#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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tropic folio
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and we kept the functionality for the winner

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so now

civic ferry
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Gunter reacts to any message with dave in it

tropic folio
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when anyone mentions Dave

calm roost
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Dave?

tropic folio
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Gunter emotes with blob

calm roost
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Wow this is insane

tropic folio
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because Blob won

mint spear
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Dave

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lmao

calm roost
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Love this bot

tropic folio
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yea Dave is the best BLOBICIDE HECKIN' WHEN

calm roost
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Who was dave

tropic folio
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the praying mantis looking creatures in NMS

civic ferry
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@calm roost I'm a millennial, so not particularly old

tropic folio
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they're all named Dave

mint spear
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ahhhhhh

tropic folio
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I'm also a millenial, albeit on the older side of it, I think?

mint spear
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i saw those a few times

calm roost
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@civic ferry 90' millenial or real millenial after 2000?

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Bcs for me millenial>2000

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And I'm one

tropic folio
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92 for me

mint spear
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96 for me

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still a millenial

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don't you dare gen z me

civic ferry
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Millennial is people aware enough to know the implications of 9/11, wasn't it?

calm roost
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ah

tropic folio
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@civic ferry that's the usual point of relevance when figuring out generation, I think

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wasn't the one before (Gen X) remembering the Challenger explosion?

civic ferry
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Unsure

calm roost
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What is >2000 so

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What am i

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πŸ˜”

mint spear
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gen z

civic ferry
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Zoomer

tropic folio
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ya friggin zoomer

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/s

mint spear
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zoomer coomer

calm roost
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no it can't be

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Nooooooo

civic ferry
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Haha

tropic folio
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you're Mazda's old commercial tagline

calm roost
tropic folio
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"ZOOM ZOOM"

mint spear
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lmao

calm roost
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English joke that i cannot understand.

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Not funny, didn't laugh sean

civic ferry
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It's ok. All the zoomer complaints get thrown at millennials anyway

tropic folio
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...it's what they used to say in commercials as a subliminal way of making you remember it

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and all millenial complaints get thrown at boomers, because Gen X weren't that bad

mint spear
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yep for some reason boomers think we're all the same

civic ferry
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It was a whisper, so allcaps isn't quite right

calm roost
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"Boomers"

mint spear
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boomers are the og coomers

open bane
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whenever I start my car (a mazda) I see that "Zoom Zoom" on the dash display

civic ferry
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Boomers were born and raised after WW2

tropic folio
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yea because everyone was bumpin' uglies thinking the world was gonna end

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and then it didn't

mint spear
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46 to 64 i think

civic ferry
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Baby Boom

calm roost
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technology is their nemesis

civic ferry
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And they had a lot of messed up parents, unsurprisingly

mint spear
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and they messed their kids up

calm roost
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^

tropic folio
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wait I thought the Golden Generation was considered pretty okay?

civic ferry
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And then the 60s happened

tropic folio
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or am I thinking the Silent Generation

civic ferry
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LSD for days

mint spear
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silent gen

tropic folio
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ah, I was mistaken, whoops

calm roost
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Now we have two generations in one bcs some have children at 16

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Nice

civic ferry
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Generation is a vague thing anyway

mint spear
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in england the chavs have kids at 16 so they get a free place to live

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and money

tropic folio
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@civic ferry and then the year I was born, the guy cranking out all the LSD got caught q.q

calm roost
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ah

tropic folio
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missed out on the good stuff

civic ferry
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I mean, it permanently hangs out in your spine, supposedly

tropic folio
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but we won't know until it gets proper testing c: thanks DEA for that handy Scheduling thing

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totally makes sen----this is getting political

civic ferry
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Heh

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DARE

mint spear
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funny how that goes

tropic folio
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oh man DARE fucked up so many of our generation

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I hung onto the damn shirt for as long as I could but lost it in the move after middle school

civic ferry
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D- I won't do drugs A- Won't have an attitude. R- I will respect myself. E- I will educate me nowwwww.

tropic folio
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god, thanks for that trip down memory lane

civic ferry
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Yw

tropic folio
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I can almost remember it through the drug haze of my early 20s xD

mint spear
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i'm not american enought to understand this

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was this during the crack pandemic

tropic folio
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LMFAO

civic ferry
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Dare was an antidrug campaign

open bane
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I remember they gave out a bunch of rulers with the DARE acronym on it but I never actually knew what it was for even after they held assemblies for it because I was like 8

tropic folio
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DARE was an anti-drug propaganda machine the government forced on elementary schoolers to combat "the WAR on DRUGS"

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which they lost

civic ferry
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They'd bring in cops with examples of a lot of drugs so we could recognize the pills

tropic folio
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spectacularly

civic ferry
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And we did a concert

calm roost
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so DARE just increased drug comsuption?

mint spear
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lmao

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amazing

tropic folio
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@calm roost okay hear me out

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imagine a kid that doesn't know what drugs are

civic ferry
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Supposedly it did

tropic folio
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now, imagine in scenario A, that kid having a conversation with their parents when the time is right, and getting healthy knowledge on what drugs are

open bane
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We had a dude come into our school, his name was "The Ooch" and his skill was yo-yos. He basically was a motivational speaker that used yo-yos to explain life, used to be a drug addict or something

civic ferry
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It's one of those "Hey, maybe don't teach elementary schoolers all about the thing you're trying to prevent" things

tropic folio
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...scenario B is cops going to your school and saying "POT WILL KILL YOU NOW SIGN THIS OATH HERE'S A T SHIRT"

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the US

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went with B

calm roost
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I mean

open bane
calm roost
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It doesn't surprise me

civic ferry
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I grew up in that time.
I know the hilarious lengths school systems were trying in order to reach kids with their own language

tropic folio
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@open bane that's a unique approach to a conversation I still wouldn't have with elementary school kids

civic ferry
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This generation doesn't really appreciate the absurdity

calm roost
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Elementary school kids: how old are they?

