Umamusume: Pretty Derby

[sweet kiln]

recoveries gonna be pretty rng

[iron solar]

Suffering from success

[austere hemlock]

bro

i got double rainbow on speed in a row

0 SPEED ANKLES THE WHOLE RUN

I'M ON SENIOR YEAR

[iron solar]

Do I deadass replace FineMo with Tachyon

Just for 1 less SSR event

[austere hemlock]

-5 borrows again

next scenario can't arrive any sooner

dogshit game

[misty venture]

so how twin star race work

[rigid bear]

-5 as well

im giving up hitting Long S

Im gonna be a A distance andy only

[misty venture]

is it easier to get SS now?

[iron solar]

Long S aint happening with this mile spark bullshit

[rigid bear]

im down 10 clocks its so over for me

[rigid bear]

i wish i wasnt retarded and realized this sooner

[iron solar]

I spark farmed NY Opera O in Unity for the first like 3 days while letting everyone else figure out the mode for me lel

It worked out there's some good ass guides out now

[austere hemlock]

I think i'll stop using clocks on g3s and g2s

[snow flower]

I should have made tt umas faster

[turbid tusk]

giga free 10

[blissful vessel]

cool I guess

[snow flower]

Last day tomorrow

Surely armpitasan comes home

[blissful vessel]

i just take what I can get

[random glacier]

Damn TT got hands

[iron solar]

We need to start a get Dimi armpits fund

The bright side is she's quite difficult to build so maybe it's for the best tbh, and she needs a front runner partner as well which pretty much has to be VBourbon or Seiun Sky

I'm gonna run KB with guts build and Tama and VBourbon with speed build

[novel raptor]

you can do it, but you gonna have to skip the first round of shop cuz it's all mile races for 6 turns

so what you do during those turns is reach orange relationship with the cards or close to it at least

[novel raptor]

of course i get this during spring tennou sho

🦆 🚬

[rigid bear]

haters will say race believers will say click

[novel raptor]

if you're running an ace this is the case were you have to click that instead of racing

[snow flower]

https://tenor.com/view/speechless-corey-harris-gif-16321815488428323403

[rigid bear]

https://tenor.com/view/speechless-corey-harris-gif-16321815488428323403

[random glacier]

What the fuck

In my team trials?

Sure ig

How max stam with 0 stam cards

[snow flower]

maybe all the races went to stam

and scrolls

[random glacier]

0 ura sparks
i'm baffled

[snow flower]

one hell of a roll if it did

[random glacier]

yeah just be generational high roll what the hell

[random glacier]

Cool
Almost considered her for selector

[iron solar]

I got Curren Chan with my last free pull

I just need Biwa to complete the grey horse collection

https://giphy.com/gifs/snow-horse-Upw0onGqOjJkI

[austere hemlock]

oh hi there

[iron solar]

More grey horses..!

[austere hemlock]

i wonder how much speed/guts overflow this is

considering bro has no wit

[random glacier]

yeah 2 spd 3 guts
probably leaked like 300 speed

[sweet kiln]

you can still train stam w/o stam cards

on summers

[austere hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/i-guess-bro-what-are-you-talking-about-bruh-wolf-of-wall-street-nose-pinch-gif-2883543456073544458

[austere hemlock]

i need an UG player to coach me at this point

there's no way i never highroll

there must be something i'm doing wrong

[rigid bear]

VF kofi coaching 🍰 w

[misty venture]

why uma have connection problem

[analog geyser]

aight me next

[sterile gate]

riko is the stam card

fuku is pseudo stam too as a roamer

[blissful vessel]

cool x2

[snow flower]

[austere hemlock]

is LB3 Riko usable?

[iron solar]

I think I gotta quit this mode

I just lost Kikukua Sho 4 times to Super Creek on pace and wanted to hit something

-4 alarm clocks, still came in 2nd on the last try

I think JP might've been onto something scenario lowkey sucks dick

[oblique tree]

they didnt like it

[iron solar]

I think this is a send Unity Cup and play open league angle ngl

Cba with the shop either I just wanna click rainbows while the game is on 2nd monitor

[random glacier]

Kikuka sho i have no problem with, just buy a white heal
It's the mile races

mile races are clock burners

[random glacier]

if you can make up the 2RB loss from 3LB to MLB, she's usable yeah

recommended even

[velvet glade]

fairs

[rigid bear]

guys im down 0 clocks

[turbid tusk]

how

[oblique tree]

what

[random glacier]

o7

[rigid bear]

guys getting rage baited by mejiro dober isnt easy

[oblique tree]

[novel raptor]

interesting most people are having a hard time against dober

seeking the pearl is the one pain in my ass

shop rng

[random glacier]

Talented cafe
No mile races, B medium, still 28/31 races

[rigid bear]

how do they frickin do it

[novel raptor]

life of a gutsmaxxer

[lyric robin]

Is radiant star good or nah

[rigid bear]

its goldship ult preety good but only buy if you have what you need

[novel raptor]

just don't do a mistake of getting for xoguri

0/day 1

[austere hemlock]

it starts

[iron solar]

I got an Ayabe!!

[austere hemlock]

i'm on such a good run rn

but i wasted 4 clocks on junior year

and i'm running end closer

[rigid bear]

THIS LOOKS GOOD ENOUGH NO?

