#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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magic cloak
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Oh I thought he was talking of human feet

mint spear
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Oh yeah! Explaining to that other dude who I don't remember who is touring Europe.

magic cloak
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And I was like GWlulurdWaitWhat

dusty magnet
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Yuh

mint spear
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Actually it was Lakitu.

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The roman numerals guy.

magic cloak
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Roman numerals

mint spear
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July 16th 1969

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That was his name in Roman numerals.

magic cloak
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Moon landin

mint spear
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Technically the launch date not the moon landing date.

dusty magnet
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loon mandin

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yup

magic cloak
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Puy

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Loony bin

mint spear
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I'd love to experience a rocket launch.

magic cloak
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I won't

mint spear
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Apparently it's that boring that astronauts sleep until a couple minutes before the countdown.

magic cloak
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I will probably puke or poop due to the gforce involved

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Or both

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Coz it presses on your body and you are lying on your back

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Like a toothpaste tube

mint spear
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Yes, is why they are all trained jet fighter pilots / ex military.

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That being said, Space X and Nasa are about to do space flights for general public.

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Not sure how that'll work out.

magic cloak
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They use flights tho

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Not rockets

mint spear
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Amazons rockets will be space travel too.

magic cloak
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To where?

mint spear
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Mars and the moon I assume.

magic cloak
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Just low earth orbit?

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No I mean the public

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Flight

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Thing

mint spear
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Oh no that's to the Moon and and some time in the orbit of Mars.

magic cloak
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Oh

mint spear
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3 days in Mars orbit IIRC.

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Then back home.

magic cloak
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I actually won't go tbh

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If given the chance

mint spear
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I will as soon as I can afford to.

magic cloak
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It's basically a suicide mission

mint spear
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Which I probably won't ever so I won't do it.

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Not the mars orbit.

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Landing on mars is.

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But that's a very select group of people.

magic cloak
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No it's still 6 months to and 6 months back

mint spear
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Yes

magic cloak
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Lots to go wrong

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And nothing to see there either. Just barren red sand .it's not like it will have a gek strip club and martian welcome party

mint spear
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I'd genuinely be ok with dying in space.

magic cloak
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Heh I used to be like that

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Now not so much

mint spear
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I feel like there's a weird tranquillity and relaxing mood around it.

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Lack of oxygen would slowly make you sleepy.

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Then sleep.

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You would choke actually

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Amazing

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Even better.

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OH

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๐Ÿ˜

magic cloak
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Weird fetish

mint spear
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Hahaha

magic cloak
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Oh

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So there is that way to look at it

mint spear
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I feel like

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Drifting into the infinite unknown is something what death is

open bane
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Pee

mint spear
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Die in space or on Earth, you will drift into the unknown

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It absolutely is, you experienced it before you was born.

magic cloak
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Hehe

mint spear
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Zoid ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ

dusty magnet
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i wanna play smash bros

open bane
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Ablo ๐Ÿ˜ณ

mint spear
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๐Ÿ”ฉ

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like hit and run

magic cloak
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Smash Bros ๐Ÿ˜

mint spear
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but you nut instead

icy cloak
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I'm back

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People were talking about me

magic cloak
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Yes the moon landing

dusty magnet
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indeed we were

mint spear
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=\

icy cloak
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moon moon

magic cloak
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=/ =

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=\

mint spear
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This is what limbo looks like

magic cloak
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๐ŸŒš

mint spear
magic cloak
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๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ› ๐ŸŒœ

mint spear
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Did The Mighty Boosh tv series make it to America?

dusty magnet
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WAIT I HAVE AN A IN ONE OF MY CLASSES??

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WOT

mint spear
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NICE BEE!

dusty magnet
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you guys

icy cloak
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so smert

dusty magnet
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this is unheard of for me

mint spear
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Be proud of yourself my dude.

dusty magnet
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like legit, i'm a D student usually

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im so happy rn

mint spear
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yikes

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Remember them nights we was telling you to stop playing games till stupid o clock?

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Turns out we was wrong.

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If my parents ever saw anything below B I would get murdered ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

dusty magnet
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well no that still fucked me up lmao

mint spear
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๐Ÿ˜‚

icy cloak
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Asian A stands for "average"

dusty magnet
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turns out i get super depressed and anxious when im sleep deprived

mint spear
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Yes it does

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I left school with zero qualifications.

