#off-topic-bond-james-bond
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You get xp by speakining
Yea i understand
You can go bot-spam and type .xp to see your level info
I have no idea what's going on but I just hijack other people's conversationa for xp
Speakining? 
spamming doesn't work, but being a constant blabber mouth like me does
Name change lol
@hallow isle heh, touched the metallic handle of a pot without any mitts a few days ago, then just for shits ‘n giggles steamed it by mistake last night.
As for your mood, hmm, morose. Melancholy.
I'm excited for Elite dangerous odyssey
Maybe I should see if I can add gek nip emoji to my name lol
Pumpkin?
I can't really comment on things like that, as I went to go grab a hot tray out of the oven last week.
But why pumpkin
Bcuz Halloween time
@hallow isle Lies! 😆
Think my mood is fine though - maybe the sarcarsm is just particularly monotone today 😉
im a terrible liar so i'd be no good
"You can throw me out the airlock if you want, but you're gonna lose" -- @limber fractal impostering
Your alone mod
what
🍿
I have forgotten how to change my nickname in here lol 🤦♂️
Nevermind I figured it out
im almost never alone sadly xD
@slender goblet I'll have to reinstall SOM but when I do I can do it with you
👍🏻
Bit early for festive names :p
Can't use gek nip in my name lol... Guess it's only emoji's that are in my phone and not discord emoji's
but i have claws
That's awesome
and i can totally just leave it through december now xD
Fucking gek nip.... Nip nip I mean... Guess it's too early for my brain to work correctly...
Chop chopp
though i doubt people would mind as much if i invaded their dreams 
You can invade my dreams all you want.. we will go scare the shit out of my dream world people lmao
spooky
im only really scary as a mod lol
If freddy was real and he invaded my dreams I think what happens in my dreams would be enough for him to hang up the claws and say nope this is a bad idea lol
You're in my mind
I control my dreams lol
Not to be edgy lol, I can just twist things in my dreams how I want lol
That is an.. impressive photo.
me? thanks
😊
@mint spear I can to. Have been able to since I was a kid. Always used to have nightmares then I realized I could change the nightmare nightmares=this couldn't really happen irl and just like that your lucid
i kinda wish manifold garden was out on PC already :c
I wish my computer could run elite dangerous...
"october" well its october guys!!! 
Exactly. Salary is in.
October 31st
and half gone already @verbal pelican D:
Haha ik, ik.
But hey, at least you are building towards smthing, that’s solace for now.
Hehe OR buy the biggest, most expensive and elaborate tombstone.
This one looks okay. But I was thinking more like an LED touch display, with tetris in it.
When I die, I want my tombstone to have a space shuttle on it, taking off to the stars
hell, make the tombstone a shuttle itself
You can and you should.
I'm just kidding anyway, I'm an immortal
no way me too
oh shit, that means I have to duel you to the death
i wasn't telling you to delete the picture donna
this is me swinging at adamb
im just gonna go space it up cuz im not feeling horror games rn
Oh hah, no, I deleted it because it was bugging me sitting there.
And I didn’t crop it. Inner monologues :p
oh haha it was just an anime fight right?
what did i miss
you were throwing your fist for 5 hours and i was swinging my hammer back for 5 hours
About to eat a military MRE pancake lol
Heh was just a random sketch. I do those a lot. Disembodied parts.
you do hands way better than ive ever been able to
i struggle so badly to draw them, especially fists
Oh I am terrible at them. Which is why I practice them individually. A lot.
And ty. 🙂
Nah, Adam. Just like different parts pf the body drawn separately.
Like so
oooh
Wow that's pretty impressive
True, but I’d rather not. 🙂
MRE pancake not so bad lol
That's honestly really good :o
gofdsmnit
bro I regret cooking so fucking much lmao
I burnt the fucking toast, not to even mention the eggs
f
I should've just gone with my original plan and binge ate goldfish
just make more toast
the good news is
making toast properly is faster than fucking it up
save time by git gud
Add a dash of cooking oil with butter. And to olive oil and mustard oil as well, as these burn quicker.
As for toasts, just.. turn the knob down, man.
It’s artisan now
I'M FUCKIN DEAD
sure
wow
... I guess you could say my shame was a bit hard to swallow
you finally got a taste of british cuisine it seems
it left a bit of a bad taste in my mouth
then again the toast didn't seem soggy from that picture


