#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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storm ocean
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I was going to uni tomorrow but I guess I will be taking a few weeks off now

clever vessel
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It's ok

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People will want to massage your smooth face

mint spear
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@storm ocean don't worry it will get patched soon

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@clever vessel why you change your pfp from that old slim potato to this blue onion?

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i barely knew u

storm ocean
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I would send a picture but I'm too scared to look at my camera

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It's terrible biggest mistake I've made in life

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Should've just looked like a hobo

silent wagon
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Time for Return of the King Extended Edition

sterile tartan
dusty magnet
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I bought a beanie and I love it

sterile tartan
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Nice

mint spear
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Nice

sterile tartan
fickle obsidian
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@thorny crescent

mint spear
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My Norwegian blood tells me too harpoon it and drag it to port for slaughter and harvesting

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So much whale fat for me oil lanterns ๐Ÿ˜ณ

sterile tartan
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Noo

mint spear
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๐Ÿฅต it'd be worth so many krones

dusty magnet
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Guys what kind of crime did a tree commit to be put in jail

fickle obsidian
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'arboring a fugitive?

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@dusty magnet ๐Ÿ‘€

mint spear
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BREAKFAST SOUP

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CEREAL

dusty magnet
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Treeson

mint spear
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

fickle obsidian
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i like both, lol

sterile tartan
undone moat
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hmmm

mint spear
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y'all ever have cereal for dinner

sterile tartan
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Yeah

mint spear
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I call it breakfast soup

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and rn I think I had too many bowls of it

fickle obsidian
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don't look now...

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but...

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fluffy...is alive

mint spear
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so am I

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if I'm alive, anything is possible

undone moat
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a

undone moat
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heh, I never got that email from EG

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what a pile of shit

thorny crescent
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@mint spear oops milk went sour

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time to throw it out

mint spear
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What

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I'm clearly eggnog

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@ BaggedMilk#1075

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๐Ÿ‘€

silent wagon
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God, the charge of the Rohirrim in Return of the King is fucking beautiful

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Eowyn: 1
Witch King's Fellbeast: 0
gandalf

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Ruh roh raggy, ghost time

mint spear
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@mint spear ping me properly biatch

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๐Ÿฅต

sterile tartan
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Cat was so happy that he got to share my ice cream that he almost fell off my shoulder

silent wagon
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@lost shore

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โ˜๏ธ

lost shore
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๐Ÿ‘

fickle obsidian
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get a room ๐Ÿ‘€

civic ferry
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Is DC finally off the grimdark train?

silent wagon
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They've been off it for a bit. Aquaman, Doom Patrol, Titans, Harley Quinn, etc

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Shazam

dusty magnet
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Shazam was good

mint spear
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Lmaaaoo I was at the grocery store and there was a glitch price on marley earbuds, $5 each when they're regular $40

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I bought 5 pairs ๐Ÿฅต

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Went through self serve so no one knows about it yet lol

dusty magnet
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haha good shit

lament ginkgo
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Thats probably a clearance, not a glitch

mint spear
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They're super nice. Wood on the top with fabric covered wires

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Nah it's a glitch

lament ginkgo
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In any case, its a nice find ๐Ÿ™‚

mint spear
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They use computer price tags and they've been having problems over the last couple days

lament ginkgo
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Well then, raid the place

mint spear
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Im contemplating driving back and emptying the rack yeah lol

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Spend like 100 bucks then resell

dusty magnet
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do it bro

silent wagon
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Definitely

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Make some $$$

sterile tartan
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I did have gotten a pair of those for like a dollar at the thrift store forever ago

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Could have*

sterile tartan
elfin rampart
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cool but i cant see through all the blood

sterile tartan
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Wat

elfin rampart
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eyes bleeding

sterile tartan
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Ohh

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Lol

mint spear
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@mint spear here's that ping you were asking for, but now it's out of context so it doesn't make any sense

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Oh my god wow thanks so much

sterile tartan
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Tattoos

mint spear
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I'll take five thanks

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Reminds me of the stars on his arm.

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he's got some wack tattoos on his face too

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that shit looks like it's real

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๐Ÿ™Œ

elfin rampart
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almost

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textures of the tattoos jagged

dusty magnet
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It's real discord hours tbh

mint spear
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tbh yeah tbh

sterile tartan
gaunt reef
sterile tartan
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Is it really just the one picture lol

slim pier
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I wonder how much that website costs to host

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It's just a picture of a hot dog

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oh you can put ketchup and mustard on it but theyre mutually exclusive

gaunt reef
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oh man the jazz music amplifying at key events just made the whole thing 10x funnier

mint spear
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๐Ÿค”

open bane
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Thought my battery was degrading then uninstalled some CCleaner app cause it seemed like it was scanning my phone for "opportunities to clean" all the time

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Seems like my battery is much better now lol. Stupid app.

storm ocean
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Use the phones inbuilt cleaner

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These cleaning apps usually have adware installed

open bane
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I've used this one before and it's fine, typically I don't even use them but the built in one was basically just telling me to delete any photos I took lol

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In the end I don't care enough anyway

storm ocean
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lmao

open bane
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It was like "you can clear 10gb!" Then would just open a context with most of my photos selected

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Guess it doesn't like dick pics nature imagery

storm ocean
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I get asked to delete my music

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guess even my phone doesn't like my taste in music

open bane
gaunt reef
ripe jackal
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aww

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pat apt

mint spear
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@pine carbon

undone moat
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Time 4 work

ripe jackal
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work 4 Time

clever vessel
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4 Time work

fickle obsidian
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@mint spear henlo

undone moat
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@mint spear bitch

gaunt reef
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@mint spear lasagna

mint spear
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@fickle obsidian Gunter

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@ me 10,000 times and I'll use everyone ping.

