protection

[uneven mason]

memebad

[oblique garnet]

My group was like yeah go back to your warrior when we did keys pre 8.1

[primal crypt]

Had to blow everything on a 5 pack

[oblique garnet]

When i played dk

[primal crypt]

Have to use all runes on marrow

[daring marlin]

The ultimate betrayal

[primal crypt]

Feelsbad

[sick sentinel]

I have no pity for BDKs D:

they've been on top for far too long

[primal crypt]

Needless to say, my dk is now unholy

Lel

Or a blood dk herbalist for fast mount speed

[daring marlin]

Why's that? Because BoS is fucking lame?

also

[old zephyr]

The bdk in my guild rerolled dps before it was même

[daring marlin]

why did they even turn FDK into just DW

[oblique garnet]

@daring marlin i needed an 2nd character for split runs and i fell asleep playing monk

[daring marlin]

shit's lame bro

[primal crypt]

Late

[daring marlin]

most iconic FDK=who? Arthas? did he DW?

[primal crypt]

Lets go to mdi

Ill go furry for you

[daring marlin]

Blizzard!!!! shakes fist

[sick sentinel]

Legion it was I think

since artifacts...

[oblique garnet]

Youre not eu yamo

[daring marlin]

It was Legion. It's stupid.

[primal crypt]

I an be

Can*

[daring marlin]

yamo can't dps

he's a cow

[primal crypt]

Shhhhh

[daring marlin]

he no think 2 gud

[old zephyr]

Wotlk frost could dualwield as well

[uneven mason]

I mean, that's being classist, just because Arthas lived in the cold area of Minnesota, doesn't make him a frost DK

[daring marlin]

It was a choice between 2H and DW

[primal crypt]

Ill go undead furry

[daring marlin]

yep

[sick sentinel]

watlk frost was amazeballs

[primal crypt]

Top tier

[uneven mason]

He casts defile, virulent plague and summons pets,

[primal crypt]

Swing animation

[daring marlin]

DW gave bonus damage while 2H gave more haste

[uneven mason]

fucking dude is Unholy

[daring marlin]

He's everything

egghead

[uneven mason]

U N H O L Y

Because he used to be a paladin

[daring marlin]

get outta here

[primal crypt]

🙆

[sick sentinel]

member blood dps ? I member

[daring marlin]

no disease blood

lul

[uneven mason]

I remember Dual wield frost tanks who were expertise capped

[primal crypt]

Wtf....McDonalds delivers

[uneven mason]

yeah

[oblique garnet]

I remember 102% dodge chance rogues

[primal crypt]

I can order mcdonalds to my office

Ultimate fat

Time to gain weight

[uneven mason]

now you can wonder if the people behind the counter AND the driver wiped snot in your McGreasesponge with cheese

[primal crypt]

Extra protein

[uneven mason]

its mostly salt

[primal crypt]

Didnt even have to pay for it

Gonna try to push out a couple 15s today

Then do a big push next week

Teeming tyrannical LMAOOOO

ahahahahahaha

[uneven mason]

yeah

I'm on vacation

gonna chain ping my MW until he logs his ass back in

[oblique garnet]

I found replacements for my old group

[uneven mason]

goal isn't to beat the boards, goal is to beat the BDK in my guild who spent months talking shit

[oblique garnet]

We gonna be blasting next week

[uneven mason]

who now gets 1 shot by raid bosses 👍

[primal crypt]

Next week could do triple/quad pulls

[uneven mason]

I think the most enjoyment I've had since 8.1 was though

[primal crypt]

Depending on interrupts

[uneven mason]

is our first time back in M Uldir

and the 2 big bertha's at the bottom of the stairs to Zek

he runs into them

and gets 1 shot

[primal crypt]

Splat

Lmaooo

[uneven mason]

I was like WHat happened?

"WHY DIDN"T YOU USE YOUR 🛡 "

[crystal creek]

Prot is hawt baby.

[old zephyr]

Instagibbed is What happened

[uneven mason]

meanwhile I"m doing my nails while they've got 4 stacks of enrage and tanking bos

🛡

[oblique garnet]

Big berthas?

Que?

[summer kestrel]

and then you go down to zul

and get fucking destroyed by the bleed

[oblique garnet]

Not really

[uneven mason]

never had a problem with the bleed

have a problem with the thickgirls getting pulled and enraging everything

Like, the way not to get killed by a bleed...

its a secret, but I'll give you a hint https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493563611269038100/526806138159759361/unknown.png

[tulip pond]

Not be in tank spec thus not getting aggro?

[uneven mason]

Nah, the secret is the fire in my eyes

the determination

DO YOU SEE IT

Kidding Zul bleed, really just takes the same thing for warriors as it does BDK - manage your resources use the right sequence of DRs

BDKs don't have a secret way to magically heal themselves for 100% of the bleeds damage, they've gotta roll CDs just like the rest of us

don't blow your load up front, work with the healers

or beg for a BoP

or bring a monk

I mean, thats the elite strat right "when your tank is bad, have them play monk"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/476547138155839508/527679224509759489/unknown.png

Limits tanking strat

[daring marlin]

Even their meme tanking strat thing says BDK is best for it

[uneven mason]

thats why its meme

[daring marlin]

Why do you think people say BDK is best for it, like for real?

Is it their insane health pool? or that the bleed ignores armor so their low armor doesn't matter?

[uneven mason]

Because vampiric blood is a better cooldown for DoTs

[daring marlin]

is it their AM being self healing?

Do you play a BDK?

[uneven mason]

no its the fact they receive bonus healing dur Vamp blood same reason why Monks are strong for it (bonus healing)

I do play a BDK

[daring marlin]

Strange.

It's almost like..........

