#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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lament ginkgo
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True, but unrelated...

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Anyway, if you don't agree, that's fine, I know its a bold viewpoint and I can't force you to watch anything even if I think you should

undone moat
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well fuck me sideways

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I just ripped a hole in my pants

lament ginkgo
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You shouldn't rip a hole in your pants

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I might not mind fucking you sideways though.... u a cute girl?

covert knoll
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Jesus Christ. Why is off topic so not humorus today?

ripe jackal
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youre going through a phase

covert knoll
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It's not a phase mom

lament ginkgo
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Why ask Jesus? He got better things to do

covert knoll
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I'm not asking him, I'm invoking the power granted to me by the Lord and savior Jesus Christ

lament ginkgo
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Oh that should be ok, then

undone moat
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fack

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bring me new pants

covert knoll
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What is up with pants today?

undone moat
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is emergency

covert knoll
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You and bee both

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Did you crap your pants? If not stop bitching

undone moat
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no

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I ripped them

covert knoll
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So? Deal with ripped pants.

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You wearing underwear?

lament ginkgo
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Who's dumb enough to wear underwear?

covert knoll
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Me, at least

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Clean undies every day, cuz you never know what's gonna happen.

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But at least it'll happen in clean underwear

dusty magnet
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what's underwear?

undone moat
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I'm wearing only the finest of dong-enhancing undergarments

covert knoll
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Well good. Then so what if your pants ripped? You're wearing more pants

undone moat
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I'll get fired lmao

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I JUST MADE THE RIP 10Γ— WORSE

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H E L P

silent wagon
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Duct tape

clever vessel
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Duck tape

undone moat
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I felt a breeze as I walked in the door

plucky briar
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KNOCK KNOCK ITS THE UNITED STATES

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Whoa I didn’t read the earlier conversation that might have been the wrong time to say that

sterile tartan
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πŸ˜‚

arctic eagle
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Just tell someone you ripped your pants and play it off

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Or sew them

plucky briar
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I... i...

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I..............

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RIPPED MY PANTS

silent wagon
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Duct
Tape
And
Super
Glue

sterile tartan
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Liquid stitch

plucky briar
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Yeah cause that works on fabric

arctic eagle
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The tape will but you'll look like an idiot

plucky briar
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Maybe on the inside

silent wagon
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Black duct tape

plucky briar
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What if you’re wearing white pants?

arctic eagle
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Then you have a lot more to worry about than the rip

plucky briar
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Didn’t expect that

silent wagon
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LMAO

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STAPLE THEM

plucky briar
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Actually that might work

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Dip the staples in thin paint (the same color as your pants) and then you might get away with it

silent wagon
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Nope, just staple em. Go hard or go home

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Git gud

plucky briar
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You... misspelled something...

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:}

mint spear
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anyone wanna play NMS?

sterile tartan
plucky briar
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That’s a sad puzzle

clever vessel
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Massive

plucky briar
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My grandmother and I used to have competitions with 1000 piece puzzles to see who was faster. I always lost of course, but the point is that the pieces were a lot more diverse than that

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I always just barely lost

mint spear
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Did you try kicking her down the stairs so she couldn't move faster anymore?

plucky briar
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She died last year so that was extremely offensive thank you

sterile tartan
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Autism Horse did not like that

mint spear
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@visual falcon nice

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mine is likw 6$

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lioike*

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like*

visual falcon
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i live in england its an island so it is exspencive

plucky briar
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A thicc island

mint spear
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xD

plucky briar
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A old, rich, island

visual falcon
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bite your pillow@plucky briar

plucky briar
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Not rich anymore

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NOT IN OURCOUNTRY

mint spear
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I have 1TB of money

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oh wait

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sorry

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I have 1TB of storage

plucky briar
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Nice

mint spear
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get the 2 mixed up

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ya know?

ripe jackal
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Ok

visual falcon
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im got loads of MULA/TB

plucky briar
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A megabyte is a million bytes, and a terrabyte is a trillion

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If you have a TB of money then...

visual falcon
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ehhh i think not

plucky briar
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?

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Did I do a dumb

visual falcon
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A Terabyte is more precisely defined as 1,024 gigabytes (GB), while a petabyte consists of 1,024 TB. The prefix Tera is derived from the Greek word for monster.

mint spear
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@mint spear based on facts how much do you like NMS? 1/10000

plucky briar
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Ok well then you have 1024 trillion

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Even better

mint spear
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I would give it a 8000/10000

visual falcon
plucky briar
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I like how people can’t connect the dots of logic

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If you make dollar be the β€œbase” of the prefix Tera, then you’ll have a β€œteradollar”, which would be a trillion or whatever it is dollars

undone moat
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I have changed pants

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all is well

plucky briar
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Good

clever vessel
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I'm so glad you've changed your pants

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Must've been a wet one

plucky briar
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Make sure to staple the old ones

lament ginkgo
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And thats it

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I have zero assignments left

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all i have to do now is be prepared for the exams and squish them

plucky briar
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Nice, good job

lament ginkgo
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Your avatar looks exactly like someone who would say that

plucky briar
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Now remember: don’t be scared by the squiggly squid lines on the tree organs

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Thanks, I guess

lament ginkgo
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That's just spirochetes, silly

plucky briar
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Wat

plucky briar
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Oh ok I see what you did there

lament ginkgo
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They aren't normally a tree's problem tho

hardy walrus
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star citizen is superior!

clever vessel
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to what?

open bane
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Nothing

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Since it isn't a game yet

lament ginkgo
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This is correct

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Star Citizen is currently still a former scam trying to turn into a real game

hardy walrus
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wanna see my stream an show you how far its coming? πŸ˜›

clever vessel
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i wonder if that one hello games employee is still over there working on it

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i think he had something to do with environments/terrain generation

lament ginkgo
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Huh? @clever vessel

hardy walrus
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heeey dont anyone wanna see? 😦

clever vessel
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I think right after launch, one of the employees left HG to work for Cloud Imperium

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See what?

lament ginkgo
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he said he's streaming star cit

clever vessel
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oh missed that comment

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I watch some every once in a while

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it's impressive

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but...7 years.

