off-topic-bond-james-bond

[mint spear]

I spoke about this before I think.

can i be mike pretty pretty pleeease

[torpid dust]

With all these staceys

[icy cloak]

ahah Brad

[mint spear]

[undone moat]

hey man, all I'm saying is: I could've been called Dr. Freeman in school, and I would've fucking owned that title and been proud of it

[icy cloak]

Yeah but now you're John and I like John more than Gordon

[gaunt reef]

My full name is actually two first names and it creates a lot of confusion among my folk because they don't know what religion I am

It's hilarious seeing their mind blow from it

[torpid dust]

Soukamohammed

[clever vessel]

Gordon Freeman

[mint spear]

Sohail Brian

[torpid dust]

Lmao

[sterile tartan]

You did Hex

Because youre a GPS

[mint spear]

Yeah I thought I did. I shall not repeat it again in that case.

[gaunt reef]

Wait do we have a policy against self public reveal

[mint spear]

If you're stupid enough to do so, that's on you.

[short saddle]

How can yoh forbid someone from revealing their identity

[gaunt reef]

Ok cool

Nah some servers delete messages like that

[torpid dust]

No you can doxx yourself if you want

[gaunt reef]

So I thought

[torpid dust]

Your fault if you get stalked

[icy cloak]

HI IM KAI

[arctic eagle]

If you dox yourself I'm coming voer there and I'm going to kiss you

[fleet orbit]

I live in the whitehouse

no kill please

[arctic eagle]

that applies to everyone

[gaunt reef]

Anyway my full name is Sohail Karan
Sohail is a muslim name, Karan is Hindu and it's my dad's first name

[mint spear]

Ok that's a cool AF name.

[torpid dust]

I actually feel like I knew that

[fleet orbit]

My name is god awfull

[torpid dust]

Oh no you never said Karan but you did say your last name was your dad's first name

[mint spear]

Awesome

[icy cloak]

bet thats a lie

[undone moat]

don't kiss me

[sterile tartan]

My name is super generic

[undone moat]

I don't want your germs

[icy cloak]

@undone moat Get over it, accept people's love, you fuck

[sterile tartan]

Anna Marie

[undone moat]

NO

[gaunt reef]

So when I introduce myself as first name they automatically assume I'm a muslim
Then sometime later they get to know my full name and they go all "wtf I thought you were a muzzie" but then are doubly confused that I don't have a real surname

[torpid dust]

Anna Marie is a nice name

It's like Bane Marie and that's how you make tempered chocolate

[short saddle]

My surname is obnoxious for not polish ppl

[icy cloak]

indeed

[torpid dust]

Czechowski

[short saddle]

Nah

[icy cloak]

I meant Anna Marie is a nice name

[torpid dust]

Pilkjowitz

[short saddle]

It doesnt even end with ski

[mint spear]

Something super English.

Like, Smith?

[short saddle]

Ah f it imma say it

[torpid dust]

Smithski

[mint spear]

lmao

[torpid dust]

Jalotzsha

[short saddle]

Hows that for a surname

[mint spear]

🙌

[gaunt reef]

What is that l

[torpid dust]

How much do I like Baba?

[short saddle]

Lol

[mint spear]

I wouldn;'t know how to pronounce it but I like your sirname.

[icy cloak]

that surname is a e s t h e t i c

[torpid dust]

Jaloza!

[gaunt reef]

Lmao

[short saddle]

Yeah

Yaloza

Idk

[mint spear]

👌

[short saddle]

Ł

[torpid dust]

I can't even do that L on my phone

[gaunt reef]

Polish, right?

[short saddle]

Yeah

[gaunt reef]

Nice

[undone moat]

this is a wall.

I have been staring at it for a while now.

[short saddle]

Idk i actually wouldnt mind someone stalkimg me

[icy cloak]

thats a nice wall

[short saddle]

Could be interesting🙃

[torpid dust]

It's less fun that you think

[short saddle]

I know

[torpid dust]

It's like, almost charming for a couple hours

Then it's really not

I got stalked so hard by this one chick that I forced myself to get back with my Ex so she'd leave me alone

Fucking yikers hours

[mint spear]

Eeesh

[short saddle]

It gets uncomfortable

[gaunt reef]

Wow that's harsh

I don't think I've been stalked, but I'll never know for sure

[short saddle]

Get back with ex

[arctic eagle]

I hope I never get stalked because I like the feeling of being alone

[undone moat]

I'm pretty sure one of my exes from high school is still trying to find me tbh

[short saddle]

Holy moly

[gaunt reef]

I'm pretty sure most of the people I've known irl don't remember me anymore

[undone moat]

apparently she called my close friend a couple months ago and asked about me

[short saddle]

I actually have never had a partner

[gaunt reef]

And I'd like to keep it that way

[torpid dust]

They're overrated Baba

You don't want one

They suck

Especially wives

The. Worst.

[undone moat]

if she tries anything I'm probably gonna get the police involved tbh

maybe a restraining order

[short saddle]

I kinda figure its not fun to be attached tk someone

For so long

[arctic eagle]

SHE'S SUMMONING THE FORBIDDEN ONE STOP HER

[icy cloak]

@undone moat wow you really got creepy girls falling all over you huh

[short saddle]

And worry about them

[mint spear]

The hell is your housemate doing in that pic Nyx?

