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@storm ocean don't worry it will get patched soon
@clever vessel why you change your pfp from that old slim potato to this blue onion?
i barely knew u
I would send a picture but I'm too scared to look at my camera
It's terrible biggest mistake I've made in life
Should've just looked like a hobo
Time for Return of the King Extended Edition

I bought a beanie and I love it
Nice
Nice
The biggest whale
@thorny crescent
My Norwegian blood tells me too harpoon it and drag it to port for slaughter and harvesting
So much whale fat for me oil lanterns ๐ณ
Noo
๐ฅต it'd be worth so many krones
Guys what kind of crime did a tree commit to be put in jail
Treeson
i like both, lol

hmmm
y'all ever have cereal for dinner
Yeah
a
God, the charge of the Rohirrim in Return of the King is fucking beautiful
Eowyn: 1
Witch King's Fellbeast: 0

Ruh roh raggy, ghost time
Cat was so happy that he got to share my ice cream that he almost fell off my shoulder
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get a room ๐

A new era of wonder begins. #WW84 in theaters June 5. www.wonderwomanfilm.com https://www.instagram.com/wonderwomanfilm/ https://twitter.com/WonderWomanFilm ...
Is DC finally off the grimdark train?
They've been off it for a bit. Aquaman, Doom Patrol, Titans, Harley Quinn, etc
Shazam
Shazam was good
Lmaaaoo I was at the grocery store and there was a glitch price on marley earbuds, $5 each when they're regular $40
I bought 5 pairs ๐ฅต
Went through self serve so no one knows about it yet lol
haha good shit
Thats probably a clearance, not a glitch
In any case, its a nice find ๐
They use computer price tags and they've been having problems over the last couple days
Well then, raid the place
Im contemplating driving back and emptying the rack yeah lol
Spend like 100 bucks then resell
do it bro
I did have gotten a pair of those for like a dollar at the thrift store forever ago
Could have*
cool but i cant see through all the blood
Wat
@mint spear here's that ping you were asking for, but now it's out of context so it doesn't make any sense
Oh my god wow thanks so much
I'll take five thanks
Reminds me of the stars on his arm.
he's got some wack tattoos on his face too
that shit looks like it's real
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It's real discord hours tbh
tbh yeah tbh

I wonder how much that website costs to host
It's just a picture of a hot dog
oh you can put ketchup and mustard on it but theyre mutually exclusive
When the owner of a new cat cafe fights criticism online, her confrontational and uncompromising attitude threatens to destroy the business before it opens. ...
oh man the jazz music amplifying at key events just made the whole thing 10x funnier
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Thought my battery was degrading then uninstalled some CCleaner app cause it seemed like it was scanning my phone for "opportunities to clean" all the time
Seems like my battery is much better now lol. Stupid app.
I've used this one before and it's fine, typically I don't even use them but the built in one was basically just telling me to delete any photos I took lol
In the end I don't care enough anyway
lmao
It was like "you can clear 10gb!" Then would just open a context with most of my photos selected
Guess it doesn't like dick pics nature imagery

@pine carbon
Time 4 work
work 4 Time
4 Time work
@mint spear henlo
@mint spear bitch
@mint spear lasagna
@fickle obsidian Gunter
@ me 10,000 times and I'll use everyone ping.
(But I won't though)
damnit
but maybe?
could always tag a particular former staff
@mint spear oh
TOP GEK have the permissions to use everyone ping but neither of them have done so.
I made a group for sea of thieves and the name still cracks me up
hex oh no
hex you shouldn't have told me that
OH NO
oh no...
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oh hey dicksword mobile got the big emojis now
Leon has the power

