off-topic-bond-james-bond

[undone moat]

holy SHIT

[fickle obsidian]

@arctic eagle 🥪

[undone moat]

I have unfortunate news

I'm wearing pants.

[fleet orbit]

@undone moat frinedship over

I'm sorry

but, I cannot be friends with someone who'd just wear pants like this

[undone moat]

fug

I took a photo of myself and I just made like

the most interesting face

[fleet orbit]

show

please

friend

[undone moat]

"this fucking bitch..."

@fleet orbit dms

[gaunt reef]

I too am interested in this face

how angry can u be

[fleet orbit]

he looks good

[fleet orbit]

What's popppppinnnnnn'

[mint spear]

ayo was good

[fleet orbit]

not much

[mint spear]

you ever had so much coffee it makes you shaky

[gaunt reef]

yes

[mint spear]

that happened to me today during a presentation lol

[gaunt reef]

no that's anxiety

[mint spear]

yes

it isnt good for people with anxiety disorders 🤔

[gaunt reef]

well yeah having anxiety is not good for people with anxiety disorders

nor is having coffee

[mint spear]

that is a fact, i cant say no

[gaunt reef]

you're allowed to say no, its ok

[mint spear]

a

not sure how to incorporate coffee into my diet without it increasing the chance of an attack happening

[gaunt reef]

artificial flavouring? decaf?

I drink one cup a day and no more otherwise I shake more than our old washing machine

now im experimenting with 1 glass of coffee in the morning and 1 cup of tea in the evening, so far so good

except when I get mad

[mint spear]

drinking tea generally helps soothe a bad mood

[gaunt reef]

time for me to drink then

[mint spear]

are u ok

i have some green tea if youd like

[gaunt reef]

no it was a very annoying day today

https://discordapp.com/channels/146101654981312513/146101654981312513/676715552911130655

[mint spear]

i think i read one of your messages earlier about it

[gaunt reef]

ah ok

[mint spear]

there's a lot of those people out there smh

bite em in the ass

[gaunt reef]

I want to do that literally

[ripe jackal]

you ever listen to your discover weekly

[fickle obsidian]

lol

[mint spear]

Facebook memories can be hilarious sometimes

[fickle obsidian]

😏

the hula hoop incident

[mint spear]

lol

[fleet orbit]

@undone moat ONLY [CENSOR] INSIDE ANIME GIRLS

[fickle obsidian]

[mint spear]

wh

[undone moat]

@fleet orbit CEASE

[fleet orbit]

NO

[undone moat]

THERE ARE RUBBER TREES IN THE VILLAGE

[fleet orbit]

NO

CEASE

[undone moat]

AAAAAAUGH

I JUST WASHED MY TRUCK AND IT ALREADY LOOKS LIKE ASS AGAIN

[mint spear]

😩

[undone moat]

HEX

[clever vessel]

My butt just sang

[undone moat]

THEY LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I SAID WE NEEDED EXTRA HDMI TO VGA ADAPTERS

WELL LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

[silver mantle]

Me

[gaunt reef]

me too

[silver mantle]

Ha. Ha. Hee. Hee.

[undone moat]

S EIM$LWE

FELD

[clever vessel]

Seinfeld

[mint spear]

eggfeld

[solemn grail]

E G G

[mint spear]

👀

playing garry's mod

[sudden interest]

[clever vessel]

Jerry

[mint spear]

why did you say that name

https://tenor.com/view/whydidyousaythatname-batmanvsuperman-batman-gif-5616796

[undone moat]

HREEE0

[mint spear]

Computerman what are you smoking

[clever vessel]

Tuna

[mint spear]

👀

can I have some

[undone moat]

PEOPLE KEEP SAYING I'M ATTRACTIVE

AAAA

[clever vessel]

Well they're WRONG

[torpid dust]

Your voice is

[undone moat]

IT'S NOT

[mint spear]

You look like Gary Delaney.

And he's married.

So 🤷

@undone moat hello attractive person

[torpid dust]

Voldemort and Palpatine have a granddaughter

So you're probably attractive enough

[undone moat]

I'm gonna post this

[mint spear]

Ray?

[undone moat]

and then delete it

5 seconds

[mint spear]

oh no

👀

BRUH

[torpid dust]

You look like Zoid

[mint spear]

THEY'RE RIGHT

[torpid dust]

Lowkey

[ripe jackal]

bro

[torpid dust]

And Zoid is hot tbh

[mint spear]

YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE

[undone moat]

HEY

[mint spear]

gleam LMAO

[night bobcat]

Hahahah

[undone moat]

BITCH

[mint spear]

WHO THAT

[night bobcat]

[undone moat]

ME

[mint spear]

don't let anyone tell you otherwise Computerman

ur cute, and the people are right

ok?

[ripe jackal]

youarecutetho

[mint spear]

for some reason i thought youd look more babyfaced

[undone moat]

@night bobcat pls delet

[night bobcat]

Ok

[mint spear]

he delet

[undone moat]

thank

[night bobcat]

Sorry

[mint spear]

Gleam couldn't help himself

[clever vessel]

Zoid just posted pic and deleted

[mint spear]

Computerman was too cute 😩

[ripe jackal]

[mint spear]

U r with your balaclava eyes.

