#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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storm ocean
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Agreed

silent wagon
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Good fuckin lord, the Witcher Reddit's Discord is on fire rn cuz the TV show released 😆

mint spear
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Oh

torpid dust
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I grossly underestimated Henry Cavill

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And his Geralt voice is spot on

night bobcat
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Thanks

torpid dust
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That's not Jenna Louise Coleman is it?

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Renfri?

night bobcat
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Millie Brady

torpid dust
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No it's Emma Appleton

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That's a shame

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My main hangup so far

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Alderman is subtitle Instead of Eolderman

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Also @silent wagon was that serious meant to be an Ekkimara at the beginning of Ep 1?

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Because if it was it didn't look like one

silent wagon
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Kikimore

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@torpid dust

torpid dust
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Right, that makes more sense

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I couldn't quite read his bounty paper lmao

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Oh damn nice

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Nudity was unexpected this early

silent wagon
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Lol, the first book literally opened up with Geralt getting some chick's tits shoved in his face. Like, the first sentence of the first book 😆

torpid dust
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I need to read the books

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His Medallion is pretty trash in the show tbh

silent wagon
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It's a flat coin-like medallion in the books too

torpid dust
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Yeah I get that it's canon to the books but I much prefer his medallion in the games

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Derek from the Good Place is definitely in this episode

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I think the Cintrian court sorcerer is played by him

undone moat
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when SC starts getting more star systems than just crusader, that's when I'll pick it back up

minor adder
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The current star system is called Stanton. They are going to focus on their next star systems(s) in 2020 with Pyro as the next one. Coming in Q3 of 2020, I think.

torpid dust
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Shit The Witcher is actually really good

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They've done a grand old job

undone moat
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oh wait right, crusader's just a planet in stanton

silent wagon
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Lol, in The Magicians Santa is a black dude who kinda sounds like Denzel Washington 😆

clever vessel
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If there's ever a Borderlands movie, this guy from Supernatural should be Handsome Jack

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Funny thing is, his name is Jack in Supernatural

mint spear
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poopoopoopoo

clever vessel
silver mantle
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salad is amazing

clever vessel
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I agree

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I love ginger dressing

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Spicy ranch

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And lemon dressing

silver mantle
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after that terrible lunch this tastes godly

gaunt reef
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I want

clever vessel
gaunt reef
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I had chicken for dinner and it was really hard to get myself to eat it

silver mantle
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im somewhat fortunate i think that i love healthy food sometimes more than unhealthy food

gaunt reef
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it's not hard to make healthy items taste good

clever vessel
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Sometimes I like to roleplay as the long neck from Jurassic Park and pretend broccolis are trees

silver mantle
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i mean i used to do that as a kid 😛

clever vessel
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It's time to resume

mint spear
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room on fire?

clever vessel
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Is it?

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You ok?

mint spear
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I hear screaming

clever vessel
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Uhhhhh

mint spear
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should I check?

gaunt reef
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no

clever vessel
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Get out

gaunt reef
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what if mag-man is in there

mint spear
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out what?

gaunt reef
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haha get it

night bobcat
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No

gaunt reef
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magma

clever vessel
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Is there a fire??

gaunt reef
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(there isn't)

mint spear
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should i go check?

clever vessel
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Lol

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I guess not

night bobcat
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No smoke

mint spear
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I agree with gleam

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probably the wind

clever vessel
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Don't smoke guys

gaunt reef
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smoke girls instead

clever vessel
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Hmmm

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Yes

mint spear
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ah I see

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there's a hole to hell there

gaunt reef
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that's rude

mint spear
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that's why there's no smoke

gaunt reef
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dont call your mom that

mint spear
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make since now😭

clever vessel
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It's so strange when theres an actual monster looking monster in Supernatural

mint spear
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now that's rude

gaunt reef
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I forgot that show tbh

mint spear
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fu 2 satan

gaunt reef
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lmao mike

mint spear
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rise finger to satan so he never open a fookin hole in my house

clever vessel
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I can see your rectangular earring

night bobcat
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Robot

mint spear
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I'm like leon

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in his pfp

clever vessel
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Ah

mint spear
night bobcat
clever vessel
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Oragne

night bobcat
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No hair

mint spear
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but in rl

gaunt reef
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Orange man... bad?

clever vessel
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Orange man BAD!

mint spear
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no orange man good

clever vessel
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EA good!

mint spear
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EA EVIL

silver mantle
night bobcat
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It's in the lootbox!

mint spear
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here's the real evil

night bobcat
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Oh wait

mint spear
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oh hi athena

night bobcat
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It's in the game!

silver mantle
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hi

night bobcat
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Hi

clever vessel
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Hi gleam

night bobcat
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Hi zug

clever vessel
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@open bane

gaunt reef
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Hithena

silver mantle
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1 day left

mint spear
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can someone pass me the nipnip if you don't mind guyz?

clever vessel
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Who else binged all the star wars movies

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I don't have any

mint spear
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need to blaze see ya later

clever vessel
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Do not have!