[gaunt reef]

Is that some ritual

[arctic eagle]

STOP HER

[undone moat]

I attract psychos for some reason, idk why

[icy cloak]

[gaunt reef]

Opposite for me

[arctic eagle]

Well you attracted me

[torpid dust]

She's trying to summon my cat

[gaunt reef]

I am attracted to psychos 🥴 🥴 🥴

[mint spear]

Oh

....

[arctic eagle]

just shake some fuckin dreamies or something

[short saddle]

Same sohail

[torpid dust]

Bro he hates dreamies

Like for real

[mint spear]

what is a dreamie

[short saddle]

Like

[icy cloak]

I'm attracted to fuckin NERDS

[undone moat]

just act like me, sohail

get loud

[arctic eagle]

What, isn't that like blasphemy for cats??

[short saddle]

Yuri

[undone moat]

GET MAD

[torpid dust]

P much

[icy cloak]

Calm down

[arctic eagle]

Holy shit

[torpid dust]

But he's also mentally disabled so

[mint spear]

what is a dreamie

[arctic eagle]

Aww

[undone moat]

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!?

[mint spear]

Mentally disabled cat gang 🙌

[mint spear]

what is a dreamie

[icy cloak]

BURN LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN

[mint spear]

👀

[arctic eagle]

Dreamies are treats for cats

[mint spear]

ooh

And they taste delicious.

[arctic eagle]

You know that cereal, Krave?

Imagine that but with me

[mint spear]

can I have one?

[dusty magnet]

HI THEO

[arctic eagle]

meat

HEx what

[icy cloak]

who is Theo

[mint spear]

They genuinely do taste real nice.

do they taste like chicken

[arctic eagle]

hex

they're cat treats

[gaunt reef]

I've also tried some of my dog's treats

[mint spear]

Yes.

[dusty magnet]

Theo is the cat

[arctic eagle]

hexagonal

[icy cloak]

oh

[gaunt reef]

It's mostly bland so idk why he liked them

[icy cloak]

i love Theo

[torpid dust]

Teddy, Theo, Theodore

[icy cloak]

t e d d y

[gaunt reef]

Bruh why is Sean tweeting an egg

[torpid dust]

Teddy Roosevelt Hesketh

[gaunt reef]

OH

[mint spear]

Cause of the thing.

Been posted on the official FB page too.

bread is human food

we still feed it to dog

[gaunt reef]

Ya I realised that the moment I typed my question

[clever vessel]

Wait what!!!

[torpid dust]

Leaked Breeding

[mint spear]

if we feed human food to animal

[clever vessel]

🥚

[torpid dust]

Breed the creatures

Egg

[mint spear]

why can't animal food we be eating too

[gaunt reef]

My dog hated bread, it would get stuck on the roof of his mouth

[mint spear]

my brain died for a second, sorry for that grammar

my dog inhales anything

except fruit/vegetables

she won't eat those for some reason lol

[gaunt reef]

Mine inhaled those too

Practically everything edible

[sterile tartan]

I missed the stalker comversation

Whoops

[gaunt reef]

Whom did you stalk

[arctic eagle]

Do you have an interesting stalker story 👀

[sterile tartan]

Not really lmao. Nothing that interesting. Had an ex somehow get my new phone number after I moved across the country once though

[arctic eagle]

Oof

[undone moat]

fasijfa;skjfa\

WHY DOES EVERYTHING GO WRONG WHEN IM NOT IN

FOR FUCK'S FUCKING SAKE

[mint spear]

Cause you're not in.

[undone moat]

my asshole is a BURNING RING OF FIRE

[icy cloak]

@undone moat WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ORANGE JUICE

[arctic eagle]

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

[jaunty copper]

kitty hugception

[fleet orbit]

WHO HURT YOUR ASSHOLE?!

[sterile tartan]

Awwwww

[undone moat]

I DID

I ATE SPICY WINGS LAST NIGHT

I'm gonna fucking piss everywhere dude holy shit

how did they fuck this up so badly

[arctic eagle]

You're a man of strange desires

[mint spear]

Oh

[arctic eagle]

What happened

[fleet orbit]

dont piss on the cat john

[undone moat]

work

[arctic eagle]

Ahh gotcha

[undone moat]

they had one job

ONE JOB

[arctic eagle]

They probably won't appreciate you pissing everywhere

[fleet orbit]

^

[undone moat]

fucking

tsunami of piss

[icy cloak]

how about no

[arctic eagle]

Oho actually that gives me an idea

Gonna make a band and play in a church so I can say "fuck" and stuff in front of all the good christians

[fleet orbit]

but why

[undone moat]

why not

that sounds like an excellent idea

[short saddle]

Let ppl enjoy things in peace bro

[icy cloak]

^

[fleet orbit]

let me piss in peace

[undone moat]

no

I will stare you down

thousand yard stare

[fleet orbit]

Dont look at me while I piss please

[icy cloak]

Dont be creepy.

