#off-topic-bond-james-bond
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Also, good job with the wires, Ghost. Looks great!
Can't remember where that's from
Hahah that bad?!
Can't find a clip of this anywhere, gotta do it my goddamn self. Buncha lazy fuckers the rest of you lot.
From S6E5 of Malcolm in the Middle.
there
Someone needs to reevaluate how they see themselves.
Haha loved his chain smoking phase
I have only watched bits
Non English here, crumpets > english muffins. Especially english muffins in the US 🤢
english muffins are ok for some things
like, I wouldn't put a poached egg on a crumpet
what sort of paints :x
Heh naughty
I guess I only like english muffins as part of scrumptious Eggs Benedict
🤤.
eggs benedict is also a valid use for english muffins
although that is a poached egg...
All egg benedicts are poached eggs, but not all poached eggs are Benedicts
Hex!
Quit stopping typing, man
I was going to comment that I only recently (I'm 32) learned to poach an egg.
What does poaching an egg mean
Oh
I like to add vanilla flavouring and cinnamon to the water though.
Everyone does it different. 😕
only gordon ramsey does it right though
Sweet eg
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This is art.
How old are all the mods
Varied, 14 - 35ish I think.
You'll have to keep guessing. It's not my place to speak their age for them. 😕
I didnt even notice thena was trial admin til just now
I’ll guess that space man is the 14 year old
If that is what you mean by 14 being the lowest
Bee is 19. I know that cause he told me.
Weird
he's kinda unreliable tho
@sterile tartan - Yep, just a couple days ago or even yesterday.
There’s no way this person is 13
Who?
Oh that explains it
I was the big busy when it happened
Me?
Si.
How am I not 13
Yerts, how old are you?
I’m not yerts
<_<
This hospital bed hurts my tailbone. I wanna be done already, gosh
Spirit, how much longer do you have till you can leave?
Couple hours
Donna do you think I’m younger than 13 or older?
Older.
-_-
But the fact that you said you’re 13 makes me slightly annoyed.
But oh well. Dinner might fix that.
Bbl
I mean 13 is abiding tos
See y
Isn't it
How does that annoy you bruh
bai @verbal pelican
I mean I do sometimes get annoyed at pointless stuff when I’m in a bad mood
Hi in a bad mood
when
Adam, it’s just dinner. Don’t be so chuffed about me leaving.
Right now I am in a decent mood
Hello :)
@verbal pelican I'm just waiting for "30's F ?poisoning (ingested paint) NHS999 C2" to come in as a job tbh...
Someone told me I had no rights
I left
@sterile tartan you left sticking pattern? Huh?
Issa pun
Yeah I get that
OH LMAO
How do you left
By leaving
No
In past tense
The pun is about sticking on drums
Oh
I see what you're saying
Doesn't mean my slow brain understands though
And what does left mean?
.-.
Also if you guys think I’m older than 13 just quiz me On math stuff that you learn in any grade above 8th
Are you drunk halflings?
That would be illegal
My mind is too hazy and I'm confused
Or 21 in some countries
Well also drinking age in the US is 21
Imagine if halflings was one of the mods lmao.
or 12 in some better countries
Benadryl hits so much harder when it's given straight into your veins
"better"
It's 8 in my country
Imagine if halflings was one of the mods lmao.
@mint spear I would change nick names a lot
I would make a drug joke, but there's a minor here
Had my first rakija when i was 3 though
Benadryl in an IV? That sounds so wrong in all of the ways.
#slavicupbringing
I would make a drug joke, but there's a minor here
@civic ferry it’s fine go ahead, unless that is a joke and it went over my head
Yep
It's normal
They make that particular type specifically for IV
Slavi cup bringing? I could use a drink.
but a 5 year old can get blazed under parental supervision
Slavi cup bringing
Damn this bug is flying around and it sounds like a plane
@civic ferry you beat me by like 3 seconds
The loudest damn bug I’ve ever heard
Have you never heard an angry katydid
Lydia Attard, invertebrate guru at the Toronto Zoo, amazes us all on a tour of the "Bug House" with the off-the-charts noise of this male katydid. The mic on my camera was woefully inadequate to capture the intensity and sheer volume of the noise he made, but hopefully you can...
Well the loudest bug I’ve ever heard that is making noise from its wings
is a katydid like a bofa?
Or a cicada
Cicada are the things you hear in summer scenes in anime
They never shut up
I don’t hear frogs all too often
Spring peepers
We had a frog pond in one place I lived. They just sorta decided They lived there on their own so I guess the frogs had a people house near them
Goddamn spring peepers
I used to think they were flocking birds
But now, tiny loud frogs
It was the frog's property first
insert hippity hoppity