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(But I won't though)

gaunt reef
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damnit

fickle obsidian
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but maybe?

gaunt reef
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could always tag a particular former staff

clever vessel
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@mint spear oh

mint spear
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TOP GEK have the permissions to use everyone ping but neither of them have done so.

undone moat
gaunt reef
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hex oh no

fickle obsidian
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hex you shouldn't have told me that

gaunt reef
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OH NO

undone moat
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oh no...

mint spear
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๐Ÿคท

fickle obsidian
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when you least expect it

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i will summon everyone

undone moat
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oh hey dicksword mobile got the big emojis now

clever vessel
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Leon has the power

undone moat
gaunt reef
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I love how getting a notification REALLY triggers people

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on discord

fickle obsidian
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i can never tell how serious that is

mint spear
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I can understand why tbh, I'm in some servers that use everyone ping for irrelevant stuff.

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Everyone pings daily.

clever vessel
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Ooch

gaunt reef
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I mute servers like that anyway

fickle obsidian
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I'm pingstarved most of the time

clever vessel
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@fickle obsidian

fickle obsidian
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nom

clever vessel
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Feed the Leon

gaunt reef
undone moat
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I just hate it when people ping me during the night because my phone's fucking dumb as shit and will make a loud ass noise at 3am because someone pinged me and called me a butt

gaunt reef
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oh I have automatic DND on just because of this

undone moat
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Even when I tell it not to

clever vessel
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Whut that sucks

mint spear
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I turn wifi off overnight

gaunt reef
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I wake up to at least 2-3 pings because of the whole timezone thing

clever vessel
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Annoying

gaunt reef
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I think both iOS and android have auto DND mode right

clever vessel
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I love Do Not Disturb

undone moat
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I turned mine on, but mine suppresses calls which is dumb as shit

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I leave my ringtone on for that reason

gaunt reef
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there should be a setting for that I think

undone moat
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You never know when you're gonna get that call

clever vessel
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Pizza delivery needs directions

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To your house

gaunt reef
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Well since I never have calls, I don't mind if I get a call late night

clever vessel
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While you sleep

gaunt reef
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Most likely than not it's going to be from some relative or friend telling me ||someone has died||

clever vessel
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๐Ÿ˜ž

gaunt reef
silent wagon
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I started Good Omens

gaunt reef
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ayy

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I liked it

silent wagon
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David Tennant cracks me up, I definitely needed him as a demon ๐Ÿ˜‚

gaunt reef
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first episode was really boring tbh aside from Tennant's lines

undone moat
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I have mine on for a bit of a similar reason, my sister doesn't get back until late at night/early in the morning so I keep my ringtone on just in case she calls

gaunt reef
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picked up right after that

fickle obsidian
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my phone is always on do not disturb too, lol

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but i also just disable notifications for like 98% of apps

gaunt reef
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so thats why u dont pick up my calls ๐Ÿ˜ญ

fickle obsidian
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it's the timezones thing I swear!

gaunt reef
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sURE

fickle obsidian
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@arctic eagle thanks for inventing timezones ๐Ÿ˜ญ

clever vessel
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yw

fickle obsidian
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so i have a new coworker that i think is just generally friendly but may also be interested in me, buuut working different sections & schedules so i can't really tell whether both or just friendly yet, lol

mint spear
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poopy

fickle obsidian
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snacho

mint spear
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pooLeon

fickle obsidian
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pooNacho

clever vessel
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Leon

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You must climb on the persons shoulders and tell them to go to nearest park to climb tree

fickle obsidian
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yes

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tbh i think they're slightly taller than me so this is perfect

clever vessel
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Nice

silent wagon
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Hmm, imma try to get back into The Expanse

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Need gud sci fi show

gaunt reef
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do it

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I should rewatch it too I forgot most of it

silent wagon
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I'm on episode 4

undone moat
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Once again my inner monkey god is calling from within and giving me an urge to climb stuff

silent wagon
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THIS DUDE JUST GOT HIS HEAD POPPED BY A GAUSS ROUND

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Holy shit that's nasty in zero gravity

mint spear
silent wagon
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Is that the movie with the original actors in it?

restive haven
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So I did this this weekend. I am odd, perhaps.

arctic eagle
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No problem, enjoy those timezones

mint spear
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๐Ÿฅต

fickle obsidian
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how come there isn't FOMO for old stuff

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||there is, but it's scattershot and often snobby||

silent wagon
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The amount of detail in this show is crazy

mint spear
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You know how it's sometimes hard to pee in public? It's like you're in a public restroom, you're trying to pee, but then you see this message: You cannot pee now, there are strangers nearby

sterile tartan
undone moat
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I did a major work thing today

