#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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undone moat
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computerman smells a flower and fucking DIES

fleet orbit
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:(

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:)

mint spear
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Wifi passwords be like

main stirrup
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when i get money im gonna get untitled goose game

sterile tartan
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Good plan

undone moat
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oh man

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I sat on my leg and now it's numb

dusty magnet
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john dont do that

sterile tartan
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I sat on the floor and now the floor is numb

dusty magnet
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i sat on my chair and now my chair is numb

undone moat
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I sat on the floor and I fell through it

gaunt reef
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I lie on the bed and I

undone moat
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sleep

mint spear
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Bye

undone moat
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uh

dusty magnet
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aw hex i was reading that ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

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looked like a good read!

main stirrup
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shall i change my name to owowatcher?

mint spear
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You can still read it though.

undone moat
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me too :(

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I just saw a take care of yourself

sterile tartan
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He walk

main stirrup
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that cat be going fast

mint spear
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`lol hi im mike just got banned by nyx just wanted to say lmao wtf is this a warning then a ban lmaoo ok my last words will be Computerman
take care of your self and LEAVE SOME NATCHO FOR THE OTHERS
Lakitu
be more aggressive gurl your a mod now you should be just like MsAethena heartless beast
Hexagonal its been honor to work with you sir thanks for making me be a better person
Singular Gleam and UselessUK
thanks for your guidance through the whole game i really appreciate it :)
Sohail
early happy birthday sorry i didn't bring u a gift xd
MsAethena
through all the fights and warnings i managed to get myself comfortable around such an admin that has an eye in every corner in the server, like jeez wtf take some rest people try to do some crimes here
and finally
Nyxara
im sorry for what happened but i guess thats it go ban me after people finish reading all this crap i said.

see ya all `

main stirrup
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hmmm

dusty magnet
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that was interesting

undone moat
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"leave some natcho for the others"

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tf does that mean

main stirrup
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aethena scares me

dusty magnet
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dont eat all the nachos

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obv

undone moat
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too late.

dusty magnet
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@main stirrup good

main stirrup
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i ate all the hotdogs

sterile tartan
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Gasp

main stirrup
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and all the hotcats

sterile tartan
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g a s p

main stirrup
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and all the mustard

sterile tartan
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Smh

undone moat
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aethena is like that one friend that scares the shit out of you: you love her, but you're always afraid she's gonna snap you like a twig if you look at her wrong

main stirrup
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and all the tomatos

undone moat
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no offense aethena โค๏ธ

night bobcat
main stirrup
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i do feel like aethena could snap me in half like a kit kat

undone moat
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k-kink- no.

dusty magnet
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๐ŸŽต Break me off a piece of that kitkat bar ๐ŸŽต

sterile tartan
mint spear
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Kinda hurt to trigger than ban tbh but rules is rules. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

main stirrup
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and it scares me

undone moat
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@mint spear explain?

main stirrup
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it has been done

sterile tartan
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mOwOn

main stirrup
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yes?

sterile tartan
undone moat
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mOwOn sounds a bit too much like "moron" if you ask me

sterile tartan
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Mowoon

undone moat
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that sounds better

fickle obsidian
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aethena hasn't snapped me in two yet and i've been trying in the politest ways ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

main stirrup
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change my name to Mowoon

sterile tartan
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More like maroon the way I read it in the first place

undone moat
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maroon 5

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mambo number 5

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steel wheels!

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steel wheels!

main stirrup
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ill change it if we get 3 thumbs up

sterile tartan
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mOwOon

undone moat
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steely wheely automobilely!

mint spear
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๐Ÿ™Œ

undone moat
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I just placed my cold hand on my hot back and felt all the skin in my body get chills

mint spear
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Meow

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So fucking meow

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Wait where'd it go

undone moat
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it died

mint spear
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Nice

undone moat
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the photo, not the cat

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I'm sure the cat is fine

dusty magnet
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uwu moment

main stirrup
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it has been done

sterile tartan
main stirrup
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cat

undone moat
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MOTION B L U R

sterile tartan
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He won't hold still lol

untold venture
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meow? ๐Ÿฑ

mint spear
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I like Souls sandals.

main stirrup
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pick up the cat or at least try?

mint spear
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Eat the cat

main stirrup
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no

mint spear
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Be the cat

sterile tartan
main stirrup
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bad milk

undone moat
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wait.

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Just doing some thinking here.

mint spear
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I love kitties

sterile tartan
main stirrup
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meow

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mow

mint spear
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Ngl my favourite critters

sterile tartan
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Butthead cat

main stirrup
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mw

undone moat
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Could you touch a frictionless object?

main stirrup
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no

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jk

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yes you can

mint spear
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his/her tail is so beautiful holy shit tbh @sterile tartan

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Nice stripes ngl

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Solid 92/100

main stirrup
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solid 9900/100 for me

sterile tartan
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Silver tabby boi

main stirrup
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however im allergic to cats

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we have 2 cats

undone moat
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guess what's back

