#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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mint spear
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Fr tho what were y'all planning? @lost shore

silver mantle
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dude lego is still cool af

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my x-wing and tie fighter actually can shoot projectiles tho

fickle obsidian
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they also somehow found a bunch of tech decks as well as half-pipes somewhere in the store and yoo, nice

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their entire selection was just like, yo we found the cool stuff

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and this other kid got a mega buster!

silver mantle
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im super immature :c

fickle obsidian
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these kids today were gettin' wicked stuff

silver mantle
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i mean

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can't beat my childhood yo

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i went from floppy disc to blu-ray

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pretty exciting time

mint spear
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I still don't know what a floppy disk is

fickle obsidian
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bummed we didn't get the floppy ray

mint spear
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Like floppy? what?

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How did that work

lost shore
fickle obsidian
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same as most memory storage, electromagnetic thingums, in this case somethin' really thin and floppy but not tape

mint spear
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Funky

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Do any of you guys remember the VideoNow dvd player

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From the early 2000s

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That was the shit

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Some of my earliest memories watching spongebob in black and white and on the not illuminated screen lmao

silver mantle
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omg joe is amazing

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i've known all 3 of those

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my very first writing was stored on the 3 and a half (furthest right)

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so you know how a CD/DVD/Blu-Ray looks aye?

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that disc shape is stored within the square casing in each of those

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the disc was "floppy" so they put it into a protective casing

lost shore
silver mantle
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but everything from those disc which used to be the hard drive of an ancient PC to the HDD itself

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is a circular disc

mint spear
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It's disks all the way down

silver mantle
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the newest SSD is the revolution to a newly formed data storage device

inland grotto
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PSA to everyone with laptops: try not to drop your laptop, or get an SSD, because their hard drives are literally a glass disk in a casing.

silver mantle
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based on the idea that a small circuit board (USB) could store infomation on a massive scale and almost have instantanous readout

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a solid state drive is very much what it describes

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originally the idea was to make RAM obsolete because it could store information after shut down

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so boot up would be instantaneous

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instead of storing information temporarily on random access memory

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why am i explaining this?

inland grotto
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Why not?

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It’s interesting!

silver mantle
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oh

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well have you ever booted a system on an SSD compared to classic HDD?

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like let's not even get into how simple it is to boot a windows system now compared to a DOS one haha

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you used to be able to contain information and settings on a floppy disk in order to configure your system to individual games

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like DOOM used to require a boot disk depending on what system you ran

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put in the disk and then restart the PC and boom; specific to the game

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usually you were reallocating the memory

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both my parents were aces at this even though they grew up before computers existed

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and they taught me as a kid πŸ˜›

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i feel like im killing the chat by doing this tho

thorny crescent
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Nah, it's fine

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I kill chat regularly with my ramblings about VR, tbh

silver mantle
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wanna have a ramble off?

thorny crescent
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Sure

silver mantle
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are you though? πŸ˜›

thorny crescent
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Let's start off with reprojection

silver mantle
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ok but that's VR

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you can ramble at me about that

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as long as you don't mention anything i know about we're good

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though it does explain why i can see distant objects in VR even though i have eyesight problems irl

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😏

rare mauve
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any way goodnight friends

silver mantle
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nite

mint spear
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huge ass zip drive

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a whole 100mb

dusty magnet
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I'm currently watching Ralph breaks the internet rn and honestly I'm so mad that it's making me laugh

steep pagoda
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@dusty magnet Did you get to the fortnite parts yet?

dusty magnet
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Wait

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What

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Oh dear God..

steep pagoda
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@dusty magnet Oh so you don't know about that?

dusty magnet
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Nope

steep pagoda
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Well your in for a ride then

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Its referenced multiple times

dusty magnet
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Oh lord

steep pagoda
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Good luck with that

red basin
thorny crescent
mint spear
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πŸ‘Œ

thorny crescent
undone moat
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im gonna horse my horse to the told town horse

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I'm gonna

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horse

clever vessel
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till I can't horse horse

silent wagon
thorny crescent
torpid dust
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Alan Turing has been conf-

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You fuckers beat me to it

arctic eagle
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Winston Churchill and Alan Turing are the most fuckable guys ever tbh

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Glad they're on bank notes

undone moat
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[british history intensifies]

magic cloak
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I feel so bad for alan

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All the stuff he had to endure in his time

unborn wasp
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everyone endures stuff. do what you do and move on. grin and bear it. that should be the lessen learned. the world's never going to be perfect, don't let that hold you back.

magic cloak
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He literally killed himself due to people being shitty to him

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If people stopped interfering with what anyone else does with their thingies,it would stop that from happening

unborn wasp
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people are always going to be shitty to other people. suicide isn't a solution, it's an escape. the lesson to be learned is figure out a way to deal with people being shitty to each other and move on.

thorny crescent
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I can't help but feel that Bane's statement is being super insensitive- like saying "suck it up and live" in a racially prejudiced period

unborn wasp
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the world is horrible sometimes. have to learn to live with it or find ways to change it a little to make it less horrible. but yes, the fact of the matter is people have to learn how to deal with it. absolutely, suck it up and live. you can choose to do that or you can choose to not live. i suggest the choice to live is superior.

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that's not being insensitive, that's calling a spade a spade.

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i'm very sensitive to how horrible the world can be.

open bane
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it's extremely insensitive

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Literally chemically castrated for being gay, but nah suck it up

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I seem to remember you being one of the "stop pushing a political agenda" people for pride month too, so I guess I'm not surprised.

