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Im gonna pretend I didnt see that
Omw
Also yeah good luck expand, looking forward to some dank content
best of luck expand
forget YouTube go to the underground peer to peer video sharing wtfgrounds of highly compressed video transmissions to avoid the corporate ISPolice
Or use dailymotion like a sick minded individual
yeah, the most hideous of video hosts
wot happening
u happening
beeeeee
Bee-R
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
holy shit working with youtube banner sizes is annoying
Us staff members in the Sea of Thieves server got bored and decided to do April Fool's stuff, lol
cool cool
@mint spear Just imagine the TV shit doesn't exist until you're done with the desktop layout
Then move on to whatevs the layout requires you to do
I've finally got it working. I'm just bad at managing resolutions in general
thanks for the help though! yeah, the TV thing is weird
@dusty magnet Welcome to hell, lol
First sub!
second
wow
what kind of content are you gunna upload @mint spear ?
if all goes well, videos on general mysteries. like disappearances or unexplained events (mainly)
ooh hell yeah
I also plan something else but that's way down the pipeline
same
@dusty magnet Did you check out the hell-hole yet, lol
😂
this is literally the only server im active in besides my personal one
Does it help that my meme-y ass is a mod there xD
dude thats amazing
🤦 ever have those moments where your past self was secretly playing a hidden object game with future self & was too damn good at it?
Goodnight friends
i can't find my old gameboy advance gamecube link cable
oh shit 😐
i checked all the spots i could have sworn i would have put it and fuck my past self if they didn't have other ideas 
Astronomy pic of the day
Astronaut Kicks Lunar Field Goal
Explanation: Score three points for NASA. With time running out late in Apollo 15's mission to the Moon in 1971, Astronaut David Scott prepared to split the uprights and bring about yet another dramatic end-of-the-mission victory for NASA. Scott used a special lunar football designed for the rugged games held on the Moon. R1-D1, a predecessor to R2-D2, cheered from the sideline. Happy April Fools' Day from the folks at APOD. In reality, Astronaut Scott placed a drill that measured how temperature changed with lunar depth. The foreground device actually detected high-energy particles that escaped from the Sun.
Gunter the moon landings were faked
@mint spear The freudian implications of your French
Oui oui baguette
gunter bagged milk is a myth
@fickle obsidian Milk be charged every child’s head as our veggies.

feel like i buried my cable in a bin of toys to spite my future self or something 😩
increasingly baffling me tho since i went through a few of those not too long ago & don't recall spotting it 👀
where would you have put a gameboy link cable to a console if not with:
-gameboy itself & other gameboy accessories
-controllers & extension cables
-miscellaneous PC parts drawer
🤔
-the sock drawer
I lost my sock drawer
i found it
I burned my sock drawer
i doused it in water
I ran to Mexico
i run border patrol
busted
@thorny crescent not gonna lie, that was actually the first place i looked
for some reason i was almost certain i had stowed it there

@mint spear yeah
Lol
Scientific Study Finds "Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites" By Skrillex Stops Mosquitos From Having Sex
inb4 april fool's day ban for everyone in this server
ur first
That's actually my job
Being thanos and all

When I snap 50% of people,half the universe comes after me..but then everyone wants to snap everyone else

Congrats?
Yes
I finish working this Thursday 😩
Nice
2 weeks break and then carry on.
I will get a month or two of breaks but then uni will be crazy tight
Then 2 weeks break end of May.
Then mid July I stop for 7 weeks.
Then September back until November.
Then Christmas break till January.
👌
HI
Hi Sohail.
My favourite April Fools joke this year: https://pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Home
Hai Hex how's you
Comedy Central India's April fools is my fav
They're rerunning Friends but with all of Phoebe's lines in Hindi
Oh that's brilliant.
I hate friends
I tried watching one episode
Couldn't stand it
It was where they went to some Hawaii conference
For some dino thing
No u
💩
oh you're feeling sick? i can walk you to your house if you like?
- stands nervously waiting for an answer *
THIS
This is just creepy.not infuriating
😊
oh * stutters * ... you don't like it?
and make the eyes look ahegao while you're at it
I think I need to call cps
cos why the fuck not
Also you think that is worse
Wait till I show you this
This has to be the best thing i have ever, EVER seen in my life. It's in the special episode of Phineas and Ferb called "Summer Belongs to You". So Phineas a...
There
😛
Oh and it is completely canon
I can't, I don't watch many cartoons
Sadmin
god
My mother, my father (who was never there for me
) and my many brothers and sisters
I'd be too good as a mod
You get a lollipop
One of them one things
she did look 20+ tho
Is this the thing you want to defend

