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Exonerated_
Pirate Lord.. It looks like you're heading to the pit. Ironic don't you think, considering that puts you closer to the oil fracking sources? / / / / Admit that your attempt to "avoid the pit" is reverse psychology. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h0m23s

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RiyekoL
meat trucker again. I seriously believe that fracking oil things cause earthquakes. Destructive things. But. Oil is made from dead dinosaurs. Plastic is made from oil. Dinosaur toys are made from plastic. So dinosaur toys are made from dinosaurs. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h0m40s

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Zorayne
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 Hey Thor Merry Christmas, someone named Vecna was here looking for you. He said it was something about cursed knowledge. Anyway sent him to china. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h1m31s

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Corefitz1
Hi Goblin Daddy. I started doing QA for a small game. I lurk and listen a lot, picking up the gold nuggets of wisdom you put out there and apply it. I've never done QA in any official capacity before and having somewhere I can go and passively absorb knowledge has been a huge boon to my confidence. Thank you very much. On an unrelated note, one of my favorite bands just released a new album and I wanna get the physical CD... CDs nutz. Love your face. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h1m55s

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vortexdragon01
yarrCheer510 i haven’t a clue if the TTS will work but here it goes. With darkness there will always be light. as of the moment Thor Goblin lord is the light within the dark. thousands flock to the one source of light as to feel safe and peaceful in the darkened times. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h2m32s

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Nithira92
yoho Thor, i wanted to est something. How does TTS handle a different languange. Takk til Thor vår store leder av Java ledelsen, kos deg med disse nøttene! Merry Christmass ;3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h5m19s

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KosherBaconJam
Thinking of Diehard chat we all know that Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie right? A story about a desperate insurgency against a vastly superior invading force requiring the near miraculous marshalling of limited resources aka Hanukkah https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h5m38s

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jugulargrunt
Merry christmas thor and the goblins. Some random knowledge on this blessed day. There is a pipeline in my city, bruges, belgium that transports beer from the brewery to the pubs. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h6m39s

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SilverFern__
Thor, I aspire to be the kind of streamer you are. You make a bigger difference on this platform than I think you even realize. Thank you, for being the kind hearted, caring person you are. You just made thousands of peoples holidays brighter. ALSO. PLEASE for the love of the gods relax your shoulders, my neck hurts looking at you, you Goblin <3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h7m10s

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ruineddayz
yarrCheer500 did you know that since 1962, China and India have an anti fire agreement? So most of the time they randomly have medieval fights with makeshift weapons such as sticks and stones. Imagine people in today's full armor and helmets, smacking people with random sticks and crafting crazy new versions of older tech https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h7m44s

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arthour05
Me again, hopeing this keeps the level 43 scam train going. I was on your stream yesterday! When you found the Dragon, Firebrand It hink it was? I had actually nearly walked into him before and got scared cos I was only level 6. Then I heard you were looking for him and went there, and then all the pirates appeared to kill him, that was pretty awesome! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h8m13s

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RynTanna
Like many, I discovered you through your Youtube shorts and was immediately enthralled. Or would that be Enthorled? Either way, I have gained so much respect for you informed, positive takes on all things. And then lost it all when I realized you squatted on my crafting in FF14 back in the day. Merry Christmas! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h9m21s

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fyrceslasher
merry Christmas thor and chat. I'm curious what's the current record of the pally donations to the mods. Ps, you're awesome, thanks for everything you are and represent. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h9m43s

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JordanMilly
Oh this glorious festive day, comrades, it is not Thor's hair - it is Our Hair! In all honesty though, Merry Christmas all, thank you for all your work Thor, not just with the amusement, but for helping start the community we've all built here on Twitch, Youtube and Discord <3Also thanks for the fur noodles, they're being cute in a cuddle puddle right now :D https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h10m0s

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AmazingMegas
Living here in Jersey. Fighting villains from afar, You gotta find first gear, In your giant robot car! You dig giant robots! I dig giant robots! We dig giant robots! Chicks dig giant robots! Nice! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h10m50s

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Mahonri_Yojimbo
Heya Thor, Jimbo here again. Thanks for the ADHD advice. I will keep that in mind. I'll save some other questions for another day. For now, another story; the 6th vehicle I was hit by was a literal Walmart Bus operated by Salt Lake Express. On a different day, that same bus got struck by lightning while I was on it. No injuries from either event. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h11m15s

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AlphaMileEndCat
Merry Christmas to you ! Thanks for all you do and say for our community, I've been a dev for 20 years, hearing you share your experiences helped me a lot this year. Thank you. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h11m44s

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Sovarb
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 Hello Thor, lurking in the chat since about a year. Thanks for the welcoming community and merry christmas. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h12m0s

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Tarmok_II
In terms of within the video game we all know the pit. NOW would a pit stop be a break from being inside the pit or would it be a brief stop inside the pit. Thoughts? Personally I find the later is more fitting, just as these balls would fit in your mouth. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h12m42s

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RiyekoL
Meat trucker again... Bailey cat give them scritches and head pats. Also, did you know that the reason cata out their butts in the air is so their moms can clean them better when they're little? Cats eat ass. Fact. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h14m27s

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keyshooter
yarrCheer500 hey Thor, chat, happy holidays! I wanted to ask, a lot of times I want to do stuff, but is hard to bring myself to do it, I think is fear to fail, in fact, sending this message was a struggle, what should I do? pd: I have ADHD, in case you need more context https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h15m0s

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JagerHoffer
yarrCheer1000 With Triple A companies getting destroyed in the game sales department by indies and small Devs, is it time they truly start listening to the community. Also, Dont Ever Entertain Zombies Near Underground Tunnel Systems!!! Enjoy my man bag wizard man!! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h18m5s

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kingvortex20
Hey Thor, Merry Christmas! Keep doing what you do; you’re amazing. Also, you are a chunky onion king of goblins HyperCrown2020Suspicious. Good morning, good evening, and good night! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h19m51s

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lostjake
yarrCheer500 A song to Thor - On the Twelth day of Pitmas, our goblin lord gave to us: 12 ferrets wiggling, 11 mods a banning, 10 goblins fanning, 9 game dev building, 8 deez nuts, 7 7 7, 6 loaves of bread, 5 oil fracking friends, 4 calling cultists, 3 defcon black badges, 2 turtle mounts, And a heartbound steam key. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h25m19s

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DocHolliday656
Chat, Thor, I recently got home from the hospital with my newborn (2nd Child) she was born with a congenital heart defect, and we spent 58 days post birth in the hospital. Enjoy the small things, those are the best gifts. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h26m8s

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Saiyanfox10
not much you say? then let me give some pathfinder facts: First: Pathfinder has three types of gods: those who borne divine and became gods, ones became gods through their own efforts, and those who became gods through the test of the Starstone, which is an extremely hard test that very few have passed. My favorite god is Cayden Cailean who is also known as the accidential God. If you want to know you have look up for I encourage you do so for all the gods. You won't be disappointed https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h26m29s

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TrafficHyena
it is 0 8 4 5 CST on christmas eve. Thor has a hype train of level 52. you've got your hot chocolate and sprinkles in you cup, a blanket wrapped around you, and ashes of creation pulled up on the big screen. Oh Yea, it's cozy time https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h27m43s

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honeysunshinehastoes
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 Happy Christmas all! Also, Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h28m52s

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Questionableaddict
(I’m sure this will get lost in the current tts queue – and I’ve long given up getting the cursed quest) Obligatory “First time TTS” While I mostly lurk – I wanted to tell you that I appreciate you and your community. Your streams and VODs have been a nice grounding point in the otherwise chaos going on in my life right now. (1/2) yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h29m14s

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Peapod_pocket_squirrel
thank you for keeping me company while I farm materials in World of Warcraft Classic Cataclysm for a character than I can't make untill Classic Mists of Pandaria... being prepared is everything! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h29m58s

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Questionableaddict
And while i don’t have any game dev talent, I have followed your mantra of “go create” and have started the process of fleshing out my novel. So now my questions for you: Is there a wishlist or way we can donate or buy items to the fuzzy noodlers? Is the PO Box information to send you goodies a secret? Favorite Novel series? And Life advice you wish you had sooner (or in general)? Happy holidays Thor and Goblin army. (2/2) yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h30m31s

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Flopilop
Hey Thor and Goblins, Happy Holidays everyone. Thor I have a WoW Mage question, what happens when I cast multiple Flamestrikes does it stack? Do I have to cast different Ranks of Flamestrike for it to register as separate spells? Thank you and 77777777 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=4h35m4s

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ArgentumEmperio
Good Merry Day X-mas Norse Mythology guy! You have built a wonderful community that has helped me a lot in the past year, thank you! Now for my question: I have started streaming Classic hardcore with the intention to be able to create clips for YT shorts and stuff like that, and there's A LOT of bots! I had one nice conversation with a guy, but there's really just a lot of quite insulting bots - especially as I do no voice, do you have any suggestions on how to improve on this? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=5h4m17s

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wolphren_
A guy brings a ferret home , tells his wife it's a pet. She asks , "Where are you going to keep it?" He repies , "In the bedroom." "But what about that horrible nasty smell?' , she asks. "I got used to you , I'm sure he will too!" https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=5h5m25s

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yoshiInAPenguinOnsie
hey thor btw chat dont forget you bones are wet you cant feel your toes. much love thor wouldnt be around today much but love all the work you and khronos do also khronos is now name pit lord since he loves running it with the goblin lord https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=5h7m53s

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LesShots
Golden Kappafor the Goblin lord! Think of all the wigs you can buy! Think if there is enough wigs, it will stop the turtles from reaching the water? Happy retirement birthday. Is this The Game? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=5h11m8s

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xander_the_goose
yarrCheer500 Merry Crimbles Mr. Pirate. I got the World of Warcraft Cookbook this year, and I can’t wait to cook things out of it. I’d love to be part of a WoW guild with you, but I’m also waiting to start AoC, just waiting on the queue to clear to join Actual Pirates https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=5h11m25s

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Japhea
Earlier I shared my sad story, but good things have happened too. I now have an amazing once in a lifetime job and it lets me get back into streaming and play games I love. Life is rough, but life is amazing. Merry christmas, and again thank you Thor! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=5h13m36s

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Laughing_Man_d8D
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 Merry Christmas, Getting AoC for myself for Christmas. See you in game soon. Golden Kappafor the win! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=5h14m21s

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Fluffy_Nox
hi Thor, have you seen the video on how the Honey coupon add-on is actually scamming both users and influencers that are promoting it. As a large tech streamer you may be able to bring a lot of awareness to this. If interested lookup Honey Influencer Sam video by Mega Lag on Youtube. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=5h15m7s

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LightliSalted
yarrCheer500 I hope you have a wonderful holiday, sorry ive been MIA from the guild, i do miss grinding out the artisan skills already but i unfortunately got a "Non Renewal" notice from my apartment and have to be out by the end of January. been here for 5 years and never had any complaints or issues before. NotLikeThis https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=6h45m54s

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TheMadDarkness
Happy holidays Thor and chat. this hast year I went from homeless, jobless and tryed to take the forever nap and now i have a job i like, management i love and i move into my apartment on the 1st https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=6h46m42s

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Maldor96
Merry Christmas, Happy new year, congratulations on surviving this year, here's to surviving the next year. Beware the retirement monsters and avoid Beans' lawyers like you normally do :D https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=6h47m42s

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Lyka_fox
Good morning. The golden hypetrain is 34. I just wanted to say that the question I would ask is something I know the answer to. I need to find a new job, I loath the idea of finding a new job but the company I work for is going to be under the eye of several different flavors of legal trouble. I technically would be fine considering no matter what they still need people to handle the alarm systems but the fact is this place is stagnant and underpaying me. I deserve better than to coast https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335559677?t=6h47m57s

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Playr1tl
I wanted to say thank you, my father was a software engineer and computer engineer since before I was born. I watch him code and build programs through out my childhood. Like you besides programing he also worked for the government and did bounty programs. I lost him two years ago and have only recently found your streams. Watching them reminds me a lot of him and brings me back to that time with him. Thank you for all you do, it means more to some of us than you can ever know https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=0h43m56s

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Mr_S0und
Good morning Thor! Have you seen the news? Apparently the new Fracking drill used in Russia runs on Java is might revolutionise the fracking industry. i would like to thank you for your contribution to programming that new equipemnt. Frackers for life. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=0h47m3s

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gimmeallthebreakspls
Hey chat and Thor, I like writing scenes while listening to music that is similar to what I'm trying to write. I'm currently trying to write the scene where my MC (age 26) has a massive verbal argument with her toxic family, that results in her running away towards her found family and romantic interest, knowing they'll comfort her. It's a full turning point, and she never goes back after that. I like all music, from screamo to instrumental. Any suggestions? I'll try them all. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=0h49m49s

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xNatemare117x
Hello Goblin King. I hope your day goes well and your time in the pit is short. I speak with you again as on Christmas, I briefly brought up my evening plans to work on my Battle Tek. And to my surprise, you recognized the game. So I ask you this, do you accept my Batch all, freeborn scum? Or do you take the side of Kerenskys glorious clans? (Also, would love to know if you have a fave mech or lore bit in the Battle Tek setting.) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=1h29m20s

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Mitzunari
yarrCheer500 good morning long lemon mayor! Since we all know about honey and its scummy scam. I wanted to inform you about the new "honey" called pie by basicly the same group but thiry spin is "watch adds get paid for it". https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=2h47m35s

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tru_north_eh
Could you talk to Content Ratings and Steam? Apparently they are important if you want to get your game published in some EU countries. https://store.steampowered.com/news/group/4145017/view/4183351393029705362 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=2h52m34s

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suporty boiii
why did the chicken cross the road, good day long lemom man. how the electricity doing questionmark. granny anny is dead sadged, can an old wizard who's a top be classified as ancient wisdom, to get to the end https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=2h55m39s

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Finlader
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor! I hope you've had a wonderful holiday! I was hoping to gain some of your wisdom once again. I have been having a hard time with learning to make decent pixel assets for a game that I have in mind, but every time I open Aseprite, I get easily frustrated. Do you have any advice on how I could learn this side of the art world without beating myself up over not being great at it? By the way, would love to chat with you one day, about anything, really. You're a big inspiration. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=3h6m1s

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goof264
Hey Thor, just what to say thanks for giving me the push i needed to get back into tech and giving me the courage to go for a job that i believe I will really enjoy. Wormregards! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=4h21m25s

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Zerxis654
good day longest of lemons. I sent a TTS in November talking about my fear of failure. Since then I have managed to do one of two exams for Comptia A+. However I want to do some homelab for some experience for helpdesk but have no idea what I should do. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=4h26m31s

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Driosenth
yarrCheer1 yarrCheer1 yarrCheer2 yarrCheer3 yarrCheer5 yarrCheer8 yarrCheer13 yarrCheer21 yarrCheer34 yarrCheer55 yarrCheer89 yarrCheer144 yarrCheer233 yarrCheer377 Get Fibonacci's nutz https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=4h29m24s

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AlexzanderSterling
Thank you for the positivity! Thanks to you (and Mouse ironmouseBLANKIEDANCE) saying "just do it!" I became affiliate as of Christmas! I'm excited but realistic, I'm not quitting my day job or anything. Thank you https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=4h30m20s

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ZeldaShroom
Hey Thor, thanks for introducing warframe to me, as a new player to warframe i wanna say to other new players like me you should level up your mastery rank so you can get more weapons, my favorite weapon that goes to end game is The Soma, great rifle awesome damage, its a great gun, it even has an awesome Alt fire that lets you put Soma deez nuts on your face https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=4h35m7s

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redpanda0007
yar cheer 500 mr Thor I’m sad and wish to inform I had the same i9 issue as you also swapped all my parts upgraded from the the 13900k to the 14 only to have the same issues 6 months later so I’m now stuck waiting for my replacement to be shipped and yes I updated my bios and mother board I now share the same hate for intel and when I’m ready to upgrade will move fully to and as well https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=4h40m47s

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Pexz0
how would you handle stress? I have 3 children that are very little and I feel like every hurdle gets me in a crying state of exhaustion and a lot of family issue with deep depression. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=4h51m45s

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Killl_Roy
People were surprised Thor streamed on Christmas. What did you think he was going to do? Spend it with his family? Gross, no. He was going to spend it with a bunch of faceless strangers on the internet, his real family. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=5h4m4s

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Saiyanfox10
Morning Thor. So two things about Starfinder from last stream: Paizo has being making a 2nd edition of starfinder and compatible 2nd edition Pathfinder and visa versa. The 2nd thing is remember when Khronos said that "Golarion disappeared"? Yeah, that's really really bad because Golarion the planet and setting of Pathfinder holds and imprisons an incredible powerful and evil God that killed a god wasn't supposed to be killed. Again I encourage to look up research the lore yourself https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=5h4m23s

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arclite02
So it looks like we're both having "new" PC day on the 29th. You with your shiny new AMD build, and I'll be FINALLY getting my replacement GPU (EVGA 3080) via RMA. Looking forward to getting my REAL PC up and running again after way too long! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=5h58m15s

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Delihands
Hey Thor, I’m trying my hand out expressing myself through poetry let me know what you think: Lately I’m gaining more anxiety, bringing a little less serenity. Also I’m the one who sent the cursed body pillow cover https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=6h14m19s

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zukman1
Good morning Mr. Loot Gremlin! I bring to you today's cursed knowledge. December 31st is the only day when you know the age of every single person born in a given year. Until we meet again! yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=6h34m37s

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appletreeorchard
So I'll kinda kill the mood here for little bit. My dad almost died tonight, he woke up and couldn't breathe all there was, was wheezing noise. Fortunately he is ok now. Guys and gals, remember to be in touch with your family while you still can and Thor keep being awesome https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=6h43m8s

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HugoTNMilan
Bonne fêtes! Time for the French Funfact holiday special. In the 90's, a big financial school in Grenelle had a big informatic problem, needed to keep things underwrap, and solve the issue quickly. So, the director called in a big shot at IBM to sent in a team. The big shot said sure, and sent one guy: my dad... YES! This was all a ploy to gush pubicly about me dad! He solved it all overnight, nobody knew about it, and they paid him under the table (literally). My dad is awesome https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=6h51m13s

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CrusaderNella
Morning Thor. I want to ask your advice on something. As a fledgeling dev, I finally got job offers in the industry, however, I got a job at an indie game studio in Sweden that makes "Spicy Games", if you know what I mean. So far, it has been a wonderful experience as a dev as I've learned a lot of skills and got good money, but I am scared that these these games be a stain on my record. Should I purge my CV of this work and back out, or is it fine? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=7h12m33s

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artood4
hey thor, i recently managed beat cancer (officially in remission) and to celebrate i've decided to grow my hair out because of it. but i dont know how to take care of long hair, do you have any advice? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=7h15m51s

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EGOtrip___
Hi, Baron Floof, Keeper of fur noodles. Your box of cereal is legally allowed to contain trace of rodent hair and insect parts, as deemed acceptable by FDA standards. Total purity in mass production is impossible, and removing all contaminant would make your cereal brutally expensive. Some cereals carry the haunting title "acceptable filth" in FDA guidelines. Enjoy your breakfast, and remember: perfection is a myth, but crunchiness is eternal. Long may your wiggle floof roam free. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=7h19m54s

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BigLittleHelper
Breaking News: We have received news that the Obligate Carnival has been indefinately postponed. This news comes from the local police that a reliable source has brought forth that the carnival's ring leader, one Soft prostate, is force feeding meat to fairies, who are known vegans, for the enjoyment of chat. To protect their identiy, police only refer to the source as Lucky f5, but assure them to be a reliable character witness in any coming trial. Full story tonight. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=7h30m12s

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MollysMakery
Hey Thor, yesterday I found out that a video someone took of me went viral because I started getting recognized at work. It's very sudden and I feel like I'm under enough pressure to crush a billionaire's submarine. It all feels like a lot and honestly I wanna crawl under the blankets and stay there forever. Do you have any tips on how to deal with fame/accept the things you cannot control? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=7h31m7s

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Dragowyatt
hello goblin lord, how did you go about finding what sleep was best for you? I struggle with sleep issues myself and was wondering what approaches to find out what's best for me https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=7h33m4s

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DisregardedPeon
I heard Maldavius parallel parks in the Pit. Also a reminder to all citizens to make sure to accept artisan commissions from Halycon before going on harvest runs as free artisan experience https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=7h33m47s

