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Me and my stache are donezo fam
@errant summit gimmie my patron rank back
@nova dome you have it
🤔
i dont see it
it's valajar
i used to be under patron
so i grinded to prestige 25 50 honor level what now?
consider suicide for pvping
i have 3$ a month thing
They got reworked to fit the warrior lore
I see you under patreon just fine
i dont
@errant summit how much for a patron rank that lets me ban ppl
50
wtf
^

i cant see on mine
Reload
ban me again maybe it will fix it
You are on two accounts
this time don't unban
yeah i think banning him will fix it
@rough ridge time to bribe naeno to ban for half of that
sal can we find out
Shut up thyme




the fuck is going on
@spare obsidian make me a good banhammer emote with my name on it and we'll talk
i got banned
we're gonna fix abrodus's rank by banning him
i didnt know who theck or something was
what if i make it sal

you don't count or matter thyme
oof
damn
^
and this isn't even a fraction of what happens in the private channels
Whats going on here
arent u color blind?
We have private channels?
who are these guys
no
oh
Why would I abuse you SF in private channels when I can just abuse you in public ones?
i see

¯_(ツ)_/¯
@nova dome tbh, i think its toxic of sal to ask you that, you dont know ur ass from yer face, smh toxic sal
@faint tartan argus, when
theck ive never heard of
Wheres h2p police?
🤷
where can i find theck
and you have yet to do so corey
I dont even know if im gonna get CE at this point
shame
why fury?
some guilds im going to dont let trials into argus
Looks like it's Thyme to be toxic
@vague copper the chef

Hey slouch
lol im going to argus
it's always thyme to be toxic
hahah
Wanna buy argus off me
bis cook master
7 tokens
@faint tartan 
I'll sell you argus
come to the guild im trialing in
potent selling argus
its unfortunate but if thats the price I gotta pay to be in a good guild
Even though it’s a trap
they let me take 6 scythe
i guess ill take it
😃
@mortal forum no nascent, Cori unmake it
Why would I sell with Potent when my main guild exists Thyme?


good joke

THe only joke here is Potent
Bound to die
oof

Let's see you Keep Calm in this situation Thyme
¯_(ツ)_/¯

cringe
@warm forum sup feral bitch
i liked that
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Shut up Xeos, my jokes are fuckin' Lethal
🔨
Y I K E SSSSSSSS
i've literally seen someone die from sal's "jokes"
someone died from sals joke?
@pseudo river ur jokes are as good as abrodus's prog
rip marz
my sense of humor died from his jokes

wont be missed
OOOOOOF
i appreciate your jokes sal

these kids dont understand humor

My jokes are super Potent
UP IN HURR
gtfo grayhound
@nova dome
ima guild hop to method

then ill have better prog than u

Pretty
chat today tbh
raiding with brexit

i would, i used to live in EU
mentions josh
EU 🤢
@nova dome breh, can you guild hop to a nearest bridge, and do a backflip after ?
@vague copper sounds casual tbh
ye

Why @Sal sounds like Don Korleones driver?
Not even overtime
More like 80h/week
@spare obsidian while im doing backflip can i grab you and use you as cushion?
Use the pavement as a cushion Abro

let that pussy
You should see me and Xeos in voice together
Or river, if that's your preference
he loves me
can you backflip into the nearest truck on a freeway
Grayhound is a boney boi
grayhound would make a good cushion
Why would i die, u think some 9/11 pleh would kill me ?
I've met him Abro, you'd get a better cushion jumping onto pavement

lol
if ur reading this kys
no u
@warm forum ur banned for excessive toxicity, fucko
KEEP YOURSELF SAFE
keep yourself simmed

grayhound, before i use you as cushion ima fatten u up
I heard prot warrior use amr for sims, @errant summit can u confirm ?