👀

[night bobcat]

I set that as my ok Cupid profile pic

[mint spear]

shhhh shhhhh

[undone moat]

A

[mint spear]

Lmao

[ripe jackal]

A

[mint spear]

bruhh

you'll blow my cover

[torpid dust]

I like to imagine that Gleam does online dating

[night bobcat]

Rofl

[mint spear]

Gleam owns online dating

[undone moat]

@icy cloak I NEED BACKUP

[clever vessel]

I also imagine this

[magic cloak]

He searches for hot singles near him

[mint spear]

CEO of dating websites

[undone moat]

MEDIC

[ripe jackal]

he is the hot single near him

[mint spear]

ja

[night bobcat]

[undone moat]

she ded

feck

[magic cloak]

So he fucks himself

[mint spear]

👀

[ripe jackal]

yea

[magic cloak]

[torpid dust]

Hey John

We have that image forever now

[magic cloak]

Who's john

[clever vessel]

John

[ripe jackal]

john 117 idiot

[mint spear]

"I am Father of 30k children, who both respect me and appreciate my presence. I pride myself on being knowledgeable and have good decision making skills.
I am a keen photographer and to date have over 1,000 photo's of various flora and fauna."

That's Gleams profile.

don't tease him, he's sensitive about it lol

why else would he delete it after five seconds

[night bobcat]

10,000*

[magic cloak]

So he is Genghis khans younger brother?

[mint spear]

"I enjoy long walks through long grass and tall trees but lack the ability to walk left."

[night bobcat]

LOL

[magic cloak]

Why

[night bobcat]

No, you taught me that

[mint spear]

[magic cloak]

I missed your pic computer man

[ripe jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/329058631821819905/647682993275535361/ezgif.com-video-to-gif_1.gif

[magic cloak]

[mint spear]

[undone moat]

you didn't miss much

[magic cloak]

Well i remember relating you to a character in a Disney movie

But that made you sad

[undone moat]

wH

[clever vessel]

Daphney

[torpid dust]

Flynn Rider

[ripe jackal]

scooby doo

[magic cloak]

No the gramp from up

[undone moat]

flynn rider

oh GOD

[mint spear]

@undone moat don't beat yourself up man, you're legit an attractive person

[magic cloak]

Same glasses and all

[torpid dust]

Told you John

[magic cloak]

Ring a bell

[mint spear]

Gamer looks like ET.

[ripe jackal]

gimp

[mint spear]

jokes and memes aside, you are one cool bean

[magic cloak]

Yeah i am a Martian

I am an ET

[mint spear]

now change your name to something Egg related, you attractive nerd

[undone moat]

I think I was more upset because my ex used to say I looked like him

[magic cloak]

Oh

[undone moat]

doesn't bother me anymore

[magic cloak]

Ok that's good

[mint spear]

yeah

[magic cloak]

Hi gramp from up

[fleet orbit]

:(

[mint spear]

👀

[clever vessel]

Johm

[undone moat]

Fe

[mint spear]

ck

[ripe jackal]

ing

[magic cloak]

Don

[ripe jackal]

feckingdon

[magic cloak]

You are supposed to say key

[mint spear]

🔑

[silver mantle]

Co

[mint spear]

b

[silver mantle]

Pb

[magic cloak]

Au

[silver mantle]

K

[gaunt reef]

Na

[silver mantle]

Cl

[gaunt reef]

O

[night bobcat]

Yb

[silver mantle]

Rn

[clever vessel]

Rh

[night bobcat]

U

[silver mantle]

Tc

[magic cloak]

Yt

[night bobcat]

Fm

[magic cloak]

L

[mint spear]

I am disappointed in myself.

[night bobcat]

Sg

[mint spear]

I knew Cobalt, Lead, Potassium

I don't know Rn or Tc.

[magic cloak]

Radon

[mint spear]

Ah, thanks Gamer.

[magic cloak]

Tc idk

[silver mantle]

Radon and technetium

[magic cloak]

Probably some heavy element

Oh well

[mint spear]

I should have known that tbh

[silver mantle]

Tc99

[magic cloak]

I am going to get a element named after me

Gr

[mint spear]

never heard of technetium

[night bobcat]

Ga

[mint spear]

Technetium-99 is an isotope of technetium which decays with a half-life of 211,000 years to stable ruthenium-99, emitting beta particles, but no gamma rays. It is the most significant long-lived fission product of uranium fission, producing the largest fraction of the total long-lived radiation emissions of nuclear waste.

Wow.

[silver mantle]

its radioactive!? What a coincidence

[night bobcat]

[mint spear]

Hahaha

can you eat it

You can eat anything really.

[night bobcat]

Yes, go ahead

[mint spear]

can I eat you

No, I was wrong about anything.

