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warm plinth
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I was gonna say on Alliance you'd get invites anyway because tanks are scarce haha

chilly brook
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I play real races

warm plinth
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WOAH

chilly brook
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lol

storm isle
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so you're a panda?

warm plinth
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I bet he's a female belf

chilly brook
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My monk is a panda

storm isle
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the belf passive is good so why not, and one of the better races to make tmogs on

chilly brook
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And no

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I'm a male blood elf

storm isle
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so close

warm plinth
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Ew, that's even worse

errant shuttle
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has anyone timed a 19+ ML yet?

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i wanted to end my life

chilly brook
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I'm sure they have

warm plinth
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With these affixes you mean?

errant shuttle
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ye

chilly brook
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h

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oh

errant shuttle
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stepped in and instantly regretted starting the key

storm isle
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what do you guys think of blizz changing mini boss %?

warm plinth
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Yeah

chilly brook
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that's a different story lol

warm plinth
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2 19s in time

errant shuttle
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mine was an 18

warm plinth
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That's this season with these affixes

errant shuttle
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and i literally wanted to end my life

warm plinth
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Why would you need to do that? Rixxa will do it for you.

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🙃

storm isle
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teeming fort in Motherload must be hell

errant shuttle
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rixxa wasnt even a problem

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teeming fort + explosive..

warm plinth
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Yeah

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Not a great combination for a dungeon that already has a buttload of trash.

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And having to kill 30% more basically in that run

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With teeming

errant shuttle
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yea did the entire room with the jockeys going in

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and left with only 73%?

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no

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low

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er

warm plinth
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Nim was talking about that yesterday. He had all jockeys in and still had to pull I think he said 2 or 3 packs after boss to get the forces

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Er, after the skip or whatever. Idr

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Said he pulled the entire center area with the peacekeepers and only got to 80%

sick sentinel
umbral forge
oblique garnet
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how much damage did you do?

umbral forge
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21.6k
Not bad for heroic grong

oblique garnet
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tfw we managed to bug mekka and both tanks got bombs at the same time

umbral forge
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So I got a perfect wowanalyzer fight with -5% downtime (somehow)

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and I still got a blue log.

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The shadow priest discord talks a lot about how vital whispers is

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I think they might be un to something.

edgy shell
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So I've never played Prot as like a main spec, usually just to level faster or if my guild is doing low keys and need a tank...however i'd llike to try raiding as a tank for once

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I was thinking i'd go right to Normal BoD

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would LFR be better just to get used to the fights? and is there anything I should know before jumping in

dusk locust
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maybe LFR as a weakaura test. normal isn't terribly punishing though, really the main thing is being on the same page as your co-tank as to what the taunt swap plan is

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whether and when you swap champions, same with jadefire, who's taking grong first, etc

edgy shell
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right

dusk locust
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as long as you and your cotank are using the same strat you're gonna be fine

edgy shell
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alright cool

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ty for the response 😃

lusty grotto
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oh cool

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im back in the patreon club

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heh heh heh until the next rage quit heh heh heh

warm plinth
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Not even Legend @lusty grotto

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🤔

exotic spoke
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So much rage Nim

exotic spoke
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Ha! One of our former raiders (now socials) got banned for 24 hours because of his name

warm plinth
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Oh dear

exotic spoke
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He comes back every few months and levels a new char then quits again.

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Priest named “harderdaddy”

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Apparently that’s the second or third character he named that and they stopped giving him free name changes

warm plinth
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🤔 How is he able to play his character then?

exotic spoke
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He isn’t.

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They kicked him off line.

warm plinth
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He's just locked out of it until he renames i?

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it*

exotic spoke
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He’s banned, when he logs in to choose his character - which he can’t for another couple hours (it happened mid raid last night and I missed it) he will be prompted to change it before he logs in

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On that char

warm plinth
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Oh, what did you mean when you said "they stopped giving him free name changes"? You just mean they banned him in addition to flagging it this time?

exotic spoke
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Yeah

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24 hour ban and he has to name change

warm plinth
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Gotcha. Idk why people name their toons dumb shit like that

exotic spoke
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He’s an idiot but he’s funny and good when he raided.

warm plinth
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lol

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I had a former guildie who would get flagged for rename because of an inappropriate name, and he'd use the rename to name it another inappropriate name smh

exotic spoke
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He had that on his main when he raided - literally paid to change his toon to that- last time. Right before raid, like about to zone in, kicked out and forced to name change.

He had that name for all of 30 minutes max

warm plinth
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He did it with his guild's name too. Finally a GM got into contact with him in-game and made him run the new name by the GM before they'd let him change it.

exotic spoke
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He was like level 10 or 11 on the priest

warm plinth
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Because his guild had been reported like 4 or 5 times already.

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See that's even dumber. Why would you pay to name your character something that can be reported XD

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Just throwing money down the drain.

exotic spoke
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He bought a token with gold but yeah pretty much

sand egret
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One of the very few times I had to interact with a user it was about an inappropriate name being flagged...needless to say he was very adamant that his name was was ok

it totally wasnt haha. boy was that awkward

exotic spoke
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Former GM?

sand egret
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yeah but not on WoW

exotic spoke
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Fair

warm plinth
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I remember a time when I played EQOA (I was like 14 at the time) for PlayStation 2, and this guy had his name flagged (Goldenshower) and I was so naive that I had no idea what was wrong with his name that they made him change it 😂

sand egret
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also the reason I refuse to work on Live-Dev anymore

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fuuuuck that shit

warm plinth
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Just saw his name get changed all of a sudden (if your name was flagged in that game, they changed it to something random and then would spawn in front of you and let you change it to something else if you wanted) and was like wait, why did your name change all of a sudden XD

sand egret
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haha sweet innocent child

warm plinth
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Ikr

sand egret
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the best is when players feign ignorance

exotic spoke
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Truth

sand egret
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“wtf this ban is wrong!”

warm plinth
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I bet DMV employees feel like real life GMs sometimes.

sand egret
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“uh i have your chatlogs...you called someone the N-word 15 times in 45 seconds...”

exotic spoke
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Hahaha

warm plinth
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That guy strolls up to the counter: "Yeah I want FUQ Y0U on my license plate; it's a memorial to my friend"

sand egret
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i also have literally all your user data....

