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I have a slight concern Stella has been eating rocks.
lucid dream play Satisfactory
Take nap and dream of sastifactory
i wanna play sekiro
Tell Stella I don’t approve
Shecs been bringing stones into the house, and it makes me wonder if she's been swallowing them.
She might just want something to chew on, how old is she?
No more than 6 months.
Teeth still coming in
Aw, a tiny pup
Yeah she should have some chew toys if she doesn't already
No but really, you don't want her swallowing rocks
I volunteer Hex’s shoe
You have to take both then, or he will walk around in just one
Let em
That's part of the fun
They don’t deserve two shoes
They took away my precious orange name
You fired them
Hex was Joes minion
Lakitu fired everyone but you bee
💓
And I didn’t fire Joe, I demoted him
He could still be mod
Hex was the only person I snapped
Oh snap
cough
This was my boy.
Aww
VIVA LA REVOLUCION
That was my dog, Nick.
SEND HIM TO THE GALLOWS
He passed away a few months ago.
😭
Damn fleas got to him and made him sick.
My third act as ruler of the world is to bring back Nick
Dude fleas fucking suck
Sucks
Was a shock
I hate when they go, but I won't ever stop getting another
👍👋
And be not sad
I'm probably not going to get another dog until I'm married and my wife wants a dog.
Look at that smile!
Much happy!
What was his name again? I remember heather
That’s all
I swear I was listening
remove the spaces in between the *'s
It was right before she could get rabies shot, so hadn't gotten groomed yet
KITTY
Meow
Joe your cat can be mod too
Cool
Cute name
She's Pearl. My pirate cat
I think she is about to dunk the basketball
get it
get it
No
Nice
out of context image time
Ok....
I am ready
Is it still time?
Bug on the system
Are we just your random picture dumping ground?
My childhood!
How is that out of context?
Mine too, Lakitu
😐
That stuff was worth a kidney to me
Bubba hubba
Just a kidney?
A kidney and my pet fish
There we go. Proper payment
@dusty magnet I thought u were napping
Kirby training for SSBU
Buffing up
I'm giving myself till 5:30 and if I don't fall asleep then I'll play satsifactory
Who is the maniac getting close to take that picture?
That is not how you do the healthy, but ok
I need to start Satisfactory tonight
E
F
Am I right guys
silence
You're right, @magic junco
Capricious
Ur skating on thin ice, too, bud
thanks joe
Yw
It’s quiet now
Plotting doesn't make much noise
mac and c h e e s e
😬
Okay, as a peace offering, so we don’t become enemies, I’ll make you a mod and give you a ton of gif perks in my imaginary server @night bobcat
Because now I’m scared of you
...
At this point I’m probably already dead
If you have to ask, it's too late

Hello ladles and gendles!
Hello teacher-man
just waiting on you
aight
Stop drinking cocaine juice
Wow you're no fun
Apparently there's supposed to be quite strong aurora borealis tonight due to a solar flare
If anyone's interest I guess

poop juice
Nice
nice
rice
well rice doesnt like you
Rice better watch out or i'll vore it
vore
I think i'm gonna hike to a lookout after nightfall for the lights
i wanna hike 😩
VORE
Just finished reading this, I recommend
Is it a rom com
Check out @SHAQ’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/SHAQ/status/1109086146825519104?s=09
Time for a pizza party! I’m excited to join @PapaJohns as a member of the Board of Directors and investor in 9 stores in #Atlanta. Excited to work with Papa John’s team members and customers - more here: https://t.co/PRXG7ORtFk
510
2273
What the fuck
Shaq is unstoppable, lol
papa john's: "look, we can't be racist, Shaq's on the Board of Directors!"
LMAO 😂
seriously tho papa john's, at least around me, has some pretty decent pizza
Shaq is wild, he owns a bunch of Krispy Kremes in Atlanta and 27 Five Guys restaurants
And has his own restaurant in Vegas
Slowly but surely he monopolizes food franchises, lol
😄
How dare you do this to wholesome Shaq
technically he did it to himself
😏
Smh
he's a man of many pleasures
i don't judge
@arctic eagle sky requests more lick
@clear girder https://twitter.com/factbot1/status/1109304522361458688
Goodnight friends
night spaceman!
night dude
Astronomy pic of the day
Four Towers and the Equinox Moon
Explanation: The first Full Moon of northern spring rises behind four distant towers in this telescopic view. In an image captured from some 40 kilometers west of the city of Madrid, this moonrise also represents a near coincidence of the full lunar phase with lunar perigee and the March equinox. Close to the horizon, the Full Moon's strangely rippled and distorted shape has more to do with the long sight-line through a layered atmosphere, though. Tantalizing visible effects of the substantial atmospheric refraction include the appearance of a thin floating sliver just above the lunar disk. The remarkable optical mirage is related to the more commonly witnessed green flash of the setting Sun.
Thanks Gunter
@silver mantle Thanks Fluffy was using it is better than a shower brb
I don't want to know
I might have to leave early today hehe
But I'm gonna share one of my fav YT series:
Across the Internet, strange and obscure oddities can surface in the darkest corners of the net. Tonight, we're going to explore five more unsettling things ...

