#off-topic-bond-james-bond
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Anyway, if you don't agree, that's fine, I know its a bold viewpoint and I can't force you to watch anything even if I think you should
You shouldn't rip a hole in your pants
I might not mind fucking you sideways though.... u a cute girl?
Jesus Christ. Why is off topic so not humorus today?
youre going through a phase
It's not a phase mom
Why ask Jesus? He got better things to do
I'm not asking him, I'm invoking the power granted to me by the Lord and savior Jesus Christ
Oh that should be ok, then
What is up with pants today?
is emergency
Who's dumb enough to wear underwear?
Me, at least
Clean undies every day, cuz you never know what's gonna happen.
But at least it'll happen in clean underwear
what's underwear?
I'm wearing only the finest of dong-enhancing undergarments
Well good. Then so what if your pants ripped? You're wearing more pants
Duct tape
Duck tape
I felt a breeze as I walked in the door
KNOCK KNOCK ITS THE UNITED STATES
Whoa I didnβt read the earlier conversation that might have been the wrong time to say that
π
Duct
Tape
And
Super
Glue
Liquid stitch
Yeah cause that works on fabric
The tape will but you'll look like an idiot
Maybe on the inside
Black duct tape
What if youβre wearing white pants?
Then you have a lot more to worry about than the rip
Didnβt expect that
Actually that might work
Dip the staples in thin paint (the same color as your pants) and then you might get away with it
anyone wanna play NMS?
Thatβs a sad puzzle
Massive
My grandmother and I used to have competitions with 1000 piece puzzles to see who was faster. I always lost of course, but the point is that the pieces were a lot more diverse than that
I always just barely lost
Did you try kicking her down the stairs so she couldn't move faster anymore?
She died last year so that was extremely offensive thank you
Autism Horse did not like that
i live in england its an island so it is exspencive
A thicc island
xD
A old, rich, island
bite your pillow@plucky briar
Nice
Ok
im got loads of MULA/TB
A megabyte is a million bytes, and a terrabyte is a trillion
If you have a TB of money then...
ehhh i think not
A Terabyte is more precisely defined as 1,024 gigabytes (GB), while a petabyte consists of 1,024 TB. The prefix Tera is derived from the Greek word for monster.
@mint spear based on facts how much do you like NMS? 1/10000
I would give it a 8000/10000
I like how people canβt connect the dots of logic
If you make dollar be the βbaseβ of the prefix Tera, then youβll have a βteradollarβ, which would be a trillion or whatever it is dollars
Good
Make sure to staple the old ones
And thats it
I have zero assignments left
all i have to do now is be prepared for the exams and squish them
Nice, good job
Your avatar looks exactly like someone who would say that
Now remember: donβt be scared by the squiggly squid lines on the tree organs
Thanks, I guess
That's just spirochetes, silly
Wat
Oh ok I see what you did there
They aren't normally a tree's problem tho
star citizen is superior!
to what?
This is correct
Star Citizen is currently still a former scam trying to turn into a real game
wanna see my stream an show you how far its coming? π
i wonder if that one hello games employee is still over there working on it
i think he had something to do with environments/terrain generation
Huh? @clever vessel
heeey dont anyone wanna see? π¦
I think right after launch, one of the employees left HG to work for Cloud Imperium
See what?
he said he's streaming star cit
oh missed that comment
I watch some every once in a while
it's impressive
but...7 years.
I think it'll release though
I just don't like how SC works
I'm not interested in strictly MP games where only people who pay huge amounts have all the advantages
That's not fun to me
Far as I can tell, it's taken an extremely harsh and punishing approach to costs of losses too
I don't play games that have a tiny glimmer of fun amidst a sea of grinding and frustration and failure like all those new-age "survival" games like Rust
Ill watch though, fuck it
It's literally not even 1% of what they said it would be lol
It looks cool but it's not a game really
Watched about 3 seconds. Not interested
why
It's not of interest to me
No need to pm me either. Thank you
Not being interested in something isn't harsh
then why comment about it?
I love O(pi)Nions
pie
It really does suck
On a scale of 1-10, everything Ive ever touched from Starbucks was a 2 or less
Granted, after two or three helpings of sewage-grade trash you just don't keep going back, lol
How the hell are they so successful
Idk
people like sugar
Any time I ever go there I think something is going to be different but it all tastes the same.
Sometimes I'll go with friends and think I'm going to get something unique to fit in but then I panic and end up getting a regular iced chai tea lol.
because saying a lot of words at a fast food joint just breaks my brain
I like places I can just go to and say "i'll have a number 3, and a sweet tea"
no bullshit, no extras
no fancy schmancy language to describe what size i want
@hardy walrus What do you fly in the verse?
OMG I think I caught ALEKS college chem being wrong!
Its a rare day, Aleks is pretty exceptional
Nothing like those losers over at mcmillian lol
Ahhhh Aleks... I remember signing up for an algebra course and it was Aleks dropped the course immediately lmao
THeres a molecular structure thing
it asked about O3
and its correct answer is claiming it has 3 bonds
but I think it's treating this like the O3 is bonded to something else as a core, but it isnt
O3 is ozone, which has one double-bond and one single bond, both connected to one central O atom
So yeah the answer was wrong
I did misspeak a little I meant its being treated like 3 "electron groups" which counts a double bond as one group
But yeah I double checked with the internet and its an error on ALEK's part