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i can tell when you grief etc.

exotic spoke
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Hey PvP problems have PvP solutions

sand egret
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like do players not get that like everything you do has analytics attached

warm plinth
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I've only been banned once in the time I have played WoW (like 12 1/2 years now). I got an 8 hour ban for calling someone a kodo phallus.

sand egret
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hahaha definitely not the worst ban

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but imma start using that one

warm plinth
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I wouldn't even have known I got banned if they hadn't emailed me; I logged off shortly after I said it and went to bed 😂

stark sage
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i got a 72hr for impersonating a GM
that my friend jokingly reported me fore

exotic spoke
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Haven’t been banned yet - but when I’m finally done with this game I’ll have to do something big

warm plinth
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Lol that's fucked

sand egret
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yeah thats a no no move

stark sage
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it was in private channels between me n him, and clearly a joke

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but it was a good meme

exotic spoke
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RIP

sand egret
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prob got someone on a bad day

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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i aint gonna lie, i did some petty shit haha

warm plinth
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It was Blade right after he had to argue with a guy about his name being inappropriate.

exotic spoke
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right after they had a shit review

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Oh, go on Blade

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Yeah - some dick named harderdaddy

warm plinth
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😂 😂

sand egret
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a users top score may have gotten “lost” a few times...musta been karma for his constant douchebaggery on social 🤔

warm plinth
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I always liked that about EQOA though, the live GM presence. They'd do shit like show up as some unused giant golem model and help kill rare spawns and shit. It was really cool.

exotic spoke
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They were probably bored shitless at times

warm plinth
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Yeah I mean it was a game that probably had subs in the 10s of thousands at best in its prime

exotic spoke
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I’ve only ever played wow (in terms of mmos) definitely not starting another one

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But yeah.... I wonder if I got perma banned if it wouldfuck over the other games....

warm plinth
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Just found a website that tracks MMO populations and it's saying that that game still has 1,219 daily players. The servers have been closed for like 5 years now.

exotic spoke
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Lol

sand egret
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not surprised tbh

warm plinth
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What do you mean fuck over other games? Like other Blizz games?

exotic spoke
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Yeah

sand egret
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depends on the type of ban

exotic spoke
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Hearthstone, Ow, etc

warm plinth
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Yeah I guess it would depend. I'm sure they could make it go across their games, but it would probably take something crazy to do that.

sand egret
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you gotta do some real shit to get a full on one

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like account stealing shit

warm plinth
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Like I bet it's actually tough to get a perma ban on the first shot in the first place.

exotic spoke
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So you’re saying I need to do something to get perma banned from wow but not too crazy to get my account closed

When I finally quit for good I mean

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Now you’re just giving me a goal

sand egret
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🤔

warm plinth
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Yeah I mean you could probably log in to someone's account and then have them report you for stealing; that might do it XD

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Not sure there are many ways to get instantly permabanned.

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Especially if you have zero record of doing anything bad before

sand egret
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if ya do something that gets the cops involved, you’ re prob on the right track

warm plinth
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😂

exotic spoke
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It’s like when someone says “you won’t pull the last four packs before mythic Rasta... no balls”

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You just gotta pull all four

stark sage
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yeah afaik most things in game dont start with perma, even cheat and stuff is like 6mon as a warning

warm plinth
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Yeah the guys that were modifying object models got 6 months, I forgot about that. And that's a pretty serious way to cheat.

exotic spoke
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Yeah, then they were reversed

warm plinth
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Nah

sand egret
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immediate perma is mostly part of a legal action against ya

warm plinth
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Only the people who were only modifying their character got reversed

exotic spoke
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Botting?

warm plinth
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The object model people still got 6 months

exotic spoke
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Ah ok

stark sage
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the ones that were just using it cosmetically were reverted, but those using it to cheat farming nodes or pvp objectives got up to 6 month

warm plinth
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Yeah because you could do shit like make the warsong flag gigantic so you can click it from your base and shit like that

stark sage
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bots usually get 6 months also

sand egret
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thats manipulating assets, im talking like prostitution rings via wow channels

warm plinth
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I think that might result in jail time, not just a permaban 😂

stark sage
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yeah stuff that is using wow to exploit the law might hit a pb right away

sand egret
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which has happened (see: CoD)

lusty grotto
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What the f did I turn my discord on to

stark sage
exotic spoke
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Yeah, I don’t want to get cops involved

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And I want to be able to play my other games

warm plinth
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You can do this thing actually. And I know it sounds crazy but hear me out

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You can actually go to your account settings

exotic spoke
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Yeah nim

warm plinth
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And cancel your subscription

exotic spoke
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Oh I did that before

warm plinth
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I know. Weird.

exotic spoke
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They got me back when I was drunk one night

warm plinth
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They don't even ask you why you're cancelling anymore 😂

sand egret
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“Leech”

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  • Nim
warm plinth
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Or at least, they don't every time. They didn't when I took a break at the end of Legion.

exotic spoke
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I got the statue of doom hammer or whomever I don’t remember

warm plinth
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I wanted to win that statue of Jaina from the wowhead egg hunt, so I could smash it.

exotic spoke
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Ha!

warm plinth
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$350 statue and doesn't even look like her.

exotic spoke
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Anyway, talk later

warm plinth
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👋

lusty grotto
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hey dont mention bans

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youll summon griff

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i just had a mini heart attack

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memory error when opening wow

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then monitors started to flicker

warm plinth
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D:

lusty grotto
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presses restart button

warm plinth
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Close your porn before playing dude

lusty grotto
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stewart is alive thank god

warm plinth
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Stewart is invincible

sand egret
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No, Stewart is a dead fish. Invincible is a dead horse.

lusty grotto
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you shut your whore mouth blade

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stewart is a saint!

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A SAINT

sand egret
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Yes, but not a horse

lusty grotto
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ok i can't argue that

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do ivus with my rogue

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get azerite helm

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bonus roll

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get azerite helm

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wdf

warm plinth
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Bonus rolling pisses me off

lusty grotto
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welp i mean free residuum

sick sentinel
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Hey

hazy dust
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405 vial vs 405 block alongside 415 stone?

sick sentinel
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Fill me in on the memes

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@hazy dust block

hazy dust
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cheers

warm plinth
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We talked about getting banned a lot, and how to get Rikki banned permanently from WoW (when he decides to quit) without getting him banned from other Blizzard games at the same time.

sick sentinel
warm plinth
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Yes, basically.

