#off-topic-bond-james-bond
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I will resist
Nice
My feelings will be hurt
I want a hug
@lost shore Hug time
Wooo
Ok
gorg
clorg
Hello there
General Kenobi
Mmmm
(Hello!)

;lkj
ben tenobi
I'm thirsty but alright
🚪 🏃♂️
@storm ocean You first
@icy cloak 
oops

I'm sorry Mr. Admin Man

No clue
I like that
@short saddle
Makes me feel important c:
I'm gonna pull a nyx
Hey watch this : @mint spear
UwU
I'm gonna get myself banned in one easy step
Usually if I get a ping, someone's fucking something up. It's rare when it's someone saying hi lol
I got banned for an n word
@lost shore Hi
Here we go
@undone moat
Someone said say backwards word backwards and i did
Try me
WELP
@undone moat accept our fuCKIN LOVE
Love
my love, sure
that might land me in jail for most of my life, but sure
@everyone
Seriously though @undone moat, you going to be around later tonight? I've got a RAM issue I can't figure out
@short saddle noooo. That's actually someone....
Ik lol
oh boi
I might be
Alright. I'll dm you later
today's episode of computerman is brought to you by walking your boss through diagnosing the database while holding in world war BROWN
Oh no


I'm out for a while. Y'all take care.
❤️

I love nobody
@undone moat Bossa Nova time
I hate everyone equally
@arctic eagle you have failed the vibe check
I'll hate you
@short saddle ❤️
I'll remain neutral to everyone equally
Its in my name tho
I love pillows
except when they give me reason not to be
I love you
I love Tea
You are an awesome artist zug
GGJ in 1 hour
So much
True tbh
I would draw but I have zero pencils
Unless we work for AAA studios where our soul is slowly sucked out of our body
@undone moat Use pen
You can borrow my broken pencil
I want to get back into graphite
laughs because digital art
But messy
True
I can definitely see the allure of digital art though
No smudges, you can undo shit
I've tried to draw on my phone but it always looks like shit
Not sure if drawing tablets make it better
I can respect that
Invest in a cintiq
A what
Big digital canvas. Makes drawing/painting feel more natural
Been using Wacom, but I think I want a cintiq
Wait lak are you artsy fartsy too?
Wacom tablet good for coffee shops
I mean, I like to draw
Awesome
I wouldn't say that I'm good at it
Lotsa artists here
Meh, most people are over critical of their own stuff
Yep
I'll think a piece I did looks stupid and someone will look at it and say it looks great
I mostly like drawing pokemon lolol
Cool 
Nice.
Actually I haven't done a drawing I want to do in a while. Might whip one up real fast
2:00 here 😫
Yoda got dropped on his head as a baby
Ew
Smj
Eastern time
Ew
1:13 gang
Ayy
Ew pacific time
Booo
Anywho, off to reading
enjoy, Soul
MST masterace
Be careful @silent wagon
Wrong
Looks dangerous
WHO is blasting country music in my abode
oh god I'm actually gonna shit myself HELP
Hello Bee
There are no rhymes for your name and I am sad
Noah's ark
Noah's Bark
Noah will thanos snap everyone
Oh my god he's playing minecraft again
it gud!
Yes!
also i bought so much junk food
Bee gon be thicc
Been sticking to spinach, rice and chicken/salmon for a few months now
Healthy but miserable

Though I did have turkey and shit for christmas 😳
wait Baggedmilk ate Shit for christmas
"I did have turkey and shit for christmas"
nice
English is hard and I don't want to speak it anymore
just learn russian with me
reduce reuse recycle
What goes out must go in
Hallo
Hallo
Guten tag mein fruend
Ah fuck I don't know french
recycle toxic waste
turn it into cheese using magic and science
profit
this is my plan to save the world from pollution
Wait wait I just realized that I don't actually know Milk's name and my head is always like "oi his name is Milk"
Cock n ball
@open bane tortute
turture
fuck
torture
I can't give my irl name here because it'd be easy enough to find out who I am @icy cloak
@mint spear I understand
With hockey there's quite a bit of info
You are forever Milk
Tbh yeah
Zach
D
oops cock blocked
googles norwegian names
👌
Smh my head
Oh fuck milk's name is Adolf
please tell me your name is BERGLJOT
No lmao
No
But one of my middle names is Anders
KJELLFRID
I'm done giving info like i said lmao
Actually if your name was Matthias it would be lit
@mint spear I'm just messing around at this point
you don't need to share
And then I would hunt you down and shake your hand
Nice
Can I call you bergljot
Sure lol
Thanks, Bergljot
Yes
Scandinavian squad
But my family is from there
They immigrated after ww2
Got sorta tired of europe after being occupied by nazis for 4 years lol
Go figure
lmao
@mint spear is your name cum
Yeeted
I bet your old last name is yoinkus
Dude my initial were almost KKK until my parents decided to not be dumb at the last minute
Lmao

