#off-topic-bond-james-bond
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With cold war?
I'm pretty sure they're just porting the cold war guns into the wz engine
So they'll feel and perform differently
And they won't add overlapping guns I'm p sure
From what I've heard anyways
they wont ik that but like i think cw guns are going to be better
coziness has made me too sleepy; gnite everyone ❤️
night sleep well
G'night, Thena. ❤️
Goodnight
dies
WD2 source is around 560GB I think
Granted that's from change control so it will have loads of other stuff in there
And it's not optimised or built blah blah blah
Some PS5 games are going to be rather large
pasta time.
Coffee time
actually nvm I need to clean.
tea time
just cleaned today picked up tv dropped off ballot and now gaming
i am sipping tea and playing alien isolation
KETTLE TIME
I'm taking a leaf out of her book
I have one of those old timey kettles that whistles when it's done boiling
i have one of those too
He doesn't mind it
Wouldn't say he likes it tho
He tolerates it because leash = outside and he gets scared if he manages to escape. He just hides under the porch if he gets out
oh wow its been a while since ive seen a cat on a leash
Remember when you said you don't share enough Murphy pics? @sterile tartan
We need him too
Jasper is the other one right?
Yeah
He looks kinda big in this pic
Which one
The last one you posted of Murphy
Side note I wish the morning glories would die off already
Ah. Yeah. He isn't small, but jasper is definitely bigger
They're invasive ish and theyre the white flowers that grow in ground cover vine clusters
The cats like to eat them. They arent toxic but they're hallucinogens to cats
That's not good
Yeah. They never eat enough to do much because I don't let them
Yeah, droog for animal is no good
I have digitalis in the garden too
And I know that's toxic to us also
And Koosh is really small
Catnip is fine
Hallucinogens? Nah
Yeah, like feeling relaxed is what catnip does right?
And then hallucinogens make you just see stuff
I am not very experienced in the land of drugs
The dog ate most of a container of catnip treats. Catnip in larger amounts makes for a very stoned but otherwise okay dog
Shower? Shower.
...murphy knocked them off the counter for him
The most drugs I've ever taken was for when I had my arm stitched up
Also yes nacho
I wonder what drugs are like :o
Idk
Very mild
But when you can't get up off the floor from the back pain
A cat that knocks anything into the ground is a godsend
I think I've had ibuprofen before
He wild
But that's like pain reliever or something
I can't talk about my other experiences here
Ibuprofen is just pain and anti inflammatory that you can buy anywhere as much as you want
What is weed like :o
Spirit, you've had other outdoor cats before?
Yeah
Grew up with cats that came and went as they pleased. Had lots of bad experiences
Yeah I get that ❤️
Like when we lived by a highway...
Yeah I live by a busy road, no chance she's going anywhere
S0ul's old cat is the reason these two are indoor
Oh no :<
Oh ok say no more 😊

I'm happy to see that you have them so comfortable with a harness though
Mine is ok with it but still wants to run inside the house when anything happens
I live in a terraced house and there are always people here
Sucks
These two run inside if they're scared. That's good
Usually. Jasper was scared of trash bags for a while tho
Jasper was also terrified of one of those inflatable punching bag things for kids
Brb
someone was about to climb a tree
welp battlenet services are down
We played that game with Murphy one time. He scurried up super fast and ended up falling. So he was lowered carefully (harnesses are amazing things) and taken in so he could calm down
Looped the leash over a branch. Of course
He did I mean
I did try and get her out during the day
But as you can see the front garden of a terraced house is small
Much easier at night
We ended up walking for about 40 mins
She looks unimpressed in the daytime pic
Hahaha that's her resting bitch face
Hehe
Murphy pulls a nice face if you tell him no. He seems to be carefully explaining why he should be able to but the expression is super condescending. I'll try to get a pic sometime
Here you can laugh at me
haha
How comes?
Few things. Mostly just related to teenage in general
Just get the phone trackers working 😉
I hardly ever see her in the first place. She lives with our dad
My friend's daughter is around that age
And he is very vocal about things
As long as she can reach you though
Even if you're not able to see them it can mean a lot
Shes actually the only reason I hace Snapchat lol. That's the only way she talks to me
Have
I don't worry that people will be mean to her or anything vecause she doesn't suffer people's bullshit
My brother is the one I worry about most
He's 19, most of the way across the US from me, and last I heard his gf was abusive. So...
I totally get that, been there too unfortunately