[uneven mason]

I can't just slap Death strike

and laugh zul's bleed off

still have to manage my resources

still have to use CDs

[sick sentinel]

playing vb on Zul

bonestorm or bust

[daring marlin]

fuck that

[uneven mason]

I mean, you can't heal yourself through the DOT when you go to drop it with Bonestorm 👍

cause then you'll be shitting in everyones shoes

[sick sentinel]

4 stacks is comfy on dk though

even 5 stacks isn't to bad

[uneven mason]

As long as you're not being melee'd for 80k by Zul during it

[limber tulip]

???

imagine not playing bs on zul

[sick sentinel]

ikr 😄

[uneven mason]

I mean, you can meme healing meters with it

let the healers carry that damage while snail legs run the slop out

[daring marlin]

game be making me mad

[crystal creek]

the last 4 days i've had 2 1k APs, Gold, then 200 resources. Today is finally weapon cache

[astral crystal]

i got a 2h sword with prot loot spec

strange feels

[old zephyr]

1k azerite I bae though

Weapon you'll replace soon

[sand egret]

woo weapons cache!

and it gave me an offhand....in guardian spec

fml

[daring marlin]

Seems like caches have been borked since 8.1

weapon wise

[old zephyr]

Why play bear when you can play prot though

[daring marlin]

He has both

AND WHY NOT PLAY BEAR

[old zephyr]

Bear can not use for 50%party

[final mist]

Bears fucking suck.

That's why you don't play bear.

[sand egret]

annd a 2hander for prot

🤔

[astral crystal]

yeah i received the same

[uneven mason]

+++ stuff that ignores loot spec

[valid needle]

Can shields titanforge?

[sand egret]

not supposed to

[drowsy relic]

is it me or is KR impossible to do on a prot warrior???

wtf is the damage on fortified

i was liteerally about to run ravager + crit on use trinkets to parry the berserker bleeds

[final mist]

KR is fine.

[drowsy relic]

im just here to vent

[final mist]

I haven't had any issues.

[sand egret]

you just taking all the bleeds for yourself like a selfish tank

[final mist]

Are you using personals during the bleeds?

[sand egret]

spread the love

[drowsy relic]

nah I only had 1 bleed everytime

[final mist]

If you have a pet class

Wait

One bleed and you're dying?

[drowsy relic]

its just that we had to pull very small since we're trying to manage bleeds and damage im taking

[sand egret]

that's prob a healer/you thing

[drowsy relic]

its just hard to time if we're not pulling bigger packs

[final mist]

If you're dying to one bleed, that's a problem

That's a you or your healer problem

[drowsy relic]

nah I didnt die to the bleeds, its the fact that I cant take 2 stacks

so our pulls are literally garbage

[daring marlin]

shouldn't take 2 anyway

save stun for when the bleed is at like

2 seconds

[rocky ledge]

Best way to deal with zerkers is to solo them out with cc, and if you can have pets (trees, water ele, imps, etc) eat the bleeds for you. You can also chain stun before they re-apply

[daring marlin]

so it doesn't apply 2

[valid needle]

We got Assault in 10 minutes in EU Pog

[daring marlin]

can also delay them casting it by rooting their leap

[astral crystal]

brm doesn't slide under prot for the win

[daring marlin]

if you have classes with root

[astral crystal]

you can also have a hunter pet take it

it's proximity based

[daring marlin]

or warlock pet

and the lock can be sad

[astral crystal]

the cast is 6 seconds into the pull i believe

[daring marlin]

cuz their pet gets SHREDDED

[astral crystal]

or 8, not sure

[rocky ledge]

I run with a demo lock all the time. It’s like having an army of bleed targets.

You just have to tell your melee to not be retarded

[valid needle]

Im supposed to go with haste enchants right?

[oblique garnet]

@valid needle yes

Demo warlock is absolutely horrifying they cant take interrupt pets because they lose so much damage its not worth it

[old zephyr]

They get plenty of6stuns though

[sick sentinel]

isn't 358 ilvl enough to tank 7-8 m+?

i'm getting mass declines.

[old zephyr]

Yeah sûre

[sick sentinel]

or it's because im a warrior?

[main vault]

It’s probably ilvl and r.io

[sick sentinel]

It's the .io

[main vault]

Why take “enough” when you know you can get more

[low kite]

is there a such thing as protection open word pvp spec?

[restive zodiac]

My alt dk is 367 I’m also getting massive declines on +7’s. I think there are just a lot of tanks available with higher item levels

[sick sentinel]

why wouldsomeone with 370 do 7+?

[primal crypt]

Ilvl doesnt matter

I decline 389 people all the time

[restive zodiac]

When I make groups a lot of 370’s apply....

[primal crypt]

389 with +3 max

Declined

[sick sentinel]

it's a new alt

[primal crypt]

Came across a 380 something 8/8m

Declined

[sick sentinel]

was trying to tank

[restive zodiac]

For low keys, people are just gearing faster but don’t mean they got the nerve for higher keys

[primal crypt]

Yeah anything for 1-9

You need io

That shows you've at least done the same level of key

So you have to complete basically all of them in order

To get invited

Finish all the dungeons on +2

Then finish them all on +3

Etc.

[main vault]

No way you have to do that lol

[primal crypt]

Unless you have a group of people that will take you instantly

Yeah

You have to do that

People wont invite you

[main vault]

I get into groups all the time without that

That’s literally bullshit

[primal crypt]

Because the io addon shows how many dungeons you've completed and at what level

[drowsy relic]

if youre a tank people will invite you

[primal crypt]

/clap

[main vault]

I have tank alts like my DH that I’ve never done a key on half the dungeons and I get into 6-9 easily

Don’t just make shit up

[drowsy relic]

lol

[primal crypt]

Lmao

[daring marlin]

Yamo tank m+ for my horde warrior

[primal crypt]

Im not making shit up

[daring marlin]

I need the gearz

[drowsy relic]

idk ive never had that experience

[primal crypt]

Im giving best course of action for getting invited

Lololol

[main vault]

Except you are chatting shit

That’s just stupid

[primal crypt]

Lmaoooo

[daring marlin]

lol.