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I feel good

sterile tartan
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Proud of you

sterile tartan
mint spear
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yes

sterile tartan
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In 1970 David Bowie was a wood elf

undone moat
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that jacket looks both really cheap and incredibly expensive at the same time

sterile tartan
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It really does

undone moat
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Like I'm either gonna find it down at walmart for $25 or I'm gonna find it at [insert fancy store here] for $2500

sterile tartan
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It kinda Looks like he wrapped a rug around himself and it complied and became a designer women's jacket for him

undone moat
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It looks really comfortable tbh

sterile tartan
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It does

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Probably warm as heck

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Did I tell you guys I accidentally stabbed myself in the hand yesterday

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Nothing super bad but scissors are mean

undone moat
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I did that once

sterile tartan
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Making French Toast

mint spear
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with scissors?

sterile tartan
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No
I was trying to cut a zip tie

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I'm making French Toast right now though

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With cinnamon and vanilla

clever vessel
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๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ aeyes ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

sterile tartan
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Are you a tarantula blobtilt

undone moat
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Don't fuck the spider

sterile tartan
clever vessel
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Yes don't

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Unless approved

sterile tartan
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Eh, food is more important anyway

clever vessel
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Yes

sterile tartan
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Making french toast is messy

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I wonder what it's called in French

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France

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It's kinda like brioche
Hm

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Idk

mint spear
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Tartine but they don't use bread.

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They use baguettes and no that's not a joke.

sterile tartan
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That sounds not bad tbh

mint spear
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It's called Gypsy Bread here. ๐Ÿคท

sterile tartan
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Oo

mint spear
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No idea why though.

sterile tartan
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I dunno but it sounds cooler

clever vessel
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Because it reads your future

mint spear
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๐Ÿ‘Œ

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"You will be suitably full after eating this bread."

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Just like how they say you are what you eat.
Which too is correct.

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I once ate some ready to eat peaches and when I started to eat them, I was ready to eat them ready to eat peaches.

clever vessel
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Ha

sterile tartan
mint spear
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Looks very comfortable.

sterile tartan
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Mhm

silent wagon
sterile tartan
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WotD: Operose

characterized by effort to the point of exhaustion

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It's an adjective

mint spear
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First time I have heard that word.

sterile tartan
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Same tbh

silent wagon
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Witcher comes out 5 days after my birthday, NUT ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ

mint spear
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I'm (obviously) looking forward to it.

sterile tartan
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scrambles remaining egg mixture

mint spear
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Oh wow, that one is very colorful.

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Kinda reminds me of UV art.

sterile tartan
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Ohh yeah I can see it

clever vessel
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They look unwrapped

silent wagon
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That Geralt trailer ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ

mint spear
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I heard a line in the game the other day that I have completely missed up until now that got me questioning how much more I have missed.

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I skipped first game completely cause it was dog shit but I played 2 and 3, I haven't read any books.

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But there was a line where Geralt was speaking with someone and the dude said something about one day having little Witchers running around and Geralt was basically like nope, Witchers are sterile.

silent wagon
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So are sorcerers/sorceresses

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One of Yen's life goals is to fix that for herself

mint spear
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Got all the magic and potions in the world but they can't fix themselves.

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TBH, if I was a Witcher I'd be happy fucking with no consequences.

silent wagon
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Potions make Triss vomit EVERYWHERE

mint spear
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๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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clearly waifu material

silent wagon
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Ur not wrong

mint spear
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a face so ugly it's beautiful

silent wagon
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Damn straight

mint spear
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Lmao

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rewriting the definition of beauty, one gorgeous crooked smile at a time

clever vessel
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Asymmetrical faces are more interesting change my mind

mint spear
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did you look at my selfies while saying that zug

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Fun fact: Your face is asymmetrical. Both sides of your face are different.

clever vessel
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Yes

sterile tartan
mint spear
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๐Ÿ‘Œ

arctic eagle
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One is gay, the other is gay

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We are gay

sterile tartan
mint spear
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tbh yeah

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That makes sense if you think about it.

sterile tartan
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I've been kinda wary of sharing a lot of the coloring pages lately, ahahhhh

mint spear
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How do?

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How so*

sterile tartan
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I started sending less after the one dude decided discrediting my being an artist was necessary because I like coloring
I dunno, it's dumb
I'm just insecure hahaha

mint spear
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Wow, not cool of that dude though.

sterile tartan
mint spear
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I have a genuine phobia of moths. They scare me, a 5ft 11, 300lb fatass to a cowering mess.

sterile tartan
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He was like yeah, 'artist' and tried to say that I claimed the coloring pages were art

Oh gosh

mint spear
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Man, ignore that.
There will always be someone to criticise something anyone does.

sterile tartan
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Also if it helps, that moth looks a lot more like a butterfly

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Than some

silent wagon
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Moths are cute fuzzies ๐Ÿ’•

arctic eagle
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Yeah I thought it was a butterfly

clever vessel
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They love lamp

arctic eagle
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Moths are NOT CUTE they are BAD

sterile tartan
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There's some super colorful moths out there

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How

mint spear
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moth brother

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give me the lamp

arctic eagle
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Moths are bas because all they do is flutter flutter

mint spear
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i got a bunch of lamps just for the moths

