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its pretty new so it cant be that one
oh
thats why I think its the same site and they quit those shit guides and have rebranded
kekw
I've heard that stacking haste/crit is good for damage. But I also know the rule : always higher ilvl. Is it ALWAYS better to equip mast/vers item with higher ilvl, when I'm stacking haste/crit for damage?
That implies more stats doesn't always mean more dps. Thanks i should start simming
Hey all, is there any chance of the faction imbalance getting smaller anytime soon?
Or will it likely keep getting bigger until factions are removed?
I really want to go back to alliance :s
your guess is as good as mine
Well making an alliance racial significantly more powerful for m+ didn't help
Maybe making an alliance racial overpowered for a raid tier will help?
thats just toxic
So was the snowball effect of horde becoming more popular over 6 years
You unwillingly swapped to horde, and so did I :(
im ok with that
Horde cities are a mess
Fully agreed
The only people who could be against that, would be the ultra casual majority of the people who fund this game
Sadly...
they wouldn't care at all lol
they can turn it off for the rp servers for muh lore
idc
'alliance and horde raid together? Back in my days, we fought each other to the death!'
There is no way they can fix the imbalance now
I don’t want to raid with horde
):
@sweet summit wowplus
never heard of it :/
oh yeah
lucky you
@novel ruin i don't think anyone does man
But we have to, because if you raid with alliance you're doomed to just raidlog
Or raid at a much lower level than you'd like
@sick sentinel why at a lower level?
there are good ally guilds wdym
There are, but can you get in them?
a huge majority of alliance guilds have swapped to horde in bfa
I don't know, but they could be full since there's little choice
like 90% off the frontpage of ravencrests guilds are horde now
Yeah like 5 ravencrest guilds and 3 silvermoon swapped
And that's only about the top 5 guilds
So ravencrest top choice is dead, and the silvermoon raiding scene is on life support
Alliance is gonna have better racials for next raid
So gonna be hilarious when the top guilds move to alliance to go dwarf
Will that actually happen? I hope so
good chance of that happening tbh
doubt it
theres talks about it
they changed a lot of the mechanics
but the last 2 bosses dont have bleeds
so is just as good chance of it not happening
Yeah they wouldn't let an alliance racial be superior
cuz those are the ones that matter
Blizzard is against such things
Last boss has a bleed I thought?
not that i know
I know Limit has discussed going alliance
And there are a lot of good Alliance guilds
Is the bleed that big? I mean stone form has a cooldown
During progression it can be
a clutch bleed cleanse is always massive
Less HPS needed this more dps
I went DiD because if gonna be dwarf might as well have some style to it
I'm kinda afraid that after the race, limit will just swap back though
They prob would
So it won't make much impact on the imbalance
Ah :s
Kinda wish the world first contenders would've done that 6 years ago too
Back to alliance
Ehh I wouldn’t mind them being together for m+
Would mean we wouldn’t get Siege differences again
But raiding I would like to keep separate
Man did alliance get screwed over for that dungeon lol
I’m in a 2 day 250 world Alliance guild
i would love to go back to alliance
That’s pretty high
And most of our raid team is at least 4K io with a couple 6k players
250 world? You must be top 5 alliance
We were 64th alliance
ok, i'm multibox tanking h-nzoth and carrying 2 people via pugs - it's easy enough
how much versatility are prot warriors running?
mythic +
what level?
18+
not much
thought so had a healer trash talking my Vers so i thought i would ask. thanks
press shield block and tell healer to heal
LOL thanks
TRUE
whenever i have a bitchy healer in discord i just say "shut the fuck up and heal"
why are you even in discord with a bitchy healer, wouldnt stay in there for long thats for sure
cuz he is a bitchy tank hehe
my dad is trying to get his action bars setup and get setup with some good addons, anybodfy interested in helping him? he's a PROT warrior
I like using Afenar's weakauras
i'm not gnna lie chief i know nothing about it - he just told me to ask you guys since he's not really tech savy haha
Yeah there set is pretty cool
download twich
twitch*
download some addons from there
DBM or BigWigs
WeakAuras 2
Plater
are the top 3 i suggest
what is plater
its a nameplate addon
can someone please please link a weak auras guide?
i don't even know what those are but i'm going to set up my dad with them
so what do these do doe?
like are they useful for making you incredibly better at the game?
by the way, you are extremely helpful. i've decided to promote you
they help you track shit like cooldowns, mob/boss abilities, group cooldowns, healer mana etc
no worries mate, im doing my best
here are some weakauras i use and recommend
https://wago.io/Afenar_Warrior
https://wago.io/Z5G2yTCvj (this is a group, if you want all dungeon youll have to take them each individually)
https://wago.io/r14U746B7 (might be a bit complicated, but its worth it if you do a lot of m+)
https://wago.io/br--q2wql
https://wago.io/nGYPyOu2x
can any1 explain tos shroud strat pls step by step. coz it seems like im doing something wrong sometimes. and i want this 1 extra minute for timer
Ty erga. Nice collection :-)
Hi frens 
Wow good?
Not yet
@steep bone we should beta today
imagine not having beta lol
I dont need to imagine 
I’m sorry guys
xanthos if you stream beta ill watch it
Sure
@novel ruin can't i've visitors ;s
@steep bone i say hi to your visitors
@novel ruin i hate them
@steep bone we should beta today
@novel ruin
imagine not having beta lol
@civic rover
i still don't have it
Email Blizzard
send them noods
me too
@novel ruin do u have among us
no cuz i dont have friends
sadge
maybe if i had a large enough friend group
bis game
Do you tho?
are you inviting me
yes
to be your friend?
RP games 
wow is an rp game u mong
True
@novel ruin get it we need 1 guy for 10 man
Im busy doing school work currently 😦
:(
wow 
other games than wow
@steep bone
EVE and playing through Sleeping Dogs again in my case
wow 2 months before new expac
So, how is a 465 Lingering Sporepods Vs a 470 Psychic Shell for M+. I have a 475 Vita as my other trinket
not sporepods
Sporepods is very, very not good