Ikr
Is this the April fool's joke
Cause they didn't even switch the actual mod roles to something else 😩
Omw
Thanks bb
Tbh im nervous af because april fools is on a monday and it's the first day of classes
Somethings bound to happen
🤢
We squash April fool's day with standardized testing.
Rude
I agree. But I don't make the calls, I just gotta follow 'em
Wtf
Everyone is a weeb now
Sad
.ban @mint spear for spreading weebism across server
😩
😊
My April fool's prank is sharpening hundreds more pencils. More than our kids will need.
It's a prank on myself
I'm gonna get me so good
Now imagine all of them pencils falling down
F
And the tips breaking
Yes
That'd really get me!
Which one is the real Brad pitt
톰 크루즈
I am your mod
I'm glad he finally found someone to marry. Someone who really matched him
Btw it's Tim McGraw
Why are there so many mods all of a sudden
BAH
Swiggity swooty
I see a red name and I want it painted black
oh look another server rebranded
Do not ban me pls
!ban @clever vessel
😡
Hey guys I'm gay LOL April fool's got you.
Hey guys, at the end of the day I'll be leaving this community permanently.
Quitting all of discord actually.
... April Fool's?
Discord has changed their policy recently, and upon reading it, I didn't like it. So I'll be departing. Figured I'd give it a day to say my goodbyes
Bye I love you
I've found you to be acceptable
Aw
What
Woke up with 3 testicles
Lol
I watched Under the Skin
It was very good and gave me funny feelings in my peepee.
Nice
I won't be missing comments like that
Not a film buff?
Not really. I dont enjoy something that's so short.
A TV series has time to explore characters
Games are amazing in this regard
But movies? Hell
I'm the opposite
Depends on the director
TV shows are rarely good to me
I don't like many tv shows, admittedly... Or games.
And games make me feel nothing
But I like them more than movies.
You need to play more rp games.
Which are all about character development
I mean to be fair the rp genre of games is really suffering right now
Ironic since every game is kind of an RPG these days
Is it?
But in terms of games built around rping it seems more rare than ever
I mean, I don't play the majority of games. I just find those which work as a wonderful platforms to tell my own stories.
As games care more about fun action.
Who TF decided to make you guys mod
we did
Ur butt
it's our server now
Yep we win
Damn
Get outa heeeeeere
Well it was fun while it lasted
Yeah, I'm quitting discord too at the end of the day. I can't stand all this BS anymore
Yep, way to much Bark Sap
What exactly did discord do
Changed their privacy policy. They're doing more tracking and selling more of my info.
I'm not down with that
B-but we need your maturity!
Booooo
AH!
They also got rid of light theme.
I'm not fucking laughing.

Holy crap what a coincidence
😂
Listening to an Atoms for peace song, you mentioned the light theme, then the first lyrics in the song were "no more going to the dark side"
spoopy
Luke, I am your daddy.
Hex I love your beautiful eyes woweeee
- twirls hair *
thanks hehehe
Nuuh
Taking away light theme is just the icing on the cake. I'm also not happy with their changes to the privacy policy and tos
They're tracking more of what you do, and using logs of your conversations to sell data to ad companies and whoever else has money
I wanna curl up in a ball and hide from it
Lmao same @dusty magnet
You'll have to open the tos and read it all
Ya, I just wanna make a body pillow of it and snuggle it
Ok is it possible on mobile?
Thanks Bee!
Probably on their site
Ok
I downloaded my Discord data a while back and was honestly surprised with the amount of info that they store.
Oh you can do that?
Yes sir.
Fine.
Just email them an offer on hex data. They'll sell it to ya
My data is worth at least $0.12
I have $0.03
Sold!
Wow really? I'm only worth 7 cents.
Hex
Roll out
How do I get the data
Fall to ground

I hereby sell my worthless Korean data at $0.16
Settings > Privacy & Safety > Button right at the bottom
I will buy your Korean data
Ok
okay, wait a few months
Cool
Help guys, I have 5 large cranberry pies in the oven but have tripped and have broken my nose and both my arms help pls
just replace your arms with 2 pies
🤤
Done
Now call your mom to help you.