[night bobcat]

No, ty

[magic cloak]

I mean you can eat it

Whether you live after that tho

Maybe try and let us know

[silver mantle]

Cs137

Rb88

[mint spear]

I'll take 5 thanks

[magic cloak]

Is that a Harvard course number

[mint spear]

Caesium

[night bobcat]

Caesium

[mint spear]

lol, 137 is my chosen number

idk how it started

but it's just my special number or lucky number

I genuinely knew that because I worked with Cs137 in an old job I had.

Well, kinda.

[magic cloak]

ສະບາຍດີຄົນ

[silver mantle]

Rubidium

[night bobcat]

Oh sorry, missed it

Eu

[magic cloak]

European Union

[mint spear]

Rubidium cannot be stored under atmospheric oxygen, as a highly exothermic reaction will ensue, sometimes even resulting in the metal catching fire

[night bobcat]

Close, actually

[magic cloak]

Its europium

But European union is better

[mint spear]

brb real quick

[magic cloak]

When an electron leaves it,it will be named Britain

[night bobcat]

Lol

[silver mantle]

Rubidium-Strontium is also a dating method like carbon dating

[magic cloak]

Oh

[silver mantle]

But that's Rb87

[magic cloak]

I was like i haven't heard of this dating from friends and then realized

[night bobcat]

How accurate?

[silver mantle]

From what I remember its a longer duration dating system

[magic cloak]

I really want dinosaurs back alive

At least on a isolated island

[silver mantle]

Instead of being limited to like 200k years or something

[night bobcat]

Ecosystem can't support them

[mint spear]

Ecosystem can't support me

I eat too much cheese

[silver mantle]

Yeah oxygen is too low now

[night bobcat]

Almost half as low

[mint spear]

I also imagine they'd be closer to Komodo Dragons than dogs.

So, no thank you.

[night bobcat]

Lol

[mint spear]

I don't wanna be eaten by a lizard chicken bird.

[magic cloak]

Just let them loose in Australia

Everything lives in Australia

[silver mantle]

Awkward

[night bobcat]

If we could, and did, make a Jurassic Park - I would totally go. But I would also be aware that being eaten is a real risk

[silver mantle]

Just as long as I didnt have to sit through the dinner scene

[night bobcat]

Lol

[silver mantle]

Don't give me "these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century theyre in"

Like wow such insight

Yeah thats also the same with lions

[magic cloak]

I will go in a tank

[night bobcat]

Yeah, genius level right there

[magic cloak]

[night bobcat]

One stomp from a bronto

[clever vessel]

As long as it's directed by Stephen Spielberg

[magic cloak]

Nah tanks should be able to withstand that

[night bobcat]

No

[silver mantle]

"Some of the plants in the building are poisonous" because guests to a park go eat all the decorative plants in the facility 1st thing

[magic cloak]

At least quick enough to get away

I need to eat the plants in the building first thing tmw

There are awful lot of them

Good snack

[clever vessel]

Plants are friends not food

[silver mantle]

Just fuck that scene its so bad

Ill stop now

[clever vessel]

https://media.tenor.com/images/40742f8b978444ce5ce1482119135b62/tenor.gif

[night bobcat]

But we spared no expense

[clever vessel]

https://media.tenor.com/images/5d938ac9e560c57d04adad2420d3c997/tenor.gif

[silver mantle]

[mint spear]

plants are plants not plants

[night bobcat]

Salad

Sometimes soup

Sometimes sandwich

[mint spear]

Not wrong tbh

Eggs grow on trees.

Eggs are vegetables

confirmed by our local scientist of plants

[clever vessel]

Eggstables

[silver mantle]

Everything is a soup salad or sandwich so yes gleam

[mint spear]

aka Hex Eggxagonal

[silver mantle]

Nachos are just a salad

[mint spear]

Yep

[arctic eagle]

Why would you say that

[clever vessel]

So brave

[silver mantle]

I speak only truth

[clever vessel]

So controversial

[mint spear]

they're made of corn chips

[silver mantle]

Spaghetti is also a salad

[mint spear]

corn is vegetable

Nachos are vegetable

vegetables healthy

[silver mantle]

A taco is a sandwich

[mint spear]

Nachos are healthy

I rest my case

[silver mantle]

Ice cream is a frozen soup

[mint spear]

milk soup

[clever vessel]

What about twizzlers

[mint spear]

water is just melted ice

[silver mantle]

Which by extension makes cereal a soup

Twizzler is a twizzler, that's not a dish

[clever vessel]

False

[silver mantle]

Cant just make up rules

[undone moat]

Wake up all of a sudden in a place like this, confusion, a jumbled mess

🎵 pick it up, pick it up 🎵

[mint spear]

pick up that can

[undone moat]

oooooooooooh yeaeaeaea I've been here before

[mint spear]

Yeah this is the NMS Discord, you're quite a known community figure.

