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when ever i hear joe
in combination with siege
iget ptsd
you dont understand tho
if you are na
guy is
the biggest trashcan ever
????????
eu meme
like
hes not the worst player
but holy shit
he somehow manages to ruin his reputation
hes braindead and complains wdym
LOL
he was playing ash, dumped a mag in a wall
and got headshotted
insane
why dont they release updates monthly
in small portions
aljo the funny part is
nothing massive until off season
last time i played joe
i got crushed by spoit
lmao
there shouldnt be meta changing updates in the middle of a comp season
unless its during the off time
sounds accurate @astral dagger
we just got 4 - 0 'd
spoit was like 11 - 0
p sure joe had 0 kills
gn son
i got my diamond so im not playing ranked for the rest of the season
unless i get adjusted out of my rank
idk man
i can troll in ranked and im plat
but never in my life
have i found motivation
for dia
i just like feeling better than other in people in casual
xd
same
dont stress it
insahe how it still inst offline yet
like you cant even play thunt
offline
xd
ubi melt muh brane
boy am i keen for val
LOL
I see the world has exploded w this god awful patch
Is this the ksid shotgun nerfed, 2speed jaeger?
tcsg is the only good change
how much time do you think it takes them to change the numbers
of how many gadgets you have
how much damage each bullet does
etc
it should be
like 10 seconds
not even
cause all it should be is opening game files
and editing 1 or 2 numbers
Im assuming their engine is at least vaguely similar to the CK
when it comes to that kind of stuff
since its the only engine ive worked with
fantastic playermodel
i checked and jager has no c4
Yeah
thats the next patch prob
that got leaked
idk
why ubi does anything
like that makes absolutely no fucking sense
all their patches
are just random
I'm just waiting for theater mode
So I can make good edits
Be like that guy that does sports highlights for csgo
waiting for spec system!!! hype hopefully they dont screw that up
also wait jager has c4?
Not yet
I like my model d but my mm710 gives me better aim
It's just not very comfortable since I have 22cm hands
big boi mini
I like it but it's painful to use for long times
Unlike my ergo mice
Nothin mini about minidin
theres so many
Are in bronze/silver??
you dont even know
R u srs?
Are these like the silver cs cheaters?
So that must be
Where all the cheaters getting BEโd are
Cause ban waves never seem to give me any relief
ye
banwave actually hit
mid game
got the notification after
lmao i just got meme'd on in bronze
he just doesnt stop
shooting
for 5 seconds
nah i was trolling
i dont give a fuck in low elo
felt like peeking
still i hate the gun
@frank compass btw its a good mira
isnt it ?
@vivid jolt you should make a r6 Sparky 2v2 tournament
Yes
@astral dagger they all na tho
we would have to play high ping
Yes
would still play tho
If I can get diamond on na ping I'm sure I can play a 2v2 tourney for fun xd
Idk about other people though
ye
would kinda make it wierd tho
idk the ping interaction in siege is wierd
i think toast would actually shred in 2v2
like if we talk about raw aim
Maybe
toast is machine
actually
ngl
Raw aim and in game aim do not correlate
Well in r6
i mean
his ingame aim
i mean maybe his crosshair placements inst the best
but toast aim
is P good
prob Na
based
if we have eu vs eu
or whatever match ups
we can host
accordingly
@vivid jolt you should make a r6 Sparky 2v2 tournament
I've thought of this last year. I have a playlist setup for it. The problem being the difference in ping, since half of us are across the pond(s) from each other. Also the lack of interest from those outside of this channel for Siege would populate it less easily.
idk we can also jsut do customs for fun
It's something I do want to do.
I'm just weary of the amount of participants or ping restrictions.
So I've waited until we grew further.
i mean who is active in here ?
so an R6 LANn't (high ping)
fleshlight abuser, toast, aljo, mini, xentheus, contuur, solaris, vlad, me
idk
if we all get a 2nd person
fleshlight user*
thinkin about getting a new one in the summer since vacation is cancelled
nice
?
hey i know how take care of one
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
u guys cant talk shit about my maintainance
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why
?
dont go to hard otherwise it turns into a dick cheese grater

what is happening
._.