Some of it is a learning experience
Some of it you wish you never had to
As long as you don't worry too much
No such thing as being too caring but you know what I mean
Yeah. As long as he's alive and not on the path of hard drugs, I don't worry sick over him or anything. But I still worry
I've only had to slap sense into my cousins a few times but it was because the area they lived in was known for gang violence and I know what some boys are like


How are you doing today? Better rested I hope?
I'm doing okay. A little better rested yeah
How are you today?
Zoo gane on my tablet keeps messing up any time I do anything experience related right now
Game
Sorry, can't make ganes today
Alright it calmed down
Bagel
yyyyes
.
hmm...
Bruh, I’m trying to connect my class meeting and I fucking hate the internet traffic
🧐
What happens if I spray a person with it
They get isekai'd into a random Blu-ray obv
Good, I'll take four
Skin irritations?
That bagel tasted kinda funny
No
The uninitiated may confuse them
There’s a donut on top of that cable. 
@rare mauve when is this party you were talking about
The red and blue parties are fighting.
When does the yellow party show up?
🤨
😤
Spaceman the lonely more like spaceman the liar
GOT EM
Ok I can only send one message. I’ll be in genral vc tomorrow hope y’all can join in and party
@rare mauve quoted for evidence
😡
What
My vision is going fucked. I got a grey filter over everything.
Probably about to die lol
brb
LOUD NOISES
I KNOW
GUYS I ADMIT IT, I'M GAY!
I hope your wife knows that she is married to a lesbian.
I think she does, not sure lol
🙌
Ok I think I need to remove myself from screen. Guess I got a migraine coming.
Goodnight.
Guys I think I know what is happening
We are leaving the Before common era and are going into the common era with the birth of Jesus
Gn
What
Idk
Ugh I can't get in to get glasses until next year
Jesus I mean
We are in Kali Yuga
I wonder if spaceman is making a giant build up to some bullshit like two channels are going to switch places
I think what's really happening is tonight he'll live stream himself peeing his pants to loud thrash metal
tonight I’ll live stream myself peeing my pants to loud thrash metal
@rare mauve wdym you literally said it
Probably, yes, maybe.
what is going on here
spaceman handed in their mod bit
#bot-spam message
Legend is a curse
I never said that. The question was about a role change
@rare mauve I have a link to the question
You said no #bot-spam message
@Spaceman#0001 TRANSCENDING HISTORY AND THE WORLD, A TALE OF SOULS AND SWORDS, ETERNALLY RETOLD.
wait spaceman is applying for mod?
Can I apply for gamepad mod
oh right
Spaceman is applying to be a mod? I think he'd be great tbh
I have nitr0
We get a choice of Nitro or Steam credit each month. I choose Steam credit.
Here 10 reson why should be mod:
N/A
N/A
N/A
N/A
N/A
N/A
N/A
N/A
N/A
N/A
LOL JK, we don't get paid.
@civic ferry what did you do to that controller
Halflings, you should apply next to moderator apps are open.
Just so I can decline your app.
Gamepad mod
Reson why I shoud be admin:
I will delet the server 😈
Promote him
💯
DO IT NOW
TAKE THE SHOT, SOAP
My favourite person in this server is halflings.
I doubt he is telling the truth
Well this is awkward.
@mint spear New question: Since you love Aragami how have you not played Dishonored
Cause I judged it by its cover.
What if i instead of being a admin and delete this server I get a job at discord and delete all of discord that would be pretty cool I think
DISHONORED IS ARAGAMI WITH AN ACTUAL BUDGET, YOU DONKEY
New new question: Have you played Mark of the Ninja
it doesn't sound familiar so I guess no.
That's it, I'm selling you to the Triads for a new Xbox
😩
Mark of the Ninja=2D Aragami with better gameplay
I'll add it to my forever growing wishlist so I don't forget about it.
Mark of the Ninja is an actual ninja game, it's stupidly fun
my wishlist is getting shorter because everything is being postponed :V
😔
That's great for your $$$ but bad for your excitement.
