#off-topic-bond-james-bond
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You will die any time now
jfc
It was nice knowing you
Well I mean
Am I wrong
Fr though don't die take care have many mini mikes and live more than a century
ill die in 2023 you don't need to guess
Very nice
mini mikes sounds like an interesting idea
but i hate a female mike
they're all not honest
Gleam
Michelle?
Are u still unwell
bye
Bonsai budding
Guys, I have an important announcement to make
ahem
I think Hex...
... is Hexagonal.
DUDE
π π π π π π π π
π’ π’ π’ π’
Not gunna lie but I am so disappointed in you right now.
that shit was deep
i need a moment
It makes sense, you never see them in the same room together
to rethink my life
goes to the garden*
looks up*
start gazen*
comes back to home*
swear at the cat*
back to phone*
@undone moat that thing u said moved something in my heart's butt


I'm stuck on my story because I don't know what the location in it looks like yet
Which prompt did you go with?
Where does it take place
my inner 12 year old giggles
Can't decide if it's a dimension, planet, alternate reality...
Hmm
Well, depending on how you wanted it to go - dude/chick touched it and ended up on another plane of existence
It's a box. I have two pages and then that stumped me
Okay, so you led up to the touching of the box and then........ blank?
Nah there was bright light that looked like it was moving and then the box was gone
ooh.
I mean... If you wanted, I can dm the file. If you wanna help with ideas or something
So you know what's happening
Nah, that's okay. i want to read it when it's finished π
Lol
What
snicker
Whenever it's done
I used to write a bunch of short stories
Where did you get the dancing emote at ?
Fell away from it sadly
Uhhhh
I want to abuse my free 3 months
β€οΈ

So far I like it
you know what, I'm gonna fucking speedrun just cause 3 tonight
fuck it
NEVERMIND, I CAN'T
GLORIOUS ALWAYS ONLINE DRM IN A SINGLEPLAYER GAME
HA
HA HA
HAJFJEIFI
I swear to god everything is fucking broken in this apartment holy shit
AC doesn't work, heater doesn't work, and we've had no internet since friday
How about DOOM? can I play DOOM?
Play DOOM irl
Have fun
if it's DOOM 2016
then it shouldn't have that 'always online drm' bullshit
because they removed it
Denuvo or whatever
Okay I tried a new thing with my drawing
I almost don't like it but like. Gotta try things sometimes
Kill me
I never draw more than
Heads basically
You reminded me I forgot to eat lunch
It's good I like it and agree I don't know who did thar
That's because
You are batman
Cake is a substitute for lunch cuz it's 4
It isn't a lie tho
Happy birthday
As an adult I have the right to make cake for any occasion
^
In this case it was Saturday
Today is Monday
I made it on saturday
I know and I'm just telling you today is Monday but yes you made the cake on Saturday but this day is Monday just thought everyone should know
I wonder if there are any Christmas shops named it's snow Wonder
π³
They stole my idea that I just invented just now
this went through my area yesterday
i wish i had gotten to see in person
Big boiler
Wait are you in school
I thought u were boomer
π³
Middle school?
Elementary?
College
What?!?!?!?
3PO is older than me even
Oh, speaking of testout
@queen hull do you know about testout
yeeeeeee
We used testout in my highschool and we created memes out of the instructor
Wait what's your (im assuming?) undergrad?
Sweet
Meh, probably doesnt pay as shitty as most jobs in canada
I started my undergrad in Mech engineering only to find out starting salary is 35k usd a year
Fuck that lmao
Mechanical
π³
Bruh
Moment

But yeah
I dropped that degree once I found out wage
Way too low for the amount of work

Mech Engineering sounds like a much cooler title
you should tell people that's your job
Fair enough
Now im a poli sci major 
Wanna go into politics tbh
In canada bruh
π©
Politic
man, I look at the future and I contemplate putting a bullet in my brain tbh
I'm just concerned
I like I.T. but I also genuinely despise it with every fibre of my being
Why does my pizza taste like marijuana
I'm just frustrated
π³
I pay too much for an apartment where something new breaks every week, and my future looks bleak at best
I'm trying to find a new job and other than schools that want to pay me less than what I make and don't want to pay for my gas (we're talking 1hr+ of driving to and from where I live to and from), no leads
My only other option is school but for fuck's sake I really don't make enough to pay for college with my rent eating up 8/10ths of my paycheck
I'm stuck

