off-topic-bond-james-bond

[icy cloak]

Gamer u suggest, my other suggestion was knocked down

[magic cloak]

💩 this emoji is hilarious

[dusty magnet]

vr gang

[magic cloak]

Wow

[mint spear]

VR Bee

[magic cloak]

Nice

[icy cloak]

NOT YOU TOO

[mint spear]

NICE

[ripe jackal]

reeb

[dusty magnet]

br

[mint spear]

BR Nice

Oh

Not nice

😢

[icy cloak]

I must go 👋

I feel like all I’ve done so far is humiliate my self so

[mint spear]

Have fun!

[icy cloak]

[magic cloak]

Don't leave

😓

Or leave

Your wish

😴

Imagine shooting yourself with plasma grenade while in NMS VR

How fun

😃

[mint spear]

😩

[magic cloak]

I legit have shot myself and died about 6 times

Stupid plasma grenade bug

https://i.redd.it/f8c2egek3oo21.jpg

Also this got leaked

For star wars nine

Look at the army of zoidbergs

[unreal bloom]

Oh fuck 3PO got the strap

[dusty magnet]

lmao

[unreal bloom]

y'all pissed off the translation droid

what the fuck did you doooooo

[dusty magnet]

no

[pastel tulip]

Probably not gonna see it, I refuse to watch anything past episode 6. Star Wars had an ending, it doesn't need this continuation in my opinion

[void ibex]

eh, the movies are fun in the end. and without disney picking up and running with the franchise we wouldnt of got the star wars themed disney park which is going to be absolutely amazing

[magic cloak]

I have zero interest in the stories of these

I can't even remember the stories of the old star wars movie

The visuals are great tho

So I just watch it for that

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/b66k0x/if_everyone_in_the_uk_shouted_at_the_same_time/

Also this is hilarious

[open bane]

the fucking TA for this class annoys the hell out of me

[void ibex]

i have always viewed star wars as kids movies designed to sell merch. considering i grew up with the original 3 as a child thats always been the perspective ive held for them. so i never take them too seriously. they are just fun cgi flicks with some boss sword fights

[magic cloak]

Yeah the OG movies I saw as a kid

Hence why I can't remember them much

[dusty magnet]

i had a burrito yesterday that im really wanting rn

[magic cloak]

Bee

Did you get hired

[dusty magnet]

that is I

dunno yet

probably

[magic cloak]

Ok

[dusty magnet]

but we'll see

[magic cloak]

Ping me

If you get hired

[dusty magnet]

@magic cloak

oh

sorry

[magic cloak]

We can celebrate

🤗

[dusty magnet]

yes

[icy cloak]

I’ll throw a party

Do u like streamers

[mint spear]

Depends which game they're streaming.

[icy cloak]

I walked into that one

Agreed

Now an important question

What kind of cake

Take a minute to think about it

[mint spear]

Edible

[icy cloak]

Who said u were invited, Hex?

[mint spear]

Oh 😦

[icy cloak]

🤔

[mint spear]

Red velvet cheesecake with white chocolate topping and vanilla filling btw.

[icy cloak]

That sounds too sweet 😖

And expensive

[mint spear]

My GF makes them 🤷

[icy cloak]

But since it’s Bee’s party, he decides if u get to come

[mint spear]

He said no.

I'll watch through the window.

[icy cloak]

I’ll allow that

[mint spear]

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-jealous-sad-watch-look-at-gif-4699086

[icy cloak]

Maybe I’ll slide a slice under the door

Look at me, being nice

Saturn

C:

Depends

[mint spear]

Hexagonal storm

Depends on hwat?

[magic cloak]

That's just hex

Being storm

[icy cloak]

Depends on when ur viewing Saturn. The hexagon is sometimes a circle 🤷‍♀️

[mint spear]

[fickle obsidian]

whats hex

[icy cloak]

Worst mod

[magic cloak]

👌

[icy cloak]

Since when are colouring books so fun

I’ve been addicted the last few days

[night bobcat]

Forever

[mint spear]

I love coloring books.

[astral linden]

Why?

[mint spear]

Cause they're relaxing.

[night bobcat]

Are you shape shifting again

[mint spear]

Maybe

[icy cloak]

That’s clearly not hex

[fickle obsidian]

ebyaM

[icy cloak]

Circle is an okay-ish mod

[night bobcat]

Is it going to go down hill quickly again?

[mint spear]

Yes

[fickle obsidian]

seY

[night bobcat]

Ok

[astral linden]

Sure will, if he's a circle

[mint spear]

NICE!

[night bobcat]

Heyoooo

[icy cloak]

Never ending

[fickle obsidian]

!ECIN

[magic cloak]

https://i.redd.it/m94b61sgmno21.jpg

[mint spear]

I enjoyed being backwards the most tbh.

[magic cloak]

🙃

[icy cloak]

#401847751249362945

I am best mod

[astral linden]

Did you know if you spell Nascar backwards it spells Nascar

Watch

[mint spear]

Yeah Hex, what the fuck.

[fickle obsidian]

.hbt tsom eht sdrawkcab gnieb deyojne I

[astral linden]

Nascar

Wow amazing

[magic cloak]

Look at the cool thanos

[mint spear]

OMG Okapi

I never noticed.