AHA LOL
@storm ocean is your name actually Abloane uwu
Nop
@smoky tree
Oh shit didn't mean to ping
just curious as to if Abloane was a real name
no no I understand
His name is borb birb
Fatty acid
Bergljot
😳
Hi Gleam
lol
I'm just glad I wasn't given a stereotypical norewgian name tbh. There are many olafs, svens and solveigs in my family and that'd just be cringe ass nae nae baby 😳
Not very Coco Chanel tbh
I shall now always call you Sven
Count Olaf.
SvenedMilk
His name is FUCKIN BERGLJOT
I have no idea how to pronounce that so I'm here just whispering "bur-gull-jott"
It is pronounced Bobby
mb
My norwegian is shoddy but I think it's something like "bear-igliot"
even better
Because j's are almost never pronounced like j's in english
Use tongue
The tension
You don't have the choice
You broke him, Ablo
That is why I stayed
Are all the websites down now
😫
I would say I want another season of WT, but the last season sorta sucked ngl so it's a no from me
Damn 2017
Ages ago really
2015 feels like last year
Nice word
My devoir is to destroy Milk

Aw
I take no joy in this
I feel slightly basic
🥳
If I'd paid full price for it, that would disappoint me
I do like the gradient. Beats solid colors any day

Lol^
Imagine Emo G Records accepting my demo that would be sicc i'm not expecting it to happen but lets see
That would be awesome. I'm rooting for you
🤞
Thanks, the track is not finished yet but still need to fix some things
so far mix sounds clean tho
Sounds good. I think they’ll accept it

This book is fucked
What book?
the ghengis khan one?
Oh?
there's cum stuck in the pages
lick it
nO
....
Not loading for me
Yep. It’s been happening to me a lot more lately
Just started happening to me like an hour ago
I've even sent that here before, lol
You broke it
cute person complimented my hair at work, only wish i hadn't been too busy to compliment them back 😔
lol, at rocks
Missing textures?
I get my magnet tomorrow
magnet as in fridge magnet or as in could lift a car magnet?
Well
Fishing magnet
Not quite a car but it can lift up to 360lbs
i hope its packed in more than just bubble wrap 🙂
what is it for? coffee cup holder? 🙂
hehe i wonder what would be the perfect magnet strength to hold a coffee cup from the side...
oops wasted another cup full of coffee, magnet too strong... <
We Went Magnet Fishing At A State Park & You Won't Believe What We Found!! It was like any other day magnet fishing looking and finding treasure but today i got a brand new brute super magnet for magnet fishing .We did really well today magnet fishing this state park we found...
magnet fishing looks fun
definitely looks more rewarding than fishing real fish i wouldn't eat anyway...
I did it
it's over
WELP time to literally never play astroneer again as I have COMPLETELY burnt myself out of it
@icy cloak be proud of me
lol
🔥
so uh, i went out on a limb and got a ~fancy remote~
And I kinda hate how good it is
Like seriously, fuck universal remotes after this thing...
good job, now if only i could do that with that #other-games i started to play recently... 😛
again...
But really, if you have a bunch of remote controlled media devices, don't bother with universal remotes, spend the extra bit and just get a Logitech Harmony IR remote
This fuckin' thing
In like a minute, I got it doing everything the universal remotes took several minutes to do and more
i'm stuck in my room so everything is at harms reach... why then why do i have to struggle with remotes too!%?
Well mainly this is a great thing if you're in the weird habit of picking up old arcane technology
Which somehow I've developed the bad habit of doing
no no, i got 2 out of 3 computer monitor that have remotes
Fug, I read the whole book
who book
wait.
WHERE'S THE OTHER HALF OF THAT PILL
OH GOD DID I TAKE IT TOO
nvm we're good.
@jaunty copper This book
I have zero self control and bought the second one immediately after I finished it 😅
whomst ping
its ringing in here...
me
be proud
also I've come to make an important announcement
any pickles that aren't dill pickles SUCK
and any other opinion is WRONG
picky dills?
I like eating whole pickles
holy pickles
dilly picks?
Random question to ask oneself. When's the last time I took a selfie? 🖕
203
121
8x10
-49
gay
Say Hello to Jaskier 
Hello Jaskier
someone texted me asking if I'm indian, I said yes and he replied with some website he had hacked and held ransom on and showed it to me because ???
National pride? Maybe they are Indian also
he wanted to ask me if the hindi he wrote was accurate, so nah I dont think he is indian
but lmao
All they really wanted was a reply and you following the link so they could compromise your phones security
Prolly some high level hitman/master level hacker from the dark side of the dank web bruh, watch out
this is like if a kidnapper called up a random number and asked him "how do you translate 'I have kidnapped your child and demand a ransom' in hindi?"
Tell them you will translate for 35%
A true professional always works alone
lmao

