#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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grizzled onyx
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well i can understand how that would honestly suck terribly and i feel like im missing something here zoid

silver mantle
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its less rare if im really drunk hahahaha

open bane
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Was in response to what you said about people always wanting to talk on days that you don't lol

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Cause the stuff I was saying is essentially what happens to me when I have days like that

grizzled onyx
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oh haha yea sorry πŸ˜‚ sorta drifting mentally atm im all over the place

open bane
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Lol it's cool, it wasn't clear what I was saying

grizzled onyx
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but yea it honestly sucks when that happens and im to fucking nice to pretty much say fuck off i dont want to talk atm

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so i sit through it

silver mantle
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not a bad thing

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you could be like me and actually say fuck off

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its not any better

open bane
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Yeah I think that's a lot of people. It's why Mondays are terrible, cause people are forced to go back into a routine of seeing a bunch of people at once who they may not necessarily want to talk to lol

grizzled onyx
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oh i have gotten close to just straight up yelling in people faces because i have sat there and built up rage

silver mantle
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coming up soon

grizzled onyx
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like i build myself up a fucking lot

magic cloak
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slides in,slides out

silver mantle
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ive actually uh

open bane
silver mantle
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been able to get mad and still be nice to people

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which has been really difficult

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but i feel like the people i woulda yelled at didn't deserve it

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so what good was it

magic cloak
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People are difficult

grizzled onyx
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i have never had a full out rage/yell at someone i have gotten close but never really done it

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for sure stark

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for fucking sure

magic cloak
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I gotta speak to so many people everyday and it makes me so uncomfortable

silver mantle
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100% if i can make one person laugh during the day its way better than any other person i managed to chew out over w/e they did

magic cloak
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In my Under graduate i never had to talk to people .i barely spoke to like 4-5 people a week

silver mantle
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now if that could just not translate into people wanting to talk to me more xD

magic cloak
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Now i have to speak to like 20+ a day

grizzled onyx
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why cant we just chose when we want to talk to people

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i want a button god dammit

magic cloak
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I have to talk to get the work done

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So no excuse/escape for me

grizzled onyx
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and as much as i want to avoid a job that involves talking to many people it just aint happening

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at this point if im offered a job i taking it no question

clever vessel
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I can relate. I dislike talking a lot

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Some people talk too much, and that probably makes me want to talk less

grizzled onyx
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exactly

short saddle
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Talking to people is grnerally stressful

silver mantle
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im like somewhere between sober and puking my guts out

grizzled onyx
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i wish i could drink

silver mantle
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you're welcome to take this away from me

undone moat
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welp I tried

grizzled onyx
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i just have no alcohol in the house atm like tonight is one of those nights i wanna drink my ass off

silver mantle
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well id invite you to come party here if i could

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i have too much now cuz i pretty much only drink on saturdays

grizzled onyx
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am sad i dont live near by

arctic eagle
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I could come over even if I'm halfway across the word

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The laws of physics don't apply to me

silver mantle
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you're welcome to sample of the booze

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there's a lot

grizzled onyx
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give me your power

silver mantle
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also don't expect me to come out of my room just make yourself at home haha

arctic eagle
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Free drinks are free drinks

grizzled onyx
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i would say the same tbh

silver mantle
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my laptop is like right here that's enough effort for me atm

grizzled onyx
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my puppers and cattos would accompany said person

silver mantle
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my cats would hide but theyre chickens

grizzled onyx
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we have a new kitten so im sure thats very entertaining for new people

silver mantle
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im not really able to entertain atm haha

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just wanna get rid of some of this booze

grizzled onyx
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im just boring in general

silver mantle
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me throwing up all over isn't that entertaining is all

grizzled onyx
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but i make a great coffee so hey at least i can hold something to my name

silver mantle
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its also not sexy

grizzled onyx
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yea probably not

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except for the really odd people with REALLY weird kinks

silver mantle
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lets not go there

grizzled onyx
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didnt plan on it

silver mantle
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remember im trying not to throw up

grizzled onyx
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yuuup

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is there not a area to evacuate your stomach nearby?

silver mantle
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there is

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i just dread what throwing up pizza is like

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if it was just like puking up soda i'd be all game

grizzled onyx
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i havent thrown up in 8 years so i just dread it in general

silver mantle
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its just sugar water at that point

grizzled onyx
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i somehow have immunity to hangovers in any sort of way so i guess im lucky in that sense

silver mantle
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its not a hangover

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im still drunk haha

grizzled onyx
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oh not saying it is i just though drunk,sickness, hang over

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just my mind drifting

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and spitting out what im thinking

silver mantle
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i just wish i wasn't like

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90 lbs

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sometimes

grizzled onyx
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right lemme go scream at my alexa to ask how much that is in kg

silver mantle
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ok

grizzled onyx
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ah yes that would suck

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i assume you cant hold much down

silver mantle
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only in drinking terms

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being tiny has its perks

grizzled onyx
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oh yea im sure it does im in the middle of kicking myself to lose weight so im on the opposite spectrum once again

silver mantle
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i mean i should just not drink so much haha

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but i like the taste so it just kinda happens

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unless i make a point of not

grizzled onyx
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im fairly meh about the taste unless its cream liquors i LOVE those but i mainly drink to laugh i laugh my ass off drinking (which is a fairly clichΓ© drunk)

silver mantle
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i mean i was having fun till i took a nap

