#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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undone moat
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uh...

icy cloak
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??

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NO NOT STELLA

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STELLA

dusty magnet
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I think I wanna take a nap but also I wanna play Satisfactory

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What do

undone moat
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I have a slight concern Stella has been eating rocks.

fickle obsidian
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lucid dream play Satisfactory

icy cloak
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Take nap and dream of sastifactory

magic junco
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i wanna play sekiro

icy cloak
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Tell Stella I don’t approve

night bobcat
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NAD DOG

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Shit

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Lol I'm leaving it

undone moat
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Shecs been bringing stones into the house, and it makes me wonder if she's been swallowing them.

icy cloak
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:0

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If she doesn’t stop I’ll fly myself over and yell at her

night bobcat
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She might just want something to chew on, how old is she?

undone moat
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No more than 6 months.

night bobcat
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Teeth still coming in

icy cloak
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Aw, a tiny pup

dusty magnet
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Yeah she should have some chew toys if she doesn't already

night bobcat
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No but really, you don't want her swallowing rocks

icy cloak
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I volunteer Hex’s shoe

dusty magnet
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I second tgat

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That

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Though hex is prolly asleep

night bobcat
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You have to take both then, or he will walk around in just one

icy cloak
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Let em

dusty magnet
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That's part of the fun

icy cloak
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They don’t deserve two shoes

night bobcat
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No!

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Hex haters

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😡

icy cloak
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They took away my precious orange name

night bobcat
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You fired them

dusty magnet
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Joe?

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Or hex?

icy cloak
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Hex was Joes minion

night bobcat
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Lakitu fired everyone but you bee

icy cloak
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I made you Godmin

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Because I knew you would agree when It came to hex’s shoes

dusty magnet
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💓

icy cloak
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And I didn’t fire Joe, I demoted him

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He could still be mod

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Hex was the only person I snapped

dusty magnet
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Oh snap

lost shore
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cough

undone moat
lost shore
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Aww

icy cloak
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I am a merciful ruler

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Wet Stella

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😃

dusty magnet
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VIVA LA REVOLUCION

undone moat
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That was my dog, Nick.

icy cloak
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SEND HIM TO THE GALLOWS

undone moat
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He passed away a few months ago.

dusty magnet
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😭

icy cloak
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Oh no

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Oh no

undone moat
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Damn fleas got to him and made him sick.

icy cloak
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My third act as ruler of the world is to bring back Nick

dusty magnet
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Dude fleas fucking suck

icy cloak
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You’re welcome

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My boi got heart disease

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Died the night we found out

night bobcat
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Sucks

icy cloak
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Was a shock

night bobcat
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I hate when they go, but I won't ever stop getting another

icy cloak
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☹️ everyone’s depressed again

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Everyone needs a friend

dusty magnet
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It's okay we can just look at this happy boy

night bobcat
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👍👋

dusty magnet
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And be not sad

icy cloak
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Thank you Bee

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Bee is best mod

dusty magnet
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And this one

undone moat
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I'm probably not going to get another dog until I'm married and my wife wants a dog.

dusty magnet
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Look at that smile!

icy cloak
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Much happy!

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What was his name again? I remember heather

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That’s all

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I swear I was listening

night bobcat
icy cloak
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  • f l u f f *
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aw italics failed

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Hmph.

undone moat
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remove the spaces in between the *'s

lost shore
night bobcat
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It was right before she could get rabies shot, so hadn't gotten groomed yet

icy cloak
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KITTY

night bobcat
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Meow

icy cloak
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Joe your cat can be mod too

lost shore
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Cool

night bobcat
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It is i thought

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Clover?

lost shore
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Lol

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Damn

icy cloak
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Cute name

lost shore
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She's Pearl. My pirate cat

night bobcat
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I think she is about to dunk the basketball

icy cloak
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Pearl is a real pirate, she stole my heart

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To quote gamer: get it

dusty magnet
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get it

icy cloak
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get it

night bobcat
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No

dusty magnet
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Nice

undone moat
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out of context image time

night bobcat
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Ok....

icy cloak
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I am ready

night bobcat
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Is it still time?

undone moat
icy cloak
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Address leak

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Oh no

undone moat
lost shore
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Bug on the system

night bobcat
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🐜

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😒

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Lol

icy cloak
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Grandpa Joe has been promoted because that was a funny joke

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He is now subadmin

undone moat
lost shore
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👍

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:|

undone moat
lost shore
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Are we just your random picture dumping ground?

icy cloak
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My childhood!

night bobcat
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How is that out of context?

lost shore
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Mine too, Lakitu

night bobcat
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😐

icy cloak
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That stuff was worth a kidney to me

dusty magnet
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Bubba hubba

lost shore
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Just a kidney?

icy cloak
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A kidney and my pet fish

lost shore
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There we go. Proper payment

undone moat
icy cloak
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@dusty magnet I thought u were napping

lost shore
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Kirby training for SSBU

icy cloak
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Buffing up

dusty magnet
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I'm giving myself till 5:30 and if I don't fall asleep then I'll play satsifactory

night bobcat
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Who is the maniac getting close to take that picture?

icy cloak
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That is not how you do the healthy, but ok

lost shore
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I need to start Satisfactory tonight

magic junco
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E

icy cloak
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F

magic junco
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Am I right guys

icy cloak
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silence

lost shore
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You're right, @magic junco

icy cloak
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Don’t take his side, you’ve been demoted

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Tch

night bobcat
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Capricious

icy cloak
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Ur skating on thin ice, too, bud

magic junco
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thanks joe

night bobcat
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Oh

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Good

lost shore
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Yw

icy cloak
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It’s quiet now

night bobcat
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Plotting doesn't make much noise

undone moat
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mac and c h e e s e

icy cloak
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😬

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Okay, as a peace offering, so we don’t become enemies, I’ll make you a mod and give you a ton of gif perks in my imaginary server @night bobcat

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Because now I’m scared of you

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...

