#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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clever vessel
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Mm

mint spear
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Yes, it is oily. But it's not palm oil cause that's banned as much as possible in my house.

icy cloak
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@mint spear The unicorn cup does make the drink taste nicer and you should tell your kids that I agree with them

lost shore
clever vessel
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Especially if you add a teaspoon of sugar

icy cloak
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I used to hate kids and now, idk, the concept of a child is pretty great

mint spear
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Maybe I'm just a mean Dad for not being able to read their minds.

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My youngest daughter had a tantrum over dinner cause she wanted to eat her dinner cause it tasted good but she "accidentally" ate 5 chocolate cookies when she was playing out the front.

icy cloak
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lolol

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I relate

mint spear
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👌

icy cloak
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God, I'm still just a child, aren't I

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When do I ever get to feel like Adult™️

mint spear
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Never

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I'm 31 and still feel exactly like I did when I was 16.

icy cloak
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That's reassuring

mint spear
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Just got to pretend like you know what you're doing and make it look as if you got your shit in order.

icy cloak
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growing up is a scam

mint spear
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It genuinely is tbh

icy cloak
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Except I now have a fantastic sense of fashion so there's that

mint spear
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That sounds like a win to me.

storm ocean
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I still feel 14

clever vessel
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Maybe you are

storm ocean
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I turned 19 last month

clever vessel
storm ocean
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I'm older than you zug

clever vessel
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False

storm ocean
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true

mint spear
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maybe

storm ocean
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Also when do I start feeling like I know what I'm doing

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Or you know start feeling like an adult

clever vessel
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7 years

mint spear
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For me it was realizing what my end goal was and working out a way to at least attempt to achieve it.

storm ocean
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Like everyone from my highschool looks like they know what they're doing and I'm sitting here confused as hell

night bobcat
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They don't know shit

mint spear
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^

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100%

storm ocean
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I'm just going by how life goes normally

mint spear
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I can promise you it's all a face, even 90% of grown ups you encounter do not have their shit together.

storm ocean
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livin it like I normally do

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I thought I would gain some magical sense of thinking after turning 19 borb

night bobcat
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No, just more hair

mint spear
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And then eventually less hair.

storm ocean
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ACTUally im balding already

night bobcat
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Yeah, and hair where it wasn't before

mint spear
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My hair is turning silver. 🙌

night bobcat
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Nice

mint spear
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I am so fucking happy about it too.

storm ocean
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I'm losing hair left and right

night bobcat
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Mine is just gray, not pretty silver

clever vessel
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More hair and less hair at the same time

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I want silver red hair

mint spear
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So

night bobcat
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I wanted white

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Maybe I'll dye it

mint spear
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Copper is a silver red no?

storm ocean
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yes

mint spear
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Just don't aimlessly wander through life is my only personal piece of advice.
Work out what you wanna achieve but don't put a target/time limit on it.

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You'll more than likely get side tracked with other stuff you wanna achieve whilst achieving other stuff.

clever vessel
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I guess so

undone moat
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double cheeseburger

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oh I guess my internet's back

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that was odd

night bobcat
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Yeah, we missed you

undone moat
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I'm using my switch for the first time in forever

night bobcat
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What game

clever vessel
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Double cheeseburger

night bobcat
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Mmm

mint spear
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Nice, great game.

night bobcat
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My favorite

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I always get the addon fries though

undone moat
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ngl I'd love a good double cheeseburger rn

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😩

clever vessel
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Yeah

undone moat
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playing kirby

shall we explain copy?
"no"
explains it anyway

icy cloak
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lmao

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You're gonna LEARN and you're gonna LIKE IT

undone moat
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man kirby super star has such a fucking unique sound to it

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like you could hear it from a mile away and immediately go "aw shit that's fucking kirby dude"

icy cloak
dusty magnet
mint spear
clever vessel
dusty magnet
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Me
Going to work aeyesa Not going to work

icy cloak
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Oh hello Noah/Bee

clever vessel
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Bring the work to you

dusty magnet
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Oh hello [REDACTED]/Lakitu

mint spear
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Why you redact it?

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She already said her name is Lenny.

dusty magnet
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Hmm I was not here for this

icy cloak
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I... no

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My name is not lenny

clever vessel
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Lenny kravitz

dusty magnet
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Aha! Hex is a list!

icy cloak
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And Hex is full of shit

dusty magnet
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Liar*

clever vessel
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Friar*

dusty magnet
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!hex

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Aw

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.hex

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Hmm

mint spear
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Lakitu 01/16/2020 Lenny Is also correct

clever vessel
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.hex

icy cloak
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What

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I demand screenshots

mint spear
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ok

undone moat
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oof ouch switch make my hand cramp

clever vessel
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There you go

undone moat
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oh yeah I forgot

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@icy cloak do you want a stella pic I took a while back

icy cloak
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Of course

clever vessel
undone moat
dusty magnet
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She monch

mint spear
rare mauve
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Um ok

clever vessel
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Lenny

mint spear
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I am many things but I am NOT a liar that lies.

dusty magnet
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Okay I need someone to convince me to go to work

mint spear
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(I am)

undone moat
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man now I want to play SM64