Tadpoles are cool to watch
Ok west coaster
sock!
Ive been at thw hospital for four hours
😩
Oof
I'm in a drive thru waiting to get a giant q tip shoved up my nose
I’ve never actually been to a hospital as a patient except when I was born
Still have half the medicine in the IV bag
Kill me
squeeeeze it
Great idea, why didnt I think of that
😄
Wait wait!
Lol
(don't squeeze it)
Well yeah
You need to use your 400 dollar juicero!
I mean you can but the nurses will get cross
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TURBO MEDICATION
Soul isnt here 
@silent wagon speedrun your way to the hospital
if you BLJ down the stairs at the right angle you can skip the driving segment entirely
🤞
To him it looks like Gunter is speaking his name out of no where
Theres a spot in Prey that launches you across the room if you try to go over a specific part of the wall
oh my fucking god its the Warner Brothers (and the Warner sister!)
It’s 4:20
@gray peak I still have an hour to go lol
Oof
no i was horribly singing to the tune of that song
Oh okay
Oh
Should learn how to do a Yakko voice so you can go "Helloooooooo nurse!" 
Nah
Dew it
I want a snack. But I don't know what. Heck
the Great Wakkorotti
There is donut at the cafeteria usually
Donuts are good but nah
Not allowed to leave the room
I can order food. Hospital room service is alright
Yeah
Did they make you wear one of the hospital robes
Nope!
That’s nice
Wearing anything without underwear is uncomfortable
Especially if it’s just open bottom
Like a robe
Spent a lot of time in the hospital when I was a kid
Usually you get to wear underwear in them
Unless they're doing certain exams and stuff
And like horror stories of hospitals where hella weird shit goes down is pretty scary to me
Yeah
Have you seen the game the forest?
Well the part where you go into the hospital underground complex is pretty scary
And my dad being a neurologist, sometimes I go to the hospital late at night with him to parts of it that are rarely used
Those parts are real spooky
It's cool that your dad is a neurologist
Ah
Sometimes he will tell my family about a crazy dude that he had as a patient that day that faked a seizure to get drugs from him
That happens a lot unfortunately
And then tore off the electrodes during an EEG and had a fake seizure
Are you okay PCman
no
Hmm
I am incredibly nervous
Did pcman get into someone's stash? 🤣
if you wanna laugh your ass off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tijPnmblEU
Robin Williams performs.
Tear off the things because he obviously can't tell it's fake without them 
Unfortunalty you live too far away for me to help
Gonna get
Blueberries, and blueberry yogurt. And mix those so theres more blueberries in the yogurt
make a blueberry smoothie
how
uh
Adam hates me
beat the fuckin everything to a pulp with your omega fists
Sounds good
But I only have one fist available for punching
do it
Then magically put the entire mess in a cup I don't have
From all over the floors and machines
This is a good plan

... I could make a joke
But I won't
Why not
It's nsfw
punch froot
Why punch fruit when you can punch meat

No he's getting covid
Oh nice!
omg
that's how the positive test rate is so high
the covid is in the swab 😮
donald was trying to warn us
That happened in I think Birmingham
Used tests were distributed 'by mistake'
also freal i dunno why the us chose to use the brain swabs
O_O
Sue UniSurge!
in the uk, we use plain cotton swabs, 10 seconds on tonsils, 10 seconds 1 inch up nose
I think the us just likes convincing us that outrageous methods are necessary for kicks
Almost 5 hours since I got here. Aaaaaagh
I got selected to get tested, I was going to agree to it but some of the questions I needed to answer to be part of the selected group were so massively irrelevant that I changed my mind and decided not to.
Nurses are discussing a skating rink that's gonna reopen
Icy coronavirus
It's too warm in here
Aggghhhhh
Spiritttt
Reeeeddddd
Why are you in hospital? 🥺
Medicine
It's every six months, and I end up in here for a stupid amount of hours
Yeah
I'm sorry you gotta do that. Super lame. 😔
But we are here to entertain you!
what they got you on btw? interferon or ivig or similar?
This medication does something like... Isolating certain antibodies or something. It's neat but I dont remember exactly
👯
ivig 🙂
Hehe I’ll let it slide
Can you get a more comfy cushion you can bring along to sit on btw?
Ocrevus
If you wanna know the specific one too
Probably
I just never think to
I have cute grippy socks though
Yeah? What’s on them?
Grippy things
Soul’s face? :x
Most likely rubber
Bunnies
Sock
OH THAT WAS HORRIBLE
They're fuzzy on the inside, and the grips are super grippy
Gotta have more prunes for proper bowel movements, PCMan
I HAD TO RESIST THE JRGE TO SNEEZE
Eugh
Sounds really warm and cosy, Spirit
You know what I think Spirit needs in here?