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It's either A* or gtfo with asian parents

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๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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๐Ÿ˜ฆ

dusty magnet
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im literally just getting my high school diploma then dipping

mint spear
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Oof

dusty magnet
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finna move to australia for a bit

mint spear
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Nice

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Hex don't you work computers and stuff?

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Yes

icy cloak
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Everyone I know is moving to australia

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Whats the pull?

mint spear
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Software dev.

dusty magnet
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Hobbiton

mint spear
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Niiice hex

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You left hs as in you dropped out or?

dusty magnet
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technically its in NZ but still

mint spear
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I rarely turned up tbh but I did sit my exams.

icy cloak
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We all saw that "butts till"

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Don't try to hide it

dusty magnet
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๐Ÿ‘€

mint spear
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When you say dip, do you mean that you won't pursue college? @dusty magnet

dusty magnet
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thats exactly what i mean lol

mint spear
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No it means he likes chew tobacco

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Ah

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Of course

dusty magnet
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๐Ÿ˜ฎ

mint spear
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๐Ÿšฌ

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I'm honestly so excited for university

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You should be

icy cloak
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Yesss

mint spear
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Actually studying for a degree that I care about

open bane
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ssseY

mint spear
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Uni is way more fun than HS

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In every way possible

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ssseYYesss

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Im gonna travel this spring break where should I go

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What're you going to study? @mint spear

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Most likely mechanical engineering

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Travel around Canada Milk.

icy cloak
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๐Ÿ˜ƒ

mint spear
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See your own country before you see anywhere else.

dusty magnet
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what's 4/6 in percentage

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thats uhh

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2 thirds

mint spear
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It has to be within driving distance of 1 day tho hex

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33%

dusty magnet
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uhh

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66%

mint spear
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66

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Oh yeah

dusty magnet
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thats a pass

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cool

mint spear
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I'm real good at maths.

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Quick

dusty magnet
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ill take it

mint spear
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๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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Quick mafs

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2+2 =4 -1 =3

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2+2=4 - 1 = 3 = quick maths

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FFS

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๐Ÿ˜‚

dusty magnet
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oh shit i redid the quiz and got 6/6

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hells yeah

mint spear
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nice

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But yeah abloane I want to get a degree in mechanical engineering, then from there I might consider going to law school, since it requires a minimum of a bachelors. Grades aren't really an issue, but funding is

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oh

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mechanical engineering sounds tough as balls

dusty magnet
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i just wanna build computers all day

mint spear
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Lots of math

icy cloak
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mafs

dusty magnet
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@undone moat where do you work?

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your job sounds like a dream

mint spear
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I remember the day he got that job.

undone moat
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it's a nightmare

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help

mint spear
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"I accidentally got a job guys"

dusty magnet
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what is it?

undone moat
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I work at an electronics store as a service technician

open bane
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service me daddy

dusty magnet
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i honestly think that sounds fun

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right up my alley

icy cloak
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Please specify

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'service me daddy'

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sounds fun

mint spear
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Exactly as it sounds.

open bane
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come up with any definition and i'm fine w it

icy cloak
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Nah it just sounded like Bee had a weird fetish

dusty magnet
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oh lmao i was responding to computerman

undone moat
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It's fun at first

open bane
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ur fun

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always

undone moat
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but you get those fucking terrible customers

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literally the worst human beings

icy cloak
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White moms named Karen

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I see lots of those where I work

open bane
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At computer places it's literally just anyone who is upset that they don't fully understand how computers work

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Or rather, they have not even a really basic understanding

icy cloak
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Everytime you go to the apple store you want to yell at the people trying to get help at the Genius bar

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I feel sorry for @undone moat

mint spear
icy cloak
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Is that yours?

undone moat
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I'm just done now

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I can't do it any more

icy cloak
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(still nice hair btw)

open bane
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fluff cat

undone moat
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I'm working 10 hours a day

magic cloak
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I wanna do business school or either CPA. That's the only thing with job security these days

undone moat
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my feet want to commit suicide

open bane
magic cloak
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Zoid is blob

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Wait.zoie

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Do you have nitro

open bane
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i do

magic cloak
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Oh

mint spear
rugged heron
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What is e-girl

mint spear
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Do Not Disturb Zoid plz

