off-topic-bond-james-bond

[hybrid jacinth]

Ohhhhhhh

[limber fractal]

They look nice on Benedict

[hybrid jacinth]

That's a pretty good hat

[undone moat]

I have a hat

[hallow isle]

I'm reliably informed benedict would look good in a binbag

[spare harbor]

A true rainy weather hat

[undone moat]

it looks familiar but I forget what the name of it is

[hybrid jacinth]

Tophats

[spare harbor]

Hrmm, never had a tophat

[undone moat]

I could post a picture of it but it's gonna be my face

[limber fractal]

I love hats so much. I swear. Sigh. This convo's perfectly splendid.

[hybrid jacinth]

I've never owned a tophat either

I wish I owned a tophat

[limber fractal]

Same

[undone moat]

I FOUND THE HAT PCI

PIC

[limber fractal]

I own one in GTA at least 😆

I love the hat selection for my character. She's so friggin cute. And hot.

[hallow isle]

swipes left

[silver mantle]

nice hair

[limber fractal]

I looove purple hair 💜

[silver mantle]

this hat is superior

imo

can't decide if i should go back to sleep or stay up

[limber fractal]

How many hours did you get?

[hallow isle]

^

[limber fractal]

How do you feel? Super awake? Or still sleepy?

[silver mantle]

7 hours

but its not the correct schedule to get up at 10

[mint spear]

Brown

[undone moat]

b-

[limber fractal]

Bomber hat!

[undone moat]

Brown.

[limber fractal]

Those are soooo funnn. Soooo warm

My friend gifted me one. I'd never experienced their awesomeness until then. Pure heaven.

[undone moat]

I bought that hat back when I went to school in Idaho during the winter

saved my ears from falling off

[limber fractal]

but its not the correct schedule to get up at 10
@silver mantle But you may feel too groggy after? Are you able to sleep?

[silver mantle]

idk dude

[hallow isle]

what time is it now

local time is fine, you don't have to translate it to bongs

[silver mantle]

1042

[hallow isle]

ok, so as an expert on fucked up sleep schedules, I wouldn't go right back to sleep

[undone moat]

wait...

is it 2 hours ahead in the east or west if you're in CST?

I think it's east

[hallow isle]

I'd have an early lunch (or late breakfast), shower, do something for a bit, then nap for 2-3 hours

[limber fractal]

PT is 3 hours behind ET

[undone moat]

ahh

[limber fractal]

MT is 2 hours behind ET.

[undone moat]

timezones hurt me

[limber fractal]

CT is 1 hour behind ET.

Adamb on the other hand is 5 hours ahead ET.

[silver mantle]

no way to go to sleep anyway been getting pinged constantly since i got up lmao

[undone moat]

sorry

[spare harbor]

looks shifty eyed

[limber fractal]

[spare harbor]

I may or may not have been telling her how I cooked my old wireless card...

[silver mantle]

Spacecraft is def a more popular theme than emral already xD

[hallow isle]

it's currently just coming up to 7 bong here

[undone moat]

emral was... hard to do photos for

like it was hard to get inspiration

[silver mantle]

🤷‍♀️

[undone moat]

mostly because there isn't really a lot of green in the NMS universe at times

[limber fractal]

@hallow isle 👀

[hybrid jacinth]

Submission for spacecraft

[hallow isle]

@limber fractal a blob for all occasions

[limber fractal]

[spare harbor]

The only blob i need is a fire blob in genshin

Fan the flaaaaames!

Seriously satisfying popping one, setting a field on fire and blowing wind over it until everything burns! WAHAHAHAHA!

[undone moat]

I'm gonna pop

[glad cypress]

I’m gonna poop

[silver mantle]

i want spicy food

[glad cypress]

mood af

[undone moat]

you know what the worst thing in the world is sometimes? cold bathrooms

like I've still got my pants on and I'm freezing, what makes you think I'm gonna pull them down and suffer through that?

and then the seat is like ice and your just sitting there like
https://media.tenor.com/images/784280299cde305a00fea89b448691bb/tenor.gif

[glad cypress]

cold bathrooms are better than warm ones imho

[solid shell]

Just look for Japanese toilet seats

[glad cypress]

if they’re warm you’re sweating and it’s awful

[solid shell]

Nice, heated, butt-washing and with a butt-drier

[undone moat]

true but they're still not comfortable marm

[solid shell]

They can be as warm as you want

Hot, even

[glad cypress]

true but they’re still not comfortable marm
yes absolutely

but still. Nothing beats a 66-76 degree bathroom

[undone moat]

oh I just remembered

I gotta check to see if the empress of all jumping spiders is still there

[solid shell]

66-76? What's that in normal people units? 😁

[thermal protection draining]

[undone moat]

she is

she's not happy thoe

keeps trying to lash out at me

[dusty magnet]

@limber fractal Yay!! I'm glad you like them :)

[undone moat]

[mint spear]

Good morning

[undone moat]

good... afternoon?

[mint spear]

[silver mantle]

the day has turned around

i'm getting pizza

[mint spear]

[glad cypress]

66-76? What’s that in normal people units? 😁
@solid shell 19-25.

pcman uses imperial, I try to use whichever system is prevalent in a conversation

[civic ferry]

Pacman?

[glad cypress]

Computerman

PCman

zZZ

[civic ferry]

Pacman measures in angles

[glad cypress]

three names

[civic ferry]

He's @undone moat today

[undone moat]

ajksd;sfjsdhflfeg;erjwg;w

hey.

[solid shell]

@glad cypress thanks.

[fickle obsidian]

np

[mint spear]

I'm ready for bed too

Goodnight

[eternal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-pf213-spring-weird-long-neck-gif-17919862

[clever vessel]

wake up!

[undone moat]

@mint spear wait you just woke up

right?

[fickle obsidian]

back to sleep

[clever vessel]

the fish, they are calling

[mint spear]

Why does Will Smith have a long extendo-matic neck?

[clever vessel]

he is related to stretch armstrong

https://tenor.com/view/stretch-armstrong-calli-the-king-of-random-playing-pulling-gif-17867261

[mint spear]

Ohhhh. That makes so much sense.

