Umamusume: Pretty Derby

[misty venture]

when people try to help him

get ban

[spare storm]

i just find it funny how lacari is always getting mad meanwhile raeyei is like

GOOOOOOOOOOOOO OGURI

oh wait

she uses agnes

[sharp kernel]

wait theres a mayano, is it someone here

[spare storm]

shes like GOOOOO AGNES

[errant basin]

trainers who play for the horse and trainers who play for their ego

[neon trench]

no spreadsheet

0-5 incoming

[novel raptor]

brother lemme snipe baldo

[austere hemlock]

if i got a 0-5 with 1200/900/900 this mf is getting 0-15

[turbid tusk]

i might make an end oguri next cm and pray

i'm so tired of goldship

[novel raptor]

missed again

[turbid tusk]

i was thinking about front runners and can't make them for shit next cm cause they need too much

[novel raptor]

i got the whales again

[errant basin]

yep

[austere hemlock]

My Narita taishin will reign supreme on the next cm

[sharp kernel]

jaysus

[turbid tusk]

your goldship's great mood

[novel raptor]

[errant basin]

dies to frontrunner urara

[austere hemlock]

she's so tuff

[sharp kernel]

I'll wait until SEA afternoon hours to match vs. all the noodles and meatballs vendors

3-2 gave me 50 gems, how much is 5-0 again

[novel raptor]

actual mood diff

[turbid tusk]

150

[austere hemlock]

150

[errant basin]

holy fuck the whales are on

[austere hemlock]

they've been on

[errant basin]

it was fine like 2 hours ago

[spare storm]

you need to wait 2-3 hours more if you can

then the SEA frogs will come out

[austere hemlock]

technically lacari is a whale too

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flight-not-laughing-flightreacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-not-laughing-gif-6356142083741775471

[novel raptor]

damn it 0/5 snipe

[austere hemlock]

I'm not watching the stream how bad is it

[novel raptor]

does his stream have delay?

[sharp kernel]

fuck i griefed myself then. although i probably wont get 5-0 anyways

[quartz coral]

says not to use meta wants to build goldship

[sharp kernel]

wait for SEA hours to use the rest of my tries

[verbal patio]

testing my scuffed comp

[quartz coral]

the hypocrisy

[spare storm]

where are my stamina rainbows?

hello?

[sharp kernel]

lookUp

[sharp kernel]

gold ship is his favourite horse 🙂

[novel raptor]

[quartz coral]

still meta 🙃

[turbid tusk]

when my favorite horse comes back into the meta i'll start winning

until then the summer marus get to have their fun

[austere hemlock]

don't roll for haram umas

[verbal patio]

doing decent so far

[spare storm]

as long as you can make it to the next round

thats the most you can ask for

[novel raptor]

yeah

[oblique tree]

i used all my attempt

[novel raptor]

the real battle is in finals

[oblique tree]

idk why B stamina and B power is winning

[novel raptor]

if you're the one winning it's fine

[oblique tree]

no lol

i used all 3

maybe i do 4th attempt later with 30 gems

[novel raptor]

are you not qualified yet?

[oblique tree]

no

[sharp kernel]

is eishin flash ever meta?

i want my beer garden girl

[novel raptor]

oh

[spare storm]

shes ghosting

[sharp kernel]

bro wait until all the tukang bakso log in this afternoon

[oblique tree]

well i still have tomorrow attempt

or maybe i burn 30 later

[novel raptor]

you can use her as 2nd ace i think

[turbid tusk]

there's only like 7 meta characters for the first year

and 2 of them are just oguri

[novel raptor]

as it should be

[spare storm]

just give me the golshis

[novel raptor]

[spare storm]

and orfevre

[austere hemlock]

I'm not pulling for umas until June next year

maybe for cafe

[novel raptor]

i forgot to queue again

[sharp kernel]

Fuck I need to go outside wanted to watch the throws

[wet sequoia]

[novel raptor]

lmao got capped

[snow flower]

@jaunty goblet

[novel raptor]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01JXRKKQ0D1F1VNVSCFENJZH7F/4x.gif

[quartz coral]

giga sweat thats a mediacre oguri

[novel raptor]

i'm not gonna queue up anymore

i keep stealing his supposed opponents

[rigid bear]

tanking his snipers

[sly aspen]

ill show him how to spreadsheet

[novel raptor]

nvm his oguri is fake

[turbid tusk]

lacari losing against mediocre oguris

i think the my one regret with my oguri was not getting curvature

i thought my golshi would get blocked less than she does

[novel raptor]

not too late to make another one

[turbid tusk]

nah i'm already building for cm2

it's not worth the effort for a slightly better chance at winning finals

[novel raptor]

true

getting to finals is already W

[sharp kernel]

Damn he got group A

docnotL

[quartz coral]

i wish i got these jobbers when i was running

[turbid tusk]

why the hell is lacari challenging surefour to a sprinter's race

this shit is so rng

[novel raptor]

i knew he was gonna lose even in his own terms

[spare storm]

that is so sad

he got fucked by surefour

and the bots

[turbid tusk]

lost to bots

[sharp kernel]

What did surefour use to get S bakushin

I want my 300 gems

[turbid tusk]

wit

[sharp kernel]

Tazuna or full wit deck

Cos she also has concentration

[turbid tusk]

it's literally a team trials horse

so tazuna with wit and speed

[sharp kernel]