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DNDZ

open bane
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OMG that's my user info ๐Ÿ˜ข

magic cloak
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Dnd zombie

mint spear
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Ohgod

magic cloak
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Oh

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Aren't you dan

mint spear
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๐Ÿค”

open bane
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I am

mint spear
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This international student had airpods in

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It was crazy

magic cloak
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I prefer captain America tho

open bane
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oh god oh fuck

magic cloak
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Zoid is basically captain America to me

open bane
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but shorter and uglier

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and fatter

magic cloak
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No

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It's captain America after he retires

open bane
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lol oof

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still very generous

mint spear
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Damn

magic cloak
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Oh wait lmao I didn't mean you zoid

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I meant if cap retires he would be fat

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๐Ÿ˜‚

mint spear
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Zoid is a catch, fuck off zoid

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Zoid is a tasty snack

rugged heron
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What is e-girl

mint spear
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Me

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I'm a big diddy goth gf

magic cloak
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Probably someone next to a d-girl

mint spear
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A person on the internet pretending that they do not have male genitals

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because it's a fact

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Peen

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that women

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I'm an E-Girl.

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do not

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use

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internet

magic cloak
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Or a to d girls are taken

mint spear
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I am man in real life and lady on the internet.

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๐Ÿคท

magic cloak
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Nice

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M'lady

open bane
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that's cool

magic cloak
mint spear
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I am a man in real life and a sexy hot goth gf on the internet

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with big tiddies

open bane
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i am a man irl and a crab with many children online

open bane
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yes

magic cloak
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I am heinz doofernshmirtz in real life and a human on the internet

mint spear
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I don't believe you're even real at all tbh.

open bane
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gamer is an AI

magic cloak
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Same tbh

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I think it's all a big dream

icy cloak
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Get back in the bot channel

magic cloak
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No u

open bane
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Lol I found another program I wrote during the summer

magic cloak
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Robots have rights

icy cloak
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Detroit: become human

magic cloak
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Detroit:fix the buildings

mint spear
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Detroit: Fix everything

magic cloak
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Detroit: mansions for 10k$

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Mostly because it's surrounded by thiefes

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And no safety

mint spear
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And a lot of back taxes.

open bane
magic cloak
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Actually no taxes

open bane
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tax

undone moat
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Detroit: become Computerman

magic cloak
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No u

open bane
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dethot: become cuterman

mint spear
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Debot: Become Humanman

dusty magnet
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zoid isnt that from when my friend was like "aye make the stupidest hello world you can think of"

undone moat
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WHY IS OUR FUCKINF INTERNET XONNEXTION SLOW AS TESTICLES

open bane
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yes exactly

dusty magnet
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haha

undone moat
mint spear
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wow amazing

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totally cool

magic cloak
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Also I hate whoever invented captchs

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That's the most annoying invention ever

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After pop up ads

mint spear
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Oh

icy cloak
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Because ur a bot

mint spear
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I haven't seen a popup ad for literal years.

magic cloak
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No like any ads

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Have you ever visited Forbes website

mint spear
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I haven't seen any ads for literal years either.

magic cloak
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How

mint spear
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uBlock Origin for the most part.

magic cloak
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But it won't allow me to view the site till I disable the goddamn ad block

mint spear
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Hahahaha

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I haven't used Forbes in literal years tbh

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I don't think UK can even access it. ๐Ÿค”

magic cloak
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I use VPN most of the times

mint spear
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I can't live without adblock ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

magic cloak
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Also for the past hour chrome decided I am a bot and now for every search I need to solve a captch

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Fuck u captcha

mint spear
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Ah VPN

magic cloak
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No

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This on mobile

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Using LTE

mint spear
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Your IP must be recycled in that case.

magic cloak
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I never had issues with VPN

mint spear
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I used to have issues with Google all the time using VPN.

magic cloak
mint spear
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Is the reason I stopped using it.

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Holy shit wtf

magic cloak
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Make this emote

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It's blob

mint spear
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No let's not.

magic cloak
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Using capsicum

mint spear
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๐Ÿ˜ข

magic cloak
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Ok it's behind a spoiler now

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It's on the subreddit lol

mint spear
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I just learned about the gum-leaf skeletoniser caterpillar.

