off-topic-bond-james-bond

[sterile tartan]

I'm not sure

I dont hate it but it's making me nauseous so I can't drink more of it

[dry bison]

Bootleg canned vinegar based alcohol yum

[sterile tartan]

I dumped it out. It hates me

[clever vessel]

Hmm

[sterile tartan]

Made me nauseous

I already said that. Heck

It's "made by chicks" according to the label

[dry bison]

Just had the most intellectually confusing shit I've ever had

[sterile tartan]

Oh?

[dry bison]

I don't usually watch to see how things are going below deck. I sit down and do my business and that's that. It usually ends as I'd expect. This time, I had some sort of quantum shit that hit the water at just the right angle to create a jet of water that fired upward, but not AT me. It fired DIRECTLY through the front of the toilet seat in the crack between the seat and the porcelain. From my perspective at this moment, all I saw was spontaneous water splashing into the crotch of my pants...seemingly out no where.

Took me a solid 2 minutes to deduce wtf happened

[sterile tartan]

De(d)uce

[dry bison]

Pet Detective

[sterile tartan]

Immaking a better drink

[dry bison]

I've decided to do school work - Because I'm a sucker for punishment.

I've been leaving things a bit later than I normally do, just to spice up my days

So rather than doing them immediately and mulling over them for a week, doing them last second and committing to them

and by last second....still, a day in advance

[steep pagoda]

Lol basically how I do it

[sterile tartan]

limoncello is one of the best alcoholic things to exist and no one can change my mind

[undone moat]

what does it mean when a cat rubs up against your leg?

[glad cypress]

It is marking you as it's property.

[dry bison]

....No, that depends on what it's rubbing up against you.

[sterile tartan]

it probably wants you to pet it

if it's just rubbing itself against you with its side and head

[dry bison]

That's marking

The head

[sterile tartan]

when it rubs with its... side...

or headbutts

I have cats

[dry bison]

I AM CATS

[sterile tartan]

whoa

[glad cypress]

I KNEW IT.

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/sassy-cats-angry-mad-ok-gif-9934420

I'm considering getting a cat after this dog dies

I want a bald cat though.

[steep pagoda]

I want a pet tbh

I like animals

[sterile tartan]

if it's rubbing the side of its face against you, and therefore its drool... it's marking. If it's just doing the rub-against-with-whole-self thing, it wants something

[clever vessel]

I wanna meditate with a wise gorilla

[dry bison]

If it's biting your toes, it's praising satan

[sterile tartan]

if it's clawing you furiously, it hates you

[dry bison]

If it's clawing you gently, it still hates you.

[sterile tartan]

I like the Salem gif

[steep pagoda]

What if it's giving you...a glare

[sterile tartan]

if it's "kneading" its paws on you, it's happy and content

glares are hard to interpret from a cat. they can be anything from annoyance to respect

[dry bison]

If it gives you dead animals, it's grocery shopping.

[sterile tartan]

hehe

[steep pagoda]

Lol

[sterile tartan]

my cat gave me a live bird once

[dry bison]

My cat gave me a live mouse once.

[clever vessel]

Wow

[dry bison]

The mouse had played dead and the cat carried it in casually as if he'd championed it and dropped it at my feet.

[sterile tartan]

I almost stepped on the poor thing. It was next to my bed. S0ul's old cat put a mouse head on his pillow when he was younger

[dry bison]

I'm like...wtf and it moved.

Have you ever felt bones crunch?

[sterile tartan]

while he was asleep

[dry bison]

Under your bare feet

[sterile tartan]

fortunately no;'

I would cry

[silent wagon]

My old cat systematically murdered and dismembered many small animals at once then left their organs separated by type (hearts, lungs, kidneys, etc) in neat piles along our driveway

He was the reason nothing larger than a bug came within three blocks of our house, lol

[dry bison]

Is it weird that I want to feel something for killing rodents like mice? I've killed dozens, but I go out of my way to ensure if they aren't dead, A) I put them down and B) I watch them die. I take no pleasure in it, but I fear if I treat the practice with no regard for sanctity of life, I will lose a part of my humanity.

I don't know if that's too #archived-old-serious

[clever vessel]

Your cat sounds like a serial killer

[dry bison]

Cats are serial killers.

They kill for food and for sport

[clever vessel]

But no I don't think it's weird that you want to feel something regarding that, it's just become a norm, putting them down.

They get in our houses and poop on our stuff and that can make us sick

Wish we could capture them all and send them through a portal to rodent world where they can live happily

[sterile tartan]

in that case, it sn't killing just to kill. It's killing to protect yourself and your belongings. Which, while not ideal, isn't necessarily inhumane either. As long as you're not letting them suffer or enjoying it, it doesn't really strike me as "bad"

[clever vessel]

Yeah.

I really dislike mouse traps tbh

[sterile tartan]

same

[glad cypress]

What is your preferred method of euthanizing them?

[clever vessel]

None

Eat

[glad cypress]

uhm

why must you do this?

[clever vessel]

Where

[glad cypress]

[sterile tartan]

I don't deal with mice. they aren't really an issue here

please tell me I am not the only one who used to think lemmings were birds

I've known they weren't for a while

but yeah

[clever vessel]

Sounds birdlike

[sterile tartan]

exactly

then I saw they were those and I was like

wtf

[glad cypress]

can u dont

[clever vessel]

No

[sterile tartan]

oh they're related to voles

neat

hol- up

[clever vessel]

I wanna shrink in size and ride it through a forest to find treasure

[glad cypress]

I was about to say mood.

Then I realized that would make me sound like a teenager.

Then I realized I am a teenager.

Now I am sad.

