#Hop on Fortnite
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there’s this seasons medallions then there’s the tomes
the tomes don’t mark you on the map and seem to be the best ones
like the one that pings enemies when you down someone
yeah i like those
also because they seem like they can drop anywhere
and don't require you to beat up the demon baddie for the 500th time
But you didn’t have to cut me off
Panic at Disco
Bro I am panic everywhere
not terrible songs but don’t look like the most engaging
they should do a black eye peas season
hate to sound like a broken record but there literally hasn't been a single new metal track since mid-october and it's getting frustrating for me
bunch of metallica but i'd like to see some new bands, especially some non-american ones
plenty of rock added since then, at least
yeah
what’s up
gimme a bit
alrighty
not a "wait in the lobby" bit but a "i'll be on soon but you can/should start playing" bit
:authentic:
DESYNC, IMPRISONING ME
my callibration song is blinded by the lights
since the drum is so easy
fuck my stupid festival life
Why Fortnite is becoming so hard lately
@drowsy dagger
why are all the best fortnite meme videos on instagram
the meme subreddit is so fucking lame
during the karol g and snoop dogg seasons they didn't add any more songs from them after their release rounds
so the odds for more miku are not good

just boring and lame
it's like they're almost allergic to adding songs that are engaging and/or challenging to play on all instruments, and a little less but still allergic to adding non-american artists
i can think of at least a few bands who fit the bill on some or all of these things! some who've been in previous harmonix games even
i assume this is all because boring execs are calling the shots
I am fucking Miku Miku is the worst vocaloid song to pick
Future Fortnite Squad
anyone down to fortnite today?
playing marvel rivals with others right now
they're adding all the japanese-themed survey skins except the one i wanted
monkey though...
i am already on, but in save the world
let me finish what i'm doing and then maybe go to the bathroom after and i'll be ready
waiting until my mom stops watching Netflix so I get all 2MB/s
why is the forum name orange btw?
yall have to dm me
im out rn
sords
just putting my shit on random because i can't decide who i want to be in this world
Understandable
not our day so far
I don’t like this game anymore
all the babies playing this were lucky they were spared the gang's full strength this time
alas we were traumatised by children (also i'm going to bed soon)
at least it's more japanese music in the japanese season
but i'm not really sure why i keep up with these anymore
Tomorrow
Why are they so veiny?
ayo
symbiote on men: we gotta make this guy huge and ripped
symbiote on women: we gotta cling to this girl and do almost nothing so it looks like she's basically naked
hell yeah

don't know any of these people
same time next week, epic
oh wait that's the cut my life into pieces song. more angsty american rock
@drowsy dagger Glorp
He’s from Planet 51
the teaser is in
Gen Z Midas
maybe he is midas' unruly son or brother
WhatsApp Man and Kebab Machine is now in Fortnite
mfw sub-zero is the secret skin and not kiryu or majima
even though he makes no sense for the theme while they definitely would have
otherwise none of these really speak to me, they look ok but this pass is kind of a sleeper compared to the previous one
most of the lineup looks like they’d call me a slur
except for sub zero and cone girl
Pickle Rickkkkk
i hate the pickle

he could never be you
he's already in 
it should be kingpin instead of Sub-Zero 😭

Epic gamer win
oh crap, fortballs
must've been afk when the bat signal went out because i completely missed this
boy do i hate the swords
@severe magnet will you still be gaman
since pickle said they would return
Yes
Ok
bortnite
oh we might be on europe server if i'm party leader
or maybe not, dunno how this works
kill all sword users
Do you guys like og?
I haven’t touched it
it's ok, don't really like or dislike it any more than this
There was a short power outage 
Yeah let's restart
Gonna take a break or play something else
in that case let's see how far we can get in trios
Ok
after this i've probably had my share of fartnut too
💀
balls
well good gameing
There were two I think
anyway if you were asking about og out of interest i'd be open to try that some other time we play
partially because i hate the swords and because i kind of don't like the cars
when we came over that hill i saw a trio in three separate cars and internally went 
Yeah that's one of the reasons I prefer og sometimes
Also the lack of hitscans
at least the sords are getting deleted on friday
will be replaced by some new bullshit probably
key art
Like shooting star
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sorry you get furry dude and conventionally attractive human woman again
We need more furry women
Fem version of that Wolf DILF
swia
weezer 
can't believe james hetfield did that..
he really fell off
he's on the foot tickler meta
you can choose tracks for your drop and win
seems cool, but most of the jam tracks i own are less suited for this feature if they just start from the beginning
in which case i'm probably better off using the metallica contrail when dropping
also i think i read that other players can't hear your moments jam tracks
just hopped into a game to try it out and it is dissapointingly quiet
its like half the volume of the lobby music
anyone down to play today though
lots of sweats in solos so im hoping having team mates will make it easier
im getting on
my goats could not be snipered
Are the swords gone?
even more
dont look at the replay