Going on a quick campus tour tomorrow. Mildly excited tbh
so, uh, finally tried the orange vanilla coke and it's like 5% orange, 10% vanilla, & 85% regular coke
I like making it with those Coca Cola Freestyle machines, lol
I've been doing that long before it was an official flavor
The official flavor is meh to me
I'd put a higher mix of orange to it, keep the vanilla minimal
As it is the vanilla seems to largely overpower the other two flavors
I just mix 3/4 Orange Coke and 1/4 Vanilla Coke in those Freestyle machines
Now I'm making myself wonder, would a fanta/coke mix taste terrible?
No
fanta orange, that is
wait
is that the only flavor? i have no fucking idea, lmao
Grape Fanta, Strawberry Fanta, etc
Thought that's how it went, just couldn't recall having seen the others
Grape is π, Strawberry is meh
But yeah, sounds like we have the same idea regarding mix
I'm kinda regretting not just getting a cherry coke now π©
I've been doing that mix for years, Coke can fuck off with their wannabe version of my beautiful drink π
Oh, they're in gas stations?
They're in every McDonald's I've been to in the last 5 years
And every movie theater
we have them in most gas stations, burger kings, 7-11s
huh
can't speak for mcdonalds because that place makes me ill
I basically never go into fast food places
I'd die without McDonald's apple pie tbh
I always just swing by the window 'cause fast food and all π€·
go inside sometimes, grab a burger king crown
lol
Wendy's>other fast food chains
wendy's is real crap
Wendy's burgers>
terrible
But the last few times I have gone into fast food places around here, can't say I've seen those machines. Maybe somehow it's actually been years since I have, lmao
And I always just ignore theatre drinks/food, because pricy noise
So there's a good chance I've literally just overlooked where theatres here have those machines
Wot
detective pikachu might get me to go to a theatre because pokemon
god do i not like movies
Excuse
Gamer is a talking muskrat on cocaine
lol
a) i can predict the endings of 90% of movies, which ruins the fun
@dusty magnet pls pindle that windle
b) i don't like having (at best) 3 hours to get to know characters, they don't have time to establish themselves and grow
c) i don't like having to stay engaged for that same length of time for such little pay off
Go watch the extended cut of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, lol. 13+ hours π
why?
read the fucking books, they're better
or listen to the audibooks, because who has time to read?
movies tend to be a happy medium for me, where when i don't feel like spending an excessive amount of time to get to know the characters i can just flip them on
and generally speaking more extended series are about as predictable, just taking longer to get to the same beats a movie might
b) i don't like having (at best) 3 hours to get to know characters, they don't have time to establish themselves and grow
I mean, Endgame just finished 11 years worth of character arcs
don't get me started on super hero movies
to me those are the worst and most boring of anything
honestly a series that has only 1 season tends to be iffy for me.
o-o
I'm kind of curious now, do you have a preferred length for a series? Or just enjoy the ride however long it goes type?
Firefly tho
voyager
that's a sweet length
just long enough where it started to get a little stale
and janeway was the best captain
Firefly got one season and a movie π
cowboy bebop is better
go read the books where you can read 20 pages of a poem and 50 pages of walking and talking
it's about the journey not the destination maan
it's dry af
ye i prefer the waterslide edition
lol
wanna know a series i cannot stand for the life of me, and feel bad about?
it's supernatural
Tell y tobbie s
I've half a mind to ping em
I think he was going to say
@fickle obsidian I guarantee you he doesn't care about disliking Supernatural, lol
@covert knoll
oshit
Can't leave us hanging like that, man
Angry beavers
I can't tell if that was a pun or not
Bun
nice bun zug
thanks you
β
sqrtsqrt
π€½
can't stand that loser
Same tbh
oooooohhhhh lmao
Never cared for Dr who
i always preferred dr how
Dr whut
Same
I tried, but couldn't make myself like it either
Had a gf who loved it, that's the only reason I ended up trying
hm. well good.
another series i can't get into is the new my little pony
it's so bad
I liked the new MLP for a while then just kinda got bored with it
the one from this millenium
A few years back I saw a few episodes and found it pretty funny
I ain't no brony though
I would probably watch more tbh but it isn't worth catching up I don't think
Wonder how the cartoons are these days
that depends
Don't even watch TV anymore
the old one isn't good, but the new one is so bad
Bad remakes of better ones @clever vessel
Sad
I like the new She-Ra, it's okay
The original Ben 10 was cool af
There was this one show we were watching, these kids woke up in a weird place and kept discovering new powers and noticing glitches in the world...
They killed Total Drama Island too
It's a Netflix cartoon tho
Be more respectful to ducks
I'm waiting for Cartoon Network to kill Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy so I can go shit on their front porch
You mean reruns?
Okay okay
@clever vessel No, I mean horrifically remaking it like they did with Ben 10 and Teen Titans and Total Drama
Lmao
Oh
seriously though, i loved swat kats
Samurai Jack?
Whacha
Samurai. Pizza. Cats.
Tf is SWAT Cats
it's a show that's too old for you youngins
Just early 90s
cartoon network exclusive, back when it wasn't a garbage channel
Bring back Ren and Stimpy
Does anyone remember Rollie Pollie Ollie. I know it existed and can find it on YouTube but that's it
Animaniacs is coming back, I'm happy af
Blue's clues with Steve better
I'm trying to picture a Johnny Bravo remake and I can't, lol
Lmao
swat kats