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I'd you haven't actually been a victim of the extreme prejudice these people have faced, it's not your place to tell them how to handle it. It's ignorant and yes, insensitive

civic ferry
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If Google maps shows buildings, there's nothing classified there

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Google cloaks classified buildings with terrain

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Source: worked across from a Raytheon and was confused as hell trying to follow the map

mint spear
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I think the mystery surrounding is definite fuel for theories.
I do believe it was basically confirmed to be a test site for aircraft, research and development etc.

civic ferry
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Well yeah

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It's also a convenient distraction for conspiracy prone people who might otherwise be a pain elsewhere

silent wagon
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It has a dedicated airport terminal in Vegas, it's not THAT secret πŸ˜‚

mint spear
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The terminal is for workers only though, because it is that classified.

open bane
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That Google maps theory isn't true, buildings with classified info can be shown

dusty magnet
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i wonder what other secrets are being held from us

open bane
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I worked at an air Force research lab and it was on there

civic ferry
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If they want to, they can. I suppose.

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Cloaking 51 would just add more theory fodder, heh

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Really though, I was very confused because I knew my work's name and road, but not number. Multiple along it. and I knew Raytheon was there and not tree covered.

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But nope. All trees.

silent wagon
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All we've seen Area 51 do is launch uber-high tech (for the time) stealth planes back in the '60's

old carbon
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i live by area 51

dusty magnet
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wtf man o war are fucking way cool

open bane
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Could've also been an old Google maps photo

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That's happened with apartments I've lived at that were recently built

civic ferry
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No. Raytheon has been there for decades

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This is MA. A Raytheon in every other town.

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They had to clear some out to downsize

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Had several relatives work for them

mint spear
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I found a Youtube channel called MuchDank and all the videos are the best thing I've ever watched.

clever vessel
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7

mint spear
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7

dusty magnet
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7

restive haven
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This is messed up -- saw this yesterday

mint spear
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we are drugged out

dusty magnet
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Drugs r good

mint spear
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Obama was on opiods.

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These guys make food for strangers in the strangers’ homes. I hope this takes off lol

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"Check this before you go putting steaks on people, I'm not a Doctor."

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omy i love this

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This lady is genuinely awesome.

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Yeah it basically grew in views by a large margin overnight

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Someone on Reddit linked it and they love it too. It’s got a wholesome aura to it

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Or at least I think it hit Reddit somewhere. I read it at some site and found it there

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yeah it's really wholesome

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I hope they carry this on, I enjoyed that more than I thought I would tbh.

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it's really nice

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I kr

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I thought it would be annoying and awkward at first

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but these guys are cool

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The first episode was hilarious because they knocked on the door of a professional chef

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really

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omylord

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I need to watch that NOW

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I'm watching that now but nobody answered the door yet.

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Very ironic

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"Oh we've walked into a published chefs house to make him lunch."

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hahahaa

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I love this

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This is amazing

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I hope they keep this up

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I love how he's recording them make food

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Yeah lol. They must’ve caught wind of the popularity surge because they made a new episode almost immediately after a hiatus

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Jesus, it’s been nine months actually since the one before the newest one

silent wagon
silent wagon
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@dusty magnet Hawkeye is a kickass rock singer and I had no idea πŸ˜„

dusty magnet
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ill give it a listen

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oh holy shit

mint spear
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you might like

dusty magnet
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hes like

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actually really good

silent wagon
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RIGHT???

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Kingsman prequel 😍😍😍

torpid dust
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I may have created something fundamentally impossible with Universe Sandbox

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I've managed to create a sustainable system where life on Earth could live with an average temperature of 15.3c that orbits an Impossible Sun, which is the burning infinitely dense remnant of a supernova

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Not only that but one of the orbiting planets has self-generated a sustainable atmosphere despite having a surface temperature of 121c

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...and it just spawned itself an ocean

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On a 121c planet

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What the fuck

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And an asteroid just became a fully-fledged planet despite weighing little more than one thousandth of our moon

steep pagoda
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Lol that's pretty weird

torpid dust
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Ah

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My impossible sun just went supernova

ripe jackal
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aw

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can you make a moon that's haunted

torpid dust
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And created possibly the brightest light I've seen in this game, it's light can be seen from over 10000AU away

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I can make a moon, cannot guarantee haunt

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And also my supernova is also a black hole

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This is a physical contradiction

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Pretty sure stars aren't allowed to do both of those things

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Holy fucking shit

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The black hole got so dense it swallowed itself

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What the fuck, this system is wack

ripe jackal
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,,,,,, what

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dont black holes only spit out radiation

torpid dust
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Yes

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And they also can't collapse on themselves I'm pretty sure

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But this one just did, and it dust lmao

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Oh wait no HOLY SHIT

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It didn't collapse on itself

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It got a bajillion times bigger

steep pagoda
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Yeah that's definitely not normal

torpid dust
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I thought it vanished but I just zoomed out and there's a noticeable event horizon around my whole supernova

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I think I just created an ultramassive black hole haha

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Visible from 15222 light years away, yikes

ripe jackal
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black holes shrink over time i think

steep pagoda
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Yeah I heard about that.

