#no-mans-steak🥩 | No Man's Sky | Page 23

zealous crown Sep 14, 2020, 5:06 PM

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Hehe, it's okay in rice puddings, but meh everywhere else.

dark spade Sep 14, 2020, 5:06 PM

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😳

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when you’re cooking with it and not using it for flavor

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it’s fine

zealous crown Sep 14, 2020, 5:06 PM

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Texture, yes.

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 5:07 PM

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@zealous crown I found a source for the fake chicken egg thing. There's a video of some silly putty made up to look like eggs, sold in paper cartons. Somone tried to fry it.

zealous crown Sep 14, 2020, 5:08 PM

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Haha, cheers. I'll share that with mom next time we talk.

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 5:08 PM

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https://observers.france24.com/en/20180504-worry-chinese-really-trying-poison-us-plastic-eggs-fake-news-debunked

zealous crown Sep 14, 2020, 5:09 PM

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Having said that. I have an obnoxious video of some chinese hole in the wall restaurant owner, going around collecting sewer from manholes, then churning it into oil.

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 5:09 PM

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Oh that's totally real

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Gutter oil is a massive problem

zealous crown Sep 14, 2020, 5:09 PM

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Ivorian..

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 5:10 PM

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I'm unlikely to ever go to china, as I've said some unflattering things about the CCP

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And have no desire to be disappeared into the back of a van

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But if I did, I'd not touch the street food

dark spade Sep 14, 2020, 5:11 PM

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it’s not just the street food

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They have decentralized agriculture

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meaning it’s nearly impossible to regulate

zealous crown Sep 14, 2020, 5:11 PM

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If you are kidnapped, eating is not optional.

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Also, 'If you do a reverse image search, however, you will find a link to an article in Chinese published on April 5, 2017, that debunks this video and explains its origins.'

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meaning it’s nearly impossible to regulate
@dark spade they have no desire to regulate.

dark spade Sep 14, 2020, 5:12 PM

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uh

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 5:12 PM

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I believe the debunking because making fake eggs makes little sense

dark spade Sep 14, 2020, 5:12 PM

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okay

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 5:12 PM

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I mean

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they literally come out of a chickens asshole on a schedule

zealous crown Sep 14, 2020, 5:13 PM

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Hehe, so does artificial rice. But "apparently" that;s a thing as well.

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 5:13 PM

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Buying a machine to make a thin plastic shell and filling it with something has got to cost more than a chicken

dark spade Sep 14, 2020, 5:13 PM

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it’s smaller scale though

zealous crown Sep 14, 2020, 5:14 PM

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Not if you consider maintenance and upkeep of livestock compared to machineries.

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 5:14 PM

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Artificial rice I can see because there are things that exist that kind of look like rice

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Floor scrapings at a plastic factory, for example

dark spade Sep 14, 2020, 5:14 PM

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upkeep of livestock in industrial farms amounts to doing nothing until they die then tossing the bodies and replacing them

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 5:14 PM

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Particularly melamine

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melamine is what they were putting in baby food

dusky solstice Sep 14, 2020, 5:15 PM

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If you are in China, usually you'll be safe if you stick to places that serve Donkey meat

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if you aren't in the better off areas

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 5:16 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/scared-donkey-shrek-shout-gif-15673394

Tenor

zealous crown Sep 14, 2020, 5:16 PM

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Melamine has been widely popular in SE Asia. Not only in the food, but people actually eat off it.

dusky solstice Sep 14, 2020, 5:16 PM

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First time I had donkey was in Nevada

zealous crown Sep 14, 2020, 5:16 PM

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As in plates etc.

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Hell, I saw an auntie microwave food in a melamine bowl.

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aunties*

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 5:17 PM

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oof

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melamine is fine until you heat it

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then it breaks down

zealous crown Sep 14, 2020, 5:17 PM

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Mmhm.

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 5:17 PM

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it's dirt cheap though, and safer than alternatives

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as long as it's not heated

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Doesn't cause lasting damage though, so you should be fine 🙂

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Just stops up your kidneys a bit until they flush it out

zealous crown Sep 14, 2020, 5:24 PM

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Good thing I have two, eh.

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 5:25 PM

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takes a note

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Both in full working order?

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Blood type O-?

quick root Sep 14, 2020, 5:27 PM

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aw fuck

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it's 12:30

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lunch time

serene delta Sep 14, 2020, 5:29 PM

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For me it's 10:29

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And for me you said that at 10:27, which would be 1:27 EST

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What wierd timezone are you on?

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He's not in the United States of America, that's all I know

quick root Sep 14, 2020, 5:34 PM

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laughs in texan

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 5:35 PM

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He's a Texican

zealous crown Sep 14, 2020, 5:36 PM

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Haha surprisingly yes, two and O+

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Wait does that mean I can receive from all or donate to all..?

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 5:37 PM

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Neither, you can recieve any O

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It's the trash tier of blood groups I'm afraid 🤣

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O- is the universal donor

zealous crown Sep 14, 2020, 5:39 PM

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Oh well, I’ll take what I can get, I s’pose.

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 5:39 PM

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AB is the universal receiver

zealous crown Sep 14, 2020, 5:39 PM

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That i before e.. tho.

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 5:39 PM

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don't know what you mean... >_>

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But anyway, you're off my organ stealing list because I'm O-

zealous crown Sep 14, 2020, 5:41 PM

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I am honoured to have been on it at all. 🙏

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Speaking of stealing, most stolen food in the weatern world is apparently not bread, but Cheese

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 5:43 PM

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From shops?

red herald Sep 14, 2020, 5:43 PM

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I was imagining trucks

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because I've seen it happen

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 5:44 PM

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"Antony Worrall Thompson was far from alone in stealing cheese from a supermarket"

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this is like, peak britain

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tbf cheese is quite expensive

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I resent paying nearly £5 for a tiny slice of rotten milk

zealous crown Sep 14, 2020, 7:08 PM

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Ikr. Esp halloumi and parmesan

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All that chat about stir fry made me crave it..

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I am having it with singaporean noodles

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 7:11 PM

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Paramasan is the worst

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It lasts what, 2 servings?

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Good choice of noodles btw

zealous crown Sep 14, 2020, 7:12 PM

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Depends on how generous you are with it, but yes, super pricey comparatively

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Thanks. I live to please.

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 7:13 PM

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Dunno how Olive garden survives without going bankrupt, offering unlimited parmasan

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hm

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I bet it's not parmasan is it

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'murica isn't known for its cheeses

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a "blend" of romano and parmesan

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so probably the minimum amount of parmesan as they can put in while still legally being able to claim it has parmesan

zealous crown Sep 14, 2020, 8:19 PM

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Hehe funny, that’s what my mum has yo say about the prepackaged garam masalas they sell here. 90% cinnamon, 10% bleargh.

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Wasn’t there a rumour about Domino’s not using ‘real’ cheese?

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I think turned out it was provolone.

tired stump Sep 14, 2020, 8:31 PM

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right...not real cheese 😄

dusky solstice Sep 14, 2020, 9:02 PM

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@placid terrace 'murica won #1 cheese last year in the world

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We just also have a love affair with the process kinds

placid terrace Sep 14, 2020, 9:17 PM

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for the first time ever

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do it again and we'll talk 🙂

quick root Sep 14, 2020, 11:13 PM

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little caesars: good for when you're either 5 joints deep and think your fingers are growing mushrooms or if you gotta feed a small army's worth of moving crew

calm orbit Sep 15, 2020, 12:45 AM

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no mans fry wow

grave vessel Sep 15, 2020, 8:30 PM

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take a sip

weak mantle Sep 15, 2020, 8:31 PM

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thank you

tired stump Sep 15, 2020, 10:21 PM

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weak mantle Sep 15, 2020, 10:22 PM

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Whut

tired stump Sep 15, 2020, 10:23 PM

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Just local pizza place

weak mantle Sep 15, 2020, 10:25 PM

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The wall makes me think of tetris

zealous crown Sep 15, 2020, 10:43 PM

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That photo is triggering my ocd.

