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time for the big sleep
@dusty magnet gimme one dem funky beats, boy
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@undone moat Here you are sir
3/10 not funky enough
Never enough funk
detroit: become skeleton
Whatcha eatin?
a banana
food
food food
on in an hour and a half right?
Has been aired at 2100. Imma check after I make this bangin’ sammich and coffee.
orly?
Yarly
man idk what it is but cathedrals do be kinda beautiful doe
Thu 29 Oct 2020 21:00
BBC Two
@verbal pelican 😦
esp ones with giant stained glass windows
it might be large amounts of money that there paid to build them
Señora Woman Donna
i am not very fond of cathedrals
you were wrong
i dont like the athmosphere inside of them
Femme
i think it's been rescheduled 😦
it has exactly the opposite effect on me
That’s BS =_=
ikr
i get very on edge when i enter one
I went to the store SPECIFICALLY for gummy worms
And forgot the fuckin gummy worms
Oh well, gonna finish Bly Manor then.
rip
Yikes hate when that happens, Spirit. I have some soured ones if you want.
S'ok Donna, I still find you tolerable 🙂
While he finds you tolerable, I find you adorable
I am strange to you, s’ok, I am trying to get over it still, but I will. Eventually.

Now kiss
It's a step up from unobjectionable, you're getting there!

Red, babe you finished it right?
They changed the name of Mtn Dew Voltage to Frostbite
Probably decreased standing with that eye roll.
I 
No, the eye roll was endearing 🙂
Story ends as expected.
I mean, it ends, as I expected it would, without more seasons. Not ends as expected lol
My night's goal is to become a green boi
Okay. I shall exert restrain. Delayed gratification and alldat.
Fruity, last time you had edibles it did not go well, my friend.
Green server role 😂
It's yum yums.
@limber fractal you’re yumyum. Yummy yams!
Tbf though they were more interesting than anything
But ranking up here is healthier
Yeah, was a lesson learnt in hyperventilation
Will have to drive longer than 45mins this time, Adam.
With your cough?
hypervention is my special ability
Not home?
Fruity would need assistance, not I
Portsmouth
Haha not anymore, no
Fruity's that close?
He is quite far from us
SCAS cover portsmouth too
SCAS?
South Central Ambulance Service
That’s not very effective..
Aaahhh OK
I wanna be close
C’mere
Would take me about an hour and a half to get into portsmouth though 😛
I still have the Derbyshire sound though :( I don't sound Southern at all
I mean it is possible for me to end up that far away
Yeah uni but I don't really want to go back to Derby haha
@hallow isle what's the furthest you've had to go?
personally, only about 30 miles total
Really? Not a very efficient system if they have to make you go that far.
that was a chain of 3 jobs back to back, progressively further away
Sounds tiring
@verbal pelican realised that wasn't particularly clear - each run was 10 miles, it just happened that there was a job waiting every time I cleared, and it was in the opposite direction from home
Hehe, I meant the provision of you getting called out to Portsmouth isn’t efficient. 🙂
oh 😛
well, sometimes I do go and lurk places
usually oxford or abingdon
as they're near
nope
Why
he stalks his prey
Ah, okay, so you go and hang around when you’re on call
rofl yes
Hahahha
Actually laughing irl
No 😛
this is all official and above board 🙂
Even though the oxford standby point is a supermarket carpark >_>
I'd have to get the map book out to figure out where the portsmouth standby is
plus portsmouth is a bit stabby for my liking
hey.
I still can’t believe I thought on your downtime you roam the streets to save lives.
So what’s at these ‘standby points’?
Lots of jobs
and some facilities
So there'll be somewhere to get food and pee within 2 minutes by foot
That is pretty cool.
And they're either at hot spots as far as jobs go (like oxford) or easily accessible locations (abingdon is <1 minute from the A34, so you can cover more space)
True. So there’s more support than I thought. TIL. I am super glad they are not starving you on the job.
Do you get a lot more panic calls now due to covid? From elderlies ie
Nope! I usually respond from home anyway, but if it gets busy I'll offer to go cover a standby, or if I've got someone else along so we're busier
Those kind of calls wouldn't get through to me
There's nothing I carry, or training I have as far as social care goes
Only calls along those lines I get are like "no one has seen doris since Friday"
Doris is at the bus stop.
Well 😛 not on the two occasions I've done those kind of calls
On both occasions doris was unfortunately no longer with us
Just in their homes, slipped away in the night
Hm I would prefer that, be in my own space
job
You seem to compartmentalise well, but that might be too heavy of a subject for here
Here’s a cat
so cute
Heh he has his moments
hoh boy
gonna go to microcenter tomorrow with one of my brothers to get parts for a pc
and I really don’t feel prepared tbh.
what kinda parts
He doesn’t want to plan ahead 😬
Going by his budget, a low end motherboard, an r5 2600/2600x, and a 16 gpu
so he is building a pc without having a plan for it
has he build one before?
Nope. But I’m coming with him to micro-manage.
and you build one before?
Twice.
allright then at least someone knows something
It will likely be a shit show nonetheless.
yup, that’s the plan
as long as he doesn't do anything majorly stupid it should work
fingers crossed
yeah I wish you luck
:)