I’m too scared to ask..
cake
Well, everyone needs cake
Did @dusty magnet say dance party?! Say whaaaa? 
a big juicy hot dog

Sean

I still have the bag and everything, is this not a biohazard?
Meds are almost done.
Then theyre required to keep he here for an hour to make sure I don't get bad side effects
I don't but they can't exactly break the rules with it
Yeah, better be safe than sorry.
Aww I hope you get to go home soooooon!!! 
could always leave AMA, but probably best to wait
Did you get to eat anything?
You gotta teach Chubby about stashing snacks Spirit. 
Who is chubby?
I'm very pro snack stashing, the way squirrels do.
Of course of course, you are very wise
Blueberry yogurt with a bunch of extra blueberries I mixed in
I hide some snacks so my family doesn’t eat them
Haha Red stashes popcorn. Super sneak.
I don’t eat popcorn too much
I wish I could say the same
I think my mom is hiding some packets
Haha Red stashes popcorn. Super sneak.
@verbal pelican You've no idea how sadly and hilariously true that statement is. Sigh. Erik can tell you the stories
I love popcorn, I just never want to put in effort to make it and we dont have microwave popcorn that often
Sometimes I go searching in the kitchen and pantry for hidden snacks
I love animals so much
Love 'em. Last one I had was white, named him Cursor.
Pic from earlier
They do if you dont take care of them properly
They do have very short life spans.
But hamsters do have very short life spans in general.
I need animals in my life. Sigh. One day.
Isn’t It like 5 years
Hamsters 2-3 years.
Be*
Basically. If the person mentioned above had their piggies dying left and right as implied, they should probably look into what's going wrong
Mannn, now I want a dwarf hamster. 
I miss my fish still
We even have an air popper and we don't both bother either
I once had a guinea pigs, but it was too much hassle for me as a kid
I love the sounds they make 😄
We have an air popped. And a bowl with a lid made specifically for microwaving loose kernels
And I still dont do it
Popper
They do make adorable sounds
Jumping in here... I love my air popper. I used to work in a movie theater, so there's a not insignificant nostalgia factor w/rt the sound.
Ah
Plus, no need for popping oil imparts health benefits.
Ok
All nms fanatics should speak gek
feni ogeor inutu
I speak gek
If yall can translate that ping me with ur answer
My sister just sent another picture of the puppy 😩
I swear it looks like a red panda/ fox hybrid
show us?
omfg that’s an adorable pupper
that's a gek ma'am
oh look, a smartass in its natural habitat
how lovely let me take a photograph
😄

