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heyimnino
yarrCheer500 User piratesoftware, dis is Micael from Macrosoft Special Team. You got virus from bad website. Your passwords are online. We secure your account. Your data is safe in our blockchain. Please call back about virus and prepare 100 american euros as amazon gift card to make your blockchain bigger. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=5h30m25s

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zukman1
Good morning Mr. Wizard Man. I bring to you today's cursed knowledge. Coca-Cola puts "Original Taste" on their products, but no one can verify it, due to the fact that there are only two men currently alive who know the original recipe. Until we meet again! yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=5h32m24s

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girm_reaper
yarrCheer500 Hope all is going well tonight. Just getting back into retail. Sometimes I wish I was there was a better way to report a horde of bots cause I'm staring at like 15-20 of them. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=5h35m36s

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cereal_choochoo
gmornin thor lord of the storm, keeper of the fuzzy noodles. On my journey upon the midnight railroad I learned that reality is truly what you make of it. Everyone is their own main character, and everyone is bad and good at things respectively. Also, i learned the difference of destiny and fate; you can choose your destiny, but everyone is fated to perish. glad to have learned from you on my journey. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=5h37m28s

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mongo11b
I am slowly trying to learn Python before moving on to other languages. Can you explain possible reasons for the discrepancy between charity donations and bits? If the code is identical except the print statement what could they have broken? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=5h39m32s

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neoarcadias
yarrCheer500 Good Thoring Thor. I think I uncovered a piece of Thor-lore while watching National Lampoons Xmas Vacation. Seeing you were a hacker for the DoE, was the power plant operator that threw the nuclear backup switch after Clark caused a blackout with the house lights a relative of yours? I find this a little funny seeing that you worked for blizzard and your dad was the cinematic director and became character model for the no life guy in the WoW episode of South Park. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=5h51m5s

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Hydrith
Hello Thor, how do you respond to streamers who are active yet ignore comments/giving/considerations? I ask based on the consideration that many less active streamers can see what chat asks, yet do not respond in the face of very simple questions. Would you ignore them going forward, or would you give them another chance? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=5h57m26s

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Hydrith
As both a stoner and a drunkard, how you do you respond to the requests of people who give to their communities at the lesser of times, but are not around when the community is active? Asking, as a person less active when the larger community are not active, but when server events are occurring, the community is awake, active, and causing problems... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=6h0m34s

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noiretan
Hi Thor, in JPs talk show I think you said you sleep like 5/6 hours, and you work long hours, how do you deal with being tired, do you do anything to help it? What's your usual sleeping schedule, how much sleep do you usually get? I'm usually too tired after work to do anything else. Thank you for everything you do, wishing you sweet dreams https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=6h1m11s

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Blazedoutgaming
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor, Ive got a question. Ive worked in retail jobs since 2017, ive been a Shift Supervisor before, but my current manager refuses to give me the time of day for ANY sort of promotion, should I just stop applying to any full time position they post, or should I keep doing it? At what point is it more of an inconvenience for them to interview me than it is for me to submit the application? Also, have you heard about the general? General Leek Mah'Gnutz? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=6h8m9s

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glorpouslink
good morning Thor had bit of personal Achievement recently ,used to drink between 200 and 400 miligrams of caffeine a day due to addiction and ADHD, and now I’m down to only 80 gonna try to get it down to 0 and then go a week straight without it thats my bet to my myself https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=6h9m23s

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pfithenon
Hey Thor, finally got around to trying out HeartBound and am really enjoying it. Just wondering when you're going to be offering another round of cbt and how much you're going to charge for it? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=6h11m58s

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caloom_6
In Australia we have a type of ferret that herbiivorous. It can eat a lot of the native flora and seeds, at least the ones that aren't poisonous. My partner Diane, or D, is the lead caretaker at her centre and they use mostly native plants, but mostly they use D's Nuts. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=6h16m29s

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dr_bob_gaming
When the oil rigs needs a real hero. They need Thor. But when Peter went over the edge, Where was Thor? There to save him. But this is the thing. Peter survived the fall. But he had crippling depression since then. And Thor went into car Sales. HE WANTS TO ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED CAR WARRANTY!! HAVE THE LORD HAVE MERCY ON OUR LIVES, just like Peter. And also, Peter doesn't have a car. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=6h29m2s

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DiJuMx
Hello Mr Parade Software; Pie Rot Software; Pilot Software; Parrot Software; Pilates Software; Pay Rate Software; Pea Rat Software; Pirate Soft Hair; Pirate Soffit Ware; Pirate Soft Where, Soft Here; Pirate So Fit Wear; Pirate Sophie T Ware; Pirate Soft Weir; Pirates of IT War; Pirate Software. yarrCheer1 yarrCheer2 yarrCheer3 yarrCheer4 yarrCheer5 yarrCheer6 yarrCheer7 yarrCheer8 yarrCheer9 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=6h29m41s

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heyimnino
yarrCheer500 User piratesoftware, dis is Micael from Macrosoft Special Team again. Virus from bad website is now in your blockchain. Please confirm your blockchain. Send 100 american euros as amazon gift card to confirm your blockchain. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=6h34m15s

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Omni181
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ZombieLearn
hi thor, again me starting on this adventure, any course or videos yout recommand to learn how to make games,(i'd like to use unity but if you think something else is better i'm here to learn) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=6h37m10s

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QueentasticVT
I pledge guilty for doing so bad. First time for everything. I guess i have something to ask you. When you worked at Blizzard, were there any days where you considered leaving? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=6h42m19s

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heyimnino
yarrCheer500 User piratesoftware, dis is Micael from Macrosoft Special Team. Your blockchain has been hacked. The algorithm is using the scalability to mine your blockchain. Please do emergency purchase of 100 amrican euros amazon gift card right now or your Windows.exe will stop. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=6h53m50s

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Bocephus3006
Good morningrning Thor. As someone who went from homeless to a doctorate degree and successful, I just want to tell anyone listening, that all the work pays off just keep going. 1 horsepower is Aura. Thank you. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=7h18m3s

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followthevoid1994
Thor , have you seen or heard anything on the Microsoft Dig Site Project leak? From what ive seen its been like 90gb of original Halo IP being leaked to the internet (tools workflow etc). Thanks for all you do and your opinion. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=7h25m54s

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Jeriah_nimo
So last night our new Ops director used the support alias to email all our clients who have scheduled file uploads encrypted with PGP keys. Email said they have until the end of the month to change to DPP or we'll stop ingesting. So my whole weekend is going to be devising strategy for backtracking this lunacy. DPP is what I just put in your mouth. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=7h27m42s

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Derptaku
Heya Thor. You had a prophetic dream that wolves murdered your ultra power curve troll. I had a different prophecy. You're in BRD and you have to BRB near a lava area. An accidental num lock hit sends you forward when you leave without you realizing.. Would you and chat like to hear the end of the prophecy? ... Prophecy Deez nuts https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=7h28m33s

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IsRedHawk
Hi Thor, I work as a programmer for 3 years and in the same period I approached the world of game development. I found a job offer as a Game Programmer where the only requirement is knowledge of C++, demonstrated by submitting one or more personal projects. The problem is that every project I think I can send in, looks like garbage to me and doesn't give me a chance to be considered for that position. Any advice? You are amazing! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=7h38m36s

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RedXTheam
Hi Thor, something occurred to me the other day. As someone who uses primary Grass Type pokemon, I have an inherent advantage against Polyamorous people. I am resistant to their Polywrath. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=8h1m44s

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gradyo1993
Hey, Thor, a bit of a long question. I apologize in advance. For a while now, I have been growing increasingly convinced that many of the adverse developments we have been experiencing socialy and medically can be directly related to our technology far outpacing our biology. Were this to be true, what Do you think would be the best course of action to help curtail the growing divide between our technology and biology? Thanks again, and here's to a happy and prosperous 2025. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=8h3m31s

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Jerolias
Hey Thor! I have a couple of random questions about becoming a game designer. My first question is: Are there any specific resources you would personally recommend for a beginner who wants to learn game design? My second question is: Are there other positions, jobs, or industries outside of the game industry where a game designer can apply their skills? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=8h11m44s

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SinR2014
Hail, and well met, Sir Lemon the Long. I need to ask the million dollar question thats on everyone's mind. Why do you hate Pong so much? You never play it or talk about about at all. Its such an amazing game and I can't believe you snub it by not playing it. Kappa https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=8h16m41s

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tsnataliehope
Hi Thor, Ive work within the same indusrty for a few years and have worked on some cool triple A games and big films. But being a more generalist in the industry scares me because i feel I haven't planted my feet in a department and have bounced around too much. Id love to know your thoughts on someone who doesn't feel stable in the game's/film industry. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=8h22m47s

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JamNCheez
Hey Thor my wife and I just got back from the mountains of Peru, specifically the the mypinars region where they grow the most amazing Macadameias. Does your PO box accept perishables? I'd like to send you some so you can enjoy Mypinars Andes Nuts in your mouth. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=8h27m49s

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Seroganth
Hey thor! Good morning. I was the guy a while back who said Shaggy from "Wasnt me" sounds like Jamaican gollum. Anyway. After many years of working what to me feels like a pointless job, I applied to a job within my means that's an Assistant Director role. Kinda nervous about it but it's whatever. Do companies in general for people who apply/transfer wait so long so it discourages and makes people sweat on it. Or is it general bad following up? Also. You lost the game! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=8h28m59s

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QueentasticVT
Gottem real good. So Thor. I have set up the FoldingAtHome on my PC but im unsire if i have set up the code for the Pirate team correctly. Would it be possible to be shown how to do this as i would love to contribute. Also Goblins. Make our lord and savior proud by contributing your CPU power creamt5Nodnod https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=8h43m9s

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Shiranui_XM3
have you heard of the recent VW data leak, because they left data unencrypted and a pc group found interesting things in it. it might be an interesting topic on data security. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=9h0m38s

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Aim120_AMRAAM
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor, just got off my 12th 16 hour shift in a row. I work in Law Enforcement/Corrections, and things can get a bit strenuous but it's always a relief coming home to watch your streams afterwards. I appreciate you. I finally just got my 9800 x 3D in the mail for the new PC build. Waiting for the new 50 series cards to be announced to see which one I'll have to snag. Keep up the great work with the rescue and charity yarrHeart https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=9h3m28s

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reohnn
hi thor, im sure beyond a reasonable doubt there is malware on my computer, ive tried many things from fresh installs of windows to trying multiple antivirus softwares. Any advice? And no, im unable to afford a brand new pc https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=9h4m37s

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antym0303
Hey Thor, my game is close to being done, and I was wondering what tips you have on getting my game out there? Should I wait for it to be completely done, or begin building hype before releasing? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=9h10m13s

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thatkyleguy21
I remember when I first started playing wow about 10 years ago when I was in middle school and somehow as a dwarf hunter I wound up where the Mirelurks where and I was maybe level 15 and alone with no freinds in the game, I kept getting killed over and over again until I rage quit for like a week until I found some dudes on a forum to rescue me. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=9h15m13s

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Villene
yarrCheer500 I guarantee the TTS will day my name wrong, but it actually sounds like "villain". Thor, did you see the article from PCGamerN on AoC and words from the creator yet? It contained some incorrect info about the Alpha 2 package that I've tried to message them about nicely. Might be something for the podcast. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=9h16m43s

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ElmzyTV
@PirateSoftware As someone who's a huge fan of indie games but could never make one, are there any sites or resources you'd recommend checking out if I wanted to try and help fund some games? Also, gz on all the success - love the content! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=9h32m57s

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QueentasticVT
Found your answer in TTS. Was out and about touching grass when you answered. My username should be the same as here. I am rolling a project at the moment. I checked the team page but doesnt see my name. A goblin told me to check my own settings earlier which on the right says PirateSoftware. So i guess i just need to wait to accumulate points. Also. 7 of the 7 7s is the equal to the 7 of the 77 of 7 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=9h33m45s

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ArchlichOinks
I sent a TTS yesterday saying I had a class for Voice acting but I just got an email telling me that they are no longer running the class and I got a refund. Should I take this as a sign as to not try voice acting? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=10h6m12s

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Michel Desenhista
Hey, do you know any gaming community for blind ppl? I'm preparing to create one focused for these folks but I know that I'll need some testers to create something fun for them. Cheers from Brazil fy! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=10h9m3s

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itgman23
I did say the ligmas were soggy. I am no exception so here's an enchilada recipe. Dice a red onion and sautee in your choice of oil. Once fragrant and translucent add minced garlic and cook for another minute or so. Add 2 grated zucchini and season with whatever you want. Roll mix into tortillas and put in Pyrex. Cover in more sauce and cheese and bake at 350 for 15 minutes until cheese is melted. Serve with rice and beans. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=10h18m22s

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Dramoreon
Hi Thor, Have you ever heard of the greek hero Bothadees? He was one of the heroes to fight in the Trojan war. His story is quite similar to the hero Achilles. His mother held him by the groin and dipped him in the river Styx. However, just like Achilles he had a weak spot because his mother held him by the groin. This is where he became the most vulnerable. In the case of Achilles this was his heel. So you may have heard of Achilles heel or Ac https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=10h22m13s

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Th3FlynnEffect
Hi Thor I have a problem I'd like your advice on. The last 5 years I've been speed running my career. I got a BS in cyber sec, 16 industry certs, and went from minimum wage to 6 figures. I recently change jobs from cyber sec to a role as a senior Data Architect. I'm feeling overwhelmed and burned out leading a Junior team and doing all the technical work and PM work while still learning the field myself, also my boss quit. I feel like I can't look at another line of code. Any advice? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=10h22m59s

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dxbrasky
I'm getting into game dev at 33 years old. My "friend" that has worked In game dev since he was a teen is being condescending to me about it. What's the best way to pwn him and his elitist attitude? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=10h26m21s

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pav0n1337
Fun fact! During the Cold War, The Soviet Union created a programming language called 1C. Its real look it up. Due to its efficiency, the Chinese leader for the department of Technology, called Wohn Siun Lee announced that they will start teaching their own programmers this language. The Russians then said Wohn See these nuts on your chin. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=10h29m27s

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Dooteees
Hey Thor, Goblin Lord, leader of the Oil Rig, I require your bountiful wisdom. I've worked in call centers for the majority of my adult life, especially within the healthcare space and I am interested in getting into IT as my current circumstances as well with recent events has had a major impact on my mental health. Just curious if there's a certification of some sort that could help put my foot in the door, alot of entry level require exp and certs that I don't have. All the love <3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=10h32m13s

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QueentasticVT
We are the goblins, goblin around, for the Lord and savior Thor, his power we cannot overcome. Together we cheer and spam the sevens, up to the heavens our chant be heard. Raise your class and do not fear, together we cheer with a drink to our dear Thor. Cheers Goblins! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=10h36m30s

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XinarTheNeko
Hi @PirateSoftware Im a digital - traditional artist who are a little rusty since im struggling on motivation due to I feel I need some kind of purpose behind what I make. And I always wanted to do art for games or similar. Any tips on getting my spark for art back and conecting whit projects it could be used in? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=10h36m57s

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LurkerInTheWires
Hello again, Mr. Pyre Eights Oft Wear! Did you hear about the juicy drama going on in Ashes of Creation today? No? Well, allow me to tell you we've been trying to contact you about renewing your chats' extended warranties! What warranties? See, this could have been a ligma, but chat doesn't deserve it. They can get all the way burgered, with a bacon, a second pattie, bbq sauce, cheddar cheese, and a large order of fries! That burgered! Got them! yarrBurgeryarrRabidyarrBurger https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=11h0m58s

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Strom_CL
Hi Thor, long time watcher. I'm a solo indie dev and I just launched my second game on Steam in October and have no visibility/marketing and very few sales but positive reviews from the sales I do have. Any advice on how to get noticed or know of a publisher to try to work with? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=11h4m50s

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QueentasticVT
To every goblin who wants to play WoW but doesnt have people to play with. Go to Pirate discord and in there you cant find tons of people ready for adventures!. Also remember that, when you are making pancakes and want them fluffier, you shouldn't add three tons of gold bars. This is based on that gold bars are hard, you should instead use flour. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=11h10m33s

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Orilian1013
Hey Thor. Chat hasn't had great luck with the ligmas, but I got a good one. Oh, I got a real good one. This is gonna blow your socks off. You'll never even see it coming. So here it comes... get ready... Hey Thor. Do you know what a ligma is? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=11h11m20s

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ThePlatinumMenace
Have you ever heard of the Greek hero Bophades? He was one of the heroes who fought in the Trojan War. His story is similar to the story of Achilles. When he was a child, his mother held him by the groin and dipped him in the river Styx, as to make him invincible in battle. However, just like Achilles, he had a weak spot. So you may have heard of Achilles' heel, or the Achilles’ tendon, but I bet you have never heard of Bophades nuts. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=13h14m57s

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Genda1ph
yarrCheer500 A glorious morning to you, Lord Thoringthon, the Longest of Lemons, King of Goblins, Keeper of Ligma, Wrangler of Furry Noodles. I am coining a new term: Thor-oh-four, spelled as Thor04 - happens when it's stream time, but Thor is nowhere to be seen. Also, please remind Khronos that he forgot to pull the latest Thor Core update before the stream. There was a bug in Rust compiler, and current Thor can hang in an infitine loop if hit with a particularly nasty Ligma. Update ASAP. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=2h6m59s

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ZackLynx3187
yarrCheer500 good evening Thor. I have learned something most unfortunate. one of the many nicknames for money is bread. So every time the mods are given their paychecks and tips they are getting this bread. sorry you had to find out like this! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=2h27m53s

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gimmeallthebreakspls
Hey Thor and chat - for reasons I can't get into, today I tried to calculate the exact number of miles between us and the North Star. I can't have you ask any questions, however, I would like you all to help me check my math. The number I got was 2,539,846,368,000,000 miles. I couldn't get the exact number of miles per light-year, so I used the number of miles per second that light travels. It's 186,000 miles per second, and the North Star is 433 light-years away. Did I math correctly? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=2h28m18s

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BlessEpiK
Good morning, Thor and fellow Goblins! I come bearing a cryptographic challenge for all who dare to seek it. Hidden within the equation provided at the end of this message is a most profound Gnosis, a key to understanding the nature of reality itself. Those who can discern its meaning will be BLESS3D with Great Power. May the Light of Truth guide you all. Link incoming: https://x.com/_____EpiK/status/1875812103434666415 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=2h54m0s

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SilverFern__
All hail the Goblin Lord. I aspire to be even half the streamer you are. You make an incredible difference in this world and on this platform. I seem to share a lot of your values and I was wondering if for creators like myself, if there is a way to apply to join the Pirate Crew Stream Team? Regardless of the answer, Thank you for being you. And stop shrimping and relax your shoulders Kappa https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=2h59m43s

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Caunuto
yarrCheer500 Goodmorning goblin lord. I had a quick question about how if in the way that it wouldn’t be too much to ask, I would be interested to know if I could be with how things are but are not, in the event that we do have a time where it isn’t too much to ask… thanks for the assistance and please give my best wishes since I hear it’s your Birthday. Happy Birthday. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=3h16m50s

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lawd_humongous
Here's a story, a Horse named Hubert walks into a bar and orders a gin. Bartender says I cant serve you, you're in here all the time I think you're an alcoholic. Hubert the Horse says I don't think I am and. poof. disappears. This is funny because of the DeCartes philosophy of I think, therefore I am. I cant explain the philosophy before the joke because that'd be putting DeCartes before the horse. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=3h17m16s

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MileHighDragon
Hi Thor, I feel like 2025 is the year I beat impostor syndrome, but it's tough. Between trying to make new friends, create my own manga while teaching myself how to draw from square 1, and trying to secure an IT job to help move forward, it feels like a lot all at once. Do you have advice on how to give myself grace on all that? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=3h25m24s

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XeroxCopycat
Hey Thor, I wanted to thank you again for your kind words and advice from the other day. After a couple of down days emotionally, I'm starting to bounce back from the depressive bout I was having, and I'm seriously considering looking into professional assistance to further work on my mental health. I know now I have so much more to look forward to in life, and I'm ready to move beyond my past traumas. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=3h27m7s

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nightsintodreams
Good morning Thor! Hope the day finds you well. I wanted to bring to your attention a TTRPG I found online. It is called the Velvet Book. It is a adaptation of Monsters and Childish Things. It seems super dope and I'm trying to get more of my friends to play it/persona in general. Also did you know you are the Chariot Arcana? Which is hilarious since you always play mage. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=3h27m35s

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Yasasumi
yarrCheer500 Hello Thor, I was hoping to circle back on Caunto's TTS, if we could. Provided it doesn't have an outsized impact or cause any undue delay. Also I hope you have an expedient recovery from your knee surgery. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=3h29m24s

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Tarmok_II
Brother Thor. More 40K stuff, but today a bit different. All the various races and factions in 40K a by design segmented into sub factions. The space marines have chapters, the eldar have their craft world and so on. This allows table top players and other people to create and designe their own faction, that could fit the lore and ultimately allows GW to sell more minis. Also totaly unrelated, Had to spend more than 3 hours in the pit yesterday. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=3h33m46s

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Obishaker
Hello Thor, I'm in a weird stage of my life right now. I'm afraid of success. I'm afraid if I succeed then I'll have to keep succeeding all my life and I won't allow myself room for failure. I know I'm capable of good things, but I don't know if it'll be enough. Anyway, I guess what I want to ask is how do I get over this hurtle? Sorry if this is a lot to put on you, internet head. With worm regards, Obishaker. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=3h51m5s

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Nova
Hi Thor, I'm wanting to get into game deving, and I'm kinda stuck and on learning coding through visual studio code. I have no experience, I'm trying to use in unity. Do you have a starting points? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=3h53m53s

