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Cheese covered styrofoam
Funyuns>
Bunions
bruh
I will stab a bitch for Funyuns
Dont abuse animals
eat them
I'm so fucking bored at work, covering soldered shit with this epoxy stuff then putting it through our UV light conveyor belt is π΄ π΄ π΄
I'm stuck at a verizon store
Pizza's getting cold. Phone still updating
Bored af.
And listening to a cover version of justin bieber's baby
Kill me
@delicate python RIP
^my face rn
Pizza ain't even for me. For my lady. I made a burger b4. But hungry again
Yeet, I'm off work
Have a good one
Oof, lunch meeting tomorrow
Ohshit, lunch tomorrow is baked potato bar and steak bites
Ok, lunch meeting might not be too bad π
oh jeez @ripe jackal what did u see today
Things!
Nice gradient at sunset.
A bit. Fully staffed hospital, though
Yep. Quick in and out for emergencies
when you're getting some blood...."Units received."
I get to be crammed in a cafeteria with 200+ people trying to get food and dessert at the same time for a lunch meeting tomorrow
But the chef is making baked potatoes and steak bites, so I might be ok with it
I think you screencapped it lol
i think i screencapped it
i think i believed it
Still don't believe you lol
Yep. I'm rood.
lol
just livestream yourself doing another one
I'll watch
fuck you im showing it
Determination
this is happening
I like it
@lost shore he applied the effects but didn't make the icons, so it's a decisive victory for you i believe
Nah. He wins
lol
He may not have made the icons, but he did do all the transformations, so I'd say a draw at the least.
a draw π
oh ffs
who wants to see a happy video
too late
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idk why but reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43RNsxB4jy8
Kazuma walks into the wrong club. Yakuza 2 "Be My Baby" sidequest. One of the strangest moments in the game.
me
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i would watch but i only got ~half an hour
It's actually quite fun watching Bee get his ass kicked lol
its prolly spoilers for me too cuz im not that far into it haha
Fair. I haven't started yet, but I'm thinking tomorrow morning after watching 911.
Either that or Borderlands since the 4k stuff comes out
its def a lot of fun; especially if you can stay perfectly zen βΊ
barring some actual work happening i might play super meat boy tonite
oooh nice
I just watched him suicide off a cliff twice three times four times A LOT OF TIMES
For the content. Why else?
Loss.
Bee's streaming Sekiro
Oooo
and most definitely getting his ass kicked
Idk anything about seikro lol
Take a watch. It's pretty interesting
So you're saying both
yes
Hmmm .let me take the morning coffee first
I'm having lunch
No u
Yes me
@magic cloak Bee said if you come watch, he'll be able to beat the boss he's on
He needs your support lol
Lol. Brb in few minutes
Moral supporr
Moral bee.
@dusty magnet Dude, you're that armored warrior's plaything or something lol.
"Polish my armor, stare at the sunrise, murder some dude with my claymore..."
Got worried for a sec, Bee. Thought you were going over with the dude on the bridge
Yo Bee - we doing Borderlands tomorrow?
Aight. Lets go then.
Start from the beginning lol
When you get to BL2 be sure to post a screen of the dark souls easter egg so ik you found it
oooh yeah. I don't think I've ever seen it
So many games have dark souls Easter eggs
I guess it's cause dark souls is da best
Thanks for watching friends π
Were you streaming?
Is it a game for little babies?
maby
No sekiro is rated M for Mature
Rated M for making me Mad

Nice emotes
Thanks
Np
My bath mat has dispatched btw.
Hopefully be here tomorrow.
I hope so cause I'm not home all day Friday.
Thank god, I was worried about you slipping
This is why I was keeping people updated.
What's a bath mat?
A mat that goes in your bath to stop you slipping over.
^
I don't have a bath mat, I have some of the traction pads - shaped like dog paw prints
Nice!
I don't have a bath
Hex I'm coming to steal your bat math
No, what about safety, don't you care about that at alllll!?
Woop is probably ok with sacrificing hex for their own safety
This is an accident waiting to happen, what if Woop slips and falls whilst stealing my bath mat?