[undone moat]

sometimes I sweep it up, under the rug

but sometimes I know that I gotta pick up

instrumental

[clever vessel]

Hello clutter my old friend

I've come to clean you up again

[mint spear]

hello procrastination my old friend

[undone moat]

@fleet orbit would know what's up

[mint spear]

I've come to put you off again

[clever vessel]

Gimme 10 burpies

[undone moat]

orange powerade

[mint spear]

ive had 4 cups of coffee in the past 24 hours and i feel g r e a t

[undone moat]

milk

[mint spear]

milk

[silver mantle]

[undone moat]

milk

[mint spear]

milk?

[clever vessel]

no Fug you!

[mint spear]

awe fug

[undone moat]

milk the

[fleet orbit]

@undone moat mhm?

[solemn grail]

Ah shit, here we go again

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-shit-here-we-go-again-ah-shit-cj-gta-gta-san-andreas-gif-13933485

[torpid dust]

Storm Ciara is literally still fucking shit up and Dennis is like "Ey yo bb let me show you how it's done"

[solemn grail]

Ciara and Dennis sitting in a tree

[undone moat]

f u c k i n g

[solemn grail]

Eggsactly

[fleet orbit]

@undone moat WHAT

@fleet orbit would know what's up
@undone moat

[undone moat]

c:

[fleet orbit]

c:

[undone moat]

c:

[fleet orbit]

c:

[undone moat]

Red [Nintendo Switch]

[fleet orbit]

A

[undone moat]

A

welp chat's dead

[fleet orbit]

A

[undone moat]

dead.

[ornate fable]

When someone says they'll get me that email with "those details in it", I'm wanting a forwarded email and not an email on a piece of paper

How am I supposed to find this email now, weeks later

[undone moat]

who writes out an entire email?

[fickle obsidian]

psst

[undone moat]

psst

[fickle obsidian]

pssst

[icy cloak]

@undone moat I'm really fucking late but I Am Backup

[undone moat]

a

[short saddle]

Hey

What is going on

Why u a

[undone moat]

they kept calling me attractive and I didn't believe them

[short saddle]

Well you are ugly

[icy cloak]

But you are attractive

[short saddle]

Do you believe me?

[undone moat]

check deleted thingies

and yes

[icy cloak]

Dude your hair is nice

[undone moat]

my face is in there somewhere

A

[magic cloak]

Send me the deleted thingy pls

[short saddle]

Is he attractive tho?

[icy cloak]

a

[magic cloak]

In dm

[icy cloak]

Ehhhhhh I think he deleted it for a reason

[short saddle]

Ive never seen your face

[icy cloak]

I mean for privacy reasons

(he is attractive)

[magic cloak]

@undone moat bruh send it to me in dm

[short saddle]

Only the screen

[icy cloak]

Lmao I think we broke him

[undone moat]

nah I'm good

just got a bit distracted by paperwork

[icy cloak]

ew paperwork

[short saddle]

Mother 3 😍

Cant put it down

[undone moat]

I'll post it one more time

@magic cloak be ready

[icy cloak]

oh boi

[torpid dust]

There's certain big brain tactics to using a craft knife to Lance a really sore lump in your nose

[icy cloak]

Now we've got 3 Johns in the log

[torpid dust]

And I don't recommend using those tactics

[icy cloak]

Amazing

[torpid dust]

TriJohn

Unintentional DC pun

[undone moat]

if I am tall

does that make me

Long John?

[torpid dust]

Longjohn

[icy cloak]

@torpid dust Bee has been a bad influence on you

[torpid dust]

Yeag

[dusty magnet]

trijohn gin

[icy cloak]

Oh Hello Noah

[dusty magnet]

oh sorry nyx

my bad

hello kai!

[torpid dust]

You summoned him

Nhoa

[dusty magnet]

yhes

[undone moat]

b

[torpid dust]

C

[dusty magnet]

A

[icy cloak]

d

[torpid dust]

E

[dusty magnet]

G

[undone moat]

e

[dusty magnet]

F

[icy cloak]

f

[torpid dust]

FUCK

NOAH

Smh my head

[undone moat]

RUINED

[icy cloak]

.ban

[dusty magnet]

my head is shaking

[torpid dust]

Shook

[undone moat]

my shake is heading

[torpid dust]

Oshit I'm meant to be at a wake

Yikes

The weather is so gross tho

[dusty magnet]

at awake?

[icy cloak]

Canadian mode triggered

[torpid dust]

At a wake

Like, a party funeral

[dusty magnet]

tbh this is the earliest ive been awake in a while

[icy cloak]

it is currently

[undone moat]

I swear if farmer didn't see it

[icy cloak]

-31ºC

[undone moat]

I'm gonna slap my

[torpid dust]

It's 9am

[undone moat]

knee.

[icy cloak]

thank you I was gonna have to yell at you

I don't like yelling

[undone moat]

A

[dusty magnet]

who wants to smash me

[icy cloak]

a

[dusty magnet]

i mean play smash bros

[icy cloak]

LOL

[undone moat]

smash my bro

[icy cloak]

who wants to smash me
@dusty magnet

[dusty magnet]

(im jk it was joke i have lot of work to do)

[torpid dust]

I mean, we can work and play smash bros

[dusty magnet]

when is nap time

[torpid dust]

When I finish wetting this rag

[undone moat]

wet the rat

[icy cloak]

a

[undone moat]

A.