Red..
You finish it? 👀
It was.. very tragic.
Jamie 
:p
Shhh :x
I think it was symbolic.
what game?
Dani wouldn't dare.
The Haunting of Bly Manor Netflix series loosely based on Henry James's work, particularly his 1898 novella The Turn of the Screw.
||what about that hand on gardener’s shoulder at the end?||
oh a Netflix series
That's what I meant. I personally feel it's symbolic.
I don't know Henry James though
Hmm. That’s even worse!
|| I mean. She purposely died / went back to the lake. To keep everyone safe. Especially Jamie of all people ||
Okay so, ||how did Flora’s parents not see Viola when they lived there?||
Yeah, but J was ageing . So I presumed ||she waited so Jamie could live her life, then ‘came for her’ at the end.||
|| Kids saw all the dead. Clearly parents kept missing her and everyone else. Father wasn't around much to begin with. ||
|| Came for her but she was still alive. Not that old lol What would Viola do, take over Jamie's living body, no? ||
True, true
|| Viola used to only come out at night from the looks of it. But yeah, that was silly. Leave it up to symbolic writing I guess. I mean, since ghosts don't actually exist 🤣 ||
Why are y’all speaking in black highlighter
Major spoilers.
Well, sorta.
Also makes the conversation more mysterious. 
|| Spoiler: I love you @verbal pelican ||
We are branding.
grrr
Damn that was a rollercoaster, Red
Right?!
fucking shitbag kids won't let me take a nap in fucking peace
You must watch Hill House, please. I’ll watch it again with you. Well on and off
That woman.
Gorgeous
Peter was the worst.
@undone moat hey @undone moat wake up, man
Made my heart dissolve.
Nice! Have a blast!
No, I cannot. Tbh if I did, I am too cynical not to fck it up
Nah, gonna read for a bit
sleep is for the weak
I’ll sleep when I die.
But not rly. Love my sleep.
@verbal pelican probably, I'm not sure anyone else would appreciate it. I have a fairly liberal attitude to death. Plus I have to make up small lies with this many people listening.
That’s good. It is inevitable and part of a natural process. “From my rotting body, flower shall grow..” and whathaveyou.
You started Boys s2?
yus 🙂
Good stuff.
haven't got far in
they just met ||homelander|| in the ||storm drain||
@limber fractal
🥒
Oo things are going to get really good for you, Adam
Heh former, as latter is rather open to interpretation
cause I'm running a bath right now, I'm not sure how much more good I can cope with tonight
I've still got a few minutes
will probably take my phone too
honestly waterproof phones are an amazing invention
I'm sure they aren't completely waterproof
That doesn't make any sense .-.
how so?
There's not gonna be more water around it at 6 meters
It's fully submerged regardless
well no, but at 6 meters the pressure will crack the glass
Ah, gotcha
So, not safe in a loch, then
Enough to hide Nessy 
So. Hard. To. Not. Pun.
Thankfully the moment has passed
It's not lochtight
I don't imagine a loch would be great to swim in anyway
canal water has a slight colour to it
That's considerably more than 6
In an existential way

Oo they have otters!
😮
Yeah..
youtube has been suggesting me otter videos
nice
I don’t think you should go near the cute otters..
So long you don’t consider them ‘body’
did you know otters can have favourite stones they keep with them
no 🙂 otters shall not be buried
Didn’t know, but yes, I can see that and it’s bloody as adorable as penguins stealing each other’s pebbles.
And then.. waddling away.
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listen to the noises he makes
I am that otter right now
Hairy 😬
Is that London Grammar at the end of that video?
Might have, might have also otteracted ticks and fleas. Lice.
I'm not familiar enough with their work to say
No fleas or ticks 🙂 I checked
Not today anyway
I'm one of those people that just smells extra delicious to things that bite
Must be 😄
I mean all they have to do is ask
I give the NHS a pint of it 4 times a year
Grace. Is wearing a f'n wig. An ugly wig. On her wedding day.
I do not approve.

