#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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mint spear
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If u wanna take my place in that

undone moat
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sure, why not

mint spear
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pretend your named Polybius

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their somewhere in Euclid

terse cargo
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what was the translation error

mint spear
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near the traveler named Todd

undone moat
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fuck the main three, Anomaly/Traveler best race

gray peak
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am I technically a racist if I say I hate Vy'keen
@mint spear never says no racism in the rules, only no racial slurs 😏

sterile tartan
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Is this nms talk in my sacred off-topic!?!?

mint spear
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@terse cargo a dad was showing me pictures of her daughter and I was like ok that's cool ig and he was like "thanks the weddings friday"

gray peak
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Is this nms talk in my sacred off-topic!?!?
@sterile tartan the version of no memes in general but on the nmscord

sterile tartan
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I mean. Memes are also not supposed to be here

mint spear
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we need the gif of the kid with the flaming eyes saying "no memes in general"

gray peak
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I mean. Memes are also not supposed to be here
@sterile tartan this ain't general doe

terse cargo
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hmm the vy'keen waste no time i see

gray peak
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when they are dead that is

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lets make it happen

mint spear
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I say memes are ok as long as it's on topic and not just spam most places but that line gets a bit sketchy

sterile tartan
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How bout this

mint spear
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😤

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THAT

hallow isle
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Going down shops @verbal pelican, need anything?

mint spear
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THATS IT

gray peak
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you can just search for it in the gif searcher thingy

mint spear
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@hallow isle I'll take a bubble tea

hallow isle
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bubble tea shop is closed 😦

mint spear
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I've never tried one

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sad

hallow isle
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is late

mint spear
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friend told me about a uh mochi or something

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I think that's the spelling

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It's like a cannoli but dough or something

gray peak
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mochi ice cream balls?

mint spear
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yeah

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I wanna try that

gray peak
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I have tried them

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I didn't really like them

undone moat
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hmmm

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I'd get alcohol for halloween

verbal pelican
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Who called moi?!

undone moat
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but I just blew $600 and I need to make sure I'm gonna be able to make rent.

verbal pelican
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Ooo

undone moat
hallow isle
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me

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🙂

verbal pelican
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@hallow isle yush, pls. I’d like some haribo cola.

mint spear
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I could never drink

verbal pelican
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Not sour!

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NOT SOUR!

hallow isle
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k

mint spear
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haribo?

limber fractal
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It's like a cannoli but dough or something
@mint spear lol nothing like a cannoli. Mochi ice cream / mochi balls, amazeballs.

hallow isle
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s'not a bad shout actually I was thinking I could go for some junk...

mint spear
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@limber fractal idk I got described it like that

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I'll still eat it

undone moat
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well TECHNICALLY it's more like $400 since I got reimbursed $200 but ehhh

sterile tartan
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I'm gonna buy candy today

verbal pelican
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You got some in your trunk! 😮 who said that!

limber fractal
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Yea, nothing like cannoli. But I'm sure you'd love it. Nom nom nom.

mint spear
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I have been stress eating because idk I thought it would help but it really doesn't do anything

verbal pelican
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Are the shops even open in Tier 2? :p

mint spear
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I've had not a good day.

undone moat
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I just pulled a 2 inch long hair out of my nose

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.-.

hallow isle
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I'm not in tier 2

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escaped, barely

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I'm far enough outside of oxford

verbal pelican
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scrutinises map

hallow isle
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for now, at least

limber fractal
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What's cooler? Better? Tier 1 or Tier 3?

verbal pelican
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It’s coming at you!

hallow isle
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it is 😦

verbal pelican
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Tier 1 less serious

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3 worst

hallow isle
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If we get up to T3 I'll have to not socialise IRL

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owait...

verbal pelican
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Khekz

hallow isle
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😄

limber fractal
mint spear
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y'all ever cry so hard you almost pass out

verbal pelican
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Red, shower?

hallow isle
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Right then, shops

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Back in a while

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Longer, if I get a job

sterile tartan
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I'm still mad at my town and any others doing the "trunk or treat" thing just because no one can tell their kids no

verbal pelican
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Don’t get too much junk.

hallow isle
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k!

mint spear
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Trunk or treat?

verbal pelican
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Heh, see ya in a bit. 🙂

hallow isle
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My trunk is full of medical gear anyway 😉

verbal pelican
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Rofl

mint spear
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I am giving children medical gear

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your just selfish and won't share your medical gear with the kids

verbal pelican
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Town girl?

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May I ask you smthing politely?

mint spear
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Sure

verbal pelican
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Are you halfling?

mint spear
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no

limber fractal
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Politely

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Lol

verbal pelican
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I tried.

mint spear
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Why would you suspect this

verbal pelican
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Idk, similar energy.

mint spear
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I am too tall to be half of a person

sterile tartan
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The idea is, all the kids are in a giant group downtown and people are giving them candy out of the trunks of their cars
Just fuckin
Buy them candy and tell them to get over it, imo

verbal pelican
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But clearly I was wrong. 🙂

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Touché

mint spear
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bruh

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damn that don't seem healthy

verbal pelican
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m8

mint spear
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I'm Polybius

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Not halfling

sterile tartan
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At that point, normal trick or treating is technically safer

verbal pelican
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Lady doth protest much.

mint spear
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I'm that one person that uh was asking about researching physics and stuff

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how do I describe myself

verbal pelican
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You don’t need to.

