off-topic-bond-james-bond

[fickle obsidian]

right?

FUCKING HELL I KNEW IT

Get back here @stable pier, it's hit x and then w/s to change amount to split

[rare mauve]

🤔

[mint spear]

I was gonna say I think we're in the wrong channel but I remembered you're topgek and no one can tell you shit

😎

[fickle obsidian]

It's absolutely nothing else you find in any other game with resource management because of course it isn't

wait why do i have a hyperdrive module in my inventory

[mint spear]

saving it for later duh

[fickle obsidian]

gonna monch it

[mint spear]

hot

[fickle obsidian]

tbh the server's seeing so little activity every channel is anything imaginable

except for nudes 'cause the mods are prudes /s

[mint spear]

😩 👌 🍆

also, what's a splash banner

[fickle obsidian]

uhh, i think it's maybe a thing that goes over in the channel column?

[mint spear]

sounds legit

[clever vessel]

No

It's a banner made of water and only last for a millisecond

[mint spear]

fuck that makes me wet

[open bane]

Same

[mint spear]

same

[open bane]

Omw

[mint spear]

hey guess what

[open bane]

I'm stuff😳

[mint spear]

I got 45% on my chem unit final

[open bane]

Damn that's thicc

[mint spear]

yeah it dropped me from a 93 to an 86 lol

[open bane]

86 that shit

[mint spear]

fr i'm on the verge of a mental breakdown with the amount of finals I have this week and next week lmao

I love june

[clever vessel]

Dang pretty good

It seems like you always have finals

[mint spear]

I legit do

[open bane]

Finalize me daddy

[clever vessel]

Ugh school

[open bane]

Clap schools ass cheeks

[mint spear]

because I had to take chem and physics is less than 1 month

[clever vessel]

OkY

[mint spear]

alongside calc and law

[clever vessel]

Muffled thumps

[open bane]

Wish me luck on my date lads

[mint spear]

mmmm dummy thicc

dont eat her

🦀

or him

[clever vessel]

Have a good one

[mint spear]

yes that

[clever vessel]

Or ir

It

[open bane]

Thanks bois

Smells like str8 poopy in the train station

[clever vessel]

Hmm you could use that as an opening line

[open bane]

Probly will say

[mint spear]

I think the best opening line ever is "hi"

works every time

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-5156041

[open bane]

Been on a few dates w them already

[mint spear]

oh well then you're good

💯

take them to the nearest mcdonalds and tell them they're the chicken to your nugget

[clever vessel]

Well I'm surprised I never thought about that, like oh, wow

[rare mauve]

I hate chicken nuggets

[clever vessel]

They are barely chicken

[rare mauve]

they make me sick just thinking about them

[clever vessel]

Their chicken tenders are surprisingly good

[undone moat]

@rare mauve I got a question

wait nvm

[rare mauve]

@undone moat alright keep your secrets then

[fickle obsidian]

😏

[undone moat]

I was trying to figure out what flavor popsicle I wanted

I was gonna ask "this is gonna sound weird with no context but pink, red, purple or orange?"

but I got impatient and picked orange

[paper nimbus]

yo just caught up on today's e3, surprised to see this server not blowing up

like wtf

https://streamable.com/g7gmh

[undone moat]

god

DAMNIT.

[paper nimbus]

got em

and now i take my next ten thousand years' rest

[frigid dagger]

[mint spear]

good edit

[fickle obsidian]

whoa holy shit nice @paper nimbus

good to know NMS is coming to Switch

[mint spear]

good to know NMS is coming to the Soulja boi console

[undone moat]

https://bgr.com/2019/06/11/opera-gaming-browser-early-access-launch/

hmmmmmmm...

[fickle obsidian]

is this a late april fools

@mint spear iknowright?

[mint spear]

⭕ 〽 ⭕

I have a bit of a personal vendetta against Netflix for canceling American Vandal

Hot

[frigid dagger]

Idk

Is there

[frigid dagger]

is man even real

[mint spear]

Interstellar is based on a real story

How'd you think we ended up on this planet

It was all because of a space texan who fell through a blackhole

[magic cloak]

Space texan

[calm tree]

yo

[visual falcon]

like a stoner cause he sounded continuely high throughout the film

[mint spear]

That’s just how he sounds naturally

[mint spear]

https://twitter.com/kotaku/status/1138597998844416005?s=21

Kotaku (@Kotaku)

Dr Disrespect streams inside an E3 bathroom, gets banned from Twitch https://t.co/7SsC0xRL9W

Retweets

191

Likes

1405

Twitter

Dumbass

[fickle obsidian]

amazed they didn't ban him sooner, he's been pushing it for awhile so far as I'm aware

[steady onyx]

He lost it tbh

[mint spear]

He never had it in the first place

[steady onyx]

I meant his fucking mind

[open bane]

Pretty sure birb meant the same

[magic cloak]

Hi zoid

[gaunt reef]

@mint spear hi discord didn't give me notifications how are you

Hey did twitch disrespect someone new this time

[open bane]

Hey gamer

[magic cloak]

How you doin

[open bane]

Not bad

Taking another Uber to work lol

Cheaper today tho

[magic cloak]

Nice

Ride a chopper maybe

Perfect for you

[open bane]

A boat

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/boat-im-on-aboat-the-lonely-island-lonely-island-andy-samburg-gif-5232669

[clever vessel]

https://media.tenor.com/images/b1a86d9e56fe01ba27b72fefad600779/tenor.gif

[magic cloak]

i said chopper because captain america rides one and you are just his doppelganger

[clever vessel]

You guys should get married

[magic cloak]

I am not gay tho

[mint spear]

Hahahaha good one.

[magic cloak]

I wanna ping gleam.miss that guy

[mint spear]

He's out of town with no wifi.

But he's good.

[magic cloak]

Hmmm

When will he be back

[mint spear]

Unknown.

He will be back though.

[clever vessel]

Probably once beyond drops

[magic cloak]

suspiciously specific

[mint spear]

🤷

I'm just waiting on this job to pick up pace and I'm yeeting out of here for a couple months.

