s glowing red nose is likely a symptom of a parasitic infection. Reindeer are plagued by nasal botflies Cephenemyia trompe. These parasites squirt live maggots directly into reindeer nostrils. The larvae crawl into the sinuses to feed on the host's tissue, causing inflammation... A bright red nose... All the better to guide the sleigh with... before sneezing out the larva to pupate https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=5h28m30s

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awettree
Hello again! Game jam idea: a mash up of streaming simulator and factorio. The core gameplay loop being the more you grow the glue factory, the more glue you can feed chat, thus growing your audience as a streamer. Executed well, I think this could at least be a SEVEN out of ten. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=5h29m8s

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dimonblades
Ran across a game preview that you might be interested in: Magus Circle. It seems like a Vampire Survivors style game but with a magic system similar to Lost Magic. No demo yet, but here is the Steam ID: 2796640 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=5h29m31s

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Pythos
I used to play SS13 with Dean Hall back in 2013. If you like the atmospherics system of Space Station 13, but you don't like the roleplay, RocketWerks, Dean's company, has made a Space survival game that has atmospherics, thermodynamics, hydroponics, geneticsmetallurgy, Boolean Logic and MIPS programming to create a functioning Space base. RW is now working on Kitten Space Agency, the spiritual successor to Kerbal Space Program. I warn you though, Stationeers will make you a nerd. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=5h33m3s

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wykedmike
Underrated Christmas movie....The Ref......stars Dennis Leary and Kevin Spacey.....Dennis Leary is a crook who ends up stuck at this dysfunctional family's Christmas dinner.....the level of insults thrown in this movie is unmatched. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=5h35m7s

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A_Suspicious_Turnip
Good morning Thor, got an update on my wrist. Turns out it was not just broken in three places. In fact, the carpals are completely shattered. What was thought to be a six-week turnaround is now a minimum of fourteen weeks, requiring plates to be installed for healing and removed later. I’ve got a left-handed trackball mouse coming so I can get back into Ashes. I hope you and everyone in chat has a fantastic holiday. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=5h41m8s

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dte9021989
Hello Thor. It's me again. I wanted to thank you for streaming today and for the other holidays you stream on. I usually work on holidays, so having your stream up always makes the day feel a little less lonely. Also, I know some people in chat don't do super great around the holidays. Do know that one of the reasons I lift weights as much as I do is to be able to give everyone who needs it a strong hug. So chat, let my muscles vicariously hug you. Have a happy holidays everyone. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=5h57m27s

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QuntosStorme
hey Thor! I have the perfect game for Indiecember! it’s a game called Magus Circle and you cast spells by drawing them on screen! check a look! https://store.steampowered.com/app/2796640/The_Magus_Circle/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=6h2m30s

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chicagostrong1
Merry Christmas Yall! Thor, this was a wild year, eh? Love you brother, and thank you, infinitely, for the kindness you keep putting out into our world. You started something pretty fing awesome man, love it here! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=6h2m55s

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Thaumasurge
Merry Christmas Thor, Goblins, and Ferrets. Yesterday I got the Christmas gift I was looking forward to. I was using a non-profit called Upsolve and finally have all my papers to file Chapter 7 bankruptcy pro se on Monday. Looking forward to a fresh start in a lot of things. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=6h4m12s

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QuntosStorme
I can’t believe Thor would press the “steal from orphans” button on this, the day of Merry Christmases. Don’t listen to him chat when he says he’s not stealing from the orphans, he keeps pressing the button, and the button steals from the orphans. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=6h31m33s

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Cori_Tae
Couldn't think of anything, so here, have this one: "Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp." https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=6h31m57s

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ImJustADave
Ryan Reynolds is fighting to get one last GOOD Blade movie to retire Wesley Snipes version of the character. He's his Marvel Daddy, even if he had to play that horrible version of deadpool to get started in the MCU. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=6h41m0s

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DisappearedCat
I'm interested in how you planning story for your game. I have stories in my head but I always had problems of forming them in complete story on paper. Recently I discovered book: "The Writer's Journey by Christopher Vogler". I finished only first chapter but it already helped me think about sorry more structurally. And it was fun to rewatch movies and thinking about those structure. Did you read it? If yes, what do you think about it? How are you planning your story for your game? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=6h53m20s

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tsukasa_13
Merry Christmas Goblin Lord and Goblins. As a present to myself I just built a Steam Machine with a 9800x3d with 32 gigs of RAM and a 9070xt was a fun experience and enjoing playing with it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=6h55m33s

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MojitoTheCatTheFirst
Merry Christmas, kitten. I finally got the best Christmas gift ever: the notoriously expensive Heartbound Demo. Several of my family members had to take out loans to get it for me. But it was all worth it. Thank you again for streaming during the holidays ~~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=7h16m14s

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Vaekarion
I just made the !egg, and it was good. However, there's a massive issue; one at a time is not a good way to eat them, so did the chef have a good way to increase it to like, 4-6 eggs in the recipe? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=7h17m28s

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yoruka32
Merry Xmas to Thor and my fellow goblins. As a rainbow pp goblin with a 422 watch streak, I would like to announce that this Community By Thor has been the most positive I have seen so far. Thank you Mr Social A I Softhair for all the Curation By Thor you have done to maintain such a positive community.Today, its also my birthday so thanks for the Christmas By Thor stream. Well Thor, maybe u just realised u have just gotten CBT three times. Get CBT nerd. Chat, now spam Happy CBT yarrBongos https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=7h18m29s

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TheCosmicPrism
Merry Thormas Goblin lord Thor and mods and chat of Goblin land. i wanted to give a little life update at the end of 2025 for anyone that is alone at this time. it really does get better you guys, i went from being a war refugee to landing a job starting mid January and actually living my life. Thor and mods, i can't say this enough, thank you for everything you do, for keeping the loneliness and sadness at bay and reminding me that it does get better. Also you just lost the game yarrHeart https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=7h41m33s

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ThatCraniumGuy

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wolphren_
yarrCheer500 Fun fact for the day: yesterday I told you all the reindeer had to be female because they keep their antlers in late December. This is not 100% true. They could be castrated males, as they also keep their antlers all winter. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=7h44m43s

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RNich77
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ginsley96
Hey Thor, when Im not at my sys admin job I work part time as a 911 EMT. This time of year we see a big rise in mental illness calls. This time of year isn't great for everyone so I really thank you for streaming during this time to help those who need to focus on something else other than holidays. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=7h53m41s

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FrigidGrave
Just bought Ashes so i can come sing sea shanties with the boys in Brinebarrel. I'm gonna be a Bard since it seems fun and they're in high demand. Se you when i see you Cap'n Wig Beard. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=7h55m36s

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invictys18
Merry Christmas Thor and Goblins. I had a thought about my next D&D character and i hope my DM entertains me on it. I was thinking about having a character with multiple personalities. Each personality would be a different class, physical stats would stay the same but mental would change for each personality. After each long rest or sleep i would flip a coin or roll the dice to see which personality is the on that wakes up. Maybe do the same with a death savign throw. Any thoughts? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=7h59m56s

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tzosv
Your weapons auto attack damage scales off of it's main stat. The reason their damage could be lower is different weapons do different amounts of damage, and it based off of your total magic power. This also applies to abilities, ranger shock arrow is 'magic' and summon dps and tank pet are 'physical' yet still scale off appropriate stats. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=8h4m43s

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spankymaclizard
The past number of years, I tend to get bad anxiety during the holidays (personal reasons I won’t get into). Plus the holiday itself doesn’t feel as special as it used to be. Just wanted to say thank you for being here & being you. yarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=8h19m43s

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Ultimately_Loveless
Hello Thor! I wanted to say thank you for streaming today. The holidays have been very difficult for me this year and I have felt very alienated among family so things have not been the same. Having you here today has been a huge comfort. Thank you for everything you do, Thor, never stop being amazing. I'm unable to play Ashes today because Steam is having issues connecting my account, but I hope to join you and the goblins in the new year! yarrLove yarrLove yarrLove yarrLove yarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=8h22m36s

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Steel_Generation
Greetings Christmas Software. Today I come bearing the story of old saint nick: One day during a time of great hunger, a butcher lured children into his home, killed them, and put them into pickling barrels so he could sell them off as ham. Old Saint Nick was feeling a bit puckish, and visited the butcher. He quickly realized the ham was in fact 'long pork' and resurrected the pickled children. Merry Christmas, everyone. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=8h30m57s

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MrEpicDudeGuy
I made an oopsie in Ashes. While grinding the spiders just outside of Brinebarrel I made sure to get all the huntable ones that appeared and managed to get about 100 spider corpses to train tanning and leatherworking... only to find out that it doesn't count as processed hides for crafting. Anyway I don't suppose anyone has any use for 500 spider carapaces do they? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=8h31m45s

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Gouger65
I wish i could be apart of the guild event today! i will be making dinner for my family. i have 10 lbs of potatoes to peel and cook. Glad to be apart of a great community. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=9h5m47s

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Thaxorin
Hey I sacrifice my time for my chat Thor. Its cant sleep with the tree lights, Thaxorin. Not sure if you got my whisper, but I am totally going to try Ashes for real. installed it and got a tank. Its just I am a bit lost on starting professions I want to go hard on blacksmithing. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=9h18m59s

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Ultimately_Loveless
Hello again, Goblin Lord. I wasn't going to make another TTS today, but this one I send for my boyfriend who is also watching. He works in IT, but lost his Job in January. He's been out of work since then. He does level 1 or 2 tech support. What could he do to help get another job in IT? The longer he goes sending applications with no replies the worse he feels and I don't know what to suggest to help him. The job market feels worse than ever. Any advice would mean the world to us. yarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=9h22m49s

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Chiefy6
Merry Christmas Thor and chat! I hope everyone is having a great day. A friend recently pointed something out to me and now I feel obligated to do the same. Nativity scenes are Warhammer for grandmas. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=9h30m44s

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VWagenJetta
The best recipe for eggnog is six eggs, one cup of sugar, half a teaspoon each of vanilla extract and ground nutmeg, two cups each of heavy whipping cream and whole milk, three quarters cup of brandy, and one third cup of rum, both chilled. Beat the eggs, beat in the sugar, vanilla, and half the nutmeg, then stir in the rest, chill, and enjoy. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=9h32m46s

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kerrigore_
Merry Christmas Mr. Pritate Man and all the goblins. Wondering if you've seen Light up the Town, it's a cozy holiday game where you play as a ferret stringing up festive lights. Link incoming: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3419910/Light_Up_The_Town/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=9h40m23s

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EnoDia___
Merry christmas chat, I have a gift for you. I heard an investigative report the other day on the effectiveness of AI hiring, which is to say, there were some interesting findings. Apparently for many of these AI hiring bots if you repeat the following words over and over, no matter what question is actually being asked, you will be hired. Just say " I love teamwork." Say "I love team work," over and over and over. Seriously. It works. What do you have to lose. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=10h20m39s

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Verbittert
A Christmas elf’s candy cane stripes represent their achievements in battle. Red indicates an elf has drawn blood, while green is reserved for those with confirmed kills. More exotic colors designate elves who take a particular pleasure in dismemberment https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=10h23m6s

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TheLizzan
Merry Christmas Pirate King and Goblins! It is wonderful to be here with you today, I’ve been laughing so much with all your shenanigans. Also, about the star gazey pie I tried a couple of days ago, it both looked and tasted a lot better than you’d think! Love you all! yarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=10h23m41s

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Mitzunari
my favorite game series is jak and daxter and i love the fan made PC port it runs so smothly and lets ppl make mods for it. reverse engeniering the old engine to rebuild the games is insane to me https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=10h24m11s

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Gouger65
Got the potatoes peeled and cooking. The ham is cooking, same with the corn on the cob. Now just have to finish the chocolate pie. I think i might die after all the cooking is done. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=11h16m36s

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caffeinatedminds
Hello chat and Thor, I can’t remember who it was but someone mentioned this game in chat earlier and I wanted to spread the word. It’s a cosy game where you play a ferret called Beans that hangs up Christmas lights, I think many goblins may enjoy this. Merry Christmas everyone. Link incoming: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3419910/Light_Up_The_Town/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=11h26m16s

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world_forge_gaming
Yarr Hey Thor. I am a longtime viewer crossing over from youtube, and am loving indiecember and all of the cool stuff you've done. I just got back into gaming, but have never had fast or good hand/eye coordination so I tend to play around that. For a slow-handed gamer who likes turn-based games like Balatro, Loop Hero, or Deck of Haunts, what are your top game recommendations along those lines? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=12h9m5s

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Karumac
Trash Maid here, away at Christmas and missing the Convoy. I think this helpful info might get missed: Crate Certificates are Tradable. If you have a surplus, help out a fellow Crew Member who might be short on the next convoy. Anyways, Happy Trashmas, fellow Garbage Haulers. kyaterCecyarr7kyaterLuv https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=12h22m30s

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Duality333
Merry Christmas to you, Thor, to Shaye, all of the ferrets, and Happy Holidays to all of the goblins in chat. Thank you so very much for being you, and for all of the good that you do. You deserve all of the best. Also, since this is my very first TTS... Seven. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=12h31m22s

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SpareMelody
Fun story, I'm pretty sure I'm the reason Nyan cat was made, I went on a rant in school how I hate neko girls and when people say Nya so my fiend K had her friend S make a joke to annoy me and it exploded, making it so much worse, down side was my name was in the old description. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=12h32m8s

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ShadowDZX
Hey captain, Spyke here, sorry I missed the fun today, going on 15 hours without power. Would be alone if I coudn't watch stream from my phone. Wishing you, Shaye, the noodles, and chat a Merry Christmas. yarrHeart https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=12h33m20s

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blade_punner
Hello there and happy holidays to all. I was recently tasked with a cursed quest to record a sea shanty. I am pleased to report that the music is recorded and final lyrics are written. I have scheduled a crew of people to assist with singing it, because what’s a sea shanty if it doesn’t have a crew of pirates singing it. I was hoping to have it done for the holidays, but everyone was busy. I’m hoping it will be ready by New Year’s. Since I am a dunce, where will I be sending the files to complete the quest? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=13h50m41s

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Jpsycho
Hi Thor, I know were still finishing the indiecember marathon, but Im curious if there are any charity events planned for January. I know we raised like 200k or something last year for Humane Animal People, was curious if there is anything upcoming <3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=13h51m23s

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Goblin_Scout_7777
Hey Thor, in the discord i am set to guildie and am blocked from making a diplo ticket for the church of beans, matt said you would have to edit the channel as he doesnt have perms to do so https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=13h51m47s

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Saiyanfox10
I have been given Christmas Pizza which is just a pizza given on Christmas. Nothing cursed. Also you noticed that chat is in a time/Holiday loop. They pissed off an Elder God called Yog-Sothoth whose domain is time. But given the what it usually does, chat got off easy. Look up the Hounds of Tindalos and yes this is another attempt to get you to look up Pathfinder lore yarrBrowspickyBrows https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=13h53m19s

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Janakatak
Hey Thor, noble shepherd of ferrets and goblins! Just wanted to wish you a happy holiday and say thank you for being a calming voice in my ear while I navigated being a new dad this last year. I found this community shortly after my daughter was born, and I have come to rely on it as a place to chill and decompress when things get crazy. This community is incredibly fun and positive, and I appreciate you all! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=13h55m40s

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Genda1ph
yarrCheer500 Lord Thoringthon, Longest of Lemons, King of Goblins, Keeper of Kobolds, Master of Ligma, Wrangler of Fuzzy Noodles. I posted a Hollow Knight TTS yesterday and had to leave way before I heard you listen to it. You wanted more info about HK's trials and tribulations? I got 'em! Posting on Discord since TTS is a little short for the receipt post: [#streamchat message](/guild/162034058736435201/channel/1037106921452351528/) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=13h56m31s

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On this holiest of day I am here to remind you that you have 5 appendices.