I don't think he thought this through properly.
So, SOP for woop
Worst would be if woop falls when hex is actually bathing
That will scar woop permanently
Probably if woop is into it
Oh, he will be into it
Oh no, I accidentally forgot to lock my bathroom door and I'm now taking a bath.
Wowzers
I had a large portion of my knee skin burnt off with a Korean fuse, had a dozen tiny needles stuck into it until the muscles started to jump, and then had the skin suctioned until it turned purple.
That honestly sounds the opposite of what I call a fun time.
I looked it up and the skin burning shit is called moxibustion
Did you have to pay for the torture, or was it free?
Is it going to work?
Look at the nasty little fuckers
π€
Smoking is bad for you
Wtf is that
I'm swaying towards a type of acupuncture.
Yes sir.
I only call my younger friends "kid".
So I am not a friend?
You said that, not me.
If I'm being honest, you're probably older than me if you ignore my constant stream of bullshit.
Calm down children
Thx Grandpa
I might not be either. π€·
It is a sign of respect
Yeah no
Yeah yeah
It creeps me tbh
π€· he can't be held accountable for your irrational response
Well π€·
I use "Sir" alot because I see it immediately improves peoples day.
Guess it be like that
Yes sir
No u
I can't wait to get home and lay down under a fluffy blanket; dont think I was ready to get outta bed today
π΄
I need maor sleeeeep haha
Sleep good
I finally remembered what I wanted to play when I get home
?
Nooo way
I'm not getting into any routines until they let me be on a single shift for 2 weeks in a row at least
Iconoclasts is this hidden gem of the last year
Its great
Celeste got way more attetntion
If we're talkin about last year Obra Dinn would be the most under-played gaem
I agree
Iconoclasts wasn't hidden really
It too got way less attention than it deserved
I didnt get any...
huh
Odd. I keep getting ads for mobile games more than anything.
Im pumped for cuphead on switch
Wat?
I LIKE THEM BIG
#401847751249362945 maybe possibly once in a while? Who knows
Keeps them further away from me
Triple frontier was great
Bit dumb they || overloaded the chopper, otherwise they could have atleast made it out safe||
I will probably finish tropic thunder today night
It's so memey
smh all i wanna do is play sekiro
Congrats! Remember us when you're famous
Imagine that one day you hear a song being played and someone tells you it's by a dude called ZentreY and the title is "Zoid".
How would you feel?
i'd spew
Got a clearer image?
I have non edited brightness but it's a spec and doesn't show the rainbow of colors it's emitting
I'm not really sure what I'm looking at if I'm being honest.
No satellites are a solid light moving at a steady pace across the sky
Definitely a satellite or other space debris.
It's not aliens if that's what you're suggesting lol
It's never been there before..
Nope it's winter, the company that had all the helicopters here shipped them home
You're the only person that I've communicated with that lives in Antarctica.
All the planes left the airfields in February so none are here
It's one of infinitely many things you probably haven't heard of that get sent high up into the sky
I need to find a camera, my phone is terrible
Looking at its like a rainbow changing colors flashing though
Seems like a missile./rocket test.
Could be some debris from that satellite that india fucking launched a rocket into
Yeah they really goofed hard with that.
Whoa what
was it intentional
A person from antartica
yes
oh
Probably part of that Indian satellite
Damn Indians lol
Chill
I'm mad about it
Shoulda just made sure they destroyed stuff above the ISS orbit range... /S
You mean you don't like Kessler syndrome?
I don't know jack shit about space travel but recognize how dumb of an idea it was
The debris is literally physically at a lower altitude than the ISS
44% increased risk to the ISS.
It's not though. The debris didn't say "oh that's the orbit you want?"
No it's a 44% of a small chance like 0.01%
The debris got knocked into multiple orbits
Point is, it's just made shit a lot more difficult than need be.
That 44% increased chance is just considering the debris they can track.
There's plenty more they don't know the location of
And if that debris collides with anything it'll make more debris
Less an if more a when
No, the guy who worked on tracking debris at NASA did a small ama and said it's not harmful,just that it will make it easier for other countries to not inform before testing
Let me find that
Please please please don't cite Reddit as an academic source.
