#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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fiery mason
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LOL COVID movies are rolling in now

mint spear
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I don't understand how people stress eat it ain't helping me at all

limber fractal
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@verbal pelican Remind me to tell you about Dr. Bean 🀣

silver mantle
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😐

undone moat
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sorry.

mint spear
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How's it going

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I wasent doing anything
Illegal

fiery mason
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it was a matter of time before covid movies started to come

hallow isle
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Dr bean @limber fractal ?

undone moat
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man

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I kinda wish my head would just explode

mint spear
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Relatable

gray peak
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put nitroglycerin in your navΓ€ge

mint spear
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Nah

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I perfer bomb

gray peak
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bruh

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nitroglycerin is liquid bomb

mint spear
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No

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Liquid gross

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I prefer boom powder

gray peak
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mhm

mint spear
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Btw

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Is your profile pic a dog trapped in a box

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Like a dog box

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Dox

gray peak
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he is not trapped

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it is armor

mint spear
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For what

gray peak
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to wear

mint spear
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Just because?

gray peak
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yeah

mint spear
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Respect

silent wagon
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This Discord beta update is hot fuckin trash

hallow isle
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whats new?

mint spear
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U ever just wanna die but like not really

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My heart needs a break

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I can officially play Magic

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@gray peak also makes great heart medicine

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magic man

gray peak
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yeah

mint spear
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Nah, I'll pass

gray peak
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they have pills of them

undone moat
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@silent wagon you can't just say that then go silent

mint spear
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I make my own illegal substances

gray peak
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it's not an illegal substance

undone moat
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YOU'RE AN ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE

mint spear
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Yup

gray peak
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and it seriously is used as a heart medicine

mint spear
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Yup

silent wagon
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When you edit a message it doesn't automatically close the little bar anymore, you have to hit the X after you're done editing

hallow isle
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bugs

limber fractal
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Foul. I can attest to Discord making trash updates. The Stickers are hot trash.

hallow isle
limber fractal
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And yes A'am

hallow isle
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I got my D back

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did you not notice

limber fractal
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That Dr. Bean ablobnod

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Oooh you're right, I'm sorry! aPam!

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You're more like a P now right? Cuz the tongue? ablobtonguewink

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Omg Russians are back, yo!

hallow isle
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Yeah, turns out this emoji?

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Very nsfw

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need a different one

limber fractal
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Ooh really?

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Ooops!

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We done did it again. Our innocence getting the best of us.

hallow isle
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Wheres the frowny one

limber fractal
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Or dirty internet culture getting the best of us?

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One of those.

hallow isle
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More suits my personality anyway πŸ˜„

limber fractal
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True

hallow isle
limber fractal
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That's it!

hallow isle
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Don't wanna get banned from the pokimane discord after all πŸ˜„

undone moat
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ICE MAKER

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I TELL YOU NOT TO MAKE ICE

hallow isle
undone moat
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AND YET, YOU MAKE MORE ICE

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STOP

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PLEASE

mint spear
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gross

glad cypress
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Don't wanna get banned from the pokimane discord after all πŸ˜„
@hallow isle wait a damn second

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I joined it to see if you were in it

hallow isle
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XD

glad cypress
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and you weren’t

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explain

hallow isle
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Bamboozled

glad cypress
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heck

mint spear
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hmmm

hallow isle
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they wouldn't let me on marm

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cause my account is unverified

mint spear
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tuff

undone moat
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bro I'm gonna fucking drown in ice

hallow isle
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I failed the simp detector D:

mint spear
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Y u need a girl when u got a hand

hallow isle
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Careful you don't cut yourself on that edge

glad cypress
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oh no

mint spear
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edge

glad cypress
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horny was a mistake tbh

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someone needs to talk to evolution about that

undone moat
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... this conversation is the worst

mint spear
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Human was a mistake

glad cypress
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yes

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go monke

hallow isle
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you practicing your singing cman?

undone moat
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you fuckin know it bro

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I'm psyched

hallow isle
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How do you feel about metal?

undone moat
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my throat will die

mint spear
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Metal illnesses?

hallow isle
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Maybe as the last song then.

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Is someone actually collating a playlist?

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I want 'forgot about DRE' on it

mint spear
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hol up

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how about dat, u changed your profile pic

hallow isle
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Clean version of course, ain't no one wanting the N bomb dropped in VC

undone moat
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inb4 I end up saying it anyway

mint spear
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Beep

undone moat
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though hold up

mint spear
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Boop

undone moat
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are you seriously expecting CP2077 to be delayed again?

hallow isle
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I am.

undone moat
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you think so?

glad cypress
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I can’t wait for it to flop.

hallow isle
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I do

undone moat
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I have my doubts, considering the game is content complete

hallow isle
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they're having QA problems though

undone moat
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oh?

hallow isle
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That's not something with a defined end date

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I think they'll delay again

limber fractal
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They're ready for PC. Issues on consoles.

hallow isle
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Issues on consoles likely means issues on low end PC

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they're targetting new platforms too, which will have bugs of their own

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their devs are burned out at this point

limber fractal
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Sadly devs are getting death threats.

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F'n hate self entitled troll culture.

limber fractal
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"The game is ready for the PC and runs great on the next-gen consoles, and could be shipped on the scheduled date on those platforms. However, even though the game has been certified on the current gens by both Sony and Microsoft, some very final optimization processes for such a massive and complex game require a bit of additional time."

verbal pelican
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β€˜a bit’ mmhm

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What did you want to tell me about Mr. Bean, Red?

limber fractal
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Oooh soooo...

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What series was that actor in?

verbal pelican
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Sir Rowan?

hallow isle
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rowan atkinson is in everything

limber fractal
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Where he's like a king

hallow isle
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blackadder

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?

verbal pelican
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Blackadder?

limber fractal
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Yessss

verbal pelican
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Hehe what about it?