And hell, is college really worth the bill if certs mean more in the industry?
exactly
certs for the win
I guess that's one way of looking at it
I've never seen that in execution tbh
I've been looking into some aws stuff myself
If you get any textbooks, I'd love to have a look at them
Azure is getting to be a big boy
I mean shit most textbooks you can get digitally now
humble bundle has good bundles, I have a ton of books
If you can get a pdf of it that would work
neither, I've never really had to dabble into piracy yet
that's lit
No collage gang 
Boomer @queen hull
My dreams didn't die necessarily but my hopes died a good two years ago
eww, but thanks
oh wait its cuz i boosted
unless you're into yellow
Salmon
feesh are good too


Good
yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
no u
but are you full of Talos
ever played that total war medieval 2 mod
of elderscrolls
they recently did a massive update on it
i have ulfric and dovakhin leading the stormcloaks
but the civil war went into aceasefire
the darkelves warred me
and they took windhelm
but dovakin brought his massive armies
and rekted
i actually sieged ravenrock
after so much struggling on the dark elves the nords agreed on a ceasefire
pretty much I RP and pretend it was a ceasefire until the storm cloaks deal with the dark elves
ye
Argonians ftw
If you disagree then you're dumb
And I have no desire to speak to you further
I disagree
Me too
Ha get dunked on macho nacho

lol
Acey

Stacey
I did a report on him in high school
If you want to see good memes go to memes
I shit a few out
@mint spear never speak to me again
You are dead to me

Good

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Will do
ring binders are a thing you know? π
Yeah
But it's easier to draw on a pad of paper than a ring binder
Ring sketchbooks are my fave
I mean these
I thought I liked this sort but apparently the glue is cheap af
Ah. Yes
I like the ring ones that flip up like a pad instead of sideways
various sizes as well
The rings always break on the sideways ones for me
The majority of my sketchbooks are gifts because no one knows what else to get me
Or other art supplies
Which is great but I have so many art supplies now oml
yeah my son draws... he once told me how much he spent on some pencils or pens... I was pleased I was seated, otherwise I would have fell over...
do you guys ever like that you make someone super mad in discord lol
Yes
Bruh I have no clue what you're talking about lmao
do you want screenshots through pms
Cool
That's the easiest of the hybrids I'm gonna do. Problem with taking suggestions for stuff...
All but the peeper reaper are suggestions from other people
Peeper reaper gonna be cute

Yee. Still figuring out which elements to do with that one but obviously it's gonna have the eyeballs
Crab squid and sea dragon is the one that's gonna kill me
Peeper/Reefback just sounds weird
the preaper
Zug posts art sometimes
Zug scares me
Why?
I

Nah
I vote for pizza >
So true
The last time I ate a calzone I was in high school
my girlfriend at the time chewed me out about it because she wanted me to lose weight
I'll never forget the words I typed that day
"I am full of regret
and calzone"
I am full of uh oh!
Stinky!
Poo
Never seen ANY of the batman films
Except for the penguin one from the 80s
@glacial spear do I haunt your dreams?
Same
Yeah he got me pregnant just by watching it
Zug is a brain parasite that infects your memories
What thing
Thank you
I love
Yes
What are the choices
The second to last one
Oh
Good movie
( . ____ . )
snowboarding
snerbert
Oh god oh fuck sentient boot
:blizzard:
Isnt c3po a villian in the next star wars
ur mom
π· 
fish toot
feel you
He forgot how
at the cyborg gym
everyone should
Most of these fish don't know how to play things
π― 
how do i win this off topic game
You just have to look under the rocks
Find rocks as close as possible
Look under them
If you don't find anything
You win
Not today at least
Batman
Hey loise
yo squirtle
baneposting

Squirtle squirtle
hot
She has a man's thick body though so
Reach!
Reach for the skyyyyyyy
Damn, that looks like some Oddworld art! Very nice! @clever vessel
Nacho ignorin' like a pro
@mint spear thanks.... not bad for someone who cannot draw a straight line π
@clever vessel π nice art
@clever vessel these are amazing; good work!
wasn't aware there was a competition
oh lol I just meant his art is really good
what there's no competition?
Jkjk
Uk you need to add a side view
That way the modeler knows what the side looks like
Oh hey thanks Aethena, I only posted cause @mint spear told me to and I need some milk
Beauty
Im late I was taking the dump of a life time
Your art is fucking insane dude
Mine doesn't even come close π³
do you have a large knife in the loo...
Have some socks on and stream actual Queens MAMAMOO's latest bop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhTeiaCezwM Add π£ to your comment if you own a pair of sock...
Oh! others don't wear socks... Nice, I should start a club...
Your stuff is great Milk
if I wear socks my left leg swells up due to having a vein removed to fix my heart, this then result in a serious amount of pain so I tend to not wear socks if I can help it.... but the diabetic nurse informed me, rather non politely, that I should wear them to keep my feet warm and to help with blood flow or some such bollicks
Awe thks zug π³
we have a gusher
smooth talking won't get you anything....
Are you every singled middle aged father out there Darth?
Shoobie
is a FILF a thing?
Father
"why don't people say "wizard" anymore?"
Wilf
Wilfred?
This is my mood rn https://youtu.be/s9PbnbQqFc8
Clumsy but peppy and ready to tangle?
π
Haha
Hahaha
Hahahaha
Jajajajajajajajaja
Hwehwehwehwehwe