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At this point I’m probably already dead

lost shore
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If you have to ask, it's too late

icy cloak
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Goodbye, world 👋🏻

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Gleams about to nuke Dawson city

lost shore
night bobcat
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I'll accept those terms

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For humanity

covert knoll
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Hello ladles and gendles!

icy cloak
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Hello teacher-man

undone moat
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I just realized I never had XMP on

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let's change that

mint spear
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Deafening silence

fickle obsidian
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just waiting on you

dusty magnet
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Holy fuck

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I just passed out so fucking hard

magic junco
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aight

clever vessel
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Stop drinking cocaine juice

mint spear
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Wow you're no fun

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Apparently there's supposed to be quite strong aurora borealis tonight due to a solar flare

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If anyone's interest I guess

icy cloak
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Hex beat ya to it

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Im already driving out of the city to find a place to watch

magic junco
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poop juice

icy cloak
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Nice

dusty magnet
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nice

clever vessel
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rice

mint spear
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I don't like rice

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Noodle gang

dusty magnet
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well rice doesnt like you

mint spear
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Rice better watch out or i'll vore it

dusty magnet
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vore

mint spear
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I think i'm gonna hike to a lookout after nightfall for the lights

dusty magnet
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i wanna hike 😩

ripe jackal
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VORE

silent wagon
mint spear
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Is it a rom com

silent wagon
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No, lol

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Steampunk/Fantasy

silent wagon
mint spear
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What the fuck

silent wagon
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Shaq is unstoppable, lol

fickle obsidian
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papa john's: "look, we can't be racist, Shaq's on the Board of Directors!"

silent wagon
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LMAO 😂

fickle obsidian
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seriously tho papa john's, at least around me, has some pretty decent pizza

silent wagon
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Shaq is wild, he owns a bunch of Krispy Kremes in Atlanta and 27 Five Guys restaurants

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And has his own restaurant in Vegas

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Slowly but surely he monopolizes food franchises, lol

fickle obsidian
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o_O

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27 Five Guys?

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so 135 guys?

silent wagon
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😄

covert knoll
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135 guys, 1 shaq

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bow chica wow wow

silent wagon
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How dare you do this to wholesome Shaq

covert knoll
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technically he did it to himself

fickle obsidian
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😏

silent wagon
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Smh

fickle obsidian
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he's a man of many pleasures

covert knoll
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i don't judge

clear girder
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shaq

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more lick

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like

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heart attack

fickle obsidian
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@arctic eagle sky requests more lick

arctic eagle
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LICK

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lick

mint spear
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Oh fuck oh god

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It's 9:49

fickle obsidian
rare mauve
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Goodnight friends

fickle obsidian
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night spaceman!

ornate fable
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night dude

pliant fjordBOT
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Astronomy pic of the day

Four Towers and the Equinox Moon

Explanation: The first Full Moon of northern spring rises behind four distant towers in this telescopic view. In an image captured from some 40 kilometers west of the city of Madrid, this moonrise also represents a near coincidence of the full lunar phase with lunar perigee and the March equinox. Close to the horizon, the Full Moon's strangely rippled and distorted shape has more to do with the long sight-line through a layered atmosphere, though. Tantalizing visible effects of the substantial atmospheric refraction include the appearance of a thin floating sliver just above the lunar disk. The remarkable optical mirage is related to the more commonly witnessed green flash of the setting Sun.

silver mantle
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Thanks Gunter

pliant fjordBOT
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@silver mantle Thanks Fluffy was using it is better than a shower brb

silver mantle
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I don't want to know

silver mantle
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I might have to leave early today hehe

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But I'm gonna share one of my fav YT series:

mint spear
silver mantle
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I hope its obvious its a creepy video haha

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Otherwise I woulda warned people

arctic eagle
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Vol. 7, damn

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I've only gotten to 5

silver mantle
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Yeah this one was pretty unnerving

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I hadnt actually started watching till I posted it

arctic eagle
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Ohh, is this one new?

silver mantle
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Yeah just today

arctic eagle
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Wooo

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I'll have to watch later

magic cloak
silver mantle
night bobcat
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🤗

magic cloak
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🤗

silver mantle
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I swear I'm not actually sleeping

night bobcat
silver mantle
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Slow night

night bobcat
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You at work still?

silver mantle
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Yeah

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I think I'm gonna take off soon though

night bobcat
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Good deal

magic cloak
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Finished some really important stuff

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So a big load off

night bobcat
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Congrats

silver mantle
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Good, youve made up for my doing nothing