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wtf is happening

rare mauve
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Wait that means you are

mint spear
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Bee, please go to work.

rare mauve
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Idk

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No bee state

clever vessel
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Go to work NOW!

rare mauve
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Stay

dusty magnet
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Shit hex that's a compelling argument

mint spear
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If you go to work you can earn money to purchase more breakfast burritos.

dusty magnet
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:O

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Time to zoom

rare mauve
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Or build a spaceship

mint spear
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^

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Need money to build a spaceship.

rare mauve
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Yes

undone moat
clever vessel
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At least $3

rare mauve
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Ye

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At least 3 dollars

fickle obsidian
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thonk should i start fretting that an order i made Sunday this week hasn't shipped yet thonk

rare mauve
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No?

mint spear
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Hmmmmm

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Depends if you paid for speedy delivery or not I guess.

rare mauve
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Depends on when it said it will ship by

fickle obsidian
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i did not, and it did say it would get here by tomorrow or Saturday

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but it said that last time I ordered something and was here today

dusty magnet
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Here I go

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Off to work

fickle obsidian
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Say NO to work

dusty magnet
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(I'm still in bed)

fickle obsidian
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||good||

clever vessel
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Delivery is usually pretty inconsistent

fickle obsidian
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yeah

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unless it's delivered by Sam

clever vessel
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Sam is the best

mint spear
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Sam deserves a payrise tbh

clever vessel
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I give Sam 5 stars and watch him slowly put sticker on his pants

dusty magnet
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Thank you sam

fickle obsidian
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i give sam boots

clever vessel
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Mmmm

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Hex have you gotten to start it?

rare mauve
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Good luck at work bee at least you aren’t stuck in a slow last period of school @dusty magnet

mint spear
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Nope not yet. I had it in my cart on PS4 but changed my mind.

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I wanna hold out for PC.

clever vessel
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True

mint spear
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Kinda close enough to wait.

fickle obsidian
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go become a tester for Kojima Productions, big thonk brain way to play PC now

rare mauve
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Yes

clever vessel
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Will do

mint spear
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Huh, I hadn't even thought of that.

night bobcat
clever vessel
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Yong

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Yeeeeh

fickle obsidian
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yong wishes kojima would adopt him

night bobcat
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Kojima did

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Gg autocorrect

open bane
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Yong is an idiot

clever vessel
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Why

fickle obsidian
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he doesn't know how to make eggs

mint spear
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He can't even spell his own name IIRC.

clever vessel
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True that! Now I hate him!

torpid dust
clever vessel
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Nice dog

undone moat
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my emulator isn't detecting my controller

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fucking

mint spear
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I don't know who Yong is tbh

undone moat
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df;kljasd;fkl

clever vessel
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Yong youtuber

fickle obsidian
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i wouldn't recognize controller fucking either, so i sympathize with your emulator

undone moat
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oh I know why

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gimme a sec

clever vessel
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Ok

fickle obsidian
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-connects webcam- "LOOK EMULATOR"

icy cloak
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I am sorry @mint spear I didn't realize that I was Lenny

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I am no longer Lenny

clever vessel
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You're Lanny

mint spear
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Lakitu is not Lenny.

fickle obsidian
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yet

icy cloak
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I am not Lanny

clever vessel
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Kim

mint spear
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😕

icy cloak
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I am actually

Bee

fickle obsidian
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why do chats go down instead of up, or do they go up and i've been reading them as going down mistakenly

clever vessel
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Up

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Sometimes down

mint spear
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You've been reading back to front.

clever vessel
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Beekitu

undone moat
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IT WORKS

fickle obsidian
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Labeetu

clever vessel
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YAY

icy cloak
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I am Bee and Bee is me

undone moat
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Project64 is just kinda dumb and can't recognize the difference between a generic controller and an xinput controller

fickle obsidian
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I am Bee and Bee is me

clever vessel
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Bee is life

icy cloak
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We are all Bee

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Bee is life

undone moat
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I am not bee

icy cloak
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Zug is absolutely correct

fickle obsidian
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We are Bee and Bee are we

clever vessel
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Computerbee

icy cloak
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hive mind

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haha, get it, like Bees

clever vessel
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Bee mind

rare mauve
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Oooooo

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Join the bee mind

clever vessel
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Ok

undone moat
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BOOMER

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FCUCK

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A

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FREEMAN YOU FOOL

clever vessel
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Did you just get pwnd by a boomer

icy cloak
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Angry Computerman: The Complete Saga

clever vessel
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I've played those. Pretty fun

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A bit too violent though

rare mauve
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Gunter agreed with me

night bobcat
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Incoherent at times

rare mauve
icy cloak
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Wow, he might actually like you

clever vessel
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Gunter doesn't like many people

fickle obsidian
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lmao during my break i entered a random convo on twitter, just went back to check and somehow it spun out into a 20+ reply thread of some goofballs arguing back & forth, lol

icy cloak
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internet can be bad