[clever vessel]

yes

[mint spear]

I loved my Stretch Armstrong. 😔

One time I over stretched and some green goo came out of him.

Sad day.

[clever vessel]

they always die

[fickle obsidian]

stretch us

[clever vessel]

i will

[civic ferry]

You can replace the goo. It's some cornstarch mix or something

[eternal thorn]

[clever vessel]

https://discordapp.com/channels/146101654981312513/146101654981312513/765286994095505408

[mint spear]

https://discordapp.com/channels/146101654981312513/146101654981312513/765286994095505408

[civic ferry]

Also

[hybrid jacinth]

Also

[fickle obsidian]

soal

[clever vessel]

and how

[fickle obsidian]

hal

[clever vessel]

every one

name your first child 'shmee'

goodminrning

[mint spear]

Hexagon pumpkin

[clever vessel]

fish girl

[eternal thorn]

https://discordapp.com/channels/146101654981312513/146101654981312513/146103819510480896 tfw the first message in this channel might be ||racist||

[civic ferry]

https://media.tenor.com/images/f55866940731675a981c05c035a3291b/tenor.gif

[fickle obsidian]

we fixed it

behold us

[clever vessel]

Trent

[fickle obsidian]

lent

lint?

mint

[mint spear]

@mint spear 🎃 🎃

[hybrid jacinth]

Lint

[silver mantle]

that was well before the dark times

well before me

[clever vessel]

i didn't know the server existed then

[hybrid jacinth]

Before the begining of mankind

[clever vessel]

then again, i didn't know discord existed

[mint spear]

Shortly after that, they shut the subreddit and went to close this Discord entirely.

[fickle obsidian]

at one time i was wise enough to avoid the community

[silver mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-vader-star-wars-revenge-of-the-sith-dark-side-gif-14973655

[mint spear]

I wish I was here to have made it happen. 😔

[clever vessel]

claiming you were once wise is a wise thing to say

[undone moat]

oah

!

[clever vessel]

NO!@

[fickle obsidian]

koan

[clever vessel]

Hex its not too late

destroy us

[silver mantle]

Too late

[clever vessel]

you and Hex, combine your powers

[silver mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-darth-vader-dance-dancing-happy-gif-4289259

i refuse

[clever vessel]

😿

[mint spear]

[silent wagon]

The staff getting ready to finish us off

[silver mantle]

i kicked up a lot of dust and now my face is imploding

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/sneezing-sniffles-irritated-allergic-sensitive-gif-16073531

[clever vessel]

someone add a man's sneeze sound

[mint spear]

If I ever become Admin, I will delete this server.

[undone moat]

AW FUCK I JUST REMEMBERED.

[limber fractal]

Ty for my waifus! @silver mantle

[undone moat]

SHIT.

IT'S MY SISTER'S BIRTHDAY TODAY.

FUCK.

[mint spear]

Hahahahaha

Have fun, good luck.

[silver mantle]

im a firm supporter of waifus

[clever vessel]

tell your sister i said to tell you to tell her to say happy birthday @undone moat

[gray peak]

This my new home

[silver mantle]

i want my pizza now

[mint spear]

Tel your sister i said f-f-f-fuck

I am jealous tbh.

[limber fractal]

I'm now craving pizza!

[silver mantle]

[limber fractal]

[clever vessel]

THE GREAT OUTDORRS

[mint spear]

If you lived in Alabama you could give her a birthday present. Unfortunately, you're not.

[undone moat]

I DON'T KKNOW WHAT MY PLAN IS

[mint spear]

I never deal with craving pizza

[undone moat]

HEX NO

[gray peak]

Kinky

[silver mantle]

hah reminds me of the kirk cousins joke i made last night

[mint spear]

Since pizza isn't that great

[clever vessel]

happy birthday sohail

[gray peak]

As long as your down south it’s Gucci

[undone moat]

DO I LEAVE WORK NOW OR?

SHIT

[mint spear]

@mint spear you misspelled Some

[silver mantle]

nah i could see someone not liking it

its very salty n stuff

[clever vessel]

pizza?

it can be

but also

it can't be

[gray peak]

Who doesn’t like pizza

[mint spear]

Again depends on how it's made

[undone moat]

HALFLINGS NO

[mint spear]

Doesn't have to be super salty

[silver mantle]

i mean people hate pinapple pizza lol

[hallow isle]

help your sister out with her laundry @undone moat

[mint spear]

Nah, I dont really care for it. Its edible I guess

[silver mantle]

but thats considered "ok"

but not liking pizza isnt? 😛

[gray peak]

I put ketchup on pizza.

[silver mantle]

people are silly

[mint spear]

I put ranch on it

[gray peak]

Do does my whole family

[clever vessel]

you can't just disregard every style of pizza

[mint spear]

I can

[undone moat]

oh my god I'm gonna develop crippling alcoholism

[clever vessel]

no

[silver mantle]

i put ketchup on eggs sometimes but only when i don't have salsa

[clever vessel]

@undone moat drink water

[silver mantle]

i also forget people's birthdays all the time

[clever vessel]

thanks you google calendar

[silver mantle]

only person i don't is someone im in love with lmao

[fickle obsidian]

i never learn them so i can never forget them

https://media.tenor.com/images/3b1215c6805596e6626d2c3ae7e6c967/tenor.gif

[clever vessel]

smard

[gray peak]

Same

Never ask

Just the month

[silver mantle]

anniversary's even less important to me

[clever vessel]

decade

'last ten years'

[limber fractal]

Amusing: <#off-topic-bond-james-bond message> I def wanna know how the Sohail birthday meme started.

[hallow isle]

As long as you haven't forgot about Dre, you're good

[gray peak]

I enjoy other people’s birthdays more than mine

[clever vessel]

yeah

i don't like the attention

[gray peak]

It’s just awkward

[silver mantle]

i guess anniversary didn't really work in my last relationship cuz "when did we meet" was such a casual non-romantic experience that it was quite forgettable xD

[mint spear]

Friday 19th November.