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Aw shit I forgot my food in the office; too late blobreachsob

night bobcat
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😭

magic cloak
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Me want food too

night bobcat
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Dog wants to walk early, back in a bit

void ginkgo
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I thought I was having a glitch hearing noises from when I was on a planet but I was actually on my freighter... turns out I had 2 games running nmspalm

night bobcat
void ginkgo
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Only took me 11 minutes to figure it out 😅

magic cloak
undone moat
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if you ask me, he's smart

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just ask for model and car color and it's easy to find

undone moat
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and before you ask about the tank on the left, yes, I made sure it was safe to be around before she walked over there

swift ore
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Any tech guys here that can explain why red dead 2 is more stable thab nms

undone moat
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not my area but I can try my best

swift ore
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Wall of text inbound

undone moat
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there's a lot of factors in why that could be, though a lot of it comes down to how well optimized the game is for the system

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I was going to say hardware might be an issue but then I remember we're referring to consoles here since rd2 isn't on pc

swift ore
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Yep red dead 2 was targeting console

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I guess one of the culprits is optimization

night bobcat
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10 years of development probably didn't hurt either

swift ore
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10 years!!!!
Deemm i thought it wss just 5 years

night bobcat
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I may be exaggerating, let's google

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Started in 2005

swift ore
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Red dead 2

night bobcat
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I can't read

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That's one

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Aye

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8 years

undone moat
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how hot does this little shit get to require a watercooling loop, I'm genuinely curious now

covert knoll
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Is that even hooked to anything?

undone moat
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too many aios

covert knoll
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Meanwhile I'm just playing with microbit

silver mantle
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hey no problem!

mint spear
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Good morning krusty crew

magic cloak
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Good morning spring milk

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Ok wtf is java mission control

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I have it on the start menu lmao

night bobcat
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For their space missions

magic cloak
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Yeah well I am neither NASA nor ESA

night bobcat
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Oh

astral linden
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Hello everyone 👋

night bobcat
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👋

astral linden
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Unless you're playing Sekiro right now in which case you can go fuck yourself

night bobcat
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Yes

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Good call

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Wait

astral linden
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Eat my shorts

night bobcat
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That means I gotta go, be back in 15 or so

astral linden
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Chop wood, you bastards

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I might literally sell most of my games

night bobcat
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I don't have it yet really - I gameflyed, should be here on Monday

astral linden
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I thought about getting gamefly for a while

night bobcat
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I love it - regardless how good a game looks or plays, I may get bored easily in it

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Anthem is my perfect example

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Loved it, played through it, no urge to play again

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And then if I like it, I just keep it at a discount

astral linden
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I might do, one day

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Bellybuttons are gross.

magic cloak
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Humans are gross

night bobcat
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Thanks

magic cloak
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Np

open bane
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yw

magic cloak
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Yay

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It's zoid

open bane
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hello gamer

inland grotto
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Zoiiiiiid!

magic cloak
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Hello zoid

open bane
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hey mveed

magic cloak
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How is it going for you zoid

open bane
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not too bad

astral linden
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Hello zoid

magic cloak
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Nice

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Anything new

open bane
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hey okapi

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not really

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been playing sekiro a bit

astral linden
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You got sekiro tho

open bane
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yee

astral linden
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Blap

fickle obsidian
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blup

magic cloak
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Wow what's so great about sekiro

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Why does everyone wanna play it

fickle obsidian
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by From Software, have made gud stuff before

open bane
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It's fun, definitely same annoyances as Dark Souls though

silent wagon
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It's the new game made by the Dark Souls devs @magic cloak

magic junco
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It’s fun

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hard concept, I know

magic cloak
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I never played dark souls..so I have no clue what it's supposed to even mean lol

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😬

astral linden
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I want it so bad

magic junco
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why don’t you have it

open bane
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probably money

magic junco
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have my money

magic cloak
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Monies

mint spear
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Money bad

dire saddle
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🤑

open bane
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money

magic cloak
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Poney

open bane
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wow that is so true

mint spear
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🆒 🆕 🇸 🇭 🇮 🇩 🇸 🇦 🇳 🇩 🇵 🇮 🇸 🇸

open bane
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how much

mint spear
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Yeah

open bane
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im talkin price here

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how much for all of your shid and piss

magic cloak
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3.5$$$$$

mint spear
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Hey im walkin ere

magic cloak
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Lol

open bane
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fugghedabouddit

mint spear
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Reddit bad

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Facebook good

magic cloak
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No

mint spear
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But the zucc succ

magic cloak
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Phone bad
PC good

open bane
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zuck

magic cloak
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Zucky mill

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Milk*

open bane
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milky suck

magic cloak
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Zucky milk

mint spear
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Ono

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Yoko

open bane
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owo

magic cloak
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Yolo

open bane
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oloY

magic cloak
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That is basically a emote guy with ||big balls||

mint spear
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Have you guys listened to Animals?

magic cloak
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Idk he is probably cut in half I think

mint spear
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Bitch spaghetti

magic cloak
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Sitch bpaghetti

mint spear
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Gamer where are you from

magic cloak
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Mars

mint spear
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NA

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Or Europe

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Or Asia

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Or Africa

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Or SA

magic cloak
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2

mint spear
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Ok

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You're english

magic cloak
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Johnny English

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Yes

mint spear
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Hot

magic cloak
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Yes

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Mi6

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Works for me

mint spear
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Ok

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They call it riding the gravy train

open bane
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yum

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gravy

night bobcat
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Gravy!