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But less...immature?

sick sentinel
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Nice

junior ivy
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i love when protection becomes offtopic

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i used to be responsible for it going off track most of the time

swift spade
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hi guys quick question is lifespeed better then heed my call or unstable flames ? which one do i pick up

lusty grotto
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im partial for unstable flames

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then heed

warm plinth
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Unstable Flames probably. Heed My Call is good too though.

swift spade
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k ty

junior ivy
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i decided to try audiobooks

strange eagle
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hi guys Hello guys, i play a ZT prot warrior, and i would like to know which buff can i take with racial ( paku / kim or krag) ? In MM +

warm plinth
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Probably Paku for M+

oblique garnet
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Protection going off topic🤔

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Idk what i should do tbh i cant seem to get good parses from opulence

lime mantle
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@oblique garnet nuke adds

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Alternatively, if your raid nukes adds too fast go full ST meme with fury swipes (1k aa damage(

oblique garnet
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Yes even when i do that i dont get alot of dps

warm plinth
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My Primape has Fury Swipes.

oblique garnet
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Could be something to do with the fact that we only get 2 adds and only one crit buff🤔

spice ferry
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fang does pretty meme oppu pad damage

lime mantle
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You forgot leech posting there

spice ferry
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why is leech such a big meme in prot? havent noticed it in any other tank discs?

warm plinth
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Because a couple of the top M+ warriors ran a leech meme build and people saw it and started thinking we wanted leech.

lime mantle
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Basically

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It’s just a case of “good player did x that means x is good”

warm plinth
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And then a couple of our less mature people decided to run with it and now it won't go away

oblique garnet
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Which it is not

spice ferry
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ah yeh cool makes sense

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same as bdk and stacking haste

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because lepan said he was

lusty grotto
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lepan is a gigantic retard

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basically why we have haste cap questions here

lime mantle
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Sorta like when some top tanks in wrath geared with arpen because their healerscould take it and then you had tanks on pugs die and get one shorted as they ran around withbfull dps gear

warm plinth
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I imagine that's even worse because the blood discord was telling people to stack haste in Legion, so it has even more of a ring of truth to it.

undone sun
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lol

lime mantle
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@spice ferry isn’t haste stupid good for Bdk?

oblique garnet
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Has lepan finally learned how to clap

spice ferry
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no

undone sun
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not enough to drop ilevel for

warm plinth
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It's good, but it's not anything special. Vers is better.

spice ferry
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its not even good period

warm plinth
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And even that isn't worth dropping ilevel for I don't think (been a while since I cared about blood)

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It's a comfort stat

spice ferry
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its a make you think youre doing good stat

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when in reality other stats actually make you do good

lime mantle
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I am deeply confused now. I have been living a lie.

warm plinth
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Lol, good way to put it.

spice ferry
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people think it makes your runes recharge faster, so you use more spells etc

lime mantle
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Didn’t it make your runes recharge faster at some point?

oblique garnet
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Except bdk plays so slowly irs not even fun

spice ferry
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probably

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i mean it does technically

oblique garnet
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It does make your runes recharge faster

spice ferry
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but unless you are executing absolute perfect rotation

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you'll never see a benefit

lime mantle
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Pretty hard to do a 4 actions per hour rotation wrong :^]

spice ferry
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you'd be surprised 😉

lime mantle
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I mean, you might have to move two inches and spend a day and a half doing that, yeah.

spice ferry
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HEY

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we're quick with ww and DA

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for 6 seconds every minute

warm plinth
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Relative to what? Paladins?

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😂

lime mantle
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Relative to a crippled child

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😹

warm plinth
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Isn’t that the same thing movement wise?

spice ferry
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idk, dont have pally at cap

lime mantle
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Paladin sometimes has an extra battery on his wheelchair

oblique garnet
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Paladin plays faster than dk tho

warm plinth
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They’re probably about the same tbf assuming paladin is running the double steed talent

spice ferry
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dk just gets the luxury of ignoring mechanics

warm plinth
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And yeah paladin does play faster

spice ferry
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or knockbacks

oblique garnet
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You can cheese most knockbacks

lime mantle
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You don’t ignore knock backs

spice ferry
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deaths advance

lime mantle
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Warriors do and they get rage

spice ferry
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you dont get knocked

umbral forge
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@oblique garnet
I got BiS azerite for raiding chestpiece 🍭

oblique garnet
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can you cheese the knockback on blockades with warrior using intercept @hot locust ?

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Nice jettom

lime mantle
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I cleared up to conclave and I got no items at all.
I even coined twice.
But I got an 425 with leech.

umbral forge
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I need to get Whispers of the Damned somehow, on my shoulderpiece.

hot locust
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@oblique garnet yeah I've done it

oblique garnet
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Aight thats good to know

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Last time i tried it kinda fucked it up by intercepting too soon and the soak exploded xD

lime mantle
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Also while we talk about charge, I want to remind everyone about classic.
Charge pathing was also fubar there.
Enjoy running to Timbuktu to go up a ledge or falling through the world!

oblique garnet
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If i do play classic im not gonna play warrior

spice ferry
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yeh idk why you'd want to put yourself through that pain

lime mantle
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Don’t you wanna have to press 69 buttons to charge in combat?

oblique garnet
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Nah i just dont want to go through leveling weapon skills

umbral forge
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@oblique garnet wanna tank a +10 on your Bdk?

oblique garnet
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Nah watching vikings and gonna go to sleep soon

umbral forge
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Aight fren

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(TL Note: Late would not sleep for another 5 hours)

oblique garnet
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Yeah the math checks out

umbral forge
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this key will go to shit

honest canopy
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Friends

lime mantle
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How do you fuckbyo a 10

honest canopy
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ML10 teaming ppl bad 123 rip toast

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I need 2x azerite pices before 1300

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Its 0307

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Help me solve this

warm plinth
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Like...what level azerite are we talking?

honest canopy
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385 or above

warm plinth
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Uh...idk what to tell you on that.