i can never tell how serious that is
I can understand why tbh, I'm in some servers that use everyone ping for irrelevant stuff.
Everyone pings daily.
Ooch
I mute servers like that anyway
I'm pingstarved most of the time
@fickle obsidian
nom
Feed the Leon
I just hate it when people ping me during the night because my phone's fucking dumb as shit and will make a loud ass noise at 3am because someone pinged me and called me a butt
oh I have automatic DND on just because of this
Even when I tell it not to
Whut that sucks
I turn wifi off overnight
I wake up to at least 2-3 pings because of the whole timezone thing
Annoying
I think both iOS and android have auto DND mode right
I love Do Not Disturb
I turned mine on, but mine suppresses calls which is dumb as shit
I leave my ringtone on for that reason
there should be a setting for that I think
You never know when you're gonna get that call
Well since I never have calls, I don't mind if I get a call late night
While you sleep
Most likely than not it's going to be from some relative or friend telling me ||someone has died||
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I started Good Omens
David Tennant cracks me up, I definitely needed him as a demon ๐
first episode was really boring tbh aside from Tennant's lines
I have mine on for a bit of a similar reason, my sister doesn't get back until late at night/early in the morning so I keep my ringtone on just in case she calls
picked up right after that
my phone is always on do not disturb too, lol
but i also just disable notifications for like 98% of apps
so thats why u dont pick up my calls ๐ญ
it's the timezones thing I swear!
sURE
@arctic eagle thanks for inventing timezones ๐ญ
yw
so i have a new coworker that i think is just generally friendly but may also be interested in me, buuut working different sections & schedules so i can't really tell whether both or just friendly yet, lol
poopy
snacho
Leon
You must climb on the persons shoulders and tell them to go to nearest park to climb tree
Nice
I'm on episode 4
Once again my inner monkey god is calling from within and giving me an urge to climb stuff
THIS DUDE JUST GOT HIS HEAD POPPED BY A GAUSS ROUND
Holy shit that's nasty in zero gravity
Everything happens for a reason. Watch the new trailer for #Ghostbusters: Afterlife in theaters next summer. Visit Site: https://www.ghostbusters.com/?hs308=...
Is that the movie with the original actors in it?
No problem, enjoy those timezones
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how come there isn't FOMO for old stuff
||there is, but it's scattershot and often snobby||
The amount of detail in this show is crazy
You know how it's sometimes hard to pee in public? It's like you're in a public restroom, you're trying to pee, but then you see this message: You cannot pee now, there are strangers nearby

yes
that jacket looks both really cheap and incredibly expensive at the same time
It really does
Like I'm either gonna find it down at walmart for $25 or I'm gonna find it at [insert fancy store here] for $2500
It kinda Looks like he wrapped a rug around himself and it complied and became a designer women's jacket for him
It looks really comfortable tbh
It does
Probably warm as heck
Did I tell you guys I accidentally stabbed myself in the hand yesterday
Nothing super bad but scissors are mean
I did that once
Making French Toast
with scissors?
No
I was trying to cut a zip tie
I'm making French Toast right now though
With cinnamon and vanilla

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Are you a tarantula 
Don't fuck the spider