shell is good if you need a defensive trinket
Ability seems like the proc rate would be pretty low
get another statproc trinket like scale if you dont
I have scale also, but I like the extra defensive in emergencies
Why are dungeon tank trinkets considered to be very bad?
The mechagon one too
Is that one better for leather users? Since the flat armor would be more valuable for them
dungeon trinkets, more often than not, don't scale very well
With item level?
that's implied with scaling, yes
defensive procs aren't ideal to start
and it does offensive and damage mediocre at best
What about KR ritual bandages
That's an active that kind of looks like nzoth trinket active
I have that one in 475 in my bags
its the least worst dungeon trinket, but its not great either
least worst 
It probably is the least worst ye
I guess the nzoth one just has greater numbers and Lower cooldown
it's definitely better than sporepods
after the buff to trinkets like mid way through bfa it's sizable
Well true physical trinkets hold up
Rezans and Gore-crusted too good
Yep and dice spyglass for agi, casters tanks and healers just got screwed I guess
Defensive trinkets only have value if you will get the use out of said defensive within 30sec of its CD
And for 99% of players they don’t need that extra upfront defense
So having a trinket that increases a stat is generally better since most stats increase offensive and defensive progress
Also doesn't the fact that nzoth trinket blocks 90% of the damage, effectively increases its absorb by 10%?
Since 10% of the damage coming through is nothing
Was kinda wondering about that
I’m not too familiar with the inner workings of Nzoth trinket since I’ve never used it
it's a good buffer for certain pulls or if pulls last long enough that you need something to bridge SB gaps
it's virtually useless sub 20ish keys
maybe even higher ones
nzoth trinket was invaluable for prog though for certain tanks on certain fights, prot warriors being one of them
Nzoth trinket was great on Raden on monk
I also find it fairly useful on monk in m+
Dont really find it too useful as DH tho
Truth
@distant crystal dont they all run like urchin though
hi i have a question about versatility
i just wanted to understand how memory of lucid dream minor give me more base versatility than minor warden
i dont read it
warden doesnt give vers at all, lucid minor gives it on the proc
🤔
ok
oh you are losing HoD
i go to 48%
and its not because of the proc
if i go back to warden
i stay to 48 until i battle shout
which bring me back to 46
o
right
im losing HoD
makes sense
xd
yeah and heart is weird
it doesn't kick in immediately always when you move above/below 25corr
Does anyone know the uptime of lucid minor?
20-25ish i believe
pally for AOE i believe
Tank damage is fairly even with only outlier being bear which does significantly less