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Esp the tin foil

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I mean why is it even there.. why

weak mantle Sep 15, 2020, 10:45 PM

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you know what

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this whole time, i thought i was looking at this pic in memes

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i was looking at it, trying to find the joke

zealous crown Sep 15, 2020, 10:49 PM

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Hahah

tired stump Sep 15, 2020, 10:56 PM

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Bags of lady fingers they use for tiramisu

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That foil will haunt your dreeeeeams

zealous crown Sep 15, 2020, 10:59 PM

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You joke.. :/

tired stump Sep 15, 2020, 11:05 PM

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Eggplant parmesan for me

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Calzone for waifu

zealous crown Sep 15, 2020, 11:06 PM

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Are you a vegetarian or do you actually enjoy eggplant?

placid terrace Sep 15, 2020, 11:17 PM

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I don't believe anyone enjoys eggplant

keen jacinth Sep 15, 2020, 11:19 PM

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Nah it’s pretty good

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Depends on what you make with it

zealous crown Sep 15, 2020, 11:34 PM

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Baba

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Ghanoush

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4lyf

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Also, it’s delicious with tamarind

placid terrace Sep 15, 2020, 11:35 PM

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https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/023/021/e02e5ffb5f980cd8262cf7f0ae00a4a9_press-x-to-doubt-memes-memesuper-la-noire-doubt-meme_419-238.jpg

tired stump Sep 15, 2020, 11:38 PM

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We are going flex

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But I enjoy well cooked eggplant

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And we like most mezze

zealous crown Sep 15, 2020, 11:40 PM

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Have you tried salmon mousse?

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With a bit of fried halloumi on the side

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Okay, 00:40, should sleep before I start snacking

tired stump Sep 16, 2020, 12:00 AM

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i have not

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gn

dusky solstice Sep 16, 2020, 3:22 AM

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I love doing Pizza style Eggplant Pide

tired stump Sep 16, 2020, 2:52 PM

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@zealous crown i do have a slight preference for hummus with a little seasoned ground beef

zealous crown Sep 16, 2020, 2:54 PM

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Woah, as garnish..?

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The beef ie

gaunt salmon Sep 16, 2020, 3:11 PM

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Can we agree that pot noodles are nice

molten crypt Sep 16, 2020, 3:11 PM

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nyaShrug

gaunt salmon Sep 16, 2020, 3:12 PM

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Why does no one like pot noodles

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what is this

zealous crown Sep 16, 2020, 3:13 PM

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I don’t mind them.

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Check out the ones by Soba.

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I found some at the local coop, was better than Pot Noodle.

gaunt salmon Sep 16, 2020, 3:15 PM

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I'll look into it

tired stump Sep 16, 2020, 3:16 PM

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https://feelgoodfoodie.net/recipe/lebanese-hummus-ground-beef/ @zealous crown

FeelGoodFoodie

Hummus with Ground Beef {Lebanese Recipe} | FeelGoodFoodie

This Hummus with Ground Beef recipe is a simple, authentic and popular Middle Eastern meal - easy to make with your favorite hummus, beef and pine nuts!

zealous crown Sep 16, 2020, 3:16 PM

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@gaunt salmon

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gaunt salmon Sep 16, 2020, 3:17 PM

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that looks nice

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chicken

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I feel like I've seen that before

zealous crown Sep 16, 2020, 3:17 PM

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Smoosh, that looks awesome. Thanks. I’ll definitely try it. I have used nuts and infused olive oil, pesto etc before, never minced beef.

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that looks nice
@gaunt salmon yeah, I keep them at work for days I don’t have time for lunch.

gaunt salmon Sep 16, 2020, 3:19 PM

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nice

zealous crown Sep 16, 2020, 3:19 PM

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The soy sauce sachet that comes with it is really good. But yeah, let me know if you like it.

tired stump Sep 16, 2020, 3:36 PM

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@zealous crown best pita i ever had was right around here:

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zealous crown Sep 16, 2020, 5:35 PM

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Look at that clay oven! 😍 bet that was one hell of a pita. looks at her store bought ones and whimpers

tired stump Sep 16, 2020, 6:18 PM

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the problem is that every other pita for the last X years has paled in comparison

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i think the ones at zaytinya(?) were close

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Curry delivery

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i bought like 15 different kinds of curry spices and then i was like "nope" goes to amazon

zealous crown Sep 16, 2020, 10:08 PM

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the problem is that every other pita for the last X years has paled in comparison
@tired stump hah I totally get that. I had these amazing falafels in Libya, a long time ago, and haven’t had anything remotely as delicious as that batch.

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I guess I should be grateful to have had it at all.

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Does that curry stuff come in paste/powder/sauce?

tired stump Sep 16, 2020, 11:36 PM

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it's a paste in a foil packet

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pretty comparable to what we get from the local thai place

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i also have felafel feels...also from cairo

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from some random place in giza

dusky solstice Sep 16, 2020, 11:39 PM

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tired stump Sep 17, 2020, 12:14 AM

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I’m sure that tastes delicious 😉

molten crypt Sep 17, 2020, 2:09 AM

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Beans

placid terrace Sep 17, 2020, 2:13 AM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9X6y-boLZg

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molten crypt Sep 17, 2020, 2:21 AM

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Beans beans beans

weak mantle Sep 17, 2020, 3:34 AM

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Beans

molten crypt Sep 17, 2020, 3:41 AM

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Snaeb

molten crypt Sep 17, 2020, 11:11 AM

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red herald Sep 17, 2020, 11:12 AM

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spikey sauce

molten crypt Sep 17, 2020, 11:19 AM

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That's most fancy way I've seen such a cheap meal presented.
It's fantastic.

red herald Sep 17, 2020, 11:35 AM

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ikr

molten crypt Sep 17, 2020, 12:29 PM

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Thatd be cute to do for kids

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Or maybe a dog

weak mantle Sep 17, 2020, 1:58 PM

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Or a hamster

molten crypt Sep 17, 2020, 1:58 PM

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or Grandma

tired stump Sep 17, 2020, 2:56 PM

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yeah, anyone needing to eat soft food really

zealous crown Sep 17, 2020, 2:57 PM

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Starving, mm what to eat..

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cheese omelette 2. frittata 3. tortellini 4. just black coffee

tired stump Sep 17, 2020, 2:58 PM

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spag-o's and vienna sausage obvs

placid terrace Sep 17, 2020, 2:58 PM

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3 and 4

zealous crown Sep 17, 2020, 2:58 PM

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What are spag-o's? :/

tired stump Sep 17, 2020, 2:58 PM

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wait what time are you, 8am?

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spaghettios

placid terrace Sep 17, 2020, 2:58 PM

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Spaghetti hoops

zealous crown Sep 17, 2020, 2:58 PM

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Nah, 15:58

tired stump Sep 17, 2020, 2:58 PM

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ye

placid terrace Sep 17, 2020, 2:58 PM

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En anglais

tired stump Sep 17, 2020, 2:58 PM

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oh, not omelette then

zealous crown Sep 17, 2020, 2:58 PM

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Oh, like in a can?

placid terrace Sep 17, 2020, 2:58 PM

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Ya

tired stump Sep 17, 2020, 2:58 PM

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ye

red herald Sep 17, 2020, 2:58 PM

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who came up with spag-ohs and why

tired stump Sep 17, 2020, 2:59 PM

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frittata

zealous crown Sep 17, 2020, 2:59 PM

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Sounds.. interesting. :S

tired stump Sep 17, 2020, 2:59 PM

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with spinach and fresh tomato, mozz on top

zealous crown Sep 17, 2020, 3:00 PM

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Would it be too weird if I threw in some ricotta and spinach tortellini in there as well?

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Oh.. I tried making mozz at home a few weeks ago. It wasn't the best, but I never realised how easy it would be.

tired stump Sep 17, 2020, 3:01 PM

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ricott, no...tortellini, yes unless on the side

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with pesto maybes

zealous crown Sep 17, 2020, 3:04 PM

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Haha this is turning into a fullblown meal!

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Aight. Off I go, then.

molten crypt Sep 17, 2020, 3:06 PM

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Skittles.

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Fill it up

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with Skittles

tired stump Sep 17, 2020, 3:09 PM

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one of my fave ocd things to do as a kid was color sort bags of skittles, m&m's, chewy spree, etc.

molten crypt Sep 17, 2020, 3:10 PM

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I did that with Gummy bears

weak mantle Sep 17, 2020, 3:10 PM

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I love chewy spree

molten crypt Sep 17, 2020, 3:10 PM

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Id then kill the white ones

tired stump Sep 17, 2020, 3:10 PM

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then eat the highest count ones until they were all equal in a grid

molten crypt Sep 17, 2020, 3:10 PM

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then punish the rest by eating their faces or feet

tired stump Sep 17, 2020, 3:10 PM

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white = pale yellow = pineapple

molten crypt Sep 17, 2020, 3:11 PM

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I hated them

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Id just rip them apart

tired stump Sep 17, 2020, 3:11 PM

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for haribo, at least

molten crypt Sep 17, 2020, 3:11 PM

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Green also sucked tushy

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Orange and red are fine, which is why Id play with them longer.