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I think it has something to do with Hawking radiation

ripe jackal
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mhm

torpid dust
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Okay I fast forwarded over 2bn Google years

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And it only just burnt out

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It took 21979286G years for that supernova to burn out

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That is an unfathomable amount older than the universe itself

dusty magnet
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thats a lot of years

mint spear
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Maybe you've discovered something new

silver mantle
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nyx broke the universe

silver mantle
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i might have to check this out sometime tho and see if i can do wonky things with it :3

mint spear
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I would if my PC wasn't complete and utter fucking garbage

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I wonder if it has semi-realistic orbital mechanics

silver mantle
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im pretty sure its got at least semi-realistic mechanics

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it looks like it can go to some extremes tho

delicate ermine
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Going to go make some butter chicken. Love you guys.

rare mauve
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Have fun

nova sky
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is this an official nms discord run by hello games ?

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or a nms discord affiliated to or for nms πŸ˜ƒ

ornate fable
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Not run by Hello Games, just a discord for NMS

rare mauve
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This is the offical NMS server tho

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i think

dusty magnet
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The officially unofficial discord for NMS

nova sky
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oh okay cool is it specified toward any particular group for nms or just a place to meat nms players

ornate fable
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just a place you can meet all sort of NMS fans

nova sky
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so one could privetly dm a person they know for awhile with there discord info to continue there communication without a problem then correct?

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i mean not spam inv but people you know and play with on a regular

rare mauve
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I think so

silent wagon
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Why did I just read a huge creepypasta written from the POV of a forest Search and Rescue person

delicate ermine
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Was that one of those ones about finding staircases in the woods?

silent wagon
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Yee

delicate ermine
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Love those.

silent wagon
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It was the full 8-part "interview" with the SAR person

delicate ermine
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Nice. You have a link?

silent wagon
delicate ermine
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Awesome.

inland grotto
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Anyone know of a good brand/model of cheap wireless headphones?

inland grotto
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Thanks!

silver mantle
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Driving just keeps getting worse; dude ran into me on the way into work today πŸ˜‘

rare mauve
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Are you ok?

silver mantle
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Yeah

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Just some idiot not paying attention at a stop light

rare mauve
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That’s good that you are ok

silver mantle
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I usually try to be extra vigilant and defensive driving-wise but there wasn't really any way to avoid this cuz we were stopped

sterile tartan
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I got an app that identifies plants and bugs and stuff with pictures

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I'm glad you're okay btw

silver mantle
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Thanks guys <3 yeah it was more aggravating than anything

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Does it do mushrooms?

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That'd be useful in my backyard cuz I have no idea what the edible ones look like

mint spear
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I have a proven method for mushrooms

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Eat whatever you see, whatever ones don't end up killing you are good

silver mantle
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Someone at some point had to have done that right?

clever vessel
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I eat whatever buildings I see

rare mauve
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Goodnight friends

silver mantle
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Goodnight!

steep pagoda
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@rare mauve Goodnight

dusty magnet
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What's up internet fuckers

mint spear
dusty magnet
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Aye I love it

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I wanna go there

mint spear
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Me 2 tbh

dusty magnet
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fly me to the moon

mint spear
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Let me play among the stars πŸ’¦ πŸ’¦ πŸ’¦ πŸ’¦ πŸ‘† 😀 😩 πŸ’¦

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I'm bored

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& tired

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Oy vey

dusty magnet
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Aye same

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I rage quit battlefield so now I'm laying in bed crying because my internet is scuffed

mint spear
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Bfv?

dusty magnet
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4

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The last good one

mint spear
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4 is best

dusty magnet
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Indeed

sterile tartan
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Yes, it does mushrooms @silver mantle, but it doesn't know everything

mint spear
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I fucking lived in that game

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Golmud is fav

dusty magnet
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Golmud best map

mint spear
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I'm the bitch who snipes from the far hill with an sr61 or what ever it's called

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Lmao

dusty magnet
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What class you roll with?

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Oh haha

mint spear
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Recon

dusty magnet
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Nice

mint spear
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Sometimes engineer

dusty magnet
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Yeah same

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I main engineer but use recon quite frequently

mint spear
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Maybe assault if I wanna grind on locker, but fuck locker

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Lmao

dusty magnet
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Dude fr

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I can't stand that map

mint spear
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Absolute meat grinder

dusty magnet
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No kidsing

mint spear
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Basically spam frags

dusty magnet
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Kidding

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My fav thing to do is fly around in a scout heli

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I'm a god tier pilot

mint spear
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Oh god

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Good heli players trigger me so much

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lol

dusty magnet
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Dude fr

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It's funny tho cause I can't fly an attack chopper for shit

mint spear
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Peeps who go 87-0

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What rank are you at?

dusty magnet
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Depends on which account

mint spear
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Last I checked I think I was mid 80s

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On ps4

dusty magnet
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PS4 main: 112
PS4 secondary: 62
Xbox: 43
PC: 21

mint spear
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Damn bruh u sick

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How's the ps4 community doing? I should get back into it tbh

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It's so addicting

dusty magnet
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It's actually not too bad

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I find it harder to find a server on PC than on ps4

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In fact I think PS4 still has DICE servers up

mint spear
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Damn

dusty magnet
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For conquest large that is, idk about the other gamemodes

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I've literally only played conquest since launch

mint spear
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I remember just hopping into 3200 ticket golmud servers and going to town. Good times