that reminds me of a HL2 map for some reason
be careful of antlions
that does look like a hl2 map holy shit
@undone moat Was gonna say, defo looks like the cliffs full of antlions 😆
hl2? 
Half-Life 2.
Oooh
How is party bear adventure like half-life
Stand alone release of a hl source mod .-.
@mint spear The grey overcast sky is probably what's tipping me off + there's an area in the game that looks VERY similar to it but I can't find any images of it
for people that know, iirc it's the area right before you reach the walled off area and have to find the car batteries to move the barrier
@silver mantle Lol I just realized your new display name! I forgot to mention Prey earlier. As another one that scared me a lot 😆
Prey is LIT
Omg I swear. Just listening to the voices, I was soooo scared 🤣
I'm a scaredy cat though. 
in prey, the props hunt you
Basically, lol
seriously though once you realize prey is just reverse prop hunt any sense of horror is lost lmao
The voices are unsettling for sure
Then you max upgrade ur shotgun, turn yourself into a fireball-slinging necromancer, and wreck the shit out of everything in the game 
I play that game like DOOM now, LMAO
It's so fun to just run around summoning elemental Phantoms and tossing fireballs+lightning while blasting things with the Psychoblast ability. While using a fully upgraded shotgun, of course 
Mannn, now you're making me wanna play it again.
Can't say I have ever heard of that game
Earlier we were discussing games to play this month. Prey was definitely a scary one I should try playing again for the spooky theme. Although I'll play Hellblade first.
It's damn good, made by Arkane (Dishonored devs)
Streaming while we record ep 223 of the Retrocomputing Roundtable podcast. 🙂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72H88etX9hU
I'm in the middle. 🙂
Of course I get sick on the day I was going to ask for a day off from work ffs.
If there is a god, he's getting a punch in the dick.
smoothie time
I was gonna add banan but they still aren't ripe yet 😠
Also protein powder but A.) tf's the point of adding protein powder if you're not gonna actually work out and B.) my protien powder was... hideously out of date and smelled like sawdust
Mmm
Wood smoothie uwu
Freeze it for tree popsicle
Lol
I threw it out
Whaaaaaaa
the protein powder
@mint spear skrrr pop pop, eeeeeeee ßßßßßßßß
@limber fractal PREY! such a good idea thank you! 😄
i need to also think about Evil Within 2
i remember it supposedly had more of the weird dream sequence stuff that the first one lacked
@silent wagon difficult when you play without any typhon mods 😉
@silver mantle So funny! It's like you were reading my interaction with the friend who helped me remember which game I was thinking of, being Prey. He followed that by highly recommending Evil Within 2 for our October spooky theme. 😆
sporktober
i promise im not psychic xD
🍴
good god this art piece is 10mb imma be outta comission for a bit x.x
Well, if you can figure out how, you can borrow a few of my 150 megabits
I don't use 'em most of the time
must be nice
it must be nice to have hamilton on your side
don't have to think about leaving my PC on for game updates either
no im putting ppl in #the-louvre who deserve it
tha lurv
its very important to me that people get recognized for the cool shit they make or screencap
cool cool
sounds awfully manual, could it be added to the bot?
doc prolly could cuz he's a magician
beyond my abilities
im just a humble discord mod
i could show you something i've drawn, but i promised myself i wouldn't do that again ;P
it doesn't seem too difficult to write a script for the bot that could add it, although that being said that is a completely uneducated guess
One of the screen shots in #the-louvre of a base that looks like it’s in the yellow mountains
The yellow mountains look super pretty
Ears
Does Unicode characters that I type using alt codes count as text not available on a normal keyboard?
🤔
@hexed cedar Yay!!!! 
Its loading at me... Sony is processing
looked more into it, and the name change should be totally safe for all my content, and idc about leaderboards.
﷽ I typed this with a standard keyboard using alt+fdfd or u+fdfd, so technically it is available on a standard keyboard, on most computers. Is it against the rules? 🤔
I’m asking the important questions.
Yes I read the rules
so you should know the answer 😛
Is a zero width space allowed?
It’s alt code is u+200b
slarti not a fan of lobos
No zero width spaces allowed then I’m guessing?
@gray peak in general, if you're having to ask incredibly detailed questions to tune something you're about to post so it doesn't break the letter of the rules
you're probably about to break the rules
ill help
@hexed cedar Woot woot! Love it!