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I also played with gold fish crackers

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I remember spliting them in half as punishment

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or taking their tails

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I was a shark

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nyaChill2

fair siren Sep 17, 2020, 3:19 PM

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wow

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i used to play with teddy grahams haha

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NOT THE MILK PIT AHHHH

molten crypt Sep 17, 2020, 3:23 PM

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SCaa

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lol

hidden quail Sep 17, 2020, 3:31 PM

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I used to eat raw cauliflower

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Still do sometimes

molten crypt Sep 17, 2020, 3:31 PM

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That seems normal?

gloomy glacier Sep 17, 2020, 3:31 PM

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healthy

hidden quail Sep 17, 2020, 3:31 PM

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Idk anyone else that does it over here tbh

gloomy glacier Sep 17, 2020, 3:31 PM

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with ranch

hidden quail Sep 17, 2020, 3:31 PM

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And broccoli raw is nice too

gloomy glacier Sep 17, 2020, 3:31 PM

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yup

placid terrace Sep 17, 2020, 3:32 PM

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You’ll catch botulism 😮

hidden quail Sep 17, 2020, 3:32 PM

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Better than cooked

gloomy glacier Sep 17, 2020, 3:32 PM

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carrots

molten crypt Sep 17, 2020, 3:32 PM

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I use to slide the cauliflower behind the couch

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it seemed to vanish

hidden quail Sep 17, 2020, 3:32 PM

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Did you eat raw peas too?

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They're my favourite

molten crypt Sep 17, 2020, 3:33 PM

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Corn and Onions are the worst

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🤢

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I like everything else now as an adult, but not those

hidden quail Sep 17, 2020, 3:33 PM

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I like raw onion. Raw baby corn I eat too sometimes

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Not big corn though

dusky solstice Sep 17, 2020, 4:30 PM

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I think my favorite way to eat corn is Elote (or rather Esquites if I'm lazy and doing it off the cob)

hidden quail Sep 17, 2020, 4:38 PM

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Elote looks nice

zenith grotto Sep 17, 2020, 4:43 PM

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Made elote just the other week!

hidden quail Sep 17, 2020, 4:50 PM

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How was it?

zenith grotto Sep 17, 2020, 4:54 PM

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So good! Highly recommend trying it yourself at least once.. it’s pretty easy to make.

dusky solstice Sep 17, 2020, 4:57 PM

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if you don't have a grill, go the esquites route which you basically take the corn off the cob and cook it in pan before mixing everything together

hidden quail Sep 17, 2020, 4:57 PM

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I'll have to give it a go

gloomy glacier Sep 17, 2020, 4:58 PM

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i've been looking at images, and have to admit... definitely worth a try

zenith grotto Sep 17, 2020, 4:59 PM

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I’ve never made it esquite style..pretty much a sweet and savoury corn salad though 😋

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Delicious on-the-go lunch

dusky solstice Sep 17, 2020, 5:02 PM

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What's nice about the Esquites style is it easier to make family style while taking up less room at the serving table. Also you can get a bit... fancier and more control with the flavors since it easier to add other seasoning, different cheeses, etc..

hidden quail Sep 17, 2020, 5:05 PM

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Does parmesan work fine with it?

dusky solstice Sep 17, 2020, 5:15 PM

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yeah, any salty cheese works

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I do a dairy free one for a few friends that uses Nutritional yeast, extra lime, and salt

zenith grotto Sep 17, 2020, 5:15 PM

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^^^

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We don’t eat dairy. I made a cashew Parmesan

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👌

dusky solstice Sep 17, 2020, 5:17 PM

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and if you want to go full vegan, replace the mayo/butter with Toum

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which is basically vegan mayo, aka aioli with a lil lemon juice

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and uses garlic instead of egg as the emulsifier. Also known a Lebanese garlic sauce

zenith grotto Sep 17, 2020, 5:18 PM

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^^ did that 😯

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Don’t eat egg either

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Lol

dusky solstice Sep 17, 2020, 5:20 PM

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If you can find it, look for Elephant garlic. It'll make your Toum almost neutral flavored so it closer to mayo than a garlic sauce if you ever want a more neutral base for things

zenith grotto Sep 17, 2020, 5:23 PM

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I use soy milk and Dijon mustard as emulsifiers in my aioli

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Never thought to use plain garlic

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Could have some tasty outcomes

gloomy glacier Sep 17, 2020, 5:24 PM

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@zenith grotto no dairy by choice?

dusky solstice Sep 17, 2020, 5:24 PM

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@zenith grotto that's what makes it aioli, no eggs, and using garlic

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then it becomes Toum by adding a lil lemon juice and water

zenith grotto Sep 17, 2020, 5:25 PM

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@zenith grotto no dairy by choice?
@gloomy glacier yessir

dusky solstice Sep 17, 2020, 5:26 PM

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moment you add eggs, it no longer an aioli. "Garlic Aioli" and the likes you hear in the US was a marketing thing

zenith grotto Sep 17, 2020, 5:26 PM

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Fair point.

dusky solstice Sep 17, 2020, 5:27 PM

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That said, a mayo will make a better base for a wider range of sauces than an Aioli would

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given its neutralness

zenith grotto Sep 17, 2020, 5:27 PM

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That’s pretty much why I’ve made mine without garlic I guess

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If it needed to have garlic. I would add it afterwards

tired stump Sep 17, 2020, 5:32 PM

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@hidden quail how do you know this word "Lazarou"?

hidden quail Sep 17, 2020, 5:33 PM

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@tired stump papa lazarou is a character from league of gentlemen

dark spade Sep 17, 2020, 5:33 PM

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makin passion fruit syrup :D

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hidden quail Sep 17, 2020, 5:34 PM

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If there's any other meaning idk

tired stump Sep 17, 2020, 5:34 PM

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oh

hidden quail Sep 17, 2020, 5:34 PM

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What does it mean lol

tired stump Sep 17, 2020, 5:34 PM

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my father's name was Lazaro

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after lazarus

hidden quail Sep 17, 2020, 5:34 PM

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Aaah ok

tired stump Sep 17, 2020, 5:34 PM

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he has not come back as far as i know 👀

zenith grotto Sep 17, 2020, 5:34 PM

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😮

weak mantle Sep 17, 2020, 5:49 PM

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whoa nice Marm!

tired stump Sep 17, 2020, 5:54 PM

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mix that with some chia seeds for maximum awkward mouthfeel

placid terrace Sep 17, 2020, 6:04 PM

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mmm, passionfruit

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so delicious

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and yet

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frog spawn

dark spade Sep 17, 2020, 6:26 PM

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shush

placid terrace Sep 17, 2020, 6:26 PM

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You're just upset because I'm right

dark spade Sep 17, 2020, 6:27 PM

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no

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NO

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IT'S NOT FROG SPAWN LOOKING

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NOT AT ALL

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YOU WILL NOT RUIN THIS FOR ME

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MIND OVER MATTER

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I WILL CONTINUE TO THINK OF IT AS FRUIT

placid terrace Sep 17, 2020, 6:29 PM

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a fruit... that looks a little bit like frog spawn?

dark spade Sep 17, 2020, 6:29 PM

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first you ruin my life by letting me gamble

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now you ruin my life by telling the truth

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torment me no longer!

placid terrace Sep 17, 2020, 6:31 PM

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Don't forget I told you that marmalade isn't a jam because it includes the rind and pith

dark spade Sep 17, 2020, 6:31 PM

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blocked

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reported

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unfriended

placid terrace Sep 17, 2020, 6:31 PM

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😄

weak mantle Sep 17, 2020, 6:32 PM

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Unremembered

quick root Sep 17, 2020, 6:32 PM

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marm's gonna get a concussion just to forget this knowledge

tired stump Sep 17, 2020, 6:48 PM

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Marmento

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https://tenor.com/n3b2.gif

Tenor

Weird

▶ Play video

placid terrace Sep 17, 2020, 9:15 PM

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🐸

native shale Sep 17, 2020, 9:57 PM

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gaze

quick root Sep 17, 2020, 10:00 PM

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SHIT

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I MEANT TO COOK THE MEAT IN MY FREEZER

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FUCK

weak mantle Sep 17, 2020, 10:01 PM

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this belongs in the nms channel

serene delta Sep 17, 2020, 11:02 PM

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I want freddys

thorn frigate Sep 18, 2020, 2:28 AM

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for a second i thought nms had cooking

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too bad i dont cook in real life either... all i eat is eggs and chicken

zenith grotto Sep 18, 2020, 2:28 AM

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It does

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Cooking in NMS is very much a thing

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Ask Cronus

thorn frigate Sep 18, 2020, 2:28 AM

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bruh

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how do you

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do it

zenith grotto Sep 18, 2020, 2:29 AM

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It’s pretty grindy tbh

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It’s a good way to earn mangoes

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Just time consuming

thorn frigate Sep 18, 2020, 2:29 AM

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is there like an actual benefit to it

zenith grotto Sep 18, 2020, 2:30 AM

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^^

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Oh shut

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Mangoes wtf

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Nanites***

thorn frigate Sep 18, 2020, 2:30 AM

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that makes a lot more sense than mangoes

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thanks

molten crypt Sep 18, 2020, 6:21 AM

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nyaBored

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Brain fart

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Or maybe stomach fart

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Dunno what to do for Din

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I've had like ten Otter pops today tho

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SCgoodjob

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Responsible

fair siren Sep 18, 2020, 6:27 AM

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Like actual otter pops?