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it's the urge to climb things

main stirrup
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:(

undone moat
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the inner monkey god demands ascension

main stirrup
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climbing sounds

icy cloak
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never

main stirrup
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SCREEEEEE

sterile tartan
arctic eagle
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Be evil

main stirrup
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aw

arctic eagle
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Be scary

main stirrup
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cute

undone moat
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lakitu is aethena's balance

main stirrup
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you know what we need here

arctic eagle
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Anyway I came in here to make a penis joke but I forgot

icy cloak
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yin and yang

main stirrup
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a badmin

sterile tartan
arctic eagle
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Oh yeah computer man say that monkey god thing again

main stirrup
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like a trolling admin

undone moat
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where aethena will rip you in two, lakitu will come through and stitch you back together

icy cloak
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This is true

arctic eagle
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Well if you stitch a corpse together it's still a corpse

main stirrup
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also @icy cloak if i send you a image will you post it here?

icy cloak
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It's a nice looking corpse

main stirrup
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or in othergames

undone moat
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wH

sterile tartan
icy cloak
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Yes I will post it

arctic eagle
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I

main stirrup
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one moment

arctic eagle
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Assume you're good a sewing then??

undone moat
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she's that one nurse from pokemon

fickle obsidian
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chansey

undone moat
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she chucks us all in a machine and it does the healing

arctic eagle
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If I sewed two halves of a corpse together it'd look like that fucking

icy cloak
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lmao

arctic eagle
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The woman from Nightmare Before Christmas, Sally, if you pulled her apart a bit

icy cloak
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I don't sew but I have knit a beanie before

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I will knit your corpse a beanie

arctic eagle
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So the threads were reeeeaaal loose

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Can you knit me a beanie please

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Actually

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Knit me some gloves

undone moat
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I can sew a bit

arctic eagle
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Hold on I'll send you my size

icy cloak
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Tbh If I could afford to send international packages I would send you all gifts for your bdays

mint spear
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Im not international ๐Ÿ˜Ž

undone moat
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though I'm very clumsy with the needle and my fingers will have a bunch of holes in them by the end of it

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there's a reason I keep first aid kits with me almost everywhere I go

sterile tartan
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Corpse-infected punctures

arctic eagle
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holy FUCK ten inches

mint spear
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Damn

sterile tartan
undone moat
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how did you get the size of my

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uh.

icy cloak
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no.

sterile tartan
undone moat
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what's 10 inches that isn't an innuendo?

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FACK

arctic eagle
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If I stretch my hand out as far as I can and measure from the tip of my thumb to the tip of my pinky, it's 10 inches

icy cloak
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Don't encourage him

mint spear
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yeah let's keep the pants on in here guys

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K thanks

fickle obsidian
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rip

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computerman doesn't do pants

undone moat
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my... giant spoon?!?....

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๐Ÿค”

mint spear
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No

arctic eagle
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The diameter of your

mint spear
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Talk about computers or some shit

arctic eagle
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stomach??

icy cloak
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Monitor

mint spear
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Smh my head

arctic eagle
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That's a small monitor

fickle obsidian
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smol fellow wears 10 inch waist size pants

undone moat
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the girth of my graphics card??????

mint spear
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Size 30 pants gang

undone moat
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ayyyyyy

torpid dust
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LMAO

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just saw the ping

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fucking big brain

icy cloak
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For a moment I got women's sizes and men's sizes mixed up

undone moat
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if I may ask, what happened to mike?

mint spear
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Beaned

torpid dust
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he got warned 4 times

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4th warn is a ban

icy cloak
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yeeted

undone moat
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oh

mint spear
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Yeah

arctic eagle
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Who is mike

undone moat
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what did he get warned for?

arctic eagle
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Mike is a very common name

sterile tartan
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Being r00d

icy cloak
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for everything tbh

mint spear
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So much red here damn

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yh

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It's wack

undone moat
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more red in here than a butcher shop

icy cloak
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p o w e r

sterile tartan
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Now it's christmas

mint spear
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Pretty much

dusty magnet
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Mod power

undone moat
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the green is the stomach bile

mint spear
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Only like 320 days till christmas holy shit

undone moat
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from removing the stomach

mint spear
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Hype

sterile tartan
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Month and a half until my birthday

arctic eagle
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white time

main stirrup
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check othergames for more cats

arctic eagle
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Spirit what do you wnat for your birthday

mint spear
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2 weeks till my bday

arctic eagle
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I can get you anything

mint spear
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๐Ÿ†

icy cloak
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GET Y'ALL

mint spear
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Peace and quiet

sterile tartan
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Sliiiiiimmmmeeee

mint spear
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Tbh

icy cloak
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Everyone has birthday's soon

main stirrup
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my bday is in december

sterile tartan
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Raaaannnnccccher

mint spear
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Would be nice

arctic eagle
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Lak I'm a very simple girl to buy for

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Just give me all of your money

undone moat
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3 months until the date of my assembly

mint spear
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And by girl he means 35yo man

arctic eagle
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And I'll love you forever wooplove

sterile tartan
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I don't need anything aaa don't worry

mint spear
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๐Ÿช

arctic eagle
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Wait spirit you want slime rancher

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HMMM

sterile tartan
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I have it

arctic eagle
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oh

main stirrup
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nice

sterile tartan
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Sorry

undone moat
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the only thing I need is the one thing you cannot provide

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I'll let you answer that

main stirrup
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have you tryed modding it?

sterile tartan
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No

main stirrup
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have you beaten it?

mint spear
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What is this, 20 questions?

icy cloak
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@undone moat Hugs because you won't accept them

sterile tartan
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Don't know if I can on Xbox anyway

