#off-topic-bond-james-bond
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its less rare if im really drunk hahahaha
Was in response to what you said about people always wanting to talk on days that you don't lol
Cause the stuff I was saying is essentially what happens to me when I have days like that
oh haha yea sorry π sorta drifting mentally atm im all over the place
Lol it's cool, it wasn't clear what I was saying
but yea it honestly sucks when that happens and im to fucking nice to pretty much say fuck off i dont want to talk atm
so i sit through it
not a bad thing
you could be like me and actually say fuck off
its not any better
Yeah I think that's a lot of people. It's why Mondays are terrible, cause people are forced to go back into a routine of seeing a bunch of people at once who they may not necessarily want to talk to lol
oh i have gotten close to just straight up yelling in people faces because i have sat there and built up rage
coming up soon
like i build myself up a fucking lot
slides in,slides out
ive actually uh

been able to get mad and still be nice to people
which has been really difficult
but i feel like the people i woulda yelled at didn't deserve it
so what good was it
People are difficult
i have never had a full out rage/yell at someone i have gotten close but never really done it
for sure stark
for fucking sure
I gotta speak to so many people everyday and it makes me so uncomfortable
100% if i can make one person laugh during the day its way better than any other person i managed to chew out over w/e they did
In my Under graduate i never had to talk to people .i barely spoke to like 4-5 people a week
now if that could just not translate into people wanting to talk to me more xD
Now i have to speak to like 20+ a day
and as much as i want to avoid a job that involves talking to many people it just aint happening
at this point if im offered a job i taking it no question
I can relate. I dislike talking a lot
Some people talk too much, and that probably makes me want to talk less
exactly
Talking to people is grnerally stressful
im like somewhere between sober and puking my guts out
i wish i could drink
you're welcome to take this away from me
welp I tried
i just have no alcohol in the house atm like tonight is one of those nights i wanna drink my ass off
well id invite you to come party here if i could
i have too much now cuz i pretty much only drink on saturdays
am sad i dont live near by
I could come over even if I'm halfway across the word
The laws of physics don't apply to me
give me your power
also don't expect me to come out of my room just make yourself at home haha
Free drinks are free drinks
i would say the same tbh
my laptop is like right here that's enough effort for me atm
my puppers and cattos would accompany said person
my cats would hide but theyre chickens
we have a new kitten so im sure thats very entertaining for new people
im just boring in general
me throwing up all over isn't that entertaining is all
but i make a great coffee so hey at least i can hold something to my name
its also not sexy
lets not go there
didnt plan on it
remember im trying not to throw up
there is
i just dread what throwing up pizza is like
if it was just like puking up soda i'd be all game
i havent thrown up in 8 years so i just dread it in general
its just sugar water at that point
i somehow have immunity to hangovers in any sort of way so i guess im lucky in that sense
oh not saying it is i just though drunk,sickness, hang over
just my mind drifting
and spitting out what im thinking
right lemme go scream at my alexa to ask how much that is in kg
ok
oh yea im sure it does im in the middle of kicking myself to lose weight so im on the opposite spectrum once again
i mean i should just not drink so much haha
but i like the taste so it just kinda happens
unless i make a point of not
im fairly meh about the taste unless its cream liquors i LOVE those but i mainly drink to laugh i laugh my ass off drinking (which is a fairly clichΓ© drunk)
yea not gonna lie going to sleep and waking up drunk just does not feel right
yeah it doesn't haha
i will admit literally lasst time i was drunk i would say about 2 weeks ago now i ate WAY to much that i just felt sick the entire time
