off-topic

[midnight cobalt]

I'm dissing you

[nova dome]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IecNbQNU1M

hovey benjamin has some funny stuff

[vague copper]

Imagine having such a low self esteem you have to diss a 12 year old on the internet

[midnight cobalt]

got me

[nova dome]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQs_mVv6csc

[vague copper]

That video cured my good judgment

[opal shale]

[brittle pike]

Die

[vague copper]

No you

[opal shale]

Die was?

[brittle pike]

Ein schweinsteiger

[opal shale]

i know that's a footballer

aand that's about it

[brittle pike]

@vague copper

[vague copper]

@brittle pike

[brittle pike]

When you gonna bake muffins?

[vague copper]

soon tm

[brittle pike]

Or deep fry them or w/e

[vague copper]

Im baking muffins idiot

"Why are your banana's brown"

smh

[brittle pike]

Don't believe you

Why you keep nanas in the fridge? That's why they go so brown

[vague copper]

They're in the freezer

you dumbo

[brittle pike]

Frozen banas

[vague copper]

Brown = sweet

Sweet = bread

[brittle pike]

Ran out of dildos???

[vague copper]

you MONG

[nova dome]

exactly

brown bananas

r best for smoothies and stuff

[brittle pike]

Just eat it like a normal person jeez

None of this fancy deep fried nonsense

[nova dome]

oh sorry

[vague copper]

Deep Frying wings is good tho

[mighty wigeon]

canada is murica light

change my mind

[vague copper]

p much

[nova dome]

deep fried cream puffs

[brittle pike]

Tbh KFC is defo my favouritest chicken meal besides momas home made roast dinners

[vague copper]

Not even denying that

KFC

Good

[brittle pike]

Canada is like green milk to muricas blue

[opal shale]

[brittle pike]

And us Brits are red

[opal shale]

us aussies are orange

[vague copper]

what the fuck is green milk

hello

[mighty wigeon]

diet atm kill me

[nova dome]

yeah idgi

[mighty wigeon]

[vague copper]

Green milk here is 0% fat

and its basically water

[mighty wigeon]

980 kcal after lunch

kill me

[vague copper]

980k cals??

[nova dome]

[vague copper]

HOLYYYYYY

[mighty wigeon]

kcals

[vague copper]

whoosh

[opal shale]

1 million calzones

[mighty wigeon]

thats a coke in canada

[nova dome]

[mighty wigeon]

[rough ridge]

gains for days

[vague copper]

Idk how many cals a coke is

[nova dome]

lol how do ppl get fat like just stop eating so much ehehe

[opal shale]

its like 200

depends how big they are in freedom land

[midnight cobalt]

It's kcals

not cals

[brittle pike]

@vague copper

[rough ridge]

https://puu.sh/AAIbm/b32f5ce5d4.png

[midnight cobalt]

0.5l is probably 200kcal

almost

[vague copper]

ah

[opal shale]

yea that's a smaller

coke tho

we sell them 600 mL so it's a bit over 200

idc i haven't drunk a coke with sugar for years

[midnight cobalt]

ZERO COKE??

[vague copper]

@brittle pike For us it's Green 0%, Blue 1%, Pink 2%, Red is whole

[midnight cobalt]

pepsi max > zero coke

[opal shale]

they call it coke no sugar here now

because people were too dumb to realise that coke zero had no sugar

[mighty wigeon]

zero here soon

the green one

comes soon

[brittle pike]

@vague copper that colour scheme blows my mind lol

[mighty wigeon]

endivia or how its calledß

[opal shale]

@midnight cobalt

[vague copper]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[opal shale]

i like pepsi max too

but i also like coke zero

[vague copper]

https://taldepot.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/c/e/ce-1224-le.jpg

coke life or die

[brittle pike]

We got a sugar tax recently

[midnight cobalt]

the fuck

[opal shale]

@vague copper hahaha

[nova dome]

what the fuck is that

[mighty wigeon]

earttu classic uk

[opal shale]

look how wrong you are

[nova dome]

broccoli zero?

[brittle pike]

Mcdolans doesn't even serve coke classic no mo

[rough ridge]

😬

[midnight cobalt]

I'm thinking of food

should I

and what should I order

[nova dome]

???

