its extended yeah
#off-topic-bond-james-bond
silver mantle
safe path
The one true way to watch the movies
opaque tartan
If you can get your hands on the full orchestral recordings of Howard Shore from LOTR
Mmmmmm
What about their legs?
They don't need them
Yeeeeeeeah just a bit off the flank!
limber fractal
I had lentils and rice, @glad cypress. Super basic but easy and nom.
opaque tartan
glad cypress
Lentils and rice is delicious
hallow isle
The music is great
Squeenix games always have good music
Even boyband road trip camping simulator had good music
silver mantle
gnite everyone!
hallow isle
Night!
jaunty copper
lol skweenix
opaque tartan
Night
safe path
Little chonker knows where the food bin is
clever vessel
f e e d h i m
hallow isle
Big boi
glad cypress
🗾 why does japan get it's own emoji???
hallow isle
They invented emoji
hallow isle
And waifu
fickle obsidian
aaahhhh
I keep leaving for work too early expecting traffic to be bad, and it wasn't so I'm earlier than needed
limber fractal
Better to be early than late? 
fickle obsidian
Yeah, but now I'm just waiting in my car 'cause fuck waiting indoors anywhere while this pandemic is going
limber fractal
Is there nice music you can listen to or a nice book you can read?
How early are you?
I had to pause Automata. It's so relaxing I was starting to get sleepy 
hallow isle
Coffee
fickle obsidian
yeah I'm listening to music atm & skimming over stuff as usual
limber fractal
Coffee would be nice. 
I should do more stretchin. Oooh and articulation exercises too! 
silent wagon
I had to pause Automata. It's so relaxing I was starting to get sleepy
@limber fractal
The relaxing feeling goes away quite quickly, where are you at?
limber fractal
I'm so slow. I just killed naked dude with white long hair (was missing his wee ).
hallow isle
Did you catch his name red 😄
silent wagon
Ew, did he get birthed by a bunch of robos and gross you out
limber fractal
Yessss! Birthed without a 🍆
hallow isle
His name is... ||Adam||
silent wagon
You're close to meeting Simone 
I expect lots of yelling from you once you get there
limber fractal
Oh shit! You're right. Nice hair Adam.
silent wagon
This is gonna be great, I can't wait 🤣
limber fractal
Is Simone a badass?
silent wagon
You'll see 
@hallow isle I've got money on lots of caps-lock happening in the chat once red gets to Simone, lol
hallow isle
We're not related tho. There are some anatomical differences.
silent wagon
@limber fractal You uh, should keep playing. You're basically at the end of the fun relaxing part of the game
silent wagon
You will be very disturbed and then the game will be nice for a bit and you'll lower your guard then all hell will break loose for the next 20 hours, lol
limber fractal
undone moat
shoot her until she dies
silent wagon
Ah yes, you met Simone too
hallow isle
Tried that, I died first :p
silent wagon
Isn't she great 🤣
hallow isle
She is
undone moat
you just gotta not die lol
hallow isle
I had the hammer skill on my bot, not the best choice I think
silent wagon
@limber fractal If you hurry you can catch up to Adam, lol
hallow isle
Probably need to ditch movement+ before going into combat too
undone moat
I need to play through Hollow Knight
silent wagon
@undone moat Play Nier and traumatize yourself like Adam and Red are rn, lol
silent wagon
@hallow isle You uh, might wanna keep whatever helps you move fast
silent wagon
Heal is good
Evade is your friend
Oddly enough so is doing mid-air attacks
Until uh, a certain part of the fight
Then you just pray and cry
hallow isle
I think I'll be fine next time, I was just completely unprepared
And got my ass handed to me
silent wagon
How far in the fight did you get tho, lol. There's um, some changes that happen the further into it you get
hallow isle
Not too far
She ||span some lasers at knee level|| and ||shot some seeking missiles||
hallow isle
Then I got caught out by the ||circular lasers||
silent wagon
Oooo I liked those
hallow isle
Ran away when I should have ran at her
mint spear
which boss is this?
silent wagon
Simone
silent wagon
She
mint spear
ye ye
silent wagon
You learn more about her in your second playthrough 👀
mint spear
ive finished the game so i know lol
arctic eagle
Oh beauvoir is easy
Actually if you haven't been dodging a whole lot you will BE DESTROYED
sterile tartan
Today is Chucky the Notorious Killer Doll Day. Apparently
sterile tartan
Also mother in law day, but that's not as fun
limber fractal
Mother in law day?