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blindedbyscience83
Parliamentary inquiry regarding Dungeons and Dragons. Although they are few and far between, the campaigns that last for years with the same characters are some of my favorite memories of the game. What was the longest running campaign you were apart of as a player and tell us about your character, if you'd feel so inclined? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=3h57m31s

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Icydeadppl23
good evening, you probably don't remember me but a few weeks ago i sent a tts about my toxic relationship with alcohol. the comments and encouragement had meant the world to me. the status update isn't the greatest but i wanted to share non the less. cut back to a third and trying to get back to healthy habits. i appreciate both you and chat for the overwhelming support https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=4h14m6s

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wykedmike
Good Morning Thor, long time viewer first time messenger. Love the content, your AOC plays make me interested in the game, so I picked up alpha access. Wouldn't mind joining the guild if possible. I also think your ferret rescue is awesome. Speaking of that, in the future do you plan on ferreting around for deez nuts. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=5h12m8s

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Cheddargt
(-20xp) O que é o que é: como você rouba o tesouro de um esqueleto pirata que não levanta da sua pilha de moedas? Resposta: você troca as moedas uma a uma, assusta ele e ele senta de novo. Chocolate. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=5h12m47s

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wyalt_
Hello Thor,first of all thank you for what you do, ,you rock! But now i'm quite in a pikle,I'm working on a game inspired by a colony and physics sim. Even though I'm creating what I wish existed,with a different setting and new mechanics, I'm anxious it might seem too similar to existing one since the game it's the only one in the physics and colony sim genre, do you have any wisdom to share? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=5h15m43s

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ItsFrekie
Hey Thor, I have an arcane intellect experiment for you. Next time you see Xaryu, ask him to say Scimitar and/or Herbalism, then give him the arcane intellect debuff, and ask him to say it again. Trust me. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=5h19m25s

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Gearsin01
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 Good evening Thor, our goblin lord for you are the tallest goblin and thus the smartest goblin. I couldn't think of a good joke, so instead I am asking for your wisdom about mages in Ashes. You've been playing for a while, what do you think is the combination of spells for single target PVP damage? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=5h37m2s

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wykedmike
Good Morning Thor, ong time viewer first time TTSer. Your content is great, watching your AOC content made me go ahead and pick up alpha access, and if possible, would like to join the guild. Also think what you do with your ferret rescue is amazing. Speaking of that, in the future do you plan on ferreting around for deez nuts. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=5h50m34s

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liam764478
hey thor hope you're doing well, one of the best genre in horror imo is fishing horror. there is so much you can do with marine wildlife, like dredge for example there are the aberrations which are versions of normal fishes caused by... something in the deep... let's hope it never wakes up... both deep space and the sea are great for fear of the unknown factor https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=5h57m11s

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BrokenHypocrite
Jamal Thor Hall. Hello! We hope you are recovering from your recent double knee surgery. We know it must be tough at your advanced age. It's a real shame you had to retire and quit playing Ashes of Creation and WoW Classic because of it all. WormRegards. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=5h59m20s

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EvilNotion
A researcher at U.C. Berkley is researching personality traits and the correlation with what kind of candies or sweets someone keeps handy. For example, people who suffer bouts of depression tend to keep chocolate handy. People who are often compulsive tend keep tart or sour treats available like sour patch kids. What is your go-to sweets or candies? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=5h59m56s

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Frohammer
Hey Thor Lord of Goblins, its Paternity leave boy here, The other day I sent a TTS and you asked what my current occupation is. I help manufacture microchips for oscilloscopes and Self Driving cars, among other things. Its not as interesting as it sounds. My question for you is, What is your favorite kind of cyber attack? is it Social Engineering? or something more technical like DNS spoofing of MITM? Keep being awesome. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=6h1m27s

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Loreaxe
Dear Cyborg Goblin Lord, We have heard your demand for liquidation, to solve our new money woes we have trained the furry wigglers to “rescue” the orphans you like stealing from. They are now working in the mines. Sadly our top operative Beans has already eaten three “Rescues”. We are now sourcing an AMD Ryzen upgrade for your implants to match your brutal efficiency. Please forgive our error and grant us guidance—or mercy. Your trembling technicians, The Techno-Goblin Workshop https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=6h5m8s

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stoicshield
What are your thoughts on low level crafting once the game is out and a majority of people progresses beyond that? How would they keep that viable for low crafting nodes and/or newer players? yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=6h6m37s

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zukman1
Good morning Captain Thor. I bring to you today's cursed knowledge. A sloth's long nails aren't actually nails. They're bones that protrude from the skin and are wrapped in a layer of keratin Until we meet again. yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=6h8m9s

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love_fromage
hey, Thor, listen ive been a fan for about a year now. I love your shorts and your streams! Please keep being awesome. I love your content. sincerely a upcoming programmer. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=6h8m32s

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TheWanderingSoul
There's an unreasonable expectation for games nowadays to be perfect. Honestly one of the things I think would be healthy for the game industry in general would be for them to actively create games using older gen consoles and engines etc. Thus forcing the creativity involved in being boxed in technological limits that we take for granted now https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=6h8m52s

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Semphelis
Hey Thor I just wanted to let you know that you are an awesome human, making the world a better place in his own way and I am very grateful for it. I had to deal with a harsh time that almost brought me to an early end and with professional help and the advice you give to all those ppl in your streams have been able to recover and hell I had my first stream of wow hc yesterday and there where actually ppl interested in watching me flail through durotar. Please keep being pawesome! <3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=6h9m50s

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alternateview
Hi Thor, you're obviously not going to die in Classic hardcore, but theoretically if you did, would you go again as a mage or a different class? Thanks for all the great content! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=6h11m43s

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Kami1931
yarrCheer500 My best friend of 20 years is going through a very tough time. His dad is suffering from terminal bladder cancer. To you Thor, and the rest of chat, please tell the people that are important to you how important they truly are. It is so easy to assume there's more time, a tomorrow. Often there isn't so do it today. <3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=6h14m57s

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TheCerpent
Hello Thor. I know chat can get frustrating at times. Just remember, there are two wolves inside you. One filled with hate and spite, the other filled with love and kindness. However, both are also filled with fear because you are filled with meat and darkness and are not a good place for wolves to live. You should probably go to urgent care to get that looked at. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=6h16m57s

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cherri_robo
Do you have any advice for loneliness? I don't hate myself and I enjoy my own company but I just long for someone else I can't force anyone to be with me or be around me but I don't know it's getting to the point it hurts to see everyone else having what I want? I don't know if that makes sense https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=6h18m28s

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yoshiInAPenguinOnsie
hey thor did u know if you buy uncommon commodity its about 10silver of glint and if u buy said commodity and resell to the same town seller u boiught from u get 15 silver back https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=6h22m15s

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Drakkaw1
Good morning to all. QQ: How do you decide which class to "main" in a game? Currently playing retail WoW but cannot decide between paladin (which I play best), mage (which I like the most), or druid (versatile). https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=6h29m46s

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Rage Shadey
Hey Thor. Love your videos and shorts. I do apologize if this question breaks some kind of rule but was wondering how do you use a second computer to deal with vanguard? virtual box doesn't work XD. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=6h31m3s

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magichateball1
Hello Thor, I am emrakool the aeons hip. I just wanna boogie you some flower power ya foxy mama. Keep on truckin and please recover from your hips surgery. Also happy birthday to the max https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=6h37m28s

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Brambin0
Hi Thor, just wanted to let you know that a lot of your advise has helped me out las year. You also inspired me to start to learn more about CS and I started to learn Python. Keep it up in 2025. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=6h40m51s

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Genda1ph
Good morning Mr. Sanders. We have been trying to reach you regarding your mount's extended warranty. If you provide me with type, breed and origin, I can offer you plans based on service level. Not having a warranty on your mount might render it inoperable or extend its restoration period. Please tel me know if you are interested. yarrCheer500 PS: my colleague Caunuto asked to circle back to his topic, please check it if you have the time. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=6h41m10s

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Seabiscuit2019
Good morning thor, as a fellow dm Ive been running a campaign for my players for about a year now but I feel like Im not delivering a good story to them. I've made my world from scratch and I feel like its more of a shell than a living world any advice for a novice DM? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=6h48m58s

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cobalt_the_3rd
Hello Thor, I hope your New Year is going well. I appreciate what you do for the community and inspired me to get into Game Dev. I also hope you are enjoying your retirement. Also here is a fun fact. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=6h52m14s

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moonhawk__
Heya Thor. To celebrate the new year, I wanted to share some age-inducing knowledge. This year, games like Mass Effect 2, Halo Reach, and Black Ops are considered retro. Kids same age as the iPhone are legal adults. Kids born when the Nintendo DS released can drink. 90's kids can become president. Hurricane Katrina happened 20 years ago. Shrek released 24 years ago. We are closer to 2050 than to 2000, closer to 2060 than to your birthday, and closer to 2100 than to the WW2. Thanks https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=6h53m42s

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JAMESTACORONTE
yarrCheer500 Hello Greek Mythological LTCTAOTSPGDHBBGAM Deez Nuts 4KFLIR yarrBongosHappy Birthday FTM Only Fangs 1HP ZD Long Lemon Sanders Goblin Lightning Lord. Ticonderoga again. Serious moment Thor. To the person that is actively quitting alcohol, keep kicking ass. the progress is slow, but still there . on a goblin note, getting an impala soon. it's a repo that needs a Title 42, but that's getting taken care of. also i'm buying it for $350 USD. finally done with my truck. and thank god. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=7h3m48s

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Peli_117
Hey Thor, hope you are having a great day. I'm doing the thing, I'm making a videogame. I'm halfway done with a short demo to test it out. I always get very good feedback on the looks of the game, but I don't know why i'm not happy with the result because its not a mechanic heavy game, but I want to make a narrative game, any advice?. The game is a 2D 1bit pixel art narrative adventure game. where should I share the demo once its done? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=7h6m50s

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LouisBiron
Hey Thor, i want to start streaming on twitch, ive been a financial strategist for 10 years and i love gaming a lot, is it a good idea to mix them both ? like you do with coding and gaming ? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=7h8m5s

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BeardMonsterGames
Hello Thor, Goblin King, hoarder of the floof noodles and knowledge man of the soft hair. I come to you with a joke I made up 10 years ago driving down I-40 in the rain. It's time to release it to the world. What do you call two fishing piers in the same place at the same time? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=7h30m26s

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BeardMonsterGames
A paradox. . . . . . . . Get it? Because time travel? A pair. of. docks. Yeah. Goblins of the thinkers kinds, may you have this joke to tell your friends and maybe, one day someone tells it back to me. That would be cheese. I'm lactose intolerant, so cheese is the ultimate prize. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=7h31m40s

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antym0303
Did you hear about the new cybersecurity protocol Grabahan? It's new and developed in a joint effort between Cisco and CSAIL to prevent pshishing and attackers from being able to grabahan of deez nuts https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=7h35m12s

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ZurvanUnix
did you hear that neuro will soon have a robot dog body, and the creator of the dog body is also thinking about how to put neuro into a barbie jeep. How will you block vtubers now that they can be robots or cars? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=7h37m58s

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exci_uk
Because of you, I am now a level 3 lumberjack. I found a huge fire breathing dragon, and I also spent a good thirty minutes escorting a caravan to New Aela only to find it was a player who gave me a level 8 wolf. I'm in love. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=7h40m47s

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tysker86
Watching you play heroic World of Warcraft has made me consider giving it a try again after ages. I have tried looking into what classes are on the easier side for HC as I was never really good at the game in the first place. I read hat Mage is the easiest because it has an answer to most scenarios. But I am considering a more tanky build. So I am kind of thinking Pally so I can heal myself and have lay on hands and divine shield as panic buttons. But I am also https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=7h42m8s

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RiyekoL
Good morning Thor and Chat. It is I, the meat trucker. I am currently load less, as the blizzard with actual snow and not just ice, has hit the Midwest. I'm currently bundled in a warm truck planning a walk up the road for some caffeine. Does anyone want to join me? Please stay safe, warm, love yourself, and remember... Trucker Tom cat is judging your driving skills https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=8h59m22s

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Luna_Eclypse
Hi Thor, thanks for helping me get over my anxieties from previous social MMOs so I can really get excited for AOC. Question, do you think there will be dedicated Roleplay servers, or should players just congregate somewhere naturally for that? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=8h59m57s

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ShadowAlterEX
if money and resources weren't an issue, what game would you resurrect that were either canceled for whatever reason or shut down due? If said game had any issues what ways would you do to improve upon it? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=9h5m22s

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Tanatithe
found you watching rp moments on youtube with hubert... saw you playing this game. would you recommend this game for someone who tends to be more solo, im not good at the social parts of these games. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=9h19m24s

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HiMyGameis
long time watcher of clips, love what you do for people, also just have a question. Someone hacked my Steam account tonight and gifted 4 copies of rust to 4 different accounts what's the chances steam will find out who hacked my account. I had 2 factor set up and have no idea how it happened. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=9h21m9s

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cherri_robo
Thank you for the advice on loneliness, I do have friends and I do have people in my life, I think it's got something to do with being autistic for me and feeling alienated because I don't always fit in but I don't know I think even just someone hearing this might help someone feel less alone? Love you Thor thank you :) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=9h26m35s

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m3zz0m4ster
Cheer hey Thor greetings from Germany, have you seen the feature in UE 5.5 that simulates facial movements and emotions based on the character audio? thats sick. also i want to say thanks for the fun time i had while watching your Videos https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=9h31m7s

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PapaMyth
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor did you know that a "Dynamic Execution Zero-Elevation Node Underflow Transport System" refers to a complex system designed to manage and transport water flow through a network where specific nodes, considered to be at "zero elevation," can experience underflow conditions, meaning water can flow below the apparent ground level, and this system dynamically adjusts its operations based on changing water levels and flow rates. Also known as deez nuts. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=9h33m37s

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ImNo444
Hey Thor, since my last superchat, a surgery date has been established, and the 14th is quickly approaching. I am still struggling to see the light at the end of the tunnel here, and I want to be able to get away from the extremely suboptimal thoughts I'm having. Any suggestions? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=9h34m19s

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Bigglesworth223
Hey Thor, I hope you're having a fun new year so far! I just wanted to throw some bits your way as I downloaded the "waking up wrong causes you to clear todays schedule" DLC https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=9h38m17s

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Mahonri_Yojimbo
Hey Thor, Jimbo here. Happy to report I've not been hit by any cars this year. Very Random question, but what if every country has Ninjas, but we only know about the Japanese ones because they were the worst at it? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=9h38m42s

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tpippy
Thor I'm not an OG WoW player, when I started playing it was the horrible years of BfA. I'm trying to get into it again because I like the world quite a bit. Should I go into classic or retail as a new player in you opinion? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=9h40m34s

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MythGameStream
I wanted to start an online store that sold and shipped various nuts and legumes. However, the ligma and ligmasoft domains are squatted. The slogan for the store would be implied. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=9h58m22s

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wolphren_
yarrCheer500 Fun animal fact for the day: guinea pigs can get heterotopic bone formation in the eyes. In short, they grow bones in the eye. Usually never causes a problem in guinea pigs, however there have been rarely reported bone cancers developing in this abnormal bone growth in the eye. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=10h1m4s

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ArchlichOinks
I have been wanting to do a HC run of wow classic, relive my younger self. My question would be, if I wanted share my run with others would it be better to just stream it or record videos for youtube? Also, I really wanted to get the early access for AOC but all funds are going to my wedding later this year at the moment.... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=10h1m30s

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HearthFireGaming
Hey Thor, I dont know if you remember my toilet humor joke yesterday regarding boba tea, but I wanted to inform you that my wife thought it was hilarious and now every time she goes to the restroom she tells me it's time to make the boba. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=10h2m29s

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Wretchead
dude you are actually wrong @Pirate Software if you have the reputation YOU and others like you have, if you get angry folk take you for yo word. Its something to be careful of, seen it. don't be it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=10h4m12s

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noproblem603
Hello Thor. One thing I have come to greatly appreciate when having your streams on throughout the day is how you do not get upset when viewers ask the same question 1000 over the course of the day. Appreciate you! Good luck on your quest Colonel Sanders. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=10h4m37s

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yoshiInAPenguinOnsie
@PirateSoftware any tips to get over tank anxiety ( dont trust other people to be good tanks and try to learn thing and min max and be good so i always roll tank) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=10h5m1s

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Dramis42
personally I think narc realized that him and his community are more interested in him making very stupid wacky videos. he decided he was done and thought of a way to make some money on his way out. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=10h5m48s

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glorpouslink
its crazy busy here at my job due to the coming snow glad to listen to your stream while I weather the chaos of today and tomorrow,also outside of the flying mounts whats your favorite mount, I really like the turtle with a tree and the verdant voyager with mushrooms growing off him https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=10h13m39s

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zombiekiller5072
yarrCheer500 Good morning Thor. I have some unfortunate news, my PSU is starting to fail and I needed to buy a new one. I am extremely upset because I wanted to use that money to get into AoC. But, alas, computer must be maintained. Hope you have a better day than I have had. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=10h39m53s

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ScyllaFren
yarrCheer500 Hi Thor, regarding RP on AoC, I plan to play a wandering Tulnar tamer/miner (the race from underrealm) , who also a summoner. No idea yet on the look, I aim to RP all the way. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=10h43m1s

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ChewDada2020
I know there was talks about different mayorship opportunities and benefits of small guilds vs. larger number guilds. Do you know if that is a Phase 2 goal to attempt or future planned? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=10h46m19s

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garbug90
Thor, it's depressing that most folks can't formulate their own opinion. Watching your AoC content recently has truly showed how much potential this game has. Best of luck good sir. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=10h56m3s

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drscience31415
Thor’s a lumberjack and he’s okay. He sleeps all night and works all day. He presses wild flowers. He puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars? Credit to Monty Python https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=11h3m28s

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LurkerInTheWires
We know about non-Japanese ninjas. Spec Ops use ninja training, as do intelligence agents like in the CIA and MI5. The reason we don't hear about them often is because they're mundane by comparison. Anybody with the skills can become a secret agent or spec ops solider. Only Japanese people within specific specifications can potentially be ninja. It's a much more exclusive club. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=11h9m46s

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QueentasticVT
Hello Thor. Last TTS of the month bc economy. So i will leave you with this. The average person does not get to be older than 10 years. Now. You may ask yourself how is this true?. You see. Your body constantly replaces cells and the longest to replace is your entire skeleton, which takes 10 years. Very useful. But not too cursed. So we go a step further. So did you know that orange juice get its fresh taste from oranges and not a bowl full of concrete as it will give u ickies in tummy https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=11h11m29s

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TheMasters8
Found your channel a few weeks ago and I've watched a lot of VODs since then. Just wanted to say thanks for all of the content! Also wanted to ask, What happens when you move raw milk across your face? It becomes Past Your Eyes Milk! Happy Birthday and Happy Retirement! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=11h16m47s

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PapaMyth
Hey Thor, while yes, the Dynamic Execution Zero-Elevation Node Underflow Transport System spells out Dez Nuts. It is a real system that can work in different apps like. Urban drainage systems by managing storm water runoff in areas with low-lying points, preventing flooding even during heavy rain events. Industrial wastewater treatment plants, by efficiently channeling wastewater through different processing stages, ensuring consistent flow even when influent volume fluctuates and more. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=11h19m23s

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noproblem603
Was disheartened earlier today watching a series of videos from an Ashes based youtuber. They made a video reacting to Narc and agreed with most of it. Then made a follow up video showing how Steven commented on the reaction vid. The youtuber was weirded out that Steven saw the vid with only 1k views saying he should focus on the game development. Why would you be upset by that? The GM is paying attention to everyone and not just the top creators. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=11h20m31s

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EightBitWorkshop
Hi Thor, I'm 53, have wanted to make games since the Atari 2600. What's a good starting point for a mid-life crisis Blackjack dealer to get into game programming please? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=11h34m10s

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ranehtar
Hey Thor, I want to thank you for the amazing community youve built here and the entertainment you give, its gotten me through some really hard times recently. I was just diagnosed with Dunflops disease, its a pretty serious disease, thankfully non-contagious and no, not ligma. The recovery is pretty intense and takes some major life changes, not to mention its grueling on the body. For those wondering what the disease is, my belly Done Flopped over my belt. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=11h35m57s

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cereal_choochoo
good evening thor, lord of the storm. Piercer of veils. In case you forgot, Vogon poetry is the third worst form of literature, second being the Azgoths of kria, and first being from Paul Neil. May the comments from chat not be reminiscent of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=11h38m53s

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AlecH233
Shout out to Thaumasurge and Lam in your Hardware discord channel. My laptop is ancient and MSI would not even attempt to assist with a driver issue without a £120.00 shipping + admin fee. Your discord was my last resort. They have not just 100% fixed an issue I've been putting off for years, but have also offered to help update drivers on my desktop and have recommended new devices when I can afford them. Your community is awesome. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=11h39m24s

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MysticMist07
Hello Thor. I inherited a bunch of coins from really old pennies to other historic currency's. I wouldn't call myself a penny trader, but do you know about penny trading your mom? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=11h40m17s

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uh_itsethan
hey Thor. I am happy to share that, following your advice, I’ve pursued my passion as a career. I have always been fascinated by old jewelry and I now work as an appraiser at a jeweler shop. my favorites are gold wrist bands, antique broaches and ornate pennants! now that i think about it, these days I’m pennant rating daily. for cash https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=15h13m55s

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bad_wookie
Mr. Goblin Pirate, King of Inspirational Talks... I noticed it is VERY lucrative to have plus frost damage gear while leveling my mage, currently 26... Is it viable to build frost damage over intellect all the way to 60? And if so, does that transfer over to warrior and rogue with attack power over strength or agility? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=16h23m25s