[mighty wigeon]

nothing

[nova dome]

what are ur options

[rough ridge]

Coca-Cola Life is a lower-calorie version of Coca-Cola, made using stevia and sugar as sweeteners. It has 27 kilocalories/100 mL, containing only 60% of the calories of regular Coca-Cola

[midnight cobalt]

Like kebab/chinese/pizza/hamburger

[nova dome]

gross

[rough ridge]

indeed

[vague copper]

It uses Stevia/Sugar Cane

[opal shale]

coke life and pepsi next are both

[brittle pike]

Here's an idea,drink water omg FFS nobs

[vague copper]

Doner kebab

DONER KEBAB

[mighty wigeon]

soon cancer reports from stevia

[rough ridge]

stevia is not sugar cane

[nova dome]

id go chinese personally

[midnight cobalt]

kebab for me is doner kebab

[vague copper]

they use

BOTH

u fool

[midnight cobalt]

Dunno what else kind of kebabs there even is tbh

[rough ridge]

stevia is artificial sweetener

[opal shale]

i thought you guys used corn syrup

[brittle pike]

Doner kebab 👎

[opal shale]

in drinks

[vague copper]

Mostly yeah

Coke life uses Stevia/Cane Sugar

like, both

[opal shale]

from australia

[rough ridge]

can still find sugar cane coke

[vague copper]

Its in Mexico

[rough ridge]

yeah, they're mostly in mexican shops or food trucks

xD

[brittle pike]

Mfw muricans think sugar cane is a new fangled healthy option 🤔

[rough ridge]

never said it was new, just tastes better

[vague copper]

Better than Corn Syrup

[opal shale]

we just call it sugar

[rough ridge]

rightfully so

[brittle pike]

Ofc it does, it's actual sugar not a corn derivative 😬

[opal shale]

sugar is the reason we keep queensland in the federation

[vague copper]

Corn syrup is ASS

[opal shale]

otherwise we'd let it secede

[vague copper]

Also

https://i.imgur.com/3WzmlyH.png

[brittle pike]

Hah wadner

[vague copper]

Doner are bis

thats not even all of them

[brittle pike]

Doner is diagustang non animal "meat"

[midnight cobalt]

I mean, that's huge city

[nova dome]

i just eat whatever cancer i think looks good in the store

[vague copper]

"huge"

[brittle pike]

Floor sweepings shoved in a pita

[midnight cobalt]

The restaurants are pretty far away

Well

[vague copper]

Its like 1mil people

[midnight cobalt]

So it's huge?

[mighty wigeon]

cum joke here

wtf

[nova dome]

[vague copper]

FUN FACT

[brittle pike]

Floor sweepings

And cum

[vague copper]

most doner meat is processed here

in my city

[brittle pike]

That's not a good thing

[mighty wigeon]

its döner

omg

[vague copper]

I DONT HAVE

[mighty wigeon]

jerman copy

[vague copper]

A FUCKING

[midnight cobalt]

http://puu.sh/AAIjs/4cf3f14532.jpg @vague copper 100k people city

[vague copper]

NUMPAD

OK

[midnight cobalt]

And "that's not all of them"

[vague copper]

Well

The city I'm in

is 60k

[brittle pike]

Joe

[vague copper]

If you look on the map

its 2 cities

[nova dome]

just a small town girl

[brittle pike]

You've had too many e numbers haven't you?

[vague copper]

e numbers

???????

[brittle pike]

Too much fizzy pop

[vague copper]

I've only had tea

ty

[midnight cobalt]

But it's still much larger area

• with bigger population

[tropic stream]

big spider ok

The Goliath Birdeater is the largest Species of Spider, spanning up to 11 CM, the size of a dinnerplat

[mighty wigeon]

PURGE

[vague copper]

Google wont show all of them

[midnight cobalt]

Not for me either

[opal shale]

🕷

[tropic stream]

imagine that spider on ur wall

[nova dome]

[tropic stream]

in your room

[mighty wigeon]

visit canada yes no

[brittle pike]

@vague copper

[vague copper]

If you go to Canda

[opal shale]

it looks cuddly

[vague copper]

Theres only like

5 good places to go

[winged gulch]

Alberta?

[brittle pike]

Purgatory

[vague copper]

Vancouver, Banff, Toronto, Ottawa and somehere on the east coast

[mighty wigeon]

landscape shit?

always wanted to cuddle a grizzly

[vague copper]

More like

Thats all the big cities with things to do

although banff is smol

[winged gulch]

Grizzly wings?

