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what? no. i thought about how this might be how Sylvanas advertises
and i realised...wrong server
gj
fel hammer autism rn
dh always autism
they pinged @everyone, unlocked the beta key giveaway channel and started banning people for spamming 
looks more like spanish
omegalul
btw
I wonder why we have so little ppl from latin america here and in skyhold
are they hiding?
probably because it's an english speaking server
and if they are BR you don't realize it because they're not speaking portuguese/spanish
I thought about it
but
being here for more than 2 years already
I'm yet to find a single BR coming out
why would they lol
why would they not

Closest thing to a br here is badu
who would've thought you could get some of it here
nah
badu is BR hater
At least I've been there
unlike him
@robust burrow Iβm br....
@tacit jasper you see, they do inhabit skyhold after all
And what a mystery it was 
What a boring ea press
i wanna thank y'all truely from the bottom of my heart for letting me get a beta key
even tho u dindu nufin
haha FANNY
Are you actually gonna play tho
,maybe alittle
1 chaos 1 alc
I mean
I have all my money in gear
probably got like
4? exalts in gear
so yh
pretty broke

What build are you playing?
ill pay u 10 chaos to fuck off
wait why would i pay u if i can block for free 
because you will get curious from the "blocked message" and read them anyway
nah
you say that now
nice
actually doing chaos recipes 
I could never play hc in PoE
there's too much random shit that can outright kill you



badu is the cornmister
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get a ps4 boy
all the other games are so confusing
i was just talking to clutch, if you get 1.5 + 2.5, start with 1 and 2, then start with the others
yea cept a playstation is expensive
is there an edition with all the games together out there?
1.5 + 2.5
I barely afford my @mortal forum noodles π
2.8 is just 3d drop distance and the kh3 "demo"
1.5 + 2.5 has literally everything except for the precursor to 3
gn π
cya slouch
1, 2, BBS, chain of memories
kk sera
well @faint tartan
ramen packets are actually expensive
for a $:meal ratio
i can cook a 3course meal at home for under $5
40 euros 
with dessert

@mortal forum is cheap

tfw ur allergic to eggs
i dont sell myself out like Marz
chicken is the cheapest in america no
i dont cook so i have no idea but pre-cooked is fairly cheap
the most i do is pan fry a $5 ham
thats already expensive >_<
i guess but it lasts for a few days
my appetite drops really hard once im on the diet
Putlocker as last resort, Exodus app on Kodi works well
2 months btw
i wanna say 7 months of netflix is probably better value


when do i get my second wish
what is it
Β―_(γ)_/Β―

ask muhrock

that was meant for somewhere else
he wants someone to fix their guild application


very demanding
well i'd need a picture of corejo laughing first, and RR is pretty neat
never
yeh but thats during bfa levelling time
wanting to level

holy shit kruul as prot pal is too easy
Used to be insanely hard
the skin is cool 
now gotta get the retardin one
without knowing what to press for damage
just spam divine storm i guess
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYUrYPSO93bq0q_LrNx-K0CNWJc8wcgva this is upsetting how accurate it is
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and im falling asleep and shes falling asleep and hes falling asleep and shes falling asleep


10pm -5 am

@vague copper nice profile pic 

@plucky vale ty
Poppy players deserve to be gunned down in the street
@vivid pine @plucky vale I play darius more than poppy
So why not a darius avataer
he wouldn't fuck darius
i wouldn't
@plucky vale Do you play THE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
yeA DUDE
sorry currently trying to persuade the mage in my guild thjere is actually a hard enrage on argus m
pretty sure we already had this conversation
But she Is bad
Listen
@vague copper WHATS UR NAME
So she is only rarely fun
I play arms
Poppy is like a bad Ploppy
@plucky vale

jesus christ
Thats what they all say
Im at work for another hour
ty dad
anything for u son
@vivid pine, welcome to Skyhold! Please go over the server rules in #148872210742771712. Before asking a question, go over all of the available guides and resources in #268491842637660160; many frequently asked questions are answered there. Remember to check the Pinned Messages in each text channel for additional information. You can do so by clicking the Pin icon at the top right of your Discord window: http://i.imgur.com/TuYQkjJ.png. If you're unable to find an answer to your question or if you need clarification on something, please ask! That's what we're here for. π We hope you enjoy your time in Skyhold!