Yeah this one was pretty unnerving
I hadnt actually started watching till I posted it
Ohh, is this one new?
Yeah just today


🤗
🤗
I swear I'm not actually sleeping

Slow night
You at work still?
Good deal
Congrats
Good, youve made up for my doing nothing
Aw shit I forgot my food in the office; too late 
😭
Dog wants to walk early, back in a bit
I thought I was having a glitch hearing noises from when I was on a planet but I was actually on my freighter... turns out I had 2 games running 

Only took me 11 minutes to figure it out 😅
she blink
and before you ask about the tank on the left, yes, I made sure it was safe to be around before she walked over there
Any tech guys here that can explain why red dead 2 is more stable thab nms
not my area but I can try my best
Wall of text inbound
there's a lot of factors in why that could be, though a lot of it comes down to how well optimized the game is for the system
I was going to say hardware might be an issue but then I remember we're referring to consoles here since rd2 isn't on pc
10 years of development probably didn't hurt either
10 years!!!!
Deemm i thought it wss just 5 years
Red dead 2
... wtf
how hot does this little shit get to require a watercooling loop, I'm genuinely curious now
Is that even hooked to anything?
Meanwhile I'm just playing with microbit
hey no problem!
Good morning krusty crew
Good morning spring milk
Ok wtf is java mission control
I have it on the start menu lmao
For their space missions
Yeah well I am neither NASA nor ESA
Oh
Hello everyone 👋
👋
Unless you're playing Sekiro right now in which case you can go fuck yourself
Eat my shorts
That means I gotta go, be back in 15 or so
I don't have it yet really - I gameflyed, should be here on Monday
I thought about getting gamefly for a while
I love it - regardless how good a game looks or plays, I may get bored easily in it
Anthem is my perfect example
Loved it, played through it, no urge to play again
And then if I like it, I just keep it at a discount
Humans are gross
Thanks
Np
yw
hello gamer
Zoiiiiiid!
Hello zoid
hey mveed
How is it going for you zoid
not too bad
Hello zoid
You got sekiro tho
yee
Blap
blup
by From Software, have made gud stuff before
It's fun, definitely same annoyances as Dark Souls though
It's the new game made by the Dark Souls devs @magic cloak
I want it so bad
why don’t you have it
probably money
have my money
Monies
Money bad
🤑
money
Poney
wow that is so true
🆒 🆕 🇸 🇭 🇮 🇩 🇸 🇦 🇳 🇩 🇵 🇮 🇸 🇸
how much
Yeah
3.5$$$$$
Hey im walkin ere
Lol
fugghedabouddit
No
But the zucc succ
Phone bad
PC good
zuck
milky suck
Zucky milk
owo
Yolo
oloY
Have you guys listened to Animals?
Idk he is probably cut in half I think
Bitch spaghetti
Sitch bpaghetti
Gamer where are you from
Mars
2
Hot
Ok
Lol
why is that actually unsettling to me? 😖
It kinda isss....
o
I would freak out if i saw smth like this running at me in the night
i thought response would be cute pupper, lol
i think its cuz from the perspective his body seems too small haha
@night bobcat hah
get it
There’s no chair
Good point, good point
?
I think it can have windows
Or
It can have something like that mountain hideout in tron
White light thing
Like this
Where is everyone?
Right here
Busy
busy playing sekiro
Doing what? I thought we had no lives
Im here but im noone
I think it's weekend and everyone spends time with family etc
I got most of my work done early in the day
Good joke
Ayy how's it going guys
It's going ok
It's cold and miserable here
I am sad because I didn’t see the aurora borealis last night
Well its humid and miserable here
Yeah me neither lakitu
Aurora
sad
What do you define as an alien?