I'M HOME
OK
HI HOME
HERE'S A COOL ASS INDUSTRIAL PLANT I SAW WHILE IN THE PARKING LOT OF AN ABANDONED CHURCH
IT LOOKS ABANDONED
: D
in the future, it will be the church
people will dress in robes
the sky will be green.
Bbbbvvvvvvvvb
@verbal pelican
@hallow isle
Hi!
HERE'S A COOL ASS INDUSTRIAL PLANT I SAW WHILE IN THE PARKING LOT OF AN ABANDONED CHURCH
@undone moat pfffff I have a giant one of those
that one's scary
For me to consume paint so you can come over.
well when you put it like that
Heh smh, you squirming is a fun sight
Oh
u turn into realistic polar bear
Nope, I think it backfired
It
I think it might've
Urthy
Choose a colour, Adamsan
guguubuhhh
neon blue
blue
color
zoid,
zug
That blue makes me wanna coollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllide with an object of equal mass
😔
bink
Y
That’s more azure, aquamarine, but okay. Thank you.
you're welcome
google said neon blue, be thankful I've temporarily moved from 4 bit colour to 8 bit colour 😛
I love aquamarine
@limber fractal I thought you were coming over bb
smoosh evolved from lowly pokaman
can confrim.
it's good to vote, but it's just A LITTLE BIT annoying when every social media platform tells you to almost every time you open them.
did you vote?
Good morning 
move to america and do it
it'd be illeeeeegal
I'm not sure how that would work 
Nah, sounds evil
i won't, but someone will
@hallow isle Coming over...bb? What's bb?
Crap. I've missed out a lot in here. Jeeez!
I'm craving something sweet
@verbal pelican You know what color I would've picked?
What’s that?
@mint spear Your sister's dog. Adorbz. Name? Also, Day 18 completed? I did mine 
@verbal pelican Redddddd. Or cobalt blue. Or purple.
I need to know the know as well, pls.
So bloody cute.
I want a dog of my own so bad
Red, hehe I fell for it again.
I have to wait quite a while though
I'm scaring myself for no reason now
Probably 10 years if not more
😔
Maybe after you graduate and move off campus.
@mint spear you need to contact your sister asap. And explain that we're in dire need of a name for her adorable pup.
@mint spear name it Franklin
@mint spear Omg yes! Ask her if she's open to suggestions!
Foxtrot!
@hallow isle what's your pup name suggestion?
Doggo
What about Foxie for short?
Whatchu eating?
I wanna see it
I had mice when I was younger and I named them all crapitizer, crapitizer 2.0, 3.0, 4.0 etc. I told her she can't use that
It’s ^
Uhm you ok?
toast + bsalmic vinegar and olive oil
Buhsalmick
it's better than it sounds, trust me
😍
Trusted.
Buhsalmick
Terrible name idea for the dog
Gonna go finish this, Red. About to spill stuff. Bbiab
it's all I've got atm, can't go to the store because quarantine
@undone moat Did you test + or -?
Smoking a phat doink
@limber fractal you were going to come over to see my gopher 😛
but-but
@dusty magnet won't know for a couple days
Oh gotcha
@hallow isle Omg!!! You on?????
I thought smokey was supposed to prevent forest fires not start them
Lame :/
I could be
@hallow isle Is Donna joining too?
I dunno is @verbal pelican coming over to see my gopher too?

@dusty magnet if it makes you feel better, I'm not feeling any symptoms - I was just exposed to someone who tested positive
Still is annoying tho. Sorry you gotta deal with that :/
I'll dm Donna. And will start Xbox.
are we doing nms yet?
is real relaxation hours
ffs ketchup&mustard cables, i expected better from EVGA
Yeah, awful colors.
tbh it’s an even bigger slap in the face that some of them are black
like you couldn’t have bothered to do the rest????
White and silver would have been a decent alternative.
If they need to be colored coded
They don’t really need to be I think, the one on my main PC is all black (same brand) but for some reason this one isn’t.
I mean it kind of reminds me of a color pattern a garter snake can have.
You put that thing back where it came from, its a menace on this world D:<
@glad cypress is it modular?
nope
f
You could think of it as womanly. Yellow is for piss, red is for period.
hUh
what..
Your cords are a woman using the toilet on her period

Well I could say that the colors also look like someone having a surgery/operation done too. Yellow for iodine, red for well blood, black for bruising or the salve they put on after to promote healing
surgery pc
I liked my idea better.
you may not see me in a while
but nobody cares anyway
I care
😐 hmm
why are you leaving?

I'm not leaving the server
leaving where
I mean you don't have to announce departures. People come n go. No worries.
leaving the server in the absence of your presence, let’s say
not this server specifically
ok
He has a little wee wee 
Yo u cannot contain the moon
Ye
We need that hand drawn emoji
Hex
Aethena
Someone
Star
Make the emoji an emoji
If I can get a cropped version of it then maybe
Ok
Clear background to if possible

Lmao
What would you like to name it? 

Or I could just totally leave it lol




wtf are all these emojis
😊 

🖕 



whoa whoa whoa why you flick us off Star?
he’s a mod
👌
yeah
I vote star gets best mod 2020
I should've listened to 20201015_164856
oct 2020
star best mod
yes
Discord is rolling out stickers
huh
Have fun with that. They don't seem to have added a permission for them.
how am i going to put a sticker on myself from discord?
are they introducing new monitors that wrap around our bodies?
oh
👉
👈
👍
👍


👉 💩
its all mine
That'll be the day.
hey
i think she is cute
cute in a good way, not in a bad way, i need to specify that
I thought it was a boy?
nah
👈🏼 What is this? 
I think they use the excuse of zombie to justify its existence in the game. Just one of those typical underage characters from foreign games.
How English pronounces the name of that char, btw
Chi chi
irs trying to kill the mafia