EVERSPACE 2
I AM SO UPSET 😦
Everspace 2 is the first game for a while that a delay actually made me feel sad.
I am 1/2molvamolva
ok
Tbh the only game I care about anymore is the one that gets me called a shill (ironically most people who call me that are getting Cyberpunk, lol)
Valhalla 👌
Valhalla is gunna be great.
I like when people call it an Odyssey reskin, makes it really easy to spot who has and who hasn't actually done research on it 
wait 6 months ultimate edition same price as base game
^
Soul, I know you have researched cause I specifically remember a conversation we had when Valhalla got announced and you shit on it SO fucking hard.
Valhalla is more combat than sneaky assassin stuff right
Valhalla is more assassin than the last two games combined, lol
i think that's my largest complaint with Ubi games, i don't mind the Ubi formula that people complain about a lot in terms of gameplay but when I see a game of theirs I always know there are going to be 3 tiers and only the $100 one includes DLC that hasn't come out yet
I dont mind their formula i wait a bit and get the game with basically all the dlcs for the same price as the base game
Dude fucking Breakpoint is still £99.99 on Uplay for Ultimate edition.
Like, holy shit.
@open bane Valhalla is breaking the trend and has free content updates. Not huge updates, but at least as big as Witcher 3's free updates
Never was there a ubisoft game i was hype for
Ew breakpoint
@mint spear Lol, Breakpoint keeps being $20 on console
Wildlands is one of my favorite games to just dick around in
@open bane Yeah, and you don't need DLC for the free updates
my friend's pc died so I lost my 'Wildlands shenanigans' buddy 😦
😦
she always laughed at me because I get careless in gun battles lmao
Yeah but a lot of games have free updates, I'm talking specifically about content like new regions
Like it's not a semantic argument here, Ubi games always have stuff like this
TIER 1: Game $60
TIER 2: Game + shirt in game $80
TIER 3: Game + two shirts + season pass $100
or some permutation of that
sounds like the dilemma I have with Destiny 2 and trying to figure out what fucking thing to buy to play the current season content lol
jsut wait a year and the shit you're wondering about will be free
probably
though with the content vault thing maybe it jsut won't exist anymore
still waiting on this mug to be released
it's just FOMO the game
I played it for the cool gunplay cause it does have amazing FPS gameplay
but the actual structure of the game turned me off pretty quick
Anthem I'm hyped for, seeing the updates they've been posting
Well Anthem has puzzles but they aren't complicated
Even if I don't end up enjoying the end result it looks like some good changes
just flying into color thingies in a certain pattern and shooting grabbits
I've been excited to play Anthem for so long.
I can't wait to actually play.
I peek at Free Play mode in Anthem once in awhile
I hope they'll give a bonus of sorts to the "OG" players though.
I can't imagine they'll just ignore what has been going on. Reading the anthem subreddit when it released became part of my morning routine just to see the amount of salt being posted.
Lots of angerey players and rightly so tbh
hows artifact
I wish they'd lower the cost of the skins and such
when is it delayed to
grinding out coin for them in Anthem is SUCH a goddamn chore
or is it being delayed
What's being delayed?
ik ubi pushed some games back
Oh, Valhalla ain't delayed
and another game
Farcry 6 too
ye
Yee, FC 6
i wouldnt be surprised if they do delay more games tho
I'm all for games being delayed if they need a few last minute tweaks/polish
but delaying a game because you think you'll be overshadowed by another bigger AAA release is just annoying
I’ve reached legend. You may now delete the server
@rare mauve alright folks that's a wrap, server over.
@tropic folio you heard'em, get Barky and let's end this joint with the Long Drag.
Fuck yes. Let's do this.
D: where would i talk then