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I wanna be one in my next life.

dusty magnet
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that sounds fascinating

magic cloak
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Tbh it looks like that green thing from doctor who

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What's the name for those

mint spear
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Every time it sheds the head portion of its exoskeleton, the exoskeleton stays attached to its body. Over time, developing through its life span, the head grows bigger and sheds increasingly larger exoskeleton shells, which build upon each other.

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It has a literal hat of heads

magic cloak
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What is the green alien from doctor who

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In the first season of the reboot

mint spear
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No idea.

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Slimer

magic cloak
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The blob looks like thay

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Ok it's called slitheens

mint spear
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Gamer, it's called Slitheens.

magic cloak
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Yeah I googled it

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๐Ÿ˜‚

dusty magnet
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isnt there also a caterpillar that wears other bug's corpses for armor

mint spear
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That is so freaking bad ass.

magic cloak
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That's apex legends

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Not caterpillar

dusty magnet
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ah its not a caterpillar

magic cloak
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Wtf

ripe jackal
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kinky

magic cloak
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Put nsfw tag

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It's so gross

mint spear
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That is amazing.

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Makes Humans look fucking stupid.

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I mean, we are I guess.

dusty magnet
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nature is incredible

magic cloak
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No that's a dumb defense mechanism

magic junco
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Iโ€™m sure a human being at some point in time has done those things

mint spear
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I'd do it now tbh

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THe next person I murder I will wear their skin,

magic cloak
mint spear
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Make a face mask from their skull.

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๐Ÿ˜ฉ

magic cloak
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That's what the slitheens do

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They kill people and wear their skin

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Maybe hex is a slitheens

mint spear
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Anyway all this talk is making me hungry

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BRB

dusty magnet
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im pretty sure some cannibal tribes wear the bones of their victims

mint spear
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Boner alert

magic junco
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k

mint spear
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I think i'll drive to the Museum of Flight in Seattle

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Looks really cool, tons of aircraft and spacecraft

junior turret
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I'm with my girl rn and shes playing yung gravy

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I think I'm in love tbh

magic junco
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k

clever vessel
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That bug looks like a blood borne boss

junior turret
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Eyy

open bane
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@dusty magnet I made a worse (better) hello world

mint spear
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Ok

junior turret
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One day imma go from 20mil units to 20bil units

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This game never ends fr

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It's like your own competition to be the galactic jesus

mint spear
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Better watch out, i'm the galactic romans

magic junco
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o shit

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i gots a cavity

mint spear
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Brush mibba

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And use mouthwash

magic junco
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i do

mint spear
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Then die

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That'll stop you from cavitying

open bane
dusty magnet
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omfg thats amazing

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i love it

open bane
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no u

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Wait actually

mint spear
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Wotrudoin

dusty magnet
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fr dude

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jeez. I havent plugged my phone in to charge since 3:30 yesterday and I still have 40% battery

open bane
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it'll work with any text file

magic junco
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daniel@daniel

mint spear
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It's in case he forgets his name.

dusty magnet
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Cold air time

open bane
clever vessel
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Whoa nice

open bane
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no u

clever vessel
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nuuh

dusty magnet
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Why my knee won't stop hurted

mint spear
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Wait I just noticed what Zoids stupid script says.

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You tell it to shut up from me.

open bane
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excuse me?

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what did you just say about me you little

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wait..

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one sec

dusty magnet
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Haha ohno

mint spear
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Make it say, you could save 15% or more on car insurance

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lmao

open bane
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it just reads like a drunk dude trying to talk about halfway through

dusty magnet
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@work

open bane
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SMASH me

dire saddle
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you work on Smash!? /s

open bane
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nah it's his Uncle's desk

mint spear
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Nice I'm famous.

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I can see my stupid pfp.

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LOOK MUM, I MADE IT.

open bane
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omg hot

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that was the most useless program I've ever written

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but I learned how to use curses

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so it paid off

mint spear
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So it wasn't useless!

open bane
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๐Ÿ˜Ž

mint spear
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I can't even think the most useless program I've ever written is.

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I hate using the term program cause I'm web software but I dunno what else to call it.

open bane
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webgram

mint spear
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Sounds hot AF ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

open bane
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warm

clever vessel
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wow you guys are famous

dusty magnet
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I'm famous

mint spear
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Congrats Bee, I hope you get a star on Hollywood walk of fame.

open bane
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fame

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warm fame

clever vessel
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war mframw

magic junco
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warframe

open bane
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zoggframe

clever vessel
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froggzame

open bane
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pphard

clever vessel
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๐Ÿธ

open bane
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๐Ÿธ

clever vessel
mint spear
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Gamer posted that earlier.