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We can move on.

mint spear
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You can't really put words to yourself much because that's for others to do

sterile tartan
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He snuggle own legs

verbal pelican
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Oh you will learn to, when you start doing job interviews.

hallow isle
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Got outside in the cold realised I had to pee. 😄

sterile tartan
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Fun

verbal pelican
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You shall become prodigiously good at telling people how lucky they are to have you work with them.

hallow isle
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Good job this wasn't a job.

sterile tartan
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Happens to me all the time

mint spear
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yeah but that's not describing someone's personality

verbal pelican
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C’mon, big bladder.

mint spear
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That's more or less actions and accomplishments

verbal pelican
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Biggest!

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Soldier on!

limber fractal
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Bladder? 👀

hallow isle
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It does get full sometimes. This is one of those times.

mint spear
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You wouldn't hire someone because their "quirky"

sterile tartan
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Unfortunately. If you follow through on being a reliable worker in some places, your coworkers use it as an excuse to leave things for you to do

silent wagon
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You wouldn't download a car

hallow isle
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I've had 2 coffees since my last visit.

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Big ones.

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Right let's try again

undone moat
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frankly I think all I'm gonna do for halloween is turn all the lights off, light a candle and watch porn some dumb haunted urbex videos

mint spear
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imma do something with a small group of friends

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I need to take my mind off yesterday

sterile tartan
limber fractal
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So funny Spirit, I was so confused about the link vs your kitty pic. Is kitty facepalming the news story? 😆

sterile tartan
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Yes

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I slipped on the ice and fell on my butt. While carrying Jasper. I'm glad he doesn't instantly use claws when startled

limber fractal
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Oh no! sadcat

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Are you ok?

sterile tartan
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Yeah just wet .-.

limber fractal
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Whew! I'm glad it wasn't a worse fall then.

sterile tartan
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Sane

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Same

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Jasper was slapping the runoff from the gutter while he was outside

gray peak
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Are you halfling?
Fun Fact: they are not me

sterile tartan
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I know why it doesn't feel like Halloween time... No town event with haunted houses and stuff

gray peak
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yeah

mint spear
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halloween is canceled in my area

gray peak
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like is it outlawed

mint spear
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I guess?

sterile tartan
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Cant cancel Halloween
Can only cancel trick or treating and evemts

mint spear
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No one is gonna go out trick or treating I mean

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so no handing out candy this year

sterile tartan
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I'm buying candy for my house. It's ours alone

gray peak
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sharing is caring

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gib

glad cypress
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Camdy

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There’s a road near my house that no one would trick or treat on

gray peak
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🔫 qm_thirdperson_char

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I'm no longer asking.

glad cypress
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going trick or treating late at night would yield many full bowls of candy just sitting on porches

sterile tartan
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True

gray peak
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what if we did reverse trick or treating

sterile tartan
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Town got skunk sprayed...

gray peak
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where you would walk around and give people candy

glad cypress
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that’s a very thonk idea

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ahem.

tulip kiln
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So how come everyone is so colourful compared to me

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I'm a bit grey

glad cypress
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they’re level roles. You get them by chatting. Learn more in #bot-spam using .xprews, and learn your current level using .xp. You can get the NMS roles in #roles, or by using “.iam (role)” in #bot-spam.

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(just a copypasta from another channel)

tulip kiln
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Ooo thank you, you are marmalade

gray peak
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hmm

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I wouldn't be so sure about that

tulip kiln
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Hmm

gray peak
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I just asked gunter and turns out, he's actually very best, like no

tulip kiln
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Fixed

glad cypress
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halflings. your knavery is unparalleled

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Gunter was saying “like no” about everyone else

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he said I’m the best.

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the very best

gray peak
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well I'm saying you are not marvellous, you're a very best, like no

glad cypress
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nerd

gray peak
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wait turns out you are actually a mod mod mod mod and you’ll get money isn't king of dreams.

glad cypress
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yes

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Gunter wants me to be a mod

gray peak
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Gunter is the only reliable source in this world

glad cypress
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he said it four times

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yes

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@ admin gib mod

tulip kiln
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I feel like 0/99 is a strong stat 💪

glad cypress
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WTF barky changed his status

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yes

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So strong it’s above number one

gray peak
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WTF badly changed his status
@glad cypress ?

glad cypress
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*barky

gray peak
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who is wtf

tulip kiln
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So proud of myself

glad cypress
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halflings

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you knave

gray peak
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Oh i read WTF badly changed his status

glad cypress
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cease your slander

gray peak
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What!

glad cypress
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look tho

gray peak
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I read it wrong!

glad cypress
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he hasn’t changed from the hype blob since I’ve been on the server

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does this spell the end of our universe?

gray peak
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whats the hype blob?

glad cypress
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You’d have to see it

gray peak
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oh

sterile tartan
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Found a wizard beard at the store

rare mauve
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Wait is marm becoming a mod?

glad cypress
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Yup!

sterile tartan
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Idk

glad cypress
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Gunter said so!

sterile tartan
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Ohh

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Gunter has spoken

glad cypress
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He said it four time even.

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“Marmalade is a mod mod mod mod”

rare mauve
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Dang...

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It must be true

glad cypress
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Yes.

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Gunter has never lied.

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Okay.

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I guess I’ll start next century?

rare mauve
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There may be a spot opening up soon

sterile tartan
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Sounds like a plan

rare mauve
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But keep that on the dl

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Spirit you didn’t hear anything

glad cypress
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spaceman

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wit a fucking second

rare mauve
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Yes marm?

