Yeah this particular episode, it wasnt
#off-topic-bond-james-bond
spare harbor
LOL!
the guy grabs this womans boobs and starts acting like he is juggling them
and she does something she wasnt supposed to with his balls
Drew was dying
going oh fuck i think i lost my show lol
hallow isle
who's line is great
verbal pelican
He was a good sport, esp in the initial seasons.
hallow isle
not such a fan of the new one
spare harbor
I loved it when wayne would react to Ryan like... you fucking didnt say that
verbal pelican
There’s a new one?
spare harbor
Yeah
hallow isle
with aisha tyler
verbal pelican
Who dat
hallow isle
lana
spare harbor
Collin, ryan and wayne were just amazing
verbal pelican
Ahhh
spare harbor
I loved the prop jokes
hallow isle
my favourite scene is the vending machine ho' down
verbal pelican
Their musical skits were just superb!
spare harbor
Collin got a foam toy and has this evil grim, Ryan goes dont you fucking dare
undone moat
sauce.
hallow isle
it's nsfw 😛
spare harbor
Sigh, memories
verbal pelican
limber fractal
Thank you. Whose*
rare mauve
It’s not mine
spare harbor
haha, i love this skit!
hallow isle
that's the one donna 😄
spare harbor
Thank you donna!
limber fractal
Not who's 
spare harbor
oh man
spare harbor
Hahaha, collins french
dusty magnet
terse cargo
top text
dusty magnet
Bottom text
rare mauve
Mid text
dusty magnet
Wait
terse cargo
hold up
hallow isle
does anyone remember when we called me-me's image macros
rare mauve
No
limber fractal
Nope
rare mauve
I was too young
hallow isle
@verbal pelican help me out here, you're old too
terse cargo
man I am not old enough for that
dusty magnet
Is 19 too young
dusty magnet
Okay good. I'm 19 and a half 😎
hallow isle
limber fractal
Image macros sounds so weird.
terse cargo
well relatable
limber fractal
Memes are not macros. Like wtf.
terse cargo
the meme
dusty magnet
Oop I'm bleeding
hallow isle
where from
dusty magnet
Finger
terse cargo
stubbed your toe?
limber fractal
Meme is an actual word in the dictionary, you know? Not a super new word.
hallow isle
knife?
dusty magnet
I peeled a hangnail
hallow isle
oof
limber fractal
Ouch!
terse cargo
hangnail?
limber fractal
A&D, Bee. Or Aquaphor.
Great for all wounds but especially for that kind of annoying wound.
Highly recommend.
hallow isle
or just bleed to death
dusty magnet
Ouch
hallow isle
always an option
terse cargo
oh that
limber fractal
Cuticle cutter for cutting it off too.
sterile tartan
AAA
dusty magnet
I need to get a cuticle cutter
limber fractal
Def get one, Bee! Suuuper useful for those!
terse cargo
I peel those all the time
limber fractal
Don't peel* it, Bee. Cut.
terse cargo
lowkey kinda satisfying
limber fractal
And use Aquaphor or A&D. Protects the wound and no more pain.
dusty magnet
They hurt like hell
limber fractal
Yup. After you apply this stuff. You'll be happier. I promise.
sterile tartan
don't pee it
terse cargo
hmm I had worse
hallow isle
hmm
terse cargo
like spliting of small stripes of nail from the side of the nail
sterile tartan
I have a new mouse and it's a different design than any mouse I've had before so it's strange to use
limber fractal
Lmao Here I'm picturing a mouse pet at the start of that message
I'm like, wow, mouse design. Oh wait.
primal kelp
What mouse
terse cargo
that is kinda annoying because you have to pull that strip of nail out like splinter
limber fractal
Well, you can make it not annoying, by just being a civilized human being, and cut it with a cuticle cutter. 🤪
sterile tartan
terse cargo
no that doesn't work
hallow isle
shiney
sterile tartan
very
terse cargo
that would leave the base of the nail splinter stuck in your finger
so you gotta pull it out
also
that is a really long mouse
terse cargo
my mouse is small and stubby
sterile tartan
I've only had sorta bulky ones before
hallow isle
terse cargo
he's sleepy
dusty magnet
So uh... Something got into the goldfish at work...
sterile tartan
sterile tartan
the scroll wheel is messed up on the right one
sterile tartan
like sometimes it decides I clicked the scroll wheel when just normal clicking
primal kelp
My mouse
terse cargo
we stored stuff inside a plastic box which had 2mm thick walls
primal kelp
Im wondering, why did the rat take its time to make a big hole to get in instead of a small one
hallow isle
nesting material
primal kelp
Ah
terse cargo
the rat went through it like a ducking flex machine
primal kelp
They have strong teeth
sterile tartan
this mouse is already more comfortable to use than the other one. interestign
civic ferry
Spoilers: it was actually a coworker and the rat is an alibi
terse cargo
that box looked like it collided with a circular saw blade
spare harbor
Man, I cant believe it, the old t16000m controller I got, its going for 160 now and up
Lol I only paid 60
jaunty copper
Woo
spare harbor
Great stick though, solid enough to last a lifetime.