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now i just feel icky

grizzled onyx
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yea not gonna lie going to sleep and waking up drunk just does not feel right

silver mantle
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yeah it doesn't haha

grizzled onyx
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i will admit literally lasst time i was drunk i would say about 2 weeks ago now i ate WAY to much that i just felt sick the entire time

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but my bud had made some amazing bread roles and i ate like all of them before drinking shit tons

silver mantle
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yeah i feel like eating a lot of bread would be similar to drinking beer and getting drunk

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the fullness is just eugh

grizzled onyx
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just that super icky feeling

silver mantle
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make it go awayyyy

grizzled onyx
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Can i thanos snap it away

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we need a super magic pill

silver mantle
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i mean im gonna feel good in a few hours ofc

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so i guess you're just stuck with me until then haha

grizzled onyx
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ah well i got nothing els to do so

silver mantle
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woah watch that flattery

grizzled onyx
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πŸ˜‚

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just chilling watching a stream and chatting in this doomed chat

silver mantle
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i just dunno if i can handle a couple hours of nmscord hahaha

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i should prolly grab the rest of that cola and drink it for the fizziness

grizzled onyx
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think longest i stayed chatting here was like 6 hours and that was back in Waking titan

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FIZZZ

silver mantle
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i mean i dont hate being on here but i am already feeling shitty atm

grizzled onyx
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this discord can be tough sometimes haha

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to say the least

short saddle
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Did u have any sleep lmao

grizzled onyx
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i havent

short saddle
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Its 5 pm for me

grizzled onyx
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3:17am

silver mantle
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i shouldn't have slept at all tbh

short saddle
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Yike

silver mantle
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my normal sleep time is like 5 hours from now

short saddle
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Workimg nights

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?

silver mantle
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yes

short saddle
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Huh

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You manage?

silver mantle
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preferred

grizzled onyx
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i wish i had reason to stay up at night and sleep in day

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i just sleep better in day time

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so much better

open bane
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@strange smelt it here

silver mantle
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i just hate everything about dayshift

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mostly the traffic tho

grizzled onyx
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ah yea true

tacit tree
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Good morning!

grizzled onyx
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Good early Morning

silver mantle
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morning

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zoid captain doesn't want to be in the same room with me ysee im too over emotional and easily triggered lol

open bane
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Well in that case

silver mantle
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nice

grizzled onyx
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you should just give me that zoid

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just send it here

open bane
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ok omw

grizzled onyx
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❀

silver mantle
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i has the same wun

grizzled onyx
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aight

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rude

tacit tree
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When to you sleep aethena

silver mantle
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well im not sharing

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i just fucking went over htis

grizzled onyx
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😒

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there is this thang called a scroll wheel

tacit tree
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Oh ok

silver mantle
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its w/e

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dayshift does it too 'when do you sleep'

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its like when i go home same as you duh

tacit tree
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Oof. Ok. I’m off to play legos.

grizzled onyx
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you saying that sentence just reminded me of a cool song

silver mantle
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humans aren't even on a 24 hour cycle naturally

grizzled onyx
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ima listen to that now

silver mantle
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its either 26 or 28 can't remember

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in caves or in space without the day/night cycle its what we default to

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its odd considering most life forms are on a 24 hours cycle

grizzled onyx
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were special

silver mantle
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something like that haha

grizzled onyx
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🀀

silver mantle
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everything i'd say after that would offend someone hahaha

grizzled onyx
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you honestly cant say anything without it offending someone

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just the world nowdays

silver mantle
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oh well the people who bitch about everyone getting offended by everything most of all usually

grizzled onyx
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to late i put bids

silver mantle
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and most of what i would say would i guess 'target' them or w/e

grizzled onyx
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pretty much

silver mantle
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so i

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i'll just say

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boobs are great yknow

grizzled onyx
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Yes

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the best

open bane
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Never

grizzled onyx
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exactly zoid because you promised it to me

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right

open bane
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nop

magic cloak
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UwU zoid @open bane

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Now you can watch VR pon

open bane
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pon

silver mantle
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i mean

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for research ofc

grizzled onyx
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every seen a toast butter himself up?

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its great in VR

magic cloak
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No

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Toasts suck

silver mantle
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dude its so weird

grizzled onyx
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rude

magic cloak
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Their edges need to be cut off

silver mantle
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i feel like no one can relate to me on this

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so i'll stop

magic cloak
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With what?

grizzled onyx
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this is just teasing

magic cloak
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You wait.i am bringing a knife to cut your edges @grizzled onyx

grizzled onyx
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oh boy never seen that gif before

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πŸ˜‘

magic cloak
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Thats questionable on so many levels

grizzled onyx
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i used it since i got here

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until it was over used

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by me and anyone who wanted to make the joke

magic cloak
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No the gif is questionable on so many levels

grizzled onyx
silver mantle
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so i used to play games with a guy named Toast so its all overused to me

grizzled onyx
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now this is my gif

silver mantle
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like years of that

magic cloak
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Oh

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Lol

grizzled onyx
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you cheated on me

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how dare you

silver mantle
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dont be jelly

grizzled onyx
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oh ill be jelly

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peanut butter and jelly

silver mantle
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as long as im not involved what you do is your business

grizzled onyx
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indeed

sterile tartan
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Did I see
A we aren't from this planet leadup?

