since i won
#siege
cerulean sleet
frank compass
i havent played an fps game
cerulean sleet
1v1
frank compass
π
cerulean sleet
:D :D
frank compass
cerulean sleet
?
frank compass
unfortunately
cerulean sleet
bet
reef frigate
its blocked off dumbass
cerulean sleet
then i take the ship
frank compass
and still being on lockdown
cerulean sleet
idk
frank compass
could be me!
cerulean sleet
dude you missed
that one guy
explaining to us how the us is
the most important in the world
cuz if they werent there
china would invade Europe
like instantly
cerulean sleet
?
reef frigate
cerulean sleet
no
reef frigate
well, its not just that simple, of course you have to take the tangent of the mouse pad in relation to the mouse angle divided by DPI*engine yaw but its just so much simpler to do it this way
XD
cerulean sleet
ye i send him that
iirc
@frank compass new generation of sparky aimers is insane
too
ppl in aimtrainers trying to tell me 80cm small dots isn't cheese
reef frigate
XD
80cm small dots
is actually dumb
I got 130 on 30cm
and you cant even get 110 on 80?
loser
sporky
cerulean sleet
wat
reef frigate
aimers
cerulean sleet
?
cerulean sleet
drago is like
reef frigate
they cheese
cerulean sleet
?
reef frigate
is drago
i dont see other sporky 80cm aimers
get higher than plat scores on small dots with 80cm
frank compass
cuz u can flick faster with high sens
cerulean sleet
ye
frank compass
duh
frank compass
LOL
cerulean sleet
:D
frank compass
nah man
deductive
reasoning
the premises are true
therefore the conclusion must be true
yea
frank compass
:/
cerulean sleet
im telling you
cerulean sleet
only reason for it not going completly nuts is cuz nym is in there
the guy
keeps all the retards
down
by flaming them
noble belfry
nym has always done that service
cerulean sleet
ye
noble belfry
really appreciate him for it
cerulean sleet
ye nym and wild is
what keeps
valorant channel
from going completly nuts
@noble belfry tbh nym vs retards is always
amazing
to watch
noble belfry
Yeah it is
noble belfry
I still remember when there was a braindead in valorant talking about bursting
frank compass
were arguing with the spray pattern guy
frank compass
and then he was like "this is an alt account" "you hate me for my rank"
that shit was
so funny
noble belfry
Yeah
noble belfry
Smurfing in sparky X)
frank compass
rofl
cerulean sleet
especially since it usually is
some low immortal stuck
in case of val
rofl
π€£
mild turtle
you talking about cyn?
mild turtle
like yesterday? :D :D
cerulean sleet
ye ahaha
mild turtle
jord was a legend tho
reef frigate
yeah cause I went double digits and you fucking still said look scoreboard?
when we trolling?
cerulean sleet
but i was still above you?
mild turtle
thats wrong i went double digit
reef frigate
im not gonna stay in a call that constantly shits on you even when you commit suicide 3 times in a game?
just shut up and troll like a man
cerulean sleet
Xd
reef frigate
or imma end the game
and just leave
why would i stay in a call like that
it isnt even fun
was funny like 2 months ago
mild turtle
it is for us
reef frigate
yeah then have fun, i wont play with you anymore?
reef frigate
XD
mild turtle
its like a abusive relationship
cerulean sleet
true
solid rampart
jord was a legend tho
@mild turtle
mild turtle
first american i dont hate from the second he opens his mouth
solid rampart
night radish
What does NA accent sound like lol
lime wyvern
we should get in a vc I want to hear your impression lmao
mild turtle
it sound like stupidity
cerulean sleet
ye
like you guys dont have it
but like theres some na ppl, you hear them speak english
and it just sounds
lime wyvern
You can say the same about eu ppl
cerulean sleet
stupid
mild turtle
like if you lose braincells when someone talks you can be 90% sure its an NA dude
yea
cerulean sleet
ye
mild turtle
cuz most tards in EU cant speak english for shit
its insanely cringe to play on EU ranked cuz no one talks english
solid rampart
yeh bruv
mild turtle
like thats the only reason id rather play NA
cuz ppl communicate in english and not their degenerate 3rd world language
that sounds like they are choking
solid rampart
idk man
mild turtle
NA players almost all play without brain its insane
but tbh id trade any day just cant handle the high ping
mild turtle
same
astral dagger
Someone pinged me
astral dagger
Maybe
astral dagger
mini that's a great pfp
cerulean sleet
smh my head
reef frigate
smh my head
inland lark
Haha
night radish
Gang of idiots in here lolol
vivid jolt
...What the hell.