[vague copper]

but nice nice mountains

[mighty wigeon]

cool

[vague copper]

https://www.banffjaspercollection.com/Brewster/media/Images/Brewster-Sightseeing/Explore-Jasper/CL-Explore-Jasper-Spirit-Island.jpg?ext=.jpg&requiredtype=image&defaultfilepath=~/App_Themes/Default/Images/No-Card-Image.png&maxsidesize=220

[opal shale]

[vague copper]

Thats more near jasper

but its MEGA

nice

[nova dome]

[brittle pike]

I can see Nessie

[nova dome]

i went to the grand canyon like a month ago

it was big

[mighty wigeon]

thats what she

:x

[opal shale]

[vague copper]

Just whatever you do

Don't go to Saskatchewan

Or Manitoba

[opal shale]

i don't even want to say saskatchewan

let alone go there

[nova dome]

[vague copper]

Saskatchewan is so flat

You can stand at the north end and see the southern end

Its just

Farm land

And Manitoba is just wetlands and mosquito's fucking everywher

[nova dome]

living by water in mosquitoland

[vague copper]

Alberta sucks for it too

River central

[nova dome]

do u get those wasps

that make nests in the fucking ground

[midnight cobalt]

feelsbadman

[tacit jasper]

pleb again

[nova dome]

rip

[midnight cobalt]

[nova dome]

skyhold mods r some mad fuckin lads

removing ppls ranks as a joke

[midnight cobalt]

carjo is on his period

dont worry

[hollow hemlock]

🇫 memeforged

never forget

[vague copper]

He's to 🅱ussy to fight me

[midnight cobalt]

x d

[vague copper]

"but its child abuse"

I say

[hollow hemlock]

Also

[nova dome]

yeah too 🅱 ussy eating kebabs

[hollow hemlock]

Corejo that pin

[vague copper]

excuses

[hollow hemlock]

You're the one with a female panda pic

🤔

[midnight cobalt]

http://puu.sh/AAIEv/0203511bc3.jpg

[vague copper]

Yeah

[nova dome]

thats part of the joke tho

[vague copper]

ur point

[hollow hemlock]

kys

[nova dome]

oof

[vague copper]

not if i do it first

wait

[hollow hemlock]

[nova dome]

no me first plz

[normal prawn]

[hollow hemlock]

👏 suicide 👏 pact 👏

[vague copper]

with him?

I'd rather die

[hollow hemlock]

nice meme

[nova dome]

oof

[vague copper]

https://i.imgur.com/n1eIPyI.png

me irl

[hollow hemlock]

lol

[mighty wigeon]

fallu burn

[hollow hemlock]

being on the PC in your sleep

X to doubt

[vague copper]

[midnight cobalt]

http://puu.sh/AAIH0/f1837aaa13.png rules of carjo twitch btw

[vague copper]

just dont be rude

[nova dome]

@vague copper suck my farts

[vague copper]

u fucking IDIOT

[nova dome]

[midnight cobalt]

[hollow hemlock]

the absolute madman

[rough ridge]

[midnight cobalt]

Hey I don't have that one

[vague copper]

It's actually been so long

[midnight cobalt]

Thyme gib link

[vague copper]

Since I've had a real juicebox

[rough ridge]

let me find it

[midnight cobalt]

Since you wanked off?

[vague copper]

dude if tea came in juiceboxes

sign me the fuck up

[nova dome]

id be happy to even drink water out of juiceboxes

[vague copper]

sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[rough ridge]

https://discord.gg/s2ZaQHv

[nova dome]

wow they welcome u

thats so wholesome

[vague copper]

it really makes you think

wait, no

[midnight cobalt]

uhh

[mighty wigeon]

thanks

[vague copper]

I haven't had a single thought all day

[mighty wigeon]

thyme

[midnight cobalt]

invited me to nsfw channel

hello

[nova dome]

same

[midnight cobalt]

Might've been my work computer

[mighty wigeon]

same

[midnight cobalt]

[vague copper]

[nova dome]

[mighty wigeon]

hand valkyr to me thanks

[midnight cobalt]

[nova dome]

when is skyhold

getting a #nsfw

[midnight cobalt]

[mighty wigeon]

ye

we need it

[tacit jasper]

never i hope

[mighty wigeon]

and h2p banned club when

[vague copper]

psh

[tacit jasper]

skyhold is still sane enough

[vague copper]

You never had H2P tell you to kys

[nova dome]

fel hammer has nsfw

[vague copper]

2 dh discords

xd

[midnight cobalt]

Felhammer

[vague copper]

This hasn't aged well

@umbral spoke

[nova dome]

what's arms

🤔

[hollow hemlock]

^

I predicted fury would come out on top

Cause I had a time machine

Just saying

[nova dome]

oh for t21

which is better

ok gotcha

[vague copper]