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Yeah me too

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Big conquest guy

dusty magnet
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Frfr

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Yeah man golmud is where it's at. It's got everything in it

mint spear
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Yeah urban, long distance, vehicles

dusty magnet
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I love the tank fights by F

mint spear
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Yeah fr

dusty magnet
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Not a fan of the AA spammers tho aeyes2

mint spear
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😩

dusty magnet
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Who sit in the fucking AA tanks all game

mint spear
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Idiots

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😩

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And they hide by the spawn points

dusty magnet
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Exactly

mint spear
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Bruh best thing ever is golmud on hardcore, parachuting onto a powerline, then fucking wiping the other team lmao

dusty magnet
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Hahaha yess

mint spear
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I wanna play rn but I dont have ps plus aeyes aeyes aeyes aeyes aeyes aeyes aeyes aeyes aeyes

fickle obsidian
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RIP

dusty magnet
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😩

fickle obsidian
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fuck the man, man

dusty magnet
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Well said leon

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Btw wtf does your name mean leon

mint spear
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I swear to god if beyond makes ps plus required aeyes aeyes aeyes aeyes aeyes aeyes2 aeyes aeyes2 aeyes aeyes2 aeyes aeyes2 aeyes aeyes2 aeyes aeyes2 aeyes aeyes2 aeyes aeyes2 aeyes aeyes2 aeyes aeyes2 aeyes

dusty magnet
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I've yet to figure it out

fickle obsidian
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i mean next already made parts of multi ps plus required

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so rip

mint spear
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Did it?

fickle obsidian
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yeah

mint spear
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TIL

dusty magnet
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Damb :(

mint spear
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What parts

fickle obsidian
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the whole player model business

mint spear
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Mind you I had it back then

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Ah

dusty magnet
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Just get it on PC lol

fickle obsidian
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ambient is still free

mint spear
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I see

fickle obsidian
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but wanna see those hot bods gotta fork over cash

dusty magnet
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$$$

fickle obsidian
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Sony's a shitty pimp

mint spear
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Well fuck, there goes probably half of the new update for me lmao

dusty magnet
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I feel like I just bought something ps related

steep pagoda
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Yeah I don't think that the entire game would require the online membership. Just certain multiplayer aspects

dusty magnet
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Oh fuck

mint spear
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Oh god

dusty magnet
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It was a whole ass PS4 am I stupid

lost shore
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How.....do you forget that

fickle obsidian
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WHOA WAIT

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They made a PS4 in the shape of an ASS?!

mint spear
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Nice

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I have 2 ps4's because I had a launch one, bought a psvr, found out the usb slots didn't work (are you fucking kidding me) so I bought a pro

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Then I got an xbox one for free when I got a small TV

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Which I literally never use at all

fickle obsidian
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wait what

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maybe i'm forgetting but you mean the front usb ports right (are there even rear ones?)

dusty magnet
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I don't think there are rear ones

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I've got two ps4s at my friend's house cause I'm too fucking lazy to pack them up and bring them here

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Ones a launch and the other is the newest pro

mint spear
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Yeah leon

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Front ones. psvr needs one of em, neither worked

fickle obsidian
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okay yeah, what. how...did you not catch that sooner? πŸ€”

dusty magnet
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How do I spell fondue

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Thanks

fickle obsidian
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i'm guessing you charged the controllers some other way?

mint spear
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Yeah out of the wall by my bed lol

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Since im lazy

fickle obsidian
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lol fair

mint spear
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πŸ‘†

fickle obsidian
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i keep a controller charging next to my bed too, via my Vita charging cable

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But before that I always used the ones on the PS4 itself

dusty magnet
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I've got a ps5

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And ps6

mint spear
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Ayo bruh

dusty magnet
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My uncle is sony

mint spear
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I have a ps-1

fickle obsidian
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Your Sony is Uncle?

dusty magnet
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Is that as in ps1 or ps negative 1

mint spear
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You plug controllers into your uncle

dusty magnet
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Yes

mint spear
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Negative uno

dusty magnet
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Does the game play you?

mint spear
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It vores you

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In 4d

dusty magnet
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Is life 5d

fickle obsidian
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5d4d

silver mantle
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9d

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I got curious and looked up a d1; its just a mobius strip

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Ahhh the AC in this office is too strong in turning into an icicle 😰

mint spear
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I like making mobius strips with paper

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Super easy too

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Lmao

fickle obsidian
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scleras became hair

silver mantle
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Thats like horrific

silver mantle
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I should just start rambling so it scrolls away

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I think its scaring everyone off

thorny crescent
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Let's talk about this particular BOTW shrine

mint spear
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Good ol meme

thorny crescent
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Evocative meme

mint spear
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Evacado

mint spear
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I'm trying to destroy data on a flash memory chip so I have cut the end off a plug and exposed the wires, I'm gunna submerge the flash chip in water and run 240v of electric through that bish and hope that'll destroy the data.

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Either that or I will get electrocuted and die.

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So either way is win/win.

thorny crescent
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..are there any other alternatives

mint spear
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I mean, probably.

magic cloak
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You are 96% crazy

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There are other ways to do it safely

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Like eating it after grinding it , mixing it with juice

open bane
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Just physically destroying the actual chip is enough lol

mint spear
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Yeah but that doesn't fun at all.

open bane
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And I know you value your security but unless these are like tax documents it's kind of overkill to completely destroy the chip

mint spear
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Yes sir.

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Exactly right.

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Business info, customer data etc.

open bane
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ahh gotcha

mint spear
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I thought I'd try something wild and overkill.

open bane
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Just drop it in a fire outside

mint spear
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Actually that could work.