they were fucking bad ass dudes
Yes
Tf
git old, scrub
heh
Whu ping
they had mummies
if you remember a cartoon about mummies it's almost definitely mummies alive
Bee flew in the room
No
@dusty magnet s0ul's description of gamer, lol
It was apparently called Tutenstein
git old, scrub
You know Gargoyles came out before the mummy show, right? π
doesn't matter
It appears that I misread the situation
Can we all agree that Cow and Chicken was an abomination
Oh gods
It was in a good way

Punish that windle
oh okay wait
an absolute wonder, was cow & chicken
No u
ty bee, sorry for confuse
DENNIP
I was worried someone had committed treason
It was me 
O h
Cows utter π» π»
who is cliff?
Be careful
ofu
h
b
c
Heathcliff was like the off brand Garfield
Don't forget the bonkers animation Transformers: Beast Wars had
π
beast wars
eat me first
the oooold beast wars
Big sleep
Smol slep
I'm full
back in my day those wars were beasted
agreed

GTA is big fun
Am I dreaming again
what are the perfect shoes for hard ground
Soft
what are softest
Pillows
Me
This entire show felt like a drug-induced hallucination, ngl
https://youtu.be/1FKpU0pnne8
ThotThor
that's basically that whole era
Jay Jay the Jet Planr
NO
WE DON'T SPEAK OF JAY JAY
what do u have against jimmy neutron
Terrifying 3D graphics
jay jay
display the jay
Give me some of that brain gum Jimmy
I liked the pink plane
π
Her
She's taken
She's too old for you get a grip
Or go for it I'm not stopping you

lol
Jay Jay was an absolute god damn nightmare
i don't think i ever knew what that was called
I'm scared...
we should bring it back
Fuck that show, Thomas the train was creepy enough. We didn't need plane versions
trainfaces vs. planefaces
Flesh trains