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But that's how it gooooes

mint spear
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Ok

night bobcat
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Lol

fickle obsidian
silver mantle
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why is that actually unsettling to me? 😖

short saddle
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It kinda isss....

fickle obsidian
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o

short saddle
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I would freak out if i saw smth like this running at me in the night

fickle obsidian
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i thought response would be cute pupper, lol

night bobcat
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That's the new pac man ghost

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Woofy

silver mantle
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i think its cuz from the perspective his body seems too small haha

short saddle
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@night bobcat hah

magic cloak
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I think this will give Elon musk a run for his money

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badum tishhh

icy cloak
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get it

magic cloak
silver mantle
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just be careful returning to daylight

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everythings gonna look weird 😛

icy cloak
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There’s no chair

silver mantle
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sitting in the chair to take the photo duh

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you expect him to stand up!?

icy cloak
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Good point, good point

magic cloak
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?

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I think it can have windows

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Or

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It can have something like that mountain hideout in tron

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White light thing

icy cloak
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Where is everyone?

magic junco
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Right here

magic cloak
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Busy

magic junco
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busy playing sekiro

icy cloak
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Doing what? I thought we had no lives

short saddle
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Im here but im noone

magic cloak
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I think it's weekend and everyone spends time with family etc

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I got most of my work done early in the day

mint spear
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Good joke

magic cloak
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So I just good around now

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Oh it's milk

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Hi milk

icy cloak
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I’m sicky so I’m just sitting here waiting for people

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It’s milk!

mint spear
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Ayy how's it going guys

magic cloak
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It's going ok

mint spear
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It's cold and miserable here

icy cloak
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I am sad because I didn’t see the aurora borealis last night

magic cloak
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Well its humid and miserable here

mint spear
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Yeah me neither lakitu

magic cloak
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Aurora

magic junco
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sad

magic cloak
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Hey laatiku have you ever seen aliens using your telescope?

icy cloak
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What do you define as an alien?

magic cloak
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Like anything while studying astronomy

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Hmmm

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Well alien

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Not of earth

icy cloak
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I’ve seen illegal immigrants

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Ah

undone moat
mint spear
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lol

magic cloak
magic junco
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lol

mint spear
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We need to build a space wall and make extraterrestrials pay for it

magic cloak
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I can't believe lakitu made such a big meme

icy cloak
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I’m a closet memer

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Shh

magic cloak
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The best

undone moat
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lakitus are the illegal immigrants of the mushroom kingdom

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change my mind

magic junco
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lol

magic cloak
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No

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I would never change your mind

night bobcat
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They are smugglers

icy cloak
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Lakitu isn’t a species, is it?

undone moat
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change me da- wait no that's an actual fetish, nevermind

magic cloak
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Ghosty boi

icy cloak
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Ghosty boi is milk

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Always leaving us

magic cloak
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Maybe ghosts are 70% milk...that's why they are always white

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Wow holy shit

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What a nice discovery

mint spear
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Secret's out

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🏃

magic cloak
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Run forest run

icy cloak
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Run milkman

undone moat
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lets talk about gremlins

icy cloak
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Let’s

magic cloak
icy cloak
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Oh I thought u meant

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Gremlins

magic cloak
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Nice gremlin

mint spear
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AMC 🤢

icy cloak
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Hm

mint spear
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Only good amc car was the javelin

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Those were sick af

undone moat
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HUEH

mint spear
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Party on

icy cloak
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Stylin

short saddle
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What a cute car

icy cloak
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I threw my phone by accident again

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😃

mint spear
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I prefer my car to explode in rear-end collisions #pinto-gang

magic junco
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pinto bean

undone moat
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lowkey wish I could get my hands on a chevy SS

mint spear
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What model of car

undone moat
mint spear
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Eh, idk. Looks like the most average styling ever

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Even for a sedan

undone moat
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that's the goal

icy cloak
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nods head like I know what going on

undone moat
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it's supposedly really sporty and actually makes for a nice project car but looks like a plain old sedan

icy cloak
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I’m not a car person

mint spear
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Car engine vroom vroom

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😎

short saddle
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i like top gear

undone moat
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I wish I knew more about them, sadly all I am is words

icy cloak
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It goes vroom vroom really loud and scares me

short saddle
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that got me into cars

mint spear
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Top gear is great

undone moat
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I one day want to know cars inside and out like I know computers

short saddle
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ive read several books from jeremy

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clarkson

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he is ...an interesting guy

mint spear
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The older the car the easier to understand. Modern cars are way to convoluted

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Yeah he is

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I prefer hammond

short saddle
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may is underrated

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imo

mint spear
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He's the responsible chill dude

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Also didn't hammond get absolutely fucked up in a car crash a few years ago

short saddle
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i honestly dont know