[astral linden]

Mind blown

[fickle obsidian]

.kcuf eht tahw, xeH haeY

[dusty magnet]

racsan

[astral linden]

Hi, vsauce here

[magic cloak]

No u

[icy cloak]

Bee misses the point again

[fickle obsidian]

ipakO OMG

[mint spear]

no u is no u upside down.

[fickle obsidian]

asdfkjoiasujdflkjasd

[magic cloak]

I want tomato sauce

[fickle obsidian]

fuck

[night bobcat]

Lost it

[fickle obsidian]

i broke it

[dusty magnet]

ive been wooshed

[night bobcat]

Good try

[fickle obsidian]

THANKS OKAPI

[icy cloak]

Bee what kind of cake do you want at the party

And what colour streamers

[mint spear]

Yellow and Black is my guess.

[dusty magnet]

party??

for me??

yes yellow and black

[icy cloak]

Party for you

[dusty magnet]

and chocolate cake

[icy cloak]

On it

[dusty magnet]

😊

[icy cloak]

This is going to backfire real bad if u don’t get hired

“Congrats on...not getting...hired”

[mint spear]

At least there will still be cake.

[icy cloak]

No, ur outside with Hex

You can share the slice I slip under the door

[night bobcat]

Didn't you guys play portal

[icy cloak]

did someone say PORTAL?!

[night bobcat]

Lakitu is trying to trap you all with cake

Don't be fooled

[icy cloak]

But

[astral linden]

I'll be trapped if it means cake

[night bobcat]

The cake is a lie

[icy cloak]

There will will be streamers too

[night bobcat]

And confetti

[icy cloak]

And Bee

[night bobcat]

And brainwashing

[icy cloak]

No brainwashing

[night bobcat]

That's what a brainwashed says

[icy cloak]

Just happiness and hugs

[astral linden]

I'm not seeing enough movement

[icy cloak]

My party will be great

[magic cloak]

Bee we need cake and candies

To celebrate

[icy cloak]

“If I eat cake I explode”

[dusty magnet]

i actually dont care for cake too much

[magic cloak]

Oh

[icy cloak]

Shit okay

[magic cloak]

Pizza?

[icy cloak]

What do you like

[dusty magnet]

pie

[icy cloak]

For desserts

[magic cloak]

Nice

[icy cloak]

What kind of pie, bee

[magic cloak]

Honey pie

Obviously

[silver mantle]

theyre both sandwiches anyway

[dusty magnet]

apple or blueberry

[magic cloak]

Blueberry ok

Apple ewww

[fickle obsidian]

why choose when u could have partpiepartcake

[icy cloak]

I like both blueberry and apple

[night bobcat]

Cherry

Mmmmm

[fickle obsidian]

what about appleberry

[astral linden]

Cake is better than pie unless it's cream pie

[icy cloak]

Rhubarb is best tho okay

[astral linden]

Chocolate cream pie

[dusty magnet]

i bet blueberry and apple pie would be good

[icy cloak]

Oh a mix?

Or two separate pies

[dusty magnet]

a meadly

[icy cloak]

There will be so many pies, I promise

[astral linden]

No that wasn't a joke!

Cream pie actually is delicious!

[icy cloak]

uwu

[mint spear]

ONO

[icy cloak]

I’m throwing up in my mouth rn

[astral linden]

I have you.

HATE

[dusty magnet]

do you guys remember when hex was a circle?

[astral linden]

Damn it

[icy cloak]

Circle and Hex are two different entities

[astral linden]

When who was a what?

[magic cloak]

Circle

💩

[icy cloak]

Circle-nee

[magic cloak]

These anime emotes are weird

💩

[icy cloak]

[astral linden]

[icy cloak]

Can I request Mod interference

[magic cloak]

[clever vessel]

I remember when hex was a circle

[magic cloak]

Metoo

[icy cloak]

[astral linden]

Birb stop it

[magic cloak]

I think it was a Mandela effect

[astral linden]

You're turning me on too much

[magic cloak]

[icy cloak]

[magic cloak]

Hex being circle was Mandela effect

/s

[dusty magnet]

people always joke that they wanna get banned but ive always wondered what if someone took them seriously and actually banned them

[magic cloak]

Lmao

Wtf

Is tgat

Emote

[astral linden]

You could find out

[dusty magnet]

what would their reaction be

[icy cloak]

Take him seriously Bee

[astral linden]

You could make that happen, bee

[icy cloak]

[dusty magnet]

i know i could

[icy cloak]

Not me tho

I’m throwing a party

[dusty magnet]

but i dont have the heart 😩

[mint spear]

😐

[icy cloak]

Hex is heartless

[astral linden]

Do it for science

[silver mantle]

lotta whining/outrage/being offended prolly

[magic cloak]

Bee is so nice

[dusty magnet]

thats what i imagine aethena

[silver mantle]

its a default setting for people; its an easy guess 😛

[icy cloak]

Cease the jiggering

[dusty magnet]

yeah

[clever vessel]

Jiggerooooo

[icy cloak]

Has birb been banned yet

[mint spear]

Yes.