magic cloak
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Smh

grizzled onyx
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oh no

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😢

silver mantle
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what

sterile tartan
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It's a fascinating thing to look into shrug

silver mantle
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oh

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im very out of it sorry

sterile tartan
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Lol

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You're good

magic cloak
silver mantle
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i will be in like 2 hours

magic cloak
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@grizzled onyx

sterile tartan
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Jelly belly

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Haha

silver mantle
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im pretty sure i said 2 hours an hour ago but its ok

magic cloak
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I am cutting up toast

sterile tartan
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Pff

grizzled onyx
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i like it

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needs trimming hold on

sterile tartan
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I don't know when I'll be awake for real tbh

silver mantle
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just keep saying 2 hours it works

magic cloak
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Lmao @grizzled onyx

sterile tartan
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Sounds good

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Two hours

grizzled onyx
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better

silver mantle
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im gonna be like still drunk at like 5pm and be like TWO HOURS GUYS

sterile tartan
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My tablet just had some kind of popup box and then it went away super fast. That was weird

grizzled onyx
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i mean i can try slap you will that sober you up?

silver mantle
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sorry im not into that

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you need to be a least 12x hotter

grizzled onyx
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point taken

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but im sexy tbh

sterile tartan
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My fish is effectively hiding. He never hides super well so I guess he doesn't wanna be bothered

silver mantle
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i didnt say you weren't i said 12x more

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i can relate to your fish atm

silver mantle
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except im here and not hiding

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dude vegeta is not sexy

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im pretty sure that established

grizzled onyx
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πŸ˜‚

sterile tartan
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He came out

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All those leafy plants though. He can disappear if he really wants

silver mantle
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i need an aquarium

grizzled onyx
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i need more pets

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6 is nowhere near enough

sterile tartan
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I have two cats and a dog that are everyone's in the house. My fish is the only one that's just my pet

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Even though the dog has assigned himself as my emotional support dog. His idea, he's a good boy

silver mantle
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well if nothing else a fish could entertain apollo instead of him bugging me all the time haha

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especially when im not here

sterile tartan
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My cats aren't allowed near the tank
They aren't allowed downstairs in general
But one of them can open stuff

grizzled onyx
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i sent that back when i said i need more pets that really just shows my internet speed

sterile tartan
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Awe

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Your dog looks part bear

silver mantle
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apollo is a terrible hunter but he likes to watch stuff including TV

grizzled onyx
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our new kitten loves tv

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he just sits on my lap and watches

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and its great

sterile tartan
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Jasper would watch the fish. Murphy would eat him

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One of my old coworkers got a betta because I talked about mine a lot. His dog ate it an hour after he got it

grizzled onyx
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Oof

silver mantle
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worst case i keep it in my room and close the door

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i do that anyway to get them from bothering me while i sleep

sterile tartan
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He didn't have a tank with a lid SipEevee

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What

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There

silver mantle
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so Apollo just fuckin wanders in circles forever and leaves anyway

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but its annoying when im trying to sleep

sterile tartan
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Lol

grizzled onyx
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we live on a farm so our dogs are free to wonder at night

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they do their shit and stuff

silver mantle
grizzled onyx
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dead aethena

silver mantle
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its my own fault but feel free to sympathise anyway

grizzled onyx
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le sympathise

silver mantle
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i sort of got to see the sunrise at least

sterile tartan
silver mantle
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dude im not getting out of bed again for like 5 hours

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confirmed

sterile tartan
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I mechanically went upstairs

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I dunno why I woke up feeling like I didn't sleep at all. I know I didn't sleep much but this is ridiculous

grizzled onyx
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i hate sleeping for a really long period of time and then waking up to feel like you have been awake for 42 hours

silver mantle
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im not gonna sleep im just not gonna get up either

sterile tartan
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Fair

silver mantle
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unless im gonna throw up

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then ill get up

grizzled onyx
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yea sort of have to at that point lol

sterile tartan
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I rode a horse in my dream. To chase a truck or something
And then to go into the mountains.
It was always the same horse but kept changing appearance

grizzled onyx
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you sure you werent on an acid trip

silver mantle
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and to think it didn't exist in any real sense

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also don't listen to me

sterile tartan
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My dreams are always wild

silver mantle
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ive fuckin ruined dreams lately haha

grizzled onyx
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i dont remember last time i had a full on dream

silver mantle
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thinking about in lucidity i can literally reach out and touch things that do not exist in any normal sense

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i can visit entire landscapes that have no actual physical presence anywhere

sterile tartan
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I just always know when I'm dreaming. Maybe that's why I don't get restful sleep

grizzled onyx
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i love being aware in a dream

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that shit is the best

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hasent happened to me in ages tho

silver mantle
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im always just like but where am i actually right now

grizzled onyx
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oh yea same

sterile tartan
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I can only control myself within the world that's there. Can't change the dream environments or rules SipEevee

grizzled onyx
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ill be aware and able to make decisions but as soon as i click its a dream or try to figure out where i am i wake up

sterile tartan
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Aw damn

mint spear
silver mantle
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i just have a small existential crisis haha

grizzled onyx
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ok wat birb

sterile tartan
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Oh

grizzled onyx
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being aware in nightmares is a differnet experience

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because those are hard to wakeup from if im aware

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completely different from dreams

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shits terrifying

silver mantle
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well i usually end up being a demi god at least so nightmares lose their edge

grizzled onyx
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ad you do

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*as

silver mantle
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i get shot or something and i just start pretending to be superman

silver mantle
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i hate when my brother appears and starts arguing people who can defeat superman after that