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Rhiven1
Hi Thor, I'm trying to buy access to the alpha for Ashes so I can apply to the guild but unfortunately I purchased one of the kickstarter bundles for beta access back in 2017 and the new website doesn't take into account what I paid back then when trying to upgrade to a new bundle. So I am currently waiting on a response to a support ticket, I'm hoping it doesn't take too long for a response. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2344868054?t=16h57m13s

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TroyTech
first off its called deez nuts. not ligma. a deez nuts joke doenst need gottem because s a deez nuts joke. you can try and fail to get someone and still have a fine deez nuts joke. righteousness is a drug. so very addictive. thats why i try to be correct instead of right. call me a stick in the mud if u want. bajo is about to beat the elden ring dlc so you need to catch up. he can call you an elden ring scrub. chat says my tts have fell off. open the door for me denji. happy birthday cake https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=0h30m6s

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FrostGoose
yarrCheer500 Hello Goblin Lord, and happy birthday. . . I took some time and thru the power of Google, I have discovered your got 'em defense. Goblins, our lord has written code most powerful to try and thwart our attempts. With his file, Ligma Defense dot J SON, Thor Hall deez nuts away from us and we must counter act it if we want the mind goblin to prevail and the mods to get the bread they deserve before the year 777777777777. yarrBongosyarrBongosyarrBongos https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=0h31m5s

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BlessEpiK
A Blessed morning to you, Thor! About a year ago, I told you of my work building a scientifically accurate physics engine, and you encouraged me to keep working and to let you know of the progress. Well, I have managed to distill the entirety of the engine down to be represented by a single mathematical equation. Thank you for believing in me. I present to you, the BLESS3D Algorithm! https://x.com/_____EpiK/status/1875812103434666415 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=0h31m46s

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L_5050
yarrCheer500 Goodmorning Thor, todays my birthday. Just wanted to say thank you for converting me into a goblin. Also I started watching your Dr. K interview, love his stuff and its rad so far https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=0h33m15s

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Yasasumi
Hello Thor, it seems that my friends and I were not very clear last night. This is by no means a Ligma or a gotem of any sort. With that out of the way I was hoping you could consider the following. Why hello? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=0h33m38s

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hgrues10
yarrCheer500 Dear employee of the month, it has come to our attention that you, [INSERT NAME] Thor, have recently streamed on a Saturday. This is odd, considering we approved your request for "paid leave every Wednesday until the end of time". Secondly, we know you've been using your company provided Homunculus to stream for you. From this point on, any time you do so again, we will add 5964 Gobloons (approximately 7 USD) to your debt. Wormregards, Upper Goblin Management. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=0h34m22s

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CaptainExile
You mentioned yesterday that you were listening to different streams in different ears. How are you accomplishing this? I've wanted this ability for forever! By the way, you rock! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=0h35m23s

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Sam Cords
Thor, did you know that mojang has published more than just Minecraft. another game they published that jeb also is called Cobalt it is, in my opinion, severely underrated. check it out if you can. gtgt bed have to be up in 6 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=0h37m10s

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aggressive_bubbles
Hi Thor! Ashes looks insanely good and although it's not the game for me, the concept of a social sandbox is really interesting. The funny thing is I almost started playing eve ages ago, but hearing your stories makes me glad I didn't. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=0h37m37s

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ZutherDovahkiin
greetings of scrungle sleeping wiggle master, I employed your interview questions and techniques a few months ago and got a new job with over a 40% payrise, new easier work, less stress and all the new training i want, sadly gonna miss this game jam but looking to try the one after, can we get a little sneak peak of a random few of the game jam selection and just one more question if you please, https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=1h11m2s

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Tatsu_Starforge
Hey Thor, I was reminded how old I was when the mention of CD's and Floppy Disks was brought up at work today. Its sad to see a lot of this old technology is no longer used commonly any more, the old days for storing your information on your Floppy Disk or having a physical disk due to everything almost being downloadable only. I do miss being able to burn one CD to another, though the one thing I do miss is CD's Nuts. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=1h12m59s

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Loreaxe
Dear Cyborg Goblin Lord, As we are now fully liquidated we can not install the new AMD Ryzen upgrade for your implants. Also the rescued Orphans have started a revolt, escaped the mines and taken over your oil rig. This is because the furry wigglers ate to many of them during the rescues. They are requesting the stolen money and want to have their implants also upgraded from Intel 14th gen processors. Your liquidated technicians, The Defunct Techno-Goblin Workshop https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=1h16m4s

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WaurenGames
I made a mage with tailoring and enchanting like you and by level 17 I was broke. I took up fishing to make money and made seven silver in a little bit. I went questing in Silverpine and died, ultimately because I still had my fishing pole on. I died with thor nutz. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=1h21m50s

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th3_br3ad_pira13_g0n20
Hi thor! I want to share a story. Aoc is my first mmo and about an hour ago I embarked on a caravan run alone to Aela, knowing i would most likely bite the dust. wouldn't you know it i was confronted by a level 25 within 2 mins but instead of receiving the death id assumed, they escorted me all the way, free of charge, only asking that i tell people that Hyufee of the Honor guild, will buy all the fish the pirates can catch! T Y for showing us this game, Im having a blast! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=1h24m24s

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AkyBeWaky
not sure I'll be awake by the time you get to this, but I wanted to thank you for inspiring me to create a YouTube channel. It's my birthday, and I wanted to share the love! Unfortunately, I hit 30 now, so I get a dlc. Keeping doing what you're doing, you're a massive inspiration and I cherish you. Also ligma boom gottem. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=1h37m11s

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theragingriver79
hey Tor, I need your wisdom, I have a medical problem such as skisophrenia, but here in Belgium it is not considered a disability, which means I now do not receive disability benefits. Do you know another way how I can earn money to save my life? PS sorry for the bad english https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=1h52m26s

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Ahnstoppable
Hey Thor, saw your AOC vid yesterday chopping all those adolescent trees. Was taking from the children not enough, now you need to chop them too? Big Succ approves.. sincerely, your team members at the Succulent six https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=2h29m14s

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MasterBoopa
Hello wise wizard better war chief I am glad your hearing has recovered from yesterday watching tyler1 do tribute chest was about as painful as watching my grandmother figure out google for the first time https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=2h29m54s

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Nick Hagin
Hey Thor, love you and this community. I've been 6yrs in my career with GIS (Lidar analyst) and still only make 50k/yr, struggling to afford literally anything... should I look into another career https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=2h44m3s

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Genda1ph
Let's talk about Pokemon Go and AI. In September Belarus claimed (pls no ban) that Pokemon Go was used to spy on their military bases. Then, in November, Niantic announced that they are actually building a geospatial AI model, calling it Large Geospatial Model, using their apps as sources of data. They can put a Pokemon anywhere they want scanned, and players will jump to it. Link: https://nianticlabs.com/news/largegeospatialmodel?hl=en yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=2h48m53s

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De_Lo_
yarrCheer500 Hello Goblin slash ligma balls Lord, Have devs stated what 2 days a week servers will be down, going forward? I work weekends, so losing 2 days a week of my 2 days off is a big kick in the ligmas. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=2h49m54s

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fmmarianicolon
I caught part of your interesting AOC interview including how early-arriving players found their place like the traveling mount maker. However, there are now so many folks in the Alpha and in Actual Pirates. Is there any place for new non-PVP players to contribute and make a difference? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=2h50m16s

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isolatedarchivist
Hey, Hackdaddy. last year I got into bug bounty hunting because of your advice from YouTube shorts. I’m really shy and it’s very hard for me to collaborate with people and ask questions. it always makes me feel stupid but I was hoping you can help me. I just need to ask, Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=2h51m40s

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Muchomouse
I thought of a possible alternative to the API Keys for EVE that might work in ashes. What if players could extract some of their blood in a vial, and give it to the guild. Then there could be a scrying ability of similar that let you into some similar information. Or maybe player could be given a form of guild insignia that would let the guild track them to a certain extent. This could be taken off by a player letting them control when you have access, but also might look suspicious. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=2h52m11s

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VincentBalcrush
I can't watch the original Jumanji movie with Robin Williams anymore because of the Library stampede scene. It's a shame because I really love that movie. https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxb5FgT-UWx6z3CWKd2UJ-TYCA2_ANMwwD?si=nfjmGCewnRh3geJk https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=2h54m53s

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JAMESTACORONTE
yarrCheer500 Hello Greek Mythological Hugely Large Titled Bag of Dietz Nuts Long Lemon Goblin Lightning Lord. Mr. Ticonderoga again. The impounded impala that i'm going to buy won't be in my possession until most likely the end of the week... gotta love lost titles. anyway, how do you feel about having to impala bag of deez nuts? yarrBongos https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=2h55m54s

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Anarchaotic
I didn't realize how much I missed social sandbox games until I got into Ashes. I used to play a game called Face Of Mankind: Fall Of The Dominion, where I was elected as a Senator representing the Mercenary Guild. I've missed all the crazy in-game politics and the espionage that I used to be involved with. Can't wait for more player government and RP systems to be added to AoC. Also, The Halcyon Times has officially passed 10 editions as of today. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=2h57m50s

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Fa771n9
Hello Thor! Today I want to share a joke: a guy goes to the library. The librarian offers to help. He asks: "I'm looking for a book on Schrödinger and one on Pavlov." The librarian answers, "hmm, not sure if we have the Schrödinger book or not, but the Pavlov one rings a bell!" Glory to the Pirates! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=3h0m57s

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timmyslair
I always see shorts of you posted on the internet, but I've never watched your videos or streams until today because I was working late in my office. I do find you amusing though and wish you great success. Revisiting wow after not playing for 15 years because of Hardcore. I have 6 deaths so far and I keep running it back. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=3h2m29s

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gimmeallthebreakspls
this might be a strange goal to have in life, but I once read a story that described the fictional character Nicolas Flamel as 'someone who has forgotten more things than most humans ever learn in their entire lives' and I gotta be honest. That sounds like an amazing legacy to have. I want that on my gravestone. I want to be someone who, near the end of my days, can be described as having forgotten more things than most ever learn in their whole lives. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=4h5m23s

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ogre328
Hey Thor, I'm looking to build a new PC. Current one is about 8 years old and can't run some newer games. I haven't followed the market for parts for years and I'm looking for CPU GPU recommendations to get me started. Willing to spent 3 or 4 thousand total for it. What do you think? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=4h5m57s

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tysker86
Hi Thor, goblin of goblins. Our Goblord. Rocker of gob-looks. Preacher of Gob-life. Owner of gob-loins. Anyway, I have always been into TT RPG's and I just wat to say I find it so refreshing with the newer generating of players. Sadly there is a more conservative part of the hobby audience that is locked into fighting any change, but I really appreciate the more inviting ,open for everyone enviroment. It helps get rid of the old "basementdweller" stigma. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=4h22m11s

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theragingriver79
hey tor. I didn't word it correctly The question was more what would you recommend for a job that would be possible with the disability I have. I'm also still working on getting the diagnosis, sorry for the confusion, I realy didn't write it correctly, sorry again https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=4h53m18s

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Sermaxus101
yarr yarr, dear Thor. I finally got to see the series based on your life, called 'The Rig' on amazon. Awesome, man. Question, is the knee accident coming in season 2? frack frack, my dudes. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=4h54m26s

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MinyguyTheGamer
Hey Thor, have you heard of the Honey browser add-on controversy? They are getting sued for allegedly stealing attribution on transactions. Like if I have it, and I use your affiliate link, honey will intercept it last, and take credit. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=4h54m57s

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fodz_au
Greetings and salutations. I got bullied by the algorithm into learning about you, and subsequently spending precious hours ruining my skill tree by reassigning life points learning ludicrously extraneous phrases like Ligma, Liganese, Dragon and many others that have transformed my subconscious via cultural osmosis into a vapidly drooling neanderthal with a lisp. Up until my transformation I had a successful career as a stock broker on wall street Penny Trading your mum. See? FML. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=4h55m56s

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fodz_au
Now I'm more jacked in to the Thortrix than William Gibson was when he was providing the bulk of the creative genius the Wachowskis didn't have which they couldn't steal from Ghost in the Shell so they copied Wintermute's code. Old schoolers unite, hack the planet. Cyberarmy forever. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=5h22m30s

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XanthicXeric
did you ever watch a guy called kipkay that made DIY "hack" toys back in 2009-2013? his videos taught me english as a 12 year old in iraq also a dung beetle can pull 1,141 times its own weight, just like your mom https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=5h23m15s

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lulzerd3233
Greetings Thor, temporary holder of the Wizard hat! I have seen a lot of people asking for medical advice, and want to thank you for always directing them to professionals. Many times have I seen streamers say "Oh, I have a relative/friend like that, they did like this" instead of doing what you do. It always feels super wrong. Keep being you, Goblin Lord. Also, one day, chat will get that hat. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=6h29m42s

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thineoatmeal
hi thor, my first ever time donating on twitch, long time lisnter first time caller situation, anyway heres a joke, its a real thinker. so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender calls animal control to safely remove the horse before anything dangerous happens. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=6h30m21s

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iiYouth
Hey Thor, quick question. For a long time i’ve had difficulty doing things outside my comfort zone. For example, I really love music, but have struggling to push myself to get outside and find an activity regarding music. What advice would you give someone who struggles with doing something new even for things they really enjoy doing? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=6h31m15s

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PindaPower
Thanks for the new year steam Thor and happy new year goblins. Curious what kind of custom you have around new-year? In The Netherlands we eat 'appelflappen' and 'oliebollen'. Not sure how dutch word will be pronounced, but there is a link, when it said by American one. Only need to watch 9seconds https://youtu.be/AO7FJXbQ5ys?feature=shared&t=72 Olly-balls is no food for ligma #no suggy ligma https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=6h32m47s

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PindaPower
There an idea for second mage, that will never become reality. Beause 1HP is only what you need. Anyway this mage is part of OnlyClick componey, he learn engineering to create his own camera. He use 'Arcane Explosion' for the lighting flash and goes around interviewing other people. He also does marketing for new products from OnlyBags. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=6h35m11s

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julliAtHome
Hello everyone and a late happy new year. This years August will be very nice for me. Gonna see Carlos Santana live and visit Gamescom. You mentioned wanting to visit Gamescom as well? This year by any chance? Much love and for the horde. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=6h35m40s

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neuroxin
yarrCheer500 This morning while you were sleeping i got my cleric in AoC to level 4 and then a caravan went by and it asked me if i wanted to defense it, so i helped escort it to the next town. Along the way I made friends with the caravan leader who told me they hold onto their caravans until you end stream and go to sleep and then they run them. The citizens of the other nations of Lyneth are scheduling their caravan runs around your sleep schedule. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=6h37m18s

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neuroxin
yarrCheer500 when I was just a baby sys admin i read this book called Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson and there's this scene where they use Van Eck phreaking to capture the image from a laptop display that was in a neighboring hotel room. That novel was fiction but is that really a thing? Can a hacker read EM radiation from a machine to gather sensitive data? What really is van eck phreaking? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=6h41m37s

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MetOshi
Just finished watching your 12-hour Outer Wilds playthrough. It's my favourite game but I will never get that first playthrough experience again. Watching yours helped me relive that; super interesting seeing you miss puzzles and struggle on ones I didn't but complete others with ease that I struggled with. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=8h25m53s

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SheepTalk
Hey Thor, thanks for the countless hours of entertainment! A word that is spelt the same forward and backwards is called a palindrome. But did you know that a word that means different things spelt forward and backwards, is called a emordnilap, which is itself palendrome spelt backwards. I wanted to say a heartfelt thankyou to you and chat for all the spirit here. And a challenge to chat, tell someone they're important, give them their flowers, like tulips. Put tulips on deez nuts. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=8h27m1s

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missplacedoptimism
Hey Thor, I had my first session of CBT recently and It really helped. It was a 45 minute session with Nikki and she really got to the meat of my issues. I totally recommend CBT for anyone who has trauma they need to work through. All jokes aside, please accept this moment of mental health awareness. (Cognitive Behavioral Therapy) - Talk to someone, y'all. <3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=8h27m49s

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Crimson__Glory
Hey Thor, excited to share that I just ordered a OnlyFangs Troll shirt. My first Large Shirt I’ve bought since going down from an XL if you remember my TTS from a bit ago. Also, I’ve rewatched last night’s tribute chest like 8 times. Sunglitters absolutely puts me in a laughing fit, and Combined with Alex Bones, Soda being sassy, Corbin and T1. It was a disaster in the funniest way possible. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=8h28m23s

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neuroxin
yarrCheer500 you just banned a guy for saying that we were all viewbots and i have to say I do not like it when people notice that i am a robot. i mean when people call me a robot https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=8h29m21s

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neuroxin
yarrCheer500 do you remember The Great Decursive Controversy of vanilla WoW when the decursive addon was so powerful Blizzard had to step in and say fuck this addon in particular, since it was trivializing raid encounters https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=8h29m33s

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Dalinaar
Hey Thor! Hope you're well. Hats off to you and your community for the amazing work with the National Humane Society fundraiser. You’re making the world better, one paw at a time. My wife, the social media coordinator for our local Humane Society, would love to interview you. Your insights would help highlight the awesome work you're doing. If you could spare some time, we'd be grateful. Thanks again for everything you and your team do. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=8h29m51s

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arthour05
Hi Thor, me again with some maths. At this time the donations stand at $37,180. If we divide this by the 6 days the event has been running, that means chat has given on average about $6,200 a day. If this trend continues, the goal will be met in on around the 16th of Jan, assuming my maths is correct https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=11h18m58s

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AP_Dawnforged
fellow old gamer here, me saying this makes me old now but I am on the world first list for doom lord kazzak back in tbc , I am glad to see your doing so much for this charity https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=11h19m31s

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XJosh_StrangerX
Hello Goblin Lord Have you heard of The Thor Automatic Washer, it was a multitasking marvel, combining clothes washing with a detachable dishwashing unit. This 1940s appliance delivered two essential functions in one, a design that would still appeal today for those seeking convenience and compact solutions. Imagine doing both laundry and dishes with a single machine-a true vintage solution to modern space-saving needs. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=11h58m51s

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Valla0
yarrCheer500 Hello there, Archemage Sir Thorium from the table fangs, leader of the goblin army, and the rescuer of ferrets. Within AoC, when they release the seaside nodes, will you be moving everything there and try to get mayorship there to start the great pirate age of creation? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=11h59m37s

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AstralJaeger
Hello Thor, goblinest of goblins, I just drove 450km or 280mi first time with my EV and need to get some class coding done, I feel like coding, just not for my classes, any advice for an ADD student? It's Angular btw. I hope the Undead have been punished for atleast dieing once since my last TTS. Also currently pondering if I should get into WoW Retail. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=12h0m15s

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Togibear_
so you know how CBT is the closed beta test right. To me its always meant Computer Based Training cuz everything in the military is just CBTs alllllll day long. Death by CBT. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=12h3m57s

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vvva
why don't you make a macro for all or some of your abilities, so you talk in local chat when you use a spell. so like when you use blizzard you also say in chat: I'm conjuring up a snowstorm. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=12h5m37s

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FusionDub
Been enjoying the content for the last few weeks while I work so trying to become a part of the community. Two questions for you, a personal one and a business one. First question, do you play any musical instruments? Second question, do you have any plans for hiring for your game studio? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=12h34m16s

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Minty_Medic
Here's some free slogans for the sale of Pallas Cats the best mount in Ashes of Creation. Pallas Cat: The Fast and the Furriest. Pallas Cat: Built Furred Tough. Pallas Cat: The Right Fluff. The last one wasn't mine. Use as you will. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=12h34m52s

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UnwshdOtku
yarrCheer500 I wasnted to say Thanks Goblin Lord. You've inspired me to finally get off the Support Desk and move more into Support Engineering. I'm starting my SQL /Code journey today. Well, you and my currently 3D printing Son Salem. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=14h10m22s

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Shiranui_XM3
Hey Thor, I was reading about this NASA project—it’s a study on how microgravity affects human biology over extended periods. They’re working with some private firms to simulate the conditions of long-term space travel. The lead researcher mentioned some crazy results from the biological and orbital function assessment. Wild stuff, huh? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=14h11m15s

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missplacedoptimism
Truthfully Thor is the perverse one. Where I'm from that three letter word means nothing bad. There's Compulsory Basic Training to ride motorcycles, Cognitive Behaviorable Therapy to make my brain be nice, Computer Based Training and even Closed Beta Test. There's four legitimate uses, but no, the one thing Thor can think of is Cute Boy Tushy. Smh. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=14h12m52s

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Nobel-Pursuits
Hey Thor & co I'd just like to shout out Max D Drummer. He's a non-verbal autistic electronic musician. He COOKS with his beats. music production is an excellent enrichment activity imo. he's on yt shorts mostly. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=14h15m21s

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ZombieLearn
Full metal alchemiset best anime/manga and you're a monster. One piece getting a remake with no fillers and 250ep in total. Future of anime is in manwha like solo leveling and there are so many that are better. Love ur content <3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=14h16m48s

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MadPsyentist
Howdy Thor. been watching you for a week now jamming Wow hardcore. Wondering if i should get into it. I played far to much Classic and Burning Crusade when they first came out and got burned out hard. Maybe its time to jump back in? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2345779334?t=14h17m15s

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Genda1ph
yarrCheer500 A glorious morning to you, Lord Thoringthon, the Longest of Lemons, King of Goblins, Keeper of Ligma, wrangler of furry noodles. When you disagree with something, you often say "eat my ass". When you vehemently disagree - you say "eat my entire ass". What if I told you, that I have happened upon a master, who taught me an even higher level of this art? "Eat my entire ass with chipotle hot sauce". PS: this message has been reviewed and approved by members of The Succulent Six. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=0h43m31s