[magic cloak]

Oh

Where

[mint spear]

Nowhere, uninstall Discord cause I need absolute focus.

Don't need you folks distracting me.

[clever vessel]

I can understand

[magic cloak]

Oh. You work on some biological weapons

[clever vessel]

Probably grenades

[mint spear]

When I take work on I usually double the time it really takes me to complete so I can take it slow or fix unexpected stuff but this job the contract is the time it will take me to complete.

So no let up or go slow.

[magic cloak]

Nice.have fun

[mint spear]

Yes 😐

[clever vessel]

whew.

[mint spear]

It's gunna be the exact opposite of fun.

[magic cloak]

My laptop won't ship before july end/August start.so no games for me till then

[mint spear]

😦

[magic cloak]

I wanted to get gamepass

Since its 1$

But i can't play jack shit

So useless lol

[mint spear]

Ouch

[magic cloak]

I will be getting it once flight sim comes out

Its so radical now

2 petabytes of data

For the game

[mint spear]

Insane

[magic cloak]

Entire Earth is mapped

[mint spear]

I hope my house is there so I can crash into it.

[magic cloak]

You can afaik

[mint spear]

Oh nice!

[magic cloak]

I know what i will be crashing into

[mint spear]

I mean, i was only joking but if I can I am.

[magic cloak]

You can.it uses google earth data and just custom scrubs the important places like military bases with fake ones

[mint spear]

😩

That's cool AF tbh

I want a GTA kind of game on this tech next plz.

[magic cloak]

Make this emote pls https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/271626795038539781/588358154341974016/happygoose.png

[mint spear]

😐

[unborn wasp]

that's nightmare material right there

[magic cloak]

Thats the cat from Captain marvel

With some stupid snap chat filter on it

[unborn wasp]

haven't seen it

[magic cloak]

I think its the gender swap filter

[unborn wasp]

unless it's a movie from like 5+ years ago i probably won't get any movie reference

[magic cloak]

Its from this year

Its like 4 months old movie

[unborn wasp]

that's why

i see some clips of movies on youtube. but that's my only connection to tv and movies anymore

[magic cloak]

Why

[unborn wasp]

never really did watch much TV, been close to 20 years since i had one

haven't had the money to go see movies

[magic cloak]

Oh ok.understandable

[unborn wasp]

last movie i went to the theater to see was the first JJ Abrams Star Trek

Before that the last one was about aliens attacking LA. forget the name

seen a few on DVD

last one i saw on DVD was the alternate universe marvel movie where professor X is old and it has wolverine and a little kid

[magic cloak]

I think you meant skyline?

Or district 9?

[silver mantle]

nah battle of los angeles or something

[magic cloak]

Yeah there is that one too

[silver mantle]

There was an Asylum pictures bootleg that has almost the exact same name but I can't remember which is which

[magic cloak]

But all these involve LA and aliens

Lol

[silver mantle]

All of the ones mentioned just now?

[magic cloak]

Yeah

[silver mantle]

District 9 is in South Africa dude

[magic cloak]

Thats skyline

Oh its something district in its name

[silver mantle]

Yeah I'm just thinking battle of LA is old enough cuz I also watched it

Skyline is from when I also pretty much stopped watching movies haha

[magic cloak]

Skyline had a sequel too apparently

Lol

[silver mantle]

Figures

My favorites are movies with a 2 or 3 and I don't even remember there being a first one xD

[mint spear]

Skyline was bad

SOOOOOO bad

[silver mantle]

[magic cloak]

It was ok

I watched it 3 times when i had nothing else to watch

[undone moat]

so my bedframe finally broke past the point of using it

so I get to replace it today

[ember wing]

@mint spear I disagree Skyline was worse than bad, in fact it was worse than terrible.... but I am struggling to come up with a word that would do justice to just how bad it was... 😉

[mint spear]

lmao

[undone moat]

jesus fuck, no wonder I was having trouble sleeping

this frame is fucking destroyed

The wood at the bottom right corner of the frame snapped and made the entire frame warp

can't fix it

[magic cloak]

https://i.redd.it/ckskdhc40x331.jpg

[torpid dust]

I just got vodka up my fucking nose god damnit

[mint spear]

Hey errrr you're drinking wrong.

[torpid dust]

I'm watching Theatre mode

We're 5 minutes in and I'm on 3 drinks

[mint spear]

VERY nice.

I might drink a little this evening.

[torpid dust]

I'm concerned, I have to cook quesadillas so I can't afford to get too drunk

[mint spear]

That's a reasonable point.

[torpid dust]

Otherwise I'm gonna burn my everything on hot oil and a George foreman

FUCK another drink

[mint spear]

Lmao

Damn girl, slow down.

[torpid dust]

My skull rings already

Vodka is the worst drink I could've chosen

3 more ..

5

Fuck

[fickle obsidian]

yo not up ur nose

balance it, every other shot up the nose

[torpid dust]

Lmao

We're now 10 drinks in

It has been an equal amount of minutes

[dusty magnet]

Nyx is fucked

[torpid dust]

I wish

I hope you're all ready for drunk Nyx tonight

[dusty magnet]

I'm so ready

What about sleep deprived bee?

Weeee

I was at a party last night till like 2:30 am and I had to get up at 7:30 for work

[torpid dust]

Oh yiks

[dusty magnet]

Worth it tho

[torpid dust]

Ibfellp if the couch

[dusty magnet]

Go drunk you're home

[torpid dust]

Yes

[dusty magnet]

On a scale of one to banana how drunk are you

[torpid dust]

I'm gonna make a sandwich

[dusty magnet]

Sammy time

[torpid dust]

A cheesenham sarnie

[dusty magnet]

Ooh yum

[magic cloak]

Nyx are you drunk at home?

Or like at a pub?