undone moat
why do I feel like something's off about that
limber fractal
Is that just in the US?
limber fractal
Same.
sterile tartan
Ish
Most ones like that are joke ones that got assigned because there was no reason not to make it a thing
Maybe a mother in law made it cuz she felt left out somehow
And other mothers in law were like "Hey yeah let's do that"
hallow isle
Either that or hallmark made a TV advert declaring it to be so
sterile tartan
It's also national greasy foods day and "sourest day"
Explain those lol
mint spear
speak like a pirate day
limber fractal
Honey crisp apples are so amazing. Like omg. Nom!!!
They're like better than candy. I swear.
limber fractal
Erik's mom (speaking of mother in laws) got these at a farmer's market. So grown locally. And omg. The flavor is amazing. And the texture. Just pure perfection. 
sterile tartan
I love honey crisps
limber fractal
I think it's my favorite apple right now.
It woke me right up too. Sweet and sour. Nom!
limber fractal
Omg! That's one of the awesomest dance emojis ever!
sterile tartan
I agree
limber fractal
Even the perfect pace.
sterile tartan
I joined a youtuber's server. It gained me some epic emotes
silent wagon
limber fractal
Now after that apple, I'll have enough energy for Simone
silent wagon
Bet
jaunty copper
de beauvier?
silent wagon
Ye
jaunty copper
cool
sterile tartan
arctic eagle
I've modified my metric arm cannon to fire apples without turning them into mush and honestly I see what they mean when they say they keep the doctor away
sterile tartan
Lol
arctic eagle
But yeah beauvoir is ezpz just dodge
And jump
And hit
Technically you can fight every boss with Pod but it's slow
sterile tartan
silent wagon
Such a nice theme park
limber fractal
"Resistance signals"
silent wagon
Now we ask whether Red has been murdering all the joyful robots in the park or not, lol
undone moat
I forgot how fun yeehaw simulator 2's campaign is
hallow isle
And judge her for it
Just make sure you're prepared for a big fight when the ||rollercoaster shows up - don't get on till you've sorted your equipment for big fite mode||
mint spear
||big fite||
My Pod has a Grimmoire Weiss skin, lol
@silent wagon that was originally a pre-order skin
but I guess they added it in the Game Of The Yorha edition
silent wagon
I have Become As Gods edition
mint spear
Probably the same thing :V
silent wagon
So I have a few pod skins and a special arena in the desert
And a big robot head mask 😆
mint spear
oh yea 😄
arctic eagle
I've heard whispers of the arena in the desert
limber fractal
Now we ask whether Red has been murdering all the joyful robots in the park or not, lol
@silent wagon lmao No, I didn't shoot them.
limber fractal
Boss fight was definitely not boring
hallow isle
robots kill humans
silent wagon
I love the Simone boss fight, personally
limber fractal
I love the theme park 
mint spear
have you ||tried attacking the golden bunny? :D||
hallow isle
didn't see that
limber fractal
No. I couldn't attack anything cute. It's against my nature.
mint spear
It's one of the first things you see when you enter the park :V
limber fractal
Unless provoked ofc.
mint spear
Though you miiiiiiiiight wanna wait until you're higher level lol.
limber fractal
It's adorbz.
limber fractal
|| I'm in a village || 👀
mint spear
oh I gotcha.
mint spear
||we come in peace||
limber fractal
Oh crap. I accidentally shot an innocent robot when I placed my controller down lmao I didn't kill it thankfully. Whew.
Half-wit Inventor lol
silent wagon
Be nice to fake Disneyland robots 😤
limber fractal
So glad you warned me about Simone fight.
hallow isle
no robot is innocent
limber fractal
It helped a lot.
hallow isle
robots are the enemy
safe path
finally after dealing with crappy router/modem combos, broke down and just got a modem and a eero mesh router and getting above full speed finally
But what was odd my old modem/router could technically only support 300Mbps but I was getting 490-500Mbps
hallow isle
could be 300 per channel
cable is weird
unlike DSL you can multiplex multiple channels down the coax, if you modulate it correctly
gray peak
Isn’t it great when your dog chews up a chunk of dryer lint on your bed
limber fractal
Omg I can fish 😱
terse cargo
what are you playing red?
