#off-topic-bond-james-bond
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Wifi passwords be like
when i get money im gonna get untitled goose game
Good plan
john dont do that
I sat on the floor and now the floor is numb
i sat on my chair and now my chair is numb
I sat on the floor and I fell through it
I lie on the bed and I
sleep
Bye
uh
shall i change my name to owowatcher?
You can still read it though.
that cat be going fast
`lol hi im mike just got banned by nyx just wanted to say lmao wtf is this a warning then a ban lmaoo ok my last words will be Computerman
take care of your self and LEAVE SOME NATCHO FOR THE OTHERS
Lakitu
be more aggressive gurl your a mod now you should be just like MsAethena heartless beast
Hexagonal its been honor to work with you sir thanks for making me be a better person
Singular Gleam and UselessUK
thanks for your guidance through the whole game i really appreciate it :)
Sohail
early happy birthday sorry i didn't bring u a gift xd
MsAethena
through all the fights and warnings i managed to get myself comfortable around such an admin that has an eye in every corner in the server, like jeez wtf take some rest people try to do some crimes here
and finally
Nyxara
im sorry for what happened but i guess thats it go ban me after people finish reading all this crap i said.
see ya all `
hmmm
that was interesting
aethena scares me
too late.
@main stirrup good
i ate all the hotdogs
Gasp
and all the hotcats
g a s p
and all the mustard
Smh
aethena is like that one friend that scares the shit out of you: you love her, but you're always afraid she's gonna snap you like a twig if you look at her wrong
and all the tomatos
no offense aethena โค๏ธ

i do feel like aethena could snap me in half like a kit kat
k-kink- no.
๐ต Break me off a piece of that kitkat bar ๐ต

Kinda hurt to trigger than ban tbh but rules is rules. ๐ฆ
and it scares me
@mint spear explain?
it has been done
mOwOn
yes?

mOwOn sounds a bit too much like "moron" if you ask me
Mowoon
that sounds better
aethena hasn't snapped me in two yet and i've been trying in the politest ways ๐ฉ
change my name to Mowoon
More like maroon the way I read it in the first place
ill change it if we get 3 thumbs up
mOwOon
steely wheely automobilely!
๐
I just placed my cold hand on my hot back and felt all the skin in my body get chills
it died
Nice
uwu moment
it has been done
cat
MOTION B L U R
He won't hold still lol
meow? ๐ฑ
I like Souls sandals.
pick up the cat or at least try?
Eat the cat
no
Be the cat
bad milk
I love kitties
Ngl my favourite critters
Butthead cat
mw
Could you touch a frictionless object?
his/her tail is so beautiful holy shit tbh @sterile tartan
Nice stripes ngl
Solid 92/100
solid 9900/100 for me
Silver tabby boi
:(
the inner monkey god demands ascension
climbing sounds
SCREEEEEE
Be evil
aw
Be scary
cute
lakitu is aethena's balance
you know what we need here
Anyway I came in here to make a penis joke but I forgot
yin and yang
a badmin
Finally holding still!
Oh yeah computer man say that monkey god thing again
like a trolling admin
where aethena will rip you in two, lakitu will come through and stitch you back together
This is true
Well if you stitch a corpse together it's still a corpse
also @icy cloak if i send you a image will you post it here?
It's a nice looking corpse
or in othergames
wH
Yes I will post it
I
one moment
Assume you're good a sewing then??
she's that one nurse from pokemon
chansey
she chucks us all in a machine and it does the healing
If I sewed two halves of a corpse together it'd look like that fucking
lmao
The woman from Nightmare Before Christmas, Sally, if you pulled her apart a bit
So the threads were reeeeaaal loose
Can you knit me a beanie please
Actually
Knit me some gloves
I can sew a bit
Hold on I'll send you my size
Tbh If I could afford to send international packages I would send you all gifts for your bdays
Im not international ๐
though I'm very clumsy with the needle and my fingers will have a bunch of holes in them by the end of it
there's a reason I keep first aid kits with me almost everywhere I go
Corpse-infected punctures
holy FUCK ten inches
Damn

no.