[sterile tartan]

👀

[glad cypress]

WHY ZUG?????

[sterile tartan]

I look like a teenager if that helps at all

[clever vessel]

My bad

[glad cypress]

yes

You have ruined my life.

[clever vessel]

I will

Give you

[clever vessel]

Balloons 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈 🎈

Milk wasup

[glad cypress]

E

[fickle obsidian]

probably gave some new guy at work the impression i was ancient, 'cause they told me their last sorta boss was 22 & they were 16 and I was just like ah yeah so similar in age, lol

wait balloons?!

Zug

[glad cypress]

ruined my life

[clever vessel]

Yes

[fickle obsidian]

why have you never given me so many balloons

[clever vessel]

Just you wait Leon

Just you wait

[glad cypress]

🕐

[fickle obsidian]

@glad cypress I can't believe you're 78

[clever vessel]

You look juicy

[glad cypress]

Or wait

idk if drug talk is taboo on this server sooo

[fickle obsidian]

kegs of memes keep you looking young, huh?

[sterile tartan]

perfect solution

PC too hot? get a tower fan

[glad cypress]

lmao

[fickle obsidian]

aayy

[glad cypress]

I actually have one of my case panels off right now with a fan pointed in, so I shouldn't laugh.

[clever vessel]

Marm laughing irl confirmed

[steep pagoda]

I mean if it works

[sterile tartan]

c) I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[clever vessel]

d)

All of the above

[undone moat]

sus

[fickle obsidian]

[clever vessel]

Everybody has a tiny little secret dong they are unaware of

[fickle obsidian]

yeah it's in the throat

[ripe jackal]

i know where it is

[sterile tartan]

psshhhh

[fickle obsidian]

🤐

[clever vessel]

I can make it dance

[fickle obsidian]

but can you make it prance?

[clever vessel]

No that's hard!

[sterile tartan]

I can prance

[clever vessel]

You are pro prancer

I wonder if this chat ever makes anyone disassociate from reality

[sterile tartan]

maybe

[fickle obsidian]

preparing food

i haven't eaten anything besides a sandwich today

MUST CONSUME MATTER

[glad cypress]

What food are you creating?

[fickle obsidian]

The edible kind

[glad cypress]

I should hope.

[clever vessel]

Sounds edible

https://media.tenor.com/images/5d54d7a935554c52f6645309148a29b6/tenor.gif

[fickle obsidian]

damn nice

[undone moat]

allergies are on full alert

aaaaaa

everything burns

[glad cypress]

Uh...

You okay?

As in, you're not swelling around the throat or anything, right?

[fallen trench]

The burning is real hope you’re okay

[gaunt reef]

For me it rather feels like I've been perpetually crying

[fallen trench]

That sounds like a bad feeling

[dusty magnet]

@sterile tartan Is that your PC??

[unkempt zodiac]

Need a hug @gaunt reef

[sterile tartan]

no

I got the pic off r/diWHY

[dusty magnet]

oh i see

[sterile tartan]

my "pc" is a refurbished 2009 laptop

[dusty magnet]

oh shit haha

[sterile tartan]

oh shit

I still gortta digitalize that pfp

look at this dragon on my game

I wanna buy it but it's out of my price range

[glad cypress]

Oof.

[unkempt zodiac]

That's pretty

[sterile tartan]

I bought one that looks like a pinata threw up

[unkempt zodiac]

COLORS

[sterile tartan]

and this one

[unkempt zodiac]

I like those colors

[sterile tartan]

annnd

[unkempt zodiac]

What game is this

[sterile tartan]

Flight Rising

[unkempt zodiac]

I like those colors too

[sterile tartan]

the last one I bought

I might find more I like

lol

[unkempt zodiac]

This reminds me of neopets

[sterile tartan]

I need more males of that breed... I have I think two males

[unkempt zodiac]

old, like early 2000 neopets, lol

[sterile tartan]

I bought one simply because it's a boy dragon lol. not many of the ones I have of that breed are pretty

the purple one when she grows up

ran out of space, guess my impuse spree is over

impulse

okay so it turns out the one I bought only because he's male is really cool

[mint spear]

I like the dragons

[gaunt reef]

@unkempt zodiac thanks but no you might catch it too

[unkempt zodiac]

If it's what I think, we probably already got it.

points to #archived-old-serious

Also, digital hugs are a thing because I'm pretty sure you live half a planet away from me

https://tenor.com/view/warm-hug-gif-10592083

[civic ferry]

flight rising is dragonpets

😄

[sterile tartan]

Basically lol

[bronze acorn]

Pro tip: if someone is kidnapping you, just say no. They legally can’t kidnap you without your consent.

[sterile tartan]

Good advice

[bronze acorn]

It’s actually a law

[gaunt reef]

If someone is kidnapping you, use this opportunity to kidnap them instead and ask for ransom from their boss

[bronze acorn]

Or kidnap yourself first

[sterile tartan]

you can't kidnap me if I do it first!

[bronze acorn]

So don’t kidnap the soap at hotels. They can’t give consent, so it is illegal

Apparently it’s called “stealing”

[sterile tartan]

Whoa that's so weird. I always thought they were okay with being kidnapped

[dry bison]

So you can't kidnap them but you can rub em all over your body? Understood.

"I'm not touching you! You're touching me!"

[mint spear]

You can't be kidnapped if you're an adult either. So just be older than 18 and you are immune.

[outer fog]

oh hey

i was just boutta go to bed

[mossy plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484395700654833664/497140499329581057/Shrek.mp4
someone asked for shrek?