@undone sun do you know if moonfire is still bugged where it doesnt generate threat?
It too sure, I vaguely remember it being fixed
@fierce juniper
quick question guides tell me to go full haste but is the to much haste i go over 120% with procs should i get more crit?
as long as you aren't dropping ilevel for haste, it's fine really
was thinking on swaping enchants and socket for vers or crit
What Thyme said
you're good mayne
for the last few weeks, dat haste will make TD proc more
then RIP warriors 😮 maybe
I doubt it
I got challenger as prot. Proud of me? First time doing Arenas was in 8.3 so... /flex
big lad 
Pog
Get on board
The slog of last bosses
Tbh, carapace is the only boss i enjoy doing right now.
And partially nzoth cuz it's memeworthy
I'm sure it was been asked milion times,but where is best soulbind atm for prot war in your opinion ? I think i'll stick to bastion for spear (aoe stun helps ) but want to be sure I won't crap this up 🙂
You won't. 🙂 Spear is a solid all-arounder.
thanks 🙂
hey everybody, im new around here! I've
been a blood dk main and MT for my guild since wrath dropped and it's finally time to convert to the brown. ♥ hit 448 ilvl and im sitting till Shadowlands. Whats our most convenient OS looking like for dps in terms of gearing atm?
now, as in BFA?
@rugged violet welcome.
I think Fury warrior currently, someone can correct me if i'm wrong but they also want crit/haste, no?
fury is easier atm ish
arms really really want 3x test of might traits and lucid dreams or they dont do damage
fury is more forgiving with gearing
well thats about the best new i could have hoped for honestly, fury is a blast to play
i assume arms will still be nice to scratch the pvp itch
specifically i meant looking into shadowlands btw
i believe fury has the upper edge in SL, as of now
Fury 
but fury wants condemn for all content, altho banner/aa isnt too bad overall. think spear is the "worst one" for them, but thats whatever
oh fury can dual weird onehanders in SL if youre into that 👀
i was looking into nightfae, the warrior talent seems to be the best for mythic+tanking, but i havent done hardly any research on them
the pins in #698541559049748520 rank em like spear>aa>boner>condemn in terms of m+ if i understood it correctly
Spear>AA because Potion>WannabeCatForm.
@strong forum hear that? fury owns :catjam:
@sweet summit
Legion fury 📈
BfA fury 📉
idk man bfa fury does kinda own hard
oh shit rosjen is yellow
Oh shit
Oh shit
you found it now so
tell me mwahi
how much leech do i need in order to start pushing 15 keys
i really want the mount






is that a SL trinket
knew it

@sweet summit gratz man 😄
i dont even have a stream to promote so its pointless 
ye
Start streaming then and put some clickbait titles. 
Atm the "in" topic is SL rankings so..
"Discussing Shadowland tank rankings!!!!"
PROT WARRIOR DEAD IN SL!?!?!?11

PROT WARRIOR DEAD IN SL!?!?!?11
subscribe to my OF to see the answer
PROT WARRIOR OP? !RANKINGS !AMA !SPREADSHEET !VERSATILITY !LEECH !YOUTUBE
@sweet summit and once you start having 1k subs 10% me ez clap 
ill think about it
!pawn

Once SL drops and new people start looking for info i'm gonna hammer down on meme'ing 

No memes here move along 
👍 allowed
Ill pawn you if you dont stop 
officer this citizen is harassing me
Sorry,that 100 bucks only gets you one pawn pass.


