protection

[outer dew]

about IO

he doesn't have a group

lol

[lusty grotto]

hey man i did a 10 with my hpal last week, shes only 350 😄

[uneven mason]

once I Had 500, I rolled into 7s easy NP

[outer dew]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

been doing my 10's since week 1

well

[uneven mason]

yeah I do that with my guild group

[outer dew]

completeing a 10

BAHAHA

[uneven mason]

but if I'm pugging

[lusty grotto]

i only make timers with guild groups

[uneven mason]

I don't come up with like "HAAAY BOYS U LIKE MY 650 RESTO DRUID, WANNA DO A +12"

[lusty grotto]

so basically the increase in io is miniscule with pugs

[sick sentinel]

I only make times with pugs

And piss

[lusty grotto]

yikes

[outer dew]

ehh

so the main thing about pugging

isn't actually IO

[sick sentinel]

It is

[outer dew]

it's about finding people that are good

[lusty grotto]

it's not

i agree with tofu

[outer dew]

so that you can invite for keys later

[sick sentinel]

If ur a coward

[uneven mason]

Raider.io is a solid enough metric

[lusty grotto]

oof

[uneven mason]

I'd rather not waste my time when I put up my +9 and want to get a 10

[lusty grotto]

IntenseNerdRage uses Focused Rage

[uneven mason]

by taking someone who has a lower IO than me

I'll never ask someone to have HIGHER score than me

but if I'm doing a 9 and want to timer, I'ma be eyeballing you to have at least 700

[lusty grotto]

how low or high are you willing to go on IO scores while pugging?

[uneven mason]

and have completed a at least a 7 on that dungeon

[lusty grotto]

over and under your own score?

[outer dew]

if it's a +10

i don't give a shit

lmao

[sick sentinel]

Remember I am the person who mainly pugs and hates using comms for m+ and I've gotten to 1.3k because of it

[uneven mason]

if its a 10 I do it with a guild group

[outer dew]

i'm literally just doing a +10 because i ened something

[uneven mason]

even carrying folks who have 0 Raider.io

[lusty grotto]

why wouldn't you use comms

i mean you can do them without it

[sick sentinel]

Because I'm not weak

[lusty grotto]

but comms are good for calling out shit

eh

[uneven mason]

he points and grunts

at his monitor

until the hunter CCs

[lusty grotto]

are you LARPing right now tho

[sick sentinel]

I've tried it, nothing has changed with it or wthout

[uneven mason]

I did a ML 9

had a pug mage

[sick sentinel]

I don't have patience for people

[uneven mason]

he cept cleaving his own CCs

[sick sentinel]

To explain what to do

[lusty grotto]

LOL

[uneven mason]

then asked how much my guild charged for AoTC carries

[lusty grotto]

i like the people that you call out and then they go "why don't you play your own class"

solid invites

[sick sentinel]

If u don't know what to do in +13 and higher we have a problem

[lusty grotto]

instant bnet adds

[uneven mason]

I was like...you, you'll get our special rate, 2.5million

[lusty grotto]

i honestly like the people that admit to their own mistakes

shows they are willing to improve

and usually do

[uneven mason]

Not this mage

he continued to cleave CCs

[lusty grotto]

yeah he doesn't sound like it lol

[uneven mason]

My guild has a policy of not being mean to people

but

I really wanted ot just start mocking him

because I was fairly conivinced that if he left, the run would be faster

[lusty grotto]

that reminds me: globules break cc

i found out last week

[uneven mason]

yes

Not smart cleaves in 2018

F

Also

why the shit would you use globs

[lusty grotto]

yell "HEY FUCKER STOP BREAKING CCs" > they weren't hitting cc > globules broke it

for the deeps

[sick sentinel]

Fuck glob go thunderclap jr

[lusty grotto]

they know to reforge on fortified/teeming week now

i wasnt glob

dps was

[sick sentinel]

Point still stands

[lusty grotto]

which means...

actually i haven't confirmed it

but laser matrix sounds like it breaks cc too

[uneven mason]

Laser Matrix is the sidewinders of BFA

[lusty grotto]

but why would dps use LM outside of Uldir is beyond me

[uneven mason]

That shit pulls mobs from across the zone

Or the entire entryway of Waycrest

[sick sentinel]

I want to kill ppl using lm in m+

[uneven mason]

like, it had no Zaxis limitation

and didn't need line of effect

[lusty grotto]

it's almost like they think there is RA in M+

[uneven mason]

so it was shooting shit in the basement in waycrest

I'm using Archive

outside of Uldir

[lusty grotto]

i reforge

[uneven mason]

Because I"m cheap

and I don't really drop combat

in M+

so it stays up

[lusty grotto]

meh

[uneven mason]

I also don't reforge when I have ot go arms

[lusty grotto]

2x BFI master race

[sick sentinel]

Taunt critter for archive uptime

10million iq

[lusty grotto]

"hey look a critter is attacking"

[uneven mason]

too bad they don't survive the first TC

[lusty grotto]

farts at critter good bye archive

looks around for other critters NOO THE CLEAVE IS TOO STRONG

[uneven mason]