[short saddle]

John

[fleet orbit]

And you know what John, I can see you doing that

[short saddle]

You are a puzzling individual

[undone moat]

https://tenor.com/wexA.gif

[arctic eagle]

Who's with me? Church fuck band?

Yay? Nay?

[icy cloak]

Nay

[short saddle]

Doesnt sound nice

Imho

[undone moat]

uh, find a better name

[short saddle]

Naenae

[undone moat]

and I'll consider

because "church fuck band" sounds absolutely wrong

[icy cloak]

[arctic eagle]

Ah yeah hm

New idea

Turn back time and become all of the greek gods

[gaunt reef]

Which Greek god is about ass fetish

[arctic eagle]

Whoever comes with can become a greek god but it means we have to kill the current ones in the past

[gaunt reef]

I'll be that

[icy cloak]

probably Ares tbh

[sterile tartan]

That's a lot of identities to keep track of

[undone moat]

I call Hephaestus

[arctic eagle]

It'll be cool I already have my notebook full of names

It's a hitlist

[gaunt reef]

Ares is just an anagram of arse

Hmmmmm

[undone moat]

if you had a list of people to poop on, would it be a shitlist?

[arctic eagle]

asre

[sterile tartan]

Aw Isther isnt Greek

[short saddle]

Claus is an anagram for lucas

Holy shit

[arctic eagle]

I'm going to tackle you into the abyss

[gaunt reef]

Lmao Baba

[sterile tartan]

Can I have a Babylonian goddess

[icy cloak]

I would choose aphrodite but she was a bit of a bitch in the Illiad so

[short saddle]

Hajs

Babalonian

[sterile tartan]

Cuz her symbols are bunnies and eggs

[arctic eagle]

Obviously I'll be Zeus

[undone moat]

hey aphrodite marries hephaestus

I forgot about that

[icy cloak]

oh cmon

I'll be tyche then.

No offense, I'm just not ready for another divorce

LMAO I saw that

[arctic eagle]

WHo the shit is tyche

[mint spear]

You are.

[icy cloak]

Goddess of Fate and Fortune and crap

[arctic eagle]

Wait the point isn't to recreate the gods it's to kill them and take their places

[undone moat]

soooo...

[icy cloak]

Are we only choosing olympian Gods?

[arctic eagle]

OH GOOD GUCKING CHOICE

[undone moat]

lady luck?

[arctic eagle]

I'll be tyche too

[icy cloak]

Cmon man

[undone moat]

we're all tyche

[icy cloak]

I'm Tyche, you can be demeter

[undone moat]

the real tyche was the friends we made along the way

[arctic eagle]

Actually I use imperial so I don't know what demeter is

[undone moat]

HAH

[arctic eagle]

I know deinche though

[icy cloak]

lmao

[arctic eagle]

Nah I'll stick to Zeus

Why be one when you can rule them all

[undone moat]

my fucking shirt smells like hamburger

'qqlejd

[icy cloak]

get different shirt

[undone moat]

I need to shower

[sterile tartan]

Inanna is the ancient Sumerian goddess of love, sensuality, fertility, procreation, and also of war this was meant to be

[arctic eagle]

With your shirt on?

[undone moat]

no silly

I need to take it off

[icy cloak]

"and also of war"

like an afterthought

[sterile tartan]

goddess of love and sex... Oh yeah and I guess war too

[arctic eagle]

FUCK AND KILL

[undone moat]

in either order, both are crimes

[sterile tartan]

I could be Ostara instead

Neither of those are Greek

IDC though

[icy cloak]

fuck marry kill

[undone moat]

I am the god of FUCK

[sterile tartan]

aka Eostra

[arctic eagle]

fuck marry kill:
yoda mr. peanut sonic

go

[icy cloak]

can I pin it all on one

[arctic eagle]

You may

[icy cloak]

Mr Peanut

[mint spear]

F: Sonic
M: Yoda
K: Mr Peanut

[arctic eagle]

hm

In which order?

Also good choice Hex

[icy cloak]

Actually

F: Mr. Peanut
M: Yoda
K: Sonic

[mint spear]

That's still pretty fair.

[jaunty copper]

i am allergic to peanuts

[mint spear]

What about you Mrs Woop?

[jaunty copper]

take that as you like

[mint spear]

So Mr Peanuts would Kill you?

I see.

[silent wagon]

Mr Peanut is dead tho.......

[arctic eagle]

F: Sonic
M: Mr. Peanut
K: Yoda

[undone moat]

KILL EM FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

[silent wagon]

https://youtu.be/6UIKq9u6xUM

[sterile tartan]

I was gonna say what Hex said

[icy cloak]

Tbh I'd marry Mister Peanut but that would mean I would have to fuck Yoda or Sonic so

Thats not happening

[arctic eagle]

I'd fuck sonic because he's be fast at least

Yoda's too wrinkly for me

I'm not into oldies

[silent wagon]

Mr Peanut died, no necrophilia allowed

[sterile tartan]

Hmmmmmmmm

[icy cloak]

Marrying Yoda for his enormous fortune

[mint spear]

Sonic for the same reason but I'd marry Yoda for his wisdom and learn a few things since I'm being forced in to this.