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Still somewhat fun.

open bane
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Take the plastic casing off first tho

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Cause burning plastic isn't very tasty

thorny crescent
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or just eat it, like a switch cartridge

mint spear
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Eww no, Switch cartridge tastes disgusting.

magic cloak
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Wait what kinda business is it.hex confirmed working for james bond

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😳

thorny crescent
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hex is part of HG, and he is destroying the Beyond update which exists solely on that flash drive and no other backups or commits exist

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we need to stop him

open bane
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At this point let him

somber tundra
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@mint spear I miss angryeyes hex

thorny crescent
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you mean aeyes

somber tundra
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also anyone remember that time someone handed out like 500 bans in 5 minutes

thorny crescent
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#gulag time

magic cloak
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Gulag is a thing?

mint spear
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Aight bois, this is where I accidentally electrocute myself.

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Gunna be fun πŸ‘Œ

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brb

lost shore
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bai

#

lol

mint spear
#

Not gunna lie but that was the dumbest thing I ever done.

#

It tripped my electric and cut the power to the house.

#

I mean, I dunno wtf I expected.

#

Guess I'll just stick with Zoids idea of setting it on fire.

#

What a fucking idiot I am.

#

Lmao

#

FFS

silver mantle
#

Coulda microwaved it but that might've gone the same route

mint spear
#

I don't have a microwave but I'm kinda glad I don't cause I would have used it.

silver mantle
#

Tends to ruin the microwave

#

Coulda done what folks 'round these parts would done; shoot eet!

open bane
#

Turns out shorting your wall power doesn't work

#

Just bake it to unseat the flash chip then light it on fire outside

mint spear
#

Yeah that's what I'm gunna do.

#

I should have just done that when you suggested it.

#

🀦

open bane
#

Eh this is more fun lol

thorny crescent
#

You shoulda just eaten it

open bane
#

Shoulda eaten me tbh

magic cloak
#

You could have bought a magnifying glass and focused the sun on the chip

thorny crescent
#

Fun poop times

open bane
#

Poop on it

#

Then no one will want to touch

#

Safe

thorny crescent
#

No, eat it and then try to get it out of your arsehole

open bane
#

Actually the board is small enough for flash drives that you probably dont need to bother unseating the chip

mint spear
#

πŸ˜‚

#

eat it and shid it out

#

I'll try that next if the fire doesn't work

thorny crescent
#

"Ooer! They don't make kidney stones like they used to"

silver mantle
#

I cant come up with anything clever to say my brain is shutting down blobdead

open bane
#

If you have a Dremel you could just grind it in half

#

Spank it a little

#

Call it a slut

magic cloak
#

I think people would not really care

mint spear
#

Excuse but I care.

#

The advice I'm getting right now is very useful.

open bane
#

If I were in the market for a {what hex does for a living} I'd def be attracted to the dedication to destroying data

thorny crescent
#

If I were in the market for a comfy work-at-home programmer position- me too

#

Unspeakably jealous, but well earned

mint spear
#

And yet I'm literally weeks away from calling it quits.

#

Kinda stupid of me tbh but yeah.

magic cloak
#

I meant you don't have to go to such extents to destroy data

mint spear
#

I do.

magic cloak
#

Simple formatting would do

mint spear
#

No.

#

Chance of recovery is > 0.

#

I need chance of recovery to be absolute 0.

thorny crescent
#

wow those are some complex maths

open bane
#

Format then use men in black memory erasers

thorny crescent
#

amazingly hard

open bane
#

Me

thorny crescent
silver mantle
#

What if you could chill it to absolute 0

open bane
#

Then shatter

thorny crescent
#

boom, mista freeze

open bane
#

Please share πŸ€—

thorny crescent
#

1616161616161616
Expires on 6/16
616
πŸ’¦

#

my birthday was on 6/16, actually

#

so everyone's now one step closer to finding out my credit card credentials

open bane
#

Wow thank you

clever vessel
magic cloak
#

What the fuck is happening in that pic

mint spear
#

Magic

clever vessel
#

Not minding personal space and laughing

#

And a tiny sprinkle of magic from the Harry Potter himself

undone moat
ripe jackal
#

da mn

clever vessel
#

The mega biologist is off to the left

ripe jackal
#

yes

unborn wasp
#

put a picture of the Alien queen labeled "Xenobiologist"

sterile tartan
young horizon
#

πŸ‘

sterile tartan
young horizon
#

πŸ‘‹

sterile tartan
#

How are things

young horizon
#

Things are good; I'm tired but have coffee. how about you?

sterile tartan
#

Same. Tired, don't have coffee yet but I have food

young horizon
#

Food is a good alternative. Now I'm hungry too hah

sterile tartan
#

Lol

#

Gonna get coffee shortly at least

#

Or at least something caffeinated

young horizon
#

Good shout!

sterile tartan
#

My species identification app was pretty sure that moss was an animal, because it was on dirt so it couldn't figure it out

#

"Idk it's round and fuzzy so... It's an animal I guess"

clever vessel
#

I throw coffee beans down my pants and do 764 spins real fast right when I jump out of bed to get me goin. And when I say jump, I mean I jump into space and the stars and Moon are like 'whoa there buddy'

sterile tartan
#

Seems legit

mint spear
#

Internet tech guy here seeing if he can fix my disconnection issues.