Not sure Id have played Elite dangerous as long as I did without it
rare mauve
Elite looks fun
sterile tartan
I want pizza...
rare mauve
Yes
glad cypress
I fucked up big time just now.
So basically, I want to learn how to cull chickens, because I want to eat humanely raised chicken.
sterile tartan
it's from the 80s
pretty much everyone knows 80s stuff
glad cypress
We have three chickens that my parents have wanted to euthanize for a few months now.
And I asked my parents if I could help, but I phrased it “can I help put down the chickens, I want to be desensitized to it.”
ye so ya boy may be going to a psychologist
sterile tartan
hallow isle
marm
glad cypress
yes
hallow isle
just
undone moat
dusty magnet
JK*
undone moat
I feel like marm's last message needs a laugh track attached at the end of ot
jaunty copper
Everybody Loves Marmond
glad cypress
Adamb finish the sentence.
undone moat
a sitcom based on this discord would be something else tbh
jaunty copper
True
glad cypress
yes
hallow isle
i don't have the words to finish marm
glad cypress
Fair enough.
hallow isle
dusty magnet
SNAILS HAVE TEETH???
glad cypress
WHAT
tribal siren
Happy Friday people
glad cypress
I’ve been chewed on by a snail before.
dusty magnet
GUYS SNAILS HAVE TEETH
hallow isle
glad cypress
It felt like a suction cup.
terse cargo
technically they also have one foot
dusty magnet
undone moat
🚪 🏃
hallow isle
did you know some snails have venom too bee?
glad cypress
I’ve heard the teeth are iron based and therefore sometimes magnetic.
hallow isle
tribal siren
Horses run on their toenails, and they have four toes. One on each foot
glad cypress
And also used to navigate, but I’m doubtful of that.
dusty magnet
Sharks don't know camels exist
terse cargo
sharks fear orcas
glad cypress
most shark don’t know humans exist
hallow isle
bears beats battlestar galactica
terse cargo
to a massive degree
glad cypress
orcas are just fish that are from before color was invented
terse cargo
there are records of sharks swimming through the entire Atlantic ocean just to get away from an orca
fair sphinx
So, everytime I try to jump to someones base from my teleporter, it always says "unable to download base"
glad cypress
boomer fish
dusty magnet
I'm so bored
hallow isle
play a video game
glad cypress
then get an eggplant
hallow isle
genshin
dusty magnet
I am at work
terse cargo
want to hear some fun facts?
hallow isle
goes on fones
dusty magnet
Yes tell me some weird facts
hallow isle
the average human has enough bones in them to make an entire skeleton
terse cargo
the fastest man made object ever was a man hole cover
mint spear
yes
terse cargo
it was going at around 7 times escape velocity
glad cypress
Honestly it’d be pretty dope to strap something to one of those
mint spear
https://youtu.be/NSeL5c65v-g manhole video
terse cargo
spider mans spidersense prevents him from losing in poker
when you flip a shark upside down its brain functions get inhibited
dusty magnet
Does it get confused?
primal kelp
an avocado is a berry
terse cargo
you can actually swim inside the water pools in an atomic reactor
as long as you don't dive too deep
hallow isle
or drink
terse cargo
the movie alien was almost not finished on time because the fimcrew kept interrupting filming for drinking tea
some police forces train dogs to smell cum on people in order to find rapists
terse cargo
the google.com domain was once bought for 10$
the French special forces still use old school revolvers as a secondary to this day
USA citizens once blew up a stranded whale with dynamite because they thought it would be cheaper than disposing of it properly
sterile tartan
that's true
terse cargo
the "made in ..." mark on products was invented by britanny in order to boost sales of English products in england, the idea backfired because German products where better quality
a different fast food chain once tried to compete with mcdonalds 1/4 pound burger by selling a 1/3 pound burger at a lower price. the product failed because many Americans thought 1/4 was more than 1/3
jaunty copper
Murrrrrica
terse cargo
algorithms can find out how much you like a person just by the way you are holding your phone while writing to that person
hallow isle
i'm using a laptop, checkmate
jaunty copper
I like everyone bazinga
hallow isle
can they tell because you're holding the phone in one hand if you like someone a LOT
dusty magnet
😳
terse cargo
mcdonalds serves his coffee at 90°C because that let's them leave the coffee standing around for longer, and that is cheaper, even with the money spend on burn related lawsuits
dusty magnet
Good lord
terse cargo
bavaria has a special agreement with germany which allows it to become independent if it whishes to do so
tame hawk
USA citizens once blew up a stranded whale with dynamite because they thought it would be cheaper than disposing of it properly
@terse cargo from everything you Said this seems the most realistic
sterile tartan
I never type with one hand on my phone, game set match
glad cypress
Hey HighExplosiv, did you, by any chance, read What If?