Yes
Making french toast is messy
I wonder what it's called in French
France
It's kinda like brioche
Hm
Idk
That sounds not bad tbh
It's called Gypsy Bread here. ๐คท
Oo
No idea why though.
I dunno but it sounds cooler
Because it reads your future
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"You will be suitably full after eating this bread."
Just like how they say you are what you eat.
Which too is correct.
I once ate some ready to eat peaches and when I started to eat them, I was ready to eat them ready to eat peaches.
Ha
Really...
Looks very comfortable.
Mhm
You can't outrun destiny just because you're terrified of it. Henry Cavill is Geralt of Rivia. The Witcher arrives December 20.
WotD: Operose
characterized by effort to the point of exhaustion
It's an adjective
First time I have heard that word.
Same tbh
Witcher comes out 5 days after my birthday, NUT ๐ฉ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
I'm (obviously) looking forward to it.
Look at this coloring page that was new today. Had to watch an ad but like
scrambles remaining egg mixture
Ohh yeah I can see it
They look unwrapped
That Geralt trailer ๐ฉ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
I heard a line in the game the other day that I have completely missed up until now that got me questioning how much more I have missed.
I skipped first game completely cause it was dog shit but I played 2 and 3, I haven't read any books.
But there was a line where Geralt was speaking with someone and the dude said something about one day having little Witchers running around and Geralt was basically like nope, Witchers are sterile.
Got all the magic and potions in the world but they can't fix themselves.
TBH, if I was a Witcher I'd be happy fucking with no consequences.
Potions make Triss vomit EVERYWHERE
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clearly waifu material
Ur not wrong
a face so ugly it's beautiful
Damn straight
Asymmetrical faces are more interesting change my mind
did you look at my selfies while saying that zug
Fun fact: Your face is asymmetrical. Both sides of your face are different.
Yes
Two wolves inside us and whatnot
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I've been kinda wary of sharing a lot of the coloring pages lately, ahahhhh
I started sending less after the one dude decided discrediting my being an artist was necessary because I like coloring
I dunno, it's dumb
I'm just insecure hahaha
Wow, not cool of that dude though.
This moth tho
I have a genuine phobia of moths. They scare me, a 5ft 11, 300lb fatass to a cowering mess.
He was like yeah, 'artist' and tried to say that I claimed the coloring pages were art
Oh gosh
Man, ignore that.
There will always be someone to criticise something anyone does.
Moths are cute fuzzies ๐
Yeah I thought it was a butterfly
They love lamp
Moths are NOT CUTE they are BAD
Moths are bas because all they do is flutter flutter
i got a bunch of lamps just for the moths
what are they doing to be bad to you though? they just be minding their own business
moths are just colorless, smaller butterflies
They don't live that long, allow them the satisfaction of fluttering
Reasons why moths are bad:
- look dirty
- too hairy
- tax evasion
- stupid face
- arrogant
-bitch
- Get stuck in your ear and ruin you for life.
Seriously though
There's some extraordinarily colored ones
Comet moths are cool
Butterflies nice and kind, moths cold and bad
Butterflies will drink your blood if they have no nectar
Oh
Mhmmm
Yeah but that's fine they kinda cute
Looks like a childrens kite.
What's that one moth with the tentacles
Uhhh
An abomination.
creatonotos gangis
I was typing thaaat am too slow
Jeez it doesn't have an easy name
You know what are terrible?
Dw I copy-pasted
Gonna suplex you
Especially the baby ones
Penguins are even worse
Yes, they are master sneakers and when you least expect it they'll sneak upon you before taking a bite out of you.
It was just last week a friend of mine got attacked by one.
Mottled opal
A group of them attacked my mother and stole her car keys
Oh wow, I see where it gets its name.
stupid moth
stupid buttman
stupid beetch
hey... ๐ฆ