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No

glad cypress
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you

sterile tartan
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Man... School just got out so I have to wear my mask the whole walk home. Lame

rare mauve
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Dang

glad cypress
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you’re not leaving the server are you

rare mauve
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No I’m not

glad cypress
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are you deleting your acccount?

rare mauve
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No

glad cypress
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okay

gray peak
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he will spam the n word and get fired then banned

rare mauve
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Stop assuming things. What’s going to happen will happen at some point. You just have to wait

gray peak
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👀

rare mauve
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@sterile tartan it’s cold here so the mask is actually quite warm

gray peak
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Spaceman kinda sus ngl

sterile tartan
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It's warm today for some reason

rare mauve
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I mean y’all decided to vote yes

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On the poll

gray peak
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spaceman I don't know if you saw but Anders got banned

glad cypress
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“You guys don’t understand what’s going to happen”
“I’m sorry”

rare mauve
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Wait what he did

glad cypress
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wait what

gray peak
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he asked for hex to ban him

glad cypress
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what the fuck

rare mauve
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Oh ok

gray peak
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you weren't there either

glad cypress
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:L

rare mauve
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I wasn’t

gray peak
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he was dead serious about it

rare mauve
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Marm don’t worry

mint spear
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May I also add that I am open to more ban requests.

glad cypress
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Can you ban Gunter?

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He said he would marry me a while back

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but he hasn’t gotten around to it

gray peak
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wait

mint spear
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He's a busy penguin.

gray peak
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#bot-spam message

glad cypress
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ban Gunter

gray peak
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he even requested it

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self promotion isn't allowed....

rare mauve
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True

hallow isle
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too many red people

glad cypress
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Yes

sterile tartan
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a

glad cypress
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a

mint spear
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sailor went to see see see to see what he could see see see

sterile tartan
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what could he see see see????

mint spear
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All that he could see see see was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea

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for some reason i am server muted

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...

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Oh yeah.

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lmao i didn't even do anything

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🤔

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I dunno if you're kidding or not.

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im not dude

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But you're quite obviously talking here... Unmuted.

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like vc muted

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check lfg 1

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Ohhh, let me look real quick.

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shamless plug

silent pebble
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Tfw the rat escapes the glue trap you set for it

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And now you cannot find it

sterile tartan
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Outsmarted

mint spear
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On a positive note, there's a glue covered rat somewhere.

silent pebble
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Thats probably dead and being eaten by cockroaches anyways

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Unless by some miracle it got into the freezer

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But then it's in a freezer

opaque tartan
mint spear
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@copper hazel yo bro

opaque tartan
sterile tartan
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I'm eating skeletons

mint spear
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Crunchy

open bane
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munchy

silent pebble
sterile tartan
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Lol

terse cargo
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well rip my bones i guess

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Germany is going into a second lock down

silent pebble
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Who isn't at this point

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Barring the US cause our leaders lowkey dumb

terse cargo
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yeah the second lock down sucks

mint spear
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lol that gif will never fail to make me laugh

sterile tartan
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monch

terse cargo
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are they delicious?

sterile tartan
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Yes

silent pebble
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They are

terse cargo
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let me get some of my own then

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audible crunch and ripping noises

gray peak
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Uhh

terse cargo
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you right those things are good

gray peak
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Those are bone style Cheetos

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👀

sterile tartan
terse cargo
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what are the flavors

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or is it just color?

limber fractal
civic ferry
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I spent half the afternoon rebuilding my desk setup and I'm so satisfied

terse cargo
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hey red

limber fractal
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That parrot was accidental 😆

terse cargo
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its good parrot

civic ferry
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#accidentalparrot

limber fractal
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So Zombie Skittles

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What makes them Zombie

clever vessel
mint spear
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@sterile tartan DONT FUCKIN EAT THOSE ZOMBIE SKITTLES

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WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

terse cargo
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fun fact one version of cannonballs used in naval warfare was called "redhotshot"

civic ferry
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They were made by Rob

mint spear
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I threw up

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Why did they make spicy skittles...

limber fractal
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What's Rotten Zombie taste like? Sprittt, you must tell us

terse cargo
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they are SPICY???!!?!

mint spear
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"let's make a skittle taste like rotten flesh!"
"this is genius marketing"

sterile tartan
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That tastes like a combo of the dirty socks and vomit jelly beans... The rest are good though

mint spear
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YES

hallow isle
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beef mince marinated in sour milk

mint spear
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They're spicy and vomit like

limber fractal
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Weird af

mint spear
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it's the goddamn worst

limber fractal
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Wtf

sterile tartan
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They instantly make me nauseous but the other flavors are extra tasty. I think that was on purpose so you don't give up on em

limber fractal
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So you dunno which will taste like that?

mint spear
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I threw up like a year ago when a teacher gave me one for some reasons

limber fractal
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Are you able to distinguish?

rare mauve
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@glad cypress come back

mint spear
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@sterile tartan I gave up on them immediately after I ate one and tried tasting another and it did not get the taste out and then I threw up

sterile tartan
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I dont think the color is set. Last one was purple

limber fractal
terse cargo
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sour skittles remain the best skittles

mint spear
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I cannot emphasize enough how horrid my experience with the rotten flesh skittles

silent wagon
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Are you able to distinguish?
@limber fractal
Not til you bite into one, lol

gray peak
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You wanna know one of my pet peeves?

sterile tartan
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The blueberry ones are amazing though, they're single handedly making it worth the risk

mint spear
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I'm gonna name my pet peeves

gray peak
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People thinking that meteorites have holes on them