I have one of my DPS CC a mob while I pull the next

[sand egret]

don't sleep on critters

[lusty grotto]

especially when you have a DH playing Eye Beam helicopter

[sand egret]

ask @oblique garnet bout that shit

[uneven mason]

I want a dungeon that is nothing but critters

[sick sentinel]

Say that to the FH bridge squirrel

[uneven mason]

http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/v22vodart/9191/p9191_v_v8_aa.jpg

[sand egret]

its all fun and games until a critter gets infested and wipes your key

[uneven mason]

Oh man

[lusty grotto]

what

[uneven mason]

the bridge rat

I had that shit

[lusty grotto]

LOL what

[sand egret]

so ya'll talk shit but i respect critters

[lusty grotto]

holy shit haha

[sick sentinel]

The infamous FH squirrel

[uneven mason]

Yeah Infested critters are no joke

[sand egret]

🙏

a true legend, first of its name

[sick sentinel]

Can get infested so u have to waste time pulling it to the bridge

[sand egret]

FH Squirrel

next expac, we're fighting the descendants of all the critters we've just killed unknowingly

ya'll wanted void lords

guess what

THEY BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME

[lusty grotto]

i'll reroll pepe for that expansion, gotta be honest

[uneven mason]

You mean that army parked above Mulgore?

[lusty grotto]

there's an army of critters near stormwind too

getting ready to strike

[sand egret]

ya'll joke

[ember crest]

but bladesong is woke

[lusty grotto]

500% woke

[sand egret]

All i'm saying is I kill every critter. Ain't gon' take chances

[uneven mason]

"rage pods"

is what i Used to call them

I'd even yell at folks who'd kill them on me in heroic dungeons back in TBC

cause I was always rage starved

[old night]

storm bolt actually decent on fetid? just read that

[uneven mason]

I'd taunt them as I ran by to stay in combat and then pop a few as I got up to a pack

[old night]

we just started him last night

[uneven mason]

wat

[lusty grotto]

lol i remember getting rage off critters too

[uneven mason]

Professional warriors never left combat

[lusty grotto]

shit i still do it

on zek room

[uneven mason]

haha

So uh

[lusty grotto]

because i can't fucking find critters in any other room for some reason

[uneven mason]

What would stormbolt do on Fetid?

[old night]

no idea

[uneven mason]

are the poo piles stunnable?

[old night]

thats why I'm asking lol

[uneven mason]

I'd think it wouldn't have any effect

[old night]

it does a drop of damage

[lusty grotto]

hmm

[uneven mason]

well uh

I woldn't consider any of that row

important

like for threat, ou can spam heroic throw

if he moves

which he shouldn't

cause generally if he's moving your DPS is too low

and you need to start yelling at your DPS

Or we talking normal/hc

[old night]

we only move him for cleave on wounds otherwise he stays still

or whatever those big sacks are called. forgot

[uneven mason]

ah ok so yeah HC

or Normal

[old night]

mythic

[neon tangle]

If blizzard doesn't have the new 10 affix also happen for critters I'm gonna ragequit

[uneven mason]

taking up space around melee target..

[neon tangle]

I want lil' ghosty bois

[uneven mason]

well I suppose if casters are assigned to that one

but all in all

you're going to do more DPS with nearly any other button

its not like the old stormbolt

which did 400% damage to unstunnable targets

F

[old night]

yeah, figured id ask anyone else in here whose cleared mythic fetid

fight is easy to tank for the most part. Just seeing if im missing something so I can up my dps and help burn shit down quicker

my blood dk takes the thrash

and I sit on his autos

[uneven mason]

how it should be

[sand egret]

lil ghosty bois

i want

[neon tangle]

that's most of it, you can move it to the big blob for cleave

at this point in the xpac tho dps prolly shouldn't be an issue

[old night]

I was genuinely surprised how easy it was. I was expecting us to get trucked and both of us almost fell asleep

[sand egret]

it's a dps check fight right?

[old night]

ya

[sand egret]

at this point your raid ilvl is probably well high enough

[neon tangle]

it's also a sorta-gear-check for tanks, but ilvls are p high now

[uneven mason]

So uh, all in all, I guess stormbolt. does only a miniscule bit more damage than intercept

[rough egret]

guys, Overhelmig Power vs Lifespeed any advice?

[uneven mason]

Lifespeed

[neon tangle]

Back when people were doing this ~370 and below thrash was p dangerous

[uneven mason]

Yup

once you're 375 geared Fetid melee isn't that scary

if you can tank him with 30 people in HC

his mythic damage is only a miniscule bt higher

the few pulls I did on him I was really shocked, like taking a unmitigated Thrash to the face

and living

(just to see if i Could)

So, all in all, Devastator will give you the most impact on Fetid I'd think

for damage

[oblique garnet]

@sand egret Theres another infested critter in freehold again but it glitches and sometimes it spawns the ghuunies and sometimes it doesnt

[lucid kelp]

this is very important! Does anyone have a weak aura that yells IN THE DOOKER whenever a party or raid member dies?

[uneven mason]

you could make one

[old night]

TF

devastator

do people actually run that on fetid

[sand egret]

haha I just ran FH, palms sweaty

just eyes darting around for that lil bugger

giver critters who get infested the island AI 😆

[neon tangle]

I spent 2 hours in a TD 10 yesterday

[lusty grotto]

calm down satan

[neon tangle]

3x DKs, 1x Boomkin, 1x Priest, no CC but roots

p great

[modern brook]

on the topic of cc

Anyone else noticing CC breaking for no reason?