[snow flower]

thought I wasn't gonna make it

damn it's close

[sharp kernel]

[snow flower]

might not make it then if it moves further

it was at 454k few days ago

[quartz coral]

anyone know any good long parents

[oblique tree]

any can be good

it depends on their ult and who u train

[quartz coral]

i mean follows with good whites

[turbid tusk]

nah no really insane uniques

mcqueen is okay and so is oguri's and rudolf's

[novel raptor]

holy based trainers

[iron solar]

Different non meta umas is based

[pallid aurora]

phew

unlucky sucker had a pace ace

way better than my gold shit

[novel raptor]

still at 90% win rate

[sharp kernel]

We have Victoria over here

[novel raptor]

yes 90% f2p

[pallid aurora]

sheeesh

maybe I'll run stupid memes so I can let other casuals into the finals since I already placed

[novel raptor]

that should've been the strat so that you still have a chance to run into them in the finals

[pallid aurora]

yea

fuck flexing my wr

I'll make some g horses rq

[errant basin]

let lac in

[turbid tusk]

is this sweat hours wtf is going on

i've run into people with actual med S and multiple dominator horses

and ofc i lost to the casual rice shower with no med S

[iron solar]

I was gonna run Rice Shower til someone told me her downhill skill doesn't work on that track

[novel raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-rice-shower-gif-3101020431960946058

[iron solar]

So losing to her gotta be diabolical

[turbid tusk]

today is diabolically bad luck

rushed late start bad mood

[lyric robin]

i guess i need to make a god goldship now

idk how im gonna get 1200 1200

[sharp kernel]

Long march goldship

[lyric robin]

i guess maybe ill be doing 1000 1200

or some shit

[turbid tusk]

i didn't late start in 1/12 races

[pliant mulch]

walahi im cooked on finals

barely scraping by to a

[turbid tusk]

dude i've only lost to rice showers

wtf is going on

this fucking blue rose assassin

[pallid aurora]

the dark horse (no pun intended) rice shower coming in hot

[turbid tusk]

just realized i've only seen great mood on my aces once today

[novel raptor]

that's just normal

[turbid tusk]

dude i've only not late started in one race

[novel raptor]

imagine rice shower trainers actually steal people's chance at finals

[austere flicker]

I'm going to get rolled in the A finals

[turbid tusk]

this game owes me 150 carats

[sharp kernel]

Rice shower the black assassin

[rigid bear]

i lost to 3 gold ships and 2 oguri caps

[turbid tusk]

my late start count so far is 17/18

[rigid bear]

losing to my dogshit tachyon

[novel raptor]

[sharp kernel]

[turbid tusk]

this may be the single worst day i've seen for rng

[rigid bear]

what are the best accel skills for the next cm cup

[snow flower]

I went 1-4 my last match 💀

wtf was that

[rigid bear]

there are like 0 taiki shuttles with no long spark

[rigid bear]

that was mine as well

all of it was just oguri caps and golshi

[novel raptor]

wa-

[snow flower]

it's tainted

[turbid tusk]

straightaway spurt, encroaching shadow

[errant basin]

tldr straightaway

encroaching is only taishin iirc

[rigid bear]

So Narita taishin parent?

[snow flower]

yeah

[errant basin]

can you even pass golds

[rigid bear]

gonna make super freak my ace

gonna be easier to get S long

[sharp kernel]

Hoooly this nice nature monkaW

Respect

[rigid bear]

Ace Nature

[novel raptor]

just got this recommendation

[oblique tree]

[rigid bear]

[novel raptor]

what's merdeka?

[snow flower]

malek

tunggut serak

[sharp kernel]

3.2k watching

[novel raptor]

wut da deemee

[sharp kernel]

How many of them are spamming Umazing!

[proper nimbus]

Anyone have a uma for gemini cup so I can compare stats?

[snow flower]

I actually dont have one yet

[sharp kernel]

Finalist stats not even 1.1k

[sharp kernel]

Oh Gemini nvm I can't read

[proper nimbus]

This is what I have so far

[sharp kernel]

I'm gonna try 1k/1k

For my first draft

[novel raptor]

no umazing spammers

[snow flower]

I see a few

[dreamy ridge]

@snow flower has leveled up! (81 ➜ 82)

[sharp kernel]

They're all uma players though lmao

BNW lokal

[snow flower]

[novel raptor]

i guess i should be watching more horse races in yt

these chats are funny

[sharp kernel]

Lol if you know Indonesian it's even funnier

Literally 90% are uma spammers

[novel raptor]

deemee translate them for me

what's yuwa hayahide

[snow flower]

I don't know

maybe skoomah knows

[novel raptor]

i see it spammed a lot

[sharp kernel]

https://studbook.or.id/yuwaraja

[cold crag]

https://FIXUPx.com/decrilus/status/1959441576129888559

Decrii (@decrilus)

Besties~
︀︀#umamusume #riceshower #haruurara

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https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-umamusume-umapyoi-umadachi-haru-urara-gif-6378595329632471406

[novel raptor]

ahhh i see

wait so is he like biwa that's why they say hayahide?

another horse race

[sharp kernel]

Just similar name

Yuwa vs biwa

Some weebs also make the you wa pun

[novel raptor]

ohhh okay

yeah it's funnier if i understood indo

[sharp kernel]

Also santet means hex so they were referring to nice nature debuffs

Indo uma weebs

[novel raptor]

[oblique tree]

[lyric robin]

so we only get one chance for finals right

if we lose its fucked?