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nevanders
Hey Thor Im glad u do what u do, im in a dark area in my life and watching u makes things better I thank u so much. Alos heres a joke for ya. Do u like sandwiching? Sandwiching deez nutz between your face. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=7h34m8s

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Zerxis654
I forgor to include this in my previous TTS but hearing you speak on Table Top recently sent me on a little rabbit hole and I found a tabletop that could be interesting called Utopia. Also would you consider doing an irl dnd stream even on one of your campains? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=8h11m41s

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andy
Good day Thor. Some cursed knowledge that you may already know: your tongue knows what everything feels like, imagine licking anything, a desk, a potato, a ferret, another tongue, your tongue knows. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=8h14m51s

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Irqqs
Hey Thor, I was wondering if you had heard of General Butt Naked; he was a Liberian Warlord in the 80s/90s; who made his soldiers take psychoactive drugs and perform human sacrifices which they then cannibalized... Nowadays though, he's a preacher and a writer https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=8h30m6s

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wild_cube_appeared
Hey Thor! After spending the year watching the goblin empire grow I am happy to see that you have overcome your oil rig past. I enjoy seeing that your community is so important to you that you even stream on your birthday. Happy birthday by the way! Yesterday my wife called me and told me that she saw a ferret on the way to work. I asked how she knew that it was on the way the work... She hung up on me. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=8h57m2s

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FoulVowl
Hey Thor, I've been enjoying the AoC streams and was thinking about joining the alpha, but I've got a question. In your opinion, how does Ashes compare to the game you just lost? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=9h14m8s

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fracking5ceo
Hello Thor and Chat, I have a question about love and life, you and Chat have more life experience than me. My girlfriend dumped me a few months ago, I thought I was slowly healing, but I keep having flashbacks because someone wears her perfume or because of places we went to. I think I’m still very attached to the relationship. we met unplanned and drunk in a bar 3 weeks ago and we kissed. we wrote 2 messages the week after and since then she ghosts me.. it hurts… https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=9h14m27s

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Denalyse
yarrCheer500 Hey chat and Thor, I'm used unix because I'm working with servers, but I just discovered a tool to work on windows too. It's named putty, putty dis nutz on your chin yarrJoke https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=9h17m8s

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arthour05
Dear Thor, I keep following you guys around the mapm although I'm not going to the PvP freefire zone, and I keep mining resources cos you go to scary places that most people dont. I now have Heroic Copper and Epic Oak. Next time I see Khronos, I'm gonna give him my Epic Wood if thats okay, unless Industry asks for it first. (In Game Name: Sylvas) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=9h35m46s

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Genda1ph
hey Thor, why 7950X3D? You do know it has two separate CCDs with cores under the lid, right? And only one of them is X3D, and there's a special AMD driver that looks for GameBar and parks non-X3D cores. You should be able to pin processes to corect cores manually, and nuke the driver so it doesn't park cores, but I never saw anyone really do it and tell about it. Also, 3 PC setup when? KappaInfiniteyarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=9h50m54s

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Thedoctor4554
Hi Thor So found you threw W4stedspace and youtube shorts and i love your feeret Sanctuary that you doing keep up the good work w4stedWaaaghw4stedWaaaghw4stedWaaaghw4stedWaaaghw4stedWaaaghw4stedWaaaghw4stedWaaagh https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=12h3m11s

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Da_Sp4zZ
yarrCheer500 thanks for being a wise old wizard. I’ve recently started into voice acting, mostly for audiobooks, and was wanting to audition for video games as well. anything different that game developers look for in an audition? And when I do make the part, any advice making it easier on them for developing, like files types and whatnot? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=12h3m47s

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fl0_mo
yarrCheer10000 Hi Thor I just wanted to say I’m so grateful to you and your community. I’m sitting here waiting to be called back for my first mental Health appointment and watching your stream help me chill before this big step. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=12h5m15s

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Mmatto_
Hello Thor! I have recovered from the monstrosity of a fever that i had last week (39c). I have also found out the reason for the burnout and it was my school. Thank you Thor, chat and mods for being so awesome and cool people. yarrHeartyarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=12h7m40s

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OverXelis
Just wanted to say thank you for everything that you do. I used your game making principles to write and finish my first fantasy story in the litRPG genre a few months ago. Last week I signed a publishing contract and it's pretty incredible to have set my sights on this goal and actually seen it through to completion and success. Thanks again. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=12h9m0s

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BeezQueen9
good morning Thor. I have started my journey of game development. I've never coded anything before and I made my character move yesterday. Thanks for giving me the courage to start trying. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=12h9m31s

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scubascav
Good morning, long lemon man. Any specific advice on how to deal with study burn out. I am currently studying for my cissp and lack the motivation to complete after spending so much time on it https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=12h9m50s

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PrincessAkhana
Belated Merry Christmas from Multiple Sclerosis Girl! WolpestWolp should have sent on a video about the Discord Face ID thing. Have you had a chance to look into it? Also, what do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. Much love to the community! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=12h11m5s

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BumgusFungu
Thor is it possible to overcome “RAID GATE” aka I don’t run meta but my build is still really good but I’m not allowed to run the raid/ trail. probably doesn’t help I play solo a lot in every mmo https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=12h12m30s

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Shiranui_XM3
I saw your short about young people should get scammed more in games. As someone who doesnt trust and questions everything, anyone and even myself. I deem myself partly immune. Tho making dumb desicions out of fear that might be actually good is ever present. like for example I am able to switch from temperary worker to an employee at my current job after 1.5 years. BUT I'm on the fence about the pay, the are only able to offer 300 less than I would like (5.6k). any tips? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=15h33m16s

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StryderSeven
Greetings Thor, bit of a random question, one of the things I enjoyed about EVE was the battle reports that would come out of big corp battles and give a bit of context to the warfare. Do you envision something similar might come out of ashes? P.S. Thank you for all that you do for the community https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=15h40m31s

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drscience31415
Hey Thor, it’s Kurt from the former Fracking Five. I’m sorry for the way things fell out between us. I did want to thank you for the new 14th gen Intel CPU. My machine is running better than ever but it seems the GPU is acting up. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=15h40m56s

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DGVengeance
Hello Thor, big fan of your work and how you share your knowledge and experience. I wanted to ask you, I currently have a lg g502 mouse, nice mouse but too many orifices and gets dirty way too fast. What mouse would recommend? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=15h41m19s

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Frohammer
Hey Thor, just had my first kid! Currently on paternity leave. Unfortunately, when I go back to work, they are changing us to 12 hour shifts 9 to 9. I'm going to be going back to school to get my Associates degree in cyber security. I want to change careers, what would be a good entry level position into that field so that I could do while I learn? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=15h41m46s

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ViperZelos
Greetings Thor, Ran into your Shorts and decide to start watching your streams a few months ago, Just wanted to say thank you for everything and your community. As its my Birthday i wanted to share this cheer with you as well and your wonderful community as well as those on Ashes. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=15h57m55s

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i_break_code
Just wanted to say thank you. Your advice has helped a lot and i've managed to get a cyber security job after 3 years of trying. Now i feel like i'm not good enough for this job that i got it and my motiviation and discpline has started to dwindle. any advice on how to move forward https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=15h58m24s

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ltghavoc
I have built and/or rebuilt 12 computers since 2006, which doesn't count the servers and computers I have worked on professionally. I have never had the kinds of issues I had with my 13900k, and I am so mad that I had to waste so much money building a whole new AMD build so soon after I built that 13900k one, but I couldn't trust it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=16h21m22s

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iHaveOneArm
I have come to the wonderful conclusion today why Chicken, Alligator and Snake all taste alike, they are all descendants of dinosaurs. So going off this theory, they don't all taste like chicken they just taste like dinosaurs. This is why we have dino nuggets, it all comes full circle https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=16h22m11s

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Exonerated_
Yar Cheer and Happy Birthday you piratey bastard. I have been fielding a vast number of calls from the rest of the Fracking Five regarding your part played in the disbursement of millions of barrels of crude into the ocean. Apparently the common sentiment amongst you was that the turtle's deserved it? So heartless. As such we have decided to proceed with litigation against Big Oil for their untimely dismissal and all of your filthy truths will come to light. Happy Retirement. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=16h22m50s

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bruiser322
Hello Thor, currently watching from a new endpoint architecture job, we are upgrading all pcs for a large hospital train, so far i am enjoying the work but alas it is a temporary job, so you have any advice on what future tech position i might pursue and how to do so? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=16h23m53s

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SouyoXander
yarrCheer500 It's Hype Train time! Let's give all of the bits and subs we can to keep it going. Goblins unite on Deez Nuts to push that Hype Train as far as possible. Not a cult. yarrCultyarrCultyarrCult https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=16h25m39s

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nevanders
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 hey Thor u didnt like my last joke so I will tell u an interesting fact. If Plasma is put into the right circumstances, it can turn into what’s called Dusma Dusma balls fit in your mouth https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=16h26m56s

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VanillaGorilla928
Hey man, Thanks for doin what you do. It is nice to see a streamer play the game for the love of the game and to see someone who actually cares. I tip my wizard hat to you https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=16h30m29s

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IITonyTuesdayII
Hey Thor, I just graduated a dual enrollment program and got a full time offer from my internship to be a social engineering specialist while studying for pentesting. Thanks for the advice when I had my internship interview! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337038444?t=16h31m12s

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TfkWol
Greetings Thor, for a while now you have denied being an AI and Vtuber. I still believe you're both of these, however, there is one thing that remains unknown. You mentioned this many times before on stream, but haven't proven it. You, Vtuber AI Thor, are wellington? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=0h49m14s

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gimmeallthebreakspls
Theoretically, running water would actually be a really effective way to repel zombies. Dead bodies are incredibly weak to bacteria and fungi growth, and would begin to rapidly decay due to the moisture. Basically, the best place for you in a zombie apocalypse would be inside a castle with a giant mote of water. So, Mr. Goblin King, when do you plan to build your kingdom of goblins and ferrets? I'd like to become a goblin soldier so I can ride a giant mutant ferret into battle. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=0h50m56s

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vortexdragon01
yarrCheer500 Good early morning Thor. just made a pizza and thought of something. If pizza is layered, doesn’t that make it a sandwich from which you can fold? also, do you know Imagine Dragon. imagine dragon these balls. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=1h16m5s

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liam764478
here is an extremely horrifying fate. the half life headcrab zombies. the headcrab jumps on your head, burrows it's beak into your brain and takes control, the hosts feel everything. their fingers elongating into claws and their chest rips open, ribs made into teeths. set them on fire they will scream incomprehensibly but if you reverse their screams. you will hear them begging for help. but no one understands them. with some memories left, only thing keeping them alive is the headcrab https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=1h21m57s

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MrMaros0
Hello Thorum. Do you remember the amazing anti-toxicity system of Dawngate you talked about? I'm happy to see that one big game is trying it now. Rainbow Six Siege is slowly implementing their Reputation system. If you teamkill, trash talk or generally act negative and toxic, your reputation goes down. If it goes down too much, you gain less in-game currency, no special rewards, and can even be locked out of certain gamemodes like Ranked and Standard, A K A, Unranked. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=1h22m36s

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ToxicBizu
hello Thor, hope you're morning is good, can't wait to see you play more Warframe. Especially when you meet the 1999 Hex Proto's. They're absolutely a treat and are also absolute filthy degenerates. Didn't think the dating simulator would be the best part of 1999, but that's the beauty of Warframe, it's so wild it just works that way https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=1h39m30s

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skadoodels
hi thor hope you had a nice chistmas, wish you all the best. been playing a o c, but i am to dumb to figure out how to train tamed animals. do you know how to do it? hope you get the parts soon https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=1h39m52s

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Nithira92
Brother man, sitser woman. good morning Thor and goblins. hope ye have a wonderful day this fine morning. lets hope the last days of of the year end on a blast. and remeber 1 more day for the new PC and also hows the hip and knee surgery coming? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=1h53m57s

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nevanders
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 Thor you gave me a 1 out of 10 for my Ligma. since i can’t get your approval on my jokes ill tell you a real disturbing fact. Spiders have exoskeletons that they shed. When you see a dead spider, it might not actually be a dead spider. It could just be its old skin that it molted, and the spider is now somewhere else and bigger. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=1h55m41s

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Anarchaotic
I saw that you showed my Halcyon Times stuff on stream. I've been pleasantly surprised at how well they've been received. Thank you for encouraging me to keep making them. I saw some people in chat asking about where they could access what I've made so far, and I didn't know if it was ok to share them somewhere in the Pirate Software discord. If so, what channel should I use? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=2h1m4s

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kunhain
Can't wait for the new machine to arrive O Thor chan the goblin king. What are you going to play first? Warcraft? Warframe? Warhammer? War Thunder? Warrior dating simulator? Or the critically acclaim tabletop game, favorite of Simpleflips of the shoutouts. Joey's Castle? It's going to be Joey's Castle isn't it my liege? Simpuru loves it so much that he made a Vod on the session he played with Vinny Vinesauce. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=2h3m9s

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SomulMaxima
yarrCheer500 Curious what you/chat would do because of opinions of others. Am a DBD enjoyer, and they've had lots of bugs during the winter holiday event. Had some progress rollback occur, submitted a ticket, and the support person accidentally gave me 500K store currency (4K USD) instead of 500K match points to compensate for the rollback. I already let them know the error and they removed the store currency and gave me the match currency instead. Would you return a 4K USD error? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=2h3m52s

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SirNine
Hey you're having a good morning. I wanted to thank you for pushing through the PC issues and streaming this week. I had to spend the week away from the GF and kid due to kidney stone number 5. You made a crap week bearable. Thanks for that. Also a reminder water is deluded fish piss. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=2h8m48s

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Furms57
Good morning good Goblin Lord and longest of lemons. I have been up all night playing Space Marine 2 and it's all thanks to you that I discovered this game and lore. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=2h10m48s

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Athias
Hey Thor, been thinking about the botting issue in wow and had a thought. Can you think of game design mechanics that would dis-incentivize botting, or at least make it less lucrative? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=2h18m24s

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Kefito_
Heya Thor, with it being my 21st today (UK) and having spent my entire life inside education, the advice and insight you've given to has helped me hugely into finding the enjoyment in things I like doing and how to basically free myself, escape into my passions, and take life at my own pace, something that's a huge difficulty normally being ASD. Thank you genuinely for being such a constant source of awesome-ness and love yarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=2h26m41s

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fmmarianicolon
(The time is currently 1:43 AM Pacific Time.) I'm planning on moving to Washington state in 2025. I've lived in 21 places in 42 years, but never in the PNW. What are some lesser known tips or interesting things that people moving to western Washington should know? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=2h27m12s

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The_Space_Prophet
Big W Man for dropping your wages to minimum so that others can retain their jobs ...... I know you say thank you to us but THANK YOU. For setting out what the standards should be. How to do things while doing ok by others. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=2h28m49s

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fmmarianicolon
If I may, I have a TTS question for Khronos: You have shared a bit recently about your role as Lead Moderator. Can you expand on how you work as far as managing the mods and your duties. Are there any techniques or tools you utilize to stay organized and productive? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=2h32m39s

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JAMESTACORONTE
yarrCheer500 Hello Greek Mythological Liberating the Throne Creating the Ashes of the Second Phase Guardian Druid Heartbounded Block gamed 4K FLIR yarrBongosFactorious Troll Mage Only Fangs Long Lemon Goblin Lightning Lord. It's Mr. Ticonderoga again. Office Dad is my ringtone on my phone, now, unlike you, Mr. Thor, I will never miss a call again. Jingle Jingle, Focus sir. On to a serious note, thank you for being you. We all appreciate you. yarrHeart https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=4h16m42s

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graham23551
Hey Thor I have been having a hard time choosing a major in college i need some advice i need a job that keeps me occupied and is challenging 100% of the time Because when im not doing somthing hard for me actively im really bored https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=4h27m26s

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Tahroo
Hey Thor! With your love for Brazil, Japanese shows, and indie game studios; I'm curious if you have heard of a Super Sentai inspired turn based tactics game called Chroma Squad by a Brazilian team called Behold Studios. You play as Super Sentai actors fighting a real invasion of monsters. yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=4h54m41s

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lostjake
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor, I have a question about the ferret stream revenue, what percentage of the revenue do you think is used to specifically fund oldies? ... fondle deez nuts. Also, you should highlight the most unique ferrets and call them the Weirdies, then you can wear deez nuts on you chin. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=5h23m54s

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BassDave2112
Good day to you Thor. I thought I would chime in on a frequent topic as of late, which is cartels and MMOs. I got involved with a small subset of one right after WoW launched, and they're not just into fake gold. They used me, got me addicted to drugs as payment, and have unfortunately tainted MMOs for the rest of my life. However, I have loved so much watching you play WoW and Ashes, it is wonderful to heal vicariously through you. 18 years clean incoming 2025. You are not alone chat. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=5h48m6s

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Surley_Bird
yarrCheer500 Hello Thor, have you played the Hades series by supergiant games? In Hades 1 you play as Zagreus trying to escape the underworld. / And Hades 2 nuts are now on your chin https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=6h5m42s

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ItsGary
Dear PirateSoftwater, I just wanted to take a moment to thank you for the incredible work you’re doing. It’s inspiring to see someone transition from the world of Big Oil to crafting something as creative and meaningful as Lakebound. The passion and dedication you’ve poured into the game truly shine through, and offering a paid demo is a testament to the value and effort you’ve put into your project. On top of that, running a beaver sanctuary in your spare time is amazing! All the best https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=6h52m32s

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lordofthedice
Hey, Thor. Are you are familiar with filk music? It's Americana style folk music written from within a fictional setting, usually science fiction. My favorite song is called Dawson's Christian. A ballad about a ghost space ship that saved the singer from space pirates. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=6h53m4s

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uh_itsethan
Your voice is the most relaxing sound second only to a cat purring. Thank you for helping my sleep quality!!! Also, I am very much looking forward to participating in your January game jam. this is my second jam and I am in a team of three yarrCultistyarrCultistyarrCultist https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=7h23m45s

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EvilNotion
So, choosing my character in AoC... clicked on Empyrean. And the RNG character came up was Dan Clancy. I don't know whether to be impressed, or terrified. (You can see it in #pirate-pass in Discord) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=7h38m56s

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heyimnino
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor, is AoC playable solo? Seems like you need a group for all those mobs. Is there an Oil Rig on the map? Bet you could be the Mayor for that und have a barrel mount. Could call it the Fracking 500. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=7h44m25s

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anokyl
Hello Thor, how are you today? Video games have been by biggest hobby and passion for the last 30 years. I wanted put my mouth where my money is but kept finding excuses not to. Watching you give out encouragement finally pushed me to do it and yesterday i became an affiliate. Thank you and never stop being awesome. P.S. happy birthday and enjoy your retirement https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=7h45m14s

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NickNackLive
Hey Thor! I love your content. Out of curiosity, do you have any thoughts on how someone could market and promote a self-published novel? I've been struggling for two years, and I'm almost done with the second in the series I'm working on. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=7h45m58s

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OddAbandon
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor. I asked for advice earlier and you told me to get professional help. I can't afford that, though, so I'll just cope. I decided on what I want out of life, and that's to be happy and to make others happy. Any advice on how to go about doing that? I have no idea where to start, or how to go about doing that. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=7h49m7s

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HavocSean
Hello goblin lord, hope you are swell, I would like to inform you of the goblin shark, one the most amusing sharks in our oceans in my opinion, shall we ride the goblin sharks into battle lord? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=7h51m51s

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joshzoo
hey thor couple questions what do you think is better casting speed or magic power since at my level I have found you can get much higher casting speed with a wand and focus combo rather than the spell bow also could you show of your mounts mount flourish? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=7h52m6s

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wolphren_
Random animal fact of the day: all Syrian hamsters in human captivity are related to 1 female. In 1930, Dr. Isreal Aharoni from the Hebrew University in Jerusalem found 12 Syrian hamsters: 1 female and 11 offspring. This is the basis of all Syrian hamsters. This was proven by mitochondria dna testing and used to prove that mitochondria dna is possible for researching past lineages. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=7h52m51s

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HiddenGamer161
yarrCheer500 The deezera tree, native to tropical regions, is known for producing some of the largest nuts in the world. Experts say handling these nuts requires both care and finesse—because once you’ve got deez in your hands, you’ll never look at nuts the same way again. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=7h55m5s