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dun b dissin pls

hallow isle
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Yes, blackadder is good, don't be dissin

limber fractal
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When I went to refer to that show. I said the guy who's in Dr. Bean.

tropic folio
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wait, PCman does singing things

undone moat
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@glad cypress I don't want to see it flop necessarily, but I'd argue that CP2077 has even more hype than NMS did at launch - enough to potentially shake things up a bit regardless of whether it's good or not. I want to see that.

tropic folio
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WAIT AETHENA SEALED A PACT!?!

limber fractal
undone moat
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HEUH

verbal pelican
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This should be good.

tropic folio
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THAT'S MY HECKIN' JOB OH LORD SHE COMIN' FOR MY TITLE OF BADMIN

hallow isle
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You'd better just promote her to full admin and get it over with tbqh

verbal pelican
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Red, hehe that would actually be a great show. Him as a silent doctor!

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Actually the more I think about it the better it gets.

limber fractal
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Athena for president 2020 ablobwaggle

tropic folio
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also my votes for karaoke are Infant Annihilator's "Blasphemian" or, since PCman can't do real music, I will also accept Northlane's "Solar" or "Heartmachine"; ALTERNATIVELY Alice Francis' "Gangsterlove" would also suffice

limber fractal
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My leg hurts @verbal pelican ablobsad

undone moat
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exCUSE me

tropic folio
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c:

limber fractal
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Russians are back btw.

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Gave myself B12 shots.

undone moat
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ANYWAYS, back to what I was typing

limber fractal
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Left thigh very unhappy about it today.

tropic folio
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c:

limber fractal
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I concur about CP. PC.

limber fractal
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I want them to succeed tbh. Regardless of the hype.

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Because I see devs like HG too, as hard working badass people.

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They mean well. They're artists. They're engineers.

verbal pelican
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@limber fractal why don’t you use SQ instead of going through muscle tissue?

limber fractal
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They're passionate about their work.

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SQ?

undone moat
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I'm theorizing that if CP2077 is good the game will be praised and we'll see a huge influx of cyberpunk themed titles trying to ride the hype train, but if it fails, I'm not even sure what would even happen

limber fractal
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Patches you mean?

verbal pelican
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Nah, shorter needles

limber fractal
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They are short.

verbal pelican
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Don’t need to penetrate muscle

undone moat
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hopefully industry changes

tropic folio
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OH WAIT I CAN REQUEST OTHER THINGS FOR KARAOKE BESIDES METAL

limber fractal
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The ones used for insulin.

tropic folio
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well now I have to edit my personal request pin

undone moat
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I'm hoping the recent events with CDPR will do that regardless...

tropic folio
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have fun listening to those PCman c:

undone moat
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nah I'm going in blind

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gonna fuckin

tropic folio
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I would

verbal pelican
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Nah, you can get them for B12 as well afaik. Instead of intramuscular, it’s subcutaneous.

tropic folio
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highly

undone moat
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wreck your music

tropic folio
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suggest you listen to the last three

limber fractal
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Donna, I'm using short needles.

tropic folio
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Infant Annihilator I will always request, as a joke

hallow isle
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going in blind is all fun and games until someone sneaks in Wu Tang

verbal pelican
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Will you be taking requests, PCman?

tropic folio
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but those last three are pretty great tracks

limber fractal
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The ones for insulin.

undone moat
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I have to be

limber fractal
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Wu Tang ablobwaggle

undone moat
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this is my punishment, after all

verbal pelican
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Red, hm ok.

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Mm interesting

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I want Barbie Girl - Aqua

hallow isle
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YES

limber fractal
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It's just not gonna happen hough.

undone moat
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I'm gonna warn you all I'm gonna butcher all of these songs not because I can't sing but because I have NO IDEA what these songs are/how they go

limber fractal
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Barbie Girl, I support.

verbal pelican
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Butcher away. Imma get me some choco covered πŸ₯¨

limber fractal
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Omg

verbal pelican
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Hahaha

limber fractal
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Choco covered pretz

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Ahhhhh

hallow isle
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Yes please @verbal pelican πŸ™‚

limber fractal
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I'm gonna have a heart attack

hallow isle
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While you're up

limber fractal
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I want

verbal pelican
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_>

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Shall I also get you guys tea?

hallow isle
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coffee too?

verbal pelican
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Not like I had work all day or anything.

hallow isle
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I had to work too

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In my home office

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And/or bed

verbal pelican
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I am not going to dignify that with a response.

limber fractal
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I'm not gonna be demanding

hallow isle
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πŸ˜„

limber fractal
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Choc pretz makes me happy

tropic folio
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UGH well if I have to request modern karaoke hits

limber fractal
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Ok. Maybe a massage would be nice.

verbal pelican
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Red, you are never demanding. πŸ™‚

tropic folio
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I GUESS I'll pick Deftones - Change in the House of Flies

verbal pelican
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Some people should learn from you..

hallow isle
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Ok, I'll collate these

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Everyone gets one suggestion

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If we get too many, I'll draw lots or something

limber fractal
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Suggestion for a song?

verbal pelican
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Noooo. I also wanted some Venga Boiz

undone moat
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are we gonna get like a ballot going or something

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like a wheel spin

hallow isle
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If we get enough suggestions I'll do it randomly

tribal harness
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OW

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THAT HURT

tropic folio
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wait fuck collating it

tribal harness
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It was raining today

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I was getting off the bus

tropic folio
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my request is fill the entire timeslot with Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

tribal harness
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I slipped

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And feel down all 3 stairs

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Onto the ground

tropic folio
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oof

tribal harness
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Btw, it hurts!