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How he get it?

clever vessel
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Was on reddit

mint spear
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Ohhhh

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Anyway it's fucking awful.

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I love it.

clever vessel
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It's amazing

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And incredible

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I love when my PlayStation make me tilt my head to detect my face

open bane
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oh man

clever vessel
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I have to smile too just because

open bane
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looks like is has a soft mouth

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that's creepy

mint spear
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I wanna poke it in the eye.

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Dunno why. =\

clever vessel
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It would just flinch

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And then smile

icy cloak
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Because it would feel like sticking your finger in jello

dusty magnet
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i wanna fuck it

open bane
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just don't stick pp in

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bee nO

magic cloak
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I post it and no one bats a eye

open bane
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I didn't see it earlier

magic cloak
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Now everyone wants to fuck it

open bane
magic cloak
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๐Ÿ˜‚

dusty magnet
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me neither

open bane
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oof

magic cloak
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Me neither

open bane
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I ate the rest of the hot wings yesterday

dusty magnet
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can you make my knee stop hurted

open bane
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my tummy is feeling it

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yes bee

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omw

dusty magnet
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thamk

open bane
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np

magic cloak
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Oh man Adam Sandler movies are hilarious

open bane
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moyies

clever vessel
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He's better in dramas

magic junco
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Adam sandler movies

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Are

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not funny

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๐Ÿ˜Ž

clever vessel
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Anymore

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Used to be

magic cloak
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I am watching a really old movie

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Of his

dusty magnet
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what it is?

clever vessel
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What

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Is

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It

magic junco
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your

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Mom

magic cloak
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What
Is
It

magic junco
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What is it

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ok fine

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Donโ€™t tell us

clever vessel
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I bet it's happy gilmore

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He was never funny on Saturday night live

open bane
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I liked them when I was young

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Now it just feels like all of his movies are him being loud and making a face

clever vessel
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And the voices

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He's a good actor though

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Good in dramadies

open bane
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no u

dusty magnet
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samus OP

open bane
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link op

dusty magnet
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tur

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tru

mint spear
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I'd love to be a turtle and just living life walking around chomping on leaves.

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chomp

dusty magnet
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chomp

magic cloak
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You can be a farmer

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Nice life

mint spear
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No thanks

magic cloak
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Why

mint spear
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Too much manual work for my liking.

magic cloak
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Nearly everything is automated these days

mint spear
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"Nearly"

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It's the nearly part I don't like about it.

magic cloak
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There are machines for most steps involved

mint spear
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Someone still needs to clean and feed the animals.

magic cloak
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Well that's animal farming

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I am more about food farming

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Crops and stuff

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Paddy,corn

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Etc

mint spear
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Eh, UK mostly farms potatoes.

magic cloak
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I mean whatever crop you want

mint spear
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Marijuana doesn't grow outdoors here.

magic cloak
mint spear
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I joke

dusty magnet
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weed gang

magic cloak
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That's illegal

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Also it grows on trees

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I think?

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Idk

mint spear
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Lmao

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No

silent wagon
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Between my grandma owning a farm since I was like 5 and my mother working on a dairy for over a decade of my childhood I've spent way too much time doing farm crap, lol

magic cloak
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Hmm

mint spear
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I'm surrounded by farms

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It either stinks of poop or the crow scarers are banging.

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Or sometimes both

silent wagon
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That and I worked at my grandma's garlic farm for 2 years

mint spear
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Oh, I never even thought about garlic being farmed if I'm being honest.

magic cloak
#

No these are not at all crops

silent wagon
#

I was a harvester, so I got to stand in fields in August when it was 90ยฐ out and dig up garlic

mint spear
#

How much did your family hate you?

silent wagon
#

Lol

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I got paid for it just like the other workers they hired

mint spear
#

It's different if it's your own family I guess.