lol
cherry coke is good dont @ me
@dusty magnet you're good
I cant think of aloe vera without thinking of full body pain lmao
lolwhut
when i was younger i slept by a poolside and my dad didnt move the umbrella and i ended up waking up with fullbody sunburn
oh god
and then they got aloe vera gel
that sounds horrible
it was : )
btw dont eat aloe it tastes foul
ive tried drinking it
It looks cool tho;
nou
It's so horrible I question who the madmen are that are eating and drinking it.
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eck
its better than eating durian at least
Madlad
realist
"I think this is the first one in art history when one artist eat concept for another," Datuna told reporters in New York. "People ask me, 'You eat banana?' Physically it was banana but banana is just a tool, usually I eat the concept of that you know?"
```"I decided in the morning" on Saturday to eat the banana art, Datuna said, "but I was not too hungry so I spent two hours in the Basel."````
Which all in itself has now become part of the art piece.
A spokeswoman for Cattelan said Monday the artist is not seeking any criminal or civil action against Datuna.
"What Cattelan did was genius and what I did was also interesting, right?" Datuna said.```
I don't understand modern society
What do I have to do to make my banana worth 120k
Does it have to taste good? Does it need a specific rotting pattern? Maybe a certain hue of yellow?
Sure, just remember to give a reason to why you picked that banana.
"I picked this banana because of the curve. It reminded me of the curve that life gives, we start from the bottom before peaking and then declining back to the bottom."
As I was walking down the path to the altar where I would be wed to my beautiful wife a flash of yellow beauty had caught my eye. It was at that point I knew that it wasn't my soon to be wife that I wanted to spend my whole life with but this intricate piece of natural beauty.
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Hex do you know what that is
Looks like a cabbage patch baby
Meethcrym
Fucker only has one mouth though.
smh my head
Meeth
Dude, I had a dream over the weekend where I had 3 meeth and I couldn't stop laughing at the word meeth as I was explaining it to people.
That's how much you fucked me up.
HAHA
I'm glad I have that much influence
I had a dream last night that @open bane came to my house and picked me up in a Lamborghini
VERY nice.
Thanks @open bane
It's not Zoid if he didn't say PP at least once.
He said it exactly 3.5 times
WTF no
With a scone
Zug, you are getting too out of control.
Make me!!!
AHA LOOK AT MY STATUS I MADE A JOKE
Hahahajajaha
PUN
Fun
ur fun
U 2
u squared was ahead of their time.
It's gleam
Oh God.
Gleam is Ted Cruz.
Confirmed
Meeth
tbh its another sweatshirt
Lama
lamao
Laugh ass my ass ofd
HI ACEY
yes for an icon x)
Zod
Zogg
Does anybody here know what this says?
Looks like it says Huts Pote if English letters
It's japanese
smh my head
ni
I know the last two parts of the first word
whut is
but I don't know the meaning
Teach us your knowledge
Here let me try
i dont know how accurate that is lmao
grats
or at least its supposed to say that
Oh it's correct
I'm pretty sure this weird dude who DM'd me thought I was a chick, I sure as hell didn't ask for a random selfie. I roasted him tho 
Lead him on and try to get him to mail you some quality cow meat
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Yes, lol. He then proceeded to act normal and complain about the Halo server we're in
oh
Reason #1 for why I'm not allowed to be female: I do not hold back in my roasts and any fuckboi who DM'd me with pics would suffer greatly 
tbh ive received way too many dick pics...
you can have a photoshop battle with a picture of me tho
Hwehwe
gimme a pose to do
t-pose
Do your worst
Ok Photoshop battle everyone
I detect Guitar Hero/Rock Band controllers
Guitar Hero ๐

you guys wanna see all my boxes?
Gimme some of your Coke
I have a lot of them...
What's in the cup
Give Coke
That cup?
@silent wagon They gone :(
Coke zero
what does music look like in colour bee
Give me the Coke, Seymour
Apparently this @ripe jackal
you with a studio setup
when u get a lot of pings u've been given the gift of pingles
smacks self in face
Don't need a Photoshop battle when this is a thing
Setup do be kinda vibin doe
soul i can say they do not look alike
@silent wagon IK my eyes always look like I'm high ๐
Close enough
He asked for it
i wouldnt
Like literally
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I did ask for it lmao
i know but why bee is good
Is me
are you from adams family
Kev is good cause he says bee is good
bee is good
kev is gooder
Spirit is a butt
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Y'all ever make such a horrid smell that your dog looks worried, lol

Yes
he tried to kill me
No murder allowed
I forgot my book downstairs
HAHAHA
Haha
oh my god
Abloane i fucking love that
@clever vessel That's gunna be hard to beat
I will try
Banaaaaaana
deja vu
Deja who?
Deja you
Ah
Yw
It's pretty brilliant though
I think he was just hungry
Wow what awesome money laundering art!
Like fr the whole modern art game is a sham
I like when it's made fun of
I could literally take a shit on a rottisserie chicken and say it represents the economic downturn in the late 2000s and how it signifies the being of human sexuality
Like bruh 
Bleh
oof
Pfff
omfg xD
Nice
Milk get to work Photoshop battle
Haha
Tbh
Tbh yeah
There's a new dragon in my game
The ones facing right are mine and the one facing the other way is what the pink one would look like if she were male
