#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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undone moat
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~~this~~

mint spear
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dandy

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~~this~~

inland grotto
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I got it.

undone moat
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I forget that you can do just one and it still works

inland grotto
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Thanks!

ripe jackal
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fight me

mint spear
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Only if

sterile tartan
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hhh

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hmm

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Oh

undone moat
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I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny

inland grotto
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I wish I could draw well. Damn you dysgraphia.

sterile tartan
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Oh heck

mint spear
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😩

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😩 😩 😩

clever vessel
sterile tartan
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I should prolly work on my drawing but book

clever vessel
mint spear
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those hills are a bit strange

clever vessel
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sideways

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rotate it 90 degres

mint spear
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yw

clever vessel
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thnxs

sterile tartan
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I would have rotated it the other way to be a smartass

mint spear
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it's a drawing of a NMS planet landscape right?

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purple hills

clever vessel
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yes

mint spear
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it's a beaut

clever vessel
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thanks

undone moat
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So I redownloaded accubattery because I was curious about how fast my phone could charge up with the probably defective charger I have

sterile tartan
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It's also a butte

undone moat
mint spear
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🤔

sterile tartan
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Holy fuck

mint spear
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every sixty seconds in Africa

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a minute passes

undone moat
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(my phone is at 30% in the pic)

mint spear
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this is so sad

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can we reach -5 likes

clever vessel
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not possible

mint spear
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to the average layman, maybe

clever vessel
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layman gaming

undone moat
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Still fast af

sterile tartan
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That makes more sense

undone moat
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So like, here's the thing.

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This charger may be defective/dangerous.

sterile tartan
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My phone just tells me how long to 100 on its own

undone moat
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I can hear it buzzing, and it occasionally gets warm

mint spear
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😐

undone moat
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so uh

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yeaaaaah

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They're not supposed to do that, pretty sure

sterile tartan
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I had a charger with exposed cords once. It shocked me

arctic eagle
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Maybe get a new one

undone moat
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hah

mint spear
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ahaha

undone moat
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hah hah

arctic eagle
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But if it doesn't blow up then it's fine

mint spear
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👈 👀 👈

clever vessel
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Hahaha

mint spear
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good 'un

arctic eagle
mint spear
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It could last you a life time.

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I once had a broken pencil

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it was pointless

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🤦

clever vessel
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Hahaha

night plaza
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Hey everyone

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How goes it?

sterile tartan
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Hi

night plaza
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Hey @sterile tartan what's good?

mint spear
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i kind of want to rebuy Nintendo 2ds

sterile tartan
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I'm making a toaster waffle just to test a setting on the new toaster

night plaza
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Science!

sterile tartan
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It makes it heat more evenly apparently

queen hull
sterile tartan
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Consistent toasting

night plaza
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Fascinating.

arctic eagle
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Why toast evenly when you can toast quick

queen hull
arctic eagle
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ok boomer

sterile tartan
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It is quick

night plaza
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I like my toast black with a giant pad of butter on there. Am I a monster?

sterile tartan
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It's a "frozen" setting

arctic eagle
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Frozen to toasted?

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Yo

queen hull
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light brown, with a bit of jam and soup

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best toast

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black toast is dog food

night plaza
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That's a pretty ruff thing to say about me

sterile tartan
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Light brown with butter

queen hull
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🤦

sterile tartan
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And/or jam

mint spear
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Frozen toast. thonk

night plaza
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Chaotic Evil up in here

queen hull
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shoutout to that one time I ate my uncles "dont eat the bread in the back of the freezer" toast and tripped balls for eight hours

sterile tartan
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Some people keep bread items in the freezer. Not me. But some people

mint spear
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I do tbh

night plaza
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Bread never lasts long enough in my house to warrant us putting it in the freezer

mint spear
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Loaves of bread and burger buns.

queen hull
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so im listening to the satanic panic episode of stuff you should know

mint spear
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It's the opposite in my house, have to freeze it cause of how little we use it.

queen hull
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dum boomers

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easily manipulated automatons

mint spear
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bum doomers

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no me

queen hull
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doomers b like

mint spear
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omg so sad 😭

queen hull
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michael scott was the orig doomer

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man how am i still hungry

mint spear
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because your stomach reflects your soul

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Cause your stomach is empty.

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first

queen hull
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but it is full of steak terryaki

mint spear
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your soul or your stomach

queen hull
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both tbh

mint spear
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Your stomach is your soul.

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i have no soul

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You are what you eat.