lol

lol
We need to build a space wall and make extraterrestrials pay for it
I can't believe lakitu made such a big meme
The best
lol
They are smugglers
Lakitu isn’t a species, is it?
Maybe ghosts are 70% milk...that's why they are always white
Wow holy shit
What a nice discovery
Run forest run
Run milkman
Let’s

Nice gremlin
AMC 🤢
Hm
Party on
Stylin
What a cute car
I prefer my car to explode in rear-end collisions #pinto-gang
pinto bean
lowkey wish I could get my hands on a chevy SS
What model of car
While the SS is discontinued, Chevy offers an impressive lineup of performance cars. Explore new sports cars or search for a Certified Pre-Owned SS.
that's the goal
nods head like I know what going on
it's supposedly really sporty and actually makes for a nice project car but looks like a plain old sedan
I’m not a car person
i like top gear
I wish I knew more about them, sadly all I am is words
It goes vroom vroom really loud and scares me
that got me into cars
Top gear is great
I one day want to know cars inside and out like I know computers
The older the car the easier to understand. Modern cars are way to convoluted
Yeah he is
I prefer hammond
He's the responsible chill dude
Also didn't hammond get absolutely fucked up in a car crash a few years ago
Everyone’s gone again ☹
you scared them off
I am hair
hi hair
I’m dad
Now I'm gonna figure out how to make programming a microbit into a reward a kid would want to do
good luck
Yep, the stickers are how you earn the right to play with the microbit.
I need a sticker for validation
Did you at least work on your homework
Here is 1 stamp.
ooo stamp
Stamp!!
Do your homework to tomorrow for another stamp
i didnt do my homework
Name is best teacher
i ate my homework
Get 4 stamps and then tell me what reward you want.
I've got robots you can play with
Video games you can make...
Do homework 3 more days. And don't lose your stamps
If you didn't do homework that day you don't get a stamp. Just do homework next time
;-;
Notice, I don't even care whether or not you did well on your homework, just that you did it
:0
This opens up a new realm of possibilities
I can just check every box and get a prize?
I mean if you want a good grade in class.... Do well on your homework.
But if you just want to rewards just do the homework
Yes. If you apply minimum effort you will earn the prize
Do you want to repeat the grade level?
I mean, if I keep getting to play with robots...
:3
(lakitu doesn't know I'm teaching programming, and lakitu is getting better at programming...)
we can hear you
Shhhhhhhhhit
lol
(Lakitu has never tried programming in her life)
You don't need to know any.
The robot will help you learn programming as you play with it
Wait, the robots are making me learn
skynet
Heh heh heh
Mr. Name is a sneaky snek
school right guys
Mr. Name knows what's up
the sky
The ceiling too
And robots!
You can also make and play video games.
Who said so
Me. It's one of the rewards for doing your hw
Don't like robots or video games? Then you tell me what reward you want
A tootsie roll
hmmmmmmmmm
Okay I don't have any, you'll have to bring it from home
a robot videogame
But I'll let you eat Tootsie rolls in school
As long as you're trying that's good enough for me.
(and since the pressure is off you'll do better)
Raising responsible future citizens
Ya
The people who will make the robots that steal people’s jobs
I just help people to be more acclimated to living in the real world.
😬
Most of the time you don't have to do your job well. You just have to do your job
my job is school
Mine too!
My job is school but for people who paid to do it
Here's your stamp for the day
ty
No-no, thank YOU for doing your work!
Actually I got in on a fancy scholarship 🤗 can I get an extra stamp for that
I really mean it. You're making me so proud!
I already gave you a stamp today lakitu
One stamp per day
It also reinforces consistency
I will come back tomorrow
See?
I just like stamps, man
You also get the cool stamp sheet that I printed out, so it's easy to not lose your stamps
Oh man, if I had a teacher that said stuff like “you’re making me so proud” when I was younger, I 100% would be so much more motivated growing up
Dank stamp sheet? I’m in
And I'm being completely honest when I say that
my elementary school teachers never liked me
i was always on red
bad boy here fellas watch out
I can’t find a gif Rn because I’m on mobile but that is literally the best thing ever
I had an elementary school teacher who changed my view of the world and teachers and what to exactly NOT BE
You shouldn’t have provoked him with your face
I don't care who slapped who first. Would you both just stop?
only if I get another stamp
lol
i know what names grand plan is for these stamps
when the new world order sets in we will need a currency
yes
Can you sue someone for stamps?
Now.... See.... I make people sign off on their stamps, they can't be trade.
They are your stamps for your work
What if someone infringes on my rights and makes it difficult to work. Can I sue them for stamps then
I trust you are mature enough to move if you know someone is/will distract you
Oh boy, are you wrong
Is it possible to whip and nae nae at the same time
yes
Let me put it this way: you wanna earn stamps right?
Make sure you don't gimp yourself in that regard
Hell yeah i do
gimp
Ur a gimp
XDDD LOL
bring out the gimp
And and soon as we get outta here I’m stealing all y’all stamps
Yeah, but Iknow how many I gave you
@mint spear thanks for the reddit gold kind stranger!
Locked. You guys cant behave
15 hedgehogs in a trench coat
yes
I've actually had kids come up with the loopholes you've discussed. And I planned for those already.
Git gud
🤢
What is the one thing you fear from your students, name
Nothing.
Oh god oh fuck sonic is looking moist
they fear name
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
I guess i fear my students getting hurt by doing something stupid.
We're getting a 2 hour movie of that monster
that no one has to watch
But I trust you all enough to not do stupid things and hurt yoirself
If he is I feel very safe
ok good
But if I was you wouldn't be sure whether or not I was running a simulation or not
Whether or not I was ...or not
I think I found my new favourite song of all time yeet
I'd trust you to use your brain to think about it and come up with a conclusion.
what is it milk
So must trust
Sheep by Pink Floyd
Yep.
So little evidence to base it on
I don't need evidence. I have faith in you
I’m gonna cry, no one has ever said that to me
Your students are blessed
To have you
I always let my students know how proud they make me and how much I trust them
That’s fcukin sweet omg
Even when they do shitty things, I still like them but I explain why I dislike the shitty thing
And ask how they feel when someone does that shitty thing to them
And if they were in my position what would they do if someone did that shitty thing? What is an appropriate punishment?
Would you ever have a child of your own, or is it good enough just raising other ppls kids
Because you seem so good at this