[oblique tree]

yeah 1 race

win or lose, thats it

[lyric robin]

no tickets right

damn

i gotta pray i get a good queue then

[novel raptor]

queue at reset

[lyric robin]

wait why

[oblique tree]

i believe the final is already determined

[sharp kernel]

Please give me reddit jobbers

[oblique tree]

on who ur facing

[lyric robin]

i NEED reddit jobbers

give me that 900 900 loser

[pallid aurora]

ok

[oblique tree]

so it doesnt matter when u queue

[pallid aurora]

I'm gonna make a cadre of 3 g front horses so I can give some jobbers Ws

so we can get easier wins

[novel raptor]

i meant for the registration

gimme those posters at twitter

[sharp kernel]

But that means - gems

Saint Cali

[novel raptor]

he doesn't need those miniscule gems

cali doing charity

[rigid bear]

this is a psyop he just wants to get to group b and stomp

[pallid aurora]

I'm already in group a

but there's like no point in flexing

I need jobbers for a better chance at winning the finals

[rigid bear]

kill me i doubted jesus

[pallid aurora]

[novel raptor]

pray and ask for your sins to be forgiven

[oblique tree]

im still at B

[turbid tusk]

you still have one day

[pallid aurora]

[cosmic pecan]

Still in loves campaign features increased realism with her bipolar disorder mechanic to better simulate the interactions with real women

[rigid bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773751924977696768/1375026242373550110/Speechless-4x.gif

[snow flower]

GYATT

[novel raptor]

finally some spice in my uma game

[analog geyser]

I don't get it. What's even wrong with my own golshi. Can't even stay top 3

[oblique tree]

wtf

get that woman away from me

[pliant mulch]

just mostly missing speed

[neon trench]

pray to match with lac in finals, at least guaranteed 2nd place

[pliant mulch]

but bad skills too

[pallid aurora]

coast is bait I believe

[cosmic pecan]

My golshi has better stats than yours

And she still doesn't even place top 3 half the time

Such is life of golshi

Coast is clear dont really do nothin plus extra tank is long tracks only

You want her p5 gold and maestro

[pliant mulch]

regardless even if its only for long it only procs when u are legit 0 hp

[cosmic pecan]

I think you take it as insurance for long

[analog geyser]

damn this game sucks ass. I have no fun grinding this shit at all

[cosmic pecan]

Its not the worst

[analog geyser]

skip skip skip. End run with early bad mood. skip skip skip

[cosmic pecan]

If CM2 track has an insane uphill it must also have a downhill right

Go home specialist should be good?

[pallid aurora]

idk actually what the track looks like

[cosmic pecan]

Unless this is some looney tunes ass track

[pallid aurora]

back ij my day we went uphill both ways to work ahh track

[cosmic pecan]

I probably run tachyon but such a waste of medium corner/straight innate

Guess the ashen twins will be participating in cm1 and 2

[verbal patio]

slowly increasing her winrate

[cosmic pecan]

If only her ult wasnt so shit

[proper nimbus]

You golshi doesnt have enough speed and no S in medium. The skills you have are whatever. They are serviceable

[sharp kernel]

3/2 3/2 3/2 2/3 today

[cosmic pecan]

The THH shit is actually kinda insane tbh

[sharp kernel]

Actually definition of mid

[cosmic pecan]

I basically always begin overtaking mid race when it all procs

[verbal patio]

3/2 3/2 3/2 3/2

[cosmic pecan]

Mid race is such a huge window

[verbal patio]

trying a new comp with tm solo ace tho

[pliant mulch]

its not even that bad for this cm tho i see opera proc it pretty often

[misty venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1396927187403411456/1409050282326753352/Oh_noes_how_can_we_fix_Still_In_Love.mp4?ex=68abf7d6&is=68aaa656&hm=0057e48a7dd45c30303534fc57ae9bd2295493714de87ad7dd7b7ca4b3ec78a5&

[analog geyser]

I want to uninstall. I have no fun

[misty venture]

[cosmic pecan]

Just casual andy

[misty venture]

just casual

or taking a break

[cosmic pecan]

Actually grinding hard blows til auto

[misty venture]

yeah QOL soon maybe

[cosmic pecan]

We are literally fighting for like

[misty venture]

I hope it coming fast

[cosmic pecan]

An extra 5 pulls at most

Its actually piss wages

[analog geyser]

taking a break means being even more behind

[verbal patio]

i noticed it activates a pretty bad moment tho, when ur accelerating and not at top speed late race

so it basically does nothing

[sharp kernel]

Almost no outright jobbers in the 2nd round anymore I noticed

[analog geyser]

I barely play this shit anyway aside from like 1 career every other day

[sharp kernel]

Also how the fuck was my nice nature #1 favourite lulw

[cosmic pecan]

I fought a bunch of people

Playing rudolf golshi nn

No papers

[misty venture]

it seem like u reach a burn out thresh hole

I would quit GFL2

[cosmic pecan]

So my oguri race leader and cant proc shit

[misty venture]

and only play uma

also are everyone who play gfl2 quit the game?