Imagine if I guessed that. 🤔

[clever vessel]

that's a great day tbh

[silver mantle]

idk cuz i don't remember lmao

[gray peak]

Nah

[silver mantle]

but it was in summer i think

[gray peak]

It wasn’t a guess

Hex knows.

[fickle obsidian]

i thought anniversaries were for when you decided to be together

[clever vessel]

november is i nthe summer yeah

[gray peak]

Hex was Ms.thenas boyfriend a while back 😱

[silver mantle]

can't remember that day either cuz i was out of my mind lmao

[gray peak]

That’s how he knows

[mint spear]

Plot twist they're related

[hallow isle]

@fickle obsidian that only works when you both agree >_>

[mint spear]

<_<

[hallow isle]

that sounded a little rapey

let me clarify

[mint spear]

And Aethena is the princess of a country that got blown up

[gray peak]

Plot twist they’re related
@mint spear in law 😏

[silver mantle]

i remember where and how it happened but not the day

[clever vessel]

behind a wendys?

[mint spear]

Hex is a swordsman trying to defeat his evil father

[silver mantle]

nah my room

[gray peak]

I also remember how I met your mom

[hallow isle]

There may have been around a week where one of us had thought that the other had accepted the relationship status, when in fact one of us hadn't taken the hint yet.

[fickle obsidian]

lol

[mint spear]

I just straight up asked to avoid all that bullshit.

[undone moat]

[silver mantle]

mine was like a lame-ass "i think i love you" "cool"

[mint spear]

Lmao

That's cold.

Lol

[silver mantle]

have to keep in mind we were high af too

[mint spear]

That hurts

[silver mantle]

and drunk

[gray peak]

NPC conversation

[mint spear]

And yet it's funny

But still hurts

[undone moat]

alright

[silver mantle]

well there was a lot after that but its NSFW lmao

[undone moat]

finna speedrun to my moms house

[fickle obsidian]

last time i was with someone we had to have a mutual friend basically push us together

[gray peak]

Ms.thena is an NPC confirmed

[mint spear]

I visited my wife for dinner and moved in 4 weeks later.

If Aethena is an NPC she's the coolers npc around

[silver mantle]

we were watching Game Grumps play Sonic 06 lol

[gray peak]

Yes

[clever vessel]

how was she your wife before you even met her

[gray peak]

Coolest NPC

[undone moat]

if I do a frame-perfect backwards long jump in the corner of my apartment I can build up enough speed to skip the traffic segment entirely

[mint spear]

@mint spear but if she was your wife why weren't you already living together

Hmmm, GOOD point.

[silver mantle]

i mean

life isn't scripted yo

[gray peak]

Wrong

[fickle obsidian]

was the dinner still good after 4 weeks

[mint spear]

My now wife / ex girlfriend doesn't have the same kinda buzz to it.

[hallow isle]

It'd be easier if it was, I'd be totally down for a few spoilers

[mint spear]

If life is scripted then god is a fucking terrible writer.

[clever vessel]

haha ex girlfriend

[silver mantle]

i think its funny how you guys think it was cold tho i thought the conversation was awesome; i wish it happened that way every time

[mint spear]

I used to call her my house mate tbh, she hated it so much.

Lmao

[undone moat]

hah HA

I'm single.

[fickle obsidian]

@silver mantle tbh same

[gray peak]

I’m single.
@undone moat same

[clever vessel]

apartment partner

[silver mantle]

as am i im recounting my previous relationship lol

im not into dating anymore

[gray peak]

Single ≠ simp

[hallow isle]

is anyone really?

[gray peak]

I’m free from simp

[undone moat]

I'm trying to retcon my last relationship from cannon computerman lore

[silver mantle]

some people try pretty hard where i am adam

and unfortunately they try for me too

[fickle obsidian]

i overthink things too much to just tell someone about feels because i can't even convince myself half the time

[silver mantle]

friends and coworkers keep trying to set me up with someone

[fickle obsidian]

bleh

[silver mantle]

i intentionally sabotage

[hallow isle]

Sometimes the choice is between 'tinder' and 'your corpse being eaten by 20 cats'

[mint spear]

The thought of someone trying to woo Aethena (like the average Joe) is both funny and sorta scary lmao

[gray peak]

friends and coworkers keep trying to set me up with someone
@silver mantle set them up back

[silver mantle]

and because of the way i do it; if it didn't work they'd actually have found someone i might be into xD

[fickle obsidian]

I'm lucky in that regard i guess, nobody knows me well enough to try to set me up with anyone

[undone moat]

alright, I'll say this then leave - when I talk to someone I might be romantically interested in, I've noticed I don't act all that different from how I act in here

do with that info as you will

[hallow isle]

There's a comedian that put it quite well @silver mantle , let me see if I can find it...

[silver mantle]

leon people treat it like the universe is incomplete because im single 😐

[gray peak]

alright, I’ll say this then leave - when I talk to someone I might be romantically interested in, I’ve noticed I don’t act all that different from how I act in here
@undone moat damn you are romanticly interested in all of us? ☺️

[hallow isle]

eh, it's a single line in a whole show, I'll never find it

[silver mantle]

single and won't wear dresses xD

[hallow isle]

basically

[silver mantle]

also "you need to smile more"

[verbal pelican]

I do.. just not visibly

[hallow isle]

Basically, if you're so far beyond help you need help to find dates, how much do they hate the person they've selected to set you up with

[silver mantle]

same! also i smile when im having fun

its not that adam

they think its a problem that i wont try

[gray peak]

❌taken
❌single
✅living in cities 🙆‍♀️

My relationship status

[silver mantle]

mine is leave me alone xD

[gray peak]

Nice

[silver mantle]

leave me alone (disclaimer: unless you're like a super hot redhead punk rocker chick)

then absolutely do not leave me alone

[hallow isle]

@limber fractal, you're up!