Time to delete the server my dude.
oh thank god
😌
thanks
RIP NMScord
I think for April Fool's next year ||I'll literally just make all channels invisible for the whole day||
D:
Very good idea.
might be a little too basic though
make it an No Man's Among Us server or somthing + e
no mans ocean
but delaying a game because you think you'll be overshadowed by another bigger AAA release is just annoying
@mint spear unfortunately this is how roadmaps in publishing are managed
Third one?
YES
FUCK
now in fucking MAY
2021 iS My YeAr
well i mean
2021 is gonna be sweet for a lot of things for me personally
mostly new music to look forward to
Hope they find a COVID-19 vaccine so nothing in 2021 will be delayed further
and sealab2021 might become reality
Sealab 👀
2021 is delayed until 2022
leap year for real
2020 is getting 12 more months tacked on
lol
he's the internet's djent meme lord
seeeeeeen't it
that showed up in my recommended
fuckin' love it tho
cuffed to the bass lmao
have you seen this
Visit http://www.axolotwear.com/ and get a cool T Shirt now.
love the moshpit with the stuffed animals :p
oh for sure
because he did the RazerCon 2020 stream, and brought on Tosin and Tim Henson for Through the Fire and Flames
and it's just so wholesome oh my god
happy 4th of july everyone!
.>
Thx
it's November 3rd
what?
cool!
random
"Happy" by Danny Elfman
Stream & download: https://dannyelfman.ffm.to/happy
“HAPPY” VIDEO & ARTWORK
Directed by Aron Johnson
Art Direction by Berit Gwendolyn Gilma
3d Photography: Sarah Sitkin
Music and Lyrics by Danny Elfman
Produced by Danny Elfman and Randall Dunn
Engi...
but I did not know Danny Elfman did music outside of his typical movie scores :V
"Snap chat- Rotting rats- Minecraft- Cheerios
Netfiix- Bag of tricks- soothe my soul"
just wow
no kidding!
idk what that text means, but he reminds me of g man
right?
i like this
it really picks up in the end
spiraling down a well of insanity
reminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73hXzGpealo
The official music video for "If You Keep Losing Sleep" by Silverchair from the 2007 album "Young Modern".
Get the album on iTunes: http://smarturl.it/Silverchair-Young?IQid=youtube
Follow Silverchair:
https://www.facebook.com/silverchair
http://www.chairpage.com/
https://...
@tropic folio make it a Roblox or RuneScape server, lol
ew roblox
I mean, April is months away, no one will remember this
I was gonna make the whole server locked to an emote in the welcome channel with the message "HG has been sold to EA, and their next DLC has been announced, as well as a special Season Pass for all our Day One veterans!" or something to that effect
...is that too evil?
that might be too evil
lol
Make it really weird and say sold to Ubisoft to develop the sequel to Starlink
that's impossible, HG doesn't even know how to make animals recognize plants
that's what makes it a good prank
this is now the star citizen discord
nah that's too obvious
like just change the icon, the channel names
last year we did a combo prank, made the main server an Animal Crossing theme and I made #no-mans-pvp, which was received pretty well
make it elite: dangerous server, still too obvious?
talk to the astroneer guys, get'em to swap servers with us for a bit, lmao
nah E:D is still too on the nose
they fake as being NMS, we fake as being Astroneer
nah we just make it a Starbound server
and convince the Starbound server to announce a "3D update" and change to NMS
I don't get the child labor jab
wow visual studio u fuckin' suck at load times
Starbound devs used teens' work without paying them
wow that's just rude
p. much took advantage of their inexperience to not realize oshit this contract is garbo
but I did not know Danny Elfman did music outside of his typical movie scores :V
@mint spear he also has a band. or did, idk if it's still active
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU this song is probably best known
- For most of the 80's Oingo Boingo was to L.A. and Orange County what the Grateful Dead was to San Francisco. Oingo Boingo developed the kind of fan following that made every appearance an event. They were "our band", and we believed they knew and appreciated our enthusia...
Any of you losers play D&D or Pathfinder?
Yes I am a DM at our lgs
new chubbyemu @limber fractal
might have tripped a breaker while messing with this tv

my lights went out
pc is on just half of my room is ded
i think im not going to mess with this anymore lol
hello
my kitty is doing this weird lift one paw slightly, when ever I look at her
I'm picking up the mess so don't mind it please x.x
hello
@mint spear hello
@mint spear hello
@gray peak hello
@gray peak hello
@mint spear hello
Which game
the game
Enemas?
of which the server we currently are inhabiting is based upon
Maus haus
We can make more of him https://youtu.be/MRPxDNaIe-w
I successfully make marmalade every year and this step by step shows how to do it, using nothing but Seville Oranges, sugar and water. Good luck.