Juice?
big juice
Bigger juice.
j
B
brown.
Jello
Tootsie flavor
I dont like it 
since when did #off-topic-bond-james-bond become #cursed-images
FLUTE SALAD
That poor salad is handicap
I'm FINALLY HOME
I petted Jasper. Murphy is... Somewhere

runescape music
ereeeeeerrreree30
Man I wish I had three messed up veins on my left arm. Oh wait
No two
Two spots are the same vein
yup I agree but at least my name makes sense
I don't think blood oranges are pink
It'll stop sometime
But for now it's dumb
Did you know. (Warning: gross) ||Burst veins will gush blood everywhere as soon as they aren't covered ||
I wish my blood was that color. Wtf is wrong with your blood Marm.
if your blood is that color, seek immediate medical attention.
well
it’s closer than a cyan color
then again
non-oxygenated blood is blue iirc
They also didnt think to offer numbing until the fourth try
Which I didn't know was an option
Even though tensing from pain was the reason They kept messing up!
Guys my masterpiece is in #761220249160122438
Vote away
Your livelihood depends on it

Gonna ignore it now
Tsk tsk
Spirit you're making me woozy 
Sorry
time to SURF
as if things couldnt get any worse, in 20 something mins 2 man made objects in low earth orbit are likely to crash, thats not good at all.
I learned a while back I dont do well around blood. I actually fainted. Which surprised me.
That sucks moon
Anyways that wasn't me telling ya to stop talking about it tho. I was just commenting 
@fiery mason they prob won't
Fingers crossed
Ahh okay
I can be tough 
I think I got my venting out for now
I'm not mad at the nurses. Just the situation

Yeah, to be honest I'm not 100% sure what your dealing with. Dont know if you remained vague or I missed a chunk of info.
Saw something about veins n blood 
I went to the hospital for an IV medication. It took them that many tries to get the IV in
Oh, ew, alright. I hate injections.
Mhm
Context is important sometimes haha
And I'm really tired, so sense of pain was heightened, and I kept tensing up and messing with their precision
oof reminds me of why I stopped donating plasma. Last time I went they stuck me 5 times. Never had that issue before, it started to hurt. Sorry you had to deal with that. it sucks 😦
It does suck. Usually the appointments are a lot less... Painful
And now I dont have to go back til April so I have plenty of time to recover lmao
I used to have issues with them having to dig and re stick when drawing blood... A simple little tattoo salved that issue lol. I have an arrow marking my vein 1/8 inch in front the arrow and about half the needle deep and you will hit it everytime 🙂
@fiery mason any large enough to survive to impact?
it could break into smaller debri and could cause kessler syndrome
works good until your veins start to shift 🙂
*well
probably got a good 10 years or so before you start decomposing

yeah just passed out haha
@limber fractal 
@hallow isle 
@glad cypress 
Omg Marm is everlasting pink!
@glad cypress
@hallow isle
Omg Marm is everlasting pink!
it's blood red not piiiiiink
@hallow isle

best role rank colour
thats why i keep saying that this should be Legend color
legend looks like a washed out version of it
the next step is legend and that's when I became a mod lmao
couldn't go to salmon after that
Chartreuse
a pale green or yellow liqueur...ummmm 👀
yeah
adamb
I'm thinking of a different colour
are
I can't find it
oh
Marm's def hot pink 
hehehe
Goes well with Adam's purple
you get a preview of what the server would look like if i decided all the colours
For her water color art piece!
all good looking colours excep mine now :c
ooooh
Crap, I forgot to ask her to post it!
it's ok she'll see the mention 😛
this girl matches Marm 
please this is a christian minecraft server
im out then
no swearing in my christian minecraft server


yay I'm Top Gek!!
i already knew what I wanted it to be 😛
If you hadn't said anything I would have assumed you've always been Top Gek 
What are the requirements for that one?
level 99
😄
I will message you to collect your suggestion.
😮
Being bottom 
k guys hear me out...
Gunter are you here
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maybe nsfw, maybe not nsfw
lol
So do you hate bees now?
today we had a customer come in who had a glaringly obvious coke finger
Bees are cute
a coke finger
a coke spoon 😄
one finger with an absurdly long nail used for doing coke
a long fingernail used for measuring a line
I'm so innocent 
which old shows largely hold up and are available via streaming
so what
Scandalous
just an actor
i mean what other reason would you have for having such a long nail?
they all do hard drugs by my book
Stab your enemies eyes
scratching the hard to reach spots, bee
im with marm its not a huge deal. super common in the 70s and 80s
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