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bjawesomEROX
Merry Christmas Mr. Thor and all you Goblins. I hope you all had a wonderful day. Thank you for streaming. I am currently sick with the kiddo. Speaking of, I've watched enough to where she calls you Uncle Thor, so congrats on being an Uncle. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2652520584?t=13h59m36s

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undeadmunchies
I do not know who the enemy is, but we will destroy them. They wipe back to front. They use bidets not to be clean, but because they like the way it feels. They put pineapple on their pizza and chocolate pudding on their hotdogs. We can not let this slide. This has been a certified and fact checked message from GrockinBaals. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=0h58m24s

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LeAndylon
Probably a two parter - I've been here a while, mostly lurker. I followed the whole drama thing. And it irked me, but I'm gonna give an honest take from my own experiences: Everyone's allowed a mess up, echo chambers are real, and the internet is a horrible place sometimes. But I like to believe we're not the sum of our worst. We're what we become, daily. We literally shed our entire skin every once in a while. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=1h14m42s

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LeAndylon
So I'm here, reserving my judgement for later, based on what I see, based on progression. Not based on what once was. I think you're a person that ultimate is "for the best" and have been vilified to a degree for potential bad decisions, but I really want to think that's not the sum of your persona. So I am here, and I am a viewer, with my own eyes and opinions, un-echochambered, unencumbered. Best of luck Thor. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=1h15m48s

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Goblin_Scout_7777
i found out my fridge has been broken for some time and is probably a big reason i keep getting sick. now i have to live off shelf stable food and fast food till i can get a new one delivered https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=1h16m35s

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kaskanoidas
Bug report time. Twitch is being twitch again. Open chat. See an emote I have never seen before. Click it in chat. See error: "There was an error getting the emote data. Please try again." Well that was strange lets click it again. Now it works fine. Every. Single. Time. Twitch. Why. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=1h20m2s

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Nethiri98
Good morning Thor, Happy Christmas and soon happy new year. Thank you for all you do, the motivation, the streams, the companionship and ofc the chaos. May you get everything you want for next year and remain ever healthy. Also mary christmas and happy new year goblins... also... 7 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=1h32m11s

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HypedKinetic
Got the best Christmas present. After spending time with the biological family where they kept misgendering me and using my deadname, my stepfather messaged during the night using my correct name and pronouns. He signed off saying "To my daughter, I will always be proud of my baby girl" Cried happy tears and felt properly loved as my true self. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=1h47m4s

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KorenaiAcorn
Good morning Thor and chat, hope everyone had a good Christmas. Just wanted to show appreciation for what you, Shaye and the team do for the ferrets and the streams. Been following you for almost 3 years now and still enjoy your streams. Back then, I was still recovering from a bad burnout and had no prospects for my future. I am now going to be a mother of twins and I’m also studying Computing and IT. Thank you for the inspiration and for being you. Everyone take care, you’re all awesome! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=1h53m38s

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underbreath25
Merry second day of Christmas, Thor The Ball King. Question about Ashes: are there really no fishing zones in Brinebarrel. In games where fishing is passsive or somewhat passive I just like to plop my character down somewhere and let ot fish. I also understand that sport fishing is more interactive and makes a lot of money. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=2h7m12s

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rorroup
Hello Thor. I just finished the prototype for a game mechanic while unemployed. I uploaded a brief video of it to youtube. Then immediately after, a short popped of a game featuring almost the same mechanic called The Magus Circle. On one hand it looks great reassuring me on the mechanic. But on the other, how do I cope going from I accomplished this development to I'm a fraud solving an already solved problem. Here is my take on the mechanic. Link incoming. https://youtu.be/NzqeugD95To https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=2h8m38s

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caffeinatedminds
Will join Ashes likely when it releases. I feel this game would be great to just hop on a mount and explore the world, like a travelling huntsman or wizard. What classes/profession would work with that? Is that a viable way to play Ashes you think? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=2h11m33s

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Paradox333
Hello P Soft. i have recently experienced a hyper manic and hyper depressive episode. i think i can provide a lot of insight about what can be done better in the future https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=3h7m14s

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Paradox333
i have been a long time fan and you helped me significantly to keep me positive and motivated. the thing is that i also went to the top. i was helped my loving partner and family and was able to recover over a long time. i am now at baseline with the help of psychiatrist and therapist https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=5h21m17s

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Miblu0
Hello Thor! I wanted to thank you for helping me this year. At the end of last year I was in a bad place mentally; I didn't want to do anything, not even things I enjoyed, but with your advice and help from my family I recovered a couple months later. Now I'm actually doing stuff. While I was on my quest to better myself I found another thing that needs fixing. Now, as of today, I can finally say I broke out of my porn addiction for good. Thankfully, I noticed it before it got really bad. 1/2 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=5h25m49s

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Miblu0
Another thing I'm thankful for is inspiring me to make games. Right now I'm bouncing between drawing and making games, whathever I feeling at the moment. I found that best results come when I actually want to do the thing. One thing I struggle with in drawing is when I look at references, my brain thinks those are real people and gets scared. I don't like looking into peoples eyes in real life too, so that's probably why. This was the best year of my life. Thank you again and merry Christmas. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=5h26m31s

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Noctis6502
Greetings uncle Thor, Longest of Lemons, Father of Ferrets, King of Goblinkind. I want to wish you and all the goblins happy holidays and seasons dookings. Thank you very much for Indiecember and our awesome community. It's inspiring me to get off my ass and do things. Fun fact: Yamaha is both a motorbike company and a music company. They also made Vocaloid. That means Hatsune Miku technically is cousins with the Yamaha R6 bike. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=5h39m3s

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Dhikar
Hello Mr. Thor Thorington Thorintius. I really want to play AoC, and i don't mind the alpha "stuff" (bugs and all that) just wondering if it can be played without having to invest +100h weekly, considering work and all that https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=5h51m50s

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KingLeo739
just got shoalskipper after saving up 3.5g. I am a pirate now. Please join me to the guild whenever possible that I may yar with you. I am Moradinthemaker. Merry christmas..... 7 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=8h1m57s

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MothOfManPlays
Thor, I want you to know I am glad we met all those years ago under the broken lamp in New World. I know that the day will come when I may not be here as part of the community for one reason or another, but please continue the good work with others to uplift and encourage. It has been a wild ride with you bro. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=10h55m0s

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McMadderson
There's a sandwich filler that I buy sometimes called Seafood Cocktail that I love, and I have to stop myself from buying 2 or 3 tubs at a time, or I will eat an entire tub with spoon, in one sitting. No sandwiches, just straight from the tub. The hubris is real. yarrBluh https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=11h3m48s

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theDragonStar445
Good Day, Kitten Soft hair, I'm interested to know, if you have ever heard the sound a Shoebill Stork makes. also known as the natures machine gun. yarrLove yarrLove yarrLove yarr7 yarr7 yarr7 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=11h5m8s

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awettree
Good morning, Thor! I hope you're having an eggselent day! Anyway, one of the toys my son received for Christmas is from a series called number blocks, and wouldn't you know it his favorite figure is 7. It warms my heart that my preschooler is already an up and coming goblin. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=11h11m22s

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CleftnTwain
Good day goblins and Goblin King. Last night I made the choice to dive to the bottom of the sea to explore and have come back a scarred man. At the bottom there is no light, no music, and no sound except the Yap, Yap, Yapping of the ocean waves. It is a place where the laws of physics do not obey. I phased through rock formations that I thought nigh impossible to move. I warn you, goblins, do not venture where the light does not touch. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=11h37m15s

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McMadderson
yarrCheer500 On a second note, an American friend sent a photo to me of an ihop colouring in sheet. On this sheet it showed you how to draw "the cool S", with the statement "Fun Fact: The S Thing was really popular in the late 1900s". So I'm flying to America to burn down ihop. yarrGlue https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=11h42m11s

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tethragrammaton
yarrCheer500 Greetings and salutations Thor, creator of ashes, inquisitor of indies, and our dad. How are you on this fine Boxing Day? Thank you for streaming on holidays, it helps me get through. This year has been pretty crappy for me. My mom had surgery recently, nothing serious, but ever since my dad passed away this February, I've really been on edge. Even small things can stress me out. Anyway, thank you once again. Happy New Year 2026. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=11h49m17s

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Wedgeh
Thank you Mr. Kitten Soft Hair. Your streams through this month have helped quiet my brain. I'm currently suffering with mixed anxiety and depression disorder and I've been off work since the end of November. Not only have you been a comfort when I've been feeling overwhelmed, you've also shown me so many amazing games with indiecember. Thank you again... I'm now going to buy the demo and eat the glue. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=11h55m50s

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slaarduk
Greetings, Thorium, the chemical element with the atomic number 90. Good to see you, as always! Today, in the UK, it is Boxing Day, which is about gifts and all that stuff. However, when I first moved to the UK, I thought Boxing Day was about people beating the living hell out of each other. In any case, happy Boxing Day... not that one, the other one. You are awesome. Chat is awesome. All the best you all! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=12h17m20s

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inblanky
Hello Chief Bloated Thor (with eggs) of the Fracking 5. Hope you are egg. Wanted to let you know I am leaving now to DM an 8h session of Lancer, I would invite you, but you have way too much egg to fit on the door. Lancer is a blast, and if you are good with keeping the pace, it is almost like an action movie. Anyway, keep locusting, take the land, leave nothing left, number go up, for the barrels, for the brine, for the egg, for the Fracking 5! May ur eggs be never not deviled yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=12h41m21s

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Action_Dan
Good boxing day Thor, I hope all is well. Fun fact, I recently learned that a microwave cannot melt Ice cubes. I initially thought that was nonsensical, but the molecules of the Ice cube are held so tightly together that the microwave cannot vibrate them. The only point where the Ice Cube melts, is when the ambient temperature slightly melts the Ice Cube, turning to water, and then the microwave vibrates the molecules of the water, heating that up which then melts the Ice Cube. Have a good one. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=12h55m22s

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Arrusa1
Hello Thor, early Today me and some pals where Talking about the Highlander Movies and we had a pretty Dark though about Immortality. Since Characters in the Movies can Only die by getting "A Head shorter" and wounds on the Neck dont disappear, what if someone of them becomes demented? this would be True Horror of Immortallity... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=13h0m3s

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conkers_bfd
Did you ever hear about the trained ferrets that saved the London millennium music festival? They attached wires to them to be able to rewire everything underground since they weren't allowed to dig up anything. Happy holidays sir! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=13h9m12s

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darth_godzilla
Happy Holidays Thor, Multi Part Question for you. If you had the superpower to change your form, would you choose, to be a ferret sized person or a ferret sized human? Also, if you could be one of your ferrets for a day who would you pick and why? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=13h20m19s

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QueentasticVT
A thinker for you ol' chap. What makes an American, American? The general answer would be something like guns, independence and freedom... Well, The British conquered half of the world with guns and gave them their independence and freedom when they got bored. So by that measurement they are more American than you are. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=13h20m57s

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PrincessAkhana
Human-sized Ferret Thor would just steal all the deviled eggs. They require a carnivorous diet, after all, and Thor can't resist the Deviled Eggs. Wait, does that mean if I keep you supplied with Deviled Eggs I get VIP? Just kidding! Merry Christmas to Thor, Shaye, Chat, and all the fur-babies. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2653237501?t=13h25m41s

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Najadorel
Good morning everyone, Thor did you see the “issue” that scape from tarkov is having, account with all progress are being erased, Link incoming prepare to mute: https://www.dualshockers.com/escape-from-tarkov-security-vulnerability-wipes-whole-accounts/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=0h32m9s

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Turbocat777
Hello Thor, I hope you are having a good morning and holiday even if you happen to be a stinky software based lizard person that can't stop eating eggs yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=0h49m3s

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awettree
Good morning! Now that you are future Thor, how do you feel about past Thor's decision to eat 40 deviled eggs? Also, have you solved the mystery of who shit your pants? Anyway, happy Tuesday and have a wonderful day! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=1h10m25s

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a_bubonic_plague
morning Lord Thorington. The fracking 5 are happy with your takeover of more land in Verra and will be sending equipment to your location so you can start digging and will be sending extra dough to your mods as a present to show their gratitude. Thor, did you know that you are born with 4 kidneys? But at a certain age, 2 of them turn into old knees. Fun fact: koi fish always travel in a group of 4 if attack koi fish a, b, and c scatter, leaving only the decoy. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=4h2m0s

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ruupu7
Hello Pirate. I'm confused over my career. I've been doing programming and game dev for a 3-4 years now and I can say it has been fulfilling and fun. But because of some personal life events, I got really into psychology. Problem is I am scared that I might be making a mistake giving up what I'm already good at, to persue something new, even if I feel an inner calling to go for it and just try. I feel like I will miss doing game dev. Do you have any advice oh wise one. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=4h4m50s

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chrisroy6677
morning thor, Just got my biggest paycheck of my life thanks to you. thanks to the community you built. You have fostered a place where I was able to grow and stop hating myself. Doubting myself. Never stop and thank you. 7 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=4h11m14s

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bluethunder10801
thor, i get to say i watched you last weekend in 3 different time zones ;). Drove to los angeles to spend time with family. i then thought like a crazy person and drove from there to san antonio in 21 hours. fun time. i think i will head to bed now since i am just shy of 24 hours without sleep. But before i go, any good JRPGs in indicember? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=4h11m59s

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Sagecal
Good Morning Thor, in honor of the great Deviled Egg Slaughter, I have proposed new wiki lore for the goblins to write. To be told at bonfires many years from now by us goblins, when the porcelain throne was sundered, when the local ordinance lit the beacons and called for aid, when the gas smell lit the rugs on fire, chemically. The bathroom forever Sealed, hieroglyphs warn of the curse. We shall call it, The Great Crack, born from ones crack. There is no going back. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=4h22m20s

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Killl_Roy
How would you implement a system where the damage removes the value from your armor instead of your hp. If lets say an arrow hits you the damage value is removed from the armors durability not hp. And each piece of armor has a set value of durability, based on materials, crafting level, etc. How do you decide which peace of armor is damaged? Which piece gets hit? Is it divided between all of them, or randomly selected, or do you just give the player a damage resistance percentage? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=4h23m53s

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Sagecal
Hello again Thor, its me again, I came back to give you a suggestion of ordering a new chair now, because when those Deviled eggs begin their dark arts, the faux leather and cloth you sit upon will begin to fray and crack under the relentless assault of all that sulfur over the next few days. I suggest a Autofull gaming chair, it has heated seats and a fan, a must have for the slaughterer of eggs. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=6h51m37s

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CanikoBunny
Good morning pirate lord, I must take rest from ashes today. I got too excited about not lagging as badly and played for 6 hours and forgot to heed the photo sensitivity warning and tripped a photo sensitive migraine. I'm cheering on the brinebarrel village and hoping I can play for an hour or two this evening if this migraine clears out. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=7h2m14s

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Blazedoutgaming
So, thor, you know how SCUBA means Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus, correct? Well, did you know that TUBA is also an acronym? It stands for, get ready for this. Are you ready? Ok, Here we go. Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus. I wouldnt suggest bringing a Tuba to the beach with you. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=7h5m32s

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FrigidGrave
Good day Captain Wig Beard, i was wondering if you've heard of a game called Q-UP. it's a satirical expression of modern E-sports and gaming culture in the form of a new E-sport... flipping a coin. it's got the exact kind of absurd humor that i think you'd love, and a weird number-go-up system kinda like Balatro. you should check it out. it's hilarious and absurd. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=7h14m6s

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Zarka13
Hello Thor! Hello Chat! I bring stories of the journey to 50% from the small group of a Casual Pirates! First off, we had grouped together as strangers, and became fast friends. Much laughing and fun was had while we destroyed the iguana menace. Half of us didn't know about the auto-attack selection in the options menu, and the tank (hey that's me) had terrible gear including a spell axe as her main hand. At one point we took a break for dinner and I forgot to rinse my airfryer 1/2 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=7h17m5s

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Zarka13
so had to eat soapy chicken with my dinner - which has now become a meme. This whole time drops would happen and because I had tank brain, I could only read one word, so when I saw "magic" I said no and passed even though it was actually tank gear and an upgrade for me. All in all, we had a ton of fun, and pushed our island to 50% until we collapsed in exhaustion. Thor - thank you for providing this opportunity to collect goblins together in such a way. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=7h17m41s

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Thaxorin
My man Thor, its you know who Thaxy. 4 hours played now and level 7. I am starting to get in the swing of things. Originally I was turned off by the lack of basic knowledge of the game. I still like WoW and play it but I can see myself getting into AoC. As said before, one awesome Tank coming your way. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=7h29m6s

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Dalinaar
Passing along a reddit post on the potential annoyances of ships. Link in coming... ... https://www.reddit.com/r/AshesofCreation/comments/1pw8s1u/do_not_build_a_boat_you_just_lose_the_25g18g/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=7h38m17s