[rigid bear]

this cross is the one

also i was gonna make a cafe ace but i did one run with her and i was like yeah im good

[iron solar]

Gold Ship do have C mile iirc

[rigid bear]

i dont like goldship ill just make another pace

[iron solar]

Send in the grey horses

XOguri, Gold Ship, Tamamo Cross

2 end 1 pace is good, grey horse gang

[rigid bear]

if i got ayabe i would run her here 😔

[iron solar]

Isn't she like, abysmal

[rigid bear]

yeah but i like her better than goldship

[iron solar]

Also she can't use her own card for Daring Strike

[rigid bear]

that skill is so good but i dont have the slot for it

😔

[iron solar]

Look at this creature

This creature wants you to train it for CM11

[rigid bear]

[iron solar]

Apparently Tamamo Cross was a really nasty horse irl

Seems cool to me

He kicked and killed a mating partner in one mating attempt.
IRL Tamamo Cross liked to bite people too.

Okay maybe he's not cool

[austere hemlock]

aaaaaand glue

glue glue glue glue

i'm going insane

[misty venture]

I aam back to uma

[rigid bear]

he also has small pp

[rigid bear]

wait y no nimble nav?

[austere hemlock]

i'm wondering the same thing

🙂

[sweet kiln]

bro returned to experience the tb hell

[misty venture]

I'm chilling for fun

[sweet kiln]

finished a run with literal 0 whistles

item rng is soooooooooooooo bad

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1214236233811890196.webp?size=96&animated=true

[novel raptor]

i'm tired

[rigid bear]

haters will say it wont live

[novel raptor]

if i reached 800 stam and 600 guts it actually would even with debuffs

[turbid tusk]

wtf stamina to spare triple 7s

[novel raptor]

didn't get the corner rec and straight rec from inspo

[turbid tusk]

[random glacier]

gentlemen
it is with great regret that i must admit i am now a taishin player
smol somewhat bratty tsundere kinda hits
cygames pls fix late surgers for long ty

[novel raptor]

finally someone gets it

[snow flower]

where guts

also did not get swinging

[random glacier]

zamn

What rating?

[snow flower]

not done yet

still selecting skills

I just realized maybe I shoulda just ran her front cause I also got gw

and I also got angling

[random glacier]

ah so close

if stam got 1100 i think that'd be SS+

or if 600 guts

[snow flower]

yeah

maybe I'll try a guts build next

[velvet glade]

how do u do this

[novel raptor]

[sterile gate]

A fruitless struggle at the Kikuka Sho. The Torena marches grimly to his doom, Uma Musume by his side, knowing full well that it is a foregone conclusion. That he has already failed. That he has failed her.

But such is their nature; on they drive, never the less. They don't say it. As if to speak the words aloud would be to cement a reality that could never be taken back. Not until that last, full measure. To say that they were there. Here. A matter of this world, that existed. That mattered. That strove. That thought: 'even so, it could happen'.

On they drive. 3rd. A clock. 5th. A clock. 4th. A clock. 2nd. Hope. Fleeting, burgeoning, cruel, damning hope. They are in the hole now. Committed. Chained to a sunken cost, by their own hand. Another clock, burned on the sacrificial pyre to the hubris of man. 3rd.

Only one remains. His trainee, face once twisted in a grimace of exertion, gazes now at him with only a phlegmatic pensivity. In her eyes, he cannot tell if it is encouragement or excoriation. Judgement, or acceptance. Maybe, all of this and more.

Even if fate itself were to be defied at this moment, it is already over. The run has been dealt a mortal blow, and cannot survive on such a tenuous string. Like Captain Ahab, shattering the very timbers beneath his feet and casting the seamen he hired on to crew the ship to watery graves, in his all-consuming drive to revenge himself against the White Whale, the headlong adventure to strike at destiny has doomed them.

As if wrestling with the sands of time itself, Torena activates his final clock.

||4th.||

[novel raptor]

you can't post a copypasta without linking the source borgs...

[sterile gate]

well thats the thing i just copy pastad it from another copy pasta'er

[crude prairie]

I only eat ym pasta al dente

[novel raptor]

i need dupes not new

[sweet kiln]

holy bait

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1233765398856470560.webp?size=96&animated=true

book full of rainbows and golds

0 useful things

[oblique tree]

[austere hemlock]

1 rainbow on summer

insta glue

💔

[iron solar]

Ngl I think this scenario is an A+ open league angle

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/n5UooN7 @rigid bear

[rigid bear]

https://giphy.com/gifs/anime-uma-musume-HwsybyBSTdLERogNY6

[iron solar]

I'm so fucking bad at this scenario I'm doing claw machine in this shit

It's joever man

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/6Plan5h

I have no idea if I'm improving, I'm like nowhere close to producing anything I see other people managing to make

[austere hemlock]

my best summer training in the last 3 days

barely 100 speed

shit game

[earnest gust]

Ai slopper

[austere hemlock]

lost 2 g1s and both summers were mid

this scenario is so ass

also no nimble nav the whole run

thank you mlb fine motion

[rigid bear]

TEIO BLESS THIS MAN

[misty venture]

how to get SS

which card setup for frontrunner

[velvet glade]

ppl said f2p would flourish this scenario

how do i flourish

im getting S rank

[austere hemlock]

random influencers showing their giga high roll UG umas to everyone and here I am

where are my high rolls

[sterile gate]

high roll and get lucky. the classic

learning curve is also a factor

but ye i feel u. they made it sound easier than it actually is

i made this yday. couldve been better for sure

mostly dumbass ksb didnt start her event til senior nov

but i overcapped spd on this a bit and i had like 600ish spd in 2nd summer

[random glacier]

3 runs in a row from last night and none of my cards finish their chain events
wtf

none of them even start their first event until senior year

ksb creek fm

[rigid bear]

i litterally have to sac wit to compete with SS umas

[random glacier]

okay complaining worked creek gave swinging maestro before debut

[novel raptor]

always during important g1 races

🦆 🚬

[oblique tree]

why is maruzen career is hyper griefing

i already use 5 cocks in junior year

[snow flower]

She needs more cock

[velvet glade]

wat

[novel raptor]

she needs my big cock

for umas who have a skill condition to activate their ult, you either buy some speed skills or get good at raising stats (or just use fuku speed card)

[austere hemlock]

does anyone have examples of end closer decks for future scenarios?

