nah not really
#off-topic-bond-james-bond
undone moat
sterile tartan
There were funnel clouds in both major towns near us
undone moat
oh dear
sterile tartan
Nothing really happened but it was alarming
flint herald
undone moat
it wasn't even that
it's just people like to assume that, when you're streaming in go live, you can only stream nms
and when you don't some people get upset
flint herald
oh, this again. okay
undone moat
it makes sense, but yeah
icy vapor
What again? I feel like I have lost most of the convo
flint herald
previously Beebop was streaming a different game, then another user got in the vc to watch and made a complaint that only NMS should be streamed in this server, despite that Spirit was there and she didn't mind it being a different game at all.
icy vapor
ah
sterile tartan
Yeah. There's no rule against playing other games and it upsets people
icy vapor
People just need to grow a thicker skin.
flint herald
it's w/e, maybe people can have our own separate group call
undone moat
or I can just start using twitch again
but I like using discord mostly because I can use vc with people rather than just use text
without having to set up a bunch of stuff
sterile tartan
icy vapor
I think folks should lighten up and try not to impose their opinions on people. If you don't like the streams, well, don't watch.
flint herald
yes, I dislike that twitch doesn't let you voice with the streamer very easily
yes true
undone moat
a tale of two houses
icy vapor
I am so full of sashimi! 😦
flint herald
and that's a bad thing?
icy vapor
No, not usually. But I have 5 more pieces to eat.
undone moat
now look buddy, I'm an engineer
undone moat
where the FUCK is my dirt
icy vapor
That's deertay
flint herald
should have stored it in a chest lol
icy vapor
I'd post a funny image with that, but the server don't allow. Damn fun police.
sterile tartan
Level 10 is when the fun is allowed
icy vapor
ah
undone moat
time to PISS
icy vapor
Perfectly Integrated Systemic Sequencing.
sterile tartan
icy vapor
Look at that! I am a scientist!
sterile tartan
I'm a spirit
icy vapor
You are apparently a musical spirit.
glad cypress
next person to send a message is a nerd
icy vapor
I am a rum spirit.
flint herald
reeeeee
icy vapor
ME! NERD!
glad cypress
get a load of this nerd
undone moat
I'm dead tbh
icy vapor
I am the Lawnmower man.
sterile tartan
glad cypress
Spirit are these emojis new?
icy vapor
I picked this avatar from billions of avatars all over the internet.
sterile tartan
Yeah
undone moat
hmmm....
icy vapor
Y'all probably don't remember Lawnmower Man.
undone moat
I gotta do something about this hole
flint herald
look free food
icy vapor
I would say "that's what she said!" but that wouldn't be appropriate.
sterile tartan
Eh
flint herald
git the bunneh and cook it 🍖
sterile tartan
PG-13, so jokes like that are decent enough
icy vapor
lol
Sorry, The Office fan
I really don't want to work tomorrow. Long time techie and good at it, but this COVID crap has me down. Working from home since late March.
Sick of it.
undone moat
I just started going back into the office
icy vapor
I feed energy off of my co-workers. Can't do that when they ain't here.
flint herald
kinda wish I could work from home but I really like what I got so...
sterile tartan
undone moat
it makes me mad how they aren't wearing masks
sterile tartan
Energy vampire?
undone moat
I'll suck your energy
icy vapor
Yes energy vampire
sterile tartan
Heh
icy vapor
I have a mask. I am actually terrified to start going out again. Being diabetic and pneumonia prone (had it 4 times in the last 20 years).
icy vapor
If you have ever had pneumonia, OMG it sucks. My lung layers started separating the last time I had it.
icy vapor
Yeah very painful
sterile tartan
I have enough pain on the daily without my lungs tearing apart too
icy vapor
Me too. 4 years ago I suffered pinched nerve in my neck and it caused immense, suicidal level pain my right arm. I am on lyrica at the moment, so everything is just numb.
sterile tartan
It's whatever at this point. But I notice very much if there's more
icy vapor
Gabapentin and Lyrica are both just awesomeness in a bottle.
sterile tartan
I'm sure
icy vapor
Gabapentin was causing memory issues though. Even false memories. Lol
sterile tartan
I have high potential for addiction so I'm careful about powerful meds
icy vapor
They aren't addicting.
sterile tartan
Mhm
icy vapor
they act like alcohol, slows down brain activity
sterile tartan
Anything can be addicting
icy vapor
Sure but there is no problem quitting them cold turkey.