[silver mantle]

i knew a girl like that once that was into kickboxing 😍

[fickle obsidian]

leon people treat it like the universe is incomplete because im single 😐
@silver mantle 🤢 this would make me want to scream, like when people insist i smile for photos

[gray peak]

leave me alone (disclaimer: unless you’re like a super hot redhead punk rocker chick)
@silver mantle

Forntite

[silver mantle]

cool, also not real

[gray peak]

Wrong

[silver mantle]

@fickle obsidian i think i actually smile a lot when i was looking through photos and stuff and whenever i ask people closer to me; its just im not grinning like a fucking idiot 24/7

[hallow isle]

have you tried giving these co-workers your detailed requirements? 😛

[gray peak]

It is very real

[silver mantle]

no adam i don't want any matchmaking 😐

as explained "i'm not interested in dating"

[mint spear]

Online Matchmaking in games

[undone moat]

nah I'm saying I shut my brain off as a defensive measure @gray peak

[hallow isle]

I'd say the odds of finding a kickboxing punk redhead are pretty low so they'd probably tie themselves in knots

[gray peak]

Defensive measure against what

You acting stupid?

[undone moat]

yyyyyyyyes?

it's

hard to explain.

[silver mantle]

i had a wild stretch between 19-30 so i think i've just gotten it out of my system 😛

[undone moat]

If I think when I talk to someone, I overthink and basically become an emotionless robot

by just not thinking, that's pretty much me in my purest form

[verbal pelican]

At least you know what you are attracted to. I am sapiosexual, and almost always find myself attracted to twats.

[gray peak]

Is Ms.Thena like 40 years old or something

[fickle obsidian]

essential pcman

[silver mantle]

yeah my attraction is to different people

[undone moat]

idk, I just roll with it if that makes sense

try not to think about what's being said to me necessarily

though it has backfired.

[gray peak]

How

[silver mantle]

well not really "different" "don't try to fit in" would work better maybe

idk

[gray peak]

What happened

[undone moat]

shoutout to the one time I accidentally admitted to my coworker her boobs were huge

[silver mantle]

artistic, kind, and independent are good traits too

[undone moat]

that's a story for another time though, I gotta drive

cya

[gray peak]

Lmao

[hallow isle]

how was the sexual harassment seminar @undone moat

[silver mantle]

like don't expect me to text you every day xD

[gray peak]

how was the sexual harassment seminar @undone moat
@hallow isle I think his coworker maybe asked if he thought her boobs were big

And he just said yeah

And went a long with it

[mint spear]

that's like "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
the worst possible thing you could say is yes

I think anyways

I've seen that a lot in boomer memes

[fickle obsidian]

lol

[silver mantle]

"doesn't matter cuz you ugly af anyway"

there

[mint spear]

LOL

Lmao

[hallow isle]

if she wants to talk every day better get on discord amirite @silver mantle ?

[silver mantle]

yeah that'd help haha

wanna see me more you should prolly get involved in some of my hobbies n stuff

[gray peak]

“doesn’t matter cuz you ugly af anyway”
@silver mantle How to be a based red pilled Chad 101

[silver mantle]

makes sense to me

[hallow isle]

I recall having a VERY similar conversation that was along the lines of my frequency of replying to text messages vs my IRC habits

oops

[silver mantle]

me and my ex used to try out each other's hobbies all the time; its like 90% of the reason I can even remotely draw

[gray peak]

Draw us a picture

[silver mantle]

she used to teach me stuff 🥰

i haven't drawn in years

i think its years now?

[mint spear]

can you draw stick man

[silver mantle]

maybe a year

[mint spear]

:o

or apple

[silver mantle]

i shared a bunch of doodles i made at work last year i think

[gray peak]

Apple computer

[silver mantle]

and then deleted em cuz only hex wanted to be part of the conversation haha

[gray peak]

Draw a nms exotic ship now

[mint spear]

draw

[silver mantle]

im not drunk enough to share my art 😛

[gray peak]

Then get drunk enough

Ez

[silver mantle]

cuz its the only time i can forget that I said i won't do it anymore

[mint spear]

;3

it's in pins tho :<

and it's actually really cool :<

[silver mantle]

fixed

[gray peak]

Not anymore

[mint spear]

awwww.... :C

[gray peak]

Sad :(

[silver mantle]

look its my stuff i can do what i want

[mint spear]

I saved one because it's really cool, but I won't share it without permission

if that's alright

[silver mantle]

yeah i'm being pretty specific about not sharing my art lol

[gray peak]

M1a1 abrams

Here is my art then

[mint spear]

damn bro is that the atlas symbol on the side

[gray peak]

No

[mint spear]

oh

the A

[gray peak]

It’s the first division of the A company

[mint spear]

it just looks like the atlas corp

[gray peak]

It is a bit stout though

The tank

[hybrid jacinth]

Sick tank man

[undone moat]

e

[hybrid jacinth]

It looks sortof like a uh

Tank

[mint spear]

it does :o

[gray peak]

Ikr

[hybrid jacinth]

Abrams?

[gray peak]

Ye

[hybrid jacinth]

Noice

[mint spear]

I mean he does say it's an Abrams lol

[gray peak]

Yeah

[hybrid jacinth]

Oh lol you said that already

[undone moat]

I'll tell the story later I promise, probably in vc but I promise I will at some point

im just busy atm

[silver mantle]

i think its super awkward that a bunch of my coworkers are dating but I try not to judge too hard

[gray peak]

I typed a really long story about what happened In this dream I had that i had to make a new message because it was so long

It took me 15 minutes

[silver mantle]

i just can't understand how they don't go insane

[hallow isle]

they work directly togehtre?

oof

[silver mantle]

yeah

[hybrid jacinth]

There are people dating at my school

[gray peak]

Same

[silver mantle]

i can't spend that much time with anyone

[hallow isle]

imagine spending every waking moment with someone >_<

[gray peak]

But I think that’s going to happen anyway

[hybrid jacinth]

Karma doesn't seem to like them too much though

[hallow isle]

there'd be a murder

[mint spear]

🤔

[hallow isle]

and I'm not sure I'd be the killer tbh

likely the killeé

[silver mantle]

i don't believe for a second they can control their bias either

[hybrid jacinth]

The killee

Yes

[gray peak]

A lot of people get divorced for these reasons

[hybrid jacinth]

I like making grammar

[gray peak]

They expect too much from a relationship

[hallow isle]

you can tell it's a real word cause I used an ´

[silver mantle]

i see it as just someone super cool to hang out with

[gray peak]

They think it is happy sunshine all the time but it’s not and you just need to live with it

[silver mantle]

like you're #1 choice to do things with

[verbal pelican]

Nope. And which is why it shouldn’t be cool to do this, esp in the same department.