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Oh look, NoahBee is back

mint spear
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oh yah

clever vessel
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Thankfully not here. Most of the time

icy cloak
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My english isn't working today, and I don't understand

night bobcat
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Seems fine

clever vessel
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You need to consume more starbucks

icy cloak
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Yes

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Thank you zug

undone moat
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consume more starbricks

clever vessel
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Yw

icy cloak
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is literally working at a tea shop rn

clever vessel
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Oh nice

undone moat
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gimme ur tea

icy cloak
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But I'm going to starbucks after lmao

clever vessel
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Hehe called it

icy cloak
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What kind Computerboi

undone moat
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uh

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TEA tea

clever vessel
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Blue

night bobcat
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smh

icy cloak
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I shall make the tea tea

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It's water with a bag of leaves in it

mint spear
night bobcat
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Oolong please

undone moat
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youRE A

icy cloak
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bone apple teeth

clever vessel
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T🍵 T

undone moat
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teat

icy cloak
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mm oolong

undone moat
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oblong

clever vessel
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Eeewwwww, long!

mint spear
clever vessel
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I'll show myself out

undone moat
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tits

icy cloak
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oolong is uh, healthy

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Mostly

dusty magnet
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goes to wrong work

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Smh my head

icy cloak
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LOL WHAT

clever vessel
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Bee

icy cloak
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Bee how

mint spear
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rofl

clever vessel
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Go to the right work

dusty magnet
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I'm on autopilot lol

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I went to my other job

icy cloak
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Bee, you're very special

torpid dust
dusty magnet
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Me last night

clever vessel
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Your kitty is Thom Yorke

night bobcat
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You were a cat last night?

dusty magnet
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Uh

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Yes

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Let's go with that

undone moat
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FOR YOUR SAFETY, PLEASE DO NOT SIT ON THE GOLF BALLS.

night bobcat
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Ty

dusty magnet
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Thank you John

clever vessel
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Yeah, thanks John

icy cloak
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Thank you John

mint spear
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Thanks John.

icy cloak
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Why do drugs when you can do hugs, man

clever vessel
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A similar high depending on the person I guess

mint spear
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Cause hugs don't hide the feeling of self worthlessness or blanket the negative feelings of every single mistake you've ever made.

icy cloak
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Dude when someone hugs me or when my friend holds my hand i just

I just die, fuck

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@mint spear Do you need a hug.

clever vessel
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Don't die

icy cloak
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No it's like a happy-die

mint spear
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I have ADHD and my choice is "self medication" or prescribed medication that is 100x worse than my "self medication".

fickle obsidian
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like melt in your mouth chocolate

clever vessel
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Melt on your face chocolate

torpid dust
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But have you tried hugs

mint spear
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I'll take the self medication thanks, it makes my life bearable.

icy cloak
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Hex, come get a hug

clever vessel
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Chat hug ready

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Go

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That was Great!

undone moat
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don't hug me from my backside

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I'll either fart really loudly or scream and try to beat the shit out of you

fickle obsidian
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they'll make @undone moat

mint spear
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I've been told my backside is better looking than my frontside.

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But, as quick as I turn my head in the mirror, I can't see it.

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🤷

icy cloak
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You just have to have faith

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That you have a sexy ass

clever vessel
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Agreed

fickle obsidian
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get someone to take a photo of your backside and walk around with it taped in your field of vision

mint spear
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Oh

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That's actually a great idea.

icy cloak
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Genius

fickle obsidian
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then forget it's you and go who dat sexy booty

clever vessel
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The G is silent

undone moat
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both my arms and legs are twitching

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aaaaaa

icy cloak
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Drink some water, John

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God, work is unbelievably boring today NOah

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Gets a big ol' unhappy Beemote

mint spear
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😔

clever vessel
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😀

icy cloak
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@ Hex are you sad

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Do.. you need another hug... or.. a cute animal picture

clever vessel
mint spear
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If a doggy burrito doesn't make you smile, are you even Human?

icy cloak
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aww

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Wait wait

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hold on a sec

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brb

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Enjoy some Sky-puppies

mint spear
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😩

fickle obsidian
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bats are cool

clever vessel
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Makes me hungry

icy cloak
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Bats are great

fickle obsidian
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is...it okay to keep bats? like okay for them and legally? thonk

icy cloak
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Oh nono

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They die really fast in captivity

fickle obsidian
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aww

mint spear
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Yeah but is he allowed to own one?

fickle obsidian
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lmao

icy cloak
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We had some at our local zoo, but thankfully they decided to move them elsewhere

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Uhh yes with a permit

fickle obsidian
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moral of the story, live around bats, don't catch bats

icy cloak
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For like, a rescued bat or something

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I googled all this a while ago because I love bats

mint spear
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A very good amount of fruit bats where I am.

icy cloak
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Babies

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I want

fickle obsidian
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so i heard you have a room open hex?

mint spear
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Is how I found out I have a dislike of bats tbh

clever vessel
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Found a cute Lil fuzzy one once in a tree right where I live

icy cloak
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Fuzzy bois

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Awwwe~

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My heart is exploding

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Very cute

clever vessel
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I wonder if they're nice like dogs

icy cloak
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I think they are noisy like dogs

