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sure, why not
what was the translation error
near the traveler named Todd
fuck the main three, Anomaly/Traveler best race
am I technically a racist if I say I hate Vy'keen
@mint spear never says no racism in the rules, only no racial slurs 😏
Is this nms talk in my sacred off-topic!?!?
@terse cargo a dad was showing me pictures of her daughter and I was like ok that's cool ig and he was like "thanks the weddings friday"
Is this nms talk in my sacred off-topic!?!?
@sterile tartan the version of no memes in general but on the nmscord
I mean. Memes are also not supposed to be here
we need the gif of the kid with the flaming eyes saying "no memes in general"
I mean. Memes are also not supposed to be here
@sterile tartan this ain't general doe
hmm the vy'keen waste no time i see
I say memes are ok as long as it's on topic and not just spam most places but that line gets a bit sketchy
How bout this
Going down shops @verbal pelican, need anything?
THATS IT
you can just search for it in the gif searcher thingy
@hallow isle I'll take a bubble tea
bubble tea shop is closed 😦
is late
friend told me about a uh mochi or something
I think that's the spelling
It's like a cannoli but dough or something
mochi ice cream balls?
Who called moi?!
but I just blew $600 and I need to make sure I'm gonna be able to make rent.
Ooo

@hallow isle yush, pls. I’d like some haribo cola.
I could never drink
k
haribo?
It's like a cannoli but dough or something
@mint spear lol nothing like a cannoli. Mochi ice cream / mochi balls, amazeballs.
s'not a bad shout actually I was thinking I could go for some junk...
well TECHNICALLY it's more like $400 since I got reimbursed $200 but ehhh
I'm gonna buy candy today
You got some in your trunk! 😮 who said that!
Yea, nothing like cannoli. But I'm sure you'd love it. Nom nom nom.
I have been stress eating because idk I thought it would help but it really doesn't do anything
Are the shops even open in Tier 2? :p
I've had not a good day.
scrutinises map
for now, at least
What's cooler? Better? Tier 1 or Tier 3?
It’s coming at you!
it is 😦
Khekz
😄

y'all ever cry so hard you almost pass out
Red, shower?
I'm still mad at my town and any others doing the "trunk or treat" thing just because no one can tell their kids no
Don’t get too much junk.
k!
Trunk or treat?
Heh, see ya in a bit. 🙂
My trunk is full of medical gear anyway 😉
Rofl
I am giving children medical gear
your just selfish and won't share your medical gear with the kids
Sure
Are you halfling?
no
I tried.
Why would you suspect this
Idk, similar energy.
I am too tall to be half of a person
The idea is, all the kids are in a giant group downtown and people are giving them candy out of the trunks of their cars
Just fuckin
Buy them candy and tell them to get over it, imo
m8
At that point, normal trick or treating is technically safer
Lady doth protest much.
I'm that one person that uh was asking about researching physics and stuff
how do I describe myself
You can't really put words to yourself much because that's for others to do
Oh you will learn to, when you start doing job interviews.
Got outside in the cold realised I had to pee. 😄
Fun
You shall become prodigiously good at telling people how lucky they are to have you work with them.
Good job this wasn't a job.
Happens to me all the time
yeah but that's not describing someone's personality
C’mon, big bladder.
That's more or less actions and accomplishments
Bladder? 👀
It does get full sometimes. This is one of those times.
You wouldn't hire someone because their "quirky"
Unfortunately. If you follow through on being a reliable worker in some places, your coworkers use it as an excuse to leave things for you to do
You wouldn't download a car
frankly I think all I'm gonna do for halloween is turn all the lights off, light a candle and watch porn some dumb haunted urbex videos
The bodywork is being 3D printed in 4-inch squared segments before it'll be fitted over the innards of a Nissan.
So funny Spirit, I was so confused about the link vs your kitty pic. Is kitty facepalming the news story? 😆