safe path
Nah its comcast, they don't do 300 per channel at least the last time I worked for them they didn't. But thats the thing, the modem itself technically shouldn't have been able to accept more than 300Mbps but it did. Which makes me think they use the same board and just firmware lock it for certain "models"
undone moat
safe path
but anyways, new modem that can do 1Gbps, and a way better router. Wifi has been great so far
undone moat
yay wifi
safe path
Honestly last October I should have just got the Eero and a modem and not a modem/router
limber fractal
@terse cargo Nier Automata
terse cargo
ah heard great things about it
jaunty copper
Eero automata
limber fractal
Yeah. The story especially. Music's beautiful too. 
Just had dinner.
Food coma. 
terse cargo
food
dusty magnet
The verdict is in: Crunchwrap Supremes are fire.
dusty magnet
I had taco Bell and I don't regret it yet but I will soon
terse cargo
what is this thing about taco bell anyway
safe path
thats why they call it TacoHell™
terse cargo
does it really give that bad of a diarrhea ?
safe path
depends on the person I would think. My wife has gastritis and pancreatitis so anything to greasey does
terse cargo
oh also
I just remembered how did the salad that ain't no salad turn out
did it get sufficiently orange
dusty magnet
Pardon?
safe path
Ooh the nixon salad!
Well lets just say everyone loved it and I making it again next week for Spookytime DnD
safe path
It thickened right up after setting for a couple hours
jaunty copper
🍑
safe path
but ya it was pretty dang orange too, used all my yellow food dye and some of my red. I will just leave it green this time
terse cargo
turn it into a ghostbusters ghost
tropic folio
That moment when you start a Windows update an hour before your D&D stream
jaunty copper
tfw nobody gets your impeachment joke
safe path
Oof to both lol
jaunty copper
True true
terse cargo
That moment when you start a Windows update an hour before your D&D stream
daring today
dusty magnet
I found a jellyfish today
safe path
did you determine what kind?
dusty magnet
Grape.
limber fractal
terse cargo
hmm I remember now that I still need to finish a few games on my library
safe path
I wish I didn't buy so many during lockdown lol
terse cargo
I have a few, I actually didn't buy that many during lockdown
safe path
none of them seem to be able to keep me entertained long. Maybe a week or so and thats it
terse cargo
hmm I get that
safe path
Hoping CyberPunk does better
terse cargo
hold on let me see whats lying around in the library
safe path
think I got, RimWorld, Avengers Assemble, Civ 6, House Fipper, AC Odyssey and a couple cheap ones since March.
I had high hopes for the Avengers one but they have been failing pretty hard, still haven't released new Avengers yet
terse cargo
Allright steam doesn't want to open apparently
so let's list from memory
prey, AC origins, tomb raider, divinity original sin 2, borderlands 2, borderlands the presequel, sea of thieves
those are the ones I know out of the top of my head
safe path
I tried Sea of Thieves and never once got into a lobby
terse cargo
hmm
safe path
I was sad because I wanted to be a pirate,
terse cargo
I would rather get sea of thieves if you know people who are gonna play with you
terse cargo
oh also AC 2 is also on the list
limber fractal
Black Flag better pirate theme
jaunty copper
Bett pirate
limber fractal
I like Odyssey better than Origins
jaunty copper
Same
safe path
Ya I like Black Flag too and have it but I absolutely hate the controls in AC games. Like "Oh you jumped onto a wall and trying to move up or let go, lol no how about we don't let you move at all"
terse cargo
I dint like it because of the leveling system
terse cargo
the leveling system is just a shitty idea in a stealth game
limber fractal
She's in Eurovision movie with Will Ferrel
Highly recommend
She's a good actress
terse cargo
does odyssey have a leveling system?
limber fractal
And her accent's hot
verbal pelican
o_o
terse cargo
oh also risen 2 is on the list
jaunty copper
Because it’s true
jaunty copper
Wanna wanna
safe path
Ya Odyssey has a leveling system and a bounty hunter system
dusty magnet
I want
verbal pelican
:p
terse cargo
oh god no
gray peak
If you want then make yourself
verbal pelican
Drink vicariously through me
gray peak
...
limber fractal
Explosive, yes Odyssey has an XP level system but I had no issues with it. You can still fight higher level enemies. It's all relative.