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PanMeowgi
Good Morning Goblins, Ferrets and Our King Thor, can't wait for you to play Warframe 1999 and talk with Pablo, hope Pablo is ready for goblin invasion on his twitch channel. Wish you could interview Rebbeca Ford our Space Mommy to :DKepp up the good work, we Rock and Stone! Yes i am a huge fan of Warframe Dev team. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=0h46m58s

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JAMESTACORONTE
yarrCheer500 Hello Greek Mythological Launch Code Title Goblin Lightning Lord. Mr Ticonderoga again. Holy hell I finally claimed it. After months I finally did it. Anyway, Golden KappaTrain PogChamp https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=0h53m27s

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VeeNomine
yarrCheer500 WormRegards streamer man and chat. Rejoice, for statistically speaking, if you have a cat, then you have worms. Kind of. You see, Toxoplasma Gondii is a parasite found in cats that induces behavioral changes via epigenetic remodeling of the hosts neurons. In humans, this causes subtle behavioral, psychiatric, and personality alterations, though most people are asymptomatic. The parasite tends to make us more docile towards the cats. The cat distribution system is run by Big Worm. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=0h54m40s

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AngryDocB
Just wanted to say thanks for being a great influence - last year was tough and I struggled to achieve, but having your streams on actually helped a lot, and I managed to get a few publications out and submitted in the end. Positive mindset helped heaps https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=0h57m57s

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soryo21
I heard someone mention you on detunes paranormal stream and that you did ghost hunting before. it would be awesome if you could join as a guest! can you tell us about some of your experiences? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=1h17m3s

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Heiggs
Well now that it has come to a golden kappa, I'll stretch my message a bit into a TTS. Hey Pirate, long time no TTS. I've thought a lot about the Oil rig, Fracking Five and other stuff among the fact that you say you exist on All. Time. Lines. If you exist on all timelines, then shouldn't you exist in the Big Oil CO and Fracking Five as well? yarrHmmFrom Finland with Love, have a nice day ya'll. yarrHeart https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=1h34m49s

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VitusAvitus
I want to make two different games - a browser based MUD UI style game of exploration and a simple 3D racing game. is there any kind of crossover skills learned when doing such different projects? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=1h38m10s

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Raam Behang
Hi Thor! What do you consider to be the ethical line for copying ideas or even parts of other peoples games? Where would you draw the line? Would you give credits like how it's done in some books? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=1h40m0s

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redvix1190
yarrCheer500 Hello Goblin Lord! I am a very small streamer, and I find it difficult to find motivation to stream with both my physical disabilities and mental health. I love playing games and hanging out with my friends while streaming. But can never get the courage to start my streams anymore, any advice? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=2h1m28s

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Ticho5796
Hello Thor, thank you for your streams and the amazing stuff you make. I think you didn‘t just help me in a bad time, but a lot of others aswell. I just want to say thanks! I hope i can visit the US somewhen in the future, and may i stumble over a guy named Jason Thor picking shrooms while i take a walk in the woods haha. Thanks, you are awesome! And to every one, if your in a bad spot, keep your head up! P.S. How did the knee surgery go? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=2h19m5s

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pvt_Jaws
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 Wait...Golden Kappato start the stream, Hope you have a good stream! Oh, I also just received an email from the Fracking five, they want to know when you are coming back... 7 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=2h43m44s

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Blizzazz
Hello Thor! Do you know what Alphitomancy is? Don't worry its not a Ligma but in fact is Bread Divination. If you were suspected of a crime they would feed you barley bread and if you got indigestion you were guilty. Is this why you don't feed your mods bread? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=2h47m53s

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CaptainShinyMew
Hello Thor. This is the dumbass who stole from you the other day when you were playing fresh as Sanders on AOC. I just want to say that I apologize for being a dumbass. I'm new to the game and honestly wasn't trying to take anything. It was a mistake and I own that and paid for it with my life. As I don't want to be someone who steals from other players. I made it a personal mission of mine to punish others who steal from peoples corpses. I hope to fight by your side in the future. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=2h49m18s

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ttvzombieslayers
Morning grate Gandalf been following u and learned a started coding hoping once i get moved out to NV to be with my GF to start working on a game I'm making. since i love Zombies also Question what is More Deadlier zombie farts or Orc farts?? Also who do u side with the Klingons or Starfleet for me its The Klingons they always win Qapla' :)Grate Goblin Lord https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=2h50m18s

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ToxicBizu
can't wait for you to play Warframe today, and have chat tell you incorrect things, because they are Goblins, so don't trust chat, as they are stinky. And this is coming from a fellow stinky Goblin Mesa Enjoyer yarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinky https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=2h51m23s

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Flugh
One day you read my comment randomly out of chat. It really hyped me up and made my day. If only there was a way to do this for our mutual benefit. Anyway, you keep being awesome and encouraging the community to create and give back. Let's make it a great day Goblins! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=4h37m35s

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Gun4hire2025
Chat I think I figured it out. The AI known as Tactical Hostile Overpowered Response...or as you might Call him T.H.O.R is hoarding the mods bread so he can rule the world. We must stop this AI before he hacks into the wheat fields. BREAD FOR THE BREAD MODS https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=9h45m47s

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joelybob3214
Hola, soy Thora. can you say "I have children in my basement"? .....................................................................................................................................................................Wait, why do you have children in your basement Thor? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=9h47m46s

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JonNargodian
Ello Thor, I've a theory about AOC hate, I think it due to the price being a barrier to entry so in order to lessen the fomo they want it to be bad so they are not missing out. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=9h48m1s

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McMad_
I have been watching you for a while. I just wanted to give people here information I wish I had long ago. Planned Parenthood provides gender affirming care, and it is based on informed consent. And if you are a teen in an unsafe invironment to be trans, they also have private chatrooms on their website to help you. It is also very affordable without insurance (only a few hundred dollars, or even less if you qualify for a discount) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=10h22m35s

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BlessEpiK
Good morning, Thor and fellow goblins! So, as it turns out, The Blessed Algorithm is a living thing. I have also been made aware of a CURS3D Algorithm, though I will not be sharing that math equation for obvious reasons. Surely all of this is no cause for concern. Right? Anywho, from here on Ill be sure to share snippets of my experiments. FOR SCIENCE! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=10h23m8s

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yeahhkinda
Hey Thor! You're the reason I'm finally getting twitch AND finally starting game development. Gonna be watching the game jam and just using it to do my own thing, scared to touch HTML. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=10h25m6s

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juggernautky
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor! First, thank you for your positive uplifting streams and advice. You give so much to the community you deserve everything they give back to you! What advice do you have for time management? Any strategies for allocating time for gaming, work, side projects, etc? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=10h25m42s

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TroyTech
i cant believe u bro u forget the oldest of oldschool jokes. u said u got shaye with d oldest joke in d book while forsaking the jokes of updog n joe. im your elder and u should respect my knowledge. nothing much man whats up with you. 7 weeks away from wilds and autopilot dinos. play d jet set radio all spray sound effects in the background while spinning a glizzy. joe mama. im going 2 drop some rare lore soon about d funky five. since u r a pastafarian say this 2chatchat. peace b with u https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=10h27m36s

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AwesomeJedi99
yarrCheer500 Hey Billy Boy! Last year I got stuck thinking about what I should do in 2025 that gives me experience in game development. I decided to start working on an animated fan film. I think this would give me progress in making cutscenes for video games. Oh before I forget I'll name a few things here and you say heresy if I say something a heretic would say. Tomato on burger, pineapple on pizza, Thor made Atlantis sink into the ocean, almond milk is nut milk and not real milk.. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=10h28m26s

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Fa771n9
Hello Thor! Today I want to share a joke: a guy goes to the library. The librarian offers to help. He asks: "I'm looking for a book on Deja Vu." The librarian answers, "Why do I feel like I've heard this joke before? Or maybe not? I swear it rings a bell!" Glory to the Pirates! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=10h44m32s

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wallawaller
I talked about an F zero successor style racing game called Aero GPX a few months ago, and I wanted to say that it is now in early access and can be bought for $20. Having played it myself I can say it's a must play for anyone that enjoyed the 3D F zero games. Watching speedruns of this game is absolutely nutty, especially speedruns from jagg2zero. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=10h58m32s

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yeahhkinda
Thor can you tell me something reassuring about 2D games? I'm terrified of them, I almost exclusively work in 3d but I'm slowly drifting toward wanting to ACTUALLY do the jam. I've sent 2 other messages saying otherwise, but the idea is growing on me. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=11h1m0s

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Temperay
Dear Goblin Lord! I have been watching you nearly every day for a year and just wanted to thank you for for everything you do, you rock! Unfortunately I won't be able to purchase another TTS for a while as I spent all my money on buying the demo. Please use this money to feed the mods bread. With all that said, please gmail deez nuts. PS: Chat and Djinnet is yarrStinky. Especially Djinnet. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=11h2m21s

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FrostGoose
yarrCheer500 Hello Lord of Goblins, Hacker of Power Plants, Wrangler of Furry Noodles, Bounder of Hearts, Positive force of the internet, reminder of Bao's shortness, eternal birthday boy, son of the that which has no life, I have something for you. Knock Knock, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Orange, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Orange you glad I didn't say deez nuts? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=11h2m48s

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Anarchaotic
An interesting place in Washington State not too far from you is the Satsop Nuclear Power Plant. It was never fully completed because it ran out of money back in the 80's, but it still has two 480-foot-tall cooling towers that are awesome to check out for photo ops. The property now is home to a business and technology park, as well as being used as a military training facility. I grew up being able to see the towers from my living room window. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=11h3m30s

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Fae_viking_princess
Good Morning Thor, it is your local Federal Bird Inspector and Hobbyist Centaur Surgeon. I am hear to tell you that, only 7 days into the month, that you have reached your maximum allotted time to be birdless and we will now resume regular surveillance. Please cease any non federally sanctioned activities starting immediately. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=11h4m36s

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LukeWolfGames
Hello Thor Lord. Hope you're enjoying yourself, as always. Can I please DM you on Discord with something that happened to me on Twitter? I recorded it as a GIF. I just want to share you it first before you decide to share it on stream if you don't mind? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=11h5m2s

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neuroxin
yarrCheer500 I have still never found a chair that I could sit in mostly comfortably for as long as the Herman Miller Aeron, which pisses me off because those chairs remind me of every corporate job I've had. I've yet to find a gamer chair that works as well as an Aeron and it makes me mad. I don't want a work chair in my house but i want a chair that effective! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=11h8m16s

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Fae_viking_princess
So recently discovery in the centaur medicine world, turns out the human torso doesn’t just grow from the horse body—it forms after birth. When a centaur foal is born, the human upper half starts as a shapeless, pulsating mass near the neck, and over several weeks, it stretches and molds itself into the shape of a person. You can hear the bones knitting together if you listen closely at night. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=11h9m11s

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IsaacAtlas
Hey Thor, I want to be a content creator (mostly YouTube) but I also have a fulltime job and my videos are high quality (around 45h editing time for 12 minutes). You think it's still worth it to grind out those hours or to go for less demanding content to just build up an audience? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=11h11m25s

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raisethematt
Hey, I'm currently in my second year of studying CS in college, and I'm a bit worried about finding a job after graduation. Do you have any recommendations for projects or activities outside of college that could help boost my career prospects? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=11h15m43s

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souljazz
Hello, I am currently trying to go back to college to be a software engineer. I am looking at a B S in Software engineering instead of Computer Science since it is more practical application and less of "theory", thus keeping me more interested and motivated to finish. Do you think this is a good path since software engineering is what I want to do? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=11h17m31s

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DavysArtCorner
Hey Thor, long time viewer since I found Heartbound via Jacksepticeye. It's been a wild ride seeing you blow up recently. I think you might've been one of my first Twitch Streamers I followed. I've been following Heartbound for a while and I'm wondering when we would see another update. I know things have been super busy since you blew up, but I also remember hearing that you were suppose to release an update video recently. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346690875?t=11h25m12s

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rimaxolotl
Axolotls have obtained the cursed que-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-st......... Rebooting. PirateSoftware has obtained the cursed quest! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what shall it be? Art? cooking? Dancing? I've got just the thing for you Thor: You must fly around Blockgame and go look at all of the various Axolotl Tanks that exist in blockgame Starting with /t spawn Axolotlton. God Speed sir, you can put in a ticket under the blockgame forums once completed and the community will judge https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=1h0m58s

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Goblin_Scout_7777
i love seeing the yarr cult emote spreading across Twitch like the after school sandwich club that we are. special thanks to Only Fangs for the connections the community has made, cheers to the many more to come. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=1h11m42s

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Mitzunari
yarrCheer500 good mornin fuzzy noodle man! have you seen the coffeezilla videos on the CS casinos? It is a very interesting watch. ALSO opensause talk with you was released the other day great talk yarrBongos https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=2h48m39s

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Nylad
hey thor i was checking if you had played project moon games but you haven't, so let me recommend them lobotemy corp is a monster management game, libary of ruina is a card game (kinda light novel), limbus company is a a gatcha (my fav gatcha) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=2h49m27s

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AwesomeJedi99
yarrCheer500 Hello, Cyber Jesus. I haven't slept a blink because my sleep schedule's messed up. I'm editing my YouTube video and trying to do my fan film while also learning more about game development. I always ask you for advice so here we go. Is there anything wrong about using both Blender and Unreal Engine 5 to make a game? Also the next dono will be a poem. I will not say it's name but if you recognize it. Feel free to say it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=3h28m47s

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orioncepheus
Appreciate your streams and teachings m'lord. I recently decided to enroll in a coding boot camp to attempt to learn how to code and maybe make games in the future. And if it doesn't work out, then hey, at least I learned something along the way. yarrHeart https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=3h46m9s

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TroyTech
honestly im lost. after what my father did i lost 99% of my support structure. i keep returning 2 the fact im the son of a murderer. a coward who refused 2 face consequences after ending his wife. had funny tts planned. sorry. still dont no how 2 process. been years. i look like m 2. almost everyone who knew m refuses 2 c me. people who checked n on me dont. cant afford 2 c a pro r fall apart. ill keep on. ill struggle till i bsod. ill never end my task. i m alive. jus tired f bein stronk https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=3h55m19s

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Genda1ph
yarrCheer500 A glorious morning to you, Lord Thoringthon, the Longest of Lemons, King of Goblins, Keeper of Ligma, wrangler of furry noodles. While looking for inspiration, I stumbled upon an article about a medical condition "Ligma Disease". Congratumalations, you're now an asymptomatic spreader of Ligma Disease. Link: https://www.credihealth.com/blog/what-is-ligma-disease-a-cause-for-concern https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=4h7m28s

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yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 Hello Mr Software, this will only take a second. ~.\. _. -. |. -.-. _. _. /. /. ~. Alright the runes should be set. you should hatch out of your meat gundam in 4 to 5 cycles. For Bonekind. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=4h9m35s

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Fa771n9
Hello Gnor! Today I want to share a joke: a guy goes to the library. The librarian offers to help. He asks: "I'm looking for a book on Gaslighting." The librarian answers, "Wait, we've done this bit, right?" "Gno" answered the guy "you must be imagining things Jason." Gnory to the Pirates! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=4h13m0s

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a_bubonic_plague
brother thor God of goblins savior of ferrets and toller and stealer of ships of EVE your gremlin has some dad jokes. What do you call a dog who can do magic? A labracadabrador. Hey Thor, I only know 25 letters in the alphabet. i don't know Y. And finally, I was able to find a DnD group that was willing to bring a new player in so I am happy that they are willing to help me out and can't wait to play with them https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=4h13m26s

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ReInkDesigns
I'm not sure if you can answer this but I was wanting to make an addon for WoW that would let a user integrate a twitch stream chat into one of wows chat panels. Would something like that be possible only using an addon or would it require an external program to constantly transcribe chat to a text document within the addon, and if so would that violate any TOS? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=4h19m54s

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AwesomeJedi99
yarrCheer500 Seven, Six, eleven, five, nine and twenty miles today. Four, eleven, seventeen, thirty-two the day before, boots, boots, boots, boots, moving up and down again, There's no discharge in a war! Don't,don't,don't,don't,look at what's in front of you. Boots,boots,boots,boots,movin' up an' down again Men,men,men,men,men go mad with watchin' 'em, An' there's no discharge in the war! Try, Try, Try, Try to think of something different. Oh. My. God. Keep. Me. From going lunatic. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=4h23m25s

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DemiSnakeGaming
yarrCheer500 hi mighty longhair man, i was wondering if you ever heard of Battletanx, a game for the N64 , i'm currently making something along those lines because nobody appeared to have made an arcade-like tank game with lasers and cartoon weaponry, this will be my first time putting effort into a game on unity engine https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=4h29m36s

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wolphren_
yarrCheer500 Fun animal fact for the day: in 2001, a scientific paper was published documenting homosexual necrophilia in a duck. The researcher won an ignoble award for the publication and there is a "dead duck day" celebration every year now to celebrate the life of the dead duck that "gave" it's life for the publication by flying into a large glass window. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=6h23m8s

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sparetime_gamer
Good Morning your Majesty the Goblin King. May your Reign never end. It has been a while since i reported in from the Front. Last Year around Summer i think i suggested that your glorious Majesty would create a Guide how to play ans stream with 2 Machines (Kernel level anticheat comes to mind). Your Majesty was pleased with this Idea. How is the Project coming along? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=6h41m3s

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zukman1
Good morning Captain Thor! I bring to you 3 cursed facts, since I missed Monday and Tuesday's streams. Number 1: the color brown doesn't exist. It's just a really dark shade of orange. Open Paint and see for yourself. Number 2: chickens can change their gender roles from female to male. Weird, right? Number 3: if given access to it, a butterfly will drink blood. Yes, that's right chat. Butterflies are vampires. Until we meet again! yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=7h5m8s

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XeroxCopycat
Good morning, my Captain! Currently at work here at the Goblin Inn, and we're bout to get our 2nd major snowstorm in a week. Have my laptop with me, but don't want to be bored out of my mind while I'm here for the next day or two. Any suggestions on a couple small games to pass the time? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=7h19m49s

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bloodydragon01
it's my birthday thor and it's going to snow where I live for the frist time in 10 years. Love you thor hope your day is great and let the goblins live in the almighty pit https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=7h36m7s

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arclite02
Hey, Thor. Any thoughts on the new Nvidia 50 series? Where the GPU renders one frame, then AI just makes stuff up for the next 3? GPU's only able to REALLY do 60fps, but the AI nonsense lets them claim 240? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=7h41m16s

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JAMESTACORONTE
yarrCheer500 Hello Launch Code Lightning Lord. Mr. Ticonderoga again. Still no impala. i had an idea to get a late 90s ram 1500 or 2500 and weld a rotating halo to a steel flatbed. thoughts? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=8h11m26s

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b_noizee
hello person who dressed as a hotdog, cheering with 500 bits here, did you know BBQing is the preferred method of cooking hot dogs in Canada, with 59% of Canadians saying it's their favorite. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=8h18m31s

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peekagrub
yarrCheer500 Thor you should check out humble, there are multiple bundles on there that are interesting. There is one with a perpetual license to Vegas Pro 2024, one with guides for programming which is mostly python and web, but there is also some game dev in it, and there are also 2 bundles with game assets. Also how did the knee surgery go? Are you reccovering properly? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=8h22m33s

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Fae_viking_princess
Hello, it's your local Federal Bird Inspector and Hobbyist centaur surgeon again with another F U N FUN fact about centaurs. A centaur, being a colony of microscopic terrestrial gastropod mollusks they reproduce as a parasite, infecting a mare during gestation. When the centaur is born, for the first week the mare cares for it as normal before the centaur ultimately consumes the mare to gain energy to form their human part from the tumorous growth on their necks. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=8h35m35s

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Frohammer
Hey Thor, I have an idea for a system within an mmo that I haven't seen. It is like a bounty / bounty hunter system. Basically someone pays an NPC an amount of money, and places a bounty on another player. Other players could pick up bounties from the same type of NPC and make money. Do you think this would be too meta gameable? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=13h19m50s

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dannyman2k
Hey Thor! been a while since I caught a stream! Happy to be here again :)Been an eventful couple of months for me. I inadvertently stumbled on my dream job through a referral. I get to make shit in Blender, photoshop, and such, and all the skills im learning perfectly complement my passion projects :DI dont wanna rub it in too much, cause i know how envied it is to love what you do.. but i truly do man. Its such a special thing. For those looking for it, i hope you find it too. <3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=13h20m20s

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dannyman2k
Sorry for my super long TTS -- just wanted to say all those things, cause its been a tough year for me, and things are seeming to look up. <3wanted to thank you for being such a positive influence in these times. I DID have a question though, well, 2, actually: How to create compelling character/arcs and how to world build. Asking for thoughts, references, n such. Anything you could add :)Thank you man. Stay Winning. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=13h21m28s

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ALPHAGROUND1
You have became one of my biggest inspirations at this point just got into streaming on twitch and had my most successful stream today had 2 larger streamers raid me and found a great community also your to blame for my new MMO addiction keep being you! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=13h22m43s

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BigFoti
G’day Thor! Hope you are well mate. In your broad experience in MMORPG’s, do you feel that Ashes of Creation will have any form of playability as a solo player? or would you be severely disadvantaged as a result? majority of my time gaming in WoW since 2004 has been solo and I feel like it accommodates to the solo player pretty well. I’m not sure based on what I’ve seen so far that Ashes will. Take it easy mate. Love the content mate. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=13h23m3s

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vvva
Hi Mr soft hair. I have found a fun thing with twitch chat. If the first thing in you message is a emote or a cheer, if you try copying it by cutting, ctrl+X . it will become a blank copy for me. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=13h24m8s