@vivid pine, welcome to Skyhold! Please go over the server rules in #148872210742771712. Before asking a question, go over all of the available guides and resources in #268491842637660160; many frequently asked questions are answered there. Remember to check the Pinned Messages in each text channel for additional information. You can do so by clicking the Pin icon at the top right of your Discord window: http://i.imgur.com/TuYQkjJ.png. If you're unable to find an answer to your question or if you need clarification on something, please ask! That's what we're here for. π We hope you enjoy your time in Skyhold!
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@vivid pine , welcome to Skyhold! Please go over the server rules in #148872210742771712. Before asking a question, go over all of the available guides and resources in #268491842637660160; many frequently asked questions are answered there. Remember to check the Pinned Messages in each text channel for additional information. You can do so by clicking the Pin icon at the top right of your Discord window: http://i.imgur.com/TuYQkjJ.png. If you're unable to find an answer to your question or if you need clarification on something, please ask! That's what we're here for. π We hope you enjoy your time in Skyhold!
@vivid pine boolie
very unlikely
somebody post the highest recorded CoF
isnt mine, just saw a hunter with titanslayer and inspected them
not being a teemo main in 2018 


fuck me
got mother group
...
riiiiip gotta wait another 30 mins
was hoping for fresh with taloc
slow? i got group in 5 mins @vague copper
The spec is slow
no u
Yes u
me too thanks
π
i know prot is slow
makes me sad
i am gonna miss current prot
could go play fury
idk if it will be fast enough for me
Its literally the fastest spec in the game
its not like it has 120% haste at all times
Its damn near
You shoulda played FR Arms
playing it right now

im def gonna get tendonitis
playing fury
im like showing signs already from playing prot
idk i never played arms back then
@errant summit kys

leaks
Fury looks to be action packed in BFA
too much
my index finger feels numb right now
pressing so much shit
i feel like blizz is gonna change that
the more i play fury
on beta
the more i am starting to like it
i like it
i like it a lot
@nova dome
what
hi
oh
π¬
Abrodus you should block Xeos, he's my guildie and I cant even put up with him.
haha yeah @warm forum
haha yeah @warm forum
yeah
u never speak
i know
You should apply
lmao
I speak plenty on progress
Yeah Lala raids 2 days a week for 8hrs
yeah
what times tho
idk
Lethal is a big trap it has xeos in it
sf cant kick

Marok woah
mean
They can't do anything

srry that was toxic
i'll join keladehold when you get stormforged
over my dead body


quiet marok, imna get better parse than u
@errant summit when can SF pin
.
soon
when

that's not much of an achievement
pls
lolz, anything is good
I guess anyone can look at our current sf standard and think they can get it too tho
yo therorycrafter, theorycraft a way for me to become SF
dont even have to theorycraft to be SF
Probably delete your discord acc and come back with a new name
marok doesnt theorycraft and he owns the joint
nah ill keep my name
there are quite a few rules about becoming sf
When do I get SF though @errant summit
one of them is "don't be abrodus"
@noble sigil right now
That list is a bit longer macro
toxic stays outside of public channels
I'm even a talky boy now.
Bruu
@errant summit neck urself
...
adam
toxin
Bin all
no
no, you don't have any arms
next xpac ima go hard
<Secretly a Shadowpriest>
i want prot rank
too bad

6 is not that much 
um
5 is what most ppl do, cosmo got 100 by doing that only 1 time
if i do that each time... imagine!
My record on mythic is 14 in P1 :^)
this guild is like we dont care how many scythe u take
And not get lobbed
You could do what actually kills the boss instead, as crazy as that is.
@vague copper @warm forum cant cheese mythic kills, no rank 1 for him
it would help me get good parse top 10 100%
I'm sure taking 6 scythes is very optimal in last phase
youll just never kill the boss
and your raid will get raped by balls
@twilit belfry should go take a look at heroic argus
heroic 
abrodus lemme know when you get kicked because you wipe the raid trying to parse on everything
taking bets
i never wipe raid
whether or not you pass your trial
ill pledge $100/month if u pass
marok makes me odyn if you fail
The guild isn't trialing you if you can parse
marok if i pass my trial with 6-7 scythe each time make me SF
The guild is going to trial you to see if you can stay alive