Close but not quite

main stirrup
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no

undone moat
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actually

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tbh

arctic eagle
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Actually milk I'm only like

undone moat
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I wouldn't mind a hug

icy cloak
sterile tartan
icy cloak
arctic eagle
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Well technically my age is a number humans can't perceive

main stirrup
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i would also like a hug please

mint spear
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Dude same

icy cloak
mint spear
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Not to the hug

main stirrup
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yay

icy cloak
mint spear
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Oh god oh fuck

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Help

undone moat
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just don't make it awkward

sterile tartan
icy cloak
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Everyone gets a hug

arctic eagle
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But the nearest possible number is 4,533,859,203

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So I'm 4,533,859,203

mint spear
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Hot

main stirrup
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im older then time itself

mint spear
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Damn, only 4.5 billion eh?

icy cloak
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I still don't know what even Woop is and I'm tempted to call them "it" as a pronoun

mint spear
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Not that old are ye

undone moat
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my age is

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something

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I forget

icy cloak
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yw

undone moat
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ye

mint spear
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Woop is an it that doesnt like christmas

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And hates whoville

sterile tartan
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Woop is an interdimensional being that some call a god

undone moat
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I'd fuck a god

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I'd fuck cthulu

main stirrup
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no

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stop

sterile tartan
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Yikes

arctic eagle
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You would, but you couldn't

icy cloak
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you'd fuck anything tbh

main stirrup
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just stop

undone moat
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I'll fuck [x]

arctic eagle
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We have standards

mint spear
undone moat
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wOw

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Are you saying I'm not GOOD enough?!?

sterile tartan
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It's okay PCman

main stirrup
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i just now found out i have 408 steam games

undone moat
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this is exactly how shit like god of war starts

icy cloak
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You want it to happen, don't even lie

undone moat
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me? nooooo

arctic eagle
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No

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You're not GOD enough

sterile tartan
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I accept steam games as gifts
They have to be able to work on Win7

main stirrup
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ok

arctic eagle
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Hold on let me check my fucking

main stirrup
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ill see what i can do

arctic eagle
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humble

sterile tartan
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nodontpls

main stirrup
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wait like 8 days and i can get you something i think

arctic eagle
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Don't worry I'll only give you things I already have and don't want

sterile tartan
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Oh okay

undone moat
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if you REALLY want to gift me shit, I'm always on the hunt for vr games

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but don't really do that

main stirrup
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slimerancher vr

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try it

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its calm

undone moat
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I've heard that new walking dead vr game is good

arctic eagle
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Oh HERE WE GO

sterile tartan
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April 2 is my actual birthday btw
A stupid day really

undone moat
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I want to try it

arctic eagle
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Would you like No Time To Explain and Lovely Planet?

main stirrup
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aw s*** here we go again

sterile tartan
arctic eagle
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ok here they come happy birthday

sterile tartan
main stirrup
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ok so guys i had an idea

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im gonna play some garrys mod

arctic eagle
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Good idea

main stirrup
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i want you guys to decide what ill make

fickle obsidian
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if you're not playing as gary the snail what are you even playing

arctic eagle
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SNAIL BOB

main stirrup
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so what should i make?

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i have inbetween 400/800 mods

icy cloak
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Make Computerman

main stirrup
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alright

icy cloak
main stirrup
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give me something to work off of please

mint spear
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A man that's a computer.

icy cloak
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Man with computer face

main stirrup
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alright

icy cloak
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Also yells a lot

jaunty copper
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lol

main stirrup
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can do

sterile tartan
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test

icy cloak
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test

arctic eagle
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test

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what are we testing

icy cloak
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Science

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Sociology-- if enough people randomly say the same word, others will join in

undone moat
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testicles

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also WHY MAKE ME

sterile tartan
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I was testing my wifi

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It was being rude

night bobcat
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Smack it

sterile tartan
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I did, it straightened up real quick

undone moat
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I've gotta pee so fucking badly and the bathroom is occupied

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aaaaaaaaaaaaa

sterile tartan
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Oh heck

icy cloak
arctic eagle
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Pee in front of it

mint spear
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Damn

arctic eagle
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then bite the other person if they cross your pee

mint spear
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Nice

icy cloak
sterile tartan
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Exactly

main stirrup
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its been done

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ill send it to you

sterile tartan
night bobcat
main stirrup
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it has been made

mint spear
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Lmao

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๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘

sterile tartan
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Beauty incarnate

main stirrup
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someone should pin that

undone moat
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a

sterile tartan
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Can't, too many pins

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I tried

night bobcat
icy cloak
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omg I love it

main stirrup
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yes

sterile tartan
undone moat
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another one for the fanart folder

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I'll share that with you all some day

icy cloak
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I will endeavour to earn that honour

arctic eagle
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hand over your fan art folder

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at least all the nsfw stuff

sterile tartan
undone moat
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I got no nsfw art

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do NOT get any ideas.

sterile tartan
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Hah

undone moat
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oh yeah I just remembered

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if my sister's not sleeping I'm gonna try streaming vr again

icy cloak
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stop streaming when I can't watch ahhhhh

main stirrup
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i will be there

undone moat
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probably more boneworks, I want to bench the 2070

main stirrup
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ill stream some minecraft i guess

undone moat
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@icy cloak I might stream on the weekend if that works better for you

sterile tartan
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I'll stream nothing

icy cloak
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nahh weekends are always busy with work

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I'll hop in when I can.

sterile tartan
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I'm terrible at streaming

arctic eagle
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ayy another person who works on weekends