.1% better

3 weeks antorus balancing

[nova dome]

i wish

[vague copper]

[nova dome]

[hollow hemlock]

Prove me wrong

[vague copper]

I can just ban you

:)

[hollow hemlock]

????

or don't

[nova dome]

bans no fun

wouldnt recommend

[hollow hemlock]

You're just jealous cause you don't have a time machine

weeb empire sucks

doesn't even have global emotes

[mighty wigeon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/238061143497768960/426691580783755274/unknown.png

[hollow hemlock]

lmao

someone with photoshop skills should make that

[nova dome]

but why

[mighty wigeon]

true

[hollow hemlock]

he unmakes guilds

[mighty wigeon]

corejo the guild unmaker

[hollow hemlock]

Carjo the unmaker

[vague copper]

Daybreak is alive

Except we only did 1 boss today

xd

only 3 heals on

[mighty wigeon]

wowtrack down cant see your old guilds

[hollow hemlock]

I have 2 tanks 5 healers for my guild now

rank 1 soon

[mighty wigeon]

alts or?

[hollow hemlock]

[vague copper]

Potent v2

[hollow hemlock]

yikes

[vague copper]

Except Potent actually killed argus

[hollow hemlock]

2 toxic 4 me

weekend raiding

🤢

[mighty wigeon]

we just killed garothi and aggramar

and not argus

[hollow hemlock]

the dream

[mighty wigeon]

first time fury there yikes

[hollow hemlock]

Are you an arms player?

[mighty wigeon]

no

[hollow hemlock]

prot 🤔

[mighty wigeon]

3rd tank

[hollow hemlock]

oh ok

[mighty wigeon]

so chill

[hollow hemlock]

It's ok

You can play Arms if you like

[nova dome]

need a new kpop avatar

[mighty wigeon]

play around other melee no thanks

[hollow hemlock]

@nova dome

[tacit jasper]

One must be above 2000 iq to join sacrilege

[nova dome]

who's that

[hollow hemlock]

dunno

uhhh

Nayeon

[nova dome]

yes yes she is good

[hollow hemlock]

lol

[mighty wigeon]

kpop

[hollow hemlock]

@tacit jasper dw, 120 is sufficient

[tacit jasper]

Sadly my peak is 10

[hollow hemlock]

unlucky

[vague copper]

general forums

[hollow hemlock]

the square root of your IQ has to be higher than your score on the autism spectrum test

[tacit jasper]

Guess i will have to kms now

[vague copper]

when servera are down

[tacit jasper]

Report sacrilege to h2p and amr pls

[hollow hemlock]

toxic guild

tru

[prime fossil]

there are no wow forums worth reading anymore

[hollow hemlock]

the beta forums are ok

a couple decent posts

[mighty wigeon]

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/wow/topic/20762297692

classic

[prime fossil]

you have to dig through piles of garbage to find a single, constructive post in the beta forums

which is why people dont bother making constructive posts

[nova dome]

@ archimtiros

[mighty wigeon]

problem is most well written consturctive posts get no blues

and shit like fix it blizzard gets a reply by ion

the druid who posted 4 month every day fix it in a thread

[nova dome]

i think the way we have it is pretty good

we get to bitch about everything here like we want to and archi tells them what we/he wants

and they listen to him because

big brain

ig

[vague copper]

is sodapooping gay???¿¿¿¿???

[nova dome]

stop

u need

[mighty wigeon]

is he

[nova dome]

to

[mighty wigeon]

[nova dome]

and die

[mighty wigeon]

like enh still got no post about their class

[prime fossil]

checked pins for the answer wether soda is gay or not

was disappointed

[hollow hemlock]

the mitch inquisition

[nova dome]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dn1ruUBeKc

[prime fossil]

The thing about the official forums is the same as with YT. I think Asmon made a decent comparison a few days back.
If he puts in a lot of effort to make a detailed guide for whatever the video gets like 10k views, if he makes a video about Anduin being gay it gets like 1m views in a day

thats pretty much how officials work

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[nova dome]

because talking about how the game plays is boring

[hollow hemlock]

Have you been to r/wow?

like within the last year

[nova dome]

/r/wow

big yikers

[hollow hemlock]

It's so bad lol

[prime fossil]

is 99% fanart

[hollow hemlock]

It's 50%: some picture from ingame that doesn't show anything interesting
20%: I'm a new player look at me
20%: OC
9%: bad memes that aren't rly funny

[mighty wigeon]

@mortal forum your old guild killed argus right? i want a video from the clicking guardian

[brittle pike]

@winged gulch yo what server are you in again?