[primal crypt]

You salt?

Salty boi?

[main vault]

Yeah do every key at every level like a mongoloid

[sick sentinel]

it's true

was trying to do some 7+

[daring marlin]

I’ll take people who have actually done tge dungeons over inflated ilvl derps

[primal crypt]

Im giving solid advise that will guarantee invites and you're over here shitting on the advice

Take your salt somewhere else

[main vault]

Because you are making shit up

[primal crypt]

Just because you're a one off that gets invites lol

[main vault]

It’s not salt when you are just chatting bullshit

[primal crypt]

Ahahahahaha

[main vault]

But ok

[primal crypt]

But ok

[drowsy relic]

idk ive always gotten invites on my warrior

[main vault]

I’ve always gotten invites on all 6 of my tanks

[drowsy relic]

im actually surprised you dont as a tank

[main vault]

Even if I’ve only done 3-4 dungeons on them

[primal crypt]

Good for you :)

[daring marlin]

Pugs are a crap shoot and you know it

[drowsy relic]

if you time more of your keys theyll probs think youre competent and youll get an invite

no meme

[primal crypt]

Exactly

[main vault]

Sure, time some keys

[primal crypt]

Dudes over here like, I ALWAYS get invited

[main vault]

But doing every level from 2-whatever of every dungeon

[primal crypt]

What about the new people with zero score

[main vault]

Complete bullshit

[primal crypt]

Bet they'll autimatically get invited too

[main vault]

I have tanks that have 200-300 score and I’ve been invited to 10s

It ok to admit you just made shit up

[primal crypt]

There are nuisances to getting your score up, but I don't think you understand how that works

[drowsy relic]

i would never invite anyone under 500 to a 10 lmao

[main vault]

But don’t steer new players wrong cause you want to do it

[primal crypt]

Lmaoooo

Now you're talking out your ass

Ahahaha

[rocky ledge]

Yamorino, you are right, but as long as you aren’t a fresh 350 tank, you should be able to start your grind in the 4-6+ range easily. Especially on easier affix weeks

[primal crypt]

@rocky ledge of course

[rocky ledge]

Not +2

[drowsy relic]

just link your character to your main, and time some keys on your main

[primal crypt]

I started by giving the example of "the grind"

It wasn't a solidified you HAVE to start at 2

And go all the way up

[main vault]

Literally what you said

[primal crypt]

I was talking about the trend of grinding out each level

[main vault]

You said do a 2 of each key

Then a 3

You literally said start at 2

[primal crypt]

Holy shit....

[daring marlin]

wat

[rocky ledge]

What number was it Nexii, say again I missed it

Chill out bro

[daring marlin]

so wait

Does nexii not have his main linked to his alts?

[outer dew]

Y'all actually getting heated over nothing

Lmao

[daring marlin]

If he does he’s being disingenuous

[primal crypt]

He literally thought I was saying EVERYONE should start at 2 and do one by one

[rocky ledge]

Anger Management

[primal crypt]

And got mad af for no reason.

Y tho

[rocky ledge]

He’s a Ravager boi. No AM

[daring marlin]

@main vault You said you get invited on alts with super low scores. Do you not have your main linked? Alternatively, do you not mention you have a main with a higher score?

Because I call bullshit if you say no.

[primal crypt]

I was simply stating the way I started getting invites, but I guess it's different now that the expansion has been out for a bit. Early on, no one had score, no had the gear, had to grind out each level starting at 2. Now we can skip up a bit due to experience and lucky alt gearing, but the concept still holds. Start at keys that guarantee invite and start grinding out score...is basically what I was saying

[rocky ledge]

It’s also infinitely faster to do something like 4-6 and chest every dung then look for 8-10 keys with a 200 score

[sand egret]

ooo ya'll are spicy today

[final mist]

Let's not get too heated over this, no?

[urban walrus]

I'm not sure people are taking into consideration that their mains io score shows up too?

[rocky ledge]

Only if you link them, as you should.

[urban walrus]

Nah it shows in the add-on when you hover over

[rocky ledge]

Only if you have an acct with all your characters linked

[outer dew]

Main score only shows if you link and select your main

[primal crypt]

^

[urban walrus]

I think that most people do this that want to get invited?

[uneven mason]

I mean its a good plan

if you have a higher IO on your main

most folks will take you

[rocky ledge]

Sure. As I said, they should do it.

[uneven mason]

but like I ways saying

way earlier

[rocky ledge]

Just not on by default

[uneven mason]

is that you can have over 1000 IO and its just failed 11s that you bought

completion #s on the key levels i"m doing

is key

[urban walrus]

If you don't have the experience (io score) why would people invite you over people with the experience

[uneven mason]

*shrug

I do sometimes

[urban walrus]

That's a different question really

[uneven mason]

if I'm charity running it

(AKA _ Slumming)

[final mist]

In most cases, you get the score by running from the bottom (bottom being a relative term), and working your way up.

[uneven mason]

but I'm a filthy casual

^^

knowing the dungeons far more important than item lvel

that dude with all 3chest in +7s

[final mist]

Ex. I only have an 1100 score. If I wanted to push higher, I'd start plugging a bunch of 10s, find people I like to play with and trust, and work our way up.