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Gotta love that lack of social life HUH

undone moat
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it really depends upon if my sister is in the apt and sleeping because A.) I dont want to wake her up and B.) I don't want to look like a complete idiot in front of her

icy cloak
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I CANNOT wait to graduate and actually have free time

mint spear
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It'll be worth it.

arctic eagle
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Wait do you just mean schoolwork or jobwork

icy cloak
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both man, both

arctic eagle
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damn it really do be like that

icy cloak
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I work my job on weekends and a few weekdays and do uni work EVERY WAKING HOUR

arctic eagle
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HOLY FUCK

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I only do weekends, I left college two years ago

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I'm gonna start voluntary work as a special constable soon but other then that, too much free time

undone moat
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heh.

arctic eagle
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But nobody to spend that free time with

icy cloak
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๐Ÿ’”

fickle obsidian
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i spend free time with myself

undone moat
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I haven't been to college in like 2 years now.

sterile tartan
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I'll spend time with you

main stirrup
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hey Lakitu are you watching?

undone moat
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heh. heh heh.

sterile tartan
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OMW

arctic eagle
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SPIRIT I' MFLATTERED

icy cloak
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lol no I forgot to disconnect @main stirrup

main stirrup
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ah

arctic eagle
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but i mean people who are physical

sterile tartan
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Haha

icy cloak
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Leon's living his best life tbh

arctic eagle
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Wait compy did you graduate or leave?

sterile tartan
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I have... Just Soul generally

fickle obsidian
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||woop wants to get physical||

icy cloak
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@sterile tartan And murphy and jasper

night bobcat
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That isn't a spoiler

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Everyone knows

sterile tartan
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Oh yes. Them too, and Rufus (doggo)

arctic eagle
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let's get PHYSICAL

undone moat
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@arctic eagle it's complicated

arctic eagle
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oh fair

undone moat
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I more or less dropped out

arctic eagle
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More or less?

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In my case, I just stopped turning up one day

undone moat
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apparently I'm still enrolled - I still get emails, phone notifications, etc - but I haven't actually been there in 2 years

arctic eagle
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Ahh, okay

icy cloak
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So you basically get to spy on your college

short saddle
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How exciting

undone moat
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spy isn't the right word

short saddle
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๐Ÿ’

icy cloak
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Hello Baba!

undone moat
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more just reminded that it exists

short saddle
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Hello

arctic eagle
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If I decided to stay I'd probably be in Uni studying law atm

short saddle
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How doing

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?

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Boing!

icy cloak
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tired

arctic eagle
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But I left and decided to carve my own path

icy cloak
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Sleepy Lak

arctic eagle
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I am POWERFUL always

night bobcat
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๐Ÿต

arctic eagle
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Never feeling tired never feeling weak only feeling power

short saddle
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LAK OF SLEEP

icy cloak
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Gleam I'm drinking tea rn :D

undone moat
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shoutout to that one time I found an ethernet cable with water dripping out from inside the cable

arctic eagle
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what tea

undone moat
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tea tea

arctic eagle
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as i am a brit you must tell me it is a crime to not tell me

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Long live the queen

undone moat
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AW FUCK THAT'S RIGHT I GOTTA PISS

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BRB

sterile tartan
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Lol

icy cloak
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oh sorry

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Peppermint Black Tea

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As always

short saddle
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Take ur mobile device with you!

arctic eagle
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very fancy

short saddle
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Remember to wash yout hands

night bobcat
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Tasty

icy cloak
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I love my peppermint black tea

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Black tea is the best imo

fickle obsidian
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cold or warm? thonk

icy cloak
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Warm

short saddle
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Oh crap

icy cloak
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Always hot tea

fickle obsidian
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hmm

icy cloak
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Even summer.

undone moat
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A

icy cloak
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a

fickle obsidian
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but can be had either way, yeah?

icy cloak
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yess

night bobcat
undone moat
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OH

arctic eagle
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I've never had peppermint tea

undone moat
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@icy cloak I got stella to bark

arctic eagle
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I usually go with regular black or earl grey

undone moat
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for like the first time

icy cloak
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s t e l l a

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What did you do?

undone moat
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I was playing around with her

short saddle
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Doode

undone moat
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and I took her favorite toy

short saddle
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Not cool

undone moat
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I gave it back

short saddle
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Uff

icy cloak
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good

fickle obsidian
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i like my drinks cold so tea has always made me kinda squinteyes

sterile tartan
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And she did a arf! ?

icy cloak
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Iced tea, as well?

undone moat
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Ice T

icy cloak
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Shhh you tea hater, you don't get to participate in this conversation

fickle obsidian
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i've never had a tea guide

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known folks that drink tea but never asked their preference

sterile tartan
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I like iced tea
And hot tea
And... Tea tea
And coffee tea

icy cloak
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All the teas.