The effect can be addicting I guess. But not physical.
Okay! I am going to get a little drunk and play NMS for a couple hours and then pass out! Gotta find the perfect freighter!
sterile tartan
Have fun!
icy vapor
Thanks! And good talking with you!
sterile tartan
icy vapor
If I come back and be like "I love you man!!!!~" Or "ppfjjj ffjsut mmsss" You either don't know my language yet, or I am drunk.
undone moat
trying to get a bit creative with it
this probably isn't going to work due to the door in the middle
glad cypress
nerd
undone moat
be quiet fake jelly
sterile tartan
sterile tartan
Nice
undone moat
tbh just building stuff in this game is surprisingly soothing
steep pagoda
I always end up building a single tower in the middle. I like the npc change they made so now it would be beneficial to build in different spots. It encourages me to make housing that's actually unique with different materials and stuff
undone moat
I'm gonna turn my main structure into a castle
dry bison
G-Fuel
civic ferry
I'm a food retail worker and oof
Every report of someone in the store catching it is nerve wracking
I have asthma
I actually got a fancier mask than required, with special approval
It's more work to breathe through, but it filters much much more
flint herald
sigh.... I'm so tired of this sickness even existing. I just want things to go back to normal. I hope there's a vaccine coming soon so people can stop having to worry
icy vapor
It's this one and then it's the next because certain country's cultures don't embrace modern food handling. It will always be an issue. Every hundred years or so we will see millions die of some pandemic that could have been prevented.
It's Earth, just how it is unfortunately.
dry bison
That's not necessarily true. I'm sure nay sayers had the same attitude before sewers and water cleaning was the norm
dry bison
When was it ever true? This species has been around for 100,000 years and changed dramatically surviving entire ice ages.
Adaptation is what humans do.
icy vapor
Yeah but we can prevent these pandemics and certain people choose to ignore it.
dry bison
The idea of being able to prevent a pandemic is a good start.
Historically, change and progress happens in a similar rate as that of the rate of death.
icy vapor
Well a good start is to not have wet markets with 10's of 20's of species of animals, slaughtered, and not cleaning up the aftermath, in areas where hundreds of thousands of people interact, and having some of those species (bats are the main ones) being slaughtered hung outside all day and then sold.
dry bison
Because unlike people - Ideas don't die.
icy vapor
I was a farmer. There is just some things you don't do in a slaugherhouse.
As much as I hate EPA sometimes, at lease they control how farmers and what farmers slaugher.
Keeps us safe
dry bison
Why would you hate the EPA?
They're the reason you aren't drinking pigs blood in your morning coffee
icy vapor
The Missouri floods over a decade ago that flooded and killed many families and animals because they wanted to restore the wetlands. That's one of many reasons.
Flooded much of my family into poverty
dry bison
Or worse, bathing in consumer cleaning product run off
mmmm bleach bath
Wait...
What does the EPA have to do with Missouri floods?
icy vapor
But that's not the point. China, almost all major pandemics, including the black plague have been traced to China.
dry bison
They promoted wetlands in a region that had poor irrigation management?
undone moat
psst
dry bison
Oh
undone moat
icy vapor
The EPA mandated that the dams be released
dry bison
Forgot
dry bison
Just when things were gettin interesting
icy vapor
I am going to bed. You all can google things to read up on what I am talking about. Not going to argue about it. Just pissed about China not being responsible for this when it was their gov that initially covered it up allowing from Late nov to mid March for it to spread.
glad cypress
@undone moat More like modman.
icy vapor
COULD HAVE BEEN CONTAINED
undone moat
okay petscord mod
fleet orbit
I'll call the cops
undone moat
ok good luck
steep pagoda
Next day we hear Computerman got arrested
undone moat
Texas is one of ten states (California, Colorado, Maryland, Montana, New York, Texas, West Virginia, Washington, Wisconsin, and Wyoming) that allow consumption by minors in the presence of consenting and supervising family members. In the state of Texas, parents accept responsibility for the safety of minors under 18 when the minor is on their property or on property leased by them and under their care, custody, and control; an adult may provide alcohol to a minor if he/she is the minor's adult parent, guardian, or spouse, and is visibly present when the minor possesses or consumes the alcoholic beverage.[2] It is against the law to make alcohol available to a non-family person younger than 21, even in one's own residence and even with that parent's permission.[2]```
So technically I can as long as I'm supervised
(though really how often is that law even enforced here?...)