gray peak
That sounded a little weird donna
safe path
The bounter hunters can be annoying, especially when you are defending yourself from someone and npc's report you for murder/attacking someone and the bounty hunters come after you, then the npc's attack you for no reason
verbal pelican
Okay, halfling
limber fractal
Gonna need your objective opinion, Donna.
terse cargo
in origins the leveling system severely annoyed me because it meant that your assasin blades didn't do a one shot stealth kill
verbal pelican
Yikes. On what?
terse cargo
just a normal guy
safe path
Again for me the most annoying part of AC games is the shitty controls. Like I can scale a house with smooth walls no problems, but I can't scale a castle wall with bricks sticking out to grab onto
that happens in Odyssey too, the stealth thing
But you can unlock critical stealth kill
limber fractal
Donna found a kitty! And she needs to share a pic!!!
safe path
awwwwww
limber fractal
Look at how tiny!!!!
verbal pelican
limber fractal
Ahhhh!!!
safe path
did you name it "orange is sus"? 😛
terse cargo
was my mission target, I was tasked to assasinate him while he took a Bath and escape unseen, so I drop onto him, the blades don't kill him, so what did I have to do? thats right I had to pull out a giant axe and fucking split his head open, that was supposed to be a stealth mission, not some god damn Bath house massacre
verbal pelican
Hah, nah. Posted it on the neighbourhood forum. Will ask around tomorrow.
Probably 12wks or so
Tiny, but friendly, so highly likely not a stray
terse cargo
looks like origins equipment stuff
safe path
terse cargo
it sucks
this is a game about silent assasins
I have to beat my target to death with a club in order to kill it
limber fractal
Donna, look at that hottie <#off-topic-bond-james-bond message>
terse cargo
thats just not how a stealth game is supposed to work
limber fractal
I ♥️ that character so much.
limber fractal
Cultists def cool. I like.
terse cargo
I assume those are your targets?
safe path
I'm liking the Atlantis Odyssey. Yeah you are trying to get rid of them in this game
Oh and with the bounty hunters, you can have like 3+ after you at one time. I had 4 on me the other day all at once
safe path
with a controller RB is light attack, RT is heavy, LB+RB is parry and Y is dodge, I hate this scheme so much because I constantly press wrong button
safe path
It is pretty for sure.
terse cargo
yeah I just expected a different game out of origins
mint spear
limber fractal
Lmao
terse cargo
no fucks given
limber fractal
That was pretty hilarious.
terse cargo
damn I want to finish prey
limber fractal
That game scared me so much 🤣
safe path
oh plus side to this game, no fall damage past a certain level
terse cargo
with the coffee mugs that come to life
those spooked me on some occasions
I also want to get the dlcs for dishonored
such a good game
with corvo being the absolute badass that he is
corvo is one of my favourite characters in video games
and I love dishonored for how each action you take directly influences the game world
dry bison
@terse cargo To be fair, Assassins Creed is not a game about "silent assassins"
undone moat
ass ass in
dry bison
Assassins Creed is about as much screed as it is creed. Every assassination of a main character, you spew a shitload of platitudes to a dude about to die.
There's no silence in assassins creed.
terse cargo
well again, not in AC 2 I guess that one might be an outlier then
dry bison
Assassins Creed 2 doesn't have dialogue when people you're supposed to kill are put down?
terse cargo
it does
hallow isle
I miss old assassins creed
terse cargo
I just found the addition of that leveling system weird because it took away my ability to play the game silent sometimes
also all that weapon looting and weapons having rarities and perks to them
its just so much overcomplicating a basic formula imo
dry bison
You can kill almost any enemy in Odyssey with zero detection.
dry bison
The RPG elements
terse cargo
yeah those
I just didn't enjoy their addition
I liked the world and the Charakters
dry bison
I can see how they might be annoying.