silver mantle
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i did back before thanksgiving

mint spear
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@clever vessel what about hot ice

clever vessel
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Ok

mint spear
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ok see ya m8

gaunt reef
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1 day left for?

silver mantle
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till vacation

clever vessel
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Unfortunately Solo and The Last Jedi aren't on Disney+ yet

gaunt reef
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noice

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I dont get any :p

silver mantle
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Solo was on netflix for a while

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as was last jedi

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idk if they still are but they were at thxgiving

night bobcat
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Rey best jedi

clever vessel
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I assume they aren't anymore

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Because Disney

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Rey I like

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The new one seems to be getting a lot of bad reviews, but honestly I'll probably enjoy it. I feel reading reviews, especially digging too deep into it all, ruins the viewing and largely effects your opinion on it. Which is why I always avoid the review storm

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I have a feeling JJ will play it too safe

silent wagon
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Entertainment Weekly is useless as all hell and watched three random episodes of The Witcher then "reviewed" it 😂

gaunt reef
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lmfao I saw that

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what the hell

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he literally said "we are not patient enough"

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like dude you had one job

clever vessel
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Those people are dumb

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That's basically all bad reviews at NMS's launch in a nutshell

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"I played this game for 15 minutes it is shit 2/10"

mint spear
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hey

clever vessel
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No

mint spear
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u poopoo

clever vessel
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No U are

mint spear
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yes

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yeah u

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but yeah, lol the reviews are literally shite

silver mantle
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one issue i had was it was too similar to other things in its genre, but the biggest problem was it wasn't anything like in it genre as if it didn't know what to be

mint spear
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iT dIdNt fUlLfIlL mY eVeRy dEsIrE -9/10

clever vessel
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I like when something doesn't 'fit' into a genre

silver mantle
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i felt like it was dragging on too long, but was left unfinished as it all flew by too quickly

clever vessel
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Wait nms or star wars

silver mantle
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too confusing; it needed more mystery

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oh these are general parodies

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idk if you noticed they were all contrary lol

clever vessel
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In the new Star wars? I'm confused

silver mantle
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😐

gaunt reef
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she was joking

silver mantle
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reviewers in general

gaunt reef
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"show was a drag, it flew by so fast"

mint spear
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it was bad 0/10

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I didn't like it 1/10

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it did not fulfill my deep sexual urges 0/10

clever vessel
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Honestly review scores are bullshit

silver mantle
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the vending machine bacon burger was a 7/10

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in garbage food terms

gaunt reef
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oH Yeah

clever vessel
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I'd eat that burger

gaunt reef
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did you get to try the vending machine hotdog?

silver mantle
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the chili dogs were a 1/10

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i actually gagged on them

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idk what the "cheese" was made of

mint spear
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I'd eat the vending machine

clever vessel
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Imagine the chili plopping down onto the dog in the machine and you can watch through the glass

mint spear
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lol

silver mantle
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oh no its prepackaged and premade

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this is the lowest of the low quality

mint spear
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I just imagined it like the regular vending machins

clever vessel
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Oh is this real? I thought this was a joke

mint spear
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where it just drops a chilidog down below with a splat

undone moat
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oooooo...

silver mantle
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it was real i lived dangerously today

clever vessel
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Wow

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And then salad saved the day

silver mantle
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i had to stop at the store to buy stuff for a salad to recover lmao

clever vessel
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Someone Photoshop a Cobb salad with a cape

silver mantle
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only now do i finally feel less yucky

mint spear
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salat

silver mantle
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i love fresh things it just sucks that they go bad so quickly too

clever vessel
undone moat
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THAT'S SO BADASS

mint spear
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I don get it

undone moat
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okay, context

clever vessel
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Thanks

night bobcat
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Yw

undone moat
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My old phone I only allowed me to skip between videos but not manually skim(?) through the video

mint spear
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ah

undone moat
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THIS ONE ALLOWS ME TO GO TO A SPECIFIC TIME WITHOUT TABBING BACK INTO THE APP

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NICE

clever vessel
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HEY DAVE

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HOW D O YOU LIKE THAT SALAD

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GOOD SALAD

mint spear
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DAEV

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DVAE

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FUCK

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DAVE

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there you are you little shit

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show yourself

clever vessel
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DOVE

mint spear
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say something in text

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I dare you

undone moat
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Dave

storm ocean
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The hell you Sasquatches talkin bout

mint spear
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@clever vessel clever girl...

storm ocean
mint spear
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@storm ocean go back to your cave, boomer

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this is kiddy-hour

undone moat
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I'm exploring my new phone

storm ocean
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I'm 19

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I'm not a boomer

mint spear
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ok boomer

clever vessel
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I have pigtails and do little spins on table and everyone says I am clever and the best little girl

mint spear
undone moat
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and I'm finding cool shit

storm ocean
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Actually I'm an egirl

mint spear
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actually, I'm an eNacho

