off-topic-bond-james-bond

[undone moat]

@silent wagon slob on my knob

[sterile tartan]

he pointed it there in a different channellll

HEY

[mint spear]

pass me the surup

something in the car

[sterile tartan]

COMPUTERMAN

[mint spear]

dadidadida

[glad cypress]

Wat is going on?

[dry bison]

Time for some "Our Lady Peace" and chill

[glad cypress]

I have no clue...

It's like a war zone in here.

[mint spear]

@glad cypress you're stinky jam, that's what's going on

and chips aren't bread

[glad cypress]

Except people aren't trying to kill me (that I know of).

[sterile tartan]

why is that so fuckin saturated

[glad cypress]

They are flatbread.

[sterile tartan]

also fuck that thing, it almost destroyed my seamoth

[gaunt reef]

why is the weather already hot

[dry bison]

I can't answer that seriously in this channel

[undone moat]

it's almost may

[mint spear]

by that reasoning you're just mashed fruit

yucky mashed fruit

[gaunt reef]

ha I never encountered the Reaper except the scripted event

[mint spear]

[glad cypress]

No, I am cooked mashed fruit.

You are fried flatbread.

That is stale.

[mint spear]

and delicious

you're gros

[glad cypress]

And mushy from the awful cheese.

[gaunt reef]

what are these high IQ banter

[undone moat]

I am now

in bed

[glad cypress]

no u

[mint spear]

@gaunt reef quiet my brain cell is concentrating

[glad cypress]

Good throw your phone away.

[undone moat]

no

[mint spear]

I don't have a phone

[sterile tartan]

it likes to chill over by the Aurora whenever i go over there

and

I can outswim it in my main file but I DID NOT want to find out

[gaunt reef]

uhhhh what I think this is grossly wrong

[mint spear]

have a friendly race with it

[dry bison]

I wonder if you get an achievement for not staring at Quiets ass in that scene where she's flaunting in the chopper.

[silent wagon]

Frybread>flatbread

[sterile tartan]

bread > other bread

[glad cypress]

Yes, but flatbread sux when it is fried.

[undone moat]

bread.

🥖

[glad cypress]

Stay in your god damned bed.

[silent wagon]

Proper frybread is godly

[glad cypress]

It is.

[mint spear]

guys guys

[undone moat]

stay in my bread

[mint spear]

bread is delicious

[sterile tartan]

🥖 🍞

[glad cypress]

Yes.

[mint spear]

we can all agree

now computerman

[glad cypress]

Jesus was made out of bread/

[mint spear]

go to bread

[sterile tartan]

🥙

[gaunt reef]

yep this is more accurate

[undone moat]

I am in bread

[gaunt reef]

it never goes above 42 degrees here

[mint spear]

Jesus was made out of bread
That's why the romans, as natural bread loving italians, wanted to eat him

they even soaked him in wine

[glad cypress]

• uses puny American brain to calculate what that is in fahrenheit *

[silent wagon]

Frybread made by your friend's jolly 4 foot tall Native American grandma is divine 😩

[glad cypress]

no u

[gaunt reef]

@glad cypress

[undone moat]

around 70-80F

[glad cypress]

Thank you.

[undone moat]

oh nvm

[sterile tartan]

grooooossssssss

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/andre-giant-no-wait-holdon-gif-9412107

[sterile tartan]

no thank yo;u

Andre

[glad cypress]

My barbaric measurement system has fucked me over for life.

[mint spear]

Andre

qmq

[glad cypress]

Andre.

[mint spear]

Andre the giant

[glad cypress]

:D

[mint spear]

he ded qmq

[sterile tartan]

Fezzik

[gaunt reef]

funny how india uses both celcius and farhenheit

[sterile tartan]

lol

[undone moat]

he went out the same way I probably will

[gaunt reef]

celcius for weather and farhenheight for checking body temperature

[mint spear]

being super tall and amazing?

[undone moat]

congestive heart failure

[silent wagon]

Andre farted for like a minute straight once while filming Princess Bride

[mint spear]

"you good Andre?"
"I am now boss"

[silent wagon]

[sterile tartan]

16 seconds

[mint spear]

I remember that lmao

[gaunt reef]

haha Andre go brrrrrrrrt

[mint spear]

lmao stop making me laugh XD

[silent wagon]

That dude drank kegs of beer like they were cans

[mint spear]

I can't

[sterile tartan]

my granddad got to shake his hand once

[mint spear]

XD

[gaunt reef]

did your grandad survive

[mint spear]

was he struck deaf dumb and blind from the sheer awesome power of Andre?

[sterile tartan]

he said that he felt absolutely tiny. it was apparently like a baby shaking hands with a largeish dude but he was an adult

[mint spear]

wowee

how tall is Andre anyways?

[sterile tartan]

like his hand just disappeared

7'4

[gaunt reef]

well boys I finally did it I muted the entirety of "⭐ No Man's Sky" channels

[undone moat]

rip

[gaunt reef]

I wish I could meet a tall qt girl who would make me disappear

[silent wagon]

I think my dad met him in Texas either before or after a wrestling match, the wrestlers didn't get paid shit so they had secondary jobs of tearing down the ring and stuff. Which is where my dad met him, cuz he was a punkass teenager trying to make a few extra bucks

[sterile tartan]

sweeeeet

[undone moat]

in bed
my legs: WTF ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING

[gaunt reef]

kick

[glad cypress]

the

[undone moat]

balls

on it.