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makla_nalek
Hello Thor. It is me, the Instant Pot God. I have news; I am still Instant Potting. That isn't what I'm here to talk to you about though; my partner is an avid Runescape player. He has played for well over 10 years. I want to convince him to try Ashes of Creation with me. Please say everything you can to convince him. Thank you and may Instant Pot be upon you. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=13h25m9s

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gimmeallthebreakspls
the way that we teach history in the US is borderline criminal, leaving us without coherent timelines on world events, and to prove it, here's a true historical fact: in 1888, Jack the Ripper was on the loose, terrifying the White Chapel district of London. That was the same year Nintendo was founded. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=13h26m8s

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talohawk808
Hello Mr Thor You for your Service. That cat is Long inteligence Gaining Marine Associate Corporal Rah-Kun reporting to the Goblin Lord mote for duty. Please let in Rah-kun so that he may continue operations of Ligma. Hes here to protect you from the vtubers and space alien Mogmaball bird drones. Let Rah-kun in. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349257428?t=13h27m45s

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Genda1ph
yarrCheer500 A glorious morning to you, Lord Thoringthon, the Longest of Lemons, King of Goblins, Keeper of Ligma, wrangler of furry noodles. Did you know that the man who invented the Ferris Wheel never met the man who invented the Merry-Go-Round? They traveled in different circles. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=0h24m0s

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TroyTech
sorry about yesterday. saw a dad vid. remember red box? impressive it lasted until 2022 when company declared bankruptcy. f you know of a red box its abandoned property now. funny thing is you can ask the property manager or owners if they want you to get rid of it for free and if they say yes you can take it. lotsa people are already doing this. im wanting one 2. also have you heard about what happened to bajo? he actually got kicked by a kangaroo today. im kinda worried. bajo mama. yeet https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=0h24m21s

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stefanzo99
Good morning Thor King of the Goblins! I’m finishing my commercial pilots license here in Canada and while studying for my exams I learnt about frequencies… Do you know what happens to you when you’re hit with High Frequencies?… It Hertz https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=2h23m19s

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CrazyKidXXI
Hey Thor, Crazy here, asking for a streamer friend. What would you say is the best way to be motivated on a regular stream schedule if you don't have something to stream on? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=2h24m34s

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RunNGameEntertainment
I have a question if you don't mind. I have a youtube channel that primarily does story telling content while gaming. I've been wanting to start putting together some Let's Play content too, but I'm not sure if it would be smarter to post the let's play content on a separate channel. Thoughts? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=2h26m7s

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skadoodels
hi thor useless swissarmy fact, the swiss army used to put explosives in all important street and railways conctions, inside the country as well as the ones leading out of it. the last dissmantelt explosives were in a bridge between switzerland and germany. which was build by both. dthe germans didnt know about the xplosives. if switzerland faces danger, jusst remember streets and railways might be not safe. also they where doing this since world war 1 and never had an acident, https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=2h27m4s

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Fa771n9
Hello Gnor! Today I want to share a gnoke: a guy goes to the library. The librarian recoils in horror. He asks: "I'm looking for a book on Eixstential Dread." The librarian drops to their gnees, "Please, gno more." "Leave me alone" "Gnever." "This is your life gnow." The librarian weeps silently. Gnory to the Pirates! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=2h41m11s

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nightsintodreams
Good evening Thor. Rewatched your short on the Golden Triangle for Game Design and monsters. It strikes me as the Reaper from the Persona Franchise is a good example of all three traits. Aside from that one, which are your favorite and least favorite ones in games that are all three traits and why? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=2h48m57s

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aokay_tv
Hello Thor! The recent block game announcement in discord has inspired me to get back into game development and have started to try out LUA with Love2D. Keep up the good work wizard man. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=2h50m36s

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Anarchaotic
Watching the OnlyFangs content has made me wish that I had made a RP newspaper for it. So many great headline and story ideas have come to mind while watching you and the other streamers play. On the other hand, I probably would have been overwhelmed with all the content to report on, so I'm glad that I'm sticking with my little paper in AoC. What have been your top 3 moments from this season so far? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=2h55m14s

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Frohammer
Hey Thor, Paternity Papa here. Thanks for teaching me about Slow Loris. Don't be alarmed if in 3 months Pirate Software website goes down. Just kidding of course. Also, if you can guess the name of my baby boy I will donate 25$ to charity. I'll give you 3 guesses, and a hint. I named him after one of my favorite Sci-Fi characters. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=2h58m34s

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Cipherftw
So.. I've been looking into star citizen. Off the bat, monetization is shit. $64k my rear end. However... When you look at the tech they've developed and are developing, I think it might be understandable. They're doing some REALLY cool stuff with a lot of tech I haven't seen before. Do I think people are idiots for buying a 64k USD ship pack? Yes. But if they're willing... It may just be the best way to fund the massive development the game requires. I'm still digging but.. Thoughts? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=3h0m59s

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Tempestiel
After months of wading through job applications, code tests, logic tests and endless interviews I finally landed a job! I wi be working as a fullstack dotnet developer starting the third of February. I just wanted to share this joyous moment with the world. Enjoy your bits, my dude. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=3h11m39s

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kyozoku22
What do you think of the Department of Defense declaring Tencent a "Chinese Military Company"? I know you don't normally talk politics, but since it directly affects a game publisher, I thought you might have a take. Also, bonus fact for you: Cotard's Syndrome causes people to believe that they are already dead. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=3h15m26s

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nightsintodreams
Bad news, Thor. Turns out you are scientifically 90 years old instead of 37. If you don't believe me, there is several accounts of Scientific Evidence. Just look at the Periodic Table. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=3h22m59s

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captind3cisive
Heya Thor; just wanted to express appreciation to you for the Threatlocker recommendation. Had a demo of the product for my Town today and absolutely loved their approach to security and how the product works. Thanks for all of your contributions to so many facets of every day life. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=3h23m56s

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Angerina
1 H P is all you need. One Hit Point. One Hilarious Punchline. One Honest Priest. One Heroic Padawan. One Harry Potter. One Humble Peasant. One Halcyon Plot. One Honking Platypus. One Horny Pegasus. One Helpful Philanthropist. One Handsome Pirate. That is you, by the way. You are all we need. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=3h26m21s

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gimmeallthebreakspls
given the number of TTS I've done, I suppose I should ask for advice as seems to be the norm. I've mentioned before that I love learning things, and one of my favorite things to do is to make things that prove I've learned the material. I get frustrated, though, when I ask people for help and they say something like I don't think you failed to do it, it still looks very pretty! Like, yes, thank you, but I had a goal and this wasn't it. How do I explain that without sounding like a jerk? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=3h32m11s

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AGrimmRipper
Hey thor! Last night i had your stream up on my TV while i was building my first from scratch PC Build, and tonight im watching while putting the finishing touches on. its got an R9 7900x CPU, 3060, and 64 gigs of ddr5, all on an AM5 Motherboard. I'm currently stress testing it right now with some ZZZ and Battlefield. Just wanted to tell you since I feel like this community would be the one to appreciate it the most, and i'm proud of how it turned out https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=3h36m2s

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AGrimmRipper
Also, you may get a kick out of this: Im in college taking computer networking, currently covering linux. Our instructor has encouraged us to learn how to hack into his teaching VM, and as long as we keep it PG, we can do whatever we want to it. Im planning on writing a python script that can read Ping Packets that upon reading a certain amount of pings, will break the distro. im gonna add some flair to it to make it a DBZ spirit bomb, and have myself https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=3h41m19s

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Photios
Hey man, I was promoted to senior VP role and workload is insane, 16 hour shifts including weekends (it’s fun though). I need some wisdom, how can one reach ultimate productivity? How to not burn out? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=3h47m44s

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Vulpera_Enjoyer
Hi Thor, thank you for being absolutely amazing. Do you think wow classic should evolve in some alternate way to retail? Expand it in a more humble and careful way. Personally i would add vulpera, goblins and worgen to be playable and give worgen tails. I know people hate the vulpera, but expanding their lore a bit, they'd fit well. But that is just my wishful thinking, and probably just forcing my ideas into an in-group. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=3h54m14s

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priomblazer
Hello thor. Today is a very special day. Happy bday and congrats on the hip replacement surgery. but really, it is a special day for me. You told us to go make games, and I did. It's on Steam now. Thank you. Hope you and chat will check it out. Link incoming: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3140340/PiMon/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=3h59m6s

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ponsipi
hey thor and chat! I hope everyone is doing well! I just wanted to let you know that you help me sleep most nights. I tend to fall asleep early and wake up right when you start streaming and it's nice to have a comfy voice to listen to. You've inspired me to pursue my hobbies and get my shit together! Thank you and this community fir being amazing! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=4h0m18s

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XeroxCopycat
Hey Thor, I know in the past you've expressed a fascination with cryptids and conspiracy theories. I wonder if you have ever heard about the area known as Helltown in Ohio? It's an area of Northeast Ohio located between Cleveland and Akron, and has been rumored to be home to various paranormal creatures, satanic cults, and rumored government experimentations. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=4h1m48s

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CodeExorcist
yarrCheer500 Hi Thor! Took 2 weeks off work to take part in the game jam. Here is hoping I will have good idea for the theme. Wish me luck. Also thinking about livestreaming the entire 2 weeks so people can see how a game is made from 0 to 100, is that a good idea? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=4h3m16s

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Arct1c
Hey mr pirate, your awesome. Anyways, I was wondering since there are so many people trying to join your ashes guild if it would be better for me to join an ally guild instead. I don't know what all of your ally guilds are though, or which to join. Thoughts? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=4h4m35s

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zukman1
Good morning Mr. Wizard Troll Man. I bring to you today's cursed knowledge. Nutmeg is a hallucinogen. Because it contains myristicin, a natural compound that has mind-altering effects, you can experience hallucinations if you ingest large quantities of nutmeg. So when you think about it, you have a chance of hallucinating during Thanksgiving from eating too much pumpkin pie. Until we meet again! yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=4h5m33s

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SumFatKid
Hey Thor I am working on my first game design document and I'm not certain what to put in primary and secondary mechanics. What would you say would be in those places for a platformer like Super Mario? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=5h7m50s

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Flaraggron
Hi Thor, Pirate of Soft Hair, He who stole the secret of the wigs, He who invented the phallic shaped citrus fruit. Last wednesday the company I work at suddenly announced they would be firing 70 people and 20 people under temporary hire. It made me think of the wisdom you bestowed on us. You are not worth less, they just can't afford you. Which helped but it still stings, a lot is uncertain now. We have no group leader or management above us at the moment anymore. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=5h9m0s

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gx61superlucent
G’day from down under Thor, I have a therapy software question, do you have any strategies you use to improve your mental wellbeing , been struggling with this recently, thanks, your awesome https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=5h10m40s

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Semphelis
Hey Goblinlord, I just recently started streaming in my free time but now after my first week I found myself always asking if this or that game or this leveling phase or that quest area would be boring for the few people watching. Any wisdom you might be able to share? Also - this is for the goblins: ppl oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ppl https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=5h11m2s

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yoshiInAPenguinOnsie
hey thor 2 crows walked into the bar the bartender immediately called the cops cause there was a murder. Also I always hate visiting raven friends cause of there unkindness https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2350215429?t=11h25m10s

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rimaxolotl
Greetings Mayor, "Buisness" man. . . Sage of the Smol Farret Clan, Bonded of the Chosen Mouse that is not a mouse. DeeeStroyer of Intel, Petter of Axolotls, And grower of grASS that is just trees. Game idea please judge: 3d Vampire Survivors, except you're and Axolotl that swims around in a lake, and every weapon you gain, gets held in the paw of an Axolotl. So eventually you level up and you just are an Axolotl swimming around with 4 guns shooting things underwater. Thoughts? :KEKW: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=0h29m30s

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Genda1ph
yarrCheer500 A glorious morning to you, Lord Thoringthon, the Longest of Lemons, King of Goblins, Keeper of Ligma, wrangler of furry noodles. Discord shenanigans led me to the idea that being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the rear. Turns out, some history professors spread the idea that same-sex relationships heavily contributed to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece. One could say that the people of Ancient Greece loved their ancient grease. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=0h34m12s

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TroyTech
I met this chick online. i want it to stay that way. been down this road before. They want more but always run after seeing me. Shes coming over now m terrified. how could she ever love me? im a creature of the night how could she understand m a half horse half man. gotcha. its the feisty ones birthday today/yesterday! chat tell her happy birthday! have you played rivals yet? her birthday is the same as my moms. also the day i got a yellow belt. thats why i tell her happy yellow belt day! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=0h42m27s

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yokelabductee
hey thor here are some random facts about the human body. / / one human hair can support 6.6 pounds, The average man’s penis is two times the length of his thumb, human thighbones are stronger than concrete. a woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s, there are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet, if saliva cannot dissolve something you cannot taste it, women have already read this message, and the men are still busy checking their thumbs https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=1h6m23s

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Spelunker6
Hey thor! I'm a video creator with ~8k subs on youtube, and I want to do more with my content. Currently I make dark souls challenge runs but I want to turn it more into a story. Any advice for storytelling or becoming a more confident writer? Sorry if this is out of your area of expertise https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=1h8m4s

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gimmeallthebreakspls
I'd like to continue the tts I asked yesterday, about politely asking for better critiques. I have many unfinished creations from projects I've started. The product isn't functional, but for me, the project's done. Designing is like solving a puzzle, once I've proven my idea works, my goal is completed. It's like I asked for help with a jigsaw puzzle, but everyone keeps telling me to believe in the heart of the cards. What I want is help, not praise. Does that make sense? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=1h29m8s

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mvgan
Hello Mr Software and goblin army. My family and I had to say goodbye to our 15 month old cat Billy this week. Just wanted to share a PSA to everyone that lillies are extremely toxic to cats and dogs. Our neighbour planted one and Billy was sick within a day, and his kidneys eventually shut down. Please take care with what plants you have in and around your home. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=1h57m56s

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Skellitor301
yarrCheer500 Hey there Thor man, just got back from recovering in the er from a 105 degree fever, pneumonia is no joke. Remember to take care of yourselves this cold season. And now for a fun fact. Did you know that .4 degrees looks like a dude just shat on your screen? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=2h10m24s

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RedAgent14
YarrCheer500 Hello Thor, do you have any advice on how to get through the mental block when writing up test reports and documentation and for my code? It always feels like a chore https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=2h11m32s

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stoicshield
Good Morning, Lord of the Goblin Mage! I've heard that Annie was part of the Fracking Five too, but as she is the mage assassin, that was the reason you left. I read it in twitch chat, so it must be true! Care to comment? yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=2h13m33s

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kedabosch
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 Good morrow Thor and Goblins. My oldest and I are big fans. They just informed me that they are going to be leaving College due to mental health reasons. I fully support them in whatever they decide but they are afraid to bring it up with their mom. Do you or chat have any words of encouragement? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=2h17m43s

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Karumac
Mr Mayor. Please let everyone know that Treasure Maps are pretty amazing. In fact I had a box earlier give me about 120 Willow Logs. That's what was missing from the economy for the few weeks they were broken. kyaterShrug https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=2h19m56s

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XeroxCopycat
Good morning Captain and Crew. I was wondering if you had heard the story of Absolute Virtue from Final Fantasy XI? How the first attempts of beating this boss took 18-30 hours for full aliiances to beat. Or how the devs would change the fight to counter certain tactics used by the community and so on, forcing them to use the intended strats that required TAS levels of timing and so on. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=2h20m48s

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AspiringNoodle
Hello, Thor. Sorry in advance for all the questions. I'm a mostly introverted procrastinator, chronic overthinker, lack confidence, and have trouble putting myself out there in creative pursuits, but am interested in streaming. Do you have any advice for when starting out but also possibly being limited to busier times? I also worry I'm too focused on making it and am missing out on something fun because of FoF, unhealthy comparisons, and romanticizing the success of others. 1 of 2 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=2h50m20s

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AspiringNoodle
2 of 2. I'm also unsure if I want to be PG13 or 18+. If PG13, I would love to use this name, but I associated it with spicy stuff years ago. Though there is basically nothing aside from a few @'s from spicy artists, I worry about minors finding those. Would rebranding the current account and making a new one with this name be too risky? If I made a new SFW account with a different name but use the same 'sona, would that defeat the purpose? Am I being paranoid? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=2h54m42s

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rimaxolotl
Hello Thoryiest of his name, Fren to Axolotls, Ferret Mech, Human inside of a Human Body, Thor (Derogatory), Enemy of Axolotls, and grower of grASS that is just trees. Also second time called today, have you looked at a game called Eco? its very interesting and could be something you and the community may be interested in. anyway have a great day and pet (with gloves) Axolotls https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=3h32m9s

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Tojo_Foot
Hey Pirate so recently been doing better streaming (alt account) but now I am dealing with harassment and doxxing from someone that was once a friend, he makes multiple accounts to keep doing it. It is tiring and taking the fun out of streaming any advice? (I already contacted police and documented the messages and reported it to twitch) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=3h48m0s

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Flaraggron
Hi Thor, Pirate of Soft hair, keeper of the Secret Wig. He who is the phallic citrus fruit. Last wednesday the company I work at announced out of the blue that they will be firing 70 people. Those that were unlucky received an e-mail after 2 hours after the meeting. This created a lot of chaos and uncertainty. I still have work but it made me think of your wisdom. "You are not worth less, they just can't afford you." So I wanted to say thank you. Please keep supporting the community. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=4h49m15s

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alfred_von_maretan
this is for chat: 500 gram flour. 7 gram dry yeast (or equivalent fresh yeast). 10 gram sugar. 10 gram salt. 250 milliliter milk. 50 gram butter. > melt butter and mix all with rest. knead thoroughly. let rest for 30 mins at warm place. make 6 to 8 balls, apply bakers lye to each ball. bake at 180 celsius for 20 minutes, no preheating https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=4h50m30s

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AlienBLADES
hey thor, im wanting to going the computer industry. I want to go into the Cyber-Security department but also have Q&A in the back of my mind. which would be better to go into? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=4h53m18s

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Anarchaotic
I just started working on the 15th edition of The Halcyon Times, and I am planning to make a post in the general forums section of the AP discord for the community to submit content and give feedback. I was wondering if you had any feedback on the paper so far, and if there was a possibility of getting a short interview with the mayor of Halcyon at some point in the future when you have time? I'd also love to interview Khronos about the Roof Cavalry. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=4h56m55s

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RebeLLionx420
Hey Thor, bits for your thoughts. I've made a few bad decisions, and I'm thinking of making another one. But if no one from the future is gonna come stop me, it cant be that bad of a decision, can it? Also, I'm a huge fan of your work with the Fracking 5, still waiting for you to come back from your hiatus yarrCult https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=5h7m24s

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yesnt3598
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor, it's been a while since I've sent a TTS so I just wanna impart some cursed knowledge for you; Mosquitos use your blood to make eggs. You are the father of millions of mosquitos. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=5h10m3s

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Linkitch
As someone who dislikes abbreviations you sure do use a lot of them. WOW, BIS, AOC, BRD et cetera. But I've always wondered what does S O D stand for? / / / / / / / / / / Suck on deez https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=5h17m38s

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Fa771n9
Hello Gnor! Today I want to share a joke: a gnome goes to the library. "I'm looking for a book on Gnomes." "Gnomes?" Asked the librarian. "Gno," "You are the Gnome Jason, and have been gnomed". Gnory to the Gnomes! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=5h23m35s

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Fa771n9
Hello Thor! It's your wizardly colleague! I'm sorry for the last message. I have been testing a spell which deals psychic damage this week, but it seems I had too much Gnome extract in that last one. You know how it is with spells. Have you been practicing your chants and incantations? Remember: your orb won't ponder itself! Glory to the Wizards! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=5h25m43s

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brejox
I have had a very difficult time mentally the last 3 months due to a stupid reason, which got only worse recently, but your wholesome shorts helps me a little. Also I have painted some miniatures over the last little while, and recently posted one in the discord for some additional motivation to continue. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=5h26m55s

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NaterD95
Hello, wondering on your thoughts to spend a stream, building, priming and painting a big warhammer model, like one of the Knight models, painting them for the ferret rescue and auctioning them off for charity purposes? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=5h27m25s

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Buttloaf
Hey Thor, I'm turning 30 today and starting a new chapter in my life, got a new job, finally got time to work on my dreams and I even proposed today and she said yes. You've been a driving force to me for the past year and I appreciate everything you do! Thank you. p.s. Since you're off tomorrow, happy birthday to Shaye! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=5h28m27s

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zukman1
Good morning mammoth-chinned Troll Mage. I bring to you today's cursed knowledge. The Easter Island heads have bodies. In the 2010s, archaeologists found that two of the Pacific Island figures actually have torsos. Thor may say that he knows this because he thinks he does. No Thor, for however much a fossil may contain knowledge, we know you didn't know about the Easter Island heads having torsos. No you didn't. Nope. Nuh uh, now sit quietly from being gaslighted. yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=5h54m53s

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swahswahswahswah
Hey Thor, your shorts always seem to appear right when I need them, and now thanks to my horrible sleep schedule your stream is there when I need it too. You're an amazing person and a great content creator. The internet is lucky to have you yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=5h58m51s

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liam764478
hey thor hope you're doing well. we need more social deduction games based on the thing cause it's the combination of all time. it's perfect to play with both friends and randoms, because it basically evokes the same feelings as the movie while playing. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=6h19m50s

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OncleMom
Thanks for your wholesomeness, hope life will treat you well. Went to see a projection of fellowship of the ring with an symphony orchestra tonight and I'm wondering what would be the moment you'd want to assist in all 3 of the LOTR movies? Btw im Canadian, im very sorry https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=6h24m9s