tropic folio
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@civic ferry oh god some of it was the cringiest shit

open bane
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All it did was get every single child in the school horribly addicted to yo-yos

civic ferry
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Haha

tropic folio
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Elementary school in the US is Kindergarten (occasionally) thru 5th grade. So around 5-10 years old

calm roost
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LMAO

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Drugs

open bane
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Like literally everyone was trying to learn how to be good with yo-yos and would flex on each other when they could be even slightly good at a trick

calm roost
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Wtf

civic ferry
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I mean, that was a thing in the 90s anyway

tropic folio
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@open bane that sounds like the exact kind of shit I would do if I was a kid in that scenario

civic ferry
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Mmm the devil stix vs hacky-sack debate

tropic folio
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"cat's cradle, BIIIIIIIIIIITCH"

open bane
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Was yo-yos and hacky sack for my age group growing up

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neither of which I participated in lol

civic ferry
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Star wars TCG

tropic folio
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GOD

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I wish

civic ferry
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Oh it existed

tropic folio
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I could've convinced my then-super Christian parents

open bane
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I played a bunch of TCGs but not that lol

tropic folio
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to get me MAGIC TCG CARDS

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back then

civic ferry
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I traded a Leia Organa for a TIE vanguard because I didn't have a space ship

open bane
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yugioh, duel masters, mtg, and some miniatures games

tropic folio
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coulda had a fuckin' SET of POWER 9 before they all SPIKED TO HELL

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UGH

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AND BITCOIN

calm roost
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Growed with Pokemon

open bane
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oh yeah pokemon cards too

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but mostly the video games

calm roost
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was real shit

civic ferry
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At least pokemon TCG still lives

tropic folio
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I WAS OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER BITCOIN BEING $10 FOR ONE HUNDRED OF THEM

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UGH

calm roost
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they didn't allow gameboys and ds in our school

civic ferry
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I'm old enough to remember the Mew truck rumor mill

calm roost
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So it was only cards

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πŸ˜”

tropic folio
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oh man Mew truck was legend

civic ferry
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God

open bane
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i really wish I had just bought an arbitrary number of BTC

tropic folio
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number of times I tried to move that fucking truck

open bane
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like those kids that did it as a joke

civic ferry
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I accidentally used rage in an onyx vs onyx battle during lunch

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I tried to sneak out with my Gameboy on, but a teacher snagged it at the door to the caf

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We were allowed to use Gameboys at lunch, you see

tropic folio
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oh man your school was dope then

open bane
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I remember I played Pokemon Diamond and found Giratina without knowing it existed, at like 2AM. I freaked out and tried to wake my brother up to show him

mint spear
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lmao.

tropic folio
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mine didn't even allow pokemon cards

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but that's semi-rural Georgia for ya

calm roost
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I remember my favourite pokemon was kabutops

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So badass

open bane
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idek what mine is

mint spear
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Jolteon here πŸ˜›

tropic folio
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favorite first-gen would probably be Exeggutor

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favorite any-gen is Absol, by a long shot

calm roost
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The X cards, where the pokemon was leaving the card to catch you

civic ferry
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The best part about Mew rumors is that they were so ridiculous that when an actual working glitch was found, nobody believed it

calm roost
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Insane

open bane
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I think my favorite was feraligatr, was the first pokemon I naturally got to lvl 100 in Pokemon Crystal

calm roost
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Dialga X

mint spear
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noice

calm roost
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🀀

tropic folio
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@civic ferry and then Nintendo dropped the Uno reverse with "oh you can get Mew by going to a tournament"

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which turned out to be why it was in the code

civic ferry
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And they kept releasing mew in side games in the DS generation, lol

tropic folio
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GOD REMEMBER THE ANCIENT MEW CARD for the first pokemon movie?

civic ferry
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Yep

tropic folio
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I had like 4

civic ferry
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I had... 4?

open bane
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Oh yeah I had the little gold tablets

civic ferry
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..ahaha

calm roost
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I remember how it was hard to catch a Abra

mint spear
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I kinda started losing affinity for the Pokemon games when they began 'Gamestop promotion-only' Pokemons

calm roost
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😢

civic ferry
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I think the attendants were just trying to get rid of them quickly

tropic folio
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OH MAN the McDonalds gold pokemon collector things

open bane
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Also I had a clear rubber bouncy ball with a little dragonite figure inside of it and it was my absolute favorite toy as a kid cause it felt like some sacred gem lmao

tropic folio
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that came in the Pokeball stand

open bane
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but then it cracked in half

civic ferry
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The nice things about the GS-only ones is that they basically all got ROM dumped online

mint spear
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like I'm gonna drive 45 minutes to the nearest Gamestop to bug an employee who's gonna yammer on to me about the different pre-order bonuses

tropic folio
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turns out Pokemon was the original "DON'T FUCKIN' PREORDER" stan

open bane
mint spear
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lol

tropic folio
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but that didn't work because pokemon was the crack of the 90s

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OH MAN THE FUCKING POKE BOUNCY BALLS

civic ferry
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The eon ticket tho

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Hi remember the e-reader!?

tropic folio
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I remember the Gameboy Printer

open bane
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I remember being infinitely depressed as a kid because I didn't understand how the event stuff worked and assumed there was no where near me that would do it. Don't think I even asked my parents.

tropic folio
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the Gameboy Camera

civic ferry
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Went from Japanese exclusive e-reader card to manually distributed data from the NY PMC for the 3ds remake

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From there it's streetpass only

tropic folio
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fuck, when I went to the ALMS race at Road Atlanta for the first time, they had these custom Gameboy carts that would track the position of the racecars on the track in 1 minute intervals

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which was insane to me

civic ferry
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Huh, neat

tropic folio
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yea dad thought it was super-tech

civic ferry
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Oh man, when they added infared ports to GBA games

open bane
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oh man, off topic from Pokemon but I remember just browsing the Gamespot website to find games I wanted to play, and stumbling across Fable. I begged my mom to get it for me and she did at some point, then it was my favorite game for like 2 years lol

civic ferry
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CHICKEN CHASER

tropic folio
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@open bane wait but what about walking up and down the aisle at Blockbuster looking for N64 games you hadn't demolished (as in beaten, not actually physically destroyed) yet?