If I stretch my hand out as far as I can and measure from the tip of my thumb to the tip of my pinky, it's 10 inches
Don't encourage him
No
The diameter of your
Talk about computers or some shit
stomach??
Monitor
Smh my head
That's a small monitor
smol fellow wears 10 inch waist size pants
the girth of my graphics card??????
Size 30 pants gang
ayyyyyy
For a moment I got women's sizes and men's sizes mixed up
if I may ask, what happened to mike?
Beaned
yeeted
oh
Yeah
Who is mike
what did he get warned for?
Mike is a very common name
Being r00d
for everything tbh
more red in here than a butcher shop
p o w e r
Now it's christmas
Pretty much
Mod power
the green is the stomach bile
Only like 320 days till christmas holy shit
from removing the stomach
Hype
Month and a half until my birthday
white time
check othergames for more cats
Spirit what do you wnat for your birthday
2 weeks till my bday
I can get you anything
๐
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GET Y'ALL
Peace and quiet
Sliiiiiimmmmeeee
Tbh
Everyone has birthday's soon
my bday is in december
Raaaannnnccccher
Would be nice
3 months until the date of my assembly
And by girl he means 35yo man
And I'll love you forever 
I don't need anything aaa don't worry
๐ช
I have it
oh
nice
Sorry
have you tryed modding it?
No
have you beaten it?
What is this, 20 questions?
@undone moat Hugs because you won't accept them
Don't know if I can on Xbox anyway
Close but not quite
no
Actually milk I'm only like
I wouldn't mind a hug



Well technically my age is a number humans can't perceive
i would also like a hug please
Dude same

Not to the hug
yay

just don't make it awkward

Everyone gets a hug
Hot
im older then time itself
Damn, only 4.5 billion eh?
I still don't know what even Woop is and I'm tempted to call them "it" as a pronoun
Not that old are ye
ye
Woop is an interdimensional being that some call a god
Yikes
You would, but you couldn't
you'd fuck anything tbh
just stop
I'll fuck [x]
We have standards

i just now found out i have 408 steam games
this is exactly how shit like god of war starts
You want it to happen, don't even lie
me? nooooo
ok
Hold on let me check my fucking
ill see what i can do
humble
nodontpls
wait like 8 days and i can get you something i think
Don't worry I'll only give you things I already have and don't want
Oh okay
if you REALLY want to gift me shit, I'm always on the hunt for vr games
but don't really do that
I've heard that new walking dead vr game is good
Oh HERE WE GO
April 2 is my actual birthday btw
A stupid day really
I want to try it
Would you like No Time To Explain and Lovely Planet?
aw s*** here we go again

ok here they come happy birthday

Good idea
i want you guys to decide what ill make
if you're not playing as gary the snail what are you even playing
SNAIL BOB
Make Computerman
alright

give me something to work off of please
A man that's a computer.
Man with computer face
alright
Also yells a lot
lol
can do
test
test
Smack it
I did, it straightened up real quick

Pee in front of it
Damn
then bite the other person if they cross your pee
Nice
This is why people are afraid to speak in #off-topic-bond-james-bond
Exactly
Sunny cat, sunny cat

it has been made
Beauty incarnate
someone should pin that
a

omg I love it
yes

I will endeavour to earn that honour

Hah
oh yeah I just remembered
if my sister's not sleeping I'm gonna try streaming vr again
stop streaming when I can't watch ahhhhh
i will be there
probably more boneworks, I want to bench the 2070
ill stream some minecraft i guess
@icy cloak I might stream on the weekend if that works better for you
I'll stream nothing
I'm terrible at streaming
it really depends upon if my sister is in the apt and sleeping because A.) I dont want to wake her up and B.) I don't want to look like a complete idiot in front of her
I CANNOT wait to graduate and actually have free time
It'll be worth it.
Wait do you just mean schoolwork or jobwork
both man, both
damn it really do be like that
I work my job on weekends and a few weekdays and do uni work EVERY WAKING HOUR
HOLY FUCK
I only do weekends, I left college two years ago
I'm gonna start voluntary work as a special constable soon but other then that, too much free time
heh.
But nobody to spend that free time with
๐
i spend free time with myself
I haven't been to college in like 2 years now.
I'll spend time with you
hey Lakitu are you watching?
heh. heh heh.
OMW
SPIRIT I' MFLATTERED
lol no I forgot to disconnect @main stirrup
ah
but i mean people who are physical
Haha
Leon's living his best life tbh
Wait compy did you graduate or leave?
I have... Just Soul generally
||woop wants to get physical||
@sterile tartan And murphy and jasper
Oh yes. Them too, and Rufus (doggo)
let's get PHYSICAL
@arctic eagle it's complicated
oh fair
I more or less dropped out
apparently I'm still enrolled - I still get emails, phone notifications, etc - but I haven't actually been there in 2 years
Ahh, okay
So you basically get to spy on your college
How exciting
spy isn't the right word
๐
Hello Baba!
more just reminded that it exists
Hello
If I decided to stay I'd probably be in Uni studying law atm
tired
But I left and decided to carve my own path
Sleepy Lak
I am POWERFUL always
๐ต
Never feeling tired never feeling weak only feeling power
LAK OF SLEEP
Gleam I'm drinking tea rn :D
shoutout to that one time I found an ethernet cable with water dripping out from inside the cable
what tea
tea tea
Lol
Take ur mobile device with you!
very fancy
Remember to wash yout hands
Tasty
cold or warm? 
Oh crap
Always hot tea
hmm
Even summer.
A
a
but can be had either way, yeah?
yess