[lusty grotto]

Azerite Globules

[modern brook]

😠

or laser matrix

yeah thats probably it

[lusty grotto]

yes

[neon tangle]

it was fucking me in that dungeon

whatever it was

[modern brook]

My freehold 9 and ATal 10 got fucked yesterday

cause we'd cc shit

and 20 seconds later its just fucking us with explosives across the map

[lusty grotto]

you can LoS explosive orbs btw

so if you have cc'd mobs in africa, and they break

[tender thistle]

our raid group uses double prot. should we have the better player main mythic fetid or OT?

[lusty grotto]

turn around the corner to canada

[ember crest]

OT imo

[neon tangle]

MT takes more damage, OT is more likely to get gibbed

[tender thistle]

ok ty

[lusty grotto]

cheers for double prot group though

[neon tangle]

if one of them can't do it, time for them to play an easier tank 😛

[lusty grotto]

listen

[neon tangle]

make them reroll monk

[lusty grotto]

for fucks sake sadbox

you can refer them to us

[tender thistle]

each are leveling an off

[lusty grotto]

we will point and laugh accordingly

[tender thistle]

one monk one dk

[lusty grotto]

thanks sadbox

one day when everyone has a BDK alt, blizzard will nerf the shit outta them

and then people will feel bad for all the time wasted

[neon tangle]

That's the dream

[lusty grotto]

all is according to plan

[neon tangle]

I guess I mean, if you're 4/8M and can't play your class well, idk if showing up here is gonna fix you

[lusty grotto]

hey man, people do make mistakes and sometimes need a fresh pair of eyes

[ember crest]

how do you get 4/8M as prot war without at least being somewhat decent?

[lusty grotto]

i mean

[neon tangle]

@ember crest tbh first 4 bosses don't hit super hard

[lusty grotto]

at this point is Mythic even that hard?

[modern brook]

@lusty grotto I just checked no one had either of those azerite traits

[lusty grotto]

do you have logs?

[modern brook]

Idts

[lusty grotto]

remember there are other traits that might break cc

i just mentioned globules because i found out last week that it does break cc

so if it does, and LM does as well, then it's fair to say that other traits do too

[modern brook]

thats fair

I'm also going by Raider IO which isnt updating the fact that I was using my prot, not my arms gear

so it might not be accurate

[lusty grotto]

hm

[oblique garnet]

probably wasnt high enough key to actually update on io

[neon tangle]

^^

[modern brook]

Obvs too late to check

but I think atal was +6 to beat on thrall yesterday

so should've

[lusty grotto]

i mean last week didn't need to be super high

anything past 5 made the leaderboard

ROFL

[oblique garnet]

not really

[neon tangle]

tich was still all 10's

[lusty grotto]

hmm

well must be Arthas then

[oblique garnet]

Draenor Eu is still 10+ on anything but shrine kr and temple

[lusty grotto]

i didn't check yesterday but on sunday it was up to 7ish

[modern brook]

Tich is a good server tho sad

[oblique garnet]

Next week is gonna be good week to push tho

[modern brook]

this week isnt a hard week, not a pushing week though

Bolster is dumb :/

[lusty grotto]

next week might be good to push for EU

Tyrannical + Grievous is hell for healers on US

[oblique garnet]

It is Tyrannical Grievious And Bolstering for EU

[lusty grotto]

really?

[oblique garnet]

Yes

Its a good week

Just gotta make sure everyone has mage buns

[lusty grotto]

what in the fuck is wrong with mythicpl.us

[neon tangle]

EU weekly reset is in 11 more hours

so mythicpl.us still has last weeks affixes

[lusty grotto]

so it's the same affixes in both regions?

technically?

[primal crypt]

yup

[lusty grotto]

i see

[primal crypt]

we have it right now

feelssolidman

[lusty grotto]

fort sanguine necrotic next week hmm

hmmm...

yeah it might be good to push

just not in certain dungeons lol

WM monk time 😃

[neon tangle]

they nerfed Grievous a bit

sorta

it's slower to stack up now, but does a bit more per stack

sanguine is always an un-fun week on my warrior tho

[sand egret]

grevious is a joke

[lusty grotto]

i thought it ticks slower

[sand egret]

until your healer forgets about you

[lusty grotto]

but harder

slower but harder

like great sex

[sand egret]

sad day

[lusty grotto]

i'm sorry

[neon tangle]

In Mythic Keystone dungeons, the Grievous affix now stacks every other tick (was every tick), and now deals 2% of the player’s total HP per stack (was 1.5%).

[sand egret]

yeah doubling of ramp up time is huge

allows the healers way more gcds to top people above 90%

[sick sentinel]

They just reverted it back to 2%

[primal crypt]

cant feel grievous

after the nerf

[sick sentinel]

And changed the stack

[lusty grotto]

it ticks

slower but harder

[primal crypt]

just got out of one

felt good

[lusty grotto]

yes yes

feels good, slower but harder

[sand egret]

that's a lot more time if you factor in the time between ticks

[neon tangle]

@lusty grotto I think it ticks the same amount, and each tick hits harder, but it stacks more slowly?