[green lodge]

WHERES DAVE

DAVE

I GOUND A SHAVS

Found

IT IS MY LUCKY DAY

TONIGHT ARGUS DIE

OR I OWE SKYHOLD 50

[hoary salmon]

nice

[green lodge]

I identified it and it’s shit rolls

I knew I should have left it as a mystery

[winged gulch]

@brittle pike#005ravencrest

[brittle pike]

boo rip

[winged gulch]

why manki

[fathom rock]

@winged gulch https://youtu.be/A01VgkqASzA

[rough ridge]

[brittle pike]

@winged gulch cause i on kazzak nao 😛

[hollow hemlock]

yikes

[hoary salmon]

yaikz u

[hollow hemlock]

no

[normal prawn]

This oxzidude

Such a bad memer

Discount mgll

[rough ridge]

no u

[normal prawn]

[nova dome]

no offense taken

[umbral spoke]

@vague copper I love getting pinged

[hoary salmon]

i agree with badu

chinese knockoff mgll

[tacit jasper]

@umbral spoke

[errant summit]

@umbral spoke

[hoary salmon]

marok

when are you giving me beta

[fathom rock]

@vague copper

[errant summit]

@hoary salmon i saw ur giveaway entry

i blocked u

[hoary salmon]

thank

s

[rough ridge]

[kind cedar]

[nova dome]

Lol @errant summit

That's rly funny

[kind cedar]

[nova dome]

Yeh

I don't need give away

Blizz gives me beta

I'm so surprised ppl like Cosmo and thyme haven't blocked me yet, I ask em so many questions

[tacit jasper]

@hoary salmon got you in #announcements

[vague copper]

@umbral spoke

[nova dome]

https://i.imgur.com/RyySjwL.gifv

[nova dome]

any1 else watch that vegas knights pregame show

[mighty wigeon]

enh shaman atm

[warm forum]

ele actually pumps on beta

they should all reroll to that spec

[hollow hemlock]

The talent tree is also utter garbage, though

[winged gulch]

i like new arms build

especialy 35% exe

[hollow hemlock]

🤔 How about the fact that you can actually press buttons now?

[winged gulch]

i can press butons whereever i want

on the other hand is that maybe this will lead me to nowere

[quick pendant]

https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/08/us/anthony-bourdain-obit/index.html

[opal shale]

[plucky vale]

[mighty wigeon]

[fathom rock]

[tropic stream]

interesting

[eager marsh]

those electric bikes are ruining the sport I tell you

[vivid pine]

@nova dome @vague copper @rough ridge

[nova dome]

yo

[vivid pine]

Hello

[nova dome]

gonna be horde soon

[vivid pine]

I am sober

[nova dome]

thats good

[vivid pine]

Nice

[nova dome]

random ping again

[rough ridge]

no you aren't

[vivid pine]

I am

[rough ridge]

big lies

[vivid pine]

Thyme big lie

[nova dome]

i need to find a way to tell my RL "im leaving" without drama

[vivid pine]

Tell marok you will replace him

[nova dome]

lol

[vivid pine]

Ez tank spot in otwnt

[nova dome]

im going to tichondrious US,

i actually feel bad about leaving this guild but they jsut pissed me off so much

[vivid pine]

Wtf svut server

[nova dome]

https://www.wowprogress.com/pve/us/tichondrius

i butchered spelling

this server

gonna trial with Ex Nihilum

[vivid pine]

[nova dome]

what

[vivid pine]

@ripe obsidian

[nova dome]

whats that supposed to mean

[vivid pine]

Idk

Fuck na dguilds

[nova dome]

fucking hate how all SF use emoji, cant understand anything

why u ping ploppy now

[vivid pine]

[nova dome]

u know what

ima just say to my RL

im leaving (insert emoji)

[vivid pine]

[rough ridge]

[nova dome]

haha

need something good to day tho lol

but next week ive evolved

into orc

[woven cape]

[warm forum]

orc 🤢

[vivid pine]

[nova dome]

orc is good

straight back orc is my dream body type 💪

[vivid pine]

Mmmm

U love body types

[nova dome]

i meant i want to have body like a straight back orc, muscle!