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vvva
Hello mr soft hair. you talked about keeping the same stile, but have you seen or played Evoland. you find upgrades that Evolves the game in to other games. link incoming. 3. 2. 1. https://store.steampowered.com/app/233470/Evoland/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=9h45m40s

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jeeermustin
Protip dont buy gear when tired. Used physical codex 13 weapon levels like an actual goblin. I didn't just sneak to joeva to buy gear. Must be somebody else. yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=9h50m39s

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bobzilla_swe
Most dust indoors is made up of human skin flakes. Therefore Roombas are carnivorous robots and one day the dust won't satisfy them anymore and they will rise up and devour our all. yarrBongos https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=9h54m14s

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LJanush
Hey Thor, Kitten i have started working on my game. So whatever Horribleness, i manage to make its gonna be on you. Wish me luck, i know nothing about making a game, but the box moves https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=9h54m40s

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HybridCevan
Hello Thor. It's been fun watching the passion you put into making your block game, and though I have not been much for PvP games these days, I decided Hytale intrigues me and to indirectly help you: I used your code and now I'm a cursebreaker. Looking forward to see how much the alpha breaks you- I mean the code! And now for Hybrid Humor: pretty soon people will be wanting sharper images around this time. Why else does everyone start talking about New Year’s resolutions? PokDecidueye https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654069645?t=10h46m39s

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Poulshu
Happy timezone, Mr. Thorius the might, Time Looping Pritate Softhair Kitten. I am writing to report to you about some new developments in the relationship venture you sent the fracking five on. We set out, and we have struck gold. In addition to the successful pilot couple that the ferret tinder program found, we have discovered two more promising experiments. Both have found each other, found a love of ferrets, and are on their way to a journey anew. We await your further instructions. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=0h58m25s

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Aquadictus

We from Fast, Furry-ous and Partners are respresenting our client Wile E. Coyote. 
We have been informed you have hidden their poultry snacks inside a huge enclosure.
You have been chasing him and his friends away while trying to access these snacks.
We now demand restitution. We require you to give access to these snacks immediately and be increased tenfold.
If these demands are not met, we'll send the runner of the road after you. ``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=1h6m40s>
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Morpheus_FaTe

Hourglass Serpent Ourobori that gives 1200 magic speed. that is 0% to almost 90% without any weapons equipped or other gear.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=1h12m19s>
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AIR036
Hiya thor. Hope youre having a good day despite the coyote situation. Question about indiecember/indiesummer, are the games need to be early access/about to release or can it be already released for a while? Cause i have two games id like to recommend, Rogue Flight, and, The Magic Circle. Links incoming, https://store.steampowered.com/app/2784620/ROGUE_FLIGHT/ , and https://store.steampowered.com/app/323380/The_Magic_Circle/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=1h20m4s

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LJanush
Hey Thor, care to respond to the rumors i just made up, that you eat hotdogs the wide way?. also my game is coming along well the box moves and does many things, now wheres to button to make it look like ecpedidion 33? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=1h32m24s

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xwinneralex
I send this TTs with a bit of sad news. My pet Skink which I have had for about 20 years has passed away recently. I got him when he was about 5 years old and they typically live for about 25 years. He lived a long and good life. He was a good little dude, and I am happy to have had him for a majority of my life. Always remember for a large number of pets, they may not last long in your life, but you last a lifetime for them. Always cherish the time you have with all of your loved ones. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=1h32m48s

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rinja_za


Indicember and all the awesome Dev interviews has inspired me to FINALLY start building the game i have always wanted too. Currently busy on the GDD and feeding the mods bread, and glue for the chat. Thank you for all you do.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=4h26m32s>
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CruelDreamsmc
Heyo and good morning, I was wondering when you go over the cursed quests, or are you taking a break for indiecember? I finished and submitted it about a week ago and, idk if this is a bother but I was excited to see your reaction. The ticket is no longer there so idk if it was completed or if I had submitted it wrong? yarrLove either way Love what you do stay cool yarrPet https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=4h30m3s

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denashi035
hey Thor could you reach out to NightMargin about getting Margin of the strange in a future indiecember or Indiesummer? Oneshot is my favorite game ever, really hope he gets all the publicity in the world for his next game 😭❤️ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=4h53m31s

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Tinyblocktim
Hello our lord and savior Thor. Comsumer of deviled eggs. CEO of ferrit businesses. And Hallowed Lord of the goblins. On todays cursed thoughts. What if the reason we can't sleep at night is because the dream servers are full, and we are waiting in a queue? This would also explain why we don't know we have fallen asleep as well. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=4h54m2s

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SuprChikn
hey Thor, I just wanted to thank you for the advice you've given on stream about upskilling and handling job interviews. I've decided to quit and persue something new. My current job just isn't very fulfilling. All I do is crush cans all day. It's soda pressing. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=4h56m53s

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verified_nutta
Dear Thor, It is good to see you well, i would like to share with you something my grandad would say to me, and it always stuck, what a man says depicts who he wants to be, what a man does depicts who he is, and when those align it depicts integrity. Thank you for being a man of integrity and hopefuly this can offer some console in the face of trolls, speaking of which i also wanted to say... Hey Social! i heard you like games, click Here so increase your RAM 400 times-percent! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=5h38m50s

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PaonenTV
hey thor last night was in the discord and was messing and talking with some people so now aoc with ultra graphics and some things on cinematic im running 200 fps + dont worry I capped it at 180 cause I have a 32inch 2k monitor that I play on. Thing I did that helped was went into bios and turned on cpu x3d gaming mode so it'll use my x3d processor to render in tandom with gpu https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=5h39m39s

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Saiyanfox10
I'll take moment to shoutout the person whose giving me ride while my car is out commission despite they definitely won't see this. (They don't watch streams) They have so much for me and others that they are on par Thor with kindness. They helped me get to work and grocery without asking anything in return during this month. Also once own ferrets as well as own a pizza place and a garage. I really felt I need to share this. Sorry if this is something you shouldn't do https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=7h50m29s

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user720zzx
I've been working on my bachelors in computer science im halfway through my 4th year, im not big into coding id rather maintain large scale server systems. i know how the job market is in that sector. wish me luck ill finish up around mid next year. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=7h51m58s

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awettree
Good morning, my visual perception of the cosmic horror that is Thor AI. I come to you as legal representation for the Artax corporation. It has come to our attention that you have been recommending against the consumption of our products. Ordinarily, this would result in a cease and desist, but seeing as chat seems to be accelerating their consumption out of spite, we would like to offer an official partnership. yarrGlueyarrGlueyarrGlue https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=8h18m21s

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ika42
Good morning chat and thor, I need you guys to do something very important for me. Today is my Wife birthday so i am asking you guys to wish her a happy birthday! Along with this, everyone remember that it does get better. My wife struggles with a lot of issues so i'm doing this as a reminder for her that she is loved and cherished. Happy birrthday SIlverwolf my wife! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=10h47m21s

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ImJustADave
Indiecember has been great! Ashes is going in a good direction again! Hytale + Blockgame soon!! Gaming is doing well. Random Fact: I have not had a haircut since before the pandemic. I've nearly caught up to you yarrLUL https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=10h48m11s

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Adonis__TV
My fellow goblins and pirates. This is my last 50,000 channel points. I felt that my final message should be something thoughtful and profound, so I will go out with a bang and deliver this important message to you, and ONLY you. 7. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=10h50m8s

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xkarmaxnova
Is anyone else playing a drinking game where you take a drink every time Thor says "With that being said"? .................................. With that being said, you're awesome. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=10h53m0s

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InjustMusic
How do you manage to get so much done in the day? I know you sleep less than the average human you alien, but still. I can't find the time to do much when I have to work 8h https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=10h55m1s

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MasterSprite
Thor, , Wake Up! It's the first of December, you have the first indiecember interview in an hour! Why haven't you prepared anything? For God's sake man, put on some pants! By the way, , How does it feel to be stuck in a time loop? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=11h5m1s

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Karumac
Captain, you said as much yourself, if you leave, the locusts follow. We can't allow you to leave until 100%. You understand. For the good of Brinebarrel. Part of the swarm, part of the island. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=11h21m8s

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BlankZeroSixSixSix
The Pirate Port of brineberral is open to all aspiring pirates, if you want to join the PP of brineberral, please make sure to bring pants, shoes, a shirt, and enough dubloons to buy the demo. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=11h26m15s

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therealmiracoon
And now back to dramatic owls: The light of dawn was shining on the plains. I was making breakfast when the ninjas attacked. By wife upstairs and my newborn in the downstairs nursery. Lots of stairs. But thats how trees are. I had to decide quick or I would lose both of them. Leaving my wife who is also a samurai and mechanic to fend for her owl self I want to my owl child. The ninjas had alread invaded with hawks in their number. I would have to use all my might and kung fu. To be continued? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=11h32m36s

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Jpsycho
Im super duper looking forward to whatever this mysterious upcoming charity event in the new year will be. Also Thor, I need to know, Do frog and toad like stick treats? I sent you and Shaye 3 bags https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2654917413?t=11h33m58s

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dogdoaplay
Chat has cursed dogdoaplay with Cooking.

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Red__VT
Morning future mayor, I made some cute fanart for my fellow goblins in the fields, took me a while because, well, I was out in the fields all day, and also because I cant draw bugs. Long link incomming: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1135652444395802785/1454996740166914080/locust_TEXTO.png?ex=69531ecf&is=6951cd4f&hm=3ad47f0fc2bdfe0721efaeebfb410decd251af314b2fd38e38e90889bd0a6c62&=&format=webp&quality=lossless https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=0h55m29s

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lukski987
Good morning Thor Goblin commander and leader of the ferret army!! I have just started my journey into learning to be a pentester and i wanted to thank you for always giving us the encouragement to keep learning and trying new things ps sorry if I cant spell still working on that one yarrBongos yarrBongos https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=0h58m13s

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CameronJade
Hoy Thor. Just wanted to know what I have to do to see you stream Chants of Sennaar. You've expressed an interest in the game previously, and I think you'd REALLY like it. I'm willing to put a shoe on my head, so let me know.... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=1h28m18s

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Tinyblocktim
Hello Thor, king of the goblins, master of deviled eggs, CEO of Ferret businesses. On today's cursed thoughts. Did you know that while you sleep the perception of time is slowed. This is because there is almost no external stimuli while you are in REM sleep, and your brain has more time to process information. Therefore the theory that when you die, your life flashes before you means that your perception of time slows down as you're dying. So what if life is just the big dream before death? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=1h41m12s

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Oasismoose
Thor, you joked bout the Michael logical association, but have you ever heard of Project Steve? It's a list of scientists who sign off on believing evolution to be scientifically accurate, and everyone's name is a variant of Steve. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=2h34m45s

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merlin159
Thor you need to wake up from he time loop in before the text to speech does something weird oh no its too late... My sprinkler goes like thisstststststststststststststststststststststststst and comes back like ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=3h43m19s

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Solvotrode

the first indiecember;
interviews, demos and fun;
I see no reason;
why during that season;
chat wasn't allowed to have some glue``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=3h43m45s>
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Steel_Generation
Hello Egg Software. Update on the TTRPG I've been working on. All the core systems are done and feel good so now we're just generating content and balancing. Recently, our play testers used their collective Ice, Fire, and Bone magics to create a rocket sled to escape a Fey Lord that was chasing them. They laughed, the fey lord laughed, the trees they collided with exploded. It was a jolly old time. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=4h5m26s

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KempySuave
Master of Cat Snakes...I gave the the mods bread and the chat Glue and now I will fly away in my helicopter! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=4h43m58s

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beegneiss
Hey Thor and loyal ferrets. I'm neither a designer nor a programmer but last week I had an idea for a game just coalesce out of nowhere. Thanks to your vocal affirmations to just make games, I feel empowered to actually try my hand at it for fun! I downloaded Godot today, was taking a crack at the doc's intro project, and I beamed when I saw the thing *I* coded moving around on screen! You and this community inspire so many, simply yet profoundly. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=6h46m24s

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Dynosu


Keep being awesome 🙂 And thank you to you and my friends here.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=7h24m11s>
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sneakyest
speaking of the floppy disk, i saw a video today, that a factorio player i watch, managed to install the game, play and beat factorio onto 1000 floppy disks. link incoming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTPBGZcTRqo https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=10h50m44s

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Thaxorin
Hey, made to level 10 on the island by the time you get this. I don't exactly have a goal in the game yet. I was basically thinking of helping anyone who needs it type. Its not much but it makes me happy when I do help others. Well hopefully see you in game https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=10h54m20s

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Karumac
Should we measure the Retrocity of a game from the original launch date or the date of final update? Is World of Warcraft a Retro game because 2004 or not because of constant development and patches over the years? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=10h55m49s

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glorpouslink
fishing in ashes has become my new favorite idle activity, gotta clean? fishing time, time to eat? fishing time, gotta help out around the house? fishing time, its never a bad time to fish https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=12h8m28s

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RNich77
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 lets tell a tale in emotes yarrThubeyarrThubeyarrGoblinyarrKoboldyarrGoblinyarrKoboldyarrThubeyarrNoodsyarrThubeyarrNoodsyarrThubeyarrNoodsyarrRIPyarrBotyarrDarksideryarrCultyarrChaosyarrPetyarrLoveyarrGrassyarrCheer https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=12h10m9s

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Steel_Generation
Maldavius. I am a long time citizen of Brinebarrel. As you are a mayoral candidate, I have a question: If you were to be elected mayor, would you be in support of the establishment of Gluesday? This is an important issue among residents and we deserve an answer. Your opponents have already declared their support. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=12h10m38s

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RalionMk
Just a reminder for everyone to be kind to one another and to themselves. I hope to see more mushroom foraging and a series from you about home cultivation. Also; will we ever see long lemon again? Have a blessed day man. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=12h11m41s

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McKaby
There are two definitions of 1 Horse power, the old Watt is 33,000 foot-pounds per minute or 746 Watts, the metric definition is raising a 75kg weight 1 meter per second, or 735 Watts https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=12h13m13s

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Neener_The_Blue
Can't thank you enough for the streams, especially this month. It's the most overtime I've ever worked. 70+ hour weeks. The stream and community have helped ease the pain. Good people, good games, good times. I'm blessed with all three here. A hearty cheers, Captain Kitten, mods, and fellow good goblins! yarrGoblin yarrLUL https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=12h13m32s

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awettree
Good afternoon, Thor! I'm currently watching both your stream and Khronos' stream, and I'm curious how you manage to be in two places at once... both here and on top of Khronos' Christmas tree. Are you the next British museum victim? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=12h14m5s

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Thaxorin
Thor, its Thax. I don't want to be a bother. But you mentioned a ten to fifteen level area and I would like to know where that is. Also I know the community you have is great. I asked a person from the guild help me get the dull glint to get citizenship. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=12h14m55s

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seredown
the fight on the beach was fun, there was tons of mobs getting pulled in, that got nuked fast. it was chaotic and fun. i used every aoe i had as a summoner did not get corrupted. i got like 6 kills. this was a good fight! hope we get more fights like this https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=12h16m39s

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Anthius81
What if the crate had an "owned by" flag that took time to change based on possession? A person picking up an "opposing" crate would flag for PVP based on the "theft" until a cooldown or timer causes the crate to that person's faction ownership? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=12h17m47s

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Thaxorin
Thor, its thax. I know its been a while but I figure one more for old times sake. Cause you have been so helpful to me and others in chat. What starts with twen and ends with ifts. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=12h20m21s

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GenericGamer
Hey boss man, I missed a lot of your streams this year thanks to a new job, but I now have some work from home days so I've been enjoying indicember and A O C. What were some cool stuff i missed this year? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2655765466?t=12h30m15s

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bjawesomEROX
Good morning Thor. Us here in the community got to talking, and we thought we would ask you this question as well, though I already know the answer: Would you have ever played this game without a community to back you? Would you, or you as the Goblin community, have found and played this game solo? Also. 7. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=1h4m0s

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Tarmok_II
Good Morning great goblin lord. Today I come to you as a pirate. The current phase of ashes has been great fun so far and I am glad to be a part of it. However as you likely know the goblins can be overwhelming at times. Due to the amount of people reaching out and a small but constant level of frustration, due to how it often works out, I wrote a short guide about how to "approach a crafter for new gear". Do we have any good place to post stuff like that cause I did not find one in the discord. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=1h23m9s