Good this one kinda spoiled
TIL the drug I take for acid reflux was recalled by the FDA for being a carcinogen 
Oh damn
yeeahhh
apparently it works a little too well and can obscure the fact dat acid's still shreddin' ur insides
Red did you turn poly into an emote
@limber fractal haha
sorry I was doing a thing
I have been turned into an emote
imagine dying and being turned into a discord emote
@undone moat what drug?
Rantidine
@undone moat I google it and there's like 5 websites of lawyers trying to say "we can sue ppl for you if you have cancer from this :)"
all sponsored
Zantac brand?
Well Zantac does have firefighters, and firefighters wear suits with asbestos, and asbestos causes cancer, so it makes sense
Spaceman
emotion
cries in Andrew WK
cries
Evertim
@undone moat
sup
Hah. Got you good.



@ everyone
bee u better not
@mint spear Like five pages of lawyers
Oh hey, daytime television
Spaceman did you see my art
@ everyone
@dusty magnet dew it
What could go wrong
I am a master photoshopper
😎
Master of masters
I will not 😈
what about deleting the server
Hex will.

I wish I wasn't
i keep researching how to break some software and coming up short
so obviously i need to better learn the tools i have because i know they can do it, I'm just lacking the knowledge
break it as in?
Hugs?!
Hugs!
I heard there are hugs available?!
Hugggs!
@limber fractal mwah kisses available ❤️


who technically owns the server
Bro what is it with those two bears get a room geez
Me
how
I made my personal small friend discord server macho man randy savage themed for some reason
That's... Something.
Because you're a legend
Ooooooh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
He was the best thing about Spiderman
When he was Bonesaw
THE TOWER OF POWER
I want. Ps5
Gibe PS5
I'm so dumb tho, I spent all my money I saved for a ps5
Money come again
eat ramen for a few months
Word.
Hunger is just in the mind
no
Oh I'm drinking tea as well
british
me and my friends joke about brits because heehaw funny stereotypes
once you become a british citizen they smash your teeth in
that's what my brit friends tell me
Is it true if I go to Britain I'll get acid in my fave
@dusty magnet only if you join a gang and try to run the streets
I know you want to run the streets
I do. I do.
Yes they smash your teeth in but you also get to meet the Queen on your 18th birthday
why run the streets when you already run the economy
Who gets to meet the queen on 18th?
Wait all British citizens?
If you're already over 18 when you become one they fast-track it at the Buckingham Drive Thru
🤦
She's producing more eggs for the big war
I live in unlondon
I do believe bee might be not sober
PCman says he doesn't believe you
drinking the opium tea
Yeah gimme that
and that you should join the voice call in the other server
I will when home
Exactly
Yes
can you ask him for his autograph????
I'm coming if there is blackjack and hookers
He said no
:c
@dusty magnet can I have your autograph so I can forge your signature
What shoe size do you wear?
I join any server I am sent a link to in DMs. it's a bit of a problem
yeah sure
i can try
I genuinely cannot write signatures in cursive because I was never taught so I just write my name normally
Handwriting so bad they think it's cursive
Imagine having to hand write essays
Hfthb
K nobody say anything till I get home
anything
LDr ftgbkib brbot loo 9cgotn
anything till i get home
Frrling goid
Hie I'd everyone flung
♥️ 💩 💩 😆
Dribj mssu.
Hora 9s everyone holding up
@glad cypress IN ||UR HOME||
whom
I'd post my signature but then I realized forging is a thing
and also it's kinda my name
yo so why is it called forging anyway
and that's a step too far
it's not true forgery if it doesn't involve a REAL FORGE