terse cargo
I did
glad cypress
Best book imo.
terse cargo
wonderful book
glad cypress
Second and third are taken by Thing Explainer and How To.
terse cargo
I did not read those
glad cypress
Same author
terse cargo
hmm good to know
glad cypress
Thing Explainer is complex stuff explained in the 10,000 most common words.
terse cargo
you cannot see the wall of china from space, but you can see its shadow
tame hawk
The chance to be killed by a fly is never zero
sterile tartan
more people are killed by cows than airplanes annually
tame hawk
Heard about that one
terse cargo
the NASA spend money on developing a pen that could write in 0g, meanwhile the soviets used pencils
sterile tartan
pencils are a terrible idea
terse cargo
the soviets realised that eventually
sterile tartan
good lol
wonder how many people got broken off pencil tips in their eyes and mouth
or the shavings from having to sharpen them
terse cargo
the sr-71 Black Bird is actually called the RS-71 blackbird bit the president pronounced it the wrong way and it stuck
safe path
Well your great wall "fact" is wrong sorry to say The reality is that you can’t easily see the Great Wall with the unaided eye, even from low Earth orbit.
primal kelp
just use mechanical pencils
sterile tartan
those can still break off
primal kelp
oh well
terse cargo
hmm hold on
the chinese astronaut on the iss said in an interview "the view was marvelous but sadly I couldn't see the wall from up there"
I gotta check that
terse cargo
oh the astronaut really said that
he was just wrong
oof
i am disappointed In the astronaut
terse cargo
fair
hallow isle
the chinese astronaut on the iss said in an interview "the view was marvelous but sadly I couldn't see the wall from up there"
he was executed later right?
safe path
terse cargo
the bible says that the sun went dark when Jesus was executed on the cross, scientists found out that there was indeed a solar eclipse at that location in the year of Jesus's execution, the church rejected those findings because the date of the solar eclipse and the date of the execution didn't align
opaque tartan
@safe path I would break this dam
terse cargo
Steven Hawking once held a party for time travelers and send the invites out the next day
safe path
me too
mint spear
I know almost all of these fun facts
safe path
fact Identity theft is not a joke jim
terse cargo
well thats womderfull, you have accumulated just as much useless information I see
opaque tartan
I don't know anything
mint spear
I was there when all of them happened
mint spear
also there's a few you know I don't so heehaw
sterile tartan
Murphy was running around, skidded out on the table cloth and almost deposited the entire cloth and everything on it onto the floor
mint spear
coconut water has similar properties to blood plasma and can even kind of be used as an emergency replacement but it's sodium content isn't high enough
terse cargo
the methode of flight by which bumblebees fly was a mystery to scientist for a long time
sterile tartan
Salvador Dali showed up to a gallery in a full diving suit once
opaque tartan
Arthur C Clarke lived in Sri Lanka and may be Epsteinesque
mint spear
I'm gonna make some food
opaque tartan
Bon appetit
mint spear
anyone want some
sterile tartan
yes
opaque tartan
What are you making?
sterile tartan
what are you making
opaque tartan
Jinx
mint spear
what flavor of ramen you want
opaque tartan
Chicken please
mint spear
aight
terse cargo
the blackest Black on the art market is only allowed to be sold to one person, in response to that the color pinkest pink was created and made available to everyone except that one person
mint spear
u shoebill?