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Very squeaky

clever vessel
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Huh. What does the bat say

icy cloak
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Like a sky-mouse

clever vessel
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Whoa

icy cloak
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Hold on I have another cute video

clever vessel
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That is cute

icy cloak
fickle obsidian
dusty magnet
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Bye bye umbrella

clever vessel
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Wow

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I like that an explosion occurs

mint spear
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I hate everything about that.

jaunty copper
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Prey demo footage

fickle obsidian
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lol

undone moat
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someone used all the hot water and my shower was cold

mint spear
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I hate it when that happens tbh

dusty magnet
mint spear
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Wanna drink it up hnnnnggggg

dusty magnet
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Slörp

storm ocean
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Slerp Slorp

civic ferry
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flushes toilet
@undone moat @mint spear

mint spear
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u fokin wote m8

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I shall end thee

untold venture
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i'm sleepy, allergies, my eyes want to go out of their socket, my nose want to fuck my brain...

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stupid drugs...

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i felt like i was on the wrong planet all my life and now i've got the physical isssues to prove it!

storm ocean
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Maybe you were

untold venture
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there was a bug in the spawning program somewhere...

storm ocean
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Someone ruined my stats

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I don't know who

untold venture
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that's the problem with life, where the menu? where's tech support? where's the bloddy GM?

storm ocean
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But they put the intelligence and looks slider really low

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Where's the loot box?

untold venture
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i felt pretty stupid all my life but the issue is that i've also felt like people around me where a lot worse... how is that possible...

storm ocean
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Ikr

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Why didn't I get to choose my stats

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Smh

untold venture
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is plain logic and discernment such a high value stat that it would fuck everything else?

storm ocean
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Actually all my stats are super low

untold venture
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is that why everybody seems to lack those?

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except gamers maybe... 😛

storm ocean
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People don't lack them, they just have upgraded their ignorance to a max stat

untold venture
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aint that true

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my father in 2010: "SEE! the guy on TV said internet is bad!"

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in 2020: Look on my phone the guy here takes a plunge he looks stupid hhahah....

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sigh...

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that was a heck of a step backward but hey... he's not complaining anymore...

clever vessel
fickle obsidian
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hospital

sterile tartan
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What a coincidence, I'm at a hospital

untold venture
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good luck... or whatever people are supposed to say..

sterile tartan
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Thank

dusty magnet
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@sterile tartan Everything okay

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?

untold venture
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yeah that.. 😛

sterile tartan
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Yeah I think so, just some ear pain
Realized my jaw is hurting too so maybe they're related

untold venture
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too much screaming at night?

sterile tartan
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Yep
Screaming at the sun. Otherwise it wouldn't wake up in time

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Have to start early so the sound travels across the world

dusty magnet
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Well im glad SOMEBODY is on that

fickle obsidian
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squeaking toys are made from the captured squeals of nature spirits

icy cloak
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The dogs are trying to free them

clever vessel
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Finally, we agree on SOMETHING

icy cloak
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Also hello, all

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I don't think I even said that today

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How impolite of me.

silent wagon
clever vessel
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Hi

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Who punched Yoda in the face

icy cloak
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Soul did

clever vessel
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Mean

icy cloak
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And they are displaying their trophy

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ik

silent wagon
fickle obsidian
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gerry

sterile tartan
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Jaw inflammation causing it

clever vessel
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For my whole life I've known the classic phrase ' suffering succotash', and I've never thought what the heck succotash is until today

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is succotash

sterile tartan
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Oh

clever vessel
jaunty copper
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lima beans are suffering

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indeed

silent wagon
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I forgot how good Teen Titans is

clever vessel
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I remember watching that in college. Funny show

silent wagon
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Yo, the Batman Beyond remaster be lookin fresh. Checking it out on the DC app rn

silent wagon
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Hawaiian pizza 😍

undone moat
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duuuuuuude my dad got to try out vr tonight

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he was fucking fascinated

lost shore
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hahah

clever vessel
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We may get a new psvr for next gen this year

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Maybe not the psvr 2, but one that's improved for ps5

fickle obsidian
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they will call it...PSVRTV

clever vessel
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Lol

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I just want a crisper VR experience, especially for NMS

silent wagon
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Need it for Superhot

clever vessel
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Probably games with things that are far away in general

fickle obsidian
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I wish there were VRcades around here that went the extra mile to make you feel like you were in the game

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Like with Superhot, have like hot streams of air blow past you around where bullets are blazing by

clever vessel
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Actually, that would be cool. Would also like to go play pcvr games that I don't have access to

fickle obsidian
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Mmhmm

silent wagon
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Yeah, when the dude in Superhot kills his body irl I want it to off me too 😩

clever vessel
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No real death pls

silent wagon
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I wish there were VRcades around here that went the extra mile to make you feel like you were in the game
Superhot ending intensifies

clever vessel
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Maybe someone could stand there and shoot you with an airsoft

silent wagon
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Nah, just make it go BLAM really loud directly behind you 😆

clever vessel
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Boom blam pow

rare mauve
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Goodnight friends stay stellar

clever vessel
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Sleep tight

mint spear
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Object was the weird demented looking dead tree in the bucket. I did the rest trying to make it less depressing and sad lol

lost shore
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Impressive

gaunt reef
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well I finally got the cold too

dusty magnet
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Hey guys remember... Don't do drugs

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Weed bad

mint spear
dusty magnet
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me rn^

mint spear
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Honestly same, I'm drinking my morning tea.