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only two stomachs

queen hull
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I dont believe in souls, heaven, or hell u.u

mint spear
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one for healthy food

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the other for anything else I eat

queen hull
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lmao @ god

mint spear
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the first one doesn't get much business

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lmao @ lmao

silent wagon
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Dessert stomach exists, prove me wrong

mint spear
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it's a cavity in your right- no left leg

silent wagon
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It's my ass

mint spear
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😩

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no wonder it's so flat

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:dab:

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😮

queen hull
silent wagon
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Implying I don't exist off of dessert

queen hull
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you live in yakima so more like desert

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also its >

silent wagon
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I live in eastern Washington, lol

queen hull
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noob

mint spear
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I live in England, Great Britain of United Kingdom

queen hull
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cheeky bit

silent wagon
mint spear
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GreatBritain

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And sugar — the stuff traditionally dumped wholesale in pies and pastries — acts as a trigger for expanding that organ to meet fresh, err… challenges. Your brain equates fullness with stomach pressure. But sugar, or more specifically glucose, tells the brain to loosen the stomach walls. That relieves some of the pressure in your belly, while allowing more food to be piled inside — namely sweets. "If you eat dessert after you're actually feeling stuffed you're tricking your normal sensation of being full," the researchers noted in Science Norway. In fact, there's even a name for this situation, aptly called dessert stomach.

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so depression is reverse sugar?

night bobcat
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It's nacho

mint spear
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^

night bobcat
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😭

mint spear
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I make you feel empty?

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hot

silent wagon
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Reverse Sugar is Nacho's hooker name

mint spear
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Hahaha

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lol

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I don't even get it

queen hull
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i wouldnt pay money to sleep with nacho

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or not pay money

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point is i wouldnt sleep with nacho

mint spear
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What if he paid you?

queen hull
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🤔

night bobcat
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No one has that much money

queen hull
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^

silent wagon
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Anything less than 50 mil is a no go

mint spear
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I do

queen hull
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maybe like

mint spear
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how much?

queen hull
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jeff bezos money

night bobcat
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20 trillion, 1 hour

mint spear
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I have 5 monopoly's worth of cash

queen hull
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but he cant tell anyone

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and if he does ill deny it

mint spear
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it's all 1's though

silent wagon
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50 mil at a minimum

queen hull
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jeff is about 4.7mil / hour

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not 20 tril

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😦

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fucking rich people

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lets eat um

mint spear
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I'll get my wallet

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Soon

queen hull
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why do we have to wait

mint spear
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Later

queen hull
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lets do it now, eat the rich

mint spear
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I'll get my home.

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because you don't know the definition of patience

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@mint spear that's like, opposite money though

queen hull
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@jef bezos gib money ho

mint spear
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:dab:

silent wagon
mint spear
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I don't wanna be super rich tbh

queen hull
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i just want enough so i can afford to shop at grocery stores, buy a couple albums per week and not spend an arm for my education tbh

mint spear
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I wanna be super rich

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so I can buy all the legos in the world

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then build a lego world

silent wagon
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I do, then I can fuck off to wherever I want and hide. And randomly give waiters at restaurants $5k tips to make their day

queen hull
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i did that one runescape

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ay bitch have 10k and rune plate on me noob

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NOW GROVEL

mint spear
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when I get rich

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I'll take all my savings out in 1s

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and then buy a car and pay cash

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Bank won't let you.

silent wagon
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LMAO

mint spear
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Just to piss on your fire.

queen hull
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nacho b sellin drugs

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posting on discord from a burner fone

sterile tartan
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Worthy

mint spear
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He is Heisenburg

queen hull
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no

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more like the tweaker in el camino

mint spear
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the only drugs I sell is Joy

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and it's not cheap

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Ewww nasty

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it costs 1 nacho role

sterile tartan
mint spear
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then you can be as joyful as you want

queen hull
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so

clever vessel
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get that shit outa here

silent wagon
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Seriously, I'd give every nice waiter at restaurants $5k tips. Cuz fuck the food industry and making waiters live off tips with shit minimum wage

queen hull
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xanax? or exctacy?

mint spear
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@fickle obsidian LEETLE WIZARD BABY WANTS HEAVY TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK?!