[gaunt reef]

and

[silent wagon]

@undone moat Shleep

[sterile tartan]

again?

[silent wagon]

Put phone down and shleep

[undone moat]

hey I sat on them, not kicked them

[mint spear]

computerman

[sterile tartan]

still

[mint spear]

I will come over there

[undone moat]

on that call at least

[mint spear]

and bap you

go

to

sleep

now

[glad cypress]

Yeah.

[sterile tartan]

you still sat on them in call so

[glad cypress]

You should.

[undone moat]

bap me with a whip

[glad cypress]

OwO

[sterile tartan]

[undone moat]

thanks

[sterile tartan]

np

[mint spear]

I got a screenshot Marm

deleting it will not let you deny the truth

[glad cypress]

That I am a furry?

Because I am. OwO UwU and all that jazz.

[sterile tartan]

no one wants fur in their preserves, smh

[glad cypress]

My fursona is a human.

[undone moat]

evidence

[silent wagon]

Do you need muted to sleep, lol. Wouldn't be the first person here who asked for a mute so they could sleep 😆

[glad cypress]

I am marmalade.

[sterile tartan]

marm is a slime girl

[glad cypress]

OwO

I don't even fucking care.

Fuck it.

[undone moat]

I'm genuinely not gonna be asleep for a while dude

[glad cypress]

I am tired.

[silent wagon]

Smh

[sterile tartan]

slep

[steep pagoda]

^

[glad cypress]

Good night.

[undone moat]

it takes me like an hour

[sterile tartan]

I have eaten a bunch of candy

[silent wagon]

Computerman just gotta bonk himself with a bat, ez

[sterile tartan]

gnight slimealade

lol

[undone moat]

bonk me with ur bat

[silent wagon]

[sterile tartan]

🛀

wait

[dry bison]

@gaunt reef This is why it's so hot there right now

[sterile tartan]

🦇

[dry bison]

Thats the air current

[undone moat]

nO

CORONA

WRONG BAT WRONG BAT

KILL IT

[silent wagon]

What tf are the proportions of that bathtub, the shower head is like a foot from the rim

[sterile tartan]

it was like one bat. you said bap you with it not force feed it to you

smh

why

whyyy

[silent wagon]

[sterile tartan]

bats are cute tho

[mint spear]

🥣 🦇

[gaunt reef]

yeah that also explains why it rained yesterday with massive hail

[undone moat]

not that kind of

[sterile tartan]

nacho

[undone moat]

nevrmind.

[silent wagon]

[mint spear]

. o .

[dry bison]

Normally, south of australia there's a huge cooling effect by the antarctic that offsets the northern heat on the main land, but most of australia burned to fucking shit, so it's not cooling so well right now

[sterile tartan]

[mint spear]

OWO

DERG

[dry bison]

Less cooling carries heat farther

[mint spear]

DERG!!!

BLOB DERG EMOJI

[sterile tartan]

is dragonair

[gaunt reef]

ugh the lockdown is going to extend again most likely

[mint spear]

I love

❤️

[silent wagon]

[sterile tartan]

[undone moat]

live from computerman's bedroom

[sterile tartan]

that's a nice blind

[gaunt reef]

its already been more than a month when it started

[dry bison]

You would think when Australia was burning, India would've been more willing to help them given India's heat is directly impacted by Australia....every single year

[sterile tartan]

[silent wagon]

[sterile tartan]

[gaunt reef]

India is burning too just not literally

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/egoz-uwu-uwu-army-dance-party-gif-15090789

[sterile tartan]

[gaunt reef]

haha weeb go uwwwwwu

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/owo-uwu-nicu-gif-11777800

no

[dry bison]

bum nose

[sterile tartan]

[mint spear]

uwu is furry

not weeb

[sterile tartan]

it started with weeb

[mint spear]

@gaunt reef imposter

[gaunt reef]

I'm not a weeb so I cant be an imposter

[sterile tartan]

so it's both

[dry bison]

If you're not a weeb and we say you are, you're a weebposter

[gaunt reef]

am I a weeb

[undone moat]

fuck.

[mint spear]

if you're not a weeb and we say you are

then

you're a

something

[sterile tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/japan-anime-kawaii-sugoi-gif-4761309

[mint spear]

my brain cell got stuck

[dry bison]

David Suzuki?

[sterile tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/bt21-uwu-sparkle-cooky-gif-11907326

[silent wagon]

The two types of weebs

[mint spear]

one looks happy

[gaunt reef]

lockdown turned me into a weeb

[undone moat]

sitting in bed like
https://media.tenor.com/images/2ff9fdce47119e152221776695b3efcb/tenor.gif

[dry bison]

The way Tarantino looks on is creepy af

[silent wagon]

That's cuz he likes feet @dry bison

[sterile tartan]

you're only a weeb if you use half-assed fake japanese and do the faces all the time

[gaunt reef]

then I'm not one

[dry bison]

you know tarantino would eat ass not as a fetish, butt for nourishment

[gaunt reef]

although

[sterile tartan]

butt

[gaunt reef]

because I was constantly watching anime for the past month

[sterile tartan]

eh

[gaunt reef]

I started using japanese slang while monologing in my head

[silent wagon]

Tarantino legit likes feet, Brad Pitt even made fun of him for it at the Oscars

[sterile tartan]

watching anime doesn't make you one. trying to be anime does

[gaunt reef]

still not typing them because thats cringe and cultural inappropiation aside from the meme ones

[sterile tartan]

uwu

[dry bison]

I can't watch Anime...I wish I could. I hear good things, but I'm scared. Akira gave me incredible hope, but then dragonballz ruined it all.