[hybrid jacinth]

Yes the è makes it 200%' more professional

[silver mantle]

and then if they're busy you just go do it with your best friend who is #2 haha

[hybrid jacinth]

Makes it seem like it's some fancy french word

[hallow isle]

ha, typing that accent without a letter under it has totally broken discords text rendering

[silver mantle]

so personally i don't understand relationships with entirely separate interests

like what do you do together?

[hallow isle]

nothing

sounds perfect

[verbal pelican]

Sex.

[hybrid jacinth]

Talk about the weather

[silver mantle]

i mean you could just do that with friends too

[gray peak]

Ooooo

[hybrid jacinth]

:|

[silver mantle]

i think a relationship should be a bit more special than that

[mint spear]

You're not wrong.

[gray peak]

Sex.
@verbal pelican nsfw 😤 you need a

[hybrid jacinth]

I dunno, doing Donna's suggestion with friends would be kinda sus

[silver mantle]

why?

actually nvm

[gray peak]

Lamp

Lmao

[silver mantle]

not really a topic for this channel

[verbal pelican]

Genders aren’t?

[hallow isle]

Everyone just has a different level of comfort with how much contact they need/give

[hybrid jacinth]

Yeah let's steer away from controversy

[silver mantle]

socially normal relationships work out so well all the time i shouldn't question them

[hybrid jacinth]

Nvm on what I said

[silver mantle]

nah donna the whole doin' it with your friends thing

[gray peak]

Kinky

[verbal pelican]

But yeah, you do need a lot more to build a relationship on. I have just never met a couple who have lasted long with polar opposite interests.

[hallow isle]

I know one

[mint spear]

😕

[hallow isle]

they live together

[hybrid jacinth]

My friends and I are all just overly sarcastic

[hallow isle]

but

[silver mantle]

i know my aunt ran into this problem because they were opposite politics and now she wants out

[hallow isle]

go on seperate holidays

do seperate things at the weekend

[silver mantle]

and im like why did you start that in the first place then xD

[hallow isle]

no fucking idea what they do together

[verbal pelican]

Your flatmate, Adam?

[hallow isle]

no, older colleague

it's not like they're old and jaded either

they've only been together 10 years?

[silver mantle]

honestly sometimes i think people get into relationships because there's this social construct that relationship = success

and they feel like without one they're not succeeding at life

[hallow isle]

wait wait @verbal pelican my flatmate? I live alone 😮

do i need to be checking cupboards

[verbal pelican]

Thena, yeah, I pulled a similar stunt in my previous relationship. He was a regimented dude who liked Thatcher, arghh. I have no idea what I was thinking. Sigh.

[silver mantle]

everyone makes mistakes 😛

[verbal pelican]

Well, check when they go on holiday next.

[silver mantle]

congrats

[hallow isle]

🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 hey @verbal pelican I think they dropped these

[silver mantle]

how i've felt growing older is that when i had nothing but a barista job and dropped out of school and single; i was not "successful" by most standards i encountered

[verbal pelican]

Tbh I never stayed single from 16 til 28. For me it was harder to stay single.

[silver mantle]

the focus was "lame job" tho

got a gf and it stayed as "no career"

then I got a career and it became "but you're not married and don't have a house"

once I get a house it'll just stay "you're not married"

and so on forever

[mint spear]

It's cause people measure their success and can't be successful if someone else is doing better than they are.

[silver mantle]

its just a stupid cycle of pressuring people too

no wonder everyone's stressed all the time

[verbal pelican]

Yup. That’s one of the shitty bits about external validation, it’s never enough.

[mint spear]

You know my situation, I'm ok. I still get people comparing me to a target / aim that they made up on the spot.

[silver mantle]

ive been happy in most of the situations i've been in; the exception was university

and i'm always "doing it wrong" 😛

[mint spear]

Eh, fuck them people tbh

[silver mantle]

i just know not everyone is immune from peer pressure 😕

[mint spear]

I know, unfortunately. 😩

[silver mantle]

and it sucks that its out there so bad

[mint spear]

Negativity is ridiculously contagious.

[gray siren]

I have this neighbor that my fiance and I rarely talk to right. She knocks in the door and tells me she is a manager at some laundry mat here on 30th street. I'm like "ok". Anyway, she says she got blessed with a top today and she wanted to share it with us. So I'm thinking alright, free laundry or a washer/dryer for cheap or something. Then she hands me a $20 and tells me to pay it forward. I said, "really"? Told her I appreciated it and thanked her.

That kinda thing never happens.

[mint spear]

Very nice of her.

[verbal pelican]

That is highly irregular and very kind.

But Adam would ask you to watch out for her

[hallow isle]

I'm suspicious.

😄

[verbal pelican]

I typed that so fucking fast

[gray siren]

I kinda still don't believe it, but it's in my hand

[verbal pelican]

Turned pale yellow while at it.

[hallow isle]

I mean, I'd be wondering, is that a $20 from a bank job or something

and now you've been framed

[mint spear]

I'm financially sound and I'm the strictest person with money that I know, I'd never do anything like that. 😕

[hallow isle]

and they're off to mexico

You've been pale yellow for about 20 minutes @verbal pelican 🙂

[mint spear]

🥳

[gray siren]

I'm thinking a laundry mat manager doesn't make tons of $ so why?

[hallow isle]

"I'll hand the guy we're going to steal a kidney from $20"

"That'll be the signal"

[mint spear]

lmao

[hallow isle]

My head is a FUN place

[gray siren]

I actually need that $20. Was like ,yes!