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They don’t

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It’s literally impossible

silent wagon
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Ain't Peeves the ghost from HP

limber fractal
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ooh this is a cute ghost
Boo

sterile tartan
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Pet Peeves

limber fractal
sterile tartan
mint spear
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speaking of pet names

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Someone named a cat with three feet yardstick

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I love that name

sterile tartan
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....punny, I like it

limber fractal
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Omg pet peeves as a pet name is genius

mint spear
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In imperial 3 feet = a yard for those who are metric gang

terse cargo
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welcome back to "red tries emojis for a few days until her nitro runs out"

limber fractal
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Aren't they paws tho? ablobthinking

sterile tartan
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Shhhh

limber fractal
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3 cat paws CuddleCat

mint spear
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yeah your right let's surgically attach a foot to shoebill and name them that instead

limber fractal
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🐾

sterile tartan
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I'm pretty sure theres new emotes in that server every day...

limber fractal
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I want everything measured in paws now

mint spear
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What kinda paws

sterile tartan
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Confirmed no set color. Eugh

terse cargo
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what about time measurement

limber fractal
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Pikachu paws

mint spear
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don't tell anyone this but I only submitted to october sky for the color

limber fractal
mint spear
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that colors so pretty

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I need it

terse cargo
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well it looks like you might get it

mint spear
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huh

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oh wow

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Eh I won't get my hopes up

terse cargo
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you are currently winning iirc

mint spear
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I've been trying to use another ss but it never fit any of the themes

terse cargo
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well the one you sent seems to work well

sterile tartan
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I submitted because I was bored

terse cargo
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I am currently winning as well, but I still have a few days left before my category is closed

mint spear
limber fractal
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18 votes, Explosive's correct

terse cargo
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so someone could submit a better picture and win

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nah just 13

hallow isle
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we got up to 24 red 😦

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but it's not enough

limber fractal
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I know

mint spear
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Yeah so I hope nobody offers competition plz

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I need that color

limber fractal
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Need 35+ @hallow isle

mint spear
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I must look pretty

hallow isle
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I'll just go create some alts

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brb

limber fractal
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And town girl does currently have 18

hallow isle
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Hold up

limber fractal
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Highest

mint spear
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just call me Poly

limber fractal
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For vapor

hallow isle
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@sterile tartan there's a rule against self promotion... but is there a rule about... promotion 😄

mint spear
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vapourwave could easily get a bomb submission

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mines mediocre

sterile tartan
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Sneaky

hallow isle
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I mean, I can just stick my head into #nms and remind people there's a competition going on

rare mauve
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Big brain

hallow isle
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As long as I'm not an asshole about it right/

glad cypress
sterile tartan
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You could, I suppose. If you aren't saying "vote for me"

mint spear
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is there a rule against bribery?

glad cypress
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don’t touch that

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stinky channel

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can smell it from here

hallow isle
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I don't be, I'll just mention the competition and the channel

mint spear
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boutta become a campaign manager for my October's Sky Submission

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making propaganda already

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And false promises

rare mauve
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@mint spear donations are welcomed

mint spear
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like a true politician

terse cargo
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maybe capture some people

limber fractal
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Vote me 2020

mint spear
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there are Federal Agents outside of my home

terse cargo
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marry of your cousin to gain alliances with france

mint spear
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they won't stop me

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They cannot stop me from winning October sky

sterile tartan
hallow isle
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There we go. Let's see if that garners any interest.

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Probably end up needing 40+ though @limber fractal 😄

terse cargo
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Adam Imagine this backfires, and the other one gets even more hearts

hallow isle
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"Yeet"

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fml

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This is why I stay out of main 😄

sterile tartan
hallow isle
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Looks like you've got competition @dusty magnet

rare mauve
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I have a helmet

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It’s not down ye

mint spear
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gonb

rare mauve
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To be fair this is my first time ever attempting to make my own costume

sterile tartan
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I would be able to say sonething if I knew the end goal

mint spear
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they keep telling us we can wear costumes to work but they have to be "PG" and that we have to still wear our face masks (I work at Wal-Mart) and with the kind of work I do, I'm thinking to myself 'Why on EARTH would I attempt to wear a Halloween costume when I have one of the most physical jobs lol. I handle hundreds of cases of product a day, stocking and such. MAYBE If I were a cashier or a manager that just has to stand around and look pretty with a scanner I could do that..."

sterile tartan
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Be a pirate. Pirates wear loose fitting stuff I think

glad cypress
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gonb

mint spear
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Yes

rare mauve
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It’s going to be a space helmet

limber fractal
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Town girl now has 20 ablobwaggle

rare mauve
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Bnog

mint spear
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gonb

spare harbor
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I dont wear costumes, nor do haloween, so this is a none point for me lol

mint spear
#

I would post the image but I cant

limber fractal
verbal pelican
#

Spirit! You look awesome!

sterile tartan
#

Thank you!

mint spear
#

I am the Lowest of the low in this server

verbal pelican
#

Moar please when you can!

mint spear
#

I did it

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I have made propaganda

gray peak
#

Show us

sterile tartan
#

I have a box of costume stuff that I keep meaning to dig out but if I never do, I'll just be a wizard

verbal pelican
#

I am too self-conscious to dress up, but I love it when others do!

hallow isle
#

Being self conscious is my thing. You can't take that away from me!