[torpid dust]

Home

Drunk and home alone 🎉

[dusty magnet]

Sounds like an album title

[gaunt reef]

Sounds like my dream life

[magic cloak]

Home means safe to get drunk how ever much you want

Although i don't drink but i am usually perpetually dumb

So it compensates

[undone moat]

frame is now disassembled

[magic cloak]

People at the new place think i am shy.except i am not and i don't want to put any effort into forming "friends"

3 people already asked and i said nothing much to talk and just left silently

[undone moat]

I'm tempted to put the box spring on the floor and call it that

[magic cloak]

Get a nice mattress

It will literally change your life

[undone moat]

I have a great matress, it just comes in two pieces (and I may be getting names confused)

[magic cloak]

I had a kinda shitty one for years without knowing and had sleep issues,got a new one and sleep so much better

[undone moat]

one part is this box that it sits on, and then the other is the actual matress itself

[magic cloak]

Hmmm

You can lift it yourself?

[visual falcon]

hi

[undone moat]

For the most part

I can prop it up on its side and from there I can push it around

but lifting it up completely, no

[silent wagon]

Guys, I have no self control and bought all the Witcher books

[dusty magnet]

i kinda wanna get the halo encyclopedia

its hella out of date tho

just ordered the mythos book

[short saddle]

@silent wagon duuude

Those books are the shit

Ive read all of them

[silent wagon]

👌

[clever vessel]

First one I enjoyed

Just got A Clash of Kings

[torpid dust]

E3 2019 In a nutshell

[dusty magnet]

Who's the person behind keanu

[torpid dust]

The woman announcing the uhhh

Shit I forgot the game

But she's Japanese and goes "It's Spooky!" And it was adorable

[dusty magnet]

Haha

[dire saddle]

Ghostline Tokyo

[torpid dust]

Yes

[dusty magnet]

oh fuck

yeah that looks sick

[mint spear]

u look sick

Hang on no

Wait

[dusty magnet]

i am sick

thank you

i keep coughing up phlem

[mint spear]

Oh, that sounds... yummy.

[magic cloak]

Better than most bees tbh

Most bees just cough up vomit

[mint spear]

Yeah but it's delicious vomit. 👌

[magic cloak]

Thats subjective

It also explains why it feels like a burning feeling once you eat a certain amount of honey

You basically eating stomach acids of bees

[mint spear]

Yeah but it's delicious.

And the only proven cure for hay fever, so 🤷

[magic cloak]

Hmmm

Not bad since its sweetened acid

[mint spear]

Sometimes I slather myself in honey and roll around in an empty childrens pool and offer myself to the Gods.

[magic cloak]

Hmmm

[mint spear]

Call myself the honey monster.

[magic cloak]

I once created a gelatinator that turned gelato into monsters

But damn Perry destroyed my inator

[silent wagon]

Why am I laughing so hard at this 😂😂😂

[magic cloak]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N7DmMxANS6U

[silent wagon]

Me

[magic cloak]

I too liked dinos

I bought dino related books so many times,my mom told the cashier might think i am weird

I still have those

But now i just look up dino stuff on internet

[mint spear]

Sometimes I put cheese on my feet and call myself a cheesecake

👌

I have added that to my list.

My eyeballs are so itchy and I can't find anything scratchy to scratch them.

[magic cloak]

Just pop them out,put them in dishwasher for a while,dry them and pop it back in

[fickle obsidian]

@torpid dust Ikumi Nakamura, badass artist involved in Okami & Bayonetta, if memory serves

[gaunt reef]

ya she was the art director for them

I still cant figure out if Ghostwire: Tokyo and Ghostwire: Link to the Paranormal are the same franchise

latter was an obscure AR title for the DSi

[fickle obsidian]

🤔

I'm going with most likely no

[dusty magnet]

where's dave

oh there he is

[unborn wasp]

It's going to get ugly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MduYwrk89ss

[undone moat]

oh hey, my raspberry pi still works

[magic cloak]

https://i.redd.it/oom7lxu3rx331.jpg

[mint spear]

Oh

[clever vessel]

Gamer body reveal

And dropshadow reveal

[magic cloak]

Its mid teleport

[clever vessel]

Gamer teleportation reveal

[mint spear]

I don't like it.

[clever vessel]

I LOVE it.

[mint spear]

I wish I could teleport.

I'd teleport the fuck out of here.

Into far away outer space and suffocate myself to death.

👌

[clever vessel]

No

Do not

[mint spear]

I can't teleport so 🤷

[clever vessel]

I want us to be able to finally invent a portal or teleportation device, but I'll make sure no one tells you

[mint spear]

Oh

I want a portal so I can see my own ass.

I wanna see what the back of me look like.

[clever vessel]

Ah man

Would be great

[mint spear]

I hate how I've never seen my own face, just reflections of it.

[magic cloak]

I want a slightly bigger ass tbh

[clever vessel]

Creepy

[magic cloak]

Because it will cushion me when i sit on hard surfaces

[clever vessel]

Gamer you gotta do the squats

Build your gloots

[magic cloak]

Wont that just make it more muscly?

[clever vessel]

Or eat more pork

[magic cloak]

Guess i can do that lol

[mint spear]

Pork butt

[magic cloak]

My tail bone hurts so much when i sit

Its painful

[undone moat]

if I could teleport I'd probably just use it for travel, ngl

maybe occasionally a prank or two

[clever vessel]

Imagine how great that would be especially for visiting with family who are far away

[magic cloak]

I would just teleport in and out of whatever place has what I want

[clever vessel]

I would teleport to Wendy's

[magic cloak]

I can finally then do my masters in USA

[undone moat]

I would teleport behind you

"Nothing personell, kid"

[clever vessel]

All good in the hood

[magic cloak]

Hmmm

[clever vessel]

I would teleport behind Hex so I could then describe to him what his back looks like

But he doesn't know that portals exist

[mint spear]

Thanks Zug, means alot.

[clever vessel]

np

[mint spear]

Hey I like this lowercase username thing you got going on.