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Well, one of.

dusty magnet
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one of your morning teas?

mint spear
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Yes

gaunt reef
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probably some british tradition

dusty magnet
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holy shit i just finished an entire season of parks and rec in one sitting

mint spear
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Very nice Bee.

dusty magnet
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thank you hex

mint spear
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Hey it's not a problem tbh

dusty magnet
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im so sober rn. like its crazy how sober i am

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absolutely amazing how completely sober i am

mint spear
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Ah see, right now I am the exact opposite of that.

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7:37am, I'm not due to be sober for a few hours yet.

dusty magnet
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oh my god i want pizza

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so so so bad

mint spear
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Too late.

gaunt reef
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I just wanna sleep

mint spear
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I woke up at 3:40 for no reason what so ever.

gaunt reef
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I did wake up around 3am too because I thought my dog puked again

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false alarm

mint spear
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😩

gaunt reef
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its like taking care of an old person

mint spear
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Poor doggo. 😦

gaunt reef
#

he's trying his best too

#

and he's lived a great 12 years so its alright

#

he nearly went 6 days without eating anything, that was scary

mint spear
#

At least he's still trying.

#

6 days would have got me too tbh

gaunt reef
#

he finally did eat, yesterday

#

such a relief

mint spear
#

Give him all the scratches and fusses.

silver mantle
#

Ive been sober since Saturday

#

Anger levels increasing

#

I can't even type properly

mint spear
#

I keep trying to stay sober but I just accepted that I more than likely never will be.

#

Which, I'm quite fine with tbh

silver mantle
#

Yours doesnt lead to a hangover though

#

Which is the only thing I hate

mint spear
#

That is extremely fair.

silver mantle
#

I know "best way to avoid a hangover: dont stop drinking"

#

But my stomach would disintegrate

mint spear
#

That's some big brain thinking.

silver mantle
#

I hate puking

dusty magnet
#

puking not fun

mint spear
#

Unless you're in to that kinda thing.

silver mantle
#

I may look like it but I dont have an eating disorder haha

mint spear
#

I enjoy eating too much 😩

#

One of the few things that makes me happy.

silver mantle
#

I love eating too

storm ocean
#

Me too

mint spear
#

Sometimes when I'm eating, I like to pretend that the energy I'm putting in to my body will be used for something important like running a marathon or fighting off a group of evil elves that sneak up on me before trying to persuade me in to purchasing health insurance.

#

"I already have health insurance you stupid elf."

#

Is how I would respond.

storm ocean
#

That's a pretty vivid imagination hex

mint spear
#

Thanks, I'm still waking up. Give me an hour please.

#

Or don't, it's up to you.

storm ocean
short saddle
#

Im hopeless

#

Im not good at anything

storm ocean
#

What's wrong baba

short saddle
#

I fucked up 2 tests in a row

#

And it was really simple

#

Easy

silver mantle
#

Some people aren't good at tests; that doesn't make you bad at everything simple or not

gaunt reef
#

how do u know it was really simple

short saddle
#

Cuz i know duh

#

It was basically everythung weve done in classes

#

Many times

gaunt reef
#

oh like that

#

then I second what Aethena said

short saddle
#

Im salty dont mind me

gaunt reef
#

understandable

#

yooo wtf when did Dark 5 switch to audio commentary??

short saddle
#

Who dark 5?

gaunt reef
#

youtuber who makes top 5 videos on creepy subjects

storm ocean
#

Ohhh

#

He did that a long time ago

gaunt reef
#

yeah I havent watched him in ages

#

when I did he used to do text only commentary which I liked as it felt spookier

storm ocean
#

Same, YouTube algorithm has not been nice with him

gaunt reef
#

heck

storm ocean
short saddle
#

I like that indian guy

silver mantle
#

I only recently discovered muta and been watching a ton of his stuff; tbh only other place ive seen jaystation was on a list of "dark web box" openings haha

short saddle
#

I just wanna say

#

This cord is awesome

#

I love it

gaunt reef
#

@storm ocean I bet that video was mass flagged but youtube will just ignore it

storm ocean
#

It was

silver mantle
#

They'll probably try to strike mutahar for something again

gaunt reef
#

"Dear SomeOrdinaryGamers, we have demonetized your latest video as the subject matter deals with a tragic death of an individiual"

mint spear
#

I hate cleaning my house but always feel like I've accomplished something once it's been done.

#

smh my head

magic cloak
#

The best part is uncleaning after that

mint spear
#

GOOD point.

gaunt reef
#

I rarely leave comments on YT

storm ocean
#

What's the context lmao

gaunt reef
#

this

storm ocean
#

omy

mint spear
#

lmao

storm ocean
#

ah why does she look like Justin Bieber

#

Also lmao

#

I just got banned from a discord server

#

because I told the coowner that Zelda BoTW was an alright game

#

he said it was bad

mint spear
#

🤔

storm ocean
#

he said he doesn't like me and banned me

#

and before that he was trying to argue with me that all rock/metal bands are shit nowadays

#

I told him that there are a lot of good ones

#

and he started screaming at me in voice chat

#

great two days on that server

mint spear
#

Wow

storm ocean
#

and whats funny is that HE WAS A COOWNER

#

and the owner was telling him to stop

#

smh my head

gaunt reef
#

That's pretty sad

mint spear
#

that's pretty cringe not gonna lie

storm ocean
#

yes very

mint spear
#

I disagree with you tbh

#

I'm gunna go ahead and ban you for having an opinion different to mine.