bested by a ninja turtle
gonna need to figure out how to deal with that bat
probably the same way as the sword
just aim down with a shotgun and hit center of gravity
but yeah
i was down bad asking for ammo
the team would not supply

i'm sorry, i didn't see
for what it's worth i wasn't finding much either, kind of feel i have been low on ammo for both these past seasons
and yeah i figured, i had one but it was the testicle shotgun that takes a million years to reload
and i had spent my shots
they're adding him, you know
(and kiryu)
We have a new strategy https://d.ddinstagram.com/reel/DGYpD4_uZYP/?igsh=eG9qZTIzdTF0Zzc2
I tried that ballistic mode for the first time
fortnuts
Holy shit
I think that’s enough for me today
freaknite is on
why is the arrow originating from his wee wee area
i like the way i are a lot but it's not going to be challenging to play, and it's short
blink-182 are already in the game. don't know back number but the song doesn't sound like it'll be challenging either
another week (probably more at this rate) waiting for harmonix to bring back iron maiden, judas priest, megadeth, dragonforce etc. for some actual challenge
the children yearn for Herald of Darkness

I really should watch this
tim sweeney... i see what you have done for pickles... please, some news on the yakuza/like a dragon collab, any news...
I’m still not getting it but it’s awesome
Baka Mitai and 24 hour cinderella please

Judgement would be cool as well
give us dame donny
soon this will be real

👍
I'm eating rn but I'll be up in 20-30 minutes
i happen to be in lego right now but could probably do like a couple games or three before i go to bed
or four, it's the weekend
are we still on? or did something come up
think it's getting a little too late for me, sorry but thank you for the invite anyway
it’s alright
i’m eating dinner rn
Who up forting they nites today
not i, i won't be home tonight
Maybe later
I'm eating rn
Who up Fortniting rn
i could be

hoppin on rn
died oon purpose so we can pick up gramp 
Yeah obviously
I’ll do one more
bathroom brb

epically gamed
ggs
at least we won once this time

my aim was so shit 
remembered this moment from last week that i liked
Pumped up kicks is frighteningly accurate for Fortnite
la concha
Trumps Tariffs destroyed the chilean v buck economy
chapter 5 map..
Ya suban la dificultad 🤘😈🕺
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#fyp#parati#hastunemiku#miku#hastune#fortnite
#tengohambre
anyone down for fort later?
Perhaps
i could be..
Maybe
@wispy sage @severe magnet @drowsy dagger
updating rn
Me too 
gawd DAMN
what is even in the update
you can unlock mullet midas now if you have the battle pass
Gonna death strand while it updates
new weapons also and some new collabs
like shohei ohtani and more invincible
no yakuza though...

what a mid battlepass ngl
i like the biker lady a little but other than that yeah
i have no personal relationship to mortal kombat
oh they're also adding crocs