[icy cloak]

You lie

Worst mod

[night bobcat]

Ban

[fickle obsidian]

or best mod 🤔

[night bobcat]

!ban @icy cloak

[icy cloak]

😔

[mint spear]

(Bee has muted and banned more than I have)

[magic cloak]

!ban nmscord

[icy cloak]

But I’m throwing a party 😓

[magic cloak]

[mint spear]

I saw Joe typing. 🤔

[magic cloak]

We need to wait till bee gets result

To throw party

[icy cloak]

I’m throwing a party either way

Because I have faith in Bee

[silver mantle]

idk why; people only focus on celebrating good events instead of just celebrating being alive

[mint spear]

Same tbh

[icy cloak]

Cuz being alive sucks atm

[magic cloak]

I do celebrate

Just not here

[lost shore]

@mint spear You saw nothing

[dusty magnet]

isnt that what birthdays are for

[icy cloak]

🤔

[mint spear]

Oh ok Joe, I must be imagining things.

[lost shore]

yes

[magic cloak]

Joe

[fickle obsidian]

i saw everything 💀

[silver mantle]

well i shoulda known anything too positive would fall flat here but worth a try

[night bobcat]

🤗

[fickle obsidian]

i celebrate being alive with a good ol' nap

[magic cloak]

[lost shore]

.ban 175078304632668161

[wraith roost]

⛔️ User Banned

Username

abloane#0420

ID

175078304632668161

[mint spear]

Goodbye Birb

[astral linden]

Goodbye banned bird

[mint spear]

WOW

[magic cloak]

Wtf

[lost shore]

I mean, he did ask for it

[mint spear]

NICE

[icy cloak]

Hahhhh

[magic cloak]

Wow

Lol

[icy cloak]

👌👌

[astral linden]

Rest in pieces

[fickle obsidian]

Punished Birb

[lost shore]

.unban 175078304632668161

[wraith roost]

Grandpa Joseph#0426 User abloane#0420 has been unbanned.

[fickle obsidian]

lmao

[icy cloak]

[magic cloak]

Haha

[mint spear]

I wish I had the balls to abuse my powers.

[astral linden]

Our pets HEADS ARE EXPLODING

[mint spear]

😩

[astral linden]

I wish I had the power to abuse my balls

[silver mantle]

how is it abuse when the person asks for it

[icy cloak]

!ban @astral linden

[magic cloak]

Hex you muted me for testing a day after you became mod

[mint spear]

Cause we swore an oath to abide by rules.

[magic cloak]

[mint spear]

Joe gave me that for free.

[night bobcat]

Blood oath

[magic cloak]

No

[lost shore]

Yep. All mods get one free mute

[silver mantle]

well i guess thats why i'd made a terrible mod

[magic cloak]

It's more like book oath

[icy cloak]

When can I be mod, I would be such a good mod

[silver mantle]

case closed

[clever vessel]

You guys are hungry with power

[mint spear]

Lakitu, right now hang on.

[night bobcat]

Not me

I'm just hungry

[icy cloak]

Hell fuckin yes

[magic cloak]

Lol

Same

[icy cloak]

Imma be mod

[mint spear]

That was fun

[magic cloak]

I am hungry

[mint spear]

holy shit what the hell

haha you're ugly

Why am I everlasting now

[icy cloak]

He rank up

[night bobcat]

Legend revoked

[magic cloak]

Lol did you lose roles?

[mint spear]

Yeah

[icy cloak]

He rank down

[mint spear]

I was legend

[icy cloak]

Oop

[mint spear]

Yeah he literally got kicked from server.

[fickle obsidian]

rip legend

[mint spear]

Poor abloane.

[magic cloak]

[silver mantle]

there are a few people that if made mods here will actually make me leave haha

[mint spear]

Like me

[night bobcat]

👋

[fickle obsidian]

and me

[magic cloak]

Maybe me

[silver mantle]

back to sleep

[icy cloak]

👋

[mint spear]

Thank you Joe

Bye Aethena 😦

[icy cloak]

I seriously want another music party tho

In vc

[magic cloak]

Zoid is the dj

Ask zoid

[mint spear]

You be DJ

[heavy hearth]

hey i just joined

[mint spear]

Hello

[lost shore]

Pretty sure one of the bots has the ability for music...

[heavy hearth]

anyone wanna play?

[icy cloak]

But

But zoid best dj

[dusty magnet]

@heavy hearth Welcome! A better place to ask would be #no-mans-sky

[heavy hearth]

ok

thx

[dusty magnet]

NP 😄

[mint spear]

You can also go to #roles

and choose your current system

and then ask in the respective chat

[heavy hearth]

ok

[covert knoll]

I HUNGER

[icy cloak]

For blood?

[astral linden]

I THIRSTY

[icy cloak]

I SLEEPY

[astral linden]

I ROBOT IS A DECENT MOVIE

[mint spear]

iSleep

Coming to Apple stores near you

[magic cloak]

I robot is so old lol

[icy cloak]

IPHONES ARE GETTING OVERPRICED BUT I CONTINUE TO BE A SHEEP AND BUY EVERY NEW PRODUCT

[astral linden]

Haha those shoes tho

[mint spear]

Age doesn't make it a bad movie. 🤔

[magic cloak]

No just saying it is old

[covert knoll]

Ur butt is old

[icy cloak]

No u

[magic cloak]

No u

[astral linden]

Its not bad

[icy cloak]

Not u name, ur an angel and we’re glad ur here

[magic cloak]

I never said it's bad

[astral linden]

Actually one of the better will Smith movies in my opinion

[covert knoll]

Ur butt's not bad.