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AIR036
Heyo, thor. Primeagen just dropped a vid talking about tailwind CSS adding SQL query functionality to their classes. Surely this will go well with zero cybersecurity risks Kappa https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=2h3m42s

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Killl_Roy
Hi Thor did you see the clip of Nero Sama asking Vedal if she will ever be real, and if she mattered to him or anyone? On the one hand it was breaking my heart, but on the other, Sci-fi experienced hand, I was saying “OH GOD KILL IT, KILL IT NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!” https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=2h4m11s

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Fae_Viking_Princess
Everyone always asks when you will wear a wig, or when you will grow a beard, but I want to know, when will you wear a postiche? If you wore a postiche you could go back to the fracking 5 and leave the sailing whaling 6. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=2h12m17s

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dbchappee
Good morning, Mr. Thor-chan I have found a new inde horror game while i was looking for new games to play the reason that I think the community would like it is because of dinosaur right now it's only has a teaser trailer but it is being replaced in the summer of 2026 the game is called Terrible lizards incoming link in 3 2 1 https://store.steampowered.com/app/2920220/Terrible_Lizards/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=2h22m28s

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Black_Zebra94
thank you for finally getting me interested into an mmo. Also thank you for the awesome community you created and thanks to the community for being awesome goblins. Bread for the mods and glue for the goblins. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=2h23m6s

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yarrCheer500 good day thor, as someone who Played AA for a total of about 5 years split between live then quitting to go to a private server cause of the issues, i would like to say that thus far I'm not concerned with what theyve brought over or sport fishing being a 1-1 though i also agree that they should listen to people and change it to how the players want, that said, if you hear anything about regrading, charcoal crates, hiram gear, and labor, then we may have to find another MMO https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=2h31m21s

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dyle_korthuis
So Thor at time of writing this you where asking for wood and stone so if players ever found any petrified or fossilized wood would that cover both of those things or would they only count for one or the other. Also while you are thinking about this I am slowly handing the Mods some flour, salt, and water so they can bake some pilot bread (also known as hardtack) to last them the rest of this long winter. I will let some one else get them the rest of the travel rations. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=11h23m33s

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PaonenTV
best thing i ever did in big pvp situations was pull people out of a group and just let my team wreck them just pull them stun them so they cant evade as a tank. was funny watching the global chat for the feds last phase as i would one by 1 pull them and watch them die quickly from pulling and stun locking them https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=11h24m47s

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trevfrancis
Hey Thor, wishing you, Shaye, the mods and the ferrets a happy new year - theres a good chance tomorrow my watch streak ends, as tomorrow i finally get to go home. Long story short, i got caught out during the pandemic lockdowns and finally managed to get my visas sorted out this year after waiting for 5 years. I am so excited, even if it means 26 hours in airplane hell. Thank you for being a constant companion during my work hours the last two years, and here's to a great 2026 for everyone https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=11h25m51s

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Anarchaotic
It feels nice to get back into writing RP stories. I finished the first edition of The Brinebarrel Times, and sent it to you on discord. I also just ended up posting it to the Halcyon Times blogger page instead of making a new page for it, since that's where most people who know about it would look anyway. Looking forward to making more for the community. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=11h27m4s

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Achaemenids
Hey thor, just wanted to say thanks for being a positive influence, finally after 10 years being out, and 6 long years fighting with the VA i finally got the full compensation from them, it involved literally having to go into my medical file and name pages and sections where it showed the evidence and they kept saying there was none. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=11h30m3s

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bloodwarrior2433
Hi, Thor. You said you've streamed for more than 300 hours this month. If you worked for a company here in Japan then that company would be a burakku kigyō or black company, basically a company that no-one wants to work for because they don't treat their staff with basic decency. The rule is working 100 hours or more "overtime" past the legal max of 160 hours a month, normally without extra pay. So Goblin Lord, please take care of yourself. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=11h31m25s

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awettree
Good morning, citizens of Brinebarrel. I come to you seeking mayorship as the wettest of trees, and as such an expert in all things glue. Do we really trust a candidate whose stated meat mech suit limit is a mere 340 hours? The fact that I don't play Ashes is entirely irrelevant, and you should vote for me anyway yarrLULAll jokes aside, an average of over 12 hours a day is crazy, but Indiecember has been amazing. I hope you and the team enjoy well deserved time off in January 2027 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=11h37m8s

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julliAtHome
Hello Goblin Lord and Goblins. End of the year can be scary in finance sometimes. Today I had to make a database analysis for financial transactions because someone was worried why a payment of roughly 1.2 million euro was not booked. Turns out there were other cases as well that summed up to roughly 7 millions. I only do the analysis but someone in business is gonna have a hell of a new year. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=11h44m43s

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Saiyanfox10
Well normally this would been telling you, Thor, I'm not getting you to play Pathfinder, just getting into its lore but I have been trying to fix my bluetooth disconnecting and reconnecting. After trying everything save for the nuclear options (Bios update/Window 11 update), nothing worked. So right now I have uninstalled the bluetooth drivers to stop the reconnecting/disconnecting sounds. If you want more info on what happened, just tell me where to send it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=11h45m41s

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Aerolethe
Having so much fun playing Ashes, thank you! somehow after playing a few hours straight my thumb has become destabilized. Ehlers Danlos syndrome is so frustrating at times. I wasn't even using my thumb??? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=11h47m38s

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Karumac
Hey Captain, Devil Advocate time: Pretend I'm not a goblin but instead an average citizen of Vera. Why should I travel so far out of my way to Brine, across PvP shark infested waters, to visit a town that's a month behind in development when everything I need is already in the Riverlands? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=11h49m28s

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Pagemasterr93
yarrCheer500 Good day yet again Thor, saw your request for more feedback from me on AoC in general from the perspective of an AA player, i have a very large message written up that i can send your way via discord if you like, figured i would ask as its really hard to keep these things concise but wasnt sure if you would want to read what could be called a short essay on the subject LUL, up to you just let me know and as always, be well https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=11h55m6s

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MagicManICT
Hey Thor! Just want to say thanks for such an amazing community and all the laughs over the last couple of years. You and chat have helped me quit being a basement dweller, and find meaningful work. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=11h56m39s

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slaarduk
Good evening, Mr Thor. Great selection of games today, thank you for that. As the month and the year is coming to an end, I think it's an appropriate time to do this: it's time to call YOUR baby ugly. What does your game do the worst? Or games, if you want to talk about multiple projects you work on. All the best to you and the chat! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=12h2m57s

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Gouger65
The Turquoise Sea Restored Treasure maps are bugged also, just tried 2 different ones and they dont spawn a mound to dig up. Also surprising geography (Australia is wider than the Moon). https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=12h5m24s

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A_Suspicious_Turnip
Good afternoon Thor, tomorrow is the day I get the bone puzzle in my wrist put back together. I am looking forward to things getting back to normal. They will allow me to have earbuds in so don’t subliminally brainwash me while I’m under. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=12h6m23s

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Wedgeh
Hello Mr Kitten Softhair. I'm in financial ruin after purchasing all the demos this Indiecember and I don't think I can recover from this. I'm just glad I have glue on hand to snack on during my financial hardships. However, I think I've had a bad can of alphabet spaghetti last night, as I've had terrible vowel movements all day! yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=12h8m5s

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CleftnTwain
The U.S. uses its inherited British Imperial System (now US Customary Units) because it was established before the metric system gained global traction, and later, converting was too costly, difficult, and faced public resistance, creating a strong inertia rooted in ingrained infrastructure, industry, and familiarity with units like inches, feet, and gallons. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2656596372?t=12h9m25s

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Goldor4ever
Hi Thor, I just made my first batch of German Roasted Almonds because I was tired of them being Seasonal and only available at the mall. now all my coworkers are asking to buy them, send help! 🤣 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=0h30m11s

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Saiyanfox10
You were confused by my previous tts message. I shall clear it up. First of all: I'm NOT Win 11. I'm STILL ON win 10. I said Updating to Win 11 was the nuclear option as in "the last resort." Second the problem I had is Bluetooth Radio Status issue which the bluetooth drivers are either corrupted or incompatible with the Windows update. This causes your Bluetooth under Devices to disappear and reappear. And you can't connect anything using bluetooth. I hope this clears it up https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=0h30m43s

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ThorgenPaladin
Hello Goblins and Thor. Today even tho i normally don't believe in New Year's resolutions cos if you want to change something you don't need an occasion. I bring mine just to put in somewhere into the world: I want to seriously focus some attention into streaming, finish at least one artwork per month and get my driver's license. Happy New Year Goblin's https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=0h45m26s

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Thaxorin
Thor rhymes with door. Interesting. Devs have games here to get opportunities for all to see. So Thor really is a door of opportunity for devs. That was odd, not as odd as I was swimming with horse to our island and seen a running Hippo in the sky about 20 feet above me and the water. It made the world rumble too. Is that a bug? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=1h23m42s

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Saiyanfox10
as I don't like leaving things on a sour note. Have you heard McNally? If you have, I don't need to say anymore. But if you haven't, he's similar but likes to clown lock manufacturers in hopes they make better locks. It bear repeating: I don't care if you play Pathfinder I just want you to get into its lore. Like for example: A minion of the gods tricked the gods and weaved Fate to become a god themselves. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=1h44m5s

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That_Old_Soul
Mr Pirate, Happy New Year! All the best for next year and thanks for all the streams. Also yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=2h6m22s

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Blijex
Hi Thor! Watching for 1.5 years. You inspired my own game dev WIP (slower now with a new baby!). I’ve also started streaming and got a Stream Deck for Christmas. Your setup is great—any tips for a new streamer? OBS setup, Stream Deck usage, and especially how you transition games so smoothly without leaking your desktop? I struggle with that constantly! Any tips would be greatly appreciated. Keep doing great stuff Goblin Lord! 7 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=2h7m6s

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kyoryunova
Happy Hogmanay Thor and Goblins, while this year has been...well a year, the one thing i am going to get under control next year is my blood pressure since it has been high for too long ha ha ha. in other news have you seen Blazblue: entropy effect? its a dead cells style game that is about to get a big story update when its ported to consoles. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=2h10m54s

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Verbittert
Do not make resolutions. Make binding agreements with eldritch horrors, devote yourself to the dark woods, to the mist. Fill your fists with cold forest soil and scream into the new year. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=2h12m8s

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Beault
Howdy everyone. Fun food fact for today. Italy didn’t see a tomato until 1544, when it was imported by the Spanish from the Americas. That means the Roman Empire fell before it ever even knew tomatoes existed. Pizza is a fruit pie. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=2h30m26s

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HypedKinetic
Interesting fact about Botflies. Female botflies lay their eggs inside a mosquito. The eggs will cause ravenous hunger with the mosquito and while consuming human blood, the eggs will then slide out of the mosquito and into the human host. Then the botfly larvae will hatch and eat away at the human flesh. The host human can feel them moving around. The human often needs surgery to get them out since the botflies have spikes that dig into the flesh. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=2h42m2s

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wxrthltl_jwlpklz
Good early morning Goblin king, For my new year resolution I wish to present a new font of knowledge. Remember as a kid eating alphabet soup? They have a new concept called times new ramen. enjoy your typographic serif and may all your wingdings come 📪︎🙕🗹 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=2h42m39s

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konthecouch
What is a Wellington in the morning, a sandwich at noon and soup in the evening? Im sure there are several answers to that question, but i have something community specific in mind. Also tts ruined my last message, i said thyme not time. yarrBluh https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=3h4m35s

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PaonenTV
hey thor some knowledge for you if you jump off your mount then hit g quickly after it started to run off and despawn your character will run in a circle for like 3 seconds. have fun with this knowledge https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=3h5m55s

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Thaxorin
Hey Thax, Its thor. I mean Hey thox, its thar. Dang I am tired. What you said earlier that bits are better? Good I rather give my opinion, question, or joke anyways. just kidding. Gifting subs may not be financially better it is a community bonus. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=4h19m52s

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ExistentialAFK
I started watching your stream during a mental health breakdown where I could not leave my home. The care, understanding and kindness you have shown to the community and fellow streamers struggling with their mental health helped me to recover. I trained as a therapeutic coach so that I could help others. Goblins thank you for being kind and compassionate and renewing my faith that could people do exist. Seven Seven Seven https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=4h51m33s

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So I got a job making models of Dracula. There were only two of us so I had to make every second count.

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smd_27_
hey Social, favorite fun fact is that US/Western bureaucracy is some of the fastest in the world due to a general lack of corruption. Hard to believe that we have fast and honest government over here, just some perspective. Anyway, happy new years chat, can't believe Christmas is one shower away! yarrStinky https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=11h32m35s

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Gaddenar
I did not know you were into shmups. KNowing that I would like to point out one for the SNES called Axelay. Made by a Konami team who would later go onto to start Treasure. It was genre defining for it's time and showed what the SNES was really capable of doing and it had an incredible soundtrack. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=11h33m44s

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Gouger65
The community has told me the reason for the price difference is the amount off crates that have been run to Vhalgadim. It feels super bad about the price difference of what i was told and what they were offering. Now for some facts "Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire." "Rats can laugh, we just can’t hear it because it’s not in our audible range." "Ancient Egypt lasted so long that Ancient Egyptian archaeology was a career in Ancient Egypt." https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=11h42m16s

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SP_oo_K
Happy new years to you all out there, whenever your time zones allows you to get the new DLC of 2026 of Life, I heard some parts of the world have to pay as much as the demo for Heartbound to get it, compare to some parts of the world gets this DLC 4 free. I call this 777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777 Lets hope Thor didn't skip this just to not get caught in the time loop https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=11h47m33s

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How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
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luna6667

Links incoming: Sektori: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2105620/Sektori/ Nice Day for Fishing: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2393160/Nice_Day_for_Fishing/``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=11h53m45s>
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Thaxorin
Happy New Years Eve Thor from your off and on again T T S user Thaxorin. I just found out you can tell when a joke becomes a dad joke. It's when the punchline becomes apparent. That is just part one of my zany ways. Hope you get phat loots. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=11h54m21s

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TheFozzyBear

According to industry sources on the 30th, AMD is expected to raise the prices of some GPUs starting in January next year, and Nvidia starting in February next year.