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Very well!

silent wagon
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Um

mint spear
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you are not worthy

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you do not get the reference

silent wagon
mint spear
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there are two variations

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both of which you have used

silent wagon
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Indeed

mint spear
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smh my head

queen hull
silent wagon
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I knew you could count

mint spear
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I didn't want to have to do it

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take your ticket

queen hull
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nacho is the red guy

mint spear
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I'm the one who's not dead inside

sterile tartan
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Pushed the button on the coffee maker to make coffee and it turned itself off

mint spear
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Rude tbh

queen hull
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get a french press

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duh

mint spear
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Game tips be like: Killing your enemies will make them die

queen hull
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game tips be like: muting nacho prolly not a bad thing ngl

sterile tartan
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Running makes you tired

mint spear
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Game tips be like: you just ruined a perfectly good meme template

queen hull
sterile tartan
mint spear
queen hull
mint spear
queen hull
mint spear
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u mum ugly

queen hull
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thas nachos mum

silent wagon
mint spear
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yeah it's called shitposting

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and only one of us is doing it right

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me

night bobcat
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I think all of you are nailing it

mint spear
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Gandpa vs Me be like

silent wagon
queen hull
mint spear
queen hull
mint spear
queen hull
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hardcore shows be like

mint spear
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me when I totally roast you be like

queen hull
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its like that time i saw expire in some guys basement

mint spear
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:dab:

storm ocean
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Oh wow the staff started a new memes channel

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Mzk was right

mint spear
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we need a new channel

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no

storm ocean
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This is a chaotic server with staff that rule the server with an iron fist

mint spear
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FIVE new channels

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one for cursed memes, one for wholesome memes, one for some other shit

storm ocean
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We used to have something like that

mint spear
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PC-offtopic

storm ocean
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We used to call it

queen hull
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can we have a nudes channel

storm ocean
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Lacking titan

mint spear
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xbox-offtopic

queen hull
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👀

mint spear
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Lacking Titan was 👌

storm ocean
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Lacking titan and gulag

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Hell in a jar

mint spear
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I joined after Gulag. =\

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I am the gulag

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you should punish people by locking them in a room with me

queen hull
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if your the gulag then im lenin

mint spear
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I would very much like to re-introduce Golden Gauntlet though, or at least something kinda similar.

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@queen hull because you're in it?

storm ocean
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P-P-PACTS?!?

queen hull
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nacho dum

mint spear
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golden gaunlet?

storm ocean
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Those who completed certain pacts would get a role

mint spear
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I completed all of them

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just really fast

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so you didn't see it

storm ocean
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The pacts ranged from eating socks to shaving off beards

mint spear
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I can do that last one easy

queen hull
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i have a moustache right now

storm ocean
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We used to have two sock eaters here

queen hull
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like charles bronson

storm ocean
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One of them was me

queen hull
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cum sock?

storm ocean
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No

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Dog socks

queen hull
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bummer

mint spear
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bruh

storm ocean
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Dog socks are edible

mint spear
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I say we delet this individual

queen hull
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delete yourself

mint spear
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no u

queen hull
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if you delete me i shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine

open bane
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Grandpa you've already been warned twice for random NSFW stuff so maybe chill with the cum sock.

storm ocean
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How lewd

mint spear
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smh

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he is just an bad person

queen hull
mint spear
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not like me, ofc

open bane
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None of you are bad people, just gotta control stuff a bit sometimes.

storm ocean
mint spear
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my controller is lost in the couch cushions

open bane
storm ocean
mint spear
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for the record, I've been muted way more times for no reason than for actually breaking rules

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one warning, one mute

silent wagon
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My controller is a champ, I've dropped it a ton of times and it's held up fine 😆

mint spear
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about 20 other non-reason mutes lol

queen hull
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I have four controllers

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tv

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stereo

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cd player

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fire

open bane
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We keep a record with reasons so I'm sure I could look up the reasons for you

queen hull
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prolly shitposting tbh

mint spear
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something like .records (my id or something)

silent wagon
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I'm talking about my Xbox controller, it's surprisingly durable

mint spear
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last time I was checked there were none

queen hull
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o yeah and that

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xBastard Offalx

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would i get sued by microsoft for starting that band

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xbox for short

mint spear
open bane
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Yeah that's not what it is nacho

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There's a warnlog but I don't think you have any warns

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We have amute on log for you because you called someone a mistake or something, but that doesn't affect your status here like warnings do

mint spear
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it was dealt with in dms, I can give details if necessary

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ah right

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a joke too far, like usual for my pea brain

silent wagon
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Nacho calling someone a mistake 😂

open bane
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I remember it, it was an accidental mute that time

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It's a role so I think someone accidentally added the role

queen hull
mint spear
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the mistake wasn't an accidental mute, and then Iw as warned for the gay jokes

storm ocean
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I've been muted 4 times

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And warned 3 times I think

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On my old account

queen hull
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i got a warning for talking about a movie 😦

mint spear
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idk how many times I've been muted, but at least 2/3 of them are from Hex

storm ocean
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You deserve them

mint spear
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I got an 8 hour mute from a dude on another server

open bane
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.warnlog 641354037949628426

wraith roostBOT
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Warnlog for 641354037949628426

No warning on this page.

page 1
mint spear
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reason?