I hate that the screenshot is literally like something ive seen 20 times now on mutahars dark web browsing series 😑
Hey y'all
"If you're good at something never do it for free." Joker
thanks jeremy
your welcome dad
👋 hey hey
ive managed to completely flip my sleep schedule over the weekend
what is it
i woke up at 6 pm and now its 11
oof
neither time or obligations can control my true form
night is nicer since it's cool and quiet
nobody can bother me cause theyre sleeping
also i have a question @gaunt reef when is your actual bday
the 69th day
that's march 9?
yes
nice!
ok this is very important for what im about to do
birth year?
2001, hbu?
the bite of '95
A
S
no that would be Gleam
I'm ur cool uncle
how are u my child? is it lit? haha yeet
bro...
bro...
I had this classmate in college, her birthday was on 7th
so we decided to celebrate both of ours on the 8th
it was fun
unfortunately she wasn't 2 days older than me but I was 363 days older than her
Can I post a WIP animation here?
as long as its SFW
cute
Aa thanks
oo nice tweening, it's very smooth
ahh discord images are still broken
Aye
Hello bergljot
do you ever just wake up with Back In Black playing in your head for no apparent reason?
nop, curious
Hey lak whatsup
It was so fucking windy last night it wasn't even funny. Bunch of our trees lost branches 😫
They'd better go find them
True tbh
But it was so bizarre, yesterday it was like 3c, which is quite warm for this time of year but whatever, but by about 12am last night the temp jumped up to 11c and that's when the crazy wind started
So fucking weird. It's back down to 5c this morning
weird
Wind hasn't been too bad for me
but it is the windy season now
(not for me, just for the prairies and wherever you live, I suppose)
it would be wild if there was a windy season that blew in floating islands
Yeah it is chinook season right now but for the temp to just jump almost 10 degrees into double digits in a couple hours then drop back down is 😳
Also it's pouring rain rn so yay flooded basement
Yeah, it's my day off so i'll probably go for a hike, nice and warm outside with little snow
yeah
I'm touring a campus out of curiosity and I sparked up a convo with the head of the IT club and for the first time in my life I lowkey feel like I belong somewhere
Good tears!!!
Das a good feeling
Awh, that's really good
now I'm just sitting here, holding back tears of relief and joy in a vaporwave hell of a college campus
🙏
That's wonderful ♥️
for ONCE things might start looking up dude
Have things been rough lately? :c
also @torpid dust I see you are listening to Jack Stauber and I approve
you haven't noticed?
@undone moat I haven't been wanting to pry
You know me as being angry all the time but I swear to god I'm not
I'm usually quite the opposite
I know, I've been joking about that
Well, if things haven't been so good as of late, I'm sorry, and I'm really happy things are starting to look up
Jack Stauber is top tier music
Indeed
I heard Two Time and listened to it until I had wrung every last dopamine molecule out of that goddamn song
and useful
It would make kissing troubling
I didn't know kissing involved spitting
I mean it involves saliva
fair enough
so technically we all spit dopamine
Ahahha lmao
lmao
On a whim I picked up Lindsey Stirling's latest album and damn, gal can violin. Forgot how well she played
I shall now go search for Lindsey Sterling's latest album
No regrets

ahhh what was that guy who was on Americas Got Talent that played the piano and did electronic stuffff
Thank youuu
Tokio Myers is good though, he was on BGT
Gotta go find it now
I completely forgot about him
daMMIT I dropped my pen and it made me jump SO HIGH
lmao
Revelations of Levitation:
Sudden stimuli create the capability of overcoming gravitational force for a few nanoseconds that feel like a few seconds. With sufficient sensory deprivation and varied intervals of stimuli, extended levitation of organisms may be possible.
Further research is required, however.
okay, Leon is high
i get that a lot
He is high, because he is levitating
I dunno why, maybe it's because i forget how triangles and spoons work sometimes
understandable
@mint spear has this been your experience with triangles
I bet that's John
But yeah, I just joke about him being angry
Computerman is great

I matched with a person I went to school with like 6ish years ago last night and we talked for a few hours and she stopped replying 😎
there is still hope
that happened and it continued this morning, then just stopped. Might just be busy but we shall see
not really a big deal but i kinda just don't enjoy in general how ppl don't tend to hold conversations
I hope everything works out Zoid!
not specifically for dating, even friends
Yeah ngl I'm all over the place while talking
it's all good turtle, thanks!
Sometimes I'm here and sometimes I disappear doing something
yeah discord is a bit different too
i guess i've just been in a weird place lately so i'm overreacting to littler things
It's fine, I getchu
Discord is hard to focus on when it comes to conversations, true, unless you're talking with someone you care about
L-l-l-l-l-l-like y-y-y-y-you 
yeah like i have a server that's just my brother and I and that's our main form of communication
😳
woop senpai baka
I have a server that's just me and a friend
I don't know why we don't just use DMs but ah well
server you can have custom emoji