but my bud had made some amazing bread roles and i ate like all of them before drinking shit tons
yeah i feel like eating a lot of bread would be similar to drinking beer and getting drunk
the fullness is just eugh
just that super icky feeling
make it go awayyyy
i mean im gonna feel good in a few hours ofc
so i guess you're just stuck with me until then haha
ah well i got nothing els to do so
woah watch that flattery
i just dunno if i can handle a couple hours of nmscord hahaha
i should prolly grab the rest of that cola and drink it for the fizziness
think longest i stayed chatting here was like 6 hours and that was back in Waking titan
FIZZZ
i mean i dont hate being on here but i am already feeling shitty atm
Did u have any sleep lmao
i havent
Its 5 pm for me
3:17am
i shouldn't have slept at all tbh
Yike
my normal sleep time is like 5 hours from now
yes
preferred
i wish i had reason to stay up at night and sleep in day
i just sleep better in day time
so much better
@strange smelt it here
ah yea true
Good morning!
Good early Morning
morning
zoid captain doesn't want to be in the same room with me ysee im too over emotional and easily triggered lol
nice
ok omw
β€
i has the same wun
When to you sleep aethena
Oh ok
its w/e
dayshift does it too 'when do you sleep'
its like when i go home same as you duh
Oof. Ok. Iβm off to play legos.
you saying that sentence just reminded me of a cool song
humans aren't even on a 24 hour cycle naturally
ima listen to that now
its either 26 or 28 can't remember
in caves or in space without the day/night cycle its what we default to
its odd considering most life forms are on a 24 hours cycle
were special
something like that haha
π€€
everything i'd say after that would offend someone hahaha
you honestly cant say anything without it offending someone
just the world nowdays
oh well the people who bitch about everyone getting offended by everything most of all usually
to late i put bids
and most of what i would say would i guess 'target' them or w/e
pretty much
Never
nop
pon
dude its so weird
rude
Their edges need to be cut off
With what?
this is just teasing
i used it since i got here
until it was over used
by me and anyone who wanted to make the joke
so i used to play games with a guy named Toast so its all overused to me
now this is my gif
like years of that
dont be jelly
as long as im not involved what you do is your business
indeed
Did I see
A we aren't from this planet leadup?
Smh
what
It's a fascinating thing to look into shrug
i will be in like 2 hours
@grizzled onyx
im pretty sure i said 2 hours an hour ago but its ok
I am cutting up toast
Pff
I don't know when I'll be awake for real tbh
just keep saying 2 hours it works
better
im gonna be like still drunk at like 5pm and be like TWO HOURS GUYS
My tablet just had some kind of popup box and then it went away super fast. That was weird
i mean i can try slap you will that sober you up?
My fish is effectively hiding. He never hides super well so I guess he doesn't wanna be bothered
except im here and not hiding
dude vegeta is not sexy
im pretty sure that established
π
i need an aquarium
I have two cats and a dog that are everyone's in the house. My fish is the only one that's just my pet
Even though the dog has assigned himself as my emotional support dog. His idea, he's a good boy
well if nothing else a fish could entertain apollo instead of him bugging me all the time haha
especially when im not here
My cats aren't allowed near the tank
They aren't allowed downstairs in general
But one of them can open stuff
heres my dog again you're welcome
i sent that back when i said i need more pets that really just shows my internet speed
apollo is a terrible hunter but he likes to watch stuff including TV
Jasper would watch the fish. Murphy would eat him
One of my old coworkers got a betta because I talked about mine a lot. His dog ate it an hour after he got it
Oof
worst case i keep it in my room and close the door
i do that anyway to get them from bothering me while i sleep
so Apollo just fuckin wanders in circles forever and leaves anyway
but its annoying when im trying to sleep
Lol
we live on a farm so our dogs are free to wonder at night
they do their shit and stuff