[uneven mason]

probably going to do better than the guy with a bunch of failed 10s

[rocky ledge]

You definitely can be “that guy” that gets carried 1-2x a week by guildies for your +10 cache and end up with a decent score. Put that same person in a pug and they play at a 300io level. This happens less as a tank though, since you have to actually pull.

[final mist]

If you have a 600 score, then you obviously have to start a bit lower.

[uneven mason]

I'm totally that dude

who gets carried through 10s

no joke

[rocky ledge]

Lol mac

[gaunt belfry]

No shame @uneven mason

[uneven mason]

not kidding 800ioscore

👍

[final mist]

If you're 360 and a tank, most people won't take you to a +10 since you're a potential liability

Esp since you're a tank

That's just a fact of pugs

Start lower and work your way up

[gaunt belfry]

Unless it’s your key

[rocky ledge]

I honestly feel the best way to build score is run YOUR key up

[final mist]

Well, that's different

[uneven mason]

^^

[final mist]

But yes

[gaunt belfry]

That you got as an arms warrior and then decided to tank because you are a terrible human being

[uneven mason]

had one of those

dudes in a +9 "First time tanking"

whelp glad I'm guardian affinity on my resto druid

[sand egret]

as someone who only pugged this expac, running your own key up is so important

[gaunt belfry]

Dream big, live big

[uneven mason]

but tbh I didn't mind, I got to give Prot coaching in real time

he didn't get mad once

Making the world a better place - one flipperhanded chimp at a time.

[rocky ledge]

He’s 386 and has run the dung before with a 2h weapon. He will be fine with a shield. (Pulls 3 packs and falls over)... “this healer is shit!”

[gaunt belfry]

I don’t believe you. Someone receptive to constructive criticism on the internets? Fake news

[uneven mason]

lol GiBB3D its funny because its true

[rocky ledge]

Rofl

I pull packs in 10s .. healer DCs and I don’t even notice sometimes for a couple mins.

[marble cipher]

I wanna get into prot tanking, game just isn't giving me any shield or 1h weapon.
14 hydrocores from my last atal runs 😂

[rocky ledge]

But I pug everything. 75% of the time. I’m used to being self-sufficient

[primal crypt]

@marble cipher time to run 14 more

[uneven mason]

buy the 340 crafted?

[primal crypt]

Atal is by far the best dungeon

[uneven mason]

literally can craft 340 1h and shields now

[primal crypt]

Even at 10+ farming

[marble cipher]

@primal crypt Aye, that's what I'm doing. As fury.

[uneven mason]

which is enough todo +10s as prot

I mean

it won't be fun depending

[sick sentinel]

loot drops from Atal are myth

[uneven mason]

^^

I've spent I think half my coins in that place

trying to get warforged shields

[rocky ledge]

The first 500 conquest gives weapon. 345 I think. Might give shield option but 1h for sure

[uneven mason]

I've never seen a shield

[primal crypt]

I want the legs to drop from atal

I have yet to see them

Even at 370

[uneven mason]

yup

[primal crypt]

They're so rare

[sick sentinel]

I RNGd 395 legs from Taloc :>

[primal crypt]

Ive seen the shield twice now

[marble cipher]

Yeah, I kinda misplaced that conquest one hander... Might use restore for it.

[crystal creek]

gotten 380 weapon and shielf from AD, no rezan or legs yet

[primal crypt]

@sick sentinel yeah i just got 395 from taloc as well!

[daring marlin]

fuck off yamo

[primal crypt]

Soz

[daring marlin]

jerk!!!

go shave

[primal crypt]

I was actually aiming for the taloc 2h

Never lucky

[sick sentinel]

and coined 385 weapon from Mythrax

[primal crypt]

My buddy has two of them at 395 now

Does so much dmg as furry

[uneven mason]

TFW you get a 385 socketed 2h off of Taloc because you forgot to swap loot spec back the first time you killed him

[marble cipher]

I got one at 390, and my offhand for fury is 350 😂

[primal crypt]

😂

[rocky ledge]

Just spam AD, TD, and maybe Motherload. Do every key you think you can chest for more gear chance. Doesn’t have to be a 10 till you get a drop.

[primal crypt]

Motherloaf is a meh one to spam

At least with pugs

Everyone getting frozen

[uneven mason]

oh god

[primal crypt]

Zero interrupts

[uneven mason]

Hunters (both types) On the sapper and mastermind slogs

[primal crypt]

Toxic blades everywhere

[marble cipher]

I'm doing 8's and 9's, as they hardly ever take me for 10's at Rio 700

[sick sentinel]

getting frozen is the least of the problems

[uneven mason]

getting frozen is a good laugh

[primal crypt]

Oh, missing one ghuun

Pulling 7 packs

[uneven mason]

Demon hunter in momentum build on the mastermind corridor

[sick sentinel]

people running like headless chickens, pulling trash from other dimensions is the problem

[primal crypt]

Yikes

[uneven mason]

just rip your key now

[primal crypt]

@uneven mason LMAO

[uneven mason]

I death run that shit

[primal crypt]

somehow pulls the first four packs the moment the cart gets to the bottom

[uneven mason]

because its the only way

+++

yeah

but on teeming weeks

that last mastermind pack

if I can't deathrun it

[primal crypt]

Literally people leap out of the cart and start running side to side

[uneven mason]

I'll blow bloodlust

[primal crypt]

Dont realize they pulled everything

[uneven mason]

I did find that shaman totem

to be the best thing ever for any deathruns

[marble cipher]

The res totem?

I reckon it's quite good for that yeah.

[sick sentinel]

RIP eng ress pylons

[primal crypt]

Lock

Lock is best

Shaman is second best

[marble cipher]

Soulstone hands down yeah

[primal crypt]

Lock portal skip still works in ML

just fyi

[rocky ledge]

At the end?