[arctic eagle]

I'll just wait for Baby Nut to grow up to like 24

that sounds HORRIBLE holy shit

[sterile tartan]

I could say some really bad things but I feel like that would be a bad idea

[arctic eagle]

what divine travesty drove me to say THAT

[undone moat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/146101654981312513/646487170709717002/fuck.mp4

[gaunt reef]

Goodnight!

[icy cloak]

Goodnight Sohail! Happy Birthday!

[mint spear]

Goodnight Sohail.

[icy cloak]

@ripe jackal What does this mean

Sounds interesting

[ripe jackal]

idk

chari

chasir

CHAIR

fuck

[icy cloak]

I see

[ripe jackal]

the status?

[icy cloak]

yes lmao

not chair

[ripe jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JniShTWwJn4

[icy cloak]

The utter fear of being rickrolled, dude

[arctic eagle]

what does the chair mean

[ripe jackal]

it is a song

[undone moat]

hey

[arctic eagle]

The chair?

[ripe jackal]

however it is not rick assley

[arctic eagle]

ASSLEY

[undone moat]

}

[arctic eagle]

hellow comrput

[icy cloak]

hello

[icy cloak]

[mint spear]

[undone moat]

[icy cloak]

Can I get a vibe check real quick

[ripe jackal]

ok

[icy cloak]

My vibe has been iffy today

[ripe jackal]

bonk

[arctic eagle]

[hushed root]

RED ALERT - VIBES CONTAMINATED

[icy cloak]

osht

[hushed root]

STERILIZATION PROCDURE INITAIATED

[icy cloak]

[undone moat]

ITT: snakes with clothes

[icy cloak]

I LOVE IT

[inland grotto]

Snek

And snekko would be the diminutive form.

[hushed root]

i'm proud of papa snake

[arctic eagle]

I'm going to eat them like spaghetti and spit out the clothes

[icy cloak]

NO

[hushed root]

what about the needle-like bones?

[icy cloak]

no one will be eating the sneks

[undone moat]

eat my snake

[icy cloak]

[inland grotto]

No

[arctic eagle]

we need a more threatening emote

[mint spear]

Only cause it's you and you're quite threatning.

[icy cloak]

Where's aethena's emote?

[mint spear]

must have removed it.

[icy cloak]

It was too threatening.

[sterile tartan]

Awwwwwweww

[mint spear]

[sterile tartan]

The snek with the sunhat

Is precious af

[arctic eagle]

I can make a uhhh

Another one if yu'd like

Hold on

[undone moat]

Woop.

[icy cloak]

John Computer

[undone moat]

W o o p .

Woop is dead

[icy cloak]

RIP

[undone moat]

idaho

[icy cloak]

Will miss him/her/them/it

[undone moat]

aaaaaa

I am getting impatient

when's my card coming in

I want to do the upgrade

[icy cloak]

aaaaaaa

[untold venture]

weird all i've read about the 6700k hyperthreading bug said i should be deactivating it.. i did but it made thing worse... ???

🧐 ⛈️ 🙀

and for some reason i had to apply a microcode update manually???

[undone moat]

@fleet orbit tokyo

[icy cloak]

drift

[fleet orbit]

what

[undone moat]

dorifto

[fleet orbit]

im hungry now

[undone moat]

come

[fleet orbit]

I read that as borito and not as dorifto

[undone moat]

I will prepare more hamburgers

[fleet orbit]

I think I will play some games on my own to make my mood better

[icy cloak]

dont go, he slices the cheese too thick

[undone moat]

hOH

[fleet orbit]

Thanks for the odffer though

[undone moat]

FUCK U LAK

[icy cloak]

oh wait nvm

His sister slices the cheese too thick

[undone moat]

WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY OTHER OPTIONS

[icy cloak]

Sorry John mb

[undone moat]

AJHSHJSJ

[dusty magnet]

Too thick tbh

[icy cloak]

^

[sterile tartan]

[icy cloak]

wtf

[untold venture]

too much information

[sterile tartan]

Okay PCman what the heck

[dusty magnet]

Bit far there john

[icy cloak]

hmmmmmmmmm deleto

[undone moat]

Thanks, RX-7.

[icy cloak]

I will do the honours

[fleet orbit]

Can we ban computerman!?