I'm thinking if I should pull on the future mr. c.b./super creek banner, but i'm not sure if c.b. is still being used in jp

[iron solar]

If you don't have one or the other, you should pull on that banner

If you have all the general cards like KB, Creek, FineMo

That lets you borrow your trainee specific cards

[austere hemlock]

my creek is lb0

[iron solar]

Yeah it needs to be at least LB3

That's where it gets inital friendship

[austere hemlock]

I'll pull on that banner then

[iron solar]

And even if a better stam card comes, Super Creek is perfectly fine, it's stamina you don't need a lot of it usually

This CM is an outlier, it's a shitty conditions 3200m long

Like if you had your own Creek, you would be able to borrow Ayabe power for Daring Strike

And Daring Strike is the juice for end closers

Mr CB wit also has it

I plan to own all the best general cards and borrow the situational card

[austere hemlock]

all the umas i want to pull are end closers too

and pacers

so i guess that's what i'm focusing on

[iron solar]

I somehow pulled like every end closer off banner minus Cafe

And HishiAma

[austere hemlock]

I want nakayama festa too

[iron solar]

Generally you only need 2 of them tho

2 and a pacer is a good comp

[austere hemlock]

@iron solar I'm planning on pulling for Air Shakur; Tachyon speed; Nakayama Festa; Mr. CB

I have 50k carats rn

think it's possible?

[iron solar]

Uh idk

[oblique tree]

if ur going for end closer ur target is just mr cb wisdom on april

maybe for uma u could get king halo alt or sweep tosho

[austere hemlock]

I only pull for oshis

[random glacier]

Everything on global rn is dead in a year
Except maybe creek

Okay maybe 1.5 years

CB is usable at 1lb so good low investment option

[austere hemlock]

but MLB looks better

[sweet kiln]

ntr lb1

[austere hemlock]

this run might be goated...

[austere hemlock]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HAE77ptWEAAI5VI.gif

[rigid bear]

wait they come out the same time fuck

[austere hemlock]

I expected an SS+ ngl

not even close

[novel raptor]

if the stam reached 1100 and guts 600 it's SS+

plus if wit 700 it's UG1

[austere hemlock]

i had trash shop rng on senior year

got to finals with 1 silver hammer

[misty venture]

which gut ard is the best

[austere hemlock]

vega

[misty venture]

screen shot

I don't known which one

[misty venture]

ok

[snow flower]

thanks manhattan

all clocks gone 1st year

[rigid bear]

C end so its cancer to get spurt ✅

F Mile B medium ✅

0% Speed growth ✅

i love cafe but i only have limited clocks

[snow flower]

I still have 919 clocks to go through

so I can keep forcing her

[rigid bear]

https://tenor.com/view/speechless-corey-harris-gif-16321815488428323403

[snow flower]

I got a lucky run yesterday

managed to finish mant with manhattan but her stats are pretty bad

[novel raptor]

wajaja

[snow flower]

[sweet kiln]

learning skills early is a reality for late

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1233765398856470560.webp?size=96&animated=true

[snow flower]

it won't even matter

[sweet kiln]

also, learning skills mid run thins out the hint pool

noticed that i get some good skills pretty easily when i learn some early

[austere hemlock]

not a single triple support before debut race = glue

glue glue glue glue

[lyric robin]

Learning skills early is perfectly fine

Otherwise hopeless stakes will kill you

[random glacier]

i'm being gaslit
surely i put creek in my deck

5/7 runs without maestro

imma glue myself

[snow flower]

and I still lose

[iron solar]

https://i.imgur.com/ESERpSB.png

This front deck will go crazy as soon as I figure out how to play this godforsaken scenario

[random glacier]

guys surely there is patch coming for part 3 anni right

surely patch with qol and meta shakeup

[iron solar]

Your surgers are dead buddy

https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/106702-satono-diamond

Apparently this is the one that will save the late surger society

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWdPoKxscD0

my opinion has arrived

[random glacier]

the front runner propaganda

i had a 8 front 1 end lobby today

[snow flower]

cumE guide

[random glacier]

i do 20 cm ace runs no long s

i do random urara run for event mission

medium s

wtf

[oblique tree]

[novel raptor]

[austere hemlock]

what are the best recoveries or christmas oguri for next cm

[earnest gust]

Is my B end narita brian good enough?

Does style decrease your speed?

[novel raptor]

nope. it's wit

[earnest gust]

So this is fine?