hallow isle
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@verbal pelican just need to convince someone else to suggest venga boyz

undone moat
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butt bruises.

limber fractal
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Easy.

tropic folio
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Northlane - Heartmachine

gray peak
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I'm gonna warn you all I'm gonna butcher all of these songs not because I can't sing but because I have NO IDEA what these songs are/how they go
@undone moat you gotta know how never gonna give you up goes

hallow isle
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You want to swap?

tropic folio
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I'm an admin

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I demand two

hallow isle
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Good Point well made

tropic folio
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c:

undone moat
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Dr Dre Feat. Eminem - Forgot about Dre (AdamB)

tropic folio
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but I won't flex harder than that

undone moat
hallow isle
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Aqua - Barbie Girl (Donna)
Deftones - Change in the House of Flies (Fluffy)
Dr Dre Feat. Eminem - Forgot about Dre (AdamB)
Northlane - Heartmachine (Fluffy abusing admin powers)
O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei (RedHotTrouble)

tropic folio
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I love that call out xD

hallow isle
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πŸ˜„

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@undone moat if you google, it's a song that works amazingly well if sung right. If not... it's super cringe

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Especially Eminem's lines

undone moat
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nah I'm just terrible with following Eminem's music

jaunty copper
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i am back homez

undone moat
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I can try but it might just turn into modern rap

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aka

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mumbling

tribal harness
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Fun fact

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Snoop dogg has a fridge that looks like an xbox series x

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From microsoft

rare mauve
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Dang

limber fractal
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That's hilarious.

tribal harness
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Oh ye

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Fun story

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So

gray peak
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I want one

tribal harness
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My dad works at pepsi

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And

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Mtn dew was having a competition

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For gaming stuff

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And he brought home 258 caps one day

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Guess who won a $250 gaming headset

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Not really won

gray peak
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can you ask him to rename that flavor of mtn dew they did a poll to get the name for to the poll winner?

tribal harness
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More like bought with points

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Lol

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Idk

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He works at a franchise

gray peak
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do you know what name won

tribal harness
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Na

jaunty copper
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ass moncher

gray peak
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nope

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the name that won was, "{very bad man} did nothing wrong"

jaunty copper
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jeebus

gray peak
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and unsurprisingly 4chan used bots to make it win

jaunty copper
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btw in case none o' y'all got this:

mountain | dew
  sierra | mist

yw

gray peak
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mountian sierra dew mist

jaunty copper
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du michst

gray peak
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I can speak german too

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deine mutter ist homosexuell

jaunty copper
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clearly empirically incorrect

gray peak
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can you ask him to rename that flavor of mtn dew they did a poll to get the name for to the poll winner?
@gray peak and in case you are wondering this was joke, I do not want that name for the mountain dew flavor

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clearly empirically incorrect
as you can see my german is very good

jaunty copper
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das boot

mint spear
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bass doot

gray peak
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thas cap

mint spear
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Cas thap

gray peak
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was asdf sdfg

spare harbor
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I just had to move a 100x600 sheet of plastic, in one piece

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3 more to go

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My back hates me....

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I am however immensely impressed with the quality of it. The guys who left it with the greenhouse scrap must have spent hundreds of dollars for one sheet.

gray peak
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hm

spare harbor
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Also the literal fuck, the lead for Cyberpunk apologized for saying the grind wasnt that bad

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Then has the balls to say, IM SORRY!

gray peak
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the grind for what

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the devs?

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to make the game?

spare harbor
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yeah, he basically said, the hours werent that bad.

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Then he realized ... oh man, my share holders are going to fuck me over

mint spear
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hahaha

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I feel bad for the devs

spare harbor
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I dont

mint spear
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how

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their hours are horrid

spare harbor
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Ive been in those situations. In that field. If you get into that field, it will happen. Even if they change policies. Shareholders will insure of that

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These are publically held companies

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HOWEVER

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I hate they have to have a boss that demeans them

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Utter horse poo

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ANYWHO! BACK TO WORK I GO!

verbal pelican
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Hai Jahnri

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@hallow isle you got something wrong. Adamb suggested Venga Boiz because he was thoroughly convinced.

hallow isle
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I did a what now

open bane
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"it will happen" doesn't mean it's ok lol

terse cargo
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welp guess i ain't going to sport in the near future

verbal pelican
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Adam, nothing πŸ˜”

open bane
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I don't feel as bad for them as I do for people that work in a lower paid field like the medical field but 100 hour weeks aren't cool regardless.

hallow isle
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I mean it sounds like you're trying to get me to confess to crimes

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Which if I were going to slip a song into the playlist, I'd never admit to in public

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And if I were going to do that I'd need to have been told which of their fantastic songs should be slipped in

verbal pelican
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Wow, discord crashed for the second time today. Hm.

gray peak
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my discord crashes a lot

hallow isle
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update needed?

gray peak
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covid zombie!

verbal pelican
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Idk, thought it automatically updates..

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Anders, come let me give you a hug!

gray peak
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don't fall for it

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don't let her hug you

hallow isle
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I think I got the message @verbal pelican ... πŸ™‚

verbal pelican
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Yeah, let her continue to wfm.

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Wait, hahah

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Never mind. Smh

undone moat
hallow isle
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Right, time to save some lives

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no response car today, 😦

verbal pelican
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You are the first responder on a bicycle?

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Tsk, NHS

hallow isle
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my own car

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I'd fall off a bike, bag weighs like, 15kg

verbal pelican
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Yikes. Want me to carry it for you?

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:x

hallow isle
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its ok, my dainty little arms can usually manage it πŸ™‚

verbal pelican
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Stay safe. Hope it goes smoothly. πŸ™‚

hallow isle
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I'm not joking about the dainty btw, I wear the kids/womens size of apple watch strap

jaunty copper
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whoa

open bane
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t h i n

verbal pelican
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Your wrist was wider than the cucumber.. not too shabby.

