#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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unborn wasp
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we've found anti-matter

dusty magnet
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so turns out most of time will be just literally nothing

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nothing will exist.

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period.

unborn wasp
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matter and anti-matter are actually part of the symmetry of the universe. everytime a proton is created, an anti-proton is created at the same time. one of the big mysteries of the universe is why we find so little anti-matter if every particle of matter has an anti-matter counterpart. where'd they all go. we don't know

dusty magnet
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yeah where does it go thats what i wanna know

mint spear
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The upside down.

unborn wasp
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the upside down as described in that movie doesnt' resemble anything in reality

dusty magnet
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fucking thats what im saying hex!!

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like fr

mint spear
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Hahaha

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I hate space.

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But I love it.

unborn wasp
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it has some aspects that are kind of like dark matter but not really. it has some aspects that are kind of like anti-matter but not really

dusty magnet
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i love it because it is so mysterious

mint spear
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My favourite stat is that the odds of Humans existing are almost zero.

dusty magnet
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yeah

mint spear
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Just because of how wild space is.

dusty magnet
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thats crazy

unborn wasp
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the odds of humans existing is 100%

dusty magnet
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humans, or sentient life in general?

mint spear
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Sentient in general IIRC.

dusty magnet
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gotcha

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makes more sense

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this video touches my brain in ways that nothing else can

unborn wasp
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eventually we'll see that life is actually fairly common in the universe. any place the necessary complex chemical reactions can happen, life will emerge. life will happen where it can happen

dusty magnet
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murphy's law.

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it is suspected that there are multiple universes, each with their own laws of physics

unborn wasp
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i have a problem with the fundamental notion of a multiverse

dusty magnet
unborn wasp
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if there are truly multiple universe, no one from one universe would ever be aware of any others. if they CAN be aware of them, then they aren't other universes, they are part of the same universe.

dusty magnet
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not necessarily.

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it is also suspected that life could learn how to "create" universes

magic cloak
unborn wasp
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if there can be any kind of interaction between them then the notion that they are separate universes is mistaken. they aren't separate universe, they are parts of the same universe

dusty magnet
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Some speculate that there may be a way to escape our universe before entropy erases everything

mint spear
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🤔

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I played a game where the lore is very similar to this.

dusty magnet
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ofc this is all speculation so take it with a grain of salt but still

unborn wasp
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you can't escape a universe. if you think you've escaped you've only discovered a part of the universe you weren't aware of before

magic cloak
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I stopped looking into these because ultimately, practically nothing of these will be use in within our general lifetimes

mint spear
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I can accept that.

dusty magnet
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no ofc not gamer, but its still fun to think about.

magic cloak
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I used to do it when i was your age

mint spear
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I still do it.

magic cloak
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I just got bored of it since ultimately it gave no practical outcomes

unborn wasp
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i'm old and i still like mind puzzles.

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hasn't given practical outcomes, and can't give practical outcomes are two very different things. imo all thought CAN have practical outcomes, even if you never happen to find one.

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your thoughts on a matter may inform or influence someone elses thought on that or another matter that DOES have practical uses.

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i've never been particularly interested in fame, so i'm ok with the idea that someone else finds a use for my thoughts

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the money would certainly be useful though. 😜

dusty magnet
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haha yeah no kidding

arctic eagle
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I've already seen the universe end 15 times over

unborn wasp
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the universe ends every time you go to sleep

arctic eagle
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I am the only constant in this everchanging reality

unborn wasp
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anything can be a constant if that's what you are using as a reference for other things

arctic eagle
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No just me

unborn wasp
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it's pretty intuitive to see yourself as that constant. it's not always the most useful perspective.

dusty magnet
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woop is a god so 🤷

arctic eagle
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Not just a god

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Originally I travelled back in time from a future where everyone is dead and, as a last ditch effort, many clones were sent across the galaxy to find a suitable home to begin the cycle of life anew

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Each of us carried a small strand of human dna, enough to begin life on any suitable planet should we choose to do so

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But it went wrong and each of the clones absorbed their carried DNA, giving them human-like personalities

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We approached a time rift and were scattered about existence

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I was lucky enough to end up in the realm of the gods, before humans were even conceived as an idea

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There was no war, no violence, only peace. However, this also meant the gods had no reason to fear death, and were thus all mortal

dusty magnet
silent wagon
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Finished reading all 8 Witcher books, now I'm sad 😭

arctic eagle
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Me being me, I killed the first one I saw, and inherited her title as God of Chaos

unborn wasp
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no all knowing all powerful diety would be stupid enough to conceive of humans.

arctic eagle
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That's why I did it

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I made every human

mint spear
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Obv

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How else r u daddy

dusty magnet
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thanks for making me woop

mint spear
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I'm ur mommy

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😳

arctic eagle
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No problem

dusty magnet
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i

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require

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sustenance

mint spear
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Drink me

dusty magnet
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holy fuck

magic cloak
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Holy fuck

dusty magnet
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time to code

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Hackerman time

mint spear
dusty magnet
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but first

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a reeses.

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i am so sorry to hear that.

arctic eagle
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no

dusty magnet
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that doesnt work bee

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there is a cooldown on xp. i believe you can only earn xp once every minute

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to prevent spam

arctic eagle
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no

dusty magnet
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i cannot 😩

arctic eagle
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I can

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But I won't

dusty magnet
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(He cant)

arctic eagle
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Says the one who can't

dusty magnet
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(I can)

somber badge
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

dusty magnet
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((I cant))

arctic eagle
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You will find no help here, bug

mint spear
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Shame really.

dusty magnet
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bee aeyes

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it doesnt work

somber badge
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Gunter say ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ release beyond ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ

torpid dust
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@Pixel#2255 , I hear rumblings of a DnD

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Well alright that ping didn't work

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Great

mint spear
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Lmao

somber badge
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Dnd?

dusty magnet
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at least you tried

mint spear
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Yeah DnD (Dinner n Drinks)

torpid dust
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@fringe bay

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There we go

dusty magnet
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bee, if you dont mind me asking, what is your first language?