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what are they doing to be bad to you though? they just be minding their own business

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moths are just colorless, smaller butterflies

sterile tartan
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They don't live that long, allow them the satisfaction of fluttering

arctic eagle
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Reasons why moths are bad:

  • look dirty
  • too hairy
  • tax evasion
  • stupid face
  • arrogant
    -bitch
mint spear
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  • Get stuck in your ear and ruin you for life.
sterile tartan
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Seriously though
There's some extraordinarily colored ones

arctic eagle
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Mhm

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They're weird I hate them

sterile tartan
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Comet moths are cool

arctic eagle
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Butterflies nice and kind, moths cold and bad

sterile tartan
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Butterflies will drink your blood if they have no nectar

mint spear
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Oh

sterile tartan
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Mhmmm

arctic eagle
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Yeah but that's fine they kinda cute

sterile tartan
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They can't pierce your skin of course but if it's there...

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Also this is a moth

mint spear
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Looks like a childrens kite.

sterile tartan
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Ikr

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That's the comet moth I mentioned

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They're in Madagascar

arctic eagle
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What's that one moth with the tentacles

sterile tartan
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Uhhh

mint spear
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An abomination.

arctic eagle
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creatonotos gangis

sterile tartan
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I was typing thaaat am too slow

arctic eagle
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Jeez it doesn't have an easy name

clever vessel
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You know what are terrible?

arctic eagle
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Dw I copy-pasted

clever vessel
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Dogs

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And pandas

arctic eagle
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Gonna suplex you

clever vessel
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Especially the baby ones

sterile tartan
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I have Flutter: Statlight and my favorite iiiiiis

clever vessel
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Penguins are even worse

mint spear
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Yes, they are master sneakers and when you least expect it they'll sneak upon you before taking a bite out of you.

clever vessel
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Exactly

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Just happens way too much

mint spear
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It was just last week a friend of mine got attacked by one.

sterile tartan
clever vessel
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A group of them attacked my mother and stole her car keys

mint spear
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Oh wow, I see where it gets its name.

sterile tartan
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Mhmm

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Dog sat on my lap and wrapped around behind me on the chair

dusty magnet
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tbh i got a new hoodie

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i liek

storm ocean
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stupid moth

dusty magnet
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stupid buttman

storm ocean
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stupid beetch

dusty magnet
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hey... ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

storm ocean
mint spear
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lol

dusty magnet
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cherry coke is good dont @ me

ripe jackal
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@dusty magnet you're good

dusty magnet
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aww kev thats so sweet โค๏ธ

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tbh im gunna replant my aloe vera again tbh

ripe jackal
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I cant think of aloe vera without thinking of full body pain lmao

dusty magnet
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lolwhut

ripe jackal
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when i was younger i slept by a poolside and my dad didnt move the umbrella and i ended up waking up with fullbody sunburn

dusty magnet
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oh god

ripe jackal
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and then they got aloe vera gel

dusty magnet
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that sounds horrible

ripe jackal
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it was : )

dusty magnet
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btw dont eat aloe it tastes foul

ripe jackal
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ive tried drinking it

dusty magnet
ripe jackal
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nou

mint spear
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It's so horrible I question who the madmen are that are eating and drinking it.

storm ocean
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health gurus

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I drank it with greentea once

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alright tbh

mint spear
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๐Ÿคข

ripe jackal
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eck

storm ocean
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its better than eating durian at least

dusty magnet
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I've heard durian is good tho

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Smells aweful tho

mint spear
dusty magnet
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Madlad

ripe jackal
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realist

mint spear
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I don't understand art.

storm ocean
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"I think this is the first one in art history when one artist eat concept for another," Datuna told reporters in New York. "People ask me, 'You eat banana?' Physically it was banana but banana is just a tool, usually I eat the concept of that you know?"

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```"I decided in the morning" on Saturday to eat the banana art, Datuna said, "but I was not too hungry so I spent two hours in the Basel."````

mint spear
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Which all in itself has now become part of the art piece.

storm ocean
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A spokeswoman for Cattelan said Monday the artist is not seeking any criminal or civil action against Datuna.

"What Cattelan did was genius and what I did was also interesting, right?" Datuna said.```
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I don't understand modern society

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What do I have to do to make my banana worth 120k

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Does it have to taste good? Does it need a specific rotting pattern? Maybe a certain hue of yellow?

dusty magnet
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No

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Tape it to a wall

storm ocean
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BUT

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Can it be any banana?

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Does it have to be local?

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International?

mint spear
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Sure, just remember to give a reason to why you picked that banana.

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"I picked this banana because of the curve. It reminded me of the curve that life gives, we start from the bottom before peaking and then declining back to the bottom."

storm ocean
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As I was walking down the path to the altar where I would be wed to my beautiful wife a flash of yellow beauty had caught my eye. It was at that point I knew that it wasn't my soon to be wife that I wanted to spend my whole life with but this intricate piece of natural beauty.

mint spear
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๐Ÿ‘Œ

dusty magnet
storm ocean
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๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ

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banana chan?

dusty magnet
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Hex do you know what that is

storm ocean
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It's hex when he was a babey

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Before his transformation to a shape

mint spear
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Looks like a cabbage patch baby

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Meethcrym

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Fucker only has one mouth though.