@nova dome u cant even afford to buy 1 of my dinners, im sry but u need more $$$ for that
that's actually true

yeah
Somehow i doubt that

lol yeah
part time guild hopping must pay well then Corey

isnt the IB program worthless outside of europe?
@vague copper 1 of my meals would be your 2 week paycheck even if u were full time
lBlIlTlClH
1.5k$
nah its very good, better than Canada school system...
300 is the lowest one
Food
i mean we offer the IB system here
ooh cool
3 star restaurants
IB is much better
its just a waste of time
did u get IB diploma?
slouch u horde yet
I was told to go do it, lucky I did my research and stayed the hell outta there
Yeah
not yet
yikes
nice
tomorrow I will be
IB
I have a sale im doing tomorrow
removing you from btag then
slouch who are you joining
But I literally spent every waking moment doing homework
its certainly better than regular highschool diploma
do I even have you?
no ;/
I have an interview tomorrow and its between Ploppys guild and Addiction
what pathway did u do
Don't worry slouch, even if Xeos is on your btag and you're horde, he still won't play with you
fun who cares about that
apparently remade 🤷
im gonna ask them about it tomorrow
join addiction hehe
;/
synergy or something
cjei is in your guild marz
something like that yeah
what did u write your IB TOK essay on?
the GM of synergy swooped into my dead guilds discord like the hour it disbanded
girl had no chill
i guess she was the GM
@vague copper what did u write you TOK essay on?
Uh
too yung
you should write guides for AMR
Like I don't remember
Highschool was a blur doing homework
i didnt know Uh was such a fascinating topic
0
xeos kys
oof
🗞
Like I barely slept


Thats like showing your participation trophy from 4th grade science fair
same marz
IB diploma is good, better than regular highschool diploma
I mean
okay grayhound
They don't care
wtf would u say is good education
I mean
Multiple bachelors or master
Its pretty much the same curriculum
where did u get urs
Just faster and more homework
Who the fk cares about highschool lmao
again, IB doesnt matter unless you plan on going to UNI in europe
ur in
highschool will help me get into better university
grats
they dont give a fuck about it here
Getting high school diploma is like equivalent to having a pulse
xxFoxyTrumpxx: notices ur nuke OwO what's this?
kimjongdong: glomps guam how do u like it?
xxFoxyTrumpxx: uwu it's so big!!! XD want 2 see my nuke...s?
kimjongdong: yes bb! i want to see ur nukes hugs you and wags tail
xxFoxyTrumpxx: arms nuke r u ready? nuzzles ur pyongyang
kimjongdong: OwO yis! pants, begs for nukes
if i have IB diploma with good mark out of 45 i will go to good university
📌
I don't even go to a Uni
Xeos, actually neck yourself
I go to a technological institute
uh oh
I've gotten into 3 universities here without the IB program just fine 🤷
Abro, i think you should aim for community college
granted one of them was a trade school
i dont want anything that i say pinned in this trash channel filled with idiot retards who smell like hot dog water
abro should aim to pass his special education classes before worrying about college
@spare obsidian ur full of shit, no way ur dinner is 1500$
Its true
I've seen the pictures.
It's true
thought you were in high school corejo

^
Cute af
STANFORD
rich boi cant even buy me nitro
good job u can buy a hoodie
i like stanford
i dont like stanford
@warm forum
:notify:
yeah cuz im never applying to it
you should apply to uc berkeley
why hold onto you stanford hoodie when you got t hat dope discord hoodie 
uc berkeley accepts all kinds of special people
@rough ridge i have a few tbh
oh i know
Still not as many as tshirts
the bullying is still going on 
I think atm im up to like 115 tshirts or so

Moscow State University would be nice to go to
you wouldn't survive a day in russia
right
You do know they dont like retards and gays abro ?
you dont know im from there, both my grandparents are professors at moscow state university and my dad also got his masters from there...
i aint no gay, far from it
rusky boi
tfw gay and retard ;/
denies being gay
@nova dome what are you, homophobic?
doesn't deny being a retard
smdh
dont need to be gay to like tiddies marz
moved to Canada and have been living here ever since
it's 2018 bro

think what u think, i dont have problem with gays... i do have a problem with being called one
that's pretty homophobic abro
did you know it's pride month
the gays are going to lynch you
Come on now, he never said you were gay or retarded, he said that the russians simply don't like them
You took that as him calling you gay and just denied it
earlier he did
smh
lemme scroll up
owo
gonna take forever
And dis is for dinners, sry it doesnt include tip
so?
you said earlier you didn't believe it, that is proof
not rly
still right