XD
I no longer desire oxygen
that aside ill get dogged on in a custom
I will too
same
stamina unit
itd be fun to do 1x
if we all thing we get shit on
but travel sized
and never again
easier to clean
nope
like does post nut clarity hit with fleshlights ?
other than the dreaded reality that my chances of finding a significant other decreases as the days go by
nope, just rinse with water, swish around isopropyl 70% and rinse
ah ok
like you doin the dishes
dont do soap or it will make it it really sticky in use
not a worth investment atm
and toast timed me out the other day
doesnt matter
for asking him if he liked burnt toast
we all dont we
true
we will never be happy with what we got
@frank compass toast is the same
hes just a mod
he cant talk
so he watches
p sure
its because i talk about weird shit comfortably
we will never be happy with what we got
friend of mine once said smth that calms you down, "they all want 20cm but choke at 10"
what is that in freedom units?
4 inch
.
8 inch is 20 iirc
and I really wish I didnt
its not like its gonna be shown on the big stage at a esl lan
bet pojo man has a huge one
I know a couple pro players' size
@frank compass
its not againts any nda
fabian said his on stream once and no one caught it
aljo prob had a great time at invitational buck ^^
i can still get signed
I thought it was funny
if he got to know some sizes
yes
aljo is broken
this conversation reminded me
of some other ones
I buried
no
btw aljo you now get to participate in my sparky survey
have you experienced post nut clarity ?
im sorry
the sparky survey
post nut clarity
Ah
I see
Im so honored
to participate
ye
?
you either feel great for feel like you have seen some shit
I always feel disappointment
but thats just constant
dopamine rush isnt worth the effort it takes
the lives of a million offspring gone as you coom back to earth
i feel bad about the shit i watch
like damn that bitch has a dad
buck
a mate broke up with his gf
that way
post nut hit
and he thought
"she has a dad"
he couldnt look him in the eyes anymore he said
its like fighting and winning a war only to realize that you didnt win shit
and now the blood of everyone in the room is on your hands
thats deep
im really REALLY virgin
never dated/had a relationship b/c video game grind, even tho a chick got me into r6 in highschool
and low i have 5x her hours in this game
...........
1k in pubg(dogshit game since 2017), 1k on kovaaks(GM is hard), 3k in r6, 1.2 in pex
i would get on but i have exams over the next couple days
buck is apex hard carry
im always down
I play Revenant and crouch strafe abuse with wingman and havoc
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hm maybe you are still lucky
young girls
dont have standarts
thats why im not single
like till they are 20+
a girl once called me a 9/10 with a 3/10 personality
I think she was high
or incredibly intoxicated
do not understand
or incredibly intoxicated
not even joking drunk girls must have no standarts
study conducted by 2 of my fat friends
LOL
i'm not here to take advantage of someones mistakes
thats not me
except in apex/r6/valorant
decision
swear to god you can be the ugliest guy
not mistake
fair
a girl once called me a 9/10
ik that moment tho, once got asked for my number an hour after telling my mate i was with how shit i look
idk
life is wierd
quarantine aint helpin either
a hand
my fat ass thought it was a dry aged steak
i thought it was a cartoon mouse with a hat
damn that shit look good reverse seared and butter herb basted
i ate 2 pieces of bread today
like so unhealthy
its currently 17:30
literally
got a gym the room next to me
havent worked out there in my life
lmao
my bike broke like
5-6 months ago
and Ive been slowly degrading ever since

Ive lost like 2kg/5lbs
during quarantine
rly liking new name change
i think i also lost weight
but on the other hand
my face looks like shit
water. lots of it
rly ?
and vitamin d pills
Well the pills make sense
sunlight pills
very good
idk i still have
like 27 days
till i have to go outside again
can still kinda fix my terrible condition
Atrophy 
just a thought, there do be elementary school teaches side hustlin on pornhub, imagine 10 years down the line to see ms jones gettin hit from the back in on a school night and realizing that's why she was limping on her way to the desk on a thursday morning
fair
what happened to ascended?
do you think there will ever be a mousepad with a 1 to 1 static kinetic friction ratio?
Nobody is currently Ascended excluding Yu.
An Ascended score is now Top 3 in any benchmark scenario.
So best of luck, friendos.
never actually grinded kovaaks
maybe i should
@astral dagger i click on your discord pf, go to your youtube out of curiosity and i see a fucking anime amv
what is wrong
with you
weebs out
i honestly need theather mode
/ replay system
since i dont clip
LOL
and if i do
bro i was tryin to edit
my totally scuffed settings make it unwatchable
but i had no r6 clips
so i just used anime
bro
SO YOU USE ANIME
?????????????????
ive been doin school
bro
you were
trippin
dont hate on the anime
thats what happened
weird ass borderline incestuous anime out, bebop in
yall went from talking about a 2v2 tournament to fleshlights dope
if i get a fleshlight and an emilia body pillow i think ill hit gm the week after
huh
maybe...