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I'm only a Nacho online

clever vessel
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I'm actually your father

undone moat
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I'm a computer

storm ocean
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Daddy uwu

mint spear
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which one?

undone moat
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Stop all the downloadin'

clever vessel
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The one in the underbrush

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To the east

mint spear
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I mean, which of my three dads are you

storm ocean
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That's good

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The fourth one

mint spear
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no you're not

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shut

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u poo poo person

storm ocean
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I'm your father dressed as an egirl

undone moat
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I amy dad

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hddhhd

mint spear
undone moat
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AM MY

storm ocean
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Hey that's not nice

clever vessel
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Look to the east my children and I will smile upon your accomplishments, and I will forgive your failures

mint spear
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I got footage of you being stupid

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haha look at the bird

undone moat
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I am not used to this keyboard yet

mint spear
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he's chasing around the cup

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what a dumb-cute animal

storm ocean
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It's a ritual

clever vessel
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Rich owl

storm ocean
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It's a parrot

clever vessel
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Pizza parrot

mint spear
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you're a ritual

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peepeepoopoo

clever vessel
mint spear
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haha

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look at zug

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he's a ritual

clever vessel
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I take that as compli-mint

mint spear
fickle obsidian
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mint'd

storm ocean
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Quadruple mont

undone moat
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speaking of rituals

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I gotta piss

storm ocean
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Pee ritual

mint spear
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have fun

storm ocean
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Stay safe

undone moat
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oops my dick fell off

mint spear
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wash it off

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use soda

undone moat
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oops my system crashed

mint spear
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wash it

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use vodka

clever vessel
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No vodka do not like

mint spear
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ok boomer

short saddle
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Dont say that

mint spear
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ok boomer

undone moat
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could vodka be used to clean electronics in a pinch given its alcohol content? 🤔

clever vessel
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Maybe

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They always poor vodka onto wounds in movies

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Why not computers

mint spear
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it'd probably dissolve the computer parts

undone moat
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I don't think it would, unless the ingredients that aren't alcohol would do that

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I'm genuinely intrigued by this thought

mint spear
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I'm pretty sure you need special stuff for cleaning electronics without damaging them

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vodka is like using a flamethrower to remove a weed imo

clever vessel
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That's what I use when I have a cold

undone moat
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@mint spear I mean most electronics can be cleaned with isopropyl alcohol, so I'm just wondering if you could since vodka has such a high alcohol content

gaunt reef
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vodka is a different alcohol

undone moat
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ooooh fair point

mint spear
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idk

undone moat
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didn't think of that

gaunt reef
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it's not recommended for cleaning because it probably conducts

undone moat
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true

clever vessel
undone moat
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I'd love to test my hypothesis but I can't

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being 20 is the worst

gaunt reef
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pour it on your phone

undone moat
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pour it in my a-

clever vessel
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Pple

mint spear
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pour it in his donkey

sterile tartan
mint spear
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get it

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hahahahhawiodhawodijcklEXMD {RU$MZR*({JIOMFLDG

dusty magnet
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Good morning all!!

undone moat
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scoop up a couple HANDFULS of oil, I'll shove it UP my ass, and we'll go to space

sterile tartan
undone moat
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We have done nothing for 4 HOURS!

sterile tartan
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I'm not awake enough for this chat apparently

dusty magnet
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Ahem Good morning to everyone except computerman

sterile tartan
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Morning Bee

undone moat
mint spear
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PEEPEE POO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo

undone moat
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ok bye

mint spear
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ok hi

restive haven
mint spear
sterile tartan
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WotD: Subitize

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apprehend the number of things contained in a small sample immediately, without needing to count

mint spear
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omfg I have great idea

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nvm I'll say it in the nms channel

undone moat
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I shaved

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I feel reborn

sterile tartan
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Oh

storm ocean
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Hey do you guys remember that ed edd and eddy episode where this one dude wrote nass on his donkey

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I just realized that it's a subtle hint to ass

mint spear
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Lmaoo

undone moat
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WHY IS IT SO COLD IN MY ROOM

mint spear
fickle obsidian
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no

mint spear
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Why?

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It's not meant to be used for serious gaming

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or serious typing

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or serious voice chat

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or serious headphoning

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or serious TV controller

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or serious mousing

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Yes

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it includes all those things

fickle obsidian
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lol

mint spear
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And has a touch pad

fickle obsidian
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Tbh this looks like it's meant for folks with disabilities the more i look at it so in fact yes but more in that context

mint spear
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Nah it's for lazy af people like me

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just change the USB from port to port and good to go

fickle obsidian
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so on a different note i left something to process as i went to sleep thinking o it will be fine but somehow it failed because ??? should see if i can dig up some logs that clarify why

sterile tartan
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I should draw a christmas whale

mint spear
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why I'm not leveling up

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do I like to have bigger sentences

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or more of them

sterile tartan
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I dunno

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To be fair you checked it one minute apart .-.