The devs deliberately made it a slog to level so they could profit on pay to XP
terse cargo
wait hold on there is pay to XP in that game?
dry bison
The default XP advancement in Odyssey is lower than it's supposed to be. There's a pay for feature to double it.
safe path
yeah with ubisoft points you can pay to have increased xp gain and money
but its only a temp thing
dry bison
Exploitative?
safe path
pay with ubisoft points not real money
dry bison
Disgusting?
hallow isle
that's why i latch onto the first exploit i can find in new creed games
sod paying them
terse cargo
why in gods fucking name do game companies do that shit
dry bison
Yeah Ubisoft lost all of their credibility in giving people the benefit of the doubt, insofar as how they are judged for their business practices when they introduced paid leveling
safe path
well you can get unlimited money in Odyssey. The torches you get, you can drop and pick them up, it places it in your inventory and it spawns a new one. They sell for one Drachame each
dry bison
That you have to cheat to get ahead is the problem
hallow isle
there was one where you could kill certain enemies over and over if you interrupted the animation
I used that to buff my level in odyssey
terse cargo
Jesus christ
dry bison
I mean, sure you could suffer and live the game as a peasant and learn later on they did this on purpose
Wait until you get to play the gambling box that gives you loot
terse cargo
well good thing I didn't plan on finishing origins anyway
Im just gonna get the dishonored dlcs
thats probably a good investment of my time
sterile tartan
Remember there is a channel for talking about gamed
safe path
I really wish loot boxes and pay to win wasn't a thing but with people paying for shit in games.. its never going to stop
limber fractal
🎶 A Moment Apart by Odesza 
🎶 @dusty magnet
terse cargo
anybody here watched tenet?
hallow isle
Nope. Would like to, but there's not a chance I'd go to a cinema right now
terse cargo
hmm heard that from many people
dry bison
What is tenet?
terse cargo
I actually went to the cinema but I guess the situation in germany is a bit more stable
tenet is a movie directed by the same guy who made inception
hallow isle
Doesn't matter where you are, all it takes is a single shithead sat next to the AC outlet
terse cargo
yeah the chances of that shithead existing is a bit lower over here I guess
also the cinema was extremely empty
which was weird because the reservations for the movie showed a lot more seats taken
primal kelp
guess people cancelled
primal kelp
didnt sell wel
dry bison
I refuse to go to movie cinemas on principal alone. I disagree wholesale with how people are treating this virus and I consider their outrage an affront, so I will not subscribe to returning to normal.
dry bison
If normal is worth killing people over, then I don't want to be normal anymore
terse cargo
jup
dry bison
I'm so out of touch with the new haps
opaque tartan
Odesza is an electronic music duo
limber fractal
An amazing band / music production sigh
dry bison
An amazing band sigh?
limber fractal
Amazing music that Bee introduced me to
primal kelp
always thought odesza was one person
opaque tartan
Paint myself neon and dance naked around a fire
dry bison
I swear to god...every time I go to youtube to check on some interesting song or whatever, I see a new video from Justin King.
Dude posts a new video three times a day easily
opaque tartan
Who is Justin King?
dry bison
Political dude
limber fractal
limber fractal
opaque tartan
Everyone is commenting on how our government is happy with letting poor kids starve
So I got my 🍿
terse cargo
Paint myself neon and dance naked around a fire
weird fetish, but I don't judge
dry bison
I do judge. I want to see.
safe path
isn't he that shithead trumper who swears socialist democrat's are the reason everything is bad
limber fractal
opaque tartan
But I used to go to trance raves and shit
Drum n Bass
People getting sweaty and dancing around
limber fractal
dry bison
@safe path No. Justin King is a republican that hates trump.
terse cargo
trumpet
safe path
so he hates him but is the rest spot on?
limber fractal
You guys can take political discussion to #archived-old-serious if you'd like.
dry bison
@safe path no. none of it's spot on.
opaque tartan
limber fractal
Don't ruin the lovely jam
dry bison
Are those song names?
opaque tartan
Yeah man
limber fractal
opaque tartan
Keep her close, Loyal and the Pretty Lights remix 👌
limber fractal
We need a dance party, Nate!
opaque tartan
What am I talking about
primal kelp
i use to listen to a lot of edm
dry bison
I finally got that annoying battles atlas song out of my head.