OH
I've never had peppermint tea
@icy cloak I got stella to bark
I usually go with regular black or earl grey
for like the first time
I was playing around with her
Doode
and I took her favorite toy
Not cool
I gave it back
Uff
good
i like my drinks cold so tea has always made me kinda 
And she did a arf! ?
Iced tea, as well?
Ice T
Shhh you tea hater, you don't get to participate in this conversation
i've never had a tea guide
known folks that drink tea but never asked their preference
I like iced tea
And hot tea
And... Tea tea
And coffee tea
I like to think I am but I'm really not
I would like to be humble in this regard but I am not.
Tea tea meaning actual leaves not a bag

also always had impression tea is a Process if you want it good and i lean towards grab drink and glug
You can get bottled iced tea, if you really dont wanna do anything
Aloe tea is ๐ฏ
O
Oh I prefer black teas
Not you, Woop
Jasper just sounded like a squeaky toy
Leon is a lazy tea drinker
lazy drinker
lazy
la
l
I thought you did?
I'VE NEVER HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO TRY IT
You always refuse when I offer, though.
So it's not the tea, It's me? ๐
UH
i mean tbh if i can just prep batches of tea and have it on the ready to pour whenever I'm also down for that
Damn you can't do the thing
You can!
IT'S COMPLICATED
but uhh, how long does it tend to last 
Tea is literally everywhere??
DFNX-17K66
Funimation code for US/CA
Lak you should come over here, Britain is one of the best places for tea
My grandma has always had a jug of iced tea in the fridge. She makes it like twice a week afaik
@fickle obsidian Depends how strong you want it
China: invents tea
Britain: 
It's familiar to the point that the one time it was out was scary
i think i tried black tea once and was cool with it, albeit warmth wasn't my thing
i like warm drinks on frostier occasions
I like tea with milk because it's very good
Make black tea in pot. Let cool. Add to jug/pitcher/whatever. Water if It's too strong for you. Sugar to taste. Tea
Piss 2: The Pissening
but it's not often cold enough around here for that so ๐คทโโ๏ธ
though I like my tea stronk AS FUCK so I just let the bag steep forever and never add milk or sugar
so really just make it stronk af for taste ๐
If you steep it for too long it'll turn bitter
I
Guess you like it like that, huh
I uh
mhm
hmm
I like fruit juice.
I'm too sweet, I need bitter tea to balance
lol
Lak I'm goign to make YOU tea
JOHN TRY ALOE DRINKS
I just like fruit juice
I'm caffeine. I need sugar
ALOE ALOE ALOE
Aloe you vera much
I have
Not always in tea
i should probably take up tea over soda because I'm pretty sure soda is just murdering my skin
I'm not a very big fan of it tbh
Aloe drinks are DISGUSTANG
anyway i welcome tea chat
And I can drink coffee without sugar if it has milk in it
You are entitled to your own wrong opinion :)
GOOD point
I like mango juice
Yessssss
Leon, soda is like a once a month thing
i should look for some bottled aloe tea to try ๐ค
mom friend mode activated
and kiwi juice
inb4 this microwave meal makes me sick
oh
it probably won't
@icy cloak I drank a liter of orange juice last night
But it's happened before
i was raised around way too much soda so it's basically a bad habit
I tend to avoid sodas nowadays but sometimes I just get a weird craving for them
and yeah I'm okay I just had to fucking piss like a race horse when I woke up though
brb putting my dishes away
Should get paper plates and just throw them away when you're done.
I feel slightly called out but not in a hostile way
I used paper plates when I was single.
Paper plates r great
Haha I hope I'm never single again! I love my wife
Paper plates aren't necessary if you rinse dishes when you're done. Then they're like nothing to wash
going back out to the place where I got my truck stuck
you can see where I stopped lmao
Where was you trying to go?
off into the world
haha... yeah about that.
?????
so uh
an 18 wheeler had blocked my truck in and made it where I couldn't get out by normal means
you know what's bad, surprise tea you don't like
Should I Livestream myself building the millennium falcon when I get it?
Y E S
that area is behind my office, i was trying to get to the other side of the parking lot
you shoulda jacked the 18 wheeler
but then got stuck.
you should let the driver know that you too pay taxes
and I had to call my boss up and let him know I was stuck
Oh lmao
BEEEE please do
My boots are squeaking
and If I can't watch I want it recorded so I can watch later lol
and then we spent 3 hours using what little tow ropes we had to pull me out
Okay I'll record it
One time a VW bug pulled me and my ford ranger out of the mud
wh
Pretty comical
how
That must have been a real sight
I just couldn't grab traction, held the clutch down and strapped to his recovery hook, just needed a lil boost