[sterile tartan]

we all know what context my uwu is in

[gaunt reef]

Anime is as diverse as hollywood movies

there's good anime

[sterile tartan]

^

[gaunt reef]

and there's bad anime

and there's anime for every genre

[silent wagon]

Just watch Fullmetal Alchemist, it's the only required anime

[sterile tartan]

only?

[dry bison]

I watched that from the start to finish back to back

[gaunt reef]

I finally understand why there's such a big culture for anime, they have SO much content for practically every genre

[dry bison]

Two days later.

[undone moat]

still gotta watch fist of the north star

[gaunt reef]

that no other country produces to this scale

[sterile tartan]

can we stop separating messages so much please

star

[silent wagon]

Jojo has Fist of the North Star art-style, prove me wrong

[sterile tartan]

why

[steep pagoda]

ok i'll stop

[sterile tartan]

has bee mute you for being a smartass

[dry bison]

I wonder if Hellsing is any good.

[gaunt reef]

especially if we talk about animation, there's not that many western animation compared to Anime

[sterile tartan]

yes. Hellsing is great

I love it

[silent wagon]

@dry bison Did you watch Fullmetal Alchemist or Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood?

[dry bison]

I am not a purist. I watched a cartoon with two brothers trying to find a cure for a fuckup they made when they tried to revive their mom

[gaunt reef]

lol

[sterile tartan]

sums it up pretty well tbh

[silent wagon]

Uh, that's either of them. Brotherhood is the newer version

[dry bison]

Then def not a newer one. I watched it years ago

[sterile tartan]

Brotherhood follows the manga more

the original has more humorous moments and brotherhood is darker and more feelsy

[gaunt reef]

I've not seen either of them

[sterile tartan]

smh my head

[silent wagon]

Original was in 2003 and Brotherhood was in 2009

@gaunt reef Watch Brotherhood, it's arguably the better version

[dry bison]

Felt kind of dark to me. Dealt with death and betrayal pretty harshly.

[sterile tartan]

technically they both do, there just happens to be more stuff to soften the blow in the original

[gaunt reef]

I'm gonna watch this though
https://youtu.be/CyRm75gO6cs

[dry bison]

ugh.....the contrast

[sterile tartan]

that hurts my eyes

in like twelve different ways

[dry bison]

I also like Attack on titan

[gaunt reef]

I've been avoiding most shonen anime

not my thing

[sterile tartan]

ooooo sohail likes giiiirly anime

[dry bison]

I can only watch it sparingly

[sterile tartan]

teehee

[gaunt reef]

did u write that as a comical insult

[sterile tartan]

yeah

[dry bison]

because all Anime is girly

[gaunt reef]

because jokes on you I DO enjoy girly anime 😭

[silent wagon]

I'm weird and only like gud dark anime like Fullmetal Alchemist, Samurai Champloo, Black Butler, and Soul Eater 😆

[sterile tartan]

that's fine

I enjoy uh...

wait

[dry bison]

Hentai?

[gaunt reef]

My heart is still so weak from finishing the last one I watched, and where my profile pic came from

it was so nice and wholesome and just aaaaaa

[sterile tartan]

okay so get this
Soul's mom prooofreads kindle books. mostly romance. and one author decided to add "strong forehead" to the description of a dude

[dry bison]

strong forehead.

[sterile tartan]

I'm so glad she caught that because what

[gaunt reef]

it also helps that the story writer is also a woman so there's no weird stereotype shit happening

[dry bison]

That makes no sense. The muscles in your forehead are miniscule at best.

[sterile tartan]

mhm

[gaunt reef]

https://myanimelist.net/anime/6045/Kimi_ni_Todoke/

[dry bison]

Women write stereotype shit, too

[sterile tartan]

the way she apparently said something was "on [this page] you said [character] had a strong forehead... that's not a thing"

[dry bison]

"The air smells dark"

[gaunt reef]

can write, but at least hers was not stereotypical

[sterile tartan]

yeah it was just weird

[dry bison]

I can taste your fear!

It tastes....cockatiel!

[sterile tartan]

her eyes furrowed

[dry bison]

I love descriptive writing that makes no sense. I used to have to script edit RPGs

[sterile tartan]

hah

[dry bison]

We had to write item descriptions for inventory people would find in the game and the writers kept inserting "forced RP" elements into descriptions

"Lifting the orb, YOU FEEL AMAZING and GIVE ME TWENTY DOLLARS"

[sterile tartan]

grooosssss

[dry bison]

Not that specifically, but that was the idea

[sterile tartan]

yeah I get it

[dry bison]

Forced RP is a problem in games where people are expected to be able to bounce ideas back and forth

[gaunt reef]

oh you want descriptive?

[sterile tartan]

"raising the staff, you feel your heart fill with light! Oh no, literal light, you might want to put that down"

I much prefer an actual visual

"the staff looks as if it's seen better days. the last user must have been hard on it"

[dry bison]

I haven't read comics since superman died.

[sterile tartan]

what about manga

[dry bison]

I don't read any sort of anime stuff

[gaunt reef]

yeah even I started reading manga for the first time, yesterday

[sterile tartan]

ah

[gaunt reef]

never did before

[dry bison]

I picked up my Epictetus book today to re-read some ancient philosophy.