[novel raptor]

the usual. corner rec, straight rec, hydrate, triple 7

[novel raptor]

yeah

back to the front runner hell runs

[snow flower]

lost 7 races

[austere hemlock]

ts so ass

[iron solar]

Whenever I look at negative discourse about MANT

Some people say "the next one is even worse"

[sterile gate]

ye i heard its bad too but for a diff reason

[velvet glade]

thos is every horse for me

i used to max out speed easily and now im going into november 3rd year desperate for megaphone training weight juicer

[random glacier]

tbh that's B mile B medium on late surger

usual experience

[snow flower]

cafe is one of the toughest horses to build in mant

[velvet glade]

late surger that bad huh

[snow flower]

it's just the aptitude

[velvet glade]

nah its late surger

[random glacier]

it's both tbh

late/end is clock grinder

late/end with B aptitude is worst of both worlds

[snow flower]

my experience with gold ship is not too bad

I barely use clocks

[random glacier]

yea gold ship unique is busted

gameplay wise i'd rather play gold ship over any late surger

you know it because every future end closer that's better than gold ship basically just have unique skills that are gold ship unique but better

Mr CB, Duramente, Orfevre etc.

[velvet glade]

[iron solar]

Gold Ship wins a lot more cuz she has positional built into her unique

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/7iv0cnQ

Grey horse gang

I need a Biwa

https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/102303-biwa-hayahide

It's perfect

[rigid bear]

Bought the anniversary thing and got a finemotion and nice nature max lb from selector big w

[snow flower]

I can't even buy it because I have nothing I can mlb

[rigid bear]

cuz u have evreything mlb mr dimE

[novel raptor]

🐳

[snow flower]

wut da

that's because everything is mlb 0

[random glacier]

I'm waiting for anni scam banner before I use my uma selector

[sweet kiln]

first ss+

1 hour to not get medium S

i love this career

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1214236233811890196.webp?size=96&animated=true

[iron solar]

Disregarding S distance unless you play uma all day every day is probably the correct decision

[sterile gate]

malding S distance only to lose in finals

[sweet kiln]

i'm just updating tt umas

this cm is a skip, literly have no deck options to build for long

[snow flower]

all you need is sc

[sweet kiln]

lb0

[snow flower]

what do you borrow

[sweet kiln]

fuku

also, i can only gutsmax

[snow flower]

[sweet kiln]

feels like it's impossbile to build stam for guts decks

[sterile gate]

ye stam kinda rough

no mlb windy so my only option for 2nd spd card is fuckin spe

either i use her or borrow spd

[velvet glade]

S is the bare minimum especially for long tracks

where u are running at max speed for longer

[sterile gate]

but its possible to max spd with just ntr as spd

some of my clubmates have done it

but im not bout that life

[random glacier]

You don't build stam for guts deck that's the whole point

Get stam sparks

Ideal guts deck stat line is 1200/600/1100/1200/1200 or something like that

So guts deck only good for sprint/mile

[austere hemlock]

medium should be fine too

especially with 20% stamina horses

also christmas oguri with 3 whites

[random glacier]

Yeah xoguri works

[novel raptor]

0 f2p

[rigid bear]

[snow flower]

🧢

[austere hemlock]

i'm guessing 777 is too early of a proc for xoguri

what should be the proc skill for her this cm?

[snow flower]

monkeys

[austere hemlock]

[earnest gust]

I whaled. Got 2 really good off rates

Fuck you cygames

[sweet kiln]

will there be any upgrades to super creek in near future ?

some good core stamina ssrs

any knower ?

[iron solar]

Yes and no

You don't really NEED the better cards than Creek really, unless you're running 2 stamina cards like we are now for this CM then you would run Creek plus another strong SSR stam card that eventually comes out

Like there are better stam cards, but Super Creek gets the job done just fine most of the time

I'm pretty sure this is like, the next good SSR stam card

https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30173-sounds-of-earth

Having 2 strong stam SSR cards just widens your options

[snow flower]

will this work for the long cm

[austere hemlock]

define work

[snow flower]

does it look like a winner

[austere hemlock]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HAE77ptWEAAI5VI.gif

u can literally proc ur ult before 1500 meters

[snow flower]

but what if it doesnt proc instead

[austere hemlock]

it will

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-uma-uma-musume-umamusume-meme-peace-gif-18309184642802355176

[snow flower]

then you're stuck with an xoguri that can't proc ult instead

[austere hemlock]

lose lose situation

i'm building regular oguri rn

xoguri feels too inconsistent here

[snow flower]

ok

I guess I'll run daiwa

[random glacier]

fatty
at least it's not a dupe

[snow flower]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-APvwjWsAA7Twx.gif

[random glacier]

don't think I pull the card banner, too much of a scam

[turbid tusk]

another scam banner another disappointment

[austere hemlock]

type of training that appears when you HAVE to race

omgBruh

(I know I'm already close to capping speed)

I just noticed, why she doing the speed face

HOLY OVERFLOW

taking just for the power tho 👀

[sterile gate]

if anything click wit

[austere hemlock]

fine motion ain't there

stank

[sterile gate]

id still click it just to get some wit since your spd overcap already

either is fine really cuz u get pow from that

[sterile gate]

i see 50/50 concensus on this. some people say must pull or powercreeps sc very good. others say no need

[sterile gate]

bruh that was me the other day

got ksb on wrong banner game is trolling

[austere hemlock]

my last 3 trainings were ass

she'll be my cm11 horse anyway

I really need to finish my TT team

how many gold recoveries is that

still 2?