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I think it'll release though

lament ginkgo
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I just don't like how SC works

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I'm not interested in strictly MP games where only people who pay huge amounts have all the advantages

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That's not fun to me

clever vessel
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hmm, don't know much about the mp side of it

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but that sucks if that's true

lament ginkgo
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Far as I can tell, it's taken an extremely harsh and punishing approach to costs of losses too

hardy walrus
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ah sorry got dside tracked

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you wanna see?

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im streaming it now

lament ginkgo
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I don't play games that have a tiny glimmer of fun amidst a sea of grinding and frustration and failure like all those new-age "survival" games like Rust

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Ill watch though, fuck it

hardy walrus
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sure lemme know when you can see

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have you seen ArcCorp yet?

lament ginkgo
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Thats not Star Citizen thats heavily modded KSP

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you cant fool me

hardy walrus
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hah funny

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so arte you watching then?

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have you seen Arccorp yet?

open bane
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It's literally not even 1% of what they said it would be lol

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It looks cool but it's not a game really

hardy walrus
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just watch an see what they done

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so what do you know of it so far?

open bane
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I've watched enough to know I'm not purchasing it

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And I've discussed it enough lol

hardy walrus
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eh

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i havent done anything yet

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was waiting to know when you were watching

covert knoll
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Watched about 3 seconds. Not interested

hardy walrus
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why

covert knoll
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It's not of interest to me

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No need to pm me either. Thank you

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Not being interested in something isn't harsh

hardy walrus
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then why comment about it?

open bane
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Opinions

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Free to share them

clever vessel
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I love O(pi)Nions

open bane
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pie

undone moat
lament ginkgo
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It really does suck

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On a scale of 1-10, everything Ive ever touched from Starbucks was a 2 or less

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Granted, after two or three helpings of sewage-grade trash you just don't keep going back, lol

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How the hell are they so successful

mint spear
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Idk

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people like sugar

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Any time I ever go there I think something is going to be different but it all tastes the same.

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Sometimes I'll go with friends and think I'm going to get something unique to fit in but then I panic and end up getting a regular iced chai tea lol.

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because saying a lot of words at a fast food joint just breaks my brain

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I like places I can just go to and say "i'll have a number 3, and a sweet tea"

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no bullshit, no extras

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no fancy schmancy language to describe what size i want

minor escarp
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@hardy walrus What do you fly in the verse?

lament ginkgo
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OMG I think I caught ALEKS college chem being wrong!

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Its a rare day, Aleks is pretty exceptional

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Nothing like those losers over at mcmillian lol

minor escarp
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Ahhhh Aleks... I remember signing up for an algebra course and it was Aleks dropped the course immediately lmao

lament ginkgo
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THeres a molecular structure thing

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it asked about O3

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and its correct answer is claiming it has 3 bonds

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but I think it's treating this like the O3 is bonded to something else as a core, but it isnt

plucky briar
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O3 is ozone, which has one double-bond and one single bond, both connected to one central O atom

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So yeah the answer was wrong

lament ginkgo
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I did misspeak a little I meant its being treated like 3 "electron groups" which counts a double bond as one group

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But yeah I double checked with the internet and its an error on ALEK's part

mint spear
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Going on a quick campus tour tomorrow. Mildly excited tbh

rare mauve
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Good luck milk

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Also goodnight friends

plucky briar
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have fun milk

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also night spaceman

fickle obsidian
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so, uh, finally tried the orange vanilla coke and it's like 5% orange, 10% vanilla, & 85% regular coke

silent wagon
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I like making it with those Coca Cola Freestyle machines, lol

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I've been doing that long before it was an official flavor

fickle obsidian
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The official flavor is meh to me

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I'd put a higher mix of orange to it, keep the vanilla minimal

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As it is the vanilla seems to largely overpower the other two flavors

silent wagon
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I just mix 3/4 Orange Coke and 1/4 Vanilla Coke in those Freestyle machines

fickle obsidian
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Now I'm making myself wonder, would a fanta/coke mix taste terrible?

silent wagon
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No

fickle obsidian
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fanta orange, that is

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wait

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is that the only flavor? i have no fucking idea, lmao

silent wagon
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Grape Fanta, Strawberry Fanta, etc

fickle obsidian
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Thought that's how it went, just couldn't recall having seen the others

silent wagon
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Grape is πŸ‘Œ, Strawberry is meh

fickle obsidian
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But yeah, sounds like we have the same idea regarding mix

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I'm kinda regretting not just getting a cherry coke now 😩

silent wagon
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I've been doing that mix for years, Coke can fuck off with their wannabe version of my beautiful drink πŸ˜„

fickle obsidian
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lol

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Tbh I don't think I've seen any Coke Freestyle machines around here

covert knoll
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that's all we have around here, anymore

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unless you go to the cheap gas stations

fickle obsidian
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Oh, they're in gas stations?

silent wagon
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They're in every McDonald's I've been to in the last 5 years

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And every movie theater

covert knoll
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we have them in most gas stations, burger kings, 7-11s

fickle obsidian
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huh

covert knoll
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can't speak for mcdonalds because that place makes me ill

fickle obsidian
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I basically never go into fast food places

silent wagon
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I'd die without McDonald's apple pie tbh

covert knoll
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you're missing out

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fast food is great terrible food

fickle obsidian
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I always just swing by the window 'cause fast food and all 🀷

covert knoll
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go inside sometimes, grab a burger king crown

fickle obsidian
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lol

silent wagon
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Wendy's>other fast food chains

covert knoll
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wendy's is real crap

silent wagon
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Wendy's burgers>

covert knoll
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terrible

fickle obsidian
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But the last few times I have gone into fast food places around here, can't say I've seen those machines. Maybe somehow it's actually been years since I have, lmao

covert knoll
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probably

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time gets fast as you get old

fickle obsidian
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And I always just ignore theatre drinks/food, because pricy noise

covert knoll
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i avoid theatres period. . . because well. . .