im getting an AWD V8 soon and I cant wait to take it off roading
what do those letters mean
car
All wheel drive
All Wheel Drive
vroom
all wheel drive 8 cylinder truck
all the dudes chime in with actual information and I'm like "car"
Lol
I'm looking for a 6 speed myself
My truck is fun when you take it off road - just not mud
mud kills it
which, ironically, is what I got stuck in
I do too much city driving to daily a mamual but I still want to own one
The closest city to me is 40 miles away and I'd be surprised if it had 50k population
the car ive been driving doesnt have a working cruise control
i just read all those letters and numbers and go, "car" too tbh
I dont like cruise control either tbh
Like I just take the bus, it goes vroom, I go to class, I go to work, I go home, vroom
makes me want to take my feet away from the pedals
pretty sure I'd wreck if i tried to use cruise control around here
Leon are you somewhere in Europe?
people like to ride each other's bumpers and abruptly brake around here
wow "somewhere in europe" I'm so very specific
lol
Somewhere in the western hemisphere
oh
Somewhere in the galaxy
AHHHH Woop congrats
somewhere on a sphere in some galaxy
this was not expected
Whoa
lmao woop
I was gonna show off what I did at work today but I cant apparently
they just got their name the color they wanted and then this
In server suggestions: "please remove me from mod"
no
or is it a different aloe
pfft
@arctic eagle Do you want your legend role back then?
Sure, why not
I'll ask it away again if I don't complete this trial to your high standards, milord 
does aloe tea go by a different name
yes
You have already failed by disrespecting the role color for trial mods
Aloe tea should be it
I still want that game night helper blue
๐ค
such a nice color
Gleam just gonna double check you definitely don't ever want mod? ๐ฉ
If I say yes, does that mean woop is out?
Oh wait @fickle obsidian I forgot to mention that it's often in japanese or korean ahahaha
No, I just still think you'd make a really good mod
but I get why you have reservations about the position
I won't say never, but I think very very unlikely