anyways,
ye
steep pagoda
Nice
flint herald
what's funny is, I drank a bit before I was old enough to, and now that I am actually old enough to, I have no interest in booze
undone moat
tbh I'm not actually looking forward to the ability to drink
I can't because of my medicine
icy vapor
Well, the ability to be a rational thinking individual helps though! 😄
sterile tartan
I think that's enough slime rancher for tonight
steep pagoda
If anyone is interested I’ll be streaming on Mixer
fleet orbit
@undone moat didn't stop you before
mint spear
uh oh cummie
fleet orbit
Computeman, I'm worried about you
sterile tartan
I'm not supposed to drink with my pills because it could "worsen the side effects" but since I don't have any noticeable side effects I don't care
sterile tartan
my brother is 19 wtf
glad cypress
Today's episode of Marmalade is brought to you by plagiarism and realizing you've scheduled your entire day around your computer's fucked up internal clock which is two hours behind.
undone moat
I think I'm gonna make the arm's dealer's house special: I'm gonna make his place have an underground basement where he sells his wares
sterile tartan
fancy
dusty magnet
Makin good progress so far
sterile tartan
noice
sterile tartan
looks good
glad cypress
WElp.
All of my buildings look like shit compared to that.
And I spent an embarrassing amount of time on them.
:|
undone moat
the painter and the dye trader hate the forest and both like each other
did someone say second location?
glad cypress
The dye trader likes the desert.
So does the arms dealer.
I put 'em together.
Wait you're not just building houses by biome?
I have like three outposts with two villagers each.
undone moat
nah, I'm building a central location but I'll probably build little outposts around the map to act as safezones
I chose a medium sized world for this playthrough because large was just a bit too large so building up the central area first works out alright for me
fickle obsidian
btw computerman, that wider shot you posted earlier, can you take that kinda shot with the in-game stuff, or did ya have to use somethin' else?
glad cypress
camera mode?
fickle obsidian
ohnice
glad cypress
teehee i crashed the game
fuck
pcman i hope it saved my stuff
if it did not...
well you better hope it did
undone moat
I better hope?
undone moat
I will fart on your pillow
sterile tartan
I need cute animal pictures
glad cypress
sterile tartan
I found this one
glad cypress
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for a few hours.
Push him out of the plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
sterile tartan
CHOW CHOW
sterile tartan
an even smaller one
sterile tartan
flint herald
awesome legos, cute animals
mint spear
hleo
gaunt reef
@undone moat :^)
clever vessel
mint spear
NGL but yeah
civic ferry
What?
glad cypress
no u
clever vessel
I need donuts
glad cypress
Excuse me????
“donuts”
I think you meant doughnuts.
:c
Sick monster should be in an institution.
mint spear
gaunt reef
I still suck on materials
its pure wood
then again this is my first time playing properly
undone moat
eh, it fits the environment
gaunt reef
and I havent got the painter yet
kinda want to use the other wood but I dont like the colours
silent wagon
Yeet, watching The Last Airbender since it's on Netflix now
mint spear
ok
south pivot
guys anyone here good info about gaming phones ?
thinking beetween asus rog 2 or xiaomi black shark 3
dusty magnet
Back at work today
mint spear
hope work treats you well beester
mint spear
sounds like work will treat you well today
Unsure how knives and movie props are essential but nice to see you gunna be earning again Bee.
Keep safe though, no job is more important than your health.
dusty magnet
Not essential. My state is on phase one of opening back up, which if you ask me is complete and utter bullshit
We've had 65 cases total in my county and since we opened back up 4 fucking days ago we have had 7 additional cases. 5 of those were just yesterday
mint spear
Same here in Israel, had to go to an event today and so many people didn't keep social distancing. I stayed outside the whole time and had people ask me why I won't come in
they act like it's all over now.
We're not even passed the "beginning" stages. 😩
where u from
Globally I mean, not just limited to a country.
dusty magnet
Honestly I don't think we'll be back open for more than 2 weeks
mint spear
Just remember that with restrictions being lifted, there's more people that have COVID-19 than there was when lockdown started.
dusty magnet
I might honestly tell my boss not to schedule me
I'll keep an eye on the cases in my area and make a decision in the next few days
mint spear
I am curious how many people you're gunna see today though. 😛
dusty magnet
Out of 50 or so stores
mint spear
Lmao wow
dusty magnet
This whole deal is a shitshow
dusty magnet
Lmao
mint spear
man i love this game sometimes
What even game what it is?