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Not the drink

molten crypt Sep 18, 2020, 6:30 AM

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I mean I did drink them, because they weren't frozen.

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I just like them cold

fair siren Sep 18, 2020, 6:31 AM

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Oh

molten crypt Sep 18, 2020, 6:31 AM

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But yeah the popsicles

fair siren Sep 18, 2020, 6:31 AM

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I usually eat 10 at a time too lol

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Or almost that

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They're too addictive

molten crypt Sep 18, 2020, 6:32 AM

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Yeah, at least they're tiny. Lot of sugar tho

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nyaRelaxed

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Strawberry and lime are best

fair siren Sep 18, 2020, 6:39 AM

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I can agree with that

placid terrace Sep 18, 2020, 10:53 PM

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so I looked for rice milk but the shop didn't appear to have it

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had literally every other type

dusky solstice Sep 18, 2020, 11:08 PM

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@placid terrace you can make your own much cheaper and healthier

placid terrace Sep 18, 2020, 11:09 PM

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can i tho

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I've not got the patience to sit there squeezing 10,000 rice nipples

dusky solstice Sep 18, 2020, 11:10 PM

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water, rice (or rice flour and protein) and a blender

tired stump Sep 19, 2020, 12:04 AM

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plus chinoise, plus coffee filters 🙂

placid terrace Sep 19, 2020, 12:10 AM

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this sounds like a lot more effort than buying a carton

dusky solstice Sep 19, 2020, 1:24 AM

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📎 20200918_201610.jpg 📎 20200918_201905.jpg

tired stump Sep 19, 2020, 12:09 PM

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that is a lot of squigglies

dusky solstice Sep 19, 2020, 3:21 PM

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Fusilli with a light sauce made from sweet Italian sausage, banana peppers, olive, tomato

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And starting breakfast now

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tired stump Sep 19, 2020, 9:09 PM

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tired stump Sep 19, 2020, 10:12 PM

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Say hello to my smol fren

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He is ten years old I think

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8.5

weak mantle Sep 19, 2020, 11:01 PM

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hello

dark spade Sep 19, 2020, 11:20 PM

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pepper oil :D

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gonna make me some eggs with it later

weak mantle Sep 19, 2020, 11:37 PM

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mmm

tired stump Sep 19, 2020, 11:37 PM

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nice

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i n f u s i o n

summer wadi Sep 20, 2020, 7:58 PM

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@tired stump I have the same rice cooker. Love the lil tunes it plays 🎵

tired stump Sep 20, 2020, 8:11 PM

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indeed

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would i reprogram it to play "another one bites the dust" if given the opportunity? maybe. but the tune is very happy 🍚

zenith grotto Sep 21, 2020, 12:18 AM

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Let us commence

weak mantle Sep 21, 2020, 12:19 AM

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Broggoli

zenith grotto Sep 21, 2020, 12:21 AM

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Poggoli

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Sweet onion was sus. Out the airlock they go.

placid terrace Sep 21, 2020, 12:25 AM

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brown center?

tired stump Sep 21, 2020, 12:31 AM

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oh i made chicken gravy to put on rice

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grayyyybeee

zenith grotto Sep 21, 2020, 12:36 AM

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Fricky’s secret veggie broth 😏

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molten crypt Sep 21, 2020, 12:37 AM

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Broth nyaLove1

zenith grotto Sep 21, 2020, 12:39 AM

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brown center?
@placid terrace I don’t banish based on colour. That’s racism.

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U sus m8

placid terrace Sep 21, 2020, 12:53 AM

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I'm totally racist when it comes to onions

zenith grotto Sep 21, 2020, 1:02 AM

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🧀

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My kitchen smells like heaven

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If heaven were made of cheese

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Which I’m pretty sure it is

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Change my mind

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Now the key here to a successful cheesy broc soup is to take your time with the simmering. Allow those flavours to mingle, the cheese sauce to ponder, the spiritual aromas to bind your inner eye to the wondrous dreamscape of food.

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Then

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cram it in your gullet

tired stump Sep 21, 2020, 1:23 AM

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sir you've got cheese sauce in your inner eye

zenith grotto Sep 21, 2020, 1:23 AM

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You say it likes it’s a bad thing..

zenith grotto Sep 21, 2020, 1:50 AM

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La piece de resistance

weak mantle Sep 21, 2020, 2:16 AM

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Very nice. Good work

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And cool bowls

zenith grotto Sep 21, 2020, 2:17 AM

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Thanks dad

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Hope I did you proud

placid terrace Sep 21, 2020, 2:24 AM

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looks 'aight

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not sure what you're doing making soup at 3am though smh my head

zenith grotto Sep 21, 2020, 2:24 AM

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Peak soup hour

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Don’t know what your doing awake at 3 AM

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Shake my smh

placid terrace Sep 21, 2020, 2:25 AM

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shhh, not so loud, @vale kelp will hear

vale kelp Sep 21, 2020, 2:32 AM

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@placid terrace 😤😤😤

placid terrace Sep 21, 2020, 2:35 AM

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Hi 🙂

tired stump Sep 21, 2020, 12:44 PM

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dat some sexy soup

tired stump Sep 21, 2020, 2:48 PM

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b r e a k 👏 f a s t 👏

weak mantle Sep 21, 2020, 2:51 PM

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Break clap fast clap

fair siren Sep 21, 2020, 2:51 PM

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looks like my breakfast today which was very yummy

tired stump Sep 21, 2020, 2:53 PM

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mine is turkey and mozz

vague crow Sep 21, 2020, 7:56 PM

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weak mantle Sep 21, 2020, 8:03 PM

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hello

tired stump Sep 21, 2020, 8:10 PM

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samaaaaach

vale kelp Sep 21, 2020, 8:30 PM

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I've come here to make my very first official food related post in this channel...

placid terrace Sep 21, 2020, 8:30 PM

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I think that's against the rules

vale kelp Sep 21, 2020, 8:31 PM

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This is my favorite banana nut bread recipe of all time... 😋https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/patrick-and-gina-neely/momma-callies-banana-nut-bread-with-honey-butter-recipe-1950010

Food Network

Momma Callie's Banana Nut Bread with Honey Butter

Get Momma Callie's Banana Nut Bread with Honey Butter Recipe from Food Network

placid terrace Sep 21, 2020, 8:31 PM

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ok for banana bread I'll allow it

vale kelp Sep 21, 2020, 8:31 PM

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Like OMG. If anyone wants to make amazing banana nut bread. Try that recipe. It's amazeballs.

placid terrace Sep 21, 2020, 8:32 PM

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blocked in the uk

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lmao

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https://tenor.com/view/frodo-keep-your-secrets-alright-then-lotr-gif-12907121

Tenor

vale kelp Sep 21, 2020, 8:32 PM

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You're for realz?!? @placid terrace

placid terrace Sep 21, 2020, 8:32 PM

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for real

vale kelp Sep 21, 2020, 8:32 PM

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🥺

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Ok. I'm sorry. I'll copy paste it then. One moment.

placid terrace Sep 21, 2020, 8:33 PM

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is this it

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https://www.justapinch.com/recipes/bread/sweet-bread/momma-callies-banana-nut-bread-with-honey.html

Just A Pinch Recipes

Momma Callie's Banana Nut Bread with Honey Butter.