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ive not watched anything from them in a long time

icy cloak
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Everyone’s gone again ☹

magic junco
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you scared them off

covert knoll
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I am hair

magic junco
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hi hair

icy cloak
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I’m dad

covert knoll
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Now I'm gonna figure out how to make programming a microbit into a reward a kid would want to do

icy cloak
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Stickers

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I’d do anything for stickers

magic junco
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good luck

covert knoll
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Yep, the stickers are how you earn the right to play with the microbit.

icy cloak
#

I need a sticker for validation

covert knoll
#

Did you at least work on your homework

icy cloak
#

I did all the homework

#

And then my dog ate it

covert knoll
#

Here is 1 stamp.

magic junco
#

ooo stamp

icy cloak
#

Stamp!!

covert knoll
#

Do your homework to tomorrow for another stamp

magic junco
#

i didnt do my homework

icy cloak
#

Name is best teacher

magic junco
#

i ate my homework

covert knoll
#

Get 4 stamps and then tell me what reward you want.
I've got robots you can play with
Video games you can make...

icy cloak
#

Mr. Name can I have a 3 stamp loan

#

I like the robots

covert knoll
#

Do homework 3 more days. And don't lose your stamps

icy cloak
#

What happens if I get sick

#

And I can’t do the homework

#

But I wanted to

covert knoll
#

If you didn't do homework that day you don't get a stamp. Just do homework next time

icy cloak
#

;-;

covert knoll
#

Notice, I don't even care whether or not you did well on your homework, just that you did it

icy cloak
#

:0

magic junco
#

ah completion grades

#

the best kind

icy cloak
#

This opens up a new realm of possibilities

#

I can just check every box and get a prize?

covert knoll
#

I mean if you want a good grade in class.... Do well on your homework.

#

But if you just want to rewards just do the homework

#

Yes. If you apply minimum effort you will earn the prize

icy cloak
#

...this seems too easy

#

What is the motivation to care about my grades

covert knoll
#

Do you want to repeat the grade level?

icy cloak
#

I mean, if I keep getting to play with robots...

covert knoll
#

:3

#

(lakitu doesn't know I'm teaching programming, and lakitu is getting better at programming...)

magic junco
#

we can hear you

covert knoll
#

Shhhhhhhhhit

magic junco
#

lol

icy cloak
#

(Lakitu has never tried programming in her life)

covert knoll
#

You don't need to know any.

#

The robot will help you learn programming as you play with it

icy cloak
#

Wait, the robots are making me learn

magic junco
#

skynet

covert knoll
#

Heh heh heh

icy cloak
#

I DIDNT DO SCHOOL TO BE REWARDED MY MORE SCHIOL

#

What is this?!

covert knoll
#

:3

#

See? You worked hard just so you can do more in school

icy cloak
#

Mr. Name is a sneaky snek

magic junco
#

school right guys

covert knoll
#

Mr. Name knows what's up

magic junco
#

the sky

covert knoll
#

The ceiling too

icy cloak
#

And robots!

covert knoll
#

You can also make and play video games.

magic junco
#

Who said so

covert knoll
#

Me. It's one of the rewards for doing your hw

#

Don't like robots or video games? Then you tell me what reward you want

icy cloak
#

A tootsie roll

magic junco
#

hmmmmmmmmm

covert knoll
#

Okay I don't have any, you'll have to bring it from home

magic junco
#

a robot videogame

covert knoll
#

But I'll let you eat Tootsie rolls in school

icy cloak
#

:0

#

You sound like literally the best teacher

#

So kind

covert knoll
#

As long as you're trying that's good enough for me.

#

(and since the pressure is off you'll do better)

icy cloak
#

Raising responsible future citizens

magic junco
#

FBLA

#

future business leaders of america

covert knoll
#

Ya

icy cloak
#

The people who will make the robots that steal people’s jobs

covert knoll
#

I just help people to be more acclimated to living in the real world.

icy cloak
#

😬

covert knoll
#

Most of the time you don't have to do your job well. You just have to do your job

magic junco
#

my job is school

covert knoll
#

Mine too!

magic junco
#

and i certainly dont do it well

#

but i do it

icy cloak
#

My job is school but for people who paid to do it

covert knoll
#

Here's your stamp for the day

magic junco
#

ty

covert knoll
#

No-no, thank YOU for doing your work!

icy cloak
#

Actually I got in on a fancy scholarship 🤗 can I get an extra stamp for that

covert knoll
#

I really mean it. You're making me so proud!

magic junco
#

thanks for the sticker

covert knoll
#

I already gave you a stamp today lakitu

#

One stamp per day

#

It also reinforces consistency

icy cloak
#

I will come back tomorrow

covert knoll
#

See?

icy cloak
#

I just like stamps, man

magic junco
#

stamps dawg

#

stamps will be the new world currency

covert knoll
#

You also get the cool stamp sheet that I printed out, so it's easy to not lose your stamps

icy cloak
#

Oh man, if I had a teacher that said stuff like “you’re making me so proud” when I was younger, I 100% would be so much more motivated growing up