That’s really cool. I haven’t in the last two years.
O-
I have an account manager :p
There's a special phone line I can call if I can't get a convenient appointment too
@limber fractal rofl this is actually smthing I was annoyed about and read this article at the time https://tarasparlingwrites.com/2013/10/10/an-open-letter-to-the-hair-on-peaky-blinders/
I am O+
And I feel like I have shared that with you before, hmm
No fucking way! 😱
Blood type, not link
Yes, thanks. Needed that refresh.
I don't remember my blood type. I think O+ too. Most common, right?
Donna, that wig wasn't just ugly as fuck. You can f'n see on the edges it was a wig. Sooo embarrassing!!! 😭
Donna.
Do you comprehend.
How much it ruined the moment?
This woman is one of the most gorgeous woman in the whole show.
And also the wealthiest.
And she can't f'n afford a propah hairstyle not involving a cheap wig?
Ffs!
I have that frame of tommy and her seared and scarred into my memory, and not in a good way
Is this a period drama thing?
Sigh
Maybe, they didn't have good wig glue whenever it's set
Why the fuck was there need for a mo f'n wig.
This wig looked fake as fuck.
You'd wear a wig to show you could afford one
It’s not that period, Adam
Oh ok 🙂
More like 20s
No excuse then
Unless you’re in law, I don’t think anyone wore powdered wig
Savage away
Clearly ppl noticed. Sigh. I agree about her dress. Her wedding. Most powerful man there. C'mon.
Ok does something real bad happen to ||homelander|| real soon?
:/
Homelander is invincible.
But trust me, fun season. Only episode I can't approve of is the one before the finale.
I was hoping they'd find some kryptonite or something.
Which ep are you at?
The last scene of that season. 👌

beanis.
I think it's a natural laxative 

british people dont need laxatives bruh
soggy toast and mushy beans dont take much to pass through
Omg lookie what I found! 😱 Princess Robot Bubblegum! 
🚪🏃♂️

The amount of coffee I drink, if I ever got stopped up it'd be straight to industrial strength drain cleaner tbh
Mm prune juice
Do. You. Understand. How. Much. I. Love. Princess. Robot. Bubblegum?!?!?
nope

dunno who she is
Thats some scary shit
c'mon red, spill
Wtf. My upload got deleted?

I didn't see it either
Those pants
Goddamn
I'm scared.
It’s a confusing emotion for sure.
But it uploaded for Adam fine. Super weird.
Discord trusts Adam.
I am equally beguiled and anxious.
So Princess Robot Bubblegum is part of a satirical hentai cartoon in GTA.
@verbal pelican https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16hOKscVxLE voila
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It's HILARIOUS. GTA has various in-game clips with a "series" about it. And different in-game merchandise featuring PRB theme.
There's a claw machine I got for my in-game arcade where you get all the plushies from the "show."
Yeah the cartoons in GTA are always amusing
Little guy in the background is Grindy.
Grindy
That's one of the plushies I got. I have them all except the very last one which is the hardest to get cuz she's glitched.
you have a lot of stuff
Ooh yess. I played A LOT of GTA Online. I was obsessed with it for a while lol Ironically tbh.
I meant to get back into that game since they were giving out free cash on the Ps4
Ooh yessss.
They've had a lot of cool promotions to get ppl to come back. They also released some new content.
I should check if they've released the new heist(s).
I'll probably just wait till I have the ps5
I seriously wish it was cross-play so I can play with ppl on PC.
@hallow isle thank you. That’s hauntingly beautiful.
Donnaaaaaa, I wish we can play GTA. 🥺 Oooh, maybe I should try streaming 
I'd sooo want you to watch the PRB tv show clip. It's sooo funny.
see, i wouldn't mind watching someone i know stream
Yay! Lmk if you're ever up for it. I can try although it'd have to be Twitch for me cuz I'm on Xbox 
Sounds awesome! I’ll be home in the afternoon tomorrow, if you’re feeling up to it then.
I'll be working, but I'm a home worker, soo I do what I want
Just stream Princesses Robot Bubblegum for hours
Omg I'm so excited!!!!
Ahhh!!! So much to show you! The game is sooooo funny.
You're adorable 
I'm so happy you're enjoying Your Name, Donna.
It's positive. And sweet.
And yesss, GTA 
You know how you love shoes?
Sooo many options.
It's like getting to play dress up with a beautiful doll that's a badass business woman lmao (well, not super legal, but...
)
Hahah I have played.
Donna loves shoes eh?
I do..
Given that Mafia II remastered was a foo, Red, I am in.