[icy cloak]

No we like him too much

[undone moat]

ACK

[dusty magnet]

No but we can ban red

[icy cloak]

its unfortunate

[undone moat]

NO

[fleet orbit]

:(

[icy cloak]

No Bee we cant

[fleet orbit]

okay bye guys

[dusty magnet]

I'm jk ILY red

[icy cloak]

we like Red too much too

[fleet orbit]

dhjsadkshkj

[sterile tartan]

I'm just gonna start deleting his suggestive messages. He knows better

[fleet orbit]

affection

I like it

He doesn't know better though

[fickle obsidian]

hi

[sterile tartan]

He should

[fleet orbit]

This is all he knows

[sterile tartan]

Hi

[undone moat]

ALL I KNOW IS BLOOD

AND RUST

[sterile tartan]

PCman lives in a Fallout game

[fickle obsidian]

learn to yoyo at yo yo-yo.com and get a free yoyo with each yoyo lesson yo

[dusty magnet]

Cinnamon + sugar + butter + pretzel = :)

[sterile tartan]

Yo dawg I heard you like yo-yos

[fickle obsidian]

yo

[undone moat]

punch me in the gut

[sterile tartan]

Never

[arctic eagle]

[dusty magnet]

Hi woop

[arctic eagle]

hi

[dusty magnet]

Hi

[arctic eagle]

hi

[fickle obsidian]

woop trigger discipline plS

[dusty magnet]

Hey

[fickle obsidian]

hi

hey

[arctic eagle]

TRIGGER YOU SAY

[fleet orbit]

computerman I still don't have a gf >:(

[arctic eagle]

really wish i was better at this

[fickle obsidian]

PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER @arctic eagle

[undone moat]

but lakitu is

[arctic eagle]

make it bigger

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/676538310805422082.png?v=1

[undone moat]

your

girlfriend

[dusty magnet]

No they broke up remember

[fleet orbit]

yeah we broke up

I'm still not over it

[icy cloak]

I don't even know anymore

[arctic eagle]

i can be your girlfriend

[dusty magnet]

It was tragic

[undone moat]

fine, red+woop

go frick

[fleet orbit]

Wait, Woop

[icy cloak]

Am I Red's girlfriend? I am married to Computerman? I don't know, man. I don't know

[fleet orbit]

Lakitu, do you give me consent to move on

it's been 2 years

I wanna move on

[icy cloak]

Yeah go ahead it's your life

[arctic eagle]

Before you go out with me, we need to place some ground rules

And there's something you should know

[dusty magnet]

Air rules too

[arctic eagle]

I'm the shadow lord running the entire world

[fleet orbit]

Okay Woop, I am listening

[icy cloak]

Water rules

[fleet orbit]

Ah, that's fine

[dusty magnet]

Fire riles

[arctic eagle]

I'm everyone's girlfriend, everyone's boyfriend

[dusty magnet]

Rules

[fickle obsidian]

woop gf services are excellent highly recommend they be your girl and friend what more could you want

[fleet orbit]

DSAHJK

NO

[arctic eagle]

I'm married to everyone

[fleet orbit]

WE ARE NOT POLY

[arctic eagle]

I control the governments

[fleet orbit]

IM OUT OF HERE

[undone moat]

I'm bound by contract to Lakitu, unfortunately

[arctic eagle]

I control the air

[icy cloak]

Big oof.

[arctic eagle]

I control the skies, I control the tides

I control the speed at which lobsters die

[fleet orbit]

Sorry Woop, but we didn't agree to be Poly

[undone moat]

if I try to escape my shackles I will be erased from time

[dusty magnet]

Woop is gos

[fleet orbit]

I'm breaking up with you

[dusty magnet]

God

[arctic eagle]

hh

[icy cloak]

I mean if you were to ask nicely john

[sterile tartan]

I read tides as tiddies

[undone moat]

nope, impossible

[fleet orbit]

LAKITU X COMPUTERMAN!?

Cuties

[undone moat]

nO

[icy cloak]

LMAO

[sterile tartan]

Ugh, couples. They're so gross right @silent wagon

[dusty magnet]

I wanna go shopping

[undone moat]

she's an angel and I'm a big ugly gremlin

[dusty magnet]

Who's coming with me

[sterile tartan]

smh my head

[undone moat]

it's impossible

[fickle obsidian]

everyone knows trios are better

[icy cloak]

big ugly gremlin man

[undone moat]

ye

[fickle obsidian]

@torpid dust is obligated to shop with @dusty magnet

[icy cloak]

ooo can I come shopping

[dusty magnet]

Yes!

Shopping trip

[icy cloak]

[undone moat]

I'm gonna climb up the shelves

and throw bags of chips at people

[dusty magnet]

Okay John is not allowed to come

[icy cloak]

gremlin man

[undone moat]

too bad

I'm coming

[arctic eagle]

is it weird that I was thinking the same joke, Leon

Wait I'm the shadow lord of course I was sthinking of that

[fleet orbit]

Ew

computerman i didnt need to know that

[undone moat]

but you wanted to and you know it

[main stirrup]

hello

[undone moat]

moonwatcher

lakitu n crew are going shopping

[main stirrup]

nice

[arctic eagle]

can i come

[undone moat]

I'm gonna throw chips at people

[arctic eagle]

I want to buy some COOL THINGS

[main stirrup]

you throw those chips

[arctic eagle]

I need to buy more gauntlets because I punch people so hard they break

[icy cloak]

"lakitu and crew" it's Bee's mall

[undone moat]

foine

[fickle obsidian]

yes bees are smol

[undone moat]

bee and crew

[icy cloak]

@dusty magnet Are you smol or tol

very important

[fickle obsidian]

stol

[undone moat]

stalling

[sterile tartan]

I live in a fairy tale land

[undone moat]

MAYDAY MAYDAY

[icy cloak]

wowoowowow

very pretty~

[undone moat]

🛬 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[fickle obsidian]

huh, I forgot the sky existed

it's been clouds for weeks now

[dusty magnet]

Kai I yam 6' 1"

[icy cloak]

TOL!