cursed chipmunk vocals
yeah idk how to change key or bpm in lobby
Still updating
enough time for 1 game?
Done updating
Yeah it was pretty good
Close one
I hit one of them for 207 and they survived 
i shockwaved myself into the storm...
my game froze...
how was i supposed to know the game would glitch us into the train
completely fucked situation all around
couldnt get gramps' reboot either because it was 200m underground
Today is not our element
uno mas
at least we're placing high consistently
2022 France type beat
i'm claiming lego decor
is there any way to get rid of all the stuttering this game does
lower your graphics
no, it is the gods who seek to punish me mid-fights
good gaming all the same
Yeah ggs
The gs
haven't seen the show, i think she looks ok
she’s alright in the show, not a lot of screen time but people don’t like her because w*men
should’ve been the lady viltrumite because uh
I should watch the other seasons
they’re pretty good
the hardest part is waiting for new episodes
epic fears muscular women
except for a very small number of skins
new lara
AWOOOOOOGA
!nolan17
this crap is on. rewards unlocked by gaining XP while playing with friends
so if any of you want to unlock through the fire and flames without having to pay for it in like six months, better squad up
Anyone wanna squad up today?
perhaps..
Probably 
pickles isn't here to respond anymore 
what happened to pickles???
at least i hope it is just a break and they'll be back soon
the topic that caused the whole raf thing got mentioned
some jokes were tossed
and twinkles said men are f tier gender and left
me too 
same 
rip to most of the jam tracks @wispy sage
Men 
music is over
to be honest i already own pretty much all the tracks i care about owning
except maybe the unforgiven, and through the fire and flames obviously
i played it last night and holy moly
it’s definitely a challenge but one i plan to overcome
surely it can't be harder than paradise city (
)
i can consistently get 99% on paradise city
through fire and flame i got 94%

big day for white people
hope they add more power metal down the line
preferably from bands better than dragonforce
the road to greatness proceeds
Fortnite users complaining because they can’t use their skin in custom game mode probably titled “Skibidi Parkour to Banban”
billions of skins in this game and they get hung up about the ugly ones
it's either that or they complain about the women's asses being too flat
this is pretty funny
i know they're obviously not even in the same league but 92% hurts to see when you're used to being able to almost flawless master of puppets and one
also the next festival season is sabrina carpenter
?
aren’t most of her iconic songs already in?
dunno, i wasn't too familiar with her before i heard her songs in festival, but i think the two-three that are in are the biggest ones
don't know what they're gonna do besides just have her in the game but i guess they're grabbing the moment since she's especially big and relevant right now
Morrisey festival season
headliner song: Meat is Murder
Play vocals to sing along with the sounds of cows being killed!
first song to receive the highest vocal rating not for technical skill but for emotional difficulty
some Smiths song would be cool
This Charming Man would probably be fun
if i remember correctly it was in either Guitar Hero or Rock Band
i forgor
it was, and apparently stop me if you think you've heard this one before was too
realistically i'd like to see the metal bands they were able to get for rock band, like megadeth, iron maiden, judas priest, motörhead etc.
unrealistically i have several new (as in new to harmonix) bands i'd like to see but will probably never happen because kiddos don't listen to metal, least of all more niche subgenres
as long as we leave this god forsaken season
nothing about this season makes me want to play it
last time i genuinely had fun was back in like chapter 4 season 1
or the last season chapter 3
where they had tornados and shit
mullet midas fails to entice
anything this season really did
the only exception was a free jam track
anyways
i feel like epic should stick to two types of instruments that they sell for festival
either real life instruments like how they do with cars or kicks
OR
some batshit crazy stuff
like a shark guitar
or a flaming sword bass
giant skulls drums set
enough of this half assed “oh this guitar is made of ice” 🤓
I want a guitar that shoots flames from exhaust ports coming out the side of the neck
give me coconuts sitting on rocks as a drum set
or give me a stratocaster idk
also the fact that we get like only get 2 instruments in the shop at a time
there actually is one
but it hasn't been in the shop for a year

i haven't bought a single instrument, i think they're generally too expensive and not interesting enough
almost all the ones i own were free rewards
and since there hasn't been even one free drum set, the only one i own is lars ulrich's tama kit
like NOBODY is gonna use this
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i could go for a little fartballs

seems like it kinda sucks for anything but breaking cover
i’m down for some in a bit
idk what I meant by that
how did the last three squads end up on the same mountain before the final circle
these OG lobbies are hot
I think most SA lobbies are
i swear like 60-70 players are dead before the second circle
time to see if europeans suck more
True
People don't usually pull that shit in NA servers either from what I've seen 😭
damn these euros got hands
I killed one with the pickaxe at the start lol
I think it was my third
i'm ass
Same
i HATE deadpool and i HATE peter griffin
brb
back
maybe one or two more and then a break
Ok
then maybe i can be back to play whenever gramp is available
I'm gonna clean up something brb
Back
sorry i was also brb
that one doesnt count
this is most definitely e-bf and e-gf wearing matching midas and marigold skins
i will not believe any other theory
True
alright i'm done taking the hand cannon and the scoped AR
completely useless in the final circle
Scoped rifle is ass
Ok
people hate her ass for some reason
because women
true!
every time i've checked the fortnite.gg website the rankings have been like a billion poop emojis on every female skin unless they're conventionally attractive
same goes for every black skin
sharing this here cos I'll never pull it off again
survey skins
i NEED the leaf lady
this one's pretty funny and based but idk how they'd make it work in 3D
That's trans penguin
big news for me:
- you will soon be able to pick more than one jam loop per player, meaning you'll be able to make solo mixes
- favorited skins in your locker will appear as NPC bandmates when playing solo main stage
it took me a while to recognize that thats a lego marceline