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smh my head

dusty magnet
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Meeth

mint spear
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Dude, I had a dream over the weekend where I had 3 meeth and I couldn't stop laughing at the word meeth as I was explaining it to people.

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That's how much you fucked me up.

dusty magnet
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HAHA

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I'm glad I have that much influence

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I had a dream last night that @open bane came to my house and picked me up in a Lamborghini

mint spear
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VERY nice.

dusty magnet
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Thanks @open bane

mint spear
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It's not Zoid if he didn't say PP at least once.

dusty magnet
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He said it exactly 3.5 times

mint spear
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Hahaha

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PP PP PP p

clever vessel
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I love that he ate the banana

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I'm going to do that as well

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But in a walmart

mint spear
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WTF no

clever vessel
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With a scone

mint spear
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Zug, you are getting too out of control.

clever vessel
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Make me!!!

dusty magnet
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AHA LOOK AT MY STATUS I MADE A JOKE

mint spear
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HAHAHA IT SAYS SPONSORED BY HONEY.

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Sticky situation to be in though.

clever vessel
#

Hahahajajaha

dusty magnet
#

PUN

clever vessel
#

Fun

dusty magnet
#

ur fun

clever vessel
#

U 2

dusty magnet
#

u2^

clever vessel
#

There we are

#

Behind u2

mint spear
#

u squared was ahead of their time.

dusty magnet
#

zug face reveal

#

someone kinda at my house tho

#

who is it

#

Dan is that you?

clever vessel
#

It's gleam

mint spear
#

Oh God.

dusty magnet
#

Oh hey gleam!!

#

Thanks for the package @night bobcat

mint spear
#

Gleam is Ted Cruz.

clever vessel
#

Confirmed

mint spear
#

Meeth

dusty magnet
#

tbh its another sweatshirt

mint spear
#

what the fuck

#

also HI BEE

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Lma

#

o

clever vessel
#

Lama

mint spear
#

lamao

clever vessel
#

Laugh ass my ass ofd

dusty magnet
#

HI ACEY

mint spear
#

i need a santa hat

#

i dont recall if I've ever had a christmas themed art done :V

clever vessel
#

Have it delivered to Bees door

#

Oh a art

mint spear
#

yes for an icon x)

open bane
#

Np bee

#

Lamborpp

clever vessel
#

Zod

open bane
#

Zogg

dusty magnet
clever vessel
#

Looks like it says Huts Pote if English letters

storm ocean
#

It's japanese

dusty magnet
#

smh my head

storm ocean
#

I know one word

#

ni

#

that's it

#

wait

clever vessel
#

ni

storm ocean
#

I know the last two parts of the first word

dusty magnet
#

whut is

storm ocean
#

but I don't know the meaning

clever vessel
#

Teach us your knowledge

mint spear
storm ocean
#

I don't know enough

#

oohhh

mint spear
#

i dont know how accurate that is lmao

clever vessel
#

Everyone did it

#

Congrats

mint spear
#

grats

dusty magnet
#

oh okay

#

I think it says So guys we did it

storm ocean
#

everyone is correct

#

not sure about the last part

dusty magnet
#

or at least its supposed to say that

storm ocean
#

Oh it's correct

silent wagon
clever vessel
#

Lead him on and try to get him to mail you some quality cow meat

silent wagon
#

๐Ÿ˜‚

mint spear
#

at least that's all he sent you

#

i hope

silent wagon
#

Yes, lol. He then proceeded to act normal and complain about the Halo server we're in

mint spear
#

oh

clever vessel
#

Uhoh

#

A troubled cowboy

silent wagon
#

Reason #1 for why I'm not allowed to be female: I do not hold back in my roasts and any fuckboi who DM'd me with pics would suffer greatly gandalf

dusty magnet
#

tbh ive received way too many dick pics...

clever vessel
#

Shall we have Photoshop battle with his picture?

#

Nvmd cyberbullying

dusty magnet
#

you can have a photoshop battle with a picture of me tho

clever vessel
#

Hwehwe

dusty magnet
#

gimme a pose to do

mint spear
#

t-pose

sterile tartan
#

๐Ÿ‘

clever vessel
dusty magnet
clever vessel
#

Ok Photoshop battle everyone

silent wagon
#

I detect Guitar Hero/Rock Band controllers

dusty magnet
#

Guitar Hero ๐Ÿ˜„

silent wagon
#

Uh, why is there a camera in the corner

#

๐Ÿ˜

dusty magnet
#

So I can record myself sleeping

#

(It's for VR)

silent wagon
dusty magnet
#

you guys wanna see all my boxes?