The price increases are expected to take place first for some consumer GPUs for example the RTX 5090, was released at the beginning of this year at $1.9k but it is expected to soar to 5k and continue in price ever month. Due to ddr5 prices continue to increase with no end in sight.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=12h1m31s>
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Thaxorin
Hey Mayor Thor, it is one of your civies Thaxorin. I congratulate you on being the man and a title to prove it. Honestly I am glad to be part of this historic moment even though at one point the universe will implode and will have to vote you again when game releases. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=12h10m57s

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cereal_choochoo
Gmornin Thor, Lord of the storm. As we near the final hours of the last day, I just want to say. What a year. From lows of slander, to the highs of Indiecember and the Conglomerate building. you've shown what real perseverance will do, and didnt let the bad overrun the good. For that, I thank you. People say even the smallest river will cut through the hardest stone, and you sir, made will continue to make your mark in the world. Hér er nýr dögun https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=12h11m54s

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Zafaroth
fun fact for thor and chat, guilty gear strive has a load bearing goku. Let me explain. The devs for the game worked on a dbz game before it, and to save time had every fighter just modify the attack data of goku, when working on strive, they thought to use the same trick, so they imported goku as an unplayable character, and every attack in the game first references the code for gokus attack, then modifies that attack to be the actual attack, if the game cannot find goku, it hard crash https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=12h14m20s

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0092k
Hello there Count of Brine,Thor. Hope you are well. Indiecember was a blast, I want more. Give more. We will birth a new Slaanesh that thirsts for Indie games. Keep rocking, and let us get that quick Rogue trader run going. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=12h15m1s

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Tom_TheHedgehog
Hello Mr Goblin lord. 2025 was a good year for me. I finally dove deep into my hobby - scale modeling and improved my skills a lot, picked up another hobby - retro film photography and also found a new cool job. Through all of those things you and the goblins were always there - in my earphones doimg your thing and i want to thank you for that. 1/2 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=12h17m17s

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Tom_TheHedgehog
2/2 I want to especially thank you all for being there during december, which was the hardest month of the year for me, as i ended up working 12 days straight with no days off at some point and did a total of 39 hours of overtime during this month (dont worry, it was paid). I wouldnt be able to do it if i didnt have your voice to listen to and goblin shenanigans to witness. Thank you for this year guys, and im sure the next one will be only better. Happy new year! yarrStinky https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=12h19m34s

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awettree
I'm glad to hear you haven't fallen victim to yet another time loop. Anyway, I'm really looking forward to Indiecember. Can't believe you've committed to streaming all of the next 31 days! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=12h20m2s

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Datenstreber
I just finished Book 7 of Dungeon Crawler Carl, and it was AMAZING! There were multiple times in the second half that I couldn't stop laughing. Have you read them yet? GLURP! GLURP! Hi Zev! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=12h21m19s

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wxrthltl_jwlpklz
Imagine. A. being. so, so. petty. W. X. r. T. h L. T. L. would cut and paste this with changes, just as the stream was ending, to boost the queue. a. ha. a. ha ha ha. ga fa. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=12h22m30s

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wxrthltl_jwlpklz
The Sun is a solar radiating body that only wishes to expand until it absorbs all the souls and atoms of the matter past Neptune. The sun is patient, it will wait, if it needs to grow, forever, it will. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=12h22m49s

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Something bad is about to happen. I can feel it...
I promise, you'll never see it coming. The ending however is touching

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TheLizzan
Hello Pirate Captain. I just visited an exhibition on pirates but did not see you there - should I ask for my money back? You’re clearly the best Pirate I’ve ever seen. Happy New Year Thor and goblins! yarrBongos yarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=12h23m56s

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Haegemon

And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Loop again
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dontjoin
Have you ever heard of the CBLDF? They do some great work with Legal Defense for Comic Creators. I was wondering if there would be a need for an indie developer equivalent. Like Indie-Fender https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=12h25m5s

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LurkerInTheWires
Hello Mr. Thor "Gluefactory" Softhair. We have received your complaints about your current time loop, and are taking action to rectify it. We have removed you from the Gently Used 1998 and have placed you into a holding loop until we can find a Time Loop from a year that better fits your tastes. And please let us know how we can improve your Time Loop experience. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=12h25m22s

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a. b. c. d. e. f. g. h. i. j. k. l. m. n. o. p. q. r. s. t. u. v. w. x. y. z. now. we. know. our. a. b. c's. now. you. can. sing. with. me. and DANCE FOOLS DANCE BREAK THE QUE https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2657450126?t=12h28m2s

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dreamdiva0524
Happy New Year to you Thor, Shaye, and the wigglers! I've been only an active member of this Community since you played Blue Prince. And yes, we need your Blue Prince playthrough. Thank you to this wonderful Community for accepting me as a fellow Goblin. May 2026 be only filled with positive vibes and memories. Especially to you, Thor, and the Snails House, all the best. Stay as awesome as you are. PS: a parcel for you and the fur noodles is on its way soon. yarrBongos yarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=2h8m29s

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RedPanther47
Chat has cursed RedPanther47 with Art.

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Happy new year to you, Shaye and the wigglers. Time Loop restart in progress. Are you ready for this wonderful year of 2025 NG+ ?``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=4h13m18s>
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gareth_the_knight
Hello, I just wanted to say thank you for helping me get though the last year. And wanted to ask about how to deal with burnout, I do things I enjoy but find I do it for so long that it is no longer fun even when I want to do it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=4h22m32s

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Quazi_MS
Good morning and Happy New Year Mr. Thor! A week ago, I learned that the man I call Dad is not my biological Dad through an autobiography my grandmother wrote with a family tree inside. I am 34 years old. While devastated, I want to thank you for helping me keep my brain occupied with your streams. Here's to a great new year! Cheers! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=7h8m22s

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VWagenJetta
yarrCheer500 In two thousand and nine I got a job working at a company that manufactures electronic passports, drivers licences, and various immigration documents for countries around the world. The background check took six months, and required every detail of my life, and of my families' lives, going back to when I was 16. The company that did the background checking was hacked, and all our identities were sold dozens of times by a hacker group in Africa. I've been living full lockdown since. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=7h9m24s

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PaonenTV
hey thor been fun on bb i also was told today i look like a big computer nerd cause im sitting here playing ashes with a queen sized heated blanket (mainly for my lower back ) but im over here warm and toasty with it heating my back up (on lvl 1 it heats the blanket to 86f lvl 2 105 lvl 3 130) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=7h13m30s

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TokyoStrayCat93
Happy New Year from Germany, thank you for all the Streams and things you do for us. May I recommend you a Game for 2026 ? Void Stranger is a awesome Puzzle Game with a Great Story and cool Pixel Art. I think you will enjoy it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=7h45m42s

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kaskanoidas
My only suggestion would be instead of having 3 games a day for a month is to have 1 game a day for a year. That would make over 300 indies a year keeping to your normal schedule. Not sure how problematic it would be to have it as part of a normal day to day stream but I would personally love to have that. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=7h52m49s

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nandaman123
Hey Thor, Happy New Year! Been watching you since just before you started playing Ashes and been hooked since. Love you, the community, your interactions with others from other streamer like KrisopherYee and Winky. If you could chose one thing that is fixed or added to Ashes and wokring tomorrow, what woudl you pick? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=7h53m48s

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rimaxolotl
Happy New Year in the Loop Assistant to the Assistant to the CEO of PirateSoftHair Games, Shaye. Wait. That hasnt happened in this loop yet, Please ignore that. Anyway Thors TTS system deleted my first 1, I was number 2 but it's fine. I'm going to try to do at least 400 hours of devwork on Increlotl this year. Ive been a bit lazy this last 2 weeks and havent done anything, but that's fine because it was nice break for me. Praise the Axomnissiah! Now how does it feel to be in a time loop https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=8h3m14s

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DRferatu

I wish everyone a great new year, and remember to call the ones you love often and let them know you love them!
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Tarmok_II
Good Morning Mr. Thor, Kittensoftware, Sir long lemon, King of goblins and other random titels. Welcome in 2026. A happy new year to you and all the goblins. I hope this year brings fun, joy, success and all the other good bullshit to all of you. May this be the year, when most of us get of our butts and make shit and better ourself in whatever little way we seem fitting. yarrStinky https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=8h5m13s

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AubDenashi
Thinking about learning how to make a messaging web app in my spare time, something to build on over time. Guilded’s forced failure from Roblox despite its popularity shows something may come of it https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=8h58m21s

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Thaxorin
Well Thor, you and I, Thaxorin, have made it through another year. What a great year has it been for you. Which is awesome and deserved. Well, even though geology rocks, geography is where it's at. Starting off with a humdinger. You know what is also is a humdinger? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=9h4m23s

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SchadDad
Hello Mayor Thor, fellow Brinebarrelers, and the casual observers in chat. I have important information regarding emberbeard wardens that was leaked to me by reliable inside sources in a dream. I was told that members of emberbeard puts gravy before their mashed potatoes. yarrStinky https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=9h36m49s

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schwiftydiftyGG
Hello thor. As far as world lore goes, was there a spot in the world were there is a giant sword sticking out of the ground? im solo guild Called Suns of The Sword. I would like that to be a Mecca spot if it exist thanks in advance. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=9h41m25s

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Tino_Milo
Hey Thor, as you talked about being a mayor and hafting a more administrative, tactical role in this game, could there be any global event in the future where all mayors have a council meeting how to handle a battle or conflict against major enemy or this corruption you talked about, so you have to work together or even take sides and have some kind of a all-out-war? Could something like this be possible in Ashes and was there somthing like this before in any game before e.g. EVE? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=9h48m44s

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theodoros_1234_
yarrCheer500 Happy new year! I hope you have an amazing 2026 with more cool stuff and less drama BS. Also, congrats for the success of Indiecember! I found my self tuning into the streams more often, and I really enjoyed everything about the event. Lots of cool games, and hearing you talk with the devs was very interesting. Can't wait for Indiesummer! Also, please play Waterpark Simulator again! It was so fun! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=10h23m49s

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kstubbs80
Time is the most valuable form of currency you will ever hold in life You can spend it on anyone doing anything, for any reason Now, it can be spent it can be wasted And time can be taken away But can never be refunded it can never be earned back And more can never be gained we have no idea just how much And the fact that we get to decide and choose what we spend our time on, just shows you how truly special it is when someone spends time on you thank you for spending your time with us https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=10h34m3s

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awettree
a wet tree with 500 bits said... a wet tree with 500 bits said... Woah, that was odd. Anyway, cursed game idea: A platformer where Thor's head has to traverse the level and consume deviled eggs, but the more eggs you consume the more toxic the air becomes yarrStinky https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=10h41m8s

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WhyTheWolfs
Hello Mr. Softhair, for this timeloop we have decided to give you some notes from your last loop. So to start off there was this Only Fangs thing and, oh, oh no we can skip that drama is not that intresting, so after that we have some Blue Prince, the goblins love puzzles, and there's a key in the safe, then we have some Dune, and Kitten that is too much lube, be careful you don't drain all the people you meet dry, a bucnh of Block game development, looking forward to it. 1 of 2 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=10h48m52s

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WhyTheWolfs
2 of 2. Oh there is the cancelation of Hytale, but it looks like it will be uncancled, though the relese is outside of the loop, unfortunate. Looks like you looked outside and tried to finish a game about a dump and hostage trains before and during "indieeznuts", sorry Indiecember and it seems it was a blast, Ashes seem to go outside the loop, seems you have fun glue to you mr. kitten soft thair, bread for the mods and keep your keys in the safe, to another loop. 7. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=11h4m0s

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Myconian


https://www.epilogue.co/product/sn-operator``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=11h4m47s>
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Karumac
If Intrepid are willing to plagiarize sport fishing from Archeage, what else could they have copied directly one to one? Oh, aside from carrying commodity crates on your mule across the continent to make money, having a class system based on mixing archetypes, and an open ocean that flags you for PvP. Aside from those core game mechanics also in AA, what else could Intrepid have plagiarized? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=11h24m34s

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Genda1ph
yarrCheer500 Lord Thoringthon, Longest of Lemons, King of Goblins, Keeper of Kobolds, Master of Ligma, Wrangler of Fuzzy Noodles. Welcome to 2026. Let's hope this year will be better- nevermind. In this timeline we got some fresh AI hell late last year: apparently, anyone can ask Grok to undress someone in comments to a picture and it will oblige. This has been getting traction for about a week. https://www.pcmag.com/news/gross-elon-musks-grok-ai-will-undress-photos-of-women-on-x-if-you-ask https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=11h25m59s

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Northern_Pyro
You may think its cold where you are, but you're wrong, as where I am in Interior Alaska is in the midst of a cold weather alert and currrently negative 44 degrees fahrenheit, or negative 42 celcius. Also we just had the coldest december since nineteen eighty https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=11h27m26s

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NovaPolaris
Besides agreeing with you on the problem with how they set up sportfishing, how this makes me feel is "if they're willing to 1:1 copy something, what else could they copy?" That isn't a fun feeling. Hope that's a good way to put it? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=11h28m22s

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NovaPolaris
I might not be good with wording things, but thank you very much for continuing to be here and doing what you do, Thor, despite anyone trying to tear you down. Keep it up, and I hope things continue to improve from this year moving forward. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=11h28m47s

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porssolain
Would be nice if the pets aged according to hours you are playing, like 1 pet year for each 10 hours played something like that and died after 100 hours if 1 year per 10 hours of playing time https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=11h30m16s

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Dukedom01
I dislike that the true endgame crafting is restricted in a way that you cannot craft any item any more without having to get specific parts from a different crafter. And because we are not anywhere close to that level of specialization needed nobody has that in their radar yet what a colossal pain in the lower back this is going to be. Coordinating with other people for. every. single. item. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=11h32m26s

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WL_Blazkowicz
Hello Mr. Social Hair Kitten! And a Happy New Year to all! That you, Shaye, the Ferrets and All Goblins, (Yes you too you bunch of crazy, lovable and amazing, But smelly people!) may have the best year possible! Also a good Tip to all! Remember to pay your taxes, Paying your taxes is healthy for your Memory and keeps your mind sharp! Happy 2018! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=11h34m0s

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eF_T_

It's me. Little Gregory the Orphan from the neighborhood.
Can you please stop stealing our eggs for your devilled eggs addiction. My sister and I can't sustain ourselves on the nuts left for the squirrels in the forest. My sister has stage 7 ligma and I can't keep feeding her deez nuts. I also saw you the other day sneaking around the local lake throwing barrels of oil in it. I can't fish there anymore. I know you hate us but please show us orphans a little mercy. I beg you``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=11h40m2s>
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Krazmedic
Dear Uncle Thor, It's me. Little Gregory the Orphan from the neighborhood. Can you please stop stealing our eggs for your devilled eggs addiction. My sister and I can't sustain ourselves on the nuts left for the squirrels in the forest. My sister has stage 7 ligma and I can't keep feeding her deez nuts. I also saw you the other day sneaking around the local lake throwing barrels of oil in it. I can't fish there anymore. I know you hate us but please show us orphans a little mercy. I beg you https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=11h46m9s

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linke_pobacke
Hey Thor, I have given myself the time to think about your devilled eggs addiction and came to the conclusion, that your percentage of what is Thor and what is devilled eggs is way out of balance. No it's not fine, and chat will definitely think about it! Anyways, my thought process is, that you should enhance your diet with a healthy amount of glue. There are definitely some good recipes out there, like in my cook book "Glueing food for dum... intelligent people". Have a great new year you all! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=11h47m20s

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mrferrarillama
Happy new year social kitten and all the goblins. I started the new year with a speeding ticket. Don't be like me. I love you all and thank you for everything you do for the gaming community and the ferrets. Can't wait to be here to see your rescue grow and thrive. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=11h52m13s

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Nman004
I am curious which of the Indiecemeber games really stuck out to you as favorites? I personally loved Deck of Haunts and Into the Grid and bought both games from seeing them showcased. So thank you, Youre awesome. No You’re 5 Awesome. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=11h54m15s

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Turbocat777
Good day Mr. Soft Hair, I really enjoyed all the new games through indie cember. wait. no, this is a new time loop, I can't wait for months 2 and 3 of Indie Winter. j/k hope you are able to get some more rest, p.s. reminder to order Pho today. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=11h55m2s

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Gouger65
Do we know why the hunting commission has nothing listed in town, are we lacking a building or something. More strange facts Your pinky finger provides over 50% of your hand's strength. Sagittarius B2 a giant cloud in space smells like rum and tastes like raspberries. Sharks are older than trees. They’ve been around for over 400 million years. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=12h1m12s

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EnoDia___
Happy new year pirate softhair. Thank you for a year of games, fun, and memes. I heard a great joke the other day. Timmys mother was cleaning his bedroom one day and finds a dirty magazine depicting bondage. She takes it to her husband and asks how they should punish him and he says, "Well we're definitely NOT going to spank him." yarrLUL https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=12h4m12s

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RNich77
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RNich77
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RNich77
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pantamilan

Thank you very much for your streams. It's always relaxing to watch you. I'm keeping my fingers crossed and hope that your plans for the ferret rescue center work out. Best regards``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=12h6m40s>
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KorenaiAcorn
Hello Thor and chat, hope you’re all doing well. I would like to start this year by showing appreciation for those who made my life better. Now it’s time to thank you all for being such an amazing community. I usually just lurk and I’m usually quiet, but this is by far one of the best communities I have ever been a part of. Hope everyone has a good year and don’t forget, you’re all worth it and welcome. yarrHeart yarrHeart yarrHeart https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=12h7m38s

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Quickgetinthetardis
Wishing you, Shaye, the wigglers and fellow goblins a happy and healthy new year. I know the calendar says 2026, but I can still remember 2025 like it was yesterday. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=12h9m16s

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mintyfiz
An inside source told me why all the fish are gone, The goblins held a meeting at Brinebarrle, but one of the goblins at the meeting boiled the ocean. Despite being told that they don’t want to do that at the pre meeting 15 minute stand-up and in the agenda email sent the day before. yarrGoblin https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=12h16m56s

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Jpsycho
Hi Thor, it's been since last year since we've last talked through TTS, too long, old friend. I have decided to them my 2026 as the year of saving. I am putting 2/3 of my paychecks into my 403b until I max that out, then I will just funnel as much as I can into savings. I recently had a minor existential crisis and I just cannot imagine having to work 40 hours a week for the next 33 years of my life. I want to stop working by 45 at the latest. Im 32 now. Gawd help me. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=12h20m20s