[sterile gate]

2 gold to be safe is what people say

1 gold 1 white is min if u have like 1k stam 600 guts 900 wit

[austere hemlock]

do i get this or upgrade long straightaways

[sterile gate]

probably not get that

idk how good long straight is but if theres nothin else might as well

[austere hemlock]

got unlucky with the skills I guess

oh well

no pace/long corner hurts

[sweet kiln]

i can mlb creek very soon, just wanted to make sure there're no better stam options coming 2-3 months from now

looks like i just mlb creek

[iron solar]

Yeah the problem with a lot of the SSR stam cards is

You use them when you need a gold stam skill and most of them just don't have gold stam skills

And when you have enough stam, you have enough stam

So it's not like you need to power creep something you only need a certain amount of

[random glacier]

ahh i cant find the stupid seiun 67 gif

[pallid aurora]

who wants some uma sweet buns

[velvet glade]

guys planet vpn just became p2w

i cant play anymore

[austere hemlock]

u need vpn to play it?

[oblique tree]

how to get kicking up dust ephitets

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/JRgfpjz

SMaru again and FineMo

[oblique tree]

what the fuck why is it so specific

i just did haru urara run for nothing then

[novel raptor]

just do another one

only takes 40 mins

[oblique tree]

doomorow then

[velvet glade]

~banned in the netherlands

for loot box laws

[novel raptor]

[pallid aurora]

holy

[random glacier]

Is this the last free 10 pulls?
Holy bait

[novel raptor]

yeah

funny number nice

every. freaking. banner

[random glacier]

o7

how many ayabes?

[novel raptor]

wait lemme see

🦆 🚬

while carlos mlb'd within 200

[sweet kiln]

i got 3 ntr

0 vega

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1233765398856470560.webp?size=96&animated=true

i don't even want ntr

do i go to 200 now or what

[oblique tree]

how much pull left

[sweet kiln]

140

[novel raptor]

lmao no

if you have one good ssr speed card you don't need to

[oblique tree]

also that 3 ntr which means lb2 ?

so no

[novel raptor]

if you're feeling lucky tho go gamba

[austere hemlock]

are the free rolls over?

[novel raptor]

last day today

[austere hemlock]

omg bruh

i got nothing

0 ssrs

1 vega

[oblique tree]

[snow flower]

[sweet kiln]

got 1 vega in +20

guess i'm done

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1233765398856470560.webp?size=96&animated=true

[velvet glade]

is it worth to get 1 vega and just

feed her golden crystals over time

[sweet kiln]

dats what i heard

to get at least 1

[oblique tree]

yeah

[velvet glade]

ok thx

[snow flower]

is the vega card even useful outside of mant

[oblique tree]

there is no guts gaming after mant

[velvet glade]

i like guts gaming tho

[snow flower]

also you basically only use it on guts build right

[random glacier]

yea

both NTR and ayabe ded after mant

[snow flower]

[pallid aurora]

ez

[oblique tree]

[sweet kiln]

i got 698k just now and thought "ok this week's done"

look retain line

it's already 673k

[snow flower]

I guess I just forget about this card

[sweet kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-huh-cat-what-sus-suspicious-gif-9855894845569274120

[snow flower]

[pallid aurora]

also I finally got a not-complete -ass run

I just wanna stop getting rolled in TT

[snow flower]

time to build all the horses

aight surely this is enough

[sterile gate]

thats how much i got too. just used my 2 uncaps on windy so i can borrow sc

guts deck is still possible with borrow vega but ill probably try that on mile

[random glacier]

tbh if borrow i'd borrow ikuno feetus guts

[novel raptor]

welp guess what the pink and blue are

[random glacier]

1 wit 2 pace

[novel raptor]

holy omega close

[random glacier]

lmao

all these shits i have roll style pinks

[novel raptor]

yeah they rigged the rates again

highrolling xoguri is gonna be the death of me

[random glacier]

full gamba

[novel raptor]

i get the skills i want i don't get the stats i want, vice versa

🦆 🚬

[velvet glade]

how good is the glittering star skill and its unique

[novel raptor]

for this cm it's the lowest priority

low duration, too costly

[velvet glade]

ok ty

[novel raptor]

lmao most lobbies are only for open league

if i lose to someone who took radiant star on xoguri

i already know what will happen on this cm

[rigid bear]

im missing 1 more vega! is there one more tommorow

[novel raptor]

nope

[rigid bear]

[novel raptor]

deadline today sir

[rigid bear]

oh

[novel raptor]

need to pay up for additional copies (not guaranteed )

[rigid bear]

im not falling for the 1 more lb rage bait

ive seen this happen before

[novel raptor]

okay rng didn't proc radiant at the .01% chance ideal time

[velvet glade]

im gonna run rice shower front runner

[austere hemlock]

i got actual ZERO rainbows on summer

wow

[velvet glade]

i think im finally starting to get some results

just had an S+

[austere hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/solluminati-slow-down-so-slow-down-boy-slow-down-solluminati-young-thung-solluminati-boy-slow-down-gif-16785807712341420508

[misty venture]

is training parent less worst or still ass

atm

[austere hemlock]

way better

[misty venture]

also I am so unlucky not get S or SS

yeah I feel like it better than before

[austere hemlock]

watch other people doing runs

[misty venture]

I wish fucking uma first release should have all of these content from beigning

classic cygame

[velvet glade]

is SS between S+ and UG

[austere hemlock]

no

it's between S+ and SS+

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/kuzFHj9

I got this card LB3 with the last pull on the banner

Should I pull more to try to MLB it before the banner ends or just leave it as is

Spending money is not out of the question to do this before the banner ends

[sweet kiln]

already bought the selector ?