[dusty magnet]

uh oh im a ding dong

[torpid dust]

I know

[icy cloak]

mhm

[dusty magnet]

i copied like 50gb of data from one drive to another and it took like 4 hours... only to realize i need to copy it to a different location

[icy cloak]

[torpid dust]

Why the fuck

Did it take 4 hours

What DRIVES are you USING

[dusty magnet]

IDE to SATA

[undone moat]

reminds me of that time I deleted 4TB of data by accident

good times

[dusty magnet]

we LOVE fucking up data

[undone moat]

IT techs: with all due respect, we really don't care about your data.

[gaunt reef]

my dad is making me work

it's 10:35pm

heck

[undone moat]

my work is making me dad

[gaunt reef]

I wanted to play MINECraft

[dusty magnet]

YOURcraft

[icy cloak]

[dusty magnet]

no no no

[undone moat]

OURcraft

[dusty magnet]

OURCraft

[undone moat]

get fukt

[icy cloak]

don't be mean

he's trying his best

[undone moat]

no u

[dusty magnet]

thank you kai

oop

im hungry

[undone moat]

get DABBED on

[icy cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-be-fucking-rude-kim-gif-7723742

[undone moat]

my throat has singlehandedly decided it doesn't want to exist today

much to the dismay of my own body

[icy cloak]

drink some water?

idk

[undone moat]

I have done that

I blame too much...

[gaunt reef]

drink some honey

[undone moat]

talking.

yeah, talking.

[arctic eagle]

Eat ice cream

[icy cloak]

you spelled yelling at the top of your lungs wrong

[undone moat]

that wasn't yelling

that's just my normal tone

[icy cloak]

what does yelling look like

[gaunt reef]

you're talking to them

yet you ask this question

Computerman is the physical manifestation of yelling

[icy cloak]

I've been told he is a very nice guy

I have yet to confirm

[undone moat]

hell yeah

[arctic eagle]

I will beat the pain out of your throat

[gaunt reef]

it would cancel each other out, yeah

and I saw that

[undone moat]

saw what

[dusty magnet]

saw you

[undone moat]

saw me?

[dusty magnet]

Hi I'm jigsaw

[gaunt reef]

ok buddy dont play coy with me

[undone moat]

hUE

I've heard coy before but I forget what it means

@icy cloak don't believe them

I am rage incarnate

I am a sentient fuck

[dusty magnet]

john is like a fluffy puppy

hes harmless

[undone moat]

[small dog noises]

[gaunt reef]

you can be the lord of the yells and still be a good guy

unrelated things

[undone moat]

bucky

[dusty magnet]

john why are there several pictures of you in our logs lol

deleted

[undone moat]

I explained earlier

[dusty magnet]

scrolls vigorously

[undone moat]

not comfortable posting in dms so I just posted it for gamer to see

but he gone

[dusty magnet]

oh

bye gamer

[undone moat]

@magic cloak fuc

[mint spear]

Oh he left the server?

Oh, no.

[undone moat]

no he's here

[mint spear]

Eh

[dusty magnet]

i like ur beard btw it makes me jealous

[undone moat]

thanks???????????

[gaunt reef]

wow now I wanna see

[undone moat]

the only reason I grew it out was because I was depressed af after my last relationship ended and didn't shave for like 3 months

[gaunt reef]

oh

[undone moat]

then people said they liked it after I cleaned it up and I kept it

[hushed root]

beard?

[gaunt reef]

no one likes me with a beard, rightfully so

its only my mom who still insists I keep one

[undone moat]

if I'm gonna have to post it a third fucken time

[gaunt reef]

let's go

[undone moat]

[sterile tartan]

PCman looks like the human embodiment of a puppy, ngl

[gaunt reef]

goddamnit

[undone moat]

WHAT

[gaunt reef]

I wanna SEE

[undone moat]

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

[gaunt reef]

she's calling u a dog

men are dogs, bro

[undone moat]

I mean I do really like getting my back scratched so that would make sense

[hushed root]

A's got the gist

[sterile tartan]

I'm saying you look friendly and enjoyable to be around

[undone moat]

fUF

[hushed root]

and potentially neutered!

[undone moat]

NO

[gaunt reef]

ffs I'm more desperate for PCman's face nudes

[sterile tartan]

That would be r00d

[gaunt reef]

over a girl's nudes

[undone moat]

I need my balls for later

[hushed root]

for the love of god call them selfies

[gaunt reef]

I'm not a boomer

[magic cloak]

2 pings why

What

[undone moat]

literally showed face

[magic cloak]

Oh

[undone moat]

and you didn't turn up

god damnit.

[magic cloak]

I had some work

[undone moat]

SOHAIL

[mint spear]

You wasted his pings.

[undone moat]

ARE YOU HERE

[mint spear]

He now has 2 less to use.