civic ferry
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HOWS IT GOIN, CHICKEN CHASER

open bane
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I didn't own an N64, my parents bought us PS1 and Xbox, no nintendo stuff until we begged for gameboys lol

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Not for any reason, I think they just also wanted to play the games and nintendo games were more childish

tropic folio
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I remember tilting the cart on Diddy Kong Racing and unlocking all the tracks

civic ferry
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Mmm there was a movie rental place near me that was selling old SNES carts

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I got earthbound for $5

tropic folio
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I thought the space tracks was Nintendo haunting my fucking game console because I had never unlocked them

open bane
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We used to go to GameStop and just look for random used DS games to try lol

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I wish I was as open to trying new games now as I was back then, I could basically enjoy any game

tropic folio
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and then we got a PS2 and it all went downhill from there

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...literally, I 100%'d SSX Tricky

civic ferry
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I had a good relationship with the local ebgames/gamestop

open bane
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ohhh speaking of haunted toys lol

civic ferry
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They'd let me hang out for hours playing the demo consoles

open bane
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My brother and I owned a Liger Zoid toy, if you tilted its paw it would make a roaring sound

tropic folio
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tilt controls on a toy sounds ripe for haunting

civic ferry
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Was it the assembly toy or an action figure?

tropic folio
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lmfao

open bane
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We had large gray plastic tubs to hold our toys, and it was buried in there at some point

tropic folio
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action figure probably

civic ferry
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Ah

tropic folio
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GOD, primo haunting was that FUCKING FURBY my sister insisted we get

civic ferry
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OG zoids are basically motorized model kits

tropic folio
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we had one of those tubs too

open bane
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and toys would shift, so in the middle of the night somtimes it would just roar and scare the shit out of us, and we were convinced the batteries were dead and that it was haunted

civic ferry
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Furby's were awesome, haha

tropic folio
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little Furby bastard got stuck in the bottom and forgotten about

open bane
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nah it was not a fancy one, though we did have some of those

tropic folio
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till one night, my cat managed to knock the tub jumping off a shelf

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and jolted the little bastard to life

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at 3 AM

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scared the bejesus outta me

open bane
civic ferry
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want play

tropic folio
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I was a Transformers nerd growing up

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fuckin' loved the big ol' Optimus Prime my parents got me one Xmas

open bane
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yep lol

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we also got the gigantic ones, Omega Supreme and Unicron

tropic folio
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my favorite was the Beast transformer series though

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had like half of them

civic ferry
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I remember not being happy with them. I liked the vehicles

open bane
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I just remember trying to find all the possible spots to put the minicons

civic ferry
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I had those ones that seemed liked knockoffs but were just sourced from a different Japanese brand than the others.
They were space fighters that could be pulled back and released to make them roll forward and then flip up into robot mode

tropic folio
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I think the closest I got to those would be the fuckin' ball shaped Bionicles

open bane
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oh so like Bakugan

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I loved those fluffy lol

tropic folio
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with the little trigger that made the head strike forward kinda like a snake

civic ferry
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No metal card need

open bane
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yeah but similar mechanism

civic ferry
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Oh man, the power link gimmick was a fun one

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Insert minicon to unlock features

tropic folio
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"please drink verification can"

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is what that reminds me of xD

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oh geez, main chat is buzzin'

mint spear
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verification can greentext

civic ferry
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I had a car transformer that would unlock the VR trooper car gimmick when a minicon was inserted

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The doors flipping down somehow made it able to fly

mint spear
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Car transformer?

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which car would it transform to

tropic folio
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came across this nostalgia hit, so now all of you have to have this as well

mint spear
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not as nostalgic for me

tropic folio
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I was like

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12?

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when I found this song

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so a bit nostalgic for me c:

mint spear
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hehe

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I grew up with Nu-Metal taking over

tropic folio
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nu-metal turns the kids into metalheads, so it gets a pass ❀️

mint spear
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lol true

undone moat
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S

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A

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S

mint spear
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now if you wanna talk about 'nostalgic' music

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THIS always takes me back

tropic folio
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please god no, I've heard it so many times on the radio that that song gives me PTSD

clever vessel
mint spear
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haha

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dude

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Steel Rain was a trip

tropic folio
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and I stopped listening to radio two years ago when I got my car xD

mint spear
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did you ever listen to the one he did that was produced by Timbaland?

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Was SOO damn odd

clever vessel
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It's a great album

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Very different

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I respected his experimentation

mint spear
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yea

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this was the first time I had heard anything from him outside of Soundgarden

clever vessel
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Whoa wth I guess this is an edited version of one of his previous songs?

mint spear
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yeah

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then out of nowhere came Audioslave

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with Cochise

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the first time I saw that video my jaw was on the floor

clever vessel
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πŸ‘Œ 😩 πŸ‘Œ

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Glad I got to see him live before shit hit the fan

mint spear
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I never had the opportunity

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Instead, I got to see Wayne Static a year before he died.

clever vessel
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Damn

undone moat
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man

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there's a water bottle across the room right

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and I tried flicking my wrist like you would to bring stuff toward you like in hla

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I am embarassed

mint spear
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dont be embarrassed

clever vessel
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Be embarrassed

mint spear
spark niche
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For some reason my pc WiFi is not working

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Was gonna do Minecraft with the Boris

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Bois

mint spear
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ah yes the Boris

spark niche
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But

mint spear
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PC WiFi is bad bruh

spark niche
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Guess that’s not gonna happen

mint spear
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the russian minecraft mastermind

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just use ethernet

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lol

spark niche
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No eathernet. We only have one phone port

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That’s the routers

mint spear
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big oof

spark niche
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On a good day we get 18MPS

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Housewide

mint spear
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yeah but its WiFi

spark niche
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Meaning. I get none thank you girlfriend

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It’s all hers

mint spear
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Man, so glad i don't have a girlfriend

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πŸ˜›

spark niche
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I think I might break up so I can have my WiFi back

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WAIT

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it connected after 7 minutes!