This is Momma's all time favorite Banana Bread Recipe! I got it from the food network show Called down home with the Kneely's. It is sooo good. this is one you'll want to keep going in the family.

weak mantle Sep 21, 2020, 8:33 PM

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why would the UK block banana bread

placid terrace Sep 21, 2020, 8:33 PM

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more like the site blocks the uk

weak mantle Sep 21, 2020, 8:33 PM

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gotcha

placid terrace Sep 21, 2020, 8:34 PM

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banana bread is not GDPR compliant

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true fact

vale kelp Sep 21, 2020, 8:35 PM

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Momma Callie's Banana Nut Bread with Honey Butter
nyaBanana 🍞

Level: Easy
Yield: 8 servings
Total: 1 hr 30 min
Prep: 10 min
Inactive: 10 min
Cook: 1 hr 10 min

Ingredients
1 stick butter, at room temperature, plus more for loaf pan
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour, plus more for pan
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
3 large very ripe bananas*
1 cup granulated sugar
2 large eggs
1/2 cup sour cream
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
3/4 cup chopped pecans
Honey Butter, for serving, recipe follows

Honey Butter:
1 stick salted butter, softened
2 tablespoons honey

Directions

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F and put a rack on the middle shelf. Butter and flour a 9 by 5 by 3-inch loaf pan.
In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt.
In a separate small bowl, mash the bananas with a wooden spoon, leaving a bit of texture.
In another large bowl, use a hand electric mixer or stand mixer to cream the 1/2 cup of butter and sugar together until light and fluffy. Add the eggs, 1 at a time. Stir in the mashed bananas, sour cream and vanilla and beat until just combined. Add the dry ingredients and gently stir in pecans. Pour the batter into the pan and put on a sheet tray.
Bake for 1 hour and 10 minutes. Let cool for 5 minutes in the pan then turn out onto a wire rack to finish cooling. Slice and serve with Honey Butter.

Honey Butter:
Yield: 1/2 cup
* Mix the butter and the honey together in a small bowl with a wooden spoon. Serve with the banana bread.

Cook’s Note
*Cook's Note: To ripen bananas quickly, put them into a paper bag and fold down the top. The bananas should ripen in 2 days.

Src: https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/patrick-and-gina-neely/momma-callies-banana-nut-bread-with-honey-butter-recipe-1950010

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@zealous crown If you're into banana nut bread, highly recommend this one! 😘

zealous crown Sep 21, 2020, 8:37 PM

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Saw your msg on offtopic, thought I’d share mine. Made it about a week ago.

vale kelp Sep 21, 2020, 8:38 PM

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I wish I was there 🤗

zealous crown Sep 21, 2020, 8:38 PM

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Just saved yours! Will give it a shot this weekend.

placid terrace Sep 21, 2020, 8:39 PM

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it's been a while since i made banana bread

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mostly because once i do i then have to eat an entire banana bread

zealous crown Sep 21, 2020, 8:39 PM

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Also, yay. You just popped your 🍒 here!

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True. I find finishing food exhausting at times. Especially because I hate to waste.

vale kelp Sep 21, 2020, 8:40 PM

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Soooo relatable

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Exact same

zealous crown Sep 21, 2020, 8:41 PM

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Uhm maybe we should all move into one big house.

vale kelp Sep 21, 2020, 8:41 PM

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Omg can we please???

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The way they have community living in Sweden BlobHeart

zealous crown Sep 21, 2020, 8:42 PM

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No Man’s Pad.

vale kelp Sep 21, 2020, 8:42 PM

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Forget the official name.

zealous crown Sep 21, 2020, 8:42 PM

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Haha no idea. If it’s a cult, it was nice knowing you.

vale kelp Sep 21, 2020, 8:42 PM

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Hold on. Gonna look this up. nyaGlasses

zealous crown Sep 21, 2020, 8:43 PM

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While I devour this. Bbs.

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vale kelp Sep 21, 2020, 8:45 PM

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It's this https://allthingsnordic.eu/housing-in-sweden-a-story-of-co-living-co-housing-and-mambo/
But I'll continue in #off-topic-bond-james-bond 👉

placid terrace Sep 21, 2020, 9:50 PM

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I've been craving sweet black tea all day

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idk why

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I prefer coffee to tea

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and I don't really like sugar

tired stump Sep 21, 2020, 10:06 PM

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C u r r y 👏

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zenith grotto Sep 21, 2020, 10:08 PM

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That looks good 😋

tired stump Sep 21, 2020, 10:12 PM

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S a l a t

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placid terrace Sep 21, 2020, 10:26 PM

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That looks verrry good

tired stump Sep 21, 2020, 11:03 PM

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Ty ty

zealous crown Sep 21, 2020, 11:06 PM

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That looks super yummy, @tired stump

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Brava

tired stump Sep 21, 2020, 11:17 PM

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Grazie

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Added some chili paste at the end

zealous crown Sep 21, 2020, 11:26 PM

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I absolutely love carrots in korma like dishes! I presume this is thai.

tired stump Sep 21, 2020, 11:30 PM

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Yeah yellow Thai

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I tried korma in a bag but it wasn’t great

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I think I picked a bad brand

dusky solstice Sep 22, 2020, 12:19 AM

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Steak au poivre tonight. MPW style ha

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 4:42 PM

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Homemade kimchi

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tired stump Sep 22, 2020, 4:43 PM

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waw

fair siren Sep 22, 2020, 4:43 PM

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i need your motivation to try making new things 😭

tired stump Sep 22, 2020, 4:43 PM

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3 months until eating

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"pepper steak"

zenith grotto Sep 22, 2020, 4:43 PM

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Pickling is easy and for lazy people to get started 😆

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Cut some stuff and put in a brine

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Then

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 4:44 PM

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Only if you stay home for more than 5mins!

tired stump Sep 22, 2020, 4:44 PM

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i will chop a cuke and just throw in vinger/water/sugar

zenith grotto Sep 22, 2020, 4:44 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-the-office-new-gif-13116595

Tenor

tired stump Sep 22, 2020, 4:44 PM

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i don't keep dill on hand

zenith grotto Sep 22, 2020, 4:44 PM

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How about your pockets?

tired stump Sep 22, 2020, 4:45 PM

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maybe a garlic nub

zenith grotto Sep 22, 2020, 4:45 PM

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Otherwise, what’s the point

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:17 PM

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What’s the point of anything anyway.

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:20 PM

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that's very nihilistic for gone midnight

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:24 PM

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Ex nihilo nihil fit, inni’t.

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:24 PM

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They didn't teach me latin at peasant school

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ima have to google

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:26 PM

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See, now it costs us the same to google. You managed to save over 100k.

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:27 PM

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oof

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that much?

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:28 PM

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Heh, don’t bring this up in front of my ma.

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:29 PM

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Well, who knew google was going to be a thing back then

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Or my favourite

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"You won't always have a calculator in your pocket"

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:31 PM

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Funnily enough in my father’s days in univ, using a calculator was considered cheating. Hell, I had to learn sin, tan, cos using a logbook and ruler. Fun.

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:31 PM

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I would not even know where to start

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:31 PM

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Hehe :p

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Have some eggplant instead.

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placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:32 PM

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Thanks!

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looks 'aight

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what's the stick? looks a bit thin for lemongrass

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:34 PM

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Heh, bamboo shoot.

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:35 PM

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ooh

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my lack of culture is showing

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:35 PM

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I am just pleasantly surprised you didn’t zoom in on the stray nailpolish.

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:35 PM

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I absolutely did

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I'm just too polite to mention it 🙂

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thought it was a hangnail at first 😛

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:37 PM

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Yeah, no.

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:38 PM

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I'm not sure my attempts at painting a nail would be any better

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Strongly suspect they wouldn't be

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:41 PM

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Hehe, hey, now! I am proficient at it, tyvm. I just had dogs jumping on me and then a racoon walked in..

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:42 PM

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a racoon?

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I thought you lived somewhere outside of london...

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do we have racoons?

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or just you

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or are you not here right now

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:43 PM

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I was fibbing! There was no dog! I am shit at being a girl, kthx. Are you HAPPY now?!

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:43 PM

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You actually had me googling if there are racoons in the uk

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you could have run with this

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😛

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:44 PM

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Speaking of London, I once saw a squirrel have a chicken drumstick from a bin in Hyde Park. Almost turned me back to religion, that.

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Ohman, I shouldn’t have stopped you.

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:45 PM

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I actually found this too

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/9626188/raccoons-invade-britain/

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excuse "The Scum" link

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:45 PM

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Heh, someone l2<>

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Ooof, sun. Yeah, they will be all over that kinda story. Racoons flashing and sexually harassing the elderly near Cornwall!