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thegreatwyrdling
This December has been very hard, my father and three other people in my family died within two weeks. Been hanging out in streams has been helping taking my mind off things. Thanks buddy. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=7h58m45s

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tinywatercraft
do you like huey lewis and the news? their early work was a little too “new wave” for my taste, but when SPORTS! came out in ‘83, i think they really came into their own, commercially AND artistically. the whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a BIG boost https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=8h3m1s

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tinywatercraft
hes been compared to elvis costello, but i think huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. in 87, huey released this: fore! their most accomplished album. i think their undisputed masterpiece is “hip to be square”. a song so catchy, most people probably dont listen to the lyrics, but they should! because its not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends, its also a personal statement on the band itself. hey thor! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=8h4m3s

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Sermaxus101
Mighty Thor. I need help! I am watching 2 streamers at the same time and also use youtube. While grinding Pax Dei, sometimes I also play league and TFT. Is this insane, or...? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=8h4m58s

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gm_0001
Hey Thor, I'm currently starting my game development journey and I chose to use Unreal engine 5 and I was wondering if you have any suggestions for how to learn C++ I have been recommended 2 sites by people on discord, the first is learncpp.com and the second is suckonthesenuts.com, do you have any other recommendations? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=8h9m39s

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ika42
Hello Thor and chat, Today is my wife birthday so i want to give her a gift because she deals with depression and anxiety. Could you all help me by not only telling her happy birthday but she should be proud of the the accomplishments she has done and that the tiny voice will not win. Thanks https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=8h10m47s

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Anix Analysis
Hi Thor, Going back to the caravans for a sec, I would love for some system like the courier contracts in EVE because not everyone likes sitting for hours on end doing a long haul move for gold. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=8h19m22s

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killcomentalmusings
Greetings Mortal! Your streams help me as a small YT streamer. I've been doing my own streams for 5 years and I'm fortunate that people have enjoyed what I'm doing. Knowing your story and how your efforts paid off are the positivity I need when I'm feeling down about my own work. Keep being awesome. Sláinte! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=8h21m22s

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MythGameStream
Hi, Thor. I enjoy watching your streams and typically like to enjoy Atomic Fireballs while doing so. Are there any kind of hard candies you perfer? / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / Like can deez nuts fit in your mouth? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=12h42m43s

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gm_0001
I know my last deez nuts joke was terrible so to make up for it I decided to prove it isn't a zero out of 10 by asking chatgpt for some, here are 3 that chatgpt gave me "Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?" "No, what's it called?" "Deez nuts!" https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=13h10m1s

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Nunya Business
Many of us came here from your shorts. If we came form your shorts are all of us Goblins the true Sons and Daughters of Thor? Do we make you proud? Tell us father, Thor. Tell us. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=13h10m24s

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TazDD963
Hey thor// i have been trying to get an old windows game such as Zoo Tycoon 2/ to play. I've tried linux and even using windows 11 Compatibility mode and the game seems to fail operate smoothly. Any ideas how to trouble shoot this. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=13h10m39s

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noproblem603
hey Thor, congrats on the retirement. Been debating on joining the alpha but the summoner and rogue classes I would want to play aren't in yet. But would be more focused on crafting anyway. You still see value in joining? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=13h13m39s

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jafro93
hey thor random question does refresh rates on a monitor make a diffrerence in the sense of i have an issue where characters in game will continue moving when the movement keys are release but only when a video is playing on the second screen https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=13h59m16s

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RushOfLight
“Adventurers, beware... rumors are spreading across Verra about a powerful artifact: the legendary Deez Relic. They say it grants incredible buffs to combat and resource gathering, and can even reveal hidden nodes across the land.” https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=14h17m4s

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Spydamunki
Hi Thor, I enjoy your stream and was caught by your YouTube shorts. Well Played. Question, I have 18 years experience in the world of Composites and have wanted to start a training video series to help newcomers. How do you get over Imposter Syndrome as well as avoid the procrastination of making videos especially when I work 55 hours a week already? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=14h17m22s

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IkariGullwing
Good afternoon, Thor and chat. I'm here to confess that I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day. How do I amend for this transgression? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=14h21m49s

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WulfestWulf
yarrCheer500 Did you hear about the gnome and goblin? Have you Thor? I don't think you have, Thor. But have you? Anyways. There is no deez nuts, there is no joke. I am here to send this TTS to cause the TTS man who is stuck inside your PC to speak. There is no more message after this............................ haha nevermind, there is just a bit more after this. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=14h28m30s

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SouyoXander
yarrCheer500 Now if you push the button, this will play. I am going to love the grind in Ashes of Creation. I spent 15 years grinding my butt off in Final Fantasy 11, I can do it again here. Also, not a cult. yarrCult https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=14h28m57s

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SmugRainbowPony
With all the player political intrigue being sensitive, I understand that most of it will happen off-stream. That said, would you see yourself covering past events after some years have passed? Like, a "Here's what a social sandbox looks like, *really*" sort of video, for those who've never played or seen? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=14h29m23s

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dte9021989
Hi Thor, had to take advantage of the empty queue. Two things. You just flew over me in game and scared the hell out of me, so that was fun. Second. I have recently came into possession of a deep freeze. I am planning on buying a half of a cow but I'm not one hundred percent sure what to cook with it which is making me hesitate on this purchase. Do you have any recommendations or suggestions? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=14h32m3s

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Gearsin01
Hello Thor, your streams have really been helping me get through the holidays so thank you for that. I'm in the Actual Pirates guild on AoC, but I've fallen behind as I've been pretty sick. What is a good way to help out the guild while I try to catch up with everyone? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=14h39m59s

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yoshiInAPenguinOnsie
hey thor finally getting part for new pc going from 5600x with a 3060 to a 7950x3d woth a 4090. Also this yr at this new factory job have worked a total of 2200 hrs at work this yr even tho I started in March thanks for all the fun with the pvp when I was playing with you and the goblins I'm waiting for ticket que, also don't trust Hubert tanking for a bit last night scared me (I'm paonen in game) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=14h43m4s

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Lavious
Thank you for allowing me to tag along with you in your Carth group today on my bard. I've been 90% solo up till now. This was my first raid in AoC and I learned quite a bit. Don't Tab target. Glad to see you bringing in general players to your teams to teach in such a public space. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=14h44m4s

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RockinBirbBoi
Evening Thor, Hearder of Ferrets. I have good news and bad news. Good news you inspired me to go back to school. Bad news is I got a D in computer science and don't feel like thats my route to go. Good news is I've changed my major to IT. I feel like its more macro oriented and its something I do at home. Wish me luck. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=14h46m43s

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Playr1tl
Hey Thor I need some help. I work for a company that is programming new AI systems for fast food restaurants. Right now we are working with McDonalds, Burger King, and Wendys. Each is having an issue with some of the coding. Burger King is having a sub category recall with consistency, I don’t know if it’s a cause and effect issue. McDonalds is having the same cause and effect consistency. Lastly is Wendy’s deez nuts fall. Thank you for your help. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=14h47m27s

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theodoros_1234_
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor, did you know that the guy who made the Composite Blur plugin for O B S, the one you use to blur the chat, actually streams on Twitch? His channel is Finite Singularity, and he streams the development of his O B S plugins. He's really awesome, and you should absolutely check him out! ThePrimeagen actually shouted him out, which is how I discovered him. https://twitch.tv/FiniteSingularity https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=14h48m3s

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Aim120_AMRAAM
Finally after a week I have hit level 10. It's kinda slow when all you do is gather / process materials. Also, I ordered new PC parts including a 9800x3d for a dual pc setup. Long live the goblin deeze nuts king! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2337920137?t=15h0m40s

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Genda1ph
The other day someone brought up Warframe and Soma specifically. Sure Soma has a Prime and an Incarnon, but you know what else is an excellent machinegun? Gorgon! Yes, that green ugly thing that Grineer Heavy Gunners use. And Gorgon just so happens to also have an Incarnon form. However you probably want a Prisma Gorgon. Now Tenno, go get yourself a Prisma Gorgon from Baro and Gorge on deez nuts! yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=0h58m1s

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nedmac_exe
did you seriously ask me if Burger mayo pickle, mayo taste? How dare you invoke the name of the pickle. This is heresy, neigh, rise and conquer. Obviously if Burger mayo pickle, burger mayo taste with pickle, but why would you allow pickle with burger mayo. I swear to ketchup if you mention pickle again, I will stop being so polite, you fucking psychopathic shit. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth. Mark my words boy. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=0h59m21s

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ToxicBizu
Thor, I've decided to replay some original Resident Evil 4 last night, and man, I completely forgot how annoying she can get with all the she says, "Leon, Leon, Leon, help me Leon," isn't it? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=1h0m0s

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AnImmortalMortal
Hey Thor and chat. you know those really good cookies that you can supposedly only get from the shops? they're called Lofthouse cookies, and yes there are recipes online. enjoy! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=1h10m58s

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TfkWol
Yesterday, I got a ps vr2 at a garage sale for 125 bucks, pretty much a steal. So now I'm looking to see how to unlock some of the features such as eye tracking that are only available on console. It'll be a fun little project for the new year https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=1h12m39s

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TroyTech
what are the duties of a mayor? i know its in alpha but lets do a thought exercise. if you had to choose yes or no on whether caravans should succeed which are you choosing? now compare caravans by your citizens in your node vs other nodes. i mean is it good to force citizens to other nodes? what if the other nodes protect caravans constantly? how would an overabundance of a resource affect a server and node? maybe go attack other nodes 4 pvp? you look like you drive a prius. yea. exactly https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=1h24m31s

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Goblinounours
Hey there brother Thor. Yes, I say "brother", because we have the same dad, Odin the All-father. You know it to be true... ...Anyway, as a European, I wish I could play World of Warcraft Classic Hardcore with you guys, it reminds me so much of the experiences I used to have 20 or so years ago, between the guild camaraderie or the in-jokes. I wish you all a fantastic end of year 2024! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=1h29m49s

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AvalonSnow
yarrCheer500 Morning Goblin Lord Thor! I asked you the other day if it was okay to base a character in my modern fantasy book that I’m working on off of you. Wanted to know if you hand any preferences for the character that I might be able to accommodate, since you generously allowed me to do so. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=1h41m14s

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GearUpTexan
Breaker breaker, anyone on the air? Howdy once more thor, I recently finished my first semester of college and I'm taking the career of cyber security. Things have been going better in my life and I've been doing very well too, do you have any tips for someone starting their first semesters in college going into cybersecurity? I have trouble keeping motivation after a few months due to my adhd as well. what are some good ways to keep myself motivated through college? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=1h43m23s

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QaeinFas
You mentioned a while ago that you were thinking of putting together a meet-up in the PNW. Has this been added to the calendar yet? I not, might I suggest trying to get Card Kingdom to host/sponsor it at their Bellevue location: Mox Boarding house? I think it would jibe with the community, as they sell physical board games at their store, and have places in store to play said games. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=1h48m14s

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Nithira92
Brother man Sister woman, good morning to ye all and hope ye all slept well. Now a question. In EVE, there is always a report on the cost of wars and fights, and it's often put into dollars. like this war cost 150k $. Is there RMT or P2W in the game that makes them come up with that number or what else is there? Thanks again to ye for streaming, and good luck with the second hip operation. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=1h52m9s

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kior12
yarrcheer500 Good Morning Thor. God emperor of the goblins. Keep being an amazing human. Some cursed knowledge for you. Gummy worms have more bones in them than regular worms. You're welcome https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=1h58m14s

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chilledlikeice
Hello Mr. Thor. We hope your hip replacement surgery went well. We were concerned given your recent knee replacement surgery, but are glad to hear you are on the mend. We hope the installation of your new cyborg hardware will improve the mobility of your new AMD cybernetic limbs. Take care and best wishes. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=2h20m0s

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ChrisLocality
Good Morning. I want to apply for a job that's slightly outside my current role. I can tailor my resume but lack some of the software methodologies they request. I have Kanban skills and could create a project to showcase relevant abilities. Should I apply or focus on learning industry tools first? What’s your advice for showing I can bring value to the company despite not using or making things like roadmaps? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=2h26m25s

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gemin_face
YarrCheer500 Salutations, Son of Yearjoy. My question considers the human microbiome. The holidays are notorious for skewing regular diet & gut function. After the Vegas In & Out burger issue, how did you reregulate? What's your usual approach to a healthy gut? Your stint as Poop Wizard of the Rotten Dam gives me hope, or just a way to ask genuine (if sensitive) question. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=2h40m13s

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skadoodels
hi goblin lord thor, just wanted to ask which of all the chocolats you got liked the most and how would you rate the joke in the letter like normaly in the chat. wishing you and the other peolpe a happy new year and dont drag. dont drsg dees nuts https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=2h43m46s

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kedabosch
yarrCheer1000 Thor and goblins, thank you so much for what you all do. It has been a really tough year for me. I was feeling very down on myself for a long time. Finding you and this amazingly supportive community has changed my life. Due to the encouraging you all present I have started back with my creative endeavors. I'm going to try building my first game, and so much more. Keep being the best you that you can be. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=2h47m39s

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Swagnarok_
Started messing around with Unity last night and today, as my foray into game dev. While I feel like I accomplished a few things using their tutorials, it feels like I'm not really learning programming or anything properly through Unity. Is that normal? I feel like the engine is doing all the work and I'm not sure I'm learning or absorbing knowledge properly. Should I be exploring on a different engine? Or is it normal for the engine to handle most the work? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=2h55m15s

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Hpf3
yarrCheer500 iv'e mostly been watching the pants and shorts for the last several months so i have fallen a bit out of touch with the community and i have 2 important questions, have you been gnomed yet, and how you be doin, thanks for the content https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=2h58m39s

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Anarchaotic
Creating a page for The Halcyon Times was a great idea, thank you. I had over 300 visitors on the first day. I find myself getting excited to run around AoC every day taking screenshots and inventing stories for them. I've had people contact me about covering events, ask if I am hiring reporters, and even just to tell me that they enjoy my work. I enjoy making people smile, and The Halcyon Times has given me a chance to do that. Excited to continue. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=3h11m42s

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JujuPerfectlyImperfect
Your right about PVP action needed during caravans; otherwise, an un-attacked caravan is just Oregon trail for a younger generation. Where do you think all the tombstones at grave peak came from. Would you like to look around? You have died of tab target what do you want on your tombstone? pineapple and cheese. All hail the pineapple! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=3h20m29s

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Steampunk_Willie
yarrCheer500 Hello Thor. You have inspired me to try to move from my call center job. I want to try to take up on programming again, but I have a problem, I was considered a "gifted kid" at school, so I never really learned how to study, causing me to basically drop out from college since I could not get good grades; now when I try to learn/relearn programming I do not know how or where to start, and it frustrates me, do you have any tips that I can use to overcome this? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=3h20m55s

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De_Lo_
Hello Mr Sir Goblin Lord Sir. I purchased the cookery book you recommended, "The Flavor Bible." I haven't read it yet, but I have noticed my cooking hasn't improved. Should I continue to try and absorb its wisdom through osmosis, or should I return it? P.S. I figured out the Wilma joke from the other day, Wilma Deez Nutz lmao gottem https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=3h41m38s

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blandpickle
the motivation I've found from your videos is second to none. Your ability to show us how to progress will never be lost on me. Thank you. My journey into content creation is going in a direction I never expected. <3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=4h32m16s

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Loungeking
it seems like You Tube has changed their stream vods to cut off the end instead of the beginning. I'm not a big fan of this change, but it could provide a more stable timestamp link for tts replay. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=4h32m34s

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XeroxCopycat
The Department of Homeland Security has issued a Bruh Moment Warning for the following districts. Ligma, Sugma, Bofa, and Sugondes. Numerous instances of improper use of ligmas have recently occurred within the continental United States. These individuals are considered to be extremely cringe and should not be approached. Goblins are instructed to remain inside and lock their doors. Remain tuned to this TTS for further instructions... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=4h33m17s

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Karumac
A message for Mr Khronos: We talked yesterday about my ticket being in queue for a week that you could not locate. I have pinged you into the recruitment thread to help you locate it for diagnosis in case this is a wider problem than just me. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=5h6m31s

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Ahnstoppable
Hey Thor, you seemed stressed because of chat saying some nonsense about oil or fracking. We all know you work for Big Succ and the leader of Red team specialist Suckers, the Succulent Six. Jesus people, show our top sucker some respect. ridiculous https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=5h16m7s

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octocat_software
Hey Thor! loving Ashes. It has been a game I didn’t know I needed. It does seem like people could take years getting to max level with life balance. I was just thinking. I know I probably don’t have all the info but I am working on a thesis in digital information manipulation and the AOC hate you have described sounds to me like automated sentiment manipulation. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=5h16m44s

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Kendoza
Good morning, Thor. I think all these ligma attempts are getting overused. Let's break open a vintage. Enjoy this from the back of your dragon as you fly down this dark desert highway, cool wind in your beard. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=5h25m55s

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EvilNotion
Hi Thor. I’m not going to wish you a happy birthday, because I don’t want to share my birthday with you. I’m now “Oh, I’m sorry” + 11 years old. For a birthday gift to myself I picked up AoC and the early game learning curve is steeeeep, but I’m having fun before I start making my way to the glory of the Real Pirates home. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=5h27m3s

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grimsolo
Hello Mister Private loft care, How do you stop your love of learning from becoming too much? I ask because recently I went on a dark mimikatz rabbit hole that ended in me forgetting to eat for 12 hours. Thank you as always for everything you do for us. Chat please unleash the 7s https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=5h36m19s

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vvva
Mr Soft hair, what have become of you, you look terrible. o wait you where just 160p, turned you up to 1080 again. now the game looks great but you still look like you where made in the 19 hundreds. Oh i'm sorry https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=5h39m49s

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ph4d3r
what are the ethical implications of stat altering items in RPG's? like if you need a certain STR or INT to get into a contest but you get in because you have an intellect band or something. like every player in every rpg does this. surely some in universe philosopher has written an essay on this. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=6h25m51s

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luciferofhell666
This is my first time watching your steam. Love the YouTube vids/shorts. Not a big user of twitch but I came here to ask a question. I don't know if you're aware of the whole Activision debacle with how the current call of duty title is dying after a few months of being released, but if you are, what's your thoughts with you being a professional game dev? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=6h26m18s

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Diatorker
Hello Thor ! Really love your content and your positive talks ! My parents are interested to play video games but they never touched a controller before or know usual gamer knwoledge,. How would you make someone learn basic gaming knowledge ? Also I sent french baguettes to the mods and you can't do anything about that. And by the way YOU're awesome. yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=6h41m41s

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nevanders
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor, no jokes no facts, just wanted to ask if your are comfortable with answering this question. My question is do you believe in the idea of a higher power. Whether its god, gods, or other supernatural powers? if you dont wanna answer that is totally okay. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=7h55m31s

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AG3ntleOrca
I've had my bachelors in computer information systems with a focus in security for about a year. I've been stuck in help desk with no growth for almost three years. i work for a small company that contracts for the gov but im interested in being a network engineer. i find i'm stuck in help desk hell and the pay isn't ideal. I'm working on certs but it seems experience is key and it sucks seeing how long i devoted to my degree. any advice? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=7h57m37s

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kaskanoidas
Recently I found myself becoming allergic to RNG in video games. For example in rogue likes where you end up grinding out runs until you get lucky with item drops. Currently thinking if a pseudo RNG system would make it less annoying where 10% chance of something happening means that it is forced to happen once every 10 times instead. Thoughts? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=8h1m20s

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SouyoXander
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor. By the time you get this TTS, I will most likely be about 7 hours into a 16 hour shift. I know I keep trying to get you with Ligma, but not today. Today I give to you psychic healing, not psychic damage. Did you know that Octopuses create gardens out of rocks, and such to hide? They don't just go hide, they create their hiding spots out of scavenged materials. It's actually really cool. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=8h9m5s

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tokasa__
As a greybeard (dialup bbs mMud days…) delighted to see someone raising the baby nerds right. Quick headsup on the new puffFin vuln - in certain configs its enables RCE by bypassing common heuristic scans, forcing unfortunate sysadmins to puffFin deeznuts. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=8h37m53s