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And that sounds extremely inappropriate w/o context or backstory. But I am too tired.

hallow isle
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πŸ˜„

jaunty copper
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snug measure puts my wrist at 18,5cm...not terribly beefy

hallow isle
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@verbal pelican did you hear about the person that was run over by a bike?

verbal pelican
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You might have to take that ring off once in a while tho, smooshie; i am worried about your blood circulation.

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@hallow isle hehe no?

hallow isle
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He was two tyred too.

jaunty copper
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oh yeah heh

verbal pelican
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Heheh you.

open bane
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@jaunty copper i rly hope that's circumference lmao

jaunty copper
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tis

gray peak
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for me its not

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it's the width

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maybe even less

hallow isle
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Girthy

verbal pelican
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Out.

jaunty copper
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le girt

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wrist width/widest diameter is 6,5cm

gray peak
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wait

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I have the stupid

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the big stupid

verbal pelican
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Diameter, halfing

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Not radius

gray peak
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for some reason I thought it being the radius would mean it would be smaller not enormous

open bane
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mine is 400cm

jaunty copper
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impressive

open bane
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i am monster

verbal pelican
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k should make dinner

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u big man wid big brainz

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Like a thousand walnuts glued together

open bane
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big man microscopic brain

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ooga booga

verbal pelican
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Teeeeenie tiiiiinie

open bane
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smol

gray peak
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me am small man with small brain

hallow isle
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If you're measuring the wrist you can't just use the radius

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you need the ulna too

jaunty copper
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πŸ₯

hallow isle
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... I'll see myself out

jaunty copper
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he'll be here all week ladies and gents

hallow isle
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Private shows available for a reasonable fee.

gray peak
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my brain knows all the shortcuts, and the shortcuts are skipping half of the calculations

open bane
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my brain actually is very efficiently wired

mint spear
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I have small wrists

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And arms

gray peak
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same

verbal pelican
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I’m poor. Guess I can’t afford it.

open bane
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most people have many long paths and connections that help them solve complex problems

verbal pelican
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goes back to where she belongs

hallow isle
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You've already had three this week Donna πŸ˜›

open bane
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my brain takes shortcuts, all roads lead to drooling and staring at the wall waiting for it to respond

verbal pelican
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You’re counting? Wow.

gray peak
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your brain is a ballistics computer whether you like it or not

mint spear
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I have eaten 3 packets of those cookies with the wacky frosting and sprinkles

open bane
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that's wacky

undone moat
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im doing 4 billion calculations a second and they're all wrong

open bane
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me @ work

hallow isle
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I just have a good memory for things. πŸ™‚

mint spear
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I don't have a halloween costume this year because what's the point

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no stores selling shit and I've been busy

gray peak
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be a surgeon

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wear a mask

open bane
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i was gonna be bob from bob's burgers cause it's pretty easy

gray peak
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your costume will be, "me with a mask"

open bane
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all i'd need is the apron and some black shoes

mint spear
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I think the Waldo costume from last year is somewhere

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if we have to debate if it's Waldo or Wally I have evidence it's Waldo

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OΓΉ est Charlie? Is straight wrong tho

open bane
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if you're talking about where's waldo it's def waldo

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zug

gray peak
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zug

clever vessel
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I REALLY FUCKING WANT TO PUNCH ALL THE CLOUDS INTO SPACE

open bane
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do it

clever vessel
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ugggghh but

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my arms

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they are not long enough

gray peak
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they will turn to ice cloud!!11111!!!

open bane
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i will help you enlengthen them

gray peak
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unless it is daytime

mint spear
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@open bane it has to Waldo or else Odlaw doesn't make any sense

clever vessel
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pls

undone moat
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for a minute I thought someone had access to my discord account computerface

gray peak
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they will not be ice if it is daytime

clever vessel
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i do

open bane
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massage them until soft and pliable like taffy

mint spear
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we do but we keep it secret

clever vessel
#

good idae zoid

open bane
#

@undone moat someone does

#

it's me

gray peak
#

for a minute I thought someone had access to my discord account computerface
@undone moat why's that

open bane
#

and ok zug i am on my way to do that for you

#

hope you prepared the oils

mint spear
#

We all have access to computers account

clever vessel
#

thank you

#

no, but i will now

open bane
#

good

#

the oils help the process

mint spear
#

There is no actual person typing for computer it's a bunch of people pretending to be an individual

gray peak
#

We all have access to computers account
@mint spear yeah because we are all hex's alt

#

including pcman

mint spear
#

Every user procedural.

gray peak
#

so if we are all one person, that means we all are the person who is using pcmans account

shrewd rapids
#

Peepee

mint spear
#

Every profile picture procedural

shrewd rapids
#

Huh

gray peak
#

every channel procedural

mint spear
#

This entire server is procedural

#

Nothing is real

undone moat
#

eveery computerman procekduashfrpksdjgf

#

asasasasasasasasasasasasasasasas

shrewd rapids
#

What's a procedural

mint spear
#

Every message procedural

undone moat
#

sorry

gray peak
#

eveery computerman procekduashfrpksdjgf
@undone moat that is the glitch in the atlas right there

mint spear
#

The servers gone self aware

shrewd rapids
#

The server is us

#

Lol

jaunty copper
#

this is us

mint spear
#

you are procedural

shrewd rapids
#

Without us, the server won't even be alive

open bane
#

smoush

jaunty copper
shrewd rapids
#

That was fast

undone moat
#

your MOM is procedural

gray peak
#

every message procedural

shrewd rapids
#

Ha

#

He said the funnies

#

Computerman had that jokes application installed

open bane
#

version 0.1

shrewd rapids
#

Oof

gray peak
#

if you think about it, everything you say is in fact procedural because it is based on everything you have seen, heard, or what your ancestors did that caused the instincts you have

open bane
#

so if i were to say something like

#

suck the fart out of my pants

#

that would be science?