Yes
I slipped on the ice and fell on my butt. While carrying Jasper. I'm glad he doesn't instantly use claws when startled
Yeah just wet .-.
Whew! I'm glad it wasn't a worse fall then.
Are you halfling?
Fun Fact: they are not me
I know why it doesn't feel like Halloween time... No town event with haunted houses and stuff
yeah
like is it outlawed
I guess?
Cant cancel Halloween
Can only cancel trick or treating and evemts
I'm buying candy for my house. It's ours alone
going trick or treating late at night would yield many full bowls of candy just sitting on porches
True
what if we did reverse trick or treating
Town got skunk sprayed...
where you would walk around and give people candy
they’re level roles. You get them by chatting. Learn more in #bot-spam using .xprews, and learn your current level using .xp. You can get the NMS roles in #roles, or by using “.iam (role)” in #bot-spam.
(just a copypasta from another channel)
Ooo thank you, you are marmalade
Hmm
I just asked gunter and turns out, he's actually very best, like no
Fixed
halflings. your knavery is unparalleled
Gunter was saying “like no” about everyone else
he said I’m the best.
the very best
well I'm saying you are not marvellous, you're a very best, like no
nerd
wait turns out you are actually a mod mod mod mod and you’ll get money isn't king of dreams.
Gunter is the only reliable source in this world
I feel like 0/99 is a strong stat 💪
WTF badly changed his status
@glad cypress ?
*barky
who is wtf
So proud of myself
Oh i read WTF badly changed his status
cease your slander
What!
look tho
I read it wrong!
he hasn’t changed from the hype blob since I’ve been on the server
does this spell the end of our universe?
whats the hype blob?
You’d have to see it
oh
Found a wizard beard at the store
Wait is marm becoming a mod?
Yup!
Idk
Gunter said so!
There may be a spot opening up soon
Sounds like a plan
you
Man... School just got out so I have to wear my mask the whole walk home. Lame
Dang
you’re not leaving the server are you
No I’m not
are you deleting your acccount?
No
okay
he will spam the n word and get fired then banned
Stop assuming things. What’s going to happen will happen at some point. You just have to wait
👀
@sterile tartan it’s cold here so the mask is actually quite warm
Spaceman kinda sus ngl
It's warm today for some reason
spaceman I don't know if you saw but Anders got banned
“You guys don’t understand what’s going to happen”
“I’m sorry”
Wait what he did
wait what
he asked for hex to ban him
what the fuck
Oh ok
you weren't there either
:L
I wasn’t
he was dead serious about it
Marm don’t worry
May I also add that I am open to more ban requests.
Can you ban Gunter?
He said he would marry me a while back
but he hasn’t gotten around to it
wait
He's a busy penguin.
#bot-spam message
ban Gunter
True
too many red people
Yes
a
a
sailor went to see see see to see what he could see see see
what could he see see see????
All that he could see see see was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea
for some reason i am server muted
...
Oh yeah.
lmao i didn't even do anything
🤔
I dunno if you're kidding or not.
im not dude
But you're quite obviously talking here... Unmuted.
like vc muted
check lfg 1
Ohhh, let me look real quick.
shamless plug
Outsmarted
On a positive note, there's a glue covered rat somewhere.
Thats probably dead and being eaten by cockroaches anyways
Unless by some miracle it got into the freezer
But then it's in a freezer
@copper hazel yo bro
I'm eating skeletons
Crunchy
munchy
Pov: You are the bones
Lol
yeah the second lock down sucks
lol that gif will never fail to make me laugh
are they delicious?
Yes
They are
Uhh
you right those things are good


I spent half the afternoon rebuilding my desk setup and I'm so satisfied
hey red
its good parrot
#accidentalparrot
@open bane
fun fact one version of cannonballs used in naval warfare was called "redhotshot"
They were made by Rob
What's Rotten Zombie taste like? Sprittt, you must tell us
they are SPICY???!!?!
"let's make a skittle taste like rotten flesh!"
"this is genius marketing"
That tastes like a combo of the dirty socks and vomit jelly beans... The rest are good though
YES
beef mince marinated in sour milk
They're spicy and vomit like
Weird af
it's the goddamn worst
Wtf
They instantly make me nauseous but the other flavors are extra tasty. I think that was on purpose so you don't give up on em
So you dunno which will taste like that?
I threw up like a year ago when a teacher gave me one for some reasons
Are you able to distinguish?
@glad cypress come back
@sterile tartan I gave up on them immediately after I ate one and tried tasting another and it did not get the taste out and then I threw up
I dont think the color is set. Last one was purple