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joshzoo
hey thor since you spend long days streaming and therefore probably don't get much sun do you take vitamin D supplements if so how often do you take the supplements of vitamin D? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=9h16m20s

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jokellein
Hey thor Follow up on my last tts. For me the area sounds make the game alot more realistic. As an example The witcher 3 is my most played game with 8k hours in it and i spend most of the time just riding around and watch sunsets or sunrises. I love those games and it makes me more hyped for the future i hope that i live until the day we get the technoligie like sao https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=9h17m5s

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blindedbyscience83
Good morning, Thor. I recently came across your youtube short regarding the golden triangle of boss design, and I realized I had read about a similar one years ago in a sci-fi book. Two characters, one a smuggler, were talking about procuring an item from the black market, and the smuggler described the triangle as you can get something, fast, cheap, or in good condition. Pick two. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=9h33m20s

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Taigoi
Thanks for all the content this Xmas, I have a condition called nested dreams. They're weird and freak me out. Last night I dreamt watching you on a wow stream flying up to winterspring when you crashed and logged back in dead in fellwood be safe. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=9h41m15s

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Aim120_AMRAAM
Hello Mr PirateSoftware, this is you FedEx Delivery Manager, we regret to inform you that per your stream not enough pillaging has occured thus leading us to yet again delay you package until Januray 6th. Get wrecked nerd, Limga Balls https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=10h3m10s

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blindedbyscience83
I came across an interesting food preparation that I wanted to share: where I live there's a place that's a combination sandwich shop and butcher shop, for the one weekly special they had a roast chicken sandwich but here's the twist: it was brined in sweet tea. My roommate copied the recipe, bought some chicken breasts, poked holes in it, brined it for 24 hours in sweet tea, then cooked it. Tastes absolutely amazing. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=14h37m8s

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blindedbyscience83
Also thor, a reminder. You have the opportunity to do an activity very few humans have had the capability to do: declare William Osman your enemy, then drink from his skull. Do NOT waste the chance to drink from the skull of your enemy, Thor! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=14h38m11s

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madmike15t
Thor, question for Khronos. For those of us waiting in queue to join the pirates, do we need to be online when our application is reviewed? living in germany I am offline for a large portion of the stream. Ive been in queue for over a week now. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=14h41m42s

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JAMESTACORONTE
yarrCheer500 Hello Greek Mythological Liberating the Throne Creating the Ashes of the Second Phase Guardian Druid Delayed Machine Heartbounded Block gamed 4K FLIR yarrBongosFactorious Troll Mage Only Fangs Long Lemon Goblin Lightning Lord. It's Mr. Ticonderoga again. My truck is in game over status as a piston rod is rattling... the engine is the heart of a car... so i guess you could say my engine is no longer Heartbound. yarrBongos https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=14h43m31s

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Computedtugboat
Hi Thor, King of Ferrets, Lord of Goblins and leader of Trolls. Did you know that in Wales a Microwave is referred to as a Popty Ping? That's your useless information for the day. Keep being awesome! yarrHey https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2338778423?t=14h47m3s

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wallawaller
If you start the SpongeBob episode "New Student Starfish" at 11:55:26, not including the intro song, Spongebob will say "I thought of something funnier than 24." and then say "25" right as the clock strikes midnight. This is literally a once in a lifetime opportunity. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=0h37m21s

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blindedbyscience83
Good morning Thor. In honor of your new machine, I shall tell the tale of how I almost wrecked my very first PC build. I got everything put together right, but nothing happened when I tried to power it up. Turns out I did do everything right, except put the stand away screws on the mobo. Grounded it right to case. Put those on, and by some miracle, I didn't fry anything, booted up fine and ran for years without any issue. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=0h40m57s

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ScyllaFren
yarrCheer500 Hi Thor. No one talks about the name reservation system and I would like to know: how was implemented in AoC, and how easy was to re-select? Can you reserve name for someone else, like Khronos did for you? And obligatory joke: a drum set goes into a building. Someone shouts at them: "Watch out, stairs!" Ba-dum tsss. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=0h45m4s

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cereal_choochoo
gmornin thor, lord of the storm, forager of PCs, let me be one of the first to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to your new PC. Anyways, did you know that locomotives dont carry antifreeze to cool their engines. its actually water because they need about 200-500 gallons of it. strangely fascinating https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=1h50m59s

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Playr1tl
I wanted to convay my condolances on the knee surgery making it so you cant work on the oil rig anymore. Im glad that you have found a new home in the oil fields. I also want to congratulate you on the success of your new oil field show Landman https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=1h51m46s

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Fae_viking_princess
Hey Thor I had to write this essay for a Renaissance Art History class but there are only a few artists we're allowed to choose from to write about. Among them, which I chose and I'll get to why in a bit, was 15th-century Italian muralist, Lorenzo Brazini. In my research, I found a relatively recent article about how they uncovered a previously unknown mural in an Italian monastery's cellar during remodeling. It is his smallest mural which likely accounts for why it went hidden https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=2h2m42s

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Fae_viking_princess
At least that was my thoughts on the article. The mural itself shows a trade caravan in a market scene with a man unloading a crate of goods with another man standing at a stall. But the reason I chose him because I noticed there was this random guy in the corner of this mural that has way more detail than the rest of the mural and I swear he looks like you, glasses and everything. And the person seems so out of place in the mural that I wondered if it is unfinished. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=2h4m10s

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ToxicBizu
Good Morning Thor, if you remember at least I'd say 2 decades ago, a movie came out called "Elf" came out, with the main character named Buddy. After the movie, Buddy disappeared. Well, 20 years later, Buddy has seem to reappear in a recent King's game, and I must say, looks like Buddy's recent years hasn't been doing well for him. Link Incoming. https://x.com/CultureCrave/status/1873590509375234248?t=mQWOb4C8G5WfER5yvjqMew&s=19 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=2h4m45s

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Fae_viking_princess
So I anyway I needed more information on him and I kept looking, and this same look-alike kept showing up. usually of varying details compared to the rest of the art they were in. Scholars can't decide if he is a self insert, a patron, a symbol of something, or just putting them there for balance. It has become common to refer to this person in articles as "Brazini's Attendant." Have you heard of Brazini's Attendant?” https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=2h6m20s

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Mk4Mute
Hello Sire, congrats on the new CPU! Apologies if it's too early in Ashes development to ask, but do you have plans for naval gameplay in the guild? I'd love to support by building ships or participating in naval activities when they’re released. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=2h7m20s

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Holymerdy
Hey Thor, just wanted to ask if your little black book of companies that have wronged you is publicly available? So far the Intel and Sony are what comes to mind so far. Enjoy the last few hours of 2024 from AUS. See you in the new year. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=3h53m32s

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iiTsHaze
yarrCheer500 Happy new year thor and mods and chat, I hope you all have a wonderful new year and I hope you all were able to complete one goal you set this past year for yourselves, My challenge for you all is to set 2 goals for 2025 and do your best to beat them, Love you all and wish everyone all the best yarrHeart https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=3h54m0s

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Karumac
It's definitely not a coincidence that my recruitment ticket went to claimed at the same time we've swapped to AMD. It was clearly Intel holding the Queue Hostage for the last 9 days. Hooray for AMD. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=3h54m22s

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Ayorro
Hi Thor, I tried learning to use Godot and got through the tutorial in the documentation. Then I got distracted creating a mod in Terraria for 3 days. Oh well, getting programming practice in https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=5h30m2s

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ArslanTheJester
Hey Thor, today is my last day at my current workplace and I'm moving to a new place with a similar job scope. I haven't changed jobs in 8 years and I'm feeling rather nervous and anxious. Any advice do you have to get over this anxiety? Love from Singapore btw. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=5h30m19s

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BearBakery
Hey Thor. I am a newer viewer and I admire how obviously passionate you are about your work. I recently lost my job in veterinary medicine and feel as though I’ve lost any passion I had. How have you managed to maintain and foster a passion over many years? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=5h33m8s

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Genda1ph
A glorious morning to you, Lord Thoringthon, the longest of lemons, king of goblins, wrangler of furry noodles. Have you seen the ticket #7017? I've shared some useful info on wrangling dual-CCD X3D CPUs - they have some caveats. Now, I need to test TTS Ń Ņ Ň Ņ Ň pause? Also, this is going to be much later in the stream, so Happy New Year, ya goblins! yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=5h40m24s

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Lavious
I am very curious if the AOC hoarfrost bright light problem has changed with your hardware. The light-show that I get presents differently on my hardware. I'm not finding many people talking about it but it can make my game unplayable without it. Discord link to bug post for screenshot: https://discord.com/channels/1135541715755880568/1320504292112728096 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=5h40m59s

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Swagnarok_
Hello again, guy who jumped into Unity recently. So with the jumping into Unity gamedev being a far cry from improving at coding and programming, where or how do you suggest I could go about improving at programming. In particular, I'd be really interested in python and automation. I'm in QA so I feel like automation would be extremely helpful. I also still want to continue in gamedev, but I really want to improve programming skills as well. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=5h42m18s

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JAMESTACORONTE
yarrCheer500 Hello Greek Mythological Liberating the Throne Creating the Ashes of the Second Phase Guardian Druid Heartbounded Block gamed Advanced Micro Deez Nuts 4K FLIR yarrBongosFactorious Troll Mage Only Fangs Long Lemon Goblin Lightning Lord. It's Mr. Ticonderoga again. Congrats on the processor. Jingle Jingle Jingle, I shake my keys cause I'm being sentimental. Thank you for streaming for new years. Love you lots goblin lord. yarrHeart https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=7h43m33s

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LFwitch_Hunter
hi thor, it feels wierd and kinda sad to say this even though i know its not, but thankyou for streaming on new years and providing somewhere for people like myself to hang out who dont have a party or family to celebrate with. it feels parasocial but thankyou. happy ny from aus https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=7h44m42s

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Thor2k4
long time viewer, first time tts. I write this at work with tears in my eyes. My girlfriend just called me and one of her 5 wigglers just passed away. Thank you for all you do with the wigglers yarrLoveyarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=7h45m18s

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TroyTech
Deep Notes fiercest rival was Bajo, Australias one-man groove machine known as The WormMaestro. Famous for his worm-themed instruments, Bajo played a squirming bassoon, a wriggling worm-harp, and his signature Earthcaster guitar shaped like a giant earthworm. Operating solo Bajo claimed s quirky yet masterful sound could rival anyone. Their legendary rivalry peaked at the secret Battle of the Beats where worm grooves met funk riffs n a showdown fans still argue about today. im escalating https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=8h11m1s

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noxximus7
yarrCheer500 Happy New Year to every golbin from Australia, its currently 7:40pm new years eve for us and im having a drink and enjoying my favourite streamer. Also Thor, what do you think about the rumours of the custodes not allowing ladies anymore?... Ladies nuts on yo face. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=9h9m17s

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zukman1
Good morning Captain Thor! Welcome to Team AMD! I also bring you today's cursed knowledge. If Iron's element symbol is Fe, and another word for man is male, then you could actually call Iron Man Fe-Male. Until we meet again! yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=9h57m38s

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undyingscientist
oh great thorini please bless me with some computer wisdom. im trying to buy a gaming laptop because i want to play all the cool games at the highest settings. i have brought an Intel 12th Generation Core i7 laptop with NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2050 for 800$. i dont intend to buy another computer for the next 8 years which is how long i have had my current computer. should i buy a 13th or 14th gen intel computer instead despite the microcode issue? will the 12th gen suffice? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=9h57m58s

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CursedNasty
Hey thor. Would a hotdog on a bun be considered a sandwich or a taco? This is a pressing debate between me and my friends and we need an almighty Lord such as yourself to give us the answer. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=10h0m18s

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winterteaparty
Hey Thor, just played Heartbound and boy what an awesome journey so far! The Tower story line reminded me so much of the corpo hell I went through in my previous employment. I think nobody talks about corpo hell enough and the mental toll and scars it leaves on someone. It is great to see you address this in Heartbound in a light hearted manner, allowing me to look back and laugh at the bad times. Stay awesome and a Happy New Year advance brother. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=10h0m58s

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Anarchaotic
Nice to see your new AMD build up and running. I built a Ryzen system for my dad right after first gen released, and he says it's still going strong for him. I'm also helping a local historical society by designing and building a PC for them, and I chose the Ryzen 7 8700 G. My laptop has an i9 13980 HX, but I haven't encountered the same problems as the desktop chips. Hopefully I'll be ok. Also, two new Halcyon Times editions since you last streamed. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=10h1m43s

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Piccolo113
yarrCheer500 Sad news. I lost my WoW HC character to the Undercity elevator, yesterday. I was typing to my guild while going up, so when I tried to move out at the top, the door shut in my face and the elevator dropped out of under me. Fortunately, I was only lvl 16 and hadn't even run a dungeon yet, so itit's only lost time. WE GO AGAIN! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=10h3m11s

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EggsOverEzee
You've failed to give us the pc building stream we all so desperately wanted... but it's all good I get why and here's a joke to help explain. How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? 0, its a hardware problem. TLDR; if you knew how to build a pc your name would clearly be Pirate Hardware. It's ok I forgive you. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=10h9m59s

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stoicshield
yarrCheer500 Good morning your goblin highness mayor lord! Good to see your new hardware came in, your character model looks so much better and more lifelike! The game looks good too. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=10h10m52s

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RivensSugarDaddy
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 if a group of ferrets is called a business, then if one group assimilates another, is that considered a corporate takeover? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=10h13m34s

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soryo21
Hey Thor, I wanted to share some history with video games and why many of them have god killing as a theme. Japan has had a large history of getting f’d over by authority figures. From Japanese religion being a mixing pot of various cultures being forcefully squashed by the state religion and instating god-kings into power. Then the U.S came and bluffed their way to getting the shogun to publicly announce that the god king is not a god and to shogun deez nuts. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=11h14m55s

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brofessor_preston
Hey Thor, i once got Ligma'd and it ended up very a tragic way. In college my best friend and I had the same academic advisor, her name was Candace. She was so old it looked like she could die at any moment. One day my best friend ran up to me in the dorm lobby and screamed "Did you hear about Candace!?" I thought she finally died. I asked "WHAT ABOUT CANDACE!?" He then shouted to me "CANDACE Dick fit in your mouth." Later that week we found out she died. I joked he caused her death. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=11h17m25s

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mesoterra
Thor, did you know that in the original US release of Power Rangers, the part of the end of the theme where it says "Go go Power Rangers" the end of that phrase meshes perfectly with the end of the original US release of the Pokemon theme when it says "Pokemon". If you don't believe me search my name in the meme channel on the discord. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=11h18m25s

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SkullKidRae
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 happy new year to all the goblins. i find there are two types of people in the world. those who can extrapolate from incompleat data. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=11h18m53s

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PanMeowgi
Good Morning Thor, happy new year. Must say you did motivate me to make get affiliate on twitch and build a community, thank you for building yours and making a positive part of internet. Oh and Chleb for mods <3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=11h19m41s

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SouyoXander
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor. So, I am fully convinced Hideo Kojima might be Gaming Jesus. I know that it was a bit mixed, but Death Stranding is my absolute favorite game. I had to play it twice to get the story...but, at least for me, that just shows how awesome it was. At least in my mind. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=11h20m6s

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CaptainShinyMew
Hello Mr. Pirate. So I did some thinking and I realized that if Reincarnation exists we all live in a hardcore world. Because when we die. we are reborn with no knowledge, no gear. Meaning we are all truly playing a hardcore game of life and everytime we come back as something else. We Go Again. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=11h25m19s

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DrinkTheWater
I'm making a TTRPG and thinking of adding a rule that gives players only 1 minute to take turn and penalizes them if they fail to declare an action in time. Do you think this will add tension or just be an annoying gimmick? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=11h25m47s

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BassDave2112
Good morning Thor, Congrats on the AMD upgrade. What do you call a doctor from greater Minnesota? Eh, MD. Did you tell any of your friends about your experience with the new machine? I have summarized your PC tale as follows: Intel is awful, but man, AMD's nuts. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h3m39s

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nevanders
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor, is there a way to report a bitcoin address. Been getting some spam emails telling me to give them x amount in bitcoin and to pay it towards an address, I copied their address on piece of paper to save just in case im able to report it. also do u like doughnuts? because i think my nutz are great https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h4m4s

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OctoberLeafz
Hello Thor, no memery today. Just wanted to thank you for the great content and the community you have created which has made me return to watching streams daily after many years. Best of luck and happy pit year. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h4m55s

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Yokai828
Hey Thor and Chat. Merry new year and happy christmas to everyone here. Wait, I think I mixed something up there. And guess I also missed Christmas as well, god damit. Also now that I think about it, where did you get that mount? I've never seen it ingame before. Oh, i see. You surely hacked the game and stole it. I mean, think about it, you even hacked power plants. What kind of crazy guy would do that? Must be someone streaming from an oil rig. What a goblin. to be continued https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h5m13s

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Yokai828
I will continue to report you to the GM. Good luck discussing that with him. Should work, I mean you can both speak in duck. Oh my, what an unfortunate typo. Guess I'll have to make that up by working on your secret kingdom of oil island. Poor me. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h5m57s

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Shiranui_XM3
heres some bits for the mighty goblin wizard, keeper of ferrets and the fabricator lohcum. I'm resending a unplayed tts, there has to be a 40k D&D sesh in which thor is the rogue trader, khronos his seneschal and the players his companions. dubbed "the misadventures of the lord captain Thor". also he owns a Falchion class frigate named "The mighty Beans" natrually painted in beans color with gold. oh and dont forget to replace every eagle with Beans with a royal cape. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h6m17s

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Yokai828
Hey Thor and chat, Yokai here again. Hope my joke from earlier wasn't a flop, and I'm sorry, if it was. Anyway actual question this time. Do you have any recommendations where or how best to learn how to tinker with electrinics like PCs, printers and so on, in my freetime? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h7m15s

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mortalcl0th
Hey thor, I just found this program called “yWriter” that I’ve been using to keep track of the story in my game and it’s been a huge help, I haven’t seen anyone talk about it though. have you come across any small time apps that could help devs?? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h8m3s

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nevanders
yarrCheer500 Hey thor, lets say something happens on January 1st 2025 at 2:00 am in Ohio and ends up on the news. But theres a 3 hour difference between eastern time and Pacific time so would the article/ News station say it happened in 2024? or 2025? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h9m5s

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merlin159
Why do farts stink? So the deaf can enjoy them too. And now a random fact, Australia has the world's largest war memorial called The Great Ocean Road. oh and p.s. happy retirement stream https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h9m46s

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xliquidqt
Hey Thor! love your stream and all the content you put out! What would you recommend to get a foot into IT if you have no previous working experience? I’m going to school for network security and haven’t had much luck hearing back from jobs! I’m 30, full time college student and I want to succeed bad! happy new years man! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h10m3s

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itgman23
Lugma hahahaha. Hey Cornos is this a get him moment? Chat the ligmas lately have been unimaginative and soggy. We can do better. Thor deserves better. Save the soggy ligmas for chronos when he starts streaming. Also grats on the AMD machine. I went AMD with my PC a few years ago and it's been smooth sailing. Also did you find the anniversary Christmas npc on orgrimmar for Christmas? His name is Garg and pops up randomly in town. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h11m6s

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Mastermegabyte
yarrCheer500 Greetings, Goblin Lord. I heard you and Khronos arguing about the proper pronounciation of CARAMELLE, OR CARMELLE. Well, you both happen to be incorrect. It is CARAMELEE. As it pertains a fist fight against Diabetus. The winner gets a paid Hearthbound Demo. Warm regards https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h12m21s

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MrMaros0
Hello ChloroThorm. Game sequels are often hit or miss. There's many games that I absolutely loved, but their sequels were so disappointing it genuinely hurt to see their series fall down like this. But it's almost 2025, let's celebrate the great sequels to already great games like Guaca-melee 2, Spelunky 2, Killing Floor 2, Risk of Rain 2, and one that I am playing right now that I love, Rogue Legacy 2, which is just the first game but better. Tho I'm still scared for Killing Floor 3. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h12m55s

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Nifara
Heya Thor! You dissapointed me! You play Blue in MTG! NO NO NO THAT IS BAD! As a red player I despise you! And talking of the crab immortality. It is an expression used is spanish for people who look thoughtful or fantasizing https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h14m52s