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talking in morse code

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😐

open bane
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Yeah that's spam lol

mint spear
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but here's the weird part

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other people were doing it

open bane
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.warnlog @mint spear

wraith roostBOT
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Warnlog for VALKYR#5302

No warning on this page.

page 1
mint spear
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I was the only one muted

open bane
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Nothing

silent wagon
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Some day Nacho isn't gonna be nacho colored and he's gonna be a sad boi

storm ocean
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We only use Morse code when it's waking titan related

open bane
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Sounds like a weird server

fickle obsidian
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Or helping someone get to sleep

mint spear
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its the official warframe discord

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lmao

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by the head moderator

open bane
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I have a feeling there are some more details we don't have lol

sterile tartan
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I don't think I have any warns or anything. Or mutes afaik

mint spear
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not really tbh

storm ocean
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The official Warframe discord is very chill

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Tbh

mint spear
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usually

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when the mods are chill anyways

open bane
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Maybe they had to mute one person to make everyone stop

mint spear
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there was no warning though

open bane
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Not gonna mute everyone at once lol

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I doubt anyone would have listened

fickle obsidian
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mute all the crunching

silent wagon
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Mute everyone

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Dew it

mint spear
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the mute bot glitched and when my time reached 0 it reset

queen hull
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mute nacho

mint spear
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it went to 0, then start INCREASING

open bane
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That's how it works here too, we verbally warn over and over and a lot of the time nothing happens unless someone gets muted

queen hull
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at least hes not shitposting rn

mint spear
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no u

storm ocean
silent wagon
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Lol

mint spear
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epic

storm ocean
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Wow

silent wagon
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Ded Youtube

mint spear
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youtube has ligma again

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killed chat again

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yeet

queen hull
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rip youtube

mint spear
queen hull
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ok boomer

mint spear
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if this is the music boomers listen to, then yes

queen hull
mint spear
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nah

queen hull
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me irl

sterile tartan
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My cat found an ant with wings somewhere and is torturing it

queen hull
undone moat
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fuck me, today has been boring as hell

mint spear
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no, I don't think I will

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Awww you're missing out.

undone moat
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Lowkey wish someone would

mint spear
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😩

sterile tartan
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Welp

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I'm trying to get ethereal monsters in my singing monsters

undone moat
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1 1/2 hours left

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pls end me

sterile tartan
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Can't you're too valuable

undone moat
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that's the nicest thing someone's said to me in two weeks

sterile tartan
mint spear
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haha Im a minimod

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Hahaha, shut up.

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❤

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stupid face

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you're

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ugly

torpid dust
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@storm ocean when did you return?

storm ocean
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Ah a few days ago

torpid dust
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Noice

undone moat
sterile tartan
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Lol

mint spear
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smh my head

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using firefox more like hotdog

dusty magnet
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I'm curious what computerman searched

mint spear
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trumpet fingering chart

clever vessel
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Grandfather clicks

mint spear
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probably rule 34 of graphics cards

dusty magnet
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Hmm

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Brb

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I regret my decisions

mint spear
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he's googling it now

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you googled it didn't you

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you dirty bee

dusty magnet
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I would never

storm ocean
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Liar

mint spear
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^

dusty magnet
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Ab I missed you

mint spear
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did you miss me?

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. . .

dusty magnet
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You never left dummy

mint spear
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smh

dusty magnet
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Smh my head

mint spear
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🖤

sterile tartan
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Closest I get to leaving is going silent for a month

mint spear
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if I leave, I'm not here

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when I come back I won't be gone anymore

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😭 so sad

silent wagon
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I live in the music channel now

mint spear
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bye

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👋

storm ocean
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ok boomer

sterile tartan
inland grotto
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AWW!

mint spear
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😩

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doog

inland grotto
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Much fluff, such labber!

mint spear
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gib luv

sterile tartan
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I'm locked in the bathroom by a dog head. Guess I live here now

inland grotto
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What a beautiful labberder!

mint spear
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wait

inland grotto
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I think they want pets.

mint spear
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why was teh dog in the bathroom in the first palce

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because he needed a drink?

sterile tartan
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He likes to be in if someone is showering

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He's a clingy butt

mint spear
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hol up

sterile tartan
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No I'm not texting from the shower
And no he doesn't go in the shower, just the room

arctic eagle
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Dog shower

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It's raining dogs and dogs

sterile tartan
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We used to not be able to leave him alone for more than like two minutes

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His separation anxiety has improved a lot

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We did a DNA test on him btw, hes half lab, 1/4 boxer, and 1/4 border collie

arctic eagle
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Quite a cocktail

inland grotto
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Laboxder collie!

sterile tartan
storm ocean
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Big cat

sterile tartan
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Ye

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Definitely has a significant amount of Maine Coon in him

night bobcat
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I've been thinking of getting a Maine coon

sterile tartan
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They're awesome

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They're also territorial and it takes a while to get them used to another animal

night bobcat
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The hesitation is because..