Starcraft 2 my man
WTF
I don;t know why I don't recognise it if that is true.
Maybe that means I need to play again.
Starcraft is good for your brain
but bad for your mental health :)
i used to make fun of the "autism screech" meme
SC2 made me do that pose irl
im embarrassed but also very impressed.
dusty magnet
I just wanna build my death star 😩
dusty magnet
Why noottt
mint spear
Cause you're at work 😩
dusty magnet
Tis a shame
My hands smell good tho
Ooh
I may try and go work at the Lego store
sterile tartan
clever vessel
Interesting
sterile tartan
"...about how many women fill"
clever vessel
Makes sense
mint spear
tbh yeah tbh
sterile tartan
I'm trying to decide if I wanna draw or read today. I'm rereading some books so I know I remember them before reading the stuff after them. But also drawing is a thing
Probably read, it's all gloomy outside and a perfect day to just read
civic ferry
This is so overdue
sterile tartan
Mattresses
magic cloak
Like is it enough if i sound proof the window itself
I don't care about light because i already cover it with curtains
So if i want to block incoming noise is it enough if i soundproof window alone
mint spear
No, need to soundproof the entire room for it to block incoming noise.
magic cloak
But noise only comes from one side
mint spear
Yeah but vibrations don't care about that.
magic cloak
Its like this
] •••• [ ]
Dot is noise direction
Left to right
I just want to block that side alone
mint spear
But noise works in a radius not a straight line, is what I'm trying to say.
magic cloak
The room itself is surrounded by other rooms on all other sides
I get that but temporarily what can i do
[][]
••[][]
[][]
Its like this
magic cloak
Covering window should be enough right
@sterile tartan thx , i thought of everything like layered towels, egg packing foam etc but mattress never occurred to me
sterile tartan
mint spear
Failing that, maybe a white noise machine for something using tech.
magic cloak
I tried blasting white noise but it only made it worse I think
mint spear
😔
sterile tartan
Soul is being obnoxious
mint spear
smh my head
sterile tartan
Mhmm
mint spear
sterile tartan
👀
magic cloak
mint spear
👓
sterile tartan
magic cloak
Deez nuts just do that to my noisy neighbor
sterile tartan
I propose a religion of the Almighty Chickenfoot
All hail
He has steps instead of commandments
But not like a program. No confusion. Maybe he needs another name for them...
Something chicken related
Clicks maybe
Clucks*
dusty magnet
Okay I'm ready to go home now
sterile tartan
May you follow in the footstep of Chickenfoot 
mint spear
skkrt skkrt guess who just burnt $400 on penny stocks and lost basically all of it
😎 i'll be signing autographs later
sterile tartan
Oh boy
glad cypress
Dang.
sterile tartan
Yay we have two members in the religion now. Nice
I managed to not slice my hand open on a cat food lid this time
thorny crescent
can you sign my rotten turnips
dusty magnet
Sign my toenail
glad cypress
Okay Bee you answered none of my prayers last time.
mint spear
ok
glad cypress
New cult.
sterile tartan
The only toenail I will sign is His Almighty Toenail
@silent wagon join the cult religion
Yessss
And lo, He looked upon the server over His Almighty Beak and proclaimed: bwawk.
glad cypress
Lmao
sterile tartan
He is of course a genderless entity but "he" is the default for people so
sterile tartan
True
Chickenfoot respects all wrong followings, as He believes these people to be lost, and therefore He will not fault anyone for worshipping false idols
dusty magnet
Who on Earth is chickenfoot
gaunt reef
someone seems to be in good Spirits
sterile tartan
Haha
sterile tartan
^
gaunt reef
spirit what the fuck
mint spear
its chickenfoot
gaunt reef
its oddly intriguing actually
sterile tartan
Oh you weren't around when I drew that were you lol
sterile tartan
Yyyyyyes I think
sterile tartan
glad cypress
I am an acolyte.
gaunt reef
Apostle sounds cooler
gaunt reef
Swan Rooster Song
sterile tartan
Oh I have it
His commandments are called "crowings"
mint spear
Hey Spirit are you around?
glad cypress
Oh thank fuck you spelled it right.
mint spear
Nice, thank you.
clever vessel
yw
mint spear
👌
open bane
you look tasty
mint spear
Thanks Zoid! You too!
open bane
Thanks Hex! You too!