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Yes

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Aaaaaa

mint spear
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You could just set the dns server to your device only πŸ˜›

spark niche
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Then I think she would break up with me

mint spear
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rip

spark niche
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It’s a lot easier to screw someone else rather than getting screwed in my experience

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Now I wait for gmail to load

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My first email is from this asshole client we have. Thank you world. At least right now it’s Minecraft with Boris time. Screw him.

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I’ll worry about that later

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Bye.

mint spear
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Just had a mole appear overnight

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Hopefully not melanoma or some shit

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Im up to like 60 now 😬

glad cypress
clever vessel
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He's looking for the #2 pencil

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Maybe it's a big fat zit milk

mint spear
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Hopefully

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Cancer runs in my family tho so rip

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And we dont have a doctor either so I guess just wait it out and see if I die 😎

clever vessel
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get it checked out. make a trip if you have to if you think it's serious

short saddle
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I have the same keyboard

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Its really good for its price

civic ferry
cerulean panther
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How can rey even fight

vagrant ridge
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Granddaughter of palpatine, obviously. Being related to a powerful guy automatically makes you an expert in every way that’s needed for you to look cool in fight scenes

open bane
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where did this even come from

steep pagoda
open bane
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also how does literally any random character in any action movie even fight

undone moat
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πŸ’€

glad cypress
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πŸ‡Ώ

dusty magnet
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Z

clever vessel
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bBπŸ…±οΈ

dusty magnet
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B

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Ee

glad cypress
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AaπŸ‡¦

dusty magnet
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Thank you marm

glad cypress
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thank you

clever vessel
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yw

mint spear
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Someone talk to me I'm bored

open bane
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wus poppin

mint spear
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Idk not much

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That's the problem

open bane
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damn bro

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well what would you wanna talk about?

mint spear
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Hmm

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We should do a better job at protecting and preserving our natural environments

open bane
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i can agree w that

mint spear
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Like whenever I go into the mountains and see a new clear cut block it kills me inside a little

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Unironically

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πŸ˜”

open bane
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unfortunately it's just a side effect of our consumption

mint spear
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Yeah

open bane
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I think if people are responsible about it and there are preservation laws in place, like planting two trees for every one removed, it can do alright.

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But those are resources that are actually replenishable, wiping our natural formations and stuff is different

mint spear
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In theory that's the general idea but its rarely executed in practice. I know around here most companies replant to fulfill the required quota but it's done so poorly the trees rarely survive

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They have to often plant 3 to 4 times

open bane
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Yeah that's a huge problem too

mint spear
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And even the ones that do live are so poorly grown. Even after 40 years they are small and deformed

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You cant replace old growth

open bane
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At the end of the day sometimes things make sense on paper but the moment there's a handoff between policy and enforcement of regulations, or people being required to actually give a shit, it stops working on a larger scale

sterile tartan
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I love that Murphy feels the need to viciously climb up my shoulder when I'm holding him. It feels great for a 12 pound cat to haul himself up by his claws

mint spear
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Like, when I go out and explore the wild, I'm overcome with an incredibly stronger urge to protect these places

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It sounds stupid but almost to the point I'd die for it

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And when I see it getting abused it makes me extremely aggravated

open bane
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I think it's that you know it's actually at risk, so when you see more evidence of that and you've spent your day within it and enjoying yourself it's just a further blow

mint spear
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I think I've really bought into the whole spaceship earth philosophy, so when we do the things we do I think of it like taking a fat shit in your bed then laying in it

open bane
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What I hate is in America, at least where I'm at, there are almost no places to go and just hike in a natural environment. It's all manmade trails with signage, sometimes picnic tables and shit. Like I get it, people want a safer location to hike without really worrying about normal natural hazards. But to see almost every natural place in the state being turned into a closed off section of trees with dirt paths tossed in and little wood bridges is just so false and unnatural

mint spear
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Yeah I can relate to that

open bane
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State parks are rife with it too. Going to a campsite to find out I'm just surrounded by rich white people sitting on a circle of dirt drinking beers and hiking to a pond just feels lame

#

Not that people shouldn't go there, I think it's important to patronize those places so they can keep funding to preserve them

#

Just feels very disconnected

fickle obsidian
#

"Hiking" but it's just going outside to a camp site and getting wasted, lol

open bane
#

Pretty much

#

Or "camping" when it's buying a $600 tent and setting up stake lights

mint spear
#

Yeah for real. A bit anecdotal, but for example there's this place right here, the diorite valley, which I hike to often. There are quite a few mining claims here that I hope are never acted on.

#

A small section of heaven on earth at risk of getting ass fucked by humanity

#

πŸ˜” smdh

fickle obsidian
#

What's really a bummer is folks going to some of these places and just trashing the area in the process

open bane
#

That's what really gets me. Like I don't really care what people do there, it's up tot hem, not trying to be some high horse asshole telling people they can't just hang out and camp

#

But when there's littering and cig butts everywhere that aggravates me

fickle obsidian
#

Yeah, do whatever (within reason/non-destructive) when you're there, but clean up after yourself ffs

mint spear
#

The carelessness has been a huge problem here especially because of the Corona stuff

#

to make it extra exciting make it so park rangers are legally allowed to hunt you at night if you are found to be littering

#

People are heading into the back country that wouldn't usually to "get out of the house"

#

They have zero common sense and are destroying these precious environments

#

Pisses me off

open bane
#

yep lol, when I drove around a bit ago I drove by a lot of parking stops for a local trail, and they were absolutely packed with cars at every entrance

fickle obsidian
#

It still really frustrates me when the US gov shut down and some folks went out and wrecked some stuff in the parks

#

I forget now what exactly it was, a specific type of plant, cacti maybe?