and do mechanics
@nova dome absolutely not
and be online 24/7 helping out
Donβt you have school in the daytime or something
ima do parse guide
X d
parse guide is best guide

then youll have 2 tanks wiping the raid trying to parse 
right
i wont wipe raid
this RL is saying dont care how many u do just no more than 8
Go for 10! Go for 10!
caring about parses
caring about tanks parses
I heard if you never die you get sf 
never die
HEROES
NEVER
DIE


death is meh, ive wiped a raid on purpose cuz i had like an 80 parse
oh my god
I would never want anyone like that in my raid
ever
I gkicked those type of people
lol
not rly
Wow, you must be a really terrible person
scummiest thing u can do is leave guild for another and lie about it
thats like way worse
but it's still pretty bad isn't it
it's like
abrodus what guild are you in
you decide to use soul capacitor and the wod legendary ring
Because you got a shitty parse
none atm
lol i wonder why
it will probably stay that way
Wait, you gave them little notice?
i told em
Yeah...
Like 2days notice is terrible
5 days
I did that once and feel like garbage for doing it
abrodus do you wanna join my guild
@noble sigil
what are raid times
tues-thursday 7-11pm
????
@nova dome my guild is recruiting tanks
what
what time zone
Interested?
central
Lol
rip
ok we're not on the same page
i can only do 10 pm pst +
darn ;/
We can change the raid times so you can make it
I heard you have good parses though
i think their guild name is impotent

whats that
hugh
there is this one guild called parse culture, i wish their times worked for me
they would understand if i wiped them for parse reasons
right?
No
lol joking
I can get you in if you want
@errant summit 
i dont need u to get me in, ur being like ramen... so annoying
yeah
you should definitely apply to parse culture
lol 1% argus wipe cuz my parse was 80

but guys
Sometimes when i fuck up at work i go to off topic in warrior discord and i think to myself "Atleast im not this retarded"
why dont u sleep then?
oof

Oh ya know

lolz
You ready to raid 16+ hours?
They'd enjoy you wiping them
except for like 5 guilds
i can raid for a long time
Good players don't have to

LOL
toxic


police
whos ready to see some footage of weeb souls on tuesday
i should start a twitch called abrodus1

i am 18, my birthday is every day... gonna be 19 in a few mins
why everyone deleting messages
police arrived
oh no
but yeah, ima make guides and spreadsheets! then ima become helpful and not annoying/toxic
shaundar you are here pretty often 
gonna make some pin worthy things
fuck corejo
im here because @vague copper has infested our guild discord with furry porn

corejo teaching me how to be arms and SF, says i gotta stop talking
idk if thats very helpful
since @noble sigil isnt gonan be SF cuz he doesnt talk enough
means i gotta talk the most
DB?
daybreak
Offtopic active and i was sleeping
rip
@nova dome i have better parses than corejo, let me teach you
Oof
nah
corejo still arms?
OOF
i actually liek corejo

well i'm happy someone likes him
@fathom rock i wish parse culture raider 30 mins later
they are 30 misn too early for me :/
wouldve applied 100%
idk if i wouldve made it tho haha
Oh ya know
Explain 
yikes
annoying, maybe in the future ill join parse culture

That looks cool
Cojo, keep that stuff on your own server
thats cool
hahahahaha


Get that furry shit outta my warrior discord
@mortal forum when we gonna do M+ man...

Still waiting.
i should become like sal
ramen wut
should probably go pick up my cache
we needed 3 days to rekill argus 
@nova dome how you gonna jump from 5 digit rank to 2 digit rank
ima prettend im sal
gross, why
and then un sunday poof 15 minutes argus dead
@nova dome get a mustache
Being like Sal is a good joke :^)
Sal is well known for his great mustache
I feel like you're trying to meme me
clean shave is best
and sal does it to himself daily anyways
yes astoria
not very well known then, didnt know sal had a stach
Can we get a FeelsSalMan?
the stache is sal
Abrodus did your guild even kill aggra yet ?