sterile tartan
#

Dude's a triangle

#

Yes

silent wagon
#

Gimme some of your Coke

dusty magnet
sterile tartan
#

What's in the cup

clever vessel
#

I do like boxes

#

Thanks

silent wagon
#

Give Coke

dusty magnet
sterile tartan
#

Music in full color

#

Gib controller

dusty magnet
clever vessel
#

Coke zero

ripe jackal
#

what does music look like in colour bee

silent wagon
#

Give me the Coke, Seymour

dusty magnet
ripe jackal
#

you with a studio setup

fickle obsidian
#

when u get a lot of pings u've been given the gift of pingles

sterile tartan
#

smacks self in face

silent wagon
dusty magnet
ripe jackal
#

soul i can say they do not look alike

dusty magnet
#

@silent wagon IK my eyes always look like I'm high ๐Ÿ˜‚

sterile tartan
#

Close enough

ripe jackal
#

why would you try roast bee

#

he's wonderful

sterile tartan
#

He asked for it

ripe jackal
#

i wouldnt

sterile tartan
#

Like literally

silent wagon
#

๐Ÿ‘†

dusty magnet
#

I did ask for it lmao

ripe jackal
#

i know but why bee is good

sterile tartan
#

Am gone

ripe jackal
#

are you from adams family

dusty magnet
#

Kev is good cause he says bee is good

ripe jackal
#

bee is good

dusty magnet
#

kev is gooder

sterile tartan
#

Spirit is a butt

clever vessel
#

๐ŸคŸ ๐Ÿค˜

silent wagon
#

Y'all ever make such a horrid smell that your dog looks worried, lol

sterile tartan
clever vessel
#

Yes

sterile tartan
#

he tried to kill me

clever vessel
#

No murder allowed

sterile tartan
#

I forgot my book downstairs

storm ocean
#

@dusty magnet

dusty magnet
#

HAHAHA

clever vessel
#

Haha

dusty magnet
#

oh my god

#

Abloane i fucking love that

#

@clever vessel That's gunna be hard to beat

clever vessel
#

I will try

open bane
clever vessel
#

Banaaaaaana

storm ocean
#

deja vu

clever vessel
#

Deja who?

open bane
#

Deja you

clever vessel
#

Ah

open bane
#

Yw

clever vessel
#

It's pretty brilliant though

open bane
#

I think he was just hungry

mint spear
#

Wow what awesome money laundering art!

clever vessel
#

I would buy that art

#

Oh wait

mint spear
#

Like fr the whole modern art game is a sham

clever vessel
#

I like when it's made fun of

mint spear
#

I could literally take a shit on a rottisserie chicken and say it represents the economic downturn in the late 2000s and how it signifies the being of human sexuality

#

Like bruh computerface

clever vessel
#

Bleh

rare mauve
#

oof

storm ocean
#

I couldn't get the red right in this

#

the hue is a bit off

sterile tartan
#

Pfff

dusty magnet
#

omfg xD

clever vessel
#

Nice

mint spear
#

IoI

clever vessel
#

Milk get to work Photoshop battle

mint spear
#

Ugh hnnnng

#

But i'm lazy and idk what'd i'd do tbh

clever vessel
#

Haha

mint spear
#

Whatd id

#

lol

#

Im retarded

#

waaaaaaaaaaaaat

clever vessel
#

Tbh

mint spear
#

Tbh yeah

sterile tartan
#

There's a new dragon in my game

mint spear
#

dragons

sterile tartan
#

Maybe it was a fluke and there's no way a microwave sweet and sour chicken meal can poison me
Here's hoping

mint spear
#

you played Dragalia Lost @sterile tartan ?

sterile tartan
#

No

mint spear
#

it came out awhile ago.. it's not the best but it was interesting for a moment

#

it utilizes the whole gacha system though for items or whatever, so i kinda dropped it

sterile tartan
#

Ohh I've seen it at least
I think my friend has it

mint spear
#

yea

rare mauve
#

ok

clever vessel
dusty magnet
#

HHAHA

#

okay holy fuck thats funny

ripe jackal
#

vore

rare mauve
#

woah

#

rip bee

#

pls come back bee

#

dis server needs you

dusty magnet
#

i am very sorry

rare mauve
#

||UNLIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE||

#

about what

#

||JKKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK||

clever vessel
#

this server NEEDS YOU spaceMAN

rare mauve
clever vessel
#

yeah

rare mauve
#

anyway changing gears

#

BABY FREAKING YODA

clever vessel
#

||you are special and don't let anyone tell you different||

#

spinny man

#

too fast

rare mauve
#

too fast

clever vessel
#

GOTTA GO FAST

clever vessel
#

i love that

#

so fast

rare mauve
#

I am speed

#

cachiga cachiga cachiga

clever vessel
#

guys it's very imortpant you talk right now in memes

rare mauve
#

goodbye old friends

#

sike

clever vessel
undone moat
#

?

clever vessel
#

ohi

#

computerman bee phtoshop battle get to work

rare mauve
#

ye

#

im not taking part because TEACHERS DECIDE TO GIVE THE MOST IMPORTANT TESTS EVER RIGHT BEFORE BREAK DA HECK

clever vessel
#

true.

mint spear
#

i just spent an hour watching TV in virtual reality

undone moat
#

osht photoshop battle?