gray peak
#

and nothing you can say or do is random

#

it has an influence

shrewd rapids
#

Peepee

mint spear
#

I mean

#

Some things as we know are truly random

shrewd rapids
#

The earth is round

verbal pelican
#

@hallow isle hm, wonder how many has been allocated to me.

gray peak
#

any "random" thing you say? Guess what, that thing you said was already said by other people and created by other people

shrewd rapids
#

Somedays I wonder how people are gonna survive in mars

gray peak
#

Some things as we know are truly random
@mint spear none of humans actions are random

shrewd rapids
#

And if mars is gonna have internet

mint spear
#

the outcome can be

hallow isle
#

@verbal pelican season ticket tbh

gray peak
#

but that isn't the action

shrewd rapids
#

The mars civilization can send memes

undone moat
#

Edenborough

#

more like

#

Edenbruh

mint spear
#

@gray peak the outcome can influence future actions

#

This is a philosophy debate I do not wish to get into

gray peak
#

The mars civilization can send memes
@shrewd rapids yes they can it just takes 30 minutes for the signal to travel

mint spear
#

Also I am referring to the wacky realm of some strange Theoretical Physics that I don't even fully understand yet

shrewd rapids
#

"Imagine living on a planet with over 90% water"

"This was made by the red planet gang"

mint spear
#

I live on the planet michigan

gray peak
#

@gray peak the outcome can influence future actions
@mint spear which means those actions are not random as they were influenced by something

open bane
verbal pelican
#

@hallow isle is that right. Mm, I have to make sure to turn alerts on so I get notified when the next ones are out.

#

Thought you were heading out?

mint spear
#

one random variable can make everything funky @gray peak

shrewd rapids
#

30 minutes isn't much to be honest

hallow isle
#

Signed on, no job yet

shrewd rapids
#

It's faster then my wifi

hallow isle
#

cooking dinner

shrewd rapids
#

Pear

verbal pelican
#

Me too. Ghoulash.

hallow isle
#

nom

#

leftovers for me πŸ™‚

shrewd rapids
#

Pluto is a thicc looking ball of vallina candy

verbal pelican
#

Yummy leftover then.

shrewd rapids
#

A very old vallina candy

open bane
#

you spelled vanilla wrong twice and it hurts my head

mint spear
#

We are a flesh robot made up of tinier flesh robot hivemind working together

shrewd rapids
#

No I meant to say vegeta

open bane
#

vegeta candy

shrewd rapids
mint spear
#

METAL CHAIR NARROWLY MISSED MY KNEE. Oh god I saw my life flash before my eyes

gray peak
#

also take into consideration to be able to see that your message has gone through you need to get a message from the whatever you sent it to, so you may have sent it but it will only show on your screen it has been sent 30 minutes after the receiver's device has sent a ping responding to it

shrewd rapids
#

Ew a narrow chair

gray peak
#

?

shrewd rapids
#

Flat chairs are best

gray peak
#

it's a metal chair

shrewd rapids
#

Oh

mint spear
#

narrowly missed my knee

#

My knee is my achilles heel

shrewd rapids
#

Imagine getting your knee rekt by a metal chair

open bane
#

@gray peak there's a distinction between sent and received though

mint spear
#

a tiny knick and I literally am unable to move it sometimes

#

Idk why

open bane
#

you can definitely tell when you've transmitted a message, whether or not it's reached the recipient is a different step

mint spear
#

Like it overloads my nerves and it feels like agressive TV static

shrewd rapids
#

You see, your knee is what supports both your bottom and top half of your leg

gray peak
#

@gray peak there's a distinction between sent and received though
@open bane I know, on your screen you will only see the icon for received 60 minutes after you sent it from mars

#

I probably explained it poorly

mint spear
#

Living in a lonely world

shrewd rapids
#

Without it, your leg would decide to look the opposite way

open bane
#

oh i mean yeah, just didn't know what it was in response to lol

mint spear
#

She took the midnight train going anywhere

shrewd rapids
#

And your legs would turn to something that a puppet would have

#

Puppet legs

#

Just thinking of loosing my kneecaps just brings me chills

open bane
#

imagine if you had interchangeable kneecaps

#

customizable

shrewd rapids
#

Imagine if you can chose the "none" option

mint spear
#

Every Kneecap Procedural

open bane
#

i want to know what a kneecap that gives a charisma bonus looks like

shrewd rapids
#

I just dug my nose and now my nose is bleeding

jaunty copper
#

every ACL procedural

mint spear
#

I want to have cybernetic enhancements once that's advanced as hell

shrewd rapids
#

I would like to see a empire in nms

jaunty copper
#

then buy ED?

shrewd rapids
#

ED?

hallow isle
#

If you had no knees you could scratch your nose while your hands were full. Think about that.

shrewd rapids
#

The orange soft apple has a pretty good point

mint spear
#

I searched ed and it was all erectile dysfunction

open bane
#

I want to have kneecaps with a little port on them that can deploy a second lower leg for when my feet hurt

mint spear
#

I will not be buying erectile dysfunction

shrewd rapids
#

Oof

#

Second lower leg

open bane
#

let me draw a picture

hallow isle
#

It's funny you should mention detachable limbs

shrewd rapids
#

Ok I do

#

I'm actually curious

hallow isle
#

a woman had her leg taken off and sent for maintenance this week

shrewd rapids
#

Oof

hallow isle
#

then returned and reinstalled

shrewd rapids
#

Gosh would be cool having robot legs

#

No need to worry about stubbing your toe

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Or stepping on legos

hallow isle
open bane
shrewd rapids
#

That's

#

Wont it be wierd to have back legs

open bane
#

tehy aren't back legs i can retract the robotic ones

shrewd rapids
#

I see

mint spear
#

I remember playing as an automaton my first time playing dnd and I had detachable limbs so I escaped prison by using the limb attached to the shackle as a weapon

hallow isle
#

If robozoid wore trousers would he wear them like this or like this.