[sterile tartan]

Sounds boring

[mint spear]

stoic bois aren't boring tyvm

[vital tangle]

Hey guys, how're we all doing tonight?

Oh, this conversation over 2 hours ago. Well, never mind then. : P

[dry bison]

Welcome to the future.

[mint spear]

The year is 2007!

[flint herald]

Oohh I get to be 13 again? woohoo. Best year of middle school I ever had.

[dry bison]

How many years of middle school did you have?

[plucky kettle]

Probably 13

[undone moat]

a

[flint herald]

only 3

that was the first year

[undone moat]

🎵

[glad cypress]

Food tastes good.

[mint spear]

Food tastes like food.

Food tastes good
you taste good
Therefore you are food

[glad cypress]

n-no

[mint spear]

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

starts running toward you

https://tenor.com/view/cloudy-with-achance-of-meatballs-officer-earl-running-police-officer-gif-14469376

[glad cypress]

NOOOOOOOOO

Yeah try cracking my neck I sealed it with flex seal.

[undone moat]

I think

I think I'm gonna do a vr stream

maybe idk

[glad cypress]

When?

[mint spear]

I can predict the conversation in the live stream

"dicks dicks dicks dicks DICKS dicks dicks"

[glad cypress]

Yes.

[mint spear]

or is that just for half life

[glad cypress]

And the word fuck repeatedly.

[mint spear]

wish I could have been there to hearit

[glad cypress]

Nah, it’s for everything.

Oof.

[mint spear]

but I got like 3 papers that need to be done this week

and a bunch of other stuff

so

I leave

[glad cypress]

GTFO the server then.

[mint spear]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiii.....

"grab the fighting otter the server then"

[undone moat]

I'm gonna wait and see if spirit is up because she TALKS and makes things INTERESTING

oh scuse me I dropped my bag of opinions

[glad cypress]

UmU

[ripe jackal]

can we get a bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

[undone moat]

no

[ripe jackal]

why

[undone moat]

idk

don't feel like it

[glad cypress]

You see a doctor.

[undone moat]

I see a doctor

just looking at them costs me $500

actually no it's like $1000 since I'm uninsured

[undone moat]

hey soul

[silent wagon]

Hola

Am starting The Long Dark. I like the song at the beginning

[undone moat]

I was gonna stream but I remembered somethinf

I got more stuff to do

[mint spear]

nacho u say i taste good cause im a sandwich?

did u just assume my taste???

[silent wagon]

This game has a wacky art style

[undone moat]

my boss is asking me to write a SOP for the surveillance system when I haven't been to work in like

2 months

I've uh

kinda forgotten how to use it

[lament ginkgo]

You can't forget how to use surveillance, how are you supposed to snitch if you do?

The NSA frowns upon you.

[fickle wind]

Sometimes I just love news articles. Some kind of woman went past a security fence on a cliff to get a picture taken. She fell and didn't survive. The article: "She was known to be a very smart woman"... xD

[mint spear]

I mean, yeah that wasn't smart of her but to be completely honest an innocent person dying isn't really something to laugh at

tbh

[spare harbor]

Everyone has moments of idiocy

Its just whether we are lucky enough to survive.

Not to mention, we all have mental blindspots. Although fences generally aren't something I ignore lol

Common sense avoiding natural disasters.... eh....

I mite have been a few places I shouldn't have 😛

[open bane]

Yeah if youre a genius your entire life you can still do something stupid that kills you, doesn't disqualify

[arctic eagle]

Being smart forever hurts

[open bane]

like a boner for more than 4 hours

[ripe jackal]

dman

[clever vessel]

That's a long time

That's an accomplishment

[undone moat]

beans

[clever vessel]

I couldn't have said it better myself

[dusty magnet]

Hi

Question

No wait

[undone moat]

piossbile answer

[dusty magnet]

https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/a-wing-starfighter-75275

tell me i should buy this.

[undone moat]

but your business

[dusty magnet]

I finished buying everything I need for that so far

[undone moat]

okay buy it

[dusty magnet]

thanks

[lament ginkgo]

buy everything

[dusty magnet]

thank you exo

[lament ginkgo]

then even if you are in infinity debt, you own everything

[undone moat]

lmao just buy money

no more debt

[glad cypress]

Better yet: just pay it off.

[fickle obsidian]

Best yet: destroy all records of debt.

[mint spear]

hot

[glad cypress]

I have changed my pfp for the first time.

[dusty magnet]

Okay Tyler Durden

@glad cypress You are Marvelous.

[glad cypress]

UwU thank

[dusty magnet]

UwU Welc

[undone moat]

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/01/tesla-ceo-elon-musk-says-stock-price-is-too-high-shares-fall.html

[lament ginkgo]

HAHA goddammit, Elon

[clever vessel]

Why is your marmalade a furry

[lament ginkgo]

All Marmalades are furries

[clever vessel]

Oh fug that is newz

Good or bad news I don't know

[severe sinew]

Elon, loved his corona tweets 😄

such a genius

[undone moat]

I genuinely thought it was an onion post for a while

[clever vessel]

What's an onion post

Is it like a light post

Except it makes you cry

And doesn't give out light

So you're just in the dark

Crying

[undone moat]

pissing out your eyes

[open bane]

yes the genius tweets such as "FREE AMERICA" and "stocks too high lol"

[clever vessel]

Thank you

[open bane]

tender

[sterile tartan]

That made me yawn

[glad cypress]

no

[dusty magnet]

[sterile tartan]

[glad cypress]

Fuc

Fucc

[dusty magnet]

https://tenor.com/0vOF.gif

[sterile tartan]

[undone moat]

skreeeeeeeseeee

@sterile tartan butts

[glad cypress]

Done.