#

It was one of those rare types of plant that you just can't replace I think

mint spear
#

There's a region about an hour southwest of here that is a crucial range for mountain caribou, which are highly endangered. It's currently heavily used by snowmobilers and hunters but I think it ought to be made into either a park or a conservancy area

#

Quite a few others think so as well but we have no clue how to get it going

#

We could try to lobby or start a petition but I really doubt the government gives a shit. Especially since that land can generate decent logging revenue

#

That's really the issue 99% of the time. Short term financial gain, because why does the future matter?

#

🧠

#

Big brain take

sterile tartan
#

Come to Washington. Or Oregon. Especially Oregon actually, for absolutely beautiful hiking areas

glad cypress
#

The Sierra Nevada mountains are nice as well, in the less travelled places.

sterile tartan
#

The only Oregon place I can think of is Klamath Falls
But I'm sure someone from Oregon could tell you more

rare mauve
#

Utah has some pretty nice hikes

sterile tartan
#

In Washington you can go to Mt. St. Helens anf walk through lava tubes where fallen trees used to be

clever vessel
#

my toilet needs to shut the fuck up

#

i will punch it in the face

kindred trench
#

Huh

eternal thorn
#

You've dipped your fist in toilet water zug, congratulations

#

Hope you flushed first

jaunty copper
#

poopuncha

clever vessel
#

flushing? haha aha

jaunty copper
#

new york

clever vessel
#

san francisco

jaunty copper
#

i heard they just leave it on the sidewalk πŸ‘€

clever vessel
#

......oh......

mint spear
#

@cerulean panther

mint spear
#

FFS the first day I cook on my stove in months and my smoke alarm decides to chime in on it

#

He wants what you're having

#

prolly

#

just simple pasta lol

glad cypress
#

simple pasta?

#

Pasta is never simple.

mint spear
#

lol in this case it is

#

just thin spaghetti with some sauce with bits of mushroom in it

glad cypress
#

see? You couldn’t just describe it as β€œsphagetti”. You had to tell of the sauce as well!

mint spear
#

yea

#

The artist calls his art simple

#

When in fact he is what he is
An artist

#

Now give me some of that delicious pasta

#

I'm a little upset they didn't have my favorite sauce though 😦

#

Spicy Italian

#

been really hard to find that one lately

glad cypress
#

That sucks.

mint spear
#

not at walmart, not a price chopper or dollar general :9

#

almost wonder if it was discontinued

undone moat
#

has anyone ever tried buying food/groceries through amazon?

#

like I can't wrap my head around how that would work

mint spear
#

not me

#

I've been tempted to buy certain teas through them but idk maaan

undone moat
#

inflatable underwear

glad cypress
#

Fuck Amazon.

#

Alibaba ftw.

undone moat
#

don't fuck amazon

open bane
#

It's not really thru Amazon, they get the food from whole foods since they bought them

#

I mean it is via Amazon obviously but it's not from some warehouse

undone moat
#

aw man

#

I wanna say a funny but I think it's offensive so I'm not gonna

glad cypress
#

Say it, I dare you.

#

Double dog dare you.

undone moat
#

nah

glad cypress
#

fine

silver mantle
#

Got some more deck cases today so now all my stuff will be protected

cerulean panther
#

@mint spear haha nice

steep pagoda
#

Tasty πŸ˜‹

dusty magnet
#

im gonna pass out

#

that is vile

eternal thorn
#

That's quite the pickle

#

sandwich

#

Hold up

#

Is that melted cheese

lament ginkgo
#

Is this where we can talk about ducks?

dusty magnet
#

ducks are not allowed

lament ginkgo
#

Fuck

silver mantle
#

I love pickles

clever vessel
#

same

open bane
#

tbh that sandwich actually looks fine but I'd rather just have the whole pickles

clever vessel
#

i love that it's filled with pickles, and there's another on the top

#

whole pickles better

#

i like to grasp them in my hand

open bane
#

squeeze

#

oops slipped haha

silver mantle
#

Makes me wonder what the cheese is that they need that much pallete cleanser

clever vessel
#

haha

rare mauve
#

I know you returned awhile ago but welcome back! @silver mantle

silver mantle
#

Thanks!

mint spear
#

looks like it's my time to shine.

#

covers himself in oil

silver mantle
#

πŸ˜”

mint spear
#

soggy sandwich

clever vessel
#

do you have a slippin' slide?

glad cypress
#

my youth group did an oil slip-n-slide once

undone moat
#

not sure why but I was convinced for the longest time that samdwich was a girl

steep pagoda
#

Did you all get naked and slide on your bellies?

mint spear
#

you were convinced im a girl? xd

undone moat
#

it changes absolutely nothing, but I was just kinda like "oh ok"

silver mantle
mint spear
#

and not...

#

a sandwich?

undone moat
#

I'll fuck a sandwich

mint spear
#

😳

#

how did you see through my ruse?

undone moat
#

the mayo makes great lube

mint spear
#

ive worked for years pretending to be a sandwich in front of the mirror

undone moat
#

... I'm just gonna stop typing

silver mantle
#

This is taking a dark path

mint spear
#

computerman

#

your head is not a computer but a CTR screen

#

how do we fix this.

silver mantle
#

Also Computerman just look up the ultimate sandwich

#

The song

mint spear
#

it's time, my dudes

#

i will now perform a magic trick that will leave you all speechless

undone moat
#

you're gonna leave the server

mint spear
#

no

undone moat
#

oh.

glad cypress
#

ill leave the server!

mint spear
#

no

#

that's my job.

undone moat
#

looking at that message and I crashed my car

#

thanks

mint spear
#

ingame or irl

undone moat
#

oh ingame lmao

#

im playing beam

mint spear
#

doesnt look like a fun game tbh

undone moat
#

ur a beam

mint spear
undone moat
#

because you support me

steep pagoda
undone moat
#

wait did he for real

mint spear
#

he did it

#

the mad lad did it.

undone moat
#

i-is he gonna come back?

mint spear
#

he better be or someone's going to pay

fickle obsidian
#

ffs

mint spear
#

and i only accept cash or bears.

undone moat
#

bears?

fickle obsidian
#

u all need to add the NEVER JOKE ABOUT LEAVING THE SERVER note to marmalade

#

'cause they always do it

clever vessel
#

@glad cypress

steep pagoda
#

@glad cypress

mint spear
#

yeh,computerman.