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Almost there

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I believe in you

torpid dust
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I thought Yennefer is supposed to be older ablobthinking

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Unless these scenes are a flashback

silent wagon
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It's uh, kinda obvious if it's a flashback for her. And no, she's not (physically) very old

torpid dust
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But she's definitely not Ciri age is she?

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Because she is in these episodes

silent wagon
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No, she's not. Tho Ciri was aged up for the show compared to the books

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@torpid dust Spoiler tag it but tell me what's happening with Yen rn

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So I can tell when it is

torpid dust
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|| She's in her Ascension ||

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Literally like episode two

silent wagon
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So she's ||a hunchback|| like in the trailers

torpid dust
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Yeah

silent wagon
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Yeah that's before she's, you know, Yen

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Definitely not full grown

torpid dust
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Yeah lol

mint spear
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I see so much blackout out text

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what is this, the SCP foundation?

torpid dust
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Oh and uh

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|| That's Dandelion, right? ||

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Who's with Geralt in episode two

silent wagon
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Jaskier is the original name for Dandelion

torpid dust
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Well I did not know that

silent wagon
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Dandelion is the loose English translation

torpid dust
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And forgive me if I'm wrong but

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Mousesack

silent wagon
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They stuck with Jaskier for the show to keep it more authentic

torpid dust
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Was that Ermion?

silent wagon
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Yes, lol

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Back when he was younger and prettier 😏

torpid dust
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Much prettier

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Could've sworn he was played by Jason Manzoukas

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But no it's someone who's irl last name is Mousesack

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Our Mouszcak rather

silent wagon
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Lol

torpid dust
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Myszowór

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And that's the name of the character too lmao

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How coincidental

mint spear
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Zu'u Fent Naak

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I shall eat

torpid dust
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They're going to Temeria! I know that one!

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||Triss|| looks wrong I don't like it @silent wagon

silent wagon
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||She|| could be played by a drunk midget for all I care, ||she's|| fuckin annoying in either form of Witcher media

torpid dust
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LOL

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Oh well clearly this iteration of Yennefer is not as young as I thought she was

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Given we just saw her nude

clever vessel
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Hopefully

silent wagon
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LOL

mint spear
torpid dust
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I'll tell you what The Witcher is the first time I've really truly hated having Dolby Atmos

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Because it really makes it like 10x scarier

silent wagon
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Lol

torpid dust
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The effects are so good

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||That Striga looked incredible||

sterile tartan
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This is heccin cool

dusty magnet
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It's almost star wars time bois

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40 minutes 😳

sterile tartan
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yay

rare mauve
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I enjoyed it and that’s all I’m going to say

dusty magnet
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I'll say I don't exactly have high expectations I just expect to be entertained, and in doing so I don't think I can be disappointed

rare mauve
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Nope you can’t

dusty magnet
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That's the hope anyways

rare mauve
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Ye

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I enjoyed it

sterile tartan
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I might watch it
not in theater though

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but I need to watch the last one beforehand I think

rare mauve
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Fair warning the last Jedi was most likely one of the worst Star Wars movies in my opinion

finite zinc
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@dusty magnet I saw it last night, no spoilers from me, but in my opinion, much better than The Last Jedi

sterile tartan
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what does it say about your writing if you make a villain that you despise from the start for being a bitch-ass rude boi

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like

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as soon as I started writing this damn character he annoyed me

rare mauve
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@finite zinc agreed

sterile tartan
mint spear
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he looks serious

sterile tartan
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he doe

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s

mint spear
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@sterile tartan @mint spear do you know what a great man said?

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I'm the cursed part

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ofc

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Spirit is the blessed part

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100%no doubt

sterile tartan
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I'm
the book

mint spear
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I'm cj

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then CJ says after this line (what fucking book)

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😂

sterile tartan
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See? I'm the book
don't exist except in people's minds

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and then only some people

mint spear
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aah I miss my grandpa he used to take me in a ride in a moving anti-air vehicle in the morning to shoot down enemies gunship

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that's him

silent wagon
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Wolfenstein be like

mint spear
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that fucker never stopped drinking vodka while hitting all his targets

sterile tartan
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whoa

mint spear
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and people laughed about a character I created with that ability...

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deadass tho, I have a scottish character in DnD whose ability is to shoot more accurately when drunk

sterile tartan
severe sinew
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Santa told the ups guy to hit me up early this year.

sterile tartan
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nice

undone moat
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I'm drinking mountain dew for the first time in forever and I'm remembering why I hate it

sterile tartan
silent wagon
sterile tartan
undone moat
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aaa

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no

sterile tartan
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I think my thing is way better than the horrible stuff Soul is saying

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Posting

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W/e

dusty magnet
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Well then

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That was a movie

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Bee rating: 9/10 bees

sterile tartan
undone moat
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me me big bored

mint spear
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no u

sterile tartan
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Read that in a Furby voice

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...