sour skittles remain the best skittles
I cannot emphasize enough how horrid my experience with the rotten flesh skittles
Are you able to distinguish?
@limber fractal
Not til you bite into one, lol
You wanna know one of my pet peeves?
The blueberry ones are amazing though, they're single handedly making it worth the risk
I'm gonna name my pet peeves
People thinking that meteorites have holes on them
They don’t
It’s literally impossible
Ain't Peeves the ghost from HP
ooh this is a cute ghost

Pet Peeves

speaking of pet names
Someone named a cat with three feet yardstick
I love that name
....punny, I like it
Omg pet peeves as a pet name is genius
In imperial 3 feet = a yard for those who are metric gang
welcome back to "red tries emojis for a few days until her nitro runs out"
Aren't they paws tho? 
Shhhh
3 cat paws 
yeah your right let's surgically attach a foot to shoebill and name them that instead
🐾
I want everything measured in paws now
What kinda paws
Confirmed no set color. Eugh
what about time measurement
Pikachu paws
don't tell anyone this but I only submitted to october sky for the color

well it looks like you might get it
you are currently winning iirc
I've been trying to use another ss but it never fit any of the themes
well the one you sent seems to work well
I submitted because I was bored
I am currently winning as well, but I still have a few days left before my category is closed
I'll send the one I want to use in #nms-photomode-gallery
18 votes, Explosive's correct
I know
Need 35+ @hallow isle
I must look pretty
And town girl does currently have 18
Hold up
Highest
just call me Poly
For vapor
@sterile tartan there's a rule against self promotion... but is there a rule about... promotion 😄
Sneaky
I mean, I can just stick my head into #nms and remind people there's a competition going on
Big brain
As long as I'm not an asshole about it right/
ew #no-mans-sky
You could, I suppose. If you aren't saying "vote for me"
is there a rule against bribery?
I don't be, I'll just mention the competition and the channel
boutta become a campaign manager for my October's Sky Submission
making propaganda already
And false promises
@mint spear donations are welcomed
like a true politician
maybe capture some people
there are Federal Agents outside of my home
marry of your cousin to gain alliances with france
There we go. Let's see if that garners any interest.
Probably end up needing 40+ though @limber fractal 😄
Adam Imagine this backfires, and the other one gets even more hearts
Told you I had the best beard
Looks like you've got competition @dusty magnet
gonb
To be fair this is my first time ever attempting to make my own costume
I would be able to say sonething if I knew the end goal
they keep telling us we can wear costumes to work but they have to be "PG" and that we have to still wear our face masks (I work at Wal-Mart) and with the kind of work I do, I'm thinking to myself 'Why on EARTH would I attempt to wear a Halloween costume when I have one of the most physical jobs lol. I handle hundreds of cases of product a day, stocking and such. MAYBE If I were a cashier or a manager that just has to stand around and look pretty with a scanner I could do that..."
Be a pirate. Pirates wear loose fitting stuff I think
gonb
Yes
It’s going to be a space helmet
Town girl now has 20 
Bnog
gonb
I dont wear costumes, nor do haloween, so this is a none point for me lol
I would post the image but I cant