The power of slipping
cash flows money talks
Eyir sucks socks rocks
There's your bot
does she have more commands?
Idk how that bot works but I love it
Eyir rocks
thank u @steep bone
Is it just things that ends in "ocks"
Best bot.
Eyir socks
🧦
fuk u @steep bone
Eyir ucks
its dumber than it looks
eyir cocks

Eyir rocks socks
Eyir sucks say fuk u if versa stacking is the way to go for +10 keys
fuk u @steep bone

Oi
@ionic fern We must purge the memes 

what does the bot do?
i mean doesnt memes die anyways after a month?
Prot has stayed offtopic for too long its time to stop 





Crying
Isnt prot meme in sl
Not as much as pally is now
what have they done to my boy 
You have a boy?
who's the dad?
yas
Congrats (but how dare you leave us plebs)
It’s weird seeing you glow

we started progress on n'zoth yesterday, is it possible for my guild to get Cutting Edge?
we raid 6h
Honestly, probably not
its gonna be tight, yeah
you're probably right 😒
but i believe in you
since we are so late, I doubt we will be in the early part of the curve bell of average pulls needed for a nzoth kill
it's fine, ill try symbolically then since I want to raid in shadowlands
without any expectations
It’s good practice for SL since that raid will be harder
Having expectations is what ruined the 2nd half of BFA for me ngl...
as long as it isn't as confusing as a lot of nighthold bosses in legion
Nzoth?
its very straight forward tbh
the fight that made the most sense for me was that bridge boss and the first 3, idk about all the others
Nzoth is straightforward but punishing
nzoth is just so long
it's like doing a +25 dungeon, not being allowed to make any mistake for 30 min long
but for only 10 min instead
Ehh not really
advantage is it's extremely choreographed
You can make mistakes, especially now
and by now
with all the nerfs
and cloak resistance
you have alot of room for error
It’s just punishing if too many people make mistakes
@sick sentinel dependens how fast You will progress. But if You are geared then it will die in no time
It doesn’t help that it isn’t a fun boss
our weakest links are pretty weak sadly
we are casual so we never really replaced them
I don’t know if I would even try for CE at this point just starting
If you are not hitting secret phase rn i wouldnt even bother progressing it
who knows
literally wont make it
o tru
Whats the tank lineup like? Whats the best tank in SL?
I just think it’ll feel horrible to get through Psych 2 progging it until Pre-patch and not finishing. Could hurt the raid team rather just clearing 11/12 now and bringing in trials for SL raiding
@sick sentinel no one knows
isnt oneshotting secret phase very common nowadays though?
like killing it the first time a guild comes across it
my point was, if you arent close to that phase
You are some weeks away from kill
and prob prepatch will hit sooner
I just think it’ll feel horrible to get through Psych 2 progging it until Pre-patch and not finishing. Could hurt the raid team rather just clearing 11/12 now and bringing in trials for SL raiding
@novel ruin @sick sentinel
Which means that many people would have that sour taste in their mouth after trying to get that CE only to be stripped of that. Ofc thats my assumption
Ye what xanthos suggested seems like a great approach tbh
Keep your sanity
And just look forward to raiding in SL
Pun not intended
And first tier of SL will def be harder than Nzoth tier
not if you don't play doe
true, thats the only real way of winning this game
the only way to win there
double rail-glide
couldn't find the pic but yall know it
thank you ^^
I don’t know anything
you want a real tank trinket? get ready to drag yourself to the boring realm of raid tanking then
it's 6 hours per week and even worse than your day-job
Thats a god tier trinket right there 
does anyone know why I have to use a 10- year old flask for versatility?
like how was that not infinitely scaled down to a reasonable versatility amount
I run full versa, but why does such a flask give 76 versa
And that’s when you are full full vers
And if you are running full vers in low keys you are trolling
I mean I only run +23s but my damage is aight, and otherwise bolstering hurts a lot
in the latter half of the packs
Don’t bolster things so much
I do what I can, so I dont chainpull this week
imean sure do vers in 23s if you feel like you need it
I don't feel like I have to
But it feels safer, since healers expect to barely need to heal tanks anymore
I would just go haste food honestly
Cheaper
And more fun
And you’ll use the haste food during pre-patch
No
Just strength flask
Which you will be using once corruption is gone
And it persists through death unlike ghost
OK fair enough, seems like I undervalued the main stats
Flasks are so small
We use em cuz they are relatively free
Same thing with food/pots
Super small
But free
Is leech worth dropping versa on a piece?
no its not worth it
A crit mastery piece with leech, vs a haste versa piece of the same ilvl
Definitely no
@ionic fern WTF IS THIS?
oh
it is that garbage...
that is the new level of literal garbage