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I am a Tea Expert, if I may say so myself

arctic eagle
#

I like to think I am but I'm really not

icy cloak
#

I would like to be humble in this regard but I am not.

sterile tartan
#

Tea tea meaning actual leaves not a bag

icy cloak
arctic eagle
#

Eat the leaves

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SMOKE THE TEA

short saddle
#

Weed tea

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Big brain

fickle obsidian
#

also always had impression tea is a Process if you want it good and i lean towards grab drink and glug

icy cloak
#

okay what I think you would like is cold Aloe tea drinks

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Just in the bottles.

sterile tartan
#

You can get bottled iced tea, if you really dont wanna do anything

icy cloak
#

Aloe tea is ๐Ÿ’ฏ

sterile tartan
#

O

arctic eagle
#

Oh I prefer black teas

icy cloak
#

Not you, Woop

sterile tartan
#

Jasper just sounded like a squeaky toy

icy cloak
#

Leon is a lazy tea drinker

fickle obsidian
#

lazy drinker

icy cloak
#

lazy

fickle obsidian
#

la

icy cloak
#

l

undone moat
#

HEY

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I NEVER SAID I HATED TEA

icy cloak
#

I thought you did?

undone moat
#

I'VE NEVER HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO TRY IT

icy cloak
#

You always refuse when I offer, though.

undone moat
#

THAT'S CAUSE

#

UB

icy cloak
#

So it's not the tea, It's me? ๐Ÿ’”

undone moat
#

UH

fickle obsidian
#

i mean tbh if i can just prep batches of tea and have it on the ready to pour whenever I'm also down for that

undone moat
#

NO

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IT'S UH

arctic eagle
#

Damn you can't do the thing

sterile tartan
#

You can!

undone moat
#

IT'S COMPLICATED

arctic eagle
#

f

#

Shit

#

Tea is easily available??

fickle obsidian
#

but uhh, how long does it tend to last thonk

icy cloak
#

Tea is literally everywhere??

torpid dust
#

DFNX-17K66

Funimation code for US/CA

arctic eagle
#

Lak you should come over here, Britain is one of the best places for tea

sterile tartan
#

My grandma has always had a jug of iced tea in the fridge. She makes it like twice a week afaik

icy cloak
#

@fickle obsidian Depends how strong you want it

arctic eagle
#

Minus like

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China I guess

icy cloak
#

China: invents tea
Britain: ctsshookeyes

arctic eagle
#

OH YOU CAN

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โ€‹

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GUYS

sterile tartan
#

It's familiar to the point that the one time it was out was scary

fickle obsidian
#

i think i tried black tea once and was cool with it, albeit warmth wasn't my thing

icy cloak
#

Iced black tea isn't bad

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Tbh it's very very refreshing

fickle obsidian
#

i like warm drinks on frostier occasions

arctic eagle
#

I like tea with milk because it's very good

sterile tartan
#

Make black tea in pot. Let cool. Add to jug/pitcher/whatever. Water if It's too strong for you. Sugar to taste. Tea

undone moat
#

Piss 2: The Pissening

fickle obsidian
#

but it's not often cold enough around here for that so ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

icy cloak
#

though I like my tea stronk AS FUCK so I just let the bag steep forever and never add milk or sugar

fickle obsidian
#

so really just make it stronk af for taste ๐Ÿ˜

arctic eagle
#

If you steep it for too long it'll turn bitter

#

I

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Guess you like it like that, huh

undone moat
#

I uh

icy cloak
#

mhm

fickle obsidian
#

hmm

undone moat
#

I like fruit juice.

icy cloak
#

I'm too sweet, I need bitter tea to balance

fickle obsidian
#

lol

arctic eagle
#

Lak I'm goign to make YOU tea

icy cloak
#

JOHN TRY ALOE DRINKS

undone moat
#

I just like fruit juice

sterile tartan
#

I'm caffeine. I need sugar

icy cloak
#

ALOE ALOE ALOE

arctic eagle
#

Aloe you vera much

undone moat
#

I have

sterile tartan
#

Not always in tea

fickle obsidian
#

i should probably take up tea over soda because I'm pretty sure soda is just murdering my skin

undone moat
#

I'm not a very big fan of it tbh

mint spear
#

Aloe drinks are DISGUSTANG

arctic eagle
#

anyway i welcome tea chat

sterile tartan
#

And I can drink coffee without sugar if it has milk in it

icy cloak
#

You are entitled to your own wrong opinion :)

mint spear
#

GOOD point

undone moat
#

I like mango juice

sterile tartan
#

Yessssss

icy cloak
#

Leon, soda is like a once a month thing

fickle obsidian
#

i should look for some bottled aloe tea to try ๐Ÿค”

icy cloak
#

mom friend mode activated

undone moat
#

and kiwi juice

sterile tartan
#

inb4 this microwave meal makes me sick

undone moat
#

oh

sterile tartan
#

it probably won't

undone moat
#

@icy cloak I drank a liter of orange juice last night

sterile tartan
#

But it's happened before

fickle obsidian
#

i was raised around way too much soda so it's basically a bad habit

icy cloak
#

do... you feel okay john

#

Annie are you okay

undone moat
#

I tend to avoid sodas nowadays but sometimes I just get a weird craving for them

#

and yeah I'm okay I just had to fucking piss like a race horse when I woke up though

icy cloak
#

brb putting my dishes away

mint spear
#

Should get paper plates and just throw them away when you're done.

sterile tartan
#

I feel slightly called out but not in a hostile way

mint spear
#

I used paper plates when I was single.

dusty magnet
#

Paper plates r great

arctic eagle
#

Haha I hope I'm never single again! I love my wife

sterile tartan
#

Paper plates aren't necessary if you rinse dishes when you're done. Then they're like nothing to wash

night bobcat
#

Paper plates, listen to the tree killers

#

Just use your hands

#

Caveman style

undone moat
#

going back out to the place where I got my truck stuck

#

you can see where I stopped lmao

mint spear
#

Where was you trying to go?

fickle obsidian
#

off into the world

undone moat
#

haha... yeah about that.