mint spear
#

Double tap to edit

sterile tartan
mint spear
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vote or else

glad cypress
#

I am the Lowest of the low in this server
@mint spear dm it to me and I can post it for ya

verbal pelican
#

Woah

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That is badass, man!

gray peak
#

Where do I vote

limber fractal
#

I enjoy doing makeup the most

mint spear
#

if you do not vote for me on [topic] I will send shoebill to haunt you

limber fractal
#

I wish I had a closeup of this makeup I did once

mint spear
#

lmao. my brother was Freddy for Halloween but he cheaped out and wore a mask

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that's a great costume

sterile tartan
#

My brother was Jason, my mom and her be were the Joker and Harley, and my sisyer was a vampire fairy princess lol

gray peak
#

if you do not vote for me on [topic] I will send shoebill to haunt you
@mint spear what is [topic]

mint spear
#

@glad cypress I appreciate the offer but my spleen says no

sterile tartan
#

Bf, not be

verbal pelican
#

Spirit, who did your make up in that?

sterile tartan
#

My mom .-.

limber fractal
#

Uh oh Russians not happy with my post

gray peak
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Your mom

verbal pelican
#

Adam, I can take whatever I like. 🙂

sterile tartan
#

Although I probably could do it myself. But not in any reasonable amount of time then

gray peak
#

Uh oh Russians not happy with my post
@limber fractal what happened with it?

verbal pelican
#

Haha, Red, which one?

mint spear
#

@gray peak I am legally obligated to not tell you what topic it is

gray peak
#

Ok

limber fractal
gray peak
#

What was the picture?

hallow isle
#

stop upsetting the russians red

gray peak
#

Is it just not loading?

limber fractal
#

Russians not allowing it ablobsad

verbal pelican
#

Spirit, that is really impressive. Thanks for sharing? I’d show you my attempt at Medusa, but it’s incredibly laughable.

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😮

sterile tartan
#

I'm sure it's Cool .-.

gray peak
#

Red is it disappearing when the bar completes?

verbal pelican
#

Red.. dey found u!

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And we tried so hard!

hallow isle
#

I had a friend that went as oscar the grouch to a party. I got to expanding foam them into a dustbin

sterile tartan
#

My last couple costumes were types of witches, and Cheshire Alice

limber fractal
#

Weird. It wouldn't load before.

hallow isle
#

Because I'm an evil person I dropped "so do you think expanding foam has the power to crush someone's chest" once I'd finished.

gray peak
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Nice costume

sterile tartan
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That's super cool!

limber fractal
#

F'n Russians don't like dia de los muertos apparently.

verbal pelican
#

Soooo hotttt

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Ohmaigaaaahd!

mint spear
#

very cool!

verbal pelican
#

hyperventilates then passes out

hallow isle
#

oh no

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someone should do something about this

civic ferry
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Russians love Gadget tho

sterile tartan
#

I have a costume that I didnt do for Halloween but it's of a character I accidentally made with a wig I have

verbal pelican
#

Or just let me die.

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@limber fractal you look gorgeous there and that make up is sound af.

gray peak
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Didn’t there used to be a role play channel?

hallow isle
#

Oh right you thought I was going to... because I...

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got it

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unfortunately, current covid regulations forbid airway interventions 😛

polar grail
#

This isn't related to the current convo I just wanted to say that I really hate myself

verbal pelican
#

I wonder where this is going..

gray peak
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Now kiss

verbal pelican
#

Nah, covid

mint spear
#

I'd share my halloween costumes but I actually wish to keep my identity a bit secret

hallow isle
#

Literally forbidden

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Ofc if your heart stops, I can do something about that

gray peak
mint spear
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@hallow isle woah you have a defibrillator

hallow isle
#

I do!

mint spear
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epic

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Can I borrow it

hallow isle
#

Afraid not :x

sterile tartan
#

This isn't related to the current convo I just wanted to say that I really hate myself
@polar grail are you okay..?

mint spear
#

if you read my propaganda you would know I am legally not allowed to buy a defibrillator anymore

gray peak
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Does it seem like they are

mint spear
#

legally...

polar grail
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@sterile tartan not really

verbal pelican
#

Thank you, I think I’ll just have some water instead of getting electrocuted.

sterile tartan
#

Do you wanna talk about it? My dms are open if you need

gray peak
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Stop electrocuting people then @mint spear

hallow isle
#

If water is needed I give the fire brigade a call 🙂

spare harbor
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My friends getup

mint spear
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@gray peak haha if electrocution was the only crime it'd be easier to buy illegally

spare harbor
#

Man she puts some work into it

verbal pelican
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Mm, you’re right. Should get in touch with firefighters.

mint spear
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I wonder if you could make a defibrillator hammer

hallow isle
#

They'd probably do a better job of catching you too

glad cypress
#

hear me out: an axe with two heads

verbal pelican
#

Jahnri, really cool!

glad cypress
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one is positive

mint spear
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@hallow isle wanna build something with me

glad cypress
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the other negative

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hook that up to a capacitor

mint spear
#

defibrillator hammer.

glad cypress
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and let the sparks fly

opaque tartan
#

Only costume I will consider for Halloween is Bill Cosby

hallow isle
#

I get in trouble if I modify the kit on the response car :x

verbal pelican
#

S’okay, I don’t mind hitting the ground every now and then. I have crowdsurfed before.

hallow isle
#

Midnight!