What is the second and third?
Four Three Horsemen literalgarbage of the Apocalypse
@novel ruin when you getting that stormforged role
Since when does @sweet summit have^^
@civic rover idk. Erga has been around longer than I have I think. And warrior is his main role no matter what. Don’t think I know enough about the game no matter how helpful I may be for it at this time.
I'll recommend you to the mods
FourThreeHorsemenliteralgarbage of the Apocalypse
@steep bone
2 dungs in a row

that's what happens when you forget to switch loot to DPS
Is that the mechagon trinket?
Why did they make it give 0.1% physical damage reduction when fully powered
It makes no sense
eh
It's not even a noob trap because even they don't fall for that
Like they fall for sporepods ofc
that trinket is exceptionally shit
Yeah
like i'd say worse than my'das
I’m fine with a place having mostly bad items if they also have BiS items for pretty much every class.
Their recipe for dungeon trinket seems to be, anything other than Stat procs
Is AWFUL
i agree that not every trinket can be good, but ... having trinkets that are this hilariously bad is just mind boggling
and more often than not thats tank trinkets, which in turn just makes you wanna loot as dps
Who doesn’t wanna do big deeps
There has been few outliers in tank trinkets this expansion that have been insanely good for their value
The raid ones are good usually, thankfully
Namely opulence and ashvane tank trinkets
Nzoth trinket is very strong aswell being on 1 minute cd
LPS
Urchin was exceptional yes
LPS is just insane honestly
if all trinkets would be available at the same time LPS or Diamond would be contenders for #1
LPS is insane because of its availability
1 minute CD is bonkers for an absorb trinket
I don’t use LPS in 25/26 keys
Yeah vita or Stat procs are better there
Ehh depends
I feel like LPS only gets good from like 23+ keys
Exactly
I just don’t think I would use LPS every 60/90 seconds thus it’s value is a lot lower
It’s a bit different in progression raiding
Because prot warrior is so tanky already
LPS gets big value in that setting even if you only use it once a fight
It seems like it would be really good on other tanks earlier
I don’t even have LPS lol
I mean the 470 one is good too
It is
i mean you obv only wanna use defensive trinkets in high dmg encounters, thats kinda the purpose obv
whats the point of defensive stuff when its not even needed / beneficial
Exactly
Probably just for safety
safety is for 🐒 s
Can't disagree with that
is ineffable truth necessary or just something you use to fill when you can't put more versatiles?
it gives you cds back up faster so it helps making most out of spell reflect etc whenever it procs and its very low budget aswell
I see. I don't have the cloak fully upgraded and limited echoes, so I'm trying to choose what's more worth between versatiles and ineffables
In that case if you are pushing high keys focus on more for versatiles
yeah, my gear is a bit scuffed too, I don't have mythic azerites so I think that getting as much defense as possible from corruptions might be the way to go
I think most warriors just run 1 ineffible truth
@waxen topaz If you arent running 24 keys i wouldnt worry too much about vers
Most warriors run 2 Ineffables
if your gear is scuffed too (vers not on every single piece), Ineffable will be way better
I actually have the option of running 7 Versatilles or 2 IT + 6 Versatiles
2nd
IT is pretty sweet
I see
way more valuable than any vers until high high keys
its been a good month since iv watched the big bois
but pretty sure even in the highest key level the 2 IT1's are more valuable than versa
or at least everyone wasstill using it for their push keys
mighta changed recently though
I have no idea anymore, people kinda stopped pushing
push week is gone forever
i think in one more week we will have an ok one, the second grevious week
yeah sang grievous isn't too bad
Everyone left cuz Prot is ded in SL
New to awakening affix. Are routes still pretty straightforward? Or does the affix add some complexity with mob skips.
You used them to skip bad trash packs and go straight to another boss after killing easier trash. Its trial and error you can also just ask group if they have idea on where to drop. Better than just faking it and losing more time
Motherlode for example I tend to aim for 57% before going past 1st boss. Then kill trash leading to 2nd ob and take that one to next boss. Then go to 3rd ob killing 1 pack and take direct to 3rd boss. And same thing for 4th. If you leave first area around 57 you'll have 100% by time you make to 4th ob (or 98%~) and the ob will give you the final 2%
Everyone left cuz Prot is ded in SL
@novel ruin at least there's no more "how much vers do i need for +16 push" from fotm players