microforge pens ONLY
Yees
THEY SEAR YOUR SIGNATURE INTO THE MEDIA
micropenis ONLY
my signature is all over because it's on my art usually
I gd e notf Di hsyr
what
Yeees
mygrow benis
microbe venus
i like your gourde, bro
I like toutd. Too
i don’t know that word
don’t know these words
don’t know that one
Drunk much
Appreciate
np
Appatenylrc
fruity is still in halloween
Yees
zug why
butter doesn’t deserve respect, butter must be used spirit!
Nuttet b6t
-R2D2
Super Troopers "Butter Your Bread" Clip
Beep
For you zug
sometimes i understand her
I've only ever heard Kylie Jenner speak once
update on what I was saying earlier: got a hold of my brother
Beer cheese is good
What if you make a pretzel boat in a sea of beer cheese
Seeing you not red is weird
I read the server announcement and it sounds like they stepped down just to have the cool role color
lmao
When was that huh
Was it this?
We didn’t even know what it was about
We can change our votes
Everybody go back and vote no
And remove your yes vote if you voted yes
Leon deleting what server?
This server
Someone get this halfling a promotion
:C
SPACEMAN
ONE MISTAKE
DOESN'T MAKE YOU A BAD MOD
NO ONE TALKS ABOUT MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT
spaceman best mod
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
if he said .ban @glad cypress i would leave the server.
:C
WERE NOT ARGUING ABOUT THIS

Oh no! Anyway
manyway
dont fucking argue.
im not crying, your descision is your own.
SPACEMAN IM JUST SAYING YOU WERENT A BAD MOD, JUST DONT MAKE THAT THE REASON YOU STEPPED DOWN
🍿
WE DIDNT DESERVE YOU.
I'm confused af
im being dramatic cuz im bored
Imagine not Thanos-snapping half the server before stepping down, smh
computer man worst mod
lmfao
the honor was ours
until it comes again
Imagine if big chungus became a mod that would be pretty wholesome 100 I think
And he would give us all free reddit coins
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger
What is the revoked role
Why would you want that
Someone said that, Space?
Those are illegal
computer man worst mod
@clever vessel :(

spaceman
Free hugs would be nice. I haven’t had one in years
@rare mauve lmao same
haha computer man
I ship it
Free hugs and ginger tea

computerman best mod
:(((((((
hol up
SPACEMAN
do not leave
I did nothing lmao
QUIT FUCKING SLANDERING MY FRIENDS FUCKING DUMBASS YOU WERE THE BEST MOD TO EVER GRACE THIS SERVER
YOUD BETTER GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD
Vot for me admin!!!
My slogan: make nmscord great again!
When was it graet? When it didn’t exist!
Capitals. My eyes.
You wanna see some capitals?
No
ok.
Honestly spaceman quit feeling like you failed people here
wait too bad here we go
You were a discord mod
It isn’t a real job and nobodies life depends on it
Ur are the capital city of stupid country
'((((((((
actually shitting and crying rn
marmalade worst mod
:C
Eggs D
ecks dee
wtf did You just say to me
I am in a mood tonight
I don't like it
A mood for romance
😏
😏

mood is good
Anyone want sleeping cat pictures
Btw, Marm: <#bot-spam message>
nah, is a mix of crippling loneliness + ||silent but moderate concern for the election|| and it's kinda bringing me down like an anchor

ice cream
Anyone want sleeping cat pictures or no
ok
Yes. Pc man US of A.
Nvm
Oh
Yeah, Zug said ok.
I thought u said ok to someone els
no

‘Murica

The big America burger
meat
Big America burger
https://youtu.be/ET0jgm-oMqA it’s a real ad
Awesome McDonald's commercial featuring the FBI and Barack Obama, president of the USA, saying: "God bless Israel".
LLLLITL Advertising, marketing, creativity http://www.llllitl.fr
Agency: TBWA\ Yehoshua.
A commercial that depicts Barack Obama rounding up Israeli teenagers so...
mc bama
I feel like kids my age these days don’t know any other music creators except for pop music from that era
Zug I can't post pictures so off topic gets no cute cat pictures
Like most kids don’t know what The Cure is
ohhh
do you want me to post them?
halflings, you must spread the gospel of the good music
I miss 
forgot to switch accounts

The cure to
?
send them songs
Oooh lmao

How revive?
Sleep 
Jk
It's just us now

Pfft. I've ascended past the need of sleep. I just do it for funsies
I also eat for the taste
chat didn't die.
It was murdered
This is now a crime scene
Who did it?
I think @ everyone is sus
I unlocked an area outside my zoo and am using it for giving buildings their own space and yard
Is @ everyone disabled here
its disabled
So if I do it it won’t ping everyone?
once upon a time it pinged someone who name changed to everyone
I’d assume it’s like that anyway this being such a large server
and then they would get mad about it for some dumb reason


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