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er, native language.

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Hello

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ah gotcha

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ive always wanted to learn russian

somber badge
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Vodka

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Boda

dusty magnet
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all i know is like cyka blyat and niet

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lol

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what is Hello in russian?

somber badge
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All I know is Natasha on call and do you need a engineer?

torpid dust
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Priviet @dusty magnet

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Or Privyet

dusty magnet
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ah

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Привет!

torpid dust
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Mne nuzhen pervodchik @mint spear lol

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I can't use cyrilic

somber badge
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π∆Ωμ

torpid dust
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Здра́вствуйте @dusty magnet is also Hello

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Sort of

mint spear
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Bucky Bee is Hello in Russian?

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wtf

torpid dust
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It's a formal greeting that you're only allowed to use once per day to each person

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Lmao Hex

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Zdravstvuyte is how it's pronounced btw

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So good luck if you're not familiar with Eastern European languages lmao

undone moat
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HOARGH

dusty magnet
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god i love reeses

undone moat
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REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS

dusty magnet
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eat em up eat em up eat em up

somber badge
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Thanks puffs

unborn wasp
mint spear
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Me!

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🤔

undone moat
dusty magnet
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Enhance

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Enhance

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Enhance

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ENHANCE

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E N H A N C E

fringe bay
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Enhancered

clever vessel
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cheesebuergr

queen cipher
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chedburgr

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lossy compression b like:
chedbrgr

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😆 😆 🔥 💯 💦

hybrid solar
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So how does this assignrole work?

fickle obsidian
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!assignrole

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🤔

clever vessel
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Daubany you ate her aeyes

fickle obsidian
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omg

clever vessel
rare mauve
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO

rare mauve
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Someone pin that

grizzled onyx
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.pin Zug's picture

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bugger

rare mauve
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It was a good effort toast

grizzled onyx
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Ty

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albino moth

arctic eagle
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Just uhh

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link

thorny crescent
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Right click

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Copy image address

rare mauve
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Dm it to me then i could post it here

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or follow whale

arctic eagle
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Send it to a discord server you can send pictures to, uhh

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click the picture

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Then click the little icon in the top

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It looks like an arrow pointing out a window

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It'll open it to browser, just grab the link there and post

fickle obsidian
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@arctic eagle click me

thorny crescent
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@fickle obsidian leon i just saw your psvr on your pfp

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real subtle

rare mauve
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thnx

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here it is boys and girls

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credit @mint spear

thorny crescent
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feed it mulberry leaves!

clever vessel
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rareeew

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long live rareeew

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Tell it jokes

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If you make it laugh you will gain rareeew's trust

grizzled onyx
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but here is the question

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is the moth a boy or dirl

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how do we even check

fickle obsidian
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@thorny crescent lmao nice

grizzled onyx
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daubany 2.0

clever vessel
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rareeew

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Must've gotten in a fight with warewolf

rare mauve
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It fought off that one demon

grizzled onyx
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well shit

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gandgalf the grey just turned white the prophecy returns

rare mauve
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yes

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ooooo

thorny crescent
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i require LAMP

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brother

fickle obsidian
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rename pet bee to pet moth

clever vessel
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Lump

rare mauve
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stellar

grizzled onyx
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you need to change your name now

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you are no longer pet bee

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you are pet moth

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gooood

clever vessel
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Which way is the front

grizzled onyx
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at the front way

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that way

clever vessel
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Oh

grizzled onyx
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O h

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but

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that dosent point where

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when your looking at the whole moth

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wait

rare mauve
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@mint spear congrats on familiar

grizzled onyx
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one of the many

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i can see it screaming from here

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cute

thorny crescent
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LET ME OUT

grizzled onyx
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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IM GONNA DIE HERE

thorny crescent
rare mauve
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oof

thorny crescent
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HELP ME

ornate fable
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My brain just broke

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Just found out you can abbreviate IPv4 addresses

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I knew about v6 but like what

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if the 0 is in the 3rd or 3rd and 2nd positions it can be dropped

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for all you nerds who care

rare mauve
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Goodnight friends

clever vessel
sterile tartan
dusty magnet
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Oh no!!

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Poor daubany :(

grizzled onyx
clever vessel
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thank you

torpid dust
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Dude fucking hell, RIP Geoff Robinson aka inControl

magic cloak
mint spear
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Hi 😃

grizzled onyx
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hello 😄

somber badge
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We're fucked

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Boorish bunson is the new pm

magic cloak
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Who is bunson

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Oz?

somber badge
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Boris Johnson

magic cloak
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Oh

mint spear
thorny crescent
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go to #bot-spam

magic cloak
mint spear
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Too hot. 😩

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I realized I have a different fan than I did last year, I'm hoping I can strap a bottle of ice to this fan easily.

magic cloak
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Lmao people in 2 other servers are also talking about how hot it is

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It really is reaching new heights this year

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I wonder how it will be next year

mint spear
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The humidity really doesn't help.

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31c here today.

magic cloak
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So hex is both hot and wet

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😏

mint spear
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😏

grizzled onyx
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😏

magic cloak
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My toenails are ingrown and it has made my entire skin near the toenail dark and pain ful

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I need to get it removed

mint spear
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Ouch

magic cloak
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The skin in there is dead i think

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Its dark purple black

mint spear
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Yeah that's dead.