[undone moat]

@gaunt reef

[gaunt reef]

yes I am right now

do it

asap

[magic cloak]

I am here

[gaunt reef]

WOW

[magic cloak]

Wow

[undone moat]

faf

[hushed root]

handsome!

[gaunt reef]

dude u actually do look like a puppy

[magic cloak]

Bruh are you zoids brother

[sterile tartan]

see? Puppy

[magic cloak]

[gaunt reef]

also ya he kinda looks like Zoid

now that you mention it

[magic cloak]

You no longer look like the guy from up

[undone moat]

fucking hell I've posted that image so many times mods could fucking fill a wall

[magic cloak]

[mint spear]

It is genuinely filled with your face.

[magic cloak]

[undone moat]

[sterile tartan]

Based on personality, probably like a Pomeranian puppy. Loud amd angry but fluffy and actually really nice

In-server personality

[undone moat]

TEARS

[magic cloak]

Computer man is zoid junior

[sterile tartan]

Idk you irl

[undone moat]

that's the last time I'm posting it

spare the mods from being blinded

[magic cloak]

Yeah everyone who wanted to admire you has done it

[sterile tartan]

I hope the river isn't too high today...

[undone moat]

I'm gonna fart

[magic cloak]

[dusty magnet]

river smoked too much

[sterile tartan]

Do it over there PCman

[hushed root]

bucky i'm gonna need you to sit the rest of this one out

[undone moat]

done

[sterile tartan]

You can come back now then

[fleet orbit]

@undone moat did you like it?

[undone moat]

no

it was agony

[dusty magnet]

and for that reason i am sitting this one in

okay somebody please take my knife away from me please before i need stitches

[mint spear]

jfc Bee

[undone moat]

stop CUTTING YOURSELF

[sterile tartan]

Omg

Ffs

[dusty magnet]

I HAD A HANGNAIL

[gaunt reef]

heh we just had elections in our country's capital state, most of the media is bought in by the central govt so they're losing their shit that an opposition party won

[sterile tartan]

So you used your knife to get it...?

[gaunt reef]

full on meltdowns by journalists

[dusty magnet]

yes

[gaunt reef]

better than keemstar drama

[sterile tartan]

Bee why

[dusty magnet]

its the sharpest thing in the room and i didnt wanna just rip it off

[gaunt reef]

oh wow bee used knife again, this is getting too predictable

[dusty magnet]

i didnt cut myself or anything i just slipped a little and almost cut myself

[sterile tartan]

I bite them off but that's probably not good either

[gaunt reef]

let me guess, he used a knife on something you really shouldn't?

[sterile tartan]

Hangnail

[gaunt reef]

BRUH

that's enough imagery for the day, goodnight everyone

[sterile tartan]

I almost stabbed my hand with a knife yesterday. But I didn't

Cardboard can just. Not

One time though I stabbed my hand with scissors

a couple months ago

[dusty magnet]

been there done that

not fun

[sterile tartan]

Yeah..

I need motivation to get out of bed. Aaaaaaa

[dusty magnet]

spirit get out of bed. youll be glad you did once you do

[sterile tartan]

Will I really

[dusty magnet]

yes

(no)

[undone moat]

get out of bed

[sterile tartan]

Hmm........... Okay

But only because I'm hungry, not because you told me to

[mint spear]

May as well charge your drawing tablet whilst you're up.

🙌

[sterile tartan]

I charged it yesterday. I do appreciate you remembering I needed to

That means though... That I should actually work on stuff

Have to be awake before drawing

[dusty magnet]

tea!

damn i wish i had tea rn

[sterile tartan]

[icy cloak]

I have tea

also @undone moat Compoodorman you do look like a puppy :D

[sterile tartan]

I'm up
And upstairs. But I sat down on a chair and don't wanna get up from the chair

[icy cloak]

SNEEZE

[sterile tartan]

Bless you

[icy cloak]

No, bless you, you kind soul

[sterile tartan]

Breakfast is probably important

Aww

[icy cloak]

[dusty magnet]

Great job kai!

holy farts im tired

[icy cloak]

did you stay up all night playing minecraft

[dusty magnet]

actually i went to bed pretty early

[icy cloak]

hmmm

time for tea then

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/tea-whats-the-tea-sip-fancy-pinky-gif-3454958

[icy cloak]

Hello, Hex!

[mint spear]

Good evening Lakitu.

[hushed root]

eegxagonal

i like it

[mint spear]

Hi Funko, great PFP.

[icy cloak]

Amazing pfp tbh

[hushed root]

okay it's defiantly a meme at this point

[dusty magnet]

Hey Funko i love your pfp

[hushed root]

buck

[mint spear]

Hey please don't let this discourage you. Your PFP is genuinely great.

[icy cloak]

was like "who tf is buck"

Oh, Bee

[mint spear]

Beecky Bu

[icy cloak]

nhoa

[clever vessel]

I hate Gorillas

[mint spear]

Why? They're a great band.

[clever vessel]

No the animal they stole the band name

[mint spear]

The animal stole the name from the band? This is NOT good.