Spirit! You look awesome!
Thank you!
I am the Lowest of the low in this server
Moar please when you can!
Show us
I have a box of costume stuff that I keep meaning to dig out but if I never do, I'll just be a wizard
I am too self-conscious to dress up, but I love it when others do!
Being self conscious is my thing. You can't take that away from me!
This was in like 2013
vote or else
I am the Lowest of the low in this server
@mint spear dm it to me and I can post it for ya
Where do I vote
I enjoy doing makeup the most
if you do not vote for me on [topic] I will send shoebill to haunt you
I wish I had a closeup of this makeup I did once
lmao. my brother was Freddy for Halloween but he cheaped out and wore a mask
that's a great costume
My brother was Jason, my mom and her be were the Joker and Harley, and my sisyer was a vampire fairy princess lol
if you do not vote for me on [topic] I will send shoebill to haunt you
@mint spear what is [topic]
@glad cypress I appreciate the offer but my spleen says no
Bf, not be
Spirit, who did your make up in that?
My mom .-.
Uh oh Russians not happy with my post
Your mom
Adam, I can take whatever I like. 🙂
Although I probably could do it myself. But not in any reasonable amount of time then
Uh oh Russians not happy with my post
@limber fractal what happened with it?
Haha, Red, which one?
@gray peak I am legally obligated to not tell you what topic it is
Ok
What was the picture?
stop upsetting the russians red
Is it just not loading?
Russians not allowing it 
Spirit, that is really impressive. Thanks for sharing? I’d show you my attempt at Medusa, but it’s incredibly laughable.
😮
I'm sure it's Cool .-.
Red is it disappearing when the bar completes?
I had a friend that went as oscar the grouch to a party. I got to expanding foam them into a dustbin
My last couple costumes were types of witches, and Cheshire Alice
Because I'm an evil person I dropped "so do you think expanding foam has the power to crush someone's chest" once I'd finished.
Nice costume
That's super cool!
F'n Russians don't like dia de los muertos apparently.
very cool!
hyperventilates then passes out
Russians love Gadget tho
I have a costume that I didnt do for Halloween but it's of a character I accidentally made with a wig I have
Or just let me die.
@limber fractal you look gorgeous there and that make up is sound af.
Didn’t there used to be a role play channel?
Oh right you thought I was going to... because I...
got it
unfortunately, current covid regulations forbid airway interventions 😛
This isn't related to the current convo I just wanted to say that I really hate myself
I wonder where this is going..
Now kiss
Nah, covid
I'd share my halloween costumes but I actually wish to keep my identity a bit secret
@hallow isle woah you have a defibrillator
I do!
Afraid not :x
This isn't related to the current convo I just wanted to say that I really hate myself
@polar grail are you okay..?
if you read my propaganda you would know I am legally not allowed to buy a defibrillator anymore
Does it seem like they are
legally...
@sterile tartan not really
Thank you, I think I’ll just have some water instead of getting electrocuted.
Do you wanna talk about it? My dms are open if you need
Stop electrocuting people then @mint spear
If water is needed I give the fire brigade a call 🙂
@gray peak haha if electrocution was the only crime it'd be easier to buy illegally
Man she puts some work into it
Mm, you’re right. Should get in touch with firefighters.
I wonder if you could make a defibrillator hammer
They'd probably do a better job of catching you too
hear me out: an axe with two heads
Jahnri, really cool!
one is positive
@hallow isle wanna build something with me
defibrillator hammer.
and let the sparks fly
Only costume I will consider for Halloween is Bill Cosby
I get in trouble if I modify the kit on the response car :x
S’okay, I don’t mind hitting the ground every now and then. I have crowdsurfed before.
kbai
Night adamb
crows surfing's fun until they take you beneath the crowd never to be seen again
Ooh Donna, did I show you this one before? <#off-topic-bond-james-bond message>
You can drown in crowds
people think it’s different than water
and forget to float on their backs
then they die
it’s an awful circumstance honestly
there needs to be awareness
mobs have stopped dropping tied live people into water in order to stop water pollution and have instead started using concert crowds
@limber fractal no you have not! Excellent make-up! Down to the t-eeth.
The teeth was so fun to learn about!
I was like no f'n way!
Just eye liner? Lol
wait the teeth is makeup
This was the craziest one I did with a prosthetic. <#off-topic-bond-james-bond message>
damn red, those are intense! very cool
I need to invest in some liquid latex or scar skin...
Thank you, Zug! I wish I was better at making the costume stuff. For me, my weakness doing is the makeup lol
👌
Okay, now I am getting slightly miffed.
I share all my stupid photos with you, and you have kept these gems from me!
My sister woke me up to do make up for her fake injury spurit day at school. The teacher's husband asked the teacher if they should call cps cuz he didnt know it was fake
ha
oy
Found it
Why do they have fake injury day
Because it's fun, idk
that reminds me of the time i bashed my face on the corner of my dresser when i rolled off the top bunk of my bunkbed
Lots of schools around here do it
That is a very realistic goose egg.
had a black eye and teachers at school thought my parents beat me lmao
bro just gives parents an excuse to give kids real injuriea for a day
Joke
My school doesn't even allow sunglasses
oh geez
Fake bloods a definite "no no" for my school
Or fake injuries in general
I had one at my high school and saved it for lunch break. People in my next class kept asking if I got breat up at lunch lol
Beat, not breat
Her hair is sticking to the edge of it
I’m not a doctor, but your doctor is
Bruises aren't sticky
that's just what a child abuser would say
they can be
if you put pritt stick on the bruise
or the bruise is on a child
most kids are just inexplicably sticky
plus if it's bad enough they can sometimes leak fluids
Hmm I suppose
Spirit is preferred, but either is fine