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im like fuck you brain

grizzled onyx
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god dam brain always fucking me over

silver mantle
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not always

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sometimes it also gives me a little of the other kind 😏

grizzled onyx
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😏

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then theres wholesome dreams

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those are my fav dreams

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with like hugs

silver mantle
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yeah... mine too

grizzled onyx
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and like

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good shit

silver mantle
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the wholesome ones are also my favorite

grizzled onyx
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they the best

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but then theres boobs

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also good

silver mantle
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i mean i could write a book

grizzled onyx
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what on boobs?

silver mantle
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yeah

grizzled onyx
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i'd read it

silver mantle
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"but you have your own" fuckin' kids

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get off my lawn

grizzled onyx
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haha yuuup

silver mantle
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this cola tastes terrible btw

grizzled onyx
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Oof

silver mantle
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if i wasn't a lazy bastard i woulda put it over ice

silver mantle
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yeah i feel

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i feel

grizzled onyx
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the feel

silver mantle
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its too cold outside the covers and the kitchen is a long walk

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but it'll be worth it i guess D:

grizzled onyx
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take the bed with you

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it'll work i swear

silver mantle
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im not a silent hill monster ffs

grizzled onyx
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πŸ˜‚

silver mantle
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now just keep that in mind

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silent hill monster drunk trying to get a glass with ice for cola

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real suffering is not known

grizzled onyx
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reasonable asperations

silver mantle
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i swear im going

grizzled onyx
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i believe in you

silver mantle
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ughhh

grizzled onyx
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hahaha

silver mantle
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oh thank god i did that

grizzled onyx
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πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ YAAAYYY

silver mantle
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so refreshing now

grizzled onyx
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much refresh

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many drink

silver mantle
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i could just like pour it all over myself; wait that'd actually be horrible

grizzled onyx
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ewww sticky

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that would be a lot of stick

silver mantle
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its weird when i feel icky i can't drink anything without ice in it

grizzled onyx
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well thats definitely interesting

silver mantle
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interesting is just a nice word for weird

grizzled onyx
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quirky

silver mantle
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im a FREAK

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but im cute so its ok

grizzled onyx
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and what defines freak?

silver mantle
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idk you look it up

grizzled onyx
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the so called "nroaml" people?

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wow cant even spell it

silver mantle
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the wut

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oh NORMAL

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shit i saw the l as an i

grizzled onyx
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yup XD

silver mantle
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i was like nromai???

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did he mean romani!?

grizzled onyx
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romani been calling us freaks for years man

silver mantle
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being vanilla is just boring

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theyre synonymous

grizzled onyx
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exactly!

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still hate being called "weird" when that is being defined by what they call "normal"

mint spear
silver mantle
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oh i love being called weird

grizzled onyx
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ooooooo

mint spear
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Had to fuck with settings to get the red spot visible

grizzled onyx
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thats cool

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also being different is dope

silver mantle
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actually

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just gonna go ahead and take care of that one

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i need to settle down

grizzled onyx
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haha yup

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aye i mean you do you

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i can asure ive done worse

silver mantle
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its just cuz jupiter is up there

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we all know what zeus was like

grizzled onyx
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dam

silver mantle
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transferring my ice to my water cuz i def need to start on water next

grizzled onyx
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i would say we should play nms again at some point but nms just does not run on my computer now

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so im bout to order one that can run it and make full switch to PC

silver mantle
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mines also modded

sterile tartan
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I've just been playing Minecraft recently

grizzled onyx
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mods are fuuuuun

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i managed to run a couple back in atlas rises

silver mantle
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i was gonna play stuff tonite but like

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instead i drank and chatted

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this is a recurring mistake of mine

sterile tartan
grizzled onyx
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when i get my new PC you should tell me what mods you have so we can play again

silver mantle
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redmas the next big adventure

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be sure you write all this down

grizzled onyx
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ill screenshot it

silver mantle
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thats it

grizzled onyx
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oh dam

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to much

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shit

silver mantle
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it changes a lot though

grizzled onyx
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ah well when i get mah PC ill just hit you up and see if you wanna play

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and i can play WITHOUT LAG YEET

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looking forward to it

silver mantle
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i still have god awful internet

grizzled onyx
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i can assure mine is wrodse

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*worse

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THIS IS WHY I ORDERD A NEW KEYBOARD

silver mantle
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yeah but im also typing at arms length laying down slightly tipsy

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so i win

grizzled onyx
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but yea my internet is 4mps down so

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bet you cant beat that

silver mantle
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no i can't

grizzled onyx
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mhm

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i suffer

silver mantle
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i can at least watch videos

grizzled onyx
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i can just only at 480p

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720 if im lucky

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literally i dont know better internet had this since forever

silver mantle
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yeah i can do like one or the other: stream video or download something

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can't do both

grizzled onyx
#

yup same

#

its about 1 hour and a half for 1gb for me

silver mantle
#

then these fuckin' kids with 5000 down and its like cool dude

#

you're complaining

#

that's great

grizzled onyx
#

i hate the flexers

silver mantle
#

oh that water is fantastic 🀀

grizzled onyx
#

you merely adopted slow speed. i was born with slow speed, molded by it i didnt see a stable conection till i was marely a man.