[primal crypt]

Yup

To skip very last pack

Just have to position really well

But it still works

[rocky ledge]

Yeah. Thought they woulda fixed after the AD changes

[primal crypt]

Me too

[marble cipher]

I've never done that pack anyway, never will I voluntarily do the last trash bit in ML

[primal crypt]

But full death run is still better

Have to be careful on fort though

Ive been clearing the front two adds and death running after that

[rocky ledge]

You actually can still portal into AD if you go to the far side by the water, but you can’t take the portal out and it sucks to setup.

[uneven mason]

first 2 adds and then the 3 mines

you can stealth up to the last pack

[primal crypt]

^

[uneven mason]

then portal

or death run it

just don't fuckup on the bosses

[primal crypt]

Ez

[uneven mason]

cause thatsa RIP

[marble cipher]

In AD I just death skip that pack by pulling them away and dying.

[primal crypt]

Save 4 brez for last boss 4hed

[uneven mason]

not getting hit by gatling gun is harder than it seems apperntly

I gave a guildie shit for that once

and they were like "WE DONT ALL HAVE LEAP"

[rocky ledge]

Yeah Shin. I’ve been doing that since they changed AD.

[uneven mason]

so I did it roleplay walking

the next pull

[primal crypt]

Gatling gun

Run through the boss

Not in a circle

[uneven mason]

mmhmm

"oh shit 5 steps forward while he spins" didn't get hit

[primal crypt]

People are stuck running in circles lol

[rocky ledge]

I often run with lock/mage/DH so no shroud for that pull.

[daring marlin]

you expect me to stand in melee of the boss!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???????

[primal crypt]

Run through, problem solved

Yeah, my casters are always in africa

I dont get that

[uneven mason]

had a druid who was QQing about it as well (Boomkin)

[daring marlin]

omega

[uneven mason]

I was like are you specced into feral charge?

[primal crypt]

Says it's impossible to dodge gatling

[uneven mason]

jump - spin - disengage

[primal crypt]

"Gatling shouldn't be a mechanic "

[uneven mason]

was a foreign concept

[rocky ledge]

Yamo they are in Africa running the rocket out and don’t use mobility to get back in.

For the fun

[uneven mason]

they use mobility out

[rocky ledge]

Gun*

[uneven mason]

like I watch mages use blink to run out

[primal crypt]

@rocky ledge noooooo, they bring the rocket into the group and run out for gatling

[uneven mason]

and thne die to gatling or blow iceblock

you can out run the rocket

on foot

blink back in to avoid the shit that WILL kill you

[primal crypt]

My casters always share the rocket bomb buff with the group

[rocky ledge]

Mages can blink Through the gun spin. So dumb

[primal crypt]

Its great

[uneven mason]

yeah

or a warlock who doesn't have gate setup

+++

[primal crypt]

Lmao

What's gate

I didnt know it was still in the game these days

[rocky ledge]

Watch Jdotb do that boss. He waddles his fat bear ass out, eats bomb, and wild charges back in. Pro

[uneven mason]

Warlocks have 2 instant transport options

yeah

he's one of the go toes I suggest people watch

he's on my server 👍

I applied to his guild

they sent me a "Bless your heart" card in the mail

[marble cipher]

Haha

[rocky ledge]

Rofl

[uneven mason]

cause I had gotten benched from my mythic team for 2 weeks

for "prot is bad"

[rocky ledge]

Makes sense. They only seen you play it!!! Buuuuurn

[marble cipher]

I don't get benched, as I main BrM 😜

[uneven mason]

They hadn't though outside of HC and in HC I was doing better than the paladin 😄

finally let me in to Mythic and healers are like "Did they buff prot?"

[rocky ledge]

I’m sure. I haven’t done any raiding on my warrior. I main MW in mythic

[uneven mason]

Narp, we just don't really take damage.

until we di

do

[rocky ledge]

Can’t get myself to just pug heroic Uldir

[uneven mason]

I tried to pug Uldir HC

got to Zek

[marble cipher]

I usually get to Zul before shit hits the fan

[uneven mason]

yeah I joined "mostly guild run, need a few due to holidays"

and their members were doing like 12k DPS

which is fine on Taloc and Mother

because

[rocky ledge]

I felt like a god on H Zek. I was even taking the BrM 2nd healing debuff and soloing all 3 hits on mine. Still took less overall

[uneven mason]

well ZZZzzz

Yeah, warriors are crazy strong

but not OP

[marble cipher]

Lazy BrM then, he should just soak entire combo's easily

[primal crypt]

What you mean

[uneven mason]

yeah BrM can take entire combos

[primal crypt]

We're top tier

[uneven mason]

they endup at 1HP

[primal crypt]

Over dks now

[uneven mason]

WE ARE TOP TIER

SHHH

stop Yamo

fuck, streamers might start playing us

[primal crypt]

[uneven mason]

and then we'll get nerfed

[primal crypt]

Streamers been played us

[crystal creek]

We're viable, and leave it at that..

[ancient ore]

[primal crypt]

Even made deswind go prot lmao

[rocky ledge]

He kept freaking out over the 1hp thing. So I just use SR and taunted early

[sick sentinel]

Stop saying we are good or we get Emerald Nightmared.... again

[primal crypt]

And deswind is strictly dps

[uneven mason]

http://www.gucomics.com/comics/2000/gu_20000828.jpg

[rocky ledge]

It was back up again easily when I needed it

[primal crypt]

Emerald nightmare was when I played arms

Had no idea how strong they were

Got the nerf bat and cried

[rocky ledge]

Lepan playing prot isn’t that good to watch. He runs out of SB all the time and has to run around.