moooooooom
I could eat a cranberry pie about now tbh
no don't eat zug
I don't like pies that much ,prefer cakes instead
eat shroom

Oh
mmm
👌
Originally there was a "Fried Gundam" in the series, but the name got changed during translation.
It was "Shining Gundam" in english

Baked gundam
What is that bionicle holding?
Weed balls yummy
ew
Wasnt sure if those were actual weed balls
Thems are nugs
I want some
Nicholas Mathers
so there's some discords being lazy about their april fools
putting up fake notifications on their icon
but it looks garbage because they cropped it weird
Truck sim Discord is /r/planesim today with the notification bubble in the server pic.
- stares at the floor *
oh... you, you don't like it?
🤢
🇸 ⭕ 🇸
what did i just walk into
Off topic channel in NMS Discord.
__
-
-
- ... - - -
-
when you see hex's icon
alright guys
were sorry
but
were actuallly gonna nuke you guys this time
APRIL FOOLS WE AREN'T SORRY
DAMNIT
look how fucking big this airplane is
chonky boy
Absolute unit!
The Chad of Planes 🗿
What plane is that @dusty magnet
uhh one sec
gamer get me that plane
Oh those are Russian planes
Used for transportation of other planes

I couldn't recognize it from the colors on it
it's called like
Anatov AN-225 or something
oh wow
I was right
It is an Anatov AN-225
lol
Idk the name but I have seen a video of it before for transporting smaller planes
its a big boi
@magic cloak get a chance to review the tos yet?
@dusty magnet how was the "mod" role decided? there're only a few people with it
couldn't have used all users though right?
would be a coincidence that most ofthe active users got chosen haha
pretty sure it's self assignable
no i mean the people with it seem to be mostly active peeps
the random chooser was yoke. this was nyx's doing so ive got no clue lmao

unless im being wooshed
i'll woosh you
which is entirely possible
Woosh
voosh
poosh
I should do something for April fool's day
me too
Nms 2 announced!
Same
Woah
I'm doing hw 😎
I'm playing NMS.
oh god your pfp
Seriously though, I'm gonna miss you guys.
Where the heck you going?
into april 2nd
It's a real fucking shame discord changed their tos like that. I'm not gonna be able to stick around because of it.
I share stuff, and they're going to be able to claim rights over my creations. I understand it, but I can't let that happen.
might need to choose your timing a little better
Just claim your creations before they do
I do, but they have claims over the content shared through their servers.
I am!
And I'm not going to bother with going to court over every claim
darker mods
Mod of Chaos
O_O
this april fool's joke would've landed better if the current Discord Mods role wasn't still above the fake one lol
gdi nyx

Freaking Nyx.
day ruined
hm
trying out the whojamacallit
hang on
No no no wait
Let's give all the users actual mod roles
compact mode
then you can't see my vr headset
I can stretch to Trial Mod role.
nope cant do it
That flex
i cant even unmod myslef if i wanted to lmao
Sure trial mod
admins have to adjust mod role
Wait
yeah
Fake trial mod role
except real
I wonder how quick i'd lose mod role. 🤔
if you did what?
<@&561992768314933272> HAPPY APRIL FOOLS 👅 💦

<@&561992768314933272> HAPPY APRIL FOOLS 👅 💦

<@&561992768314933272> HAPPY APRIL FOOLS 👅 💦

<@&561992768314933272> HAPPY APRIL FOOLS 👅 💦

<@&561992768314933272> HAPPY APRIL FOOLS 👅 💦

party cummies

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what the
There's another reason I'm quitting discord.
gunter hypetrain
🚅 🇭 🚋 🇾 🚋 🇵 🚋 🇪 🚋 🇹 🚋 🇷 🚋 🇦 🚋 🇮 🚋 🇳 🚋
Oy vey