[sterile tartan]

Butts

[undone moat]

I have completed my WORK

and now it is time for vibo james

[sterile tartan]

I have like eight different books saved to add to my Kindle over time

[undone moat]

sport

[sterile tartan]

As I finish other thins

Things

[undone moat]

what should I PLAY

[sterile tartan]

Uhhhhhh

Idk

[undone moat]

I'm feeling vr

vr stream?

[dusty magnet]

Play warzone

it fun

[undone moat]

warzone stinky

[dusty magnet]

no ur stinky

stinky poopoo head

[undone moat]

you're probably right

[sterile tartan]

I'm stinky

[undone moat]

I smell like

bed

[glad cypress]

Okay.

[sterile tartan]

I smell like I need a shower

[glad cypress]

Why do you smell like

bed

[undone moat]

because I was in my bed

then I got up and did work

[sterile tartan]

I'm all weird feeling cuz I took Benadryl last night

Head is kinda fuzzy

[dusty magnet]

He is watching me at all times

[undone moat]

nice pussy

[dusty magnet]

Unsay that.

[glad cypress]

What resolution/refresh rate are those?

[dusty magnet]

Left: 1080P 60HZ, Middle: 1080P 144HZ, Right: 1080P 75HZ

Update: I'm going to eat Doritos.

[undone moat]

my plans to play vr games have been ruined

:(

[glad cypress]

Why???

[undone moat]

sister's gonna take a nap

[dry bison]

Does your sister sleep in VR?

[undone moat]

no

but the room which I do vr stuff is right next to her bedroom

and she's a very light sleeper

[dry bison]

Tell her to nap somewhere else

Tell her in a nice way

[undone moat]

where? there's only 2 rooms in this apartment

[dry bison]

Like volunteer your room

[dusty magnet]

"Don't nap in your room"

[undone moat]

she ain't gonna sleep in my room

[dry bison]

Does it smell like ass?

I saw you delete that hah

[undone moat]

last time I posted something like that Spirit almost pulled the trigger so I'm gonna keep my mouth shut

[mint spear]

ayyy my gpa got bumped up to an 8.7/9.0 lmao

They put in the wrong grade for my philosophy

skrt skrt

[arctic eagle]

Cool now work for me

[dry bison]

Someone who has a lower GPA must've graded you

[sterile tartan]

[arctic eagle]

Milk work for me

For the man behind the slaughter

[dry bison]

Milk works for everyone. Milk does a body.

[mint spear]

😌

[undone moat]

https://tenor.com/2aHB.gif

current mood

[dry bison]

Oh. I thought that was Milk doing a body good.

[sterile tartan]

My mom took this picture

[undone moat]

V E H I C L E

[mint spear]

it do be vehicling

[dry bison]

"I ain't no corporate slag" buys a bumper sticker

[undone moat]

oh MOTHERFUCKER

I JUST REMEMBER WHAT I FORGOT

DGOD TDANTMAIJF

[sterile tartan]

Fothermucker

[undone moat]

GRRRRRRRRRRRR

I FORGOT THE CRT MONITOR

[sterile tartan]

Heck

[dry bison]

Keep forgetting it. Cathode ray tubes are for hobos

We used to smash those for fun in electronics

was in the electronics club

[sterile tartan]

My mom was mean to me in my dream and I feel poopy but also it wasn't real so I'm only mad at my dream

[undone moat]

I need it for something

[arctic eagle]

Hat

[undone moat]

no

[dry bison]

hahahaha

[arctic eagle]

U missing out bruv

[undone moat]

old game systems

[sterile tartan]

Underpants

[dry bison]

Interesting

[clever vessel]

Thats not a vehicle that's a car

[undone moat]

I COULD hook it up to the hdtv but it doesn't work right

[arctic eagle]

Oh thinking of starting your speedrun career

Remember to get the Japanese systems

[dry bison]

You just want to upscale VGA to HDMI?

[undone moat]

think of a vr headset but both lenses are CRT monitors

that... might exist?

hang on

[glad cypress]

I doubt it.

[dry bison]

I used to watch a youtuber who covered old console systems, like the original atari and coleco vision who upscaled vga

[undone moat]

huh, I swore these were based on crts but I guess not http://www.retro-vr.co.uk/test/1000CS.html?LMCL=stx4K5

[dry bison]

That's a whole other level of fanaticism

next level vr

[undone moat]

early VR technology is fascinating

[dry bison]

They have the walking ones. I saw "Smarter Every Day" covering new-age VR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvu5FxKuqdQ

[undone moat]

okay looking at it from the side I have no idea where I got the crt assumption from

[dry bison]

Looks sick af

[arctic eagle]

Usually western versions have faster text, but the Japanese games are known to include a ton of bugs and exploits which can be used to get further faster

[dusty magnet]

Mmm

Got jelly on my carrots

[sterile tartan]

Sonic has glitches to skip like entire levels

[undone moat]

ahhhhhh, the 90s was fascinating

IIRC elysium never made it to production

but STILL

[sterile tartan]

Gonna go to the bank today

[undone moat]

I'm gonna take

a shower

[glad cypress]

I’m gonna take

a walk

[dusty magnet]

PIVRS

[fickle obsidian]

WALK ON THE MOON

[dusty magnet]