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god do i not like movies

fickle obsidian
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So there's a good chance I've literally just overlooked where theatres here have those machines

silent wagon
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Wot

covert knoll
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detective pikachu might get me to go to a theatre because pokemon

silent wagon
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god do i not like movies
Excuse

fickle obsidian
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Name doesn't like an entire media format

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I mean Gamer claims not to like music

covert knoll
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i don't like movies.

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they're stupid

silent wagon
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Gamer is a talking muskrat on cocaine

fickle obsidian
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lol

covert knoll
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a) i can predict the endings of 90% of movies, which ruins the fun

fickle obsidian
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@dusty magnet pls pindle that windle

covert knoll
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b) i don't like having (at best) 3 hours to get to know characters, they don't have time to establish themselves and grow

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c) i don't like having to stay engaged for that same length of time for such little pay off

silent wagon
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Go watch the extended cut of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, lol. 13+ hours πŸ‘Œ

covert knoll
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why?

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read the fucking books, they're better

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or listen to the audibooks, because who has time to read?

fickle obsidian
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movies tend to be a happy medium for me, where when i don't feel like spending an excessive amount of time to get to know the characters i can just flip them on

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and generally speaking more extended series are about as predictable, just taking longer to get to the same beats a movie might

silent wagon
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b) i don't like having (at best) 3 hours to get to know characters, they don't have time to establish themselves and grow
I mean, Endgame just finished 11 years worth of character arcs

covert knoll
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don't get me started on super hero movies

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to me those are the worst and most boring of anything

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honestly a series that has only 1 season tends to be iffy for me.

fickle obsidian
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o-o

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I'm kind of curious now, do you have a preferred length for a series? Or just enjoy the ride however long it goes type?

silent wagon
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Firefly tho

covert knoll
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voyager

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that's a sweet length

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just long enough where it started to get a little stale

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and janeway was the best captain

silent wagon
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Firefly got one season and a movie πŸ‘Œ

covert knoll
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firefly is dumb.

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there i said it

silent wagon
fickle obsidian
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cowboy bebop is better

sterile tartan
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go read the books where you can read 20 pages of a poem and 50 pages of walking and talking

fickle obsidian
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it's about the journey not the destination maan

sterile tartan
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it's dry af

fickle obsidian
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ye i prefer the waterslide edition

covert knoll
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oh yes cowboy bebop

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series is great, movies can suck turds

fickle obsidian
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lol

silent wagon
covert knoll
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wanna know a series i cannot stand for the life of me, and feel bad about?

fickle obsidian
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teletubbies/barney/mr. rogers

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hey arnold

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that's so raven

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big bang theory

sterile tartan
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I wanna know

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tell us

fickle obsidian
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it's supernatural

clever vessel
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Tell y tobbie s

sterile tartan
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I've half a mind to ping em

clever vessel
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I think he was going to say

silent wagon
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@fickle obsidian I guarantee you he doesn't care about disliking Supernatural, lol

sterile tartan
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@covert knoll

fickle obsidian
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oshit

sterile tartan
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Can't leave us hanging like that, man

clever vessel
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Angry beavers

fickle obsidian
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name drop

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Invader Zim/Rocko's Modern Life

sterile tartan
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I can't tell if that was a pun or not

clever vessel
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Bun

fickle obsidian
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nice bun zug

clever vessel
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thanks you

silent wagon
clever vessel
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√

fickle obsidian
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sqrtsqrt

covert knoll
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oh hi yes sorry

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dr who

clever vessel
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🀽

covert knoll
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can't stand that loser

silent wagon
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Same tbh

fickle obsidian
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oooooohhhhh lmao

clever vessel
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Never cared for Dr who

fickle obsidian
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i always preferred dr how

clever vessel
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Dr whut

sterile tartan
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Same

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I tried, but couldn't make myself like it either

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Had a gf who loved it, that's the only reason I ended up trying

covert knoll
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hm. well good.

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another series i can't get into is the new my little pony

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it's so bad

clever vessel
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Everyone agrees with you name

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How new?

sterile tartan
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I liked the new MLP for a while then just kinda got bored with it

covert knoll
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the one from this millenium

clever vessel
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A few years back I saw a few episodes and found it pretty funny

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I ain't no brony though

sterile tartan
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I would probably watch more tbh but it isn't worth catching up I don't think

clever vessel
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Wonder how the cartoons are these days

sterile tartan
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that depends

clever vessel
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Don't even watch TV anymore

covert knoll
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the old one isn't good, but the new one is so bad

silent wagon
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Bad remakes of better ones @clever vessel

clever vessel
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Sad

sterile tartan
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I like the new She-Ra, it's okay

silent wagon
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They killed my boi Ben 10

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Gave him the Teen Titans treatment

clever vessel
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I kinda want to watch that

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Loved adventure Time

silent wagon
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The original Ben 10 was cool af

sterile tartan
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There was this one show we were watching, these kids woke up in a weird place and kept discovering new powers and noticing glitches in the world...

silent wagon
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They killed Total Drama Island too

covert knoll
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the extreme ghost busters