icy axle
vivid jolt
Okay nope.
reef frigate
XD
vivid jolt
Nah uh.
earnest thunder
lol
reef frigate
icy axle
cerulean sleet
vivid jolt
%mute @astral dagger 1h
civic karmaBOT
haerls#2258 was muted | No reason given.
vivid jolt
reef frigate
icy axle
vivid jolt
Y--
reef frigate
XD
vivid jolt
Yo?
reef frigate
cerulean sleet
AHAHAHHA
icy axle
W????
cerulean sleet
ig ues
reef frigate
UNMUTABLE
icy axle
HOW
reef frigate
vivid jolt
%mute @cerulean sleet 1h
civic karmaBOT
haerls#6888 was muted | No reason given.
red notch
vivid jolt
reef frigate
icy axle
reef frigate
Hurls
solid rampart
@reef frigate yall throwing tonight?
reef frigate
no
solid rampart
F
icy axle
hey hurls
earnest thunder
lmao u like my new unban script??
vivid jolt
Nope.
earnest thunder
^
reef frigate
granite ivy
What did I miss? π
cerulean sleet
nothing
toast was, so nice to only make it one hour
so im back
learned my lesson ofc
vivid jolt
Damn, Coconut Brah's viewers did not like that one.
granite ivy
Tbf, val pretty much needed no advertising
dawn coyote
rogue company looks like a generic mobile fps
granite ivy
this new role colour do be looking kinda clean ngl π
vivid jolt
The day that I don't have to reload in THunt is the day I invest in Ubi stock.
mild turtle
just play ying
vivid jolt
Pro isn't just a contract. It's about earnings.
noble belfry
@granite ivy master complete insane 
granite ivy
noble belfry
that was pretty quick
granite ivy
11/20 gm π
noble belfry
Whats the secret sauce to fast progression? π€
granite ivy
literally don't play any other games because they are shit
that's how
otherwise I wouldn't have been able to dump around 3hs/day
granite ivy
oh and being in lockdown since march because your government is filled with incompetent cunts also helps ig
noble belfry
Do you follow routines or just grind?
noble belfry
Makes sense
Well its insane I don't think I could ever get complete master even though I'd like it my movement is just ass
we'll see though maybe oneday
granite ivy
tbf I just went for it since I got tired of grinding static lol
which is what I'd need for gm2
it's really a bit pointless, and the m2 colour is nicer lol
granite ivy
yeah, but movement scens are really a lot of adapting to the scen ig
which is why it just feels wrong at times
playing optimally makes way too big of a difference, so you can improve scores without improving mouse control
air dodge I went from 115 to 130 after I already got gm air simply by changing my movement, no improvement in tracking whatsoever
noble belfry
Mhmm
I guess thats the thing, scenarios optimal movement != optimal strafing of most ingame scenarios
Like you'd only really want to mirror movement in game if you was worse then the other guy, but for something like air dodge you'd want to just mirror for optimal score
granite ivy
Exactly, which is why I feel movement tracking scenarios are pretty bad
Air dosge is the worst
Lgc3 is kind of okay
Pde, psgs and ptsd are okay since you donβt stay on target and you canβt really do much in order to make hitting them easier
noble belfry
fair
worn wagon
how does one keep energy for multiple high stake bo3s a day?
cerulean sleet
you are exhausted for like 5 min-10 and then you enter flow state @worn wagon
@astral dagger p sure that sound travelled out of bunk door, through arcade hall and then into day care in front of you xd
would be a classic
astral dagger
they just need to add directional sound like csgo
cerulean sleet
ye
astral dagger
yeah it wont be realistic but at least sound wont fuck me 100 times a day
cerulean sleet
like why isnt it comming directly from the door he peeked out in the end
its so
bs
inland lark
how do you guys prioritise your benchmarks, do you prioritise hitting tracking bench, then clicktiming then target switching? or any other order..?