[clever vessel]

thank you

[mint spear]

np

I wish I was as cool as you zug. =\

[clever vessel]

you already are

https://youtu.be/iHvrwUUvLZk

[dusty magnet]

mirrors are like a portal to the opposite world

[clever vessel]

Ones that hurt when you run into them

[mint spear]

That's just your opposite person stopping you from going through.

[dusty magnet]

...

😮

[mint spear]

Which is pretty rude imo

[dusty magnet]

i ordered a large sandwich

then ate half

and now i regret getting the large

[mint spear]

😦

[clever vessel]

Haha. You guys should watch the new salad fingers

It has to do with portals

I'm not being completely random

[dusty magnet]

fuckin hell it's 94f (34.5c) where i am.

[open bane]

Hot bee

[fickle obsidian]

@clever vessel teleport me

[dusty magnet]

@open bane no u

[clever vessel]

@fickle obsidian @dusty magnet @open bane okay teleported

[dusty magnet]

oh thank you!!

youre too kind

[open bane]

thanks

[clever vessel]

ok

[open bane]

ko

[fickle obsidian]

nice

[dusty magnet]

Please God help

[undone moat]

"heat advisory"

jesus FUCK I've been productive today

[undone moat]

cleaned the house, put a bed frame together, been doing the laundry

[dusty magnet]

Hell yeah

Gotta love days like that

Feels good

[undone moat]

hell even the fucking workbench got cleaned

[dusty magnet]

Fuck yeah

[undone moat]

getting a space ready for my 3D printer

[dire saddle]

noice

[undone moat]

I can't wait for when it gets to 105°F here /s

[pine carbon]

https://twitter.com/TX__Cameron/status/1138241380948615169

Cameron (@TX__Cameron)

found this on discord and I love it https://t.co/j2mvwAguOH

Retweets

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32863

▶ Play video

Twitter

btw sorry i haven't been around

I'm graduating high school next week!

[undone moat]

FUCK

EVERYONE'S GRADUATING

[mint spear]

hey i'm graduating in 2 weeks as well

🍆

[undone moat]

I HAVEN'T BEEN IN SCHOOL FOR A YEAR

HELL EVEN THEN I DID JACK SHIT SO IN REALITY I HAVEN'T BEEN IN SCHOOL FOR TWO YEARS

[mint spear]

lit

I have a calc exam, a physics midterm, and another unit exam for physics tomorrow

if I survive i'll shed tears of happiness

actually it's not even really calculus, just graphing and solving functions of conic sections

so hyperbolas

and other stupid shit

[frigid dagger]

shit I graduated like 3 weeks ago the fuck

[silent wagon]

Haven't been in high school since 2014, lol

[raven plaza]

2015 here

[mint spear]

holy smokes it's ryan

[ripe jackal]

2019 here 😎

[mint spear]

kev is 2001 gang?

hot

[ripe jackal]

ye br

o

[cobalt ravine]

Anyone know where the link for the Billboard is?

[mint spear]

The hwat naw?

[arctic eagle]

2499 here

Have fun with that cataclysm

[silent wagon]

We live in the best timeline

I'd put money on Danny DeVito, lol

[fickle obsidian]

🤦

https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1138953385544101888

Sonic the Hedgehog (@sonic_hedgehog)

@Polygon please stop asking to see our feet. It's getting kinda weird https://t.co/XCNJCqNMXX

Retweets

2733

Likes

7142

Twitter

[mint spear]

Hey everyone, I'm u/weedwhizard and I'm the guy organising the Billboard, Beers and Burgers for our boys at Hello Games. I've put the billboard that is 2 mins from their office on hold, I have also drafted the billboard artwork and set up a crowdfunding page for it. I'm going to link the page here as our sub won't allow crowdfunding links. Really excited to see this through with the community and I'm even more excited for some VR NMS!!!!
https://www.gofundme.com/thanking-hello-games

[mint spear]

Hmm

🤔

How do I know you won't spend this money on weed

[clever vessel]

How do I know you won't spend this money on Mead

[mint spear]

Because he's a milk drinker

[fickle obsidian]

MEADS

MEAD

[silent wagon]

Stopped and talked to sheepies when we walked our dog

[inland grotto]

Sheeeeep!

I want to see the doggo, too!

Please?

[undone moat]

I was a stupid fucker and nearly put earache drops in my eyes

thankfully I caught it last minute

[fickle obsidian]

"WHY CAN I HEAR LIGHT NOW?!"

[magic cloak]

https://i.redd.it/5jn4fguxpz331.jpg

[undone moat]

I'm big mad, I can't make my choice on my printer

so far I'm down to two choices: the Prusia i3 MK3, which has everything I want AND it's quiet, and the Creality Ender 3 which is much more barebones BUT can be modified to outperform the Prusia

[magic cloak]

Get the one with better price to performance

Any time you cant decide which to get

[undone moat]

well fuck me, the Prusa is $999?!?

fuck that, creality it is

If I can get it preassembled I will, I don't fully trust myself to put it together right

maybe. ehhhhh

getting cold feet

f u c k

[rare mauve]

@undone moat I wish you luck

Goodnight friends

[undone moat]

idk, I'm not making my decision tonight though.

gotta do a big think

[silent wagon]

@inland grotto He's obviously a genius, lol

[inland grotto]

Awww, a good boi!

[silent wagon]

His little brothers

[mint spear]

@mint spear who needs weed anymore when we have nip nip

[mint spear]

new(er) look

[magic cloak]

https://i.redd.it/gn2kycj2s1431.jpg

[mint spear]

seven months after I was locked from twitter because I changed my birthday I got my account back

unfortunately all my 100 followers were wiped it seems as though, so I won't be getting any of those back

that or the servers are slowly picking my archaic account back to its feet and things like my old pfp and twitter count will return later

[torpid dust]

@mint spear same happened to me, the servers take a while to get all the stats back, but you'll get them back

[mint spear]

it's the latter

yeah

I could tell because hovering over some of the followers I remembered still said, "Follows you."