[mint spear]

earth not flat bro, that bitch is round

[mint spear]

Just got my ps5

woah

j e l

[civic ferry]

Heh

This is not a good year for two major idiot categories

Anti-vaxxers and Flearthers

[gaunt reef]

why flat earthers

[civic ferry]

A) Yes vaccines matter because wow this is what happens when we don't have one.
B) Yes people actually can just build a rocket and go to space if they have enough money.

[gaunt reef]

oh that spacex + nasa venture

[civic ferry]

Yeah

Self landing stages still blows my mind a bit.

[gaunt reef]

truuuu

like watching a takeoff in reverse

[mint spear]

Flearthers will just say it's CGI, already seen video "evidence" of how they "debunk" the takeoff and the landing

[civic ferry]

Remember when we all decided rockets were dead and shuttles were the wave of the future?

[mint spear]

Antivaxxers in 2 years from now will taut how the rona vaccine is not really necessary because "not that many people died", casually ignoring the lockdown and other measurements taken

[civic ferry]

Oh those poor 1950s sci-fi writers. If only they knew.

And millions of people that die

But this sure shoots down the "modern clean living* excuse for an argument

Maybe we won't have another mumps resurgence

Hmm, this might be #archived-old-serious

Although it's hard to take flearth seriously

[mint spear]

At least Flearthers aren't harming anybody, unlike antivaxxers

[civic ferry]

Yeah

Well, except that one guy that smashed himself trying to launch a second rocket to actually disprove it this time

I like how his response to accidentally recording a debunk was to try again

[mint spear]

That's tragic, sad that people die for stuff like that

but yeah maybe it's best belong in #archived-old-serious

tho personally i dont go there at all :o

[civic ferry]

Most of the arguments are more funny than serious, which is probably why mocking them is practically a video genre

[tropic jackal]

BEANS

[gaunt reef]

Audience laughter

[clever vessel]

Fuck that

[silent wagon]

WHAT

[clever vessel]

It's bullshit I say

[silent wagon]

NO

[outer fog]

oh hey

[clever vessel]

#bringbacksteve

[silent wagon]

BEGONE WITH THAT HEATHENRY

[outer fog]

i was just boutta go to bed

[silent wagon]

BRING BACK LETTERS

[clever vessel]

Sorry your night was ruined here @outer fog

[outer fog]

i know we couldnt skype tonight but

das alright

[silent wagon]

Oh god, what the hell song do they sing now???

[tropic jackal]

Wait a minute

@gaunt reef You serious?

[outer fog]

goodnight girl, ill see you tomorrow

• falls and fucking dies *

[clever vessel]

Look at the chAos you have created @gaunt reef

[gaunt reef]

@tropic jackal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQMUfKjMTZ0

[tropic jackal]

Look how they massacred my little girl

[gaunt reef]

watch it though

its not as bad as I thought it would be

new guy is pretty chill too

[silent wagon]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[clever vessel]

So mailbox is just gonna pop in and deliver a handheld digital device every time???

[silent wagon]

The song is a hella no

[clever vessel]

This will not suffice

[gaunt reef]

ya song is too forced

but overall seems like Blues Clues is doing pretty ok compared to most other kid cartoons

for eg the Mr Bean channel is a travesty

[clever vessel]

Impressive it's still in production

[gaunt reef]

but notice how low quality most of them are

well the assets in itself are updated but the general production is really weak

meanwhile the self funded kids channels have unusually good animation its suspicious

[clever vessel]

There are some pretty ones out there

And some cancerous ones

[silent wagon]

They gone massacred my boi Ben 10

Never forget

Ben 10, Total Drama, and Teen Titans all got the heinous chibi treatment

[clever vessel]

Gross

I dislike chibis

If anyone ever asks me to go with a chibi artstyle for a game, I will leave and never return

[silent wagon]

Teen Titans Go started this shit

Ok maybe not chibis, fuckin annoying though

🤢

[tropic jackal]

How about we talk about things everyone likes?

FOr example, chonkers

[mint spear]

chonker cats and dogs are just extremely overweight and unhealthy

their owners are irresponsible caretakers

[nova vigil]

not always, some have thyroid issues

[gaunt reef]

it took them long enough to realise fat cats shouldnt be glamorized

[mint spear]

borgars

[deft bear]

Maybe y'all should talk about absolute units. Like a super buff looking pitty

[fickle obsidian]

Ben 10, Total Drama, and Teen Titans all got the heinous chibi treatment
@silent wagon were Ben 10 & Total Drama ever good though?

[silent wagon]

Boi

[fickle obsidian]

Total Drama is a trick to get you to watch crap you wouldn't watch because it's a spoof

Ben 10 just never really seemed to go anywhere in terms of an overarching plot from what I saw of it occasionally

[undone moat]

woosh

[clever vessel]

I wish there were carwashes for humans where you stand in a t-pose on a conveyer belt

[dry bison]

@mint spear The flatearthers tried to argue that ice falling off the rocket in space was evidence of rodents on the rocket

Like the rocket wasn't maintained in a sterile environment

@clever vessel You want a communal shower?

[mild mason]

Hey everyone! We're hosting a dev-themed livestream with less technical difficulties than last week hopefully! Join in for some good ol' fashioned developer rants! #AssistantNMS

Join us on the livestream at 8am UTC. (In 25min)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD9F4x9KVvQ

[mint spear]

:o

I fuxk ftnk

you good Anders

[nova vigil]

how is everyone today

[mint spear]

dying

help me

[nova vigil]

how?

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-done-dead-gif-5506533

[nova vigil]

how do i do that for you from here

[eternal thorn]

Wasnt there an X-Files bit of a lady trapped in a rug like that

[undone moat]

blrh

blegh

df

gh;

adf'k

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/diving-rescuing-life-saver-help-save-gif-15853811

[undone moat]

I'm pissed

and bored

[eternal thorn]

Make someone else pissed

You wont be bored anymore

[undone moat]

alright

Arcerinex, your [x] fucking SUCKS and I HATE IT BECAUSE [y]

[eternal thorn]

I can't believe you've done this.