opaque tartan
Spooky you can talk it's not real jinx
sterile tartan
beef if you have it
mint spear
@terse cargo the second blackest black made by the same pol is also off limits to him
terse cargo
yes
mint spear
Pretty sure the only product available to him is the glow
terse cargo
Anish kapor really did himself in on that one
mint spear
and the Glitter Made of Ground glass after he dipped his middle finger inside the pink
the glow was made available to show how nice it is to share
He made the chicago bean and hates it being referred to as the bean
It's a bean
terse cargo
not the most likeable person for sure
mint spear
oh yea
I'm gonna stream garfield on my personal discord for friends tommorow because why not
well they're voting on a movie
I think the fred movies are winning and I hate them for that
Anywho back to food
terse cargo
one of the EM wave listening posts once picked up a signal from which scientists believed it came from space, the source of the signal was later found to be a microwave oven
mint spear
microwave was discovered when that one dude put his food next to a microwave emitting machine or something if I remember correctly
I don't remember the details
terse cargo
it was a chocolate bar
terse cargo
the radiowaves melted the chocolate bar in his pocket
primal kelp
it melted the chocolate bar in his pants if its the choco one
mint spear
Also man I would be pissed if my chocolate bar was melted by radio waves
hallow isle
waste of good chocolate
mint spear
dude looks like he shit his pants in the lab and his chocolates ruined and nobody believes his excuse of the radio waves
hallow isle
chocolate is best served cold
mint spear
Yes
primal kelp
tell them to taste it
mint spear
Agree
primal kelp
thatll show em
terse cargo
rubber was made when a scientist accidently dropped a sulfur mixture on a hot plate
terse cargo
I think bee has gotten enough fun facts
hallow isle
undone moat
@dusty magnet fun fact: this fact isn't fun
terse cargo
humans evoke the same chemical reaction in the brain of an elephant, as a puppy in a human brain
hallow isle
opaque tartan
Why
dusty magnet
That was a lame fact computerman
hallow isle
@dusty magnet if you die in game, you die in real life
terse cargo
dark souls hospital edition
undone moat
@dusty magnet fuck you you're a fucking lame fact fucking lame fact fucker >:((((((((((
terse cargo
oh boy
mint spear
pants chocolate
@terse cargo I've heard that's a myth
the puppy one
or atleast a little untrue
terse cargo
hmm let me check
hallow isle
I did not plan well
mint spear
Everyone has fancy colors and I'm orange
hallow isle
my left arm hurts cause I donated blood yesterday
my right arm hurts because I had the flu vaccine today and I walked into a door
mint spear
Youch
dusty magnet
Computerman I will sting you
hallow isle
why didn't i do this hours ago
mint spear
@dusty magnet I still blame you for making me stumble upon chubby bucky barnes x reader online
dusty magnet
Yw :)
undone moat
I will throw chocolate in your direction then tell you you can't eat it
dusty magnet
I'll eat it anyways.
undone moat
fUck
mint spear
Trick a kid into those situations where they can eat the chocolate now or wait later for more then return later with no chocolate and eat the chocolate on the table in front of them
dusty magnet
Just to spite you
terse cargo
hmm you might be right about the elephant thing
tame hawk
I will throw chocolate in your direction then tell you you can't eat it
@undone moat you Monster
terse cargo
at least wild elephants will see humans as a threat
undone moat
I'll force you into a really awkward date and make you regret it afterward
mint spear
@terse cargo yeah it's no problems alot of fun facts I find are somewhat fake or exaggerated we all fall for em
clever vessel
triangle walrus on the top of the giant's mantle, grass growin' underneath like a hairy drugubug grasshopper, watch out for the mortgage muggles
tame hawk
Trick a kid into those situations where they can eat the chocolate now or wait later for more then return later with no chocolate and eat the chocolate on the table in front of them
@mint spear waiitttttt
Are you referring to the commercial?
mint spear
plus I mean happy brain chemicals are inside our head when we see puppies so maybe they are happy to some humans so it's technically not incorrect eh?
tame hawk
With those little chocolate eggs?
tame hawk
My god you just described it perfectly how do you not know it
terse cargo
well I can live with 2 incorrect facts
terse cargo
the commercial is based on a psychological experiment
tame hawk
Time to get the lawsuit money@mint spear
undone moat
bee's gone silent, I win
dusty magnet
@undone moat Jokes on you I've gone on countless awkward dates that I regretted
undone moat
fak
dusty magnet
Treu story btw
undone moat
well then
tame hawk
Treu story btw
@dusty magnet can we get some of those stories?
undone moat
I'll stick gum on the bottom of your kitchen table
dusty magnet
Uh well one time I went on a really awkward date and I regretted it
mint spear
I have never went on a date because dates are dumb untasty food and I hate them in my pesto pasta and chicken alfredo
dusty magnet
Sjame
undone moat
I'll turn your AC way low so your energy bill is expensive af
dusty magnet
I don't pay my energy bill 😎
opaque tartan
@mint spear pants chocolate...