mint spear
#

family guy

#

now i have to see YOUTUBE in vr

rare mauve
#

Um ok

undone moat
#

family guy vr

mint spear
#

no

clever vessel
#

from brian's perspective

mint spear
#

no

#

yes

undone moat
#

@dusty magnet so apparently we're supposed to be doing a photoshop battle but I don't feel like fighting so please take these flowers as a gift of peace

mint spear
#

stock photos

#

I hereby declare your picture to be art, Bitch

dusty magnet
mint spear
#

I think I need my eyes checked, I see three monitors

undone moat
ripe jackal
#

make it less generic

undone moat
#

what a small world

dusty magnet
#

ur small

clever vessel
#

pretty great flowers tbh

#

i like that setup

dusty magnet
#

thank!

undone moat
dusty magnet
#

mun

undone moat
#

The light totally ruins the image but whatever

dusty magnet
#

tonight i will clean my room and make it look all cozy and shit

undone moat
#

hmmm

#

what should I build

dusty magnet
#

a new computer

undone moat
#

kk

sterile tartan
undone moat
#

what a cute dog

sterile tartan
#

She really likes to bite

#

My hand hurts

dusty magnet
#

for why

sterile tartan
#

Well
Both do
One from being stabbed

rare mauve
#

Bee you're back

#

ya

#

yay

sterile tartan
#

The other from straining it holding a too-heavy bottle of syrup

dusty magnet
#

wait back from what

sterile tartan
clever vessel
#

purt y

rare mauve
#

You said you left nvm

dusty magnet
#

o i did?

rare mauve
#

you didnt

dusty magnet
sterile tartan
#

It feels colder than 34ยฐ but it says that's what it is

dusty magnet
#

Hey guys sign up for Honey and use code "Bee"

clever vessel
#

58 here

sterile tartan
#

Other one says 32

#

So it's probably like
33

clever vessel
#

GIV SNOW

dusty magnet
#

45 here

silent wagon
#

"Sign up for Honey"
Is this a bee joke

undone moat
dusty magnet
#

ayeee

#

what game is that

undone moat
#
rare mauve
#

Roblox

#

nope

undone moat
#

if you know what blockland is, it's essentially blockland's spiritual successor

silent wagon
#

Sounds like Roblox, lol

rare mauve
#

indeed it does

undone moat
#

oof

#

nobody remembers blockland anymore

mint spear
#

I opened the website

#

want to sign up

ripe jackal
#

wait thats not blockland???

mint spear
#

need discord confirmation

ripe jackal
#

it looks exactly like it

mint spear
#

ok, sure

#

need varified phone number

#

fuck me

undone moat
#

@ripe jackal again, it's blockland's spiritual successor. it's being made by a bunch of people who used to make addons for blockland

ripe jackal
#

are the controls as bad?

sterile tartan
#

I would do it
But only on my laptop
And I have to find my mouse

undone moat
#

yes and no? if you mean the building controls they've put in a bunch of new ways to build but the classic building style still exists

silent wagon
clever vessel
#

wait no way

ripe jackal
#

gamer

dusty magnet
#

is that really worth a whole ass article

sterile tartan
undone moat
dusty magnet
#

F

undone moat
mint spear
#

Went for the last drive in my Camaro until spring since it's snowing tomorrow and my insurance expires

#

Got it all tarped up and locked but now i'm the big sad ๐Ÿ˜ซ

dusty magnet
#

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

mint spear
#

Did one last burnout, prob gonna need new tires in the spring lol

#

Tread was thanos'd

dusty magnet
#

im jelly

#

how many cars do you have

mint spear
#

3

dusty magnet
#

๐Ÿ˜ฉ

mint spear
#

My family has 10 lmao

dusty magnet
#

thats 3 more cars than i have

mint spear
#

I can name all them one sec

#

2017 escape titanium
2010 fusion sport
2007 escape lt
1994 chevrolet silverado
1964 chevrolet impala
1956 monarch Lucerne
1979 ford 250 (I think)
1980 camaro

#

We sold 2 though

#

Another 56' and 64'

#

Which were parts cars for the other 2 but still kinda drivable lol

undone moat
#

my sister just slapped me with swiss cheese

mint spear
#

Hot

undone moat
#

no

mint spear
#

You got cheesed on

dusty magnet
#

cheese on

mint spear
#

Stop it ur gonna make me cheese

#

๐Ÿ˜ณ

dusty magnet
#

i rly wanna go play pool

mint spear
#

Play 8ball pool

#

Decent alternative if you dont have a table

#

Tbh

dusty magnet
#

i dont have an iphone :/

ripe jackal
#

thats fine

mint spear
#

I thought it was on android too

#

Hmm

dusty magnet
#

oh it is

#

cool

mint spear
dusty magnet
#

im confused

#

theres only 7 balls in that picture

undone moat
mint spear
#

sssssssss

undone moat
#

๐Ÿ’ฅ

ripe jackal
#

pc

mint spear
#

@undone moat haha minecraft joke ftw

#

ftw means Fuck The What

#

haha

#

I just found this gif

#

like wtf even

#

lol

undone moat
silent wagon
#

Dark chocolate oranges are one of the best things ever made

#

That is all

dusty magnet
#

yeah theyre not bad tbh

undone moat
#

it's funny how such a small difference makes this look so much better

mint spear
#

Sksksksksksksksksks

rare mauve
#

AND I OOP

#

got em

mint spear
#

peepeepoopoo

#

haha meme references

undone moat
#

making a GPU's gonna be a challenge

fickle obsidian
#

EAT MY BRICKS

#

whatcha messin' with @undone moat

undone moat
#

a vibeo gane

#

Bee told me to make a computer and I accepted the challenge

fickle obsidian
#

a vurbae gemae

#

are u inventing the COMPUTER

#

holy shit what the fuck you fucking honey shill @dusty magnet i'm gonna impound ur hive and confiscate ur fuckin' pollen