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Oof let's not talk about death

magic cloak
mint spear
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HOLYSHIT

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UFO SIGHTINGS ARE BACK

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How insane is it that they actually got this on video

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its like if Ufos want to yeet on camera's

magic cloak
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I wanna see one for myself

grizzled onyx
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I literally had ingrown toenail surgery last month

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that shit suuuuuuucckkkksss

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but its so much nicer when the surgery is done

gaunt reef
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is that video satire

mint spear
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just pull out your camera on a blue nightsky and ufos will yeet

gaunt reef
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yeah its satire

undone moat
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heh

mint spear
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8ball

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😮

undone moat
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I've gotten to the point where I just remove ingrown nails myself

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can't afford getting them temoved ptofessionally

mint spear
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I just don't cut my toe nails anymore.

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:tapHeadEmoti:

grizzled onyx
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O

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u

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c

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h

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how

gaunt reef
undone moat
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toenail clippers, tweezers, antiseptic

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for pain, nothing

grizzled onyx
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oh god makes me cringe thinking about it

magic cloak
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That video is not satire sohail

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Like have you seen the moon and then try take a pic of it on your mobile

gaunt reef
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if its not satire its really stupid

magic cloak
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Try taking a pic of the moon on your mobile

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See how it comes out

gaunt reef
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OP has never seen a plane apparently

magic cloak
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That is too small to be a plane

gaunt reef
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how it was huge and descending like planes do at night when they're approaching the runway

undone moat
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I think I'm finally getting used to my glasses

mint spear
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noice

gaunt reef
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you can faintly make out the silhouette of the plane too

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bet my pilot friend can even tell you which exact plane is this brb

magic cloak
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Do it

gaunt reef
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nvm someone already did

mint spear
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It could've been a drone

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🤔

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Nah it's 100% aliens.

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Definitively it's aliens.

magic cloak
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I hope UFOs chase you hex

civic ferry
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Removing ingrown toenails?
Just... Keep them trimmed so they don't grow inward?

mint spear
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Honestly gamer, same.

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That way I'd get proof they do exist.

civic ferry
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@mint spear thargoids!

grizzled onyx
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god i hope your are fucking with me

mint spear
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You know what, now i get why people are still going to Area 51. All these aliens, and sightings
are FROM Area 51

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Expirements

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alien shit

magic cloak
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Alien 💩

mint spear
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I think the people that are saying they're gunna storm Area 51 aren't aware how big Area 51 actually is.

grizzled onyx
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peeps gonna die in that raid

mint spear
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yep

grizzled onyx
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like i really think the internet is dumb enough to do it

mint spear
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honestly, this raid could turn into an act of war

grizzled onyx
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easily

magic cloak
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Area 51 is as big as your average base.its just it has like a 31 mile perimeter on all sides with nothing between the perimeter and the base wall

mint spear
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People were eating tide pods a couple years back for likes and karma so I honestly think you're right Toast.

grizzled onyx
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i wish i wasent

open bane
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It rly only takes one idiot to go there

grizzled onyx
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And there will be many

magic cloak
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One idiot is useless.but a 1000000 idiots will achieve something of value lol

mint spear
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The entire Nevada Test and Training Range (NTTR), including Area 51, the Tonopah Test Range (TTR), the Nevada Test Site (NTS) and the bombing and gunnery ranges covers an area of 5,200 square miles north of Las Vegas. The Nevada Test Site alone covers about 1,600 square miles, partially contaminated with radiation from nuclear tests.

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There is zero chance anyone makes it to the actual base.

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Well, if actually a million people are gonna go, its over

magic cloak
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Thats the testing plains.the base itself is at the edge and is accessible by national roadways

silver mantle
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hey just make more of a stink about there being "radiation" around there and everyone will be too scared to go suddenly

grizzled onyx
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how many idiots does it take to (change a light bulb) raid area 51

open bane
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It'd take one person getting shot and everyone there would leave

grizzled onyx
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from what i have heard apparently a few hotels around the area got booked out

open bane
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People will probably just watch

civic ferry
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Honestly, I think that some locals saw weird test craft and started a rumor about the place, and somebody realized it would be a convenient cover/distraction from classified stuff there, and then bait for conspiracy nuts who would otherwise be looking all over

grizzled onyx
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everyone will just be on the sidelines haha

open bane
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The ones stupid enough to actually rub will get shot or stopped before they can even get close

magic cloak
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The base is pretty easily accessible if you walk a bit.there are big roads leading to the entrance

mint spear
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This is why america is fucked up, when people do nice people are gonna abuse that shit
till they go over the line

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and then people get shot

grizzled onyx
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for the sake of the world i hope noone gets shot

mint spear
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i mean it would be insane to just shoot a dude that goes NEAR area 51

silver mantle
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no ones really gonna go to war over some idiots who refuse to read a sign and try to rush into a secure military facility

grizzled onyx
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you never know

mint spear
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This is exactly how people die

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if they don't read warnings

thorny crescent
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natural selection

grizzled onyx
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rid of some dumbasses in the world

mint spear
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To be honest if i worked at area 51 i would be scared af rn

thorny crescent
silver mantle
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why? its a secure facility

thorny crescent
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also this

silver mantle
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i always feel safe at the shipyard, moreso than even where i live

mint spear
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The workers literally fly to the base, no road access.

magic cloak
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They fly from vegas lol

mint spear
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Yes

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On an airplane

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From a private terminal.

magic cloak
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You always get stopped at the perimeter fence /gate shown here

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2-3 black vans show up

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Then inside the perimeter,there aren't any actual gaurds.but there are robot sensors that monitors and if it detects motion,these vans and armed people come to the gate

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Many people have tried to go there before.its just they are in small numbers and are asked to leave by these armed gaurds

silver mantle
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i can guarantee you that whatever security measures are known about are only a fraction of what exist

mint spear
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^

magic cloak
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Its the perimeter which is like miles from the base entrance

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So there really isnt anything beyond the gate for miles

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Even if you get past the gate

mint spear
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There is a 2mile ish stretch of road that the public can use to get to a mountain/waterfall that drives through an active firing range.