undone moat
fffs
mint spear
Best kinds of food is modular foods where it has a basic composition but the test is creativity
Like salad
Sandwiches
tame hawk
Fair I can see that
mint spear
Pasta
opaque tartan
This sounds like danger
mint spear
Soups
hallow isle
omg u nerds
opaque tartan
I love tacos
tame hawk
Taking a basic structure and forming it yourself is the kind of food you like?@mint spear
Let me guess you played with your food as a kid
opaque tartan
I wish I lived in North America again just for tacos
mint spear
no
tame hawk
Sureeeeee
dusty magnet
My furniture consists of my bed and it's all threaded with locktite
undone moat
I'll fucking
hallow isle
shave 3mm off two of his bed posts so his bed will feel like it's tipping him but he'll never be able to figure out why
mint spear
I'm genuinely not who gets their greasy mitts and plays with food
mint spear
I learned to cook young
tame hawk
I'm genuinely not who gets their greasy mitts and plays with food
@mint spear sureeeeeeeee
Sureeeeeeeee
Sureeeeeeeeee
dusty magnet
Jokes on you I'm immortal
undone moat
hmmm
tame hawk
That’s fair but grilled cheese is s Tier
undone moat
death wouldn't be satisfying
tame hawk
The bread has to be toasted
opaque tartan
Grilled cheese with ham
tame hawk
That makes it even better
undone moat
I need to find a way to moderately inconvenience you
terse cargo
grilled ham and cheese sandwhich
silent wagon
Air fryers are God's gift to lazy people 😫
tame hawk
@undone moat unplug his phone before he goes to sleep
mint spear
@undone moat hide their keys inside the left of the gutter every morning with a note saying they are there
undone moat
I'll cause a traffic accident somewhere along his commute so he'll get stuck in traffic
steep pagoda
No
silent wagon
Shit in his exhaust
tame hawk
Make him forget his mask when he leaves
steep pagoda
Have construction people come in and redo the road he uses to get to work
mint spear
Gift them a roomba that always targets their feet
terse cargo
go to him at work and ask him if he closed all windows in his house
tame hawk
Every day you have to move his tables and seats a little bit
opaque tartan
Cling film over the toilet seat
tame hawk
Kill him
steep pagoda
Yes move his furniture just enough so that once he notices it bothers him
undone moat
I'll shovel snow BACK ON TO HIS DRIVEWAY
silent wagon
Wire a speaker into a Roomba that yells hentai screams whenever it bumps into something 
mint spear
Make sure their local stores is always stocked with fruit that is just off and not tasty with sour strawberry's and green bananas
mint spear
Satan has nothing on our ingenuity
terse cargo
maybe
tame hawk
Satan has nothing on our ingenuity
@mint spear facts we should renovate hell
terse cargo
to quote
opaque tartan
I'm there now, does anybody want a drink before getting here
steep pagoda
If anything he should hire us to redo the kind of punishments being made
terse cargo
"I am an atheist but if god sends me to hell I want him to hesitate"
tame hawk
Technoblade?
terse cargo
yes
tame hawk
Ahhhhhhh
silent wagon
God we are all going to hell
@tame hawk
mint spear
atheist cringe
tame hawk
Yep I’ll see you there to
silent wagon
I'm driving the bus to hell
mint spear
I'm gonna make it so any kind of powder packet always spills everywhere when opened
safe path
why cringe?
tame hawk
Damn so we don’t use charons boat anymore?
mint spear
cringe quote i meant
tame hawk
We use a bus
undone moat
if god exists I want him to send me to hell so I can torment the devil for all eternity
silent wagon
Sus Bus
terse cargo
get into the hell bus everyone
mint spear
that is also a cringe atheist quote
this is coming from an atheist
it's not that cringe
tame hawk
@mint spear do you even know the context?
undone moat
sus sus
tame hawk
Then shut the fuck up
steep pagoda
Soul driving us there
undone moat
is this
silent wagon
We must ride the Sus Bus to hell
undone moat
silent wagon
Damn straight
tame hawk
Soul can you drive well?
safe path
IF hell exists, i want to go there. Just so I can make a demon uncomfortable when they whip me
rare mauve
I am not getting on the bus
silent wagon
Never driven a bus before
mint spear
ew
undone moat
HUEH
tame hawk
IF hell exists, i want to go there. Just so I can make a demon uncomfortable when they whip me
@safe path yes Daddy
Like that?
terse cargo
you don't need to drive well to go to hell
mint spear
I painted my collosuss like a school bus
safe path
Something like that, or just moan when whipped lol
tame hawk
If he dosent drive well we go to hell
mint spear
ew
steep pagoda
Not being able to drive the bus well is key here
tame hawk
Exactly
steep pagoda
How else are we supposed to make it?