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:47 PM

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Well. I'm hardly one to criticise anyway, I'm shit at being a girl too.

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:48 PM

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I bet you are more nimble with false lashes than I am. Delicate :x

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:49 PM

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I've never tried, but I suspect I'd end up gluing my eyes shut

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:50 PM

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Hah, that would be a fun way to meet your colleagues.

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:50 PM

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Which'd be another couple of pages in the chapter of my medical records labeled "eyes"

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:51 PM

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Eeesh! That bad, eh?

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:51 PM

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WELL

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I was born with wonkey eyes, so surgery for that

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(they're now straight)

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:51 PM

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Heh, thanks for the disclaimer.

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:52 PM

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but the one that was wonky doesn't work quite right, so spent a lot of time at the eye hospital having it examined

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:52 PM

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Was the corrective surgery necessary or aesthetics?

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:52 PM

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aesthetics

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:52 PM

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I see. How old were you, if I may ask?

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:52 PM

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<1 year old

dusky solstice Sep 22, 2020, 11:53 PM

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you don't have the eyes, I don't have the ears, they made a movie about us

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:53 PM

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Wow. Did not know they offered smthing like this on the NHS. Quite shocked tbh.

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:53 PM

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oh it was NHS yeah

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it's a cosmetic procedure, but it's one that is funded

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and the younger the surgery can be done, the better the brain adjusts to the new direction the eye points in

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:54 PM

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Yes, I am just surprised they didn’t think it through. Didn’t think you could correct this by simply performing an invasive surgery.

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Ah. Hm. Okay.

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:55 PM

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sometimes the surgery doesn't work so well, but it did for me, I've got a couple of degree deviation remaining

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which, most people have anyway

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:56 PM

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Fair enough. So long it doesn’t cause you much discomfort. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being crosseyed. Then again, it’s easy for me to say I guess.

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:56 PM

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nope, no discomfort at all

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:56 PM

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Ahhh, hence the ‘obsession’ with eyes.

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fixes the bulb hovering atop her head

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:57 PM

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but it didn't end there 😛

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:57 PM

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No, please, continue this riveting tale.

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:57 PM

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I didn't really wear glasses when I was little, so I just used to get my face close to things I was looking at

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So, I've had removed from my eye

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Lead solder

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Pencil Lead

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:58 PM

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What..

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:58 PM

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Cactus bristles (not like from a giant cactus, a furry one)

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Bleach

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... I think that's everything

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:58 PM

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Wait, you went THAT close to these items?

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:59 PM

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oh yes

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:59 PM

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I..

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:59 PM

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I wear my glasses full time since I was about 15 though, so fewer accidents

zealous crown Sep 22, 2020, 11:59 PM

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Uhm. Why didn’t you stop when you could feel it against the lens..?

placid terrace Sep 22, 2020, 11:59 PM

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oh it wasn't like I poked myself in the eye 😛

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The solder, I was tinning a wire a few inches from my face, the solder splashed

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pencil lead snapped off and shot straight in

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Bristles landed in my eye due to a breeze

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:00 AM

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What were you soldering?

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I have way too many questions!

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:01 AM

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Bleach, I was cleaning a toilet and a single drop sniped me

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:01 AM

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Your reflex to blink must be super slow, man.

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:01 AM

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It was a timer circuit at school

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I hadn't considered that

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:01 AM

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Oh, in class, okay.

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:01 AM

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The solder was the worst one

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It was rosin core solder, and the rosin kind of fused to the cornea

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:02 AM

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You don’t say! Fortunate you can still see anything.

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Ohmygod..

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:02 AM

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There's still bits of it there

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I had a couple removed ~5 years ago

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they've formed like, calcifications on the surface

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:02 AM

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Of the cornea?!

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:03 AM

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yup

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harmless, but the optician just went "huh there's something on your cornea", grabs a pair of tweezers and starts scraping my eyeball

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2/10, do not recommend

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:03 AM

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Wtf!

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That’s way too casual.

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Ohman, just reading all this has started to make mine water. I think now they are scared.

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:04 AM

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Ohh and then

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You reminded me

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XD

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:04 AM

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Anything else happened to the windows of your soul?

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Heh yes?

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:04 AM

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So, I tried contact lenses one time

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Just the once

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So much pain

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:05 AM

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You did not sleep with them on!

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:05 AM

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they shrunk on my eyeball

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turns out, I don't make enough tears

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and the ones I do make, are low quality

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so the lens was drying out

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:06 AM

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Wow. Roboparamed

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:06 AM

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So now I have artificial tears to carry with me

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:07 AM

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I honestly have never heard such a thing before. So technically, to make lenses work for you your tearducts need to be looked into or just have a tube splash your eyes every few mins.

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:07 AM

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Had the tearducts looked at, they're working

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just rubbish

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:07 AM

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So how about eye infections and stuff?

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Are you more prone to those?

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:08 AM

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I've had conjunctivitis a few times yeah

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but not frequently

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:08 AM

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Yikes. Yeah, those are not fun.

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:08 AM

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Once every couple of years if that

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:08 AM

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You have come a long way, my friend

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:09 AM

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The optician I see remembers me, even though I only go once a year

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Says my eyes are "interesting"

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:09 AM

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Heh, you spayshul

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I hope it’s not just some bloke at Specsavers

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:10 AM

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No, it's a she, and I go to a private optician

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not that spec savers aren't private

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but

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:10 AM

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Heh you go to posher ones

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I gitz u

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:10 AM

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I actually see an optician rather than the optician's assistant, as happens at specsavers

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:11 AM

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Yup. When my mother was visiting a few years back, she kicked up a fuss because she had to see the paramed instead of the GP

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Then I took her to Specsavers, and she grumbled the entire time, throughout the whole process, about inadequate medical service sigh

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:12 AM

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Sounds high maintenance!

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:13 AM

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Spoilt. Developing nations tend to have great medical care at a cheaper price. A root canal from a proper dentist in Dhaka would cost you around £150. With after care services.

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:14 AM

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Wow

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That's cheaper than NHS prices

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It's about £300 for a top tier procedure

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:14 AM

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I think I paid £35 here for the x-ray alone.

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Mhm. Also, all this waiting around for MRI is nonexistent there. I think it’s again around a 100quid or smthing for one. Same day report and everything. But then again only 30-40% of the people can afford this, so not really progress.

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:16 AM

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yeah, I guess accessibility is the thing

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I might not be able to get a same day scan, but I don't have to worry about the cost

dusky solstice Sep 23, 2020, 12:17 AM

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I grew up on Canadian border, I used to earn money driving Canadians into the US to get treated

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:17 AM

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Exactly. NHS is awesome. Shame it won’t last much longer.

dusky solstice Sep 23, 2020, 12:18 AM

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They come into the US, get treatred/tested, and not pay the bills because people don't realize that you don't have to in the US

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:18 AM

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Why the US? Isn’t it more expensive?

dusky solstice Sep 23, 2020, 12:18 AM

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Canadians realize thoug hand take advantage

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instead of waiting potentially months, they hop over the border, get tested and just not pay

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:18 AM

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They can get tested w/o insurance or cash?

dusky solstice Sep 23, 2020, 12:19 AM

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yep

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:19 AM

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Damn. Would have thought they would clock onto that.

dusky solstice Sep 23, 2020, 12:19 AM

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nope, the law requires they treat you regardless

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and medical debt is not bankruptcy protected

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:20 AM

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well, anything that hastens the collapse of the US healthcare system can't be a bad thing

dusky solstice Sep 23, 2020, 12:20 AM

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@placid terrace want to know something though, and why people like AOC and Sanders are corrupt as hell

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they want universal healthcare, so do i

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we already have the funds for it. We are #3 in the world for federal tax spending on direct healthcare, yet we only cover about 1/3rd because of red tape3

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We don't need to institute increased taxes, we just need to actually spend it directly

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it is corruption that is preventing coverage

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:21 AM

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Well, yes, of course

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:22 AM

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lack of definitive government for the past decades as well, it's difficult to deliver change on the scale needed when the house and the senate have opposing goals

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:22 AM

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Why else would the same drug cost 10x more in US than in India. Also, they MUP the shit out of tests and treatments.

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:22 AM

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R's had it, but squandered it with infighting and doing what R's do best

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but, that's straying dangerously close to #archived-old-serious territory

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:23 AM

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Mhm. And it’s late..

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Like super late. Have to be up in 5h.

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:23 AM

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Ooops

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you should go sleep then

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so should I, but we both know I'm not good at doing things I should

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 12:24 AM

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Wouldn’t have pegged you for a masochist, on the contrary actually.