silver mantle
#

shut up bane

#

"for youuuu"

grizzled onyx
#

i was trying to load a bane gif

#

it didnt load in time to be funny anymore

#

FUCKING IRONIC

grizzled onyx
#

thank you

silver mantle
#

haha i just remembered i was drooling over some wrestling chick in a gif last night cuz i looked up ripley and like no one picked up on it

#

they were all like' yeah i liked ripley too'

#

like goddammit no

grizzled onyx
#

dare i say i understood none of that

#

either cus im tired or an uncultured swine

#

or both

silver mantle
#

both

#

its clearly both

grizzled onyx
#

mhm

silver mantle
#

see how nice i am

grizzled onyx
#

very kind

silver mantle
#

its a flaw in my character πŸ˜›

#

too much charisma

grizzled onyx
#

charisma +2

silver mantle
#

isn't that like

#

you're gorgeous

#

if so then yes

grizzled onyx
#

guess so

#

im just gonna take hibernation +20000000

silver mantle
#

im gonna take like lazy piece of shit +50

grizzled onyx
#

ill take +100 of that

silver mantle
#

roll a nat 20! oh shit i guess im staying in bed ALL day

#

who woulda guessed!

grizzled onyx
#

All day more like all week for me

#

i have shows to binge and fridges to empty

silver mantle
#

id be up for that week

#

but i can't 😭

grizzled onyx
#

pffffffffffftttt its fiiineee

#

just like lose your job she'll be right

silver mantle
#

that's actually harder to do than you think

grizzled onyx
#

yea probably i wouldnt know

silver mantle
#

i have it muted because i can't handle it a lot of times

grizzled onyx
#

its just zooming

#

i need coffe

mint spear
#

Zooooooom

grizzled onyx
#

cofffffe

silver mantle
#

its like the opposite of me rn

#

im majorly dragging

grizzled onyx
#

Hex stop with your pfp

#

right now

#

it hurts

mint spear
#

No

silver mantle
#

hex literally do nothing but continue with your pfp

grizzled onyx
#

AIGHT

#

RUDE

silver mantle
mint spear
#

I've been rotating daily for 4 days now I think.

#

You're the first to notice.

#

I plan on doing a full rotation.

grizzled onyx
#

i noticed yesturday but you did not reply

mint spear
#

Ohhhh

grizzled onyx
#

time for me to suffer

silver mantle
#

i have an eye for detail but i just ignore it unless its a problem

grizzled onyx
#

ITS A PROBLEM

silver mantle
#

i am ofc RadCon so i would know if its a problem

#

your yellow causes me anxiety toast

grizzled onyx
#

what the pic or the name

silver mantle
#

both

#

yellow is a contamination colour

grizzled onyx
#

WELL IF MY NAME MATCHED MY PIC ID BE HAPPY

#

but the name changed

#

so the pic changes

silver mantle
#

yellow outside of a radiologically controlled area :\

#

its really bad

grizzled onyx
#

before it was brown and i was happy

#

i had just a piece of happy toast

#

and it matched

mint spear
#

I used to do that πŸ˜›

silver mantle
#

prolly contaminated toast

grizzled onyx
#

but NOOOOO i had to rank up

silver mantle
#

now its internal

mint spear
#

My PFP changed color as I gained a rank.

silver mantle
#

that's like 50 years of exposure

grizzled onyx
#

See you know whats up

mint spear
#

Then the admins made me moderator and now my color never changes 😭

silver mantle
#

well i'll never change from booster

grizzled onyx
#

soon i will no longer be piss yellow

silver mantle
#

its too close to boomer which is what i get called all the time now

grizzled onyx
#

and i would love to boost again but currently am unable

#

i liked pink

silver mantle
#

i like how without changing my birth date i magically changed from a millenial to a boomer

#

actually i exist in a quantum state between the two

#

i change whenever you look away

mint spear
#

VERY cool.

grizzled onyx
#

you're on a different level

silver mantle
#

i just get hotter each time

magic cloak
mint spear
#

😩

silver mantle
#

hex should know how quantum state works

grizzled onyx
silver mantle
#

playing outer wilds

mint spear
#

I'm a quantum state.

grizzled onyx
#

true

mint spear
#

I exist and do not at the same time.

silver mantle
#

quantum immortality!

grizzled onyx
#

good song

silver mantle
#

oh

mint spear
#

Thanks.

silver mantle
#

i just know it from that bit in Alan wake

grizzled onyx
#

ah its a really good song as well from a dude guy names CryWolf

silver mantle
#

a dude guy

#

im glad its specific

grizzled onyx
#

mega guy dude

silver mantle
#

but like not a dude bro

mint spear
#

Mega xlr

grizzled onyx
#

no its bro dude guy man

silver mantle
#

sweet

#

i dont think ive ever seen moo and bagged milk on at the same channel at he same time

#

im gonna start a conspiracy

grizzled onyx
#

ill join

silver mantle
#

what gives

#

its

#

its

#

utterly confusing πŸ˜‰

grizzled onyx
#

rough past?

mint spear
#

Awwwww you messed it up.