dead aethena
its my own fault but feel free to sympathise anyway
le sympathise
i sort of got to see the sunrise at least

I mechanically went upstairs
I dunno why I woke up feeling like I didn't sleep at all. I know I didn't sleep much but this is ridiculous
i hate sleeping for a really long period of time and then waking up to feel like you have been awake for 42 hours
im not gonna sleep im just not gonna get up either
Fair
yea sort of have to at that point lol
I rode a horse in my dream. To chase a truck or something
And then to go into the mountains.
It was always the same horse but kept changing appearance
you sure you werent on an acid trip
My dreams are always wild
ive fuckin ruined dreams lately haha
i dont remember last time i had a full on dream
thinking about in lucidity i can literally reach out and touch things that do not exist in any normal sense
i can visit entire landscapes that have no actual physical presence anywhere
I just always know when I'm dreaming. Maybe that's why I don't get restful sleep
i love being aware in a dream
that shit is the best
hasent happened to me in ages tho
im always just like but where am i actually right now
oh yea same
I can only control myself within the world that's there. Can't change the dream environments or rules 
ill be aware and able to make decisions but as soon as i click its a dream or try to figure out where i am i wake up
Aw damn
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i just have a small existential crisis haha
ok wat birb
Oh
being aware in nightmares is a differnet experience
because those are hard to wakeup from if im aware
completely different from dreams
shits terrifying
well i usually end up being a demi god at least so nightmares lose their edge
i get shot or something and i just start pretending to be superman
i hate when my brother appears and starts arguing people who can defeat superman after that
im like fuck you brain
god dam brain always fucking me over
yeah... mine too
the wholesome ones are also my favorite
i mean i could write a book
what on boobs?
yeah
i'd read it
haha yuuup
this cola tastes terrible btw
Oof
if i wasn't a lazy bastard i woulda put it over ice
the feel
its too cold outside the covers and the kitchen is a long walk
but it'll be worth it i guess D:
im not a silent hill monster ffs
π
now just keep that in mind
silent hill monster drunk trying to get a glass with ice for cola
real suffering is not known
reasonable asperations
i swear im going
i believe in you
ughhh
hahaha
oh thank god i did that
π π π π π π π YAAAYYY
so refreshing now
i could just like pour it all over myself; wait that'd actually be horrible
its weird when i feel icky i can't drink anything without ice in it
well thats definitely interesting
interesting is just a nice word for weird
quirky
and what defines freak?
idk you look it up
yup XD
romani been calling us freaks for years man
exactly!
still hate being called "weird" when that is being defined by what they call "normal"
Jupiter picture from last night
oh i love being called weird
ooooooo
Had to fuck with settings to get the red spot visible
dam
transferring my ice to my water cuz i def need to start on water next
i would say we should play nms again at some point but nms just does not run on my computer now
so im bout to order one that can run it and make full switch to PC
mines also modded
I've just been playing Minecraft recently
i was gonna play stuff tonite but like
instead i drank and chatted
this is a recurring mistake of mine

when i get my new PC you should tell me what mods you have so we can play again
ill screenshot it
thats it
it changes a lot though
ah well when i get mah PC ill just hit you up and see if you wanna play
and i can play WITHOUT LAG YEET
looking forward to it
i still have god awful internet
no i can't
i can at least watch videos
i can just only at 480p
720 if im lucky
literally i dont know better internet had this since forever
yeah i can do like one or the other: stream video or download something
can't do both
then these fuckin' kids with 5000 down and its like cool dude
you're complaining
that's great
i hate the flexers
oh that water is fantastic π€€
you merely adopted slow speed. i was born with slow speed, molded by it i didnt see a stable conection till i was marely a man.
i was trying to load a bane gif
it didnt load in time to be funny anymore
FUCKING IRONIC
thank you
haha i just remembered i was drooling over some wrestling chick in a gif last night cuz i looked up ripley and like no one picked up on it
they were all like' yeah i liked ripley too'
like goddammit no
dare i say i understood none of that
either cus im tired or an uncultured swine
or both
mhm
very kind
charisma +2
im gonna take like lazy piece of shit +50
ill take +100 of that
that's actually harder to do than you think
i have it muted because i can't handle it a lot of times
Zooooooom
cofffffe
No
hex literally do nothing but continue with your pfp

I've been rotating daily for 4 days now I think.
You're the first to notice.
I plan on doing a full rotation.
i noticed yesturday but you did not reply
Ohhhh
time for me to suffer
i have an eye for detail but i just ignore it unless its a problem
ITS A PROBLEM
i am ofc RadCon so i would know if its a problem
your yellow causes me anxiety toast
what the pic or the name
WELL IF MY NAME MATCHED MY PIC ID BE HAPPY
but the name changed
so the pic changes
before it was brown and i was happy
i had just a piece of happy toast
and it matched
I used to do that π
prolly contaminated toast
but NOOOOO i had to rank up
now its internal
My PFP changed color as I gained a rank.
that's like 50 years of exposure
See you know whats up
Then the admins made me moderator and now my color never changes π
well i'll never change from booster
soon i will no longer be piss yellow
its too close to boomer which is what i get called all the time now
i like how without changing my birth date i magically changed from a millenial to a boomer
actually i exist in a quantum state between the two
i change whenever you look away
VERY cool.
you're on a different level
i just get hotter each time