[mortal crescent]

I've been going through my msgs of over a year ago... and heck, that stuff is so nostalgic...

omg... I just realized that KazWolfe left the server 😭

dang... This makes me so sad...

[mint spear]

had a lot of fun times with the arg. without it, I don't think I ever would have taken no man's sky so seriously

from what used to be mild interest turned to literal screaming from when the first VR trailer premiered. just passion, something I don't have a lot for in other areas, that somehow made its way here

[mortal crescent]

yeah. I've been very inactive these last few months.. Been busy with other things. But, with the release of Beyond, I hope to come back and have more fun 😉

[dusty magnet]

Me: Trying to go to sleep
Girl: Hi
Me: Guess I'll just drink a shitload of coffee tomorrow 🤷

[mint spear]

I don't even try to sleep

my body says I should, my mind gets more productive and throws me away from saying yes

I am most creative at three in the morning

[dusty magnet]

Did you ever end up shooting that podcast?

[magic cloak]

@mint spear are you the one doing pre med?

[mint spear]

came very close. I was editing the first episode when I realized I'm not so sure it's something I'm very interested in

also what now? pre-med?

[magic cloak]

Wait so its exosolar?

Both of your names are long and start with E lol

[mint spear]

fair

I'm the hot one

[magic cloak]

Hot one

[x] doubt

[mint spear]

lol

nah just kidding I can't compete with someone with a name like exosolar. at least they can't put dong after their name

[magic cloak]

[mint spear]

"Expand Dong! Expand DONG! Expand DOOONG!!!!! DID YOU HEAR ME?????? EXPAND DONG!!!!!!!!!!"

[magic cloak]

You need to eat a bunch of socks

[mint spear]

why die of old age when I can die of swallowing multiple socks

[magic cloak]

Its still a valid pact

[mint spear]

and I bear the scar to tell the wicked tale of the pact that never ended

[magic cloak]

When you finish the pact,the server will be deleted by hexagonal

[magic cloak]

https://v.redd.it/8w75ppwav0431

[mint spear]

Dude I'm real sorry about this but because of the current state of the economy I'm gunna have to let you go.

You're fired.

[magic cloak]

What

[mint spear]

You're fired.
F I R E D

Fired.

[magic cloak]

Why

I never worked for you to begin with

[mint spear]

For posting shitty memes and awful videos.

[magic cloak]

Thats peak teen

Thats not a meme

Thats ritual that you complete to become a man or you remain a boy

[mint spear]

Becoming a man when I was a teen was getting drunk till you threw up on yourself.

[magic cloak]

I do that without even drinking

😏

[mint spear]

Nice!

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-fall-had-enough-beer-gif-9620858

[magic cloak]

Neil buchanan

[open bane]

Morning game of "how many full trains pass me before I get squeezed into one"

[magic cloak]

I remember those times

The horror

[west nest]

Eek, even thinking about it makes me uneasy lol

[mint spear]

Ugh I feel like im going to throw up

I have my physics midterm in 20 minutes

[torpid dust]

Yikes

[thorny crescent]

https://youtu.be/ye5BuYf8q4o

[rare mauve]

Big oof

[undone moat]

I think I'm gonna have made my choice

I can't words today

I think I'm gonna go with the ender 3 pro, the prusa is nice but god damn it's just not worth $1000 if I'm only going to print a couple things, I'd rather dip my toes in the water before making an investment that big

[magic cloak]

You do realize you can build a lot of stuff using it

Its a long term thing

[mint spear]

Hey my GF has an ender 3d printer.

I dunno which model but it's pretty decent.

She got Ender 3 Pro 😛

[silent wagon]

Yay, applying for another temp job at the tech company I worked for a couple months ago

[undone moat]

@mint spear the 3d pro is exactly what I'm going for

It's cheap, and from what I can see relatively upgradeable so if I'm not liking the first impression I can always try modding it and making it better

speaking of which, I've got a few ideas

[magic cloak]

6 x 10 x 10 would be a good print area dimension for most home use stuff

[mint spear]

My GF uses hers for stuff she sells.

She did have a problem with hers but managed to work out what was wrong.

Hang on

"Don't use the cheapest filament cause it's just awful but don't spend loads of money."

"Make sure your print bed is level"

Pretty straight forward shit 🤷

[magic cloak]

Filament

Hmmm

My University has one .it can print big stuff

Like a entire car spoiler

[mint spear]

She uses ABS and PLA whatever the fuck that means.

Man, I should start paying more attention to her work lmao

[magic cloak]

PLA is plastic type

Afaik

Polymer type

[mint spear]

Ah so is ABS she is telling me.

Dude, I got no idea with this stuff if I'm being real.

[magic cloak]

We used carbon fibers .top of the line stuff.all funded by university

They got a metal filament printer when i was about to graduate

You can print entire metal things with it

[mint spear]

That's honestly impressive when you see where we was with this tech just 5 years ago.

[magic cloak]

It gets so hot,it is allowed to cool off for a long time before we see the entire printed unit

[undone moat]

ABS is a type of plastic, it's more heat resistant and stronger than PLA so it's used a lot in more practical applications

oh fuck I'm purple now

IIRC it's the same plastic that lego uses for their bricks

[magic cloak]

https://i.redd.it/j4tx3y33i3431.jpg

[undone moat]

so think of it like that, in a way

[magic cloak]

Yeah its ok for all the generic home use stuff

[undone moat]

I thought that was PLA?

[magic cloak]

I meant either if them

[undone moat]

o

[magic cloak]

I mean what are you gonna print?

Cup holders?

Phone holders?

[undone moat]

stuff like that, yeah

[magic cloak]

Thats enough

[undone moat]

Rn I have some ideas for a raspberry pi case that I want to try designing and printing out

[magic cloak]

If it breaks,just print another one

It will last long enough as long as you design the joints properly

[clever vessel]

My favorite thing to do is getting racist assholes banned from rocket league

[dire saddle]

Nice Shot!

Wow!

Wow!