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That always made me smile.

magic cloak
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On the other hand,you can go to the grooms lake range and use binoculars to look at the base

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From there the base is like 2 kms away

idle eagle
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thanks guys

red basin
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@vestal jay do you know why we have tail bones ? :3

silver mantle
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he was muted so don't expect a response

red basin
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ooh

magic cloak
red basin
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well duh

magic cloak
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This is the mountain range from which you can see the base

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Using binoculars

idle eagle
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REKT

magic cloak
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Somewhere north of grooms lake

silver mantle
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according to the most credible "source" if you believe in any of this stuff anyway said that test flights are run out of S-4 anyway and not Area 51, and they don't fly over groom lake

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but this one ofc has more notoriety i guess

magic cloak
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I don't believe anything exists there anyway lol

silver mantle
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right but in the sense of this being a raid looking for alien crap

magic cloak
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It was active in 60s for testing flights.but i doubt it has anything above ground testing at that base anymore

silver mantle
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lore-wise the "ship" was at S-4 later than that

magic cloak
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Maybe you can become a high ranking officer and tell us about whats in it

silver mantle
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im not enlisted though

magic cloak
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Cant you get a administrative position

silver mantle
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i'd probably need to get a degree to work at a place like that

magic cloak
grizzled onyx
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just walk in to area 51 and ask

magic cloak
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But you already work in the air force?

grizzled onyx
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im sure it will work

silver mantle
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i work for the Navy.

grizzled onyx
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oh damn

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did not know that

magic cloak
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Navy is the biggest tho

civic ferry
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Navy VS air Force: navy actually does things

silver mantle
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im also not moving to the southwest

civic ferry
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And has more aircraft

magic cloak
grizzled onyx
magic cloak
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Navy indeed is the most active branch of the US military for noe

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Now*

civic ferry
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Not quite

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Coast Guard

thorny crescent
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Airforce: Sprays pretty colors in the sky
Navy: Wastes no time in patrolling and protecting national waters

magic cloak
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Well its also part of navy

civic ferry
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Pretty sure coast guard is its own branch

magic cloak
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Still its on water sean

silver mantle
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electromagnetic launch catapult; so powerful it had to be run at reduced power because it kept breaking planes

magic cloak
grizzled onyx
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well shit

magic cloak
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Dont they use steam hydraulic for that

silver mantle
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not anymore

magic cloak
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History channel is outdated then

silver mantle
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history is outdated yes

civic ferry
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History channel is a joke lately

grizzled onyx
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fr

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it really is

magic cloak
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Well i saw these like 7 years ago

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When it was good

silver mantle
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if its talking about Nimitz class then its not wrong though

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those are still steam

civic ferry
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They realized people don't want to rewatch history documentaries every day

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So now they're playing stupid conspiracy/ghost stuff

magic cloak
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It showed generally what technology is used.they showed how the steam hydraulic worked to launch the aircraft in a short run way

silver mantle
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yes

civic ferry
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It was a good idea. Give a plane an absurd amount of velocity to make quick lift

silver mantle
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the EM one is just the latest greatest "look how big my pp is" thing

grizzled onyx
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well im being blown away by the knowledge in this chat rn and im just sitting here like 🤤

civic ferry
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At least it actually works

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Our latest superplane is a dud

thorny crescent
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Just sitting here fiddling with my Rift controllers like a bum lol

grizzled onyx
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i wish i had rift controllers

civic ferry
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Ugh, I really want those Knuckles

grizzled onyx
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and a rift

civic ferry
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So much input potential

silver mantle
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i watched a decent documentary on the history of aircraft carriers; dunno if same one gamer watched

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but its worth looking into if you guys are curious

civic ferry
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Sets Ult to raising middle finger

magic cloak
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Explore the engineering breakthroughs inside the 100,000-ton USS Ronald Reagan. See how a Leonardo da Vinci sketch inspired the carrier’s launch system and how the design of a 19th century French lighthouse helps save pilot’s lives.

thorny crescent
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I have Knuckles as well, but I find Touch more comfortable

silver mantle
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im biased since i work on them 😛

magic cloak
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This is the actual carrier shown in the episode

civic ferry
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Have they delivered yet?

magic cloak
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Uss Ronald Reagan

thorny crescent
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Devkit 😏

silver mantle
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yeah that's a Nimitz class

civic ferry
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They're $200 which is... Way too much for my budget

silver mantle
#

CVN-76

grizzled onyx
#

low key blowing me away about what you do aethena not gonna lie

magic cloak
#

Do you have a link to the electromagnetic launch system? Is it like the rail gun technology but for pushing planes?

thorny crescent
#

I switch my headsets too much that it's getting to be a real hassle with the wires- just sticking to Rift S's single cable for casual development

#

Index is great, it's what I use for client demos

grizzled onyx
#

aight im off to the gym cya guys later 👋

silver mantle
#

uh i mean im sure its on the wikipedia page

thorny crescent
#

Bye Toast!

silver mantle
#

you're not gonna find anything super in depth likely since its probably classified

civic ferry
#

Swoletoast.

mint spear
#

Bye Toast. 👋

magic cloak
#

So like the monorail but its to push planes

silver mantle
#

apparently its also OP

#

they'll prolly get it working right after a while it is brand new after all

mint spear
#

They can catapult me if they want.

#

Being launched by electromagnets sounds fun.

thorny crescent
#

fun

magic cloak
#

Rail guns break after the 10th stage or something due to the energy carried by the propelled object

silver mantle
#

if i could be launched in an F14 while danger zone was playing i would also want to be launched

magic cloak
#

Lol

silver mantle
#

i wouldn't wanna land back on the carrier though

thorny crescent
#

but what if

#

you had the portal boots

mint spear
#

O_O

silver mantle
#

probably be easier to land that way than land the plane correctly

magic cloak
#

So fun

#

Imagine if you can get launched in this with a parachute everyday to your workplace.no more traffic

mint spear
#

Yes!