[silver mantle]

i gave a pizza guy like $150 once as a tip when i passed RCTQS hahaha

[mint spear]

🙏

I tipped a delivery driver £5 and immediately regretted it.

[hallow isle]

You tipped?

In england?

[gray siren]

I hate tipping honestly

[hallow isle]

Was a frown not enough?

[mint spear]

Deliveries I do. I usually round to nearest pound so it's never usually more than £1.

But this time I was feeling nice and splurged out £5.

[silver mantle]

i mean i could have answered the door naked but i chose $150 instead lmao

[hallow isle]

tbh I'm the same, except I'll do it to avoid coins

[silver mantle]

no tips in Japan tho

[hallow isle]

ok this story needs some more explanation @silver mantle

[silver mantle]

nah

[gray siren]

After bills and rent, I have like $7.

[silver mantle]

i don't wear clothes at home; its pretty simple

like home alone

[hallow isle]

That's fine

the bit I'm unclear of

is the line between being naked and a $150 tip

[silver mantle]

because ive done it before

[mint spear]

...

Wow nice.

[hallow isle]

was this like, a ninja turtles deal where you're like "leave the pizza on the pavement dude"

[mint spear]

Not in a weird nice may I add.
Props to you for having the "balls" to do it.

[silver mantle]

nah i just didn't feel like getting dressed lol

its like a 30 second exchange that's a lot of effort

[mint spear]

I'm weird about answering the door cause I don't want to make the situation uncomfortable.

[silver mantle]

when i make people nervous i actually quite enjoy it

[mint spear]

Hahaha

[silver mantle]

its like making people blush

[mint spear]

"Are you checking me out?"
"N....n....no."
"Why not?"

Fuck that. I'd die.

[silver mantle]

xD

i think its actually illegal in some places

but i had no idea

[hallow isle]

It would be here

inside your home is fine

outside though, you'd get your collar felt

[silver mantle]

nah i think it does't matter in some states

[hallow isle]

the metaphorical kind

cause obviously you'd not be wearing a collar

[silver mantle]

because while violence is always acceptable nudity is true evil

[hallow isle]

there was a naked rambler who kept getting arrested

[silver mantle]

cuz our priorities are so sound minded

[hallow isle]

wanted to walk from lands end to john o'groates nude or somesuch

got jailed

got released

[silver mantle]

there's a whole naked bike race in Portland, OR every year

[hallow isle]

took off his clothes outside the prison gate and was immediately locked up again

[limber fractal]

Oooh @hallow isle! Did you notice @verbal pelican changed color?! 😱

[silver mantle]

i think part of "growing up" as a society is getting over this fear of the human body lol

[hallow isle]

"In April 2016, Gough asserted that he had cut back on his public nudity because he was responsible for caring for his then 89-year-old mother."

I did!

"Put some fucking clothes on" -- his mother, probably

[silver mantle]

or at least prioritize violence as worse than nudity 😐

instead of the other way around

[hallow isle]

it's a bit silly

BUT

[silver mantle]

like seriously my boobs aren't that amazing once you've seen em more than twice

[hallow isle]

I also don't want naked people in the bread aisle at my supermarket :x

it's unsanitary

[silver mantle]

nah but i should be able to take off my top on the beach or at a pool

[hallow isle]

absolutely

[silver mantle]

if dudes go shirtless its completely fair

[limber fractal]

It concur re: perception of nudity in North America.

[silver mantle]

like normally i wear what do the bri-ish call it "pants" or shorts even around the house alone

but that's too little for society

mostly cuz yknow i do keep my place at 65F 😛

[limber fractal]

I've said it before. I like nudity. Across all art forms. Sculptures, paintings, theater. And I don't associate it to pornography as a large part of American culture does.

[hallow isle]

let me translate that from freedom units...

18 degrees :x

I'd be wearing a coat

[verbal pelican]

Thena, unfortunately we live in a world where some women don’t drink enough water in indian shanties in fear of being raped in the communal toilets two feet away from their home.

It’s still a pretty shitty world.

[silver mantle]

yeah i know

gotta start somewhere tho

even if its just me expressing my opinion

[verbal pelican]

True. You go for the top, I just want to get rid of bras for now.

[limber fractal]

We've literally regressed at so many levels, in part thanks to some religions that shall not be named. Europe captured the naked body so beautifully hundreds of years ago, without making any of it truly sexual.

But ignorance 🤷🏻‍♀️

[verbal pelican]

You vocalising your opinions is a major step.

[silver mantle]

even being considered "quiet" i certainly don't shy away from voicing my opinion in conversations haha

[verbal pelican]

But it’s just exhausting that we have ‘come so far’ yet even in the western society there are people who will give you shit for even labelling yourself a ‘feminist’.

[silver mantle]

i agree

[verbal pelican]

And you shouldn’t shy away. If people don’t like what you have to say they can ignore it. But mostly they won’t, because you have made them uncomfortable and insecure.

So let them squirm while you smile.

[silver mantle]

its not like i have really insane ideas or anything haha

[verbal pelican]

Nope.

[silver mantle]

i usually accept some of them are out there because they're just the way I am as a person and no one has to agree with them; but that's part of live and let live

[verbal pelican]

What Red said is so true. In my country women used to just drape themselves in one piece of cloth, then came petticoats with the british, blouses, then came the hijab.

It’s just so unbelievably backwards.

Hah what’s your most outlandish demand from society?

[silver mantle]

i still find it remarkable that im considered as "dressing slutty" haha

oops i killed it 😄

[mint spear]

I wear dresses and people get offended. 🤷

[silver mantle]

i don't and people get offended haha

[mint spear]

Lmao

Fucking,.

[hallow isle]

I just disappeared for a few minutes as I didn't think you needed to hear a guy's opinion on bras 😛

[mint spear]

What a world.

[silver mantle]

hard to get off? i think that'd be applicable

[verbal pelican]

Well, I love pretty lingerie, and not at all adverse to putting some on for my partner, but on a regular basis.. argh, my shoulders.