#

Bye

storm ocean
#

GOOD bye

mint spear
#

Bye 👋

storm ocean
#

this gif moves so fast it feels eerie

torpid dust
#

So I found an RTX 2070 on Amazon

#

For the same price as an RX 5700XT

#

But it's from some manufacturer called "Palit"

#

And it's like £100 cheaper than the other 2070 Cards

#

Anyone ever heard of it?

storm ocean
#

What I find after searching for it

#

It seems pretty alright

gaunt reef
#

There was another youtuber I saw who swore by Palit for budget users

torpid dust
#

Fair enough then, might opt for it over the 5700 XT

#

Slightly better framerate and RTX capability

jaunty copper
#

unless the box shows up and it's full of rotten apple cores

undone moat
#

you ever fart loud enough it echoes?

mint spear
#

Lol

quasi hazel
#

never fart in an abandoned warehouse

silver mantle
#

Egg sausage sammich and Pepsi for breakfast; interesting combo

quasi hazel
#

Not the weirdest combo I had, but still very interesting

silver mantle
#

The Pepsi would ruin it for me

quasi hazel
#

Morning Bepis

clever vessel
#

My fart has never echoed unfortunately, but I will try harder and make it a life goal.

ripe jackal
#

you know what you want to do with your life

clever vessel
#

Yes

undone moat
#

bebsi

clever vessel
#

Instead of sausage, I like using a plastic bag shaped like sausage and filling it with Pepsi to give it the illusion that it's sausage

ripe jackal
#

eat it

#

drink?

#

dreat

storm ocean
#

he already drate it

clever vessel
#

Yeah I died

storm ocean
#

REAP Zug

clever vessel
#

☠️

undone moat
#

brown.

gaunt reef
#

discuss

ripe jackal
#

dangly

storm ocean
#

oh so that's where my foreskin went

#

at least he's happy where he is 😌

mint spear
#

😌

ripe jackal
#

slurp

mint spear
#

excuse me w h a t

storm ocean
#

do not question anything strenx

silver mantle
#

Chestburster but in your balls

night bobcat
storm ocean
#

excuse me w h a t

silver mantle
#

Do not question anything birb

mint spear
#

"And it was at this moment I realized I have a new fetish."

night bobcat
silver mantle
#

It can't have just been me

night bobcat
#

Ball buster

silver mantle
#

Yes

#

I know my own kind

night bobcat
silent wagon
fickle obsidian
#

mhm

silver mantle
fickle obsidian
#

rood

silver mantle
untold venture
#

make me a box, meow?

silver mantle
#

my cats are truly part of the rebellion

#

he knows its a death star

magic cloak
#

Is that the star destroyer lego?

silver mantle
#

Death Star

magic cloak
#

Nice

#

How many pieces?

silver mantle
#

4016 this a more normal type

#

“Apollo you can mess with the big pieces” shoves little ones everywhere like a tantrum

magic cloak
#

Lol

silver mantle
#

So much attitude today idk why haha

storm ocean
#

your cat is adorable

silver mantle
#

Thanks! And yes it’s how they get away with things

icy cloak
#

Hello, all. Hope you're having a nice/pretty decent day liketu

night bobcat
storm ocean
mint spear
#

Hi Lakitu, my day has been great. I hope your day has been wonderful, as you deserve.

icy cloak
#

What happened to your name again lmao

mint spear
#

Nothing it still says hexagonal.

icy cloak
#

Also glad to hear that your day has been going well

#

heck

#

Aren't you British? The way you wrote your name would be pronounced in a very strong southern american accent lolol

mint spear
#

Yah and the way we pronounce it too.
None of this bullshit heckzahgonnul

icy cloak
#

I feel attacked

mint spear
#

You're welcome.

icy cloak
#

Thank

arctic eagle
#

I'm also British

mint spear
#

Oh, I thought you was Woop aka God.

arctic eagle
#

Oi mate all gank u bruv

icy cloak
#

Hello British

#

all gank u bruv

#

Don't know what it means, very fun to say

mint spear
#

"I'll stab you my friend."

icy cloak
#

Nice

mint spear
#

👌

clever vessel
#

No stab only grab

icy cloak
#

I'll grab you

mint spear
#

hot

clever vessel
#

Ahhh

icy cloak
#

no

#

Only hugs

lost shore
icy cloak
#

😄

arctic eagle
#

I decided to be born British to both scare and seduce Americans with my accent

icy cloak
#

Has it been working?

arctic eagle
#

Yes

icy cloak
arctic eagle
#

Do you see any Americans around here??