they sure are picking bandmates from my locker now
idk how i feel about the stage skybox being during day
i really dig when its a night setting and moody
i see what you mean
i know it goes against the whole festival theme of the mode and what the stage's layout has been for the past eight seasons but i wish there was also like a small shitty bar stage
iirc some stages in rock band looked like that
they'll add literal whos who happen to be at coachella this year but they won't add megadeth, iron maiden or judas priest
Waiting for Yo Gabba Gabba
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i hope we get kit fisto

he was my favorite jedi as a kid
next season is flops war
just for one month though
give me cal kestis or give me a baddie like sabine wren or the seventh sister
I need Cal so bad
today's update added the promised pick more than one jam loop feature 
welcome back fuser
Welcome back Fuser
he is in the key art for the new season but it's an old jonesy
lapti nek POGGERS
bro is on the grind
it is my default mode
i have not gotten any better at through the fire and flames (which is coincidentally playing in my ears as the randomly-chosen lobby music)
my crew expires today so im down to grind some zero build
Can I join you guys for a bit?
no objections fro mme
for 1 million dollars
damn
would've had to go in like 15-20min anyway so maybe it's divine intervention
thanks for gameing, was fun doing this again, been a little while
Yeah that was pretty fun
i realized i got grievous like 10 minutes before my crew had expired
not enough time to get his second style then sadly but it's grimbus all the same
tbh i wouldn't have worn his 2nd style as much as the first one
but i got the glider, backbling, pickaxe, and his skin
so im pretty happy
I also managed to get the first style for Poe
a jamiroquai festival season would go hard
zero build anyone?
yeah
sorry i was in the bathroom
my game crashed
do not know why this happens now after billions of years of running stable
where my wookies at
good gamed
despite death jar jar’s cultural significance in the star wars community, i have yet to see one on the battlefield
it’s a little strange
he controls the war from a desk
i don't particularly like jar jar, not even ironically
jar jar is a part of the new world order
Fortnite funnies
It's not funny when you have to pay for it
next season keyart
so the fruits of previous surveys begin to come to pass..
if they don't release the goo girl in the shop i'm gonna fucking blow up
Japan again?!?
is that a stoner lizard
superman 90% chance being the “secret skin” with clark kent being the alt style
emote to transform between the two would be cool
otherwise it’s robin and idk what alt style they would give him
i’m interested to see the companion system talked about in leaks
i’m wondering if everyone gets to bring a companion into the game or ifs a hirable npc in the world
because there will be customization for them
i've imagined it working like companions/pets in MMORPGs where it just follows you around everywhere
maybe this season you'll get a free one in the bp like they did when shoes were introduced
what throws me off is that they can be revived
like for what purpose?
my idea is that everyone is gonna get a generic boring companion and then you can customize it
because if it serves gameplay features like marking chest then it’s only fair if everyone gets one
so there’s gonna be a super common shitty companion everyone gets for free
yeah now that i know that i think so too
actual gameplay function is a step above just cosmetic stuff so they can't have that be bp/shop only
unless they want to open that p2w can of worms which they haven't done ever
not that i think this'll win you the game necessarily but it's gameplay function all the same
bringing your swagged out dog to get a victory royale and some asshole kid shoots at it before they shoot at you
waiting for a black eye peas festival season