I'll take the word of NASA over some random tbh
You just cited Reddit.
Reddit is somehow less trustworthy than Wikipedia.
And I don't trust Wikipedia (unless I don't care about the accuracy of the info)
I can only show the info. Whether you want to see it or not π€·
The article with an actual NASA source is literally linked to that post you linked.
I'm saying your source is crap. Get better sources and I'll take what you say seriously.
No, you linked to a guy who claimed he did.
Big difference.
Anyway, I'm out to play Borderlands which means I'll be out for a while.
Have fun chick
Holiday starts Friday so I'll be gone for a while anyway.
Borderlands just speeds that up π€·
Oh! Be well!
scoots out.
scoots in.
Bee
Name
So. We have met. Now we must fight.
pulls out small giraffe Let's do this.
Pulls out Bee you seem to underestimate me.
shit
Charges into battle, bee at the ready

My new track will receive a promotion on epic music world
Lit
What's epic music world
damn nice milkky
this is epic music world @mint spear
vore
VORE!
vore
my word
i'll cry w you
neato
Speaking of Borderlands - updates are on Steam now.
neato (a second time)
oh god people arguing over a project in the hallway
weee
also no bee i haven't
i like collectors items but idk about paying $30 a month...
Can do it for a few months and cancel
afaik those services usually allow pretty flexible cancellation.
yeah
Thanks my dude
Idk, a few art classes
Over the course of a few months, i kept procrastinating
π© π¦
You have zoid wearing a VR helmet. That's already cyberpunk
There's a fuckin financial review lunch meeting rn, kill me
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Jesus fuck this is boring
"We got a different company jet so we're spending less"
Holy hell there's an income chart
Y'all better fuckin kill me, this is godawful
pew
i know i'm really late but don't do lootcrate
moved to #archived-old-serious
Lol
memory lane
Get out
^
oh my god help im so hecking tired
Go to hecking sleep then
fricking work
ugh
plus joe and i are gunna play borderlands later
i gotta waste the next hour
im too tired to work on this script
Pholcidae, commonly known as cellar spiders, are a spider family in the suborder Araneomorphae. The family contains about 1500 species divided into about 80 genera.
What a random fact to see when clicking over here.
Yeah, trying to drive it from NMS:B
@lament ginkgo
Confusion often arises because the name "daddy long-legs" is also applied to two other, distantly related groups of arthropods: harvestmen (which are arachnids but not spiders) and crane flies (which are insects).
Best arachnid is the crawfish
wat
You know, those little fresh water lobster dooders?
Best arachnid is better go do crazy in main while Grandpa is distracted with the offtopic channel!
I know what they are. Didn't know they were in the arachnid family
Lobsters, crabs, shellfish like that. Pretty sure they are arachnids..
You just got April fooled
Maybe I didnt look deep enough but you might be thinking of "arthropod"
Yeah... that's arthropod
who tf confuses a crane fly with a daddy long leg?
not arachnid
crane flies have wings
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Perfect title.
Neat!
That's pretty cool
Joe and I are streaming BL1 if anyone wants to watch
what's that
once again spaceman is a fucking goat with the name "Tea For Thought"
@rare mauve added your name to the channel description. serious thanks for that. you wouldn't mind if I roll with it faaaaaar off into the future, do you? kinda feeling like I want to use it as a name for a movie studio or something if I ever get into filmmaking
@dusty magnet SORRY
yeah fs
I was trying to get into a call in another channel
im streaming so youll be on there but yeah you can join if youd like
I have bvrain dablage
Guys I need help for an art project
That's due tomorrow
And I havent started yet
It needs to be a piece that involves more than one sense
ie vision, smell, sound, feel etc.
And all I have is a canvas and some paint
Like, a painting of a flower that smells like flowers or some shit
But not that specifically
wait you actually have to make it smell?
It doesnt have to be smell
right but it actually has to be interactable in a way?
Maybe do a turtle and just lay thick globs of paint on the shell to give that sorta glossy waxy shell feeling
That's actually a good idea but I suck ass at making things that arent inanimate objects

a turtle but sitting still

what kinds of problems?
oh yeah it can be a little weird
My teacher tried to tl;dr logs saying that they're basically the complete opposite of exponents
Is that legit?