lately been having "this connection was reset" on some sites, reloading a bunch of times and it finally does open
even changed my DNS to google but still
it's probably the tracker
oh right mozilla and google both have made changes to how tracking is handled
Dudw
Es
You wont believe it
This is tarantino!
He was on a movie festival in poland last week!
Niesamowite!
Right?!
Did you get to meet?
Very nice!
Oh and also edward norton
What!
(Tarantino is my fav director btw)
One of our greatest living actors right there
Camerimage
Just a big cheese grin the whole time
My friends told me i was pale
@short saddle damn nice! did u take an autograph?
Lol, too much adrenaline
ah well doesnt matter
Also lawrence sher
In case you dont know
He is new jokers cinematographer
Also got to meet him
Damn such a good festival
which
He did hangover and the new Godzilla
quite the portfolio
u r
Happy international men's day
I have been watching star wars series from the start
Gotta say revenge of the sith is the most evil film ever i have seen
Even thanos seems less evil
Except for the outdated graphics the movies hold really well
As usual I'm the only one in the family who feels an earthquake
Thanks to Twitter folk confirming it
Your no true web gamer if you havent played swords and sandals
*You're
π‘ ill ban youπ‘

Just you wait
πΏ
How long do I wait? 
45 minutes
Three quarters of an hour.

How long is that
It'll almost be time to go home

@silver mantle i have sent zug to assassinate youπΌ
At home?
Could never destroy something this beautiful
I have a π delivery for @silver mantle, courtesy of @glacial spear free of charge
Oh no! You just tried to deliver pizza to a secure installation. Do you need help? π
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ktzzt
If only the world cared about colonizing space
Europa? Sorry Barotrauma is #other-games 
Whoops
Can I drink it?
I imagine it must be affected by gravity like Io
I bet we wont eveb get there by 2023
I read Europa and it reminded me of the movie Europa Report
We predicted a moon base in 2018
scifi horror in a found footage style, I really liked it
Huh, I've not heard of it but you got me interested.
yeah it was a pretty low key movie
I love found footage type of movies, Cloverfield being my absolute favourite.
I'll check them both out.
latter is not a found footage movie, but a mockumentary
Actually even Europa Report is a mockumentary but uses a bunch of found footage
dont watch the trailer for either movie, just watch it straight up

You know what movie was complete mediocrity?
my biopic
That new Netflix Cloverfield movie
It was just like ' Ive seen that, and that and that'
I still liked it.
Cloverfield lane is by far my fav, though I'd probably love the movie even if the cloverfield stuff wasnt shoehorned in
John Goodman needs to take more roles
I 100% agree
yeah pretty much why I watched the movie
I'm not sure what's in the living room, but whatever it is, it just mocked my laughter.
Mediocre movie hmmm lets see... I think
I actually don't remember any mediocre movie since i mostly see only mainstream stuff
Except for adam sandler stuff