undone moat
on my way to hell like
https://media.tenor.com/images/8c930ffaeb6e887401d3a37bbd45ac67/tenor.gif
rare mauve
I’m going on the stair way
tame hawk
I like boon he thinks the right way
mint spear
Fatal Car Accident
rare mauve
Not the high way
mint spear
unironically I really doubt I'd be the kind of person to go to hell unless you count the whole athiesm stuff
tame hawk
unironically I really doubt I'd be the kind of person to go to hell unless you count the whole athiesm stuff
@mint spear sureeeeee
safe path
I cant say in here
tame hawk
I mean natani is a furry you have an exclusive pass to hell
Im arab by blood so yeah terrorist
Going straight down
First class
terse cargo
i am german
terse cargo
ganz gut und selbst so
mint spear
the only reason I can think of that I'd go to hell for is I don't believe in God and hell and all that jazz besides that I think if heaven exists I'm pretty fit possibly
tame hawk
Kann mich nicht beschweren bis auf das Ferien bald enden
safe path
ha jokes on you I don't believe in the the shit. Besides if I did believe and was going there it would be for a lot more than being a furry lol
terse cargo
ich freu mich tatsächlich aufs ferienende, dann kommt der neue trainingsplan
tame hawk
Das ist doch nice bei uns wird das Abi nur stressiger
mint spear
or the premarital hand holding
safe path
o.o
tame hawk
I ain’t gay but units are units
undone moat
I'm going to hell, p sure of it
terse cargo
jep ihr habts grade hart mit dem abi
safe path
wtf, holding hands is a crime? since when
undone moat
now.
sterile tartan
technically I could probably fit the bill for heaven I think. even though I don't believe in that stuff, my beliefs basically just revolve around not hurting people and respecting nature so
mint spear
unironically have never held someones hand truly unless you count my mom forcing me in second grade
terse cargo
eh I don't think I will go to heaven
tame hawk
Idk and idc
Heaven hell cant be that bad if one exists
I prefer my theory of eternal sleep
mint spear
I don't believe in the Christian god but it's kinda possible there's some form of God and I just do not know and will probably never know
terse cargo
hey like satan once said
safe path
Besides I think being lgbt+ would be a worse thing according to some religion, than being a furry XD
mint spear
God is the greatest mathematician
mint spear
who let the cat out
primal osprey
who let the cats out
tame hawk
@safe path dosent the Bible say that you should love everyone?
safe path
I have no clue I don't read that type of fiction
primal osprey
This topic is big stinky
mint spear
took me forever to know what "who let the dogs out" actually means
primal osprey
i go now
mint spear
Someone told me
terse cargo
you get send down here for one sin already so why not commit a thousand sins and go down there as a legend
tame hawk
Fair same
tame hawk
you get send down here for one sin already so why not commit a thousand suns and go down there as a legend
@terse cargo you just described hitler my guy
Someone who let the dogs out
sterile tartan
I know what it's about yeah
mint spear
@terse cargo lol what kind of religion are you referring to
terse cargo
thats what I am referring to
tame hawk
Ah I like that guy he’s fun
mint spear
isn't it technically you get out if you repent for your sins?
well
satan doesn't really get how hell works then
I'm gonna buy one if those contracts from the church saying I get a freebie out of my sins
terse cargo
thats a funny sentence
sterile tartan
we probably should move on from the religion topic before it actually bothers someone
Tiny didn't seem impressed tbh
mint spear
speaking of the church
yeah i agree stop saying cringe atheist stuff
I'm thinking of buying a cut out
but uh
All of them are literally expensive as hell except the goddamn pope
Why is the pope cut outs cheaper then the rest
terse cargo
"satan doesn't know how hell works then" marvelous sentence
mint spear
@mint spear I can't take you much serious when u say cringe athiest stuff over this
Y'all know how to cook?