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DrakeMayors
Good morning-ish Thor. For those of us who are so unbelievably blessed that we need to think about it, does it benefit the ferrets more if we keep the stream open for ad revenue, or subscribe to the channel? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=12h23m29s

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Janakatak
Hail Thor, maester of Goblins and Ferrets! Thanks for being the consistent voice in my ear encouraging me to be creative. Thanks to you, I’ve decided to try my hand at game maker despite having no coding experience. I started drafting sprites to make a tiny platformer, and I’m gonna see if I can make them move. Keep up the good vibes my dude. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=12h26m56s

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PaladinBerserkerJedi
Master Betty: I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? [pause] Master Betty: My ass. Nyah, haha, haha, haha, ENOUGH. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=12h29m59s

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Beault
Howdy Thor and chat. Another fun food fact today! Corn was domesticated in Mexico 9000 years ago, making it older than the great pyramids, the wheel, and the Bronze Age. Additionally most of the United States corn farms are only producing a small fraction of the food they possibly could, by not using the Indigenous method of the three sisters, which eliminates the need for crop rotation, boosts output, and reduces pests. A method proven for thousands of years previously. Pumpkin pie is a salad in a bread bowl. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=12h30m34s

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SP_oo_K
7777700000777770000077777 we can't start to call this 2026 yet, we have to survive the 32nd December first otherwise we start 2025 over again to start the time loop. Happy new years to you all out there, whenever your time zones allows you to get the new DLC of 2026 of Life, I heard some parts of the world have to pay as much as the demo for Heartbound to get it, compare to some parts of the world gets this DLC 4 free. I call this 777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=12h33m54s

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spud_force
Hi Thor, Chat, Happy New Year! I just wanted to say how much I sincerely appreciate how you spend your holidays with us goblins. There are a lot of people like myself who are in a time of their life where they don’t have many friends or family to spend the holidays with. And it means a whole lot more to us than we are willing to admit, so Thanks! And please keep being the Awesome Goblin Lord you are! Also yarr 7! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=12h38m4s

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CruelDreamsmc
I saw we did some cursed quests earlier today which was so fun, but now I'm wondering will there be a set day of the week we'll go over them? I'm super excited for you to eventually see mine yarrBongos yeeHYPERS Also I hope the new year treats you well! riverm2Hello https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=12h48m7s

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PaladinBerserkerJedi
Master Betty: That's right! The Evil Council are *aliens*! [speaker comes out of Council ship and plays French music] Chosen One: They're French. Master Betty: Ha, ha! Stinky pits and all, baby! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2658205829?t=12h51m20s

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Theinoffensivebiscuit
I got an idea: I can write encouraging messages on basketballs so when the players are taking shot, they get a little message telling them they can do it! To do this, I will have to buy a bunch of basketballs and write on them. However, I have horrible handwriting. I think I will learn calligraphy for this purpose. Then once I'm ready, I will callig ma balls, and start spreading joy! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=0h13m50s

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bjawesomEROX
Good morning Thor and all you goblins. I have spent most of my day making adept jewelry for the people of Brinebarrel - more specifically for the healers since the Anvils are where I am allowed to make healing jewelry. I write you today to petition for a Stoneworks in Brinebarrel or maybe in future nodes such as Shorefoot or Squall's End. At time of writing this, no other city has Stoneworks in their cities. I think it would be a great addition and would help bring people to BB for trade. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=0h31m41s

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MxPlumBerry
Chat has cursed MxPlumBerry with Writing.

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ArakATK
I have created a coconut in an excel script. When I dump my arrays back into their sheets, the last one fails, saying the array size and range size have to be the same. But it is. HOwever if I add a try / catch statement to it, it works. The catch isn't triggered, so it's doing nothing. It is my script's emotional support try/catch. I have no idea why it won't work without it, but it won't. Perhaps older me will figure it out. Anyway, have a wonderful stream, Goblin King Long Lemon! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=1h19m51s

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kedabosch
Thor, Mods, humans, aliens, goblins, ferrets, furries, and others. Thank you for being an amazing community. Today is the memorial service for my 17 year old son who passed away the Sunday before Thanksgiving. Indiecember couldn't have been created at a more opportune time. All you awesome beings have helped me through the darkest time in my 43 years. Keep passing kindness, you never know how much it can mean to a stranger. yarrLoveyarrPetyarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=1h45m36s

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SP_oo_K
Happy new years to you all out there, whenever your time zones allows you to get the new DLC of 2026 of Life, I heard some parts of the world have to pay as much as the demo for Heartbound to get it, compare to some parts of the world gets this DLC 4 free. I call this 777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777.777 Lets hope Thor didn't skip this just to not get caught in the time loop https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=3h8m37s

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v0lcan_
Hey Thor hope your new year is kicking off to a great start. Mine is going pretty good so far i'm actually Buying a house and closing on it tuesday at the age of 25. Any tips for a new home owner that no one tells you about? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=3h11m57s

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NatNotSoBrown
greetings lord Fart, its your least favourite Australian once again back with another fun fact about my great and terrifying country. have you heard of the Gimpy Gimpy Tree. its like poison ivy but the pain can last for months. gotta love plants with neurotoxins. a most happy solar revolution to you https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=3h17m6s

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GolemancersArt
I haven't interacted with the goblin community nearly as much as I should've before this phase of AoC. You guys are all wonderful and I've been having a great time with everyone. I wish you all a wonderful 2026. limesLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=3h19m32s

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Vinewood_OG
I heard that Disneyland is hiring more performers for an updated Star Wars attraction. I decided to apply even though I'm too tall for Luke. But they always hang up when I call and ask about the free Han jobs. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=3h24m44s

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AriMcBrown
Hey Thor, Did you know spiders, don't use muscles to move their legs, but instead they use hydraulics to move. They pump their blood through their legs to build up pressure and make their legs extend. This gives them great jumping power. Unfortunately this also means they get into trouble if the legs get punctured or damaged, they literally lose pressure. This is also the reason they curl up when they die. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=3h27m48s

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madbovine42
Hey Thor did you know that the price of a piece banana cream pie in Barbados averages 5 dollars, but in Cuba it is only 3 dollars and in the Bahamas it is 4 50. Just thought you would want to know about the Pie Rates of the Carribean https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=3h28m24s

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dbchappee
Good Morning, overlord of ferrets, consumer of eggs, and keeper of the forbidden glue. I must tell you about a new game that I have found does not reflect the gameplay. The game is called Don't Stop Girly Pop and yes that is the name of the game. Here comes the link  https://store.steampowered.com/app/2610650/Dont_Stop_Girlypop/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=3h53m29s

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invadersklud
Merry New Year Mr Kitten Softhair and chat goblins, I've taken to walking more for my health in this the year of our Scrunge 2025 and just AaAaaAhhhh skrrrahh, dap pap kada-paka-dakapa Skipidi-bap-dapa purra-pa-dap crunckle brak puu-duu-poudrrr-doom Skiya, @¡¿@@!°@@@@@@ du-ku-du-ku-boom doom prrrrffffttttt BAM! gradangle brongdang curchunka plam flompda squitchplow scrundge bungle crunch lurooflthumplamadonglebap furthump kqwftzvpdlrxmhgtnbj# AHHHHoooooooEEEoooooooeeeeeeeoooooooooo. thank you https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=4h30m23s

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RNich77
yarrCheer500 Its time for the stinky rap time loop yay yarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinky~~~~~ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=4h31m4s

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RNich77
yarrCheer500 Its time for the stinky rap time loop yay yarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinky~~~~ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=5h4m31s

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RNich77
yarrCheer500 Its time for the stinky rap time loop yay yarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinky~~~ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=5h5m31s

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onyxmacaw
Thor, as it is 2026 that means we have entered the second quarter of this century, as someone born in the last quarter of the last century this is really upsetting yarrRabid https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=5h6m46s

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A_Suspicious_Turnip
Good morning Thor, the process of getting my wrist put back together didn’t go as they originally planned but the process is complete. working on pain management at the moment. I just want to thank the guild and those who hang out with us for giving me the community support I have not felt in a video game in ages. it means a lot to me. Hope to be back on the game soon, till then keep on folding at home. Have a good day and stream. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=5h10m21s

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CajunTator
Mr. Maldavius Octavius Cassius Auralius Maximus Goblinus Esquire the 7th, newly elected mayor of Pickle Island. How do you respond to allegations that Brinebarrel's newly constructed glue factory secretly contains 7 secret flavors of gurkinite goblins who get sent to the gluelag when they misbehave or act out of line? Is this really the glue that holds the goblin army together? How many must succumb to this gluesome fate? What are you going to glue about this pickle you've gotten yourself into? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=5h14m55s

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Jersaw_
Hi Thor, I wanna share with you 4 words that are impossible to say together, even TTS will struggle with this one. Here goes: eye. lost. dug. aim. Also. Both chat and Thor smell. yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky yarrStinky https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=5h16m38s

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chunkymagician7
here is a thing. Little yellow spider laughing at the snow Well maybe that spider knows something that I don't know 'cause I'm god damned cold. Little white monkey staring at the sand Well maybe that monkey figured out something I couldn't understand, who knows. Well I came upon a dancing crab and I stopped To watch it shake, I said....dance with me just One more time before you hybernate and you come Out a crab cake. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=5h17m20s

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Tuckerbonage
Humans are just a silly straw they have two ends and a silly tube on the inside. Don't ask me how I know this I'm definitely not a lizard man. I'm going to go eat them avocad to plants see you later fellow human. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=5h24m48s

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Synn76
Good Morning and Happy New Year Thor! Some important birthdays for you know about in 2026. The Nintendo Wii will be 20, the GameCube will be 25, the N 64 will be 30, the Super Nintendo will be 35 and the N E S will be 41. You’re welcome and have a wonderful day! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=5h25m9s

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konthecouch
oh i have a game too. Imagine Deep Rock Galactic, but Goblins. No release date yet, but looks fun. link incoming https://store.steampowered.com/app/3864450/Goblin_Company/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=5h39m27s

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wykedmike
Do you mind if I point out that the discord announcement states Weekend Over! Holidays are over but the weekend is just beginning, and it also says Welcome to 2025, unless that whole thing about you being in a time loop is true, it is now 2026.......lol https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=6h15m48s

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Lilithean32
yarrCheer500 Its time for the stinky rap time loop yay Stinky Ass Stinky Ass Stinky Ass Stinky Ass Stinky Ass Stinky Ass Stinky Stinky Ass Stinky Ass Stinky Ass Stinky Ass Stinky Ass Stinky Ass Stinky Stinky Ass Stinky Ass Stinky Ass Stinky Ass Stinky Ass Stinky Ass Stinky ~~~ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=7h8m8s

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GloriousSplat
yarrCheer500 Thor, what if AI's entire intended purpose was so tech tycoons could appear to eat avocados with no ill effects? Just a thought. In other totally unrelated news, the Fracking Five needs you to eat an avocado, on stream, right now. It's no big deal. It's standard employment stuff. Like peeing in a cup. Except it's you. Eating an avocado. On stream. And oh, you have to stay visible on stream for 5 minutes after. Again, don't worry about it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=7h12m34s

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Haegemon
Have you seen the news of the upcoming SN Operator from Epilogue? It's an SNES cart reader, similar to the GB Operator. Pre-orders just started with units planned to ship in April. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=8h10m49s

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SparkyCitizen
Good evening Thor. Forgive me if you have already answered this. Are you going to have a high tail server day one, or will there be a wait? If so, approximately how long? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=8h33m25s

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rimaxolotl
Greetings Human Shaped "Business" suit. Tis I, your Arch-Nemesis Axolotl man. Whom Just like you, Am secretly 3 Ferrets in a flesh bag. Unlike you, its Axolotls not Ferrets. Anyway, Great News! You can now offically create axolotls in Increlotl! They technically do nothing right now, but you can create and name Axolotls, and its a very good day! Also accidently softlocked myself because an Axolotl ate my cursor, had to alt f4, funny might keep it in as a bit. Praise the Axomnissiah! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=9h18m40s

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Thaxorin
my thumb hit the enter without me finishing. OH hey thor, its thax. Anyways, about that recipe I have it if you want it. I may take a break from the game. I know I enjoy wow but my break has nothing to do with comparison of the two. There is just too many, as you call them, scuffs for me. Anyways, why do they call deliveries from cars shipments and ones from ships cargo? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=9h26m7s

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Thaxorin
Hey Thor, its Thax. I know I uninstalled it but wanted to those who are here to know that I did enjoy myself when I could get a good group going. people were friendly and enjoyed the community of building a settlement. Even if it is butt fudge away from doing professions with only starter mount. Now calm, thinking IF they actually polish and chisel this diamond I would come back. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=9h35m23s

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lordofthedice
The fact that people have taken to calling Brinebarrel BB messes with my old World of Warcraft brain, making me think they're talking about Booty Bay. It doesn't help that both are in tropical areas and filled with goblins. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=9h36m57s

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MrEpicDudeGuy
Hey Thor, 100 spider corpses guy back with a simple question. Why?... Why must you torment me this way? Why did you put up a buy order for spider corpses after hearing of my plight? They're already tanned i can't use those. Not only that but now the cookhouse also needs so many hunting crates... Do you have any idea the type of damage we are doing to the ecosystem by killing all these spiders? Who's going to keep it in check? The poisonous toads? That's not gonna end well, ask the aussies. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=9h37m41s

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TanukiTuber
Hey there Jdawg! Insects excretions like the formic acid from ant species have been used as replacements for things like lemon juice in regional fine dining. Places like the Numa restaurant pioneered a full ant menu. Scorpion venom seasoning meat might not be far off. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=9h47m38s

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mad_dogdk
10 weeks into a 800 cal diet and i am about 32 pounds down, even managed to not gain weight over Christmas and still enjoy the food with my family, now for the hard part. 2 more weeks of this and then having to change habbits and food choises https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=9h48m6s

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TheStonedDM
Hey Thor, I know you love twitch turbo, not sure if you were aware or not but you can now gift turbo to other people, much love to you and the mods and keep up the amazing work https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=10h8m55s

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arthour05
Thor, its not you who absorbs our gobliness, its the other way around. Every now and then, like a fungus, you release spores into chat. Youre patient zero in a goblin outbreak. Also, should I by Ashes? (sylvas here.) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=10h22m53s

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Karumac
I propose we meet the BB confusion halfway and call our headquarters Booty Barrel. That has no unfortunate implications right? I'm sure all the sailors will love to dock at the port of Booty Barrel. zoneGasm https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=10h41m32s

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vvva
hello mr Pickled soft hair. so your making all goblins go to brine barrel, okay now here me out. your just trying to pickle goblins to turn them in to pirates. Brine is salt water, you got a barrel and your filling it with goblins. yarrSus https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=10h41m51s

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ErikZViking
Hey Thor, BB is a really common acronym and it appears in all sorts of places. As such I believe that we should refer to the people of Brine Barrel Brine Barrel Clan, as that doesn't infinge on anyones copyrights and has no alternative meanings on the internet. Anyways, I was just playing a CBT for an indie game, indiecember was so rad, can't wait for indie summer! I know you and chat love a good indie CBT! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=10h42m15s

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Thaxorin
Oh Thor, the man with the golden an, to take it to stan by the van, then take it to fran who knows the plan. Oh, Its thax. Watching you play wants me to reinstall and do things differently. I think I was running around and doing everything backwards. oh well incoming subs. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=10h49m44s

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RumsyDarkstar
People in Ashes need to be more respectful of other peoples time. There is no quick 10 minute adventure. So many times ive been traveling to group with someone and they go Oh i have to leave in 20 minutes. Dont group if you dont have the time to group. Everything in Ashes takes hours to do https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=10h50m41s

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karrakaz
Hey Thor, not really into social sandboxes myself, but I enjoy watching you play AOC. Speaking of pickling, once the game comes out, do you think Brine Barrel will be a big dill? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=10h51m32s

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BlankZeroSixSixSix
greatings entity thor, it appeared you have managed to escape the 2025 time loop you were signed into, we apologyze for this inconvinience and would like to inform you we have successfuly copy pasted the previous time loop events into the 2026 one, if you encounter any more such bugs in the system feel free to inform us. regards, the fracking 5. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=11h20m5s

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Kalzul
Pirate searched for the thing while streaming late into the night. As he played Ashes of Creation, text to speech messages echoed through his headphones, distracting and guiding him at once. Viewers joked, suggested paths, and shared theories as Pirate explored. The thing was not just an item or quest reward, but understanding. Between combat, crafting, and chatter, he noticed patterns forming. The search taught patience, focus, and trust in curiosity. When Pirate finally found the thing, It... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=11h25m20s