Don't think I've ever heard someone pitch GTA by comparing it to shoe collecting
Guuuurl!
Shoes are almost sacred.
All my friends laugh at how many coordinated outfits I got for my girl. She's hot!
When did you last play GTA Online, Donna?
It's changed a lot.
For early players.
V, when it came out
I like boots

But I am not nuch of a GTA person. More Gran Turismo
So yeah, you've got lots to see 
But might be fun with you.
I can't wait to show you!!! Ahhhh!!!!!
Adam, I will not share a number only to have that used against me in the future.
To be honest I would have assumed you to be the type to play cooking mama religiously 
joking
Me?
Donna
Yeah, cause you're a little master cook
Not really, no. Mostly poker on phone. And football.

Oh chess and pool.
Donna I'm absolutely shocked and horrified.
At how well you seem to know me >_>
She has an office. So many badass vehicles. A Tron bike. You know what? In your honor, for watching, I'll get her the HOTTT badass red Tron outfit! Fuck it
Sports mixed with fantasy can be fun
Do you comprehend how hot she'll look in this glowing bodysuit?
My first game on PS was a soccer game. So I grew up playing that, and a hell lot of minesweep. Some rpg.
Supersonic acrobatic rocket powered battle cars
Damn, Red, this is getting too steamy
She's also got helicopters and planes. Sigh.
uh
uhhhhhhhhh...........
What kind of planes?!
She's a f'n boss like no other!
Want an f-22 raptor pls!
He shouldn't wear a fog machine inside his shirt
Yeah kind of weird
Lmao
weiwd
What you'll expect of singleplayer: a nice story with plenty of freedom.
What you'll get out of multiplayer: death by an Oppressor Mk.2 the moment you enter any server.
Wewjd

And lots of children spewing profanities
I don't play in public lobbies.
So many angry babies
Naps missed
I NAT my lobbies and go about playing the way I wanna play.
Time for me to go to bed
Good night cheetoh guy
Night greenboi
I'm gonna be playing GTA with a friend who's a streamer so I'm gonna be stuck in regular online lobbies 😔
I prefer small or single player lobbies
Too many trolls in GTA
😐 and its been a while, but I'm looking forward to updating my character. She looks like shit.
I kind of wish I could swap her gender

Without doing the glitch tactic
Ooh you gotta make her look hot! You can change her features for G$100k but yeah, not gender.
You can create another character that shares the bank moneys. But that's it.
Suits, leather jackets, boots 
When u tell your manager something you know will take them hours to do just to annoh them
I never do anything too feminine. I want her to look like she'd steal your girl or your man. 
Noone wanted the task he jumped in i think he hates me now

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I never do anything too feminine. I want her to look like she'd steal your girl or your man.
@mint spear Same.
😁
YW!
@verbal pelican Red vehemently “wasn’t a GTA type of person” for the longest time until she finally caved to our friend pressuring her to download it.... A few months later she hit her goal of reaching $100m legitimately lol.
The game has pulled a similar type of evolution since launch as NMS
Aww
Her brother was chasing her around, so she settled down by me for protection.
Hes a jerk.
Thanks, Erik! She sold it gooood.
Kitty!
Anyway, goodnight all! I’m exhausteddd
Night night
That kitty face. Seriously perfect for an art piece.
G'night Erik, and welcome and all that
😊
G’night ❤️
Ty!
there's an AI that was trained to invent cats
Remember when I ran the shoebill through an ai

Interesting
every image it generates is a 'made up' cat
I think someone also made one for anime waifu's
nsfw text
I...
🤨
Those ears
Hi thena!
The eyes
o-O
Oh damn, yeah hehe
hello adamb im not actually here yet 😛

i got spirit to keep y'all in line when im not around now tho so there's no escape >:)
That art conservation was lovely. The guy’s voice is a bit invasive.
For someone who's not here you're typing a lot of words
As long as she punishes me with shoebills
Rip people in my hometown
You're in for a treat
Shoebills you say
Yes, I've been naughty
oh this hurts so much, my heart is too full of love for them
dat unflinching gaze
Late to the party
What?? Who 
Gonna go dump your coffee out now @mint spear