[undone moat]

hate to say it but that didn't help at all

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-fail-funny-animals-jump-hop-gif-11141106

[undone moat]

I don't feel like playing games anymore

aaaa

nah, I'm working on the printer

I got shit to put on

[dry bison]

Write a four page essay on the unnatural nature of nature.

[undone moat]

okay how about something that doesn't sound like a school assignment

[dry bison]

Subtitled: Fuck you Fibonacci

Okay. Draw a picture that illustrates why there are wrinkles in a butthole.

shrug

Call it "Event horizon"

It can be your galactic goatse

[glad cypress]

With the HP OfficeJet 4650 All-in-One Printer you can print things!

All your HP OfficeJet 4650 All-in-One Printer needs will be fulfilled with the HP OfficeJet 4650 All-in-One Printer!

[undone moat]

lowkey thinking about flashing the EPROM on this printer

[clever vessel]

take on a new hobby that temporarily replaces gaming until the desire comes back. like fishing

something that doesn't involve staring at a screen

[mint spear]

I read that as "EPRON"/"EPORN"

Guys have you heard the news the ps5 have been officially announced on YouTube today

Search ps5 on YouTube and you will see

[clever vessel]

what's that?

[mint spear]

Is a Playstation

Just search it on YouTube

[clever vessel]

i don't have a youtube

[mint spear]

Then download it

[ripe jackal]

whats youtube

[mint spear]

Very funny

[arctic eagle]

Its like a worse version of Vimeo

[mint spear]

Excuse me

[clever vessel]

bless you

[arctic eagle]

Thanks

[mint spear]

Anyway the ps5 will be 500$ and will released in December or October

[clever vessel]

nice. can't wait till winter 2021!

[mint spear]

No it thus year

[clever vessel]

i hear it has a youtube?

[mint spear]

What?

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-tube-gif-11007154

[arctic eagle]

Wait the price wasn't announced last night

[ripe jackal]

800$? thats mad

[mint spear]

Just search it on YouTube or Google

And no.it 500$ and 749 in Australian dollars

[clever vessel]

man

i have to travel to Australia for one??

shit.

[mint spear]

No not like that

[clever vessel]

i will get a boat

it'll be fine

[mint spear]

Very funy

[clever vessel]

gonna bring a lot of snacks

[mint spear]

Well that your business so have fun sailing

[clever vessel]

thank you captain

[mint spear]

Remember dont get caught with storm

They are deadly for a person with no experience of sailing

[arctic eagle]

Yeah the price was never revealed

[mint spear]

It 500$

I am serious

[clever vessel]

that's ALOT of one dollar bills

where am i gonna find that many

[mint spear]

It this a joke

[arctic eagle]

The stream last night only revealed the console design and a lot of games, never the price

Unless you've a source

[mint spear]

Are you guys like joking me

[clever vessel]

yeah

[mint spear]

Ok

[arctic eagle]

I'm for real

Unless you have a link that says otherwise, the price is still very much up in the air

[clever vessel]

the $500 is unconfirmed

[arctic eagle]

All we have are predictions and whatnot, Sony haven't confirmed anything

[mint spear]

Well I hope it will be affordable

Some people can't afford a pc

[arctic eagle]

I'm assuming somewhere around £600

[mint spear]

Woop

That name

🤣

[clever vessel]

he's juicy

[arctic eagle]

Welcome to tomboy Outback steakhouse

[clever vessel]

medium rare

[mint spear]

Loosy joosy

[arctic eagle]

Ask about the strip steak and I'll break your spine

[clever vessel]

gimme onions

[mint spear]

Just gimme a blossom onion

Can I order some steaks?

[arctic eagle]

If you dare

[clever vessel]

i think the bartender has some

last time i checked

there was one hangin out of her pocket

looked juicy

[mint spear]

🐯

[undone moat]

so I think I figured out why my printer wasn't getting enough filament to the print

the gear that was feeding the filament into the extruder was digging into the filament

[undone moat]

the teeth for the gears is full of shreded plastic

I don't see any damage to the gear's teeth but I'm gonna replace it anyway

this photo doesn't do it nearly as much justice as seeing it with a magnifying glass does but you can still see the plastic in the teeth (the white stuff)

I mean what you all saw nothing

[arctic eagle]

I did, I was wearing the headgear

[undone moat]

😳

[sterile tartan]

A bug of sone sort bit my elbow

Some

[undone moat]

out with the old...

and in with the new

[sterile tartan]

Nice

[clever geode]

yes

[quaint locust]

Auto correct is amazing I emailed a teacher and auto correct changed varney to barney

So I called my teacher Mr Barney

[mint spear]

So hot

[nova vigil]

interesting

[cunning needle]

Typing here so i can get my nick name lol

[mint spear]

Ok

Hot

[mint spear]

Dam bro this sucks broh

Summer my ass 😔

[glad cypress]

BRUH

YOU ARE LUCKY

[mint spear]

Dude its rained straight for 3 months where it usually never rains

Not cool 🅱️

[glad cypress]

29 degrees here, was 33 yesterday.

And it is humid.

[mint spear]

It's super humid here too

🥵

Went for a run this morning and almost died can confirm

[glad cypress]

In 20 degree weather?

[undone moat]

it feels enough like summer here

actually no

it's been a relatively cool summer from what I've seen

low 90s, high 80s

[mint spear]

@glad cypress it was 24° today

[undone moat]

not bad tbh

[mint spear]

Which is warm af when you factor in humidity

[glad cypress]

Where I live it is 83f.