#

bears.

#

cause see

#

if people don't pay on time i can say "you BEARly paid on time"

#

and then let my recently acquired bear maul them.

#

it's a sophisticated, complex and intricate system.

clever vessel
#

Barley

undone moat
#

@MarvelousMarmalade

mint spear
#

@MarvelousMarmalade#8368

undone moat
#

:(

mint spear
#

):

eternal thorn
mint spear
#

that's a nice charmander

eternal thorn
#

dude its Agumon

mint spear
#

ah, a fellow Digimon man

clever vessel
#

i can tag them

#

but i won't again

mint spear
#

:o

steep pagoda
undone moat
#

@glad cypress you fucking BITCH

#

I WAS SAD

glad cypress
#

I AM SORRY

steep pagoda
#

@glad cypress SO WAS I

clever vessel
#

Np

undone moat
#

make me sad again and I will fucking drown you with my TEARS

mint spear
#

your reckless and thoughtless actions may have doomed our world, Marvelous Marmalade

#

look no further than Indonesia, it has already begun.

clever vessel
#

The good thing is, that'll take a long time to fill a room with tears, so you have time to escape

#

Let's all move to indonesia

mint spear
#

i can't.

steep pagoda
#

This is PCman though. His eyes would tear like a fire hydrant

mint spear
#

my mom will be mad.

undone moat
clever vessel
#

Damn

#

I wish I could cry

mint spear
#

Damn

#

i wish i could

clever vessel
#

Damn

mint spear
#

d

clever vessel
#

a

silver mantle
#

I feel like its a healthy thing, feels good too sometimes

clever vessel
#

That's why I wish I could

shadow citrus
#

Actual footage of [REDACTED]

clever vessel
undone moat
#

SCIENCE

mint spear
#

this image isnt a video but a still image.

#

i was tricked.

steep pagoda
tropic folio
#

o.o

mint spear
#

it is time for me to slepe

#

what dream should i dream about tonight?

steep pagoda
#

SCIENCE that’s what

silver mantle
#

Being a pirate

steep pagoda
#

Jk do what Aethena said

undone moat
#

eating a big, juicy steak.

mint spear
#

good offers

clever vessel
#

Goodnight sandwich

mint spear
#

as a modest tradesman i can only offer you this in exchange:

silver mantle
#

No fucking thank you

clever vessel
#

Imagine doing that while playing beatsaber in vr

undone moat
#

I'm

steep pagoda
#

Hell yeah. Even better would be that flight sim game that’s coming out

undone moat
#

I'm gonna start taking my anxiety meds again

steep pagoda
#

Full immersion right there

clever vessel
#

Megamersion

undone moat
#

wait this is the wrong server

#

oops

clever vessel
#

Same tbh

tropic folio
#

Lmao it happens

#

Good luck with the brain meds c:

steep pagoda
#

What if we’ve been posting in the wrong server the entire time? πŸ‘€

undone moat
#

I just uh

#

stopped taking it 2 months ago cause it was only making shit worse

#

but I'm gonna try again, start out small and work my way up from there

silver mantle
#

Hope it works out better this time

tropic folio
#

do anxiety medications work similar to anti-depressants, in that they have a "spool up" time? I wonder

silver mantle
#

Idk much about either one but I feel like they shouldn't make things worse if anything

undone moat
#

yeah

#

it takes a bit to get used to it

#

and if you stop you gotta get used to it again

tropic folio
#

yea, I just remember most of my anti-depressants having a spool-up of about 2 months x.x

#

and I was on the short list for esketamine nasal spray before I lost my job...and health insurance with it X.X

mint spear
#

Anxiety medication can be dangerous, does shit to ur head. I've suffered from extreme anxiety since I was little. I won't take the stuff, but it must help some people

#

I hope you'll be alright on it sadcat_goodjob

tropic folio
#

.setrole @silver mantle Discord Mods

wraith roostBOT
#

Fluffy017#0017 Successfully added role Discord Mods to user MsAethena#5892

tropic folio
#

welcome back to the team c:

silver mantle
#

Oh god oh fuck 😳

tropic folio
#

LMAO

clever vessel
#

Aethena best mod

silver mantle
#

Thanks fluff

tropic folio
#

no problem c: and wow best mod already, that's gotta be a record

silver mantle
mint spear
#

:O

undone moat
#

the sheriff is back

mint spear
#

AETHENA MOD AGAIN
WHAT SHE GONNA DO 😳

silver mantle
#

Help everybody

tropic folio
#

with VIOLENCE

#

/s

undone moat
#

assume your rightful role as the punisher and destroy those who defile the rules

halcyon phoenix
clever vessel
#

^

#

Fresh bait

halcyon phoenix
#

yeah just ban me

silver mantle
#

Pls

halcyon phoenix
#

i will politic

silver mantle
#

Well if you wanna misbehave then yeah

halcyon phoenix
silver mantle
#

Meadows is from Eggserver reallydude

halcyon phoenix
#

was it that obvious?

silver mantle
#

And plays league

halcyon phoenix
#

its fun af doe

tropic folio
#

wait wait

mint spear
#

lol

tropic folio
#

so eggserver I know is a strange place

mint spear
#

league of legends

tropic folio
#

but what's wrong with League

clever vessel
#

An egg server??

mint spear
#

nothing l.o.l.