velvet fern
Easiest to hardest
cerulean sleet
just dont play them
inland lark
ah okay.
warm girder
Just hit champ then don't fuck around w sparky aim ranks ggez 4head
noble belfry
Get that sweet blitz role, because lets be honest it probably means more then any of the benchmark roles
cerulean sleet
yes
night radish
That hit youtube yesterday youre so late cyn
reef frigate
Yeah but I was banned for most of yesterday and forgot to post lol
mild turtle
Look his skinny 30kg nerd arms
lime wyvern
It's smore72. What do you expect.
carmine pier
whats that
csgo streamer, wears a guy fawkes
and his whole theme is being a hacker, got matrix code on his overlay
its hilarious
mild turtle
@astral dagger lets grind for champ top 10
solid rampart
would it be dumb for me to try and get use to toggle lean
noble belfry
not really
granite ivy
would it be dumb for me to try and get use to toggle lean
@solid rampart hold lean is a big yikes
tepid cosmos
mfs out here using hold lean π
tepid cosmos
cringe! π€£π€£
solid rampart
guess iβll just cry
noble belfry
I also hold Jord its all good
solid rampart
Itβs really not that bad
solid rampart
I just use my middle finger
noble belfry
pretty sure thats how Vladr does it too if I remember
solid rampart
iβm not sure
tepid cosmos
it might not be bad but youβre still limiting yourself
solid rampart
yeah probably so
thatβs why im thinking about switching
same for my crouch
I might switch to toggle
tepid cosmos
toggle is just better for everything because it frees a finger
granite ivy
Eh, hold crouch is just kinda pointless I feel since you canβt even crouch spam any more
Back on the cccccccorey days it was broken, but now it makes no sense IMO
Especially since holding it for a minute gets annoying
tepid cosmos
yes
mortal notch
@mild turtle bro what size arms do you have where those look like 30kg nerd arms to you
mortal notch
bro
lime wyvern
his sponsorship went out the window when he started talking about the g305 lmao
solid rampart
lmaoooo
astral dagger
lol
astral dagger
ah yes bc region has something to do with arms
solid rampart
perfect eu arms except even hurls makes fun of your noodles
reef frigate
--- -.- / --. -.-- .--. ... .. .
astral dagger
LOL
mild turtle
@reef frigate bitch talking about someone being washed up when he gets wet dreams of hitting P2 smh
lime eagle
@solid rampart BTW hold lean is more skillful, id stick to it
granite ivy
@solid rampart BTW hold lean is more skillful, id stick to it
@lime eagle why tho?
lime eagle
you get more control
lime eagle
mild turtle
sucuk=you smell like turkish bazaar out of your mouth
but atleast it tastes good i guess
granite ivy
Wtf
Oh itβs bard
I thought it was you
And thought to myself
Thatβs not possible
granite ivy
The chad sens
mild turtle
@reef frigate wish you wouldnt be skill capped already at pisslow plat
reef frigate
granite ivy
Cynβs getting grilled lol
mild turtle
he always tries to make fun of my 5cm sens but i troll in his peak elo and still hit 1.8 K/D
granite ivy
mild turtle
his peak is just like thunt at this point
granite ivy
The flames keep getting hotter
reef frigate
granite ivy
Imagine making a video talking about mouse feet instead of making a chad-pion ranked highlights video
reef frigate
But you both cant do neither??????
mild turtle
cant make a vid of highlights if you dont hit shit
wdym i bet hurls has more clips of me hitting nasty than you played siege in general
granite ivy
Wym my peak 4450 mmr is enough to pretend I was champ
mild turtle
dont use the high MMR numbers he will get wet dreams
busting his load just thinking about getting out of P3
reef frigate
????