dragons
Maybe it was a fluke and there's no way a microwave sweet and sour chicken meal can poison me
Here's hoping
you played Dragalia Lost @sterile tartan ?
No
it came out awhile ago.. it's not the best but it was interesting for a moment
Official English Twitter Account: https://twitter.com/dragalialostapp Official website: https://dragalialost.com/ ESRB Rating: TEEN with Fantasy Violence, Se...
it utilizes the whole gacha system though for items or whatever, so i kinda dropped it
Ohh I've seen it at least
I think my friend has it
yea
ok
@dusty magnet
vore
i am very sorry
this server NEEDS YOU spaceMAN
Does it though
yeah
too fast
GOTTA GO FAST
guys it's very imortpant you talk right now in memes

?
ye
im not taking part because TEACHERS DECIDE TO GIVE THE MOST IMPORTANT TESTS EVER RIGHT BEFORE BREAK DA HECK
true.
i just spent an hour watching TV in virtual reality
osht photoshop battle?
Um ok
family guy vr
no
from brian's perspective
@dusty magnet so apparently we're supposed to be doing a photoshop battle but I don't feel like fighting so please take these flowers as a gift of peace
I redid my desktop a bit
I think I need my eyes checked, I see three monitors
... huh
make it less generic
what a small world
ur small
thank!
is good
mun
The light totally ruins the image but whatever
tonight i will clean my room and make it look all cozy and shit
a new computer
kk
Look at the baby version of these
what a cute dog
for why
Well
Both do
One from being stabbed
The other from straining it holding a too-heavy bottle of syrup
wait back from what
purt y
You said you left nvm
o i did?
you didnt

It feels colder than 34ยฐ but it says that's what it is
Hey guys sign up for Honey and use code "Bee"
58 here
GIV SNOW
45 here
"Sign up for Honey"
Is this a bee joke
@dusty magnet
if you know what blockland is, it's essentially blockland's spiritual successor
Sounds like Roblox, lol
indeed it does
wait thats not blockland???
need discord confirmation
it looks exactly like it
@ripe jackal again, it's blockland's spiritual successor. it's being made by a bunch of people who used to make addons for blockland
are the controls as bad?
I would do it
But only on my laptop
And I have to find my mouse
yes and no? if you mean the building controls they've put in a bunch of new ways to build but the classic building style still exists
wait no way
gamer
is that really worth a whole ass article
F
Went for the last drive in my Camaro until spring since it's snowing tomorrow and my insurance expires
Got it all tarped up and locked but now i'm the big sad ๐ซ
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My family has 10 lmao
thats 3 more cars than i have
I can name all them one sec
2017 escape titanium
2010 fusion sport
2007 escape lt
1994 chevrolet silverado
1964 chevrolet impala
1956 monarch Lucerne
1979 ford 250 (I think)
1980 camaro
We sold 2 though
Another 56' and 64'
Which were parts cars for the other 2 but still kinda drivable lol
my sister just slapped me with swiss cheese
Hot
no
cheese on
i rly wanna go play pool
i dont have an iphone :/
thats fine
progresssssssssssssssssss
sssssssss
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pc
@undone moat haha minecraft joke ftw
ftw means Fuck The What
haha
I just found this gif
like wtf even
lol
power
yeah theyre not bad tbh
Sksksksksksksksksks
a vurbae gemae
are u inventing the COMPUTER
holy shit what the fuck you fucking honey shill @dusty magnet i'm gonna impound ur hive and confiscate ur fuckin' pollen
leon are you okay
u wanna fite
I'm scared
i wanna eat SOME HONEYFGOOD
use code "bee"
i don't know how i am i just processed like $700~ worth of food because they'd save like $200~
what
and then another $700~ worth of holiday junk
because again they'd save approx. $140~
somehow this maths to ppl
i should have taken a tip for both of those ๐
I'm so confused. 
just remember, you can impound hives

expound wives
making GPUs is hard
chill creature
yud
yud
Nice
ye
I'll add some detail to the back and a bit more to the inside later, for now that's me done
it looks pretty goot mate
||so do u|| ๐ค

only 755 bricks 
That emoji actually makes me think of shadow now
wait which one
creamy garlic parmesan chicken ramen
The cat one
Gonna need to expand the lore here
lmao
That frog
shut
Is very important character
oh
Oh so I don't think the sweet and sour chicken poisoned me this time
lol I thought you were saying the dog was a frog
So uh, John Wayne's grandson is usually who's in the Mandalorian suit during filming. Pedro Pascal does the voice but Brendan Wayne is the big man walking the walk ๐
Excuse
no it's not good, but it has baby yoda, so yes
(i honestly don't know)
Don't you dare compare The Mandalorian to that shit-show of a movie ๐ค
ep1 vs. ep8
It's the best Star Wars show (movie or otherwise) since Clone Wars
time to yarhar
I will not submit to the satanic mouse
I certainly haven't
@mint spear
Either
it or wait til the whole season is out on the 26th then get a free week-long trial and binge it all
Episode 8 best movie



nah it's obviously ep. 1
u
911
119
911 what's your emergency
"I nailed my hand to a birdhouse accidentally"
have you got any bacon?
"Bacon?"
bacon, that's right
"I have some bacon left over from dinner last night"
rub some bacon on it
"What?"
on your hand, just do it, rub some bacon on it
Excuse
"That's all there is to it?"
you rub the bacon with ur insides
Guess I better start practicing
I'm gonna rub bacon grease on my c-
Er
I removed the watermark with an ad and it stayed anyway. Rude
Gonna go with you were gonna say car
yes