gunter hypetrain
🚅 🇭 🚋 🇾 🚋 🇵 🚋 🇪 🚋 🇹 🚋 🇷 🚋 🇦 🚋 🇮 🚋 🇳 🚋
gunter hypetrain
🚅 🇭 🚋 🇾 🚋 🇵 🚋 🇪 🚋 🇹 🚋 🇷 🚋 🇦 🚋 🇮 🚋 🇳 🚋
NICE
gunter hypetrain
those pings scared me so bad haha
Sorry can't read the blobs they aren't in Aussie
Oh come on
🚅 🇭 🚋 🇾 🚋 🇵 🚋 🇪 🚋 🇹 🚋 🇷 🚋 🇦 🚋 🇮 🚋 🇳 🚋
GUNTER HYPETRAIN
HEY
🚅 🇭 🚋 🇾 🚋 🇵 🚋 🇪 🚋 🇹 🚋 🇷 🚋 🇦 🚋 🇮 🚋 🇳 🚋
GUNTER hypetrain
🚅 🇭 🚋 🇾 🚋 🇵 🚋 🇪 🚋 🇹 🚋 🇷 🚋 🇦 🚋 🇮 🚋 🇳 🚋
ROOD
chugga chugga
🚅 🇭 🚋 🇾 🚋 🇵 🚋 🇪 🚋 🇹 🚋 🇷 🚋 🇦 🚋 🇮 🚋 🇳 🚋
GUNTER HYPETRAIN
🚅 🇭 🚋 🇾 🚋 🇵 🚋 🇪 🚋 🇹 🚋 🇷 🚋 🇦 🚋 🇮 🚋 🇳 🚋
--mute @pliant fjord
User has been muted in this channel.
🚅 🇭 🚋 🇾 🚋 🇵 🚋 🇪 🚋 🇹 🚋 🇷 🚋 🇦 🚋 🇮 🚋 🇳 🚋
reee
Some1 succ me
omw
oki
HYPETRAIN
Dammit man, do not wake the dragon
🚅 🇭 🚋 🇾 🚋 🇵 🚋 🇪 🚋 🇹 🚋 🇷 🚋 🇦 🚋 🇮 🚋 🇳 🚋
Dragon woke
VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR VR
Seriously. I will not miss shit like this.
ok
🚅 🇭 🚋 🇾 🚋 🇵 🚋 🇪 🚋 🇹 🚋 🇷 🚋 🇦 🚋 🇮 🚋 🇳 🚋
JUST as you started spamming these hype trains
we caused the sirens
Yeah
🚅 🇭 🚋 🇾 🚋 🇵 🚋 🇪 🚋 🇹 🚋 🇷 🚋 🇦 🚋 🇮 🚋 🇳 🚋 🇻 🇷
Know what? Fuck it. I'm quitting discord early.
See y'all sometime maybe.
rip
🚅 🇨 🚋 🇺 🚋 🇲 🚋 🇲 🚋 🇮 🚋 🇪 🚋 🇸 🚋 🇳 🚋 🇴 🚋 🇼 🚋

SURR
by "sometime maybe" name means tomorrow when it isn't april fool's day anymore
yoted
yatified
Yeet the yat
yuted
The dragonage discord changed their entire server name to r/Witcher and changed their icon as well
nice™
confused me cause I saw it change and had no idea why i had been added to the server lol
Truck Sim server changed to Plane Sim.
Still super nerdy which is nice.
warframe REDDIT has potatos on it
same tbh
I feel like not many tried this year tbh
I haven't seen many pranks honestly..most of reddit was just stupid rule changes as memes
They aren't pranks
Holyshit, i did a thing
Only good prank was that there was a avengers endgame web rip shown lmao
The fake endgame release was the best lol
this must be april fools!!!!
i'm not believing it, no no no
what is happening LOL
good joke
wowowo vruh
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
👌
This is actually a bad day to post this, i don't want to make it look like a joke
Been trying a little bit of fo76 since the new updates
Hopefully the bugs are way less prominent than launch
I'm looking forward to it launching on Steam.
wut
?
FO76 would be a lot better if it wasn’t so bug ridden... or it was. Don’t exactly know about now
It seems to perform okay so far, but I haven’t tested it in the ways I did during the game’s release
isn't the main problem being it's empty as fuck
I never got that impression from playing but I’m not that far yet
I like finding the lore
I just think when you’re in a team of four and actively speaking with mics and goofing off, reading lore and listening to holotapes is more interference
But I’m going solo rn so I dunno
I feel like it works better as a single player game in an online world instead of a team of friends
who in the fuck would need a model that detailed holy shit
That is honestly impressive.
💦
💦
💦
I might
😩
i can always make low rez versions XD
XD
photoshop is a life saver
life saver is a photoshop
Oh ok
true
If you listen carefully you'll hear noises.
oh shit i hear a noise
Amazing right?
I can hear noises to
My stomach is grumbling
There is a cat doing some weird noise thing outside
Food
😮
PING
XD
XD
XD
...what?
@fluid star please dont
my husband
oh no
oh fod oh guck
How did i become a discord mod
FBI OPEN UP
Nothing wrong with a little more /s
COMMUNISM DETECTED
@dusty magnet half life suit voice
new album!
Thanks!
What is this?
no u
😩 ❤
Woo 17 Gang rise up!!
yeah her voice is kinda incredible
Heard of her? I live next door to her!
With benefits
Nevr heard of them
Pfff
Imma ignorant what do you expect
I sit at home and play baba is you all day
And suffer from depressia
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Linda perry
@night bobcat lol do you really live next to her?
Why would he lie?
🤷
Lunch break 
Nobody lies on the internet 🤷
Is a female actress that lives in my village, she works on british tv shows.
She genuinely gets ignored.
People leave her be.
Hmm
Honestly, nobody bothers her.
I meet a celebrity everyday..goesby the name hexagonal