#

Hopefully he can.

young horizon
#

Species identification app sounds πŸ‘Œ

magic cloak
#

Hi matt

#

Long time

young horizon
#

Hi gamer! No time is right - hows things

mint spear
#

i have an app that identifies plants

#

sooooooo that's kinda neato

magic cloak
#

Things are packed

mint spear
#

hi gamer πŸ˜„

magic cloak
#

So packed my sleep is getting fucked

mint spear
#

moving?

magic cloak
#

Otherwise its πŸ‘

#

No packed as in tight schedule

mint spear
#

ohhh x(

young horizon
#

don't let it all get on top of you - sleep is important.
but sometimes, sacrifices gotta be made temporarily to make things work

magic cloak
#

I can't function properly without sleep and i can't find time to sleep

#

So its a endless cycle

young horizon
#

Youve got to make that time. Some people can sacrifice some sleep hours. If you can't - sacrifice something else. There's gotta be something you can make more efficient or take less time

magic cloak
#

I wait for beyond to offer some nice relaxation

sterile tartan
#

@young horizon it's called Seek. There are similar ones with higher reviews but the Seek one was recommended by a NatGeo site

magic cloak
#

Coffee Is a good friend in these times

#

At least it manages to keep me awake through 12 hours

sterile tartan
#

"I feel sick. You know what sounds good? Flavored redbull from the coffee shop" -me

magic cloak
#

🀣

young horizon
#

That sounds awesome, thanks man. I'll check it out

sterile tartan
#

It doesn't know a lot of plants ive noticed

#

Or it's just being super picky about camera angles, idk

magic cloak
#

How is everything verified?

#

Like if you picture a new plant not in its database

#

And you give it some bs name

#

What happens then

sterile tartan
#

It doesn't let you name things, sadly

magic cloak
#

Oh

#

Then how is the database expanded

sterile tartan
#

It just guesses what classification is closest, as per the picture. Uhh... Idk but it was made by the WWF so I guess They figure out the ones it doesn't know for future reference

#

Eventually

young horizon
#

I bet they can review all "unrecognised" stuff and train based on that

sterile tartan
#

Probably

young horizon
#

Since every pic you take will be sent to them, verified or not

sterile tartan
#

Yeah. It's all on their database

magic cloak
#

Hmmm

#

Some poor lad will be sorting through all these pics

sterile tartan
#

They could go "Oh shit we forgot that one"

#

O h

magic cloak
#

That poor lad will have to come across and delete the frequent lewd pics

sterile tartan
#

"I wonder what species it thinks my genitals are"

magic cloak
#

🀣

sterile tartan
#

-some guy probably

magic cloak
#

Atleast its progress

#

To take a pic and know what some plant is

#

Its like a scanner from the shows

sterile tartan
#

You can give it stuff from your gallery too. If you had a cool pic of a flower or whatever and wanted to know

#

I have to relocate a pic of a weird bug I found once and see if it knows what it is

magic cloak
sterile tartan
#

Gonna be a lot of combing through Google photos to find it

#

It only does recent gallery

#

After work though cuz I have like
Five minutes

magic cloak
#

Yeah

dusty magnet
#

Why do I feel guilty about being able to pick my own hours and choosing not to go in

mint spear
magic cloak
#

🀣

mint spear
#

holycrap the graphics in detroid game

undone moat
magic cloak
mint spear
#

nice

undone moat
#

IT SMELLS LIKE GRAVY IN HERE

dusty magnet
#

Okay I slept like 10 hours why am I sleepy

mint spear
#

Over sleeping makes you sleepy

#

Sleep hormones yo

mint spear
#

fuck those

undone moat
steep pagoda
#

When did they post that?

undone moat
#

8 minutes ago

steep pagoda
#

Nice. So there's plenty of time then

#

Are there restrictions to this?

undone moat
#

idk lol

steep pagoda
#

Guess I'll consider this then

clever vessel
#

Thor 2 suked

#

succced

undone moat
#

why does linus sound so

#

so much like linus

clever vessel
#

lions

dusty magnet
#

guys what should i name my new minecraft world

mint spear
#

No Mans Craft

dusty magnet
unborn wasp
#

No Mine's Craft

dusty magnet
#

fuck

nova sky
mint spear
#

God this day is dull.

sterile tartan
#

I identified that odd bug I was talking about. Found the picture

ripe jackal
#

cute

sterile tartan
#

It was in the house, and I proposed that it crawl into the cup. It listened without any problem and sat there for the picture before leaving

#

Beetle types are usually pretty chill anyway

undone moat
#

and I'm planning to do more

restive haven
#

One of my vintage systems got featured in a book

#

yay

#

DOOM was developed on a NeXT system such as this

dusty magnet
#

my internet is deaded imma cry

silver mantle
#

Nice, congrats! @restive haven

#

I wonder if my projects GF scale will ever go down... Its off the scale atm blobnervous

undone moat
ripe jackal
#

Make NASA suros logo

undone moat
lilac pumice
#

I like that color palette

#

: )

undone moat
#

feel free to use it if you want, I'm just gonna keep messing around with the worm logo

silent wagon
#

I read that as "Worms logo" πŸ˜„

#

I miss Worms, they were best games

silver mantle
#

I liked Worms and Scorched Earth

unborn wasp
#

Scorched Earth, yay

silent wagon
#

Was that the tank one? Didn't play much of it but my dad had it on our computer when I was a kid

unborn wasp
#

yeah

#

don't much like the new 3d one

#

but the old 2d one was a blast.

silver mantle
#

The part I dont like most about shellshock live is that it isnt turn based

silent wagon
#

I was hella into Worms tho, fuckin loved those games

silver mantle
#

Itd be like every worm attacking at once

unborn wasp
#

yeah worms was similar but a bit later

silver mantle
#

I always liked setting the chance for super weapons outta crates as high as possible