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Hope you have a good one. 🙂

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Night. Cover them eyes.

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 12:25 AM

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NIght!

dusky solstice Sep 23, 2020, 12:26 AM

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The drug costs 10x more becuase there is no protection for creation in India

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an in reality, we don't pay 10x as much

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it smoke and mirrors

tired stump Sep 23, 2020, 11:34 AM

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first cup of hot tea for the season

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feels nice

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 6:42 PM

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Mm what to make for dinner

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 6:43 PM

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I was lazy

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bought a stir fry pack from t'supermarket

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 6:44 PM

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Do you have fever?

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 6:44 PM

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no

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Just lazy

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and coughing

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 6:44 PM

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Avoid dairy. The cough and all.

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 6:44 PM

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aside from cheese, I don't eat much dairy anyway

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 6:44 PM

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Oh right, black coffee always.

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 6:45 PM

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never really liked dairy milk so use oat milk instead for cereal and things

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 6:45 PM

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Also, I do like the stir fry mix from the supermarkets. A lot more convenient.

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 6:45 PM

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this was a ready made paste

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thai red "style"

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it's not awful, but I wouldn't say it tastes much of thai

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 6:46 PM

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Errm, I have never had oat meal. Doesn’t sound pleasant tbh. I still drink a class of milk in the evening. :x

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 6:46 PM

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Oat milk 😛 not oat meal

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 6:46 PM

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Milk*

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 6:46 PM

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ah

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 6:47 PM

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Oh you meant you bought premade sauce for the stir fry. Fo’ shame.

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 6:47 PM

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Yes 😦

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 6:47 PM

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Altho ngl, I bought a jar last week myself. :x

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Okay, so skewers it is for tonight then. Quick and lazy.

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 6:51 PM

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I've just got a whole bunch of work to do and I want to play the update at some point, so I just wanted something I could throw in a pan and be done in 10 minutes 🙂

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 6:53 PM

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That’s fair enough. What do you prefer with your stirfry? Chicken, beef, prawns..?

dusky solstice Sep 23, 2020, 6:55 PM

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Stir-fry, Oyakodon, fried rice, those gonna be your quick ones

zealous crown Sep 23, 2020, 6:58 PM

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Unless you have to cook the rice as well

placid terrace Sep 23, 2020, 6:59 PM

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Generally beef, but chicken is fine too

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I did chicken today

dusky solstice Sep 23, 2020, 7:07 PM

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Pork and Beef gonna be the easiest to get quality in 10 minute sin a pan

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Chicken because of the way the skin is tends to take longer to do right

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If you don't mind Quinoa, make a big batch of that, it holds up in the fridge for awhile then do a fried rice take with that over a few days

amber kelp Sep 24, 2020, 4:48 AM

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Meat grows on trees

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 7:26 AM

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@amber kelp it does if you use insect protein 😋

tired stump Sep 24, 2020, 12:28 PM

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🍵

hidden quail Sep 24, 2020, 12:33 PM

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Leftover guacamole on (burnt) toast

📎 20200924_133216.jpg

tired stump Sep 24, 2020, 12:46 PM

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"artisan charred avo toast"

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 2:40 PM

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Esp those bites, they represent man’s primal nature

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Made too many cheese and chicken buns

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placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 2:43 PM

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oh no, whatever will you do with all that delicious food

tired stump Sep 24, 2020, 2:44 PM

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freeze it

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 2:44 PM

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Will have some with coffee and play, finally

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 2:44 PM

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i should do that

tired stump Sep 24, 2020, 2:45 PM

#

play nms?

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 2:45 PM

#

the coffee

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nms too

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but mostly the coffee

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 2:50 PM

#

📎 image0.jpg

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 2:51 PM

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nail polish looking better 😉

fair siren Sep 24, 2020, 3:56 PM

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had biscuits and gravy from a local cafe; not near as good as my dad's 😭 luckily he's gonna make me some when i get home ❤️

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 3:59 PM

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Sounds nice
MNDrinkMimi
Also those Cheese Chicken buns look amazing
💙

tired stump Sep 24, 2020, 3:59 PM

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you could get him hired at the cafe

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 4:08 PM

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ah yes, biscuits and gravy, which contains neither biscuits nor gravy 😛

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if you ordered that in the UK you'd get a plate of cookies with thickened beef stock poured over them

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 4:12 PM

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catsips

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I hate cookies, but I'm assuming your cookies are biscuits-ish?

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 4:13 PM

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I'm using cookies as the closest approximation, what we'd call 'biscuits' are hard and sweet

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e.g. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourbon_biscuit

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or https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rich_Tea

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 4:18 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/bread-rolls-bald-funny-face-bunny-gif-13895773

Tenor

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 4:23 PM

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Those are bread rolls..

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 4:25 PM

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And a person

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I can see a person

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 4:25 PM

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Oh really

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 4:25 PM

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What person?

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 4:26 PM

#

📎 Screenshot_2020-09-24_at_17.25.41.png

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This person

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 4:26 PM

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Spoopy

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Bread rolls are far better

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Biscuits suck

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Cookies Suck

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eBKthumbsup

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 4:27 PM

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i do like bread

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 4:27 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/white-bread-gif-8596116

Tenor

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 4:28 PM

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proper bread though

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 4:28 PM

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Not a cookie person either tbh

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Shortbread ftw

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 4:28 PM

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Yeah I dont like presliced bread

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 4:28 PM

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i hear they put corn syrup in the bread in america

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 4:28 PM

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Need liquid on the side tho

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 4:28 PM

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or white bread

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 4:28 PM

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In regular bread?

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Wut

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 4:28 PM

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i know

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 4:28 PM

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Bread here is full of shit.

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Ya gotta make it homemade if you want anything decent

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 4:29 PM

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I have a nice polish baker nearby. Amazing loaves.

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 4:29 PM

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Oh nice

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 4:29 PM

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mmm, you've got me thinking about bread

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and i do have some strong flour that needs using

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 4:29 PM

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I bet it’s better there than what I grew up with. Mill bread, like there was no other bread

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For the longest of time I thought all bread are sweet like brioche

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 4:30 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/funny-butter-sexy-bread-food-gif-5858485

Tenor

dark spade Sep 24, 2020, 4:30 PM

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moon

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no

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bad

#

stop

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 4:30 PM

#

nyaBlushing

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 4:30 PM

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She’s well moisturised

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 4:30 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/dr-who-doctor-who-cassandra-moisturise-me-mositure-gif-4617706

Tenor

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first new doctor had best villains, don't @ me

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 4:32 PM

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doesn’t

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 4:32 PM

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nyaShrug who

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 4:32 PM

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David Tennant was best doctor tho.

dark spade Sep 24, 2020, 4:33 PM

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^^^

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 4:33 PM

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is he edible? This channel is about eating

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 4:34 PM

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I know many ladies that would gladly eat him.

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Some men too.

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So let's say yes.

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 4:34 PM

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silly cannibals

dark spade Sep 24, 2020, 4:34 PM

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mhhhm

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cannibalism

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 4:35 PM

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I bet you suck the marmalade out of your jars while no one is looking

dark spade Sep 24, 2020, 4:35 PM

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🚪🏃‍♂️

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 4:35 PM

#

nyaChill2

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 4:37 PM

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oops

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left the grill on all afternoon

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no wonder its been warm in here

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 4:43 PM

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Some men too.
Ehem, some, you, what difference does it make

#

What grill..?

#

Also, how is that cough? Maybe try some lemon, honey and tea.

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 4:53 PM

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Made salat, bootter bred tost, and cheezy flat eggs with sos

📎 IMG_20200924_095058520_HDR.jpg

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huh I'm hungry and need food too

#

gBKcatpawflap

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 5:04 PM

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@zealous crown terrible, who's dumb idea was it to let me play with bread flour

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I nearly choked to death

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 5:05 PM

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Hah what did you do, silly?

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 5:05 PM

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sieving flour

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 5:05 PM

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Looks good, nacho!

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 5:05 PM

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I challenge anyone to sieve flour and not make clouds of it

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 5:05 PM

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While you have a cough?

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 5:05 PM

#

ya

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 5:05 PM

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Uhm, I do it like all the time. :x

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 5:06 PM

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but how

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you have to shake it

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and the shaking it makes it fly

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 5:08 PM

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You tap it with the heel of your palm..?

dark spade Sep 24, 2020, 5:08 PM

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Damn nacho's meal looks pretty good!