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bforo
yarrCheer500 Hello Pirate Bossware, Spymask here, I bring hilarious news, yesterday in the process of killing a Noxus caravan, I repeateadly killed the Noxus leader and mayor of a node. They are now mildly miffed about that and are hiting our caravans in retaliation, so I might have caused a trade war. Oopsies. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h15m19s

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mr_glitch_master
hi Thor, you really inspired me to start cooking a again. I even got the flavor bible, I’ve been really into making desserts. for example I taught myself how to make my favorite kind of pudding https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h15m45s

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HIGHPriestJoekage
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 this is for Khronos. Hi, here is All Purpose Flour, Water, and Salt. Do not mix and place near warmth, this would be heretical, but if you just eat separate I will not have broken any rules. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h17m18s

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glorpouslink
good morning thor finally hot level 10 on AOC and I became a citizen in your node can't wait to join the guild, and a special shout out to winky for hooking me up with some copper he rocks https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h17m50s

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McMadderson
yarrCheer500 Here's your pay check for the month, on behalf of the goblins, you are not fired, so continue to keep up the good work. Also, seven million, seven hundred and seventy seven thousand, seven hundred and seventy seven. yarrMummy https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h18m54s

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thebrawlwater
Thor, the polymer in wood that binds cellulose fibers together, making wood rigid, is Lignin. Because you used a root ball for your homestead in Ashes, and roots are made of wood, Steven made you lignin balls. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2340519717?t=12h19m11s

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Jpsycho
Hi, thank you for your kindness when talking to chat about mental illness or addiction. One of the main reasons that people do not seek help is concern that they will be seen as crazy, insane, or judged. People with treatable issues will wait until their problem worsens because they want to avoid the terrible stigma that comes along with these conditions. Having a problem does not make you a bad person. Thanks for helping to break the stigma https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h28m41s

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Ragebeard_the_Red
A professor who had been traveling the wild West awoke in his camp one morning to find his prized thesaurus had been stolen. With no one around he looks to his horse and says, "horse, did you steal my thesaurus?" The horse looks at the professor and replied "Nope" https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h31m3s

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Genda1ph
Welcome in 2025, Lord Thoringthon, the longest of lemons, king of goblins, wrangler of furry noodles. A gentle rminder that for many people the stream is where they come to for respite from chaos of offline: working a crappy job, or multiple, caring for children or elderly relatives, bad family situation, money troubles or whatever else. It's a needed refuge, not another PvP-enabled zone. yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h31m23s

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GunplaYubel
hello grand puba of goblins and ligma I want to wish your years of new are marry, I used to be a programmer and hacker like you but I took ligma to the knee and don’t have oil rig money like you to have them fixed. like how you fixed your knees after retiring from the frag five https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h31m56s

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Krzymnjoe96
Happy New Year Thor the Guru of Ferrets and Games, hope you and all of you mods have an awesome New Year. Since joining your community your tech and dev advice has been a source of inspiration for me as I have had difficulty joining both industries. Keep doing what you do best and here's to 2025. O7 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h32m42s

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TwohTwoh
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 Love your positivity and your positive outlook on the development community. As a dev turned manager, I want to say your shorts about your experiences in the trenches give me hope. I am committed to goal to a raising the tide which raises all ships with the group that I lead. Thank you! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h33m7s

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Viscoos_from_FMAT
Happy New Year Pirat firmware, I will forever be shiling the baby eating game Foxhole! i hope you can join us for the air update in 2025. Love the content keep on inspring and being awesome! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h33m39s

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Argonius_Doge
yarrCheer500 Howdy Thor. Got a hypothetical for you and chat that I came up with while lacking sleep: You have infinite wealth, but from now on you must pay for everything using only novelty cheques. For online purchases, you get access to a special address that you can mail the novelty cheque to to pay for it. You cannot pay someone via cheque to buy things for you in a more convenient manner. Would you take the deal? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h33m59s

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RiyekoL
Hey Thor, meat trucker has returned to bring you bacon. Thanks for being up tonight. Sitting far away from home, family and friends. You're a comfort while I'm sitting in 20 degree weather and light snow. Love ya. Be safe and warm chat. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h35m41s

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NightcallerZ
yarrCheer500 Hey, Thor and chat! Unfortunately, I have to go into work right at midnight, hope you guys have a great New Year! Thank you for being awesome as hell yarrHeart https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h36m22s

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AmenoFPS
hi thor. Happy new year, I'm drunk, just got engaged a few days ago and my partner just told me I have a bad pull out game and shes pregnant. Hope you have you a good and successful 2025 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h37m11s

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nevanders
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor, Did u know In February 2024, a private spacecraft named Odysseus made the first US moon landing in over 50 years. Odysseus touched down at around 6:23 PM EST. It was the first time a commercially manufactured and operated vehicle made a “soft landing” on the moon. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h37m48s

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IkariGullwing
yarrCheer500 Good evening and/or morning, Thor and chat. I come to you with the first official Ikari dad joke of the year and it's just for you, Thor.. Why was the NoSQL database lonely? It didn't have any relationships. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h40m18s

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L_5050
yarrCheer500 Good evening Thor. Zultralord with 1000 bits said you're a turtle. Ironmouse with 501 bits said I hid your floppy disc and you will never find it. PointCrow with 69420 bits said yahoo https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h41m26s

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SinR2014
Hail, and well met, Sir Lemon the Long. The other night I had a dream I was running a caravan in AoC and you approached me. I identified and said I was waiting for my interview. You flagged attacker and said "Application DENIED" https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h42m13s

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ProCptCasual
Hi Thor, I've been binging your YT and just watched the video about breaking down game development and I just started my challenge of making a game in the new year. Thank you for all you do love ya and keep it up! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h42m36s

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TheGeekno72
Bonsoir Mr Thor, I wish you Bonne Année 2025 and meilleurs vœux for the year to come, I had a lot of fun with you and everyone around these parts and can't be thankful enough for the inspiration everyone has been for me so far, I started streaming shortly after discovering you, I've started looking into a new hobby and meeting a lot of new people. And remember, don't let Miko eat all the ferrets ! Have a good night chat, 7 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h43m20s

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ePynkCupid
Hello there, start of the new year, im practising 3D animation for future work in the game industry. I'm worried about having to work twice as hard as others due to competition as thousands of people being laid off this year. Any helpful tips for portfolio or getting into the industry as of now? Love from England ♥♥♥ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h51m9s

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descendency
Hello, Potato Software. I've heard you are a game developer and a hacker, but could you tell us some stories from your past like when you got knee surgery because of your time in the fracking 5? Happy New Year. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h52m56s

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Fizzological
waiting on PF to fill on FF 14 for new chaotic raid, thank you for being an awesome dude. you deserve everything you earned this year. working for a small startup tech company your insight into the industry has been amazing and motivating. happy new year and many more blessings! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h53m42s

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Jpsycho
Thor & Chat, please forgive me for my sins. I work at a crisis center and suicide hotline and my coworkers helped me come up with that Ligma. I will make it up next year during the Ferret Fundraiser. Here infront of Chat and Beans (our lord) I pledge 2000 dollars for the humane society/ New Ferret Rescue, No joke i promise https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h54m26s

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glorpouslink
started watching you on a whim during subtember and bought a six month since it was a good deal so glad I did since it's been really fun,I love listening to your streams during work and your calm attitude has been really great for my anxiety thanks for being you and happy new year https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h55m14s

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boxofdem0ns
Howdy Thor! I'm a Systems Admin who specializes in International DataCenters. I'm still struggling to break into the "able to afford a house" pay-bracket. do you have any advice on how to take the next step! Happy New Year! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h56m3s

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João Pedro M. Oliveira
Happy New Year from Brazil! Thank you for all you do! Have been watching your shorts for some time now, and they are always a bright spot on my day! First time on the stream btw ☺❤🎉🥂🍾 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h57m0s

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GnocchiSuitedUP
Greetings, Thor! I would like to say thank you for being here and being you. You inspired me to try again at streaming, and I was curious about what microphone software you use to make your microphone sound so clear. Cheers, and Happy New Year! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h57m20s

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TheLordofAllNoobs
Blessed be thicc daddy Thor-son, keeper of ligma, father of goblins, protector of noobs, lover of toes, happy new year to you, oh, tamer of war noodles, taster of the cursed, keep it up. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h58m27s

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ThatAries321
yarrCheer500 Finally had a chance to catch a stream and able to actually focus on it. I'm glad to be able to tune in to your streams because they are very relaxing. Happy New Year! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=0h58m43s

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Patrick
my buddies and i start playing Season of Discovery. We're from Vanilla, but one of our friends forgot the joys of old WoW vs. retail. how can't I bring this man to the classic side, otherwise, I'm lvling my brewmaster monk. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h0m38s

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Shiranui_XM3
hello it is me again, sadly. got a pc question: am looking to upgrade my machine from its current fire hazard and air port fans decible to water cooled. pc part picker cant really help there. any suggestion on how I should approch that? uhh what else to ask... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h1m23s

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RNich77
Hi last of my bits on your chin yarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrCultyarrCultyarrCult https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h2m52s

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NiSiSuinegEht
Heya Thor, Knowing your history with EVE Online, do you have any thoughts on EVE Frontier you'd be willing to share? As an ex dock fairy that's been clean for over a decade, it has me seriously considering giving it a shot when it comes out. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h3m13s

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doctor_cookie
Happy New Year Thor & Goblins, already 2025 here in AUS. Personally been a rough 2024 but something everyone needs to know is that they are loved, cared for and if you need help please reach out. You do not have to engage in every battle alone, and if you need to think about if you're ok, you're probably not. Support is available goblins and take care! P.S. when you visiting Australia https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h3m50s

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QueentasticVT
So Thor. Chat tells me you like these. SO here we go.. Did you know, if you want to make the perfect lasagna you should use lasagna plates and not Bianca Ingrosso. This is based on that lasagna plates are essential in lasagna, meanwhile Bianca Ingrosso is a human and not a lasagna plate. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h4m39s

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Ster1ingArch3r
Thor, I'm so glad I discovered your channel, a while back I asked what would do to get more experience as as sys admin. You said home lab would be awesome. So thats what I did, and I'm addicted. Also, the spinning wheel in Windows and the rainbow wheel in MacOS is called a throbber. so thats fun https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h8m12s

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Genda1ph
Hey Thor, how much do you know about ham? Not the Little Ham, but the Spanish Jamón? Did you know they raise pigs is a vary particular way, free range and all, then they butcher them, and use exclusively the hind leg, to cure and dry it out? But have you seen it cut afterwards? A venerable sheet of cured ham dv2Gasmall so you could ham on DEEZ NUTS! yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h9m9s

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QaeinFas
yarrCheer500 Happy new year, sir Long Lemon, keeper of Ferrets, Mayor of Halcyon and host of Game Jams. Thank you for an awesome year, and may we have many more hosted by your awesome inspirations. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h10m30s

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nightsintodreams
Happy New Year Thor. Start this year by drinking water and considering again the Calamity Mod in Terreria. Also, did you know that if your character in HC WOW dies, you will essentially Flowers for Algrenon all those Orcs? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h10m59s

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VeeNomine
yarrCheer500 I decided to make an ironman, aka a self found character in Ashes of Creation. It is very fun and I encourage people to do wacky things in the game as well. Happy New Years Thor and do you too chat. You make the world a better place. Sometimes all we need to do it exist and be present for others to have amazing and far reaching positive impacts. 7 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h11m26s

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Aria_Sails
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 Thanks for the year of content and advice. I am bedridden most of the time and watching what you do helps me lighten up and laugh. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h13m4s

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dizachster713
yarrCheerhello thor long time lurker first time donator. you inspire me to want to become more literate in this tech world. i use this nice fancy PC to game and know nothing about how it works and why it all works i just push buttons. Thank you for all the entertaining and educational content and happy new year https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h13m27s

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DOOMVEGA
Hey Thor. Just wanted to say thank you and also ask for some Thor Wisdom (Thordom?). I found an entry-level gamedev job that's perfect, legitimately a dream job for me, but it's a huge risk. I've been mulling it over and can't decide either way lol. Any thoughts? Happy new year and thank you again <3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h14m36s

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MoonAmarok
Hello Thor, lord of the mind goblins and creator of ashes. I thank you for your continued positivity and a space to feel a little more sane. I'm in the process of looking into buying a house next year, and to say the least, I'm terrified. Adulting in general is a terrifying. If you have any advice to help ease some of that anxiety, I'd appreciate it. Regardless. I look forward to future shorts and streams full of shenanigans and puns! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h17m35s

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mountainmomma_63
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 I want to thank you for giving me the courage to go back to school to get my computer programming degree. I want to help my husband and the rest of the hydrocephalus community stay out of the operating rooms by developing a device to detect when a shunt malfunctions. He's had 21 shunt replacements in his 41 years of life. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h21m59s

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Ragebeard_the_Red
Have you watched "Nigel the tiny Wizard?" or "the Chaotic good barbarian" Feel you'd like it. Also to answer the question from like 2 months ago. I'm a forklift operator in a warehouse where i dont need to communicate with anyone... but the audiobooks interfere with me communicating. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h22m37s

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Nadava
An update, they were going to sell the working CNC machine I use to a scrapyard. They changed their mind. I wished I did it, until I heard that the operations manager shot himself in the foot over the not wanting to run a new power line. lol, time to keep running it so I can keep the mods in bread and the new hires trained up in cnc operation. Hap New Calendar. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h25m14s

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A1chem1st
@PirateSoftware I just wanted to let you know that I have been stuck in a depression/burnout rut after working 15 years in retail pharmacy. After having watched you for over a year now I plan to finally actually try my hand at streaming and just hope to one day be able to game/stream with you on even a fraction of your level. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h26m9s

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Razgriz_Actual
Thor, Master of Guilds, Proprietor of Ferrets, Lord of Goblins. I found you shortly after my daughter was born this year, You got me through a lot of long nights, and you have become a part of my end of day routine. You have inspired me to stream in 2025, educating people on aviation form a mechanics point of view. Thank you Thor, you are an amazing person. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h26m38s

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Rebelhero423
yarrCheer500 Hello Thor Soft Pirate, I have more cursed knowledge to impart, after my last. The condition known as "Split Brain" is legit terrifying. "After the right and left brain are separated, each hemisphere will have its own separate perception, concepts, and impulses to act. Having two "brains" in one body can create some interesting dilemmas. There was a case in which, one hand grabbed a mans wife and shook her, while the other hand came to her aid. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h29m41s

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ProCasuall
It's officially been a year since I started watching you. Thank you for being you and what you do for the community. You're an inspiration to me and everybody else. Now if only I could stop procrastinating and continue learning GoDot. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h30m59s

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LurkingInShadows23
Happy New Year Thor, goblin ruler, the stigma of ligma, the man with multiple birthdays! I am excited to see good things from you and the wiggler in this new year, happy holidays from the fracking Five and 777,777,777 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h32m17s

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Telvanora
Hello Thor, Wood Baron of Halcyon, leader of the Fracking Five. I work at an art museum that is local artists in my city and they want to implement a way to have an audio file of the artist talking about their art piece into the exhibit itself. Currently thinking of just having a QR code linked to a YouTube video of it but not sure if that's the way to go. Any suggestions on alternate methods of doing that? Happy Birthday thank you for all that you do https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h33m18s

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liam764478
hey thor happy new year birthday you old man. so old. it's so sad you can't handle vr cause half life alyx is such a goated game, the atmosphere, the physics, the lore, the visuals, and now the zombies are up close and personal and now agonize but not in reverse. also it's fun and stressful to have to manually reload and arm the gun. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h34m19s

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DrPuzzlerMD
Hey Thor, I wanted to share with you a video I made a while back where I showcased a physical wooden gameboard and cards for Inscryption. Also, I recently spent my entire college fund to buy the demo. Worth it. Link incoming https://youtu.be/GSvK9Jfi8d0?si=XtkIz4HVk1Yu2WRz yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h35m51s

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InfiniteAxis_
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor, I'm looking to get my Cybersecurity certs, but I'm not sure which to start with. Security+, Certified Ethical Hacker, PenTest+? I got the HumbleBundle a couple months ago with a bunch of test prep, but I don't know where to start. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h42m14s

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MadHatten2113
Found your community at the beginning of 2024, listened and learned over the year. Got a new job and am getting back into my I.T and computer software education because of your inspiration. Thank you Thor! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h43m13s

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RockinBirbBoi
Greetings Thor, Lord of Goblins, Hearder of Ferrets. I have a major problem the last few nights. I haven't been able to sleep at night. I lie awake at night with thoughts that I can't seem to find an answer to. I keep thinking, how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h44m6s

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liam764478
thor you should check out home safety hotline. it's basically sending the right information to the caller by their description and using the documented entries of common pests. and there's found footage art for the pictures of the more... uncommon entries you could say. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=1h44m31s

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Etherix239
Hey Thor! This is my first TTS as a long-time lurker. I'm a student currently going into biomedical engineering in veterinary sciences, hopefully to be able to pave the way for new technology to help our little furry friends! Hearing about Henry and more recently Demeter has only made me all the most interested in it! Thank you for all that you do, and know that you are a light in the darkness for so many people! yarrHeartyarrHeart https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=3h18m40s

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OdinTheFallen
Thank you for streaming for New Years. I lost both my parents this year and spending my time in this stream lately has been a big help. Glad to spend my New years here with you and chat. Much love. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=4h21m1s

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WulfestWulf
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor, there is something I have to confess. You're not read to hear it. No, seriously, you aren't prepared. dot dot dot... If you made it this far, I guess you can find out. Thor. Every single chat message is me. It has always been me. I am the owner of the fracking 5. This has all been a matrix experience to figure out how long you could last. You won. You beat the game. dot dot dot dot dot dot...... This means I lost the game ( and so did you ) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=4h21m24s

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Magicallstarr5
Welcome to a new segment from me, the OG Goblin: This is Jeopardy Software! Today’s category comes from 2018 titled “Double That Double S!”. Make sure your response is in the form of a question. As such you, will be messaged if your response is correct. Here’s the prompt: ‘To evaluate, or to impose a tax’. Good luck, streamer https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=4h22m6s

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actuallykeefe
im 23 and have always wanted to do game dev and for whatever reason i've been putting it off. thanks to you, 2025 WILL be my year and ill make something out of myself. thank you for being so helpful in this space. you've given me a lot of hope and courage man. happy new years to all, ill check back when my first game comes out on Steam :) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=7h16m18s

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A1chem1st
HAPPY NEW YEAR! I realize now I did my last TTS a weird but that is ok. Do you use an OBS plugin for multistream or a service like restream? Blessed Be and Happy New Year! Fun fact Giraffes are far more likely to be struck by lightning than humans. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=7h17m6s

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skippybushkanga
Hello Mr PirateSoftware happy new year do you think there is a way to make Easy Anti cheat the blue bear one work better or just scrap it? any game using that anti cheat seems doomed :) https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=7h17m44s

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AmoryNox
Hey Thor. Its the new resto shaman from Gray parse. Thanks for being so chill the other week. Not to bring everyone down. I lost my daughter due to complications of a bone marrow transplant. Ive reached and and have unfortunately been shunned before by people. But there are people who help others. Thanks for being a beacon of positivity. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=7h20m13s

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RossRays
yarrCheer500 Hi Parrot Surfware, I’m enjoying a chocolate and strawberry ice cream stout while listening to the sultry tones of your voice at 3:41 a.m. Happy New Year, and thank you for all your content throughout the year. Take care! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=7h21m1s

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QueentasticVT
Hey Thor. I love the idea about the largest ferret rescue center. We love animals in chat. So therefor you will get a butterfly fact to end the year with. Butterflies likes drinking blood. Now, they don't have the necessary tools to kill or bite for it, but since blood is so nutrient packed, they'll lap it up if available though. This means Butterflies technically are vampires and a bat. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=7h22m14s

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Steel_Generation
yarrCheer500 Greetings Maldavius Von Halcyon. I heard you are an anime fan? Have you seen the Jojo's Bizarre Adventures series? My wife introduced me to the series and if you aren't familiar with it, it is exactly what the title says. I'm not a fan of the current series, Jojolands. My favorite was Steel Ball Run which is going to get the anime treatment soon. The most recent manga series that finished was okay though. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=7h22m49s

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thunderkraken
Hey Thor, have loved doom scrolling to your content while trying to fall asleep. Any who, I'm 6 months from getting my IT degree, and 1 year and 6 months from my Cyber Security degree. Even though I am passing my classes with A's. I still feel like I have no idea what I am doing. What advice ya got for me? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=7h24m7s