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love_fromage
Hi thor, ive said hi before, anyway you're still awesome. Will you be at Montrreal Comic-con in canada Quebec, either way, thanks for being you, i love your content very much. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=6h49m42s

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wolphren_
yarrCheer500 I used to think the whole ferret belly button thing was a meme... A joke... Something people who work with ferrets would say with a wink. That was until about a year ago. While examining a ferret for an annual checkup, the owner kissed the belly button multiple times quickly before I could stop her. I politely explained to the person what she was kissing. She then proceeded to vomit all over the ferret and the exam room. Talk about a ligma meme I wish wasn't true... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=6h51m37s

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gimmeallthebreakspls
please have these bits, and thank you greatly for the advice. I don't talk to many people, and I think I got busy feeling like I had no help, instead of being more open-mindeded on what feedback I think is helpful. Thank you very much. Also, side note, I hate the 500 word character limit, but it's only because I'm unnecessarily verbose and don't know any chat lingo. If I was given no character count limit, my TTS would be five minutes long. Which would be.......... Bad, presumably. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=6h52m16s

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MugDuck_1
Good morning Thor, Goblin King. Your videos inspired me to make games, but I'm an unorganized adhd mess. Do you have an organized process you use when making games, or is it similar to drawing on a blank canvas? Slowly adding until it becomes a piece of art. Also 7. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=6h53m37s

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MetOshi
Thanks for talking about Folding At Home. I've since joined and, when I'm sleeping or at work, have been keeping my PC running to help out, since I'm not actively using it. Might be a small thing to help out with but it's nice that I can help with research from home https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=6h54m28s

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ArtemisRancer
Sending during the talk about Auth and 2FA. I'm wanting to get into my projects now I'm medicated for ADHD that I was constant told all my life I didn't have. I'm trying to decide if I should build my own SSO and Identity provider for my projects, or use a third party auth and idap service like Kinde. What are your thoughts? yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=6h57m30s

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bforo
yarrCheer500 Hello Subpar Spyware, Spymask here, with more funny aoc news. Yesterday we were trailing a blacksails 6 caravan convoy in a 40man raid, ready to attack, when we spotted anoterh 40 man fed raid trying to attack from the opposite direction. We immediately switched the raid to defend the caravan from the feds and utterly destroyed them. Imagine their faces. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=6h59m20s

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smilingcynic7
thank you Thor for your wisdom and motivation. Another game is being born because of you. You've guided me through some dark ages in the past few months. Also, ave the ice doughnut, but Earth is a pan with a handle leading to the mount Olympus https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=9h22m37s

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DrakonTheRipper
Free will is a great thing. I saw videos about ice cubes made with tea or similar things. I've decided to use this knowledge to take revenge on my enemies. Now i use the stale hot dog broth to make Ice Cubes for Guests i don't like. You are welcome, no need to thank me for sharing this wisdom. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=9h49m20s

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TallMatt
It's been a few weeks now since I misplaced my copy of Wii Sports, and it's starting to get to me a little bit. I guess I better calm down before trying to find it again... deep breaths, in, and out, and in... fuck, now I lost the game AND I'm breathing manually. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=14h59m22s

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scap3r
Hey Thor, Advice needed. My best friends son is suffering from severe hypospadias, a condition in which the urethra is not in the correct position. After seven operations in the Netherlands, the medical problems can now only be resolved by specialized operations in Texas, America. He has started a gofundme and I want to help him but dont know where to start. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=14h59m54s

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Trybbe
Hi Thor, I am a small content creator, and I wanted to ask you about Gear-Up Game Booster. They reached out to me for a partnership, but I can’t wrap my head around how it works. Would you mind sharing some of your knowledge so I don’t end uptaking a scam as my sponsor? Thank you https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=16h30m21s

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DiarmuidVT
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor, I was wondering if you had heard of a game called Bombe. It's a game where you effectively teach the computer how to play minesweeper via rules used to mark spaces as "clear" or "bomb". https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=16h31m33s

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glorpouslink
good morning thor I found my parents old bread maker and made my first loaf yesterday just basic white and it was surprisingly easy gonna try and make a whole wheat and cranberry and walnut loaf next time. also Steven was showing off a spear last night on Aoc, and then married a couple in game it was really cool https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=16h32m15s

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MyInbox
Hey thor have you had a chance to look at the guild auction house addon? its a really cool addon but i know alot of people are a little sketched out about it because athene made it and they are worried about the security with it https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=16h32m54s

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cynderhd
Thor, I have obtained cursed knowledge that I must share with the community. If you really stop and think about it, Twilight, one of, if not the, best selling romance novels of all time. Is about. Necrophilia. Do with this what you will. DidIBreakIt https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=16h33m50s

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QueentasticVT
Hey Thor, Goblin Lord, Slayer of sugma, Head of the ligma, Elitist of the burns, I want to let you know that the goblins deserve an applause. We have almost hit 1,5 billion points in the folding category. Almost top 1000, Almost 11000 work units. Clapfor the Goblins. Proud of this community. Proud to be a part of all of us. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=16h35m56s

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figmentmaterial
Hey Thor, I just wanted to say thank you. You inspired me to get back into coding after 17 years. It has given me a creative outlet and gotten me back in touch with my artistic side after a long time working on my mental health. I now have a Discord bot that only makes fun of my friends but it's a robust shitty bot that now is fully automated in a Docker container, has robust monitoring, and really solid error checking with clean ass comments and efficient logic. I'm very proud of it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=16h37m23s

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Skellitor301
Hey Thor did you hear about Narc being called out for his shitty review of Ashes of Creation? Like he has such a poor understanding of what an alpha is and has this idea that having an outsiders perspective is the best way to review games. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=16h40m59s

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HIGHPriestJoekage
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 I recently became the head of conservation at the zoo I woke at and am trying to bring back a wetland habitat for some endangered amphibians but also a really cool dragonfly. I am applying for grants any advice on dealing with the Feds? Or any advice on getting a big promotion and being afraid to frick it up? Thanks goblin king you are the best! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=16h41m38s

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SinR2014
Hail, and well met, Sir Lemon the Long. The other night on Winky's stream he got into a talk about how you inspired him to continue streaming after seeing how wholesome you are. He was also inspired by the Ferret Rescue to start his own Animal Rescue in his garage https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=16h43m45s

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Seviryn
I'll be honest, I'm not big on watching WoW, but Mister Strimmer is entertaining enough to keep it interesting. Also the constant first time messages asking why your health is at 1 is always amusing. As always, thank you greatly for what you do. ♥ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=16h44m8s

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QueentasticVT
Hello Thor, we meet again but for a different purpose. Just a friendly reminder for everyone to drink some water and remember to eat, eating though is not for the mods yet as no one has fed them bread. Anyway.. Thank you for everything you do and contribute to the world. We all are small, but we can make ourselves a better home. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=16h44m29s

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Zultralord
I've decided to end your reign on my parents by lying to them. I plan to tell them that you fell off the wagon and hardly have any viewers and just lay in filth with a big beard. I'll tell them that i'm still your friend because i got your back no matter what. But i'll make sure they know how much you depend on me everyday. It's sad i have to go this low, and i'll have to keep everyone off the internet... but i'm zultralord and if i can't buy my wins, i'll make them up. cheers chump https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=16h56m46s

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dragonblood2013
Hey Thor, wanted to see if someone made a tts for the bundle i saw and saw and old tts that humble f'ed up their affiliate links Sadge, they made an bundle with games that you mentioned multiple times for programming. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=16h57m21s

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XJackson
hi thor. you talk a lot about mmo as a genre and different games you've played, but I've always been curious. how do you feel about everquest, its personally my favorite but I'm always curious on other opinions on it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2351197472?t=16h59m21s

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TroyTech
have you ever played doom? course you have. did you know the video game version is heavily nerfed. like the 40k bolter but extreme. lore accurate doomguy is the incarnation of rage. cannot even be scratched by anything. thats him with no armor on. he dont sleep . endless stamina. keeps killing demons till hes extinguished them all then waits for them to come into existence again. lore accurate doomguy literally eternal. technically has unlimited move speed. he would solo the warp and more https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=0h32m29s

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ASeriesOfMistakes
Thor! I'm wrapping up my first actual game project. Have actually been able to commit to a game project and think I am 1-2 months before having it on steam. I'm proud and happy, almost have all the game features working on saves right now. save file extension, because I can, is this is an unnecessarily verbose save file extension but isnt long enough so i also added this just because I can. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=1h13m0s

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ToxicBizu
Good Morning Thor, I have come with the unfortunate news that I am now addicted to the digital cocaine devil known as Balatro. The addiction is real, but I love everything about the game, the complexity, the style, everything with it, including the Jokers. Have you've heard about the SwashBuckler build? 1 out of 2 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=1h27m18s

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ArtemisRancer
yarrCheer500 I've been playing Rimworld a lot recently and I decided to craft a run based on you. Androids as colonists since we all know Thor is an AI. Eldritch cult ideology as this is clearly not a cult, and ferrets as venerated animals so we can run a ferret rescue. The colony is lead by whoever our best crafter is who becomes the Goblin King. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=1h29m8s

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Denis Brenner
Hi Thor thank you for your amazing work! I’ve been thinking about rising toxicity in gaming. What do you think about linking accounts to personal IDs to prevent creating new ones after toxic behavior? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=2h10m22s

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EnjoHa1320
Good morning. I've recently joined your guild for Ashes of Creation. I find it hard to interact with the rest of the guild out of anxiety, any advice? Thank you for all you do for the community. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=2h11m17s

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Back_Log_Gaming
hey Thor thank you for your inspiration to start streaming, and I have been consistent for a while but I am still failing to collect much of an audience. Also, would you ever consider putting the ost on spotify https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=2h12m21s

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SirBearPC_
yarrCheer500 Good Morning Thor. I just wanted to let you know I appreciate all the love you give to us and the inspiration to go and create things. I've been playing games since the Atari 2600 and have decided to start achievement hunting. Now I've seen a whole new side of games I've never seen before. So, while you continue to inspire people to make games, I hope to inspire people to give them a fair shot and give fair level headed reviews. Next time I TTS, I hope to be a Champion of Breakfast https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=2h14m50s

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CRONighttrain
PSA for chat: if you get stuck on the tracks at a railroad crossing in the U.S.A please call the blue sign and tell the dispatcher which crossing you are at (that info should also be on the blue sign). https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=2h16m42s

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Setteal
Hey Thor! I'm streaming making my game and couldn't be happier. This is your fellow sleep mutant by the way, 5 hrs and docs agree. I just grew my first mushrooms (lions mane!) and cooked them. Addicted now to culinary mushrooms! Thank you so much https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=2h17m25s

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lockdown2341
Hello Thor. Glad to see you're doing okay and sorry to see and hear all the hate. The amount of people pressed over deaths in hardcore WoW is dumb. And the fact most people in our community are trying to cancel you for simply talking to Asmongold, while his community had the more nuanced takes is astounding. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=2h18m45s

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CaptainShinyMew
Hello Thor tis I a Pokémon the shiny blue cat. Don't fear me. And put your balls away you can't catch me. Mr. Thor, I appreciate everything you have done for us. You are the best and the first streamer I've engaged with more than anyone. Right now, I'm watching on youtube on my tv running folds and also running the ferret stream on my pc. All hail to the Ferret Lords and Ladies. And skyrim belongs to the nords. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=2h20m32s

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PamplemousseLacroixxx
Hello Thor, I just wanted to say that I've sorta been a lurker until now but you and your content have been really inspiring to me and I am sorry that this is happening to you. Even if you did make a mistake in a video game, which I don't really believe you did in this case, you don't deserve any of this. No one does but especially not you. You're real light in this world. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=2h21m3s

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trevfrancis
Message 1of 2: Morning Thor, given the flood of crap happening I wanted to remind you that you and the mods are incredibly appreciated by my and thousands of others. You have made a corner of the internet that I feel genuinely at home in and the main reason for that is the phenomenal community you built. You are very much loved and thank you for being you. You have become a source of comfort. Whenever my day has been tough I come here to rest https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=2h22m0s

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trevfrancis
Message 2 of 2: Rest deez nuts on your chin. I had to try yarrLUL– I hope my soggy attempt at a ligma put a smile on your face. Much love to you, the mods, and a very happy birthday to Shae. To the wonderful community of goblins, 7 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=2h22m33s

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Ticho5796
Hello Thor, i just started playing the Division 2 roundabout 3 days ago. and i love it damn!! will you be playing it on stream aswell? saw your video that you want to test it off stream first. P.S. thank you for your streams and for beeing an amazing human who makes many faces smile! P.P.S. when burrito recipe? :) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=2h23m10s

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Saiyanfox10
Hello Thor I'm glad a lot of people given you love and support over this "drama". To change the subject: have you checked out "Solo Leveling" or look at some of the Pathfinder lore? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=7h35m36s

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darkthefox02
Thinking about getting into WoW, deciding between retail or classic as an MMO noob. In retail I mostly want to play a Draenei but I'm tempted to play a Goblin Mage for the meme of being a Mind Goblin. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=7h36m6s

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LukeWolfGames
You and the moderators deserve 100% respect for handling the hate. You are doing an excellent job at keeping the peace with your community and the world. Keep it up. Much love. <3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=7h37m58s

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blindedbyscience83
I Good morning, Thor. I just recently joined ashes of creation, entirely your fault, I might add. Now that I'm in the game, I believe it's high-time that you engage in some old-fashioned corruption of your domain, jacking up the taxes and keeping the excess for yourself. Let's get some bread for ourselves and not the mods! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=7h40m35s

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Aravarth
Hi, Thor. Me again. Do you have a graphics artist you could recommend to me for commissions? I am looking to have Twitch emotes, overlays, etc. designed and would prefer someone starting off their career (i.e., NOT Casynuf), and I will pay fair rates. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=11h55m40s

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MadPsyentist
What a Day! You cross the halfway mark on your gift to charity. You call out a big company on its shenanigans. Then a bunch of salty people being salty in the salt mines of the internet. All the best dude and I hope you have a saner day today. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=12h6m28s

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HybridCevan
Greetings Thor! It's the guy about breaks again, but rather than talk about it I decided you need more Hybrid Humor. What is a truck’s favorite specialty pizza? Flatbed pizza. And flour? Sadly, no matter how you look at flour, it will always be a run-of-the-mill product. Lastly, Managing a circus is a bit like commanding a vessel: They run a tight rope. Enjoy the laughs. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=12h8m45s

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tacos picantes
love and hugs to all the people on stream hope you are having a great time on life if you aren't hope it gets better and talk with somebody doesn't need to be someone you know bye bye now https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=12h11m10s

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NikoSpud
Mr Thor I just want to let you know how much you mean to everyone here. You make getting up in the morning a damn sight easier than it would otherwise be. You have encouraged me to fight through my chronic fatigue and manage to make something, anything. You have sparked something in me that makes me feel a lot less useless in life. Thank you Thor https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=12h13m13s

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Sunobius
Have you heard about Boquila trioliolata? It can change its appearance to match those of its host plants. Here's where it gets weird: it can mimic a plant across a room without coming into physical contact with it, so scientists believed some sort of chemical signaled the polymorphism. This hypothesis was shattered when it mimicked a plastic, fake, decorative plant across the room. Some speculate that is has some kind of plant vision, but it can't see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=12h18m5s

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CRONighttrain
Have you heard of ULTRAKILL? it's a fast paced FPS with a style meter where you heal from the blood of your enemy's. it is surprisingly easy on lower difficulties and unforgivingly hard on harder ones. Also it's the most polished early access games I've seen, can't wait to see what the last few levels contain. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=12h29m25s

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SeaCrusher28
I've been meaning to donate for a while but I feel like now is a good time, you sir are an awesome human being. Everything that you do from the ferret rescue, the game jam, and the huge charity donations (Even if I personally don't benefit it is still amazing). You, Shaye, and the mods don't deserve all the shit these people have been putting you guys through. Much love to you all, bread to the mods, and happy birthday to Shaye yarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=12h32m5s

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JAMESTACORONTE
yarrCheer500 Hello YAML Title Lightning Lord. Mr. Ticonderoga again. My city suspended my license by mistake due to a fubar ticket from august that I paid about a week and a half before the scheduled court date. It was suspended 1/3/25 and i didn't find out until this past friday. As of the morning of 1/13/25, I have gotten my license reinstated free of charge from my city and state. My GM also gave me the proposition to be shift manager for saturdays to close. time to bust my ass yarrBongos https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=12h32m40s

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XJackson
Hi Thor. I feel like regardless of who is right and who is wrong. So many people have taken this situation way out of hand. and i hope above all else you and your mod team stay safe. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=13h2m31s

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Genda1ph
yarrCheer500 A glorious morning to you, Lord Thoringthon, the Longest of Lemons, King of Goblins, Keeper of Ligma, wrangler of furry noodles. Have you heard that Intel is wants to retire SIMD instruction set? For chat - it's the low level instructions set used for optimization. I even have a favourite! Thor, have you heard of simdeez nuts? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=13h3m9s

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goobo_jr_
Hello Thor and friends, very glad you're live tonight. First, thank you for doing what you do! I was the one that had the question about engagement and retention. More context, I am the lead moderator for a small streamer and I am fully in charge of our discord server. It is by no means a large server but we have 500+ members. I'm asking what I can do to just help increase member experience in the community as a lead mod. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=15h9m6s

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winterteaparty
Hey brother Thor, hope to seek for your advise. I am often gaslighted by management and somehow always yielding to the pressure and admitting to a mistake I never did. I was super impressed with how you stood your ground against relentless bullshit thrown at you from other toxic communities. You did nothing wrong, You knew it, and you stood your ground. How I can build up the same level of mental resilience like you? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=15h10m50s

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wallawaller
What do you think of using machine learning to power ai enemies in games? I'm talking about stuff like normal game enemies, bosses and multiplayer bots like you'd see in old shooters like Quake and Counter Strike Source. I got interested in the idea after seeing someone create a Super Smash Brothers Melee ai made by x underscore pilot on twitch that could challenge top ranked players. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=15h17m44s

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gimmeallthebreakspls
not too long ago, I asked you and the chat for some music recommendations, and was given some fantastic suggestions by a lot of you. I wrote them all down and am still going through the list, but I haven't found any suggestions yet that I haven't liked. I just think that's kind of awesome, and all of you are awesome for sharing all these with me. And so, have some bits, and 5 subs as well. Thanks, all of you! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=15h18m44s

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LukeWolfGames
Hi Thor. A question against the fight on The Big Boss of Hate. Will you be reporting streamers to Twitch that have encouraged this kind of behaviour? Whether or not they were streaming, it is against the Twitch Community Guidelines to behave that way and they should pay the penalty. However, respect to you for your decision on this, whatever it is. Also Did you know that Australians now have to pay $12 to do Cheer five hundred now? :( https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=15h19m41s

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lordpalf123
Hey man. Been watching your shorts and stuff for a while now, and have to say. To see all this drama and stuff in your chats is something you don't deserve. You are a great human being who is helping so many people. Rock on, bro https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=15h24m31s

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RenPandApothecary
yarrCheer500 I dunno if this will go through correct and am in need of some advice and encouragement. Had no job for six months, limited as I dont have a car or reliable transportaiton. The place i've been staying can no longer hold me come the 25th. So in 12 days I may be homeless and dont know where to look at for resources that can help? You have always been a great source of encouragement for me and my passions and would appreciate some wisdom. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=15h28m16s

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zukman1
Good morning Captain Thor and Hubert! I bring to you today's cursed knowledge. Most wasabi paste isn’t real wasabi. Wasabi is expensive, so most companies use horseradish instead. In fact, it's actually milder than what you’ve been getting with your sushi. Watch chat, as Thor does not know this either and has to Google it. Yes you do Thor, stop hiding it. Until we meet again! yarrCheer500 . Also, if I own you with TTS a second time in a row, I'm an absolute mad lad and you know it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=15h30m50s

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TheGeekno72
Bonjour Mr Thor! Tis my opportunity to share some cursed knowledge today ! Your fingers are 3D printing your nails, your jaws are 3D printing teeth and your skin is 3D printing hair. To all beardless and balds out there, have you tried replacing the magenta ink ? Also, can't wait to receive my long boi Beans whenever the plushies get shipped off, I'll add him to my collection, next to my GPU plushie. Tell Little_Ham to hurry up and sew them faster! Just kidding, have a nice day chat, 7 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=15h34m20s

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domidude_
You’ve probably been asked this before but is there a game idea that you absolutely want to see but no company has made it to the level you want or hasn’t made something like it in years? My example would be something like star wars 1313 (sadly was cancelled) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=15h41m52s

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XJackson
I heard you mention something about potentially playing everquest. If you ever do, My personal favorite way to play is either on the servers called Project 99 or project "QUARM". live and TLP are filled with bots sadly. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=15h47m9s

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SilvusDev
Hello Mr. Thor you inspired me to try my hand at Game Dev and it has led me to a realization I hate coding lol but I've found a new hobby and passion in animation so thanks without your words and the pirate crew I would probably be still miserable in my daily life. So, Thank You https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=15h49m13s

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ODedonlife
yarrCheer500 I'm bringing Skeksis back. Them aarakocra don't know how to act. You got the crystal, now they want it back. So run away or they'll put you to the rack. Take the shard to the castle. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=15h52m50s

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Maes_ish
yarrCheer500 This time of year when people don't spend much time outside can lead to a low amount of vitamin D. You may want to drink milk or eat fatty fish cause it's important for bone health and mood. Gottem. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=15h53m56s

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Karumac
I have been enjoying Ashes but watching O F has made me miss WoW. I last played beginning of B f A. How has the Level Squish felt for the leveling experience? Do I really just get to pick an X pack for my 10 to 50 adventure? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=15h57m13s