shrewd rapids
#

But that will destroy your kneecaps

open bane
#

they are strong in this scenario

shrewd rapids
#

...

open bane
#

the new kneecaps are resilient

#

completely robotic

mint spear
#

You all forget this

shrewd rapids
#

I mean you can just get robot legs

#

In general

mint spear
#

If robot cybernetics become widespread people will get cosmetic cybernetically yes?

open bane
#

pretty dumb idea

#

then you only have one set of legs

mint spear
#

I raise to you this

shrewd rapids
mint spear
#

Robotic Furries

open bane
#

any other design ideas i can draw

shrewd rapids
#

But what if you had 2 pairs of robot legs

open bane
#

i am bored

mint spear
#

@open bane robotic furry

open bane
#

hmm ok

#

ill try

shrewd rapids
#

What's wrong being a furry

mint spear
#

nothing

jaunty copper
#

cyberfurnk 2055

open bane
shrewd rapids
#

That was fast

open bane
#

ok actually gonna try tho

mint spear
#

just you know people will use cybernetics to make some Fursuits

shrewd rapids
#

Ye

mint spear
#

functioning attack tails or some shit

shrewd rapids
#

Well same with people who would make robot suits made to murder people

hallow isle
#

What if 2077 is the launch date for cyberpunk HyperThonkSpin @limber fractal

shrewd rapids
#

And that k stuff is inevitable

#

Humanity is always progressing

#

Through anything

#

The best thing about having robot legs is that

#

You will look cool

mint spear
#

fuck robot legs im gonna use cybernetics to become shorter

#

The year is 2089. The first catboy and catgirl pair has been successfully bred healthily. They will soon become apex predators due to catlike predatory features and Intelligence.

open bane
#

@mint spear im done

mint spear
#

rump hatch

#

Scalp Hatch

open bane
#

for tail yes

#

for ears yes

mint spear
#

they can turn the furry on and off

#

How

open bane
#

button on claw

mint spear
#

robot werewolf

#

Full moon they become furry

open bane
#

yah or whatever other type you might want

mint spear
#

lol

open bane
mint spear
#

Your handwriting is mad neat.

#

NP

open bane
#

im surprised you think that

#

but thank u

#

any design ideas i can make bluieprints for

#

ok one sec

mint spear
#

@mint spear nothing wrong with Furries

#

people do whatever the hell their allowed to do

gray peak
#

you will offend natani

mint spear
#

just gets a bit funky when u bring that in public and act stranger as if it's a sexual thing and it's kinda Universally agreed that's not something anyone should do and that gives a bad stereotype to people who just want an animal persona

#

Vocal minority kinda thing

#

just saying trying to say "all furries deserve to die" and all that stuff isn't cool

#

Even still

#

Jokes can carry meaning behind them

#

Low-key craving enchiladas

open bane
mint spear
#

No

open bane
#

don't be so harsh they are living in a lonely world

#

any other requests

#

i have 5 more minutes of work to not do

mint spear
#

I hope that saw is powered by friction energy.

open bane
#

yeah you charge it in the bedroom

mint spear
#

I'm gonna head out

open bane
#

any ideas hex

#

later!

mint spear
open bane
#

is that a possum gettin clean 😎

#

i approve

gray peak
#

....

open bane
#

they're pretty chill i think actually

open bane
#

like very friendly

#

they don't want to die they just pretend to out of necessity

#

i mean maybe some are having a rough time

gray peak
#

it is a documented behavior

open bane
#

poor little pals

gray peak
#

of possums to fake death

sterile tartan
#

Possums are chill
Also
Anders
Watch your jokes. Especially since newer users aren't accustomed to your bs

mint spear
#

I do the same thing when people start showing interest in me.

#

Play dead.

open bane
#

wonder if any of them are accustomed to playing successful

gray peak
#

I am officially dath

open bane
#

dath vada

gray peak
#

RIP me 2020

#

is there lag again

mint spear
#

Discord is being wild for me right now.

open bane
#

it's ok for me

gray peak
#

hmm

#

looks like it's a little slow

#

no

sterile tartan
#

For real?

mint spear
#

πŸ˜”

gray peak
#

bruh no

undone moat
#

s

sterile tartan
#

I was gonna ask him to of you're actually serious

undone moat
#

\

#

fuckm

open bane
#

i would love to see hex ban milk tbh

sterile tartan
#

I've been awake for like ten minutes btw

mint spear
#

🀩

gray peak
#

on your way out break all the rules

open bane
#

0

#

-1

#

-2

gray peak
#

-3

open bane
#

-1

mint spear
#

Awwwww

open bane
#

on the count of negative 2

mint spear
#

😭

open bane
#

150

#

149

#

skip some

#

-2

mint spear
#

Fucking.

open bane
#

so close

mint spear
#

Can I ban halfyerts instead?

gray peak
#

anders will forget about this server

#

Can I ban halfyerts instead?
@mint spear NO

mint spear
#

Ok πŸ˜”

open bane
#

who is halfyerts

gray peak
#

don't speak of the y guy

open bane
#

i know who yerts is

gray peak
#

I'm not

limber fractal
#

@mint spear Wait

sterile tartan
#

Anders

#

Milk

limber fractal
#

Day # ....