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Time to log off

verbal pelican
#

kbai

glad cypress
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Night adamb

hallow isle
#

Not here 😛

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You're not getting rid of me that easy

mint spear
#

crows surfing's fun until they take you beneath the crowd never to be seen again

limber fractal
glad cypress
#

You can drown in crowds

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people think it’s different than water

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and forget to float on their backs

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then they die

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it’s an awful circumstance honestly

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there needs to be awareness

spare harbor
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Im a bit to big for that

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However, I have crushed some poor small people

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Lol

mint spear
#

mobs have stopped dropping tied live people into water in order to stop water pollution and have instead started using concert crowds

verbal pelican
#

@limber fractal no you have not! Excellent make-up! Down to the t-eeth.

limber fractal
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The teeth was so fun to learn about!

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I was like no f'n way!

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Just eye liner? Lol

hallow isle
#

wait the teeth is makeup

limber fractal
clever vessel
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damn red, those are intense! very cool

sterile tartan
#

I need to invest in some liquid latex or scar skin...

limber fractal
#

Thank you, Zug! I wish I was better at making the costume stuff. For me, my weakness doing is the makeup lol

clever vessel
#

👌

verbal pelican
#

Okay, now I am getting slightly miffed.

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I share all my stupid photos with you, and you have kept these gems from me!

sterile tartan
#

My sister woke me up to do make up for her fake injury spurit day at school. The teacher's husband asked the teacher if they should call cps cuz he didnt know it was fake

clever vessel
#

ha

mint spear
#

oy

sterile tartan
mint spear
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Why do they have fake injury day

sterile tartan
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Because it's fun, idk

mint spear
#

that reminds me of the time i bashed my face on the corner of my dresser when i rolled off the top bunk of my bunkbed

sterile tartan
#

Lots of schools around here do it

verbal pelican
#

That is a very realistic goose egg.

mint spear
#

had a black eye and teachers at school thought my parents beat me lmao

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bro just gives parents an excuse to give kids real injuriea for a day

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Joke

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My school doesn't even allow sunglasses

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oh geez

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Fake bloods a definite "no no" for my school

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Or fake injuries in general

sterile tartan
#

I had one at my high school and saved it for lunch break. People in my next class kept asking if I got breat up at lunch lol

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Beat, not breat

mint spear
#

How do we know you didn't just beat up your sister? @sterile tartan

sterile tartan
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Her hair is sticking to the edge of it

gray peak
#

I’m not a doctor, but your doctor is

sterile tartan
#

Bruises aren't sticky

mint spear
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that's just what a child abuser would say

hallow isle
#

they can be

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if you put pritt stick on the bruise

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or the bruise is on a child

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most kids are just inexplicably sticky

mint spear
#

plus if it's bad enough they can sometimes leak fluids

sterile tartan
#

Hmm I suppose

mint spear
#

Pus

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I'm on to you shoebill

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.>

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do I call you spirit or shoebill

sterile tartan
#

Spirit is preferred, but either is fine

mint spear
#

spirit it is

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Call me Polybius or Poly

sterile tartan
mint spear
sterile tartan
#

I'm not about to correct anyone referring to me, unless they ask like you did lol

undone moat
glad cypress
#

vibe

opaque tartan
opaque tartan
hallow isle
#

Shoes off, kit unloaded. Can't wait until I get the response car back on the road next week.

open bane
#

@clever vessel thank you for that cloud pic

mint spear
gray peak
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It’s so big of a file I can’t save it lmao

glad cypress
#

on a scale of one to ten, how big is the number 4

tulip kiln
#

12

gray peak
#

on a scale of one to ten, how big is the number 4
@glad cypress is it only 4 gigabytes?

glad cypress
#

what

safe path
#

its 7 obviously

glad cypress
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when i open the image's link it says it's 1066x677

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also when i downloaded it it was 1066x677

safe path
#

Fun fact, Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import too

gray peak
#

what
@glad cypress oh

glad cypress
#

nevermind

gray peak
#

Have of the times my stupid questions are mischievous the other half of the time I’m just being a dumbass

glad cypress
#

i pressed open original

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and uh

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sweet jesus that took a while to load

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9900x6600

gray peak
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Its high quality bread

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Really high quality bread

glad cypress
#

35mb

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holy shit

gray peak
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Download it

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And buy nitro

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So you can post it

fickle obsidian
#

35 megabread

gray peak
#

Yeah

fickle obsidian
#

in other news gah why do these apps all post the gif right away

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smh gif savers getting favors

mint spear
#

cut myself shaving for the first time

safe path
#

Ouchie

mint spear
#

Doesn't hurt but goddamn do it bleed

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like I didn't even notice it until I saw red and was like huh

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I put soap on it and it just don't hurt but it bleed

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stop bleeding stupid skin

safe path
#

Super glue it

mint spear
#

I've cut way deeper and it didn't bleed this much

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I mean I have a scar from the middle of my chest to my stomach I had from 1st grade and that didn't bleed as much as this

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low-key looks cool tho

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Heehoo blod

sterile tartan
#

Jasper lead me to the other side of the house because he wanted food in one specific room and nowhere else

glad cypress
#

ghosts

#

clearly

#

how could you be so blind

sterile tartan
#

Ghosts in the food?

glad cypress
#

in the house

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every room but that one

sterile tartan
#

Everywhere but this bathroom I guess

#

He's weird. Just likes to have stuff other places in the house sometimes

mint spear
#

Cute Catto :3

safe path
#

Kitty!

silent wagon
#

S2 of Mandalorian starts in 3 hours and 40 minutes

gray peak
#

Why watch that when you can watch robo race

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And watch all the AI cars crash

safe path
#

Yeah but Blood of Zues is on now

gray peak
#

https://youtu.be/L33uqInr2rI it literally seems like the AI just doesn’t give a shit lmao

A Roborace fez mais um teste com seu carro de inteligência artificial, desta vez em Thruxton.