the channel is dead af

[cosmic pecan]

I still play

Its giga casual

[analog geyser]

I was able to cold turkey quit zzz a month ago. played that since launch

[cosmic pecan]

I could probably full kill boss on auto

[misty venture]

same

[cosmic pecan]

Theres not much to talk about since its like

Everything bis is super obvious

Theress nothing hard in the game realy

[misty venture]

also I haven't done event in the game because it pain in the ass

[pliant mulch]

based on sims it lasts enough to still increase speed a lil bit and a good amount if accel skills proc

[misty venture]

[cosmic pecan]

If thetmres no fucking monopoly its fine

[pliant mulch]

and i mostly notice it proc right at the beginning of late race

[cosmic pecan]

Monopoly is fucking annoying

[misty venture]

monopoly is the worst design

yah

[cosmic pecan]

20 minute shop spam

Meta never changes

[misty venture]

the event in gfl2 are annoying

[cosmic pecan]

I like some of the minigame

And reading

But story is hit or miss

[verbal patio]

i logged in yesterday after not playing for like months to pull, did the guild thing once and dipped

[cosmic pecan]

Sometimes its peak with Dmitry

Other times its absolute ass

[misty venture]

I haven't do the guild smoke war

shit

[verbal patio]

i'm just waiting for ump9/45

[misty venture]

I waiting for chaos zero nightmare and arknight enfield

[verbal patio]

i got pulls stockpiled

[misty venture]

I gonna wait for that blue hair nurse girl

crazy one and ak

[verbal patio]

ah i see

[novel raptor]

https://fxtwitter.com/crack_inhaler/status/1959464071683805516

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i'll never fix her

[misty venture]

u can't run away from her

[novel raptor]

i'll let her run over me

[snow flower]

me first

[novel raptor]

shut up i got first dib

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1074546482935517294/1409044573950443631/UmaViewer_2025-08-24_09-32-42-517.gif?ex=68abf285&is=68aaa105&hm=36af82dad11876e7893f10de00fdcbac23046a4288cabfe27f88fb68867a9d33&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1074546482935517294/1409044574256758898/UmaViewer_2025-08-24_09-32-34-900.gif?ex=68abf285&is=68aaa105&hm=42e0df392e35639a12088fb43724b20ad4ea6f1e40e3fcdcc3fc86352255b5a1&

[snow flower]

https://tenor.com/view/worldfitvault-fitnes-gym-exercise-healthy-gif-3561456347512918085

[verbal patio]

[cold crag]

😳

[analog geyser]

I will roll her

[sharp kernel]

LIFE

[oblique tree]

[sharp kernel]

bruh this horse actually refused to finish and went sideways

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRl1NxOD6kY go to like 1-2 mins before

[turbid tusk]

hey guys, imagine if the game didn't give me 6 mood downs and 3 infirmary visits this run

[kindred pagoda]

How do people know if its predetermined

[turbid tusk]

cause some people race their friends at different times

and then they message their friends on the jp server

and get fucking spoiled

[snow flower]

wtf

[turbid tusk]

just gotta hold the L until next cm sometimes

[pallid aurora]

dam

that's f'ed up

[velvet glade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-laughing-gif-4061075348667817765

wait u won?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1039000459320496276/1071003690317651999/wobuffethauntergif.gif

[pallid aurora]

gotta dilute the pool with jobbers

[kindred pagoda]

Oh charles talked about it i actually know of a way to avoid early whales hopefully it works

Also im gonna be honest this was the oshi cm with a FAIR CHANCE for every uma to win

But half this chat is meta cucks with golshi and oguri

[turbid tusk]

when my oguri wins again next cm you're still going to complain

[spare storm]

alright

time to see if the casuals are online

why would you not play golshi

shes the goat

[turbid tusk]

cause i'm not a giga golshi fan

i just made her cause my parents were ass and i didn't have anyone i wanted to use outside of oguri

[spare storm]

im gonna try golshi and agnes on this upcoming long CM

get all the endurance skills

[turbid tusk]

i'm training an end oguri

couldn't figure out how to make fronts win on a 3200 with no good front skills

[kindred pagoda]

if your only playing oguri or golshi as oshi then its fine its GOLSHI AND OGURI every game meta cucks im talking about specifically

usually their 3rd is NN

[idle hare]

holy preach

[turbid tusk]

golshi meta again next cm

but it's golshi taishin this time

instead of golshi oguri

[idle hare]

Gold Ship/Oguri/NN is basically every sweats setup

[kindred pagoda]

next one is end closer meta but this is shooting for victory and red shift meta

anything with these 2 works this cm

[turbid tusk]

we can see who the meta cucks are next cm in this channel

[kindred pagoda]

ill definitely play end closer next cm , flat 3l difference compared to every other style

its not even close

imagine getting this golshi against you on finals

[sharp kernel]

jeezus

gold ship makes sense but i didnt expect that many oguri caps in this CM

[kindred pagoda]

perfect accel zone and can out speed everyone with like 1380 speed on final spurt with good stamina and mid race speed boost to force overtake mode

[sharp kernel]

i fielded anime teio instead

[spare storm]

i went golshi cause hes good in this CM and the next CM

also golshi is the goat

[sharp kernel]

i guess oguri makes sense because almost every sweat pick her from the free ticket