[clever vessel]

Yeah

[dusty magnet]

who wants to see a picture

[torpid dust]

Found out there's a cat cafe in Manchester

[dusty magnet]

brb omw to manchester

[torpid dust]

That's where I'm gonna be from 10:00-16:00 tomorrow lmao

[mint spear]

You better share some pictures.

[dusty magnet]

oh im still looking for laptops does anyone know some good ones?

[torpid dust]

Yeah

[dusty magnet]

with decent cooling

[torpid dust]

The Asus ROG laptops

They're solid

[dusty magnet]

yeah thats what ive heard

[mint spear]

Honestly yeah, I can't disagree with that.

[dusty magnet]

the MSI ones tend to get super hot as far as i can tell

[torpid dust]

Plus the new ones will have Ryzen 4000 series processors

[icy cloak]

computertalk

[hushed root]

i can sympathise with lakitu here

[torpid dust]

Always computertalk

Ask John to explain

[dusty magnet]

the ROG Zephyrus ones look fucking dope

[torpid dust]

ROG is just good at everything

Asus as a general is good

Asus ROG, TUF, etc

[icy cloak]

Someone go like Gleam's picture in #nms-photomode-gallery so I can do my first pin/re-post in Louvre

[torpid dust]

And the ROG phone is solid too

[mint spear]

wtf there's an Asus ROG phone.

[icy cloak]

Excite

[mint spear]

I literally just see it Nyx. 😛

[torpid dust]

Yup

It's actually great

It has a fan inside

So it can avoid thermal throttling unlike most other phones

The new version has a 120hz display and a 6000 maH battery

[mint spear]

@icy cloak

[icy cloak]

yeeee~

[dusty magnet]

I really dont like that they dont show prices on there website tho

[mint spear]

Checkout: Your lesser used kidney and left lung.

[dusty magnet]

https://www.bestbuy.com/site/asus-rog-zephyrus-g-15-6-gaming-laptop-amd-ryzen-7-16gb-memory-nvidia-geforce-gtx-1660-ti-max-q-512gb-ssd-metalic-hairline-black/6335912.p?skuId=6335912&cmp=RMX&irclickid=0nnTUFXx8xyJTZE0RHQK3XRkUknQr-U9TR10xo0&irgwc=1&ref=198&loc=0nnTUFXx8xyJTZE0RHQK3XRkUknQr-U9TR10xo0&acampID=633495&mpid=64065

hey this one is not bad tbh

[torpid dust]

I'm telling you man, ROG

[dusty magnet]

low storage but thats not a huge deal

1660ti, 16gb RAM and an R7

wow its even got a 120hz panel

[torpid dust]

Yeah, ASUS is good

And there's probably very little stopping you putting an NVME drive in it

[icy cloak]

@mint spear there are two kidneys

[dusty magnet]

oh it thicc

[mint spear]

Yeah but you only need 1.

So, you can sell 1 and still be healthy.

[icy cloak]

The wording was bothering me lolol

[mint spear]

Oh wait, I see.

[dusty magnet]

oh nvm

it thin

[mint spear]

Yeah it's bothering me now you mention it.

[icy cloak]

lmao

[torpid dust]

They have a 2 grand version of the ROG with a 9th gen Intel, RTX 2070, and a 1TB NVME drive

And each key on the keyboard has individual RGB lighting

[dusty magnet]

god theres just so many options

$1200 is really the highest i wanna go

[sterile tartan]

The river better not be too flooded, this weather is beautiful

[mint spear]

😩

I love your view.

[icy cloak]

perfect for magnet fishing?

[torpid dust]

Yeah then the basic ASUS ROG laptop is a good shout Bee

Really no better value for money, every other laptop producer lists a grand extra for the brand

(Razer, Alienware)

[dusty magnet]

basic rog laptop?

ROG is a brand...

[icy cloak]

I'M SLEEPY :c

[mint spear]

Hello Sleepy.

[icy cloak]

shortcuts not working RIP

/D:

\D:

[mint spear]

🤔

[icy cloak]

AHH

D:

oh.

[dusty magnet]

r u on mobile?

[mint spear]

Are... Are you ok?

[icy cloak]

I'm on my laptop

[dusty magnet]

[icy cloak]

No I'm not okay but thanks for asking

[dusty magnet]

is it a nice laptop

im in the market

[mint spear]

It's an ASUS ROG

[icy cloak]

MacBook Pro?

[dusty magnet]

[icy cloak]

Hey I think you guys are pretty great

Wanted to let you know

[mint spear]

Hey I think you're pretty great.

Just thought you should know.

[dusty magnet]

Hey Kai I think you are wonderful as well and I enjoy talking to you

[short saddle]

Hello!

[dusty magnet]

Hello baba!

[icy cloak]

Baba! Hello!

[short saddle]

Yeah im pretty great ngl

[mint spear]

You are.