[lusty grotto]

ok that's enough 12 y/o for me today

[sand egret]

it upgrades every other tick

[sick sentinel]

What lvl and dungeon @primal crypt

[lusty grotto]

hmm that actually sounds good

[primal crypt]

Siege 12

[sand egret]

so its tick > tick > tick (2x) >tick (2x) > tick (3x) etc

[primal crypt]

hardly felt it

[sick sentinel]

What healer u had?

[lusty grotto]

good lord 😱

[primal crypt]

with a disc priest too

[sick sentinel]

Oh shit

Disc not dogshit on grievous

[primal crypt]

i was chain pulling

[sand egret]

yeah I did it with a MW and it was cake (until he gets bored and forgets about you apparently)

[primal crypt]

I even mass pulled

On the second to last boss

What's his name?

Ugly dude

[lusty grotto]

the giant ?

[supple path]

Water McStatueface

[primal crypt]

Yeah

[sand egret]

time to react is the reason BrM are strong so it's no surprise this is a great boon for healers

[lusty grotto]

LoS the wave dude

[primal crypt]

Tidewater butthead

I pulled him and got the whole room

[sand egret]

Cpt Tiderwater Butthead to you

[primal crypt]

Grievous didn't make it feel any worse

[lusty grotto]

all room pull, for the charge luls

[primal crypt]

I mean at the end everyone had to eat mana buns

[lusty grotto]

hey guys, horses are charging... just about everywhere

[sand egret]

that poison stack is rough

[primal crypt]

But it wasn't anything crazy like before

Grievous plus poison would have been a no thanks

But it was meh

[lusty grotto]

necrotic is np in that pull too

plenty of space

unless if you did boss + trash at the same time which i doubt

hmm

maybe it's possible

[sand egret]

should be

[lusty grotto]

i would have to try that

[sick sentinel]

Pulling boss to get all adds is no go for siege

U'll wipe unless u cc posion adds

[uneven mason]

Siege is one of those places where it can be the easiest run of the week, or the hardest run of the week

based on the avg IQ of your DPS

[modern brook]

I had one really bad experience with te last boss on tyranical once

Refuse to pug seige now

[sick sentinel]

Siege on tyrn is always a pain due to the last

The 2nd boss is annoying because I have to waste a CD because I want to troll my dps

Of course they get mad but it's always too funny to not do

[sand egret]

right now is the best time to pug holy shit

its everyone getting in their +10 before they go away for break (in the US)

HLeap saves your booty on the last boss of Siege haha.

that rando ret pally decides to bubble his shit off next to you....

[sick sentinel]

If I don't see 1 +14 key when I get home

Blade, I swear to the booty clap

Mothefuckers were broke as shit last week, looking for +13/14 keys was horrible

[sand egret]

haha

yeah it's pretty soft now

this week just really rewards proper play super well esp with greivous being more forgiving

[sharp dew]

Greivous nerfed or something? @sand egret

[sand egret]

yeah

well re-adjusted

longer ramp but harder hitting when it does ramp, basically

[sick sentinel]

Gives healers more breathing room

Apparently

[sand egret]

it's noticeable

esp on us 😃

[sick sentinel]

If disc are actually viable this week then I can believe that

[sand egret]

just ran a +10 AD with a disc and +2 chested it

twas a breeze

he was 373 I think

some pugger

[sick sentinel]

Because God knows there's nothing worse than waiting every fuking pull no matter how small for the disc to drink

[sand egret]

haha yeah if they're on top of it it should be way more manageable

but it still will suck regardless if they can't reset stacks during those times anywho

just makes responding to/catching up easier

[silver crane]

Will prot be viable in 8.1 ??????

[sand egret]

oof

[silver crane]

In m+ tht is

[sand egret]

yes.

[uneven mason]

😡

[sand egret]

next.

[uneven mason]

By "viable"

what do you mean

because, we're "viable" now

[silver crane]

Not paper tank = viable

[uneven mason]

If you mean, are we going to replace BDK as the MDI meta, on

[sick sentinel]

They will be much more stronger come 8.1 than currently

[uneven mason]

we're no where close to a paper tank

[sand egret]

sniffs smells like troll

[uneven mason]

thats VDH

[sick sentinel]

In regards to m+

[silver crane]

Ok then. I’ll try out prot war in 8.1 !

[sand egret]

chances are if you're getting rekt now you'll probably end up getting rekt in 8.1

but the chance will go down

they're not like overhauling us

[silver crane]

Nah i play fury and every war tank that i did m+ with was a meeega paper tank

[sand egret]

then ya played with bad warriors

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[silver crane]

I like tanking but i have paladin for that, wished for warrior but meh

[sand egret]

we have issues, but "paper" isn't one of them

that's a personal problem

[silver crane]

Ic

[sand egret]

if we're talking utility in the highest end stuff, yeah.

if we're talking living in M+

yeah, that's a bad warrior

or a bad healer or both

[zinc mauve]

https://i.imgur.com/i77cmH1.png

p sick pull from my weekly chest if i do say so myself

[uneven mason]

so jealous

all I get are pants

Its like Christmas every week

all I get are pants

[zinc mauve]

i got a 385 big red button last week

[ember crest]

i feel you

[zinc mauve]

or maybe it was the week before

[uneven mason]

That was my first chest

[zinc mauve]

this is what i upgraded from https://i.imgur.com/pbiNN1u.png

[uneven mason]

ever

was a brb

[zinc mauve]

not the biggest upgrade but its an upgrade nonetheless

[uneven mason]

TFW 40 str gem

[ember crest]

if i get those shoulders again for a 4th week in row im gonna jump off a bridge

[zinc mauve]

i was in a pinch ok? ;-;

i got super lucky first week

[uneven mason]

I carry a stack of haste gems on me

[zinc mauve]

i got BIS shoulders with DC

also, does anyone have any cursor trail addons that work?