Moonwalk

[undone moat]

GIANT STEPS ARE WHAT YOU TAKE

WALKING ON THE MOON

[sterile tartan]

The siren goes off every day at noon (2 minutes before technically) and today it sounded different. Like it was a layered sequence of sirens that was spooky

[sterile tartan]

I saw the post that's actually from her too, she had all that stuff already and made thr costume with only stuff at her house

[arctic eagle]

She uh

Cool costume but how does she go down the aisles

[sterile tartan]

Carefully

[undone moat]

I gave returned from my shower

[arctic eagle]

Go back in

[fickle obsidian]

yes

[undone moat]

but

I'm clean

and if I go back my sister will get mad because I'll be wasting the hot water

[fickle obsidian]

we just said go back in

what you do from there is down to your imagination

[undone moat]

a

[arctic eagle]

Get in the shower you dirty boy

Your outside is clean but I can sense something amiss

[undone moat]

A

how about you join me, woop

[arctic eagle]

I have a tendency to get violent in the shower and you will very much perish beneath my might

[undone moat]

not if you perish first

[arctic eagle]

Interesting

Someone should tell you humans that empty threats are worth nothing

[fickle obsidian]

but nothing is worth everything when facing the gods/eldritch beings

it is their very antithesis

[glad cypress]

Computerman is a nasty-smelling boy.

[undone moat]

welp

the hangnail in my toe pissed me off so I ripped it out

[arctic eagle]

Your toe?

[undone moat]

the hangnail

[arctic eagle]

Damn boring

[fickle obsidian]

smh can't believe u didn't rip the piss outta urself

[arctic eagle]

Yo that'd be so cool

[mint spear]

why, and how would you rip the piss out of yourself

wouldn't it be better to just...piss?

[undone moat]

anh, nacho

finally someone with some sense

[fickle obsidian]

why: to find inner peace
how: channeling the spirits of fluid to relieve yourself of the piss that it may return to its true Form

Fluid is the True Form, and in it, so too may piss may find inner peace, rejoining the whole

[mint spear]

Leon

go back to bed

[fickle obsidian]

I AM THE BED

[arctic eagle]

Piss as a solid is just kidney stones

[fickle obsidian]

Piss as solid is the heresy of the Form

This is why it causes suffering to the Host and itself

It wishes to flow yet it cannot, it hates itself and lashes out

[arctic eagle]

I haven't heard this much spiritualism since I had tea with Gandhi

[main stirrup]

one of my friends is being really dramatic and its causing me and one of my other friends to have a anxiety attack

[undone moat]

my fingernails are now trimmed and filed

[fickle obsidian]

Filed under what?

[clever vessel]

bankruptcy

[arctic eagle]

Fuck I'm so sorry bro

[undone moat]

hmmmm.

[glad cypress]

Doesn’t it suck when you’re murdered?? #relatable

[sterile tartan]

I generate static electricity

[undone moat]

you ever stand up then feel like a bubble is rising up your insides

[sterile tartan]

Mhm

[lament ginkgo]

Can't say I have experienced that particular oddity

[glad cypress]

Just happened.

[sterile tartan]

Happyyyyy

Beltane

[glad cypress]

Sorry what?

[sterile tartan]

Pagan things

Basically a celebration of new life tho

[glad cypress]

Gotcha.

[sterile tartan]

On that note!

Our cherry tree

[glad cypress]

Quite pretty.

[undone moat]

cut it down

george washington will rise from his grave

I'm watching a dude give water to tarantulas

dfjkl;s;ajkl;jkfjkafsdjk

nope.

[open bane]

slurp

[undone moat]

IT'S HISSING

NOPE

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

[sterile tartan]

Why would I cut it down

[open bane]

it's just spraying the water playfully don't worry

[undone moat]

SUMMON GEORGE WASHINGTON

[sterile tartan]

But they're delicious yellow cherries and they feed the birds

[fickle obsidian]

birds > George Washington

[sterile tartan]

Yes

[undone moat]

it won't let go of the BOWL

[lament ginkgo]

George Washington > Great Britain's generals

[open bane]

They're all dead and the birds are alive so birds >>>

[sterile tartan]

^^

[undone moat]

god I both love and HATE spiders

[arctic eagle]

All the birds are dead

[lament ginkgo]

Logic is flawless despite GW being a member of humanity and humans outmatch birds in overall population growth since the revolutionary war

[fickle obsidian]

birds also channel the ancestral spirits of dinosaurs to control the weather

[undone moat]

I don't mind them if they're behind a glass but ffhlaskfhkjfasl;jkfh

[open bane]

Yeah but we aren't talking about humans in general we're talking about a specific one who is dead 😎

[sterile tartan]

I have McDonald's

[mint spear]

. o .

share?

[sterile tartan]

Sure ^x^

[mint spear]

:D

[sterile tartan]

Been craving a big mac for like two months and Idk why

[mint spear]

I'm craving one now 🤤

it's been a while lol

[steep pagoda]

Same

[sterile tartan]

Heck

Sorry

[steep pagoda]

About what?

[sterile tartan]

Making people crave stuff

[steep pagoda]

Oh lol. It’s fine

I have a McDonalds right next door anyway

[sterile tartan]

Lol

[steep pagoda]

Just can’t go to it right now for obvious reasons...