cerulean sleet
cyn peaked in the playground @mild turtle
mild turtle
cyn just gave me a kiss in VC π³
after begging me to say sorry to him like a bitch
granite ivy
Ah yes the fanfic is coming along nicely 
reef frigate
velvet fern
cyn just gave me a kiss in VC π³
@mild turtle π₯΅
late peak
granite ivy
Thatβs just crocs with extra steps
lime wyvern
vivid jolt
astral dagger
εδΊθ©©
lime wyvern
That video gave me brain damage
reef frigate
lmaoooo
reef frigate
XD
astral dagger
Life would be so easy if I had cyn bronze aim
cerulean sleet
wat
noble belfry
clean
vivid jolt
Bad.
cerulean sleet
ye according to ubi
i deserve to lose those
2nd oregon game after that
4 ppl without mics
vs tryhard 5 stacks
just to nice
noble belfry
its rough
astral dagger
i want to end my life
cerulean sleet
#metoo
cerulean sleet
sick charm bro
cerulean sleet
watch the visa flank cam
nothing
or what do you mean @astral dagger
ye doesnt harry have
same team tag
as you
or is it just similar
?
worn wagon
https://twitter.com/KayakR6/status/1302975428597092354?s=20 another delusional siege player or is aimtastic actually good?
Twitter
inland lark
Aimbooster better
cerulean sleet
am i the only one
who feels like ash charging
and zofia'ing miras
in soft walls
got worse
cerulean sleet
finally content
cerulean sleet
silver kapkan
in casual
guy has neutral kd
side is upstairs
idfk
its so cringe
mild turtle
skill gap
night radish
Its always unusable π
cerulean sleet
π€£ π€£ π€£
astral dagger
i just tried krunker for the first time
i have a 600 kd
cracked on the wiimote
rip
uh oh
astral dagger
2 for 2
astral dagger
Ok time to never play that game again
inland lark
Yo wanna play krunker together sometime@astral dagger
inland lark
Yeah great
We will become gods at tracking targets when we just hop around the map w AKs
Dont need kovaaks for warmup
astral dagger
Same
vivid jolt
Any word on them putting back match replay before the season comes out?
velvet fern
@vivid jolt The digits in your discord tag is my passcode. Lol.
vivid jolt
I know.
velvet fern
cerulean sleet
mini going full autistic mode all the time
granite ivy
Non-autism was never an option
vivid jolt
My team just TK'ed me and lost a 1v5 to a guy with literally a single HP.
cerulean sleet
true
vivid jolt
This game will never be competitive outside of specified leagues without a grueling elo system.
Barcode timmy and his "lmao ur garbage stfu kid ur trash" keyboard warrior gang are able to play with the highest ranks in the game WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too fast with hardly any effort.
cerulean sleet
that's the fun part tho
vivid jolt
It needs to take hundreds upon hundreds of matches won to get to the ""upper"" ranks.
Hurls, you are Barcode Timmy.
vivid jolt
You misspelled "least enjoyable"
cerulean sleet
they would sell their mom on the street for 5 elo
Hurls, you are Barcode Timmy.
@vivid jolt nah Barcode is cringe
especially if you are shit random
in plat
like no one knows you anyways
+, prolly, shit stats
so why take a, Barcode
just cringe
cerulean sleet
well toast still believes in the game
getting good
i have realized that trolling
is by far
the most enjoyable part
of the game atm
vivid jolt
Trolling randoms isn't even fun. There's no skill or competition or display of superiority or objective in trolling.
It's the same thing everytime-- teammate loses or dies (which is naturally going to happen anyway).
granite ivy
Tbf, Iβm 90% toast and 10% hurls in this one
Iβm a fucking tryhard
Canβt deny that
cerulean sleet
Trolling randoms isn't even fun. There's no skill or competition or display of superiority or objective in trolling.
@vivid jolt this is where you are wrong
It's the same thing everytime-- teammate loses or dies.
@vivid jolt tryharding is the same every time xd
enemy dies or wins
xd
vivid jolt
Yeah but the ways you win are always different due to the skills of the players. Sitting in a goyo fire or TKing your defenseless teammate isn't very... varying.