Só que, diferente dos outros, esse foi um fiasco total. Assim que foi autorizado a dar a largada, depois de dar uma volta para se posicionar no grid, o Devbot 2.0 simplesmente deu um...

▶ Play video
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It just casually steers into the wall

gray peak
#

Chat dead

spare harbor
#

No, it is dormant

#

As many sleep 😛

gray peak
#

Asdf lkj

gray peak
#

Chat: yes

gray peak
#

I know how to play bingo

void plank
#

I suck at bingo

gray peak
#

Me no speaky gif

safe path
undone moat
#

🅱️uno...

safe path
gray peak
#

Where that belongs

safe path
#

just like meeeee

gray peak
#

No

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Your better than the pizza

safe path
#

damn

gray peak
#

You deserved a better fire

safe path
gray peak
#

Ban Gunter bot

safe path
#

XD

rare mauve
#

I’ve got my costume

#

Y’all want to se

gray peak
#

Yes

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What if a I post a selfie

rare mauve
#

Dew it

gray peak
#

Ok

rare mauve
#

That’s my costume btw

safe path
#

Ooh I like that

#

I literally just went as a walking ad like I said I would.

gray peak
steep pagoda
#

Nice costume @rare mauve

gray peak
#

I posted a selfie

rare mauve
#

Thank you @steep pagoda

gray peak
#

Possibly

undone moat
#

that's a very interesting face

gray peak
#

This one you can actually see me

undone moat
#

this man emerges from the void

#

to him, you are nothing

gray peak
#

Well actually you are in the void

#

And I’m peering over

undone moat
#

I've posted my face here too many times

#

ask @glad cypress

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wait FUCK it's midnight

gray peak
#

It’s 1am

fickle obsidian
#

it's a time

gray peak
#

Yeah

mint spear
#

It's 11:30

#

uwu

safe path
#

0130 here :s

#

But I have to stay up all night to fix my sleep schedule, woo..

silver mantle
#

Welcome to graveyard

primal osprey
#

Do I get paid?

silver mantle
#

Nope

#

Internship

#

You get paid in a non-guarantee that this will make you look good in the future seanbomination

wooden glacier
#

Hey everyone!

#

I need to change my pfp, but I don’t know what to

silver mantle
#

Something halloween

wooden glacier
#

I don’t personally celebrate Halloween

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want to change outta this pfp cause it just looks real childish

wooden glacier
#

...

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Tbf, this screenshot is from a rick roll video

#

My drawing skills also suck wayyy to much to make anything OC

tropic folio
#

welp

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that's one way to make me wash my bedlinens

#

stupid longhair adorable monstrosity cat decided to fire a hairball across my blanket, sheets, fitted sheet, and pillowcase

silver mantle
#

Eugh

tropic folio
#

I concur

#

as that is the exact sound I made when I stepped into my bedroom

silver mantle
#

I'm glad my cats don't like to go on my bed haha

primal osprey
#

My cat goes to his litter box to

#

do anything like that

tropic folio
#

see, if I catch her starting the act

#

I can kind of usher her to a spot that doesn't require multiple loads of laundry

#

unfortunately

#

she waited until I was at work

steep pagoda
#

Oh boy that was very much intentional

tropic folio
#

I was going to get her groomed, and then realized it's winter

#

nah she's a longhair and hairball-breakdown-catfood is expensive

#

happens about every 1.5 months like clockwork

steep pagoda
#

Ahh

tropic folio
#

definitely getting her a good grooming day in spring though

#

oh god without context, those two messages look really bad next to each other

silver mantle
#

Sorry

tropic folio
#

nah that's my bad xD

#

NO NO YOU didn't need to do that xD

silver mantle
#

Nah its fine I was interrupting anyway

tropic folio
#

it's perfectly fine, MsA, I promise c:

#

but now I'm curious what the contents of an online harassment video were to cause that kind of response

silver mantle
#

Its because this person does it for years relentlessly

#

And there's like no recourse

tropic folio
#

oof :c

silver mantle
#

Id link the video but its a downer

tropic folio
#

I mean, I can link something sort of along the same lines, but it's also SATIRE

#

god I cannot phrase things right today

silver mantle
#

Lol

tropic folio
#

it's also a video from 2006

silver mantle
#

Oh ew

tropic folio
#

yeeeeeeeeeeea

#

it's pretty much only good for the one line

#

everything else is kind of a miss

silver mantle
#

Off to control point brb

silver mantle
#

Below the waterline nyaDancing

tropic folio
#

OH BOY CONFIDENTIAL SUBMARINE THINGS

silver mantle
#

I get to be relieved by the new guy again 🙄

tropic folio
#

assert dominance and shadow him around criticizing everything he does wrong

silver mantle
#

Not really my style l, after all im a sweetheart

steep pagoda
#

Yes

tropic folio
#

I honestly don't know how to respond to that lmao

#

why am I so damn tired

steep pagoda
#

That's a good question. One that I need to answer for myself as well

silver mantle
#

Because you dont sleep?