[astral sentinel]

The mechanic of ip is bullshit right now, 1sec gcd... the chance that there was no gcd but a cd is not better... The utility is only on tanks like BDK and DH, Monks also. Viable means

[outer dew]

??/

[lusty grotto]

i can't even

[outer dew]

wdym

1 sec cd

is for your benefit

LOL

[zinc mauve]

i think they accidentally hit enter too quickly

[lusty grotto]

what happened

[astral sentinel]

Viable means that we are even with all other tanks.

[lusty grotto]

i had a stroke

[outer dew]

viable does not mean that at all

lol

[lusty grotto]

i had a stroke reading that

[daring patrol]

literally what

[zinc mauve]

we are even with other tanks though, we just have a much higher skill floor compared to other tanks

not with blood dks though of course

BDKS are broken AF in m+

i dont think anyone can disagree there

[outer dew]

can't beat a battle res

[astral sentinel]

With skill they are immortal

[outer dew]

lmao

[zinc mauve]

battle rez is amazing utility admittedly

[outer dew]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

i haven't felt my class limitation

I've felt my player limitation at points

[lusty grotto]

8.1 brez will be avail to all though

engineering

[astral sentinel]

Thats not even with other tanks that have selfheal, br or bubble

[zinc mauve]

we dont need a selfheal because we dont take nearly as much damage as other tanks

[outer dew]

warrior's strengths lie on strong physical mitigation + strong aoe dps

[lusty grotto]

bubble?

tf

[zinc mauve]

prot warriors actually on average require less external healing than other tanks if played properly

[lusty grotto]

oops you have to be Engi https://ptr.wowhead.com/item=158379/unstable-temporal-time-shifter

🤷

[zinc mauve]

we have great utility on like one fight in this expansion that i've really felt; Tyrannical freehold, specifically the pirate council fight

[lusty grotto]

i was hoping blizzard would make other professions appealing besides fucking Alchemy but i guess not

[zinc mauve]

any week that eudora is up against you, she has high potential to destroy your healer if your healer gets unlucky

[lusty grotto]

mfw the only engineer i have is my druid

😦

[outer dew]

tell your healer

to git gud

and even on a 14/15 key as long as you specifically

only take one grapeshot

by running through it

[astral sentinel]

Right physical mitigation.... tons of magic dmg in dungeons and raids... see Vectis, zek'voz an all other

[outer dew]

you'll be okay

[lusty grotto]

eudora is ez, she goes clockwise every time

[outer dew]

???

[zinc mauve]

its not the grapeshot

[outer dew]

I have no problems with vectis and zek'voz

LOL

[zinc mauve]

she will literally target a random person and shoot them, doing about 110k damage

[lusty grotto]

hmm

[outer dew]

tell him to be a NE

[lusty grotto]

you might be right

[outer dew]

and yolo shadowmeld

[zinc mauve]

there is a counter play to it: Intercept will actually take that attack for once in its existence

[lusty grotto]

i just bubble/bop as hpal, because nimchipadin is super good

[outer dew]

and then complain at the dps for not dpsing fast enough

[zinc mauve]

makes the encounter super easy, just intercept hte healer when the healer is going to get owned

dont even need safeguard

[outer dew]

i need to make my intercept a mouseover tbh

[zinc mauve]

i got the macro for it if you need it

[outer dew]

nah

[lusty grotto]

/cast [@mouseover] intercept

[outer dew]

making mouseover is easy

lol

[zinc mauve]

i just copypasta cause im lazy

[outer dew]

how does paladin healing feel atm?

[lusty grotto]

i love it

but then again i play yolo avenging crusader

because whacking shit with my weapon heals the entire group

[outer dew]

lmao

[lusty grotto]

burst healing is so good

[outer dew]

debating if i want alts

but ehh

[lusty grotto]

i also like sanctified wrath, because i can be a true shockadin and outdps bads

[outer dew]

whenever i start leveling

I think of the struggle of gearing them up

my mage does have a lot of monkey forging

[lusty grotto]

i'm gearing my mage now

[outer dew]

383 bag prot, 379 bag mage

[lusty grotto]

i dont think ill level any other alts

[outer dew]

monkey forging king

lmao

[lusty grotto]

probably my druid when i get bored

i wanted to lvl DH but fuck that

[outer dew]

i can't level too many alts

finna get benched on my warrior if i do

[lusty grotto]

only have 3

[outer dew]

I know my RL

LMAO

if i level another tank

he'll bel ike

[lusty grotto]

warrior pala mage

[outer dew]

YEA

THIS TANK IS GREAT FOR THIS FIGHT

SWITCH

nah mang, i'm aite

[lusty grotto]

damg

yeah that would def suck

[outer dew]

that

and what if my convitions of pushing content as a prot warrior weakens

smh

[lusty grotto]

lol

[outer dew]

tbf

i did get frustrated at 1k io

but i found it was because i was using a guild healer

and that guy uhh

is uhh

spicy

lets go with

*spicy

[lusty grotto]

ghost pepper spicy or sriracha spicy

(i like both, don't judge)

[outer dew]

hmm

like some good thai satay spicy

[lusty grotto]

very spicy drunken noodle spicy?