#

Dank stamp sheet? I’m in

covert knoll
#

And I'm being completely honest when I say that

magic junco
#

my elementary school teachers never liked me

#

i was always on red

#

bad boy here fellas watch out

icy cloak
#

I can’t find a gif Rn because I’m on mobile but that is literally the best thing ever

covert knoll
#

I had an elementary school teacher who changed my view of the world and teachers and what to exactly NOT BE

magic junco
#

one time a kid slapped me

#

and i got on red

icy cloak
#

You shouldn’t have provoked him with your face

covert knoll
#

I don't care who slapped who first. Would you both just stop?

magic junco
#

yeah lakitu

#

step off bro

icy cloak
#

only if I get another stamp

magic junco
#

lol

#

i know what names grand plan is for these stamps

#

when the new world order sets in we will need a currency

icy cloak
#

Conspiracy time

#

Stamps will be the most effective currency

magic junco
#

yes

icy cloak
#

Can you sue someone for stamps?

covert knoll
#

Now.... See.... I make people sign off on their stamps, they can't be trade.

#

They are your stamps for your work

icy cloak
#

What if someone infringes on my rights and makes it difficult to work. Can I sue them for stamps then

covert knoll
#

I trust you are mature enough to move if you know someone is/will distract you

icy cloak
#

Oh boy, are you wrong

mint spear
#

Is it possible to whip and nae nae at the same time

magic junco
#

yes

icy cloak
#

You have two hands for a reason milk

#

God blessed us all with this ability

covert knoll
#

Let me put it this way: you wanna earn stamps right?

#

Make sure you don't gimp yourself in that regard

icy cloak
#

Hell yeah i do

magic junco
#

gimp

icy cloak
#

Ur a gimp

mint spear
#

XDDD LOL

magic junco
#

bring out the gimp

icy cloak
#

And and soon as we get outta here I’m stealing all y’all stamps

covert knoll
#

Yeah, but Iknow how many I gave you

magic junco
#

@mint spear thanks for the reddit gold kind stranger!

mint spear
#

Locked. You guys cant behave

icy cloak
#

Oh dear, this system is foolproof

#

Mr. Name is a genius

#

Genoos

magic junco
#

Name is multiple entities

#

conspiracy

icy cloak
#

15 hedgehogs in a trench coat

magic junco
#

yes

icy cloak
#

Exposed

#

Kids love hedgehogs, right

covert knoll
#

I've actually had kids come up with the loopholes you've discussed. And I planned for those already.

#

Git gud

magic junco
#

damn

#

beat us to it

silent wagon
#

Hedgehogs, you say?

magic junco
#

🤢

icy cloak
#

What is the one thing you fear from your students, name

covert knoll
#

Nothing.

mint spear
#

Oh god oh fuck sonic is looking moist

magic junco
#

they fear name

icy cloak
#

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

covert knoll
#

I guess i fear my students getting hurt by doing something stupid.

silent wagon
#

We're getting a 2 hour movie of that monster

silver mantle
#

that no one has to watch

covert knoll
#

But I trust you all enough to not do stupid things and hurt yoirself

magic junco
#

holy shit guys

#

are we

#

in a simulation

#

and name is the overseer

covert knoll
#

No

#

Certainly not

icy cloak
#

If he is I feel very safe

magic junco
#

ok good

covert knoll
#

But if I was you wouldn't be sure whether or not I was running a simulation or not

icy cloak
#

Whether or not I was ...or not

mint spear
#

I think I found my new favourite song of all time yeet

covert knoll
#

I'd trust you to use your brain to think about it and come up with a conclusion.

magic junco
#

what is it milk

icy cloak
#

So must trust

mint spear
#

Sheep by Pink Floyd

covert knoll
#

Yep.

icy cloak
#

So little evidence to base it on

magic junco
#

pink floyd 🌰

#

that was supposed to be a peanut

covert knoll
#

I don't need evidence. I have faith in you

icy cloak
#

I’m gonna cry, no one has ever said that to me

#

Your students are blessed

#

To have you

covert knoll
#

I always let my students know how proud they make me and how much I trust them

icy cloak
#

That’s fcukin sweet omg

covert knoll
#

Even when they do shitty things, I still like them but I explain why I dislike the shitty thing

#

And ask how they feel when someone does that shitty thing to them

#

And if they were in my position what would they do if someone did that shitty thing? What is an appropriate punishment?

icy cloak
#

Would you ever have a child of your own, or is it good enough just raising other ppls kids

#

Because you seem so good at this

silver mantle
covert knoll
#

When Mrs. Name and I are in a situation where a child would be beneficial we will have a child.

icy cloak
#

Oop personal question

#

There is a Mrs. Name! Congrats!

covert knoll
#

It's okay . You can talk to me like a person.

#

And I'll talk with you like a person

icy cloak
#

Holy shid this is wild

#

Wowie

magic junco
#

wild

icy cloak
#

Wild, I say

magic junco
#

Wild

icy cloak
#

You sound like my therapist

covert knoll
#

...that I trust you and think you're a person?

magic junco
#

you dont know im a person

covert knoll
#

I trust you

icy cloak
#

Could be a lizard in a human skin zip-up

magic junco
#

shhh

covert knoll
#

Sure you could. And so what?

icy cloak
#

Oh I’ve met the kindest man on Earth

#

Jesus? Is that you

covert knoll
#

So what if you're black, white, yellow, a lizard, I don't care.