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Heck

mint spear
dusty magnet
undone moat
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time to play yeehaw simulator 2

sterile tartan
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That's a good look for you

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So my fingers are slightly stained blue

mint spear
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my fingers are slightly stained

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WITH THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES

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RAAAAAGH

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I've eaten one-too many bowls of honeynut cheerios

silent wagon
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The best Cheerios

undone moat
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beerios

silent wagon
dusty magnet
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Meerios

silent wagon
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Tearios

sterile tartan
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Marios

mint spear
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ah yes

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Tearios

sterile tartan
mint spear
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I use that instead of milk

sterile tartan
mint spear
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Why

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You should be drinking me

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👀

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I can only have one waifu

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at a time

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@silent wagon back me up babe

silent wagon
mint spear
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Hell no

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don't give me that look, we agreed on this

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Nacho you are my waifu

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SOUL DON'T FUCKING ABANDON ME

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I'M LACTOSE INTOLLERAAAAAANNNNTTTTT

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Rude

silent wagon
mint spear
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Ew

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Make war not tea

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@silent wagon then this is goodbye? ;-;

undone moat
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make tar

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not wea

silent wagon
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Boi I just told y'all to play nice, I'm protecting yo ass

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@mint spear

mint spear
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well, you gave me that look earlier

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I thought that meant...

silent wagon
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Cuz you gotta git gud and protect ya self

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Become one with the Wu Tang

mint spear
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I can fucking protect myself

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watch this

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(QWDUM(CTY XWPI PX*(MW$Y _Q@*CYQMU@#$_Q@C _C U@#UM@#CM_U$C

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does anyone wanna mess with that?

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I didn't think so

sterile tartan
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I would never abandon you nacho

mint spear
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thanks

sterile tartan
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of course

mint spear
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it's a trailer

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and it has "hex" in the name

silent wagon
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That's the original Witcher show @mint spear

mint spear
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ik

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but it has "Hex" in the title

silent wagon
mint spear
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so it's relative

silent wagon
#

I still haven't watched the new show

sterile tartan
mint spear
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I see snoot

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is dog?

sterile tartan
#

most likely

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I'm surprised I'm even starting this, I was pretty sure I would be too scared of it lol

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basically
experimenting with poses doesn't work too well

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usually

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slowly gonna make it better
for now it's meh

mint spear
#

looks pretty guut

sterile tartan
#

prettier good anyway

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floof

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the ears were messing with me before with their too-much-gravity-defiance

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the eye needs touched up but I can worry about that later

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at least I think so

silver mantle
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it is!

sterile tartan
#

I made the tail bigger and poofier than it needs to be but it isn't fun to not do that

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hands can bite me
especially furry hands

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don't have any pattern ideas for the socks aside from christmas

silver mantle
#

ive never gotten good at hands for all my practice 😭

sterile tartan
#

I can kinda sorta do hands sometimes

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the one that's sorta behind her almost is my favorite

silver mantle
#

i cand kinda sorta too but some hand types still perplex me; like fists from different angles

sterile tartan
#

I used to only be able to draw one kind of hand

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fists from the side

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that's it

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very rarely from straight ahead of it though
the front
that occasionally worked

silver mantle
#

the side is the one i can never get haha so im impressed

sterile tartan
#

not sure if I can still do it or not

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in this picture I feel like the hands are so insignificant that they don't need to look great

silver mantle
#

sometimes i just say the hands are out of frame to cheat xD

sterile tartan
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okay I tried anyway and at the moment it works aside from the fingers being way too skinny

silver mantle
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or like cross arms cuz then they can be hidden too

sterile tartan
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close enough

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wow I can send messages on my laptop while my phone sends a pic lol

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okay I have to finish this like. tomorrow or something
if I keep staring at it I might start hating i

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it

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the pinky would probably be tucked under the other fingers

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hmm

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I'll worry about that not right now

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the other foot is too squarish
I guess I just never fixed that from the planning
progress

#

I would like to mention this:
I always subconsciously position stuff to be centered and very slightly to the left

silent wagon
silver mantle
#

i don't think ive ever really thought about it in that detail

sterile tartan
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why

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is there a spinning kiwi

silent wagon
#

Is me

sterile tartan
#

but you aren't spinning

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or a kiwi

fickle obsidian
#

yet

sterile tartan
#

hmm

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he's barely moving at all actually
just being a lump

silver mantle
#

can i have some of what you're on?

fickle obsidian
#

the booty does not reflect the mood

silver mantle
#

it does

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i feel fantastic

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😎

fickle obsidian
#

i meant s0ul's lumpooty

silver mantle
#

yes but that needed to be said

fickle obsidian
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glad ur booty's fantastic

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i'm gonna destroy the english ppl that made your/you're different things

sterile tartan
#

my booty is meh

mint spear
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my booty is what you get when you throw chicken bones into a pillowcase

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and it's about half as comfortable to sit on

steep pagoda
#

Hey guys

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Are you going to be ready for this?

fickle obsidian
#

booty reveal?

steep pagoda
fickle obsidian
#

odam

mint spear
#

eight pack

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good things it's no longer NNN

sterile tartan
#

Y E S

finite zinc
#

Any of you guys a hub/faction/clan leader?