icy cloak
#

?????

undone moat
#

so uh

sterile tartan
#

I wanna do life things

undone moat
#

an 18 wheeler had blocked my truck in and made it where I couldn't get out by normal means

fickle obsidian
#

you know what's bad, surprise tea you don't like

dusty magnet
#

Should I Livestream myself building the millennium falcon when I get it?

mint spear
#

Y E S

undone moat
#

that area is behind my office, i was trying to get to the other side of the parking lot

fickle obsidian
#

you shoulda jacked the 18 wheeler

undone moat
#

but then got stuck.

mint spear
#

you should let the driver know that you too pay taxes

undone moat
#

and I had to call my boss up and let him know I was stuck

mint spear
#

Oh lmao

icy cloak
#

BEEEE please do

dusty magnet
#

My boots are squeaking

icy cloak
#

and If I can't watch I want it recorded so I can watch later lol

undone moat
#

and then we spent 3 hours using what little tow ropes we had to pull me out

dusty magnet
#

Okay I'll record it

undone moat
#

I got 2 other trucks stuck that day.

#

my boss's and the work truck

mint spear
#

One time a VW bug pulled me and my ford ranger out of the mud

undone moat
#

wh

mint spear
#

Pretty comical

undone moat
#

how

sterile tartan
#

That must have been a real sight

mint spear
#

I just couldn't grab traction, held the clutch down and strapped to his recovery hook, just needed a lil boost

dusty magnet
icy cloak
mint spear
#

That was an 89 2wd 4cyl ranger though, I miss it

#

Cherry interior and glitter tint

dusty magnet
#

im getting an AWD V8 soon and I cant wait to take it off roading

arctic eagle
#

what do those letters mean

icy cloak
#

car

mint spear
#

All wheel drive

undone moat
#

All Wheel Drive

arctic eagle
#

vroom

dusty magnet
#

all wheel drive 8 cylinder truck

icy cloak
#

all the dudes chime in with actual information and I'm like "car"

sterile tartan
#

Lol

mint spear
#

I'm looking for a 6 speed myself

undone moat
#

My truck is fun when you take it off road - just not mud

#

mud kills it

#

which, ironically, is what I got stuck in

mint spear
#

I cant stand to drive an automatic

#

No one tells me when to shift but me

undone moat
#

I do too much city driving to daily a mamual but I still want to own one

dusty magnet
#

also my truck will have a working cruise control ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

#

im so excited

mint spear
#

The closest city to me is 40 miles away and I'd be surprised if it had 50k population

dusty magnet
#

the car ive been driving doesnt have a working cruise control

fickle obsidian
#

i just read all those letters and numbers and go, "car" too tbh

mint spear
#

I dont like cruise control either tbh

icy cloak
#

Like I just take the bus, it goes vroom, I go to class, I go to work, I go home, vroom

mint spear
#

makes me want to take my feet away from the pedals

fickle obsidian
#

pretty sure I'd wreck if i tried to use cruise control around here

icy cloak
#

Leon are you somewhere in Europe?

fickle obsidian
#

people like to ride each other's bumpers and abruptly brake around here

icy cloak
#

wow "somewhere in europe" I'm so very specific

fickle obsidian
#

lol

mint spear
#

Somewhere in the western hemisphere

arctic eagle
#

oh

night bobcat
#

Somewhere in the galaxy

sterile tartan
icy cloak
#

AHHHH Woop congrats

fickle obsidian
#

somewhere on a sphere in some galaxy

arctic eagle
#

this was not expected

sterile tartan
#

Whoa

fickle obsidian
#

lmao woop

mint spear
#

I was gonna show off what I did at work today but I cant apparently

fickle obsidian
#

they just got their name the color they wanted and then this

arctic eagle
#

yes

#

this is certainly an obstacle but I will accept this title

icy cloak
#

In server suggestions: "please remove me from mod"

fickle obsidian
#

lol

#

"please change trial mod role color"

#

wait will aloe tea heal your insides

undone moat
#

no

fickle obsidian
#

or is it a different aloe

icy cloak
#

It will heal your spirit

#

Make you feel boho and happy

dusty magnet
#

oh thats right i just figured out how to make him white lol

#

now thats obsolete

icy cloak
#

pfft

dusty magnet
#

@arctic eagle Do you want your legend role back then?

arctic eagle
#

Sure, why not

#

I'll ask it away again if I don't complete this trial to your high standards, milord ASnekobow

fickle obsidian
#

thonk does aloe tea go by a different name

torpid dust
#

yes

night bobcat
#

You have already failed by disrespecting the role color for trial mods

torpid dust
#

Cockney Tea

#

"Aloe aloe aloe"

icy cloak
#

Aloe tea should be it

undone moat
#

I still want that game night helper blue

icy cloak
#

๐Ÿค”

undone moat
#

such a nice color

torpid dust
#

Gleam just gonna double check you definitely don't ever want mod? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

night bobcat
#

If I say yes, does that mean woop is out?

icy cloak
#

Oh wait @fickle obsidian I forgot to mention that it's often in japanese or korean ahahaha

torpid dust
#

No, I just still think you'd make a really good mod

#

but I get why you have reservations about the position

night bobcat
#

I won't say never, but I think very very unlikely

torpid dust
arctic eagle
#

Oh donchu worry about me gleam

night bobcat
#

Get Barky to sell me the server is the best bet imo

mint spear
#

You need to start using that account more tbh

night bobcat
#

Yeah

undone moat
#

you COULD

#

well

torpid dust
#

Barkleam

undone moat
#

nah, nevermind

#

๐Ÿ™ƒ

icy cloak
#

Upside down smiley face is the closest thing to a smiley face we can get from John