"Punishment will be decided at Moderator discretion. A general rule of thumb though, is that consideration of the above rules, and general common sense will result in no punishment!"
if the zero space isn't used in an annoying way
or to spam
i dont care
im not looking for reasons to prove my wiener is huge by booting people from the server
i do what i do so everyone can have a good time here, and this can be a truly enjoyable community
because honestly
whatever you have i can buy bigger
Ok
B)
What about me?
i could buy you ice cream
Yes, I knew I still had the legs.
i mean i was considering buying people games to play for game night 😛
This guy is currently procrastinating

Ok who is reacting to every message I send
😳 🙏
No
That would be me
I've been here since 2016
Move aside child
😡
16///16//16
haha anders is old man
I am boomer
uses cane
Ow
GTFO would be a good team building experience
😍 👌
see anders is all in
I just cut myself and all I have are Star Wars bandaids
Hey, George knows how to grill.
🧐
🤨
doc he's lost it
Ow ow ow
My thumb is in big pain
Hello ij bigbain
Where's that, and where's the rest?
There needs to be a 4th monkey; Do No Evil
Monke
I was going for holding his groin but...
Do it
Fully clothed
I'll pier after you
I am in pain ahhhh
Anyone else smell burnt toast
yes
...
NipNip kicking in?

I remember getting an atlas pass
Mmmmm the blood is going through the pour holes in the band aid
funny
Kinda quirky doe
i assumed you never played NMS
What's nms?
Who?
oh right the "arg"

What’s nms?
@mint spear net work management support
nms???
Damn supertramp slaps
im glad you like my emote contribution anders
never heard of “nms”
ofc supertramp slaps
this is the Animal Crossing server right
oh
I wish I could get my voice as high as the supertramp singer
But sadly to do that my boys would have to go
😔
can someone dm an invite to the animal crossing one thanks
I wish my voice wasn’t as high as the super tramp singer
Lmao
😔
no
Same
Jesus christ
Do the same for me
🤮
please if that's enough to end you I just feel bad
I have a lot on my plate
i thought you were a hockey player; they're supposed to be tough 😛
I can drop the gloves and then I go home and cry in bed
if you do
😎
yeah you better
unless you wanna make a real try at this
you know there's absolutely no way you'll fail

literally a degree is how much bs you're willing to endure
2 degrees akkshually
and if you are willing to endure a lot you will make it through school
🤮
or you could just play hockey yknow
I got an invitation to try out for the Prince George Sprucekings and turned it down to go to school

regret?
but
based on you or someone else?
How does one play a contact sport when we are supposed to be social distancing?
then if you believe in that course you can totally make it happen
@void plank I wanna see armored exosuits with internal SCBA... for player safety, ofc
My mom is watching football 🏈 was curious how you tackle someone without touching them lmao
They could throw beanbags?
Its all about the bubble
Wave little flags

Ouchie
Yeah
I'm married with a kid so... I'm doing fine. 🤣
nah im keeping all the women to myself
You you must share @silver mantle
i must do no such thing
😫
Who needs friends when you have Etruscan boar vessel 600-500 BC
im prolly gonna throw up eventually 😛
I was gonna return to monke
These reactions do be irritating doe
I saw that somewhere... wasn't it a mobile?
Never played among us
I would, but nms
hey milk
you prolly didn't know you can do this as a mod
watch my message and yours
:)
mamgic
it literally takes a right click and left click
Mods can remove reactions
props to people with patience doing it, I'd ban the whole server in a week 😊
slarti has pushed the limit
What did he do
I wish I knew who they were originally
I'm more concerned with the guy who keeps bringing up CSA tbh
react to my message bitch
Oh too many reactions
It's someone I have blocked from before they changed their name