sterile tartan
#

no

mint spear
#

I lead the National Nacho Nation

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NNN for short

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kek

sterile tartan
#

welp

mint spear
#

(sorry if you're reading this mate, I don't want you to be the joke here) but someone asked me about my NNN group

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lol

fickle obsidian
#

everyone should get a personal psych droid to help them figure themselves out tbh

sterile tartan
clever vessel
#

That santa escalated quickly. He can definitely carry all the presents now

silver mantle
#

My psych droid would be c3po during cloud city stuff

mint spear
#

my psych droid would need a psych droid

silver mantle
#

I just have anger issues; its probably not obvious

mint spear
#

I have mental issues

#

it's probably obvious

#

where's the mlem emoji when I need it

silver mantle
mint spear
#

bruh

#

this gif sucks ass

#

it's literally just a photoshop of his mouth moving

#

not even the real thing

sterile tartan
#

An color

mint spear
#

culur

sterile tartan
#

Also here nacho

mint spear
#

I WANT

sterile tartan
#

Someone should make it an emote on the server

mint spear
#

already done

silver mantle
#

Could you have made the eyes green? :3

sterile tartan
#

The colors are pre-set

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Oh but filters on this app

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Green outline makes eyes green

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But kinda obnoxiously so

mint spear
#

@sterile tartan I DID IT

#

IT'S OFFICIAL

#

thank you Aethena ❤️

sterile tartan
#

Her eyes are sorta greenish without an edit

mint spear
#

nice

sterile tartan
mint spear
#

👀

#

is this that thing with the one girl and all those dudes?

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I have a distinct feeling...

sterile tartan
#

No it's a cute pic of cats and owls
Gosh

mint spear
#

sorry

sterile tartan
mint spear
sterile tartan
#

I'm tired but don't want to sleep

dusty magnet
#

big mood

sterile tartan
#

There's a lot of wind and I dont like it

gaunt reef
dusty magnet
#

I dont need sleep i need answers

gaunt reef
#

count answers

gaunt reef
sterile tartan
#

Heh

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Mmmmmmkay

#

Good night

mint spear
#

lmaoo wtf is this

#

do I nut or "awwww"

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ah I see

#

u cut real boobs and put them on cat's butt

gaunt reef
#

that's a bra

silver mantle
#

Hah

silver mantle
#

It hasnt stopped raining for 3 days send help

mint spear
#

Hey

gaunt reef
#

I'll be honest, youtube recommendations are on point for me lately

short saddle
#

Witcher decent

worthy shuttle
#

I got a bird :)

#

Bad pic, but I'm sure most people know what birds look like

night bobcat
#

Yes
googleturtle

clever vessel
#

Is it under the ocean

night bobcat
#

That's where most birbs live

worthy shuttle
#

Yeah they mostly live down where it's wetter

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Down where it's better

#

Under the sea

clever vessel
#

😀

mint spear
#

I was trying to place a GPS in a watch

magic cloak
#

Just finished rots. 45 years of story

mint spear
#

but found this more interesting

#

Rots, 14980, France

undone moat
elfin rampart
clever vessel
#

The Terminator is an anime

elfin rampart
sterile tartan
#

I saw a birb

clever vessel
#

you are the birb

sterile tartan
#

No I'm bunny
Not birb
Smh

clever vessel
#

Oh

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My bad

sterile tartan
#

I'm gonna use My limited birb knowledge and say it's a budgie but I'm not good at birb id

clever vessel
#

There's so many birb it's almost imbirbible to know which ones which

sterile tartan
#

See what I mean
But I'm half-confident I'm right
My confidence doesnt mean much tho

clever vessel
#

Be confident in your confidence

sterile tartan
#

never

#

At least I started an art
Here's hoping I finish it before Christmas

fickle obsidian
#

be confident in the confidence shirt you wear saying confidence that it says confidence

sterile tartan
#

I have Godzilla on my shirt rn

fickle obsidian
#

that's megaconfidence

sterile tartan
#

WotD: Bumbledom

officious and pompous behavior by minor officials

worthy shuttle
#

@sterile tartan I'm late, but yep, she's a budgie

sterile tartan
#

Woo

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She's pretty from what I could see in the pic

worthy shuttle
#

Here's better pic

clever vessel
sterile tartan
#

talk to the tail, bish

clever vessel
#

I like your bird

worthy shuttle
#

Thanks

sterile tartan
#

not da mama

worthy shuttle
#

Her name is Io

clever vessel
#

io

sterile tartan
#

Moonchild

worthy shuttle
#

Who I learned got turned into a cow by Zeus' wife

sterile tartan
#

Not even surprised

worthy shuttle
#

After Zeus disguised her as a cloud

clever vessel
#

Wow how rude

worthy shuttle
#

To do the dirty with her

fickle obsidian
#

zeus big rude

sterile tartan
#

Dammit Zeus

clever vessel
#

Wait

#

Cloud sex?