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Run normal BoD and get really lucky?

honest canopy
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Reasonable

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Theres one quest up

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Oh

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I can scrap and get for one 385 pices.

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Better The. Not have one atleast

cursive hull
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Hi, on Conclave, I read that Lacerating Claws can be blocked. What is blocked ? the initial damage but the DoT still applies ?

lusty grotto
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you cant block anything

lime mantle
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Can be removed via dwarf racial or engineer hat

lusty grotto
undone sun
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danie even if that was true the answer is too vague to give information, damage applies to both the dot and initial hit

lusty grotto
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if you have any questions about blockable damage look at our blockable/reflectable spreadsheet in #268491842637660160 @cursive hull

cursive hull
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Thanks, nice sheet

lime mantle
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Removed because corrected.
The ability to remove it since it is a bleed is right. Also don’t relly on the engineer hat for it

lusty grotto
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or just be dwarf or DiD (or orc/maghar)

hoary crescent
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hey im new to war tanking, can warriors block while side strafing

umbral forge
undone sun
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if your front half is still facing the target, yes @hoary crescent

hoary crescent
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how far in front is block

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180 in front?

lusty grotto
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yeah just about

undone sun
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roughly

warm plinth
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If you strafe straight away from the mob, you won't block in my experience. You need to have a tiny bit of an angle.

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But it's pretty damn close to 180 degrees

lusty grotto
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you can certainly strafe away from the mob

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ive done it since... forever

warm plinth
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Then Blizz needs to debug my warrior, because it's broken.

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I'm opening a ticket right now

oblique garnet
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stop keyboard turning

warm plinth
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Make me

oblique garnet
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Ok

warm plinth
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😏

undone sun
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oof

warm plinth
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I don't keyboard turn though

oblique garnet
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Unbind q and e

warm plinth
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I have them unbound. A and D are my strafe keys

undone sun
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q is mouseover heroic throw 👏

oblique garnet
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Q is taunt

warm plinth
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My warrior is just too dumb to block at 180 degrees

hoary crescent
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how do i even tell if ive blocked an atk or not

oblique garnet
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T is for throw

hoary crescent
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aside from looking at meters

oblique garnet
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Its sinple really

undone sun
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in game combat log

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and warcraft logs

oblique garnet
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Did you die? If not you blocked it

warm plinth
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🤔

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That's an interestingly wrong way to put it 😅

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But I said you can't strafe and block so wtf do I know

undone sun
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die

oblique garnet
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Its very accurate tho

warm plinth
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I took a hit to the back once and lived. I'm god-like.

oblique garnet
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I have 405k hp 🤔

undone sun
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i got back hit on argus and survived

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

warm plinth
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I always said he hit like a bitch 😏

undone sun
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really does

slim cosmos
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would a 410 + socket vial be better than 400 + socket RAGE? the RAGE feels a lot nicer to use

warm plinth
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What's in the other slot?

slim cosmos
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alch stone 415

warm plinth
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Oh. That's actually a hard call. You can sim it for DPS. RAGE is probably better defensively.

oblique garnet
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Vial is good for first 6 seconds

warm plinth
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You're good for at least 8 in my book.

oblique garnet
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Aww thanks

warm plinth
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I like to be nice sometimes

worthy dagger
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@umbral forge lmao Nemesis

umbral forge
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sup

oblique garnet
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@warm plinth you know these streaming sites and their ”Playing next episode in 5 seconds” ? Its a bait the episodes never stop

sick sentinel
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Let's do not discuss keybinds please

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Nah

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Nah bitch poyo

warm plinth
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But we haven't discussed keybinds yet today

oblique garnet
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I know a tank main who has taunt in 1 kage

worthy dagger
#

i block players from certain servers 💩

sick sentinel
#

Actually

#

Do

worthy dagger
#

taunt leap taunt

sick sentinel
#

I'm going to bed

umbral forge
#

I don't play with people from Blackmoore.

warm plinth
#

They really don't ever stop. And if they don't stop, I keep watching them. It's a vicious cycle.

oblique garnet
#

Yes

sick sentinel
#

U can go to bed but u can't stop us from pinging u

warm plinth
#

It's why my life has been wasted thus far.

oblique garnet
#

I ment to go to sleep 2 episodes ago but before i could stop it the next episode already started

#

And once it starts you just gotta finish it

sick sentinel
#

Also where the fuck are the +15 KR at, I can't find a single fucker pugging a +15

warm plinth
#

I hate it when that happens.

worthy dagger
#

Lets be fair anyone who plays WoW has been throwing their life away cause we still insist on this shitty game

warm plinth
#

And the new episode will have something totally fucked or awesome happen in the first 10 seconds and then you can't stop.

oblique garnet
#

Yes and then it ends in a cliffhanger

#

So naturally you have to see what happens next

warm plinth
#

So you have to watch the next one because who the fuck waits to see what happens after a cliffhanger

oblique garnet
#

Exactly

warm plinth
#

Even if you watch one of those horrible series that ends the whole series with a cliffhanger, you then have to watch an episode of another show to distract yourself from how pissed you are

oblique garnet
#

Tldr this is how i binge watched 2 seasons of mr. Robot in one sitting

warm plinth
#

Lol

#

As far as throwing their life away because we insist on this shitty game, I actually like WoW. I don't always like everything they do in it, but when those times happen, I take a break.

#

But I also have really low standards.

lusty grotto
#

alright

#

which blizz dev decided to put a goddamn labyrinth in boralus

warm plinth
#

🤔

lusty grotto
#

is it the same dev that designed dazaralor?

warm plinth
#

How do you get lost in Boralus?

#

Or are you trying to go through the Proudmoore Keep area

#

Because fuck that area

lusty grotto
warm plinth
#

OH LOL

#

Well they had to do something to attempt to recreate how horrible Dazar'alor is.