Sorry Hoshi but they don't have any open leagues at 5am over here.
wanton fable
i keep on learning the hard way not to play ranked. played a few times last 3 weeks and every loss except 1 has been refunded
not only is everyone trolling/unskilled, they are also cheating
vivid jolt
Ranked is great practice, if not for the objective of winning but for refining your skills. No surprise that practicing the same skillset a lot, even at a minor level, is still greatly beneficial to an extent. Imagine that.
The best mechanical players all play the most amount of ranked, too. If not, used to.
Beaulo, Shaiiko, Spoit, Muzi-- all known primarily as Ranked gods. And they wouldn't have gotten into PL if not first being known for their extraordinary abilities displayed in Ranked.
wanton fable
spoit has just been unranked boosting the last few seasons anyways
wanton fable
it is when any remotely high rank match is destined to have atleast 1 juicer
vivid jolt
[when discussing a player's mechanical skills]
wanton fable
ah ofc
im just thinking from a practice perspective, its hard to grind ranked when at a certain point there are too many cheaters
ruins the game outside of comp
not even comp is safe. still quite a few juicers there too
vivid jolt
I said it was beneficial to an extent, not that it was easy.
Nor fun.
It's garbage.
But you can still find scraps of healthy food in the garbage.
wanton fable
faceit is better though. not as many cheaters and a slightly better match when everyone is (allegedly) trying to win
unless you below faceit lvl 5 gn
is faceit open que 24/7 in the US?
vivid jolt
There's actually no fucking way that kid put that in his video.
I walked 2 steps.
Link.
vivid jolt
Took his elo though. He can enjoy grinding another 63 games to get it back.
astral dagger
lul
vivid jolt
@mental snow You see this shit? ^
astral dagger
were u stacking with vladr in that game
astral dagger
reef frigate
Sorry Toast but after spending a year in P3, I've noticed how much more fun I have in Bronze 2 with troglodytes that can't put 2 english words together
astral dagger
@noble belfry did u ever watch a ranked star
reef frigate
And for someone who hasn't gotten past plat for the past 5 years
I would try the same detox Toast lmaoo
noble belfry
I dunno depends on what you class as a ranked star, I watch a fair amount of Spoit and Cheezzzy and lately jm
astral dagger
yeha but spoit has spawnpeeks in his vids, right?
noble belfry
plenty of run outs, but I don't notice many spawnpeeks like that but maybe I just don't watch closely enough
mild turtle
Trolling randoms isn't even fun. There's no skill or competition or display of superiority or objective in trolling.
@vivid jolt its insane how much fun it is you cant say its not fun if youve never done it, deceiving your team into thinking you are a good guy or just fucking with them mentally and tilting them out of their low IQ mind is a skill in itself not everyone can do it, the competition is to throw harder than the randoms can carry against the other team, you display superiority by getting someone banned with goyo or just showing them they cant win without you cuz you could easily carry the whole game and the objective of trolling is to lose and get your team to tilt out of their mind or get them banned :D
cerulean sleet
not to forget about the
absolute feelings of superiority
when you have 2 premades on your team that flame you
and then you outplay them and one gets banned
and you say "where did your mate go?"
@mild turtle its art
reef frigate
RH OOK
mild turtle
best feeling that exists on this planet is getting someone banned and shit talking his mate for another 10 minutes
cerulean sleet
smh
reef frigate
my head
vivid jolt
Literally a null-feeling. It's novel for like the first 2 times.
reef frigate
Ooga booga Bronze 2 players when some kid named Cyn asks them to open rotation
cerulean sleet
or the feeling of your enemies saying "ez" when you are obvsly hard trolling, just to say " k you lose then" and reverse sweeping em
reef frigate
XD
mild turtle
toast doesnt understand how much fun trolling is cuz he never really trolled
cerulean sleet
@vivid jolt best part is how the matchmaking plays along, only feeling better than taking some degenerates elo once, is doing it twice in a row
reef frigate
You'll come out as a fresh man
mild turtle
its like art when you press tab and all 5 in your team have red icon next to their name
cerulean sleet
ye
its beauty
@vivid jolt btw that angle dan hits you from is one of the most unnecessary shit in the game
to this day i dont understand why that is in
p sure @mild turtle loves it too?