undone moat
#

leon are you okay

dusty magnet
#

u wanna fite

undone moat
#

I'm scared

fickle obsidian
#

i wanna eat SOME HONEYFGOOD

dusty magnet
#

use code "bee"

fickle obsidian
#

i don't know how i am i just processed like $700~ worth of food because they'd save like $200~

undone moat
#

what

fickle obsidian
#

and then another $700~ worth of holiday junk

#

because again they'd save approx. $140~

#

somehow this maths to ppl

#

i should have taken a tip for both of those ๐Ÿ‘€

undone moat
#

I'm so confused. computerface

fickle obsidian
#

just remember, you can impound hives

undone moat
clever vessel
#

expound wives

undone moat
#

making GPUs is hard

clever vessel
fickle obsidian
#

chill creature

undone moat
rare mauve
#

yud

clever vessel
#

yud

mint spear
#

duy

#

Damn it feels good to be a ganstah

clever vessel
#

I'm going to turn you in for breaking the law

mint spear
#

๐Ÿ‘€

#

that's the number I'm gonna call on you

sterile tartan
#

Nice

mint spear
#

ye

undone moat
#

I'll add some detail to the back and a bit more to the inside later, for now that's me done

mint spear
#

it looks pretty goot mate

fickle obsidian
#

||so do u|| ๐Ÿค

mint spear
#

Leon

#

no

#

You are incorrect

#

I am Nacho

#

I cannot be pretty

sterile tartan
undone moat
#

only 755 bricks seanbomination

silver mantle
#

That emoji actually makes me think of shadow now

mint spear
#

wait which one

sterile tartan
#

creamy garlic parmesan chicken ramen

silver mantle
#

The cat one

mint spear
silver mantle
#

Gonna need to expand the lore here

mint spear
#

AHHHHHHHH

#

I JUST REALIZED WHAT YOU DID THERE

#

EXPAND

#

hahaha

sterile tartan
mint spear
#

lmao

clever vessel
#

That frog

mint spear
#

shut

clever vessel
#

Is very important character

mint spear
#

oh

sterile tartan
#

Oh so I don't think the sweet and sour chicken poisoned me this time

mint spear
#

lol I thought you were saying the dog was a frog

sterile tartan
#

Pff

#

You're a snow cone maker now

#

Embrace it

mint spear
#

NACH snow white wall mirror

#

that's my life in a nutshell

silent wagon
#

So uh, John Wayne's grandson is usually who's in the Mandalorian suit during filming. Pedro Pascal does the voice but Brendan Wayne is the big man walking the walk ๐Ÿ˜†

mint spear
#

Damn

#

So is the mandalorian good

#

Or more ep8 style garbage

silent wagon
#

Excuse

fickle obsidian
#

no it's not good, but it has baby yoda, so yes

mint spear
#

Hmm

#

Fair

fickle obsidian
#

(i honestly don't know)

silent wagon
#

Don't you dare compare The Mandalorian to that shit-show of a movie ๐Ÿ˜ค

fickle obsidian
#

ep1 vs. ep8

silent wagon
#

It's the best Star Wars show (movie or otherwise) since Clone Wars

mint spear
#

Damn

#

But disney+

#

๐Ÿคข

fickle obsidian
#

time to yarhar

mint spear
#

I will not submit to the satanic mouse

silent wagon
#

I certainly haven't

mint spear
#

YOUR SOULS WILL SOON ME MINE

silent wagon
#

pirate @mint spear

mint spear
#

I mean, gosh, you guys sure don't like me!

#

Hyuck

dusty magnet
silent wagon
#

Either pirate it or wait til the whole season is out on the 26th then get a free week-long trial and binge it all

clever vessel
#

Episode 8 best movie

silent wagon
clever vessel
silent wagon
fickle obsidian
#

nah it's obviously ep. 1

dusty magnet
fickle obsidian
#

u

silent wagon
#

Imma try watching Seis Manos

#

It looks cool and Mike Colter is in it ๐Ÿ‘Œ

clever vessel
#

911

fickle obsidian
#

119

sterile tartan
#

911 what's your emergency
"I nailed my hand to a birdhouse accidentally"
have you got any bacon?
"Bacon?"
bacon, that's right
"I have some bacon left over from dinner last night"
rub some bacon on it
"What?"
on your hand, just do it, rub some bacon on it

silent wagon
#

Excuse

sterile tartan
#

"That's all there is to it?"

clever vessel
#

How are you supposed to rub the bacon

#

When it's gonna disappear immediately

fickle obsidian
#

you rub the bacon with ur insides

clever vessel
#

Guess I better start practicing

sterile tartan
undone moat
#

I'm gonna rub bacon grease on my c-

sterile tartan
#

Er

#

I removed the watermark with an ad and it stayed anyway. Rude

#

Gonna go with you were gonna say car

undone moat
#

yes