[astral linden]

😳

[magic cloak]

Yeah the movie is good

[clever vessel]

I don't like the good the bad and the ugly because it's old

[icy cloak]

🤔

[clever vessel]

/s/s/s

[astral linden]

Old movies are worse tho

[clever vessel]

Will Smith is gud

[fickle obsidian]

sometimes

[astral linden]

The special effects in citizen Kane fuckin blow

[fickle obsidian]

lol

[clever vessel]

I like the effects in tommyknockers

The best

[astral linden]

I like the effects in The Thing

[clever vessel]

Me2

[astral linden]

Us was really cool too

[clever vessel]

Oh yes

Saw us last night

[astral linden]

The way it used special effects to make an actress act with herself and fight herself

That movie is dope.

[clever vessel]

The one bunny in the beginning licking itself was cg

[fickle obsidian]

zug what, that was supposed to be private! 😳

[astral linden]

lol

[clever vessel]

Whoops

[astral linden]

You know, that movie was set in my hometown

It made it a bit extra disturbing to me

[clever vessel]

Go find the mirror room

[astral linden]

That's not actually there

A lot of the stuff is tho

[clever vessel]

Figured

[astral linden]

All the rides are old as fuck

Big Dipper is one of the oldest roller coasters

First roller coaster i ever went on

[dusty magnet]

@icy cloak switch to android

[fickle obsidian]

u live in a carnival?

[dusty magnet]

theyre so bueno

[astral linden]

Android is better

The boardwalk

[fickle obsidian]

how do i redeem my switch games on android tho

u live on the boardwalk wha

okapi pls

[astral linden]

The boardwalk on the beach

[clever vessel]

Nice

Birth on the board walk

[fickle obsidian]

born on the boardwalk remain on the boardwalk

boardwalk life

[clever vessel]

Nice

[astral linden]

My mom went on that spinning ride

and I just shot across the boardwalk

[covert knoll]

:/ one of my kids got in real trouble today

Dangit

[arctic eagle]

What did they do?

[covert knoll]

Something properly stupid.

Hopefully the student learns from this and doesn't repeat it.

[fickle obsidian]

ate the class pet 🤦

never eat the class pet

[covert knoll]

Man, I wish the student ate the class pet.

[clever vessel]

Was a girble?

[mint spear]

ROFL

[astral linden]

What they do

[covert knoll]

Something properly stupid.

[fickle obsidian]

best not to pry, better to imagine

[astral linden]

Which was...?

[clever vessel]

I once spanked my teacher

[astral linden]

Well I'm not one of the students!

Name doesn't want us repeating what the student did so he won't tell us 😠

[undone moat]

TITS

[clever vessel]

^

[covert knoll]

That's right okapi, I don't want to give the act any power, so I won't even mention it.

[astral linden]

Haha no but seriously tell us

[covert knoll]

Hhahaha

No

[astral linden]

What did the little shit do

[mint spear]

He's not allowed to say.

[covert knoll]

I get that youre joking, but please don't refer to my kids as shit.

[astral linden]

What's the point of having a teacher here if he can't tell us what horrible children do.

Yeah okay, Name, sorry.

[mint spear]

I think the point is not to demonize kids

idk

[covert knoll]

Bird gets it.

[astral linden]

They do that all on their own

[covert knoll]

I'm not upset at the kid, I'm upset at the act

And I don't want that act to have any power, so I won't mention it.

[mint spear]

He pooped on the floor.

Or she

They pooped on the floor.

[covert knoll]

That would be my bad for not letting the student go to the bathroom.

[mint spear]

GOOD point.

[astral linden]

Out of context

[mint spear]

Similar rule here, they don't need to ask, just get up and go.

[covert knoll]

I'm the kinda teach who will always let a kid go to the bathroom.

[mint spear]

They HAVE to here, no is not an option for toilet.

[covert knoll]

As a student who was essentially forced to pee his pants more than once by a bitch a teacher who shouldn't have been in education, I have strong feelings regarding bathroom "privilege"

[mint spear]

Kudos to you.

I had similar as a child but I alpha male'd the situation.

Legit, I pissed in the corner of the room.

[covert knoll]

I stood up and peed my pants in front of her and the class several times.

"So this is what you want me to do?"

[mint spear]

TBH, it's the "only" way to handle that situation.

[covert knoll]

If you gotta go, you gotta go.

Now I mean.... If 20 kids all have to pee at once? I'm really sorry but we gotta take turns

[fickle obsidian]

space out the drinks u give folks, aaahh

never let 20 kids need to use the bathroom at once, bad move, bad moooveeee

[covert knoll]

More than 2 out at a time is not great.

But if you really gotta go, then go.

[mint spear]

When I was around 7, I wrote "XXXXX is a ginger fat" on the bathroom wall and regretted it, got back into the toilet to scribble out and got caught scribbling it out.

XXXXX was my friends name btw

And they wasn't ginger.

My mum had to pay for repaint.

I learned not to return to scene of crime pretty fast that day.