#

Udderly confusing would have been better 😩

grizzled onyx
#

we need answers people

wraith reef
#

i have it muted because i can't handle it a lot of times I've had it muted for a while... SNR far too low.

silver mantle
#

wha

grizzled onyx
#

Udderly confusing would have been butter*

silver mantle
#

oh right

#

what's SNR?

open bane
#

Signal to noise ratio

mint spear
#

Saturday Night Rave

#

Oh

grizzled onyx
#

UMF UMF UMF UMF

silver mantle
#

omg why the fuck did i ask hahaha

grizzled onyx
#

because we are a server of knowledge

silver mantle
#

i need some more water RFN

open bane
#

rignal to foise natio

grizzled onyx
#

ready to fuck now

mint spear
#

oh

open bane
#

oh god oh fuck

grizzled onyx
#

waaatt

#

to far?

mint spear
#

Maybe a little

#

(No)

grizzled onyx
#

i have to agree

#

(lets go further)

silver mantle
#

i mean stop reading my mind

#

i really wish i could get don mclean's american pie unstuck in my head

#

like this is week 2

grizzled onyx
#

oh

#

oh no

#

OH

#

NOW ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD

silver mantle
#

and good ol boys were drinkin whiskey and rye singing THISLL BE THE DAY THAT I DIEEEE

#

yw

mint spear
#

BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE

#

Oh God.

grizzled onyx
#

DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE LEVEE BUT THE LEVEE WAS DRY

silver mantle
#

πŸ˜„

grizzled onyx
#

what have you done...

silver mantle
#

i am a true satan

mint spear
#

😩

silver mantle
#

anyway RFN is just 'right fucking now'

grizzled onyx
#

SINGIN' THIS'LL BE THE DAY THAT I DIE

#

yea i figured

silver mantle
#

a long long time ago

#

i can still remember how that music used to play

#

do do dooo

#

no fuck that song

#

im so DONE with it

grizzled onyx
#

thats what you think

#

but then it creeps up on you

#

and catchs your brain when you least expect it

silver mantle
#

yeah when i have nothing to do at control point

#

i find myself singing it

grizzled onyx
#

BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE

silver mantle
#

pretty sure people have caught me doing it too

grizzled onyx
#

not the worst thing to be caught doing

silver mantle
#

cuz people are like oh this chick is sittin in this corner of the aux space where i have literally no reason to go; i better go talk to her

#

cuz that wont be obvious

#

its pretty obvious

grizzled onyx
#

and back to the people not minding their own fucking business section of the convo

mint spear
#

Excuse me

grizzled onyx
#

You are excused

mint spear
#

thx

silver mantle
#

its another situation of 'i can't leave' haha

#

just like when i was a barista

grizzled onyx
#

i am a barista

#

its all im good at

silver mantle
#

im happy im not anymore tbh

grizzled onyx
#

oh boy

#

makes me excited

silver mantle
#

just cuz of the customers

grizzled onyx
#

yea id figure

mint spear
#

I couldn't work in a customer facing job.

#

I do not have the patience.

silver mantle
#

yeah i kinda still do but i have more authority

grizzled onyx
#

AIGHT THE FUCK YA WANT COFFEE OK HERES YA COFFE GIVE ME YAH MONEY NOW FUCK OFF

silver mantle
#

"so what do you do for fun"

#

fuckkkk

#

wait

#

don't take that outta context

mint spear
#

LMAO

grizzled onyx
#

customer walks up "sir hi morning coffee can what i get you?" FUCK

silver mantle
#

i mean

#

itd be funny

silent wagon
silver mantle
#

"yes sorry i'd like a shot of espresso" ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RN

grizzled onyx
#

ALRIGHT all this talk is making me want coffee brb

#

also hi soul

silent wagon
#

Gordon Ramsey intensifies

mint spear
#

Coffee soaked toast 🀒

grizzled onyx
#

yum

#

A;RIGHT BRB

silver mantle
#

bruh its basically tiramisu

grizzled onyx
#

EXACTLY

#

OK

#

BRB

mint spear
#

Oh shit I guess you're right.

#

I will NEVER look at tiramisu the same.

silver mantle
#

welcome to my brain

#

im actually not even drunk anymore

#

i think

mint spear
#

You think?

#

Me and toast having a nice convo

silver mantle
#

yeah im pretty sure im sober now

#

im also fucking tired so its actually not obvious

mint spear
grizzled onyx
#

i have returned with cofefe

silver mantle
#

i read chocolate and then got sad

mint spear
#

I would love some chocolate about now.

silver mantle
#

me toooooo

grizzled onyx
#

same

silver mantle
#

i mean i have some but its in the cupboard

#

and that's a long walk

grizzled onyx
#

wow

#

its about a 40 minute drive to a town where i can buy some

silver mantle
#

its cold out there

grizzled onyx
#

pussy

silver mantle
#

SOMEONE ELSE SAY SOMETHING FFS

grizzled onyx
#

yea im out of ideas

silver mantle
#

i wrote like fuckin 20 responses to that

#

ughhh

fickle obsidian
#

lmao

grizzled onyx
#

aye leon

fickle obsidian
#

i should play my games more

grizzled onyx
#

i play my games to much

silver mantle
#

i was gonna try out amid evil and star control but then i got drunk

fickle obsidian
#

i get off from work and then just shoot the shit here when i should do basically anything else

grizzled onyx
#

literally actively play about 10 different games atm

#

and sort of lurk around this chat

#

i just have my bursts of activity and then leave

silver mantle
#

i might actually play stuff tonite

#

i don't plan on drinking again till next saturday

grizzled onyx
#

i dont plan on drinking till i plan on drinking

mint spear
#

same tbh

silver mantle
#

you can just say that men are bad at planning

#

its ok we're all friends here

grizzled onyx
#

you're not wrong

mint spear
#

That's actually truth.