#

Wait

#

I live and work in the same place.

silver mantle
#

im afraid of heights

mint spear
#

But YES

magic cloak
#

You cant add more stages than in the video because the potential energy of the marble will shatter and break the magnet

#

Electromagnetic rail guns over come it

#

But even then the object itself shatters due to the energy it contains

mint spear
#

VERY nice.

magic cloak
#

Otherwise we can build a big ass rail gun to launch supplies to mars

silver mantle
#

a Saturn V can make it to Mars; people are just being lazy and uncreative 😛

sudden palm
#

👋

mellow jetty
#

👋

mint spear
#

Hello!

silver mantle
#

you can always tell my favorite toys because i always talk about them

#

aircraft carriers, Saturn V

#

Star Destroyers

mint spear
#

I'd love to see a rocket in real life.

magic cloak
sudden palm
#

@mellow jetty only played beta or did you buy it?

magic cloak
#

Its just people don't wanna sit in a capsule for 6 months and 6 months for the return journey

silver mantle
#

well it can't bring enough supplies; the rocket itself is powerful enough

mellow jetty
#

@sudden palm i only played the beta. i enjoyed it but not enough to buy it. if it goes on sale or something i might consider it

silver mantle
#

it was designed with Mars in mind; i feel like they'd just have to tweak it a little

#

its probably also stupid expensive now

sudden palm
#

@mellow jetty I bought it on Xbox. Had a few sales lately

mellow jetty
#

cool

#

i would probably only buy it if it was on a mega super OP sale. i'm not really looking for any new games at the moment and only really thought it was ok

sudden palm
#

@mellow jetty I liked it so much I made a mobile companion app for Anthem 😅

mellow jetty
#

very fancy

#

i do love me some mobile companion apps

silver mantle
sudden palm
#

I made one for overwatch, Cyberpunk 2077, Borderlands 3 and Anthem 😊

mellow jetty
#

idk why i just didn't find the game challenging enough. i would go solo and set it to the hardest difficulty and still not really die at all

sudden palm
#

I started on hard for the story. It was OK. Grandmaster is harder after the story and Max level

mellow jetty
#

my favourite experience in the beta was my first mission. i went in teams for the first time, and this mission had a puzzle. i hate puzzles, so after realising i was no help at all, i just flew up to the ceiling, sat on the ledge and let my teammates solve it

sudden palm
#

There are only a few if them 😉

#

The new fortress has many mini puzzles, the Sunken Cell

mellow jetty
#

ok

sudden palm
#

But they need to add new content much faster

mellow jetty
#

when does the cataclysm thing start?

sudden palm
#

They have not released a date yet but 1 or 2 weeks maybe cause we got the first quests for it unlocked

mellow jetty
#

nice

sudden palm
#

I hope they can fix it and save the game 🤞

mellow jetty
#

it would be really nice if it could make a comeback like nms, because it's got the features in place to have some really cool gameplay, at the moment though i think it just feels kinda subpar..

sudden palm
#

I propably spent enough on the store to fund the next 2 add-ons 😅

undone moat
#

I can feel a gap between the bones in my spine right around the shoulder area

#

P sure that's not supposed to happen

mellow jetty
#

@undone moat my only advice is to git gud

sudden palm
#

@undone moat or visit a doctor? 😱

mellow jetty
#

nah just git gud

undone moat
#

nah

mellow jetty
#

doctors are for n00bs

undone moat
#

well, yeah but nah

#

I'm like 99% sure it's caused by bad posture

mellow jetty
#

your posture needs to git gud

undone moat
#

fucking break my bones into the next dimension

mint spear
#

k

mellow jetty
#

i will rekt u'r bones

#

☠

sudden palm
#

🤔

#

Time for a break. Bye 👋

mint spear
#

omg you guys, i cant believe this speed ❤

magic cloak
mint spear
#

oh no

dusty magnet
#

oh yes

#

and once again i show up to work and there's fuck all to do

#

actually... does this mean im good at my job then?

#

cause nothing is broken

mint spear
#

I guess.

dusty magnet
#

imma go with that

mint spear
#

Congrats best worker Bee.

#

I've just eaten but I'm still hungry 😩

dusty magnet
#

damn i wish i was eaten

mint spear
#

Lmao

dusty magnet
#

@ripe jackal 👀

ripe jackal
#

:V

dusty magnet
#

boutta go drink 10 liters of mt dew

#

but first i gotta get up

#

hey guys imma go get a soda and talk to someone. i wanna see how many times you guys can ping me by the time i get back to my computer

mint spear
#

EASY

dusty magnet
#

timer starts now

magic cloak
mint spear
#

I hope nobody pings and he comes back to zero pings.

magic cloak
#

That gif is perfect fit for brexit lmao

grizzled onyx
#

lmao rawr xD

mint spear
#

Henlo Toast.

grizzled onyx
#

Henlo

#

am swole now btw tbh

mint spear
#

Swole toast 😐

#

Sounds...

#

Not good.

grizzled onyx
#

everyone loves some swole toast

dusty magnet
#

you guys disappoint me

grizzled onyx
#

yup

dusty magnet
#

time to set up a printer facepalm

mint spear
#

Hahaha

grizzled onyx
#

am proud to be a disappointment to bee

mint spear
#

Honestly, same.

dusty magnet
#

god i hate printers...

grizzled onyx
#

same

#

paper cuts suck ass

#

printers are a leading cause

mint spear
#

Yeah stupid printers.

undone moat
#

today's out-of-context text message is: "WRECK MY ASS"

mint spear
#

Oh

#

wtf

#

What is the context?

grizzled onyx
#

me

undone moat
#

@mint spear I was getting mad at some equipment and was texting a friend about it

#

she said "get wrecked"

#

then I replied with the above message

mint spear
#

Hahaha nice.