#

Not that they even came close.

lusty grotto
#

yeah its a tribute clearly

warm plinth
#

This is not the worst city in the wo-horld, no. This is just a tribute.

oblique garnet
#

Dazar alor is pretty easy to navigate

warm plinth
#

It's not hard to navigate. It's just needlessly spread out.

lusty grotto
#

...with a jet

oblique garnet
#

All you need is to put the hs to great bazaar inn and if you ever need to go to great seal you take the paku totem

warm plinth
#

But to use the paku totem, you have to actually quest in Zuldazar.

lusty grotto
#

but what about my bank

warm plinth
#

Which is easily the worst questing zone in the game, and that's including Silithus.

umbral forge
#

48 deaths.
50 minutes I think.

warm plinth
#

That's an impressive .96 DPM

umbral forge
oblique garnet
#

Zuldazar takes 1 hour to complete

umbral forge
#

oh wait that's not overall

#

still that shitty tank jesus christ.

oblique garnet
#

Jettom that details style is disgusting

umbral forge
#

what

coral jasper
#

^

lusty grotto
#

its jettom

#

what do you expect

umbral forge
lusty grotto
#

did you forget jettom is a nightborne male?

oblique garnet
#

Change it to something better and it will increase your dps

lusty grotto
#

and has draenei males

warm plinth
#

I love when people say things take x amount of time to complete.

#

Because every time they do, it's waaaaay off.

lusty grotto
#

i...

#

hold on

#

that's an ARMS WARRIOR?!

warm plinth
#

It would appear so

lusty grotto
#

ah 19k

#

thought it was 30k

warm plinth
#

Understandable. That horrible design is hard to read.

lusty grotto
#

fucking jettom man

sick sentinel
#

I mean arms is still fucking leagues ahead of fury in m+

umbral forge
#

he did 33k overall.

lusty grotto
#

time to dust off my arms

sick sentinel
#

Unless they've nerfed the smash trait since 8.0 it's much more stronger ST and AoE then fury in m+

lusty grotto
#

not according to people here

umbral forge
warm plinth
#

It's not the background we had a problem with

#

It's the bar texture

sick sentinel
#

I don't think they were talking about the background

lusty grotto
#

holy fuck how can i set my eyes on fire

sick sentinel
#

It's the bar

umbral forge
#

what

sick sentinel
#

But yeah, uve someone how made it worse

warm plinth
#

Shiny bar textures are eyesores

lusty grotto
#

lmao

sick sentinel
#

I'd play arms if I wasn't already dpsing on my feral

oblique garnet
#

@umbral forge i dare you to take ss of your ui

warm plinth
#

Late is clearly a glutton for punishment.

sick sentinel
#

Looking at my photos on my phone, I have way too many photo shoped Sonic movie faces

lusty grotto
#

im gonna save this one poyo

sick sentinel
#

Good

oblique garnet
#

Nono its not punishment its teachable moment

sick sentinel
#

You can't teach while blind

lusty grotto
#

yes a teachable moment

#

about knowing how everything jettom puts in here is horrifying

oblique garnet
#

Im already blind dont you know all the blind people are the best teachers according to every movie with a blind person

umbral forge
lusty grotto
#

do you

#

jesus christ

warm plinth
#

Is that Titan Panel?

sick sentinel
#

Wow

lusty grotto
#

you have titan panel

#

holy fuck lmao

umbral forge
#

wow

warm plinth
#

I didn't even know that shit still existed

umbral forge
#

I'M TOO USED TO IT OK

dusty warren
#

👀

lusty grotto
#

you have titan panel on an ultra wide monitor

#

i just

#

i cant jettom

sick sentinel
#

Ayo my guy WHY DO YOU HAVE GOGGLES ON UR DAMN TAUREN

lusty grotto
#

i cant do this anymore

umbral forge
lusty grotto
#

i will give Stewart the keyboard

#

hasuhdakjshajkhdaikdhakjha

#

ajkhshdakjhsajkh

oblique garnet
#

I dont know

#

What i expected

warm plinth
#

zyxwvutsrqponmlkjhigfedcba

sick sentinel
#

ALSO WHY DO YOU HAVING A CLAPPING NIGHTELF ON TOP OF THAT BOX

oblique garnet
#

Tbf

lusty grotto
#

lmao

warm plinth
#

ihg*

umbral forge
#

she spawns when I have azerite WQ's to do

lusty grotto
#

holy fuck he does haha

oblique garnet
#

I expected his ui to be more of an mess after seeing his details

lusty grotto
#

you know the equivalent of "xmog of starter TBC gear"

sick sentinel
#

WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO CHAT WINDOWS

lusty grotto
#

for ui design

#

and race selection

warm plinth
#

I didn't even see the night elf lol

umbral forge
#

elvui sets it up as 2

#

so I was like

lusty grotto
#

jettom has that

umbral forge
#

"Yeah ok"

#

"That's cool"

sick sentinel
#

Wow
More reason for me to continue to never use elvui

warm plinth
#

Tbf I have two chat panels too. I just disable one and put Details over it because I can't be bothered to figure out how to disable it.

lusty grotto
warm plinth
#

How to disable the panel itself I mean

oblique garnet
#

Go to chat

#

Then toggle the panel off

lusty grotto
#

i have loot/trade there

#

details shows up in combat only

warm plinth
#

I tried that but then loot doesn't show up anywhere.

umbral forge
#

what's bad about titanpanel

warm plinth
#

Nothing really. It's just completely unnecessary.

lusty grotto
#

lol why do you even need it

umbral forge
#

"how much bagspace do I have"
"Where's my gold"

sick sentinel
#

I dislike titanpanel because it looks like a border

lusty grotto
#

you have gold/time/fps/latency/durability/spec/resource in the bottom in elvui

sick sentinel
#

My guy, just download bagon

umbral forge
#

fucking hoshi no kaabi profile picture guy wanting me to get some communist bag addon

sick sentinel
#

ITS KIRBY TRYING TO NOT LOSE HIS WAY DAMNIT

warm plinth
#

I thought I had a stroke for a second there

lusty grotto
#

you leave budget wadu alone!