[covert knoll]

Now see....
I would rather not have to track you down for writing in the bathroom.
I would ahve thanked you for coming back to do the right thing and provided the correct tools and training to use them to properly fix the mistake.

[limber wolf]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[mint spear]

#no-mans-sky is safest start.

[covert knoll]

And I would have stressed that you did the right thing by coming back to fix it, instead of making you feel like running away was a better move.

[limber wolf]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[mint spear]

That's the "general" NMS channel

NP!

[covert knoll]

I always work on these "problems" from the other direction.

[mint spear]

Name, at the time I wish that was the response I got.

[covert knoll]

It would have given you power.

[mint spear]

Dude, 23 years later and I'm still salty.

[ripe jackal]

Yeet

[covert knoll]

Dude, 23 years later and I'm still salty about peeing my pants

[mint spear]

That looks SO nice.

[open bane]

kev share

[mint spear]

Hey at least it's helped you to be a better teacher, in a roundabout kinda way.

[open bane]

don't vore it all for yourself

[covert knoll]

It was a formulative moment in my life.

It very likely changed my future.

And I'd rather have changes happen for my kids, instead of to my kids

[ripe jackal]

I'm freezint

[covert knoll]

Turn on the heat?

[covert knoll]

But that might melt your ice cream

Nvm you ate it all

[ripe jackal]

Not all

Yet

[covert knoll]

There is some mother fucker at the school who keeps going into the men's bathroom and making it a horrible fucking mess.

Like they don't know how to use a penis or an ass and they get piss and shit everywhere

I really wanna stake out the bathroom and catch whoever it is.

I've already staked out for the guy who doesn't turn off the faucets.

[lost shore]

#nocontext

[covert knoll]

Hey I've been pinned! My first one!

[lost shore]

[open bane]

I love that it includes pp and shit and piss

cause you have voiced wanting your own chat after I talked about pp and shid before

[covert knoll]

And asses

I want my own chat only when it's nuts and I can't keep up with the convo.

I'm old, my brain works slow

[ripe jackal]

GONE

[mint spear]

😩

[ripe jackal]

Aaaa

Ik going to die

[covert knoll]

Know something else I don't say to my kids?
"Did you bring enough for the whole class?"
Who else was annoyed af when the teacher said that?

[mint spear]

"No, they got their own food at home."

[covert knoll]

I usually say "I don't allow eating in here, so stand in the hall and finish it quick"

[astral linden]

Jesus Kev

[covert knoll]

When they get back I politely ask "Do you think it's right to bring snacks to class like that?"
But usually I don't have to ask, them come in and apologize and tell me they'll eat the food in an appropriate spot next time.

Because woah. Treat people like people and they act like people.

[fickle obsidian]

why do their parents let them bring some of that 🤔

[astral linden]

See things like that is why teachers need guns

[covert knoll]

:|

As both a teacher and a guy who sold firearms for over a decade I think guns have no place in school.

[fickle obsidian]

the school should be the gun 👀

[astral linden]

Now that is an interesting name fact

[covert knoll]

And if they must be in school, please leave them with the fucking police.

[fickle obsidian]

nobody approaches big gun

the school should be a mech

[covert knoll]

Tell you what. I'll strat carrying a sword to class. A big heavy three hander sword.

One of those parade swords.

Don't mess with a guy who casually carries a sword around.

[fickle obsidian]

(actually do mess with them chances are they don't know how to use it & will hurt themselves)

[covert knoll]

Lololol I trained in sword fighting techniques for 15 years

[astral linden]

I am learning so many things

[fickle obsidian]

at least that's what i tell myself about many firearm owners

[astral linden]

about Name

[mint spear]

Name studied the blade

[covert knoll]

I prefer bastard sword and buckler tbh

[fickle obsidian]

did the blade study the Name

[astral linden]

I have the power of God and anime on my side

[covert knoll]

My opponents didn't like that because they couldn't hit me.

I also have the power of anime. See my avatar?

[mint spear]

weeb

Oy vey

🤢

[covert knoll]

I'm fine with that. Call me any name you like, it won't change how I feel about me.

[fickle obsidian]

that's why they call themselves Name

[mint spear]

I was joking

I wasnt

🤠

filth

disgusting milk

Lmao

[covert knoll]

So are we fighting now?

[mint spear]

I should make you into cheese

[covert knoll]

I miss sword fighting....

That was my favorite martial art.

[fickle obsidian]

so does zoid

[covert knoll]

I don't mean pp fighting.

[fickle obsidian]

are u sure

[covert knoll]

No

[silent wagon]

Yes you do

[astral linden]

It's not sword fighting if one of the swords is zoids butt

[mint spear]

I studied the blade to please m'lady

Fight me

[covert knoll]

Okay we fight.

I surrender.

[mint spear]

While you were studying the penis of chad, I was studying the blade and the katana

[silver mantle]

cowardice

[mint spear]

[covert knoll]

I won't fight unless I absolutely must.

[mint spear]

A true gentlesir

[covert knoll]

Most fights can be resolved by one party backing down.

I don't mind backing down.

[mint spear]

Or when one side offers tendies

[silver mantle]

a warrior will not stand for his name being slandered

it is a matter of honor

[mint spear]

For real what actually are tendies

[covert knoll]

I guess I'm not a warrior then.