I'm almost afraid to lsiten to music
dry bison
Rock hats
opaque tartan
Music gets me through everything
limber fractal
dry bison
What the hell is that character doing?
opaque tartan
This looks like a Lady Gaga concert
terse cargo
flailing her arms
limber fractal
She movin'
opaque tartan
n groovin
limber fractal
dry bison
Looks like a Katy Perry concert, but instead of sharks in costume it's epileptic pikachu
opaque tartan
😹
terse cargo
she's probably Drowning and calling for help
limber fractal
opaque tartan
TranceGirlGasm
limber fractal
opaque tartan
Find her for me
primal kelp
i have the gif of that
opaque tartan
I will take her as my wife
limber fractal
Lol
safe path
There is no serious channel, we should get one tho
primal kelp
gray peak
There is no serious channel, we should get one tho
@safe path fun fact: there is
primal kelp
not this one
gray peak
It’s just level locked
opaque tartan
To become one with the NMS community hive mind
gray peak
You need orange to see it
limber fractal
We do have a serious channel @safe path Not sure what level it requires
gray peak
15
opaque tartan
It's the one after this one I think
dry bison
You have to subscribe to see it I thought
primal kelp
5 more lvls for me
safe path
hmm, idk what level I am
terse cargo
for only 4.99 a month you too can get access to the serious channel
limber fractal
#bot-spam .xp
opaque tartan
We are up at Familiar, I think Determined is after that
hallow isle
Gonna lose my blue soon @limber fractal
limber fractal
Whaaaaa
opaque tartan
See we are close Natani
limber fractal
Jeezus Adam
safe path
ah, just more talking is needed?
terse cargo
yes talking Is key
limber fractal
You talk a lot 
@hallow isle
hallow isle
you talk more 😛
opaque tartan
I can only do short bursts right now
limber fractal
I emote
primal kelp
red reacts more :P
hallow isle
true
misty gale
What’s the difference in levels?
limber fractal
I'm an emoter 
gray peak
E motor
safe path
wait how does the xp actually work?
hallow isle
I'm 60% cooler than everyone else below level 48
gray peak
Electric motor
primal kelp
red without nitro would be sad
limber fractal
Very
gray peak
when red runs out of nitro
hallow isle
what happens in december?
limber fractal
When my free nitro runs out
hallow isle
😮
gray peak
hallow isle
how'd you get it free
hallow isle
oof
gray peak
But my discord wide emotes will never run out after December 😎
limber fractal
3 months
hallow isle
We’re so happy to announce that Discord is partnering with Xbox! Starting from August 27, 2020 to October 27, 2020, Xbox Game Pass Ultimate members will get access to redeem a code for 3 months of Discord Nitro.
😮
limber fractal
@safe path You can check in #bot-spam what your current level is with .xp command. And you level up posting messages in any channel (but bot-spam). Something about characters per message per minute algorithm but no spamming allowed.
gray peak
I want Xbox to like combine the party system with discord voice chats or something so I don’t have to have my phone in my pocket with headphones plugged in to play games with pc players
terse cargo
what you don't enjoy xbox live chat
lets be real here, no one really enjoys xbox live chat
limber fractal
@hallow isle You still working?
hallow isle
noope
limber fractal
So it's bed time
hallow isle
nooope
limber fractal
You owe an early night
safe path
Ah gotcha, So basically like in college. Need to make worthwhile constructive posts in order to advance
limber fractal
Still in debt
gray peak
lets be real here, no one really enjoys xbox live chat
@terse cargo yeah you get disconnected a lot
limber fractal
Whoa
terse cargo
I better not tell red about my sleep schedule
gray peak
Will sleeping better get rid of growing pains
opaque tartan
🤨
limber fractal
Day 28!!! Did you?
silent wagon
S2 of Norsemen 👌
limber fractal
Donna, you gotta check Norsemen
limber fractal
That's your 28 say medal, Anders
silent wagon
I just started s2, so far it's great 😆
verbal pelican
That will be quite a trip if I have to ship him to Anders.
silent wagon
Have y'all seen the chick who plays Froya irl? 👀
hallow isle
I've seen the kitty 😛
limber fractal
Those muscles
silent wagon
Damn straight, lol @mint spear
terse cargo
who is froya?
silent wagon
A main character in Norsemen
terse cargo
hmm allright
limber fractal
I LOVE her in Norsemen
verbal pelican
Sinewy.
limber fractal
verbal pelican
Nice.
verbal pelican
Freya?
limber fractal
verbal pelican
Hehe 😳
limber fractal
Her hairstyle so pretty and badass too.
terse cargo
well let's just say I wouldn't pick a fight with her, the again I don't puck a fight with anyone so dint know how much thats worth
limber fractal
Donna!
verbal pelican
Si?
verbal pelican
Meaning I cut it short
hallow isle
Wait Donna has no hair?
limber fractal
Telling me about no hair
hallow isle
Ohhhh
limber fractal
Telling ME about no hair
hallow isle
That makes more sense
limber fractal
verbal pelican
_>
limber fractal
I have my hair shaved all around my head. And this woman tells me she's got no hair. 
limber fractal
Look at her picture.
terse cargo
1/3 people in the US suffer from early hair loss, if one of your friends is affected please call one of our spots
limber fractal
She's got soooo much hair.
verbal pelican
What. Are. You. Doing.
terse cargo
im kidding
verbal pelican
Like the pfp, but better.
terse cargo
and for what?
limber fractal
Not because I'm losing it.