open bane
#

yeah you speak like a normal person so you can't be yerts

sterile tartan
#

Milkders

open bane
#

too late

sterile tartan
#

Lol

mint spear
#

do you guys have any easy recipes

limber fractal
#

What day is it?

mint spear
#

Thursday

sterile tartan
#

Pancakes are easy to make

limber fractal
#

Did you do it?

gray peak
#

do you guys have any easy recipes
@mint spear were in the middle of a sad moment

limber fractal
#

I did it

open bane
#

@mint spear depends on the ingredients you have

mint spear
#

i have uh

#

nothing

open bane
#

rice is always pretty easy, with a protein

gray peak
#

Goodbye anders

open bane
#

oh do you have bread

limber fractal
#

So mission accomplished?

open bane
#

if you have bread and butter make a toast sandwich

gray peak
open bane
#

one piece of toast buttered on both sides in between two pieces of bread

mint spear
#

I ain't even got bread

open bane
#

why you out here asking for recipes

mint spear
#

I have an old instant macaroni and possibly salt

#

I'm gonna buy stuff

open bane
#

oh okay

mint spear
#

I need to know what to buy

gray peak
#

send pictures of your fridge and cabinets

#

and freezer

mint spear
#

fridge is broken

open bane
#

get your credit card in there too just in case

mint spear
#

need to repair

gray peak
#

we will make an evaluation

#

need to repair
@mint spear F

#

nothing in it?

#

no milk?

mint spear
#

I mean

gray peak
#

no butter even?

open bane
#

a really easy dish is just rice with chicken and veggies

mint spear
#

I sure as hell hope nothing's in there anymore

open bane
#

get some frozen broccoli and boil it for like 10 mins

gray peak
#

how long has it been broken

mint spear
#

Week

#

S

#

Weeks

open bane
#

cook some chicken with salt and pepper in olive oil until it's done

mint spear
#

Covid makes repairman seem sketchb

gray peak
#

is the freezer is working?

undone moat
#

geg

mint spear
#

nope lol

#

I bought a cooler

open bane
#

cut up chicken beforehand and mix into rice if u want

gray peak
#

whats in the cooler

mint spear
#

Kool-Aid

gray peak
#

thats it?

open bane
#

add flavors like poop or kool aid powder

mint spear
#

probably

gray peak
#

F

#

do you have canned milk?

mint spear
#

what the fuck

#

Canned milk?

gray peak
#

yeah it's milk for cooking

mint spear
#

imma cook ramen or something

#

Or rice

#

Rice is smart

gray peak
#

and it doesn't need refrigeration

mint spear
#

Rice was good suggestion

sterile tartan
#

Condensed milk zoid

gray peak
#

yeah i would make rice

mint spear
#

Who's there?

#

Joe who?

gray peak
#

Joe or JOE may refer to:

== Arts ==

=== Film and television === Joe (1970 film), starring Peter Boyle Joe (2013 film), starring Nicolas Cage Joe (TV series), a British TV series airing from 1966 to 1971 Joe, a 2002 Canadian animated short about Joe Fortes Banana Joe, a character in Cartoon Network's series The Amazing World of Gumball

=== Music and radio === Joe (singer) (born 1973 as Joe Lewis Thomas), American singer, songwriter and record producer "Joe" (Inspiral Carpets song) "Joe" (Red Hot Chili Peppers song) "Joe", a song by The Cranberries on their album To the Faithful Departed "Joe", a song by PJ Harvey on her album Dry Joe FM (disambiguation), any of several radio stations

== Computing == Joe's Own Editor, a text editor for Unix systems Joe, an object-oriented Java computing framework based on Sun's Distributed Objects Everywhere project

== Media == Joe (website), a news website for the UK and Ireland Joe (magazine), a defunct periodical developed originally for Kenyan youth

== Places == Joe, North Carolina, United States, a town JΓ΅e, Saaremaa Parish, Estonia, a village Kaarma-JΓ΅e, Estonia, a village Joe Island, Victoria, Australia Joe Island (Greenland)

== People == Joe (given name), a given name (including a list of people and fictional characters with the name) Isaiah Joe (born 1999), American basketball player

== Other uses == Jōe, a garment worn in Japanese religious ceremonies Joe (drink), slang for coffee Joe, a currency, see banknotes of Demerary and Essequibo Joensuu Airport, Liperi, Finland, by IATA airport code

== See also == Joe 1, American codename for the first Soviet nuclear weapon test Joe 4, American codename for the first Soviet test of a thermonuclear weapon All pages with titles beginning with Joe All pages with titles containing Joe Joes (disambiguation) Joey (disambiguation) Jo (disambiguation)

More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe

Joe

Joe or JOE may refer to:

mint spear
gray peak
#

there is a lot of Joes

limber fractal
#

Anders

sterile tartan
#

Lol

limber fractal
#

What are you talking about

mint spear
#

Off topic chat here is wacky

#

.ban 399747942996508674 sorry it was my friend using my phone

wraith roostBOT
#
⛔️ User Banned
Username

Anders#1075

ID

399747942996508674

open bane
#

wow

undone moat
#

wait

open bane
#

crazy how that happens to some

undone moat
#

oh

gray peak
mint spear
#

me next!

sterile tartan
#

Had to toss in that throwback huj

limber fractal
#

Hex?

sterile tartan
#

Huh

mint spear
#

Spoke in DM. He's very serious.