The END album is full of bangers
they already dress the part
they do
right now we have no idea who the next one after sabrina will be, which is refreshing (until they inevitably leak)
What's wrong with the world mama
hoping for iron maiden sometime, i want to play as eddie
and if dead by daylight can do it...
a deadmau5 collab leaked
for the love of god, don't let him be the next festival season
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theres like bullet time or something like that
Black Eyed Peas music in the trailer
EPIC
BLACK EYED PEAS FESTIVAL SEASON
AND MY SOUL IS YOURS
Will they bring back the AI Vader?
im vadering it
oooooh im vadering it
I'm gonna miss the Jawa shotty
so true
don't remind me
so when are we all squading up for the new season
I'm thinking when I get the new wifi installed
nairobi unleashed
i read that in the new season you build up your "superhero rank" every match by doing shit until you get cool superpowers
and you gain 100 base HP for every rank
another two months of zoning out (but i'll probably still play whatever his experience will be because i'll be less disappointed by then)
i hope vocal mains are ready to be playing beep boop beep simulator
i did get my picture with sabrina even though i wasn't excited about her either
anyone down for some zero build today?
maybe in a couple hours or so
nevermind, i've been a bit unwell for a few days and it turns out i'm not at my peak tonight, sorry
died in my first match by going through a rift in my car and accidentally getting out

the royale couldve been up there
must resist urge to buy batman
peak incoming
i want to see that little man DANCE
excited for silk sonic songs though
still holding out for black eye peas next season
blitz is pretty fun
a little sweaty but nice and short
nvm just ran into a cheater

2 wins though
shoutout to cat life custom game mode
get 40k xp every 30 seconds or so
how bout you blitz into some helldivers with the oomfs

no other game propaganda in fortnite chat
Blitz is actually very fun
havent tried yet because im a pussy
and ive been playing helldivers as my online game instead lately
also i didnt post festival songs this week because it was a bullshit one (1) song week again (old town road)

Bruno Mars really needs his paycheck
not shown: red hot chili peppers' zephyr song, which will be obtainable for free during the summer event that starts today
but besides that, this week is a song that's already in the game and another that is literally royalty-free tiktok music
so i'm starting to lose hope and starting to believe that epic is giving up on this mode
finally… the cure
spartan baddies... (in the next season's battle pass)
also power rangers next season
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mine's been like normal in save the world and festival at least
haven't given BR much thought yet since i hear the new medallions are bullshit
they're similar to the previous seasons
mfs like to exaggerate
movement is as fucked as ever too
i dislike the medallions in general
they should get rid of them when chapter 7 starts
most of the recent song drops have been not good or full of songs that were already in the game
so i couldn't muster the will to post them

i miss when we would get 4 songs a week
good times
millennials around the world let out a cheer
note: the blog post says that the festival season after gorillaz will be fortnite-original, i.e. not a real artist, for "the occasion" of "celebrating fortnite festival"
whether that means they'll return to business as usual with a real artist headlining the season after that (maybe they need a buffer season to work on other things? they're working on pro drums and vocals simultaneously as this) or they're about to wind down support for this mode remains to be seen
grillaz
maybe theyll segment festival into chapters so they can do big adjustments
Will you answer the call?
will @restive wigeon get the new wednesday skin
oh shit right
maybe
dunno if any of you have seen the leaked key art for next season
i haven't really been interested in playing BR the past two seasons but this next one i'll definitely try to play some more of
this map hasnt really been too engaging for me
between the early japanese theming and then the superhero theme it hasnt grabbed me
the bugs just made the map ugly
the halloween theme has really been the only fun one for me
To me, all maps with superhero theming are bad maps
whats good ese
They're adding American Dad to Fortnite
your point?
American Dad in Fortnite
The fish will get a mech skin too
did you want to grame?

they have taken it too far
its not a joke anymore
They're also adding the fish from The Cat In The Hat movie (2003)
They're doing a community event where you can choose which fish you support
The loser gets put into one of those handcrank meat grinder
what if i want both to be grounded
There's no room for centrists in this one, sorry
Wouldn't be secret if I told you
so just between the two worst fish in media?
I won't spoil much but let's just say... Martin Scorsese (From Shark Tale) may have a role in this
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servers for epic are down rn

season looks fun though
i really feel like this map would be cool to explore
all the details and such
you'd think they'd be prepared for season-start surges by now, being the world's biggest battle royale game
have the event be fairly early in the US presumably so people will have time to start playing
but then the servers shit themselves so bad that no one can play all day anyway
on a saturday. very not good!