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HarleenFrancisIsley
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor. 2024 has been the worst year of my life so far. My fiance ended our 8 year relationship, taking me by surprise and causing me to effectively homeless for most of this year. I'm finally moving into a shared space tomorrow so hopefully 2025 will be a better year. I just wanted to thank you because I found your streams not long after the breakup and your life advice and wizard wisdom have made me smile and given me drive to keep going. I appreciate all you do https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=7h27m50s

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Zalmanar
Hey Thor, hope you are well. I've thoroughly enjoyed every minute i watch of your stream. It's not only entertaining, but also informative and educational. Thank you for doing what you do. 7 Also, my D&D GM is called Sevendrawstosix, and we always call him seven! he is more beautiful that 7 of 9. Now that ive been paid to say that.... i wasnt lying https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=7h40m57s

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Burritoboy9578
I'm brand new to AoC and am a Cleric. Wondering if you have any recommendations on best early game strategy levels 1-10ish. I seem to be lacking damage at the moment, only putting out 17ish damage at a time. Does Kronos have any videos? What would you recommend? Thanks for any help, and I look forward to contributing to the guild https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=7h41m29s

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sp00kq
Here is another animal fact to end off 2023, hello to my fellow washinton resident: Tongue-eating louse, is a parasite that latches onto a fish’s tongue and feeds on the blood vessels. Eventually, the tongue falls off and the parasite attaches itself to what’s left and becomes the fish's new tongue. To end this off, we would like to help you for your help in the oil business <3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=7h43m48s

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Starskald
Happy New Year Thor. Hope 2025 is better for me. I got laid off 2 weeks ago from my software engineering job, so I am going to curtail this into my S.E. turned pro streamer origin story. My wife is super excited...not... Any advice? Don't worry. If the pro streamer thing doesn't work, I fully believe I can get another S.E. job. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=7h45m2s

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sparklypeppers
yarrCheer500 Good evening Thor. I discovered your channel exactly 365 days ago and you've been an inspiration to me over this past year. Quick question. For the past 3 years I've been a laptop gamer because I was able to use it for school and gaming. I have the income now to build a PC, but I'm unsure if this is the right market to buy parts in. What would your advice be for building a PC in a financially responsible way? My budget is around $1500. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=7h46m33s

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Gearsin01
Wanted to wish you a happy new year, wish you the best with your upcoming knee surgery and hope the retirement is comfortable without being to bored. Did you know plants feel pain and make noises we can't hear when they are stressed? Your potted plants sing when they are thirsty, but you can't hear them. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=7h51m8s

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aristotle2600
greets Thor; first time in over a decade I'm not watching the ball drop on cnn, cause my apt's new streaming garbage is garbage. Playing Opus Magnum now, a reboot of an old flash game called the Codex of Alchemical Engineering. I showed it to my nephew to hopefully get him a tad more interested in programming. You design machines to combine alchemical atoms into new stuff https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=7h52m3s

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Sebebeb
Hey Thor, I am listening to Jason Schreier's book and just listened to the part about your dad, the cinematic team, and the South Park episode today. I was to young to remember the WCIII cinematics first coming out so I didn't realize until now how big of a deal they were. I hope your dad is doing well! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=7h53m27s

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cajungoon
Happy New Year Thor and Goblins! Hope everyone has a wonderful start to the New Year! Thank you for all the different games you've played this year. Never thought I would enjoy playing a game like Grey Hack, but it's an absolute blast. Not the best at it, but every time I restart, I try to get faster and get further before getting stuck again. Also, thank you for showing us other creators like Prime, Mouse, Hubert, and KitBoga. Can't wait to see what you do this year! Praise Beans. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=9h25m6s

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uniqueunseen
Merry Happ New Year Goblin Lord Thor! I am a legally blind person & you have inspired me to get into QA with a focus on digital accessibility. Do you have any advice for getting my first job with certifications but without the tech background? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=9h26m19s

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Shiranui_XM3
Follow up. As far as I know Kirstoferyee wont be available for what 2-3weeks?, so I cant turn him into swiss cheese with questions. Some self-reflection: It appears I have slipped into the spiral of wanting attention by sending very odd messages. Sigh…I despise having mental issues. Just gonna keep up doc visits and meds munching. aside from work and my room/pc there is nothing. anyway, I’m reaching 55 hours of being awake and will go for 5 hours of sleep once I send this. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=9h39m25s

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CrueLIronyMC
Thor, Thank you for all you do. Do you know how to catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique up on it. Do you know how to catch a Tame rabbit? Tame way. Also, can we not be pluralist and say DEEZ NUT? Happy New Year! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=9h42m23s

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RNich77
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 I think I might use stinky every time I put my stinky bits on your chin, rap incoming yarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinkyyarrStinky https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=9h48m26s

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BruceLee317
According to a calculation by a New York state wildlife expert, if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it could chuck around 700 pounds of wood, based on the amount of dirt they typically move when digging a burrow; which is roughly 35 cubic feet of soil. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=9h49m0s

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dragonkinganthonyvt
yarrCheer500 Hi Thor, happy new year! It is 9pm for me when I post this. And I have a question for you well I guess two. For the game jam would you consider a game made in renpie? The second i have is my friend who was recently let go from broadsword had showed me a site that might help build or see what you need for a game dev position and I wonder what you think https://amirsatvat.com/ also thank you for everything you have done and happy birthday please keep that one hp safe https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=9h49m21s

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maxster9
Hi thor, Im dealing with deppresion since i was 17 and im 322 now, ive seen alot of different health proffesionals but nothing really helped. I also been diagnosed with aspergers but my friends and family dont think i have that. i just constantly think theres something wrong in my head. i always know the solutions for other peoples problems but for myself i just cant seem to take action in any direction. what do? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=9h50m33s

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ParaDKritter
Happy new years yall, Thor I would like to say love your content it makes me full of happiness. I am thinking of starting hardcore and call my character Phillip, just so I can eat my almonds and tell everyone Phill up on deez nutz https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=9h58m13s

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b14ck0utt
I don't want to be that person but thank you for the streams in 2024! You've helped me through one of the hardest years of my life where I got diagnosed with severe anxiety and PTSD and you've been the source of my inspiration and motivation to start streaming. I legitimately cannot describe how grateful I am in this message! Also, do you have any tips for new streamers like me? Happy new years you absolute legend! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=10h0m11s

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EIissu
i dont often go on twitch much but love your content least when i go to bed and watch your vids via youtube <3. also for classic wow i havent played since 09 and im returning but what character should i play i last was a night elf mage but i was thinking i try out warlock? im unsure what is good to play. i do play a lot of retail and main warlock but on void elf. hope you have a good day though and happy new year <3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=10h1m25s

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HalverDadd
My pregnant wife went to the hospital due to some scary bleeding. Some stressful, scary days later, our son is born on Thanksgiving. Your positive streams and good vibes kept me sane through some long sleepless nights. Wife and baby are healthy and happy. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=10h2m4s

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karlkun69
Thank you for streaming on holidays and inspiring me! I did the same with my WoW guildmates, keeping them company while balancing time with family. Your kindness and dedication mean so much. You make a real difference! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=10h23m30s

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Etherix239
Hey again! I forgot to say Happy New Year to Chat, Shaye, Maddie, the mods, and you, whoops! It's been a crazy year of listening and learning, and you've been an amazing constant throughout. You truly are an inspiration, and I'm incredibly excited to see what 2025 has to offer! You're a blessing to us all Thor! yarrLove https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=10h27m3s

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XeroxCopycat
Greetings Thor and Chat, by the time this TTS hits, a new year will be upon us. Everyone, please be kind and wonderful to one another. Give your love and hopes to all the people in your lives, and give your kindness to all who deserve. Best wishes to all, and to all a happy new year! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=10h29m41s

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meltedsandcraft
Hello Goblin lord. I am a novice glass artist who enjoys making mushrooms and would like to send you a set as appreciation for your stream and all it has done for the community. If this is possible, please let me know. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=10h30m48s

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googly_eyed_beast
Hey Thor, I have been toying with the idea of streaming, but I am dealing with some social disabilities, mostly brought on by trauma and the stress of dealing with undiagnosed ADHD, Dyslexia. I finally had to quit working due to some areas of my brain taking a leave of absence from burnout. I have been tempted to try streaming, but I'm bad at social stuff. Any thoughts if chatting about the challenges of living with ADHD and permanent burnout would be suitable or interesting? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=10h36m10s

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cerulea_dlux
Hi Thor, I'm starting a role as a tech writer for a red team in February. Apparently very few people have this specific experience, any advice? My background is helpdesk and knowledge management, this role will be that and executive reports/comms. Thanks for all you do, goblin lord! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=10h37m45s

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NightcallerZ
yarrCheer500 One last cheer before I head to work! Thank you again for all you do yarrHeartCan't wait to get home from work just to watch you grind LULI'll see you in 2025, goblins and Goblin Lord o7 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=10h40m49s

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BryGuyMD
Hey Thor, I have been typing and retyping this for a while now, I'm very nervous to post this and it's gonna be 2 messages long but here it goes. A few years ago I got a "great" DLC and it is a add-on to my ADHD and Dyslexia, Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria. Things got so bad that I was ready to end but then I found an amazing wife and then she encouraged me get a Master Tech job at a tech repair shop and now run the shop as well. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=10h42m30s

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BryGuyMD
Outside of that I have a terrible time trying to talk to people and struggle to even make a single friend, my wife pushed me to finally to play tabletop 40K. I enjoy it, but I'm pretty sure people don't like me and I can barely ever get someone to play against me. I also haven't been able to make any friends online either. So I was just wondering if you had any advice or tips? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=10h43m46s

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Duerre_Wildstar
Happy new years everyone. 2 years ago I found out my wife was in an emotional affair. It hurt alot, I left that abusive person behind, started hanging out in twich, talking w people about things I enjoy. 1.5 years in therapy focusing on mental health and I'm much happier. Ringing in 2025 quietly, sitting at home painting star wars minis and watching a WoW...much happier than I've been in past years. Take care of yourself and if you feel alone, just remember you're not. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=10h46m25s

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xander_the_goose
yarrCheer500 Heya Thor, Happy New Year from the east coast. I’m in Key West this year, and the tradition out here is instead of dropping a ball, they drop a Drag Queen in a giant shoe. I was up close, and am going to post the video on the Discord. My username there is Adligo https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=10h47m1s

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HunVaLex
Been following you since your palworld playthrough and was an instant fan with your real life stories at Blizzard. Cheers to you and your family Thor, thanks for making my neediness that much more bearable 🥂 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=10h49m52s

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QuntosStorme
yarrCheer500 Happy New Year Mister Long Lemon. Here is a game I found I think you will like, Dark Deity 2. It's a turn-based strategy RPG ala Fire Emblem and the like and it has really pretty art. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2446600/Dark_Deity_2/ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=10h50m13s

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arclite02
Hey, Thor. Happy New Year! Glad to see the new machine working out so well. Here's a fun Psyker related fact: In the novel Cadian Blood, Seth - a sanctioned Psyker - befriends a Raven Guard Librarian, Brother-Codicier Zauren. Great scene. Later, while passing on a message but being ignored and abused by his comrades , Zauren allows Seth to channel his powers... And suddenly they're faced with a BLAZING DEMIGOD OF RAW PSYCHIC MIGHT. And promptly soil their armor. Very fun to read! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=11h4m23s

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JenoIce
Hey Thor, I've been starting to put myself out there more but I can't seem to get myself moving to do more and keep a schedule. So for my new years resolutions I want to make it into a bet with you. I want to double the amount I streamed so about 50 streams, once a week to 100 before the end of 2025. I hope this little bet to you will keep me motivated. Thank you for everything https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=11h5m43s

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CoffeeStego
yarrCheer500 Greetings Thor, Intellect Bestower, Wrangler of Fur Missiles, Master of the Goblins. The New Year draws ever closer. Just wanted to say, it's been amazing and inspiring to watch you do epic things and inspire others to do epic things. Stay awesome. Here's to another year of amazing things for you, and the community https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=11h8m2s

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JAMESTACORONTE
yarrCheer500 Happy New Year Greek Mythological Liberating the Throne Creating the Ashes of the Second Phase Guardian Druid Heartbounded Block gamedAdnanced Micro Deez Nuts 4K FLIR yarrBongosFactorious Troll Mage Only Fangs One Health Long Lemon Goblin Lightning Lord. It's Mr. Ticonderoga again. Jingle Jingle Jingle. Thank you for streaming on new years. great way for me to laugh and wind down after a shitstick stressful day at work. yarrHeart. I cast Happy Birthday yarrBongos https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=11h12m41s

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nevanders
Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation. Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in the Navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may put you at risk. just like how deez nutz could cause Mesothelioma yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=11h13m17s

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darthpeggy
I have an interview for an IT Director position tomorrow, I've only ever worked as an individual contributor for a company before do you have any interview advice for this position? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=11h16m28s

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CaffeineOD11
Hi Thorium, 2 questions. First one, I want to become a full stack developer, where do I find other 63 devs? Also, stack Deez Nuts on your chin! Second one, since Khronos is now a fulltime lead moderator, will he move to the US and work in the mod dungeon? Just like other mods you've captured https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=11h29m33s

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Ender_Onryo
Hey Thor, I have good news & bad news. The bad news is I have a problem preventing me from streaming. The good news is I have a problem. The past several months I've been able to have a bandwidth of 6K no issue. But recently it's a shot in the dark if I get 6K or 500. I tried a few things like tweaking my obs settings & swapping Ethernet cable but the current leading theory is holiday network congestion. I hope to find a solution that isn't just wait for the holidays to be over. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=11h30m10s

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ArcticStagMedia
Greetings, Thor, Master of Goblins, Father of Ferrets, and Supreme Denier of Bread! As the digital winds guide us to your stream today, I come with a query: if goblins were to design software, would it be bug-free... or just bug-themed? Second question, Where do you get your tech, security and gaming news from if you don't use things like Reddit etc.? yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=11h32m36s

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zukman1
Good morning Large Marge the Bard, Burger King and Troll King, lord of all Goblins. Happy New Year! I bring to you today's cursed knowledge. It's never really explained how Santa gets into apartment buildings. For all we know, he could just throw his big sack filled with nuts, toys, and coals through the window and say "Ho Ho Ho, here you go" as you now have to pay for a new window. Yes, I might be late to the season, but you just got ligmassed. Until we meet again! yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=11h33m41s

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xMajkel
yarrCheer500 Hi Thor, happy new year! Did you know that Zak Brown, current CEO of McLaren Racing managed to get their Formula 1 team from P6 to Constructors Championship within just 6 years? Incredible achievement for the team and he did this by refusing to Zak on deez nuts! yarrBongos https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=11h34m19s

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lore_anomaly
yarrCheer500 Happy New Year Thor! I’m a student going for a ComSci (Computer Science) degree. I have failed this semester and will probably not be able to take courses next semester because of my academic standing. I feel like giving up but I want to continue learning. I want to begin programming but don't know where to start there's so many options and it's overwhelming. What advice can you give me? Thank you for everything you do, you're freaking awesome man! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=11h38m5s

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yoshiInAPenguinOnsie
hey thor have seen in the discord of people in guild having family issues and stuff in the way of playing aoc family first chat call your family or people u love, what should we tell them to contact for those issues ive been telling them to contact a truth seeker or khronos hope thats the right place https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=11h42m46s

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PakiPunk_
Your interviews with Dr.K were very inspiring, you have a strength of character that is palpable and beautiful. I'm extremely inspired by your story. Thank you. I know it's sappy but I really wanted to say it to you now, and then tell you in person in the future. Have a fantastic new year's Thor. You and the Ferrets. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=11h45m10s

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GamingArsenic
Hey Thor, Happy New Year! I am looking to build a new pc. I'd be swapping from Intel to AMD. i have a build on PCPartPicker is there some where i can post it to have you or others look and give some advice? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=11h45m36s

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Azatro
Hi Thor, I've noticed a problem and can't find a solution, I was talking to your community about Cursed Quest, Nobody who I've spoken to knows and said it's rarely completed, Maybe it's rarely completed because it's not obvious where it should be shared yarrCheeryarrCheer https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=11h47m50s

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Mister_Mav
Hey Thor, first off, you are a great human being, thank you for putting out great content. I am asking for career advice. I have been in the restaurant industry for 20 plus years, I want to switch into tech to be around my family more. I am a quick learner and have the time to dedicate 25+ hours a week. I want to eventually get into AI but I know baby steps. Where should I start? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=11h51m52s

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L_5050
yarrCheer500 by the way thor, do you remember the CLI i was telling you about a month that I made, the mod manager for super paper mario? I wanted to let you know that I was able to fix the issues it was having but also got it working on Linux. Pretty happy about that, I'd like to send you the source code sometime so you can give me advice on how to improve as a programmer https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=11h55m30s

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L_5050
yarrCheer500 by the way chat, i saw Thor at the grocery store the other day. I walked up to him and said "goodmorning Thor, I hope I'm not bothering you" and he said "oh like you're doing right now?" and the walked out the door without paying. He will deny this, don't believe him chat. The truth cannot be held back forever Thor! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=11h56m42s

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viath_
yarrCheer500 hey Thor, i wish to bring an idea ive seen mentioned in the ferret chat a few times to your attention: a Henry bobblehead figure. Thoughts? Personally I would buy 20 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=12h0m47s

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Fat_Gnome
Dolly Parton weighed 69 pounds, which was 222 much; she wanted to weigh 51. She went to Dr. X who gave her 8 pills. This made her... Use a seven segment display calculator to figure this out: 6922251 x 8 = https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=12h3m31s

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digi_beard
Happy New Year Thor! I wanted to thank you for everything, from the entertainment, to the cursed knowledge. Most of all for the motivational words. "Just go do/make the thing". I tried my hand at GIMP & L2D, made and rigged a talking head model. Every short /tiktok of yours saying to go do it, i finally did, so thank you! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=12h4m28s

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nevanders
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor, I recently found out my dog has Dysphagia. For anyone in chat who doesn’t know what this is. Dysphagia is the medical term for swallowing difficulties. Some animals with dysphagia have problems swallowing certain foods or liquids, while others can’t swallow at all. Just like how you get dysphagia with deez nutz https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=12h5m32s

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lazarus_prime
Hey Thor, been thinking about making a career change into Cyber Sec, cause at the moment I'm working Pest Management, which I can't see myself doing long term. So I was wondering what your thoughts are considering that I've never worked in tech, but like building computers. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=12h13m24s

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ravathgar
Hi Thor, have you heard of the Greek Hero Bothades? He was one of the Heroes of the Trojan War and his story is similar ot Achilles. When he was a child, his mother held him by the groin and dipped him in the river Styx. And it was to make him invincible. However, like Achilles he had a weak spot. So you may have heard of Achilles and his weak spot of the Achilles heel - but I bet you never heard of Both of theese nuts. Happy Birthday! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=12h21m59s

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BirdMann
hey Thor i lost about 50lbs in 4 months, had a stroke and was diagnosed with cardiac Lupus at 40. ive decided not to do treatment and be free. i really am not looking for comments on my disease. i want to tell you how awesome you are. so many streamers are toxic and downers. i appreciate your positive attitude. i got me through the first month of depression after being diagnosed. love you and chat https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=12h22m59s

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dragonblood2013
Hey Thor, thank you for your service. Jokes aside thank you for giving so much advice i think it really helped me with getting my new job. Also is this still a thing: On a dark desert highway... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=12h25m0s

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owlex97
First time donator, been watching you for a few weeks now. Just wanted to thank you for the content and the advice on your streams, i'm looking into SQL on my own time to see if I enjoy working with it because then I can try transitioning into the tech field at my medical job. Even aside from learning SQL I'm working on my social network at my job to get to know the people in that department. Thanks again for what you do. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=12h26m3s

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neuroxin
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 what if you got all three knees replaced with synthetic ones and when you woke up after surgery you found out they had IoT networking preinstalled but no one warned you first https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=12h26m59s

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drbreakf4st
Thank you for being that extra voice that says to go fo it. Long story short, went back to school, started a new career and I will be taking the National FS exam ( Fundamentals of Land Surveying) at the end of the week! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=12h40m38s