lies
i'm sorry i only listen to wf raider streams in order to figure out how to build my roster in order to get aotc
I've done 1 key in the past two weeks
I don't think i've touched retail since i got beta.
and i usually get a 15+ done on 8 toons
👀
i still don't have my n'zoth mount tho :*(
9 kills
never lucky
not that it really matters, jaina mount is the only good one this xpac
Just rock the OG NE mount.
if you ain't running with black war raptor or OG za bear
are you even playing the game

Tbh if ure not using magic rooster ure ded as a player to me
If you ain't running swift zhevra are you even a real gamer?
If u dont have nyalotha all seer u arent worthy of my time
@steep bone i had nzoth mount drop 3 times. all 3 times, i deathrolled it away
out of spite

Deff 
Im only 9/12m

Got drest down after 20 pulls tho
🚔
Yeah we arent gonna kill it
Raid started at 930 it took us till 11 to get started
Short 5 ppl

i like a few big ones
Aaand the topic is dropped.
between the small ones
Moving onto next topic. Ty.
do you like peas @ionic fern

🟢
:well:
How much did that cost you @steep bone
@onyx vessel like 160 wipes and 4 or 5 kills i dunno xD
G0-4W4Y Crowd repeller or Salvaged Mekacycle shielding?
equal ilvl?
yep
the one thats not the mecha shield
Cheers
ideas on what to do on druid?
buy the mount
Buy the mount
Doesn't matter if its ugly, better to have it than not. The sockets / gear will be irrelevant in less than 2 months
The mount stays
u can get mount and sockets u just need to do more X more visions
Easy life just do them
Yuh

It gets turned to good ol 💨
0.00001% chance
hi
Hi cat
hows it going
babys good, and schools back ugh, its all online though. henceme being back on my laptop lol
when is new expac out
27th of October.
fkin rekt
Whoa you became a yellow name
gg wp hawgz now go back to school
oh shit
it's my bday on 27th october 
happy birthday