#

I think not

icy cloak
#

We have you to thank for that

#

('twas a joke)

arctic eagle
#

Yeah in reality american people scare the shit out of me because their country is bigger than mine

#

And we all know size matters

icy cloak
#

Texas scares me

#

monch

arctic eagle
#

Ah well

#

If everything goes south I could always climb aboard the floating landmass that I call home

mint spear
#

Ngl yukon isnt that smol

silent wagon
#

I just cleaned my glasses on Jasper, lol

#

He's NOT impressed

mint spear
#

Is jasper a human

#

😳

silent wagon
mint spear
clever vessel
#

Haha he's like 'bruh I aintcho rag GTFO BiTCh'

mint spear
#

Nacho, I genuinely thought you was a dude.

#

I apologize.

clever vessel
#

Nacha

mint spear
#

lmao

#

apparently I am a woman now

#

you shall all address me as such

#

Sure thing.

#

uh

#

this just in

clever vessel
#

In whar

mint spear
#

so uh

#

I'm not a woman

clever vessel
#

Maybe you're both

mint spear
#

👀

#

Nacho, I genuinely thought you was a woman.
I apologize.

clever vessel
#

Check your armpits

mint spear
#

there's cheese

#

I must be a nacho

clever vessel
#

Ok good sign

mint spear
#

@mint spear ur my gurl

#

🥵

#

😊

torpid dust
#

Fun Fact

#

if you have $11,000 spare, you could have 96GB of VRAM

mint spear
#

Crazy money tbh. High end Mac Pro is 256gb VRAM for $32,000

torpid dust
#

Can you imagine

mint spear
#

😐

torpid dust
#

running dual RTX QUADRO 8000 cards

#

with like 1TB of RAM

mint spear
#

That's a bruh moment right there

torpid dust
#

and then playing Minecraft

#

for it to run at 5fps

night bobcat
#

I don't even know what that means

torpid dust
#

can you still run multiple motherboard builds reliably these days?

#

you could run a 4 MOBO supercomputer

#

with 8 RTX Quadro 8000s

#

for a whopping uh

#

384GB of VRAM

#

and potentially up to 4TB of RAM

#

and 4 like, 4th gen Threadrippers

#

you'd need to cool that thing with the vacuum of fucking space

#

that's what I'd do if I were a multi millionaire

icy cloak
#

Hello @undone moat I need Stella pictures

#

Sad person is talking to me, is urgent

torpid dust
#

not stella

#

but drunk cat

icy cloak
#

THAT'LL WORK

#

Thank you!

torpid dust
icy cloak
#

Tell the kitty I love him

clever vessel
#

Thom Yorke kitty

torpid dust
#

oh my god

#

you could fit 3 RTX 8000 Quadros

#

onto a single motherboard

#

you could have 12

#

576GB of VRAM

#

that's literally over HALF A TERABYTE of vram

clever vessel
torpid dust
#

your standard card has 6

#

SIX GIGABYTES

#

but if you have like millions to spend on a single computer

#

you could potentially have a fucking TERABYTE

night bobcat
#

👋

mint spear
#

😩

clever vessel
#

🧞‍♀️

torpid dust
#

Imagine the possibilites

#

of a terabyte of VRAM

#

you might honestly reach unbelievable FPS limits

clever vessel
#

I can't I have no brain

torpid dust
#

you could probably do the witcher 3 on ultra at 4k at like 1000fps

#

In other news

#

Fucking do it lads

#

Do it and get it right

mint spear
#

🥵

torpid dust
#

Give England unlimited power

#

since we're independent in 6 days anyway

silent wagon
#

Hot damn, pls let nuclear power work

icy cloak
clever vessel
#

Sorry I don't have the power to do that

restive haven
open bane
#

Don't believe multiple motherboards will work together the way you'd want them to to play a video game

mint spear
#

Oh god oh fuck

#

3 weeks ago lmao 😳 😐

storm ocean
#

oh cool kkk party

sterile tartan
#

Wallllllet

mint spear
#

noice

dusty magnet
#

No u

#

Ur nice nacho

mint spear
#

🤏 😳

sterile tartan
undone moat
#

gongle

fickle obsidian
#

jongle

sterile tartan
#

I have painful hiccups

icy cloak
#

Hey don't

#

Don't have painful hiccups

ornate fable
#

why is this

#

Ad 1 of 2 and it is like 40 minutes long,

#

Youtube, I just want to watch a 3 minute song

icy cloak
#

That's like last year when there were ads of the entire lego movie popping up

undone moat
icy cloak
#

Why are you so messy in every game

undone moat
#

wHAT

#

IS THAT

#

SUPPOSED TO MEAN

icy cloak
#

You are messy

#

in every game

undone moat
#

NO U

icy cloak
#

I am very neat and tidy

#

(can someone help me, I can't turn the trivia bot off)

silent wagon
#

You don't know disaster til you've seen my current State of Decay 2 base, lol

undone moat
#

for the RECORD

#

you've only seen me play boneworks

#

O N C E

icy cloak
#

You posted your nms inv on here too

undone moat
#

... fuck

icy cloak
#

Alright, I'll give you that

#

But... is your room

#

Is your room clean

undone moat
#

... no, mom

icy cloak
#

Make ur bed

#

Clean room is good for soul

#

Makes happy

untold venture
#

what do you do if the room is shitty to begin with?