basically
Aight lit
if you have base^exponent = result, logs are basically log_base result = exponent
hard to do without formatting
but for example, 10^2 = 100
log base 10 of 100 is 2
Yeah, anywho, i'm not finding it more difficult than trig so that's good. Afterwards we have conics which is apparently easy

Sweet easy A's then π π
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I'm at like 90 something right now which is crazy. Tbh I have no clue how i'm doing so well
I'm usually not this good at shit
But hey, i'll take it 
Sounds like you're better than you think you are π
Also apparently applications for college are way later that I expected, not till the end of this month so i'll probably be able to get in without a hitch
hopefully
good luck milkman
o7
o8
69
420
nice.
ikr
watch me be insecure and watch bucky's stream damnit
I love Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVuuIimqNPA
"El amor lo conquista todo"... No es solo una simple canciΓ³n, es esperanza!.. Trevor Rabin canta ese magnΓfico tema que aparece como bonus track en el album ...
I just wish this song can be like, 12 minutes long
@silent wagon You wanna play SoT with Computerman and I?
Don't have it installed, lol. I played it with Game Pass
oh rip
Is a mod in a Discord for a game he hasn't had installed in almost a year
smh
@undone moat ill be back in like 45 mins
will do
Connection was so bad I couldn't hang up lmao
I hate when i get used motor oil in my [redacted] after rubbing my [redacted]!
@mint spear honestly no problem. Also heck yeah I donβt mind if you use that name in the future for your future projects
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@dusty magnet AAA
NotComputerman?
its not showing up
@undone moat add TheOddOne323 on xbox
das me
gimme a min or two. talking with my dad for a sec
i.... i feel like being bad
que?
copies bee's xbox name. . .
add me. you wont
π
i mean it does, but the disc tray won't open
alright i posted your name on a reddit board
expect spam
link π©
err
uhm
no
then you'll report it or flag it or whatever it is reddit allows you to do
(i said reddit right?)
(yes you did. you're doing great sweetie.) wha... noo!!
π
ive been laying in bed for an hour listening to ambient noise of a rain/thunderstorm with headphones
That sounds peaceful
its amazing
i love doing that
the only minor problem is I should get up and get ready for work π
actually the only obstacle is i can't think of what to bring for lunch
i was thinking oatmeal strangely enough
anybody got a ska band reccomendation?
so, uh, in totally unsurprising news, i'm an idiot and should have looked more closely at my wires. that said, not even many of the third-party cables i looked at looked like this:
Is that a gb trade link?
it's a win-win, it's that and a GBA to GameCube link cable
It gave me flashbacks to my childhood
digging through my stuff to find the thing gave me literal artifacts of my childhood in hand
i'd say i'm a hoarder, but i've not quite hit the omg there's just junk everywhere & how do you even move in this space level, so pretty sure i'm not there yet (thank goodness)
Next time on hoarders: buried alive
Borderlands 3 Is A Six-Month Epic Store Exclusive On PC
https://kotaku.com/borderlands-3-is-a-six-month-epic-store-exclusive-1833771692
more reason to get epic launcher
either way idk why everyone's bringing it up so much haha
its really not that big of a deal
people hate chaangee
people just like to complain π
never complain when it's a general pc exclusive tho, so fuck'em all the same
Computerman just now: "If the islands are thirsty... are they the virgin islands?"
id cry
I'd be impressed
i just realized how different i prolly seem in VC compared to text chat
nah u same
fr?
i dunno still seem chill so yeah
Name uses telepathy
i feel like i seem way more mellow in vc than text
yeah, but it'd be pretty tiresome being as expressive in VC as u can be in text with less effort
most people express with lowercase and minimal punctuation....pretty melloe
Melloe
Nvm, I'll spell it that way now
phone wallpaper version. what you guys think?