[icy cloak]

truth

[short saddle]

Great at being not great

An akward

Being

[dusty magnet]

okay i know what laptop im getting

[short saddle]

Thats bot how you spell it dummy

[icy cloak]

I'm really socially awkward and they said I'm pretty great

So you're pretty great too, baba

[short saddle]

Nice

You are all pretty great too

I like ppl here

[sterile tartan]

I'm existencely awkward

[short saddle]

They are nice

[icy cloak]

except JOHN

[mint spear]

I'm that awkward I make myself cringe.

[short saddle]

samn i missed the stop

[icy cloak]

JoHN can't make TEA correctly

[dusty magnet]

Steep the tea

[icy cloak]

steep the tea.

[mint spear]

Who is not steeping tea?

[icy cloak]

JOHN

[mint spear]

wtf

@undone moat - You monster.

[icy cloak]

^

[short saddle]

Im not super into tea

But i like it

[icy cloak]

As long as you don't hate it, I'll let this slide

[mint spear]

I hated tea for the longest time.

[short saddle]

I dont know all the elaborate types and mixes

[icy cloak]

.ban @mint spear

[wraith roost]

Lakitu#2235 You can't use this command on users with a role higher or equal to yours in the role hierarchy.

[mint spear]

Well well well, how the turn tables.

[icy cloak]

lmao

Remember when you said that seeing my name in the mod chat felt wrong

how the turntables

[short saddle]

Damn

Thats an epic fail

[mint spear]

Now watch this for a power move.

[icy cloak]

oh no

[short saddle]

How the turtles

Swim

[icy cloak]

.ban @icy cloak

[mint spear]

Oh no, where did the color go.

[dusty magnet]

oh she gone

[short saddle]

Traitor

[sterile tartan]

Oh how the turbles have taned

[mint spear]

I was gunna make her trial mod.

[magic cloak]

[icy cloak]

I'm so hurt

[dusty magnet]

NVM not buying that laptop

[sterile tartan]

Heck

[magic cloak]

But you already have a 2080 bee

[icy cloak]

heck

[magic cloak]

Why buy a laptop

[dusty magnet]

1080ti*

i need a laptop for school

[magic cloak]

1080 2080 all same

[icy cloak]

@mint spear Someday I'll outrank you

If I don't get banned before then

[magic cloak]

[mint spear]

I hope you remove me from my role and then delete the server.

[dusty magnet]

i could make you admin rn tbh

[magic cloak]

Me?

Yes thanks bee

[mint spear]

Nice, congrats Gamer.

[magic cloak]

Then i can finally speak to sean Murray

[dusty magnet]

oh wait

i cannot

only trial admin

[mint spear]

Lmao, you will be very disappointed Gamer.

[magic cloak]

And then delete the server after giving him my suggestions for nms

[fleet orbit]

.b @fleet orbit

[sterile tartan]

.a

Almost muted myself but I already did that once

[dusty magnet]

if anyone wants to buy me a laptop ill give you a smile!

[sterile tartan]

Coffee or bust

[dusty magnet]

ill buy you coffee!

[sterile tartan]

Alright lemme just check my balance and-- I could buy you a Barbie laptop

[icy cloak]

I wish I could buy you a laptop ngl

But I am a poor poor college student

[dusty magnet]

poor college student gang!

[sterile tartan]

I'm not in college I'm just poor. Now that's sad

[dusty magnet]

im just poor cause im fucking terrible at managing money

[sterile tartan]

I keep forgetting my hair is LONG AS HECK and it surprises me randomly

[dusty magnet]

longk hair

[sterile tartan]

Yee

Brb

[dusty magnet]

i also have longk hair

[icy cloak]

@dusty magnet Tbh you need a locked bank account, you're gonna run yourself into the ground buying legos and knives

[dusty magnet]

hah honestly true

[icy cloak]

I have shurt hair

[mint spear]

+1 for locked bank.

[dusty magnet]

tho i rarely overdraft. im good about only spending what i have

[icy cloak]

which is not much atm

[dusty magnet]

ive only overdrafted like twice i think

[icy cloak]

lmao I'm just joking around

[mint spear]

In all seriousness, teen years are all about wasting money.

[dusty magnet]

yes!

im only doing it cause i know i can afford it haah

[fleet orbit]

Bee buy me lego :D

[icy cloak]

I spent so much fucking money on clothes and starbucks dude

Buy Red some legos

[mint spear]

juice

juicy

juice

I did too, now I'm the tightest person I know with money.

[fleet orbit]

Lakitu is a white girl!?

[icy cloak]

I mean basically

[fleet orbit]

WHAT

[icy cloak]

I'm more yellow tbh

[fleet orbit]

I thought she was kpop

[icy cloak]

i'm very pale but I am Asian™️

[fleet orbit]

so kpop

im sorry

dont hit me plz

[icy cloak]

no, you are correct lmao

[mint spear]

She has the power to mute you now.

[fleet orbit]

But me and Lak are friends :)

right...?

[mint spear]

[icy cloak]

We are friends

[fleet orbit]

Yes!

[mint spear]

um.. i was wondering... um... whuts da wecammended dedotaded wam I should have forer survur