π©
hex should know how quantum state works
playing outer wilds
I'm a quantum state.
true
I exist and do not at the same time.
quantum immortality!
good song
oh
Thanks.
i just know it from that bit in Alan wake
ah its a really good song as well from a dude guy names CryWolf
mega guy dude
but like not a dude bro
Mega xlr
no its bro dude guy man
sweet
i dont think ive ever seen moo and bagged milk on at the same channel at he same time
im gonna start a conspiracy
ill join
rough past?
we need answers people
i have it muted because i can't handle it a lot of times I've had it muted for a while... SNR far too low.
wha
Udderly confusing would have been butter*
Signal to noise ratio
UMF UMF UMF UMF
omg why the fuck did i ask hahaha
because we are a server of knowledge
i need some more water RFN
rignal to foise natio
ready to fuck now
oh
oh god oh fuck
i mean stop reading my mind
i really wish i could get don mclean's american pie unstuck in my head
like this is week 2
and good ol boys were drinkin whiskey and rye singing THISLL BE THE DAY THAT I DIEEEE
yw
DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE LEVEE BUT THE LEVEE WAS DRY
π
what have you done...
i am a true satan
π©
anyway RFN is just 'right fucking now'
a long long time ago
i can still remember how that music used to play
do do dooo
no fuck that song
im so DONE with it
thats what you think
but then it creeps up on you
and catchs your brain when you least expect it
BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE
pretty sure people have caught me doing it too
not the worst thing to be caught doing
cuz people are like oh this chick is sittin in this corner of the aux space where i have literally no reason to go; i better go talk to her
cuz that wont be obvious
its pretty obvious
and back to the people not minding their own fucking business section of the convo
Excuse me
You are excused
thx
im happy im not anymore tbh
just cuz of the customers
yea id figure
yeah i kinda still do but i have more authority
AIGHT THE FUCK YA WANT COFFEE OK HERES YA COFFE GIVE ME YAH MONEY NOW FUCK OFF
LMAO
customer walks up "sir hi morning coffee can what i get you?" FUCK

"yes sorry i'd like a shot of espresso" ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RN
Gordon Ramsey intensifies
Coffee soaked toast π€’
bruh its basically tiramisu
yeah im pretty sure im sober now
im also fucking tired so its actually not obvious
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i have returned with cofefe
i read chocolate and then got sad
I would love some chocolate about now.
me toooooo
same
its cold out there
pussy
SOMEONE ELSE SAY SOMETHING FFS
yea im out of ideas
lmao
aye leon
i should play my games more
i play my games to much
i was gonna try out amid evil and star control but then i got drunk
i get off from work and then just shoot the shit here when i should do basically anything else
literally actively play about 10 different games atm
and sort of lurk around this chat
i just have my bursts of activity and then leave
i might actually play stuff tonite
i don't plan on drinking again till next saturday
i dont plan on drinking till i plan on drinking
same tbh
you're not wrong
That's actually truth.
im like overplanned usually
Sometimes I think about doing something.
think the last thing i planned was a raid day
i only ever lightly plan because usually i just change my mind because nothing i have planned is that high priority that i can't be flexible
its ok planning only gets you so far anyway
since the rest of the universe doesn't give a shit haha
Kinda the same for me. Sometimes I plan on meeting up with friends and then really hope they call out.
saaammeee
dude everyone was like super surprised i actually missed out on sleep to go to that birthday party haha
a big reason i dont plan is because if i plan anything i will begin to dread it no matter how fun it is
Aethena, are you glad you went? Did it end up being a nice evening?
I get that. They probably appreciate you turning up more than others.
yeah they really did
i think i found some people that are cool too
unlike my other circle of friends i used to have haha
the ones who used to try to set me up with losers n shit
socializing has its perks from time to time
none of us at work i guess feel like they have time to socialize, or i'm just standoffish or something, lol
i just need to get out more as i have said before
im basically the same as i am on here hahaha
for better or worse
i guess some people consider that standoffish π
tbh if i get a job as a barista it will force me to socialize which will probably be good for me
they may even hit on you excessively
im hot but not that hot
i mean if you have boobs it doesn't matter at an espresso stand really
this time
yeah π
Toast is fancy now
ask anyone im not very opinionated
bitch im always fancy
indeed
but bowties are infact cool
might make that a thing soon
gotta let this pic settle first
speaking of pfp
what colour is the next rank?
greeb
Sick green I think.
nah greeb
it chall be a greeb bowtie then
*shall
no chall
No.
see if i stop being a booster i'll go to that ugly red legend colour
so im kinda stuck now
feel like im having the last word here
werd
i wanna be pink again
im spendin my quality time here
im spendin my just above avrg time here
π
Has anyone here tried lucid dreaming?
i do it literally every time i dream so yeah
It seems like something the NMS community would like
I'd love to but I have no idea how.
exploring the random iterations of my own home is interesting
i really dont want to that shit creeps me out
I want to do astral projection
Ah nice! Iβve been trying to do it and had one last night but I donβt do it often
I don't know how
i have had it happen and my experiences of it have been terrifying so
its been interesting to learn how my brain tries to disguise dreams more and more over time haha
@mint spear keep a dream journal, routinely check if youβre in a dream (try to breathe whilst holding your nose ect) and look up the MILD or WILD (which is harder- I canβt do it) technique
Thatβs what the dream journal is for
i remember the really good ones :3
At least for me, itβs boosted my recall a lot
it does have to be immediately on waking up tho yeah
Oh I see! Well that makes a lot of sense.
Itβs so odd how dream people are adamant that theyβre not in my dream
I wonder if itβs your brain trying to make you not lucid
same
im mega humble tbh
humnle
I am Humble Bundle.
ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wow I'm humble monthly
Wow hot
I'd smash
βΊ
i pick Samus
Also the rift s is nice
i bet
yeah it is
MUST BE NICE