[spare storm]

(mine isnt though)

[iron solar]

Any pacer with a gold recovery skill works, Oguri just happens to be the best one

Special Week's not far off if you got it

[kindred pagoda]

litreally daiwa

[iron solar]

Daiwa works too yeah

And Agnes

[sharp kernel]

yeah i see a couple tachyons

[iron solar]

Triumphant Pulse is just built different

[sharp kernel]

scientist seggs

[iron solar]

Agnes can actually go a lot lighter on stamina

Cuz she has U=ma2

[sharp kernel]

yeah i got beat by a 1200/500 tachyon bruh

[iron solar]

You can go like 1200/500 and crank wit

[sharp kernel]

maybe there werent a lot of debuffers

[iron solar]

20% speed growth is also crazy

Agnes good

[spare storm]

main reason why agnes is good is cause she makes a good parent

[iron solar]

Apparently high wit protects you from debuffs

[spare storm]

only 3 A by default

so its easy to snipe the distance if its medium

[iron solar]

She's definitely also an insane uma

She has 4 good potential unlocks

[kindred pagoda]

oguri ult is kinda the same on inherit compared to other ults like daiwa one is trash on inherit but as unique its super good

[snow flower]

who's a good parent for long cm?

I was thinking mcqueen

[spare storm]

she calls me a cooked snail

[sharp kernel]

Oooops tilting cos I lost kikuka sho then forgot queen Elizabeth cup after

https://tenor.com/view/mlp-glue-factory-mlp-glue-factory-gif-8387331751900313073

[sharp kernel]

The localisers are kinda goated in this game

[turbid tusk]

holy shit i auto piloted onto yaeno muteki card and i think this could've been the god run

if i had super freak i would've had the entire tail combo from inheritance

and maestro

[pallid aurora]

gyatt

[kindred pagoda]

this golshi beat the one on right

rng

[turbid tusk]

ye i got beat by one of those golshis too

cause i fucking late started and got blocked

[kindred pagoda]

every race is winnable and looseable if rng wills it

[turbid tusk]

the best part is i got blocked by another goldship and my accel proc'd behind her

[snow flower]

I ran out

surely this is worth iit

[oblique tree]

there is no other way to check

cause u just race once and thats it

also last attempt 30 gems, still cant get to A

i dont understand anymore

[rigid bear]

i pot 5 my super creek then looked at my deck and realized i have no stamina cards so i just threw away 500k monies

[sharp kernel]

le jobbeurs are in group B thats why

is all RNG from here

[oblique tree]

i lost to a guy who train oguri with lb2 kitasan, nishino 0lb, eishin mlb, sr lb2

[rigid bear]

nishino flower

[oblique tree]

-30gems i guess

4 attempts for tomorrow, 20 race

surely i got 3 wins

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzH5JNe6YFg

[pallid aurora]

time to pad last place

[turbid tusk]

cali bringing the lacaris to finals

[novel raptor]

now that i'm back to spark farming, the game gives me dogcrap sparks again

🦆 🚬

[verbal patio]

[turbid tusk]

i'm back to looping dog shit

[novel raptor]

that's a great ggp

[verbal patio]

does the red spark even matter as much on ggp?

[rigid bear]

yeah this is gonna be aids af

[turbid tusk]

no

[verbal patio]

i already got way better ggp from the last cm

[rigid bear]

i got wit spark as well

[turbid tusk]

ggps don't care for red sparks

[verbal patio]

yeah it's just whites right?

[turbid tusk]

this is mine so far

idk if i'll continue looping groundwork though

might just keep looping it around to throw on seiun sky

[novel raptor]

yeah

surely you'll get a rep with 9* groundwork in a week

[iron solar]

Get hot springed, buddy

[pallid aurora]

aight hopefully this boosted at least 2 jobbers into the finals

[turbid tusk]

actual hot spring gap

[snow flower]

[pallid aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/im-doing-my-part-serious-stare-gif-11979677

[velvet glade]

damn cali

[snow flower]

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I need her to come out right now

[cosmic pecan]

i pray all my dolphin and f2p brothers make it to the finals

so i can get some easy matches

[turbid tusk]

i hope more whales like lacari make it

[cosmic pecan]

I was doing the april 2nd g2 or 3 race for the mission

So the statline is reachable

This is with pretty bad stam rainbow but good speed ones

[turbid tusk]

ye it's doable

[kindred pagoda]

daiwa calling me out

[snow flower]

does the double circle do anything for inheritance?

I just need to take the first, right?

[rigid bear]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3DIbvqVkxY

okay so evil haru urara is a strat

[cosmic pecan]

Curren chan good inherit

[austere hemlock]

my Narita taishin is the only S tier

[turbid tusk]

ye gives 5% more chance to inherit

[velvet glade]

was too busy laughing at quartz

didnt qualify for group a

[cosmic pecan]

Theres still tomorrow

[quartz coral]

this shitty game gives me a mid S when i am training for next cm gold ship

[velvet glade]

when is the next cm?