[outer dew]

nah

if you ask a thai person

to delete your mouth

you'll die

qq

[lusty grotto]

lol

i learned this the hard way

[outer dew]

I don't fuck arouind with thai food anymore

LMAO

normally I order the spiciest thing

[lusty grotto]

when i was trying out thai for the first few times

i ordered very spicy

[outer dew]

not with hole in the wall thai places

[lusty grotto]

that shit came out of my ass for 3 days straight

[outer dew]

like if a thai person ask if you sure

bruh

I remember I got a pad thai so spicy

[lusty grotto]

lol yeah

[outer dew]

when i got home

I just blew chunks

lmao

that shit was

uhh

ROUGH

[lusty grotto]

rofl

[outer dew]

you ever order a thai dish

[lusty grotto]

goddamn i miss thai

[outer dew]

and just look at it

and go "i'm fucked"

LMAO

[lusty grotto]

lol

[outer dew]

you just look at the sheer redness and smell the sour pepper notes

and just think

I'm about to get completely fucked

[signal plover]

Did the dish have Tofu in it?

[outer dew]

hmm

I can't think of any spicy thai tofu dishes

[lusty grotto]

me neither

[signal plover]

Dats cuz tofu sucks yo

[outer dew]

need to learn how to cook tofu

;P

[signal plover]

No thanks

There's like

[outer dew]

Tofu is for texture + soaking up sauce

[lusty grotto]

doesnt tofu taste like shit?

[outer dew]

nah

[lusty grotto]

i'm pretty sure i've never had it

[outer dew]

if you fry tofu properly

it's nice and fluffy

with a nice crisp

and you just dip in some sauce of your choice

[signal plover]

It tastes like nothing and has no texture

[outer dew]

bruh, you're cooking tofu wrong

[lusty grotto]

so you're basically eating sauce

[signal plover]

Tofu is the guardian druid of the fus

[outer dew]

or have people that are shit

at making tofu

LMAO

well, there is a taste

it's a slight swetness

similar to eating a starch

[lusty grotto]

hmm

🤔

[chilly brook]

Boi why have tofu

When I can have meat

[signal plover]

^

[outer dew]

because i'm poor

LOL

[modern brook]

por que no los dos

[chilly brook]

Chicken is cheap

[outer dew]

gotta save my moneys

[signal plover]

Yo literally buy spam

[outer dew]

i do

[uneven mason]

TFW Tofu is more expensive than meat

[outer dew]

tf

are you buying it

at a white supermarket

LOL

[modern brook]

Are u shopping at whole foods lol

[signal plover]

white supermarket

[outer dew]

i sometimes get 2lbs of tofu for 99 cents

[signal plover]

O lawd

Mods inc

[vernal eagle]

as a fresh prot war, those timewalking dungeon really are a pain in the ass

[modern brook]

^hella

[outer dew]

oi

don't expose

LMAO

[uneven mason]

Try doing it as another tank Inocybe

[outer dew]

you know exactly what i meant

when I said white supermarket

ya ain't seeing any fobs in whole foods

[signal plover]

Ya duh

[outer dew]

LMAO

[signal plover]

U can't just SAY it tho

[uneven mason]

You'll appreciate block

[signal plover]

Sal gonna come in here like damn stop talking shit about my supermarket

[uneven mason]

when you're getting trained with 0 armor and zero self healing as a BDK in most of the TBC TWing dungeons

[outer dew]

lmao

as long as we don't ping, we good

[signal plover]

Sal is always here

This is HIS white supermarket

[outer dew]

bruh

[uneven mason]

You're safe, none of the mods play Prot

[outer dew]

YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT

[signal plover]

Awww shit I've been had lads

[outer dew]

it's worse

[shadow sequoia]

are we so dead that we talk about supermarkets in here ?

[outer dew]

nah

if you're active at all in here

[modern brook]

I got u jfk1

uhh

[outer dew]

you know we get off topic af

[signal plover]

Nah we're so organic we talk about whole foods

[outer dew]

LMAO

[modern brook]

something something shieldblock something something DKS are broken something something, not guardian druids omegaLUL

[outer dew]

actually

Someone put a compelling case for me to play guardian druid

[signal plover]

generic comment asking if our mastery is removed in 8.1

[uneven mason]

But yeah, Tofu

[shadow sequoia]

bullfango yes :(

[uneven mason]

is more expensive

[outer dew]

my warrior wouldn't get benched

bruh

[modern brook]

[outer dew]

2 lbs for 99 cents

[lusty grotto]

is anyone else pissed that IP is on the gcd now?