[mint spear]

Noice

Aaand now it's thundering

Brb gonna go get ass blasted by a bolt of electricity

[balmy sail]

omg it's my favorite apostate

@jade hawk oh you can also save a metric fuckton if you don't go all out like an asshole

like I did....

Wow I wish I could attach files FUCK

.xp

[jade hawk]

im in a bit of a situation where i make £10 a month if we;re talking abt money

[balmy sail]

Wrong channel

damn, i'm sorry.

I mean they worked me over 50 hours this week but at least I got paid for it @__@

[jade hawk]

im unable to work and all the money i get from disability goes to bills

[balmy sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300983266574598145/710862989171097621/20200514_203740_1.gif

[jade hawk]

i want one like that so badly

[balmy sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/701238520420761672/721143364967202876/20200608_105031_1.gif

fuckin gamer tax v.v

is what they call it.

[jade hawk]

i have light up logitech keyboard and mouse cos fuck affording razer

[balmy sail]

This was literally just me going

"You know what, if I'm gonna break the bank rebuilding this sucker, I might as well do it properly."

Oh, except the razer mouse.

That was the #1 important thing I needed for gaming so I got it ages ago

Hitscan main 😂

[jade hawk]

everytime i get a good gaming mouse it dies so fast

[balmy sail]

:(

It's even harder for me tbh because I NEED a lefty one

or ambidextrous

This one is ambidextrous.

[jade hawk]

the one i have rn has like 2 buttons on the side which is nice
in league i use those for quick pings djdsghjdsg

[balmy sail]

Their lefty mice aren't RGB enabled. 🙄

[jade hawk]

cursed

[balmy sail]

and like

sure I COULD use my right hand

But why would you play widowmaker with anything BUT your best hand.

[jade hawk]

to show off

hey at least ur not like me
i bought this whole pc to play overwatch and i have like 5 hours in it

[balmy sail]

omfg

why tho

[jade hawk]

bigg anxiety with online gaymes

[balmy sail]

*remembers what playing Overwatch is like*

wait nvm

[jade hawk]

it took me like until this year to play my first non bots match in league
and ive played league since 2012

[balmy sail]

Dude if you ever wanna play OW with someone, just let me know. <3

I'll yell at anyone who's a dick.

[jade hawk]

dies for u

im adding you and ill keep that in mind heh

[balmy sail]

I AM that asshole who only plays DPS.

Just a heads up.

[jade hawk]

im a tracer main

cos im british

go figure

[balmy sail]

also lgbt+ eyyyy

For me, anything hitscan (except soldier)

also mei

FAVE APOSTATE IS BACK

[mint spear]

Y'all ever just breath and be like mmmm air is good

[balmy sail]

I am now suspecting that's not a DA2 ref, beans.

also not as often as I'd like *sad asthma noises*

[jade hawk]

ok so my pc looks like its been smoking thats
DJSHGJDSHGJ

theres sm dust down here it looks like an ash tray

[clever vessel]

beans

in the air

[mint spear]

I breath beans

[clever vessel]

bean breathers

[civic ferry]

I get so much anxiety in team pvp games

Lemme just be ridiculous solo plz

[mint spear]

By heart valves say no but my tongue says yes

Consume

22tjgwj2tj2tj3ti63j63k36k

[balmy sail]

Lmao I used to, tbh

[clever vessel]

so tasty and so sinful

[mint spear]

J3tj3t

Yea

[jade hawk]

why i dont touch apex

[balmy sail]

But if you're gonna main hitscan and talk in voice as a girl

you gotta get thick skin fast. :|

"Why aren't you playing mercy???"

"because then I'd have to contribute to the team and you're on it, so i don't want to"

[civic ferry]

If I want to punt a guy off a cliff with a chicken and follow them down, I don't want flak

[balmy sail]

😂 😂 😂 valid

99% of the time when I boot up the game I play solo deathmatch anyway.

[civic ferry]

Or just poorly

Solo deathmatch. Suicide sim?

[balmy sail]

murder sim.

[civic ferry]

Then it's not solo

[balmy sail]

it is if they're all dead.

[clever vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/solvethecrime-kitchen-castorbeans-digging-murder-gif-3470507

[civic ferry]

Seems like an unnecessary amount of effort

[balmy sail]

nah u just gotta click the head like once.

easy.

[glad cypress]

crab

[civic ferry]

I'm the type of player to run a pure head stomping build in MechWarrior

[balmy sail]

idk what that means

[civic ferry]

Mechs are very heavy

If you jump on another mech, it causes an absurd amount of damage

In a game packed full of long range weaponry, it's pretty tough to pull off

And it damages your own legs, so it's generally a zero sum

Still hilarious

[clever vessel]

#othergames@!!!HH!!

i don't care

just kidding

[jade hawk]

in league i usually play mages that just end your career

[dusty magnet]

Pretty happy with how this came out

[balmy sail]

All I know about league is that some bitch stole the name "Xyriath" on Riot and I want it back.

I probably won't actually play Valorant because it feels weird but it's mine.

[mint spear]

I'm so fucking hungry I could eat food

[jade hawk]

i sold my valorant acc to a friend

[mint spear]

🥵

[clever vessel]

multiplayer games lol

single player where it at

[mint spear]

Zero player is my favourite

[glad cypress]

Anders...

[undone moat]

just fuck video games

[mint spear]

^

[glad cypress]

You're that hungry?