all im saying is: hello, yerts
Nah
Yerts wasn't this annoying
slarti @hexed cedar ?
Lmao
yes @silver mantle
Remove his ability to do reactions
I think it was someone who came in and raged like this as a white name
Bro wanna hang out and exchange used toilet paper @mint spear
so I blocked them to minimize the spamming
ie. 1 bar of blocked messages instead of the whole window kinda thing 🤷♂️
Yerts had more focus tho
Are all my messages getting deleted
lolol
Oh wait nvm
Not all @gray peak just the rule breaking ones
I do not let police into my home
But for real imagine having such little purpose in your life that you ban evade on a fucking video game discord server
Yikes sweaty
Huh?
💅
Who is doing that?
is slarti yerts
Ye
ye
Bye bye yerts!
Who is yerts
A trolls
Oop
.mute 3h 710310807262462033
MsAethena#5892 Slarti#8200 has been muted from text and voice chat for 180 minutes.
see ya
lmfao
aw damb, no ban?
Wait
She accidentally muted herself
Damn...
Let’s not dwell on yerts.
welp.
Yeah, they'll just be lurking here on one of their other alts
how you all been
@silver mantle did you mute yourself
yep
No.
Lol
im 100% muted 😐
Muted slarti
It just was telling who muted yerts
Oh
Lmao
😐
Honestly it’s just depressing that he keeps coming back.
There are 35000 imposters among us
Marmalade is sus
Importers lol
Can we all resolve to block and ignore him next time, he wants attention and we’re giving him what he wants.
I'll DM you something marm
I remember in another server I was in to mute someone the command's name was gag
you can imagine how that went.
Lmao
garrote
haha, I'll wait for a 'tar and feather' option somewhere
Hanged drawn and quartered
I'm fine with thoroughly ridiculed, most times
Not completely done but I dont want to go get the other supplies I need from downstairs 
Wow!
Bat snail
That’s really impressive!
Hermit Corgi?
wait it’s a snail
Thank 
@Kacper03548417 Ban evasion is also against our ToS, so those cases can also be reported to our team
not trying to imply anything, but...
Even knowing it isn't a snail you guys have made me not be able to unsee the snail
Lmao
Wait did slarti person admit that they were yerts?
they may as well have
that's why punishment evasion by alts is an instant ban
I mean come on, he even knew the jig was up as soon as I said it
however note that people who constantly react aren't yerts alts by default lol
I only use my alt to dm ascii tank art to so I can pull it up easily instead of having to type it all again
I'd like to say I think he had done it before, I had him muted beforehand
Someone who joined after yerts was banned, yet knows who they are, probably is though
yeahhhh that's just a bit sus
however note that people who constantly react aren't yerts alts by default lol
That isn’t what yerts did. It’s a pattern of being a dick then gaslighting. Immediately afterwards.
My alt is literally just halflings6969
I've checked my history too, I've barely interacted with them
And yet, they claimed to know me
I think I blocked this one about 10 minutes after they joined when I saw them spamming reactions
The all seeing eye
Stalker?
Even when I am in the shower
Aethena has eyes all over her head
Aethena has eyes all over her head
@sterile tartan wanna know what I do with spiders?
damn Discord needs to let servers IP ban
No I do not
All bans are ip bans
It's of limited use
He prolly used a vpn
Why can't I react to anything?
as someone who has circumvented a ban to plead my case in the past (got unbanned)
it isn’t ip banned
wtf
You can react you just have to do analogue reactions
🦀 reactions are gone 🦀
Use your face
It’s for this channel only
Instead of emoji
🅱️admin
I was spooked for a second
im not an admin
🦀 reactions are back 🦀
im just a mod
🅱️adminoderator
boderator
Only two more levels and I can post a meme
Ok
Ok
@gray peak gonna get themselves in trouble in 2 levels
Lmao
i do have a bod
I have some sod.
anders
Run
I am an isopod
FUCKFUCKFUCK
(Fuck)^3
I ACCIDENTALLY ALMOST SENT A SELFIE I HAD TO TAKE EARLIER
THIS IS WHY I DONT TAKE SELFIES
that's lowkey the same reason I don't take dick pics tbh - always afraid I'm gonna post them somewhere by accident
also I'm single and not even dating rn lmaooooooooooo
Later.
i can send a selfie if it'll make you feel better
Same
@gray peak gonna get themselves in trouble in 2 levels
@hallow isle no
Damn one time I was in a voice chat and I accidentally pressed camera
I had a heart attack
@gray peak I respectfully disagree, I have a sixth sense for these things
Just wait and see
i have claws
Furry?
Lol then when will I get myself in trouble again?
I was using my phone to discord while I was in the bath just now, so I guess you could say that I too like to live dangerously
I'm constantly in trouble
Same
I think I’m better now
I used to be in a constant cycle of joining servers and getting banned
Sometimes for stupid reasons other times for just reasons
Don’t spell out “penis” with reactions you will probably get warned.
I got chat banned shortly after I joined for posting hurricane pictures in screenshots lol
See? I told you I had a sixth sense for these things 🙂
Also don’t post nsfw Ben Shapiro memes in the politics channel
lol
I know from experience
you what
don't post anything NSFW anywhere