#

We are blessed

undone moat
#

๐Ÿคฌ

fickle obsidian
#

@icy cloak aahh, that makes sense, I was skimming some sites and just saw the usual stuff, green, black, generic iced, etc.

icy cloak
#

mhm, Aloe drink brands best found online

fickle obsidian
#

also tbh, fuck generic iced tea, what even is it? You can't just say tea when there's so many different flavors

arctic eagle
#

Iced tea is weird

#

I'm not a fan

fickle obsidian
#

i just wanna know wtf the flavor is and they be like, "tea"

#

it's like generic fruit juice, tell me what fruit you monsters

mint spear
#

could someone kindly tell me what level is the "familiar" level ?

fickle obsidian
#

10, i think?

mint spear
#

thx

night bobcat
#

Np

mint spear
#

Discord makes no sense to me

night bobcat
#

That is its primary function

mint spear
#

Well, its alien to me, I should say

fickle obsidian
#

hmm, I think i may just grab a bottle of black tea next time I'm out and give it another try

icy cloak
#

I won't call you a heathen if you don't like it.

night bobcat
#

I will

fickle obsidian
#

lol

mint spear
#

Black tea is the only tea worth drinking

fickle obsidian
#

i guess probably any brand may do the trick

mint spear
#

no

icy cloak
#

tbh Risen you're mostly right

mint spear
#

mass produced tea is mostly not very good

icy cloak
#

But Chai tea is my close second

mint spear
#

I think its Sweet Peak and lipton true leaf that are decent and in gas stations

fickle obsidian
#

it isn't real tea if you don't grow the tea leaves yourself

mint spear
#

But a nice cup of quality hot tea is hard to beat

icy cloak
#

What gives you the right to say that, sir

#

@ leon

fickle obsidian
#

I'm being silly

mint spear
#

and this is my hydroponic tea farm officer

fickle obsidian
#

because even tea bags are ultimately mass produced

mint spear
#

yeah but it's at least a step above watered down bottled tea

#

I never trusted it anyway because I make a gallon of iced tea and if I dont drink it in 2or e days its bad

#

That stuff sits on a shelf for a while

#

Earl Grey ftw

sterile tartan
#

It's also full of preservatives

mint spear
#

gotta say in my life I've never done or seen tea be made in a kettle

sterile tartan
mint spear
#

I use a coffee pot

#

what's wrong with your dog

icy cloak
#

KITTY

undone moat
#

nice horse

sterile tartan
#

He forgot how to bark properly so he became a horse

mint spear
#

kot

undone moat
#

computerman gets overtime as he waits for the other technician to show up: the movie

dusty magnet
#

hi kitty!

undone moat
#

ffffack

#

the one day I want to go home more than any other

mint spear
#

I dont make overtime :(

undone moat
#

I just wanna play games man

#

I wanna use my vive again

#

I missed VR

mint spear
#

you a software or hardware guy

undone moat
#

hardware

mint spear
#

Nice

icy cloak
#

That's why he has a computer for a face

undone moat
#

no i

icy cloak
#

(actually he has very nice hair)

#

suffer, john

undone moat
#

well fuck me, I went for the no u but I power moved myself

#

"no i"

night bobcat
undone moat
#

lakitu makes me blush like a damn cherry part 3883859384747485

night bobcat
mint spear
#

parrote

night bobcat
#

Ewww, worse than I thought it would be

icy cloak
#

If you cannot compliment yourself I will do it for you

undone moat
#

I can compliment myself

#

@undone moat nice cock

fickle obsidian
#

what happens if you use all the teabags at once

mint spear
#

Did you draw your avatar or is it from something? @icy cloak

icy cloak
#

Yes, I drew what's supposed to be a cartoony version of myself

#

I think I like it

arctic eagle
#

u should draw me one free of charge

mint spear
#

Nice

arctic eagle
#

I will pay you in exposure

undone moat
#

@undone moat thanks

mint spear
#

I cant draw, ironically I'm a painter

sterile tartan
#

S u n*

night bobcat
#

SIN

sterile tartan
#

Painting is really cool though

night bobcat
#

Now we know your wrestling name

mint spear
#

Its as boring as watching paint dry actually

fickle obsidian
#

big SIN going to rule the ring tonight

sterile tartan
#

Soul turned the water on outside and I had to sprint to keep up with the cat

mint spear
#

AND IN THIS CORNER

sterile tartan
#

He was going toward the water

fickle obsidian
#

lol

#

thirsty

mint spear
#

procrastination coming to bite me in the ass be like

undone moat
fickle obsidian
#

nice

mint spear
#

๐Ÿฆš

#

what's a pirates favorite letter?

night bobcat
#

F

acoustic sand
#

r

night bobcat
#

Q

mint spear
#

No, 'tis the C!