[astral linden]

When going gets tough, the tough say "that's just like, you're opinion man"

[silver mantle]

[mint spear]

Are they just nuggets

Chicken fingers?

[silver mantle]

i love and hate Klingons

more love tho

[night bobcat]

Just back from the groomers

[fickle obsidian]

they did such a good job with the floor, how thicc was it before?

[silver mantle]

so photogenic

[mint spear]

Nice dog

[night bobcat]

😃

[mint spear]

Wow

[silver mantle]

but the Pacers?

jk

[mint spear]

That dog KNOWS it's looking good.

A&w time

🤤

[night bobcat]

I have to, bound by relatives

[silver mantle]

faiiirrrr

ik the feeling

[night bobcat]

I don't even watch basketball,besides March madness

[silver mantle]

i still have to pretend yearly to not completely loathe football for my dad 😛

[silent wagon]

A&W 🤢

[night bobcat]

Lol

[mint spear]

By far the best fast food joint

Bar none

[fickle obsidian]

Canadian Exclusive™

[mint spear]

Keep in mind canadian A&W is a different company that the shit american one

Yeah

[silent wagon]

Maybe where you are, they're disgusting and filled with meth-heads in the US

[silver mantle]

canadian A&W was actually good

[mint spear]

They use organic shit for all their food

[silver mantle]

had it in YVR haha

[mint spear]

Not that it matters but still

Yeah it's good

Teen burger 4 the win

[silent wagon]

Next time I go to Canada I'll look for an A&W, lol

[mint spear]

Do it

[silver mantle]

i have to admit i spent a while after buying my food looking at my change, but that's another story

[mint spear]

[silver mantle]

hey our money is boring looking

[silent wagon]

Canadian coins are weird

[mint spear]

At least we got rid of pennies

[dusty magnet]

y'all are missing the party in #music

[mint spear]

There's a stupid rumor here that Canadian money smells like maple syrup. 🤷

[silent wagon]

Canadian dollar bills look like Monopoly money, lol

[mint spear]

It does @mint spear

[silent wagon]

What

[fickle obsidian]

u mean a great rumor @mint spear

[dusty magnet]

wait do they really

[silent wagon]

Wtf

[mint spear]

Yes

[dusty magnet]

no way

[silver mantle]

our money is the same sickly green they paint all their boats with

idk who liked that fuckin' colour

[mint spear]

Canadian mint has denied all claims but they legit do smell like maple syrup

It's cool

[silent wagon]

Canada is a giant amusement park confirmed

[mint spear]

Hahaha

I found it funny, so very typically Candian.

Hey UK has similar, our bank notes smell like cocaine.

Our money is cool, it's see through, and if you shine a lazer through the clear part it projects a picture with the bills value onto the wall

[silver mantle]

better than being a mental asylum

[mint spear]

WTF even is Canada?

Tbh I dont know

I wish our money was cool like that.

Snow, capitalism, socialism and hockey

That's about it

[silver mantle]

i still love hockey

[ripe jackal]

Big biscuit

[silver mantle]

and snow

[night bobcat]

Canada is a myth, like Australia

[silver mantle]

and socialism >:D

[icy cloak]

O right hbd

Kev

[mint spear]

Kev wtf

I want that biscake.

kev I thought you were turning 19

[ripe jackal]

Biskace

[night bobcat]

Happy birthday?

[mint spear]

yup

[ripe jackal]

Happy holidays

[night bobcat]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[mint spear]

Merry Christmas!

Kev i'm like a month older than you

[silver mantle]

oh sweet we're the same age 😅

[night bobcat]

🎊🎁🎁🎁🎉🎁🎁

[mint spear]

We're all 18 on this blessed day.

[silver mantle]

[ripe jackal]

Milk I will eat you

[mint spear]

Ok

Im down

I'm older than kev by 3 months

[icy cloak]

Oh dear

[mint spear]

wait

or 4 months

idk

Wait are you 2000

[ripe jackal]

I will eat you all

[silver mantle]

i wonder if its worth it to try to nap again

[night bobcat]

Sure

[mint spear]

2001 is best year

😩

[ripe jackal]

Yes

[mint spear]

Me? @mint spear

[icy cloak]

Celebrate bday with music party

It’s dope

[silver mantle]

[mint spear]

Yes birb

Yes

am 2000 baby

but

Dec

Oh

[silver mantle]

2001 sucked outside of the movie

[mint spear]

I'm neither of them things.

old man

👴

Hex is let me guess

88

Or 89

GOOD guess.