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don't like it? go fuck a duck

sterile tartan
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It's a Netflix cartoon tho

clever vessel
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Be more respectful to ducks

silent wagon
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I'm waiting for Cartoon Network to kill Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy so I can go shit on their front porch

clever vessel
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You mean reruns?

sterile tartan
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they better the fuck not

covert knoll
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Okay okay

silent wagon
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@clever vessel No, I mean horrifically remaking it like they did with Ben 10 and Teen Titans and Total Drama

covert knoll
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samurai pizza cats

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because. . . samurai pizza cats

sterile tartan
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Lmao

clever vessel
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Oh

covert knoll
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seriously though, i loved swat kats

silent wagon
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Samurai Jack?

clever vessel
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Whacha

sterile tartan
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Samurai. Pizza. Cats.

silent wagon
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Tf is SWAT Cats

covert knoll
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it's a show that's too old for you youngins

clever vessel
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Just early 90s

covert knoll
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cartoon network exclusive, back when it wasn't a garbage channel

silent wagon
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Bring back Ren and Stimpy

sterile tartan
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Does anyone remember Rollie Pollie Ollie. I know it existed and can find it on YouTube but that's it

mint spear
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Hell yeah

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That shit was lit

silent wagon
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Animaniacs is coming back, I'm happy af

clever vessel
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Blue's clues with Steve better

silent wagon
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I'm trying to picture a Johnny Bravo remake and I can't, lol

sterile tartan
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Lmao

covert knoll
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swat kats

sterile tartan
covert knoll
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they were fucking bad ass dudes

clever vessel
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Meiw

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Gargoyles

sterile tartan
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Yes

silent wagon
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Gargoyles was lit

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Keith David 😍

covert knoll
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gargoyles not bad

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Mummies alive better

silent wagon
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Tf

covert knoll
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git old, scrub

clever vessel
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heh

sterile tartan
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Wait I remember something

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What was that show that was a cartoon about King Tut

dusty magnet
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Whu ping

covert knoll
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they had mummies

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if you remember a cartoon about mummies it's almost definitely mummies alive

clever vessel
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Bee flew in the room

sterile tartan
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No

fickle obsidian
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@dusty magnet s0ul's description of gamer, lol

sterile tartan
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It was apparently called Tutenstein

silent wagon
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git old, scrub
You know Gargoyles came out before the mummy show, right? πŸ˜‚

covert knoll
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doesn't matter

clever vessel
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We

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Are

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Matter

sterile tartan
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Groot

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Dammit

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Too late

clever vessel
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Too late

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Damnit

dusty magnet
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It appears that I misread the situation

silent wagon
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Can we all agree that Cow and Chicken was an abomination

sterile tartan
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Oh gods

clever vessel
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It was in a good way

dusty magnet
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Pindle that windle

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As in

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Pin it

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Not as in

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Punish

sterile tartan
clever vessel
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Punish that windle

covert knoll
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oh okay wait

fickle obsidian
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an absolute wonder, was cow & chicken

dusty magnet
covert knoll
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wait

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fuck i lost it

clever vessel
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No u

fickle obsidian
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ty bee, sorry for confuse

dusty magnet
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PINNED

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I was ready to handle some trouble

sterile tartan
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DENNIP

dusty magnet
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I was worried someone had committed treason

sterile tartan
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It was me lurk

covert knoll
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OH WAIT

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HEITHCLIFF

sterile tartan
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O h

clever vessel
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Cows utter 😻 😻

fickle obsidian
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who is cliff?

clever vessel
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Be careful

dusty magnet
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HEITHCLIFF

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BRUH

clever vessel
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Cliff is

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Edgy

fickle obsidian
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ofu

undone moat
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h

clever vessel
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b

undone moat
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c

dusty magnet
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Heathcliff was like the off brand Garfield

undone moat
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hewlett πŸ…±ac

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I forget the rest

silent wagon
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Don't forget the bonkers animation Transformers: Beast Wars had

undone moat
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I'm big tired

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time to sleep

clever vessel
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πŸ‘‹

covert knoll
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beast wars

fickle obsidian
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eat me first

covert knoll
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the oooold beast wars

dusty magnet
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Big sleep

clever vessel
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Smol slep

undone moat
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I'm full

fickle obsidian
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back in my day those wars were beasted

clever vessel
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agreed

sterile tartan
dusty magnet
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GTA is big fun

clever vessel
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Am I dreaming again

fickle obsidian
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what are the perfect shoes for hard ground

clever vessel
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Soft

fickle obsidian
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what are softest

clever vessel
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Pillows

sterile tartan
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Me

silent wagon
sterile tartan
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ThotThor

fickle obsidian
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that's basically that whole era

sterile tartan
#

Jay Jay the Jet Planr

silent wagon
#

NO

covert knoll
#

reboot

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get out

#

reboot

#

anything else can go away

silent wagon
#

WE DON'T SPEAK OF JAY JAY

fickle obsidian
#

what do u have against jimmy neutron

clever vessel
#

Terrifying 3D graphics

sterile tartan
#

jay jay

fickle obsidian
#

display the jay

clever vessel
#

Give me some of that brain gum Jimmy

sterile tartan
#

I liked the pink plane

clever vessel
#

πŸ‘‹

clever vessel
#

She's taken

sterile tartan
#

I was like

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Four

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When I watched the show

clever vessel
#

She's too old for you get a grip

sterile tartan
#

I-

#

What

clever vessel
#

Or go for it I'm not stopping you

sterile tartan
fickle obsidian
#

lol

silent wagon
#

Jay Jay was an absolute god damn nightmare

fickle obsidian
#

i don't think i ever knew what that was called

sterile tartan
#

I'm scared...

fickle obsidian
#

we should bring it back

silent wagon
#

Fuck that show, Thomas the train was creepy enough. We didn't need plane versions

fickle obsidian
#

trainfaces vs. planefaces

clever vessel
#

Flesh trains

sterile tartan
fickle obsidian
#

snakes vs. pterodactyls

sterile tartan
silent wagon
#

Yeah, the fuckin Blaine the Mono show was 😬 enough without there being a plane version

fickle obsidian
#

how do you feel about bob the builder

sterile tartan
#

Dude was high af

covert knoll
#

that kid's show?