[outer dew]

where you getting more expensive

[uneven mason]

because it carries a massive opportunity cost of not eating real food

[lusty grotto]

am i late on that one?

[outer dew]

this guy

iunno, I enjoy Tofu

[modern brook]

1 second cooldown, reee

[outer dew]

one of my favorite ways is just to fry them so they're crisp and fluffy

and douse them in scallion oil

mmmm

[lusty grotto]

now i have to try tofu

[modern brook]

do you fry them in scalion oil

[outer dew]

no

scallions will burn

[modern brook]

was about to say

[outer dew]

and that shit is nasty

you make the scallion oil seperate

hella easy if you're inept

some olive oil, chop up some scallions

little bit of salt and sugar

bit of fish sauce if you roll like that

and microwave for 30-60 seconds

[shadow sequoia]

ok now I'm hungry

[outer dew]

and you'll have a servicable scallion oil

[modern brook]

I dont own a microwave

[outer dew]

aite

[modern brook]

I'd stop eating food and replace everything with pizza rolls :/

[outer dew]

you can do it the normal way too

[lusty grotto]

instructions unclear, my penis is now stuck on an exhaust pipe

[outer dew]

LMAO

deadass

low-key

want a hot pocket

but i can't justify the cost of a hot pocket

[modern brook]

respectable tbh

I make burritos

Becuase u can just make like

[stark sage]

burrito life

pog

[modern brook]

3-5 pounds of pulled meat

[outer dew]

I could make a hot-pocket. just lazy

exactly

[modern brook]

and have like 12 different meals out of that

[lusty grotto]

burritos are mexico's gift to the world

❤

[outer dew]

i braise some pork

with some coconout soda + fish sauce

with a little bit of spice

put some pickled carrots + daikon

[modern brook]

Spice TM

[outer dew]

bit of cilantro on some corn tortillas

little bit of sirichia mayo

and we golden for the week

lmao

[lusty grotto]

mayo yuck

[modern brook]

thats some white guy shit

[lusty grotto]

sriracha yes

[outer dew]

LMAO

[modern brook]

putting siracha mayo ona burrito

[outer dew]

bruh

[uneven mason]

spicy mayo

[outer dew]

that shit ain't even

traditional taco

LOL

that's just me doing vietnamese cooking

and being a lazy fuck

and eating it as a taco

[modern brook]

Daikon on a burrito feels like cheating too

[lusty grotto]

sriracha + spiciest shit you can find + swiss cheese + beef

that's my burrito

some avocado

[outer dew]

i mean

i have a tub

of pickled carrots + daikon

of course i'm gonna cheat

[modern brook]

yeah respect

[lusty grotto]

obv beans

[modern brook]

I recently started making my own hummus

because I learned chickpeas are amazing as long as they're not in their natural state

[outer dew]

lmao

they're also cheap if you bulk buy dry

[modern brook]

(on the topic of beans)

(chickpeas are not beans i know

I just buy cans

Bcuz they stay

[lusty grotto]

nothing wrong with cans

[outer dew]

dry stays good for a long time

only pain is rehydrating

gotta prep them like 2 hours before

[modern brook]

i cant afford water

[outer dew]

deadass

[modern brook]

😦

[lusty grotto]

i aint got time for that

[outer dew]

tofu skin wrapped shrimp patties though

hnnng

[modern brook]

Not a shrimp man

[outer dew]

that shit is hard to find a place that does that well

[modern brook]

shell fish skeev me

[lusty grotto]

lol

[modern brook]

Tofu u got a family pho recipe i can steal?

[outer dew]

#Petition4ProtFoodChannel

hmm

anything specific?

[signal plover]

Not tofu

[modern brook]

I've just been boiling the shit out of an ox knuckle and then making white guy beef stew cause i forgot the rest of the recipe 😦

[outer dew]

the thing about pho is it's a decent amount of prep + time

[devout plank]

prot warrior is dead... just rename this channel

[outer dew]

LMAO

[shadow sequoia]

spicy food channel would be good :D

[outer dew]

how long are you boiling?

you also would need seperate bones

[modern brook]

@shadow sequoia make regular food then put FRANKS RED HOT

[outer dew]

because knuckle is nice and all

but if you leave it in too long it just gets too mush

and loses all it's flavor

and plz, fml

when I was still living in so-cal

my fucking commute

every like 5-10 minutes

FRANKS RED HOT, I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING

[modern brook]

I've been doing ~8 hours

[outer dew]

way too long dawg

[modern brook]

generally a work day

[outer dew]

you want texture if you wanna do something like that

for example ox-tail i'll do hour tops

and fish it out to eat later

[modern brook]

Are you boiling or simmering?

[outer dew]

simmering

[modern brook]

Only an hour really?!

😦

[outer dew]

because you don't want it overly mushy

you need to have some bite left

[modern brook]

I dated a Thai cutie for a few months and i stole the recipe from her grandma

but she spoke REALLY shitty english so i got like

0 of it down

[outer dew]

do you also parboil?

[modern brook]

I'll generally just brown them in the oven during a shower, throw them in a bath and go to work

[outer dew]

parboil is the difference between a nice looking broth

vs sketchy broth

that works too

but I think traditionally everyone paroboils

what spices you using for the pho?

amd you using 2-3 large onions, garlic + ginger right?