[faint tartan]

gotta spend some time at the gym for that

[nova dome]

anyways, time to think about what to say

@faint tartan ur the expert on that lol

personal trainer

haha

[vivid pine]

@faint tartan phony dying

[nova dome]

i get ripped by spamming SS

[vivid pine]

🆘

[nova dome]

i like orc, gonna parse better with blood fury

[vivid pine]

@rough ridge send batteries

[faint tartan]

rip @vivid pine

[rough ridge]

rip

[vivid pine]

I require additional batteries

[rough ridge]

by the time i send them and arrive you'll be sober and drunk again

[vivid pine]

3% lwft

I need more

[rough ridge]

time to disconnect

[vivid pine]

No u

[rough ridge]

no me

[vivid pine]

My phone is dying.like bfa.prot

[nova dome]

just use TC lightning glyph

cya cosmo

[vivid pine]

[rough ridge]

[nova dome]

thunderclap and get thunder struck

[vivid pine]

Acdc is better than bfa peot

[nova dome]

no u

lol

[vivid pine]

[nova dome]

BFA prot is good

but ur quiting

[vivid pine]

Lol

[nova dome]

ima replace u -_-

[vivid pine]

Nice meme

[faint tartan]

[vivid pine]

I am washed up peot

[nova dome]

thast good!

check the pins m8 this guy even beats marok

1 less prot SF

[vivid pine]

@errant summit valajar when?

And rhyme

[faint tartan]

arent you gonna be an arms boi

[vivid pine]

No booli

[nova dome]

nah

[vivid pine]

Fury

[nova dome]

when u told me cosmo is going dps

[faint tartan]

Amen brother

[vivid pine]

Fucking love the fast plsystyle

[nova dome]

im like ooooh my chance to strike

[vivid pine]

Ezclsp

[nova dome]

arms BFA is nice tho

@nova dome not like im talking about beating sense...

[vivid pine]

Isk

Fuck tabkinf

[nova dome]

u should beat sense

[vivid pine]

I am gm

I can dps

[nova dome]

beat some sense into that nerd

i did beat sense

[vivid pine]

3%

[nova dome]

on Mythic Eonar

lol

[vivid pine]

Fuuuuuuuck

[nova dome]

rank 12 world lol

[vivid pine]

Phone stingy

Send help

🆘

[rough ridge]

Dis
Connect

[nova dome]

i think im rly clsoe to sense on a few fights

like vari

[vivid pine]

[nova dome]

i dont think tank dps rly matters tho right

[vivid pine]

Come back when you are 11/11m

[nova dome]

oof

vari he beats me by 2k

[vivid pine]

:omegaroll

[nova dome]

Like wtf

BS

ill be 11/11 soon

[vague copper]

Sense hasn't killed those bosses in literal months

[vivid pine]

Gl

[nova dome]

[vivid pine]

Argus is a at harder than agg

[vague copper]

He only does Garothi/Agg/Arus

[nova dome]

HC i beat him

by 70k

[vivid pine]

[nova dome]

i want argus

[vivid pine]

@xorejo I need cookie stream

Nau

[nova dome]

xorejo

[vivid pine]

@corejo_kj

It's not woek

[nova dome]

im not gonna write something nice, this guild wasted 1 week of my time

[vivid pine]

Halp

[rough ridge]

SoreJo

[vivid pine]

So

[nova dome]

luckily next week i should get CE

and beat marok

[vivid pine]

Will I regret this tomorrow

[nova dome]

parse wise

[vivid pine]

????

[rough ridge]

yes cosmo

[vivid pine]

[nova dome]

@nova dome be nice boi 2 ur guildies

marok got like a 53 so not hard

[vivid pine]

@thyme prot is.ded

[rough ridge]

yes

[vivid pine]

No ragrats

[nova dome]

guildies werent nice to me, couldnt take f**king flares out in P3

[vivid pine]

I should get a tatoo

[rough ridge]

yes

[vivid pine]

Rip t21 prot

Brb tstoo

[nova dome]

get a tatoo that says prot forever

[rough ridge]

right on your forehead so you can be a rapper

[vivid pine]

Nive

I lien it

[nova dome]

once u get it i wanna see it tho

ya

forehead tattoo that says

"FOR THE ALLIANCE"

[vivid pine]

Fuck

[vague copper]

Marok also played full defensive on Argus for a reason

[vivid pine]

This is my stop

[vague copper]

He trucks you

[nova dome]

maybe get a tatoo of like

[vivid pine]

Almost missed it

[nova dome]

a phot of u walking off platform on mythic aggramar

photo

[vivid pine]

2%

[nova dome]

that'd be an even bigger mistake than the original

lol

[vivid pine]

@abepdusa I have red a the and moutn

Best rhat

Red scythe and mount

[pseudo river]

trucks
brm

Corey, pick one

[vivid pine]