night bobcat
#

๐Ÿ˜ญ

ripe jackal
#

@undone moat nice cock, loser

mint spear
#

The Last of Us has jokes for days

undone moat
#

thanks

mint spear
#

Really need to kick my monster java addiction

#

the mean bean is calling all the shots

arctic eagle
#

Who's monster java

sterile tartan
#

Oh yeah caffeine

mint spear
#

I probably spend 40 or 50 bucks a week on these damn things

#

๐Ÿ˜

arctic eagle
#

Holy shit

fickle obsidian
silent wagon
#

Just drink normal coffee, smh

dusty magnet
#

i rly want coffee rn ngl

mint spear
#

...... I do that too

#

I just can't stop

dusty magnet
#

i want a keurig

sterile tartan
#

I still have my Monster water

mint spear
#

Bee if you get one, get the commercial version

#

The others suck and if your tap water is like mine it wont last 2 months

#

I prefer the Ol' Mr. Coffee

sterile tartan
#

I have a knockoff keurig

#

Branded Aicok

dusty magnet
#

Keurig + Black Rifle Coffee = ๐Ÿ™‚

silent wagon
#

"Wanna see my Aicok"

mint spear
#

Keurig is inconvenient for me,when my coffee gets cold I just dump so more in the cup and it stays drinking temp

dusty magnet
#

Wanna see Aicock

#

FTFY

silent wagon
#

LMAO

dusty magnet
#

i mean

#

wait

#

Wanna see Aicok

#

damnit

#

i didnt realize how it was spelled

arctic eagle
#

aicok

#

Woah

sterile tartan
#

My granddad just takes a big thermos of coffee everywhere, then it stays hot all day

mint spear
#

yeah someone stole my thermos as work

icy cloak
#

oh fuck I just died again

#

Keep getting all introspective and zoning out ctsblobsweating

mint spear
#

That's 24/7 for me

dusty magnet
#

@icy cloak If you need some cheering up, watch bob ross ๐Ÿ™‚

#

He works wonders

icy cloak
#

I do that!!!

mint spear
#

i wont be happy until i meet shrek

acoustic sand
#

i watched like 4 hours of vsauce last night

icy cloak
#

I told my therapist that watching bob ross is very calming for me and she put in in her "emergency panic attack kit" for other patients, like that man is a magician

silent wagon
dusty magnet
#

it almost feels like its impossible to be sad when watching him

mint spear
#

I'll be happy when pewdiepie makes a new video

dusty magnet
#

im glad hes taking a break tbh

#

he deserves it

acoustic sand
#

who is pewdiepie

mint spear
#

Some Swedish Youtuber.

#

Makes gameplay videos

acoustic sand
#

oh ok

mint spear
#

a notorious neonazi

dusty magnet
mint spear
#

He's getting popular.

sterile tartan
#

See
He makes videos apparently

acoustic sand
#

i dont watch much gaming stuff pn yt

dusty magnet
#

Red lets not get into that howbout

#

sorry

#

not red

#

risen

mint spear
#

Ah I see. Yeah he's slowly building an audience, I imagine he'll be well known in a year or 2.

#

Sorry, words tend to fall out of my mouth on impulse

sterile tartan
#

I-

#

Never mind

icy cloak
#

Wow, John has bullied Red so much that his name is tarnished

acoustic sand
#

actually i think he was on cold ones

#

that swedish guy

mint spear
#

Is he still the highest subscriber count?

#

Naw, 2nd.

sterile tartan
mint spear
#

damn

dusty magnet
#

Technically Tseries has more but theyve been proven to be using bots

mint spear
#

I hate cheaters that cheat.

#

smh my head

dusty magnet
#

Theyre just as bad as liars who lie

mint spear
#

Honestly yeah

#

one zwedish guy vs India who would win

#

T series is a company so it's invalid imo

acoustic sand
#

or people who breathe

sterile tartan
#

Me

#

I would win

mint spear
#

I'd vote for you.

sterile tartan
mint spear
#

๐Ÿฅฑ

#

Anyway bedtime. Goodnight.

dusty magnet
#

goodnight hex

mint spear
#

my parents are literally fighting over who's cooking dinner rn

#

Have a good non concious for a few hours hex

acoustic sand
#

โ–ก

mint spear
#

Square

acoustic sand
#

sqaure

arctic eagle
#

Why don't you cook it

mint spear
#

no that's the thing, they both WANT to cook it

arctic eagle
#

I've had like, an urge or something, to make something with salmon

sterile tartan
#

Lol

arctic eagle
#

But I'm not spending 3.50 on something I'll probably fuck up

acoustic sand
#

well just dont sexualize the salmon then

#

just cook it

mint spear
#

Omg these pretzels are so fucking salty

#

Three dollars and fifty cents ?

#

Pewdiepie makes videos?

#

:0

arctic eagle
#

Three pounds and fifty pence

#

Equating tooo

#

$4.57

acoustic sand
#

tree fiddy

dusty magnet
#

for how much salmon tho

mint spear
#

I had to ask I know some euros like to use periods instead of commas for whatever silly reason

arctic eagle
#

Not much salmon

acoustic sand
#

what @mint spear

arctic eagle
#

Only like, I don't know how I'd measure it, a sheet?

dusty magnet
#

some countries use , instead of .

acoustic sand
#

why would u use a comma

#

that makes no sense

mint spear
#

Idk its stupid

dusty magnet
#

like,,, this instead of this...

icy cloak
#

canada,,,,

acoustic sand
#

a coma is for separation of large numbers for readability

mint spear
#

But the period is literaly signafying the end

acoustic sand
#

a period is for decimals

icy cloak
#

but,,,, It's good for,,,, dramatic effect,,,,

mint spear
#

Wat