clever vessel
#

I must join an egg server

mint spear
#

πŸ₯š

clever vessel
#

Thanks you

halcyon phoenix
#

dude

#

i know

#

league is fun af doe

silver mantle
#

Do you enjoy league fluffy

halcyon phoenix
#

if youre not matched with 4 other dipshits

#

that is

silver mantle
#

Like do you enjoy playing it

halcyon phoenix
#

i played some bard jungle today

#

and we won

tropic folio
#

@silver mantle yea I enjoy playing it, but that's because I'm usually not spamming rankeds and crying about lost LP

silver mantle
#

I see

tropic folio
#

I know the community's toxic as hell though πŸ˜›

halcyon phoenix
#

aethena

#

his PFP

silver mantle
#

Well meadows plays and has a miserable time

halcyon phoenix
#

is literally rammus

tropic folio
#

lmao

silver mantle
#

I dont play league

sterile tartan
#

Ive never played

halcyon phoenix
#

she right

sterile tartan
#

Had a roommate in college who liked to play until like 4am every night though, she was... Something

halcyon phoenix
#

i do be posting about my awful teammates at 4 am

tropic folio
#

wait girls don't play video games /heavysarcasm

undone moat
#

can't be convinced to play league

halcyon phoenix
#

good

sterile tartan
#

Bahaha

halcyon phoenix
#

free me from this hellhole

undone moat
#

looks like the most unenjoyable game I've ever seen

halcyon phoenix
#

sunken cost fallacy

#

not only money

#

but time

tropic folio
#

lmao I've played since season 4

undone moat
#

in other news...

#

I own nearly 40 VR titles now

halcyon phoenix
#

i also have been playing since season 4 POGGERS

#

i own

#

maybe 10 vr games

#

and ive completed like

#

1

tropic folio
#

sidenote

mint spear
#

girls on the internet?

#

a government conspiracy

undone moat
#

I've beat uh

#

5?

tropic folio
#

I'm too poor for the virtual reality gear I want to have q.q

#

...I mean that and the only game I own that's VR capable is Race the Sun

undone moat
#

though tbh you don't 'beat' most of the vr titles I own

mint spear
#

if you see someone say they're a girl on the internet or a girl gamer they're actually an FBI agent there to steal your virginity and your RAM

tropic folio
#

oh that's why I don't have any RAM, huh

mint spear
#

yeah, the government is stealing everyone's RAM to build a super computer

undone moat
#

Boneworks was an absolute blast, kind of sad there's not really a modding scene for it

mint spear
#

then they're gonna play minecraft shaders HD on 120 FPS

#

and evil stuff

halcyon phoenix
#

i need more patience to play vr games

undone moat
#

I feel like HLA stole most of that market

silver mantle
#

Radioactive material?

mint spear
#

:o

#

I'll take 3 please

halcyon phoenix
#

the setup just takes so long that by the time im ready to play i dont want to play anymore

silver mantle
#

You said RAM

halcyon phoenix
#

random access memory

#

πŸ€“

undone moat
#

I'll RAM yo-

tropic folio
#

yes, the thing that make Cortana go brrrrrrrrrrrr

silver mantle
#

Just hurry up and finish HLA meadows

undone moat
#

instant DEATH

civic ferry
#

@undone moat I own like 10, too.

halcyon phoenix
#

just spoil it for me

civic ferry
#

BTW GRIP got steam VR support

silver mantle
#

No

halcyon phoenix
#

im too lazy to finish it

civic ferry
#

Puke bag not included

mint spear
#

R.adioactive A.ttractive M.en

halcyon phoenix
mint spear
#

male model ghouls

#

😳

undone moat
#

computerman fucking DIES at the end of HLA

tropic folio
#

@mint spear don't threaten me with a good time

mint spear
#

HAPPY ENDING

halcyon phoenix
#

maybe i should buy a valve index

mint spear
#

wait I forgot what that means exactly

civic ferry
#

What anime is HLa

mint spear
#

is it a nono thing

#

Heavy Lisp Alex

civic ferry
#

Alex Rider?

mint spear
#

she can't communicate effectively due to losing part of her tongue

undone moat
#

@mint spear a happy ending can mean something nsfw if that's what you're referring to

halcyon phoenix
#

clueless i think im gonna play a quick game of league

mint spear
#

** ** oh

civic ferry
#

It can also mean a free dessert

mint spear
#

Oh.

#

then that

#

because I want some

civic ferry
#

But usually doesn't

undone moat
#

it can also mean a handjob after getting a massage

civic ferry
#

No, that was the first thing

#

Not also

rare mauve
#

What did I walk into

tropic folio
#

bruh I've just been watching

silver mantle
tropic folio
#

wait that sounds weird

undone moat
#

lmaooooo

mint spear
#

Aethena about to snap

#

her fingers

#

and end this chat

undone moat
mint spear
#

ngl tho it feels good to have Aethena back here :3

#

back to good times

#

just a shame Hex is gone :c

#

he would have been happy to see you back here

rare mauve
#

Rip computerman

silver mantle
#

Just try to be less graphic in description pls

tropic folio
#

agreed c:

undone moat
#

πŸ‘

rare mauve
#

I can’t save you

sterile tartan
#

I missed it. Welp

#

Oh well

mint spear
#

my fault I brought the topic up

#

sowwy

sterile tartan
#

Why does fruit cocktail have almost no cherries

tropic folio
#

I mean I could've been super lazy and just mcu'd

halcyon phoenix
#

top banned my bard jungle so i banned mid's yone

mint spear
#

I've always been curious about alcoholic drinks like cocktails

tropic folio
#

@halcyon phoenix you are what's wrong with league lmfao

sterile tartan
#

I'm so comfused

halcyon phoenix
mint spear
#

I have to wait another 2 years before I can try them

silver mantle
#

Its not like maraschino cherries are expensive

tropic folio
#

@mint spear just skip cocktails and go straight for bloody mary's, imho

silver mantle
#

But you could use the lucky charms strat

tropic folio
#

I had my first one the other day and it was delicious

halcyon phoenix
#

i was considering banning top's riven but i decided to have mid suffer instead

#

for some reason

sterile tartan
#

Exactly. So why don't they put more in cocktail

silver mantle
#

Buy cherries separate and add them

sterile tartan
#

True

silver mantle
#

And I never understood the rarity either it was like the stealth bomber in my fav fruit snacks as a kid

dry bison
#

Are cherries very sweet?