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Valscore
Happy new year Thor and fellow Goblins. I hope your 2025 is excellent. Also thanks to Only Fangs and Thor, I've gotten back into WoW over the last month and a half or so and I've already got 2 toons nearing level 80 and 2 more waiting for their turn. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=12h42m12s

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Darkness__UK
Im an ADHD guy and my wife is a high functioning autistic, we complement each other perfectly. Keep the faith chat, as we've been together for 27 years. Together we've smashed everything we set out to do in life. Happy new year to everyone and keep up the great work Thor. You rock mate https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=12h47m43s

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SynthAthena
Heya Thor, Youtube Pleb here. I'm a digital artist and writer, yet I don't know a lick of programming or how to make music, but after years of saying I'll do it, your content is 80% responsible for inspiring me to start the game dev journey. Thank you for being such a positive force in the community, here's hoping you see my game in a few years. syntha10Heartthena https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=13h8m12s

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Aravarth
yarrCheerHi, Thor. My 12-year-old has a habit of class clowning, including teasing, roasting, and heckling her classmates and occasionally teachers. Theresa (she goes by Tess) wants to be a comedian when older. However, I worry that she may go too far and get suspended. What advice can you offer a dad who wants his child to have a successful career as a comic, and for everyone to see his Tess tease on a large stage? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=13h9m38s

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InariForges
yarrCheer500 Happy New Year Greek Mythological Liberating the Throne Creating the Ashes of the Second Phase Guardian Druid Heartbounded Block gamedAdnanced Micro Deez Nuts 4K FLIR yarrBongosFactorious Troll Mage Only Fangs One Health Long Lemon Goblin Lightning Lord Keeper Of Fur Slinkies Taunter of Vtubing Whales It's NOT Mr. Ticonderoga this time. Have you played Total War Warhammer 3? You can play as Tzeentch, and all the content from Total War Warhammer 1 and 2 crosses over as DLC into 3! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=13h12m13s

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Xx_Kitt_xX
yarrCheer500 Been a big fan of your content for a while, you Manco and some other OnlyFangers got me to try WOW and I hit 15 on doomhowl for the first time last night! GL on 60 <3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=13h13m2s

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Crimson__Glory
Thank you for encouraging me to get back into retail, but now I have a problem. I’m horde on moonrunner and my guild is dead, and finding a new super casual raiding guild isn’t going well. Any advice? P.S. Magnus did everything wrong due to his arrogance. Also, Khorne is the best because big angry smash god make monkey brain happy. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=13h14m34s

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nevanders
yarrCheer500 Hey chat, did u know the song THE JACK from the Aussie band AC/DC is a reference to gonorrhea yes the STD if u didn’t know, now you do, also my brother just told me to take out the trash and when i came back he asked me why im still here? i do not know why he asked me that question but he told me to jump in the trash can outside, now cold, wet and smelling like garbage i still don’t get the joke. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=13h15m59s

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Sirtalksalot92
Hey I love your channel, any advice for a disabled veteran that is in rehab getting sober?? I'm worried about life integration after rehabilitation. thank you so much ❤️ https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=13h19m55s

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figmentmaterial
Sir, what makes you qualified to tell us what is or isn't a gottem? What are your credentials? Where is your credibility? What makes your ligma criticisms more valuable than ours? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=13h21m13s

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sorryimreallybad
Thor ate my lunch and said "they'll never believe it". Also, he once drank a many month old smoothie from the freezer and had terrible gut problems afterwards. Legend has it he uses the ones he didn't drink to cool his knees after his knee surgery from the fracking accident. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=13h22m37s

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Algicci
Finally listened to your tip of uninstalling norton. They started giving me popups every half an hour recently and its killing me. Thanks for the youtube shorts to keep me sane while eating food. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=13h26m45s

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ThatCraniumGuy
yarrCheer500 I've got a two-part question for you: Out of all of the DLC or expansions of all of the games you've ever played, which is your most favorite and your least favorite? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=13h29m31s

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Mastermegabyte
yarrCheer500 Hi Thor. You mentioned a few options on what to do with gamer knees, and you asked about the 5th knee. Well I have an idea. You can fifth knees nutz in your mouth. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=13h31m15s

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arlyne_yuki
hey thor, first of all happy new year and hope you have a successful 2025, i have a question regarding a friend whos like a brother to me, his job sucks all kinds of ass and hates his current condition in life, i wanna be able to help him but i live down south while he lives in middle washington, any advice you can give me or him that would benefit, ive never seen this man crashout like this before and im seriously worried for him https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=13h32m14s

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jordan_piglon
Happy new year everyone! Thor, a friend heavily interested in the advancement of AI is trying to (kindly) warn me that starting an indie studio and learning to code from scratch will be a waste of my time, since AI will take care of all programming in the future, not to mention art generation. What are your thoughts on AI vs human indie dev? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=13h39m50s

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Symast
Hey Thor, having just gone through the process of buying a new machine yourself, do you think going pre-built is the way to go these days? I have built my last 3 machines so I have no issue with that process either. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=13h46m8s

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Nevanders
yarrCheer500 Thor master of the goblins. Do u think stroganoff is a good dish to prepare for a date? Im trying to impress her on my first date and ive heard its an easy dish, if u have any tips or any suggestions for me please share them. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=13h47m54s

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Dragowyatt
Hey thor, I'm starting work on a fighting game in unreal based around using different elements as the basis for powers. I have an outline for 12 different elements I wanna do and the basics for the powers in them. I was curious if you think I should use Gas or make my own ability system for the experience. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=13h51m7s

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LurkerInTheWires
To give you a break from all these ligmas, I wanted to say, you've successfully encouraged me to join my local DefCon chapter. Fingers crossed on finally crossing the threshhold into a proper IT field. Also, thank you for saving me from Anti-Thor with the rest of the Fracking Five. It was amazing how you could do that while streaming, playing a game, and interacting with chat. It's like you're a machine! ... wait... yarrBot https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=13h52m1s

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Villene
Hey Thor, I've never been deep into WoW or other MMOs but I've been loving these WoW and Ashes streams because you're so easy to listen to and insightful. As someone who grew up with and in it, should I watch the World of Warcraft movie to learn more about it? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=14h1m5s

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GWshow
Hey Thor, I’m a 911 dispatcher who works conveniently from 3am to 3pm on the east coast, and discovering you last year has given me great entertainment during the long shift which can often drag on especially overnight. Thanks for the great year, and here is to another. Keep making great things and encouraging others to do the same. Additionally, in case of an emergency, nine one of these nuts in your mouth. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=14h16m22s

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wolphren_
yarrCheer500 "Fun" animal fact for the start of the new year: there are some cancers that are contagious or truly transmissible. This means the actual cancer cell spreads the cancer from animal to animal instead of a virus spreading the causes the cancer. The two most notable cases in mammals are tasmanian devil facial tumor and canine transmissible venereal cancer. Calms have a more of these cancers than any other group... And some can spread from 1 species to another. "Fun"! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=14h16m52s

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the_great_scruffino
Hey OverThord, heard you mention HOMM3 earlier. You may be aware but sharing just in case: Heroes Hour is a wonderful retro-styled recreation that remains faithful to the original series. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=14h17m59s

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ThatCraniumGuy
yarrCheer500 My cousin just had her first child this morning, and she announced that they are naming her Amgil. I don't know about the name, I'm just not sure she'll be able to look herself in the mirror when she's older. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=14h20m30s

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Nevanders
yarrcheer500 This is a real thing. NUT Midline carcinoma A rare, highly aggressive and lethal carcinoma that affects children and young adults. It arises from midline epithelial structures, most commonly the head, neck, and mediastinum. It is a poorly differentiated carcinoma and is characterized by mutations and rearrangement of the NUT gene. A balanced translocation is present that results in the creation of a fusion gene involving the NUT gene, most commonly BRD4-NUT fusion gene. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=14h20m59s

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SireOfStubble
Howdy Thor, I'm currently a YAML engineer working mostly in Kubernetes and Terraform. But I suck as an actual developer, this year I've decided I really want to learn Golang. Do you have any suggestions on daily or weekly exercises to learn? Also, insert ligma joke here. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=14h21m38s

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neuroxin
yarrCheer500 Are you familiar with M3WAAG? It's the Messaging, Malware and Mobile Anti-Abuse Working Group where IT orgs and service providers collaborate to fight abuse on all our networks? In all my years attending I never saw a gaming presence there https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=14h23m55s

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Sermaxus101
Hello Thor. Because of you playing those game, inspired me to begin my worldbuilding journey, and I love it. I am writing a world with a surface, many tunnels and sky islands. But first I create a God called May'alei ... May I lay deez nuts on yo face. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2341120005?t=14h29m11s

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Genda1ph
A glorious datetime.now() to you and yours, oh Great AI Overlord Thor. Saw on r/Steam a screenshot of someone posting an LLM game review on Steam. The whole profile is weird as all hell - 108 games owned, 316 reviews, the latest review is clearly LLM slop, but a bunch more look extremely sus. Would appreciate if community raises a stink and reports the profile. Link to Steam profile: https://steamcommunity.com/id/slovente_bebra yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=1h13m13s

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ScyllaFren
yarrCheer500 Hi Thor! Are you planning to go to TwitchCon EU Rotterdam this year? It's end of May, same venue. I can't bring Greggs, but you can plan your itinerary to come to the UK before or after it, and it counts as business travel to check on Khronos yarrlook I also wish I could join your AD&D campaign, but your victims are probably already selected yarrLUL https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=2h5m34s

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Aria_Sails
Love your videos and streams. I think your humor and life outlook are priceless. Got into watching your streams after finding you on YouTube shorts. My favorite ones are the life advice clips. Anyhow, got em. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=2h6m35s

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Laffy Gaffy
Hi Goblins! I just want to remind you that if all you do this year is survive all you do is live then I am proud of you sometimes it's the hardest thing to do Much love and happiness a fellow depresso https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=2h7m43s

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yarrCheer500 Hello Greek Mythological Liberating the Throne Creating the Ashes of the Second Phase Guardian Druid Heartbounded Block gamedAdnanced Micro Deez Nuts 4K FLIR yarrBongosHappy Birthday Factorious Troll Mage Only Fangs One Health Zero Deaths Long Lemon Goblin Lightning Lord. It's Mr. Ticonderoga again. I'm selling my truck today, 1-3-25 hopefully. if i do then i'm going to get a car from my manager's dad's impound lot if they have any that aren't cut up. We must take the record back. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=2h8m31s

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Jumbo_Lemon
Hey Thor. I love the idea of game development, but I have very few connections to the industry. I really want to have more experiences where I can meet and talk to industry professionals, make new connections, and maybe even get some job opportunities. I thought maybe attending some conventions with a few friends might be a good idea, but I wanted to run the idea past someone like you who actually has experience with this sort of thing. What do you think would be best for someone like m https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=2h9m48s

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Yasasumi
yarrCheer500 Hello Thor. Following your example I have gotten a job in the oil industry. I am very nervous for meeting my new crew. Do you have any anecdotes from when you first met the fracking five? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=2h15m3s

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bowhunterbg92
Hey Thor, wanted to know your thoughts on Ham/ amateur radio for emergency communications for cellphone outages. I have set up my own radio repeater for this situation but everyone in my family thinks I’m crazy. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=2h15m35s

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jhazor
so I started playing Ashes over the holiday - started with trying a fighter as ytou'd said pirates seems to lack them - it was ok but wasnt really enjoying it. Remembering Healers are always in demand i tried a Cleric - in a few hours My cleric is already higher level than my fighter and i'm ready to come and heal all over the pirates when my app is processed https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=2h18m30s

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blindedbyscience83
Good morning, thor. We all have our game design pet peeves, things that make us want to beat the devs with a wet noodle and ask them what the hell they were thinking. As for myself, mine is one that many share: when you have to follow an NPC and they walk faster than the PCs walk speed but slower than their run speed. Care to name one or more of your personal pet peeves of game design? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=2h26m9s

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mach10banana
yarrCheer500 Hey Thor, first ever time donating, so congrats. Do you remember the name of a sponsored game you played some weeks ago? It was a multiplayer base building game, where you played as Sentient Snakes with robotic limbs, and there were Ferrets as NPC villages. It seemed like a very intersting game, but I can't seem to find the VOD on YouTube. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=2h33m1s

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Tarmok_II
Brother Thor I bring more random 40k lore. The psykers that are feed tpp the emperor are collected, often by force, from the countless worlds of the empire by so called black ships. Horrible, nightmarish prison vessels, that take years to return to terra. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=2h37m19s

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Taylor Lee
Thor I know you’re just getting deep into 40k but there is a newish table top that got kickstarted called Trench Crusade. It’s just as grim and has similar themes while taking place in the year 1914. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=2h46m42s

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skadoodels
dear goblin lord thor jason ferret daddy long lemon, wish you had a great new year and will be able to follow your ambitions and dreams this year and not to let things drag on. Drag this nuts over your face https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=2h49m23s

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Arcaetal
Hi Thor, have you heard about the Polish hackers that caught a train maker called Newag putting software locks in the train software that bricked the trains if anyone but Newag worked on the train? There are criminal investigations into Newag now, but the hackers are getting sued for copyright infringement and unfair competition. The hackers put out a video about they're experience. https://media.ccc.de/v/38c3-we-ve-not-been-trained-for-this-life-after-the-newag-drm-disclosure#t=0 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=2h50m12s

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assopopolis1
I gotta go do military stuff for the next couple of years. I will probably not see any streams for a while but I plan on lurking in the discord instead of the streams. Thank you to you and the rest of the goblin horde for having a great community and inspiring me to make cool stuff. I shall return again someday like Frosty the Snowman https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=2h52m46s

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Anarchaotic
Just posted the 8th Halcyon Times. I have been considering your advice about possibly expanding the paper to include interviews with different guilds and guild leaders, as well as featuring community members along with the stories I write. I have also been considering accepting photo submissions from the community to help me with keeping up the content. The Pirates have been incredibly supportive, and I can't thank them, and you, enough. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=3h32m44s

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Tierrva_Nightblood
Due to the fact we have a continuous tube between our mouth and our butt. Are we considered a Straw or Doughnut style Wellington? Also if you hit rock bottom can you add being a minor to your resume? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=5h6m4s

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RhythmWeHear
Hello Thor and chat. I have been having a fun banter argument with my partner over someone and I would like your opinion. Is it normal to say "age of majority" to refer to an adult? My partner insists it is, while I do not think so. I thought it would be interesting to get the opinion of those outside our immediate friend group. yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=5h7m2s

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AlexzanderSterling
ShushGoblin Lord... // Goblins hear me. Rejoice with our brothers and sisters of the Swarm! Save and prepare for we know our day is coming, soon. So again rejoice and revel in their amazing accomplishment, for we will surpass it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=5h10m22s

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a_bubonic_plague
hey Thor God of goblins savior of ferrets and toller and stealer of ships of EVE and prisoner of the LVL 50 choo choo i have a jokes for you. Why did the tyranid brake up with its girlfriend? Because she didn't have enough biomass. How many Commissars does it take to screw in a light bulb? That number is not yet determined. They keep killing each other for not doing it just right. What do you call a Lasgun with a laser sight? Twin-Linked. Lolololololololololololollollolololllolol https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=5h15m32s

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tethragrammaton
Happy New Year, Thor. I just wanted to thank you. I've been having a rough time lately, with my dad in the hospital, but your streams and videos have helped me a lot. You're awesome. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=5h15m34s

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Nevanders
yarrCheer500 Shower thoughts we all had at one point…. We use tables to keep food off the floor, tablecloths to keep food off the table, placemats to keep food off the tablecloth, and plates to keep food off the placemats. Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of voice cracking in a verbal argument..Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie that’s entirely end credits The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon. Just think about it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=5h15m35s

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TroyTech
i no u only need 1 but dont yanno it takes 2 2 make everything alright? it takes 2 2 make it out f sight. have you ever had a game that was too much game for you? dragonball sparking zero s apparently amazing the optional early access outsold all preorders for blackops despite being more expensive at like 129$ and so far no one is complaining about the game now that its fully released. btw whos on first just entered public domain. so did popeye. so is singin n d rain. next year pluto yeet https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=5h45m19s

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Average_Train_Haver
greetings from Vancouver, wizard man! I've come to trust your judgment and your advise. I've been dealing with vises that have been changing my perception of people around me. I'm fighting the spiral and hopefully winning, its hard to tell. I was wondering if you've ever had to climb out of a bad behavior or vise? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=5h46m16s

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zukman1
Good morning Arch Wizard Thor, Troll of Thunder. I bring to you today's cursed knowledge. Everyone knows what soups and sauces are, but no one knows the exact point of viscosity where a sauce becomes a soup and vice versa. Until we meet again! Also, thank you for being the best streamer I've been watching for the past 6 months now. You as well as the community make life a lot more enjoyable. Also, thanks for streaming on my birthday, it makes my 21st even more enjoyable. yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=5h48m9s

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Neko
Hey Thor, we know you are a vampire, chat do not season yourself, garlic is not working. Be careful chat this oil cpmpany vampire going to catch you. Also, Thor I am excited for the game jam. Bye Vamp https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=5h49m27s

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XeroxCopycat
Hi Thor and chat. Yesterday was a difficult day for me. It marked the one year anniversary of my hospitalization, and in a sense I feel like at times I'm suffering from survivor's guilt, asking myself "why did I deserve to survive?" I was hoping you had some form of encouragement or advice on how to overcome these feelings? Again, thank you so much for everything. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=5h50m7s

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Esdruid
yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 yarrCheer100 Did you see that legal eagle is starting a class action lawsuit against honey? I know you are not a legal expert, but what are your thoughts? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=5h51m42s

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Jpsycho
Hi Thor, just thinking out loud. Maybe it'd be fun to have the April 1st hype train be related to charity, just like how Soda is doing a donation to charity for his Subathon. Either way, cant wait until April https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=5h54m35s

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undyingscientist
given the choice between a current gen AMD and a 12thgen intel cpu, which would you suggest i get if money is not an object? im buying a new gaming laptop and i want to get it right. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=5h54m55s

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yarrCheer500 Hello Greek Mythological Liberating the Throne Creating the Ashes of the Second Phase Guardian Druid Heartbounded Block gamedAdnanced Micro Deez Nuts 4K FLIR yarrBongosHappy Birthday Factorious Troll Mage Only Fangs One Health Zero Deaths Long Lemon Goblin Lightning Lord. i just wanted to wish mod dj a happy birthday https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=5h59m11s

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xDovos
thor sad to say but the CALM act about loud commertials is only for tv over cable or antenna. in the last Q&A question it states that internet isn't included. i can also only find legislation attempts to inlcude the internet but they didn't go through. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=5h59m43s

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s1stergrimm
Hey thor first time twitch viewer long time youtube frog just wanted to say thanks for the late night content you were the reason for me picking up coding as a hobby and kinda getting into haking or at least learning it https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=6h45m33s

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owlex97
Hey Thor and chat, Happy weekend! Update on my medical job SQL topic. Talked to the supervisors of that department, 4 year degree is required, now im just waiting for my tuition reimbursement to enter a better bracket in 6 months, then go to school, until then learn on my own. Your Discord is like a library, thanks everyone! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=6h48m22s

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Genda1ph
Today in Amusing Middle English, someone brought up an adjective meaning "noble", "lovely" or "beautiful". It can also mean, in various contexts, "graceful", "lush", "splendid", "mirthful" or "majestic". The adjective in question is "wlonk". And I think to myself, "what a wlonkderful world!" yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=6h48m57s

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descendency
Thor, we're going to take back our record in April. I will sell half of my organs to make sure of it. Don't worry. It will be fine. The victims don't need them anymore anyway. yarrChatMDyarrSus https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=6h49m58s

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smwilli1
Amazing to meet you Thor! Been watching for a few months now and dont know where to start, b/c i have a lot i could say. I love your content and agree with your attitude & perspective to life questions youre asked. My question is, how do you manage the quantity of your followers without getting overwhelmed? i share your perspective on life and want to do the same best i can, though the pressure of a large following would be overwhelming for me https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=6h51m12s

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Caerdwyn
Classic was good. Did new things, kinda unstable though and 1.4 was a disaster. I give it a B. Burning Crusade was a B+. Wrath, total A rating. Cata, C. Pandaria, C. Warlords, C. Legion, A-. But everything after Legion, really, no better than a bunch of D's. That's crazy. That's insane. D's? Nuts! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=6h52m55s