snakes vs. pterodactyls

Yeah, the fuckin Blaine the Mono show was π¬ enough without there being a plane version
how do you feel about bob the builder
Dude was high af
Blane the Mono show?? I thought that was just in the dark tower
fraggle rock
Y e s
Anything related to Thomas the train is secretly Blaine the Mono and you can't convince me otherwise @clever vessel
hands up if you remember fraggle rock and eureka's castle
Fraggle Rock yes
π
(sshh no one raise ur hand)
you are all so old
name actually doesn't remember either
dude
it was all an age test =X
let me tell you a thing or two
Fraggle rock song is heinously catchy
I'm not THAT old, but my mom had me watch a lot of older cartoons
okay okay
You were raised well
i was not raised in a well

It's deep and cold like my soul
i've heard of ol' hr
@clever vessel I'd rather not have there be an actual Blaine the Mono show, lol. Creepy bastard. Thomas is close enough
these riddles suck
Kills Blaine with dumbass riddles
Hehe
how to unsettle s0ul: place a dimly backlit image of thomas throughout their residence
That would unsettle 99% of the population
okay
Sounds like a plan
1
graveyard of the fireflies
it can't be pokemon
Oof
hey it wasn't
Sad one
i don't know what li is so i can't gib sorry
no i mean i just don't know to gib u li when i don't know what li is
gub
i know what ghibli is, just not li
smartass
π
The last episode of Game of Thrones ends with somebody narrating "And that's how my grandfather came into possession of this urn" with a fade in on an older lady in a chair, that's right, it's actually been an episode of Antiques Roadshow and the urn is fake and worth $10
146
945
Hah, it's Ghibli before Ghibli was founded
Knock knock
hey @silent wagon
Who's there
Wot
Boo hoo
Eat pant
Zoidberg here
Boo, hop?
boo hoo who?
It's the muskrat
I am no muskrat
What is happening
@magic cloak This channel's pins say otherwise
I am a pterodactyl
Nothing smart
something profound
@silent wagon no u
Usually nothing smart happens
Look at this stuff
all aboard the hype train
You can suck my units @silent wagon
Isn't it neat
!traincrash

Tiered shelf feel this train
guilty pleasure: the super mario bros movie
You have more than one unit 
Is that pokemon carrying a onion
π
It's a fuckin Bulbasaur
the onion is the universe
@covert knoll Wasn't Yoshi a T-Rex in that? I blanked it out
within that, all of the pokΓ©mon universe exists
if all bulbasaur were to disappear there would be no more pokΓ©mon
poke balls must roll until there's no more rolling to be done
That a lot of rolling
Why is Mewtwo in the Detective Pikachu trailer
How about a little more?
Bulbasaur
I'm still waiting for Mewthree
i'm going to have to see detective pikachu in imax 3d
i feel bad, but it'll be good
What about MewBB2(1111111)?
Is Mewtwo gonna turn the main dude into stone like the last time he was in a movie
what about mew mew 2?
I can't watch 3D movies
what about mew2mew

Migraines on migraines
^^^
Pokemons are secretly cats in costumes
Yes
All of thwm?
I'm just sayin', last time a dude with a Pikachu fucked with Mewtwo the dude got turned into a rock
3D movies do next to nothing for me
i can't help wondering if my depth perception is all fucked to hell or something, lol
4D or bust
1D is best
10D is best
1E
Thatβs the worst
69D
got eem
BB2(11111)D
you should bring a pikaplush
okay
Sounds spongey
i have one with a pretty skirt, is that cool?
I watched Fucking. Star Wars. The Force Awakens. In. Goddamn 3D. Because. My mom thought that. Was a good idea
You can dip in in cool cola to dab your sweaty forehead
huh, they did that in 3D, weird
During intense scenes
i don't have a trainer's outfit. . . but i have a vault 111 jumpsuit. . .close enough?
It was painful in more ways than one
π€·
I remember I saw some space movie in 3D and it was just aweful
Yikes
I mean, the movie itself was good...
I've never had positive or negative experiences with 3D
3d movies haven't evolved much. Those dumb glasses
But I couldnβt think for the headache and how the 3D glasses donβt work with normal glasses
I've been able to wear them with my glasses π€
Lucky you
I watched something else in 3D too but I don't remember what... it had the Minions "ba ba ba, ba na nana" thing with the party blowers as a preview
but i'm not sure if it undermined the effect
It always does
Last 3D movie I watched was Underworld 4
o h, lmao
Fucking awful
People who donβt need glasses tend to have better experiences with 3D movies
That may explain my absolutely nothing experience with them
They have over-the-glasses 3D things now
I'm just lucky i didn't get headaches, hate that for others, like yourself
Eh. The way they do the 3D hurts my head
Yup, another reason why theyβre bad
The way you wear the glasses doesn't make a difference
π
Me too
i'm also gonna buy a too expensive drink
Night folks, before I wake up in 5 hours
Night