i still never understood that huddled has 45 on b360 track, mf is on yuki aim
if i were to ACTUALLY get one it would be shinobu from demon slayer
with one of those custom molded pornstar fleshlights
tifa
how in thee fuck can you not track hud
@astral dagger everyone has it now
shinbou fleshlight
same with mudae role
idk
I thought we were past that point
i dont go that far
to buy that
i dont post links bro
but yeah i mentioned the malkova one before
thats too far
extremely bored
what
Aljo what does that imply about me
fuck I cant type
toast remember when this chat was first made
extremely horny @raw fox
and lonely
still gm tho so werf
with a fleshlight
@mental snow I didnt know the girl, but she a 10
too far
i dont do 2d girls
hate lyin to myself
GG @raw fox, you just advanced to level 16 !
oh word
i'd be relieved
since i still lived if i did that
and yeah thats why i post it
cuz im just confused
i mean racingcar08 is my copper acc
much skill there
1shs
he body shot down
pretty bad since all the bad players that work are home
you turned and 1shs
i didnt even have decent aim
idk playing on my derank acc is just so brainless
i dont even know what im doing
when playing
I wonder what happened to that one guy who came in here asking for advice the other week
the one who posted his ash v frost clip
LOL
bruh that guy got brutalized he probably switched to FN after that
dude honestly
yea
if you play for aslong as he did
he said hed been playing forever
So that was a read. Not a good read, but a read.
I feel similarly
what did u read
our chat
Fleshlights, anime, ya know
the usual
I hate it
in the r6 chat
yes
I hate it
i had to pull my bot movement card
Buck needs his own chat
better than hearing about us complainin about the game
to get us away from it
in the discord
honestly
Our talks in here probaply have to do as much with the game as playing ranked
this chat consists of like 4 things
Talking about how shit the devs are/the issues with the game
Buck's fleshlights
Other games
How to Aim/Move in Rainbow/Clips
in order of most to least
anime, thermo plastic elastomer, other games, this game
also i have 1 singular fleshlight
but only us being in it
for now
dont worry about it
boredom makes people depressed more than sadness
back in the day after i joined i told sini we need a siege channel and them said it wouldnt see enough attention
boy them was wrong
literally most active game chat
trap game
ive never heard them talk
:)
jk them is on some recordings
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gender'd it right
i dont think you did
they
idc
are
or sini
talk ?
i just want to be able to have my acog sens independent of my holo/hip sens, is that too much to ask?
thanks
@mental snow yes
yes
Aight let's keep chat chill of fleshlights and pr0nstars.
Leave it in the general chat.
yeah ok
i just want to be able to have my acog sens independent of my holo/hip sens,
But yes. I'd pay for this.
thats enough for today i guess
NO Fleshlight zone
You already paid for the game
like
the devs should figure out how to add a feature
that literally every other game already has
@vivid jolt can you make a fl*shlight-tech channel please?
"fleshlight warrior"
no
and buck and i can do our wierd talking
dms exist
Something is going on behind the scenes with the devs, man. They're doing something that takes away most of their time or they're working on a different game or something, bro. Nobody can do so little that long and still be all wrong.
sini already wtf'd me in general after talkin about it
Toast
its all been downhill since they legalized recreational weed in canada
I dont think you understand
never again
well buckshot we had a 1h + discussion about post nut and what we jerk it to in general
they legalized weed on me birthday
because Ubisoft is a shitty company
this is the only place where i talk about it
It doesn't take a big dev team.
no but it takes a competent one
it takes an iq over 100
and they are neither
they outsourced their balacing to a studio in madrid that is totally out of touch with the game
The game is finalized. They just need animators and artists to make new maps / gadgets.
Other than that it needs simple UI tweaks and balancing.
also having talked to some devs before, their engine is actual dogshit
Doesn't take more than 15 people.
ui is the last thing i care for
like the worst engine
CS:GO's dev team is 20 people.
using an open world engine
CSGO is on source engine
for a comp shooter
which is amazing
their logic is genuinely so flawed, imagine if the NBA changed their rules so highschool JV bench players could sink a three easier 
isnt cs dev work outsourced to a different studio
^ that too
No?
Im pretty sure Buck is right
Is it?
hidden path entertainment iirc
To who? Valve is pretty notorious for doing everything themselves.