To be like V
From Cyberpunk
Cuz I hate having too much hair
Takes too much f'n work
terse cargo
did you donate your hair to cancer patients?
silent wagon
Bruh they picking on the dude they chopped the hands off of 🤣
limber fractal
I haven't gotten that far
dusty magnet
I got a new hat
limber fractal
Soul's bingin!
silent wagon
His "prosthetics" kill me 🤣
limber fractal
That looks soooo cozy Beeeee
dusty magnet
It is!!
silent wagon
I love Arvid, lol
terse cargo
everytime someone talks about chopped of hands abd prosthetics I immediately think of "the man with the iron fists"
silent wagon
everytime someone talks about chopped of hands abd prosthetics I immediately think of "the man with the iron fists"
@terse cargo
I forgot about that movie, lol
terse cargo
its a fun movie
dusty magnet
My lucious locks
opaque tartan
Better
limber fractal
See?
silent wagon
Bee is a vibe
limber fractal
Bee's a vibe
silent wagon
Bee is slowly turning into The Dude
limber fractal
Awwz, you'll have to share pic Anders!
verbal pelican
opaque tartan
It gets past the itchy stage and then it's all good
limber fractal
Donna's drawings are a vibe!
silent wagon
I look like Shaggy after four days, lol
opaque tartan
Raggy, ris rat roo?
silent wagon
Lol
dusty magnet
What is The Dude?
opaque tartan
Is that a real question
silent wagon
The Dude abides
opaque tartan
Talking about The Dude makes me want to shmoke
limber fractal
Who is The Dude?
terse cargo
no no
opaque tartan
Red you're lying
limber fractal
I ain't 🥺
jaunty copper
Jeff Daniels
terse cargo
how is the dude
opaque tartan
Hahaha
limber fractal
I need a serious answer before I go Googlin'
terse cargo
is he okay
silent wagon
Sadly, he has lymphoma
opaque tartan
Yeah man
limber fractal
Oooh
opaque tartan
And he was Flynn in TRON ❤️
limber fractal
You guys 😢
jaunty copper
I got in
limber fractal
That makes me sad
terse cargo
who was Flynn again?
limber fractal
😢
terse cargo
oh the guy with the evil twin?
opaque tartan
Anyone that got the chance to go to to Disney World back then when they had the rides is lucky
First time I went to the US as a kid
If you watched Legacy it's a sequel
limber fractal
Agh.
terse cargo
hmm I might have
opaque tartan
Original is from the 1980s
terse cargo
oh yeah then I definetly watched the sequel
terse cargo
i knew i was missing something
limber fractal
I should goto sleep.
terse cargo
what time is it for you red?