[velvet glade]

oh nice i was worried second round was shorter

[cosmic pecan]

Its tomorrow

Then 1 day off

Them finals

[turbid tusk]

they haven't announced a date yet

[cosmic pecan]

Iirc

Expect about one month

[turbid tusk]

mid september some time

[astral pasture]

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FixupX · Aug 24, 2025, 3:53 AM

imagine this mf behind you

[spare forge]

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[errant basin]

safe for another week

[kindred pagoda]

i think i should just wait a bit cuz this is ...

his deck o7

and i lost cuz of no red shift proc and my daiwa for some reason decided to maintain 2nd and not allow shooting

HOW TF THIS OGURI NOT OVERTAKE ME AND GIVE ME 3rd

i can see why charles hate power stats

80 more power, more mid race speed skills

some how doesnt over take me bceause it fails wit check with 500 wit and causes me to loose

[quartz coral]

charles loathes power cards

[kindred pagoda]

wtf is that stam

with ONLY LB 1 creek

[turbid tusk]

just get lucky bro

[errant basin]

its oguri

[oblique tree]

oguri dont have stamina bonus

she is speed and power

but that guy is really lucky

max speed, A power too

[quartz coral]

oguri starts with low stamina. i think its her lowest stat

[sharp kernel]

At least he got long S not medium if he got medium imma flip

[quartz coral]

he somehow got over 400 wit as well. truly a god run with that deck

[kindred pagoda]

i lost to that oguri because of stam check

i lost 2 races with stam check because i ate mystifying murmurs

im 100% not done building daiwa

ill keep doing borrow runs

my stam is too low

need a similiar with a bit more stats

[quartz coral]

i wanna see his inspirations im thinking he got some giga stat boost white procs

[kindred pagoda]

he had 11* stam

3/5 looses today were debuff ate and 2 were no red shift proc

[errant basin]

oguri only needs to click spd/stam

dopes she even need pwoer inherits

[kindred pagoda]

WOW THATS LIKE EVERY FKING RUN FOR THIS CM WHAT A FKING SUPRISE IF ONLY IT WAS THAT FKING SIMPLE TO GET 900 STAM WITH LB1 CREEK

9* stam parents , 3 high training effective ness cards and 3 stam cards AND STILL NOT FKING 900 stam

[quartz coral]

debuffs is why i either have to rebuild my grass wonder or bench her for finals. she just cant survive with enough in the tank for a good last spurt against good debuffers

[kindred pagoda]

yeah im seeing alot of good debuffers that have 650 speed power and stam

these well built nn that are 3* are kinda strong

THE THING THAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST IS IM STUCK WITH LB1 CREEK BECAUSE MY UNLCUKY ASS GOT 0 FKING CREEKS FROMT HE GACHa

so that dupe was the fking pity

[errant basin]

just borrow it

[kindred pagoda]

biko mlb is a must for reach 1200 speed with 10% speed bonus only

[quartz coral]

biko mlb is cracked

[kindred pagoda]

biko mlb is literally the reason i can even dream about reaching high stats

this is what mlb biko allows me to reach

just got unlucky no red shift and this daiwa got wasted

if i had those stats with 2 accel skills its guaranted 3rd posiiton hight stam to ignore nn and less ng because 448 wits

my finest creation wasted

[quartz coral]

i see why that jp guy spoke so high of Maitikane. its really easy to get double affinity with her. alot decent stat horses i never get good affinity with are double circle for her

[velvet glade]

nobody is more passionate about this game

than outistic baj

[sharp kernel]

Is biko just stats stick?

[kindred pagoda]

she is the creek of speed cards

minus swinging maestro

[sharp kernel]

2nd kitasan ig?

[oblique tree]

there is a lot of factor to make double circle

roommate, grade, actual horse parent

[kindred pagoda]

i think the epitets and g1 wins matter alot for affinity, but winning races with shit deck is hard unless skills hard carry you

[oblique tree]

it depends

its only the one that has title gives biggest

like triple tiara triple crown

not all g1

[velvet glade]

interesting

[teal stone]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/s/SxahidLxTC

[snow flower]

[oblique tree]

get that bitch away from me

[misty venture]

she would brutally segs u

[quartz coral]

must pull batshit crazy ones are the best

[cosmic pecan]

is biko mlb the best for speed stats or something

[kindred pagoda]

Biko is the 2nd strongest stat card after kita among speed cards, kita being 1 is obvious speed card that goes to speed more

[quartz coral]

they really just chained a tissue, into the cat mood down , into generic mood down

[misty venture]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-still-in-love-sil-silly-unhinged-gif-2316543812433500364

[snow flower]

that's gonna happen to me tonight

[cosmic pecan]

1* guts

Thanks

[sharp kernel]

Least bricked parent runs

[rigid bear]

https://tenor.com/view/omgbruh-corey-harris-omg-bruh-zoom-court-gif-2693074222613527227

[novel raptor]

why y'all so mad early in the morning

[misty venture]

8:47 AM for me

[kindred pagoda]

Need 5 wins in a row to maintain 80% wr

[misty venture]

[kindred pagoda]

[snow flower]

Buy us monthly packs

[novel raptor]

that wr ain't gonna matter if you lose finals

[novel raptor]

bend over then

[snow flower]

[novel raptor]

it's only $7 deemee it's like just a cent to you

[snow flower]

wut da

that's like $100 to me

[sharp kernel]

joe biden gonna help my long CM

[kindred pagoda]

@oblique tree is the finals only up for one hour after reset or for 24 hous?