sterile tartan
I'm tempted to change my pfp to chickenfoot too
open bane
I got assigned (probably) to a new project at work and I'm like 95% worried it's too complicated for me and 5% excited to learn
clever vessel
You can do it
open bane
Thanks Zug! You too!
open bane
thomas
mint spear
fuck
open bane
the description of the project sounds like a made up sci fi technology so it's kinda cool to be on it but also way too much pressure
jaunty copper
all aboard the trigger train
open bane
no but that would be neat
clever vessel
Yeah
rare mauve
I’m making one this summer
open bane
it involves "lenless imaging using coherent light" to take very very small images of biological samples while shifting the beam to basically do (I think) holography. Then applying AI to that to somehow create upscaled/3D images of the samples. i copy pasted this from a different place where I already talked about it because I couldn't remember a third of it
mint spear
Wow, that's really neat.
open bane
Hope so, they reached out to me because I have "AI experience" but my experience was creating a neural net to identify cats and dogs like 3 years ago lol
clever vessel
I feel like the government is going to kidnap you now that we know
open bane
Not gonna complain though
mint spear
it is time, ladi annd gnetlme
open bane
gnetlme
mint spear
to BROSH TIFS
clever vessel
Gnetime
dusty magnet
Is samdwich drunk?
mint spear
I hope so
open bane
dromk
dusty magnet
Man I miss being drunk
open bane
you only have to wait like 3 days
clever vessel
Too much guiness in his bread
dusty magnet
I do?
mint spear
I thought that said beard and I didn't question it at all.
open bane
that almost makes more sense than bread tbh
dusty magnet
I need alcohols
clever vessel
What if his beard is bread loaf
open bane
dam
mint spear
Delicious 😋
dusty magnet
I've been writing a questline for the Minecraft server I play on and honestly it's so much fun
I can't wait to finish it and have people play it
mint spear
I didn't know you could do that in Minecraft tbh
dusty magnet
You just use books and quils to write out a story, leading people to more books and different places
You have to be kindof creative with it
It's a ton of fun tho
sterile tartan
That sounds really cool
open bane
It would be very cool if they introduced some scripting or something to minecraft so you could actually build hooks and quests and stuff into a server
dusty magnet
You kindof can
Using command blocks
There are a TON of commands you can use which add all sorts of functionality
But I'm in survival mode so I can't use command blocks :)
mint spear
You said that to flex didn't you?
open bane
mint spear
bunghole
sterile tartan
Hungbole
dusty magnet
Smol flex
open bane
💪
sterile tartan
mint spear
🧐
open bane
you can't tell but I typed that with caps
open bane
nuggets
mint spear
no logs
a foot a piece
my intestines are packed like a sardine can
👌
thanks
😌
glad cypress
perhaps eat some fiber?
Before I started eating celery religiously I had that issue.
mint spear
Who the fuck eats celery because they want to?
open bane
i like celery
glad cypress
Okay I like celery.
open bane
especially with a bit of peanut butter
glad cypress
I just like it without anything.
open bane
who tf are you
mint spear
pb+celery is god
glad cypress
Au naturale.
mint spear
😦
open bane
on its own is good too but I like it more with pb or cream cheese
open bane
bro with SHIT lmao
open bane
open bane
ok
mint spear
Rhubarb is delicious
open bane
strawberry rhubarb pie is dope
sterile tartan
Or as I like to call it: Apple-celery
open bane
I haven't had it on its own though
open bane
good
sterile tartan
It sorta tastes like an underripe apple
open bane
bench is wide chair
sterile tartan
I eat it raw sooo
open bane
car is wide boke
open bane
i won't correct that
mint spear
I crashed my boke fick
open bane
crushed
sterile tartan
I would be dead now if it was anyway
open bane
i'll be there soon
mint spear
nice
sterile tartan
If you eat it frozen it's like an apple-celery popsicle
mint spear
take a bite outta my stalk @mint spear
😌
😳
@mint spear hello reveal in 10 seconds
hello
open bane
My stalk is actually unbelievably thin and it is considered a medical condition
open bane
pointy 😃
mint spear
let's duel
open bane
.