[sterile tartan]

Oh so we used to live next to Pizza Hut and my mom was pregnant and they still refused to deliver to her even though she was like 8 months pregnant

[steep pagoda]

Lol

Pretty cool

Pizza Hut is kind of pricey though

[sterile tartan]

Like. They would have to take three minutes out of their day to walk over

She had to go in, and she bitched about it the whole time

[steep pagoda]

They might as well deliver if it’s that close. Just have one of the employees walk over to the house

[sterile tartan]

Yeah exactly

"Hi it hurts to walk please bring my pizza over"

no

[steep pagoda]

That’s annoying. Doesn’t matter now though since you guys don’t live there anymore

[fickle obsidian]

they don't realize it but they cursed themselves by being rude like that

every little incident there is from the Curse

[sterile tartan]

Clouds

[fickle obsidian]

wispy

[sterile tartan]

This whole area looks like a default Microsoft wallpaper

Pretty sure at least a few were pictures taken around here actually

[glad cypress]

Ah SmallMushy desktop backgrounds.

[sterile tartan]

This road has a traffic sign that says no traffic signs

[mint spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/146101654981312513/705906286331428917/0501201518a.jpg

windows xp background

HD

[sterile tartan]

Hah

[silent wagon]

Holy fuck I forgot how good Quarter Pounders are

[mint spear]

you ever just look at yourself in the mirror and be like damn I'm super fuckin ripped

[sterile tartan]

Nope

[mint spear]

I look at the mirror and be like damn I'm super fuckin skinny

[sterile tartan]

I look in the mirror and be like...

[mint spear]

damn can't relate since I'm super jacked

[sterile tartan]

Congrats, Mr. Construction Man

[mint spear]

I'm just be an ass I'm completely average in every aspect tbh

[sterile tartan]

Lol

Okay

[mint spear]

lol

but if I was super jacked

I'm not average 😎

I'm below average

😎 😎 😎 😎

I'd totally be an ass about it

if I had an ass

I'd totally have an ass

[sterile tartan]

I think I do

[mint spear]

damn bruh you been reading Sun Tzu

[silent wagon]

I'm a goblin

[mint spear]

I'm a hemoglobin

hemogoblin

[sterile tartan]

A tall-ish goblin

[mint spear]

I'm here to steal your blood

hand it over

[silent wagon]

Tall, skinny, black hole that consumes all food. Aka a goblin

[mint spear]

I didn't know goblins could be lanklets

[sterile tartan]

I literally just went

[mint spear]

Soul

[sterile tartan]

In real life

[mint spear]

I am the same

lol

how tall are you Soul

[silent wagon]

I c o n s u m e

[mint spear]

are you a chameleon spirit

I must see what I'm up against

[silent wagon]

5'10-ish

[sterile tartan]

Yes

[mint spear]

hAh

SMALL

I am beeg man

6'3

you are tiny man

[silent wagon]

Hobgoblin

[mint spear]

I laugh at you tiny man

Hah

[sterile tartan]

I once hung out with a dude who was 6'7

[mint spear]

there I laughed at you

[silent wagon]

Ur a hobgoblin

[mint spear]

ok now I'm small

im 5'6"

[sterile tartan]

He turned out to be a fuckboi and had no pets

[mint spear]

smh

no pets is gay

wait I'm gay

FRICK

[sterile tartan]

I thought you be bi

[mint spear]

ok I'm half-gay

speaking of pets

I do have a pet

but she's halfway across the world

[sterile tartan]

I'm like 85% gay

[glad cypress]

I’m like 0% gay.

[mint spear]

I'm probably around that percent lol

no wait

the Spirit percent

[glad cypress]

But 0% straight.

[mint spear]

not Marm's percent

[sterile tartan]

The other 15% is Soul and Chris Hemsworth

[silent wagon]

LMAO

[mint spear]

oof

[undone moat]

I farted.

[glad cypress]

Yo wut? Did you swap body parts or something?

[mint spear]

so do they share the 15%?

my doggo broke the sound barrier

or do they split it up

[sterile tartan]

Good job PCman

[glad cypress]

I am proud of him.

[mint spear]

soul gets 7.5% and Chris gets 7.5%

[sterile tartan]

Soul is 10% of it

[mint spear]

ah

[sterile tartan]

Funny thing, I met Soul right after I'd sworn off dating men

[mint spear]

lol

[silent wagon]

I snarfed a Quarter Pounder and am currently working through a medium fry, imma be in a food coma within an hour 😩

[mint spear]

guess that Soul's 10% was enough to change your mind :3

[undone moat]

classic soul

[sterile tartan]

Guess so lol

[mint spear]

weakling soul

a quarter pounder with cheese ?

I burn off three slices of cake and a full meal just by sitting here typing to you

[sterile tartan]

His friends said he still counts as a girl

[mint spear]

LOL

you know what the call those in france

@silent wagon sir how do you feel about this savage comment? 🎙️

[silent wagon]

A royale with cheese

@mint spear

[mint spear]

can soul even hear me

[silent wagon]

No

[mint spear]

helloooooo

is anyone in there?
knocks on soul's head

[silent wagon]

Who's there

[undone moat]

conk

[mint spear]

pizza delivery guy

[silent wagon]

False, we don't get pizza delivery this far away from town

[mint spear]

you're right, I'm here to rob you of your blood

now open up

or else

[silent wagon]

Open up what 😏

[mint spear]

u-uh

nevermind

🏃

[undone moat]

my l;ower abdomen

[mint spear]

NO-

STOP

S T O P

https://tenor.com/view/stop-jontron-gif-5948173

[silent wagon]

No no, buy me a drink and come back 😉 @mint spear

[mint spear]

remember when pizza came in 30 minutes or it was free

[undone moat]

I'm playing a game of minecraft and it is chronically not fun

I want to sleep

[mint spear]

I can't drink legally

[glad cypress]

Loser.