[rigid bear]

does getting Long URA increase red spark chance

[kindred pagoda]

No

Getting S on long does

https://youtube.com/shorts/9dR8Cerec8E?si=goy9E-7kyH5lQtmC

[rigid bear]

ok ty

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773751924977696768/1375026242373550110/Speechless-4x.gif

[snow flower]

[novel raptor]

guess the blue and pink spark

[austere hemlock]

omfg

it' so hard to make a good uma

missing a good kitasan and super creek just makes things harder

[velvet glade]

ur literally already in group a

u made it

[kindred pagoda]

ofcourse their is this condition as well

[quartz coral]

holyshit the salt on the steam forums about cm are a good read .

[misty venture]

show

I playing peak with lts and ntx etc

[misty venture]

so the horse just randomly jealous when her rider have a gf

forbbiden love

[austere hemlock]

i'm trying to build my narita for the next event

but it's so fucking hard to get 1200 stamina and good speed with my cards

[novel raptor]

post a sample post

[kindred pagoda]

pace chaser pov vs end closer pov

[quartz coral]

leave goldship alone

[austere hemlock]

tell them to get another end closer then

[kindred pagoda]

the strange thing about golshi is if she doesnt have left or spring speed buff

she is very random

[kindred pagoda]

like my scuffed aah daiwa was neck on this with no red shift proc

so golshi is peak gamba

[quartz coral]

goldship wanna win she usually wins that or stay boxed most of the race and fail to win once she gets free

[kindred pagoda]

i think its a natural end closer problem

i could just murder every other horse next cm with double debuffer but i could also go double ace

NN next cm is 100x better because everyone is fked stamina wise equally

[sharp kernel]

Isnt double debuffer kinda risky due to blocks

My teio already had to bail golshi a couple times

Altho I guess it's also stronger when the ace is not blocked

[velvet glade]

that gotta be the biggest flex

we are in the middle of the champions league

and ur preparing for the next one 😭

[quartz coral]

might as well cause the next one is a bitch

[velvet glade]

ye ehm mbe before that event happens there is a kita rerun and u can borrow a super creek

[quartz coral]

you get most of the rewards just getting to finals.

[novel raptor]

ah yes, people shaming others who put effort and time to get the results they want or at least close to it

[novel raptor]

i'm referring to this

[proper nimbus]

This good for gemini cup?

Looks good to me

[austere hemlock]

yeah

[austere hemlock]

show ur deck pls

[austere hemlock]

ty

[quartz coral]

stats wise good sleeping lion is bad though

[analog geyser]

I wish it was good

[proper nimbus]

I didnt get lucky on the cooldown roll. It is what it is

[ornate crow]

is 3/2/1 good to raise long runner mcqueen?

i still don't know the general card builds for distance

[novel raptor]

it's doable

[ornate crow]

what's the best though?

my horses lost everything on the event so they're shit i gotta make them better

[novel raptor]

are you building for long runners rn?

[ornate crow]

yeah because my long runners never win on team trials

[novel raptor]

oh if you're only building one for team trials, that deck will do

as long as you meet the stat requirements and the skills

[ornate crow]

they lost on the new event too but that probably requires having whale cards so i wanna make good team trials girls for all the distances

i'll start with long because they're the ones that always lose

[novel raptor]

800/1100/600 with 2 gold stam skills and 1 accel unique is enough i think

if you can increase the stam more and speed ofc the better

[sleek ocean]

think I'm going to take a break from this game

[novel raptor]

[snow flower]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-uma-musume-umakitasanblack-umamusumekitasanblack-kitasanblack-gif-15131170186888447570

[novel raptor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/833385671204667476/1396162464332255262/Golshiclimax.gif?ex=68abe25e&is=68aa90de&hm=d24de347e1a87495f10388e7dfcd4796a737dc70075be146c6b9ad95248b6cd2&

deemee

[snow flower]

stop this guy from peeing everywhere

[ornate crow]

so i want stam and speed parents and maybe 3/3?

or 3 speed 2 stam 1 power?

[novel raptor]

it will depend on your parents

if you have a parent with a 3* power spark you don't need the power card

do you have a 9* parent?

[ornate crow]

i could do this for her is that good?

[novel raptor]

yeah you can go with that

then just go 3 speed 3 stam cards

or 3 speed 2 stam 1 wit cards if you don't want to rest that often

[ornate crow]

these are all the stam cards i have so caffe is the best here right?

i'll try building her like this thanks

[snow flower]

Have no sr mlb power card?

[ornate crow]

no just those on the ss

[snow flower]

Ohh

[ornate crow]

oh you mean power

power i have the robot girl sr

forgot her name

[austere hemlock]

clanker

[snow flower]

Gundam horse

You're gonna be lacking power for that McQueen

Maybe remove seiun sky for that

Unless you really want her skills

[ornate crow]

makes sense i'll put her in

[velvet glade]

u guys are crazy

cm is still going

[ornate crow]

the cards just refuse to show up

[ornate crow]

i mean i literally can't win a single game in that so why do i care

i even made evil nature and it didn't help

[velvet glade]

twin 😭

[ornate crow]

i won my first match just now with that mcqueen

[blissful vessel]

@spare storm hey I've barely played at all this week want me to leave the club and free up a slot?