#

You're you. You are important.

magic junco
#

zogg

icy cloak
#

Even if this is all being said in context of a joke, I really needed to hear that today

covert knoll
#

Nah. I'm serious

magic junco
covert knoll
#

If you ever wanna talk about it come and talk to me any time.

icy cloak
#

😭😭

covert knoll
#

I'll even write you a pass if you wind up being late for class

icy cloak
#

Damn! That’s some trust right there

covert knoll
#

But I trust you to make the right decision as to whether or not you should be missing class

past quail
icy cloak
#

I had a panic attack in the middle of a presentation in middle school and got detention :\

covert knoll
#

That's garbage.

magic junco
#

are you in middle school

covert knoll
#

We could just taken a break. Get some water or air.

#

Try again when you're ready

icy cloak
#

Im in Uni but I’m a middle schooler at heart

magic junco
#

ooooh lmao

#

either way thats stoopid

icy cloak
#

I also forget to punctuate

#

So I sound like I’m 10

covert knoll
#

Anything you need to talk about? Anything I can do to help make that presentation easier?

mint spear
#

What are you studying @icy cloak

icy cloak
#

Cosmology!

#

/general astrophysics

mint spear
#

Dude that's amazing

covert knoll
#

Shakadov thrusters!

icy cloak
#

Punch it, sulu

covert knoll
#

I'm just gonna push the sun over here.....

magic junco
#

is uni good

mint spear
#

What'd it take to get into that program if you dont mind me asking

icy cloak
#

Uni is great 👍🏻

magic junco
#

oo

icy cloak
#

I studied very hard and wrote letters to a ton of people

#

And got a fancy ass scholarship

#

I am very proud of myself

covert knoll
#

I'm proud of you too.

mint spear
#

Damn i'm jealous lol

icy cloak
#

(You can do it too, if you follow Mr. names advice and study very hard)

lunar flicker
#

wanna see my doggo?

icy cloak
#

(You can get stamps, too!)

magic junco
#

i cant get stamps

#

i have been banned

icy cloak
#

Yes I wanna see the doggo

covert knoll
#

Just try and keep trying.

#

As long as you don't stop trying you won't fail.

mint spear
#

Well, my dream is to work on spacecraft so i'm hoping an engineering education will help there

icy cloak
#

Maybe one day our paths will cross

#

~time to get philosophical~

mint spear
#

😉

magic cloak
#

My dream is to have enough money to have you all work on space craft for my company 🤗

icy cloak
#

I would work for Gamer inc.

past quail
#

I made the absolutely great decision of studying both Physics and Computer Science... Perhaps our paths will cross too.

magic cloak
#

Nice

icy cloak
#

Only if Milk built the spacecraft

covert knoll
#

Can I just support people so they can all do well?

icy cloak
#

^ yes yes

mint spear
#

We're all taking a 1 way ticket to mars bois

icy cloak
#

Mr. Name is part of the crew too

magic cloak
#

I will be here on earth

covert knoll
#

I'll stay here. But I trust you'll all do well on Mars!

icy cloak
#

Making money

magic cloak
#

Guiding the mission

covert knoll
#

Fuck money. Get stamps.

icy cloak
#

I’m gonna go see my Boi Opportunity

magic cloak
#

Boss man stays on earth to oversee the mission

icy cloak
#

@covert knoll that’s my new motto

magic cloak
#

Which observatory do you have access to @icy cloak

mint spear
#

Biggest regret/sadness for me is being a Canadian citizen, since it restrains me from working on aerospace projects in the US

icy cloak
#

There’s quite a few in my area, since I’m up north

mint spear
#

ITAR restrictions and other stupid shit

magic cloak
#

Oh were you able to observe the dips in the tabby star brightness?

#

@icy cloak

#

Is it like really a 21% dip

#

Or what

mint spear
#

It could just be a flare star?

icy cloak
#

I don’t get to go a lot. I’m mostly just doing school work

magic cloak
#

Ah ok

#

Well if you do observe it ,let us know

#

Could be a alien or something

icy cloak
#

Will do!

magic cloak
#

Thx

#

😁

icy cloak
#

I don’t believe in sentient life outside of earth, don’t @ me

night bobcat
#

@icy cloak you crazy

magic cloak
#

Hmmm

mint spear
#

Well, for sentient life to form on Earth took an immeasurable amount of perfect scenearios, so I dont exactly disagree

icy cloak
#

The dips are most likely caused by an asteroid belt. The math levels out to an object the size of Jupiter

#

If it was a solid object

#

I think plant-like things exist tho

#

It’s just ridiculous how perfect our location is relative to our star

covert knoll
#

Are we talking about the Tabby's star?

mint spear
#

Yes

magic cloak
#

But didn't they rule out asteroid cluster since it was too big and impossible for such dense and big asteroids cluster to exist

icy cloak
#

It wasn’t completely ruled out

mint spear
#

Is it a young star?

magic cloak
#

It's a similar one like our sun

#

Smaller

icy cloak
#

The other more likely option was a giant gas cluster

mint spear
#

If it's fairly young it could be a proto-planetary disk

icy cloak
#

No one knows atm 🤷‍♀️

magic cloak
#

Let you be

covert knoll
#

Here's what it is: science we don't understand yet. Dataset is too small

night bobcat
#

The aliens know

icy cloak
#

Listen to Mr. name

silver mantle
#

oh oops

night bobcat
#

Lol

magic cloak
#

I wanna aliens bring hover board

silver mantle
#

😄

magic cloak
#

We we're supposed to have those in 2015

#

It's too late now

icy cloak
#

You know those things In Star Trek that just pop out whatever kind of food you want?