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i heard the song sometimes, it was kinda catchy

clever vessel
#

Blane the Mono show?? I thought that was just in the dark tower

covert knoll
#

fraggle rock

sterile tartan
#

Y e s

silent wagon
#

Anything related to Thomas the train is secretly Blaine the Mono and you can't convince me otherwise @clever vessel

covert knoll
#

hands up if you remember fraggle rock and eureka's castle

sterile tartan
#

Fraggle Rock yes

clever vessel
#

πŸ‘‹

fickle obsidian
#

(sshh no one raise ur hand)

covert knoll
#

you are all so old

clever vessel
#

Thx

#

U2

fickle obsidian
#

name actually doesn't remember either

covert knoll
#

dude

fickle obsidian
#

it was all an age test =X

covert knoll
#

let me tell you a thing or two

silent wagon
#

Fraggle rock song is heinously catchy

sterile tartan
#

I'm not THAT old, but my mom had me watch a lot of older cartoons

covert knoll
#

okay okay

clever vessel
#

You were raised well

covert knoll
#

here's a damning one

#

hr puffnstuff

fickle obsidian
#

i was not raised in a well

sterile tartan
clever vessel
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It's deep and cold like my soul

fickle obsidian
#

i've heard of ol' hr

silent wagon
#

@clever vessel I'd rather not have there be an actual Blaine the Mono show, lol. Creepy bastard. Thomas is close enough

clever vessel
#

I love that scene

#

In the book

sterile tartan
#

these riddles suck

silent wagon
#

Kills Blaine with dumbass riddles

clever vessel
#

Hehe

fickle obsidian
#

how to unsettle s0ul: place a dimly backlit image of thomas throughout their residence

sterile tartan
#

I would stab it

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Like no joke, straight up stab it

silent wagon
#

That would unsettle 99% of the population

covert knoll
#

okay

clever vessel
#

Sounds like a plan

covert knoll
#

here's 1 movie i'll watch

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because i'm a sucker

fickle obsidian
#

1

covert knoll
#

graveyard of the fireflies

fickle obsidian
#

it can't be pokemon

silent wagon
#

Oof

fickle obsidian
#

hey it wasn't

clever vessel
#

Batman and robin

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Oh man

#

Ghibli

sterile tartan
#

Yes

#

Ghibli

clever vessel
#

Sad one

fickle obsidian
#

i don't know what li is so i can't gib sorry

clever vessel
#

Go buy studio Ghibli movie set

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Like

#

Now

#

I'm waiting

fickle obsidian
#

no i mean i just don't know to gib u li when i don't know what li is

clever vessel
#

gub

fickle obsidian
#

i know what ghibli is, just not li

sterile tartan
#

smartass

fickle obsidian
#

😏

clever vessel
fickle obsidian
#

The last episode of Game of Thrones ends with somebody narrating "And that's how my grandfather came into possession of this urn" with a fade in on an older lady in a chair, that's right, it's actually been an episode of Antiques Roadshow and the urn is fake and worth $10

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sterile tartan
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Hah, it's Ghibli before Ghibli was founded

magic cloak
#

Knock knock

fickle obsidian
#

hey @silent wagon

clever vessel
#

Who's there

silent wagon
#

Wot

magic cloak
#

Boo hoo

silent wagon
#

Eat pant

magic cloak
#

Zoidberg here

clever vessel
#

Boo, hop?

fickle obsidian
#

boo hoo who?

silent wagon
#

It's the muskrat

magic cloak
#

I am no muskrat

plucky briar
#

What is happening

clever vessel
#

Hype

#

Things are happening

silent wagon
#

@magic cloak This channel's pins say otherwise

magic cloak
#

I am a pterodactyl

sterile tartan
#

Nothing smart

fickle obsidian
#

something profound

magic cloak
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@silent wagon no u

plucky briar
#

Usually nothing smart happens

sterile tartan
#

Look at this stuff

clever vessel
#

all aboard the hype train

magic cloak
#

You can suck my units @silent wagon

sterile tartan
#

Isn't it neat

fickle obsidian
#

!hypetrain

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😭

magic cloak
#

!traincrash

sterile tartan
clever vessel
#

Tiered shelf feel this train

covert knoll
#

guilty pleasure: the super mario bros movie

silent wagon
#

You have more than one unit eyeshake

magic cloak
#

Is that pokemon carrying a onion

sterile tartan
#

Uh

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Sorta

fickle obsidian
#

πŸ‘€

sterile tartan
#

It's a fuckin Bulbasaur

fickle obsidian
#

the onion is the universe

silent wagon
#

@covert knoll Wasn't Yoshi a T-Rex in that? I blanked it out

covert knoll
#

yes

#

so?

fickle obsidian
#

within that, all of the pokΓ©mon universe exists

#

if all bulbasaur were to disappear there would be no more pokΓ©mon

clever vessel
#

poke balls must roll until there's no more rolling to be done

plucky briar
#

That a lot of rolling

silent wagon
#

Why is Mewtwo in the Detective Pikachu trailer

plucky briar
#

How about a little more?