Very arg-esque haha
it's from Love Death and Robots
Yeah but the distortion effect made me think night mind or nexpo
That ReShade program allows you to put a similar distortion effect into games haha
For screenshot purposes I guess
I should be more creative again
Not worth it.
its fun, gets your brain juices going
idk what people are expecting out of me in vc vs. text so
oh fuck the chat scrolledddd
They have office at work I could totally be writing when I'm not doing anything
Not that I write or anything mind you π
Ooh shit
I could totally make a little animation with those
I'mma do that tomorrow
That'll be fun
Never pause shows you like.
Vore
feelin' like hackerman:
wow that brings back memories
not just the rom dumping but also seeing sonic advance 
aayy
i felt like it'd probably be one of the smaller games i have to dump, so far tho all of the games i've dumped have been the same size
I turned up to pick up the car I rented out, I booked a Fiesta or similar and they handed me a Mercedes C220.
π©
It's so ridiculously comfortable.
my first track has officially 900 plays on SoundCloud
cheers
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how did he get a drivers license
what the ass
almost 1k plays https://soundcloud.com/user-390264274/amazement
Nice!
i made it
β€π
party time
Watching love death, & robots on netflix
ITS GOOD!!!!
I think bee was getting into that also
Especially the mind one
David Fincher huh?
Sounds cool.
I love anthology shows.
And horror movie anthologies. Like ABCs of Death
Or VHS
And it's a reboot of Heavy Metal. Damn.
I watched that when it came out - very amusing
Interesting stuff
I never did any of these
But the thought of not having to update anyone of your position seems nice
There was a night I drank 2L of Strongbow cider to myself and it had zero effect so I purchased another bottle. Half way through the 2nd bottle I went from sober to STUPID drunk in the space of 5 minutes.
I couldn't stand up let alone walk.
Following day I had to pretend like I was fine even though I was practically dead.
Only thing I remember was if I didn't hear from someone for a day when they travel somewhere (landline calls),I used to think they were dead
Fun stuff
We used to get forced out of the house to play outside when we was children.
Used to go 10 hours without contact with parents regularly.
We had parks and used to play about 2-3 hours
Tag was the most played
Then we cycled
Building tree houses and stealing cars was the done thing around here.
Then after a while we started doing cycle races
I once fell down after crashing into another cycle
Ooof
We used to stupid stuff like riding pallet trucks or shopping carts down hills, was a decent amount of times people got real hurt.
There was a beautiful garden
We used to spend most of our time there
It was so beautiful
It had nearly every plant that can grow there
We plucked fruits
Flowers
Honestly sounds fun.
I didn't learn to appreciate that kind of thing until I got older.
We eventually moved away and didn't have like that anywhere else
There were ants tho. So I was afraid of ants
The town I lived in had nothing like that, where I live now is surrounded by woodlands with walking trails.
Too many ants when trying to pluck the flowers
So I usually left it to the girls to pluck the flowers
Hahaha
Boys usually plucked the fruits
Less ants to worry about
Honestly being a girl or boy didn't affect anything those days
Still scared of ants tho
...really?
The fuck is scary about ants?
I mean even fire ants aren't scary, they just hurt.
Just signed a contract for Epic Music World!
Woah, gg
I'm super excited
I hope you're not doing these blindly
I hope you're signing all your rights away, blindly
Not everyone is like you name. Some dont like some stuff,for example I don't like ants
you are thanos indeed
The contract looks smooth
I think hex just wanna burn his house down
that fire is gonna be out of control quick
this is so good https://youtu.be/874cvXSkCTg
Artist Websites: Philipp Beesen βΈ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3lUcmJMqveOLSFtZoUf5TH?autoplay=true&v=A βΈ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ph...
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has a late 80's vibe
a little Police, a little Tears for Fears, throw in a dash of Kansas
it lacks a lot of variations in the mix
it does sound good though
This Mercedes is an auto and it's very possibly converting me.
It's just so fucking nice to drive.
First day at the new job and I already don't wanna get out of bed
Ouch
Fr
I don't like uhm...
Those really distrubing looking fish with alien anatomies from the twilight zone of the oceans.