Not sure why, didn’t watch Long

[primal crypt]

Lepan is a terrible prot

[uneven mason]

yeah actually thinking of it

[primal crypt]

Even he admitted it

[uneven mason]

a lot of streamers can't play prot

so it'll support the idea that we're still bad

[primal crypt]

Hes like...i suck at prot

Word for word lmao

[uneven mason]

and we'll get buffed again

[marble cipher]

That's cause they all played dk, the tank that plays itself....

[uneven mason]

nah BDK isn't autopilot

Monks are

[primal crypt]

He's used to kiting a lot

[rocky ledge]

Tell sense to stop showing our power

[uneven mason]

BDK you still have to manage resources

[marble cipher]

Monk still needs healing

[primal crypt]

Because bdk you kite for cd reset

[uneven mason]

so does BDK outside of bonestorm

^^

[primal crypt]

Sense doesnt stream enough

[cosmic cargo]

healers plays monk for you

[uneven mason]

you pull build up, bonestorm for aggro

[primal crypt]

And he streams at like 2am EST

[uneven mason]

drop D&D for snare and run

[primal crypt]

i want to watch his gleaming bald head

[marble cipher]

Yeah, I don't like the dk game play all that much

[rocky ledge]

Perfect. Now he just had to hide is YT vids from blizzard.

[primal crypt]

@shut summit can you stream earlier plz thanks

[rocky ledge]

You can watch his vods Yam

[sick sentinel]

Gleaming Bald Head ? You mean Reflective Plating ? Kappa

[primal crypt]

But then I cant get live commentary to my comments on stream

[rocky ledge]

True.

[primal crypt]

Did you guys ever notice

Sense doesn't panic

His speech pattern is very calm

[rocky ledge]

He just laughs

[primal crypt]

Yeah

[sick sentinel]

warrior's can't get feared

berserker's rage

works irl too

[rocky ledge]

He has mastered his AM

We are punny today

[crystal creek]

The jokes bolster me at work.

[sick sentinel]

well it's a bolstering week

[rocky ledge]

You guys ever check your damage taken after a run? I was so proud of myself the other day. Tanked a +11 AD, 2 chested it. Took only 6k dtps for the run.

Was insane.

I had like 65% effective block for the run and still did like 11k dps overall

With bad traits

[shut summit]

@primal crypt 12hour work days + people who don't want to push as much make it rough 🙁

[lusty grotto]

also: sense doesn't follow your pleb schedule yamo

[shut summit]

Lol

Might start playing with randoms and hate it, will see

[lusty grotto]

its not that bad if they have good io

just a lot of know-it-alls

[shut summit]

Ye

[crystal creek]

most over 11 can't be awful right?

[primal crypt]

Ahhhhhh sense is here :)

[crystal creek]

Minus the egos.

[primal crypt]

Hai there

Shhhh nim

[crystal creek]

That's Sense"i"

[sick sentinel]

@crystal creek ahh they can fam

[lusty grotto]

did a pug 10 TUR for fun yesterday, lead invited almost everyone 1400 io... Rdruid was annoyed that we didn't 3 chest it but he didn't do kitty dots for the entire run

(we 2 chested)

[crystal creek]

did you minus the dkp due to lack of dots.

[lusty grotto]

guy was talking mad shit

i was like bro this is a 10

[primal crypt]

Which one

[lusty grotto]

and you're not doing dps

[primal crypt]

Druid?

[lusty grotto]

rdruid yeah

[primal crypt]

But y

Y cant people just be civilized

[crystal creek]

Don't they at least have moonfire or something.

[primal crypt]

Why they always gotta be talking shit

[lusty grotto]

naw man they go cat and spread bleed aids

UR is so easy without teeming man

granted you have interrupts for the casters before 3rd boss

[primal crypt]

Just wait until next week nim

Teeming tyrannical

Theres no other affix

[crystal creek]

that'll be fun.

[lusty grotto]

ez week

[primal crypt]

Its just those two

This week isn't too bad either

Unless you accidently 7 bolster a rat

[lusty grotto]

yea

[primal crypt]

In FH

[lusty grotto]

LOL

dude

i saw a rat with ghuun the other day

[primal crypt]

thank god they move slow

[daring marlin]

I did a wm

they bolstered a witch

[lusty grotto]

i was like what the fuck happened here

[daring marlin]

By like 9

[primal crypt]

Took us 5min to kill the rat

[daring marlin]

she had 4m hp

[primal crypt]

@daring marlin LMAOOOOOOOOO

[lusty grotto]

lol

which pack

[daring marlin]

Dogs in the courtyard

[primal crypt]

probably in front of tree

Yupppp

[lusty grotto]

yeah of course

[primal crypt]

Doggos die fast

[sand egret]

you can't CC those rats right?

[primal crypt]

Nope

Nothing works on them

Except blind

[lusty grotto]

banish

warlock banish works

[primal crypt]

And of the like

[sand egret]

for the rats?

[primal crypt]

Wat???

[sand egret]

the big rat in fh

[lusty grotto]

oh i meant the dogs

[primal crypt]

Banish rat??

[sand egret]

?!

[primal crypt]

Lmaoo

[lusty grotto]

wait what

[sand egret]

the fuck kinda rats you dealin with

[primal crypt]

The rats nim

[lusty grotto]

why would you cc the rats, just single target the dude

[primal crypt]

The little ones die to TC

[sand egret]

not the answer to the question

[lusty grotto]

wait i thought you meant a rat critter

[primal crypt]

And 7 bolster

[sand egret]

can you cc them

[primal crypt]

@sand egret yeah, blind

[sand egret]

the big one

[lusty grotto]

cause i deffo saw a rat critter get infected for some reason

[sand egret]

oh....