Sal

[nova dome]

i am excited for CE

[vivid pine]

Gtfo from offstipic

You're too serius

[nova dome]

yeah

[pseudo river]

Don't make me ban you m9

[nova dome]

Get back on topic guys

[vivid pine]

: angery:

Ban me

[pseudo river]

[vivid pine]

Before I make missyale

[wild stag]

Ban him

[pseudo river]

Wait you can't use emotes here

[rough ridge]

he's drunk, ban him

[nova dome]

dont ban me like unholy

[vivid pine]

@wild stag fuck you

Imma kxik you

Finnish nob

[wild stag]

[vivid pine]

Phone dying

[wild stag]

1 raid without me, 3 hours at Aggramar after smooth sailing

[nova dome]

i am excited to beat marok

[wild stag]

Coincidence?

[nova dome]

3rd goal for argus

[vivid pine]

U the big nob

Can't even call kickbacks on agg

[wild stag]

Kickbacks?

[nova dome]

dont worry guys i was only going for tank parses ironically

tank parses are good

[pseudo river]

tank parses matter

[nova dome]

not somethign u can say about urs tho

[pseudo river]

marok's parses

[nova dome]

lol marok parse, if it was a 50 i could get double than him

[vague copper]

Yeah

He played

[pseudo river]

Beating Marok's parses is like beating a dead baby, everyone does it, but no one ever talks about it

[plucky vale]

@errant summit nice parses idiot

[nova dome]

right

[wild stag]

[nova dome]

i would talk about it tho

not baby tho

[pseudo river]

Yeah, but being proud for beating Marok is...

[errant summit]

ur all muted

[pseudo river]

Marok's face when we talk shit

[errant summit]

LUL

[rough ridge]

[nova dome]

fuchk yot

next week

[ripe obsidian]

well i tried

[faint tartan]

YOT

[nova dome]

next week is gonna be great

which horde race si best for dps?

[faint tartan]

[nova dome]

dont worry about it

ur a tank

[plucky vale]

[nova dome]

haha

very funny

[plucky vale]

why dont u just play dps lol

[nova dome]

parses are hard to get then

nah

maybe next xpac ill go arms and destroy y'all

but tanking is fun

so i do it

[plucky vale]

bragging about ur parses when u havent even fought the two hard bosses 🤔

[faint tartan]

[nova dome]

i have too many pulls on aggramar

fucking guild

[faint tartan]

no you dont

you have a normal amount of pulls for aggramar

[nova dome]

shouldve been dead at a 100

170+ is too many, its nerfed agg too

100 of those wipes were cuz of ranegd not baiting flares

just wanna kill it next week and hopefully get argus too

anyways, time to brainstorm the good bye message...

[faint tartan]

if you think 100 pulls is too much your gonna have a fun time progging end bosses in the future

[vague copper]

400 kj wipes

[plucky vale]

lol

[nova dome]

its cuz ppl were being idiots

[vague copper]

Yeah

Welcome to raiding

[nova dome]

170 pulls of stupid stupid stupid shit

[faint tartan]

doesnt get better anywhere you go

[vague copper]

you die because someone fucked up

[faint tartan]

people will always be retards

mythic raiding is basically just waiting for everyone in your guild to not fuck up at the same time

[nova dome]

what ever, this guild is already 11/11 so must be better

[faint tartan]

so you think rofl

[vague copper]

Yeah you say that

[nova dome]

smart mistakes dont wipe raids

only happy accidents do

[vague copper]

I've seen guilds kill Argus but they don't rekill for 2+ months

[faint tartan]

cough cough

[rough ridge]

[nova dome]

know what would be funny

if i get CE before slouch, that would be great

[faint tartan]

its possible lol

[plucky vale]

u havent even killed agg

[faint tartan]

still between guilds

[nova dome]

shut up, next week

[vague copper]

Yeah lets see if you fall over dead on Argus

Dude doesn't play around

[nova dome]

if i kill before fury thats gonna be awesome

argus is soft

[plucky vale]

well u probably wont kill it all so

[faint tartan]

argus is no joke

even nerfed

[nova dome]

im horde now so ima be like 1000000 times stronger

[vague copper]

oof

[tacit jasper]

So

[faint tartan]

hes going super sayain

[tacit jasper]

How many of you here are drunk

[nova dome]

gonna parse a 1000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tacit jasper]

Cosmo and abrodus for sure

[plucky vale]

i wish i was

[faint tartan]

im drunk on life!