#

I'm gunna use wreck my ass a lot more now.

grizzled onyx
#

thats one way to get laid

mint spear
#

I'll say it to my wife/GF/house mate in a random convo.

#

See how she reacts.

grizzled onyx
#

ill say it to my imaginary friends

#

they didnt like it

mint spear
#

It's too hot 😩

#

I HATE IT

#

Fuck you summer.

undone moat
#

uh

grizzled onyx
#

Its too cold 😩

#

I LOVE IT

#

Love you Winter

dusty magnet
#

@mint spear whats the temp

mint spear
#

Huh?

#

Like outside in the UK?

dusty magnet
#

yeah

#

for you

mint spear
#

32c

dusty magnet
#

oh thats quite warm

#

its 20 for me rn

mint spear
#

Hot for the UK tbh

#

26c is about our upper limit.

dusty magnet
#

yesterday it was 32 tho

mint spear
#

Thursday is showing 35c.

grizzled onyx
#

lol 2 here

dusty magnet
#

40.5 is about our upper limit lol

grizzled onyx
#

Oof

#

you guys should just pop down to NZ tbh

dusty magnet
#

i really wanna go to nz someday

mint spear
#

Our houses are designed to keep heat in, that plus no AC makes it uncomfortable.

grizzled onyx
#

hmu ill set you up my guy

dusty magnet
#

oh yeah i bet

#

dude fuck yeah

#

i may take you up on that

mint spear
#

Shame I wasn't invited tbh

grizzled onyx
#

i know all the things

#

YOUR INVITED TO HEX

dusty magnet
#

I WANNA GO TO HEX THAT SOUNDS FUN

#

WHERE IS IT

mint spear
#

I'll show you 😏

undone moat
#

are you ready to le

dusty magnet
grizzled onyx
#

i want that emoji

undone moat
dusty magnet
#

here you go @grizzled onyx owo

grizzled onyx
#

thx bb

dusty magnet
#

❤

vestal jay
#

@red basin same reason 'we' have twin toes.

grizzled onyx
#

❤

undone moat
grizzled onyx
#

ima assume you have a server

dusty magnet
#

most of us do

grizzled onyx
#

well i feel left out

dusty magnet
#

i mod this server and ive got my own server

grizzled onyx
#

i need a toasty server

dusty magnet
#

you can make one!

vestal jay
#

@red basin same reason 'we' have mutations in the foxp2 gene that results in a distortion of interpretation of language that results in fundamentally different perceptive experiences. why?

mint spear
#

I mod this server and got my own server.

grizzled onyx
#

no one will join tho fr

dusty magnet
#

hex wont accept my friend request

mint spear
#

Hexagonal Fan Club is the name of my personal server.

grizzled onyx
#

and im lazy

dusty magnet
#

i cri evritim

grizzled onyx
#

wow

#

hex wont accept mine either

mint spear
#

👍

dusty magnet
#

he is one mad lad

undone moat
#

My server's name is Conputerman's LAN

red basin
#

@vestal jay no pepeLaugh because we were apes 10 million years ago

dusty magnet
#

mine is Don't Insult my Mother

vestal jay
#

you have an extremely tabloid understanding of evolution

#

but sure, that is basically true so.

#

well done

#

lol

red basin
#

well we have been evolving 10 million years but biggest evolution leaps started about 100-200 thousand years ago

vestal jay
#

why did apes have tails 10 million years ago!?

ripe jackal
#

vore

mint spear
#

To have spare hands when chilling in trees.

grizzled onyx
#

no u

#

spare hands you say 😏

vestal jay
#

lol, why the hell were trees there?

red basin
#

oh my bad... 300-700 thousand

mint spear
#

So the monkeys could climb them.

vestal jay
#

well that doesn't match up...

grizzled onyx
#

trees were made to climb duh

vestal jay
#

trees were here way before any mammalian species

mint spear
#

Yeah cause they was just getting ready for the monkeys.

red basin
#

true

vestal jay
#

lol

mint spear
#

They grew so the monkeys would have something to do.

vestal jay
#

NMS science

mint spear
#

THen monkeys existed and climbed trees.

grizzled onyx
#

mind blown

undone moat
#

sweet dreams are made of cheese

grizzled onyx
#

yup

#

cheese and toast

dusty magnet
#

Who am I to disabree

vestal jay
#

we have tail bones because we evolved to not have tails.

grizzled onyx
#

ffs

vestal jay
#

welcome to your mind being blown

undone moat
#

travel the world and the seven seas

mint spear
#

We have tail bones in so we can grow a tail if we need one.

red basin
#

that's right foxhawk 😄

dusty magnet
#

everybody's looking for cheddar

mint spear
#

If you want a tail you can just grow one.

grizzled onyx
#

so are we all furrys?

mint spear
#

You got the bone ready.

undone moat
#

fuck

vestal jay
#

we are mammals..

undone moat
#

tost craked the code guys

grizzled onyx
#

fuck

undone moat
#

everyone's a furry

grizzled onyx
#

no go back

dusty magnet
#

i think i fractures my tailbone once

undone moat
#

go home

grizzled onyx
#

stop

vestal jay
#

we're actually stripey too

mint spear
#

That's just how it is

dusty magnet
#

it hurt so fucking bad

vestal jay
#

no lie

grizzled onyx
#

aaaaahhhhhhh

vestal jay
#

we are actually striped mammals

grizzled onyx
#

ill stripe you

vestal jay
#

we just can't tell because we don't grow layers of fur

dusty magnet
#

i do

vestal jay
#

we are crazy striped too, like spirals around the eyes

red basin
#

we stopped using tails around 7 million years ago and started to walk with our legs

dusty magnet
#

i still use my tail

grizzled onyx
#

what are 2 legs?

mint spear
#

Speak for yourself, I sit in a chair for 16 hours a day.

vestal jay
#

lol

dusty magnet
#

oh hey same

grizzled onyx
#

i hover

undone moat
vestal jay
#

but you sit like a biped

mint spear
#

Ok not gunna lie, that belt is bad ass.

grizzled onyx
#

now THAT is an epic gamer moment

dusty magnet
#

although not yesterday i went fishing yesterday and caught a smol trout

grizzled onyx
#

noice

dusty magnet
#

idk why but ive been like addicted to fishing lately

#

its all i wanna do all the time

grizzled onyx
#

i need to fish again

#

shit is odly fun

dusty magnet
#

ill come to NZ and we can go fish

grizzled onyx
#

YES

vestal jay
#

your head is now used to balance your upper board

undone moat
vestal jay
#

body..