[silver mantle]

without getting too detailed as a lesbian i felt like there was a lot of pressure to be able to do it in one smooth motion and the first time was hell

https://tenor.com/view/sweat-sweating-nervous-wet-sad-gif-5796001

[hallow isle]

I'm sure there are plenty of men that you have to deal with that are more than happy to share there thoughts with you

On everything

[silver mantle]

i was just like "this isn't how i normally do it tho 😭"

[hallow isle]

I'll just stick to computers and medical stuff 🙂

[silver mantle]

i mean i can also stop talking about it 😛

Here a photo from the drive last night

[verbal pelican]

Wait, do what in one smooth motion?

[hallow isle]

you hotelling again?

[silver mantle]

take off someone else's bra

no im home i was visiting family

[verbal pelican]

Hehe cute.

[silver mantle]

and here's a cat named Apollo

[hallow isle]

also cute

[silver mantle]

he wants me to increase the sun level on the other chair but its beyond my power 😛

[mint spear]

Just move the sun?

[civic ferry]

@silver mantle did you try holding a camera up and pressing R3?

[mint spear]

[silver mantle]

i wish

[civic ferry]

Also hey, as a dude I can't just go around with no shirt either

People will think I'm being creepy around the kids

And oh boy, if I wore short shorts

[mint spear]

Who wears short shorts?

YOU WEAR SHORT SHORTS.

[civic ferry]

My wife, not me
They look better on her anyway.

[mint spear]

[silver mantle]

i have before!

hex seen it

[mint spear]

I did?

OH!

I did!

Your pact. >_>

[silver mantle]

haha yes

short lived as it was

[mint spear]

Eh, you committed. Just a shame it had to be ruined by others.

True

😕

[civic ferry]

That's life

[mint spear]

There will always be one to ruin things.

One assclown

Speaking of assclowns

[civic ferry]

Like the little playset here

[mint spear]

They should add clowns as ghosts

[hallow isle]

omgyes

[mint spear]

Talk about anxiety attacks

[civic ferry]

Condo board got a residential quality playset instead of a community one

[silver mantle]

they also need to add just benign ghosts

[civic ferry]

And the older kids are tearing it to pieces

[silver mantle]

that way you can get goaded into provoking too much thinking its safe

[mint spear]

True

Ghost, that's disgusting tbh. They'll be the first to complain about having nothing to do when it's taken away.

Oh yeah

[verbal pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-me-at-a-party-weekend-mood-party-vibes-dance-gif-10157965

[silver mantle]

why can't the older kids just be skater punks like i was back in my day 😛

[mint spear]

I think if perspective shadows or shadows walking across the hall way in front of you would be my door to stop playing.

Fuck that.

No

[silver mantle]

i think shadow people should be in too

[mint spear]

That would be great

[silver mantle]

also i've never hit anyone with a skateboard

[dusty magnet]

Oh god im supposed to be productive today but like I reaaaalllyy don't want to

[civic ferry]

There should be the Village People too

[mint spear]

They should also add more lines for the spirit box

[hallow isle]

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-meddling-kids-gotten-gif-18548420

also non-ghosts

[mint spear]

Game weirds me out enough as it is.
It took me 3 nights to wash my hair because I was too scared to close my eyes in the shower.

Not just one word

LMAO

Not even joking. 😕

Btw i got over my fears

[civic ferry]

When I'm in the shower

I'm afraid to wash my hair

[mint spear]

Friday and Saturday I dreamed of it and last night I had an ok night sleep.

Took pictures of ghosts today

[civic ferry]

Spooky

[mint spear]

Wasn't that scary tbh

[civic ferry]

Why you creeping on me

[silver mantle]

my uncle told me about "real" haunted places i can go visit in oregon sometime

im gonna do it!

[clever vessel]

would be funny to find ghostcart in a haunted house

[mint spear]

Also now i know how to hide

We can hide?

Yeee

Wait, someone said something about hiding in the closet.

[civic ferry]

It's a supermarket/walmart prank too, lol

[mint spear]

Run into a room or closet, turn flashlight off and don't talk

And close the door ofc

😐

That easy?

Yep

Well damn.

Unless it finds you anyway

Lmao

[midnight whale]

anyone play ds here

[mint spear]

I read that when the lights flicker, that's the start of the ghost hunting.

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-others-crying-nicole-kidman-gif-11164786

[mint spear]

Idk what ds is so no

[dusty magnet]

Yo, btw, Inglorious Basterds is a great movie I highly recommend.

[mint spear]

Watched it 10 times

I will play more Phasmophobia, I am not done with it. I really do enjoy it.

Christoph Waltz is fucking scary

[dusty magnet]

https://media.tenor.com/images/a447a6abcd065f150b51c6abff126a3f/tenor.gif
https://media.tenor.com/images/8a95ec2afd9e6de045e520567a91e45c/tenor.gif

[mint spear]

The italian accent lmao

[dusty magnet]

Dude that scene fucking killed me

[clever vessel]

Bojer

bonjer

booonjuuuurrrr

[mint spear]

Gorlaaami

[silver mantle]

i'll play more of everything when i can sit down and focus on it

[mint spear]

Marghareeeti

I do want to continue working on a personal project at some point before Christmas but that's not important just yet.

Personal project is getting a picture of a ghost

Without defecating

[silver mantle]

im still working on my personal project: me 😄

[mint spear]

I'm 4 months in to my 12 month break 😭. One third down, 2 to go.

Imagine taking a 12 month break

[hallow isle]

I do

[mint spear]

That's 12 more than i can afford

[silver mantle]

actually also redecorating and fixing up my room

[mint spear]

Lmao

[silver mantle]

i got space sheets!

[mint spear]

Nice!

[civic ferry]

https://youtu.be/YTsNW4F2W4g

[mint spear]

Aww man, Magic Of Rahat.

That guy is great

Dude killed his own career out of greed. 😔

Was

[civic ferry]

Oops

[mint spear]

Lmao

[civic ferry]

What'd he do?

[mint spear]

He raised money for a homeless guy to pay down 12 months rent on a house and give the guy some money to start over again.
He paid the 12 months down and kept the rest.

Was something stupid like $100k.