undone moat
icy cloak
#

Good job

#

@untold venture Try to make it less shitty with curtains, candles, and plants

undone moat
#

posters help too tbh

lost shore
#

@undone moat I'm so glad I'm not the only one that digs holes to keep things organized in Astroneer

undone moat
icy cloak
#

I love your posters

#

Hey, that's me, in the corner!

storm ocean
#

Oh wow th EARTH

untold venture
#

no no, i've got one of those linoleum floor that's dirty colored, along with old thin wood panel instead of gypsum boards

undone moat
#

ah yes, I didn't know you were a rocket

storm ocean
#

no dude

#

they're the earth

#

LOOK CAREFULLY

undone moat
#

nah she's obviously the rocket

#

because of her, uh,

lost shore
#

that's me, in the corner - that's me in the spotlight....

icy cloak
#

"obviously"

undone moat
#

explosive personality??????

storm ocean
#

Dudeu

#

look at the fucking earth

#

dont make me fight youy

#

you hore

icy cloak
#

Am I explosive

undone moat
#

I will fuck the earth

storm ocean
#

😳

untold venture
#

i have an obsessive personnality

storm ocean
#

YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS WeeB

untold venture
#

i dont know japanese that much...

ornate fable
undone moat
#

WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY FUCKING ARGON CANISTERS

lost shore
#

GAS

undone moat
#

I HAVE LIKE FUCKING FOURTY OF THEM AND THEY'RE FUCKING USELESS UNLESS I WANT TO MAKE FUCKING STEEL

icy cloak
#

Another fine addition to my "Angry Computerman Collection"

undone moat
#

just photoshop my pfp onto a picture of doomguy and surround it with quotes

icy cloak
#

I can't do photoshop RIP

#

If I could, I would be unstoppable.

undone moat
#

it's not TERRIBLY hard

icy cloak
#

It's terribly hard to find the time to learn

untold venture
#

i usually have this problem with food: "Mom, there's about 10kg of pasta in there stop buying it..."

undone moat
#

I mean if I can do it you sure as hell can

icy cloak
#

@untold venture That's not a problem, that's a blessing

#

Eat the pasta

fickle obsidian
#

@icy cloak not gonna lie I read:

Try to make it less shitty with curtains, candles, and planets

undone moat
untold venture
#

sounds like a religion all of a sudden o-0

icy cloak
#

@icy cloak Oh god, I wish

#

Planets fix up any room

fickle obsidian
#

yeah they do

icy cloak
#

even the tiniest of

spaces

undone moat
#

I found another FUCKING ARGON CANISTER

icy cloak
#

That sucked and I apologize

undone moat
#

LSZDJKHF;SLDKFJ

fickle obsidian
#

are you argonian?

untold venture
#

do you have a tendency to loose your argon cans?

lost shore
#

Devaronian, actually.

icy cloak
#

hnng I feel sick to my stomach

fickle obsidian
#

do you ever drink water and then just gurgle it a bit because gurgle sounds are fun

lost shore
#

yes

icy cloak
#

Release your inner five-year-old, leon

fickle obsidian
#

i wish i could make gurgle sounds on the fly without water

#

i would speak in gurgles

undone moat
#

here I am sitting on a throne of nearly all of the resources in the universe, and I'm making tedious shit

#

like SOLAR ARRAYS

#

fucking

#

TOYOTA COROLLA

clever vessel
#

i do that leon, but maybe only once every year

fickle obsidian
#

wtf

icy cloak
#

It's a sacred act

fickle obsidian
#

zug only drinks water once a year

clever vessel
#

sand the rest of the time

fickle obsidian
#

zug is glassy fellow

icy cloak
#

cronmch

untold venture
#

Gurglarians?

clever vessel
#

but tbh i try to drink at least 96 ml a day

icy cloak
#

measuring a non-liquid in ml

undone moat
#

I drink like

clever vessel
#

i mean oz

undone moat
#

5 bottles of water

icy cloak
#

Thank

#

Dude I got one of those expensive metal thermos things and I drink SO MUCH WATER now

clever vessel
#

it makes it fun

#

need to get new one

icy cloak
#

So you just put sand in a bottle

clever vessel
icy cloak
#

Oh no, I don't like that.

undone moat
#

BEES

clever vessel
#

same

#

where?

icy cloak
#

Where's Bee

#

?

clever vessel
#

WHERE

icy cloak
#

Where'd BeeBoi go

undone moat
#

... I put my items in that hole right

clever vessel
#

i can't ansewr that

undone moat
#

I turned around and they started exploding out of the hole

#

;dslakjfl;skaj

clever vessel
#

computerdeath

undone moat
#

I can't win, dude.

#

I really can't.

icy cloak
#

give up and go make dinner

clever vessel
#

don't put your items in bee homes

undone moat
#

I'm not hungry.

icy cloak
#

I don't think Bee would appreciate it

#

Alright fair enough

#

Give up and go clean your room

clever vessel
#

unless it was a burrito

lost shore
#

Bee probably would like a burrito.