#

Are they sweeter than strawberries?

undone moat
#

depends on the cherry

#

most of the time, yes

silver mantle
#

Maraschino cherries are very sweet cuz they're soaked in syrup

dry bison
#

I've had a Marichino(sp?) cherry once.

silver mantle
#

They're barely real ones

undone moat
#

yeah the maraschino cherries suck

silver mantle
#

Unripe soaked in syrup and colouring

undone moat
#

I hate them

tropic folio
#

ugh I miss chocolate covered cherries

#

is it Xmas time yet

#

I need more

dry bison
#

Do cherries go in martinis?

tropic folio
#

cherries go in most things imho

dry bison
#

Damn I field so out of my depth

#

field haha

tropic folio
#

because they're delicious

dry bison
#

FEEL

#

Weird. I heard in my head feel and spelled field...not even thinking.

halcyon phoenix
#

its a 4 man so i banned this dude's pick cause his friend banned my pick

tropic folio
#

get rekt

halcyon phoenix
#

i had a feeling it was a 4man

#

i didnt even know

dry bison
#

Banning dudes for banning dudes. I'm a dude not pretending to like another dude for not liking another dude that I liked.

fickle obsidian
#

is it Xmas time yet
@tropic folio you could have them...anytime...y'know

tropic folio
#

really?

#

I only ever see them in stores around Xmas

fickle obsidian
#

get cherries, get chocolate, NOM

tropic folio
#

...time to rot out the rest of my teeth

sterile tartan
#

Baha

#

I got this last month of Kindle unlimited specifically for one book. That I ended up buying anyway. Smh

silver mantle
#

Its almost the best time of year

#

Autumn

sterile tartan
#

Yessss

tropic folio
#

it's almost the best time of year

#

second Summer

#

sometimes I hate Texas

sterile tartan
#

Yuck

#

Heat is stupid, I would die if I lived in the South

tropic folio
#

I mean, snow is also not that pleasant

#

looks pretty, but it's a bitch to drive in πŸ˜›

sterile tartan
#

I prefer snow to heat and can't drive

tropic folio
#

just learn to drive

#

r/wowthanksimcured

sterile tartan
#

Bahah

tropic folio
#

oof :c

halcyon phoenix
#

bard jungle for reals this time

#

😎

sterile tartan
dry bison
#

It's almost the best day of the week

#

Tuesday

#

Hopeless tuesday.

fickle obsidian
#

taco tuesday

dry bison
#

mmmm

#

Taco bell.

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I've never lived anywhere near a taco bell enough that I could just casually go there.

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...That distance has probably given me a better impression of Taco bell than they deserve.

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Like fantasizing about someone who'se an asshole irl

mint spear
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Terror Tuesday

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Never had taco bell either

glad cypress
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tepid Tuesday where I live

mint spear
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Not really a thing for us canuckles

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then your innards must be in very good working order Anders

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anyone who eats of the food of Taco Bell has their stomach and intestines forever branded with the accursed symbol of Taco bell

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In simpler terms
it giv u bad poo poo

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I had thai last week and I almost died

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you should never go to thailand

glad cypress
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rip

mint spear
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I asked for 1/5 spice but they fucked up

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it's full of thai
you'd die

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rhyme

sterile tartan
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Taco Bell has never hurt my stomach

glad cypress
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I only had it once.

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And I was like 4.

mint spear
glad cypress
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And it gave me diarrhea.

silver mantle
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It didnt attack my stomach too bad but I felt gross from all the grease

sterile tartan
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I don't get it that often but I don get anything super crazy

halcyon phoenix
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botlane didnt build any sort of GW against soraka

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play jungle cause my junglers cant do shit

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but then my botlane plays like a bunch of fucking apes

undone moat
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anyone who gets an upset stomach from taco bell is weak

sterile tartan
undone moat
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uno, draw 4

halcyon phoenix
coarse seal
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Single moms are gross

gaunt reef
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elaborate

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as a single mom I am offended but confused by your remark

dry bison
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@gaunt reef I never knew you were female, much less a parent. TIL

gaunt reef
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||I'm not||

dry bison
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||As a spoiler, I get this joke.||

sterile tartan
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can we get an F for us single dads

fickle obsidian
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F

halcyon phoenix
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Nah

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Its the kids

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Children are gross

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I never want kids as long as i live

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Me going into general chat to post another shitty meme and say absolutely nothing of substance and get muted immediately

gaunt reef
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such is the life of a new troll

balmy oracle
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anyone here worked for lionbridge before?

halcyon phoenix
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ai training data services

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hmmmmmm

silver mantle
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You gotta rank up first

balmy oracle
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yeah but mostly international translation

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Rank? what you mean rank?

halcyon phoenix
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aethena dont tell me what to do

gaunt reef
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tiky v2

balmy oracle
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oh other thing

halcyon phoenix
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or ill roast you in hitman 2 again

silver mantle
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Please its not my fault the game is literally unfair

steep pagoda
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Nah this one is tamer

sterile tartan
halcyon phoenix
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i think

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youre just bad at stealth

silver mantle
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Or 47 is

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His "silent" take down was heard 2 rooms away

silver mantle
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Considering I was just going on a killing spree cuz I was annoyed 18 seems low

mint spear
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why are they just resaying everything in the cyberpunk stream but with different context?

halcyon phoenix
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marketing

gaunt reef
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games dooby like that

halcyon phoenix
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ok gn

sterile tartan
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gn

silver mantle
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Gn

steep pagoda
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Gn

mint spear
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gn wait its morning here πŸ€”

sterile tartan
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it's night here

steep pagoda
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It's also night here

mint spear
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lol

silver mantle
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It doesn't matter to me anymore