When Mrs. Name and I are in a situation where a child would be beneficial we will have a child.
wild
Wild, I say
Wild
You sound like my therapist
...that I trust you and think you're a person?
you dont know im a person
I trust you
Could be a lizard in a human skin zip-up
shhh
Sure you could. And so what?
So what if you're black, white, yellow, a lizard, I don't care.
You're you. You are important.
zogg
Even if this is all being said in context of a joke, I really needed to hear that today
Nah. I'm serious
so serious that he's #archived-old-serious
If you ever wanna talk about it come and talk to me any time.
😭😭
I'll even write you a pass if you wind up being late for class
Damn! That’s some trust right there
But I trust you to make the right decision as to whether or not you should be missing class
Just going to drop this here: https://youtu.be/ZXONLq_072U
Thank you Sean for meeting with me! It was an absolute delight. See you around! :) Curious for More? Twitter: https://twitter.com/kulver Twitch: https://twit...
I had a panic attack in the middle of a presentation in middle school and got detention :\
That's garbage.
are you in middle school
Im in Uni but I’m a middle schooler at heart
Anything you need to talk about? Anything I can do to help make that presentation easier?
What are you studying @icy cloak
Dude that's amazing
Shakadov thrusters!
Punch it, sulu
I'm just gonna push the sun over here.....
is uni good
What'd it take to get into that program if you dont mind me asking
Uni is great 👍🏻
oo
I studied very hard and wrote letters to a ton of people
And got a fancy ass scholarship
I am very proud of myself
I'm proud of you too.
Damn i'm jealous lol
(You can do it too, if you follow Mr. names advice and study very hard)
wanna see my doggo?
(You can get stamps, too!)
Yes I wanna see the doggo
Well, my dream is to work on spacecraft so i'm hoping an engineering education will help there
😉
My dream is to have enough money to have you all work on space craft for my company 🤗
I would work for Gamer inc.
I made the absolutely great decision of studying both Physics and Computer Science... Perhaps our paths will cross too.
Nice
Only if Milk built the spacecraft
Can I just support people so they can all do well?
^ yes yes
We're all taking a 1 way ticket to mars bois
Mr. Name is part of the crew too
I will be here on earth
I'll stay here. But I trust you'll all do well on Mars!
Making money
Guiding the mission
Fuck money. Get stamps.
I’m gonna go see my Boi Opportunity
Boss man stays on earth to oversee the mission
@covert knoll that’s my new motto
Biggest regret/sadness for me is being a Canadian citizen, since it restrains me from working on aerospace projects in the US