Oh donchu worry about me gleam
Get Barky to sell me the server is the best bet imo
You need to start using that account more tbh
Yeah
Barkleam
Upside down smiley face is the closest thing to a smiley face we can get from John
We are blessed
๐คฌ
@icy cloak aahh, that makes sense, I was skimming some sites and just saw the usual stuff, green, black, generic iced, etc.
mhm, Aloe drink brands best found online
also tbh, fuck generic iced tea, what even is it? You can't just say tea when there's so many different flavors
i just wanna know wtf the flavor is and they be like, "tea"
it's like generic fruit juice, tell me what fruit you monsters
could someone kindly tell me what level is the "familiar" level ?
10, i think?
thx
Np
Discord makes no sense to me
That is its primary function
Well, its alien to me, I should say
hmm, I think i may just grab a bottle of black tea next time I'm out and give it another try
I won't call you a heathen if you don't like it.
I will
lol
Black tea is the only tea worth drinking
i guess probably any brand may do the trick
no
tbh Risen you're mostly right
mass produced tea is mostly not very good
But Chai tea is my close second
I think its Sweet Peak and lipton true leaf that are decent and in gas stations
it isn't real tea if you don't grow the tea leaves yourself
But a nice cup of quality hot tea is hard to beat
I'm being silly
and this is my hydroponic tea farm officer
because even tea bags are ultimately mass produced
yeah but it's at least a step above watered down bottled tea
I never trusted it anyway because I make a gallon of iced tea and if I dont drink it in 2or e days its bad
That stuff sits on a shelf for a while
Earl Grey ftw
It's also full of preservatives
gotta say in my life I've never done or seen tea be made in a kettle
KITTY
nice horse
He forgot how to bark properly so he became a horse
kot
computerman gets overtime as he waits for the other technician to show up: the movie
hi kitty!
I dont make overtime :(
you a software or hardware guy
hardware
Nice
That's why he has a computer for a face
no i

lakitu makes me blush like a damn cherry part 3883859384747485

parrote
Ewww, worse than I thought it would be
If you cannot compliment yourself I will do it for you
what happens if you use all the teabags at once
Did you draw your avatar or is it from something? @icy cloak
u should draw me one free of charge
Nice
I will pay you in exposure
@undone moat thanks
I cant draw, ironically I'm a painter
SIN
Painting is really cool though
Now we know your wrestling name
Its as boring as watching paint dry actually
big SIN going to rule the ring tonight
Soul turned the water on outside and I had to sprint to keep up with the cat
AND IN THIS CORNER
He was going toward the water
procrastination coming to bite me in the ass be like
I'm gonna post this with no context in another discord, brb
nice
F
r
Q
No, 'tis the C!
๐ญ
@undone moat nice cock, loser
The Last of Us has jokes for days
thanks
Who's monster java
Oh yeah caffeine
Holy shit
Just drink normal coffee, smh
i rly want coffee rn ngl
i want a keurig
I still have my Monster water
Bee if you get one, get the commercial version
The others suck and if your tap water is like mine it wont last 2 months
I prefer the Ol' Mr. Coffee
Keurig + Black Rifle Coffee = ๐
Keurig is inconvenient for me,when my coffee gets cold I just dump so more in the cup and it stays drinking temp
LMAO
My granddad just takes a big thermos of coffee everywhere, then it stays hot all day
yeah someone stole my thermos as work
That's 24/7 for me
I do that!!!
i wont be happy until i meet shrek
i watched like 4 hours of vsauce last night
I told my therapist that watching bob ross is very calming for me and she put in in her "emergency panic attack kit" for other patients, like that man is a magician

it almost feels like its impossible to be sad when watching him
I'll be happy when pewdiepie makes a new video
who is pewdiepie
oh ok
a notorious neonazi
He's getting popular.
See
He makes videos apparently
i dont watch much gaming stuff pn yt
Ah I see. Yeah he's slowly building an audience, I imagine he'll be well known in a year or 2.
Sorry, words tend to fall out of my mouth on impulse
Wow, John has bullied Red so much that his name is tarnished

damn
Technically Tseries has more but theyve been proven to be using bots
Theyre just as bad as liars who lie
Honestly yeah
one zwedish guy vs India who would win
T series is a company so it's invalid imo
or people who breathe
I'd vote for you.

goodnight hex
my parents are literally fighting over who's cooking dinner rn
Have a good non concious for a few hours hex
โก
Square
sqaure
Why don't you cook it
no that's the thing, they both WANT to cook it
I've had like, an urge or something, to make something with salmon
Lol
But I'm not spending 3.50 on something I'll probably fuck up
Omg these pretzels are so fucking salty
Three dollars and fifty cents ?
Pewdiepie makes videos?
:0
tree fiddy
for how much salmon tho
I had to ask I know some euros like to use periods instead of commas for whatever silly reason
Not much salmon
what @mint spear
Only like, I don't know how I'd measure it, a sheet?
some countries use , instead of .
Idk its stupid
like,,, this instead of this...
canada,,,,
a coma is for separation of large numbers for readability
But the period is literaly signafying the end
a period is for decimals
but,,,, It's good for,,,, dramatic effect,,,,
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