[modern brook]

Historically just some scallions, thai basil, ginger and garlic

[outer dew]

tf

[modern brook]

and some chile sauce to taste

[outer dew]

bruh

that's like a thai stew

not pho

LMAO

[modern brook]

dude im white

im trying

😦

[outer dew]

so

[modern brook]

hit me with that knowledge

[outer dew]

the thai basil + scallions is fine

but you put that in, after everything is done cooking and when you're ready to eat in the bowl

scallions + thai basil are best when they're fresh

[rough egret]

370 Rezans / 370Lions / 355 blockades, any advice ?

[lusty grotto]

rezan + blockades

[outer dew]

rezans/lion for m+

[modern brook]

if you're dying take blockades over lions, otherwize go for rezan + lion imo

[outer dew]

blockades if you hit a progression wall in raid where you're dying

[lusty grotto]

its tough to beat blockades with decent haste

but if you want dps then sure go lions

[modern brook]

Yeah if you're looking for a survivability boost 100% agree nim

[outer dew]

blockades is nice, but for m+ i don't see the value in it with some pulls

[rough egret]

im at 38% haste with 5 stacks

[modern brook]

I think we've hit a gear point where its not necessary for a lot of content though.

[outer dew]

if i'm gonna die, i'll probably die anyway

lmao

[lusty grotto]

i guess

[outer dew]

actually

you want chicken/beef/ox-tail pho?

[thorn yarrow]

That's how I felt until we had a Zul kill at 2% health haha

[modern brook]

So my family does soupapolooza for christmas

so I'm trying to get a beef-centered pho down for it

[lusty grotto]

i love pho

[modern brook]

cause veryone does Chicken noodle

[outer dew]

well

[lusty grotto]

pho with sriracha mmmmm

[outer dew]

chicken pho is different

because you need a fish sauce vinagrette to dip

and you'll use wide rice noodles

but beef huh

[modern brook]

like knife noodles?

[lusty grotto]

what is this chicken nonsense

[outer dew]

thinner + thicker

[chilly brook]

Wowowowow I missed the good stuff earlier

White supermarket lmao

[lusty grotto]

lolll

[outer dew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JihZJvjPqo4

this would be the kind of noodles

you would use for chicken pho

[modern brook]

thanks tammy :^)

[lusty grotto]

mfw i say fah correctly and my friends still say FOH

[chilly brook]

I get chicken pho at school but I don’t think it’s that great tbh

[outer dew]

i mean

I hate eating out for some dishes

[lusty grotto]

:|

[chilly brook]

But that’s a hardly a good gauge

[outer dew]

but that's because I grew up eating vietnamese food

[lusty grotto]

you know what's good though

[modern brook]

I grew up in an italian house hold

so when my friends are like lets go for italian food

[lusty grotto]

indian chicken pizza

[modern brook]

I'm like lol why

[outer dew]

i mean

there's some viet spots

[lusty grotto]

it's fucking delicious

[outer dew]

where i'd reccomend

but that's because some dishes are a pain to make

lmao

[lusty grotto]

i only went to the same viet place in virginia

i had 2 thai spots though

butter chicken pizza though

[outer dew]

ayy

[lusty grotto]

fuck i'm hungry

[outer dew]

i could fuck with that

lmao

[chilly brook]

I grew up eating a lot of different foods, probably more Italian than anything though

[modern brook]

Butter chicken pizza doesnt sound like a dish

I t sounds like someone was asked to list 3 things that are objectively good

[outer dew]

ehh, i've had something similar

it's okay

[lusty grotto]

it's amazing bullfango

[outer dew]

side note

[chilly brook]

Grandma is 1/2 Italian

Soooooo

[outer dew]

i feel retarded

took me so long to realise

[lusty grotto]

i felt the same way, until i had it

[outer dew]

i need to put my bitter melon in salt water

to reduce how bitter it taste

lmao

[sand egret]

yo. arcane mages can swing it.

oh damn

[outer dew]

tf did that come from

LOL

this is the #FoodChannel sir

[lusty grotto]

chef nimchip is talking sir

[sand egret]

oh

well first off

ew

[modern brook]

yeah bladesong

[lusty grotto]

hang on let me put the picture that never gets posted here

[modern brook]

take it to #off-topic

[sand egret]

second, arcane mages got that big ol' salami

boom

[outer dew]

link

lmao

where the nerf + buff

[chilly brook]

Real talk I need to learn how to make fried rice

[outer dew]

???

[modern brook]

dude

[outer dew]

bruh

[modern brook]

you just

fry

[outer dew]

you're kidding

[modern brook]

rice

[outer dew]

LOL

[sand egret]

dude the recipe is in the name

[outer dew]

oh

[chilly brook]

.....

[outer dew]

i guess something that's not intuitive

is that if you want eggs in your fried rice

[chilly brook]

Clearly you add more to it than just fry the rice

[sand egret]

yeah

[outer dew]

you have to do it in a seperate pan and add it on

[burnt fossil]

add eggs

[sand egret]

its not making it that's the issue

[outer dew]

so you want a recipe?

[sand egret]

its what ya put in it=)

[outer dew]

anything specific?