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Yep - I have a dog

sterile tartan
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Yeah... Jasper Only liked the last dog because he was tiny and it was harder to get her used to him
He still finds reasons to go after this dog but he won't hurt him. now

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Originally he wanted to attack Rufus. Now he just swipes at his back legs if the dog gets too loud or rowdy for his liking

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Why are there so many spiders today god

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I just don't want the cats getting ahold of them, they could get bit and these spiders are mean

dusty magnet
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It's national spider day

sterile tartan
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Kinda feel bad for that last one. She was missing two legs

night bobcat
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Probably the cats playing

sterile tartan
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There's also lots of other bugs amd spiders, it could be anything tbh

night bobcat
storm ocean
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Call

night bobcat
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I just added that, I don't really have notes on anyone

mint spear
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Oh shit

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Don't call me, I'm naked.

night bobcat
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😱

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Call

mint spear
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Wait, why am I muted?

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Oh Aethena.

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Best mod (besides all the other mods)

dusty magnet
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Did she mute you

mint spear
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Yeah for 12h

dusty magnet
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Haha

mint spear
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I forgot about it.

night plaza
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I'm getting hungry, who wants to go grab lunch?

dusty magnet
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Me pls

storm ocean
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I'll head right over

dusty magnet
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Yeah omw

night plaza
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Let's go get sandwiches!

dusty magnet
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Yes!

night bobcat
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I'm in the middle of a call

sterile tartan
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I'll go!

storm ocean
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With hex?

mint spear
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GOOD guess.

silent wagon
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Grab me some Wendy's or Arby's

dusty magnet
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Gleam let us know when you're done with that call and we'll come pick you up

night bobcat
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Nice!

dusty magnet
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It'll be like that montage in the Muppets movie

night plaza
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We're gonna get big sandwiches then take naps

dusty magnet
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Where they go get everyone

storm ocean
#

Aight man

night bobcat
#

I like naps

#

I'm good at them also

dusty magnet
#

I also am good at naps

storm ocean
#

I just took a huge fucking nap

sterile tartan
#

I suck at naps

silent wagon
night plaza
#

yeee

dusty magnet
#

Awfully bold of you to assume I have a car

storm ocean
#

Better with this song

silent wagon
#

I need to watch Baby Driver again

sterile tartan
#

Did you know
The Bourne movies
Are also books

silent wagon
#

Indeed

#

Boring af ones

sterile tartan
#

You knew, obviously. I meant anyone who doesn't live with me

Wait really?

mint spear
#

I don't think I live with you but I didn't know they were books tbh

sterile tartan
#

I don't think you do, but we do share part of a brain. Not a whole one ofc

mint spear
#

I'd be scared if my GF was in here tbh

#

I say some dumb stuff.

sterile tartan
#

Like 20% shared

mint spear
#

20% shared is 40% doubled.

#

Wait no it's not.

storm ocean
#

40% doubled is 80%

sterile tartan
#

Soul says the same type of bullshit irl that he says in here

mint spear
#

I do for the most part.

#

I lose my filter on here completely cause I'm anonymous.

sterile tartan
#

Lol

storm ocean
#

Same tbh

sterile tartan
#

I don't have much of a filter to begin with

silent wagon
#

filtering myself outside of work

sterile tartan
#

I upset the dog by fixing the couch cover

#

How dare I

mint spear
#

That is extremely rude of you.

gloomy maple
#

^

sterile tartan
#

Ikr

#

I'm terrible

#

Aboose

#

Rufus has it so ruff. Not allowing him to be directly on the couch is cruelty

gloomy maple
#

I mean my dog has to do it too

#

but I usually just sit on the ground with her

#

U go do that too

sterile tartan
#

He's allowed on it, just not directly

gloomy maple
#

ohh

sterile tartan
#

The chairs we dont care

gloomy maple
#

That doggo is so cute

sterile tartan
#

I love when he makes himself as tiny as possible

#

He thinks he's a cat

gloomy maple
#

lmao

#

my dog wants to sit on my lap but she's too big lmao

#

she's a Stafford lol

#

Big buff doggo

sterile tartan
#

Oh he definitely tries
Oh gosh lol

gloomy maple
#

lmao

#

I just love it when dogs put their heads on ur legs or sumn it's so cute

mint spear
#

henlo biscuit

sterile tartan
#

Yiss

gloomy maple
#

hola nacho

#

how are you

mint spear
#

I am me

#

and how are you?