[austere hemlock]

how far are u from pity

what am i saying the answer is yes either way

[iron solar]

I just hit pity

The pull I hit pity I got 1 copy

So now it's LB3

This is either a huge power play or the biggest bait of all time

What do I do chat

And yes selector was already used on FineMo

To get it also LB3

[sweet kiln]

mentally prepare to buy 200 pulls then

[iron solar]

It's just 5% race bonus though man fuck

My bait sensors are tingling but like, fuuuck what if...

[sweet kiln]

we should have another lb crystal in 6ish weeks ?

[austere hemlock]

when are u next pulls

it shouldn't be a problem if they're far away

[iron solar]

I gotta decide now the banner ends in like 2 hours fuuuuucck man

But this card's fucking trash in like 4 months man

This is not worth 5% race bonus

[velvet glade]

https://tenor.com/view/winky-yawn-tired-cat-cute-gif-26717284

[austere hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/winky-cat-feline-dwarfism-wink-cat-cute-gif-6421991841306059419

[iron solar]

I think I'm gonna not get baited by this

5% is good enough

[iron solar]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1npg9vy/la_creatura_aka_golshi/

Majestic white creature

[austere hemlock]

thank god the missions are easy af

[rigid bear]

wait wut is it not long cm next?

[novel raptor]

this cm is long yes

next to it is that one

they know most people will use golshi anyway so didnt bother

jk

[sterile gate]

wait if u think its bait whyd u go to pity to begin with

[iron solar]

Because I was pulling Admire Vega guts

And just so happened to pull a bunch of NTR

[sterile gate]

isnt it less likely to mlb vega cuz ntr u can at least spark?

how many vegas did u get from that?

[sweet kiln]

[random glacier]

i fell asleep early last night lol probably would've been baited into pulling

[novel raptor]

fake gachi players not pulling smh

[snow flower]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-baike-gif-21810383

[pallid aurora]

I feel like a retard the only way I can cap my speed is if I overcap

otherwise I'll miss the mark by like 100-200spd

[pallid aurora]

[velvet glade]

that -60 speed feels so bad man

ive been there

[novel raptor]

keep gutsmaxxing you only need one high roll run and you insta win

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01JXRKKQ0D1F1VNVSCFENJZH7F/4x.gif

[rigid bear]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE4yKIyo-rY

guys my opinion has arrived

[oblique tree]

[iron solar]

I got 3 Vegas, used 2 gold crystals on them

[austere hemlock]

when you know your run is glue but you can't quit because there are 5 events happening right now so you have to wait for all of them before being able to quit

[random glacier]

Kinda debate pulling nishino flower
If she's that good

[novel raptor]

if you care enough to win sprint/mile CMs, maybe?

[random glacier]

Uma is kinda mile/medium slop already

Main problem is it's back to back banners with cheer natie/halo

[novel raptor]

welp gotta get lucky or swipe

my next favorite uma doesn't come out till grand live so i'm good for now

[rigid bear]

I love mile medium slop

unless they make late surgers viable in long that shit is terrible to me

[random glacier]

Long is just 1 tenno sho spring and 1 arima kinen every year
Arima isn’t even a real long

[novel raptor]

extended medium kek

[turbid tusk]

long is tss and kikuka sho

[random glacier]

cm i mean
They never ran kikuka sho a 2nd time for some reason

[novel raptor]

kikuka sho is a cursed race event

[turbid tusk]

ye they do some weird ass cycle and skip kikuka sho every single cm now

i think they did like 3 arimas in a row for long cms

[random glacier]

Arima is just big event for jp horse racing

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-CnpxUCLj7k

[earnest gust]

Saving for ricky + summer maruzensky card

[iron solar]

It looks like daily legend races come out soon

They made a dailies tab

https://imgur.com/OT1qbmp

Finally I can get my revenge on the one that got away...

[austere hemlock]

doing front runner runs for TT

https://tenor.com/view/lowcortisollevel-tayguan-tayanhguan-gif-18425416686466898059

[rigid bear]

Low cortisol runs go crazy

like agnes tachyon never losses

[sterile gate]

u giga lucked out then. some people did 400 for nothing

[sterile gate]

i was doing bakushin yday. last few turns zero rainbows even after whistle i was so mad

spd already capped. lv3 pow, lv4 wit and nobody showed up

i couldve maxed another stat maybe my first SS. ended with 1k pow and wit

[oblique tree]

getting trolled 3x in 3 different career just for doing kicking up dust ephitets

im having aneurysm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464592380358430722/1485213386903130212/docRant.gif

[novel raptor]

keep checking the anniv shop for new items

[snow flower]

I think it's weekly

[novel raptor]

didn't hit 1200 speed and power again

[novel raptor]

https://x.com/yamaro0/status/2035287416031056232

やまろ@依頼受付中 (@yamaro0)

競泳水着ダスカ

X · Mar 21, 2026, 9:28 AM

[oblique tree]

[austere hemlock]

sorry haru i don't have space on my pc for u

I'll have to delete you

[iron solar]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s4l813/meisho_doto_rolling_around_in_mud/

[austere hemlock]

IMMUNE TO WHAT

https://tenor.com/view/baby-cortisol-stress-gif-2112556282161789205

[rigid bear]

damn i guess they are taking it siriusly

[austere hemlock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1035012600276197396/1303848416467488879/alright.gif