sterile tartan
yeah
terse cargo
I don't really know how to cook
steep pagoda
Tbf some out there don't have much of a choice
safe path
or the people who make steak rare 🤮
opaque tartan
I've cooked since I was young, lucky to get taught by grandma
terse cargo
medium rare is good
mint spear
better the overdone tbh
mint spear
Medium Rare is generally agreed to be the best by most
steep pagoda
Some peoples taste can be over sensitive to seasonings
mint spear
blue is a cardinal sin imo but to each their own
steep pagoda
And yes medium rare is good
mint spear
i don't eat steak
terse cargo
as long as it ain't rare chicken breast
sterile tartan
yuck
opaque tartan
It's done to taste in a restaurant
sterile tartan
yeah
opaque tartan
Rare chicken, you mean healthy ones
opaque tartan
I cook steak between rare and medium rare
terse cargo
rare chicken as in salmonella
opaque tartan
I love baking
mint spear
Too rubbery
opaque tartan
Seagull also
terse cargo
I like most meat, but I am not big on fish
steep pagoda
I love fish
mint spear
I like all food in general tbh
opaque tartan
I like shrimp
terse cargo
i unironically hate almost all lettuce
opaque tartan
I really like steamed vegetables
terse cargo
steamed vegetables are delicious
opaque tartan
A good mix of cauliflower, broccoli, green beans, peas, carrots
mint spear
Used to like shrimp but it's ehhhhh now
opaque tartan
With some gravy maybe
terse cargo
oh I don't like cous cous rice
opaque tartan
I'm not a fan of cous cous
mint spear
I like roasted summer squash and zucchini tbh
opaque tartan
Zucchini I am very fond of
terse cargo
hmm zucchini is fine
opaque tartan
We call it courgette here
sterile tartan
If this game refuses to work ever I'm gonna be sad
terse cargo
what game
sterile tartan
Zoo 2
Steam is just having a fit. It isnt the game apparently
mint spear
The big nomanski
sterile tartan
Got it through steam
terse cargo
hmm weird
opaque tartan
sterile tartan
Steam itself decided to not respond. Might have to restart the computer honestly
Unless it works this time arounf
Around
terse cargo
I already ate the pickle
terse cargo
cease
verbal pelican
The big nomanski
@mint spear rofl
sterile tartan
Now to try again. Dinosaur laptop Will respond dammit
Alright. Music is a good sign for a game loading
mint spear
what do you do if somebody you are friends with you think has a crush on you
glad cypress
ghost
opaque tartan
Thanks bruh
glad cypress
leave and never look back
opaque tartan
But yeah also ghost
mint spear
they are friend tho
glad cypress
if it gets awkward, that is
mint spear
yes
mint spear
I have had to friend zone someone before but they were a bit more distant
I'll uhh see how this works out
rare mauve
F
opaque tartan
It's one of the pitfalls of being unobtainable
I've had people get quite mad at me for ignoring them
I had no idea they were entitled to my attention
mint spear
people get mad at you for that?
ppl just get a wee sad when I say no
you might have dodged toxic ppl
And it hurts to make ppl sad to me
opaque tartan
I understand that but it's worse later when they feel strung along
Or any of the other feelings people have
People get mad at me for a lot of things
Get accused of things
All I ever want to do is hang out with my cat
opaque tartan
@undone moat https://youtu.be/TNvzc5nwB4w
undone moat
lol
glad cypress
Well done pcman!!
steep pagoda
Coat the table in a thin layer of gravy. Then slide across it
Dettox will help you clean the mess right after
undone moat
bathroom/shower has been scrubbed
tomorrow, sink is getting cleaned and laundry is being done
hallow isle
adulting well today
verbal pelican
Meanwhile I am drinking coffee instead of cocoa
hallow isle
adulting badly today
bronze acorn
So I was in this discord server, and they had a channel called #shitposting. Then they got rid of it, and replaced it with #401847751249362945. But instead of simply renaming the channel, they decided to delete #shitposting. This meant that 3 years of high quality memes and shitposts were lost forever. Before, only the most high quality, premium memes were posted, along with some jokes. But when it was replaced with #401847751249362945, most of the OG’s stopped posting, and the quality when down. A lot. But now that I no longer have a place where I can go and browse shitposts, which was the main reason I was still in the server, I am now conflicted. Do I accept #401847751249362945 for the dumpster fire it is, or do I find a new server? And if so, what server?
hallow isle
I can think of one of two more things
glad cypress
some of my best memes I got from there. best meme channel on a Discord server
hallow isle
but can't mention them on a pg-13 server
glad cypress
the mods banned some of the best people
bronze acorn
Who was banned
glad cypress
Sen got banned.
bronze acorn
Sen?
glad cypress
Yes.
bronze acorn
That sucks
The worst thing is that 3 years of history are lost forever
Irreplaceable history
glad cypress
yup.
undone moat
glad cypress
I don’t have much of an issue with the mods there but Cairath has serious anger issues
undone moat
what
bronze acorn
I made a joke about how there’s this company called Klei and they make this game called Dont starve
undone moat
was this here?
bronze acorn
I got a warning for it
glad cypress
another server concern yourself not
undone moat
???
bronze acorn
It happened in the oxygen not included server
undone moat
ohhhh
bronze acorn
The equivalent would be “there’s this game called the last campfire, and I think Hello Games should buy the rights to it”
And apparently that’s deserving of a warning
Then they insult me
Actually, I have an idea
I can find all the shitposters and make our own server
glad cypress
I left it on day three because the neo-nazi propaganda was too much to bear.
bronze acorn
For making a joke
bronze acorn
The ONI server
glad cypress
wtf
bronze acorn
Literally all I said was since #shitposting was gone I was leaving the sever, then said “Adiós!”
Cairath sucks
glad cypress
yes.