[mint spear]

Yea

[jade hawk]

someone in nms randomly added me to a party today and it broke my game so i had to restart it

which is a mood in itself

[silent wagon]

Pls don't fuck the video games

[mint spear]

But that disk slot is looking at me sexy like

😔

[undone moat]

idunno man there's some video game characters that I uh

uhhhhhh

[clever vessel]

anyone's gonna say fuck video games if that's all they're doing and it consumes their life

same as anything you spend a huge amount of time doing

you're gonna get bored of it

[civic ferry]

Yup

[clever vessel]

breaks are good. other activities to break up the monotony is important

[civic ferry]

Moderation is key to enjoying hobbies

Also why you should never make your number 1 favorite activity into a career

[clever vessel]

@undone moat

[undone moat]

ye I'm here

[clever vessel]

yuH!

[mint spear]

What do I do if there's no one in my area on tinder, is there literally any other method to 🥵 since bars and clubs are closed rn

[undone moat]

I gotcha the first time you said it a couple hours ago

[clever vessel]

ok

[mint spear]

I'm lonely and bored 😔

[balmy sail]

@undone moat yeah but which NMS characters.

[mint spear]

Sean

[clever vessel]

Sean

[mint spear]

It's in the lore ™️

[clever vessel]

EA

[mint spear]

It's in my ass

[civic ferry]

Herobrine

[mint spear]

What

[civic ferry]

He's just visiting

[mint spear]

Brine is salt water, is that really heroic

[jade hawk]

hes valid

[civic ferry]

#relatable

[mint spear]

Ok

Zoid more like damn I wanna die

[clever vessel]

no don't

[mint spear]

I just need someone rn

Ngl tbh

Unironically

[jade hawk]

mood

[mint spear]

😔

[clever vessel]

hot shower

[mint spear]

What

[undone moat]

haha funny meme!!!!!!

[civic ferry]

Cold shower

[outer fog]

oh hey

[mint spear]

There

[outer fog]

i was just boutta go to bed

[mint spear]

Slep

[outer fog]

i know we couldnt skype tonight but

das alright

[undone moat]

go the fuck to sleep

IMMEDIATELY

[outer fog]

goodnight girl, ill see you tomorrow

[undone moat]

8 HOURS IS REQUIRED

[mint spear]

What

[outer fog]

falls and fucking dies

[mint spear]

Who the hell is you

[undone moat]

TUFVK

[outer fog]

ya boy skinny penis

[mint spear]

So hot

[outer fog]

b r uh

[clever vessel]

wait are you red?

[mint spear]

I'm ya boy meat stump

[clever vessel]

who are you

[mint spear]

[outer fog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykLDTsfnE5A

[mint spear]

Lmfao

[clever vessel]

loud

[outer fog]

3M views

meme of the decade

xd

[clever vessel]

3 meter views

[outer fog]

yes exactly

[mint spear]

His tits are huge

😔

I'm jealous

[outer fog]

????

ok

no

cease

bye

bruh

[tropic jackal]

Now that is what you call a chad power walk

[mint spear]

Yeah I just got pregnant watching it and I'm a guy

[tropic jackal]

WHen you finally kill that annoying mosquito

[clever vessel]

what are you going to name the child?

[mint spear]

Anus

[clever vessel]

😍

[mint spear]

Shitty name ik

But it represents his openness and willingness to let it all out

🥰

[clever vessel]

good point

the child will be happy one day knowing

ok gotta run

[mint spear]

0Ķ

[clever vessel]

wrong place for comma FUC

[sterile tartan]

purple

[balmy sail]

PURPLE

is that Flight Rising?

[sterile tartan]

uye

ye

[civic ferry]

Neodragons

[balmy sail]

Oh wait

which breed?

[sterile tartan]

I bought a buncha dragons on impulse but I like them all

banescale

[balmy sail]

I thought it was a new one but I thing i recognize the posture

oh

nope

it's new 😂

[sterile tartan]

it's the newest

[balmy sail]

yeah i haven't played in aages

i got annoyed

[civic ferry]

Subeta is better obv

[sterile tartan]

annoyed?

[balmy sail]

Well, I really liked a lot of the "lower" genes, yeah?

But because of the way the system worked they were basically worthless

[sterile tartan]

subeta looks like it's overwhelming

[balmy sail]

so I felt like I was kinda pointlessly breeding 😂

SORRY NOT TRYING TO KNOCK IT, I SUPPORT YOU

[sterile tartan]

this is also new

EXCUSE

I play mostly for the pretty dragons, making money is nice but not a priority

[balmy sail]

https://www1.flightrising.com/lair/42196

they all dead 😂

[sterile tartan]

welp

[balmy sail]

oh hmm i never regened Assam and Ceylon to crystal/facet

oh well 😂

[sterile tartan]

heh

I's selling a Fae I've had for four years and jgened myself, because she just doesn't click any more

they've added a bunch of genes too lol

but this is the girl I'm talking about

https://www1.flightrising.com/lair/130959 I have a lot

[civic ferry]

I assume that one evolved so nobody looking at it can tell where the head is

Defense mechanism!

I haven't played subeta in ages, but it's pretty simple. Look up what quest givers are worth doing.
Do them daily until you can access the high roller quest giver.
Do that.
Be rich enough to buy anything you want.
Bomb the chatbox with random gifts.

[sterile tartan]

Ehhh

[civic ferry]

It's mostly a socializing site

And presumably the userbase has declined

[sterile tartan]

ehhhhhh

[civic ferry]

It basically existed as an older kid alternative to neopets, but without the flash game budget

I still hold a grudge against neopets

I beat their version of Snake, and got a "magical meerka plush"

What the site didn't explain was that the plush would turn any pet that plays with it into a common meerka

[balmy sail]

OH N O

[civic ferry]

And then when they added clothes they decided to change the pet poses to assume they're always wearing/holding something

Even the more animalish ones

Gaia is the best dumpster fire, though

Literally in economics lessons on how to kill an economy with inflation

[glad cypress]

React with blob emoji if your AI sucks at conversation.