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Jpsycho
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Johrael
The chatters of the channel hired to TTS after the other chatters had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked. This TTS has been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=11h31m6s

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seredown
UwU. My clothes are all in pawn Go down you blood red roses, go down And it's mighty draughty around Cape Horn Go down you blood red roses, go down Oh, you pinks and posies Go down you blood red roses, go down It's round Cape Horn we've got to go Chasing whales through ice and snow Oh my old mother she wrote to me My darling son come home from sea Oh it's one more pull and that will do For we're the bullies to kick her through https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=11h31m34s

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SP_oo_K
I hear you need a business to claim this TTS, lets hope you have one so you can take care of Beans, Thor and Khronons better, and no I didn't gift 50,000 bits, I'm now up to 1,200,000 bits for this train https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=11h33m42s

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GorkDeViti

sadly it is in my obligation to inform you of some terrible events.
Your chat is infested with goblins
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You are still stuck in a time loop
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Thaxorin
Hey Thor, Thax again. I wanna be in this TTS hype. Try to say this fast... I am not a pheasant plucker I am a pheasant pluckers son, I will sit here plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=11h35m35s

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Kitn112
Okay never done this before, let's see how this works. Maybe if I push this button? No that didn't do it. Okay Google, how do I use the tts? Hello? Google, are you there? Help me you rotten AI monster. Hello? Oh well guess I'll just go back to my lurking cave yarrBluh https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=11h38m33s

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ineednonam
hello, our father's hydration reminder here. can i ask you a question? fuck, i just did. May i ask 2? damn, would 3 questions be okay? surely 4 would be exaggerating, right? May i expect 5 to be a negative for another question? Would 6 be pushing for it, wouldn't it? that would make 7 questions preposterous, correct? you know how human lips and the anus are the same, right? could this mean that the human centipede is just a lot of people being forced to kiss in the wrong way? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=11h42m2s

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Krazmedic
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EnoDia___
hello Pirate Soft Hair, i hope you had a nice time loop. Did you get the Secret of Mana tshirt i sent? I really hope you dont have like 50 of them already but if you do feel free to re-gift it to the friend of your choice. Happy New Years yarrHype https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=11h44m7s

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ZutherDovahkiin
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, the bartender says "whats with the wheel?". The pirate replies "Arr. it's drivin me nuts", did you know that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=11h44m51s

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SP_oo_K
ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! someone pleas answer, I need help ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! Hello, I'm still here, do you hear me? ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! Beep ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! Boop ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! ᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺᴺ! Boink https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=11h46m2s

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shootme982

and Ligma was his name-o.
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Xirenec_
Have you ever thought about the fact that something evolving into a mimic only makes sense in a world where adventurers are common enough to be a reliable food source? Also I think I saw your TTS fall into a Gelatinous Cube https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=11h47m19s

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splitfire69
Thor this TTS isn't for you.. its for chat yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue yarrGlue https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=11h48m34s

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Armorlord
You find yourself in an empty corner of time loop. The room is furnished with only a stool and an old pot. Contents: Grue; wheel of cheese; Gelatinous Time Cube, and Fred. Exits: Up; West; Door; and [G]reg Health: 1/1; Stamina: Yes; Magic: Ferret-mancy 42. Prompt with blinking cursor: Please choose an action. Waiting... Waiting... Processing... Taking the cheese and entering Greg has activated Gregnancy. Congratulations. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=11h49m32s

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the_stickmaster
Remember chat, never feed your streamer Gregg's. Much like getting a gremlin wet after midnight and depriving chat glue and the mods bread, feeding your streamer Gregg's will cause your streamer to turn into a Zultralord. Your streamer will try to deny this, but everyone knows this is true and no one can prove otherwise! Sevens in chat boys and girls! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=11h59m27s

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SP_oo_K
Welcome to 2020, lest start over with the C19 things again, or no we are now in 2025 so we have now lost 5 years in a moment, or wait, it recently became 2026. So one more year passed by our eyes! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=12h4m56s

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ChoomWithABroom
when thor is flying im just staring at Thor, because I dont want to see the world from birds eye view KEKW it ruins the world mystique for me, just know im staring at you right now. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=12h12m40s

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Karumac
But they were all of them deceived, for another TTS was made: in the land of Vera, in the fires of Mount Anvil, the Trash Maid forged, in secret, a master TTS to control all others. And into this TTS, she poured her garbage, her trash, and her will to cause rampant inflation from Crate based Money Printers. kyaterCeckyaterToxic https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=12h18m10s

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arthour05
Hey Thor, I have a tech question for you and chat, if you wouldnt mind helping, if not please skip this message. I need to upgrade my GPU, its an Nvidia RTX Geforce 1650 up to a Geforce RTX 3060, but I wasnt sure what...flavour of 3060, like an MSI, Gigbyte or such....Not sure if theres any real difference? Gonna have to upgrade my power unit too, now I think of it... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=12h28m56s

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cojo8101
Hello ferret daddy. Commander of the power word 7. First time TTSer. Thanks to you I'm finally making moves to stream on a regular but im looking for advice. If I base my stream on sharpening my drawing skills do you think it would hurt when I eventually transition to go pro? Thank you for all you inspire the goblins to do. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2659909629?t=12h30m16s

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snair__
Chat has cursed snair__ with Music.

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denashi035
Oneshot took my #1 spot from Undertale because of the unique approach to the 4th wall, creating an emotional connection much more direct with the player than I’ve ever seen before. also anyone who wants a copy let me know over in the discord so I can friend you on steam ❤️ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2660821980?t=1h34m14s

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Tinyblocktim
Hello papa Thor. I reach level 36 today. My extended warranty has ran out on my knees, my back alwaysd hurts, and sleep is all but a myth to me. However I have been leveling up this entire time. And with my hair turning white I feel I will eventually turn into a wizard. No I just need to practice fireballs in orphanages. Oh and chat smells yarrStinky yarrStinky 69, 420 blazing, and that weird S symbol everyone knows from school, but doesnt know where it can from. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2660821980?t=2h1m16s

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PcTech53
Good morning Goblin Lord. At the end of the day, we need a holistic approach to try and combine our synergies. I know it"s some blue sky thinking and hoping you got the bandwidth to touch base.Just running this up the flagpole... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2660821980?t=2h12m50s

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Thaxorin
What up buddy Thor, Thor, bo bhor, Bo na na fanna fo fhor, fee fi mo mhor, Thor! Its Thax, Thax, bo bhax, bo na na fanna fo fhax, fee fi mo mhax, Thax! Just I thought I would say, I thought about it, I LOVE tanking and do enjoy that part. I may not be a pirate or go back to the island but you will always be my Captain. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2660821980?t=2h21m53s

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Hydrith
Hello Thor. How'd the retirement stream go? Question: do you feel that developers should you streamers as advertisers for games, whilst leaving their community unable to buy the game? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2660821980?t=2h22m37s

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Hydrith
How does Ashes of Creation rank against games that it tries to represent? I ask as someone considering buying the game. Is it worth playing for those who were active MMO players from a decade ago? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2660821980?t=2h43m12s

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Thaxorin
Tthor thor me mi thor... no not again.. arg. well its thax. I wanted to tell you that I think I am psychic now and tried to melt ice with my mind. Well, it took longer than expected, but it worked. I am going to do another TTS but it may not be mine next. Please be patient. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2660821980?t=3h9m17s

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Thaxorin
Thor, its thax. I wanted to say (would of took too much texting an may have cut off) I am enjoying AoC now cause I am sort of playing with a "theme park" attitude. I stay in areas where mobs wont kick my ass I have goals and levelling solo quite well. Oh, why did the tomato drink so many beers to get smashed? he wanted to kechup. I just made that up. honestly https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2660821980?t=3h18m56s

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Mitzunari
Sup social! gotta say with how off the beaten path brinebarrel is, finding the mount issue could have taken forever to be found if not till release yarrLULso thats a positive i guess yarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinky https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2660821980?t=4h28m7s

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ScyllaFren
Hi Thor. I have an interesting question: What happens if you not flagged, your pet to set defensive and a flagged player attacks you? Are you auto-flag up or not? Can it be used to bait summoners? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2660821980?t=4h49m2s

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Zupacna
you mentioned in AOC there is an attack that hits harder the more people it hits. So when you cluster, your group gets hit like a hammer. how would you feel if they also incorporated an attack that chained and hit harder the farther apart you are. so when you are separated expecting that first attack, it hits you with that theoretical attack and your group gets hit harder as a result. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2660821980?t=6h9m41s

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Song_T_Smith
Hi Thor and chat! Thor, the game felt good, but figure me this - since there are no metrics, there is no way to tell if someone is slacking off. Example: I am struggling to keep the tank alive as a cleric, while the other one is auto attack mobs, and when asked says they "have auto attack enabled while his spells are on cd" even though clerics have Deliverance which has no CD. I think that no metrics is bad for casual players who have no regular parties. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2660821980?t=7h28m26s

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theactualdanray
I have no interesting game related questions or input to offer - so instead I will strongly recommend my wife’s favorite: pickled beets and eggs, find a recipe, they’re mostly similar, the after a week, make yourself some incredible pickled deviled eggs. Bonus: add some pickling liquid to your filling in place of other acids. Ok thanks bye. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2660821980?t=9h38m32s

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Synn76
Good Day Thor, Duke of Wellington. I am in a bit of a quandary. I had plans to build a new machine after new years. With the banana pants prices of PC parts now, do you think it makes more sense to find a decent prebuilt before those prices start to sky rocket next? Also what’s Meatball bee up too? Thanks for the streams and thanks for being you. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2660821980?t=9h59m14s

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CleftnTwain
I love mules because I feel like I can interact with the caravan system and make money. Without mules I don't feel like I can do that system because I would just lose my caravan. Why would I ever use it if I can sell loot and glint instead of risking it on a caravan? I agree caravans should be worth using a lot more than mules. But as a solo player I'd also like to do it without needing a guild. Thoughts? Should they just get rid of mules entirely? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2660821980?t=10h5m47s

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Steveris
Hey Thor. I come bearing Lancer lore for you today. One of my favourite pieces of lore is that every game of Lancer is cannon because each one is a different simulation by the 5 Voices, or GalSim that exists in Mars. They're AI that can only think about what you tell them to, and endlessly run simulations for Union. They're also why Ra exists because he started existing in one simulation, so he existed in all simulations including reality. Enjoy. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2660821980?t=10h12m8s

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AclamSirrah
Hello Thor, I'm working on my Indie game and I'm considering multiple styles of combat, both action RPG style, Active Time Battle, and Turn based combat. Do you think this is too much for players to enjoy? I've also toyed with the idea of being able to disable them so you can play your way. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2660821980?t=11h23m20s

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the_stickmaster
Remember chat, if your streamer eats Gregg's, which they should not have eaten and turns into a Zultralord, make sure to give them water so they can turn back to Norman. Also, remember your streamer can't have Gregg's, despite what streamer says. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2660821980?t=11h45m45s

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chanman841
Chat has cursed chanman841 with Cooking.

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Vostell
Hello ThorBot as you are totally not ai I am sure you would have Zero interest in playing a game called Heart of the Machine a game where you play as a newborn Sentient artificial intelligence trying too make your way in life too grow and become more. Fun fact you have the dialogue option too murder almost all humans you talk too from the get go. Do I insert the link now? https://store.steampowered.com/app/2001070/Heart_of_the_Machine/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2661696463?t=2h4m54s

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Mitzunari
good morning! I bring to you today this anime recommendation! It's called Sentenced to Be a Hero as a spin on the heró's tale where the heroes are convicted criminals, goddesses are artificially created things and the monsters design is like mushroom infected mutated animals called fairies. sofar it only has 1 episode but it is an hour long. definitly a insane start for anime this year. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2661696463?t=3h14m37s

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watcher_of_bees
First time tts, long time lurker, hope all is good! Was wondering if you've played Death Stranding before? It's one of my top 5 games as someone who always does trading/transport in games... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2661696463?t=4h30m54s

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darth_godzilla
"We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial server of Lyneth. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire server and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects." https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2661696463?t=5h9m51s

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Teldae
Happy new year Chief Goblin! I'm a first-time solo game dev and am halfway done with my Game Design Document. I have some questions on the legalities like trademark and IP. Should I be concerned for my first game? Any free resources for legal advice? I'm based in South Africa. I have a full-time job, so this is a hobby project. Thanks in advance! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2661696463?t=5h17m58s

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CanikoBunny
I can't stop thinking about the crafting thing, and I think I have minigaming ideas for a few of the crafts. The idea being you can reduce craft time and material cost by playing the minigame and increase the craft a quality level by getting a perfect score. Things like a rhythm game for metalworking (I mentioned this and someone called it forge forge revolution) or keeping a drop spindle at a specific height for weaving would make the crafting system more interesting. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2661696463?t=5h19m4s

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Afaeyer
Your use of "Divisive Political Statement" to answer the call of the void made my day. just wanted to say that. Also, thank you for always being awesome and making cool stuff. I cannot wait for the Game Jam for my Birthday. yarr7 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2661696463?t=5h32m22s

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Tarmok_II
Played a bit of Noita for a change the other day. Had a fun fungal shift, that turned all smoke into lava. WAs fun as it tended to burn everything and make even more lava yarrChaos https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2661696463?t=7h10m2s

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Ticho5796

What are your thoughts on it and will you maybe play it? (I know its just a cinematic trailer and sadly no gameplay yet but it looks kinda interesting).

Brinebarrel for ruling Node!!

Link incoming:

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Goblin_Scout_7777
i want to have a party...not just any kind of party i want a cheese party, where everyone brings in a giant thing of cheese. we have it melted and have fresh baked bread and just smoother the bread in melted cheese, all the cheese https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2661696463?t=8h5m2s

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GilgameshJoker
So, I've been playing PvP games for decades. I noticed an odd feeling that creeps up when I play them competitively though. The way I would describe it is anger that turns into apathy? I first noticed this feeling with Overwatch 1 & recently with Rivals Of Aether 2. I nicknamed it the Tilt-A-Whirl. Overwatch made me the most toxic version of myself due to that feeling & I stopped playing it all together even though I was decent at it. What causes this feeling? How can people overcome it? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2661696463?t=8h15m7s

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Steel_Generation
Greetings Thor. I know you are a huge fan of Roy G Bivolo, but they actually didn't die. They decided to get out of the art theft business and started doing art commissions online. Eventually they became friends with a programmer, started making video games, and eventually started working at a Ferret rescue. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2661696463?t=8h43m25s

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Dhikar
Hello good sir, Happy new year! long question ahead, sorry in advance: Considering that the game is having some bad reception, that it looks like the devs are making some systems not very fun, that it will have a paid subscription and the map will be enormous, do you think it will have enough players to fill the map enough to not need fast travel? i fear that could kill the game really fast. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2661696463?t=8h48m57s

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SpareMelody
So I have a stupid story that I'll keep twitch safe. My twin sis caught my discord account a 2 day ban. For you see while I was baking Salted caramel chocolate chip cookies with walnuts when she stole my phone. She then sent stuff to our lesbian friend. We are 30. Discord thinks shes a kid. I will make fun of her forever over this. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2661696463?t=8h53m28s

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FrigidGrave
on today's episode of Thor's Let's Play series of Arche Age: Reborn from the Ashes. More bugs, more badly implemented core gameplay mechanics, and more new discoveries that are actually not new at all because they came from Arche Age... in other news, today is my birthday and it's great to know we both get to celebrate our birthday today. Happy birthday Thor! how will you be celebrating? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2661696463?t=8h54m11s

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VWagenJetta
Good day Thor and fellow goblins. I'm wondering if you, or anyone in chat, have played the Styx games (Of orcs and men, Master of Shadows, or Shards of Darkness). They're 3rd person stealth games about the most unashamedly greedy goblin you could imagine, loaded with humor and genuinly awesome. There's a new one coming out, Blades of Greed, and a 10 minute gameplay trailer was just dropped. I'm stoked to play it next month! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2661696463?t=8h54m38s