Ben Shapiro WAP deepfakes are usually against the rules
or i will kindly extract your intestines through your eyes 🙂
don’t post anything NSFW anywhere
@silver mantle I won’t
I don’t have anything nsfw saved on my phone
My dad likes to look through my phone sometimes
Ik
Dm?
Yes please
Kk
😂
Lol
I think it's smoke o'clock lol
😔
i think its
😴
drunk o clock
Maybe but I can't drink lol
GOD DAMNIT
I think it was drunk o'clock about 2 hours ago Aethena 🙂
its 5pm here adam
The violents happen when I drink...
you're on holiday right?
yes
I keep forgetting you don't live far from me computerman
day drinking is perfectly fine when you're on holiday
i haven't for 3 months
im test driving it again 🙂
when im sufficiently scary just lemme know 😛
Ok, bro if you're actually 13 i'm sorry for calling you bae
honestly this server is in such a good place rn its hardly like it used to be
How old are you
Pedo

@gray peak I won't say anything about weed but as far as cigarettes don't ever pick up that habit.... Really hard to quit...
🤮
Here’s your ticket to cuties movie
ive smoked cigs socially and never picked it up
hi @limber fractal !
fuck it, SoT time
it just weirds people out when ik what im doing haha
SOT!!!
we should play sometime PCMan
You're lucky and quite an exception @silver mantle
ye
you spelled out my life red
I started smoking cigs when I was 11...
@hallow isle 
Nicotine is hella addictive
i wanna hear that texan accent 😛
I’m staying away from that shit
and you have to try a texan + pirate accent!
Who’s?
aethena's
i doubt you can break a hard as cold and iron as mine
Break heart, hardcore 
but go ahead
I don't have an accent
you suck! jk
at least, I don't THINK I do
Lmao
I heard computerman
Def not a Texan accent I can remember 
have you ever unironically said 'y'all' @undone moat
red heard me but didn't "hear" me so idk how much i believe
I might've
i have!
I don't keep track of it
i say y'all all the time
I do too
You sound neutral to me
@silver mantle
Ironically though
I say y’all when talking online but not irl lol
Everyone here says I talk like a Yankee.... I have lived in southwest louisiana my whole life less the 2 years I lived in Florida
ik im such a white girl its awful
But you were also rather quieter volume wise 
ABSOLUTELY NEUTRAL
Adam wasn't so quiet 
I am IRL tho :x
cuz we played fibbage
so lemme embarass myself cuz im drunk
Oh, your a white girl? Name all the stickers you got on your macbook
when my friend wanted to prove how white i was
physically
We need to do a game night with Aethena again, even if she always wins
I don't like my voice
she told me to roll up my pants past my ankle
It's true, PCman doesnt have an accent
I have a coworker who has THE THICKEST texan accent though, like no joke
You're vampire? 🧛♀️
he's great
do you bite?
Aight ima unload the dishwasher
cause in some settings, it's a bite and a lick
go on, what's the worst that can happen
I get warned
(the answer here is a ban FYI)
oooookay aethena I think you need to scale it back just a teensy bit
barotrauma looks fun
I miss my water bong 😢
i'll stop.
I mean
pokes #game-night
nah its fine
have you changed timezones btw aethena? I don't remember you being so far behind
NOW
you're right
KICK THEM OFF
can't lose professionalism as a mod
A
I thought you were -5
do you bite?
@hallow isle i read this with out reading the vampire part and
Oh crap. I forgot to wear my glasses again 
Uhhm
I'm going to PISS from my EYES
That’s called crying
Lmao
reminds me of the time when i was six that i accidentally pissed into my own eye
was extremely painful
fixed
That sounds bad