#

male nightborne!

umbral forge
#

my priest and main is a Chad Male Tauren

lusty grotto
#

lol

umbral forge
#

I've played this game for 14-15 years I know what I want to see in my ui

oblique garnet
#

Ah shit i missed the pause button again

lusty grotto
#

yes a dancing night elf

umbral forge
#

Correct.

lusty grotto
#

at least its not a dancing nightborne male

#

or a dancing draenei male

umbral forge
#

I do have standards.

sick sentinel
#

Standards

umbral forge
#

I may be gay but I'm not a british word for cigarettes.

sick sentinel
#

Well ur standards are shit

lusty grotto
#

calm down calm down

oblique garnet
undone sun
#

🥖

umbral forge
#

Exactly, Late.

lusty grotto
#

also a weeb 😦

#

sigh

#

i mean jettom

oblique garnet
#

Im not a weeb

umbral forge
#

Same

#

I've just been to Japan twice.

sick sentinel
#

Jesus christ

undone sun
#

You don't have to be a weeb to go to Japan 🤔

lusty grotto
#

did you get your ass kicked by xenophobic old ladies yet

undone sun
#

I wanna visit because of the food

sick sentinel
#

Lets be real, the flithy west only go to japan to learn what it is to become weeb

oblique garnet
#

Same thyme

#

The food and the culture tbh

undone sun
#

Yeah

sick sentinel
#

Fuck the food, I want to visit the farms and the country side

oblique garnet
#

And i wanna see some of those beautiful cherry trees during spring aswell

sick sentinel
#

Weeb

lusty grotto
#

uhhh... i dont like seafood so

#

japan is a nono for me

umbral forge
#

I went to Korea.

#

I mean Japan

#

Kyoto

oblique garnet
#

There are many places in the world i want to visit anyways

lusty grotto
#

since i can get ramen overpriced in murica

umbral forge
#

some stores wouldn't let me in

sick sentinel
#

The could tell who u were

lusty grotto
#

so you did get your ass kicked by xenophobic old ladies

sick sentinel
#

by ur smell

#

their culture isnt that friendly tbh

#

Lets be real, is anyones culture friendly>

lusty grotto
#

yes

sick sentinel
#

some yes

oblique garnet
#

Nono japan is by definition one of the most racist countries in the world

sick sentinel
#

Frane home of "Love" my ass

#

can suck my asshole

oblique garnet
#

France LUL

lusty grotto
#

i would honestly be xenophobic if i had all these weeb "otakus" coming in and making our language sound like shit

#

they should... wait for it

#

... build a wall

sick sentinel
#

Of course the fish wants a wall

lusty grotto
#

ok that's enough, i feel digusting

#

have i ever told you guys i severely dislike anime

#

i think ive mentioned it about 27 times

umbral forge
#

That's sugoii, onii-chan.

sick sentinel
#

Your playing a game full of anime

lusty grotto
#

goddamn jettom

undone sun
#

what

sick sentinel
#

the fucking achivement from argus is a damn anime refernce

lusty grotto
#

anime tropes make me irrationally mad

sick sentinel
#

so uve been playing anime since wow was created

#

also theres an anime about dnd, so ur even more fucked now

lusty grotto
#

NO!

sick sentinel
#

you cant run away from anime fam

#

Not even drugs can corner all the markets like anime can

lusty grotto
#

nausea

sick sentinel
#

I love firefox/chrome but fuck I hate it when it tells me that "Nah fam, you cant use that website and there is nothing you can do to access the website"

#

LET ME IN
LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN

oblique garnet
#

Time to put an end to shitty memes

lusty grotto
#

😉

sick sentinel
#

Lets be honest, we are playing a meme spec atm

umbral forge
#

I'm going to be honest.

sick sentinel
#

dont

umbral forge
#

The dancing night elf girl was a joke.

#

But

lusty grotto
#

jettom no

umbral forge
#

I'm making it real now.

lusty grotto
#

you can't backpedal out of this one

umbral forge
#

wait

#

WAIT

#

Nimchip

lusty grotto
#

i bet youre one of those people that have a kajillion icons on your desktop

umbral forge
#

did you not see my prot paladin weakauras?

sick sentinel
#

I really rather not see it

lusty grotto
#

ive honestly had enough jettom for today

oblique garnet
#

Wow

lusty grotto
#

i cay try to look at them tomorrow

umbral forge
sick sentinel
#

I hate you

#

I hate you so damn much

undone sun
#

oh jesus

sick sentinel
#

I want

lusty grotto
#

oh good lord

sick sentinel
#

TO FUCKING DIE

umbral forge
#

oh trust me

#

it gets worse.

oblique garnet
#

Im done

lusty grotto
#

that's enough internet for me today

undone sun
#

padoru padoru 👏

sick sentinel
#

HOW DOES IT GET WORSE

oblique garnet
#

I dont want do keys with you again

sick sentinel
#

lol

oblique garnet
#

I dont associate myself with terrorists

umbral forge
#

WOW

lusty grotto
#

nods

umbral forge
#

I don't even have a Megumin thing in there and you call me a terrorist.

orchid token
#

do u guys wanna see my cabal WA

#

for taunting

umbral forge
oblique garnet
#

I cant bring myself to gear my paladin after seeing that video yettom

lusty grotto
#

jesus christ

orchid token
#

the fight has fucking nothing going on so i just added something to the WA every wipe

umbral forge
#

oh?

orchid token
#

it procs eveyrtime cotank is at 2 stacks

umbral forge
#

@oblique garnet Good.
I fucking hate Paladins.

#

that's beautiful.

lusty grotto
#

jesus christ lol

#

i gotta be honest

#

i laughed

orchid token
umbral forge
#

anyways some backstory.
I was living with some friends at the time.
I said "Jesus fuck Prot Paladin is so easy I could play it with nothing but anime girls icons"
The test run I still have an action bar in the up right but I played like this for a month doing mythic EN.

lusty grotto
#

lmao

oblique garnet
#

Actually jettom

#

Pm me those weakauras

lusty grotto
#

fuck im still not exalted

oblique garnet
#

I want to make those for prot warrior

umbral forge
#

Sorry I don't have them anymore

#

it's from 2016

oblique garnet
#

😪

orchid token
lusty grotto
#

lmao

oblique garnet
#

Mythic cabal?

sick sentinel
#

That's amazing

orchid token
#

we're in the warlock group and they're talking defensives & strats after eveyr attempt

#

"okay lets do this" blahbahghaghn

#

after wipe 2 i said "ok i think we taunt on 2"

#

"agreed"

#

"ok good talk see u in 2 weeks"