magic cloak
#

Bulbasaur

fickle obsidian
#

I'm still waiting for Mewthree

magic cloak
#

So its indeed having onion bulbs on it

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😩

covert knoll
#

i'm going to have to see detective pikachu in imax 3d

#

i feel bad, but it'll be good

plucky briar
#

What about MewBB2(1111111)?

silent wagon
#

Is Mewtwo gonna turn the main dude into stone like the last time he was in a movie

covert knoll
#

what about mew mew 2?

sterile tartan
#

I can't watch 3D movies

fickle obsidian
#

what about mew2mew

magic cloak
plucky briar
#

Migraines on migraines

sterile tartan
#

^^^

magic cloak
#

Pokemons are secretly cats in costumes

plucky briar
#

Yes

sterile tartan
#

All of thwm?

silent wagon
#

I'm just sayin', last time a dude with a Pikachu fucked with Mewtwo the dude got turned into a rock

fickle obsidian
#

3D movies do next to nothing for me

clever vessel
#

Agreed

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I prefer 2D

fickle obsidian
#

i can't help wondering if my depth perception is all fucked to hell or something, lol

silent wagon
#

4D or bust

plucky briar
#

1D is best

magic cloak
#

10D is best

plucky briar
#

No

#

No

clever vessel
#

1E

plucky briar
#

That’s the worst

fickle obsidian
#

69D

clever vessel
#

got eem

plucky briar
#

BB2(11111)D

covert knoll
#

i don't care if it hurts my head

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and my eyes

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and gives me a migraine for a week

fickle obsidian
#

you should bring a pikaplush

covert knoll
#

okay

clever vessel
#

Sounds spongey

covert knoll
#

i have one with a pretty skirt, is that cool?

fickle obsidian
#

total immersion experience

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3D, pikaplush

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trainer's outfit

sterile tartan
#

I watched Fucking. Star Wars. The Force Awakens. In. Goddamn 3D. Because. My mom thought that. Was a good idea

plucky briar
#

Whoa yeah wow

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Oof

clever vessel
#

You can dip in in cool cola to dab your sweaty forehead

fickle obsidian
#

huh, they did that in 3D, weird

clever vessel
#

During intense scenes

covert knoll
#

i don't have a trainer's outfit. . . but i have a vault 111 jumpsuit. . .close enough?

sterile tartan
#

It was painful in more ways than one

fickle obsidian
#

🀷

plucky briar
#

I remember I saw some space movie in 3D and it was just aweful

sterile tartan
#

Yikes

plucky briar
#

I mean, the movie itself was good...

fickle obsidian
#

I've never had positive or negative experiences with 3D

clever vessel
#

3d movies haven't evolved much. Those dumb glasses

plucky briar
#

But I couldn’t think for the headache and how the 3D glasses don’t work with normal glasses

fickle obsidian
#

I've been able to wear them with my glasses πŸ€”

plucky briar
#

Lucky you

sterile tartan
#

I watched something else in 3D too but I don't remember what... it had the Minions "ba ba ba, ba na nana" thing with the party blowers as a preview

fickle obsidian
#

but i'm not sure if it undermined the effect

plucky briar
#

It always does

silent wagon
#

Last 3D movie I watched was Underworld 4

fickle obsidian
#

o h, lmao

silent wagon
#

Fucking awful

plucky briar
#

People who don’t need glasses tend to have better experiences with 3D movies

fickle obsidian
#

That may explain my absolutely nothing experience with them

sterile tartan
#

They have over-the-glasses 3D things now

plucky briar
#

Never used them

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Might help

fickle obsidian
#

I'm just lucky i didn't get headaches, hate that for others, like yourself

sterile tartan
#

Eh. The way they do the 3D hurts my head

plucky briar
#

Yup, another reason why they’re bad

sterile tartan
#

The way you wear the glasses doesn't make a difference

clever vessel
#

πŸ›

plucky briar
#

Me too

sterile tartan
#

Unless you toss them on the floor

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Wear them on your foot

covert knoll
#

i'm also gonna buy a too expensive drink

plucky briar
#

Night folks, before I wake up in 5 hours

sterile tartan
#

Night

fickle obsidian
#

oof

#

later

sterile tartan
magic cloak
#

Doot doot

mint spear
#

oh

magic cloak
#

Endgame spoilers

#

But so many people bts

magic cloak
#

This is lit

open bane
#

No u

magic cloak
#

😩

#

@open bane

open bane
#

me trying to sleep

magic cloak
#

You sleep on the bed silly.not the poop chute

open bane
#

No I meant that gif is me

magic cloak
#

Ah

open bane
#

Trying and trying to no success

magic cloak
#

Well it is you.its zoidberg

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I would suggest evolving your claws

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😩

open bane
open bane
#

Fun until you walk into something haha

magic cloak
#

True

open bane
#

I'd assume it's on a phone though so you'd still be aware of your surroundings while using

magic cloak
#

Its a headset i think

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AR

open bane
#

Oh weird then lol

magic cloak
#

It's like google glass

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There is another one with the first world of mario

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On a really long road

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You can play it wearing the glass thing

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Found it

silver mantle
#

I want augmented reality like in Heavy Rain so on control point I could cover up the icky industrial engineering space with a beautiful forest

arctic eagle
#

That would be sooo goood

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Minus the uh

silver mantle
#

But theyd also have to allow peds haha

arctic eagle
#

||side effects||

silver mantle
#

Well that's just david cages weirdness haha

arctic eagle
#

True

#

Not only is it cool, ARI sounds like the name of a cute girl

#

So it's twice as good

silver mantle
#

Yiss

magic cloak
#

Future people workplaces will be cool then

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Cant wait till people become trapped in headsets

silver mantle
#

M9h9e9 kinda did a thing on that and it was horrible; I just want my workplace to look less disgusting industrial

mint spear
#

Me and my GF was speaking about a similar-ish thing yesterday. We spoke about how great it would be to not need sleep to free up 8 hours a day but then we realized that the free time would suddenly be included as work.