But I've learned to tolerate them and not recoil in total horror
people at my work are idiots lol
same
or they are just acting like one
idk
Wouldn't you rather want to look professional on your Job?
penis butter
most random input
playing bl/sot with bee and joe was the most fun I've had in a long time ngl
That was pretty fun
BL/SOT? π
Borderlands and Sea of Thieves
Yeah, it was wild. Bee and I were in a lv 13-14 area and Computerman just joins on as a lv 1. Wild times
Lol
So huh after reading some reviews I changed my mind lol
Andromeda first
Then only wildlands
People were saying it gets pretty repetitive after 2 hours
@lost shore @dusty magnet I'll probably grind up a bit before joining you guys again in BL. Though I'm moving in less than a week and I'm barely packed so I've got a lot to do so
It's all good. Just hop in whenever we're playing
^^
Ffs someone is complaining about their computer not booting and it's got a hard drive that still uses molex power

Like no shit it won't boot
It's also got a blanket of dust to keep it nice and warm
Lol
jezus
Looks..... lived in.
Not lived in, pre-equipped
Anyone know what these are? Look kinda like arrow tips but I can't quite tell
They are fountain pen tips
They are used fountain pen tips
Of course Name is correct.
Fr? They seem too sharp for that
Fine point
Gross mass production fountain pen there.
Notice their location near other pens
They're hollow/have a groove that runs up the base but not all the way to the tip?
Can I get a closer shot of the tips?
Look like burlap sack needle heads
Just the tip....
Yeah but those wouldn't be fist sized. Could be leather punches?
Dunno
Leather punches
Leather awl
Awwwwwwwl
Awwwl yeah
Awl
Well, awl right then
Here's what it came from.
Awl images may be subject to copyright
The blood when you stab someone with it
Fitting into the handle
The groove is for the emperor, so he can get it back.
So it doesn't spin around like a wacky noodle
Emperor
I like wacky noodles tho
Yeah, but not in your awl. Then you might get giant stabs in your body...
And I mean....I'm a pretty tolerant guy, but even I don't like giant stab wounds in my body
Start using the awl needles to make holes in things that don't need holes
Yuh
Heyooo
Hi gleam
I wanna go home lmao
Is this your new job bee?
hmmmm...
I'm so excited for my song to be posted on Epic Music World
what should I get for lunch
Me~
Burrito, seconded
Me, seconded
Chaos, thirded
no vore in my nmscord 

I got burrito
holy fuck that was a lot more burrito than expected
It was only like 5 inches but thicker than my arm
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5 inches π
5 inches π
5 inches π

Watch Love, Death and Robots
Watch Love, Death and Robots.
The green inferno
The first ep is brutal af
Definitely not watching love death robots lol
I asked fun stuff
Not dystopian stuff
Hmmm
I'm hand drawn
Also anyone techy enough to know what svchost.exe is and consumes 10% of my network 24/7
I tried tracing back using resource monitor and it just leads to a exe in system folder of windows
It's downloading nearly 150mb data and uploaded 25 mb data in nearly 1 hour
Could be anything svchost basically hosts shared libraries for operating system.
There is a separate Cortana process.so it's not that
I meant like it's not a virus right?
Yeet, lunch time
No, not a virus.
Ok good
Ur a virus
I am a superbug
π
Virus don't stand a chance
Also that was what was always consuming my network, hogging 10-20% of my bandwidth everytime
Could be Windows Update or Windows Defender.
Hmmm I do use Windows defender these days
I turned off sample submission
There is a tool apparently that allows to disable all Cortana telemetry stuff
Going to do that
I use Windows defender as well
You ever eat so much food it like puts you to sleep?
Lmao yes
I only feel bloated
If I eat a lot
I can't do anything after that.i just sit like a panda lol
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I am going to watch click
Trip down memory lane
I watched it so long ago,I barely remember it anymore
Omg that movie is great
It has some magic remote or something and he is a architect.thats all I remember
I have the metabolism of a squirrel on crack, so I'm always starving at work cuz I'm moving around burning calories even faster

Lol
I watched blended two weeks ago
Another fun movie
And then just go with it
I am just watching all these cheesy rom coms now lol
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10 Things I Hate About You π