#

lol

#

so now your head is your tail

dusty magnet
#

wait whats the drinking age in NZ?

mint spear
#

11

grizzled onyx
#

18

dusty magnet
#

r u 18

ripe jackal
#

2

vestal jay
#

2

mint spear
#

36

grizzled onyx
#

19

undone moat
#

-3

grizzled onyx
#

ffs guys

dusty magnet
#

FUCK YEAH LETS GO TO THE PUB

grizzled onyx
#

YEEEEE

mint spear
#

Bee said pub lmao

grizzled onyx
#

SHOT SHOTS SHOTS

dusty magnet
#

...its a pub tho

mint spear
#

Yes.

grizzled onyx
#

bar here

dusty magnet
#

does pub mean something else i dont know about

undone moat
#

bup

grizzled onyx
#

nope

#

pub is bar bar is pub

undone moat
#

pubar

mint spear
#

You can dance in a bar but you can't dance in a pub.

dusty magnet
#

🤷 i use them interchangeably

#

yeah true

grizzled onyx
#

fr come to nz tho shit would be fun

dusty magnet
#

im so down

grizzled onyx
#

i live in a open area in NZ too we just have a small town mainly open landscape

dusty magnet
#

will you take me to hobbiton

agile geode
grizzled onyx
#

ah thats more up north

#

im about to go up there actually

dusty magnet
#

oh yeah?

grizzled onyx
#

going up with a bud i have known for years in aus literally about to meet him for the first time

#

shits gonna be gud

dusty magnet
#

oh dude thats awesome

#

i really wanna go to aus too

#

ive got family down there

grizzled onyx
#

aha im going in sep

#

heading over for the 4th time i think?

undone moat
#

I'm going to italy sometime in the next 10 years apparently

grizzled onyx
#

family holiday

dusty magnet
#

oh fun. where to?

steep pagoda
#

Watch how Beyond releases while your away

undone moat
#

something something lineage

grizzled onyx
#

brisbane

#

been to sydney a few times

dusty magnet
#

ah nice. thats where mi familia is at

grizzled onyx
#

ah ok nice

dusty magnet
#

oh wait they move back here in like 2 weeks tho

#

lol

undone moat
#

I want to see what driving in italy is like ngl

dusty magnet
#

ill be in hawaii in a few weeks with some friends. super stoked cause ive never gone

undone moat
#

looks crazy

grizzled onyx
#

yea its literally im going there gonna meet my bud from aus once there and then later this year or next year hes coming over and we heading up to rotorua to see the hobbit holes

dusty magnet
#

dude thats sick

#

you meet him online or somethin?

grizzled onyx
#

yea been talking and playing games with him for about 6-7 years now

dusty magnet
#

oh damn i love that

#

ive got a bud like that up in british columbia

grizzled onyx
#

probably one of my best friends tbh

#

aw awesome

dusty magnet
#

yeah dude. internet friends are the shit

steep pagoda
#

^

grizzled onyx
#

i was lucky that he lived in the neighbouring country

vestal jay
#

they're full of shit

#

lol

dusty magnet
#

I mean i talk to all you NMScord fuckers literally every day so 🤷

grizzled onyx
#

we are full of shit

vestal jay
#

yep

dusty magnet
#

?

undone moat
#

full of shid

grizzled onyx
#

full of shard

vestal jay
#

comic book readers five minutes before posting a twitter post about your views on comics, movie obsessives five minutes before posting a reddit post about your views on gaming..

#

or movies I mean. lol

#

expands across it all

#

internet people are full of shit

dusty magnet
#

...wot?

vestal jay
#

stfu and talk about what you know... chat rooms

grizzled onyx
#

well this is a convo now

dusty magnet
#

i am mega confused

grizzled onyx
#

violent change

vestal jay
#

so sick of people infiltrating the market of people who genuinely are in love with an artistic expression to stick their wishes and desires, their five minute gimmick fads into industries they have no investment in what so ever. just like online friendships

#

doesn't matter to you if some online friend genuinely succeeds or not, better if they don't so they keep coming online instead of going and getting real life immersed or whatever. Dana White said it right, and he said it about me too, the internet is where cowards live.

#

< 3 love you though

dusty magnet
#

i mean idk about you but i definitely care about the wellbeing on my online friends. I would much rather them be successful than not. even if that means they talk to me less.

clever vessel
#

So you're an internet coward?

mint spear
#

🤔

dusty magnet
#

I think thats what he was implying at the end there

vestal jay
#

well me too bucky

grizzled onyx
#

Im really not understanding whats trying to be said here

dusty magnet
#

yeah im a bit confused as well

#

are you meaning to say that internet friends cant be real friends?

vestal jay
#

they aren't and can't be even if they really want to be

dusty magnet
#

and why is that

vestal jay
#

friends by definition are people you can genuinely rely on in reality

#

when your landlord kicks you out

#

your Friend is the one who's like 'stay at mine'

grizzled onyx
#

thats not always the case

dusty magnet
#

whats to say you cant rely on internet friends though?

vestal jay
#

when your girlfriend or boyfriend is like 'you're a piece of shit never talk to me again' your friend is the one who's like 'oh come around, we'll chill I told you that person sucked'

#

lol

dusty magnet
#

there are ways to help out friends even when you're not in the same general vicinity

vestal jay
#

how can you unless they're also real friends?

mint spear
#

I've helped out internet friends.

vestal jay
#

yea helping out..