limber fractal
8:42p
terse cargo
oh
terse cargo
yeah red definitely shouldn't know my sleep schedule
limber fractal
True
terse cargo
she might beat me with a stick or something
limber fractal
True
terse cargo
I already had the time change
terse cargo
which makes my sleep schedule today even worse
limber fractal
For us in North America
Very true
And blah
But brighter earlier
For our cardio
terse cargo
light saving time sucks
limber fractal
Well, we're changing to non "light saving", meaning standard, from light saving
The switch back and forth sucks
terse cargo
yeah that entire switching around is useless
terse cargo
because lightsaving time doesn't even work
limber fractal
North America is a week later
So you gotta add or subtract an extra hour difference for a week
When converting
So dumb
opaque tartan
I find autumn and winter very romantic
terse cargo
jup
limber fractal
Same
opaque tartan
I like the dark
terse cargo
hmm
opaque tartan
And the cold
limber fractal
I love Autumn most
limber fractal
I do love the cold too
terse cargo
I like the heat
opaque tartan
My dad is from Sri Lanka so he was used to it
safe path
Autumn is awesome. It has the best holiday in it
limber fractal
Look at how puhrty Nate 🧡
opaque tartan
And I was born in November
Oh wow
Me and a dog
Roll in the leaves
Miss throwing wet and muddy sticks for the pup
Like when the bark is really wet and you can smell it's mouldy but it's not bad
terse cargo
yeah I was born in May
i guess you could say
that may have an impact on my temp preference
safe path
He gives no shits that he is putting 10000psi on my stomach x.x
terse cargo
he is ruthless
opaque tartan
They give zero fucks
terse cargo
he wants snacks
opaque tartan
I wake up with an arsehole pointed at my face every morning
terse cargo
and he is gonna get them
opaque tartan
The cat can be quite obnoxious too
terse cargo
no matter the cost
safe path
He gets them all the time lol
opaque tartan
I'm really strict with treats
I have this fear that she could eat too much and get like I was
And I panic
I get her weighed at the vet though
I only feed her wet food once a month now
I'm such a shit cat dad
safe path
I say that but like we don't have any right now lol. I only give them wet can food once or twice a week as a treat if they been good
opaque tartan
Awwww
gray peak
My dog used to be fat
opaque tartan
I did find some really good freeze dried chicken and duck breast treats
terse cargo
my dog is fat
opaque tartan
But I think I'm gonna try making more at home
safe path
They get dry food daily of course, but I like the wet food being treats because they look forward to it so much
opaque tartan
Yeah same
terse cargo
like she doesn't look fat
sterile tartan
One of our cats alnist exclusively eats wet food cuz the poor dude has messed up insides
opaque tartan
I used to give it to her once a week
terse cargo
but she is
sterile tartan
Almost*
opaque tartan
Poor baby
safe path
Soon as the can cracks open they come running.
opaque tartan
Even when I crack open beans the monster is at my feet
safe path
Yeah they do that too lol
opaque tartan
She stalks me when I make tea
Because she knows when it's too cold and my back is turned
Paw in the cup
Lickin it off like a lil lady
Little shit
terse cargo
little shit is a good name for a cat
opaque tartan
I'm thinking about it for the next one
terse cargo
I can just imagine nate screaming through the house, "come here little shit"
safe path
Next cat we get is gunna be named something dnd related. Been thinking like Xanathar or Drizzit
terse cargo
chaotic evil
opaque tartan
Drizzit sounds lovely
Xanathar sounds like what my pagan friends name this kids already
terse cargo
hmm let's get some fantasy cat names going
safe path
I asked my wife if we can rename Ryder, the grey one I just showed but she said no :(
opaque tartan
Sir Meowsalot
terse cargo
Sir Puralot
safe path
Sir Cumfrence
terse cargo
hmm
safe path
:D
terse cargo
kitty, slayer of yarnballs
the destroyer of morning teas
the knight of the holy catnip
opaque tartan
Dungeon Meowster
safe path
That's awesome!
terse cargo
knight of the round feeding trough
opaque tartan
Hahah
undone moat
boosh
opaque tartan
Bard of the Feline Coast
safe path
My friend named her little fuzball Mahadi, which is a basically a demon cat. Raksaha
opaque tartan
There was the Pool of Radiance in DnD right?
gray peak
boosh
@undone moat the mighty?
opaque tartan
@gray peak sorry mate, don't want to break channel rules
gray peak
It’s fine to post it
gray peak
On topic to what
opaque tartan
Mighty Boosh
mint spear
Does anyone where I can move my happy american ass with out getting murdered
safe path
In or out of the usa?
mint spear
Out
safe path
Out, you will need a job in a new country and pay for an immigration lawyer too
opaque tartan
Unless company pays
mint spear
Ehh illegally
opaque tartan
I get them to do that
I dunno about illegal
I have to follow the law or they stop me from moving 🤣
mint spear
Lol
safe path
Well I don't feel feel comfy giving advice on illegal lol
safe path
I wanna get out of this place too but I rather do it legally lol
opaque tartan
That's why I came back to England
gray peak
In other countries you get murdered by knife - in ‘Murica you get murdered by AR-15 assault rifles
safe path
Personally I wanna go to Sweden,Denmark or Canada
opaque tartan
My family needs me right now too so I can't move
gray peak
Canada has legal weed
gray peak
Why do people want to go to Canada so bad
@mint spear weed
safe path
I been to Canada before and liked it, that's why lol
opaque tartan
Cheaper than London