I like to think that Phel actually knows but doesn't want to hurt their friendship by demoting her.
bronze acorn
So it’s just because they’re friends?
glad cypress
Yeah, that's what Phel said the reason for her being mod was.
bronze acorn
*sigh*
Do you know what the process for appealing a ban is in the ONI server?
@glad cypress
glad cypress
I don't.
bronze acorn
Can you see if there is one?
jaunty copper
i feel like there is a lot of "please be responsible for my problems" going on here
bronze acorn
No
I just want to be unbanned
However, I have no way to see if that’s possible, because I cannot access the server
hallow isle
you want to be unbanned from a server you don't like with moderators you hate and rules you don't agree to?
Are you familiar with the term 'masochism'?
glad cypress
Never said anything about rules mate.
Also who's saying Grim doesn't want to join it later to get advice about the game it was made for?
hallow isle
I'll fight you marm
glad cypress
please mercky
bronze acorn
The moderators suck but where else will I go when I need to know how to cool by base in ONI?
hallow isle
jaunty copper
it sounds like you have been provided an opportunity to learn about shitposting
bronze acorn
True
But a single joke
Does not sound like a thing to be banned for in a just system
jaunty copper
i won't argue that some mods/admins are harsh
bronze acorn
Especially without any warning
jaunty copper
earnestly wishing you luck and signing off for the night o7
bronze acorn
Thanks
hallow isle
This is discord, not the judicial system
There's no right to discord enshrined in the constitution
glad cypress
rimworld, perhaps?
hallow isle
Large servers tend to be heavy handed because of the sheer amount of bad behaviour that they see
glad cypress
4000 people...
well 10k
technically
but also the problem moderator has been known to fly off the handle at me asking her to do something she said she would do
twice
glad cypress
hey anders
bronze acorn
Saluton anders
undone moat
sanders
glad cypress
panders
sterile tartan
pogn't
glad cypress
poggers
undone moat
YOU CAN'T DO THAT
hallow isle
can't even
bronze acorn
Undispogn’tlesslying
bronze acorn
Very stretchy
hallow isle
squish
glad cypress
sqoosh
bronze acorn
Squash
hallow isle
found an interesting channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-4EoI1_yVs
architectural/engineering about buildings in london
or former buildings in this case
verbal pelican
Hehe
verbal pelican
Well tbh concrete buildings in BD crack within 10-15yrs because of incompetent work. Corruption. Stealing money and getting 3rd class material.
verbal pelican
Is this a Pink Floyd ref?
verbal pelican
Haha, no, I haven’t, soz
hallow isle
before you panic and go omg adam are you ok, this was taken in feb 😛
verbal pelican
As if >_>
hallow isle
perimeter wall
verbal pelican
increases brightness
verbal pelican
Hehe s’cool, I can relate
hallow isle
but yeah, came down, hit 2 cars and our bin store
sterile tartan
okay so the game I was just playing is 1000% inspired by DOOM
verbal pelican
But yeah, if you look, there’s no cemented platforms inbetween. They would make the wall crumble instead of fall like a bloody slab
hallow isle
I mention it cause they just started the rebuild today
hallow isle
8 months later
verbal pelican
Pandemic?
verbal pelican
okay so the game I was just playing is 1000% inspired by DOOM
@sterile tartan which game is that?
verbal pelican
Ahh
hallow isle
and the local council own 30-50% of the adjoining properties
sterile tartan
Shrine II
hallow isle
I think the home builder are picking up the tab
as it was their contractors I saw digging today
verbal pelican
That is quite stupid really
And this happens rather often
I know someone in Barretts(sp?) who is in sales, but she tells me how sometimes they have houses built and no permission for roads.
hallow isle
:x
verbal pelican
Sometimes they have hundreds of empty houses just sitting there.
How old is your house?
hallow isle
6 years
verbal pelican
Heh what did I say?
hallow isle
'no permission for roads'
verbal pelican
=_=
hallow isle
Also something I can't say here cause it's too recent
but mostly houses having no roads
hallow isle
I'm not sure whether to be flattered or offended 🤣
so yeah, it'll be nice to have full access to the car park again
and have the bins back in the bin store
and the bikes back in the bike store
verbal pelican
Bike..
Do you enjoy it?
PCMan, looks great. Is there underwater lvl, water puzzles?
hallow isle
Oh I don't own a bike 😛
I trip over everyone elses cause they're indoors
I do enjoy cycling though
Did a cycling tour when I was in SFO
They're being stored on the landing atm
verbal pelican
I do like cycling as well, but I don’t like cyclists on the roads much. =_=
Especially country roads.
hallow isle
SAME
verbal pelican
Like why. Just..