steep pagoda
#

I do have a sneaking suspicion it has to do with staying up till 2 in the morning but you never know

silver mantle
#

See I just don't sleep at night but I get 7-8 hours a day

tropic folio
#

I mean I got home at 2:30AM

#

oh wait

#

I'm running on 3 hours of sleep

#

...fuck

steep pagoda
#

Ooh I did that earlier this week

tropic folio
#

forgot I went to bed at 9AM and woke up at 12:30PM to drive roommate to work

gaunt reef
tropic folio
#

not even remotely surprised

#

it's Breath of the Waifu

gaunt reef
#

and apparently 730k is the new limit

#

I am surprised, I knew the game was big but didnt know it was so big to beat out the other two biggest games in the market

#

wonder if Discord will get more servers to accommodate a million plus members

silver mantle
#

I did play it for a day haha

bronze acorn
silver mantle
#

Sleep is important

primal osprey
#

NO u

silver mantle
#

You're right I am pretty important

primal osprey
#

Yes, exactly.

tropic folio
#

can confirm

primal osprey
silver mantle
terse cargo
#

yes yes aethena is an important member of this discord

opaque tartan
#

Who?

gaunt reef
#

after an hour of browsing I still cant decide on a pc case to buy

#

the good ones are expensive and the affordable ones have some or the other issue

primal osprey
#

Huh

#

Just get that one

limber fractal
#

The tiny one

real tangle
#

Did someone made a book about NMS I want someone to make a real sci fi novel about nms

limber fractal
mint spear
#

@silver mantle @tropic folio magic?

silver mantle
#

I'm at work

mint spear
#

Unlucky

#

Later?

silver mantle
#

I'm free all weekend

#

Well sorta

#

Free Saturday

mint spear
#

Coooool nice nice nice

#

Toight

terse cargo
#

kai be out here, forcing people to play MTG

verbal pelican
#

@limber fractal!

terse cargo
#

@gaunt reef maybe you can narrow it down to specific manufacturers

verbal pelican
#

Afternoon

#

How goes?

terse cargo
#

yes afternoon

verbal pelican
#

Heh, how do you do, HE?

terse cargo
#

could be better

verbal pelican
#

Ohno, what has happened?

terse cargo
#

more about what will happen

verbal pelican
#

Okay, I shall rephrase.

#

What’s about to happen?

terse cargo
#

we have a family gathering this weekend

verbal pelican
#

Ooo fun :p

terse cargo
#

half the family isn't invited

verbal pelican
#

Because of covid..?

terse cargo
#

nope

gaunt reef
#

maybe you can narrow it down to specific manufacturers
I dont mind buying from any, just the problem of "ok I can buy this but there's a big flaw to this"

terse cargo
#

one of my cousins didn't want to come last minute and that made my grandfather angry, and yeah now that part of the family isn't coming

#

which sucks

gaunt reef
#

anyway I'm gonna try again after a few weeks and buy the better expensive ones

verbal pelican
#

Damn. Your grandpa sounds tough.

terse cargo
#

because that means i am the only young person there

#

like the only one

limber fractal
#

Family fun

verbal pelican
#

Hehe, well, it was going to be awkward anyway.

terse cargo
#

my sister is in Canada, my first cousin was the one that canceled and ny second cousin was uninvited because of my grandpa

verbal pelican
#

Who is the closest to your age there?

terse cargo
#

my mother is closest, she is double my age

verbal pelican
#

Tsk. Well, I suppose we will have to keep you company, or maybe take a book with you.

#

Rofl

#

I meant age wise. Who is closest to your age, homie?

opaque tartan
terse cargo
#

my mother

#

is the youngest person after me

verbal pelican
#

Cows are bloody awesome.

#

Just give them a ball.

#

Oh?

terse cargo
#

yeah

verbal pelican
#

You have my deepest sympathies.

terse cargo
#

Also Germany is going into second lock down

mint spear
#

Yep

terse cargo
#

which means, no more sport

mint spear
#

Lockdown incoming

#

And shitty rain every day

terse cargo
#

i just started getting back into it

verbal pelican
#

I come from a big family. We all grew up living on the same street kinda thing. But fortunately all@of my 20 or so cousins are close in age.

mint spear
#

It's not even rain

terse cargo
#

yeah the weather sucks too

mint spear
#

Just drips

verbal pelican
#

Eldest being 42 or smthing.

terse cargo
#

its "Niesel"

mint spear
#

Can't even feel it

#

But you still get wet

#

So dumb

limber fractal
#

Here's some soap

terse cargo
#

i had to laugh really hard this morning because the newspaper said "the autumn is shining brightly" and i looked outside and it was pouring

mint spear
#

LMAO

#

Classic

terse cargo
#

was the front page as well

mint spear
#

This city is great and all but the weather sucks ass

#

I think the temp went over 30°C twice

#

For the whole summer

limber fractal
#

🌂☔ ablobenjoyrain

terse cargo
#

hmm in north Germany it was hotter

mint spear
#

I am in the north

terse cargo
#

weird

mint spear
#

Yeah

terse cargo
#

it was pretty hot where i am

mint spear
#

It's like Hamburg is cut off from the rest

terse cargo
#

well geographically it is already

mint spear
#

True

#

Lmao

rare mauve
#

Hamburg? Hamburger?

mint spear
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The good thing is that there's a lot of parks

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i don't think those 2 are connected

rare mauve
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Dang

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I love how they connected everything

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So much nature

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ye nature is important

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I'll have to feed the ducks and geese close to my building

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don't, they will remember it

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I already did hahahhahah

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There's a mandarin duck there

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It eats from people's hands

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nice duck

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This one