It's hot today so I can't use it for too long tho. Makes me sweat and feel sick.
see its freezing here perfect temp for VR
but as you can tell im a broke ass bitch
you know you want to be broke like me
never ever
been there
Is the tracking better than with the external cameras?
currently working on sugar momma status
It's worse for obvious reasons, but not horrible
Hey zoid
I have money but consider myself broke anyway because I'm supposed to be saving to move
Poop
Haha shid
π³
I feel like I had a pact but I can't find it
Pact man
Yeah you did, I know you did.
you can replace mine with it zoid
What π€ if we β kissed π¦ π³ under the deep β fryer at red π¦ Robin
i'll somehow live
@open bane
Hmmmm
why not make one hmmmmm
The game was a great way for me and I was a bit more a fan than the game of the year but I think it would have massive effect and clean and then I could get a better picture and clean up my mind
π³
wtf
lmao
my brain
Horts
What
What would be interesting
shave your feet
We switch usernames for a month lol
eat everything
Yes milk
Deal
Pfps too
Lmao
and pfp's!
Yes
Ok one sec
Big brain time
If Beyond is not released by the end of August, @mint spear and I will switch usernames and profile pictures for a month
we're not like actually bound to these tho right
I give consent
yes we are
Hot tbh
Pin that shit @mint spear
Consent is sexy bois
PACT
HEHEHE
I feel socks has been overdone now.
Amazing
oof
I almost want beyond to be delayed so this can happen
In other news, when I was digging in our garden I found my hamsters sarcophagus when I buried him like 12 years ago lmao
O_O
Little skeleton
Holy fuck haha
o
ima still eat 50 slices of bread
Did you eat it?
yes
Mmm βΊ
JFC
im gonna find a way to get out of mine
Omw
what did you do aethena
your skeleton?
Yes
yeah i have an undead army to raise
Ok
@grizzled onyx 
Does anyone here have a PhD in poop socks
first pin is interestin ngl
not here
mhm
hmh
its either gone or im blind
who is slicing you in half
ur blind
well i am
no me
nice

no me
gno me
mo ne
moan
O H

what did the tiny person say when everyone thought someone else volunteered "gno me" hehehe
im giggling like a fucking idiot right now i might need sleep
no u

sleep is but a choice
i mean sort of
If beyond is not out by the mid-way point in August i will stay awake for 42 hours to prove sleep is infact for the weak
im too old for that sort of thing these days
same
i love sleep too muchhhh