#

its actually so fucking boring

#

it doesnt even hit hard

oblique garnet
#

Yup

orchid token
#

so you dont even have to do your rotation

oblique garnet
#

Basically every boss ever

orchid token
#

i swapped to warrior for brown man buff since we didnt bring dps warrior

#

and its even more braindead

lusty grotto
#

uhh

#

i got a question

#

how in the hell do i get to moonglade as alliance

orchid token
#

as a non druid?

lusty grotto
#

yes

orchid token
#

hyjal port and fly

umbral forge
#

there's a portal to Moonglade

distant crystal
#

hyjal port still exists??

lusty grotto
#

i thought darnassus was burned

#

have i been lied to

umbral forge
#

in stormwind somewhere

#

if you did cata

#

I think

distant crystal
#

take the portal to darkshore

#

:D

lusty grotto
#

i saw it in a movie

#

shit

#

fuck

distant crystal
#

or are you horde

orchid token
#

my guild told me to change my battle shout macro

lusty grotto
#

waat with the real answers that i was to dumb to think about

orchid token
#

last week it was "here is ur brown buff"

#

this week it's "brown power"

#

they said i should change it

distant crystal
#

the only proper emote for battle shout is

#

"REEEEEEEE!"

lusty grotto
#

a few weeks ago

#

someone from the guild that i do heroic bod with

#

said "give me bshout"

orchid token
#

idk if its universal but my guild never asks for battle shout

lusty grotto
#

and then they repeated it every fight

orchid token
#

they just say "give me the brown"

#

so my macros are all around that

#

or if we have no warrior one day they say where is the brown man

lusty grotto
#

so i just copy pasted an enlarged battle shout icon on discord and said here you go

#

told him that's my actual weak aura

#

and to stfu

#

mission accomplished

#

if someone says give me the brown, im gonna be inclined to think they mean they want me to throw them poo

#

and i would do it but i dont know the logistics around that, can you mail poo?

oblique garnet
#

Yes you can

#

Theres a website

lusty grotto
#

ah!

oblique garnet
#

Where you can choose a bag of poo you want delivered

#

Its all legal too

lusty grotto
#

modern problems require modern solutions

oblique garnet
#

I believe it was once featured in shark tank aswell🤔

lusty grotto
#

rofl

oblique garnet
#

It was either that bag of poo thing or something equally ridiculous

sick sentinel
#

Taking shit delivery to its literal point

lusty grotto
#

was it the glitter thing?

distant crystal
#

glitter bombs should result in a lengthy prison sentence

lusty grotto
#

glitter bombs are the only thing that i break my "dont do unto others..." totally-non-bible-inspired moral code

#

just thinking about it gives me giggles

#

or whatever it's called lmao

oblique garnet
#

Thats some deep hatred towards a person mailing them the glitterbomb

lusty grotto
#

you're right

#

its too much

honest canopy
#

Idont even knwl what a glitterbomb is

#

😪

warm plinth
#

^ That's a glitter bomb

umbral forge
#

Terrorism

honest canopy
#

Jettom send me your adress 👀

umbral forge
#

no

honest canopy
#

Btw i am on i 10 mins max If Someone wanna game. Il tank on DK

umbral forge
#

ok

oblique garnet
#

H4h4

#

Method only has today left to kill uunat if they wish to compete for wf

#

They are missing so many crucial players for mdi

honest canopy
#

Rip

#

The players going MDI, are they going as Method grp?

#

What ilvl do i need to get 385 azerite of WQs?

#

400?

warm plinth
#

Who knows. Their item tracking thing is bullshit and they won't give you a straight answer even if you open a ticket and ask. I know; I tried.

honest canopy
#

Ree

#

399,99ilvl now

#

with 2x 360 pices....

warm plinth
#

Had me and my girlfriend at the exact same ilevel and I was getting max level emissary rewards and she wasn't. So who knows what they're basing it on.

honest canopy
#

Sigh

#

but there is a higher wq reward then 370 right?

warm plinth
#

No, not unless it's azerite

#

Regular WQs are 370 cap, Azerite is I think 380

#

Emissaries are 385 iirc

#

Oh, here

#

395 for emissaries, 400 for azerite from emissaries

umbral forge
#

Wait there's a Spider man movie out?

warm plinth
#

Uh...not that I'm aware of

umbral forge
#

like from Marvel U

warm plinth
#

No, Endgame just came out; highly doubt they'd do another Marvel movie when Endgame is barely out of its opening weekend.

#

There's one coming out in 2019 that's Marvel Universe

#

Er, in July 2019*

oblique garnet
#

Endgame is bad movie change my mibd

#

Mind

warm plinth
#

Haven't seen it yet, so idk. Haven't even seen Infinity War or Guardians of the Galaxy

umbral forge
#

I loved it.

#

and no ghash I found one on netflix

warm plinth
#

Oh, homecoming maybe?

umbral forge
#

yeah

#

I'd watch it but it's not anime enough

warm plinth
#

Oh is it animated?

oblique garnet
#

No

umbral forge
#

oh man

#

I want that anime movie spider man

warm plinth
#

I didn't think it was lol. Tom Holland is in that one I think

#

The guy who played him in Civil War

umbral forge
warm plinth
#

What is lol

umbral forge
warm plinth
#

lmao

#

Whew, programme

#

Dat EU shit

umbral forge
#

the fuck we supposed to call it? Animated Theatre?

warm plinth
#

We spell it program

#

But we usually call them TV shows, not programs (unless you're old af)

honest canopy
#

TV Program

#

is the swedish word for it

#

But dramas etc often refered to Serier

#

aka series

warm plinth
#

What's the swedish word for TV

umbral forge
#

yeah

honest canopy
#

TV

umbral forge
#

serier

warm plinth
#

Like not abbreviated I mean

oblique garnet
#

Tv

umbral forge
#

In Norway we call them Fjernsynsapparater.

honest canopy
#

No you dont

warm plinth
#

That's a fucking word right there

umbral forge
#

we do

#

I mean sure

#

we use TV

#

but not abbreviated it's fjernsynsapparater.

honest canopy
#

The english translation for that is like Farsight device

#

Ours is Television

umbral forge
#

I assume you can read Norwegian

honest canopy
#

haha

#

You dont say Guleböj about banana tho right?

umbral forge
#

No that's you guys.