night bobcat
#

Not me

gloomy maple
#

I am me as well

mint spear
#

nobody's you gleam, and that's for the best

#

the world needs a few stupids here and there

gloomy maple
#

F

sterile tartan
#

I'm me

gloomy maple
#

I'm one of those stupids

night bobcat
#

You got that covered nacho

mint spear
#

no me

gloomy maple
#

At least I aspire to be one

mint spear
#

I am the stupidest stupid

gloomy maple
#

Ahaha

#

no

mint spear
gloomy maple
#

Me

mint spear
#

ME

gloomy maple
#

Bitch

mint spear
#

:0

#

b word?

gloomy maple
#

ME

mint spear
#

NOT IN MY COURT

sterile tartan
#

Me

gloomy maple
#

TOXIC IS STUPIDEST

mint spear
#

NO NACHO IS

gloomy maple
#

||no||

mint spear
#

||me||

gloomy maple
#

||nacho isn't||

#

I'm the stupid king

sterile tartan
#

This looks almost like bordering on blobspam

gloomy maple
#

King of stupid

#

Toxic biscuit

#

What

mint spear
#

no

#

I have two crowns

#

one for being the stupidest

#

and the other for being the king of off-topic

sterile tartan
#

And letters he stole from me for some reason

gloomy maple
#

u can't be both

#

choose one

#

what about queen

#

u can be the queen of stupid

mint spear
#

no

#

double king

#

have you not seen it?

gloomy maple
#

What

mint spear
#

double king

#

smh my head

#

I will post the link if you promise to watch it all

gloomy maple
#

depends

#

How long

mint spear
#

9:48

#

... hours

#

jk

gloomy maple
#

Ight

mint spear
#

here

gloomy maple
#

That looks retarded as fuck

#

nice

#

No

#

you're the mouse

mint spear
#

who's the one with two crowns, bih

night bobcat
#

Me

#

Oh wait

mint spear
#

incorrect

night bobcat
#

Here, it is you

#

I see them right now

mint spear
#

why do you think I use the eyes emoji so much

#

👌👀

night bobcat
#

🤷

sterile tartan
storm ocean
mint spear
#

Zootopia came out in 4K UHD today 😮

storm ocean
#

I want an 8k release

mint spear
#

lol

#

furries

#

shush you

gloomy maple
#

@mint spear

mint spear
#

idk why the screenshot is brighter than the movie

#

something must be buggy in VLC 😦

sterile tartan
silent wagon
#

Shakira was the best part of Zootopia, fite me

sterile tartan
mint spear
#

lmao no

#

She wasn't even originally planned to be in the movie

#

Was originally supposed to be Adele, apparently.

#

or maybe I have it wrong x)

#

all i know is Shakira asked for the gazelle in the movie to be curvier lmao

sterile tartan
#

Lol

#

No the desk clerk guy was the best

#

The leopard

dusty magnet
#

oh boy

#

i ate pizza too fast and got hiccups lol

sterile tartan
#

Oops

silent wagon
#

Shakira gazelle>Adele gazelle 😤 @mint spear

mint spear
#

lol.

#

he was a cheetah ;p

#

Officer Clawhauser

#

had one too many donuts

#

Nate Torrence was his voice actor

gloomy maple
#

mood

mint spear
#

more like FOOD

sterile tartan
#

He doesn't have the cheetah face markings tho

#

Dammit

#

He is

#

Okay. I admit defeat

fickle obsidian
#

i have your cheezits @dusty magnet

dusty magnet
#

Oh thank god!

fickle obsidian
#

lol

clever vessel
#

Mmm

queen hull
#

☄

#

wat does it mean tho

#

its just a comet

#

or

#

is it

#

🤔

#

hmmmmmmmm

mint spear
#

no more donuts?

queen hull
dusty magnet
ripe jackal
queen hull
ripe jackal
mint spear
#

Lol

queen hull
#

yup

#

its all coming together

arctic eagle
queen hull
#

trump b like

arctic eagle
#

ok boomer

queen hull
#

i need a new handle

#

who should i be now

fickle obsidian
#

Woop Worshiper

queen hull
#

wait

#

i got this

#

ayyy

#

😠

#

smfh

silent wagon
#

Perfection

queen hull
#

ayy

undone moat
#

I desire LIQUIDS

silent wagon
#

Oil

arctic eagle
#

Changing your appearance doesn't alter what you are on the inside, boomer

queen hull
#

ok but youre actually zuko without the redemption arc

#

💯

silent wagon
#

Le oof

queen hull
#

using le in 2020

undone moat
#

hydration is a REQUIREMENT

ripe jackal
#

no

#

n

undone moat
#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

queen hull
fickle obsidian
#

SLURP IT UP 3PN

undone moat
fickle obsidian
#

GLUG

#

I just heard the Sonic drowning sound, be careful computerman

queen hull
#

you know the original tomb raider

#

and that sound she made when she drowned

#

grizzley

fickle obsidian
#

sorry but i respect the tombs

queen hull
#

👌

#

they say video games dont influence you but my type is lara croft tbh

night plaza
#

Making Spam and Macaroni and cheese for dinner, who wants some?