#

πŸ˜•

undone moat
#

is... is that it then?

open bane
#

yeah rly got me with that callback

mint spear
#

Some ppl need to take distances from social media I get that

open bane
#

either gonna come back in a week or wants to focus on school, both are valid

mint spear
#

I am great at balancing irl and internet stuff

#

I lean towards more irl stuff tho

limber fractal
#

Hex

sterile tartan
#

I gotta... Read

gray peak
#

why does it delete all your messages after you are banned

mint spear
#

Pushes to get your life in focus are goos

#

Yeah you should have probably softbanned

#

Not the hard ban that deletes all messages

#

Or the last 24 hours of messages

open bane
#

not a big deal tbh

sterile tartan
#

Yeah

open bane
#

not like there's anything very precious being said in discord channels lol

gray peak
#

this is so sad

#

alexa play despacito

limber fractal
#

Interesting opinion Zoid.

gray peak
#

then there are ones who try to be serious in their discord servers, and they end up just being cringe

mint spear
#

Welp, another OG down.

sterile tartan
#

(Again)

hallow isle
#

You can never keep an OG down

#

He'll be back

sterile tartan
#

How many times has milk been banned for various reasons

mint spear
#

i meann

gray peak
#

I don't think Adam saw what happened

sterile tartan
#

Usually asking to be

mint spear
#

They probably do not want to be back

gray peak
#

oh

open bane
#

he banned me once 😌

#

was a beautiful thing

mint spear
#

And they should try to not be back if they aren't vibing and have irl focuses

sterile tartan
#

Being banned scares me

gray peak
#

yeah

mint spear
#

I have been banned once and that was unreasonable and it got the mod banned instead of me

#

That was a year or two ago

#

πŸ˜•

#

On a Spider-Man discord

open bane
#

i think milk lost his trial mod or something when he banned me

gray peak
#

lmao

undone moat
#

I think I'm like

terse cargo
#

wait who left, do i know them

open bane
#

felt kinda bad

undone moat
#

one warn away from being banned?

#

idk

#

I'm trying to be careful with it

mint spear
#

if computerman is banned I will riot

#

I hardly know ya and your cool dude

undone moat
#

no fuck you im gremlin

open bane
#

him and his cool dude?

mint spear
#

Fun fact: Computerman was a mod in this server once upon a time.

#

woah

undone moat
#

a trial mod

open bane
#

hex was admin

#

was a beautiful time

gray peak
#

what did pcman do

mint spear
#

Zoid was a mod too.

undone moat
#

nothing

#

and that's why I was removed from duty

mint spear
#

Rofl

gray peak
#

nothing
@undone moat If I was a mod, that is exactly what I would do too

mint spear
#

i have modded very few things and mainly my stance is "don't act like a position of power and act like a person"

#

works out

#

for small things atleast

undone moat
#

frankly I only accepted the position because Lakitu and Grandpa Joe were all like "PLEASE say yes"

gray peak
#

the only thing I ever do as a mod is have mod battles with the other mods

#

we mute eachother

undone moat
#

something about not having enough mods to monitor during one of the big updates

open bane
#

i think i started as mod just before NEXT launched and that was a mistake lol

sterile tartan
#

Idk when I started as mod originally

mint spear
#

I built up a big discord for this one dude once and got talked shit by another mod who told me my sexuality wasnt real so I left

#

Then that mod nuked the server for no reason and it got deleted

sterile tartan
#

Fair reason

#

That sucks tho

terse cargo
#

that sounds like a harsh discussion

mint spear
#

not big like this but like a few thousand members

gray peak
#

that's a lot

mint spear
#

now I just own a small 100 member discord that's honestly just groupchat

#

having a discord server be more like a groupchat is best tbh

gray peak
#

yeah

mint spear
#

Mods here seem good

sterile tartan
#

I have two small servers
And one is an art server that's always ded cuz there's only like six people in it

open bane
#

i have a server that's only my brother and i

mint spear
#

.pound @open bane

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I havent been here the longest but mods seem friendly here and like people instead of power hungry folks

gray peak
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hmmmmm

mint spear
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some people are weird and like to hold a slight semblance of power over people

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Mods here just seem to like no man's sky

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Weirdly.

open bane
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oh yeah i forgot about that hex lol

mint spear
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yknow what would make the mods even better is if they started making propaganda posters for their causes

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Ok easy.

hallow isle
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"Vote for Hex, you square."

terse cargo
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i hate positions of power

mint spear
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The first actually moderation position I got was because I made propaganda as a joke and then actually got voted in

sterile tartan
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Lol

mint spear
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And that's why I moderate the Spiderverse meme subreddit

terse cargo
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i don't want to have one

mint spear
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My first time as mod here I applied not expecting to get accepted.

gray peak
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thats also how i became a mod

undone moat
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@hallow isle "Don't be a square, be a Hexagon! Hex for mod 2020"

gray peak
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I said "make me a mod because I am cool 😎 " and I got mod

mint spear
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Mod > Mod > Admin > Admin > Mod

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(I like to stand down a lot)

open bane
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i think for me it was just Mod > not mod > Mod > not mod

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maybe happened more than that but i don't remember

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too much drama 😩

mint spear
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imagine if a joke waar broke out on the server between groups

gray peak
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for me, not mod

mint spear
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Gek vs Korvax or something

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I'd love to make propaganda for that

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Can just stop there halflings, that's your full list.

gray peak
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are you a gek or a korvax @mint spear

mint spear
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Korvax

undone moat
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@mint spear you laugh but that does happen in #no-mans-sky occasionally

mint spear
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Gek and Korvax are my favorite I like em both but Korvax moren

gray peak
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Can just stop there halflings, that's your full list.
o7

mint spear
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Vy'keen doe....

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:|

terse cargo
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korvax > gek

undone moat
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I'd

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no

gray peak
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Vy'keen bad

mint spear
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am I technically a racist if I say I hate Vy'keen

undone moat
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I'd still hit it.

mint spear
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Yep

terse cargo
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korvax are my robot bros

sterile tartan
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Mod > not mod > mod is mine

mint spear
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I was forced into a marriage with a Vy'keen princess due to a translation issue@undone moat