[undone moat]

stick a nail in my brain

[glad cypress]

No, thank you.

[clever vessel]

That would hurt

[undone moat]

arrrrrr seeeeeeee ayyyyyyyyyy

god damn CED fuckingf

why duid they fucking focus so much of their energy into making it

20 years of development only to get fucking steamrolled by VHS

[mint spear]

Holy shit I'm bored

I'm so fucking bored right now

😤

[glad cypress]

Then...

Don't be bored.

You can thank me later.

[sterile tartan]

astounding

[fickle obsidian]

amazing

[clever vessel]

https://media.tenor.com/images/2ad344a56b94525a69b05f6886073d29/tenor.gif

[sterile tartan]

templeton approved

[fickle obsidian]

EAT THE WORLD U SAY?!

gonna eat that world

world is food now

great day

[sterile tartan]

world is food day

[mint spear]

templeton

litterally biggy cheese

[sterile tartan]

lmao

[fickle obsidian]

oh cheese

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/biggiecheese-rat-band-rap-gif-14372232

[clever vessel]

Those eyes

[mint spear]

templeton

[fickle obsidian]

temPleton

[clever vessel]

Temple TON

[sterile tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/templeton-rat-hungry-eyes-big-eyes-gif-13840482

[clever vessel]

Me

[fickle obsidian]

zug finds love

[mint spear]

Biggie Cheese x zug

I ship

[fickle obsidian]

can't wait to see them sail ❤️

[clever vessel]

Ahhhh

[mint spear]

zug likes it uwu

[clever vessel]

Yeah

[mint spear]

lmao

[sterile tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/bongo-cat-cat-defaultdance-fortnite-meme-gif-12991443

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-cock-chris-conner-poe-altered-carbon-bring-it-on-gif-16310479

EW FORTNITE FORNITE CRING EW REUINWERIGUNJJFSJDKDNBJKNS

sorry

[clever vessel]

Stop cocking that gun and fire

[fickle obsidian]

i wish that gif were looped more smoothly

[glad cypress]

hehe he said cock

[fickle obsidian]

that just looks painful

[sterile tartan]

cocks gun

snaps wrist

[fickle obsidian]

cooks gun

gun hot

ow

[clever vessel]

I said FIRE at the kitten!

[fickle obsidian]

WHOA

ILLEGAL MOVE DETECTED

[sterile tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/laguna-beach-lauren-conrad-the-hill-woah-whoa-gif-4564629

[fickle obsidian]

U WILL BE FLUFFED IMMEDIATELY

[clever vessel]

There are no bounds

[mint spear]

he said cock

hahahah

🐔

[clever vessel]

grapes.

[mint spear]

no wait that's a chicken

https://tenor.com/view/hen-chicken-rooster-cockadoodle-doo-wake-up-gif-5434506

[sterile tartan]

🦚

[mint spear]

haha cock

:o

[clever vessel]

I thought that was a Jello

[mint spear]

it's the rainbow chicken

I love Jello

[clever vessel]

Bird jello

Fire at the jello

[mint spear]

Jello isn't exactly super tasty, but it's so fun to eat

wobbly :3

[sterile tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/everything-fire-everything-star-trek-nero-fire-gif-5439188

https://tenor.com/view/fire-sale-everything-must-go-fire-gif-15253583

[clever vessel]

Sends earth at sun

[fickle obsidian]

EVERYTHING

Send the sun to the earth

[clever vessel]

We'll arrange a meetup

They can meet in the middle

[fickle obsidian]

a lil' heatup

[clever vessel]

https://media.tenor.com/images/ff750f942c1e7015050342d8a79d8b8e/tenor.gif

[mint spear]

I mean it's a lot more complicated to get to the bathroom and not to get to sleep in a way for the rest of the year but I don't think it's going anywhere for a long time

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-white-persian-guardian-why-gif-11908780

[fickle obsidian]

not

[slim narwhal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIHmHKG9IhA

[undone moat]

fuck RCA

fucking shitty ass radio company

fucking deserved to die after CED

[mint spear]

is it me or did msaethena left the server? ;-;

[clever vessel]

A long long time ago

[nova vigil]

hello

[clever vessel]

Hi

[tropic jackal]

The best version of The Phantom of the Opera is by Nightwish. Don't @ me

[mint spear]

@ M0rty#5145

[tropic jackal]

[fickle obsidian]

remember to

pet

the

dog

[clever vessel]

I would if there was one

[fickle obsidian]

there always is

[clever vessel]

Too far away

[fickle obsidian]

right there

the dogs within your heart

[clever vessel]

shoves hand through my chest

I'm watching too much Hannibal

[mint spear]

Oy vey

I'm going to go stand in a field holding a metal rod 🌩️ 😎 🌩️

[clever vessel]

Nice

I want a good thunderstorm

[gaunt reef]

dam I just noticed hex yeeted his account

😭

[clever vessel]

It's been a few weeks

[gaunt reef]

yeah I'm slow like that, as proven in the past

[clever vessel]

Sad

Maybe he'll return if theres ever a variety update

[mint spear]

Zoid also bit the dust

[gaunt reef]

I did say that if this game still sucks in this summer's update I will leave, but tbh I dont think I will because I still spend my time on offtopic and the other channels too much for me to quit for no reason

[clever vessel]

Same

[mint spear]

I honestly forget this is a nms server sometimes

Lol

The game is ass, I'm just here for the homies and the memes

[clever vessel]