There’s quite a few in my area, since I’m up north
ITAR restrictions and other stupid shit
Oh were you able to observe the dips in the tabby star brightness?
@icy cloak
Is it like really a 21% dip
Or what
It could just be a flare star?
I don’t get to go a lot. I’m mostly just doing school work
Will do!
I don’t believe in sentient life outside of earth, don’t @ me
@icy cloak you crazy
Hmmm
Well, for sentient life to form on Earth took an immeasurable amount of perfect scenearios, so I dont exactly disagree
The dips are most likely caused by an asteroid belt. The math levels out to an object the size of Jupiter
If it was a solid object
I think plant-like things exist tho
It’s just ridiculous how perfect our location is relative to our star
Are we talking about the Tabby's star?
Yes
But didn't they rule out asteroid cluster since it was too big and impossible for such dense and big asteroids cluster to exist
It wasn’t completely ruled out
Is it a young star?
The other more likely option was a giant gas cluster
If it's fairly young it could be a proto-planetary disk
No one knows atm 🤷♀️
Let you be
Here's what it is: science we don't understand yet. Dataset is too small
The aliens know
Listen to Mr. name
oh oops
Lol
I wanna aliens bring hover board
😄
You know those things In Star Trek that just pop out whatever kind of food you want?
I hope aliens bring those
replicators
And share
My stupid phone keeps changing were to we're

nah synthahol is lame

Wow nobody wants to talk about possibly getting more info on beyond next week huh?
not in the non nms chatter channel
I think it will be interesting to have replicators... Like you can replicate gold bars and destroy the economy
We’re talking about aliens Rn


my tolerance is so fucked right now omg
The nms chatter is dead anyway

@icy cloak i would send the doggo but i can find the photo to send it lmao
We replicate stamps
What's your take on the rare Earth hypothesis? It doesn't seem terribly unreasonable imo, though our sample size is quite limited in scale to local stars I guess @icy cloak
i tried from my phone but it no workie
Nearly every other star has a planet in Goldilocks zone tho
Dude idk, that’s such a complex subject
So we can't quite rule it out
whats the subject
I mean it really does not have to be water based life either
Evolution seems so scientifically bizarre that I have a hard time believing it, but it’s crazy to think we just happened to exist in perfect conditions
It's many things, for example a planet could retain much more internal heat outside a goldilocks zone due to tidal heating
And they might evolve so that liquid methane is to them as water is to us 
yeah ita wack to think we are an anomaly and not the normality
😖
I’m happy with the rate scientific progress so far. We’re getting closer to solving these mysteries
I think aliens just avoid our planet similar to the wacky weird guy in the class
its so hard being dumb

also we are Carbon based, other life forms could be Siliocon based like the little microbes in water
I think a perfect example is Venus, to an outside observer of the solar system it's fantastic. In the right orbital altitude for liquid water, right mass, thick atmosphere of c02, yet upclose it's literally hell
I wouldn’t blame them, man
But we always assume that we aren’t the most advanced species out there
We’re so pompous, but so humble
i mean
we wouldnt get to see it then
@mint spear we talk about that a lot in class actually
How things from a distance can completely screw out data
we would either be dead, or becoming so evolved that we wouldnt have time
Yeah exactly lakitu
@noble light its milk
Oop I haven’t eaten anything today
people can get very set in their ways too though
I’m going to get something, brb
i mean just look at the big bang 
Why have you summon me mortal‽ @lunar flicker
I feel like the evolution doctrine is just drilled into people’s heads. Its most likely correct, but since we can’t confirm it, it’s a little damaging
i mean springy milk is un earthly
If monkeys are my cousins, where are the birthday invites?
@silver mantle Is there an imposter‽
^
I am the one and only Thanos!
Snap fight

oh joe i have a thing to show you hold up
K
does that mean he could change the fact that the big bang happened
Oh and btw I used to do those citizen science thingy.anyone else do those
or that they were all born
Sure
Also, I swear to god if NASA approves the comet sample return mission over the Titan dragonfly I will lose my fucking shit
Get ready then
i mean the most shaky part of the big bang is inflation