the Oregon one where you move one step in street spawn and get tapped from armory
mild turtle
you guys really gotta teach toast trolling
he will realise he played the game wrong for 5 years
astral dagger
when a reputation system comes out
astral dagger
i wanna get the lowest possible reputation
cerulean sleet
man i miss the old system
where youd get fucked
when your stats suddenly sky rocketed
mild turtle
god i got so many friends banned because of that XD
dude only mains support and goes neutral every game all of a sudden he has a seasonal K/D of 2
siege was so much more fun back then
mild turtle
Toast big mad
astral dagger
dabs
solid rampart
are inked gaming pads good in humidity?
mental snow
@vivid jolt i watched that part of the vod back shit was so funny
astral dagger
astral dagger
Lmao
lime wyvern
lol
static sentinel
granite ivy
dont even @ me if you're not a doka main π π€
all to get my main back up to p2 after a night of throwing elo lmfao
night radish
Hit a HS one time hahaha nice clip man
mild turtle
Dokkas weapons are just so fucking dogshit
Would actually play her if her loadout wasnt so shit besides smokes
vivid jolt
Let's not make Dokkaebi better.
inland lark
Yo why not add r4c to her loadout
vivid jolt
Yo why not uninstall.
mild turtle
They should add an option to make cosmetics client side
Just give us an option to disable skins, how are skins in a competetive game
astral dagger
I mean I'm pretty sure every competitive game has cosmetics
Still need a client side option though
And a per gamemode option
So it only applies in customs or ranked
And isn't in thunt and casual etc
mild turtle
Yea but in other games the cosmetics dont give you an extreme advantage
IQ elite, valk elite, twitch elite, fucking ember rise, all the tan camo cosmetics
Oh i forgot the robot skins
Half the time i dont even know what i killed and have to look at the corpse what weapon the op had to callout who i just killed
astral dagger
If idk I just call the position that I killed
mild turtle
most ambitious closet in the game
mild turtle
i would actually just kill myself if i get 4 digits games at siege in 1 season
thats just self harm at that point
astral dagger
what
inland lark
xDDD
night radish
Lmaoooo
cerulean sleet
just wanna tell anne to make a sandwich
astral dagger
night radish
I dont get this ^
inland lark
minecraft nether
mild turtle
I dont get the brazil memes aswell
vivid jolt
Irrelevant region probably has the best team in the world right now.
cerulean sleet
who?
astral dagger
they even have pcs?????
noble belfry
I'm hoping he means NIP but I wonder
noble belfry
who is even santos dexterity
cerulean sleet
?
good team
wdym
@noble belfry https://streamable.com/zz4cka high performance ranked highlights
anyone knows why my obs is laggy lmao ?
noble belfry
jeez I can't even see the guy behind the brick site yet its a perfect one tap
noble belfry
True should stop that
honestly though, 1 tapping form across the map with a pistol is a joy that you can't get on any other game
cerulean sleet
fuck steam overlay
doesnt show
but i have fps in all 3 corners
xd
And they never show the same number xd
honestly though, 1 tapping form across the map with a pistol is a joy that you can't get on any other game
@noble belfry yeah well
guess who wins this :D :D
noble belfry
The mute
noble belfry
shit
noble belfry
Yeah
Honestly why every pistol doesn't come with the same reddot you get on ela is beyond me
cerulean sleet
AHAHAH
WHAT
JUST HAPPENED
wait
i was tabbedo ut
chattign with you
i tap in and 90 degree flick some kid
low elo is just unreal
noble belfry
poor kid
noble belfry
maybe he thought you was a decoy and was shooting between your feet
wondering why it wasn't destroying
cerulean sleet
finka players are diff breed
anyways
Honestly why every pistol doesn't come with the same reddot you get on ela is beyond me
this is so true
idk now im lagging aswell
time to hit some unreal choppy clips
gonna be sicc
astral dagger
i despise french people
noble belfry
don't mind french people
most of the french people I meet are actually pretty chill
astral dagger
jem apelle baguette