Doot doot
oh
No u
You sleep on the bed silly.not the poop chute
No I meant that gif is me
Ah
Trying and trying to no success

Fun until you walk into something haha
True
I'd assume it's on a phone though so you'd still be aware of your surroundings while using
Oh weird then lol
It's like google glass
There is another one with the first world of mario
On a really long road
You can play it wearing the glass thing
Super Mario Bros meets Augmented Reality in this crazy life sized first person experience! I recreated the iconic first level, dressed up as Mario and then p...
Found it
I want augmented reality like in Heavy Rain so on control point I could cover up the icky industrial engineering space with a beautiful forest
But theyd also have to allow peds haha
||side effects||
Well that's just david cages weirdness haha
True
Not only is it cool, ARI sounds like the name of a cute girl
So it's twice as good
Yiss
Future people workplaces will be cool then
Cant wait till people become trapped in headsets
M9h9e9 kinda did a thing on that and it was horrible; I just want my workplace to look less disgusting industrial
Me and my GF was speaking about a similar-ish thing yesterday. We spoke about how great it would be to not need sleep to free up 8 hours a day but then we realized that the free time would suddenly be included as work.
You wouldn't have a reason to go home because you wouldn't get tired.
Then the very concept of time would come crashing down
And the world would be thrown into anarchy
Tasty chaos
I do believe that our lifetime will witness technology increasing human life spans to way beyond 100.
Yeah, we're already slowing down the effects of aging without technology.
Being 100 with a 50 year body would effectively double your age.
I don't get what you mean
Yeah, we're already slowing down the effects of aging without technology. This part
Just being healthy and actively exercising is slowing down the effects of aging, we have a more solid understanding of things that are both good and bad for us which allows us to make pro-active decisions.
The foods we eat are a LOT different than just 100 years ago.
We have eradicated diseases and illnesses and have an overall better quality of life than at any other point in Human history.
It's not too far fetched to imagine that you will live to see 100 years old.
Ah that makes sense now
Although I guess eradicating disease does fall under the technology side of things tbh
Same
Hey that's my reason too.
I think i don't wanna live past 40.
wtf
You do
I wanna live as long as I possibly can.
Mostly because the world will be shit when i am about 40
There's so much I wish to see and do.
I feel like climate change will be a big problem
Yeah but not a problem like you're imagining.
We're not gunna be fighting for drips of water or pieces of food.
It would not be possible to protect yourself by simply using a AC anymore once its like that
Hey london is supposed to run out of freshwater by 2050
π€·
I imagine it'll turn into a world where everyone is self sufficient, energy being stored in Tesla batteries and people growing their own food.
I mean if thats what happens,i would like it
London is predicted to run out freshwater if we was to carry on the path we are on.
UK has declared a climate emergency and is about to make huge changes. UK is actively reducing CO2 output year on year and expected to be net zero by 2050.
That means that the freshwater problem will be wholly avoided because they're already making steps to make sure that does not happen.
Hmmm
China is actively taking measures and is reducing CO2 output year on year.
Most of Europe is declining CO2 usage too.
It really isn't gunna be a Mad Max world my dude. Just gunna have wildly unpredictable weather which we are already witnessing.
I mean, it's snowing in France.
Most of Northern Europe is snowing
Oh i never meant mad max type.
I wish
I meant more like food crops being spoiled
I have some car ideas
Due to weather
We'll adapt π€·
Water getting scarce
Probably follow China's lead.
I'll find a hunchback to fix up my ride, I'll be fine
China is using abandoned apartment blocks for hydroponic farms.
Crops will still grow outdoors, maybe just not where they currently grow now.
Tower after tower build ,entire cities unoccupied
I wanna grow my own food too
I tried growing tomamtoes