grizzled onyx
#

i just dont plan im not bad at it

#

it just dosent happen

silver mantle
#

im like overplanned usually

mint spear
#

Sometimes I think about doing something.

grizzled onyx
#

think the last thing i planned was a raid day

fickle obsidian
#

i only ever lightly plan because usually i just change my mind because nothing i have planned is that high priority that i can't be flexible

silver mantle
#

its ok planning only gets you so far anyway

#

since the rest of the universe doesn't give a shit haha

mint spear
#

Kinda the same for me. Sometimes I plan on meeting up with friends and then really hope they call out.

grizzled onyx
#

saaammeee

silver mantle
#

dude everyone was like super surprised i actually missed out on sleep to go to that birthday party haha

grizzled onyx
#

a big reason i dont plan is because if i plan anything i will begin to dread it no matter how fun it is

mint spear
#

Aethena, are you glad you went? Did it end up being a nice evening?

silver mantle
#

yeah it was actually really fun

#

i just dread socializing usually

mint spear
#

I get that. They probably appreciate you turning up more than others.

silver mantle
#

yeah they really did

#

i think i found some people that are cool too

#

unlike my other circle of friends i used to have haha

#

the ones who used to try to set me up with losers n shit

grizzled onyx
#

socializing has its perks from time to time

fickle obsidian
#

none of us at work i guess feel like they have time to socialize, or i'm just standoffish or something, lol

grizzled onyx
#

i just need to get out more as i have said before

silver mantle
#

im basically the same as i am on here hahaha

#

for better or worse

#

i guess some people consider that standoffish πŸ˜›

grizzled onyx
#

tbh if i get a job as a barista it will force me to socialize which will probably be good for me

silver mantle
#

they may even hit on you excessively

grizzled onyx
#

im hot but not that hot

silver mantle
#

i mean if you have boobs it doesn't matter at an espresso stand really

grizzled onyx
#

yea guys are dicks

#

can confirm

silver mantle
#

im not gonna touch that πŸ˜›

#

i know better

#

this time

grizzled onyx
#

this time

silver mantle
#

yeah πŸ˜…

open bane
#

Toast is fancy now

silver mantle
#

ask anyone im not very opinionated

grizzled onyx
#

bitch im always fancy

open bane
#

Yeah but now u got the

#

Wait

#

I thought that was a bowtie

#

It's your blood

grizzled onyx
#

indeed

#

but bowties are infact cool

#

might make that a thing soon

#

gotta let this pic settle first

silver mantle
#

speaking of pfp

grizzled onyx
#

what colour is the next rank?

silver mantle
#

greeb

mint spear
#

Sick green I think.

silver mantle
#

nah greeb

grizzled onyx
#

it chall be a greeb bowtie then

silver mantle
#

*shall

grizzled onyx
#

no chall

silver mantle
#

i hate that word btw "shall"

#

so chall is good

grizzled onyx
#

indeed

#

CAN THIS CAHT STOP COMING TO A PAUSE

mint spear
#

No.

silver mantle
#

see if i stop being a booster i'll go to that ugly red legend colour

#

so im kinda stuck now

grizzled onyx
#

feel like im having the last word here

silver mantle
#

werd

grizzled onyx
#

i wanna be pink again

silver mantle
#

i was trying to help

#

but you just couldn't stfu

#

guys?

silver mantle
#

im spendin my quality time here

grizzled onyx
#

im spendin my just above avrg time here

silver mantle
#

i just noticed serious is stealing the show haha

#

just you and me

grizzled onyx
#

😏

void chasm
#

Has anyone here tried lucid dreaming?

silver mantle
#

i do it literally every time i dream so yeah

void chasm
#

It seems like something the NMS community would like

mint spear
#

I'd love to but I have no idea how.

silver mantle
#

exploring the random iterations of my own home is interesting

grizzled onyx
#

i really dont want to that shit creeps me out

magic cloak
#

I want to do astral projection

void chasm
#

Ah nice! I’ve been trying to do it and had one last night but I don’t do it often

magic cloak
#

I don't know how

grizzled onyx
#

i have had it happen and my experiences of it have been terrifying so

silver mantle
#

its been interesting to learn how my brain tries to disguise dreams more and more over time haha

void chasm
#

@mint spear keep a dream journal, routinely check if you’re in a dream (try to breathe whilst holding your nose ect) and look up the MILD or WILD (which is harder- I can’t do it) technique

mint spear
#

I rarely dream/remember my dreams is my problem.

#

I sleep super heavy.

void chasm
#

That’s what the dream journal is for

silver mantle
#

i remember the really good ones :3

void chasm
#

At least for me, it’s boosted my recall a lot

silver mantle
#

it does have to be immediately on waking up tho yeah

mint spear
#

Oh I see! Well that makes a lot of sense.

void chasm
#

It’s so odd how dream people are adamant that they’re not in my dream

silver mantle
#

yeah they just say im a dream 😏

#

but i mean

#

cmon

void chasm
#

I wonder if it’s your brain trying to make you not lucid

grizzled onyx
#

your super humnle aethena

#

HUMBLE

#

i hate my typing

mint spear
#

same

grizzled onyx
#

im mega humble tbh

fickle obsidian
#

humnle

grizzled onyx
#

humnle

#

you guys humnle?