[pallid aurora]

lmao

[iron solar]

Daily Legend Races are now available

[sweet kiln]

didn't know u can get a whole ass uma from collecting stars

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/870238554771583057/1391786871029502042/1215261431830679592.gif

[velvet glade]

GIGACHADDERY

[rigid bear]

u mean i can gets 1st anniversary by just playing for 150 days straight

[iron solar]

Yeah if you haven't been doing every single legend race up til now, it's fucking rip trying to get one of these guys for free

I got 50 days to get Taiki Shuttle that's pretty damn good

[sweet kiln]

oh lmao

didn't notice it's just 1 star

thought it's 5 per

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1233765398856470560.webp?size=96&animated=true

[novel raptor]

[random glacier]

Not terrible, can farm right/left handed

[novel raptor]

lmao their CM is dirt medium wajaja

holy shit

they have potential 7 now

[rigid bear]

Tokyo dai shaitan

BAKUSHIN LONG HAIR!

[novel raptor]

@rigid bear

[rigid bear]

good art

is that a displate or smth

bro the manga panels of cingray go so hard

[novel raptor]

metallic poster

it comes as a freebie if you buy the blu-ray cingray

[novel raptor]

yeah

[random glacier]

holy bakushin glow up

[random glacier]

it's just breeders cup again

surely this goes well

nvm -3 clocks on nhk mile

kill late surgers

[rigid bear]

OYL WILL BE GOOD ONE DAY I BELEIVE \

[random glacier]

there is literally better OYL for medium next week btw

sirius symboli wit

[rigid bear]

its medium only but still p good damn

[novel raptor]

all these items and no good trainings

🦆 🚬

[oblique tree]

ka le

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/etBBu0z6wyM

[sterile gate]

she sent her on a suicide mission lmao

[iron solar]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2037516418703622277

lyn (@lyn49556)

Noooooo mambooo

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 27, 2026, 1:05 PM

[austere hemlock]

58 more days

[austere hemlock]

what's the statline for blocker suzuka this cm

[turbid tusk]

wtf are you blocking

[austere hemlock]

she's not really blocking

[austere hemlock]

🙁

[sterile gate]

yer mum

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Zbe4HCDtRUw

[oblique tree]

https://youtu.be/eqF02AaUQvQ?si=vzTMprKUx_lFFuET

[misty venture]

https://imgur.com/a/FwZwmES

[novel raptor]

i'm having more luck on free pulls lol

[lyric robin]

you think its worth trying to redo oguri to get the spica skill and radiant star

or you think i can stat stick people with the ug1 one

[velvet glade]

https://fixupx.com/RealestMemes_/status/2037499889341608323

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FixupX · Mar 27, 2026, 12:00 PM

[rigid bear]

bro u have head on and nimble nav on ur ug 1 just use that one instead

[rigid bear]

https://fxtwitter.com/Anonamos_701/status/2038043614526480628

advarcher (@Anonamos_701)

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FxTwitter · Mar 29, 2026, 12:00 AM

my nepo uma

[lyric robin]

Ugh

Ive been trying the group support card

Can't get the stam though

Idk if I should go back to creek

[sterile gate]

forever fraud

[random glacier]

its fine bro got 3rd last year and 2nd this year

next year he wins

I wonder if the owner will cancel his planned retirement at arima for another chance at this next year

[novel raptor]

just use the UG1 it has better stats, long S (which is huge), and necessary skills tho you could use more velocity skills

[sterile gate]

ye the ug not even a question

unless u wanna go and test them both out and see if itll be any different

[lyric robin]

i was wondering if i should redo and try to get radiant star / group skill

[sterile gate]

i mean if youre willing to lose hair and make a horse just as good with those skills in a couple days sure

[random glacier]

Radiant star is RNG as hell it's not worth

Duration is too short

Most likely it procs after accel and you just have an overpriced endgame speed skill

[oblique tree]

radiant star is like the last thing u wanna buy in skill shop

prioritze other skills first

[earnest gust]

I swear it's always the runs where you're trying to farm or get achievements that you'll get god seeds

I'm trying to get long climax and i gotten god seed.

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SZEsfFuLJ9E

[sweet kiln]

ran her for the ticket quest, randomly got my 1st ug

got teio from the ssr ticket

[novel raptor]

🦆 🚬

[sweet kiln]

am officially the big 3 mlb haver

[oblique tree]

i only have 1

soon be 2

[rigid bear]

mine will be 50 45 45 when i get the rainbow uncap on legend race

[oblique tree]

i only have 0lb creek

[random glacier]

0lb creek owners

ill just wait for cb + creek banner

[turbid tusk]

i don't even have a single creek

creek goes on the bench for 6 months after this cm anyway

[sweet kiln]

gonna get tachy next i guess

or natie

need to look up her next rerun

no reruns

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1233765398856470560.webp?size=96&animated=true

[random glacier]

yeah natie wit is gone

[sweet kiln]

so vega sr is dead after tb

if i can't mlb her, is it a good idea to mlb windy instead ?

she's lb2 rn, i'll get 2nd gold uncap soon

[turbid tusk]

are you not planning to pull tachyon for grand live

[sweet kiln]

i probably will

don't see any better targets

we even get free pulls for that right ?

i heard that it's good to pick 2 starts and build decks for them

end closer is locked, but i can't decide on the second

i like a lot of late surgers, but they're so bad

guess i go pace for now, then maybe transition to lates when cygames fixes them

[iron solar]