not 1500

Tips dont show up on initial post
who gives tips lol
Ppl who arent poor
Not shitty people
eh
Most don't get paid minimum wage
Imagine david growing up in chernobyl, thats abro
because of tips
if you don't give tips in america you're a literal cunt
Abro you live in "meric, no?
meric?
Merica?
merica?
Canada too
america
canada yeah atm
if they serve and i dont like it
Because it's a custom in the US
most other coutnries include the tip in the workers initial earnings, not in america
As in you have to
no tip
Canadians tip
As in if you don't, you're a huge asshole
20-25% is the avg tip here
You aren't tipping the chefs though
15% is acceptable as well
servers ill tip sometimes if they do a good job
Waiters and Waitresses don't
If ur tippin <20% ur bad
15% is like, for delivery
if its good maybe
That's just
20%+ for restaurants if you sit.
I've only once not tipped because the place was dead and took us 30mins to get our orders.
And she was a cunt
I still give like 15% if the service was shit cause those poor saps get dicked for money
^
It does get annoying when u go to a restaurant and they have great service, so you tip like 30-40%, and then credit card calls u, thinking you made a mistake
eh, most servers where i live are students from my school
ill only not tip if im literally being ignored by my server
Ive only not tipped once, but that service was extreme tier bad
Abro, in the US at least, servers make much less than minimum wage because their jobs include tips
@nova dome when we gonna do M+ again? its been like a year.
And tips make up the majority of their livlihood
yeah i know
So why wouldn't you tip
Canada is the same deal iirc
it is
I think our provincial government is
because, usually i dont like the service i get
woah
but I dunno about across the country
?
That's not a reason to not tip though
and not the server
@nova dome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_vivC7c_1k
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@slender schooner at this point we all know its not a maybe
not gonna pay for broken things jsut like im not gonna pay for abd service
K then :D

bad*
yah yah
@faint tartan meh, i tipped well even when in eu, despite not needing to
okay 3.50 is insane low
I think only place i didnt tip sometimes was japan, cuz they would almost fight me about it
no
Much lower Marz
^
i think japan actually pays their workers a decent amount where they don't require tips
it's literally a shitty system
from what ive heard at least
watch the video linked above
They do
I live in NYC, minimum wage is like $11, servers usually make ~$4/hr because they get tips
@spare obsidian what do you even do to buy dinners like that? i would assume you would be meeting clients or something?
go watch the video @nova dome
to be fair, restaurants (in the US) are supposed to pay the difference between the tips earned and what they are paying to ensure you are getting paid at least minimum wage. They cannot pay you below minimum wage. So if you make $0 in tips that week, they would be required to pay you minimum wage.
So if you don't tip and are there for 3 hours...
will do
not that minimum wage is really a prize...
yeah, in most other countries you can still tip and it'll be that extra bonus
@nova dome nah, i just like going out for nice dinners for myself
Grayhound is rich boi
what do you do for work? i would assume you own a business since u went to Harvard business school
and he owns the worst discord in existence
^
kek
Peak of serenity
The discord is fine


how to get banned at h2p join tankchat 
pretty much
Tbh like 2.5 of em, was cuz i didnt wanna ban marzy
@faint tartan what was the point of watching that
im banned from h2p for that reason

u work at a bank?

what do you do at a bank? gotta describe more? whats your job title
lol
what do you mean, the entire video was about tipping @nova dome
I actually don't think he can go into detail
boring video
@nova dome vice president
if you say so marz 
of?
Like a lot
Or did you neglect the part where it says "if you dont tip, your an asshole"
which bank
went in one ear, other the other slouch
A nice one
i dont care if im considered an asshole
:[
which bank
i'm sure he can't say
Even if he could, why would he want to?
^

ima find out which one you work for
Good luck

then ima rob it haha
A, to be young again
he works for Harvard bank

lol
even if you're joking, that's a threat
Imagine being young and thinking you're the hottest shit around
taken at face value

harvard bank?
you should go tweet your intentions abrodus
@nova dome chill with this fam
they really appreciate it when you do that
Gone on long enough
who uses twiter

Just steal the money LOOOOOOOOOL
lol xd
i dont use social media
discord
"i dont use social media"
thats not social media

yes it is
It pretty much is
on discord
hum
im dying
noun
-websites and applications that enable users to create and share content or to participate in social networking.```
it's literally defined in the two words

by social media i meant things like facebook, twiter, instagram and snap chat etc
fucking wat
that girl looks like she'd rail a line of ketamine from a random person in a bathroom
@nova dome shit tier waifu
wtf is this