[fickle obsidian]

wow

[icy cloak]

wowow

[undone moat]

wow that's like

[dusty magnet]

V tol

[undone moat]

my height

[fickle obsidian]

so many feet

[sterile tartan]

I didn't realize I took a clear pic around the sun

[icy cloak]

I lied about my height I'm only 5'6 ahahhaha

[fickle obsidian]

you must need a lot of shoes

[undone moat]

ack

stomach hurty

[arctic eagle]

Bee is smaller than I

What a tiny boy

[undone moat]

woop is giant confirmed

[sterile tartan]

I'm uh... Almost 5'2

[undone moat]

come crush me

[arctic eagle]

I'd love to, Johnathon, but you don't have the money for that

[icy cloak]

Mr. If Anyone Touched Me I Would Scream

[undone moat]

A

[icy cloak]

[undone moat]

NOBODY CAN TOUCH ME...

... except for woop

[fleet orbit]

touches comp

[undone moat]

:JSHOIHDPCUIHPEF

💥

[fleet orbit]

YES HES DEAD

jk

[icy cloak]

NO HES DEAD

am I happy or sad

[sterile tartan]

Yes

[icy cloak]

I mean he didn't steep the tea

but he didn't burn the burgers either

I don't know.

[undone moat]

I'M BACK

[icy cloak]

welcome back

[fleet orbit]

Lakitu

[undone moat]

ANYWAYS

[icy cloak]

Red

[fleet orbit]

hi

[undone moat]

Woop can touch me

[sterile tartan]

I wanna play something. But Idk what

[icy cloak]

hello!

[fleet orbit]

how are you doing?

i wanted to say something else but i forgot

[arctic eagle]

I have a threatening Aura

I like

[undone moat]

grapes

[arctic eagle]

I have the walk speed of Incineroar

Imagine Incineroar walking towards you and that's me all the time minus the fur

[undone moat]

so you're a hairless buff cat

got it

[sterile tartan]

I dont like Incineroar

[arctic eagle]

Incineroar is much too slow for me to play

I prefer Byleth or Chrom or Pit

[silent wagon]

He's furry-bait

[undone moat]

I actually like incineroar

[icy cloak]

oh sorry I died for a sec

@fleet orbit How are you

[sterile tartan]

I just don't like its design personally

[hushed root]

Hey guys wanna see an anime skeleton??

[fleet orbit]

Hey, I asked you first!

[undone moat]

no

[fickle obsidian]

i don't know how tol i am i only know how smol i am

[silent wagon]

Incineroar is furry-bait and Gardevoir is r34 bait, prove me wrong 😤

[icy cloak]

You first, Red

I asked second

[undone moat]

pokemon in general is just bait

[fleet orbit]

mumbling

That's how I am

[fickle obsidian]

is gardevoir the plant maiden

[fleet orbit]

how are you?

[icy cloak]

[REDACTED]

[undone moat]

oh my GOD

[fleet orbit]

FINE

I see how it is

[mint spear]

Phyne

[undone moat]

just TALK ALREADY

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[fleet orbit]

AAAAAAAAA

[icy cloak]

AAAAAAAAA

[fickle obsidian]

BBBBBBBBBBB

[undone moat]

I'M GONNA LOSE MY MIND

[mint spear]

Yall mofos scream 2 much

[fleet orbit]

Me and Lakitu already talked in dms

[icy cloak]

It's just John

[fleet orbit]

we are like best friends, since childhood even

[icy cloak]

John is lOUD

[fickle obsidian]

we are John

[undone moat]

NO

YOU ARE NOT ME

I AM ME

YOU CAN NOT BE ME

FOR I AM ME

[icy cloak]

look he's yelling again

[undone moat]

LAKITU IS A GREMLIN

[fleet orbit]

Okay actually

[fickle obsidian]

sometimes

[arctic eagle]

that's very polite wow

[icy cloak]

[fickle obsidian]

thank you

[icy cloak]

sad lakitu noises

[fickle obsidian]

i put the silverware over there

the table will be deranged shortly

[arctic eagle]

Take the fork but please spare the table

[fickle obsidian]

You will be unseated after some time

[undone moat]

CHACH

when is the mail comingggggggggggggggggggg

I'm gonna piss

[fickle obsidian]

when you turn around

[sterile tartan]

The table will be deranged???