#

we call them gulebøy. We don't use ö

sick sentinel
#

Everyday I'm reminded why we should have banned the EU with their fake languages

warm plinth
#

🤔

#

Their languages came first though lol.

sick sentinel
#

EVERY
DAY

umbral forge
#

Your English is literally a violated version of Norwegian with French and German mixed in for good measure and just a tiny bit of Celtic to make it all fit together.

#

We did to England what England did to the world, don't forget.

warm plinth
#

Yeah but England spells everything wrong

#

😏

oblique garnet
#

English is fake language

honest canopy
#

Yellowbend

#

We say banana

#

Finnish is the only real language

honest pelican
#

anyone recommend a weak auras or addon to help track shield block uptime?

honest canopy
#

❤ Suomi

sick sentinel
#

That's like saying french speak Italian speaks Spanish when we know they speak a pos variant

warm plinth
#

I mean those are all latin languages; we all got our shit from the same place.

oblique garnet
sick sentinel
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Fuck the spelling, I will fight a motherfucker who says herb without the h

warm plinth
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What

umbral forge
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Norwegian is a German language. It's not latin, we have lend words from latin however.

warm plinth
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It's pronounced without the h you weirdo

oblique garnet
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Also finnish is not real language either

sick sentinel
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I will fucking STAB YOU

warm plinth
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When was that?

oblique garnet
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Its never on topic

honest canopy
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They are germanic

sick sentinel
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Yeah well continue to miss it

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Ok grandpa

honest canopy
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not latin

warm plinth
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I didn't say Norwegian was Latin

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I said french, italian and spanish were latin

sick sentinel
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With Spanish being the closet to latin

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Unlike those dirty dirty Frenchmen and Italians

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Unfortunately for them, nobody remembers

warm plinth
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Poyo is closer to latin

sick sentinel
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It is, but it has many meaning

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Poyo boy

warm plinth
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Poyo=pollo=chicken 🤔

umbral forge
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it's from Hoshi no Kaabi

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it's Kirby's catchphrase

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It means "Death to the proletariat"

warm plinth
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I'm gonna call poyo 🐔 from now on

sick sentinel
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Listen

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Leech, lepans, ilvl

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There

umbral forge
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Leech leech leech

warm plinth
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Protection warrior in latin is praesidium bellator

oblique garnet
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How can i cheese opulence mythic when my raid kills the boss too fast?

warm plinth
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Tell them to stop DoTs

oblique garnet
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The lurkers trinket is meh

warm plinth
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If they don't, 50 DKP minus

oblique garnet
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Eh

sick sentinel
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If I can't kill my group with it the trinket is worthless

oblique garnet
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Its better for damage than the other one

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But i wouldnt use it over gore or something else

sick sentinel
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I will sacrifice my group for more time on the clock if it means I can guarantee their deaths

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Op on mythic is like a fucking 8 min fight

oblique garnet
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Eh i mean we are just reclearing not cheesing parses

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Aye but we wanna do it efficiently and not waste time

sick sentinel
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Don't die then

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And get meta dps

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I feel like melee on that boss is the most friendly compared to ranged

oblique garnet
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Not really

sick sentinel
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If u have mongo melee yea

oblique garnet
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In p1 yeah sure its more melee friendly

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In p2 not so much

sick sentinel
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Oh yeah P2 it's bad but I feel likes it's a fucking mess overall

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Run all the way out, don't die from the dot, and don't drop ur shit in the wrong spot

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Also better hope u have a paly or 50

oblique garnet
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Just die and get resses

sick sentinel
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But the real spice is when u get ruby debuff to drop off

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Tasty

oblique garnet
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That doesnt happen if your group is not stupid

sick sentinel
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Just have all melee run ruby

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Don't ever have to worry

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I do wish ruby would proc from dots tho

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Because oh boy, all our Ruby's got that rng with coin shower and puddle

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Just fucking kill me oh my god

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Hopefully it doesn't happen over
And over
And over
And over
And over

exotic spoke
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That feels bad

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When it happens

sick sentinel
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We did have more 1, we had 6

exotic spoke
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We had two Alive - the others had died due to sacrificing and not having to deal with coin shower

oblique garnet
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Need those crits for all the adds aswell

exotic spoke
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And they both had to run out

sick sentinel
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With how tight the ruby debuff is, I hope the other 2 Ruby's don't die because sapphire didn't get placed on then or they took some damagr

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Ah yes solo tank op

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While the raid deals with the two minis

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The true strat

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Yes, that's what u meant

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Unless it's for an achievement, nah we good

oblique garnet
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The boss will reset

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Aye on heroic you can solo tank it even with the damage buff

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Dont think its doable with monk

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Warrior probably has the best chance at surviving

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Also you would need to get to the otherside gem room to get the tank gem

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?

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Because there is only 2 tank gens

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Gemd

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Gems

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1 on left 1 on right

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You want to push one side to the end yes?

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Yeah

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The doors dont open

umbral forge
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I wish there was a brawler specc in the game.

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Like Monk, minus the eastern influence and tea making.

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just some batshit crazy fuck who goes bare handed ape shit no technique or anything

sick sentinel
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So warrior mixed with rogue

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You could say, almost like a monk

oblique garnet
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Hmm ok so the doors do open up after opulence gets the buff

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How would you deal with the swaps on mythic then?

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So there would be no swaps

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🤔

umbral forge
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@sick sentinel Imagine a Monk with animations that's like super violent grappling and not about assuming a "Tiger stance" and preplanning your moves with combo

oblique garnet
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Idk i dont think 2 monk tanks would be able to live opulence mythic

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With the 100% increased damage

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Idk

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You could tank it till it breaks with warriors and rotate it

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It takes eternity to break on a warrior

lusty grotto
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all oppulence does is blockable

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i mean

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Warrior > Monk

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i think you're underestimating block

oblique garnet
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^

lusty grotto
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severely

warm plinth
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You still take damage with stagger. You don't take it with block.

lusty grotto
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didnt you say you needed damage?

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doesnt' having 3 tanks kinda removes 1 dps slot?

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uh huh

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how could you even say

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stagger

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when youre prot

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you've surely seen how much you last in that fight

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i just don't get it