I'm not about to correct anyone referring to me, unless they ask like you did lol
vibe
Shoes off, kit unloaded. Can't wait until I get the response car back on the road next week.
@clever vessel thank you for that cloud pic
8k bread pog
It’s so big of a file I can’t save it lmao
on a scale of one to ten, how big is the number 4
12
on a scale of one to ten, how big is the number 4
@glad cypress is it only 4 gigabytes?
what
its 7 obviously
when i open the image's link it says it's 1066x677
also when i downloaded it it was 1066x677
Fun fact, Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import too
what
@glad cypress oh
nevermind
Have of the times my stupid questions are mischievous the other half of the time I’m just being a dumbass
35 megabread
Yeah
in other news gah why do these apps all post the gif right away
smh gif savers getting favors
cut myself shaving for the first time
Ouchie
Doesn't hurt but goddamn do it bleed
like I didn't even notice it until I saw red and was like huh
I put soap on it and it just don't hurt but it bleed
stop bleeding stupid skin
Super glue it
I've cut way deeper and it didn't bleed this much
I mean I have a scar from the middle of my chest to my stomach I had from 1st grade and that didn't bleed as much as this
low-key looks cool tho
Heehoo blod
Jasper lead me to the other side of the house because he wanted food in one specific room and nowhere else
Ghosts in the food?
Everywhere but this bathroom I guess
He's weird. Just likes to have stuff other places in the house sometimes
Drink
And then a fly is taunting Murphy
Cute Catto :3
Kitty!
S2 of Mandalorian starts in 3 hours and 40 minutes
Yeah but Blood of Zues is on now
https://youtu.be/L33uqInr2rI it literally seems like the AI just doesn’t give a shit lmao
A Roborace fez mais um teste com seu carro de inteligência artificial, desta vez em Thruxton.
Só que, diferente dos outros, esse foi um fiasco total. Assim que foi autorizado a dar a largada, depois de dar uma volta para se posicionar no grid, o Devbot 2.0 simplesmente deu um...
It just casually steers into the wall
Chat dead
Asdf lkj
Chat: yes
I know how to play bingo
I suck at bingo
Me no speaky gif
mods asleep, post dancing gay unicorns
🅱️uno...
distraction pizza!
just like meeeee
damn
You deserved a better fire
but but fire..
Ban Gunter bot
XD
Ok
That’s my costume btw
It’s very dark
Nice costume @rare mauve
I posted a selfie
Possibly
that's a very interesting face
It’s 1am
it's a time
Yeah
Welcome to graveyard
Do I get paid?
Nope
Internship
You get paid in a non-guarantee that this will make you look good in the future 
Something halloween
I don’t personally celebrate Halloween
want to change outta this pfp cause it just looks real childish
...
Tbf, this screenshot is from a rick roll video
My drawing skills also suck wayyy to much to make anything OC
welp
that's one way to make me wash my bedlinens
stupid longhair adorable monstrosity cat decided to fire a hairball across my blanket, sheets, fitted sheet, and pillowcase
Eugh
I'm glad my cats don't like to go on my bed haha
see, if I catch her starting the act
I can kind of usher her to a spot that doesn't require multiple loads of laundry
unfortunately
she waited until I was at work
Oh boy that was very much intentional
I was going to get her groomed, and then realized it's winter
nah she's a longhair and hairball-breakdown-catfood is expensive
happens about every 1.5 months like clockwork
Ahh
definitely getting her a good grooming day in spring though
oh god without context, those two messages look really bad next to each other
Sorry
Nah its fine I was interrupting anyway
it's perfectly fine, MsA, I promise c:
but now I'm curious what the contents of an online harassment video were to cause that kind of response
Its because this person does it for years relentlessly
And there's like no recourse
oof :c
Id link the video but its a downer
I mean, I can link something sort of along the same lines, but it's also SATIRE
god I cannot phrase things right today
Oh ew
yeeeeeeeeeeea
it's pretty much only good for the one line
everything else is kind of a miss
Off to control point brb
Below the waterline 
OH BOY CONFIDENTIAL SUBMARINE THINGS
I get to be relieved by the new guy again 🙄
assert dominance and shadow him around criticizing everything he does wrong
Not really my style l, after all im a sweetheart
Yes
That's a good question. One that I need to answer for myself as well
Because you dont sleep?
I do have a sneaking suspicion it has to do with staying up till 2 in the morning but you never know
See I just don't sleep at night but I get 7-8 hours a day
Ooh I did that earlier this week
forgot I went to bed at 9AM and woke up at 12:30PM to drive roommate to work
chinese anime game beats out fortnite and minecraft
and apparently 730k is the new limit
I am surprised, I knew the game was big but didnt know it was so big to beat out the other two biggest games in the market
wonder if Discord will get more servers to accommodate a million plus members
I did play it for a day haha
Is there even a point anymore
Sleep is important
NO u
You're right I am pretty important
Yes, exactly.
can confirm