#

They were so rare it was cool to see them

undone moat
sterile tartan
undone moat
#

michael buble

sterile tartan
#

Ye

undone moat
dusty magnet
#

nasa

steep pagoda
#

I like Nasa

clever vessel
#

I like bubble

steep pagoda
#

I have at least 1-2 shirts with NASA on it

undone moat
#

I just really like the worm logo lol

#

and I'm lowkey trying to create a wallpaper for myself from it

clever vessel
#

Good luck

steep pagoda
clever vessel
#

Ubble

#

B

undone moat
#

baubles

steep pagoda
#

πŸ‘

undone moat
#

I made a few more but I've already flooded the chat

queen cipher
#

How about half the population give their money to the other half so that we can have ww3

unborn wasp
#

sounds like fun

mint spear
silver mantle
#

This probably sounds dumb but I just realized the clock makes one full rotation before I go home

mint spear
#

thats life

silver mantle
#

Ok

magic jay
restive haven
#

@mint spear What was the quantity of pills that Kanye claims to have had to take?

mint spear
#

7

restive haven
#

Thank you.

mint spear
#

The annoying thing is I literally learned that just the other day cause of a meme youtube channel.

restive haven
clever vessel
#

7

civic ferry
#

Pills for what?

#

STDs?

open bane
mint spear
#

7

magic cloak
#

Brb

mint spear
#

Obama was on opiods

magic cloak
#

Is it like air pods but a short form of saying a new tech

#

😳

mint spear
#

oh my god he has airpods in oh my god he can't hear us oh my god

clever vessel
#

Hairpods

mint spear
#

Nice

#

Guys Sean tweeted today

#

One year ago

#

😳

#

Happy NEXT Birthday!

plucky briar
#

Happy NEXT

mint spear
#

Happy

plucky briar
#

Happ?

clever vessel
#

Hap?

mint spear
#

Ha?

arctic eagle
#

they're all the same

mint spear
#

Shut up

arctic eagle
#

just because I'm right

mint spear
#

No because you're wrong

clever vessel
#

H?

#

@mint spear thaks birb

mint spear
#

No probel

#

M

clever vessel
#

Sean

#

Whoops

mint spear
#

Wrong chat dude

#

Fuck

clever vessel
#

Oh I'm sorry

#

Thaks birb

mint spear
#

Shawn prurie is mean

#

And now I must die

clever vessel
#

I'll catch your ghost in a jar and feed to my children

sweet smelt
#

Hello mates

#

I'm new here

#

Life is great

mint spear
#

Dear god

#

lol mods done fucked up

rich flame
#

Holy shit

mint spear
#

Fantastic job as always chaps

rich flame
#

Incredible fuck up

queen cipher
#

bruh

mint spear
#

Moment

#

πŸ‘Œ

#

Shouldn’t have muted everyone to begin with tbh

#

Ngl hex that was hilarious

#

Such a backfire lol

rich flame
#

I've legit never seen something like this happen in a server

mint spear
#

Fucking Nyx.

rich flame
#

Incredible

queen cipher
#

It was very funny

mint spear
#

26,000 pings

#

lmao 5 minute long slow mode

#

I thought I would have to wait until release to see the chat at 100mph

rich flame
#

I'm not even sure what's going on

mint spear
#

isnt 5 minutes the maximum

#

we got trolled

sweet smelt
#

I'm scared What did I witnessseanvrrainbow

mint spear
#

mods pinged everyone

sweet smelt
#

I'm a sad and lonely person...

mint spear
#

k

queen cipher
#

Mods are very tingly

surreal coyote
#

so mods have their own circlejerk and regular members wait 5 minutes

#

nah

#

muted channel, thanks

cerulean hound
#

what the fuck is going on

queen cipher
undone moat
#

jesus fucking christ

#

the LAST thing we needed was this

#

come on

solar python
#

Anyone else wanting to be blocked?

queen cipher
#

i think ryan trying to say the mod team is scuffed

#

idk tho

mint spear
#

This is the best thing I ever witnessed tbh.

rich flame
#

Can someone like explain what happened

#

I just was here right after the ping

#

Surprised I even saw it

queen cipher
mint spear
#

^

rich flame
#

After what

mint spear
#

Everyone got pinged.

rich flame
#

Just nothing

cerulean hound
undone moat
rich flame
#

What

mint spear
#

πŸ‘Œ

past gorge
#

man

#

talk about a big woops

mint spear
#

No big woops.

#

Absolutely intentional.

past gorge
#

they still haven't added Phone verification?

#

I really hope it wasn't intentional tho'

cerulean hound
#

that's retarded if that was intentional

lucid geode
#

haha I love the fan theories people are coming up with as to why they were pinged without actually reading what happened.

#

the mods accounts are compromised!! zorgz

past gorge
#

hey there Orbit

#

long time no see

#

let me grab an old one to remember

#

but yes

#

big oof

mint spear
#

blorbo bv

#

where's the new video slandering HG

#

yes

#

I made waffles

#

with blueberries

#

topped with homemade whipped cream and huckleberries

open bane
#

I think Ryan is gonna cry if we aren't careful

mint spear
#

i'll eat his ass

#

he better cry

#

I would start spamming here but i'm not really in a mute mood

solar python
#

... yet

open bane
#

It's ok you can cry

#

Let it out

#

It feels good

past gorge
#

hey

rich flame
#

This was actually all a scheme to get this server active

past gorge
#

could be worse, could be like when I got into the team

lucid geode
#

this has been extremely entertaining

past gorge
#

literally all mods unbanning people and everyone joining to spam Sean

rich flame
#

Because I haven't seen you in like a year bro @raven plaza

lucid geode
#

Can't believe I was going to sleep! This is much better

past gorge
#

right after the meltdown that almost ended the sub and discord server

#

it was a hectic time

#

spam "Sean" literally

dusty magnet
#

good god what is happening

mint spear
#

i dare someone to turn on notifications for all messages

open bane
#

Nmu

lucid geode
#

I think you mean good sean, and the seanwave is what happened

mint spear
#

MODS ARE DEAD, LONG LIVE THE MODS

solar python
#

An admin tagged @everyone in an attempt to mute them all, but failed @dusty magnet