that's why its mediocre, you already forgot about it
^
Actually no
Iron man3
I haven't seen any movie that isn't hugely popular during release
tbh most of the movies I've seen are also pretty "mainstream"
very few exceptions, they all being horror movies
Iron man 3 is good. It just seems mediocre after seeing avengers
You get a different type of setting in avengers and then you come back to normal life of tony in iron man 3,it seems mediocre
π©
Oh yeah
Watching The Mandalorian rn
How many episodes are released
They found the perfect actor for him
8
I think only two? I'm watching it through........questionable means
oh I mean there will be 8 for the season
There's only 2, the third comes out on the 22nd
Might do what your original plan was, Soul
I'm almost finished with the first one
And wait and binge
you know what
I'll finally fucking watch star wars
do I do the yoda order?
4,5,6,1,2,3
Disney ain't fuckin around, they're striking down good copies of the show as soon as they appear. Luckily some people are faster than them π
Do it Sohail
Im sure Disney means business about that stuff
Even if 1,2 and 3(which I actually really liked) are not as strong of films as the older and newer ones, the world building and the 'strange' which I love about star wars is still there
ooh ok thanks!
It skips Phantom Menace cuz it literally provides nothing to the overall narrative of the series. Tho you can treat it like a sorta spin-off prequel and watch it after the rest if you want
So episode one of The Mandalorian is pretty good, now on to the second
||Baby Yoda-thing|| is fuckin adorable π
Sohail watch it in release order
Dont follow what nerds come up with
The release order is best since that's how it was originally done
I finished the original trilogy and prequels this week
I have the sequels left to watch
Then i will be up to date for December 18
@mint spear If you watch the theatrical cuts I will end you, they leave out way too many important things
Especially the first movie
Tis whatever is on Netflix, I assume theatrical cuts.
It's taken me this long to even consider watching them, I struggle to stay focused on movies longer than 90 minutes long.
Oof
Hoping to do one tomorrow, next Thursday and final on Friday.
I'm unsure if Hobbit is on Netflix, if so I'll watch too.
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Yep, on Netflix
That's the first one
First one?... How many is there?
Three
π¬
Three Hobbit movies made out of a 200 page kid's book, lol
Got to milk that cash cow.
They're crap compared to the LotR trilogy
Aight, I may skip them completely then if they don't add to the story.
Just read the book, lol. Takes less time and it's much better than three drawn out movies π
Sounds good tbh, I know it's at my local library cause I've seen it.
Yeah he should've made one 3.5 hour movie
I struggle to stay focused on movies longer than 90 minutes long
You're a bit screwed no matter what, all three movies are over two hours long and the third one is around three hours 
How long can I make this cintiq pen box last
2 seconds
Wrong
Dammit, I finished both episodes of The Mandalorian
3 seconds
Ok
I lied, the first two LotR movies are 3 hours long and the third movie is close to 3 1/2 π @mint spear
The extended ones are all close to 4 or more
sounds normal to me
high for an american movie I guess
but the avg indian film is like 3+ hours
Wait till movies become 8 hours 
@magic cloak tbh shows like Stranger Things and the Mandalorian are basically v long movies broken in parts
Nobody makes three hour movies besides India, lol. The only major three hour movie we've had since 2003 was Endgame
good movie
Still pretty good
Love the blue jacket dude
Uh
Never watched it
I'd say no spoilers but I don't really care that much about it
Titanic, more like "I'm finna let go Jack"
Fml, now I gotta wait til next week for a good copy of The Mandalorian episode 3. It releases on Friday but it takes a couple days for it to show up on other sites π
Uh oh
Stinky
Lmao, why didn't the ship just not sink
Why is it sinking, just float lmao
Jack was ditchin' her for Arctic mermaids, let's be real
What if you wanted to be a majestic boat
The only cool part of that movie was the ship sinking, smh
But God said, I'll have extra ice please
Train to Busan is really good
I like the part where the ship would have survived if they HADN'T tried to avoid the iceberg
Arctic mermaids sound pretty nice
I'm like 90% sure a different ship the same size and weight as the Titanic rammed an iceberg and won, lol
To be fair, more people would have died if the orchestra hadn't played. They were trying to keep people from panicking and killing each other
@clever vessel maybe if you like hypothermia in bed
Yes
Train to busan
I thought it was a soap opera
Little did i know it was a zombie movie lmao
π©
nah, talking to the technician something knocked out the firmware on all the routers in the complex
did he try rebooting?
Some came out fine, others not so much
tell him he should try rebooting
I'm getting a replacement router
I haven't been in school for like a year now
Can't afford it since rent's so high
Doing fine without it though, just wish I could though
I'm selling my kidney for just $5
test
oh no, it went down right as the tech left
fuuuuuck
nevermind, it's good now
minor hiccup
Ok you drive a hard bargain, I'll sell it for 4$
god it feels good to be typing on a keyboard
alright, alright, I'll go as low as $3.50
any offers?
make that $0.09 and that's a deal
I'll send my kidney by fax
save your 0.09, you could buy a functioning kidney with that 
cuz the one I'm sending you sure ain't
it'd make a nice Christmas tree decoration tho
so regarding changing the settings on the router - the router is flashed with a custom firmware and the password isn't default from the factory
you could put it at the top, like in place of the star
however I can bypass the router's functionality by just connecting my own and it enters a sort of bridge mode - I just wish I'd tried that sooner π
man sometimes I have a god damn brick for a brain
I cannot believe I didn't try using the other router I have sooner
I have ~3 years of experience in the IT field and I didn't think about it
makes sense actually
tbhtbh
the better you get at something often the simple solutions start to get harder to think of
i would tell you a RadCon example but it'd make no fucking sense
engineers are the worst
disassemble an entire system and bulkhead instead of removing one hanger
Ok, so now I'm selling my other kidney, it's only $2
sorry darth, only one per customer
π
calm down
its not like the opportunity to shake my hand
i am pretty awesome
that emote makes me uncomfortable

if you shook Aethena's hand you'd never wash it again
binkle
because she'd cut it clean off
i am a polite, professional person nacho
its only if you go in for the hug do your arms become my property
I mean I'd wash it anyway because I'm a bit of a germophobe
ew
Give
if it's for free don't get it
Give it
oh you want mine