.
mint spear
I have an urge to eat bark mulch
open bane
do it
open bane
sterile tartan
mint spear
i'm calling for the genocide of douglas fir
dumb ass tree stole my gamer gf
🤬
OAK KAY
sterile tartan
A
undone moat
bees
clever vessel
Happy birthday Sohail
inland grotto
It is?
mint spear
brap brap finna just made $300 on kijiji
need to recover my losses from earlier so I can lose it again
undone moat
@gaunt reef happy birthday
mint spear
I want clyde to die in a horrific car accident
clever vessel
I don't know Clyde but same
gaunt reef
will this birthday meme ever end
mint spear
lmao clyde
civic ferry
Clyde is the network error reporter baked into discord, lol
civic ferry
If he wasn't built into the client, how would he message you to say you're not connected? 
mint spear
mint spear
ok
fickle obsidian
shave it and weave it into a fake beard you can wear on the mask
clever vessel
What if
You shaved the top of your head completely bald, grew your hair really long on the back, then weaved it into a hat that you could then flip onto the top of your head
fickle obsidian
yes
civic ferry
That's called a tryhard combover
fickle obsidian
yeah but it's a hat
clever vessel
Both
fickle obsidian
booth
dusty magnet
Holy fuckles I'm bored
sterile tartan
I'm not bored I'm just kinda... Idk
mint spear
aight
dusty magnet
Omw
civic ferry
@dusty magnet Hi bored
civic ferry
To purchase
mint spear
I always forget smh
civic ferry
Smh my head
dusty magnet
How far are you from Vancouver?
dusty magnet
It's like 8
mint spear
I was supposed to be going to university on the coast 😔
dusty magnet
I can't believe I missed you in Klamath 😩
dusty magnet
First 2 NMScord members to get a selfie together wins a prize
mint spear
that happened way back in WTS1 iirc lol
dusty magnet
Frick
dusty magnet
Oh wait didn't zoid and his roommate meet on this server?
open bane
🥒
dusty magnet
That's sick
open bane
yes
mint spear
hot
fickle obsidian
tbh
mint spear
homie's last message was octobre 2019
open bane
he's dead
fickle obsidian
zoidnO
molten pebble
zoid and I fuck
mint spear
holy shit lol
open bane
we do
fickle obsidian
lmao
dusty magnet
Summon me
mint spear
ok
open bane
:pickle:
mint spear
:cock:
dusty magnet
I want McDonald's
open bane
@molten pebble now that we live together and talk IRL it makes me cringe when you call me Zoid
open bane
he is like 30 ft away from me
open bane
tru
open bane
dam
mint spear
funniest shit i've ever seen
open bane
:rick:
sterile tartan
Come to my house
open bane
die
sterile tartan
I need company that isn't S0ul
mint spear
nice
open bane
i say korea
mint spear
north is best
glad cypress
hell yeah
sterile tartan
I usually type it normal without the 0 but I got bored
glad cypress
:o
dusty magnet
4 more hours on my shift
sterile tartan
I have 70 slimes crammed into that enclosure
sterile tartan
Only with the pink ones since I care about the rest lol
This is literally just Beat Saber but with a cat and not VR
dusty magnet
I shoulda brought my death star with me
sterile tartan
Perhaps
clever vessel
Bird laps
dusty magnet
McDonald's ordered 😎
civic ferry
What did McDonald's order?
open bane
bee meat
glad cypress
MHMMM JUST LIKE LOBSTER IT TASTES
undone moat
big bitty mom gf
clever vessel
Dried cilantro seasoning products taste nothing like cilantro change my mind
glad cypress
no
civic ferry
Is it actually cilantro or a tastealike
A lot of cheaper seasonings are actually things that taste similar but are cheaper
clever vessel
Hmm I wonder if what I have is fake then
Ive felt this way every time I've had dried cilantro
That being said, fresh cilantro is important
civic ferry
Imagine if they made a cilantro that tasted good to people with the anticilantro gene
Would make a fortune
undone moat
nah
clever vessel
Your dog
dusty magnet
FOOD
glad cypress
Good job.
dusty magnet
Thank
dusty magnet
What the fuck
undone moat
like im SO CLOSE but I just can't reach it
dusty magnet
God I love salt
fleet orbit
https://youtu.be/Txe5I1HM0eo @dusty magnet
dusty magnet
Wtf that's sick as fuck
fleet orbit
ikr!
dusty magnet
I'mma show that to the guy at the Lego store tomorrow
dusty magnet
They're so fun
I'm going in tomorrow to build some sets for him
He ordered a bunch of custom set instructions
dusty magnet
Yessir
dusty magnet
Nah, but honestly I don't mind
dusty magnet
He might hire me later down the line
fleet orbit
:o
dusty magnet
Which would be a dream
fleet orbit
It would be a dream to work at lego as a programmer
dusty magnet
It's. So. Big.