124

[silent wagon]

'95 baby, lol

[dusty magnet]

2001 gang rise up

[silver mantle]

69

[mint spear]

ew 2001 babies

Oy vey

[dusty magnet]

ew 2000 babies

[mint spear]

ay fuck you mate

[silver mantle]

what its Pisces

[icy cloak]

So many smols

[mint spear]

2001 is the true new millennium

[silent wagon]

2000's babies missed out on waiting for VHS players to rewind the fuckin tape

[silver mantle]

yeah idk what a VHS is im too young

[mint spear]

hahaha vhs

old people

[silver mantle]

[covert knoll]

if you're not talking about your betamax tapes you're not old

[icy cloak]

Floppy discs

[mint spear]

One thing I dont like about a&w is the paper straws for drinks smh

That shit dissolves

[icy cloak]

Yes om

[pure maple]

Yeah the paper straws suck

[silver mantle]

there was some place i saw, prolly in Japan that made straws out of something you could eat

[silent wagon]

Cool people had a separate rewinder that rewound the tape faster than the damn player 😢

[covert knoll]

just make straws out of twizzlers

[mint spear]

They have paper straws yet keep the plastic lids lmao @pure maple

[silver mantle]

one word: tracking

[mint spear]

[pure maple]

Yeah its funny

[mint spear]

Candy straws would be sick, eat them after

[night bobcat]

Are you talking about the rice flour straws aethena?

[covert knoll]

that's why use twizzlers as straws

[silver mantle]

spend 45 minutes tracking the fuckin' tape so you can get rid of a cluster of lines on top and then it creeps in on the bottom

yeah gleam

[silent wagon]

Just be 'murica and use plastic for everything, like bottles and straws and grocery bags

[silver mantle]

or trying to pause for bewbles and the tracking lines just cover it all up

[silent wagon]

LMAO

Many people broke their Titanic tapes that way, lol

[silver mantle]

plastic straws are illegal in WA i think now?

[covert knoll]

having to hit pause slightly early because the pause didn't stop it on the exact frame

[silver mantle]

so I just bought metal straws

[mint spear]

We use these canvas bags for grocery shopping

Stores sell them

Why the hell would people keep buying plastic bags

[silent wagon]

@silver mantle Not here in eastern Washington, lol

[mint spear]

[silver mantle]

taught me that i had a tick where i'd bite my straw too much; much more noticable when they were metal

[pure maple]

Yeah I use canvas bags too now

[silent wagon]

@mint spear Cuz they charge extra for paper bags. And paper bags suck

[covert knoll]

metal straws freak me out. . . what if your head gets bumped forward while the straw is in your mouth?

i mean. . . .bad things can happen

[mint spear]

That's why you use canvas bruv @silent wagon

[silver mantle]

@silent wagon looks like its just Seattle atm

[silent wagon]

But nobody wants to buy canvas bags and lug em around, lol

[mint spear]

They're small folded up lmao

[covert knoll]

just carry a pack of twizzlers and use those as your straws.

[silver mantle]

and to be fair i had just come from Cali where apparently they are banned xD

[silent wagon]

Do you know how many groceries people get here? You'd need 5 or 6 canvas bags for one Walmart trip 😂

[silver mantle]

along with a lot of other shit

i take my own bags to the grocery store because they have more room than plastic bags and are easier to carry haha

[mint spear]

Y'all americans are weird

That's the way aethena

We have to pay for plastic bags.

😎

[silver mantle]

just gotta butt in on the bagger person and "help" them so you can organize everything like tetris

[covert knoll]

i mean...don't people reuse their plastic bags and straws and such?

[mint spear]

They rip and shit

[silent wagon]

We don't, cashiers ask "Paper or plastic?" and everyone picks plastic

Cuz paper bags suck

[silver mantle]

they were horrible at college because the closest store was down a very steep hill and pretty far away

and not having a car and hauling tons of plastic bags back to my apt they'd start to cut into my hands

learned that lesson early

[covert knoll]

use another plastic bag to create an easier handle between multiple bags

[pure maple]

Yeah plastic bags rip really damn easy and tote bags hold more

[silent wagon]

They also charge $10+ per canvas bag at stores

[mint spear]

These are real shit

[pure maple]

Also lot of places charge for plastic bags too

[mint spear]

Fuckers last forever

[silver mantle]

or just buy a bag that's easier to carry

but im not gonna try to change the mind of americans

i can't do the impossible

[pure maple]

I've got a couple of those

[mint spear]

We've had ours for like 10 years

[pure maple]

Pretty damn indestructible

[mint spear]

Yeah

milk-chan

[silent wagon]

I'd be down for getting canvas bags if I didn't need to buy 8 of them, lol. Most Walmart trips take 6+ plastic bags 😄

[mint spear]

owo

[silver mantle]

that makes no sense

[mint spear]

^

Just buy 10 and ur set for life

[silver mantle]

plastic bags have less room everywhere ive seen

[pure maple]

Yeah the canvas hold more

[silent wagon]

If I walk into a store carrying 10 canvas bags people will think I'm nuts, lol

[mint spear]

And they dont lacerate your hands

[silver mantle]

ive never used more than 4

[mint spear]

@silent wagon you put them in the cart or basket

It's not weird at all

[silent wagon]

I'm very much for canvas bags but if you're the only one in the store using them people think you're bonkers

[mint spear]

Everyone is stupid

Thats objective

[silver mantle]

[mint spear]

[silent wagon]

Cashiers are like "wtf is this" if you hand them a bunch of canvas bags full of groceries

[mint spear]

Use self serve

[silver mantle]

that has literally never happened to me

[silent wagon]

I honestly can't think of any times in the past 5 years where I've seen people use canvas

[fickle obsidian]

@silent wagon not really, most shift from cart to conveyor and hand the bags separately for you to bag their items

[silver mantle]

go to california for a week

[fickle obsidian]

the only surprise is that they even remembered the damn things

[mint spear]

Or Canada

Here we like to be conscience about our plastic bag use while be mine for billions of barrels of oil

[silent wagon]

People using canvas bags are rarer than unicorns here, lol

[silver mantle]

it'd also be kinda weird if people looked at you weird for using something they sell at the checkout line xD

[mint spear]

We have "bags for life" here where you get free replacements if your bag breaks.