Most of UK is indoor grown, most of the fruit here is from hydroponic farms.
It gave like 2 tomatoes and then the plant died lmao
π¦
π©
Practice
Poor tomato plant.
It simply withered overnight
Everyone kills their first crop attempt
It was so wilted when i woke up
Iβm no botanist, so I canβt really help with being a plant coroner, besides if the plant was too hot or had a very high sodium intake.
To a vine.
My tomato plant turned into a bush.
π€·
Apparently so
My rhubarb plant definitely grew some over winter though.
Which is nice.
Guys, God exists
Six months later, I get this email out of the blue
It was a freaking stupid rule to have anyway.
Sucks, because Iβve already moved accounts, but Iβll move back to go from my 12 followers to my 100 again
Nyx got his account locked for the exact same reason.
@torpid dust there is hope
It's so stupid π€·
"You was younger than 13 when you created your account but even though your not now we're still locking your account."
I'd love to know the conversations that were had that locking accounts was the most logical step forward.
All because I decided to be truthful and change my date to the real one
Meanwhile steam thinks I was born in 1906 and hasnβt questioned it
Lmao what
The funny thing is that Iβm old enough (17), but I still lie by habit
I mean when viewing steam store pages logged out
Me too tbh
I just punch in random year
1st January 1990 is my go to even though I'm 31.
you just want to feel young again Hex
yes π©
I use as far back as they let me
"This dude is 300 years old."
π
I used 1800 for my Yahoo account and the site said "you're not from the past"
Hex we have the same fake age
lmao
Nice!
We fake DoB bro's
I used 2018 in 2017 and it said "you're not from the future"
π»
There's a guy in my car park with a custom license plate
And it's TI21
And I keep joking he's from the future
If they know, why do they give the option? π€·
Because of how UK license plates work
Oh fun story today, I woke up 6am, got ready for uni and fell asleep again. I check my watch and it says 9:40am meaning I missed the first lecture. I quickly get an Uber and head off to uni. I burst into the class and the first lecture has barely started.
That doesn't sound that fun
damn
are you john cena
He is probably drax
what do you mean?
he doesn't feel so good mr stark
It actually says "not invisible" his name that is
Some mod is probably messing around
Hex, Nyx, is that your doing?
If you close your app and restart,you can see the name for a second before it becomes blank
Can confirm it is neither hex nor nyx
Alright I've decided that I do not want to be 18.
I will now forever identify as 17
I usually identify as a 5 year old
i made some new art
Let's see it
its in #no-mans-art (self promo owo)
okay, hows everyone doin lol
tired, sore, strangely blissful
i was the sole graveyarder today cuz everyone else called in sick hahaha
Why are you moving out?
job, so can afford to not live with fam
Ah cool
im doing that as soon as i get out of high school
moving in with motha
i mean fatha
two different things
he's in mass
where in mass?
Which state.are.you moving to? @open bane
quincy
Ah cool
going through old clothes, i can't believe some of the stupid shit i used to wear
Me_irl
ik that feeling
Lol
you can probably pull it off better than i ever could hex
I'm about to throw my wardrobe out tbh
Why
I just wanna change up my fashion.
Are you becoming a fashonista?
i still kept my grunge stuff tbh
I have dresses I paid > Β£1,000 for that will end up in a charity shop.
I hope whoever gets them realises the value π¦
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f
i mostly wear slim/skinny/tapered pants with hoodies now lol
above the knee shorts with short sleeve buttonups with print in the summer
f is for flannels, only flannels and khakis
i need to buy more flannels
F is for fart.
farts
i have a few because beard so required but none that are like go to flannels
i wear stuff when i go outside
we at henlo games dont even know what clothing is
and
I'm trying to find them shirt t-shirt combo t-shirts and I dunno what they are called.
you know what I never got?
no clothing or you die
sleeveless hoodies
thats our motto at henlo games
ββββββ¦βββ
ββ£. ββ βββ
ββ. βββββ¦β
ββββ©ββββ
slove
sleeveless hoodies are for ppl who think everyone wants to see their biceps