#

I hope aliens bring those

silver mantle
#

replicators

icy cloak
#

And share

magic cloak
#

My stupid phone keeps changing were to we're

silver mantle
magic cloak
#

Yeah tthat would be great

#

Unlimited cake for me

silver mantle
#

nah synthahol is lame

magic cloak
past quail
#

Wow nobody wants to talk about possibly getting more info on beyond next week huh?

silver mantle
#

not in the non nms chatter channel

magic cloak
#

I think it will be interesting to have replicators... Like you can replicate gold bars and destroy the economy

icy cloak
#

We’re talking about aliens Rn

silver mantle
magic cloak
silver mantle
#

my tolerance is so fucked right now omg

past quail
#

The nms chatter is dead anyway

icy cloak
#

The economy will remain intact, because the new currency is stamps

#

We covered this

silver mantle
lunar flicker
#

@icy cloak i would send the doggo but i can find the photo to send it lmao

magic cloak
#

We replicate stamps

mint spear
#

What's your take on the rare Earth hypothesis? It doesn't seem terribly unreasonable imo, though our sample size is quite limited in scale to local stars I guess @icy cloak

lunar flicker
#

i tried from my phone but it no workie

magic cloak
#

Nearly every other star has a planet in Goldilocks zone tho

icy cloak
#

Dude idk, that’s such a complex subject

magic cloak
#

So we can't quite rule it out

silver mantle
#

its not just the zone though i mean...

#

wait idk anything 😅

#

carry on

lunar flicker
#

whats the subject

magic cloak
#

I mean it really does not have to be water based life either

icy cloak
#

Evolution seems so scientifically bizarre that I have a hard time believing it, but it’s crazy to think we just happened to exist in perfect conditions

magic cloak
#

Could be methane based

#

Or liquid nitrogen based

mint spear
#

It's many things, for example a planet could retain much more internal heat outside a goldilocks zone due to tidal heating

magic cloak
#

And they might evolve so that liquid methane is to them as water is to us salsasean

lunar flicker
#

yeah ita wack to think we are an anomaly and not the normality

silver mantle
#

😖

icy cloak
#

I’m happy with the rate scientific progress so far. We’re getting closer to solving these mysteries

magic cloak
#

I think aliens just avoid our planet similar to the wacky weird guy in the class

silver mantle
#

its so hard being dumb

magic cloak
lunar flicker
#

also we are Carbon based, other life forms could be Siliocon based like the little microbes in water

mint spear
#

I think a perfect example is Venus, to an outside observer of the solar system it's fantastic. In the right orbital altitude for liquid water, right mass, thick atmosphere of c02, yet upclose it's literally hell

icy cloak
#

I wouldn’t blame them, man

#

But we always assume that we aren’t the most advanced species out there

#

We’re so pompous, but so humble

silver mantle
#

i mean

magic cloak
#

I want aliens tto come before my endgame

lunar flicker
#

we wouldnt get to see it then

icy cloak
#

@mint spear we talk about that a lot in class actually

#

How things from a distance can completely screw out data

lunar flicker
#

we would either be dead, or becoming so evolved that we wouldnt have time

magic cloak
#

Ping me if anyone finds any actual alien

mint spear
#

Yeah exactly lakitu

lunar flicker
#

@noble light its milk

icy cloak
#

Oop I haven’t eaten anything today

silver mantle
#

people can get very set in their ways too though

icy cloak
#

I’m going to get something, brb

silver mantle
#

i mean just look at the big bang LUL

noble light
#

Why have you summon me mortal‽ @lunar flicker

lunar flicker
#

cuz i found an alien

#

its Milk

silver mantle
#

no, already got a thanos here

#

late to the party

#

you lose

icy cloak
#

I feel like the evolution doctrine is just drilled into people’s heads. Its most likely correct, but since we can’t confirm it, it’s a little damaging

lunar flicker
#

i mean springy milk is un earthly

icy cloak
#

Ok food, right

#

Brb

night bobcat
#

If monkeys are my cousins, where are the birthday invites?

noble light
#

@silver mantle Is there an imposter‽

magic cloak
#

You are the impostor

silver mantle
#

^

noble light
#

I am the one and only Thanos!

night bobcat
#

Snap fight

lost shore
magic cloak
#

I have the real reality stone

silver mantle
#

oh joe i have a thing to show you hold up

lost shore
#

K

lunar flicker
#

does that mean he could change the fact that the big bang happened

magic cloak
#

Oh and btw I used to do those citizen science thingy.anyone else do those

lunar flicker
#

or that they were all born

night bobcat
#

Sure

mint spear
#

Also, I swear to god if NASA approves the comet sample return mission over the Titan dragonfly I will lose my fucking shit

night bobcat
#

Get ready then

silver mantle
#

i mean the most shaky part of the big bang is inflation