[kindred pagoda]

https://youtu.be/Qp6D71kQRhA?si=pJqeiAKgrYoCLwr6
this song helps me cope with my borrow runs being burned on daiwa

[misty venture]

busy?

or burn out

[blissful vessel]

both

dont care about building horses

don't feel like reading the other career mode stories

other games must be played

i'll come back in like a few month sor whatever

[pliant mulch]

No way u hit 1200 with 2 stam cards

Even with +20%

[verbal patio]

just high roll 3* ura finales and 18 stam

apparently jp called it the whale cm

[turbid tusk]

ye next cm is not good in general

it's fine if you just make a golshi with 1200 stam and spurt and skip to cm 3

[quartz coral]

power is low but this woulda been so good but no mid S

[proper nimbus]

Is 100 stats in one turn a cap?

[turbid tusk]

ye

[proper nimbus]

Damn that sucks

[spare storm]

I'll remove you at the end of the month so we can try to keep a higher rank for now

[lyric robin]

god, please give me a redditor to farm for tomorrow

[quartz coral]

thou shalt not pass

[lyric robin]

i am going against some super strong ones now

lost 3 this ticket

but i just need a bit of luck

[quartz coral]

thou shalt not pass

double debuff killed everything

i needed this after yesterday my win rate tanked

[lyric robin]

absolutely cinema

[kindred pagoda]

My daiwa cant tank A lobby debuffers

I still cant win final with daiwa

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[quartz coral]

my rudolf is slow enough that dominator hits them the last leg of the race and they just implode

[pliant mulch]

Is it 1200 stam + 2 gold

[kind blaze]

how long until the next senario

[spare storm]

any 🐐 ships

its 900 1200+2-3

speed stamina

[pliant mulch]

I'm looking through my fan runs apparently I made this

[spare storm]

plus staightaway spurt or encroaching shadow

[pliant mulch]

should've gotten pot 5 when I ran those

[spare storm]

cause straightaway spurt or encroaching shadow is the only straight accel that will be effective

as in it will activate when you need it to

yeah you probably went 1100 stamina for the increased stamina spark chance

or at least tried to

you NEED

and i mean NEED

to hit 1200

like its 1200+2

or glue

no other options

thats why 🐐 ship is the 🐐

stamina bonus uma

has 1 gold by potential and 1 from maestro

also her unique lasts omega long

cause distance affects how long the skill will last

apparently her unique has like 19 seconds of duration

[kindred pagoda]

You need 2 gold to survive most debuffs with 1200 stamina

But if full lobby nn you need 3 golds

Will only be a problem on finals

[spare storm]

my golshi will try to get 900 1200 maesto cooldown and go-home specialist

[pliant mulch]

Is end still not dodging debuffs

Or are they gonna gas out middle of race

[spare storm]

people will build another debuff to specifically target end closers

cause end closers are the strongest style by far

this CM

its end closer -> pacer -> front/long

[kindred pagoda]

End dodges no debuffs, the only dodgeable debuff is fov ones which depend on how strong debuffer stats are

Or how better your ace is

[pliant mulch]

Aside from the positional stamina debuffs

[kindred pagoda]

End just has more hp with same amount of stam

[pliant mulch]

it's still all seeing eyes and then stamina eater

Those are fov

[spare storm]

end closers also have the highest speed multiplier for late-race

so they will zoom

[kindred pagoda]

Yes mid and late race

[spare storm]

just stack stamina eater on all 3 of your umas

[kindred pagoda]

Im planning mcqueen golshi with nn next cm

[quartz coral]

got boxed and someone passed

[kindred pagoda]

From what i have observed against deuffers using standard distance green stam skills is bad as it improves debufs so have 1 or 2 white isnt bad

Over green stam if above 1200

[pliant mulch]

Might have to bust out spe

Or super creek

[oblique tree]

7 attempt and 35 races just to get this

[spare storm]

who made that

gonna steal this meme

need to find a high definition version of it

[misty venture]

froms someone who in forsen

discord

it a sticker from private server

[verbal patio]

winrate slowly increasing by running tm solo ace for the rest of my round 2 runs

golshi too strong

[wet sequoia]

The UI gets darker and darker the more you play her career mode

[misty venture]

@spare storm

[willow nova]

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X · Aug 25, 2025, 2:01 AM

[sharp kernel]

Wait those are pretty cool

Btw in general are objective careers with rivals more difficult

I'm trying to find who's the easiest uma to consistently knock relevant epithet bearing G1s

[turbid tusk]

ye

rival battles require higher stats usually

[spare storm]

does late surger ever get good

i swear they are the worst style

like why run late when i can just run end

or pacer

pacer will get you less blocked

end closer will just give you more speed

whats the strat for late surger to not suck

[turbid tusk]

[oblique tree]

a lot of power

and manuver skill

[hard sorrel]

I think it gets decent with Nice nature SSR

[oblique tree]

and maybe vision skill

[hard sorrel]

vision doesn nothing atm

it actually blocks you harder when you get higher fov

[turbid tusk]

it gets okay with nature ssr

and a few navigation skill buffs from anni

it technically has the highest accel stat in the game

[hard sorrel]

swith-up pro is on your left

[sharp kernel]

Basically seems they're pretty bad rn those are all future umas

Also I got 3 2s again today I guess I'm destined to be mid

[turbid tusk]

ye late surgers are really gambly cause they're inbetween pace chasers and end closers which are both better