worthy shuttle
#

I mean, I'd imagine she was ok with the cloud thing, given that they were lovers

#

Less so with the cow bit

#

But imagine this from his wife's perspective. Your husband is cheating on you with a cloud

sterile tartan
#

you slept with that... That.... COW?
Honey calm down she isnt a cow
looks like one to me

clever vessel
#

Yes

icy cloak
#

wtf were y'all doing

sterile tartan
#

Talking about Festive's budgie named Io

#

And then just Io

#

cloud gazing
Hey Zeus that one looks like a cow!

wait n-
mooooooooo

#

Ah, cats

undone moat
#

ddddssleooo9w

#

oop

mint spear
#

Question about Steam: Do I get a badge for unlocking all achievements? (In any game, not just No Man's Sky.)

arctic eagle
#

Yes

#

And by yes I mean no

mint spear
#

So, there isn't any benefit to unlocking them all?

#

Just bragging rights?

arctic eagle
#

Pride and accomplishment

#

Same thing with all achievements really

#

It's something to reach for and show off

mint spear
#

Okay, cool. I'm a PC gaming noob; I've only had my computer for roughly seven months. Thanks!

arctic eagle
#

You can show them off on your profile so they're like badges, but with less xp

#

And by less I mean none

silent wagon
#

Can you use achievement points to buy stuff like you can on Xbox lonk

arctic eagle
#

No

#

Wait

#

No

silent wagon
#

RIP

arctic eagle
#

What things can you buy on xbox?

mint spear
#

^ Yeah, bro. I'm curious about that too.

silver mantle
#

oh hi

#

you can buy microsoft stuff on on xbox but not windows

arctic eagle
#

I'd assume it's like avatar pieces and whatnot

#

I like Playstation's trophies

#

Numbers make me GWunu2BGasm

mint spear
#

Is the Steam "sorta-kinda-badge for unlocking all game's achievements" rewarded after you complete them, or do I need to use a showcase?

arctic eagle
#

Oh it's more like uhh

#

Not all game have a "you got them all!" achievement

#

But you can showcase any achievement in the uh, showcase

#

Basically, you don't get any reward for collecting all the achievements

#

A bar fills up on the game page but that's it

mint spear
#

Okay, cool.

silent wagon
#

@arctic eagle Xbox has the Microsoft Rewards Program where they have challenges and stuff that give you Microsoft Points to buy gift cards and whatnot with. Usually the challenges involve getting certain amounts of Gamerscore (achievements) from games

arctic eagle
#

Oh neat

#

Getting paid for playing games

silent wagon
#

More or less. Game Pass can give you even more points by having you get Gamerscore from specific Game Pass games

arctic eagle
#

Use gamepass to get gamerscore to but gamepass

silent wagon
#

Using Microsoft Edge or whatever the dumbass browser is gets you points for every search you do too

arctic eagle
#

Holy shit get points while you look at porn

silent wagon
#

LMAO

arctic eagle
#

though I guess it's a negatable amount

storm ocean
#

Dude that's a great idea

#

I can earn money watching porn and then use that money to buy more porn to earn more

silent wagon
arctic eagle
#

Imagine buying porn lmao

#

Besides I don't need money

#

I'm friends with belle delphine so when I'm strapped for cash i just nick a sock or two and hit up Ebay with that shit

silent wagon
#

Woops don't use currency

storm ocean
#

Wdym by nick a sock

arctic eagle
#

I take a sock from her home

storm ocean
#

Who

arctic eagle
#

I ask first dw

#

BELLE DELPHINE

storm ocean
#

Who's that

arctic eagle
#

The gamer queen

storm ocean
#

I dont know her

arctic eagle
#

Shame

silent wagon
#

She's a Water/Poison type Pokémon

storm ocean
#

Is she a weeb

silent wagon
#

She sold people her bath water

storm ocean
#

Oh I thought that was boogie

sterile tartan
silver mantle
#

who?

storm ocean
#

Idk tbh

arctic eagle
#

Belle Delphine or Boogie?

#

Boogie is angry man and Belle Delphine is, as stated prior, the gamer queen

sterile tartan
storm ocean
#

Are boogie and belle delphine married?

arctic eagle
#

No

storm ocean
#

Why

arctic eagle
#

I actually heard boogie got into something recently

storm ocean
#

Yeah got into belle delphine 😏

#

But honestly

#

Isn't boogie always getting into some drama

#

Last I remember it was some vidcon thing

arctic eagle
#

True

#

Also I've no doubt Belle Delphine has never had sex

#

I can feel it

#

The virgin aura

storm ocean
arctic eagle
#

It's like when you can smell someone's cologne

storm ocean
#

You smell her virginity?

arctic eagle
#

Sniff sniff smells like loneliness and broken dreams

storm ocean
#

What are you? Satan?

arctic eagle
#

I smell yours too, dw

#

No, I'm woop

storm ocean
#

H-hey

arctic eagle
#

It's one of my many abilities

storm ocean
#

Your abilities are bad

#

I'm an ultra virgin

arctic eagle
#

I can read auras, smell virginities, and drink bleach with no noticable side effects

sterile tartan
#

Impressive

storm ocean
#

Smell yourself woop

arctic eagle
#

Abby

#

I've been alive for millennia

sterile tartan
#

They smell like bleach
That's the only side effect

arctic eagle
#

I've done things you humans can only dream of

sterile tartan
#

Brave of you to assume I'm human

arctic eagle
#

Oho

#

A god, in my heavens?