[clever vessel]

Ha

[silver mantle]

my favorite thing to do is ||REDACTED||

[dusty magnet]

Wtf my Ethernet adapter just disabled itself

And won't re enable

[fickle obsidian]

😱

[dire saddle]

mine did that the other day out of nowhere

[dusty magnet]

Grr

[magic cloak]

Big brother is coming for all of you

[dusty magnet]

Oh good

[mint spear]

about time

[dire saddle]

why would they disable the thing that helps them keep track though 🤔

[magic cloak]

Maybe you stumbled upon stuff you weren't supposed to see

[dusty magnet]

No idea

[magic cloak]

Or they just testing emp stuff

[dire saddle]

extremely localized emp

[dusty magnet]

Hahaha

Like

Very

[magic cloak]

They have emp that can disable electronics in presidential processions

In the motorcade ,as it moves,it will disable all nearby electronics in the buildings

[dusty magnet]

Apparently there only needs to be 3 well places nukes to completely wipe out all power from the US

Just completely destroy the grid

[magic cloak]

True

And to wreak chaos for internet ,just a thick cable needs to be cut in the Pacific

Its mega thicc tho

So not easy to cut

[dusty magnet]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-undersea-cables-that-power-your-internet-and-why-theyre-at-a6710581.html%3Famp

[undone moat]

[dusty magnet]

me too computerman

[mint spear]

Oh hey look, Computerman is purple now.

[dusty magnet]

purpleman

[undone moat]

🅱urpleman

[magic cloak]

Nooo

[silent wagon]

Soon I shall change color and evolve

I must become everlasting

ETERNAL

[unborn wasp]

you make it sound like we are pokemon

[mint spear]

You are though.

Mods and admins have a secret channel where we use members to fight against other.

But instead of balls, we keep members in cages.

The better role a member has, the more Power Points (PP) and HP they have.

[unborn wasp]

😢

[mint spear]

Nobody has Leon yet cause he's super hard to catch.

[unborn wasp]

Pokemon: teaching kids that cockfighting is cool

[silent wagon]

I must use my ultimate form

[dusty magnet]

@mint spear What are you talking about? I caught Leon like 2 weeks ago.

[mint spear]

Oh what.

[dusty magnet]

Yeah

I just havent used him yet

[mint spear]

You kept that quiet lmao

[dusty magnet]

Yeah I didnt wanna say anything right away cause he was just about to get Top Gek so I figured you guys wouldnt believe me

(The higher the level, the harder to catch)

[magic cloak]

LMAO what

Is this a real thing?

If so,who has me lol

[mint spear]

His HP and PP is gunna be fucking ridiculous now he got Top Gek. 😩

[dusty magnet]

I think Skip has gamer

I cant remember tho

[mint spear]

Very possibly.

[magic cloak]

Oh

So its like pokemon thing?

But with users?

[mint spear]

Yes, exactly.

[magic cloak]

Man users must be able to do the same with mods

And no mods should be allowed to access that channel

[mint spear]

Hahaha

[magic cloak]

So like the users fight?

How

Dice roll?

[mint spear]

Nah pretty much like a Pokemon battle but using commands.

!moves > Move list with numbers shown > !number to use move.

[magic cloak]

Hmmm

[mint spear]

Then that works out damage and takes from HP and takes a Power Point.

[magic cloak]

Who has the most legend users?

[mint spear]

Bee wins by default I guess if he's got Leon.

That's like having Ancient Mew.

[dusty magnet]

[magic cloak]

Mew 2

[mint spear]

Gunna be untouchable for a decent while.

[magic cloak]

There is still hope for 3 more top geks

[dusty magnet]

Granted there are some other pretty powerful users

[magic cloak]

Who

[dusty magnet]

I could probably be beat in a team battle against like zoid and you actually

[mint spear]

I got a user called Raxi that's pretty powerful.

[magic cloak]

Zoid and me

The dream team

[mint spear]

Haha

[magic cloak]

Its like chris evans of the silver screen and me

[unborn wasp]

i'm no ones slave am I ?

[magic cloak]

Zoid:https://i.redd.it/gn2kycj2s1431.jpg

[dusty magnet]

Lemme check hang on

[magic cloak]

I present zoid

[dusty magnet]

Bane, Joe has you.

[magic cloak]

Bee check who has me

[unborn wasp]

wha???? 😲

[dusty magnet]

Skip does

[mint spear]

Skip does

Oh

[magic cloak]

Ah nice

Lol why not make a public channel for the same lol.seems like a fun thing to play

[delicate ermine]

Congrats, people. 60 more days to go.

[unborn wasp]

60 days for what

[mint spear]

Beyond

[magic cloak]

Till universe ends

[dusty magnet]

Put it in suggestions gamer, just so we can have it written down

[magic cloak]

Hmmm

[unborn wasp]

oh you didn't hear, Beyond got canceled due to lack of interest

[mint spear]

I can do it tbf

[unborn wasp]

we need to be able to collect and bio-engineer critters in NMS so we can use them like pokemon

or at least like hunting companions like in SWG

[delicate ermine]

Last I heard when it comes to NMS is that it's coming to the Switch, which should be interesting.

[unborn wasp]

not

[magic cloak]

From where andre?

[unborn wasp]

that list has to be a mistake

there's no way NMS can run on Switch

it would be like trying to make HALO run on a Gameboy

[dusty magnet]

haloboy

[unborn wasp]

they might make some game that's part of the NMS franchise on Switch, but it won't be the game we've been playing

[magic cloak]

There is always a chance of a powerful switch coming out,which has rumors too

[delicate ermine]

https://www.gamestop.se/trade-list
If you look at the Swedish Gamestop trade in, they offer a trade in for NMS for the Switch.

[magic cloak]

Switch pro

Ok yeah thats where we all got the info too

[delicate ermine]

Aye. Nothing at all official, and probably an error more than anything.

But still.

I'm sure it'd be a fun prospect for Switch players.