fleet orbit
I might apply at lego
dusty magnet
I wanna get into building MOCs
dusty magnet
LU?
fleet orbit
Lego Universe
undone moat
titties
dusty magnet
Oohh shit yeah Lego Universe was the shit
fleet orbit
mhm
dusty magnet
What's it called??
fleet orbit
dusty magnet
BRO NO WAY
fleet orbit
dusty magnet
IT LOOKS THE SAME
fleet orbit
There are server files to host your own floating around
but they are old
and don't work that well, from what i've heard
dusty magnet
I loved that game as a kid
dusty magnet
\O
I jammed my finger like 3 or 4 years ago and it still hurts...
I think I might've broken it
Cause I can't move it as much as the same finger on my other hand
glad cypress
I'm trying to lick my own nipples
@undone moat what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
can't you just be normal
just for once
pelase
sterile tartan
@dusty magnet you may have compressed the bones in it together, if it was a hit from the end
dusty magnet
I think so. A basketball landed on it after shooting hoops and when it hit my finger, my finger locked
Like this
And the ball hit the tip of my finger
fickle obsidian
ouch
dusty magnet
Yes it hurt quite a bit
Not as bad as the time I fell of the roof of my school tho lmao
sterile tartan
Yeah it would make sense if the bones got pushed together and healed weird
Which... Looks like they did heal weird
dusty magnet
I mean my finger doesn't look like that all the time
icy vapor
I just watched the movie, "Cosmos". It was pretty darn good.
icy vapor
Mine actually do look like that. We used to call it "double-jointed".
icy vapor
Same. I can also bend my thumbs all the way back and twist them almost all the way around.
icy vapor
Used to gross people out when I was in highschool.
You know, back before the internet. LOL
dusty magnet
I can dislocate my hip
icy vapor
I dislocated my left knee once, but not on purpose.
sterile tartan
My elbow is in a perpetual state of dislocation. Severity varies
icy vapor
was a sickening deep THUNK THUNK (popped out and back in) and I saw a blinding flash.
It was loose for the next year.
sterile tartan
Ouch
icy vapor
never went to doctor cause I was an idiot. Healed up just fine though.
Just some stretched tendons until it healed.
dusty magnet
I've compressed my spine. Don't recommend that. It's utterly excruciating
Also torn my meniscus
icy vapor
Yeah my kneck is like that more buldging disk than compressed. for 3 months my right arm was in excruciating pain. nerve pain is the worst!
sterile tartan
My sister slammed a car door on my arm when I was 16. The hinge side. There was a screech, a lot of pain, and I couldn't move it for quite a while. But my mom didnt take me to the doctor because my grandpa said I would be fine. The bruising on it was most definitely not normal... And now it dislocates in different levels and hurts a lot sometimes. Ahhahh
dusty magnet
My I was 2 my grandma dropped me down the stairs and broke my femur 😅
sterile tartan
Oh gosh
icy vapor
oh that's got to hurt. that's a big bone!
sterile tartan
Was it an accident at least??
sterile tartan
Okay good. Also not good
icy vapor
At least you were 2, probably not too much memory of it if any.
dusty magnet
No recollection 😂
sterile tartan
My sister broke her collar bone when she was like one and a half. Do you know how hard it is to keep a child that small in a sling
icy vapor
Yeah my earliest memories I think were around the end of 3 and beginning of 4.
My brother broke his collar bone. Those things never heal right.
He is a big protruding knot now.
sterile tartan
Yikes
icy vapor
I never broke any bones. I am actually densly boned. Lol. I drank a heck of a lot of milk.
sterile tartan
I broke my nose but that isn't a bone
And my arm I guess but like. Yeah
icy vapor
Had a tree fall on me once, still never broke anything.
sterile tartan
Wow
icy vapor
Had a cousin that seemed to break his nose a few times a year growing up. I broke his nose on accident once, with a croquet mallet. I swung a little too far back and he was behind me.
He had a big ole beak after a while
sterile tartan
My mom hit a girl in the face with a bat when she was a kid. Remembred when the lady turned up again and apologized
It was an accident
icy vapor
It happens.
sterile tartan
Idk if she remembered, she was sorta held captive by a dude for over ten years...
icy vapor
I been in a lot of fights growing up and never even got punched in the nose that I remember. It was always the jaw or right square in the teeth, and of course the forehead.