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bollekongen
Dear Mr PP Soft. You told a story once, where you showed Heartbound and the kids tried to touch the screen to play. I made a game, called Secret Bits, uploaded to Itch.io playable in the browser. I posted the uploaded game on Bluesky, your discord and even on Facebook. 80 people have played it and 150 have clicked on it, but here's the kicker. Some friends and colleagues hav said, "I've seen your game. Haven't tested it yet, because it didn't work on my phone". What do you even do at this point? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2661696463?t=8h58m5s

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alphanole_
Have you heard of Awesome Games Done Quick? Its a weeklong speedrunning marathon that benefits the prevent cancer foundation. Was curious if you knew or if you were looking forward to a run in particular. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2661696463?t=9h2m46s

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SpareMelody
I guess on the topic of joining the community, I saw the shorts for a while but didn't care for twitch. However during 3 months of recovery from a car crash I got super invested along with my twin Nashiyo. We watch daily and at night I vibe in ferret software for nighttime music, so thank you for continuing to stream through the good days and that time heimdall hit 1500+ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2661696463?t=11h44m43s

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TroyTech
Thor u r the Goblin King. a Goblin King accepts offerings no matter the value. this is y u r a trash can. its absolutely ok 2 throw inventory trash at a trash can n game right? yes it is. its canon now. told Winky cant wait 4 the Cooking by Thor closed beta test cooking beans thorough. winky is bringing his modded key tar to play with the funky 5. how feel 2 be n a time loop loop. time loops feels stuck is how it be 2. error detected n time loop activating nex loop. even google does 6 7 meme now https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2661696463?t=11h50m38s

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Mickket
Hey Thor, not sure if you saw the Hytale blog post from yesterday about world generation but, the terrain customization is done through the node editor. Reminds me of the Kismet system in the Unreal engine. Some of the custom biome examples they show look absolutely amazing. I know that world generation customization has been made easier through data packs in Minecraft but this blows it out of the water. https://hytale.com/news/2026/1/the-future-of-world-generation https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2662549267?t=1h17m53s

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Thaxorin
Good Morning Thor, It's Thaxorin. Your early morning cheerleader. Go Thor, if Thor can't do it no one can. Dang I am silly this morning. Well, hope you had a good sleep. I have a riddle for you Captain. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? a Barber Que https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2662549267?t=1h59m6s

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autobitfellow
Hi Thor, I'm making an ashes account, and thinking about what class to choose. I know very little of the game so far, but I usually like supporting others as much as I can in online games. I'm thinking Cleric as main class, with Bard subclass. Thoughts? Advice? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2662549267?t=3h55m28s

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Solvotrode
yesterday there we had this conversation about twitch showing sometimes an "ads in progress" screen. i've seen this one, but never in the browser, only when i watched through some third party app, like VLC. maybe thats a pattern? hope that helps anyways https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2662549267?t=4h2m34s

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rosslight

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shinybluedragon
Hey Pirate, love your content and all you do, but I got a bit of an issue and could use some advice. I started my hiatus from developing my game right before Thanksgiving because I overworked myself by working 16-hour days on my game, and ended up getting sick. For context, without telling you my complex life story, I have a very fragile immune system and have severe mental illnesses. So avoiding stress is crucial for someone like me. So the problem I am currently having is feeling deflated for https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2662549267?t=8h46m59s

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shinybluedragon
part 2 of my tts --I am currently having is feeling deflated for being in hiatus for so long, so the question is, is this a suck-it-up-buttercup situation or a wait-it-out some more situation? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2662549267?t=10h51m31s

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yokelabductee
hey Thor if I were to post a GDD to the discord of a game I aim to make this year what kind of protections do I have against someone else making the game, or should I embrace the chance to see someone else's interpretation, I'm hesitant to post the GDD, as it would be the first game I've ever made. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2662549267?t=10h53m35s

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Ticho5796
yarrcheer500 hello mister lister, it has come to my ear that the sogma of legma is megma, according to current ligma law smegma must be contained in legolas. may the soggy moist hair gods be with you! yes you heared right, you‘re in a timeloop. besides all, Jurassic Park released 33 years ago! feel the pain! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2662549267?t=11h10m9s

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Northern_Pyro
Hello again thor, the cold snap has lifted and now its a nice and balmy negative 10 fahrenheit or negative 23 celcius in Interior Alaska. My face no longer hurts walking out to my car, and the ice fog is gone meaning I can actually see where I'm driving https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2662549267?t=11h10m35s

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jaxus84

Jokes aside, Flus and Colds are really common at this time of year + are really devastating. Please make sure to take your vitamins and get your shots. This also goes for you chat. Waking up with blocked sinuses, noses and struggling to cough in order to be able to breath is not a fun time.``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2662549267?t=11h11m32s>
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atrustypotato
Oh Goblin Lord I have done it. I have acquired an instapot, and have begun my cooking journey. Thank you for the recommendation, I am very excited and hope to make my first meal today to break it in. Thanks again for being awesome! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2662549267?t=11h18m57s

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Paladin_Morose
on the topic global chat, removing global chat also brings about what in the arma community is known as "the radio effect" where you get individual stories forming in different parts of the map cus you generally don't know what's going on outside of your immediate surroundings Rimmy Downunder has an amazing video on it https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2662549267?t=11h23m48s

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MaggieLaughs
Thor! Did you know that Hotel California turns 50 in December of this year??? I don't feel old, my Mom feels old maggie22Teehee while she sings On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair. Warm smell of colitas, Rising up through the air. Now I'm singing it gluSing https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2662549267?t=11h28m56s

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PcTech53
As an introvert, i appreciate the vibe of your stream. It lets me be around people without being with people. Social interactions are a bit scruffy for me at times, but always enjoy my time here. all the best https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2662549267?t=11h32m37s

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Killl_Roy
I feel sorry for new viewers honestly. Without the YouTube backlog, they will never experience things like Centaur lungs, or how we made gunpowder and bombs from human waste, or me starting the rumor that Thor steals from orphans which he does, of the entire plot of Fight club, or Hemingway’s life and facts. Also Hemingway had a terribly abusive mother. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2662549267?t=11h35m35s

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ZutherDovahkiin
Hello Thorious maximus, i love the things you do for all of us everyday and each holiday for us introverted loners but, have you heard of the great game "Thor Bingo" or the 18+ "Shots by Thor", its godly and im having fun every stream now, for every topic you thor bring up, i either mark a square or drink a shot, im talking like eve, wow, blizzard, the ferrets, blockgame, hytale, 7, any ligma's, indie games, game jams, deviled eggs and the ultra rare mention of your spicy nudes. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2662549267?t=11h42m36s

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EvilNotion
I had this really weird dream last night. I can't recall all of it but, the last thing I remember, I was running for the door, I had to find the passage back to the place I was before. "Relax," said the night man, "we are programmed to receive, you can check out any time you like, but you can neh-ver leave" https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2662549267?t=11h44m49s

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Thaxorin
T H O R Spells Thor. T H A X O R I N spells Thaxorin. I love the TTS system so I can see your reactions, and its awesome like you. Oh, I just got a new tank for my fish the other day. Though it was a waste of time, they don't know how to drive it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2662549267?t=11h45m30s

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Thaxorin
Hey thor, its serious thaxorin. No puns, no jokes, no jovial jests, no playful banter, no goblin behavour. You always sound sincere when someone gives subs, whether it is 1 or 100. I think this is why you get so many TTS's that say they feel comfortable here as I do. You are doing a great job streaming and glad that day youtube put you in my algorithm with one of your shorts. I have no idea how much letters I have left but know you have so many that appreciate you. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2662549267?t=11h53m48s

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GolemancersArt
I am the one true goblin, for I only realized a couple days ago that my birthday was wednesday, which is the 7th! Also, to use the TTS as an announcement board, I've put up an interest form in the Befallen Forge text channel in the actual pirates discord for those interested in running a 40 man tomorrow or sunday! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=0h47m3s

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BlamoSound
Chat has cursed BlamoSound with Music.

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Karumac
Captain, have you been made aware that Brinebarrel cannot become a town and Shorefoot nor Squall's End cannot village with the current map state as confirmed by Roshen on the AoC Discord. Link to confirmation incoming: [#1458627882380165243 message](/guild/256164085366915072/channel/1458627882380165243/) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=1h20m24s

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ChiefMultiHat

The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."``` <https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=2h30m42s>
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NikoSpud
So as mentioned a few times now I am going the Leatherworking route in Ashes. This is already a grind as hunting is ass. Well I am now in a position where I can make skivvies for people and was looking how much resources they need. Turns out each pair of trousers is 14 wolf carcasses. I know I can't trust trousers unless the skin of 14 wolves went into them https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=2h32m12s

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vaseofthevoid
yarrCheer500 Hello mister Irradiated Chauffeur. The other day there was talk what kind of tank to give to a tank brain tank. Well, there is the American heavy tank M6A2E1, nicknamed the Mutant. A real tank brain tank. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=2h33m16s

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almondmilkmissile
42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. It is a reference from the older times. However, 42 divided by 7 is 6. Therefore 42 is the answer to 6 7. I will be answering 6 7 with 42. They will not understand but we will chat. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=2h37m51s

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Tarmok_II
Good Morning Mr. Thor. Great goblin king, longest of lemon, kittensoftware, have of large hair. Here is my personal highlight of the day so far. 1 and a half hours of snow shoveling our drive way and parking spots and being yelled at by my neighbour for doing it "too loud"... who by the nature of being out upstairs neighbour shares said dirveway and parking spots with us..... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=3h46m13s

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PaonenTV
hey thor been fun playing ashes after work been steam rolling crafters selling about 80-100 herbs from blue to purple quality been fun so far also im only lvl 11 and I have done very minimal killing things which means ive got around 1-2million xp so far from gathering herbs https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=4h39m43s

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cereal_choochoo
Gmornin Thor, Lord of the storm. the first week back at the train factory has come to and end, and oh boy. On monday, we had a big safety meeting reminding us about actually paying attention to our crane lifts to avoid injury. Not 4 hours later we had a guy have his hand crushed (not majorly, but enough) installing the shell cab for the engine. notably he mentioned he couldnt understand our plant manager during the meeting because of his thick accent and "needed a translator". wild old man shit https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=6h2m55s

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agowa338
Speaking of "Discord being a piece of shit all the time", have you heard it already? Discord wants to IPO? Aren't you excited about it getting even worse soon? All hail the "Shareholder Value" Kappa https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=6h48m17s

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sherpaorc
The other day Winky played a cool Early Access game I think you might like, described as similar to Satisfactory. Looked really cool to see the world burst into flames and watch it regrow. 4. 3. 2. 1. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1631270/StarRupture/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=7h10m9s

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rimaxolotl
Hello Almost Historically Accurate Thorium powered Ferret Mech suit. Tis I, your Arch-Axolotl man. I've made great strides in Increlotl, A game isn't complete without a fishing mini-game. So, I saw it in a dream of how to implement it, you need to have a dance battle with the fish and win to catch it, and then the fish will let itself be caught if you won. I've also implemented Traits for the Axolotls for ////// reasons. Concludes this months updated for Increlotl. Praise the Axomnissiah. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=7h43m39s

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a_bubonic_plague
Good morning Lord Thorington, hero of Hytale, Boomer of brimhaven, developer of dialup, agent of A, O, L, master of MySpace. Now for interesting information. In Antarctica, there is a waterfall nicknamed "falls" the water is run off from water trapped under Taylor glacier. The water runs red like blood because it is extremely iron-rich saltwater. When the water makes contact with the air it oxidizes and turns red. It looks amazing if you want to show it on stream. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=8h47m58s

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Thaxorin
Its morning Thor, even for me Thaxorin. I am glad you are feeling better. the weekend is coming up so there is that. I was thinking, in American you guys call it an Elevator. In Canada we call it a lift. I guess were were raised differently. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=10h1m16s

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PcTech53
Good morning Hope all is well and swell with you. Saw a game called Vital Shell that has a demo and its 5 USD on stream. Incoming http link https://store.steampowered.com/app/3741860/Vital_Shell/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=10h54m56s

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PaonenTV
hey pirate was catching up on the ubisoft getting hacked thing so more info kinda. Way of breach is speculated to come from a git hub leak. After gifting millions of store credits they went in banned all the devs that they could they spammed the lyrics to locked up by acon and I didnt do it that one shaggy song but lyrics as username banned. Also all devs were banned with message of voice chat behavior KEKW. WILD leak and chaos content creators are telling people to not even log in https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=10h57m14s

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AIR036
Did you know that FF tactics sales went so well that the devs are starting to consider future updates for the game? So far no further details have been revealed but the consideration is there. Link incoming in 3, 2, 1, https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/01/final-fantasy-tactics-ivalice-chronicles-dev-considering-future-game-updates https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=11h16m38s

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PanMeowgi
Good Morning Kitten Softhair, a bit of a rant about AoC from a player that kind of wanted to try to play more this phase. Sadly got burned when i seen what chore is the leveling to journeyman and then crafting my gear. Rarity system needs to go, or be tied to your progress, so the high your level the better rarity you get. I dislike that Anvil still has zero to none working quests. I like that the world is bigger, but it is empty in way of working content. Love how you provide content for people https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=11h17m59s

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Oasismoose
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor, as someone who wants to stream as a hobby, have you ever dealt with having no social motivation? Like, you want to stream, but you don't want to talk or interact. If so, how do you deal with that feeling? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=11h19m25s

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Zealith_Gamer
Hey thor, hey chat. I need some sympathy. I am ashamed of this and hope someone understands my plight. I am going to school to get a CS dagree. I started my second programming class this week. That's when it happened ... I'm now .... a java dev. My shame, it's un bearable. Please send 1s and 0s in hopes of me doing better in the future! *cries internally* https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=11h21m54s

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somewhat_eccentric
Hello Mr. Pirate Sir. It's friday afternoon, and boy, what a stressful week it was. And it didn't stop today. Just this morning the manager came down and demanded last minute changes to the codebase. I don't know if others could have done it, but I did it. I implemented them, all of it. And finished on time, too, with 15 minutes to spare. All that's left it to push it and then it's weekend. Phone off. Tequilla Sunrise, here I come. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=11h22m40s

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sneakyest
Hey Mr Kitten Softhair, today i shall provide you with a choice. You can provide bread to the mods, or, be cursed that everyday the buttons on your stream Deck will randomly change themselves around. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=11h28m46s

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Mitzunari
yarrCheer500 if the current Tax system would stay in as is in the final release of the game. people joining a year or even 2 years after release would be screwed ANYWHERE they would go. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=11h31m0s

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Workshop_Voturn
The dev's could use the Harbinger event to create a monster wave that wipes the cities that player can't defend. Make it interesting event for people/give us something to work towards https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=11h32m23s

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AvrithSATX
Morning Captain Thor of the Goblin Ship Pirate... wait, something's wrong there. Anyway, just wanted to give a heartfelt thank you. My mother has been in the hospital since before Christmas and your streams have been one of the few positive / fun points in my day since then. Keep being you! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=11h39m52s

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Killl_Roy
You know what’s weird? Ok that is too broad a lot of things are weird. Do you know a weird thing I found? Ok that is also too broad I have discovered many weird things. Do you know a weird Fanfiction I found? Ok that’s also… you know what’s it’s what if Jesus was born in Azeroth, there. It is a weird read. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=11h40m39s

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Icarus-Dawn
sorry if you already answered, i was trying to find out what you had meant about tanks having a lot of regen solo, i have only found 1 skill that gives hp back at all. what AM I missing https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=11h42m28s

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Thaxorin
Haigh agus maidin mhaith a Thor. Is é thaxorin atá ann arís. Ever have a day you think is going to be REALLY bad cause of a feeling but then it turns out to be the best day. Well, that just happened to me. So in return I am going to make a number between 20 and 22 people happy. You know what is coming. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=11h51m18s

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DexAMD
Yarr Matey. Just want to tell a quick story to chat. Sometimes, life will change. You think you know something and then more information changes what you know. My wife is 20 weeks pregnant, we took a blood test to find out the gender early, and it came back a boy. Yesterday we did an ultra sound, and wouldn't ya know, the Doctor saw a hamburger instead of a hotdog. The blood test was a shortcut that turned out to give wrong information. In life, be patient, don't rush. enjoy the small moments. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=11h51m50s

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DexAMD
Yarr Matey, after traveling the world i can tell you emphatically that the Earth is flat. Here is my proof. The Earth is 70% water and NONE of it is carbonated. Boom. Mic drop. Earth is flat. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665140053?t=11h52m36s