[magic cloak]

Some said they sent emails to correct it and they didn't change it

So

[dire saddle]

i'm 99% sure it's an error at this point since they don't show NMS in the PS4 or Xbone section

[dusty magnet]

my cheetos are very hot

[mint spear]

Oh nice

[dusty magnet]

it hurts

[silent wagon]

To be fair, Witcher 3 is gonna be on Switch and it's hella thicc. NMS really isn't that big of a game, it's like 20 GB on my Xbox

[magic cloak]

Oh yeah, speaking of hot,weather is having +-20 C swings

Its hella cold now

It was sunny in the noon

[dusty magnet]

it was 36 yesterday

where im at

[mint spear]

We've had storm warnings here since Saturday.

Nyx's area had a "threat to life" warning today.

One of the isles of the UK had a tornado today.

We don't do that here.

[dusty magnet]

oh god i want to keep eating them but im such a wuss

[mint spear]

🤷

[fickle obsidian]

@silent wagon less to do with how much space it takes and more about how to ensure it performs well enough to be enjoyable tho ofc

[dusty magnet]

^^

[silent wagon]

Is the Switch weaker than the original Xbone?

[ripe jackal]

yes

lmao

[dusty magnet]

very

its closer to last gen consoles im pretty sure

[ripe jackal]

mhm

its like an xbox 360

[dusty magnet]

yeppers

[magic cloak]

Lol there were 2 storms a week ago.its no surprise

Tornado striked Isle:
Hexagonal be like:

[dusty magnet]

i am so distracted today holy shit

[mint spear]

Still got storm warnings out until next Wednesday, really is unstable here right now.

India is literally melting whilst we're on the verge of flooding and Finland is freezing.

Shit fucked yo

[dusty magnet]

RIP Earth

[mint spear]

Aye seriously

Humans might face existential crisis by 2050

Hopefully people understand shit and work together to stop polluting and plant fucking trees

[unborn wasp]

trees don't reproduce that way... 😜

If i thought they had gotten to the point where it would work, i'd go to Mars to colonize. I don't think they've gotten a plan to the point where it will work yet.

[magic cloak]

tbh i dont understand people are so cool about it lol

its mostly because people in positions dealing with this stuff are so narrow minded and narrow thinking

its literally impossible to even revert back

[fickle obsidian]

well every time anyone's tried a revolt lately it's typically ended in prolonged instability or assholes taking power so, things be fucked yo

[mint spear]

Yep but it's very possible to not make it get any worse.

Leon, unfortunately true.

[magic cloak]

weather getting worse might be the least of our worries

[unborn wasp]

ecosystems evolve just like lifeforms, trying to stagnate it isn't the answer. the answer is to understand it better and do things that will evolve it in a direction which is sustainable.

reverting it was never an option

can never be an option

[magic cloak]

except it never happened at this pace

[fickle obsidian]

gonna invent a time machine just as a no u, brb

[ripe jackal]

no u

[magic cloak]

it all happened in a span of 80 years

what usually takes 1000+ years

[fickle obsidian]

rapid industrialization with partial understanding is a helluva thing

[magic cloak]

usually the 1000+ years allows time to adapt

now its simply not possible

[unborn wasp]

because we caused it to become a much more dynamic system that it had been. that's not necessarily a bad thing. changing it into a form which will kill us and everything else is a bad thing.

[magic cloak]

but thats what it has become lol

there was tennis ball sized hail in germany this week

its not a common thing

[mint spear]

Wait till we witness climate migration.

Because we absolutely will.

[unborn wasp]

right, so the answer is to understand the system better and do thing to change it in a beneficial direction, not to try to stop it from changing or try to change back to what it was. neither of those are obtainable.

[magic cloak]

except no one is doing that lol

[mint spear]

UK is, just saying.

[unborn wasp]

sure they are

many are

more need to be

[magic cloak]

they just say fuck it and make sure they live their lives comfotably

[mint spear]

Government has just made it law to be carbon neutral by 2050 and remove reliance on oil/fossil fuels completely.

First country to do so.

[unborn wasp]

that sounds great

[silent wagon]

"rapid industrialization with partial understanding is a helluva thing" is a movie-worthy quote 😄

[magic cloak]

which is what i have found majority of people i come across with enough power to even do anything has done. just say "fuck it"

their plan is to keep buying houses in places that are deemed safe every 5 years and move there

[fickle obsidian]

imagine if governments held oil companies accountable for misleading the public and exacerbating the climate crisis we're in 👀

[mint spear]

Yeah because the people in power right now won't witness the same things we will.

[unborn wasp]

there certainly are people in positions of power who are actively seeking to cause more harm to our planet for some other short term gain, whether they are aware of it or not. people need to be aware of what's happening and give a damn. that's the first step, inform people and get them to give a damn. until they value the future conditions of the planet more than other short term factors, then there's no impetus on politicians to do anything but try to make people happy in the short term.

It has to start with The People. find ways to convince them.

[mint spear]

One of the "newspapers" hear just this week said it would cost the UK £1tn to meet the carbon neutral thing by 2050 and it backfired massively and people told them to get to fuck basically.

They said it like it was a bad thing it would cost £1tn.

[magic cloak]

thing is, they never see the effect of these in their day to day life, because
1)they live such scheduled and closed lives, their lives arent normal. wake up, turn on/off thermostat, get in car, go to fancy hotel to eat, go to board room, review daily reports, sign deals, check accounts, go back to fancy hotels, eat and frolic, sleep and repeat

they never even enconter a physical effect of the problems everyone else faces

unless its like some regulation their lawyers tell has been imposed on their business methods

even then they just skirt their way around it to sign the business deal as fast as possible

no way they will sit and think about whats happening to the planet lol

with one or two exceptions which barely accounts for the rest of them

[mint spear]

Florida will literally be underwater by 2050 with southern Florida underwater as soon as 2025, some will see the effects on their properties and may actually start to help not make climate change worse.

It's not that they don't admit it isn't a thing, it's they just really don't care.

[magic cloak]

i am so tired,my eyes are sunk from poor sleep and i cant move my body

RIP

i am getting old

[mint spear]

Nice.