Yeah I don't play nms much

[mint spear]

I have played maybe twice in 2 years

[gaunt reef]

this is my sidebar rn so yeah same for me

[mint spear]

Once after next and once after beyond

Neither was my cup of tea

[clever vessel]

Wiw

I feel neither really supported the core of the game

[gaunt reef]

yeah

and I dont think whatever new update will do so either

[clever vessel]

Ugh

[mint spear]

More like zugh

[clever vessel]

^

[fickle obsidian]

rip game

[gaunt reef]

but damn if I still end up enjoying it, this will be my first game to play once I get a nice GPU for the high graphic settings

though idk what will be my second

I WANT to say witcher 3 since I never finished it

[clever vessel]

Ha

[fickle obsidian]

so obviously cyberpunk

[clever vessel]

I'm finishing that now

[fickle obsidian]

I still haven't finished Witcher 1

[gaunt reef]

oh shit yeah Cyberpunk will be a thing by then

[clever vessel]

Cause I don't want to start cyberpunk having not finished it

[gaunt reef]

I wonder if they'll drop the price for it just like they did for Witcher 3

[fickle obsidian]

probably

[gaunt reef]

how much is it there?

[fickle obsidian]

for standard edition i think it's $60

[clever vessel]

Yup

[gaunt reef]

I mean witcher 3

current price on steam

[clever vessel]

I'd assume it's cheap

It's old now

[gaunt reef]

ya I just wanna know, compared to indian pricing

[clever vessel]

Says $40

More than I would've expected

But it is ALOT of content

[gaunt reef]

$5 here

[fickle obsidian]

oh, but it also goes down to $20 or 15 during sales

[gaunt reef]

steam is literally the only platform that adjusts to economy

every other store is like "India? eh just go pirate buddy"

[civic ferry]

@mint spear but have you played Beyond the Beyond

[fickle obsidian]

my right nostril is all congested
time to remove it and flush it out

[gaunt reef]

o no

[clever vessel]

No dont

[fickle obsidian]

gonna just

plonk

[clever vessel]

Ah

[mint spear]

@civic ferry a hwhat now?;

[civic ferry]

You played Next and Beyond, but what about Beyond the Beyond?

[clever vessel]

Welcome to No Man's Sky Beyond the Next

Introducing more animal riding

[civic ferry]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beyond_the_Beyond

[clever vessel]

I want a ps5 mimicking the color and design of the ps1

[civic ferry]

The real question is what a ps5top will look like?

[clever vessel]

I'm thinking real simple and slick

[fickle obsidian]

if you drizzle water over it it becomes a fancy waterfall tower

[clever vessel]

Omg good idea

[fickle obsidian]

liquid cooled, literally

[mint spear]

😍

[clever vessel]

I can eat the algae build up too!

[fickle obsidian]

it's a win all around!

i wonder if the xbox series x will make for a good space heater or mini-stove

[glad cypress]

I thought it only drew 350 watts?

[clever vessel]

Could probably modify it so we can grill some dogs on it

[glad cypress]

I-is dogs short for hot dogs?

[clever vessel]

Dougs

[mint spear]

FUCKING SWEATS HOT SHIT FUCKKKK

[civic ferry]

This is clearly a psi

iPS

[clever vessel]

Pepsi

[mint spear]

Pepsi 5

[civic ferry]

...you think Sony realized that their horrendous antipiracy tactics on the vita cost them an absurd amount of profit?

[mint spear]

i just want the ps5 😱

[civic ferry]

I want the afterVita

PoStVita

[mint spear]

meh, if i'm home i just play on console, when i am away i play a mobile game

[clever vessel]

Should download Sky

[mint spear]

No Man's Sky 2

[clever vessel]

nO

[mint spear]

fuck did i really say that

[clever vessel]

Sky: children of the light

[mint spear]

ChIL;dRenOfTHeLight

[clever vessel]

https://youtu.be/BXnzCyFeEh4

You'll like the music

[mint spear]

so beautiful !!!

Watching Fear The Walking Dead Season 5 and so far it's bad. A dude shot at another dude holding an axe in the air and the bullet split and killed two zombies.

@clever vessel reminds me a bit of this 😄 https://youtu.be/dRT_dSN_Z0k

[undone moat]

that sounds like something you'd see in a bollywood film ngl

[mint spear]

and there's this one girl that's had this perfect pixie haircut the whole fucking time she's been in the series

Ab is the perfect scale for that kind of music ❤️

lol

[clever vessel]

This sounds nice Zentrey

[mint spear]

I only took interest in it because they decided to cross-over two characters from TWD

and wanted to see how much they'd reference the other show

[clever vessel]

Gosh I hated what I saw of the first season of fear the walking dead

[mint spear]

so far its been pretty vague.. 'i did bad things'

'i got a lot to make up for'

bullshit like that

i never had any interest for twd

@clever vessel a lot of the characters from the first season are long gone from the story now

[clever vessel]

It's like the guy tasked with holding the boom mic for The Walking Dead got the job to direct fear the walking dead

[mint spear]

Alicia, Strand, and Luciana are the only ones from the first season left

i am currently watching black summer

that show annoyed me

fuck im not awake x)

[sterile tartan]

Aaaaaaa

[mint spear]

hi Spirit

[sterile tartan]

The Wordscapes mobile devs made a game called Word Mocha. Which plays exactly like Word Cookies, which got me into that type of word game. Only it's based on coffee

[clever vessel]

Drink coffee play coffee be coffee

[undone moat]

this just in, smelling your own underwear to check if it's clean has been rated the #1 World's Most Dangerous Game

[glad cypress]

:o