They recently became a weeb
I wouldn't class myself as a "real" celebrity though.
Simulation
That's the point, it's relative.
Here she is in my garden, several years ago
Wot
But like really?
See why I asked lmao
Y'all need to have more trust.
🤷
Who dat
Really good one
I love her stuff
Its so surreal
If he really lives next to her thats nuts
We sure Gleam isn't kidnapping Asian girls, cuz that's what it looks like
She isn't Asian

Looks Asian in that pic
I think you just need to have more trust tbh
GOOD point.
Gleam is a celebrity by association 
Do you get backstage passes and stuff for concerts?
Gleam I mean
No but I bet she lends him sugar.
why my burrito have no salsa
He sends them to me
i cri

LOL

I sorta live near a sorta popular person!
The person who played Hayley Cropper or something in that one show
Sorta who
my friend's uncle is a famous musician
As far as I know, I don't live near a famous person
we get to hang out with him quite a bit
I'm in Boston so I'm sure there is someone relatively famous somewhere nearby
Actually I know Paul Wahlberg owns wahlburgers which is pretty close
But I doubt he's there
WAHLBURGERS
Yeet
Are they good?
Fast food?
Nah small place, has one or two locations
Well at least two, I know of
They serve fast food style stuff though, like burgers and fries etc
So a decent burger, not a decent fast food burger
Very good burgers, my favorite in the city
Don't know where you'd draw the line for fast food though
We have a place called punch burger
Reminds me of paunch burger
Wendy's, Burger King, like that
Punch burger just does burgers - but they do any kind of burger you could imagine
within the food category, don't get weird
Make a cotton candy burger
I like fried chicken nuggers
They will
😐
Why
Cause nasty
Built in an old car garage style thing
Tasty
There's indoor seating with a bar as well
They are one of those places that let you build your burger - you can bring ingredients
Oh that's cool
Nice
So if you really wanted a cotton candy one, they would do it- while they make fun of you of course
🤢
Well you don't have to eat it..give it to zoid
Although in a world where people deep fry Pepsi, I shouldn't be surprised if that's a real thing already
WTF
Oh you didn't know
America continues to surprise me.
Same
I mean
Texas be like
😐
The state fair here does at least one new kind of deep fried something every year
Deep fried chocolate covered bacon
Lol
Don't blame me
I'd cry
I sure as hell condone it 😂
There's fuckin SPRINKLES
The last one I got talked into was a deep fried twinkie
I'm weak rn 😩💦💦
Just cause you can deep fry something doesn't mean you should.
Lies
Try telling the fairgrounds that
Fuck, I don't wanna go back to work
Dont go then
The fairgrounds here are candy floss and doughnuts.
I'm tired of testing these fuckin circuit boards 😤
😦
What the shit is candy floss
Cotton candy but in England.
Watch out he is angree
We was talking English first, you be normal. 🤷
We can't
We know
Look at our leaders

Gearalt
GERALT GOOD
Testing boards is gonna be the death of me, I have to plug 7 different cords into each one, type a bunch of shit, then wait for the test to stop. Then type more
Where do you work?
At my house.
Whats your job lol
Always time to learn something new my friend.
Actually if you have watched a show called modern Marvels
.they show a lot of deep fried stuff...bacon is the list of your worries there lol
Deep fried, chocolate covered grasshopper