We're getting a total ban next year IIRC.

Good

😎

Very good.

Though i'm still against paper straws

[fickle obsidian]

too bad they won't take the major polluters to task 👀

[silver mantle]

metal straws aint bad

[silent wagon]

Metal straws

Wat

[mint spear]

They're good but I accidently bite them

All the time

Most coffee shop places here give a discount if you use your own travel mug.

[silent wagon]

I've never seen metal straws here, lol

[fickle obsidian]

changing bags and straws to impact climate change/pollution is like carving a statue by blowing on it

[silver mantle]

its a straw made of metal 🤔

[mint spear]

@mint spear yeah most places here do that too

It's a great incentive tbh

[silver mantle]

they do that here as well

but prolly not in eastern washington

[mint spear]

I feel like cali is a southern canada environment awareness-wise

[silver mantle]

oh im in western washington

[mint spear]

Ah there then

Lmao

West coast howbowda

[silver mantle]

well i mean if you've seen what it looks like here

[fickle obsidian]

west coast tends to be a bit more aware but at the same time sometimes in dumb too far ways, like raw water consumption and antivaxxing >_>

[mint spear]

Yeah I could be better with my water usage

I take it for granted

[fickle obsidian]

oh no i mean unfiltered water

[silver mantle]

isnt antivaxxing everywhere now?

[fickle obsidian]

untreated water entirely

[mint spear]

Not really a thing here.

Cause UK isn't fucking stupid.

[fickle obsidian]

sorta, it's concentrated in weird spots

[silver mantle]

i meant in the US

idk i don't notice it much here

[mint spear]

I hope it stops becoming a thing extremely quick.

[fickle obsidian]

i mean if everyone involved just gets sick and dies that takes care of it somewhat...

but fuck'em if they take others down in the process, pricks

(which they will because that's diseases & such for u)

[silver mantle]

i mean humans are destined to kill each other in some way eventually anyway

[mint spear]

Yay i'm just driving into kootenay national park now

Will snap some pics

[fickle obsidian]

but it's a park whaddya doin' driving into it

[mint spear]

Ayyyyyyyy

[silver mantle]

im waiting to go to work :c

[fickle obsidian]

no that was bad even by my standards

oof

[mint spear]

Imma lose reception real quick cyall

[silver mantle]

bye

[silent wagon]

Fun fact: Anti-vaxxers should hurry up and keel over. I live with somebody who has basically no immune system and works in food service so she sees lots of people every day

[icy cloak]

Bye bye milkman

Oh that's old

I'm blind

[astral linden]

Keel over or just get vaccinated, dumbies

[lost shore]

Banff

[fickle obsidian]

damn it i was going for that

[lost shore]

HAH

[fickle obsidian]

okay take this

⛰

[silver mantle]

fingers on the shot; rookie move

[open bane]

Oh shit you're in VR now

[silver mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/2001-gif-5031951

halp

[open bane]

Oh god oh fuck

[silver mantle]

i am tempted to try VR still; i just never gotten around to it

[open bane]

It's definitely fun

Depending on the game of course

[silver mantle]

i think i'd like it on a space thing because i already love space

[mint spear]

Zoid do you have vr

[silver mantle]

omg my nose is driving me insane

[mint spear]

[open bane]

I don't, my brother and best friend do tho

[fickle obsidian]

are these one & the same 👀

[mint spear]

[open bane]

Nop

[mint spear]

I had a wet server suggestion

[silver mantle]

[mint spear]

New vr roles

Assignable like ps4, PC etc

[silver mantle]

can "evil" be an assignable role?

[open bane]

That's just former staff

[silver mantle]

yeah but i can't get that one

[open bane]

👿

If you work hard enough you can

Jk it's not hard

That sounded condescending lmao

[silver mantle]

no there's some sacrifices im unwilling to make

[open bane]

Totally understood

[silver mantle]

also i just want it to say "evil" straight up

[mint spear]

I just want a psvr role hhhhnnnnnggggggg

[icy cloak]

O nice pictures Milk

I’ve been lost in bot spam

[ripe jackal]

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

[mint spear]

One moar

[silver mantle]

[icy cloak]

!!pretty

[mint spear]

What say you skip?

Isnt it reasonable

[dire saddle]

😏

[fickle obsidian]

no, they won't even add vr goggles to the server icon nor gunter 😩

[mint spear]

[open bane]

Milk started a revolution

Was over quickly tjought

Though*

[icy cloak]

Not enough pamphlets

[mint spear]

This is the 2nd role i've helped create

Lit

[dire saddle]

so which one you want milk

[mint spear]

Psvr please

[dire saddle]

bam

[mint spear]

Lit

Thanks my dude

[fickle obsidian]

😭 but no server goggles nor gunter goggles

[icy cloak]

When does everyone lose the headset pfps

[dire saddle]

[icy cloak]

Never?