My eyes really hurt yesterday so I forced myself to have 8 hours sleep last night.

I feel amazing today.

[magic cloak]

i use to sleep that much

now i only sleep 6-5 hours

[mint spear]

Mines mostly neglect tbh, I get carried away doing other things and lose track of time.

I refuse to sleep in though, 6:00am alarm.

[magic cloak]

i wanna sleep 18 hours a day like a bsby

baby*

[mint spear]

No 😦

I want to sleep less.

6 hour days would speed life up too much.

[magic cloak]

meh

[mint spear]

You need to stop living like you're going to live forever my dude.

I mean that in the nicest way possible.

[magic cloak]

I really have no plans lol

I don't want to.start a family

So only possible goal for me is to make $$$ and do a job for that

[mint spear]

What you planning after you hit your $$$ target?

[magic cloak]

I have some research stuff inwant to do

I would probably sit and write it

And then work with scientists

[mint spear]

That's a pretty solid life goal tbh

[magic cloak]

So far i haven't been able to get it across because they say i don't have a PhD in physics which i have no interest in getting right now

Probably then i can actually pursue that eventually

One of my professors drives a Ferrari.he worked a irrelevant field till 45 to make the $$$,retired then,got his PhD in the stuff he actually likes and now is visiting faculty

[mint spear]

I know/talk to a guy in Antwerp that has done a shit load of Open University / Free online courses and got certificates and is now tenure at a university doing machine learning / ai biology and medicines.
Dude just constantly learns, even in his free time he's studying.

I know for fact I will see this guys name on research paper.

[magic cloak]

That guy is 60+ and drives the car like no tomorrow lol

[mint spear]

Fucking rightly so, he earned the right to do so.

[magic cloak]

So I would probably be able to do the same

[mint spear]

I hope one day I read your name and not know it's you.

I believe in you.

I'm happy where I am in life but I do wish I had picked another career or bothered to learn more.

I'm not going to change the world and will be forgotten pretty fast once my time on this planet is done.

But hey, I can't regret I guess, I can't go back in time and change my decisions. =\

I do what makes me the happiest with the skillset I got and that is the part I feel most people forget now days.

[magic cloak]

Tbh there is only so much one person can do

And you done best

So

Just relax or take more work whatever you like

[mint spear]

Hey absolutely. You can do your best too.

You're one of the coolest people I've ever spoke with for real, you got a ton of potential to do great things.

[magic cloak]

Anyway I got some assignments to do

So bye for now

Cya later

[mint spear]

Have fun.

[magic cloak]

its totally opposite of fun

😭

[mint spear]

😦

[mint spear]

I found my iPod Touch and I'm restoring it to factory.

iOS 4.2.1

👌

[open bane]

Restore me

[mint spear]

omg I've been waiting for you to ask for so long.

What a beautiful moment

You may now kiss the crab

[open bane]

No

Just restore

[silent wagon]

[fickle obsidian]

zoid denies

[mint spear]

Wow, that's disappointing.

Is the guy who organised the billboard here 😊?

For being super duper awesome have something to send him

[clever vessel]

🏭

[mint spear]

Have an ARG item to send them

Only if they want it

[clever vessel]

Picture of weeping willow?

[mint spear]

Nah

[clever vessel]

Picture of Zoid with stuffed animals?

[mint spear]

Atlas Pass?

Oh I'll take the pic of Zoid plz.

Would post a pic but looks like I can’t ?

[torpid dust]

Um guys 😳😳 So did you know 🤔🤔🤔 that it's June 13th??? Do you know what that means? 🤭🤭🤭 That means we're already 😘😘😘 HALFWAY to Christmas!! 🎅🎅🎅

[mint spear]

Zoid?

[clever vessel]

Merry Christmas

[mint spear]

You mean Mr. Dan

[dusty magnet]

man i cant wait to go home

imma play videogames for so long

[inland grotto]

Same.

[mint spear]

I'm playing games all day tomorrow, Saturday and Sunday 😩

[dusty magnet]

ooh fun

what games

[mint spear]

Will finish Bioshock tomorrow and then start Bioshock 2.

Then next weekend will be finish Bioshock 2 and start Infinite.

[dusty magnet]

are they any good?

[mint spear]

Actually no it won't, I'm going on holiday next weekend.

[dusty magnet]

oh rip lol

[mint spear]

I'm really enjoying.

[dusty magnet]

imma be playing battlefield 4

you ever play that?

[mint spear]

The best Battlefield tbh

[dusty magnet]

its so good

ive bought it like 6 times lmao

[mint spear]

I used to play on PS4.

[dusty magnet]

yeah same

i play quite a bit on PC now, but I can't ever play Siege of Shanghai anymore because people are just rediculously good with the attack chopper and just make it not even fun

ive seen people go 100+ kills with 0 deaths before

[mint spear]

Wow wtf

Playing through Wolfenstein for the first time right now

New Order and then I’m moving to 2. Really well done

[silent wagon]

@dusty magnet Can vouch for Bioshock 2 and Infinite being 👌

[dusty magnet]

yeah thats what ive heard

[mint spear]

Expand, I'd love your feedback as I plan on doing the same thing at some point.

[silent wagon]

I like New Order, I burned out on New Colossus like halfway through tho

Idk why

[mint spear]

I’m playing on death’s incarnate and it’s kicking my ass at some parts

Only one step away from Uber

[dusty magnet]

This is what I'm doing rn...

[mint spear]

DON'T PANIC!

[silent wagon]

I wanna be playing Metro Exodus rn, I'm helping @sterile tartan work at a thrift store tho

[mint spear]

I started that last night too

Looks beautiful

[silent wagon]

"Don't panic" just makes me think of Hitchhiker's Guide, lol

Haven't read those in years

@mint spear As someone who's been playing Metro since the start, Exodus looking and playing this well is 😍

[mint spear]

Yeah I kinda skipped over the first two games to get to this one. I was worried I’d have no idea what’s happening but I’ve figured it out this far