I once Broke a glow stick and all the juice went in my eye
marm... how
I'm gonna fuckign run my ship aground and become a fuckin castaway broSDG
Ha I got really stoned once when I had my own place cut open a bunch of glow sticks and sprayed them on my bathroom wall. It was awesome lmao
just keep it pg13
I have glowsticks in my car for glowstick raves safety reasons
That does suck though lucky none of the glass piece got in your eye..
That sounds kinda cool actually
Not the safest choice but yeah
Girls kissing 😱
Jkjkjk pls don’t ban me
😐
Brb
rofl
You sailing rn?
YES
Irl?
YES
It's 2020 @gray peak , girls can kiss each other if they like, and there's nothing wrong with it
Bruh
i have brain inhibitors
They said
Jk
YES
@undone moat I sail too
Immediately
Uhhhmb
I hope this is a joke
dave is the one
it's in SOT i think bro
obviously
I actually do sail irl
but then again marm is someone i'd be willing to take on in an intellectual debate
marm don't even fucking try
but then again marm is someone i'd be willing to take on in an intellectual debate
bruh don't you want a challenge
i was testing you hardcore yesterday about nuclear shit
Sail on a lake
don't pretend i wasn't
Plus you can get a cheap sailing dingy that’s like 400 bucks
you did very well
Only sail boat you'd catch me in would be one of the old sailing ships. Other than that not really interested
The old ones with square sails are shit
if you can name 3 symptoms of acute radiation poisoning i'll gift you nitro for a month 😛
You can’t sail up wind
At what stage aethena? 😛
1000+ Rad
I mean, instant symptoms, short term or long term
if you can name 3 symptoms of acute radiation poisoning i'll gift you nitro for a month 😛
ill do my best: blindness, bruising, confusion, brain hemorrhaging
I grow a 3rd arm on my chest
You can’t sail up wind
@gray peak you can to a certain degree look it up.
instant
With square sails you may aswell not try
blindness is good
so athena, do tell me, what are the actual symptoms
Ok, metallic taste in the mouth, blue light seen with no source, and you'll shit yourself
this i must know
Nausea?
Don't remember the specifics but it has to do with the direction the sails are facing or something like that obviously you can't go directly into the wind but pretty close considering.
I hate headache and nausea combined. Welcome to migraines. Yuck.
so the radiation basically fucks up your capillaries and gives you a rash
also high energy gammas can actually burn your skin
the betas will render you blind
What does the rash look like? Is it throughout the body?
and all the neutron shit will melt your GI tract
is the burn similar to a heat burn?
Don't remember the specifics but it has to do with the direction the sails are facing or something like that obviously you can't go directly into the wind but pretty close considering.
@void plank with triangle lateen sails you can tack back and forth in a zig zag to go upwind
metallic taste is your tongue being ionised
Nice@gray peak didn't know that
I don't know how the europeans couldn't figure out how to make sails that weren't square
you all are very well informed! ❤️
I guess the egyptians were the smartest then
Large sailing ships can absolutely go upwind
I work for the ambulance service, I'm basically cheating 😛
I have a list of red flags
Large sailing ships can absolutely go upwind
@mint spear any sailing ship can really
Hey I like learning new shit lol
it's insanely hard for square rigged sails to go upwind
I can't remember the specifics but with big ships it has to do with the keel acting as a sail under the water
Weird shit
what?
so the RO of the K19 got 5400 R acute dose 😛