[nova dome]

lol what

[wild stag]

100+ wipes on p1, good luck bud

[rough ridge]

lol abrodus drunk

[faint tartan]

lul jk kill me

[nova dome]

i am gonna 1 shot argus

[tacit jasper]

Arent you drunk?

[nova dome]

nah

[tacit jasper]

Being high counts too

[nova dome]

my goal is to get CE before fury

[vague copper]

Even high end guilds wipe several times to Argus

It's a big oof

[plucky vale]

my goal is to get CE* ftfy

[tacit jasper]

Caring about parsing at argus

[nova dome]

...

i will cause a wipe if my parse is below 95

[tacit jasper]

I wear smoldering titanguard just in case in argus

[nova dome]

im using belt and hands

and diima trinket

[plucky vale]

yo what guild are u joining?

[nova dome]

i rly hope ur still joking

i am joking

[tacit jasper]

I dont believe that you arent drunk, mister abrodus

[nova dome]

i just want it dead, 95+ parse perfered

before fury tho

@faint tartan when does ur trial start?

min is next tuesday, go away unholy

[sly marlin]

5 bucks you gonna take at least 150 pulls on argus

[plucky vale]

150

lol

nice meme

[faint tartan]

thats what potent took

[tacit jasper]

150 for 80%

[rough ridge]

150 is half mine

[nova dome]

guild is 11/11 wtf not gonna re prog

[faint tartan]

and potent is full of raiders who have already killed it

[nova dome]

i bet he could do it in like 100 if they held off prog til september or smth

[plucky vale]

potent had like 15 ce raiders

[faint tartan]

exactly

[nova dome]

not gonna take that long

its a re kill

[sly marlin]

@plucky vale i think me and marok didnt have CE

everyone else did

[plucky vale]

ur guild is 11/11 but ur 9/11?

[wild stag]

226

[plucky vale]

@sly marlin transferring horde so i can take ur spot

[nova dome]

i got accepted to trial for an 11/11 guild

[sly marlin]

@plucky vale feel free to do so. Im not staying warrior for bfa anyway

[nova dome]

gonna be quick kill

[sly marlin]

we have 3 fucking fury wars

[plucky vale]

when did they kill argus

[nova dome]

eh

[sly marlin]

once upon a time, execute phase existed

[nova dome]

dont worry

3 warriors with massacre next xpac will be

22 days ago, another guild im applying too had it in april

am about to afk but good luck with ce abrodus, hope u get it

thx

lol

i will get it

just a matter of time

-_-

[tacit jasper]

It wont be a fast kill abrodus

You should get off any high horses for argus

Its a world apart from the rest of antorus

[nova dome]

nah

cant be that bad for an 11/11 guild

[tacit jasper]

Main tank with zero argus exp

[nova dome]

gonna be easy

[tacit jasper]

You will wipe then several times for sure

[nova dome]

nah

[tacit jasper]

Them*

[plucky vale]

yes

[nova dome]

ill be fine

no wipes cuz of me

[tacit jasper]

[plucky vale]

gl dude

[nova dome]

maybe 1-5 cuz of me getting used to scythe damage

[tacit jasper]

Hope you are not too overconfident

[nova dome]

i could be more confident, but yeah shouldnt be too confident

i honestly think it will die next week maybe 2nd raid day

[tacit jasper]

Im at 215 wipes

[nova dome]

rip u

guild is 1/11 so quick kill

11/11*

not 1/11 lol

[faint tartan]

it doesnt mean its a quick kill at all

[nova dome]

eh

will prob die next week

they have killed it before

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/442197449201942528/454798226701418504/pizza-ananas.jpg

[vivid pine]

im back

[faint tartan]

🤢

[vivid pine]

WITH UNLIMITED POWER

[nova dome]

nice

🍺

@vivid pine i might get CE before fury, thats the funniest thing

[vivid pine]

lol

[rough ridge]

oh no...

[nova dome]

if i get it before, im gonna laugh so much

[rough ridge]

cosmo is back

[vivid pine]

tgymw

ni hate

[rough ridge]

[tacit jasper]

@vivid pine 👋

[vivid pine]

i have power cord now

;flex

[nova dome]

who should i start asking questions non stop about argus? @rough ridge or @vivid pine

[warm forum]

dont bully slouch https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430523723515166721/449520400393699330/402867847950237698.png

[rough ridge]

@vivid pine <

[nova dome]

prob cosmo since he has a parse i like

[vivid pine]

thymw

definitley

[tacit jasper]

Ask kelade