Yeah that week I am entering the shadowlands. My out of office notification for my team at work has the location specified as the maw
you should've written "doing a jesus, c u in 3 days
@brittle owl happt birf
Is it an EU thing to say happy birthday 2 months before
@brittle owl hapn day
I hate this
when is your birthday @mellow patio
I don’t have one
so erryday is your birfday
@mellow patio hpb
@strong forum everyday is @mellow patio bday did you hear
did your balls start shriveling up from the yellow name
memeing's dangerous business nowadays 👀
@mellow patio happy birthday
@mellow patio
Jokes on you I like being pinged
I am sipping my coffee this morning feeling the love
hawgz what kind of coffee u drink
@mellow patio gz!
I am currently drinking a black Starbucks cold brew because I was too lazy to make coffee this morning, but I am typically a Doma beans man
My heart will explode when I am 50, I am at peace with that
i dont even drink coffee
ew starbucks
i live in a small hippie town in california so every month there's some new fancy herbal energy drink
give me one of those 1500 kcal pumpkin lattes
Caffeine is caffeine breh and I live in the Starbucks capital of the world
🤮
There is one across the street
seattle?
Yep
if it ain't esspresso, turkish coffee or tonic coldbrew
nice
what's the point of living
That seems like I would grow twigs for limbs if I drank that
Which I suppose is better than my heart exploding
it's basically an energy drink but it looks like it was made by a stoner, which it was.
Does it get you stoned
no
whack
but it gets you awake holy shit
i get awake by drinking 5 raw eggs in the morning and drinking calf blood
Calf... coward
If you don’t wait until the cow dies of natural causes and drink the bacteria ridden blood where is the value
you should see all the teenagers in my town dude they love it too
like i sometimes student teach the band now at the high school and everyone has one of those things.
Whatever happened to good old fashioned monster energy
Today’s kids are soft
Back in my day we drank monster until we graduated to fourloko
it's literally a monster advertising itself as something else
Energy drinks 
Eat more spinach then
dont listen to him, eat pizza
Spinach pizza
spinach pizza is actually good as fuck
my girlfriend makes a fucking killer pizza
We have a pizza place here and the owners from Italy where their parents had a pizza shop. Best pizza around
Expensive but so worth
while i respect cheese with spinach and tomato sauce
there's a place like 25 minutes away that does really good chicago style deep dish
spinach on pizza seems pointless tbh
You just dislike pizza
american palette in regsrds to pizza is gross
fucking italy having a collective heart attack.rn
Pizza is a canvas
true, few, quality ingredients, usually less than 3, and good dough
that's what the pizzaiolo academy teaches
Cheese stuffed crust
(yes there is a certification to get in italy in order to make pizza)
rest are just pies but like, pizza is special
nah you get extra pomodoro sauce for the pizza crust
or you brush it with garlic honey
if i want cheese stuffed bread i get a grilled cheese or a croque madame
Khachapuri
americans in general are gross
WHITE SAUCE
source: am american
ON PIZZA
Is amazing
stuffed crust 
stuffed crust is fucking great
stuffed crust is every stoned teenager's dream
yep
but they also dream about silicone tits and abandonment soo
i was fat in high school, shit was literally better than sex.
I’ve only been high twice in my life
Lame
first time i got high was right before my school jazz band concert
I’m pretty sure it was laced with other stuff
Since weed shouldn’t have made me think people were monsters and the colors going wild in there
right now i'm pretty much only high because my girlfriend is a stoner lol
paranoia can happen with weed
maybe it was that.
maybe you were just ridiculously high.
But I’m the type of person who doesn’t enjoy drugs/even taking pills
p unlikely that someone is going to lace your weed with something more expensive :p but if you've got low/no tolerance that sounds about right
So nowadays I stick to water and ice cream
i stick to pizza, potstickers, sushi, burritos, and reuben sandwiches.
i stick to rotgut whiskey and crystal meth
im amazed that i'm not 300 lbs
Depends on how much you eat. Not what
i eat an insane amount of food
big brains burn big calories
i literally eat like five meals a day
Some people are also amazed that I don't weigh more.
But I often also just forget to eat
Especially when at home.
Got that natural intermittent fasting
But I am planning a semi unintentional fast during SL launch week
Technically I can eat a meal every 2hrs when im out doing shit cuz I got that chad metabolism.
i used to be able to eat so much trash food and never fatten up
that shit all went away in late 20's tho
also used the be able to get super shitfaced drunk and wake up feeling amazing
that went away around the same time
"wait until puberty is over"
"wait until you're 22+"
i eat the same way i did in high school and i've gotten smaller lol
Only been high once afaik
Didn't hit me till I got married few years back. Now I'm pushing 40 and just don't care anymore
Ye I think GF is the real factor in gaining weight
it kinda worked out tho, sugary snacks really lost their appeal as i got older too
Ye I think GF is the real factor in gaining weight
it kinda worked out tho, sugary snacks really lost their appeal as i got older too
Yeah im starting to snack less
and soda tastes like pancake syrup now
I feel like I get hungover from eating sugar now
No sugar. Just coffee....lots of coffee
But I’ll be damned if I turn down a Diet Coke every now and then. Idc if it’s giving me cancer it is delicious
soda is probably the worst thing a human can consume tbh
Liquid poison consooomer here ama
polonium 😏
i don't drink soda but i was never given it as a kid so whenever i try one now i can barely take a sip.
My god nome you drink soda too
Worse.
i drink a fuckton of chocolate milk though.
Energy drinks
I drink far too much soda
It's literally the biggest source of my calories for sure