🍉
tasty
i'm an egirl but i have nitro

TFW I’m still using the baguette picture Zoid drew 
i'm only good at three person+ convos, one on ones with me eventually just die 'cause i dunno what to talk about, lol
Yoo anybody mb knows why my laptop goes dark every second or so? xd (not a screen saver)
WotD: Oust
to expel, to take the place of someone
is it being charged right now? @north rampart
check the connection, most laptops tend to have different brightness profiles depending on whether they're charging or unplugged
i set both screen saver settings (while charging and while not charging) not to use screen saver at all (never go sleep etc.)
it still does a bit
bro
time to finally get, VLC?
or is there a better fancier video player now
@gaunt reef yea exactly
If only it was less windy out
I would definitely go test this magnet out at the river
I'm sorry, Summoning Salt.
https://twitter.com/Bonkinson
what the hell is this
why has it been in my recommended for a week
How is everyone's Saturday going? c:
zzz
💤
F in the comments
also follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/EluTranscendent
my youtube is filled with memes now
ffs
So long gay bowser
I think its doug bowser
Saturday is good minus work
Yeah hi
Hello there
General Kenobi
:3 thank you
I have to do it everytime I'm sorry
❤
♥️
:c
GELLO
Like capital G God
God's real name is GELLO
But its written in capital G
all caps
I'm woop but since I killed multiple gods, both of time and chaos, i have stolen their titles and become them
So if ur not god
I'm not God
You said u dont exist
But I am a god
Woop is Satan and we all know it.
How am i talking to you
GOD'S only language is ALL CAPS all the time
@short saddle Maybe ur high?
Hey I've only been to the underworld ONCE and it was Hades' wedding
Dude! I was there too!
The reception was to die for
I loved the flower arrangements
pronounce titles tittles and only the tittiest among us deserve them
Gorgeous Moods Rule
R u a gamer
no
R u ok?
i embrace gorgeous Moods
Buster wolf?
Gamera
Sorry
I mean it wasnt a happy mariage
my fault xx
It was forced
grumbling mumbling rag
Like a bet or something lmao
YO SAME
the sky cries every time
As soon as I saw that hot piece of ass that was Hades, I had to get my hands on it

Omg

Same
hoddy hades
I love hades ass
WE ALL FUVKED HADES???
Nah
Oh
He way outta my league
sometimes
I wa just gonna say we had a lot in common
Nah he only buys me flowers and coffee, but it's getting serious
Woop is his side hustle
|Shrooms
shooms
Mooshroom
Captain toad
i saw a jojo fashion game that wasn't based on bizarre adventure and it was the saddest thing
Mr saturns from earthbound are so good
I'm fine with being Hades' side bitch
Who is the best waifu?
u
Oo
My main boo is APHRODITE HERSELF
Wow
Big disappoint
I'm a spirit but I'm far from holy
That sounds like one of my pickup lines, wow
Ghibli films are now on Netflix yeet
oh hey I just realized
Dude it's time to marathon ghibli movies with the gang
I woke up this morning and didn't trip balls
@undone moat I don't know what that means but if you're happy I'm happy for you ??
don't think they're available in the US yet actually
@icy cloak my meds made me act all weird in the mornings
I think it's May for US
May is when the HBO streaming service that's gonna have all of them launches
We don't get the Netflix releases, at least according to my short research trail
It's either that or pay for the HBO streaming thing when it comes out. Damn
Or have a friend who has them all anyway

Hmm, have any of you tried using Google's music manager app lately for uploading music to play on your phone?
Last time I tried it it seemed pretty barebones
@undone moat Ah, lol, sorry
Nope, never messed with that music app
I use Google Play
I also pay for it so I can just like download whatever I want lol, but I am assuming that's not what you're interested in.
Yeah, I use the Play Music app for my offline stuff
Spotify gang
But have been finding it finicky to directly transfer via usb cable because it keeps being weird
Like my computer doesn't want to consistently recognize wtf is plugged in
And it's only with phones because maybe Android i dunno
Maybe it's your phone
That's my only guess. Back to having no idea 
You have to go to settings on the phone and configure it as a storage device.
Does Pixel even run android, btw
Yes
Ok
That's the thing, I have been Zoid, still doesn't seem to like it 🤷♀️
Yeah unfortunately you have to do it every time you plug it in
Might be a workaround but i don't know of one
actually here you go
so it is the phone. Or at least its software
yeah by default it configures it as a tether or something I believe
It's not really a bug though, just a weird choice of a default behavior
Yeah. Appreciate ya checking Zoid, but that's what I have it set to already

interesting
Gonna try again here in a bit and see if it's any better
Yikes