[civic ferry]

Oh, he's that guy

[mint spear]

Go Fund Me type of thing.

[civic ferry]

I heard about that, but without a name

[mint spear]

I love!

[hallow isle]

nice

[civic ferry]

Nice sleeping space

[clever vessel]

cool

[silver mantle]

Had to sneak in the purple ofc haha

[clever vessel]

every time i went to sleep, i'd imagine falling through space

gotta watch out for that moon though

would hurt.

[silver mantle]

My new pillows are super comfy too

i splurged cuz travel money haha

[mint spear]

Be rude not to. 😕

nice bed

Speaking of which. Tis my bedtime.

Goodnight.

[clever vessel]

sleep,

[mint spear]

thank

G night

👋 😊

[clever vessel]

i wish our cheeks were green instead of pink

[silver mantle]

nite!

[mint spear]

Reminds me of Vulcans right, dont they have green blood? Or maybe I'm thinking of another sci-fi species

[hallow isle]

they do

[clever vessel]

so they'd blush green

[hallow isle]

green blood is fairly common in sci fi though

and on earth actually

😮

[clever vessel]

overly common

[hallow isle]

crabs and shit have green blood

[clever vessel]

??

[hallow isle]

slugs

snails

etc

[open bane]

it's true

[clever vessel]

this is cool

thanks

[hallow isle]

instead of iron they use copper for making blood

[open bane]

i am full of green blood

spewing

[clever vessel]

sop it up with some crusty sourdough

[mint spear]

^^^^haha rawr

xD

Dae nms le epic indie gem

[hallow isle]

horseshoe crabs are bred for their blood as they produce a type of cell that can detect bacterial contamination

[clever vessel]

whoa

you know what

i thought you were just spelling bread wrong on purpose

[hallow isle]

which is one of the reasons why so many medical things aren't vegan - they use horseshoe crab blood to test for contamination

nope, definitely bred 🙂

idk if crab bread is a thing

[clever vessel]

proablybly

[dusty magnet]

its time to clean!

weeee!!

[limber fractal]

[dusty magnet]

odesza is good cleaning music too 🙂

[limber fractal]

Yessss

[dusty magnet]

Fun fact: I have a hat that was signed by Mr Beast and his crew. It's super faded now tho :/

[spark niche]

Y was I pinged

[dusty magnet]

@spark niche

[spark niche]

Fuck that ain’t work well on discord

[glad cypress]

bee how did you get that

[dusty magnet]

i handed it to them

and they signed it

[glad cypress]

where tf did you find them?

[spark niche]

Epic. Did they buy you a house?

[hallow isle]

probably delivering pizza, like most EDM artists

chuckles

[mint spear]

Roflmfao

Le mao

[dusty magnet]

@glad cypress

[glad cypress]

:O

[dusty magnet]

you remember the teamtrees video?

[limber fractal]

You so cute Chubby

[dusty magnet]

[glad cypress]

hey zug

zug you’ve just been blocked

[dusty magnet]

white circle

[clever vessel]

blogged

[mint spear]

Zug

More like

Zug

Cause he basic

[clever vessel]

i will tug your zug

[glad cypress]

z(zug)g

[mint spear]

Trying to stay relevant with a new name

[clever vessel]

STFU BITCH

[mint spear]

NO

[clever vessel]

fine.

[mint spear]

https://media.tenor.com/images/1eeb93ef68be337425ed1d7cdbd364cf/tenor.gif

[clever vessel]

bulululululululubububububub

[dusty magnet]

anyone know where i can preorder a ps5?

[clever vessel]

you just like that gif because that's what homelander does to milk

[mint spear]

True

[clever vessel]

no im not sure

i haven't preordered, don't really see a point

[mint spear]

https://media.tenor.com/images/50c76144aa7526c43330011e1c5195b8/tenor.gif

Just build a pc

[dusty magnet]

ive got a pc

[mint spear]

Imagine preordering consoles

Ffs

Build a new pc then

[dusty magnet]

i dont need a new pc tho

i want a ps5

[glad cypress]

consoles are better for just gaming

[clever vessel]

couching

[glad cypress]

I’ll always choose pc cuz I dabble in stuff other than gaming

[limber fractal]

PS also has some exclusives

[dusty magnet]

^^

thats why i want it

[mint spear]

Spoderman

[dusty magnet]

spiderman, god of war, demon souls

to name a few

[mint spear]

The only reason i would consider it

Just spoderman

[glad cypress]

prolly more now that there’s the new ssd

[clever vessel]

rutchet and clunk

[dusty magnet]

plus i've never gotten a console on launch and thats an experience ive always wanted to have

[hallow isle]

I'll be getting a PS, cause I already have a PS, and I'm not made of money, so can't rebuy all my games

[mint spear]

Adam you have a pc as well

[hallow isle]

I do

[mint spear]

There you go

[hallow isle]

but kai

[mint spear]

Phasmophobia

[hallow isle]

sometimes

I just want shit to work

[mint spear]

The only game you should play rn

[limber fractal]

I want to help you guys with SFX

[hallow isle]

I don't want to be googling how to make my GPU work with final fantasy 32

[mint spear]

Lmao

32

[glad cypress]

just

[mint spear]

Never played FF

Not appealing to me at all

[glad cypress]

use an XP vm (assuming that’s an old game)

[clever vessel]

FF7 remake was fun

[hallow isle]

release date 2034 @glad cypress

[glad cypress]

oh

bruh

thought the 32 meant 32bit

[clever vessel]

no, 33 means 34

[mint spear]

rule 34 bit

[glad cypress]

uh oh

[mint spear]

Marm rule 34

[clever vessel]

35

[mint spear]

So if 34=35 that means zug=basic

[fickle obsidian]

@glad cypress i thought they were good for consoling wut

[hallow isle]

Unpopular Opinion: I enjoyed boyband roadtrip camping simulator 2017 more than I should have

[dusty magnet]

popular opinion: pickles r gros

[fickle obsidian]

wait, now i don't know if that started as boyfriend roadtrip simulator

bee what u think about peas