[lusty grotto]

i think it was this week too

[primal crypt]

Blind and I think incap

[sand egret]

the bridge boss

[primal crypt]

Bridge rats

Big boys

[sand egret]

yeah there's a critter than can spawn with infected on the bridge to Harlan

[primal crypt]

Shoot out the stick to the floor traps

[lusty grotto]

yeah thats the one blade

[primal crypt]

Its not there this week

[sand egret]

ripped my key a while back

[lusty grotto]

its a fucking trap critter

[primal crypt]

You taunt that one

The critter one

[lusty grotto]

fuck no, i pull to bridge

[sand egret]

first off

his name is Trevor

[primal crypt]

Yeah, taunt onto bridge

[sand egret]

and he's got the most kills out of all the critters in WoW

[primal crypt]

And mush Trevor's face

Blizzard be trollin

[sand egret]

he's up there with the random squirrels gibbing duelets outside of elwyenn

wow I can't type today

[primal crypt]

But yeah, I blind big rats

[lusty grotto]

Trevor is a sneaky bastard

[primal crypt]

And pull the little ones usually

[sand egret]

ook so they are CC'able

[primal crypt]

But someone broke blind

And the little rats were almost dead

And 7 bolstered

[lusty grotto]

i mean

[primal crypt]

First hit brought me down to like 20%

[sand egret]

holy shit wtf is with this game giving me a ToS key every other time

[lusty grotto]

i did get it 7 bolstered, but it was so low it died fast

[primal crypt]

And i yelled

This was full hp nim

[lusty grotto]

breaking blind though... yikes

[primal crypt]

Mini raid boss

Should have lusted now that I think about it

[lusty grotto]

fucking traps one shotting people lol

i fucking hate those dumbass traps when i have 2 melee

which is always

[primal crypt]

I ran it with trip melee

First boss was exquisite

[lusty grotto]

lol

[primal crypt]

I say spread out

All three melee stack for the azerite shot

[lusty grotto]

i carefully move away from traps, random fucking melee gets stuck "HEY MAN, WHY ARE YOU MOVING THE RAT"

rofl

that's how you get a triple kill from a single shot 😃

[primal crypt]

Yeah

3 idiots one shot

[sand egret]

see, i like to walk into traps then pop avatar while staring at my melee, just to assert dominance.

[primal crypt]

Kept saying spread, spread, spread. .

Question

For the rat traps

Is it set the moment they start casting?

Or after they've thrown the traps

[sand egret]

on cast i think

[primal crypt]

Like can I call for stack then spread at cast?

Okok

Cool

[sand egret]

but im not sure

[primal crypt]

Ill test tonight

[sand egret]

so dont quote me

[spare hinge]

i have fun being prot and i laughed all the times when dps pulled extra then i let them tank it

[primal crypt]

To verify

@spare hinge you should thunderclap them

[spare hinge]

no

i have power

[primal crypt]

You're losing personal dps

Only thing you have is your booty claps

You should clap that ass

Then if you die and the group wipes, tell them not to pull extra 😂

But until then, clap them cheeks boiiii

[spare hinge]

thunder clap ain't strong enough for threat geneation

[primal crypt]

What?

[crystal creek]

wut.

[lusty grotto]

must be trolling

[primal crypt]

Just wait gents

Hear him out

[lusty grotto]

dis is gonna be gud

[primal crypt]

@spare hinge Thunder clap isn't good threat gen?

How come?

[lusty grotto]

i gotta say i had fun in KR yesterday when my dumb ass brother chain pulled slimes

[primal crypt]

Shhh nim

Im trying to hear this story

[lusty grotto]

also fun when he pops cocoon on my while i have wall up

on zul

oh

sorry

go on..

[primal crypt]

Nvm, I think he's gone :(

[lusty grotto]

ah 😦

[primal crypt]

You dont chain pull slimes?

[lusty grotto]

i pull them all

i dont chain pull them

[primal crypt]

Oh right

Single pull

[lusty grotto]

yeah awesome job dumbass brother having 8 bolstered slimes

[primal crypt]

Ohhhhhhhh

He was tanking

[lusty grotto]

nope

he pulls as MW

[primal crypt]

Oh.....

[lusty grotto]

for some reaosn

i have yelled at him enough times

[primal crypt]

[lusty grotto]

he did it again before first boss in shrine too lol

[primal crypt]

Rysdan is typing....

[lusty grotto]

then the entire group yelled at him and he stopped

[spare hinge]

I know keep thunder clap on cd and even with Avater(spelling?). But Avater on CD, Dps keep chain pulling and my TC and herioc leap on cd. I bet Dps don't tank's cd.

[lusty grotto]

whats your ilvl

[spare hinge]

somehow loseing few mobs for threat

355

[primal crypt]

Need to swap targets and shield slam

[lusty grotto]

and your dps ilvl?

[primal crypt]

Revenge as well

[spare hinge]

ah Revenge... i forgot that

[lusty grotto]

you shouldnt lose agro with Avatar up

if you do, your dps might have better gear maybe

[uneven mason]

@spare hinge Why you ignore Protection's utility
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/148897941883584512/517901074724552705/unknown.png

^^^

[primal crypt]

Lololol

[lusty grotto]

and even then yamo is right, you sometimes might have to tab to low threat targets and slam them

[primal crypt]

What's your talent set up look like rysdan?

[spare hinge]

same from icy

[primal crypt]

Kk

Uh

Let's see

[lusty grotto]

you got DC?

[primal crypt]

Yeah, do you have deafening crash trait?