I just remember one punch would give me a headache and the next would take it away. lol
sterile tartan
My brother got punched uh
Behind his ear. And the kid who punched him grew up around us and lived with us at the time. All that happened is he broke his hand
icy vapor
The most painful thing about fighting, in my opinion, is your own fists! Lol! Hitting a skull hurts!
sterile tartan
I never got in fights really
icy vapor
I don't remember winning or losing any. It usually ended in everyone running because cops or adults saw us.
glad cypress
Yeah it was because the person had killed my cat.
steep pagoda
Oh no
icy vapor
I lost a close quarters boxing match to a golden glove boxer from Mexico in Marine bootcamp. He beat on me pretty good. Lol
glad cypress
That is why it is memorable.
sterile tartan
I would absolutely fuck up someone if they hurt my animals. Probably the only way to get me to hit someone
icy vapor
They put us in a 3x3 box
glad cypress
Dang.
icy vapor
Yeah I don't think I could tollerate people hurting kids or animals
dusty magnet
Time to c l e a n
sterile tartan
I'm kind of glad I've never had to use my fighting knowledge lol
glad cypress
I don't have any and I am glad I haven't felt the absence in recent years.
dry bison
I don't fight, generally. I can't see me fighting fair. I don't fight for ego.
icy vapor
I had no fighting knowledge in highschool. Wasn't till I joined the Marines that I learned, and after that, I never got into fights.
dry bison
The last fight I was in, throat punch. Fuchu chico
icy vapor
Got punched once at party when I was home on leave after bootcamp, but I don't know, the Marines did something to me. I just took the punch and left the party. Lol
Wasn't worth all the trouble.
glad cypress
Dang.
dry bison
I like to think the marines, and military training, properly learned teaches brotherhood above all. That sets a precedent for combat.
Knowing you can legit kill your brother lowers your inclination to raise arms against him.
icy vapor
Well I had good reason to leave that party. Back then we weren't trained in MMA, we were taught what's called "line training", it is meant to be lethal. They changed all that around the year 2000.
So I could imagine knocking the guy down, boot to the face, and going to prison for murder. Lol
Marines are much better skilled in restraining and disabling now, rather than just all out killing.
glad cypress
They do??
icy vapor
Lol
glad cypress
dude i have coin
dry bison
Are marines less or more inclined now to engage in unnecessary conflict with the knowledge and training to restrain and disable?
icy vapor
And your name reminds me of an episode of Duck Dynasty when they were all out front of the warehouse picketing. One of the guys had a sign "I want my ham sammich!"
Yeah for the most part they restrain themselves. We are required to provide a good example. You allways have your bad apples though.
We call those "the 10%" or "shitbirds"
But that's true in all societies. You always that that 10% or shitbirds
icy vapor
LOL! The rib jabbing between Navy and Marines has always been comical.
dry bison
Shout at them "You ain't a marine. You a Navy troll!"
icy vapor
We picked on the Army a lot too.
But Navy was our Uber and we were their cleaning crew and guard duty. lol
Jarheads vs. Squids
dry bison
The Marines are a jack of all trades, master of none.
That makes them in some ways superior to all.
icy vapor
Improvise adapt and overcome. We are masters at weaponry and precision attacks.
dry bison
The wetworks
icy vapor
We don't have near the numbers of the other branches, so we have to be really good at what we do.
we are around 190k active members.
But we have other awesome teams in the military, like the SEALS and Army Rangers.
I'm probably boring you all with all this military talk. 😄
dry bison
I don't know if I could weather the military. I am not the kind of person who will follow orders without question. I believe there should be no question unanswered for people who have to pull the trigger.
sterile tartan
Correct me if I'm wrong but... If someone empties something they should refill it. Right
icy vapor
Empties what? oh!
dry bison
Unless it's the toilet....don't refill that
sterile tartan
Sugar bowl, specifically, but it's pretty much anything like that
icy vapor
Mumbles, we are taught the UCMJ and any order that is unlawful, we don't have an obligation to follow. It is reported up the chain.
dry bison
For me it depends on the sugarbowl. If the bowl is exposed and can lead to clumping, I don't leave it filled.
sterile tartan
Really big sugar bowls probably... We don't have gnats in the house, and fruit flies are attracted by old food
icy vapor
And my flower is in the fridge. Had way too many cases where some nasty little critters grew in the flower and ate their way out of the bag. Bread crumbs too!
sterile tartan
So it's pretty easy to not get bugs
steep pagoda
Eww
dry bison
I have an earwig for you.