Or did you get lob'd again ?
uh ditched that
the body around it is just a sleeve
going to a 11/11
π
lol
β’
So you got lob'd
christ
Tfw guild hop so much and still not 11/11

and got a trial in a 11/11 guild
yeah
they asked for parse
ramen wat
then i send
Imagine guild hopping more than Corey and Marok and still not being 11/11
they say we want to trial u right away

Its like special olympics, where the guy jumping broke both of his legs and arms
9/11
okay
Trialing a tank because of his logs 
the last two bosses are WAY harder than anything else
-_-
atleast, pre-nerf agg
mods worse than the time i got banned from ES server by bink
post-nerf agg is a joke

Imagine being an 11/11M guild and trialing a 9/11M tank who presumably has no Argus experience

well shenk you dont want to trial a tank with grey logs 
they must purely be going off of his logs if they've never seen him interact with people on a discord
true
Cuttin edge of a butter knife
@nova dome sure, ill reserve our first sale 4 u
@pseudo river we trialed a 7/11 tank he passed and is 11/11 after 2 ids
well he is not a fucking monkey
ima be 11/11 this week if all goes well
@mighty wigeon i was gonna asknif you were trialing @errant summit , but i guess not :(
do you have cutting edge for anything
i dont wanna buy ur shit grayhound

Ima a bus beep beep
i started raiding like 1 month into ABT
kek gray
50% of our guild has been banned by bink on some server at this point 
shaun wut
kept going
which server
I think you actually have guild hopped more than Corey
acherus
Damn
either ES or archerus
Serious achievement points rt
beep beep
wait bink is mod at archerus?
π
i guild hop quite a bit
yes
Why not just go to an actual guild the first hop
Where isn't Bink a mod
well leader of shamans
skyhold
who is @spare obsidian
i mean, he might as well be
and nearly killed it with pepe shit
Cojo guild hops cause he kills the guilds tho
π
Abro do you not play a Paladin?
Yes who is @spare obsidian
or rogue
pally sucks

fsy gray 
He's Theck's replacement

#FSYBoiz
Please don't ask me who Theck is
theck?
I'll ban you
SAL

DO IT
ban him
greetings fromk raze
lol
COMMIT
ur b& kid
cy@
what ever haha
π
ello sera
The cool guys took over the usual offtopic autism 
Dont you want some davod here
well david is not here so
he is unbanned
@pallid sky
Oh
@fast cosmos
i can't ping david
@wes @bruu
muted

LUL
@midnight cobalt 
@slappa
@bruu
Guess I have to go to potent discord for that
Is potent 11/11 yet ?
yes
some idiot shadowpriest got the mount
π€
still got no mount 
That mount is hella ugly tho
guess whos back
Only used it once
double action
Double the gay
jesus chrsit there's two of them
fuck did u just call me
U fucking gay
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Abrodus. u wouldnt say this shit to him, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.
oh boy
marz dont
Marz, no go away
π
There is two of us one of you!
there is two of us 1 of you!
A subpar monkey, with small peepee allstar scores, who can only clear content 5 month later after 4 sets of nerfs, and is unable to even do that for most tiers
hey whats up marz
i didnt start raiding till 1-1.5 months into ABT, next xpac CE each tier
With orange + average for dps
who are u anyways

Imagine talkin about tank parses, while not even top50, on a dead ass spec, during a dead ass expansion
Thats like competing in special olympics and still losin
i am top 50 on most fights ive done
He's the tank for the #9 guild in the world
Grayhound calm down π
which is?
i wasnt there
Lim, imagine maining DPS and talking shit about other tanks
grayhound for some reason has a grudge about me
He's a ppaladin, they all have a holy stick up their ass
is he blueprint?
Im a multi class, multi spec, multi role top10 bik dik parser
not far off
Co-founder of Hammer of Wrath, Owner of Tankchat, Moderator of Ravenholdt, raided in SPK and currently in FSY
inb4 "I'd rather ride the bench then be some dumb shitty tank spec lol nice mustache sal"
correct me if i'm wrong lim
same
π
i honestly could care less about who u are greyhound
Different is, im not gonna cuck myself and hammer my nuts with nails into walls, to play tank
@nova dome hiiii
Neither am I
