[lusty grotto]

and Booming Voice is important too

that means you have to demo while pulling to do more dps/threat

[primal crypt]

Oooooo

Group of people might be down for keys tonight

Starting on 15s

And bricking them down slowly

[spare hinge]

im going back to do reread icy again

over again

[primal crypt]

@spare hinge if you need more help, just ask

We'll help

[lusty grotto]

Intercept -> Avatar -> TClap -> Demo Shout -> Tclap -> blah -> Tclap and so on

you should't lose agro that way

[primal crypt]

Shield slams spread around

[lusty grotto]

yep

[primal crypt]

Or even just revenge

Tc, revenge

Ez clap

Last stand so you dont even block

Just mongo clap revenge spam

[lusty grotto]

i gotta run alts today

[primal crypt]

I'm going to try really hard today

To get points

And break 1500

Even if i land on 1500 exactly

I'll be happy

[next goblet]

is DC still mandatory to tank with?

[primal crypt]

@next goblet yas

[lusty grotto]

pretty much

[next goblet]

dammit

[eager tartan]

I must say I'm salty af 14 KR, 15Shrine, back to 14 and is motherfocking KR again

[next goblet]

i hate having shitter shoulders lol

[primal crypt]

Dc is only worth about 30 ilvl now

[lusty grotto]

KR isn't hard with Bolstering though

[crystal creek]

I gambled and got cthraxxi's first try with residuum /whistle.

[primal crypt]

If that helps any

[lusty grotto]

noooo why would you use residuum now Carahdras 😦

[primal crypt]

I used mine too

[crystal creek]

Because I had ZERO DC.

[primal crypt]

For 390 chest

[eager tartan]

Tbh you are right, did the 14 very smoothly

But then this huntard

[crystal creek]

and 160 residuum won't be jack in a month

[primal crypt]

Use the residuum now since theyre going to up the amount you receive in January

[eager tartan]

Don't know how the shitter fell down in the council boss

[lusty grotto]

lol

[eager tartan]

Barely made it with 10 secs left

[lusty grotto]

let me guess, no interrupts for poison nova?

[eager tartan]

I was so focking Reeeeeeee

[primal crypt]

I would burn another residuum roll

If I had enough

Try and get the bom chest

[eager tartan]

Wish I was the GM of my clan

I would rename it no huntard allowed

Specially Be huntards

[primal crypt]

I love hunters

[lusty grotto]

hmm i have WM10 on mage and ML10 on paladin

wat do

[primal crypt]

Give me those

I need them nim

Both of them

[lusty grotto]

ok ill save

[eager tartan]

I hate hunters since the basterds ruined every Supression Room Run in BWL

Might be bad luck

Might be bias

[lusty grotto]

oh you mean TURN OFF ASPECT MORONS

[eager tartan]

But usually every fuck up has a hunter to blame it for

Fact

Damn all of them flurry degenerates

Sorry for the salt

Alas LFM KR 14 lol

[next goblet]

i have shoulders that are 25ilvl higher than my DC ones... but have fucking bloodsport

[lusty grotto]

use DC though

[primal crypt]

My boss just came to my desk

MERRY CHRISTMAS, LEAVE.

walks away

[lusty grotto]

👏

[final mist]

That means it's time to go home and do mystical pluses!

[sand egret]

the rarest of pluses

trained in the mystic arts of addition

[primal crypt]

Wife first

Then pluses

[crystal creek]

Ms Tickle?

Pluses?

[lusty grotto]

nod

[primal crypt]

Tickle plus

[vocal nimbus]

Hey, @final mist. How are you doing

[sand egret]

god AV is so tilting

[final mist]

Keeping my sanity by not farming AP and playing MHW instead

So pretty good

[sand egret]

y u no proc when it's good

[vocal nimbus]

Im keeping mine by getting bullied by fallu in poe

👌

Also gearing up my rusty prot 💦

[lusty grotto]

might i suggest some WD-40?

disclaimer: i have no idea if it works on rusty prots

[vocal nimbus]

I just need some WAs-3000D

[signal plover]

Izzi pizzi

[valid needle]

As soon as this bullshit christmas/new year break is done

It's time for me to find a team to run dungeons with

[lusty grotto]

hey man

chrstimas isn't bs

its important vacation time for me okay

[valid needle]

Listen i love the holidays

But

Not when everyone is gone 😭

[icy trench]

^

[lusty grotto]

also a very important time to spend all my stupid money on

[valid needle]

Right now my life is all Pokemon and rewatching One-Punch Man

[lusty grotto]

pokemon!?

i mean, obviously not the switch one

[valid needle]

Yikes

I am playing the switch one

[lusty grotto]

okay

[valid needle]

Let's go Eevee

[lusty grotto]

i want Gen 8 😦

[valid needle]

Well Gen 8 will be for switch aswell so

[lusty grotto]

thats fine

im actually playing smash

still haven't unlocked luigi or mewtwo

but i swear i got all the non-nintendo dudes already

[next goblet]

did y'all know we can xmog fist weapons now?

[uneven mason]

we can

[next goblet]

as prot yes

[uneven mason]

it looks dumb as fuck

[next goblet]

i love itl

[uneven mason]

but we can

[next goblet]

lol

[uneven mason]

I was running around with the Bladefist

from Highmaul for a while

[next goblet]

im u sing one of the kul'tiras fist weapons with the elite warfront set

using*

[uneven mason]

but yeah, its not very pleasing the prot abilities with punching

[crystal creek]

no way claw of molten fury baby.

go big.

[uneven mason]

0_o

[lusty grotto]

im using my mittens, cause i can't cook with the other shit

[uneven mason]

The Cataclysm PVP boxing glove

+++

[arctic sedge]

always go big dick

[primal crypt]

@lusty grotto nimyou home right now?

[lusty grotto]

yea

[primal crypt]

Ezclap

Me too