I made myself look stupid in another server. Not hard, I know, but this was pretty bad
And I'm not sharing but like. Damn
Gasp
That's an ouch too
I'm so sorry for your loss
correction
you'll never look as dumb as me in this server
haha you all poopy hecckers
I WIN
HAHAAHAHASH
no

im here so i'm always the one who embarrasses themselves

I'm gonna use a wallet I don't like. Because the one I'm using is too big for my bag but my bag is awesome
many times
i can't get curse my name out of my head 
i should have never listened to it again π
fred the fuck head?
blind guardian
that sounds like a curse name to me
idk why its so catchy
that does sound pretty cool ngl
what's it from
Captain America
hush you
Ok
I was asking Aethena
No chips
blind guardian - curse my name | off the album: At the Edge of Time (2015)
ah
somehow its related to the Wheel of Time
it sounds cool
first 3 books are long but things happen, then it degenerates into these thousand page epics that spend more time describing clothing than events
I still haven't figured out what I want the place in my story to look like

Damn you, metal box
π©

I prefer a box made out of cheese
Maybe I should do a few stories that start and end within one page just because
that way if I get stuck inside I can eat my way out
writing small stories that contain the same setting sometimes helps build the other more major aspects too
yeah
True
it helps to build off of other stories to get yourself going
the first universe started as a vampire story xD
then i incorporated it into my main setting and it added a lot of lore
obviously the vampire crap went away
my main story started with halo, because I saw those soldiers as a kid and thought they were the coolest thing ever
just gotta find wherever that inspiration comes from
play with different ideas on one thing too
give them a trial run
a lot of times i would be like oh Thing A is THIS and roll with it for a month before being like well actually Thing A would be better as THIS
but its also not like you have a time limit or you have to make it make sense for anyone else until you're finished
you can do whatever you want while building
i mean i say this and I've been at a block for like 7 years π
So last night apparently what I thought was a spider on me was a foil pumpkin that fell off a garland
Lmao
i was driving the other day and thought i had a rogue hair tangling with my eyelashes
nope spider
i have no idea where it came from tbh
i was like "well i can't put you down softly" so i tried to gently toss it into the passenger seat
its prolly dead
They're surprisingly resilient
i try to be kind to spiders (it helps that i don't have that phobia) because one time i brought one into my apartment when i had a fruit fly problem
and it ate them all and i took it back outside after
if only spiders here killed mice π
jk i have shadow for that
Good spider
They do if they're big enough
no big ones here and also no poisonous for the most part; black widows can be here but its extremely rare
correction before some nerd brings this up: daddy long legs don't count cuz they cant bite humans but yes they are super poisonous 
We have mildly dangerous spiders but their venom more or less just acts like an allergy response lmao
brown recluse are in many many areas and that's the only one i'd be scared of
well outside places like Australia
the giant ones are a bit of a thing
we're talking about spiders.
what if spiders are just russians in disguise
strike or fail to hit thy blows
I reckon that you fail to hit your blows
Β§pΓ―ΔΙΕΒ§
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you have a person to whom you may be betrothed, I wager that they do not embrace you
ew no thanks on marriage
Bruh I literally cant see that emoji
Same tbh
they will encounter another person to whom they will be attracted to and they will not wish for your presence any longer
This is the first time that dark mode has been unfaithful.
smh my head
spider emoji ftw
he he he
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ouch
It's true
wait, are you a cop?!
YOU MUST BE A COP
HE'S A COP
darth is a cop
HIDE THE GUMMY BEARS
I had a feeling tbh
that would be me
always tempting people to break the rules here and admit to illegal activities
def a cop
I'm an undercover undercover undercover cop
So many layers
what's a reverse cop
Like an ogre

interception
uniun
You're like an uh oh
Stinky!
Here's my law breaking confession:
I once cut the tag off of my mattress.
Me too
Whoa
We're going to hell
here's my law breaking confession:
HAHA no.