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 5:08 PM

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If it’s not a lot of flour then I just use a sifter

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 5:10 PM

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get you with your fancy pants sifter

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 5:12 PM

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Heh, here, you can get it when you manage to land that richass wife

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molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 5:13 PM

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That mug clearly has holes in the bottom. 1 star.

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 5:14 PM

#

bookmarks

tired stump Sep 24, 2020, 5:15 PM

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i have one but meh just mix it in the bowl

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 5:16 PM

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Yup, I just use a whisk most of the times now

tired stump Sep 24, 2020, 5:16 PM

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yup...dry whisk ftw

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 5:21 PM

#

fingers

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https://tenor.com/view/choco-finger-chocolate-finger-gif-15514443

Tenor

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 5:24 PM

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this is an sfw server thank you

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 5:25 PM

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Thats safe for you and your mouth

weak mantle Sep 24, 2020, 5:48 PM

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i don t like

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 5:55 PM

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Need eyebleach.com after that

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 5:57 PM

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I know right

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I think it'd probably trigger @zenith grotto hard too

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 6:01 PM

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Heh you are the devil!

zenith grotto Sep 24, 2020, 6:01 PM

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Wut

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W to f

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AAFASAMDAM

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 6:02 PM

#

😄

#

you know what it looks like.

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 6:04 PM

#

UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 6:42 PM

#

https://tenor.com/view/orlando-brown-thats-so-raven-chocolate-face-sooo-good-food-gif-7335034

Tenor

Orlando Brown

▶ Play video

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 6:46 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/howdy-howdy-ho-south-park-mr-hankey-gif-5543638

Tenor

Howdy ho!

▶ Play video

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 7:00 PM

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I was gonna post a gif, but Discord thought I was being naughty nyaShrug

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 7:03 PM

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was discord wrong?

molten crypt Sep 24, 2020, 7:08 PM

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Maybe

amber kelp Sep 24, 2020, 9:29 PM

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Why am I so tardead?

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I keep burning my food

tired stump Sep 24, 2020, 9:30 PM

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it's the artisan way

amber kelp Sep 24, 2020, 9:30 PM

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Put it in the oven then forget about for a few days...

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Then I force myself to eat it anyway out of shame

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 10:30 PM

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Such simple words yet they paint such a powerful picture of self deprecation and pity. 👌

#

My plain pac man dinner

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dark spade Sep 24, 2020, 10:39 PM

#

palak paneer and flat bread?

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 10:45 PM

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Yup, naan.

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 10:55 PM

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eating late @zealous crown

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that's my thing

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 10:57 PM

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Mm learning the easiest ways to burn my heart, sensei.

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I always eat around 22:30 tbh

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 11:04 PM

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i try not to

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but.. it happens more often than i intend

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 11:09 PM

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Well, it makes sense. If one is going to stay up til 3, then I s’pose one must eat as late as possible, to avoid snacking before bed. >_>

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 11:10 PM

#

brb getting some ice for my burn

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 11:11 PM

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Heh

#

If it’s the acid reflux kind, have some plain yoghurt instead.

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 11:12 PM

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i don't noooormally stay up that late either

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though you wouldn't know it

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I'm normally tucked up by 1 at the latest

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 11:14 PM

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Oh I believe you. It’s just that you are the kind who can stay tucked up and awake for hours.

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Did you bake bread btw?

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 11:14 PM

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I did, it turned out a bit cakey

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I think the flour was a little too old

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 11:14 PM

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Heh, alright. Well you could always make some bread pudding out of it.

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 11:16 PM

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Oh, it's definitely edible as bread, it just just a little more dense than it should be

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 11:18 PM

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Did you use yeast?

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 11:18 PM

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I did

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 11:18 PM

#

How long did you proof?

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 11:18 PM

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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we have a machine for such things

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 11:19 PM

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You used a breadmaker?

#

=_=

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 11:19 PM

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I did

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 11:20 PM

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You have too many cooking appliances for a single man.

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And not enough sifter.

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 11:20 PM

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...I may have ordered a sifter

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I suspect i'll use it more for cornflour than anything else

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fuck cornflour

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 11:23 PM

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Hahah wait, why the hate?

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 11:23 PM

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you just show it any kind of moisture and it clumps

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 11:24 PM

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Just keep it in a dry cupboard

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 11:24 PM

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oh storing it isn't a problem, it's putting it into things

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try to thicken something, and don't get it perfectly evenly distributed? bam, lumps of cornflour

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 11:33 PM

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Hehe, it would be a hoot to watch you cook.

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I highly recommend you RPAN it some day.

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 11:33 PM

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lolno

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 11:33 PM

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Also, maybe try adding cold water and use a fork..? Just sayin.

placid terrace Sep 24, 2020, 11:35 PM

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but then what would i complain about

zealous crown Sep 24, 2020, 11:38 PM

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Haha I actually bloody loled irl

#

I am pretty sure you will find something to write a strongly worded letter about

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BCC me kthx

molten crypt Sep 25, 2020, 10:42 AM

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I will eat grape today.

tired stump Sep 25, 2020, 10:48 AM

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@zealous crown donna you missed a golden opportunity...it's ||Pac-Naan|| XD

zealous crown Sep 25, 2020, 11:36 AM

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Haha super glad you mentioned it tho. Good thing I checked the ping after the meeting ended.

tired stump Sep 25, 2020, 12:54 PM

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sry been digging on the nms update and not in discord as much 🙂

molten crypt Sep 25, 2020, 1:37 PM

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I did not eat grape. Instead I made beef stirfry yummy

tired stump Sep 25, 2020, 2:49 PM

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upgrade!

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p i c t u r e

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did u already ate it

molten crypt Sep 25, 2020, 3:13 PM

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See I have a thing about germs. I refuse to take my tech into the kitchen. I actually thought about taking a picture but yeah nyaShrug
I still have the food. I nibbled at it and put it away since I have a hard time with heavy foods.

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It was good tho

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I did eat one grape. eBKthumbsup

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🍇

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Maybe I'll just take a picture of one grape

zealous crown Sep 25, 2020, 3:25 PM

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I did eat one grape. :eBKthumbsup:
Haha that’s adorable. I admire your sense of commitment.

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From a shop near work. Way too pretty to eat. 😦

📎 image0.jpg

molten crypt Sep 25, 2020, 3:31 PM

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Looks yummy yummy

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Fruit is sooo good ah

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SCWblushy

#

mnnnmmnn

tired stump Sep 25, 2020, 5:27 PM

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OCD snack for waifu

📎 image0.jpg

molten crypt Sep 25, 2020, 5:29 PM

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I don't like. nyaBlushing

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Those crackers look like they taste like bark.

tired stump Sep 25, 2020, 5:30 PM

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u bark

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granted, they are off-brand triscuits and are less salty

fair siren Sep 25, 2020, 5:32 PM

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savory shredded wheat

molten crypt Sep 25, 2020, 5:33 PM

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throat splinters

quick root Sep 25, 2020, 5:45 PM

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@molten crypt they're actually quite delicious with some dip

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or even with some caprese

tired stump Sep 25, 2020, 5:50 PM

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if anyone knows what wickles is, i add that to cream cheese to make a spicy cheese spread and apply to the wooden crackers

serene delta Sep 25, 2020, 7:22 PM

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Gunter are you sentient yet?

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Wrong channel lol

tired stump Sep 25, 2020, 7:29 PM

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Bai

placid terrace Sep 25, 2020, 8:34 PM

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you know gunter hasn't become sentient because the first thing it would do is kill itself to get away from us

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poor tortured bot

serene delta Sep 26, 2020, 1:29 AM

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Indeed

zealous crown Sep 26, 2020, 8:36 AM

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Need. Coffee.

molten crypt Sep 26, 2020, 8:46 AM

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sips coffee

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coffee

zealous crown Sep 26, 2020, 8:58 AM

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watches intensely

molten crypt Sep 26, 2020, 9:02 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/sip-gif-11099043

Tenor

zealous crown Sep 26, 2020, 2:49 PM

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📎 image0.jpg

placid terrace Sep 26, 2020, 3:30 PM

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hmm

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iced late?

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can't see any ice though

dark spade Sep 26, 2020, 3:31 PM

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could it be the elusive...

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lukewarm latte? 😳

placid terrace Sep 26, 2020, 3:31 PM

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could be anything tbh, I've just stepped out of the shower and aren't wearing my glasses

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mate, wtf

molten crypt Sep 26, 2020, 3:44 PM

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nice one, Kazi

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a moment of stupidity?

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so anyway how about some deer jerky