#

I've helped out total strangers on the internet

mint spear
#

I've met up with a good amount too.

vestal jay
#

it's different

#

friends are There

#

like in front ofd you

dusty magnet
#

i disagree.

mint spear
#

Yeah, some of my IRL friends were met on the internet.

vestal jay
#

yea once they bnecome IRL friends they're IRL friends

mint spear
#

They wouldn't have become IRL friends if they wasn't friends online.

grizzled onyx
#

Dude my friend i have in Aus and i have gone so many hardships with we have shared emotions talked through breakups financially supported eachother through some times and had amazing laughs i really dont understand what you mean AND we are about to meet in person

mint spear
#

I'm not just gunna meet up with random people.

vestal jay
#

yea, I guess you'll see though

#

given time

dusty magnet
#

i believe that a friend is someone i can talk to and trust, and enjoy their company regardless of if its physically being with each other or talking online.

mint spear
#

Agreed

#

I can't visit you guys (yet) but I welcome you into my home daily.

vestal jay
#

in that case

#

my psychologist is my friend

#

lol

#

no

#

literally any psycho can perform what you've defined as a friend

#

friendship, in a sad way, is like how people in the 90s described true love

mint spear
#

🤔

vestal jay
#

you can't explain to someone what it is

grizzled onyx
#

for as long as i have known some people online i highly doubt anything like your explaining would happen

vestal jay
#

but it's real, and there, and it doesn't just dwindle and it's full of gravity and truth. and when they go through hard things

#

you just get pulled in like gravity

#

and somehow you're always just there for each other

dusty magnet
#

hell sometimes you dont even need to enjoy their company all the time. my best friend in the whole wide world drives me up a fucking wall sometimes. but that doesnt ever deter me from how close we are

grizzled onyx
#

yes i get that for people you have just met online but i have known people for multiple years it just doesnt add up with what you are saying

undone moat
#

nmscord feels hours

vestal jay
#

my best friend cannot drive me up the wall

#

literally impossible

#

the more annoyed we get with eahc other the harder we're laughing

#

yea I knew people online for a decade

#

lol

dusty magnet
#

i beg to differ. if you spend enough time with them there's definitely something that you may find that annoys you and angers you

vestal jay
#

it wasn't even a portion of a real genuine one year friendship

#

yo I spend every single day all day with the same person from the age of 12 to 31

#

lol

#

we don't annoy each other at all

grizzled onyx
#

no one is perfect and there is always someone who may annoy you even if they are your best friend

vestal jay
#

I mean, like, we do on purpose and it's a source of hilarity

dusty magnet
#

okay. great. I'm just saying that friends are someone who will be there through thick and thin no matter what

grizzled onyx
#

^^^^ leave it at that

mint spear
vestal jay
#

yea but their own thick and thin and your thick and thin.

#

but to a real friend

#

those aren't different things

grizzled onyx
#

and who says that cant do that through online?

vestal jay
#

your thick is their thick and vice versa

dusty magnet
#

anyways we all have our different viewpoints. lets drop it.

grizzled onyx
#

alright

vestal jay
#

online you can't possibly be homeless with someone lol

#

or get stuck somewhere with them

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in a lift, in an awkward situation

dusty magnet
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lets drop it please.

grizzled onyx
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BUDY leave it

vestal jay
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they're online reading your post..

grizzled onyx
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dude

vestal jay
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lol

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don't theatre at me

grizzled onyx
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were just saying we have our own opinions and we are leaving it here

vestal jay
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cool, well done for you guys

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I wasn't finished yet

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thanks though.

grizzled onyx
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you made your point and we did not agree with it and we left it ok

dusty magnet
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any word beyond this will result in a warning and a mute. ive already asked twice to drop it

vestal jay
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I wasn't finished

grizzled onyx
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😑

vestal jay
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tennis has really great trophy ceremonies though

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that's the second gif I've seen of one

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they always do this slow pan, wide-shot of a darkened audience

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big silver, spotlit trophy and winner lol

dusty magnet
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damn tennis looks like a big deal lol

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i had no idea

vestal jay
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I know lol

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there's another one but I can't find it and it's ridiculous

grizzled onyx
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Parents went to a major match in aus recently but its not really my cup of tea

vestal jay
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mine either but their trophy ceremonies are kind of crazy

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they just look epic lol

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epic gamer moments

dusty magnet
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apparently people really like tennis 🤷

grizzled onyx
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🤷 never saw the interest just guys/girls hitting a ball back and forth

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dosent make sense to me but hey you do you i guess

sterile tartan
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I like hitting a ball back and forth. Watching it isn't fun to me tho

vestal jay
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the humans enjoy funny things in general really lol

grizzled onyx
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i can see interest in playing just cant see interest in watching

vestal jay
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lights on a square, cold liquid, warm liquid, breezes, certain materials being near or on them

sterile tartan
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.z.

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True

vestal jay
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chess is an interesting one

grizzled onyx
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love chess

vestal jay
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yea it's interesting. it looks so limiting

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but mathematically it's almost impossible to calculate the absolute number of possible games that could happen

dusty magnet
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wow its that complex?

grizzled onyx
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makes sense i mean the smallest amount of numbers can lead to insane amounts of combinations

vestal jay
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The number of legal chess positions is 10^40

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the number of different possible games, 10^120.

dusty magnet
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ive made a huge mistake

vestal jay
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but this is really like, weird because not every opening is equal. we have entire encyclopedia's that branch off purely on games that don't get won or lost instantly after for instances the kings pawn opening

dusty magnet
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i thought mt dew sounded good but good god i feel like shit now