[icy cloak]

gdi just go to the washroom

[undone moat]

where do you think I AM

[fickle obsidian]

The table shall be deranged

[undone moat]

OH LOOK AT ME I'M GONNA PISS OFF THE EMPIR- wait no that's something I'd actually do nvm

[arctic eagle]

Piss off? Hah

I'm gonna piss ON the empire

[undone moat]

I'm gonna piss off the empire state building

[arctic eagle]

Oh

See I won't go that far

The empire will do nicely

[undone moat]

I already told SOMEBODY in here I'm gonna piss off the grand canyon

[fickle obsidian]

too many steps

[icy cloak]

no

[undone moat]

I'm gonna piss at famous locations across america

leave my mark

[icy cloak]

That's what restrooms are for actually

[fickle obsidian]

smh restrooms but they don't have anywhere to sit

[undone moat]

piss off the washington monument

[fickle obsidian]

and people use the bathroom in them

gross

[silent wagon]

@undone moat Piss off of the Space Needle

[undone moat]

HELL YEAH

[silent wagon]

And Statue of Liberty

[undone moat]

I'm gonna find a way into the astrodome just so I can piss in it

[silent wagon]

Beat records for highest piss

[undone moat]

CHALLENGE PISSING

[icy cloak]

Bee are you still here

[sterile tartan]

Pffffff I have a Survival map on Minecraft called "Dead" and a creative one called "too ded"

[undone moat]

I am so fucking bored

holy shit

[sterile tartan]

And No Man's Craft which I'm just using an alien pack on

[icy cloak]

@undone moat read book

[fleet orbit]

eat ass?

[undone moat]

I like how I act like the embodiment of rage yet my phone's wallpaper is just kinda serene

[sterile tartan]

Alien-Worlds

[icy cloak]

lol

irony

[fleet orbit]

COMPPUTERMAN IS NICE

[icy cloak]

He called me a gremlin

[undone moat]

which is true

[icy cloak]

You also called me an angel earlier?

[undone moat]

which is also true

[white spire]

computerman u gotta have a more rage inspiring background

[icy cloak]

[undone moat]

angelic gremlin

[white spire]

angelic gremlin

[arctic eagle]

Set me as your background

[icy cloak]

it is.. acceptable

[arctic eagle]

I am rage incarnate

[white spire]

woop go away

[arctic eagle]

What the fuck

Okay daddy

[white spire]

loser

[undone moat]

wOW

[white spire]

woop this is public we dont do that here

[arctic eagle]

Just kidding I'm daddy

FINE OKAY

[white spire]

wait whos dad

[arctic eagle]

Uhh

Both

[icy cloak]

Joe

[white spire]

fuck

[arctic eagle]

All three

We're like when someone gets shot by a laser and becomes three alter selves

[undone moat]

hmmmm

[white spire]

i dig that icon theme btw

[icy cloak]

I like that one more

[arctic eagle]

Sav is the romantic, I'm the reckless, Joe's the rational

[undone moat]

what am I

[white spire]

computer

[undone moat]

combouter

[arctic eagle]

rage

[icy cloak]

c o m p u t e r

[mint spear]

rage

[white spire]

rage

[undone moat]

RAGE

[icy cloak]

I've been told that John is actually very nice

[arctic eagle]

the four R's

[mint spear]

rage against the dying of the light

[white spire]

rage rage, against the dying of hte light

FUCK YOU BEAT ME TO IT

[mint spear]

first

[icy cloak]

nice

[undone moat]

I AM NOT NICE

[mint spear]

brutal, rage, without mercy

but you

[arctic eagle]

Don't go gentle into that good night

[mint spear]

you will be worse

[undone moat]

I JUDT

[icy cloak]

@undone moat YES YOU ARE

[undone moat]

JUST

[mint spear]

squeak and whine

[undone moat]

CARE ABOUT SOME THINGS

[mint spear]

until they give up

[icy cloak]

YOU LIKE STELLA

[white spire]

i am evil

[fleet orbit]

computerman is actually nic

[icy cloak]

^

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/modernfamily-stella-gif-4793455

[fleet orbit]

he listens to my many problems

[sterile tartan]

I apparently died on this map. Heck

[arctic eagle]

sav be like

I'm evil

[white spire]

woop im going to track you down

[sterile tartan]

Omg

[white spire]

HEY WAIT

@arctic eagle

ha

[icy cloak]

ComputerJohn think he is big bad gremlin man

incorrect

He just can't cook good

[arctic eagle]

meanwhile i'm here like

[white spire]

you're here like?

[icy cloak]

🥚

[white spire]

🥚

[icy cloak]

hey, the chat's all red

[arctic eagle]

H-hey guys~! sowwie uwu i'm shy uwah~...

[icy cloak]

neato

[undone moat]

MY BOSS IS CALLING ME WHILE IM ON THE TOILET

AAAAAAAA

[icy cloak]

DONT ANSWER

[arctic eagle]

Hey boss sorry about this I'm in the middle of some shit at the moment

I'd ask you to piss off but that's what I'm doing rn

[icy cloak]

Red keeps disappearing

😓

[arctic eagle]

Just put a tracker on them or smth

[undone moat]

they keep fucking complaining that the database is slow

[icy cloak]

Maybe the database is slow

[undone moat]

fuck off, be glad it even works because I sure as hell don't

I'm working with a dead man's handiwork here and I don't know how to fix it

[jaunty copper]

rip

[fleet orbit]

aaa

what do I need to say?!

[icy cloak]

Oh just hello

Wondering where you went

[jaunty copper]

@undone moat recreate the indexes or add columns to them

[fleet orbit]

Did you need me?