silver mantle
#

im super humnle

#

its nice to meet you all

mint spear
#

I am Humble Bundle.

grizzled onyx
#

ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

open bane
#

Wow I'm humble monthly

mint spear
#

Wow hot

grizzled onyx
#

I'd smash

open bane
#

☺

silver mantle
#

i pick Samus

open bane
#

Also the rift s is nice

grizzled onyx
#

i bet

silver mantle
#

yeah it is

grizzled onyx
#

MUST BE NICE

sterile tartan
open bane
#

It's hot today so I can't use it for too long tho. Makes me sweat and feel sick.

grizzled onyx
#

see its freezing here perfect temp for VR

#

but as you can tell im a broke ass bitch

open bane
#

Jealous

#

Of the first part

grizzled onyx
#

you know you want to be broke like me

open bane
#

never ever

silver mantle
#

been there

void chasm
#

Is the tracking better than with the external cameras?

silver mantle
#

currently working on sugar momma status

open bane
#

It's worse for obvious reasons, but not horrible

mint spear
#

Hey zoid

sterile tartan
#

I have money but consider myself broke anyway because I'm supposed to be saving to move

mint spear
#

Poop

open bane
#

Haha shid

mint spear
#

😳

open bane
#

I feel like I had a pact but I can't find it

rare mauve
#

Pact man

mint spear
#

Yeah you did, I know you did.

silver mantle
#

you can replace mine with it zoid

mint spear
#

What πŸ€” if we ☝ kissed πŸ’¦ 😳 under the deep β­• fryer at red πŸ¦€ Robin

silver mantle
#

i'll somehow live

mint spear
grizzled onyx
#

YES

#

PACT

open bane
#

Nah a different one

#

Thought I had one for beyond but maybe not

mint spear
#

Hmmmm

grizzled onyx
#

why not make one hmmmmm

mint spear
#

The game was a great way for me and I was a bit more a fan than the game of the year but I think it would have massive effect and clean and then I could get a better picture and clean up my mind

#

😳

silver mantle
#

wtf

mint spear
#

lmao

grizzled onyx
#

my brain

mint spear
#

Horts

sterile tartan
#

What

open bane
#

If beyond isn't released by the end of August, I'll uh

#

Idk

open bane
#

What would be interesting

silver mantle
#

just don't eat anything

#

thats overdone

ripe jackal
#

shave your feet

mint spear
#

We switch usernames for a month lol

grizzled onyx
#

eat everything

open bane
#

Yes milk

mint spear
#

Deal

open bane
#

Pfps too

mint spear
#

Lmao

grizzled onyx
#

and pfp's!

mint spear
#

Yes

open bane
#

Ok one sec

mint spear
#

Big brain time

open bane
#

If Beyond is not released by the end of August, @mint spear and I will switch usernames and profile pictures for a month

silver mantle
#

we're not like actually bound to these tho right

mint spear
#

I give consent

grizzled onyx
#

yes we are

open bane
#

Hot tbh

mint spear
#

Pin that shit @mint spear

open bane
#

Consent is sexy bois

grizzled onyx
#

PACT

mint spear
#

At least it's not socks.

grizzled onyx
#

HEHEHE

mint spear
#

I feel socks has been overdone now.

grizzled onyx
#

oh

#

caps

open bane
#

Amazing

grizzled onyx
#

oof

open bane
#

I almost want beyond to be delayed so this can happen

mint spear
#

In other news, when I was digging in our garden I found my hamsters sarcophagus when I buried him like 12 years ago lmao

#

O_O

#

Little skeleton

open bane
#

Holy fuck haha

ripe jackal
#

o

grizzled onyx
#

ima still eat 50 slices of bread

open bane
#

Did you eat it?

ripe jackal
#

yes

mint spear
#

Ofc

#

Crunchy

open bane
#

Mmm ☺

mint spear
#

JFC

silver mantle
#

im gonna find a way to get out of mine

mint spear
#

Omw

open bane
#

Your sarcophagus?

#

Oh nvm

grizzled onyx
#

what did you do aethena

fickle obsidian
#

your skeleton?

mint spear
#

Yes

silver mantle
#

yeah i have an undead army to raise

mint spear
#

Ok

open bane
#

Sounds dope tbh

#

kO

#

I have a dead hamster army to raise

silver mantle
#

@grizzled onyx ctp

mint spear
#

Does anyone here have a PhD in poop socks

grizzled onyx
#

first pin is interestin ngl

silver mantle
#

not here

grizzled onyx
#

mhm

open bane
#

hmh

grizzled onyx
#

its either gone or im blind

open bane
#

who is slicing you in half

mint spear
#

ur blind

grizzled onyx
#

well i am

open bane
#

no me

mint spear
#

nice

silver mantle
grizzled onyx
#

no me

open bane
#

gno me

grizzled onyx
#

mo ne

open bane
#

moan

grizzled onyx
#

O H

open bane
silver mantle
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what did the tiny person say when everyone thought someone else volunteered "gno me" hehehe

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im giggling like a fucking idiot right now i might need sleep

grizzled onyx
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no u

silver mantle
grizzled onyx
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sleep is but a choice

silver mantle
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i mean sort of

grizzled onyx
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If beyond is not out by the mid-way point in August i will stay awake for 42 hours to prove sleep is infact for the weak

silver mantle
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im too old for that sort of thing these days

mint spear
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same

silver mantle
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i love sleep too muchhhh