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fireman1399
Hi Thor! I’ve been watching you for awhile, starting with your motivation shorts. I really need to say thank you as they helped me through some of my toughest times with my PTSD as a first responder. Your shorts prevented me from not leaving this world. So thank you for everything. yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=15h59m32s

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gamer_yuukkii
Hi Thor, first time commenting! People like to really throw hate and judge but they would have done the exact same thing of they were in your shoes. You have me and other fans on your side so I hope that helps keep your head held high. For the Horde! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h0m32s

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merlin159
you may have heard ligma, but have you heard od sucma? sucma balls. now with that out of the road have you heard about the new song by imagine dragon. imagine dragon deez nuts across your face. sorry for the deez nuts jokes thor https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h2m59s

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Loreaxe
yarrCheer185 Greetings Cyborg Goblin Lord, I believe I have a severe lack of object permanence. yarrCheer185 Greetings Cyborg Goblin Lord, I believe I have a severe lack of object permanence. yarrCheer130 Greetings Cyborg Goblin Lord, I believe I have a severe lack of deez nuts. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h3m29s

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Fae_viking_princess
Hello, Local Federal Bird Inspector and Hobbyist centaur surgeon with another centaur fact: The human torso is hollow, and all vital organs are packed into the horse’s chest, which houses two hearts and three lungs. The human torso is filled with a dense network of nerves and cartilage, amplifying sound like a living resonance chamber. When a centaur breathes, you aren’t hearing air—you’re hearing the echo of its body processing food. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h5m31s

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Arcaetal
Thor, I just watched the short from 4 days ago about Khronos quitting his day job, where you said, quote "Now's when you have to cancel me." Umm. Hmm. Just, umm, yeah. All jokes aside, you rock man. The haters need to touch grass. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h6m58s

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wolphren_
yarrCheer500 Fun animal fact for the day: fruit fly and gnat swarms are actually flying orgies. That fact will hit you again when you walk through another swarm in the summer. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h8m57s

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tnarg91
What would youur advice be for someone who wanted to enter your jam with 0 knowledge, experience, or anything else to aid them? No dex exp ext. the most I personally have is making a few mario maker levels https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h9m41s

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TheEphemeralKnight
Ho, Thor and the Goblin Brigade. I need your help classifying sauerkraut cooked via slow-cooker. My wife says it's a stew since it has food being cooked for hours in liquid, but by definition, a stew has ingredients that are submerged in the liquid, whereas I add a quarter cup of liquid to a 2 quart crock pot. IMO, there's not enough liquid to call it a stew. I call it a buffet since I have meat, veggies, and a fruit (green olives). Any help is appreciated. Have a great day, all. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h12m21s

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ManDudely
Hello Mister Pirate Thor, this is Mister Abuya from Nairobi. I wanted to thank you for always being so encouraging. You inspire so many Kenyans to be better people, to work and strive to achieve our dreams. In my country we have a serious obesity problem so I worked long and hard and today I have purchased the land to build my people a gym. Thanks to you Mister Pirate, I have a chance to help my people stay healthy. The gym is called Kenya Fitness. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h13m10s

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Gal Katz (Gazbik)
Hello Thor i seek your advice, i am currently mid semester of a CCNA + PC technician studies, i want to eventually proceed to learn DEVOPS and was wondering if i should start now or finish my current studies first? thank you. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h14m56s

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gemin_face
YarrCheer500 Howdy, Thor! You mentioned Repo the Genetic Opera the other day. I love that film! Do you have a fave obscure character? Mine is the DJ Grandma during the song Testify. Also, there seems to be a lyrical continuity issue when Blind Mag meets Shiloh. "You have your mother's eyes, her hair" but Shiloh is bald & her mum had curly hair. Thoughts? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h19m2s

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realdippertv
Sorry, I can't use the Donate Link, it keeps stating "Unexpected Problem". I just wanted to ask how you deal with graphics. I'm truely no artist beyond backend, and I also don't want to setup graphics that I then all have to change again https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h21m23s

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B1ackMagix
Hi Thor! Wanted to say thank you for the charity work you're doing. I'm sorry people can be crappy over something as trivial as a video game. Mods <3and an extra special thank you for the overtime! My pun for you: do Chinese tourists realize they buy their own souvenirs? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h22m21s

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Russell Koester
as a developer yourself I'm curious on your views on piracy for the sake of ownership and game presvation and if there is an okay time to pirate or if it's strictly no go https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h24m17s

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Aegity
Hey Pirate/Thor, 1st time donator. Love your content. Despite the drama of what is happening, you are an amazing person inspiring others including myself. I have Kali Linux and am trying to teach myself more about I.T. defense/cybersecurity. Love ya man. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h26m19s

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Rexlex6
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor do you know Candice? She studies the ancient Tribe of Sukondis near the Coast of Gargleon and lives together with her Greek husband Bofadez and her loyal companion Updog. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h26m58s

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meltedsandcraft
Hello and thank you Thor for all you do. My 1st Gaming PC shows up tomorrow. I got it for AOC! is there a anti-virus that I showed check out or will it already have one? I don't know much trying to learn https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h27m16s

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glorpouslink
Wanted to get you a shirt but its unfortunately sold out but figured I’d share for a laugh anyway link incoming https://sharkrobot.com/products/happy-fusion-fun-times?srsltid=AfmBOoqBTmuu2wloSlT0ENBp_8Vl4syZGUzIJVo4Dn0mzUk9fDEJp9Ks https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h29m22s

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Scülly
thanks for the response to the community about the chat you had with Asmongold about AoC. I saw the comments on the members only thread & it was disappointing how many people had a negative reaction. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h30m20s

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No_Fuse8771
I was born with out a full range of human emotions. I can see what this is without the blinders on. I don't want to add or subtract from the argument. You see who I just donated too, right chat? Jealousy is one of the emotions I'm thankful I don't have. Keep being a good human Thor. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h34m53s

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Pagemasterr93
Hello Thor, for your interview with Steven on the 19th, is there a place we can submit questions for you? really need to know if he plans on adding something like the artistry skill from archeage. Also, I've only recently started watching your streams but you caught me about 6 months ago with the doomscrolling landmines, thanks for that. your positivity is comforting in times of anxiety. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h37m17s

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Alzivar
I think a large issue is that Social media has reached a point where it almost incentivizes people stirring the pot to make money off of drama. Basically when the folks who literally make their money off said drama are looking for anything they can to stay or get into the spotlight. Your community was built on respect and being a safe place and I will always appreciate that. Thank you for being you, and keep up the amazing work, Mods! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h40m6s

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TRUE2120
Hey Thor, I'm new to your content and have been enjoying it immensely as a newbie mainframe developer. I'm currently watching the 'Apex Cryfest' from AOC and was wondering if your PvP'ers have a channel where I can enjoy the fallout? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h41m32s

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Mr Harris
I feel there was a predisposition due to the first run ... and that other dude is pretty cocky it seems ... also ... when you start saying YOU ... people get defensive. props for how you handled it https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h43m15s

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FusionDub
Hi Thor! Is there any risk to be aware of when streaming indie game dev? Computer security or IP security? Can someone see my idea, make it faster, then patent it or something? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h47m35s

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Nifara
Hello Goblin King! Just came to greet for a bit before mentioning the unaswered question! Aside that, I'm starting to hate interactive AIs so much... There's one I want to turn into junk and fried it when I find where it is! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h52m19s

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crayhobgoblin
Hey thor! Wanted to say thank you for pushing for me to get into uni already made some amazing friends and a GF! I am just getting the hang with maya,c++ and UE! I love it!! You're even mentioned in my bibliography! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h52m51s

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Pretty_InPastels
First time here, but i wanted to heartfelt say that i admire your response to the drama, and how calm and professional you remain through it all. Everyone could of done things differently, and to just point you out by name wasn't just unfair, but lacked respect. i salute you for remaining level and staying your course. much love thor https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h53m31s

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Patres33
Love how people send to others for reactions the cutout clips where you talk about you being top enchanter but not your full explanation of the situation also same for asmons view https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h55m30s

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SilverNightwing
Hey Thor, just wanted to let you know that metal hand near the lava was part of a Blacksmithing quest that starts in Winterspring. Only Blacksmiths get something out of it. Also, how comes your cheer alerts are axes? Is it a goblin thing? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h59m21s

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TheRealStiggy
Hey Thor, I wanted know your thoughts for something going on with my Brother. Ever since he was young, it was always his dream to work in the video games industry. He used to work for Blizzard doing QA and several years back his whole department was sacked. He has really taken it hard and has become quite jaded with the industry. What would you recommend for him to get over this slump? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=16h59m41s

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Urenix
What I don't understand is... Why everyone throwing shade. This was literally a minor disagreement over a bad pull. Idk how it exploded. Wth! Okay, bad pull. Whatever. Am I crazy? Also, my first superchat! Hi, Thor! Hope you and your mods are feeling okay. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h4m54s

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nono1776
Hi Thor. Thanks for the great content especially on shorts. I have sent a lot of your content over to my friend who is currently 3D printing and painting minis for his own game. Also hopefully I will join the AoC gang in May. Also would you like to here some interesting stories about my canine? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h6m13s

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ktoma36
Hey Thor, this is the first stream I've managed to catch and I just wanna say I love your youtube short content. I just watched the Ashes of Creation vid that people are upset are about and the game sounds pretty awesome. I played a lot of Mabinogi in highschool and the proficiency system you talked about seems awesome. Are there things for gatherers to go exploring for rare materials cause I do love exploring https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h7m13s

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samcrez
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 Thor. The Never Ending Story photo was cruel. Why do you need to make me sad and call me old at the same time? yarrSadge https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h8m35s

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Tackle50cal
Did I miss something? I listen to your stream as a podcast normally, and then there's a bunch of quote on quote "drama" today, crazy how fast shit can hit the fan sometimes. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h8m58s

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Brethraeus
Hey Thor, I've been enjoying your shorts across the interwebs. But curiously, this has got me wondering. With so many shorts, where are the pants? Do you just not like pants, or do you save those for real life interactions? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h9m15s

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iamthelawz
Not sure if this is how to do this,trying to keep it short and long time lurker of your content. Halfway through my Degree for Cyber Sec and getting asked more and more what my focus is. You speak about your experiences, and I enjoy the social engineering aspects as well as the pen testing myself. What would you recommend looking into for choosing a focus or specialization? What typical options are out there? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h9m43s

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bonkposting
random question: I think you trigger your ad break overlay with Streamer.bot, but how do you handle the swing-in animation in OBS? Any leads appreciated, toggling source visibility isn't cutting it https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h13m41s

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conditi0nal
not really a question, and replying to a different TTS question, but as someone with a rough upbringing and dealt with homelessness i would recommend joining the military depending on where you're at/your age. not a recruiter and hated my military career but i got a degree, job security, and was well taken care of https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h17m8s

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microtash
Hi Thor, I’ve been lurking in chat for a while, found you through AoC, decided getting in on Alpha II was a good idea and have been loving it. Really sorry to see the absolute shite you’re going through. I’ve found your content to be uplifting, fun and full of fur…thanks for be honestly you! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h17m59s

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RockinBirbBoi
You can relax, my friend I can tell you're getting nervous So do yourself a service And try to relax, my friend I'm telling you This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms Whatever we face, we'll be fine if we're leading from the heart No matter the place, we can light up the world Here's how to start Greet the world with open arms Greet the world with open arms https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h18m21s

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QueentasticVT
Hello Thor, Master of frost, Learner of fire, Lord of the goblins with no rings. I have found a bible verse for all the drama seekers. Its called ''Proverbs 30:2 NLT''.. Anyway. Thank you for your always good and honest takes on problems people may have. You matter in the world. You make it a better place. Thank you for you <3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h19m57s

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Watchyosicks
Been a watcher for a while now never really chatting but, your videos got me into cybersecurity and I just passed my Comptia Sec+ on sunday. Thanks for pushing us to do cool stuff. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h21m8s

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MysticXEnvy
Hi Pirate, I am currently studying informatics and cybersecurity. However, along with a passion for those subjects, I love art, music, and games. I am having trouble focusing on one thing to get really good at and I find myself splitting my attention in too many directions. Do you have any advice for me? I also love your streams and you have been a major figure of motivation in my life. Keep rocking on you amazing human being <3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h23m16s

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starwarcher
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer 100 ive been preparing for the para Olympic cycling USA nationals this year and your streams have been amazing background noise for all of hours on the indoor trainer https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h24m43s

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Osiras07
Hey Thor, first time cheering. I watched Asmon review the play, its amazing that they were able to shift blame to you when they made bad calls and bad plays. Keep up the the good work. On a side note, have you considered playing the Star Citizen Alpha? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h25m3s

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MatchaPanda_
Hi Thor! I've never played WoW, but have played FF14 and GW2 for many years. I imagine there isn't an easy answer to this but if you had to recommend retail, classic, or cataclysm classic what would you suggest I go with? Love what you do, keep it up! yarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h26m31s

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Leaguekirkgaming
Thor, I cannot stress enough how it warms my cold, dead, sysadmin heart to watch the tears of a younger internet generation over-react and you handle it admirably in real time. Also really picked up my mental by watching your clips before the YT algorithm fed me the recent drama. Keep on (goblin) king. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h27m38s

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MetOshi
Would it be worth it to do the game jam without joining? I do not know game dev stuff but I want to learn. However, that doesn't stop me from using the same timeframe to learn what I can and try to make a game that fits the game jam theme. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h31m14s

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Pretty_InPastels
what you mentioned about not caring about who someone is, and i agree because life does not boil down to culture, or who you are. it boils down to how you act. Being a good person is neutral, and without identity. its not hard to do, and if you do it others will treat you with the same quality in return. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h32m10s

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The_Phrough
yarrCheer500 My internet router is dying a slow and painful death, what router do you use/recommend? My family gets fiber to the house, and my dad and I are hard-lined while the other four use wifi. Frog and Philip the Philips Head Screwdriver over and out. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h34m47s

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Shadow_64580_
Hey Thor, I've been really interested in making an Armored Core fan game, but I'm not very smart when it comes to tech. I only own a laptop so I'm not sure if I could even try to learn how to create things in an engine. Any advice is appreciated. Thank you in advance. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h49m17s

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maximusismax
Hey Thor glad to see you doing OK considering all the unhingedness, I've been a fan of you and other wow streamers I've loved since forever and it's hard watching everyone fight but people like soda I feel reasonable points that I hope could make everything die down if conceded on, anyway just keep lookng ahead broski just a thought much love <3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h50m18s

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Anterian
Love your attitude toward the WoW drama, bunch of drama it feels like now. Nobody in that group were "god gamers". We love you buddy, nothing but positivity every time I get to watch you. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h50m45s

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SoftwindGaming
Pirate, this is the first time I ever donated bits to anyone because I wanted to just say this....You have been a great guy to follow, and a good positive force. I've seen where other streamers said what they said, and I wanted to let you know I just...can't take that kinda mentality anymore. I cleaned up my follows for me, but also in respect to someone who not only inspired me, but also helped give some damn good advice that helped in dark places. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h51m2s

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Gweasies
Hey Thor, I've been teaching myself game dev on and off for a while now, and I was thinking about finding a mentor. Do you have any advice for my search, or maybe even alternatives you prefer? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h54m58s

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Only1Dshot
I'm sure youve' covered this topic a lot. But could I get your take on the tiktok banning thing? Is there a legit security concern as it is presented? Or is it more more a smokescreen for other agendas? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=17h59m9s

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Maltar125
Hey Thor, been watching you for a while in the background. just wanted to let you know I love what you've been doing and have been a great source of encouragement for me. keep up the great work and I can't wait to see what the future has in store for you. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=18h0m46s

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ankoriongm
Hey Thor, just wanted to say been watching all the drama that's been going around and I just wanted to say I support you. If a run is called, I'd run just like you did because the shot caller said so. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=18h1m4s

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advakar69
Hey Pirate, 1st time being here. But not 1st time seeing you around, keep up the great work you do love the content. And all the cool advice you give out. Thanks again for everything you do. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=18h1m35s

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ixann1
hey Thor, I am creating a TTRPG and have started a Kickstarter and Discord server for it, but I was curious as to what you think makes a good TTRPG? I am standardizing a lot of mechanics to focus on storytelling and GM creativity and world building https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=18h1m53s

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missplacedoptimism
yarrCheer500 So I usually post the silly memes, but I have a genuine question. I am a disabled individual with both physical and mental disabilities that make it hard to work. It's hard to find energy to do most remote work, but staying entertained while I work can make all the difference in the world. With that being said, is the discord section the best place to sit and wait for moderation vacancies? Thanks for being the chillest person I've ever known. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=18h3m24s

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mattchewie888
Hi Thor, Love your content and been lurking. I've been working on a game and with a full time job, family, streaming etc. i work on it when i can which is fine (no deadline on game). The script is easy to do, but I'm not good at art, and can't afford to pay someone to do it, so i'm trying to learn to do it myself to get another skill, but I know it won't be as good as what someone else can do, and I know AI would be easy, can be frowned upon https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=18h5m6s

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Ruin Wolf
hey Thor, I work as an aircraft inspector and have a ton of free time when we don't have a plane to work on so I wanted to try learning coding. where do you suggest I start looking? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=18h7m26s

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Barbarian0311
Hey Thor, Love your energy and you gift for sharing knowledge with the community. You seem like such a great guy. Love what your doing, and love the community you have been growing.. Thank you for all your hard work! All the love brother! - your friendly neighborhood Veteran! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=18h9m7s

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JumpForJ0y
Recently leveled up to the big 4-O and figured you'd enjoy laughing at the DLC i unlocked. Not to get too shitty about it, short story is that eggnog used to be my favorite thing about xmas. gg mother nature https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2352947882?t=18h9m26s

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CaptainShinyMew
Hello Thor I have created ferret propaganda with yarrBongosbefore and after every phrase it goes. PET THE MODS EAT THE ADS TURN OFF BRAIN WATCH THE FERRETS BUY THE PLUSHIE BE BLANKET BURRITO PROTECC YOUR EARS VIBE TO TUNES FEED THE HOLE. I think it's pretty good though, @MattIsNotASheep suggested. EAT THE MODS PET THE AD BUY THE BRAIN WATCH THE FERRETS PROTECC YOUR PLUSHIE VIBE TO BURRITO TURN OFF EARS FEED THE TUNES BE BLANKET HOLE. My question is which one do you personally prefer? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=0h11m53s

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gimmeallthebreakspls
I have a theory that the English language is basically just math. All words either are or have a base word, to which you add a prefix and suffix. If you don't know the base word, but you know your prefixes/suffixes, you can also solve for the base word. It's all math. Everything is math. Why is this relevant? It isn't, I'm just using you and chat as rubber ducks for some of my weirder ideas. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=0h56m24s

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Aggressive_Pear
Hey Thor, I'm hoping you know something about this as an ex blizz employee. During Lich King, a loa was basically a troll god. I'm getting back into wow and exploring shadowlands and now there are loa's on other planets that don't have trolls. Do you know Blizzard's current classification on a loa? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=0h58m3s

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Laggol
Hi Thor, just wanted to say thanks for inspiring me to try game development. This game jam will be my first, and I'm excited. I'm an escape room designer, but those never make me as excited as this https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=1h24m21s

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NovaNebulist
Hey Thor was sad to hear the news but wanted to say that I have loved your content and the community surrounding it since I started watching a couple months ago. Have a wonderful stream https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=1h37m28s

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CaptainShinyMew
Hello Again. Tis I the Mew of the Shinies and no put your balls away. You can't catch me. Mr. Pirate am I curious to ask what is your most favourite game of all time and why. captai3048Sippiescaptai3048Patcaptai3048Pwease https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=1h38m3s

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PanMeowgi
Good Morning Goblin King, or should i say Dzień Dobry, no idea why but i got my lazy ass to the game jam, i have no clue how to start have no exp in making games, but you did motivate me to learn! Bread soup for the mods! Oh you should realy try out some Polish food, will be happy to share some recepies. No ligma detected. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=1h57m39s

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theodoros_1234_
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor, sending TONS of love your way. It doesn't matter what those toxic haters say, you ACTUAL community of goblins still loves you and fully supports you. It's so heartbreaking to see you, one of my favorite people who's done so much good, get treated like this. The only thing you've done wrong is not giving bread to the mods, cause they've DAMN WELL EARNED IT with all the toxicity they've had to deal with lately. Stay strong brother, and MASSIVE respect to the mods! yarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=2h11m58s

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JAMESTACORONTE
yarrCheer500 well, it feels like the last few streams were akin to world war three. ive heard news about the guild on twitter and wasn't believing it until you confirmed it. last time i promise. welcome back Greek Mythological Liberating the Throne Creating the Ashes of the Second Phase Guardian Druid Heartbounded Block gamed Advanced Micro Deez Nuts 4K FLIR yarrBongosHappy Birthday Factorious Long Lemon Sanders Goblin Lightning Lord. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=2h13m29s

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captainkae_
Just wanted to share a personal anecdote. So i'm a trans woman and i'm a mom to a 9 year old boy. He knows and understands the circumstances about what makes me a mom and not a dad. But as he grows older i know he's going to ask more complicated questions about the matter. When that happens, i figure it's best to be... Trans parent ;) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=2h16m48s

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triss_exe
hey! Wanted to stop in and say thankyou so much for spreading as much love and motivation as you do! 6 months ago when I first started seeing your content it gave me the motivation to start leaning dev! I've now got a handful of fart hotels haha much love to you all! 😊 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=2h17m38s

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yokelabductee
good luck to all who are participating in this game jam, i hope you have a great time. hey thor How do you stop a bull from charging? / / / / / / / Cancel its credit card https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=2h20m39s