yes yes aethena is an important member of this discord
after an hour of browsing I still cant decide on a pc case to buy
the good ones are expensive and the affordable ones have some or the other issue
The tiny one
Did someone made a book about NMS I want someone to make a real sci fi novel about nms

@silver mantle @tropic folio magic?
kai be out here, forcing people to play MTG
@limber fractal!
@gaunt reef maybe you can narrow it down to specific manufacturers
yes afternoon
Heh, how do you do, HE?
could be better
Ohno, what has happened?
more about what will happen
we have a family gathering this weekend
Ooo fun :p
half the family isn't invited
Because of covid..?
nope
maybe you can narrow it down to specific manufacturers
I dont mind buying from any, just the problem of "ok I can buy this but there's a big flaw to this"
one of my cousins didn't want to come last minute and that made my grandfather angry, and yeah now that part of the family isn't coming
which sucks
anyway I'm gonna try again after a few weeks and buy the better expensive ones
Damn. Your grandpa sounds tough.
Family fun
Hehe, well, it was going to be awkward anyway.
my sister is in Canada, my first cousin was the one that canceled and ny second cousin was uninvited because of my grandpa
Who is the closest to your age there?
my mother is closest, she is double my age
Tsk. Well, I suppose we will have to keep you company, or maybe take a book with you.
Rofl
I meant age wise. Who is closest to your age, homie?
yeah
You have my deepest sympathies.
Also Germany is going into second lock down
Yep
which means, no more sport
i just started getting back into it
I come from a big family. We all grew up living on the same street kinda thing. But fortunately all@of my 20 or so cousins are close in age.
It's not even rain
yeah the weather sucks too
Just drips
Eldest being 42 or smthing.
its "Niesel"
i had to laugh really hard this morning because the newspaper said "the autumn is shining brightly" and i looked outside and it was pouring
was the front page as well
This city is great and all but the weather sucks ass
I think the temp went over 30°C twice
For the whole summer
🌂☔ 
hmm in north Germany it was hotter
I am in the north
weird
Yeah
it was pretty hot where i am
It's like Hamburg is cut off from the rest
well geographically it is already
Hamburg? Hamburger?
The good thing is that there's a lot of parks
i don't think those 2 are connected
Dang
ye nature is important
I'll have to feed the ducks and geese close to my building
don't, they will remember it
nice duck