Ends and pacers is good

[sweet kiln]

also heard that front falls off hard later

[iron solar]

Pacers and lates are both ballsack rn but they get better pretty soon with Tachyon speed and Nishino Flower parent

Lates won't get better til they start getting cards with a skill called Lose Yourself, or Devil-May-Care is the white version

[sweet kiln]

dmc

[iron solar]

With buffed OYL and Lose Yourself, lates get strong

And NSM ofc

[sweet kiln]

maybe i pull nishino then 60k carrots rn, and tachy is still months away

[iron solar]

Pacers will start to get strong with Tachyon speed and Nishino Flower parent for sprint, mile and I think medium

But will still not be great for longs except for a couple guys that can kinda hang in there

Special Week, XOguri, regular Oguri

[turbid tusk]

pacers finally meta in jp since they get the most sp now

[iron solar]

The miles might be dominanted by Taiki when Nishino Flower drops

Cuz she got buffed in Unity and now will have an insane inherit, Taiki will probably give the fronts a hard time on the mile

And Nishino Flower herself is pretty strong but I'm gonna avoid pulling her I don't wanna be put on a government list

[random glacier]

i think i stick with front/pace for MANT at least

late/end is clock burning simulator

[sweet kiln]

unless goatship

[turbid tusk]

ye if you don't wanna burn clocks

[sweet kiln]

she oneshots mant no problem

oh right, i need to look up her alt realease

need to make sure i have 30k ready

[iron solar]

Pace and front are probably best for MANT cuz holy shit late end can be miserable

When you a brocked you are brocked ass shit

[sweet kiln]

dam, summer goldship is right before tachy ssr

[iron solar]

Apparently summer Gold Ship is played in a 2 debuffer 1 ace comp as the ace

Idk why but that's her best use case apparently

I guess her unique procs if other umas have debuffs on them, not sure how it works

[random glacier]

summer golshi is terrorist

she enables solo ace comps because of her unique

activates 2 random gold skills in your kit ignoring activation conditions
1 if inherited

so you can have 2 dominators in mile and long

you can have nature with 3 gold stam debuffs

summer golshi is why they are now banning debuff skills in certain CMs in JP

[iron solar]

That's amazing

[random glacier]

shes also good for TT because free gold skills

[iron solar]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/okbuddytracen/s/oW97JJYnub

[sweet kiln]

will there be paid or free uma selectors on half anni btw ?

any knower ?

[random glacier]

only 1 paid card selector

[sweet kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1233765398856470560.webp?size=96&animated=true

[austere hemlock]

can this go away

https://tenor.com/view/i-show-speed-ishowspeed-evil-what-did-you-say-gif-7035460272226281689

[sweet kiln]

got from the anni paid 10pull

was one of my potential selector picks

guess i can just meta pick from selector with a clear conscience now

didn't know u also get 1.5k paid carrots from selector deals

[austere hemlock]

throwing away good stats cuz got SHIT skills rng

ty game

disgusting

[rigid bear]

?

https://tenor.com/view/stephen-a-smith-stephen-smith-lmaoooooooooo-cowboys-dallas-cowboys-gif-27041083

[iron solar]

I currently have one that's 1200/1100/1200 but didn't get Nimble Nav

Hate this scenario's guts, at least for building for this CM

[sweet kiln]

some random run i don't care about

ofc 3 pinks proc

and when u need them u get nothin

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1233765398856470560.webp?size=96&animated=true

[earnest gust]

https://youtu.be/fujSx-uq2-s

[austere hemlock]

there's not a lot of long races so it's hard to get skills

[iron solar]

It also didn't get BOFA but it does have 1 gold and 2 whites

Can't stand how long the runs take just to end up with something not usable

[sterile gate]

from now on im just gonna glue if first summer dont go well

[novel raptor]

only usable on mejiro bright for now

[sweet kiln]

0 energy items 0 hammers almost no stat items all the way till classic summer

i hate this scenario so much

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1214236233811890196.webp?size=96&animated=true

varience is insane

[earnest gust]

29 races with mostly dirt courses

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VPCSjUxsZkU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArQ4LT6Es-o

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/bHSPYZZ

I think I got something that's gonna work

No Nimble Nav but you can't get everything

And ye just throwing away the run at the first summer camp seems like a good plan

My first summer camp this run was okay

https://imgur.com/O7efd2w

This racist turned out okay-ish

[velvet glade]

Thats a lot of green skills

surely u dont need 1200 stam + 2 golden recoveries + double circle guts and 2x single circle guts/stam

[sweet kiln]

that's kinda 1 gold

with 600 wit

[earnest gust]

https://x.com/i/status/2031732285960327247

Mikuneki 🦇 (@mikuneki)

Did you know that horse over there is riding the human backward?

Commissioned by @/Kiloxco on Instagram. (Please do not repost/use this) Thank you!!

#umamusume #ウマ娘

X · Mar 11, 2026, 2:01 PM

[analog geyser]

If you get 0 wins for round 2 group A, do you still get to round B finals

[austere hemlock]

i guess this won first place?????

700 stam? 1 gold 2 white?

i guess????????????

i'm never bringing a stamina card again to my runs

[analog geyser]

damn I kept getting told 900+ stam or bust

[austere hemlock]

according to EVERY SINGLE content creator this opera should die mid race

[snow flower]

If not great mood then it will probably just die

[random glacier]

1200 wit