Oh do they not own Hidden Path?
nope
Valve is also notorious for not caring about CS lmao
ye
Also true.
they dont even care for comp
probably for financial reasons after not releasing a game in years
mhmmmm
plus the skin money is too good
LOL
Yeah Valve's main teams moved mostly to VR development.
i think artifact is the game that died the fast
being produced by one of the biggest names
mhmmmm
Anthem would hold that title.
based on Alyx
prob a lot more VR in the future
Anthem didn't make it beyond anything considered a public Alpha. :/
Shame. Game had potential.
nah
Artifact and Anthem both flopped instantly
not with those devs
Conceptually.
the game isnt really either
and frustrating
it's just interesting
i feel like VR will just take up the same space that other movement based video game peripherals did in the past, like the xbox kinect/ps move until the technology gets more advanced
cause destruction system
i remember when they were touting the kinect as the future of gaming xD
"interesting" is literally the most fitting word to describe it
and i dont think thats necessarly good
well yes, but right now its not as accessible which is the counter argument
i mean in a way
If you take a step back Siege is still a great game. Everyone is just so mad at the devs current lack of care that people don't want to admit it and look past the obvious flaws. People still are going to play it. It's not going anywhere. It's at the highest player count it's ever been at. It's not going to die competitive nor casually.
Not unless they continue to do incredibly terrible things.
in any way
Yes. I do.
Yes.
I didnt start playing siege because I was super interested
Name an Esport game without gigantic flaws.
that literally make it unenjoyable to a certai ndegree
and I never continued playing the game because I was interested
siege and valorant are total opposites, siege is great at its core but there are shitty decisions being made as well as server issues etc that prevent it from fulfilling its potential, and valorant is ass at its core but they did so many things right that its basically plug and play and theres not really any issues
the game isnt a great game, conceptually or in practice
my opinion at least
I can play league and ignore the gigantic balancing flaws still fun
minesweeper
Truth, Vladr.
make it frustrating
fps is a broad term isnt it
i mean its first person and you shoot
You just said "fun" hurls. You don't know or have played League competitively I'm assuming. At least not near the extent you have with Siege. So of course the issues in Siege will be more annoying and less fun than the issues in League.
correct
you can still enjoy something despite its flaws and appreciate it despite the things that make it less than great in the minds of other people
The more competitive, the more influential the issues.
after playing for almost 5 years
I dont enjoy siege as a game
even when i was starting
I just enjoyed playing it with people
@mental snow you can, but with siege atm i feel like it has more flaws than enjoyable parts
i think then you are in the minority @frank compass , because at its core siege is incredibly complex and potentially the best competitive shooter around
Yet here you all are still caring enough about the game to complain about it everyday (fully understandably) and not investing more time competitively into other Esport shooters.
i cant wait to see what fishoguy has to read in the last couple hrs
i mean siege is the first shooter i played
and other comp titles are cs
and i despise cs
and siege has the complexity, i like the moba part, and the potential
the core is rly fun
my logic is Ive been playign so long itd be a waste to move on at this point @vivid jolt
atm it just feels like shit to actually play it
which ends up being a never ending cycle
Sunk cost is flawed business logic 101.
The only games that I actually enjoy are dead
That's horrible reasoning.
I know
but its the reasoning that has kept me playing
for 2 years now
Actually
why dont you consider a different approach if you dont enjoy the path you are currently on?
I enjoyed comp
Complaining is fully justified- I'll probably bitch more than you about it- but it's obscene to say the game at it's core is entirely trash or inferior when we've invested so much time into it for a reason.
I just find that argument as just insanely stupid.
i jsut cant play it a lot
I never said the ggame was trash at its core
I'm speaking in general.
nah i mean its fun at its core
but everything else isnt that enjoyable about it atm
Like if people could go back and play the game in Black Ice or Dust Line and remember how fucking aids the game was when it actually died...
Holy shit.
This game is insane in comparison.
It is not the worst state it's ever been at technically. Just morally.
Fair.
Like I started in skull rain
btw im actually mad at the devs for doing so much about "toxicity"
like it just doesnt work
it does nothing
comp games will stay toxic
but Remorce says the only time the game was in a worse state was s1/2
But it was common in gunfights to mag-dump people's heads with bloodspatter all over the place and die with them at 100hp.
Not saying that's justification for how it is now, but have perspective for people's words.
Well
that was common in skull rain, red crow, and velvet shell too
and even op health
and blood orchid
and white noise
and chimera
it didnt really get better until parabellum
and then it got significantly better with recoil overhaul in Grim Sky
I think it's funny when the devs said back in like Dust Line they were moving to 60hz servers from 50hz
and then a couple years ago they announced that again
and then were like "oh yea, we were on 50hz the entire time, we just never told you guys"
like 0.00000000000000004 cents per player
the game would be enjoyable
the fact people can freeze lobbies
which LOSES the company money
XD