queen hull
#

got any possum to go with 😼

undone moat
dusty magnet
#

HI STELLA

fickle obsidian
#

lmao my brain immediately went to, "HI CAT"

undone moat
#

she needs a haircut

fickle obsidian
#

this is what the internet does to ur brain, furry animals all become cats

sterile tartan
#

I have some really good apple butter

lost shore
#

That sounds good.

sterile tartan
#

I love it always, but I love it MORE when it's quality

lost shore
#

That could go for a lot of things, really

sterile tartan
#

True

lost shore
#

How's your night going

#

other than celebrating apple butter lol

fickle obsidian
#

buttery smooth, obvs

queen hull
#

thats not a dog its a cat

#

obviously

#

u.u

#

also pet the cat for me ❤

sterile tartan
#

Decent

#

I think I'm done being sick

queen hull
sterile tartan
#

It's cold outside

#

Not I want to die cold but enough to be annoying

queen hull
#

So i finished my english course just now

sterile tartan
#

Nice

queen hull
#

just have to go in for the exam tomorrow 😄

#

nearly two months early 😏

#

my finally essay basically admitted to breaking the law if a draft was instated

#

🇺🇸

sterile tartan
#

Oh

queen hull
#

i also went on disparaging the vietnam conflict and comparing nixon to hitler 😄

sterile tartan
#

Okay

queen hull
#

essays are fun

sterile tartan
#

If you say so lol

queen hull
#

like i cant write about myself though

sterile tartan
#

I suck at anything nonfiction

queen hull
#

^

#

unless its opinion

#

its why i can never dm

sterile tartan
#

I suck at that too

queen hull
#

"SHREK GOOD HURP" - caffiene prolly

sterile tartan
#

What

queen hull
#

😄

sterile tartan
queen hull
#

like...

#

writing a review of a movie?

#

thats opinion

sterile tartan
#

I can never find a way to word reviews that sounds right to me

#

Idk

queen hull
#

read more

sterile tartan
#

More reviews?

queen hull
#

playboy interviews, books, the newspaper...

sterile tartan
#

I read quite a bit, actually. I'm just a perfectionist and don't want to come off as snobby. Plus I don't really care about writing reviews for things

queen hull
#

im the same

#

i hate what i write and sometimes i get very cynical

#

like drenched in layers of irony i dont even get sometimes

sterile tartan
#

Hah

queen hull
#

an example of that...

#

"Is it brutal death metal? Is it deathgrind? Incantation-core? It's definitely not Techdeath or xcore. Who fookin cares, it’s death metal. This is next level caveman shit here, with all the boorish manner of a Yaylee. Pissgrave are all image which is very important. Gore, nothing but gore. No frills. No cookie cutter safe poseur crap here. If that stuff makes you queasy, you’re probably in the right place. It’s supposed to make you feel that way. Make your stomach churn just a little bit. It’s really the perfect Christmas gift for gramgram and Opa, or your snooty rich aunt who’s a devout Roman Catholic. I hope the guy on the album cover makes it. Thoughts and prayers!"

#

nsfw album so no youtube

sterile tartan
#

That's literally dripping with irony, you weren't kidding

#

Well

#

Figuratively

#

Whatever. Modern-term literal

queen hull
#

no one really knows what irony is anyways

#

its like satire

sterile tartan
#

Satire is great. Especially if it's blatant but still overlooked

queen hull
#

fawlty towers is good for satire until its not and is actually like

#

really fookin racist

#

😦

sterile tartan
#

Like. I saw an article saying that "kids of parents with tattoos are neglected, study finds" or something along those lines