10:33
yikes this guy lives in my time zone
where u lieve
Gee Abro, it's almost like the world doesn't revolve around you
same...
live*
fuck

aye
i live in alaska
thyme to find thyme
alaska oof



@nova dome I have aproximate emojis of every thing

alaska is cool
yeah its great

i love living in alaska

Sal also has

darn
329840237890347098238432894 smug emotes
thyme lives in alaska too

lol
alaska too?
sera and i are neighbors
smug emotes are the best
I have too many poppy emotes
yeah he and I live in alaska

@rough ridge u and sera are neighbors jsut like greyhound is rich?

greyhound is actually rich tho

so yes
^
i feel greyhound is lying 100%
@rough ridge you got pretty good ping from alaska for thay M+ we did. :^)
you're in spain right
what city in alask thyme?
wait
we've got google fiber in alaska
juneau?
Morcco?
why u keep sending these photos
bois holidays are planned weekend before bfa 
@nova dome still shit tier 
wow
smugdog nice lancer
whats for lunch fallu
its 10:38
est is 4am wtf
tfw you live in cali and therefore the past
oh shit
i mean alaska
Imagine not living in EST
id love to live in EST
just amazed by the fact that someone messaged me asking for prot warrior help!
Fuckkin' west coast heretics
all my e-bois live in EST
this is a sign of things to come!
why would i want to live anywhere near you and lim, sal?
good lord
ppl soon gonna be asking me all the time
Because we can play the game better than you and maybe it'll rub off someday thyme
meatballs @slender schooner



god i wish i had meatballs
It wasn't that good
I hear surgeons in thailand are great at that sort of shit seramore
instead we're eating some classic beefaroni from chef boyardee before bed
i bet they consider that a delicacy in thailand
@vague copper what for lunch döner?
haha
yoo im eating chef boyardee too @slender schooner
@mighty wigeon doner 
hell yeah brother
ravioli baby
copied from germany so use the ö
i feel like SF
im boutta throw this in the microwave for 3 minutes
beeing DMed questions

not good
THATS THE SHIT
GROSS
wait
@midnight cobalt y u rip oof
no
Yes @hoary salmon
they have organic tho
I was retard
yeah
Ele reflect map btw
its a natural value product
First pack of mobs
the easiest to avoid

oh wait maybe it is organic
unless it was like
O WELL ITS GOOD
unidentified
egg
eat egg liss

okay guys we're moving on from xxtra flamin hot cheetos to beefaroni
@brittle pike
@winged gulch
@brittle pike, @brittle pike
@winged gulch? @winged gulch!
@brittle pike @brittle pike @brittle pike
@winged gulch
post ur daily doggu pic @brittle pike
Don't have any new ones but have this instead...
He has ear problems atm so all sheepish
Yeah, a mate has a very similarly coloured doggy as well... Even down the the white spec on the chest and chin
I think it's really common, tho mine's parents weren't black at all
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@brittle pike mine
was same
around 15 kilos
50 sm
but white
and i mean White... Erdel Terier
wow i missed a lot of retarding
Hi oxzi


muting people 

@opal shale 



slept at 7 last night, waking up now at 4 am 
7 am or inch?
I think he meant night
or 15 ellbows

ok u smelly foreigner hope u have a good dumb mcpoop oclock
pepes empire down 
Savage

weebshit 



tofu being on point
you guys missed a fiesta
abrodus being
is most of what i saw
Nothing out of the ordinary
Got it
@mortal forum DM me the details, I’m not reading it all
@mortal forum wut
just





which dog breed
just makes me want to 

malamute?
woah nice
as if u havnt seen my dog photos


:3

can someone explain who the fuck is abdoros or whatever lol
pupper 
┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)


who'm'st is abdoros
marok's successor
Even i wouldnt insult marok like that
sounds like a big idiot
Atleast marok is 11/11

well he said he'll get a better parse so
I remember marok forgetting to repair Friday on argus

To be fair, he wasn’t the only one 
u remember cusmu back peddling off agg platform? 
Remember?
you member thyme too
I have that video saved
link
Also have thyme’s video of him killing the range camp on garothi
Cusmu’s cotank getting hit by a meteor and flying off

abrodus succeeding marok upon getting ce
do it
go to bed already corejo
potent

thats so sad
like in murica they searched for a 4 years old
broke into all houses in the neighborhood and shot one dog
later the girl was on the attic sleeping
murica
i know ur joking but thats a huge mistake on the polices' end or whoever was in charge of the search
Potent is a fun place
shit your fuck off up
but cant find the video
christ he got 1,2m dollar
why'd they shoot the dog
it was his turn





