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xaerotolerance
Hi Thor, got a quick story for you, my uncle Keith got hit by a tractor last year while working on his farm, he's fine, minor injuries, it was a shame too as he used to love tractors. Anyway he told us this last weekend at a bar, full of smoke even though there should be no smoking indoors. Keith fixed it though, basically inhaled all the smoke and blew it out of the bar, when we asked him how he did it he said "well, I'm an ex tractor fan" https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=8h34m1s

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Tau12us R
Skilled laborer for last 19 years, hearing impaired and tired of struggling financially, physically, which path would be quickest towards a beginning cyber security career, need a foot in the door. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=9h41m47s

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About88monkey5
hey i need a recomendation as a returning player to retail and i decided to boost a toon to 70. im enjoying the game but im a little overwhelmed with wanting to go back to old content. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=9h45m43s

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KanNifee
Dear Thor, a meme in a riddle graces you today... Consider, if you will, an individual who, based on outward presentation, evokes a strong attraction. This attraction exists independently of any internal factors that might traditionally influence such responses. The question, then, arises: when attraction occurs in a way that challenges the observer's established frameworks, does it not invite a reevaluation of those frameworks themselves... ... ... no its not deez nutz https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=10h18m22s

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inCompleteNewb
Thor, While streaming, How do manage making sure you do not accidently reveal confidential details while streaming. Do you have particular settings that you prefer? Share your wisdom great Goblin leader. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=10h28m12s

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Shiranui_XM3
Around Wednesday around 05:15 my time, Huberts raid was talking about I believe a Italian restaurant and I shit you not called Gerabaldi, but oddly I only find it in my country. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=10h29m25s

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Shiranui_XM3
Which made me think Gerabaldis nuts. I would say it’s meh joke since based on the name you can expect a deez nuts joke. If tts fucks this up, my head spells it as Gera-bal-di. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=13h0m1s

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RiyekoL
Good morning Thor. Are you enjoying the cooler temperatures? Here in the Midwest were about to be struck by a polar vortex, so it's colder than ICC. Anyway, I'm bringing you bacon and pork chops in bulk today, as this meat trucker is running all over deliveringbloads like a mad woman. Remember everyone, drive safely, pay attention to weather, and check your winter gear. Drive safe. Be safe. Love y'all!!! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=13h0m19s

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arthour05
At $12,000 on day three, if this trend continues it should take about 8 more days to complete this goal. If the trend continues for the month is will be 360,000, assuming my math is correct. and you can assume it is because I was going to be an aerospace engineer. I can also twll you for certain if something is rocket science or not. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=13h2m54s

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HavocSean
hello goblin lord, hope your day has been pleasant, I need some advice, I have a 6 year old laptop that can’t even run godot without the application freezing and I also have 0 coding knowledge but I wish to participate in the game jam, what advice would you give someone in a situation like mine? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=13h3m25s

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Drunkenhunter2
hey thor, in the past 12 months most of my friends have moved on and aren't around anymore, I've been looking at some communities but find myself feeling drained when I think about being social, in the other hand I incredibly miss having friends and people to talk to. any thoughts? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=13h4m58s

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OctoberLeafz
I hope this makes it to the orphans, in case it doesn't: Thor have you seen the news about a mod being made for God of War Ragnarök that bypasses the requirement for a PSN account? Guess Sony is not gonna be releasing exclusives to PC soon. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=13h12m6s

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linq_ded
Hi Thor and Chat, Hope everyone's new year is off to a good start. Apologies if you've already spoken about this, but have you seen Larian's Advent Calendar for fans? I thought this was a really cool freebie for fans of their games, with the Christmas Story (with a Larian twist), the game art and O.S.T. tracks. Can you recall any other examples of games studios thanking their fans with similar fun themed content? Here is the URL if you want to share, https://advent.larian.com https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=13h13m16s

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Kyllah
Hello Goblinlord - I lost alot of family to cancer. So i am helping out doing the Folding@home projekt for cancer research. i was wondering if anyone in community would like to help and if we can create a team called piratesoftware. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=13h13m55s

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Canal_do_Confra
Hello Thor. I quit my job in corporate law and moved back to the countryside to take care of my parents, who are sick, and now I have suffered from anxiety and depression, mainly due to the absence of the fast-paced life of the big city. Any wisdom to help me? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=13h15m22s

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Crimson__Glory
Hello Thor and chat, I just hit a big milestone and wanted to share. I started going to the gym in February, and since then, I’ve gone down from XL to large shirts and from 38 to 36 pants. Last night I hit a Personal record of 245 pounds on my back squat and 300 on my deadlifts. Which, at a lanky 6 foot 4, I never thought I’d accomplish. It’s a long journey. But anything worth doing, takes time. I love y’all and I hope everyone’s 2025 is as amazing as this community is. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=13h16m48s

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NahlaHellfire
yarrCheer500 Morning Thor, Lord of Gobs, master of the oil rig and retiree in the pursuit of evading the dreaded perma retirement. I was wandering if you had any advice in getting into the world of voice acting. My brother, while having a happy career of being a security guard, has an amazing voice that can get as deep as the mythical Chris Judge's famous Kratos from the Dad of Boy series. Love you and all that you do for your community, you are a pillar of kindness and laughs for all. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=13h22m48s

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pozzzgg
Thor I'm glad you enjoying AOC, I've been watching the devlopement of this game for two years now. Is it possible for you too do a videon on AOC explaining what it is and what systems your excited for. I would love to show that to my friends and hopefully get them interested. Cheers. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=13h24m3s

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Philbert_83
Good morning, goblins and Goblin Lord. I had to say goodbye to Eli, my Havana Black cat of 13 years yesterday. It's been very hard, but I know I will heal in time. Can I get an o7 from all the goblins to send Eli off properly, and I was also wondering, what do you do to honor the memory of lost pets, Thor? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=13h24m43s

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Nevanders
yarrCheer500 I dont know if i was zonked out of my mind when i wrote this in my phone notes, but here it is… Real eyes, realize, the real cries that has been confronted with the real lies, those who have found truth in those real lies and lie will be their demise Because society now gives us anxiety about our sobriety until we are so intoxicated by our emotions that we become fixated on it, weighted on it, not truth, but rather by misguided perceptions of actions and responses to their crimes. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=13h25m27s

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PapaMyth
Hey Thor, got a question. I have been playing WoW since Bata back in 2004. 8+ hours a day. I left the game after 2014 due to burn out. Picked it back up off and on since then, but have not touched it since pre-covid. I would like to get back into it, but I'm afraid of the burn out. How would you, or what recommendations do you have to get back into the game and have fun with it. I really love the game, just every time I hop back in, I just get bored with it. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=13h26m49s

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QueentasticVT
Hello Thor. I have been thinking for a long time, since I am soon moving to a new place, that I want to adopt a rescue animal and I have been thinking, since I have watched for a longer time now, to adopt two ferrets. Two because I know they are social animals. Is there anything i need to know about keeping them that is essential? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=14h53m43s

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Nozdoromu
Hello, Mister Pirate. I have a strange request. I've been stuck in Hillsbrad Foothills for three hours killing Yeties for Helcular's Rod. I'm struggling, and I'm out of patience. I'm in Doomhowl on Layer 4. Are you able to help me ease up the grind? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=14h56m48s

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parolaccia
my family has taken your words on eating better to heart. I have started making bread and just baked my 200th loaf. We are also cooking at home more than going out. Thanks for being who you are. Cheers! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=15h0m2s

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Shijikori
hey Thor, I tipped a while back talking about being anxious to try D&D. I finally tried it with a group of friends IRL. It went well and I really enjoyed my time. Looking forward to my next session! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=15h7m56s

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arthour05
Sorry I nearly tricked you and the whole of chat into thinking you were muted, my wireless headphones disconnected for a second and didnt notify me, so I heard nothing at all for no reason! That being said, I think it was really funny that chat suddenly got really concerned you were muted! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=15h44m1s

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ziptaao
Happy new year Thor! I just want to thank you after I saw your short on imposter syndrome. I worked for 8 years as a software engineer with an education from YouTube and dabbling in game development. I always felt I wasn't that good, despite good performance reviews and promotions. Long story short, I left and was hired by a triple A game studio, doubled my salary and will achieve my dream of seeing my name in the credits this year. Thank you! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=15h44m29s

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shushiara
Is Funko owned by QuantumTV or something? Imagine being the owner of itch.io and Funko contacts your mom to send DMCA threats as if to belittle you and basically imply you’re a child who’s incapable of being an owner of itch.io. Screw Funko, more like Fucko https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=15h45m9s

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shushiara
Imagine being the owner of itch.io. You remove a page that’s infringing copyright, but Funko’s AI tool sends DMCA takedown notices to your registrars and gets your site taken down for half the day. And imagine Funko then contacts your mom and sends DMCA “not fun notices” to your mom, as if to imply you’re a child who’s incapable of running a site like itch.io. Funko kinda sucks https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=15h53m28s

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samurai_0071
Have you heard of a FPS game called THE FINALS? It's a hard game to describe because I haven't played anything quite like it. Imagine capture the flag mixed with king of the hill, and it's also a gameshow. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=15h55m39s

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ArchlichOinks
Thor, you have given me the courage to try and pursue my dreams of being a voice actor/content creator. I have started to do classes for voice acting and I started to post videos of painting miniatures (like Warhammer). Keep up the good vibes and the inspiration!!! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=15h57m22s

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khierot
Hey Thor, I recently got my discord and through it, my google password manager compromised from a simple dumb decision that should have been a major red-flag (but I'm human unfortunately.) I have secured a few accounts already, and working through the rest. My question is, what is your advice for getting through the bad feels and problems that come with such an attack/mistake? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=15h57m46s

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JackLeeRipper
Thor in honor of you being close to your frackin five security level 60 promotion soon. Here is one of my favorite mathematical fact since high school. x% of y = y% of x for example 50% of 100 = 100% of 50. Math, Science and History being my favorite. May I ask what is your favorite of the basic school subjects? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=15h58m39s

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Confettimaker
Hey Thor, I have a potential job offer or third interview coming up and I was wondering if you think it's too late to negotiate salary, and how I should approach that in general. The recruiter "submitted me for X amount" but it did not come up in the technical interview with the manager. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=15h59m42s

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yoshiInAPenguinOnsie
Today's patch will be attempting a fix on; Social Service instability, creating intermittent Exp grant failures, and delayed messaging/party stat updates Bridge fix in Befallen forge Treasure map fix (speculative) Marketplace crashing Some named mobs respawn time adjustment https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=16h1m30s

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FoxxGhostboi
yarrCheer500 Hi Thor and chat o/ I have been a full stack engineer professionally for around 7 years and I got let go from my job last march. There seems to be a big tech lay off but it feels like I'm doing something wrong as to why I'm not getting hired. Do you have any advice? Thanks for everything you do! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=16h3m28s

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pettyfan45
Hi, you brought up that ferret that made me want to share my twin’s story. We both have Cerebral Palsy. Twin had a stroke in vitro and effectively has half a working brain and her right arm and leg are messed up. We were told sis would never not be able to function. After arm and leg surgeries, she is almost “normal”. If my sister is sitting down and you don’t see her arm in an odd position you would have no idea anything was wrong about her. What the human mind can overcome is wild. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=16h8m8s

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MonadArt
Hello Thor, leader of goblins, inciter of cybersecurity and overall decent person, did you know cockroach milk is the most nutritive milk around? Also, scientists are trying to make it commercially viable? As it's impossible to just milk it in great quantities they are trying to replicate the process of production. Also bonus funfact, Spiders do their best webs on LSD and worst patterns on Caffeine. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=16h9m2s

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mmorpg_master
I asked you something earlier but i think i missed it and cant find it in the discord channel. just in case. the question was how do i find a wow group? I want to start wow classic but cant stand doing it alone. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=16h10m42s

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Jhall23
howdy thor. Thank you for being awesome your content got me back into gaming and got me through a dark time in my life and I'm finally back in a good spot. Hoping to be accepted to the guild in Ashes of Creation I got my key! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=16h13m32s

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th3gingeravenger
Hey Thor, I am 35, 8 years active and 3 degrees in science, I love your chemistry channel on disc. Unfortunately have fallen on hard times, but you and your content keeps me going. You are the best! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=16h13m58s

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QueentasticVT
Thank you Thor. Got Exotic Vet nearby and can get exotic animal insurances too. Wrote everything down too. So thank you much! Here is some cursed information for you. The FedEx logo has a measuring spoon and an arrow in it, also the Volvo car brand logo is the alchemist symbol for Iron and the symbol for the male gender. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=16h15m22s

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SylarionTV
Hey Thor! Love the Content and how you carry everything. Its inspiring and hopefully the future shines bright for you and your Team! My Question is: As a fellow Guardian Druid - i play the Elune's Chosen Spec to be a bit more safe in Mythics and in Raid - do you have any tips for the other hero spec, as damage is a big part of tank playing nowdays. Thank you very much and keep going! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=16h17m0s

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Sethaws
@PirateSoftware whenever you have the discussion about Narc's video will you also touch on Steven's response where he addressed it? I think he responded well. But curious to see your thoughts from a Devs POV on that aspect for the situation. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=16h21m4s

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BarsnBolts
Hello Lord and Saviour goblin wizard King dad. With ferrets being so medically "special" are there any breeds that aren't as genetically scrambled? Are there healthier populations? What's your other favourite animal that's in the shape of a cat snake? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2342996216?t=16h24m1s

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Genda1ph
You have probably seen Chinese traditional popcorn makers, ones you load with corn, sugar and water, heat up over a fire, then put in a bag and pull a lever, pop - you got popcorn. Here's the deal: they don't have any over pressure protection, pressure gauge is not calibrated, and the release lever is iffy. When something goes wrong, you end up with a 3lb grenade in front of you. One park bought this thing, tried it, dubbed the contraption Kernel Space Program and stashed it away. yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=0h49m22s

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TroyTech
Before every major show Deep Note performed a ferret summoning ritual channeling what he called ferret energy. During 1 unforgettable performance his saxophone exploded. Skeeter was so inspired by the raw energy he played his most unforgettable solo. Skeeters drumming was so intense it triggered a carefully staged pyro explosion. Instead of stopping he incorporated the fiery blasts into the beat creating a moment fans called The Inferno. visionaries with unshakable passion 4 d craft yeeto https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=0h50m39s

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MattofallTradez
Happy Saturday Thor and Goblins! Forgive my absence for so long. I had a serious life issue arise and I needed to focus. On that note here is todays random fact! Octopus do not have actually have tentacles. Enjoy! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=0h58m8s

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biggay2k16
In the preparation of a bagel, you put the dough in water for a period of time. Does that make a bagel a pasta and does putting cream cheese on a bagel make it macaroni and cheese? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=1h19m14s

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ZackLynx3187
Two more weeks! Just two more weeks until my team of four leaps into the game jam. We've mostly figured out our roles for the overall project. We all code and dabble in different disciplines. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=1h23m2s

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nightsintodreams
Greetings Thor. Some free food for thought that I thought was neat. Sunlight and the energy it holds takes 8 minutes to reach Earth. However, that energy travels at light speed which means time stops. So Sunlight is born and absorbed into our skin at roughly the same instance. Which means that when people call other people "Rays of Sunshine" they are calling them sources of Vitamin D for consumption. Specifically Vitamin Deez Nuts. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=3h52m51s

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Loreaxe
Dear Cyborg Goblin Lord, We humbly admit to a grave error: your implants are powered by an Intel 14th Gen processor. While great for spreadsheets, it struggles with your Goblin Lord needs—overheating in battle and blue-screening at critical moments. Sadly we can not source an AMD Ryzen upgrade to match your brutal efficiency. Please forgive our error and grant us guidance—or mercy. Your trembling technicians, The Techno-Goblin Workshop https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=4h27m52s

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gimmeallthebreakspls
stupid question for someone who's played way too much diablo 3 and similar games, but can you explain the difference between elemental damage vs non-elemental damage? And why would someone build an elemental build if it doesn't work on everything? Please explain like I'm a newbie who's never touched the wasd keys before in my life. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=4h28m27s

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EGOtrip___
yarrCheer500 If Thor, in his infinite yet occasionally misplaced wisdom, mistakes something for ligma but it turns out not to be, we shall dub it an "amgil." We have started categorizing the Asgardian misnomers as amgils. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=4h44m7s

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LetoOfArrakis
Hi Thor, best wishes for 2025 and hope it will be an even better year than 2024. I recently got into gaming and have a question. Could you explain the differences between early alpha, alpha, beta and early access? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=4h46m46s

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EGOtrip___
yarrCheer500 "This contraption must be a ligma-powered weapon of great destruction!" And Loki, ever the trickster, rolling his eyes: "No, brother, 'tis merely a toaster—another amgil." https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=4h50m18s

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skadoodels
hi goblin lord longbanana, did you know that tolkin was inspired by southern germany switzerland and norther italy. the results are dwarfen, that is resembling in their culture as well. tolkin was amazed by the tunnel constructions in the mountains in these countrys, as well as the alps as whole. so let yourself be inspired by anything, enjoy your day. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=4h55m54s

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gimmeallthebreakspls
please have the rest of my bits, and forgive me for venting a small bit. I work as a janitor after hours at a DMV, and I have been left bewildered, time and time again, by the piles of dirt that people leave on the floor. They're literal piles. Like, big enough that I sweep the rest of the floor into that pile. It's baffling, and all I'm left to do and say is why? Why why why? Whyyyyyyy? Please spare me https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=4h56m32s

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Anarchaotic
Just finished the latest edition of The Halcyon Times, and submitted it to the MoT for approval since it has some totally not propaganda in it. This one actually contains a comic strip created by one of the Pirates, about a Ferret Rogue. It's awesome. I love how creative this community is. I was wondering, do you have any favorite web comics? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=4h57m21s

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Genda1ph
A glorious morning to you, Lord Thoringthon, the longest of lemons, king of goblins, wrangler of furry noodles. Keanu Reeves, while recording for Secret Level had a fractured kneecap. Showed up to the set in a brace and instead calling it off and returning the next day, proceeded to film for 13 hours. Director decided to give his character a limp and a brace. He was taking smoke breaks, then returning with "Let's go again!" Thor, chat, man's one of us! ONE OF US! Let's go again! yarrCheer500 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=4h58m23s

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Muchomouse
yarrCheer500 Regarding your comments on reporting loud advertising on twitch and youtube. I have found that it is not always the advertisers fault. So many content creators have no idea about how to normalize audio, and keep it consistent. Particularly when you leave the tech and look at other hobbies. You have to crank the volume to hear them, and then when the ad hits your ears explode. I think YT and Twitch should be more proactive and provide guidelines to normal the audio on the platform. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=4h59m25s

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nightsintodreams
Hello again, Thor. You mentioned you watched Madoka Magika. If you did, have you seen the movies? Rebellion is fantastic and Walpurgisnact Rising, the sequel, is supposed to come out this year. Good time to catch up with the madness https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=5h2m3s

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googly_eyed_beast
@piratesoftware Any advice for someone who is dealing with cognitive issues from ADHD burnout (it's real - take care of yourself). I'm struggling to be creative, have hobbies, and worst of all connect to people. I would love to stream or play social games, but my brain processes to slow to be any good or interesting. Thank you for building this community and being so friendly and uplifting. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=5h3m52s

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chilledlikeice
Hi Thor. I'm currently exploring new career options and am looking to transition out of retail management. I'm not sure what kind of work I'd enjoy doing, but I know it's not what I'm doing now. How weird was it to go from working at Blizzard in one point of your life to eventually working for the d o e? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=5h7m52s

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smokaum
yarrCheer500 hello mr Internet wizard who lives in my screen i don't have a question for you today, but i have something to show there is this game called Effulgence it's a ASCII game with kinda 3d graphics and it's just insanely beatifull , like i almost cried watching the trailer reminded me stone story rpg. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=5h10m43s

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Queue Number: 39
Scopanok1
lllllllllllllllllmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml Gandalf of Games Father of Ferrets Goblin King Lord of the PiratePassHacker of the Powerplants The Son of Community's Father (yearjoy) The Twitcher Who Dressed as a Hotdog Thorporate Overlord Long Lemon Friend of the Pirate King, did you see the Gryphon screen shots I sent yesterday? 77777777777 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2343920084?t=5h20m23s