#

You wouldn't have a reason to go home because you wouldn't get tired.

arctic eagle
#

Then the very concept of time would come crashing down

#

And the world would be thrown into anarchy

mint spear
#

Yeah it would be a mess for sure, could say it would be chaos.

#

Holy shit I'm funny.

arctic eagle
#

Tasty chaos

mint spear
#

I do believe that our lifetime will witness technology increasing human life spans to way beyond 100.

magic cloak
#

Nah

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It will be hidden behind massive paywalls

#

😩

mint spear
#

Yeah, we're already slowing down the effects of aging without technology.

#

Being 100 with a 50 year body would effectively double your age.

magic cloak
#

I don't get what you mean

#

Yeah, we're already slowing down the effects of aging without technology. This part

mint spear
#

Just being healthy and actively exercising is slowing down the effects of aging, we have a more solid understanding of things that are both good and bad for us which allows us to make pro-active decisions.

#

The foods we eat are a LOT different than just 100 years ago.

#

We have eradicated diseases and illnesses and have an overall better quality of life than at any other point in Human history.

#

It's not too far fetched to imagine that you will live to see 100 years old.

magic cloak
#

Ah that makes sense now

mint spear
#

Although I guess eradicating disease does fall under the technology side of things tbh

night bobcat
#

If I make 100, I better be able to still use my hands

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So I can play games

magic cloak
#

Same

mint spear
#

Hey that's my reason too.

magic cloak
#

I think i don't wanna live past 40.

mint spear
#

wtf

night bobcat
#

You do

mint spear
#

I wanna live as long as I possibly can.

magic cloak
#

Mostly because the world will be shit when i am about 40

mint spear
#

There's so much I wish to see and do.

magic cloak
#

I feel like climate change will be a big problem

mint spear
#

Yeah but not a problem like you're imagining.

#

We're not gunna be fighting for drips of water or pieces of food.

magic cloak
#

It would not be possible to protect yourself by simply using a AC anymore once its like that

#

Hey london is supposed to run out of freshwater by 2050

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🀷

mint spear
#

I imagine it'll turn into a world where everyone is self sufficient, energy being stored in Tesla batteries and people growing their own food.

magic cloak
#

I mean if thats what happens,i would like it

mint spear
#

London is predicted to run out freshwater if we was to carry on the path we are on.

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UK has declared a climate emergency and is about to make huge changes. UK is actively reducing CO2 output year on year and expected to be net zero by 2050.

#

That means that the freshwater problem will be wholly avoided because they're already making steps to make sure that does not happen.

magic cloak
#

Hmmm

mint spear
#

China is actively taking measures and is reducing CO2 output year on year.

#

Most of Europe is declining CO2 usage too.

#

It really isn't gunna be a Mad Max world my dude. Just gunna have wildly unpredictable weather which we are already witnessing.

#

I mean, it's snowing in France.

#

Most of Northern Europe is snowing

magic cloak
#

Oh i never meant mad max type.

night bobcat
#

I wish

magic cloak
#

I meant more like food crops being spoiled

night bobcat
#

I have some car ideas

magic cloak
#

Due to weather

mint spear
#

We'll adapt 🀷

magic cloak
#

Water getting scarce

mint spear
#

Probably follow China's lead.

magic cloak
#

Etc

#

Chinas lead seanbomination

night bobcat
#

I'll find a hunchback to fix up my ride, I'll be fine

mint spear
#

China is using abandoned apartment blocks for hydroponic farms.

magic cloak
#

Lol

#

Yeah thats because they made them abandoned by building more than necessary

mint spear
#

Crops will still grow outdoors, maybe just not where they currently grow now.

magic cloak
#

Tower after tower build ,entire cities unoccupied

#

I wanna grow my own food too

#

I tried growing tomamtoes

mint spear
#

Most of UK is indoor grown, most of the fruit here is from hydroponic farms.

magic cloak
#

It gave like 2 tomatoes and then the plant died lmao

inland grotto
#

😦

magic cloak
#

😩

night bobcat
#

Practice

inland grotto
#

Poor tomato plant.

magic cloak
#

It simply withered overnight

night bobcat
#

Everyone kills their first crop attempt

magic cloak
#

It was so wilted when i woke up

clever vessel
#

Gleam is right

#

Practice makes perfect

inland grotto
#

I’m no botanist, so I can’t really help with being a plant coroner, besides if the plant was too hot or had a very high sodium intake.

magic cloak
#

It grew pretty tall tho

#

From a tomato

inland grotto
#

To a vine.

magic cloak
#

Yeah i had those stick things for it to twirl

#

It got lots of water and sunlight

mint spear
#

My tomato plant turned into a bush.

magic cloak
#

It can do that?

mint spear
#

🀷

#

Apparently so

#

My rhubarb plant definitely grew some over winter though.

#

Which is nice.

#

Guys, God exists

#

Six months later, I get this email out of the blue

#

It was a freaking stupid rule to have anyway.

#

Sucks, because I’ve already moved accounts, but I’ll move back to go from my 12 followers to my 100 again

#

Nyx got his account locked for the exact same reason.

#

@torpid dust there is hope

#

It's so stupid 🀷
"You was younger than 13 when you created your account but even though your not now we're still locking your account."

torpid dust
#

Oh fucking hell

#

Thanks Expand

#

It's been like 2 years already

mint spear
#

I'd love to know the conversations that were had that locking accounts was the most logical step forward.