#

Who dares?

sterile tartan
#

Nah I'm just a pagan spirit
Half forgotten

arctic eagle
#

Oh fair enough

sterile tartan
#

The cat just barked

arctic eagle
#

Whew, for a second there I thought we'd have to fight and consequently bring ruin to human civilisation as we know t

#

Wait WWHAT

sterile tartan
#

The cat
Barked

#

We don't have to be like humans at least
No need to fight just because we represent different things
We're above that

clever vessel
#

I enjoy cat bark

storm ocean
#

I am a God

#

The God of ed edd and eddy

mint spear
#

I was trying to learn sultans of swing on acoustic guitar and damn my confidence got nuked

sterile tartan
#

Ooof

mint spear
#

I got the main hook down but I can do any of the intricate parts

#

Too much to handle tbh

sterile tartan
#

You'll get there

mint spear
#

Aww ty

#

🤪

#

I'll be trying lol

sterile tartan
#

Soul's book apparently has a dude cooking eggs in zero gravity

dusty magnet
#

Milk kinda be quirky doe

undone moat
dusty magnet
#

Anyone else here seen the rise of Skywalker?

sterile tartan
#

No

undone moat
#

the rise of sans

dusty magnet
#

Sansa undertale

ripe jackal
#

someone sadi sans

sterile tartan
#

I wanna work on my drawing but that requires going downstairs. And I have to clean. Gh

#

Keeeeevvvvvvvv

#

Did you see the thing I'm working on

#

Not those but I'm entertained by the second one

somber tundra
sterile tartan
#

Never

somber tundra
sterile tartan
#

Never, I say

#

wanders around the house singing christmas music a capella
Bwahahaha

#

My furriness killed the chat

silver mantle
#

nah im just half asleep now and was playing the game earlier

#

also this is a tolerant server

stray nebula
#

I just never noticed this chat before. this is exactly what I'd expect for an off topic channel, nothing out of ordinary

sterile tartan
#

Exactlyyy

dusty magnet
#

FUCK

#

I just lost the game

#

@stray nebula it gets weird at times 😳

stray nebula
#

yeah that's

#

the whole point of having off topic

silent wagon
stray nebula
#

nice

silver mantle
#

dont worry i don't get weird tho im an angel

#

also goodnight!

sterile tartan
#

Night!

mint spear
sterile tartan
#

I ranted at my friend and she went offline

mint spear
#

👀

sterile tartan
mint spear
clever vessel
#

😀

sterile tartan
#

How am I supposed to enjoy the Solstice if I have to clean, and anticipate people tomorrow

#

Know what

#

I want a drink

mint spear
#

get me one too

#

finals suck butt bread

fickle obsidian
#

make the people clean, and anticipate you

sterile tartan
#

That sounds fun

#

But I still want a drink

#

What better way to enjoy pagan things than alcohol

#

I can't do a solstice party, and the neighbors didn't invite me to theirs so I have no idea when they're doing it. Not that they would mind if I just showed up

#

Everyone nearby seems to like me for some reason

clever vessel
#

That's a good idea Leon

#

Make your guests do the leg work and climb on their shoulders and whip whip whip!

sterile tartan
#

Friend came back online
To say "okay"

#

I scrubbed the floor
And the spots the dog ruined
Are permanently ruined
Aaaaaaa

#

Who wants to see a bruise I got from a bed frame corner

#

It's cool looking

mint spear
#

does it look like the state of texas?

silent wagon
#

No it looks like Elvis

mint spear
#

let me seeeeeeee

sterile tartan
#

I want it to be known that I am now Doomgirl

mint spear
#

she is

#

it's true

#

a demon broke its foot on her leg

sterile tartan
#

I know it may be hard to believe that the same person who stabs herself with scissors and is attacked by cactuses can fight demons but I aasure you It's true

undone moat
#

I hate discord sometimes

mint spear
#

compared to these people, I'm a saint

clever vessel
#

How was the air

sterile tartan
#

Lol

#

So I officially hate Magic Erasers

#

Stupid fuckin micro-fiberglass sponge that disintegrates if you actually scrub with it

#

On the bright side, one of the doors looks a bit more white

#

But a few of my fingers feel kinda raw

#

Also hungry

#

About to fix that with leftover spaghetti tho

unique anchor
sterile tartan
mint spear
#

Lit tbh

elfin rampart
#

i nevr get role

sterile tartan
#

You will
I think it's level 10
And Idk what level you are blobmlem

elfin rampart
#

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