Fuck spirit is a mod again
Thats it I quit
I'm not getting paid enough for this shit

Well,


I'll run for mod again, on a platform of freedom, memes in every channel
Ban perms for everyone
denied
I'll run for mod on the basis that my name doesn't have to be red
Good luck

Last time I was a mod
My name was mint green
It was awful
Except I like mints
And those lil mints you can get at olive garden
They have a name that I cant remember
There's a saying that the best roman emperors were the ones we never hear about, does anyone remember when I was mod?
Libtards owned with fax and logick
👈
👈


i think
Therefore I am
Rene Descartes was a weeb
That gif is slightly terrifying
Uh oh, apparently I'm wanted by the federal government and I need to pay them $250 in gift cards to clear my name 

MARM
MOON
@wind plover do you want my credit card info
boob.
MRAM

MARMOON
Mram
MooooooooOOON
Yes, I also need the pink slip to your vehicle and the deed to your house
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SUS
mARrrrrrrrrmM
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MALO
MALK
Is that from dark crystal
It is
Wait
@sterile tartan is that from the dark crystal?
Are you attempting to summon the flying spaghetti lord
Yeah. That one scene where they have pasta instead of puppets
Oh

Give me the formioli
end my lifioli
🟠
Ban
Took me a second to find this image, but @undone moat
That's actually really sad
I did
I should be asleep. BUT just noticed @sterile tartan is mod! And that makes me giddy. So
and
to that!
I watched the frighteners

Spirit best mod
Hex used mind control

I did it for months. 
Hex and I share a brain
Gave me something to focus on.
Wait here?
No, another server
yet you not only applied anders but you stayed through the extended trial mod period 😌
Ok haha I was like who tf are you
so while you can talk...
I should do something
But I'm not
Ngl I only stayed because there were some dank ass memes in the mod channels @silver mantle
And that is a fact and you know it
🤬
I have like a thousand books to read, and art and stuff
The only dank memes I experienced in mod channels were shit I had to witness in logs

adamb needs his money this month
And on my celebratory note, can I ask you, @sterile tartan...can you please mute me for ummm...8 hours? Pretty prease? 🍒 on top? 
And goodnight everyone! 
Here’s my £3.75 McDs receipt
.mute 8h @limber fractal
ty red 🙂

Cough!
.mute 8h 357610080235028510
Spiritprancer#1602 RedHotTrouble#3707 has been muted from text and voice chat for 480 minutes.
@verbal pelican what can you buy at rons for £3?
Triple cheese

She sleep
Don't worry, I'm only secretly judging you
Many thanks
profesisonal memberships are due this month
XOXS
so company owes me like, £500
Ajumb

u gettin us pizza?
fuck it, taking it anyway
I've a strat for bypassing the need for melatonin
It involves a quick blunt force to the head
PCman go sleep
What pizza would you like? Pepperoni and covid ?:P
Hawaiian
GIMME A SEC IM POOPING
Nice
"Processing your receipt"
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
adamb isn't getting his money this month then
Much rage
"Please note: If you have paid an order by Direct Debit, it may take up to 10 days for your receipt to be available."
This is the British Computer Society, FYI
Debitibed
Who clearly have no idea how to fucking computer
Hah try chasing invoice from office supplies
Go for afternoon tea with the queen
Aye
do you use concur @verbal pelican ?
melatonin has been consumed
Nope.
big sleep will commence in 30 minutes
Why?
Just wondered if you knew my pain
for now, pikmin music.
As for the masochism, it’s the english way
https://www.penisland.net/
||trust me||
Sry i only goatse
Are you a member if the pen15 club marm?
interesting
don't click it spirit just go with your gut
it's Pen Island
but it might not be
shroedingers link until its clicked
penisland
oh gosh
some people pay good money for that
...how much did you take?
Good hourly rate
Solid
fuck that though I want my 45p XD
What’s that for? 2nd class RM for your fictitious coffee?
Naw, it's just mileage for a datacentre trip to replace a failed router
I'm salaried, so no callout charges 🙂
Eight rhat all tbe strain mt wrist can take
oioi
3typos splendid
🙂
Shhh hehe
give that weary wrist a wrest then
Of course 🙂
You're not that lucky
wrest is to forcibly pull something from someone's grasp
maybe don't do that to your wrist
g'night
Enjoy the late night beat :v)
pretty
fight like an aardvark with the hide of an armadillo and the club of an ankylosaurus