#

And the amount of stir in the comments was amazing

queen hull
#

thats just fallacies

#

not irony or satire

#

single causality

sterile tartan
#

It was from a satirical news site

queen hull
#

comments are shit never read them

#

#atetheonion is glorious

#

tho

#

ngl

sterile tartan
#

Yes

queen hull
#

until its @The Hard Times and I start feeling personally attacked, Nick Dill follows me even 👀

sterile tartan
#

"Teen in vegetative state, parents fear she won't make it" -girl with cell phone

queen hull
#

basically black mirror

sterile tartan
#

I still need to watch that

queen hull
#

its meh

#

momcore netflix

sterile tartan
#

Ah

silver mantle
#

i enjoyed the first season but i watched it with my ex so its hard to say

sterile tartan
#

Ahh

#

adding an h makes it a new message

arctic eagle
#

Ahhh

#

Not a fan of black mirror, even though I've never seen it

#

I can sit and play a game for a good few hours at a time, but put on a tv show with episodes that are 40 minutes long and I'm out

silver mantle
sterile tartan
#

Do you like books

arctic eagle
#

yeah actually

#

I guess shows can't hold my attention at all

silver mantle
#

its fair i don't really watch anything anymore either

#

TV wise

queen hull
#

I have to be multitasking to watch anything

#

its why i dont like theaters

#

adhd af

silent wagon
#

I never watched Black Mirror, closest thing to it I've watched is Love, Death, and Robots

silver mantle
#

i like documentary stuff mostly

queen hull
#

[hitler on history channel intensifies]

silver mantle
#

🙄

silent wagon
#

I should re-watch some of the Love, Death, and Robots episodes, that show was fucked up

queen hull
#

im trying to think of a fucked up tv show

#

i got plenty of movies that are

#

but tv?

#

nah

#

mb im desensitized

#

oh wait

#

wat was that cannibal anime

#

uhhhhh

#

fuh

sterile tartan
silent wagon
#

Dexter wasn't really fucked up per-say but I kinda want to watch it again

queen hull
#

im almost done with Enterprise

#

that fourth season swing?

#

WHAT

#

THE FUCK

#

i thought it was over

#

but N

#

O

silent wagon
#

Dexter had the right idea 😩

queen hull
#

you ever see gummo?

silent wagon
#

Wot

queen hull
#

the film

#

same guy who did Kids

#

uhhh

silent wagon
queen hull
#

its the title of a movie

#

he didnt like

#

do kids

silent wagon
#

I figured, lol

queen hull
#

👀

#

gummo is just weird

lost shore
#

@sterile tartan I just started reading the sample of that one earlier. Not too bad so far.

silent wagon
#

When is Happy! season 2 gonna be on Netflix 😩

queen hull
#

when is cowboy bepo season two coming out 😭

silent wagon
queen hull
#

me irl

silent wagon
#

I feel like you would appreciate it, lol. It's a great show

queen hull
silent wagon
sterile tartan
#

@lost shore I very rarely reread books. I just really love these. I hope you like it

queen hull
#

is this a safe place to say i dislike the office

sterile tartan
#

I also dislike the office

silver mantle
#

never seen it

queen hull
#

stanley is the only one who isnt a cunt

#

but hes the most cunt of them all

silent wagon
#

There's an evil mall Santa in Happy! who lobotomizes kids so they "never grow up". He hangs out with em in a warehouse and does a LOT of hard drugs. He also used to be a hitman, iirc

queen hull
silent wagon
#

It's a fuckin weird show but damn good too

queen hull
#

im prolly gonna grow up to be billy thornton

#

rip

#

hopes and dreams ded

silent wagon
#

Everywhere the main dude goes he's followed by his daughter's tiny imaginary flying unicorn friend. The unicorn accidentally does a looooot of coke at some point

queen hull
#

the unicorn

#

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

silent wagon
#

The tiny unicorn goes fuckin nuts after doing all the coke and helps the main dude cheat at cards

silver mantle
#

not everything needs a gif response 😐

arctic eagle
#

yeah, stop being boomers

queen hull
#

thoughts and prayers cu @ church on thurs carol

#

🙏

silver mantle
#

it just gets a little out of hand sometimes and i just see gif after gif after gif lol

silent wagon
#

A dude in a lobster outfit gets shot like 6 times while getting blown by a hooker

silver mantle
silent wagon
#

The show spoofs Big Trouble in Little China at some point too, lol

queen hull
#

no time for love, dr jones

silent wagon
#

It's uh, definitely interesting. I think it's based off a comic book lonk

#

Anywho, it's a fantastic Christmas show 😆

queen hull
#

im typing this on my phone from rdo does it work

#

rdp*

#

and it does

#

sweet

#

lmao not even using the app

#

remote desktop rulez

silver mantle
#

i just talked to my cat and my voice is totally ruined atm blobdead

queen hull
#

newais imma head out

sterile tartan
#

Aw

#

Why's your voice dead?

silver mantle
#

sick

sterile tartan
#

Dann

silver mantle
#

must just be the season for it

sterile tartan
#

Guess so

#

I'm finally not sick

#

When my laptop died it was like 1am and it was closed but decided to randomly play Hulu for a minute before shutting down

lost shore
#

creepy

sterile tartan
#

Very

#

I got a baby skittle

lost shore
#

awwww