#

and pinged instead

mint spear
#

yeas

rich flame
#

@mint spear wish me luck

#

God

mint spear
#

nyx was a turd

#

same

rich flame
#

Terrible idea

mint spear
#

I miss it when glorbo TV was mod

#

my ears

arctic eagle
#

this is great I love it

magic cloak
#

Tf is happening here

mint spear
#

therye already bleedy

magic cloak
#

😳

mint spear
#

those were the days

rich flame
#

It's not even doing anything @mint spear

mint spear
#

theres too much

#

server meltdown lol @magic cloak

magic cloak
#

Lmao that everyone ping

#

🀣

queen cipher
#

They might aswell release Beyond before theres a civil war

past gorge
#

Understandably, tho'

hoary ermine
#

yo gamers have you heard of this one thing called CyckaLoop16?

rich flame
#

I've actually never seen something this bad

#

From like mods

hoary ermine
#

Because i sure haven't

mint spear
#

@everyone

past gorge
#

it's not a random dumb server, it's fucking partnered

#

plus huge

#

plus on the spotlight

queen cipher
#

Is CYcka still here?

hoary ermine
#

@queen cipher only in your heart

mint spear
#

what the fuck is spotlight ryan

queen cipher
#

f

hoary ermine
#

spotlight ryan uh moonlight ryan

past gorge
#

I am not Ryan you dip

hoary ermine
#

I DEFINITELY AM NOT IN A DISCORD CALL WITH CYCKALOOP16

#

I DO NOT KNOW HIM

past gorge
#

ok

mint spear
#

same shit different pile @past gorge

past gorge
#

Hey

#

I was always with you fuckers

mint spear
#

lol

past gorge
#

and this is how you pay me

mint spear
#

😎

#

love you babe

magic cloak
#

Hi gall

#

Lol

mint spear
#

slow mode is the mods stand

past gorge
#

hey

magic cloak
#

Server is imploding

mint spear
#

yes

#

just like my anus

magic cloak
#

Whale would have loved this

rich flame
#

Has this type of shit been happening for a while

mint spear
#

@thorny crescent

magic cloak
#

No

past gorge
#

not that I know of

rich flame
#

I've had this server muted for like a long time

#

Oh ok

#

I mean like tensioj

mint spear
#

this is honestly the first time since NEXT launch

rich flame
#

With the mods

mint spear
#

WHAT DOES PARTNERED MEan

past gorge
#

you only do Everyone pings for very, and I REALLY mean Very important shit

#

any server with 500+ users becomes... like this... when you do an everyone ping

rich flame
#

Yeah I was sure something actually happened with the update

past gorge
#

AND that is ignoring the fact that unlike @here it will continue ping for days

#

so expect this shit to extend for the next 2-3 days

#

πŸ‘ŒπŸΏ

mint spear
queen cipher
#

The only person that should beable to use @everybody is @queen cipher

past gorge
#

Jokes aside

rich flame
#

I mean nah itll slow down @past gorge

past gorge
#

nobody should have everyone and here perms

#

only the owner

rich flame
#

I should be the only one with @everyone perms

past gorge
#

why do you need those perms AS A MODERATOR

#

there's a reason why there's admins

rich flame
#

If you guys hate being pinged so much anyways

past gorge
#

it's not about hating being pinged

mint spear
#

Nobody has said it was an accident. 🀷

past gorge
#

it's basic etiquette (funnily enough)

#

if it wasn't an accident it was actually retarded

queen cipher
#

it was an accident

mint spear
#

I say we hang draw and quarter nyx. All in favour say aye

rich flame
#

Yeah I've never seen like mods just fuck their own server up at this level

past gorge
#

I've seen worse, but that ping?

mint spear
#

This is genuinely the best free entertainment I have had for a LONG time.

#

yeah fr

#

lot's of drama coin

past gorge
#

you don't want to play that card, Hexa

queen cipher
#

wshat about the simpsons

past gorge
#

"bro look how mad you are"

#

you're giving the wrong idea to people here

mint spear
#

Agreed and lying about the whole situation is worse IMO.

#

"Yeah we fucked up" has been said enough times now.

#

Unsure what else you want any of us to say.

magic cloak
#

Lmao 25000 people

past gorge
magic cloak
#

🀣

queen cipher
#

say !op @queen cipher

past gorge
#

literally just say "We're really sorry" instead of a snarky passive agressive comment

#

my two cents

mint spear
#

That's fair, I agree.

#

LMAO people are reacting the n word on messages over there

#

it's getting juicy

#

To be honest some of the spam outside of #no-mans-sky could be cleaned up since someone decided to do that

cerulean hound
#

mods: "dance peasants dance"

mint spear
#

time to overthrow the bourgeois?

#

perhaps

queen cipher
#

Time for the french revolution imo

mint spear
#

yeah

#

I call dibs on nyx's head

queen cipher
#

i call dibs on skipspace

#

his body btw and head also

mint spear
#

skipdaddy

magic cloak
#

🀣