[icy cloak]

no sorry

did not mean to disturb

[fleet orbit]

You didn't disturb!

[undone moat]

the card should be here soon

[fleet orbit]

And I like being disturbed, shows that someone cares for my precense

[icy cloak]

I care for your presence

[fleet orbit]

^^

[arctic eagle]

Red I'm going to tackle you into a pit and then be very awkward because I do not like being alone with people

[undone moat]

faf

[fleet orbit]

Wait, will you also be in the pit?

[undone moat]

yes

[fleet orbit]

If you are, I'm okay with it Woop

[undone moat]

you will both be in the pit together

[sterile tartan]

No clue where my house is

[undone moat]

the PIT

we're ALL in the PIT

[arctic eagle]

We're both in the pit

[icy cloak]

I don't want to be in the pit, I get scared in crowds

[arctic eagle]

two's a company, three's a crowd

When pitted against three people I would also be scared

[fleet orbit]

It's only me and Woop

[arctic eagle]

yeah you can come join as long as you're not afraid of being in a crowd

a minimum crowd anyway

[icy cloak]

Oh yeah, Woop I'm also afraid of you.

[arctic eagle]

Oh that's understandable

I'm powerful and also imposing and also a btich

[fleet orbit]

But are you afraid of me?

I'll protect you from Woop

[icy cloak]

I am afraid of everything, sorry

[fleet orbit]

even me :(

[icy cloak]

:c

[white spire]

i am afraid of nothing

especially not woop

[icy cloak]

pfp is literally a person in fetal position

[undone moat]

I am above the pit, watching

[icy cloak]

"I am afraid of nothing"

[undone moat]

simling

[icy cloak]

simling

[white spire]

it's TORNADO POSITION

[undone moat]

simkdmsp'pksmfksmdf'skmfksgf;jksgoje;ogjneojgne

[white spire]

are u okay

[undone moat]

gpd

annie

[icy cloak]

He's rebooting

[undone moat]

annie are you okay

are you okay

[icy cloak]

annie

[undone moat]

are you okay annoe

annoie will you tell us, are you oksu,

[fleet orbit]

even my new friend is afraid of me :(

[icy cloak]

oksu

Has nothing to do with you, Red, I have crippling anxiety

[undone moat]

you;br nrrn jiy nuy, uoi;br nrrm dytuvk ny, s dmooyj vtimisl

bzzlins

[arctic eagle]

Well saviour i'm not afraid of you either

[icy cloak]

have I offended Red

[fleet orbit]

No!

We are good ^^

[arctic eagle]

And even if they tried, red couldn't protect anything from me

I will consume them

[white spire]

no u wont

i saw that

[undone moat]

no you didn't

[white spire]

oh okay

[fleet orbit]

Woop

you cannot consume me

[undone moat]

Woop

[fleet orbit]

as I haven't given concent

[undone moat]

you can consume him

I'll give his consent for you

[arctic eagle]

I

Usually don't get consent for consumption I just sorta do it

[fleet orbit]

thats no no bad bad

[arctic eagle]

do

[undone moat]

@ripe jackal vore detected

[ripe jackal]

vore time

[arctic eagle]

you ask food for consent before eating it???

[ripe jackal]

sav im going to vore you

[arctic eagle]

i'm missing something

[mint spear]

Did someone say vore

😳

[icy cloak]

🥚

[undone moat]

eat egg

[white spire]

what

[undone moat]

kev's gonna vore you

run

[fleet orbit]

runs

[icy cloak]

🚪 🏃‍♀️

[undone moat]

🚪 🏃

[fleet orbit]

I wish I had external emotes

:(

[icy cloak]

big sad

[undone moat]

keep talking

and uoi ekkdw'pdkc

you will

[icy cloak]

uoi ekkdw'pdkc

[arctic eagle]

[mint spear]

Ok

[arctic eagle]

[undone moat]

open the door

get on the floor

[arctic eagle]

[silent wagon]

I shouldn't be allowed to talk in the State of Decay Discord, lol. They were talking about TV prices and I couldn't resist

[white spire]

what the hell ist his emote

when did we add this

[icy cloak]

mlem

[mint spear]

Good question

[undone moat]

@white spire

oop shit

[mint spear]

Kill it with fire

[white spire]

lmfao

[mint spear]

@white spire

[icy cloak]

@white spire

[white spire]

oh no

[fleet orbit]

@white spire

[undone moat]

fuck

[white spire]

everyone is looking at me like that

[undone moat]

I need to wash my blanket

[arctic eagle]

[undone moat]

it smells like laundry

[icy cloak]

if you wash the blanket I'm gonna steal it

[arctic eagle]

I'm going to fire my love at you sav

[icy cloak]

Wait is it the electric blanket

[undone moat]

no

[icy cloak]

well nvm then.

[arctic eagle]

[undone moat]

the electric blanket also needs to be washed though

[icy cloak]

wash it so I can steal it

[mint spear]

Wash it plugged in

Gives you +5 skill points

[arctic eagle]

wait fuck fuCKFUCK FUCK