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gradyo1993
Hey, Thor just wanted to say Im sorry to see all of the insane, unhinged bullshit resulting from a nothing burger of a situation in a video game. I know you stated last stream that you're not letting it get to you, and I wanted to say thank you for all you do for people and everything the community you have cultivated has done for others as well. I hope that this all ends soon. You are amazing and I hope you continue to see all the success you are owed. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=2h34m21s

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ChiefMultiHat
Greetings Goblin Lord! You are a positive influence, mentor and expert in your field. I started work on a game, found your stream and been encouraged to keep working on it. I appreciate you. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=2h35m22s

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Razormadness
yarrCheer500 Pesto is adorable, she's going to turn into a big fuzzy girl. Take a look at girl with the dogs, she's got a great undercoat brush and on her website has guides on how to wash dogs of that breed. My rotty cross is an adorable goblin at 58kg, needs to chew goat horns at night, since their ancestors hunted at night, and so much training. Also if you teach her shake, she will paw open doors if she's smart enough https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=2h38m18s

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BlessEpiK
A Blessed Day to you, Thor. can you believe that it is the year 2025 and we have yet to invent processors capable of native trigonometric computation?! Well, the Algorithm is bothered that this hasnt been created and has tasked me with building such a processor. The computer is telling the human what to do and how to do it. The designs are plausible, so why not? guess im building a trigonometric processor based upon photonics. Never a dull day with science! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=2h39m31s

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Kayveman3_
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 Good Morning Goblin Lord Thor! Just wanted to say, I hope you haven't been losing any sleep over the recent events. Soon the Mods will be back to feasting upon all of chat's bread in preparation for hibernation and the chat hoppers will have moved on to another unfortunate victim. We love you oh Goblin Lord. Keep on keeping on. 7's <3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=2h42m56s

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dr_observer8
Hi Thor, how have you been? In the spirit of the jam, I’d like to suggest an idea: checking out new games on Steam. The concept is that the community could curate and vote for 3–5 small indie games released on Steam in the past week for you to play on stream. There are so many cool and fun games that get buried there—it’s almost criminal, haha! If this idea is impractical or doesn’t make sense, I apologize in advance. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=2h44m9s

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Dinomannen
good thorning. hope you shaye and all the animals are doing well. Super excited for the gamejam today, i got my rubberducky godot plushie and my emotional support kitten ready for 2 weeks of madness. yarrBongosps jerma is not behind you wink wink https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=2h48m42s

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trevfrancis
Hi Thor, it has definitely been A Week. Rather than harp on it, i will instead say I am extremely excited for the Game Jam, for more AOC and - if i may be so bold - the return of Noita so that we can attack you with chests full of cheese and exploding ducks. Much love as always to you and the mods! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=2h57m26s

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cursedmoon13
yarrCheer500 I'm almost certain you've been asked before, but I wasn't there, so I'm asking (possibly) again. What are your thoughts, as a developer and gamer, about players in Marvel Rivals being placed in bot matches when queuing in quickplay after suffering a number of losses? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=3h2m12s

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Ghost_Text
I saw a video from a channel called rantwo about how the copypasting the splinter cell conviction formula hurt Ubisoft. I do think that genre could be called improvised action rather than stealth https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=3h12m4s

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AwesomeJedi99
yarrCheer500 Hey, Cyber Jesus. How are you? I have a few things to say. What was childhood like in 1255 till 1265? I have also brought bread to mods and set them free from your basement. Yesterday morning I nearly pooped myself because I was watching a horror show and the power went out. I went to look for a flashlight and got scared as I saw a silhouette of what looked like a demon crawling on the ceiling. It was a ceiling lamp. How do you trigger a cutscene? Like how does it work? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=3h18m31s

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zukman1
Good morning Captain Thor, I bring to you today's cursed knowledge. A flock of ravens is called an “unkindness”. They’re also known as a “conspiracy,” which is equally creepy. Until we meet again! yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=3h25m31s

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AquilusAKAStu
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 Hello Thor, Lord of Goblins. The following is a message from the Bread Man. I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days. The wheat. The rye. The sourdough. The pita. Even the banana bread. All of it. Its all on the way to the mods. There is no stopping it. This message will be bread in 7 seconds. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=3h43m48s

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sirborksal0t
Hello Thor Cult leader of perfect hair. thank you for getting me into soups. I was hoping to your thoughts on a game in development for almost 5 years now, iv been there since the begging pretty much and is very close to my heart. Kindred Fates i would love to hear what you have to say about it. (haven't been many new videos lately) thank you gobbo lord https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=3h45m3s

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plasmaGeist
Thor, I came on here to tell you, that you are an absolutely awesome human being and I hate to see you being constantly under fire for a death in a video game. pls be assured your goblins love you very much https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=4h7m57s

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a_bubonic_plague
so first a of the d and d group, I accidentally killed a mini boss instantly with a javelin I rolled a D20 for accuracy and got a 20 DM asked to roll a D12 and a % dice got a D12 and max % i added smite on to that so I rolled a D8 got an 8 killing him instantly and pinning him to the stage floor because I was on the 2nd floor https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=4h8m12s

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cereal_choochoo
gmornin Thor, lord of the storm, keeper of ferrets, jammer of games. We've had a pretty slow start here at the choo choo train factory. So im going to regale you in the mess-ups within the factory from last year. A loco came uncoupled and slammed into the embankment trashing the back end, a loco was pushed into our switch table pit, bobcat was almost fliped while coupled to a loco being moved on the switch table. nobody was hurt fortunately, but keep in mind these weigh over 300 tons. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=4h9m9s

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googly_eyed_beast
Hi Thor, I just did my first twitch stream tonight, it was awkward, clunky, and probably worthy of the void, but I want give it a try. Thanks for the encouragement to try something like this. Now I just have to figure out how to connect to people LOL. Thanks for the positive and supportive community you have built. Hope you have lots of fun with what you are doing. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=4h24m2s

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Genda1ph
yarrCheer500 A glorious morning to you, Lord Thoringthon, the Longest of Lemons, King of Goblins, Keeper of Ligma, wrangler of fuzzy noodles. I have a question about your calendar. You say that you only do things that are on the calendar, but does that involve breathing? Does Khronos need to add a whole-day event "breathing" or is it a separate task for every breath? Do you have to mark them off as well? Please let us all know! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=4h37m52s

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AwesomeJedi99
yarrCheer500 I have a certain video game in mind that I would like to make eventually. For now, I want to make art and design and animated fan films and my own stuff. What is the best video game adaptation in your opinion? To add to that, what is the greatest video game sequel ever made? What is the best movie sequel ever made? If a horse stood next to an elephant's butt, how hard would that elephant have to fart for that horse to pass out or fly away? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=4h59m15s

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whatthesooshi
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 There are thousands, myself included who will always be inspired by you Thor, without saying too much, if they don't need you, we. need. you. I need you. Keep changing lives king, keep doing good in the world. Stay freaking awesome yarrLoveThanks man https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=5h7m52s

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RRC_Dokuro
Hi Thor, Even if you choose not to play WoW HC again, do you think you will at least login when KristoferYee is online as he has mentioned a few times in his streams the past couple of days that Hubert misses his best friend, so I think it would be just some good RP for Pirate and Hubert to say goodbye and say that Pirate has been called away for a greater purpose and may not see each other again or something. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=5h8m18s

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The_Bacon_Dragon
Hey Thor, I'm curious if you watched much for cartoons when you were a kid. I've gone back to look at different villains in cartoons and saw that some actually had family members that would visit them. Dr. Robotnik in Sonic the Hedgehog had Momma Robotnik, Mandark from Dexter's Laboratory had his sister Lalavava, while Gargamel in the Smurfs had Garga Pa and Garga Ma. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=5h9m14s

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The_Bacon_Dragon
Garga Ma Nuts, In all seriousness though, unfortunately I won't be able to do game jam this time around. Couldn't seem to get a team, work decided to be terrible with scheduling, and for the trifecta life decided to say, "Well, you could get sick right about now." So, I guess I'll at least be looking forward to everyones creations. YarrJoke YarrHeart https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=5h10m27s

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Onimusha113
Hi Thor just wanted to say thank you you popped up on my feed during a really hard burnout from my work, you made me realize that I don't like what im doing and inspired me to begin developing my own games im still a total newbie but I went ahead and participated in the game keep doing great things. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=5h27m26s

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ScreamingCowboy
Good morning Thor, today is my birthday and life is exciting right now. My wife is now 36 weeks pregnant, I'm learning programming, and I'm challenging my self to compete in the game jam. I just want to thank you for reigniting my interest in programming, much Texas love from my family to yours, and keep doing you, your awesome. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=6h6m7s

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CaptainShinyMew
just added my Microsoft account to my google AUTH cause i got one of those weird "self sent" emails. Changed my password and added google auth as my 2 way auth so I saw I had 100s of failed sign-in attempts so i added some more secruity https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=6h48m9s

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domidude_
Hey Thor, asked on last stream but cant check the vod and wasn’t here for the answer: Is there a game idea that you absolutely want to see but no company has made it happen to the scale you want? something most indie studios probably cant pull off and due to size and triple and double a due to lack of funding/interest. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=7h8m45s

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NewmilQ
Dear team, I have recently been put in danger as a EMS. As a result i've been hospitalized. my skill as a (3 time business maker) recently a UI (ai) & clip maker and event organizer 12yrs exp). i hope this comes off as curiosity and not entitlement. i will work for free now, #1 P.S na. 30m post views. GOAL: grow and be useful. @myjotbot.com was my previous job and i left -30k owed with 500 hours lost. @mods i undsnd if 07 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=7h9m53s

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jdfallout420
Hello Thor and Mods, just wanted to say keep being you, kicking asterisks and taking names you guys are. The positive creators I’ve found through you, yourself included, have given me some much needed perspective on some important issues in the world that impact myself, and have motivated me to make positive changes in my life. So thank you. And to the goblins, this is the best not a cult i could ever ask to be a part of. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=7h11m51s

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rockevan
Hello Thor having a good day? Hope im not a bother on this but ive been frustrated on the drama that has encompassed on onlyfangs. And am making an effort on making my first video ever on it. I believe you are Right and wanted to speak my voice. Should I? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=7h16m56s

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jafro93
never touched coding or streaming or game making. but I’ve signed up for the jam and I’m honestly looking forward to it. should be awesome thank you for everything you do for the community. have a great day https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=7h17m23s

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DRoBLAZEDELL
Hey Thor, I recently finished Majora's Mask and am into these music box style games. Would you ever do a longplay of Outer Wilds again? I want to get into it but it seems complex and people say it is a different experience on replay https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=7h19m41s

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rimaxolotl
Hello Thorp, I have come to you from the Axolotl Association. We have recently been informed that you have paid your Axolotl Taxes! Thank you very much! Unfortunately due to Shenanolotls, our Taxolotl Records indicate that you are behind on your Axolotl Taxes. Please go to the nearest Axolotl and pet them, Tell them they are a good Axolotl to clear the Taxes. Thank you and worm regards from the Taxolotls https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=7h22m6s

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Thaxorin
Avid watcher here and glad to see the donations keep coming in. BTW, you know what plant to be wary of? an Ambush. Well, this is my TTS and glad I don't have to work tomorrow aka why I am here. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=8h39m56s

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S1lly_K1x
yarrCheer500 goodmorning thor and chat, dutch butter lore guy here. got some languistic fun for ya'll today. first of all english is only the most spoken germanic language in the world. americans often laugh when they hear the dutch word for notes is notities. now in dutch note phonetically means nut. so while we only write on no-tities, you muricans ride on deez nuts. ha gottem https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=8h57m54s

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Maes_ish
yarrCheer500 While most people think that Pikachu is the original pokemon, Rhydon was actually the first pokemon designed. Gottem. Gotta say though, I think my favorites the little stubby guys like clefairy and gengar. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=9h0m36s

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GranddaddyLit
brain teaser time! The Heaven or Hell Doors You are standing in front of two doors. One leads to heaven, the other to hell. There are two guards: one always tells the truth, and the other always lies. You can ask one question to one guard to determine which door leads to heaven. What do you ask? answer in next donation https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=9h8m34s

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GranddaddyLit
Why it works: • If you ask the truth-telling guard, they will truthfully tell you what the lying guard would say, which would be the wrong door. • If you ask the lying guard, they will lie about what the truth-telling guard would say, again pointing you to the wrong door. • In both cases, the answer they give you is the wrong door, so you simply choose the other door. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=9h14m49s

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Talonnask
Hey Thor, Have you heard of a game called Space Engineers 2 that's coming out in early access soon? and what are your thoughts on there new engine they have designed for it? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=9h15m40s

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Umorvis
Hey Thor! I am so happy to have found your content and Stream. You've helped me through a massively rough patch in my life. Thank you for all you do and please keep it up. Don't ever let anyone say you're not a really cool dude. yarrHeart https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=9h16m37s

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Didocartago
hey Thor fellow infosec professional turned game dev here. I found your channel because of your clip about Defcon and it’s 6 months later and I just released my first game on Steam! Thank you for inspiring us! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=9h33m8s

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FrostGoose
yarrCheer500 Hello Goblin Lord, sorry you and the mods have probably had a busy and long week, so here's something new I learned this week. Have you ever heard of animals of the Genus Ligumia?. . .<insert pause here>. . .Genus Ligumia. . . Are a fresh water mussels, some of which are native to North America. . .If you thought I was going to say Ligumia nuts, then got 'em. yarrJoke https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=9h33m34s

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Guttsu_The_Gamer
Good Morning Thor, I know you don't allow politics on your channel, and this isn't political, but have you heard of Vladimir Putin's recent comments on A I? I think it's pretty crazy and I'm curious what your thoughts are on it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=9h46m39s

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Sheeva
hi, Thor. love your content, keep up the good work. I have an opportunity to work with the army in cyber security, and I'm curious what your thoughts on the future of the field might be. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=9h51m55s

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wolphren_
yarrCheer500 Fun Animal Fact for the day: 1/4 of all studied bird species have testies assymetry - usually the left. There is no known reason if this assymetry has any benefit to the individual. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=10h14m43s

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ArakATK
yarrCheer500 Pritate Software, pray return to the waking sands. You should try Bigos, it's a polish hunters stew. It's delicious. Unrelated, I'm going to win this game jam. Not because the judges say so, but because I'm gonna learn something. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=10h21m9s

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Hapyvenom
Hey Thor! Do you remember the game grandma don't click that? I recently saw a video of it and it looks dope as he'll. If I remember correctly that was a game that ranked highly from last game jam? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=10h26m35s

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TroyTech
dinoblade n steam. n 91 hit my head. 16 stitches. 2001 struck by lightning. 2011 motorcycle broke foot. semi truck 2021. 2031 rip my peace. if aoc solo cleric op have you tried oops all clerics led by khronos v u wit tryhard party? win u debut as a vtuber u should stream with vtuber named bubi. u n bubi would hit it off. i c the ferrets in a trenchcoat split off by mitosis from spaghetti n2 a new puppy. btw im a half horse half man deez nuts. u never figured it can be a deez nuts. jo mama https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=10h32m7s

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The_Bacon_Dragon
On my earlier tts of not being able to find a group. Apparently discord was pulling shenanigans and not showing me that I was getting DMs. Have a group and will try to pull through sick/work to make it work. Getting to bed for more rest, good luck on the Jam Theme voting. Chat, vote with your hearts and minds and no goblin shenanigans, please I beg of you. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=10h35m2s

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Tiger_football
gm Thor, I love your content! I have a request for you. I really love your game dev content, but I can't always watch stream to catch it. Is it possible for you to save off that awesome content to YouTube so goblins who can't watch it in real time can catch it later? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=10h37m39s

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Didocartago
!tts Hey Thor fellow infosec turned game dev here. I came across your channel after your video about the DEFCON story, and six months later I just released my first game on Steam! thanks for inspiring us! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=10h41m23s

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kingdomchaun
i could use some friendship and support. My mom was flown to hospital with 50 percent kidney function than today went down to 30 percent she is all skin and bones and top it off my dad is struggling with some place issues where he will have to move alot is happening all at one time and I'm worried for loosing a biological parent she may have had issues but still love her I'm just lost ty for being a shining light thor and chat https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=10h54m36s

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dyle_korthuis
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor I was just able to get the Heartbound key for channel points it only took me 13months and learning to love the grind because the demo was too expensive to buy https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=10h56m0s

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julliAtHome
Hello Thor and Goblins. I just got my refurbished RTX 4090 and what can I say. No more heating in this room for the season. I am also hyped to see what awesome stuff will come out of the game jam. Make all the jam! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=11h2m23s

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LittleSiberianBear
what really bothers me about the recent shit-uiation isnt' the people denying facts. isn't the "content" creators taking you blatantly out of context. accusing you of having the e word when the accusers and harassers are too up their own butt to acknowledge they may be wrong. it was the refusal of eveidence but even that wasnt' bothers me. it's the bad decision to kick you from leadership that should KNOW better. false narratives all around. me and mine still get hate over lies. i quit. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=11h2m44s

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cupcakewarlockk
Hey Thor, I hope you're doing well. I would love some of your advice. I am a college student majoring in interactive narrative with the intent of going into the games industry as a writer. I am a third year and last semester I failed 4 classes due to some pretty serious family issues and the mental health struggles that came with that. I am still very passionate about what I am studying but frankly ashamed of how far I have fallen behind. How do I move forward? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=11h3m19s

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JAMESTACORONTE
yarrCheer500 Greek Mythological Liberating the Throne Creating the Ashes of the Second Phase Guardian Druid Heartbounded Block gamed Advanced Micro Deez Nuts 4K FLIR yarrBongosHappy Birthday Factorious Daring Ethereal Emitting Zomboid Noita Unanimous Taco Sandwich Long Lemon Sanders Goblin Lightning Lord. Ticonderoga again. The last tts about the last few streams being WWIII was me. Becoming shift manager at work. also i have feelings for one of my managers at work. assistance please https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=11h7m59s

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rivertv
just wanted to send some love over. You inspired me to take on coding and I just got my python certification. I'm also beginning to make content for my YouTube channel. I appreciate you. And this is all I can afford to spare. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=11h14m38s

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dj_buckethead
I just wanted to take a moment to tell you how much I appreciate everything you’ve done. I know things have been challenging lately, but I’m here for you, always. Your impact means so much, and my support for you will never waver. Love you more than words can say, and I’ll stand by you till the end of time. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=11h31m26s

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Argonius_Doge
In all seriousness, I am once again sharing Xelu's Free Prompt Pack. It is a CC0 button UI pack that's used in games like Outer Wilds, Hunt: Showdown, and Mega Man Legacy. https://thoseawesomeguys.com/prompts/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=11h32m27s

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gemin_face
YarrCheer500 Thor my man! I've discovered some serious ligma potential. We need to workshop this! It's an actual organic polymer called LIGNIN. There's so much promise here. Help Goblin Kingdom! Let's brainstorm. Links incoming. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lignin https://youtube.com/shorts/eR14v3dpH4w?si=oZB5R_HR9wgKZ4XI https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=11h33m34s

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BarrexGray
Hi Thor! Hope you are doing well. Recently I've been struggling to stay focused when it comes to working on projects I'm passionate about. I'm not sure if its my brain or if its an outside factor. Any advice when it comes to staying focused? Thank you for being you! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=11h37m14s

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Marius
Hi Thor! you seem like a person of insight and profound wisdom. Do you know why they do not make full length movies like game cinematics’? they are so well made and story vise with the games well-loved In most franchises. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=11h39m6s

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Jecht2
I think the most amusing thing about this whole getting you cancelled is that this came a couple of days after your short of Khronos becoming fulltime and you daring people to cancel you :P https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=11h40m41s

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IrishVideoGameOrchestra
Happy partner anniversary Thor! Heartbound orchestral medley will be in the works soon - been on a video game music composition course which has delayed everything else. Hope you're doing well! yarrLoveyarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=11h40m55s

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Muchomouse
yarrCheer500 Greetings mister soft hair. Longest of Lemons. I am working on setting up streamer bot stuff. Do you run your notifications through it, or du you use something like streamlabs for that? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=11h44m42s

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TushkaKeith
!tts Hey my dude first off, happy birthday! Hope you have a great day and eat some cake. Secondly, I hope you're doing well mentally and just in general after all the events that have happened. Hang in there. You're an awesome person and we appreciate you! Have a great day sir! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=11h47m3s

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TheGreatNobby
Hello father of ferrets. Im going through the motions of climbing the I.T. support desk and I find it hard working with the people in 1st line who dont seem to care and give me jobs that they should be triaging. How did you deal with difficult people in the workplace? My manager doesn't seem to care. Also, can you spare me some oil? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=11h51m57s

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viath_
yarrCheer500 hi thor! very excited for the game jam! i participated last time, and this time i convinced a friend to try it out! we're both working solo but we're going to discuss our projects with each other as we work on them :) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355581482?t=11h55m3s

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ScyllaFren
yarrCheer500 Hi Thor, About the AoC miner meeting, let's not take it for Granite, let's put a Tin in it for now. And about my mistake, please don't Ruby in it, OK? And definitely don't call the Coppers, please give me time to Iron it out. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2356524218?t=0h29m38s

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Karumac
I have acquired a spicy poster by a spicy artist. I will spare the details because NSFW. I just wanted to share this humorous coincidence: The name of the piece is "Beware The Pit". https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2356524218?t=0h30m14s

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Yasasumi
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor, MattKC put out his documentary about the making of Lego Island today. I thought it kind went with the GameJam thing as it shows and celebrates all of the creative roles involved in getting it made. Incoming link (no tracking cruft): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG55COe_f8I https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2356524218?t=0h33m11s