#

All because I decided to be truthful and change my date to the real one

torpid dust
#

Same

#

TIL: Fraud is safer

mint spear
#

Meanwhile steam thinks I was born in 1906 and hasn’t questioned it

#

Lmao what

#

The funny thing is that I’m old enough (17), but I still lie by habit

#

I mean when viewing steam store pages logged out

torpid dust
#

Me too tbh

simple siren
#

I just punch in random year

mint spear
#

1st January 1990 is my go to even though I'm 31.

magic cloak
simple siren
#

you just want to feel young again Hex

mint spear
#

yes 😩

magic cloak
#

I go for 1st jan 2000

#

Since its 2019 already

mint spear
#

Oh yeah, so it is.

#

By the time I get used to writing years, it’s the next year

night bobcat
#

I use as far back as they let me

mint spear
#

"This dude is 300 years old."

night bobcat
#

πŸ˜ƒ

mint spear
#

I used 1800 for my Yahoo account and the site said "you're not from the past"

torpid dust
#

Hex we have the same fake age

mint spear
#

lmao

#

Nice!

#

We fake DoB bro's

#

I used 2018 in 2017 and it said "you're not from the future"

torpid dust
#

The best kind of twins

#

How do they know

mint spear
#

πŸ‘»

torpid dust
#

There's a guy in my car park with a custom license plate

#

And it's TI21

#

And I keep joking he's from the future

mint spear
#

If they know, why do they give the option? 🀷

torpid dust
#

Because of how UK license plates work

mint spear
#

He sounds like he is from the future.

#

The devs like having a bit of fun

magic cloak
#

He is out to get the T800

#

😩

mint spear
#

Oh fun story today, I woke up 6am, got ready for uni and fell asleep again. I check my watch and it says 9:40am meaning I missed the first lecture. I quickly get an Uber and head off to uni. I burst into the class and the first lecture has barely started.

night bobcat
#

That doesn't sound that fun

loud pine
#

damn

open bane
#

are you john cena

magic cloak
#

He is probably drax

plucky briar
#

Well lucky would be more accurate

#

Also what’s happening to you @loud pine

loud pine
#

what do you mean?

open bane
#

he doesn't feel so good mr stark

loud pine
#

im ageing but im not sure that's what you meant.

#

@plucky briar

dusty magnet
#

Lmao there's a guy with no name or pfp wtf

#

It's messing with me

magic cloak
#

It actually says "not invisible" his name that is

#

Some mod is probably messing around

inland grotto
#

Hex, Nyx, is that your doing?

magic cloak
#

If you close your app and restart,you can see the name for a second before it becomes blank

dusty magnet
#

Can confirm it is neither hex nor nyx

#

Alright I've decided that I do not want to be 18.

#

I will now forever identify as 17

magic cloak
#

I usually identify as a 5 year old

clear girder
#

i made some new art

dusty magnet
#

Let's see it

clear girder
#

its in #no-mans-art (self promo owo)

okay, hows everyone doin lol

silver mantle
#

tired, sore, strangely blissful

magic cloak
#

I am fully bored

#

Of everything

silver mantle
#

i was the sole graveyarder today cuz everyone else called in sick hahaha

open bane
#

cleaning out my room for when i fully move out is a lot

#

also that does not sound fun

magic cloak
#

Why are you moving out?

open bane
#

job, so can afford to not live with fam

magic cloak
#

Ah cool

clear girder
#

im doing that as soon as i get out of high school

#

moving in with motha

#

i mean fatha

#

two different things

#

he's in mass

open bane
#

where in mass?

magic cloak
#

Which state.are.you moving to? @open bane

clear girder
#

quincy

open bane
#

same state

#

and nice, right in between where i am now and where i'll be lol

magic cloak
#

Ah cool

open bane
#

going through old clothes, i can't believe some of the stupid shit i used to wear

magic cloak
#

Me_irl

silver mantle
#

ik that feeling

open bane
#

lime green/grey/black striped hoodie

#

what the fuck

mint spear
#

Oh nice

#

That's the kind of shit I wear.

dusty magnet
#

I can't believe I used to wear clothes tbh

#

So immature

magic cloak
#

Lol

open bane
#

you can probably pull it off better than i ever could hex

magic cloak
#

I wear shorts and t-shirts

#

😩

mint spear
#

I'm about to throw my wardrobe out tbh

magic cloak
#

Why

mint spear
#

I just wanna change up my fashion.

magic cloak
#

Are you becoming a fashonista?

silver mantle
#

i still kept my grunge stuff tbh

open bane
#

i started doing that recently hex

#

made me a lot more confident

mint spear
#

I have dresses I paid > Β£1,000 for that will end up in a charity shop.

#

I hope whoever gets them realises the value 😦

pine carbon
#

e

mint spear
#

Who are you?

#

Welcome to NMScord

pine carbon
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f

open bane
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i mostly wear slim/skinny/tapered pants with hoodies now lol

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above the knee shorts with short sleeve buttonups with print in the summer

pine carbon
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f is for flannels, only flannels and khakis

open bane
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i need to buy more flannels

mint spear
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F is for fart.

pine carbon
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farts

open bane
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i have a few because beard so required but none that are like go to flannels

undone moat
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I wear

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shirts

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and

silver mantle
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i wear stuff when i go outside

pine carbon
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we at henlo games dont even know what clothing is

undone moat
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and

mint spear
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I'm trying to find them shirt t-shirt combo t-shirts and I dunno what they are called.

undone moat
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and

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pant

mint spear
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So it looks like t-shirt underneath a shirt.

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But Google is no help. 😩

undone moat
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you know what I never got?

pine carbon
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no clothing or you die

undone moat
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sleeveless hoodies

pine carbon
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thats our motto at henlo games

loud pine
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slove

silver mantle
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sleeveless hoodies are for ppl who think everyone wants to see their biceps