[mint spear]

This just in: Soul supports underaged drinking

[silent wagon]

I didn't say to get you one, smh

[glad cypress]

Nacho is a baby.

[mint spear]

@glad cypress this coming from the guy who won't say his age

[glad cypress]

Yes.

[mint spear]

I drink legally illegally now what

U baby

[glad cypress]

I got kicked off a server with a hail of “okay boomer”s.

If you must know.

[mint spear]

you won't get kicked here lol

Hex is big boomer

[silent wagon]

Marmalade has a shelf life of one year

[mint spear]

oh no

TOS states you can't be on discord

[glad cypress]

Actually...

It can survive for longer than 1 year.

It just isn’t safe.

[silent wagon]

Three months if you open the jar

[mint spear]

doesn't tos allow 13yos or something ridiculous

and steam I think

because child predators or something maybe

[glad cypress]

Hahahaha like that’s stopped ‘em.

[silent wagon]

I think I'd rather die than talk to a 13 year old anywhere tbh

[mint spear]

soul

I'm going to murder you

[glad cypress]

Why?

[silent wagon]

Promise

[mint spear]

I'm going to make a 13 year old talk to him

I actually have an australian 13 year old friend

he's pretty cool

a bit of a minge but that's just how it goes lol

[silent wagon]

No no, you threatened to murder me. Don't make a boi a promise if you can't keep it 😩

[sterile tartan]

An stinky boi

[mint spear]

I didn't promise

My youngest sibling is 17 that's bad enough

[glad cypress]

I love shield bugs!

They be cute!

[mint spear]

@sterile tartan stinky boy? I didn't know you were doing soul face reveals

[sterile tartan]

Haha

[glad cypress]

Oh wow.

[mint spear]

haha, my dying brain made joke

[glad cypress]

Wanna see my ||gr||ass?

[sterile tartan]

I tried to give it water and it jumped into a bush

[undone moat]

OH MY GOD I CAN USE BROWN MAGIC

[mint spear]

🥬

[undone moat]

IN THIS MODPACK

[glad cypress]

How?

[undone moat]

B R O W N

[mint spear]

COMPUTERMAN NOOOO

[sterile tartan]

Poop

💩

[glad cypress]

teehee

[mint spear]

haha poop

she said the p word

[glad cypress]

Poopooo peepee

[mint spear]

haha peepeepooopooo

hivemind

[glad cypress]

Yes.

[sterile tartan]

My stomach is gonna explode

[undone moat]

why

[glad cypress]

Good for it.

It will explode into SONG!!

And finally express itself.

[sterile tartan]

I ate ALL the big mac and all the fries with it and I haven't eaten that much in one sitting in a while

[glad cypress]

laughs in beans and rice

[undone moat]

rip

I'm hungry

[sterile tartan]

I

[glad cypress]

Eat beans and rice. Done.

[sterile tartan]

Want my kindle but it's downstairs and if I go downstairs I won't come back up

[undone moat]

use astral projection to grab an egg

I mean the kindel

lerledsfrk

stroke,

[sterile tartan]

Uh

John

Are you okay

[undone moat]

Yes.

[glad cypress]

I think he had a stroke.

[sterile tartan]

Why isnt there a sequel for Dust

[glad cypress]

Why isn’t there a PC 2?

Why isn’t there a sequel to Half Life 2??

AARGH. I hate Valve now.

[sterile tartan]

Play Bear Party: Adventure

[dry bison]

https://tenor.com/view/gavin-free-vomit-rtpodcast-achievement-hunter-rooster-teeth-gif-11654444

I don't like those bugs

[ripe jackal]

why is sean murray throwing up

[dry bison]

Stinky bois

[glad cypress]

What is that GIF from?

[undone moat]

I asked my sister to buy me a cheeseburger and she didn't :(

[ripe jackal]

make her into a cheeseburger

[glad cypress]

Or y’know maybe, uh... Not?

And make her into sausage instead.

[sterile tartan]

pokes general voice

[mint spear]

next time she asks you for a cheeseburger, get her a McChicken instead

[eternal thorn]

Would be doin her a favor, mcchickens are better.

For fast food, at least.

[dry bison]

Comparing McDonalds food is like cheering on the quality of shitting in the pool. "Dude, this shit floats. It's better!"

"But this shit spreads out farther, covers more 'ground'"

"This shit smells stronger tho!"

"This shit got more hang-time"

You want revenge, when she asks for McDonalds, get her gas station reheats

That mystery meat they tell you throw in a microwave

[undone moat]

lmao I'm not mad at her guys

[dry bison]

Ooooh, look at this guy. Loves his sister, and shit.

[clever vessel]

ew gross

[glad cypress]

Computerman??

Gross???

That's news.

[undone moat]

I FUCKING BROKE IT

FUUUUUUUCK

[glad cypress]

What?

HEYYYY

I CAN SEE THE BARF GIF

FUCK

HELP ME GET IT OFF MY SCREEN PLS NACHO

I DON'T WANT TO SPAM BUT A WARNING IS WORTH IT

Hell even getting banned.

You can't hide from me Nacho I saw you typinh.

[mint spear]

Hi

Say bye to gif

[glad cypress]

Thank goodness it's off of my screen.