#

Oh nice.

silent wagon
#

Digging up garlic in hard-ass dirt while the cheap radio near you plays the worst 80's music you can think of is ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

#

All while roasting in the sun. Good times

mint spear
#

It's money I guess.

undone moat
#

system build is done so now it's time for BOOTABLE MEDIA CREATION

silent wagon
#

@mint spear We had cows to keep us company, lol. They were fenced off from the garlic field and vegetable gardens but they liked to crowd the fence and moo at us ๐Ÿ˜„

next nymph
#

Greetings fleshy companions

undone moat
#

My back ultra hurty

#

send a doctor

mint spear
#

๐Ÿš‘

open bane
#

ok omw

dusty magnet
#

so bored at work rn

astral linden
#

So bored unemployed rn

dusty magnet
#

big sad

magic junco
#

toof cavi dee

undone moat
#

Trying to get confirmation on whether I'm still on for that date tonight

magic junco
#

sigh

astral linden
#

You got a date?

undone moat
#

more or less

#

It's a casual date

#

45 minutes and nothing ๐Ÿ˜

astral linden
#

Uh oh

fickle obsidian
#

@astral linden i recommend sleeping

dusty magnet
#

sleeping is nice

#

can confirm

mint spear
#

ZentreY, I am so fucking proud of you right now.

#

We learned shit on logarithms today in calc

undone moat
#

SHE REPLIED

mint spear
#

It was actually hella easy/fun

undone moat
#

"Ye"

mint spear
#

Congrats

undone moat
#

THE HOLY "Ye"

raven plaza
#

@lost shore @white spire @dusty magnet i cant seem to send pics in media

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i got a new yt video id like to post

#

IT HAPPENING

mint spear
lost shore
#

@raven plaza See if you can now

raven plaza
#

done it

lost shore
#

cool

raven plaza
#

thx

lost shore
#

yw

raven plaza
#

a

lost shore
#

@mint spear Congrats, Jonas.

dusty magnet
#

@mint spear Where can we listen to it?

mint spear
#

New borbit TV video, is this heaven

raven plaza
#

possibly

#

we in a live watch party atm

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anyone can join i think

mint spear
#

Just sent a sub ur way

#

Dont know why I wasnt already

raven plaza
#

wow thx xx

mint spear
#

Awww I can't shitpost in the chat ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

#

Says I need to login.

raven plaza
#

rip

mint spear
#

Rip dip

raven plaza
#

ur more than welcome to

mint spear
#

@dusty magnet soon as possible

#

New orbit video is just gunna be a rickroll isn't it?

ripe jackal
#

n-no

mint spear
#

Hahaha

#

it's gonna be 20 seconds of vore material

#

๐Ÿ˜ฉ

#

Very nice

dusty magnet
#

hot tbh

ripe jackal
raven plaza
#

ITS STARTING

mint spear
#

That countdown music.

undone moat
#

MY BACK IS DESTROYED

mint spear
#

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

undone moat
#

SEND MANY DOCTORS

mint spear
#

Lock your hands together and stretch your arms out in front, relax a little and then swing side to side.

#

Thank me later.

undone moat
#

COME ON ITS TIME TO GO

#

DO THE MARIO

mint spear
#

TIL Ryan is British.

#

I just assumed American ๐Ÿคท

dusty magnet
#

@raven plaza do you write a script and read it or do you just adlib?

raven plaza
#

kinda a script

dusty magnet
#

gotcha

mint spear
#

Yo wtf was that at the end of the space station?

raven plaza
#

mods

mint spear
#

I need to look into playing with mods.

ripe jackal
#

WAS THAT GEK

#

BEATIN

#

HIS

raven plaza
#

UHHHHHHHHHHH

ripe jackal
#

MEAT

raven plaza
#

NOT ALL MODS

#

ARE THE GOOD KIND

ripe jackal
#

IS GIRTHAZOR ON THERE

raven plaza
#

i wish

ripe jackal
#

๐Ÿ˜

calm vault
#

nms last wish

ripe jackal
#

Last NMSISH

calm vault
#

nms one thousand voices

ripe jackal
#

one thousand fucks

calm vault
#

7% chance every week to find a planet with 1kv

mint spear
#

o shit, ryan comeback 2019

lost shore
#

@raven plaza Good stuff dude.

raven plaza
#

i hope u enjoyed

mint spear
#

๐Ÿ‘Œ

#

better then cod tbh

raven plaza
#

its just my opinion and i expect a lot of criticism

mint spear
#

rip COD

#

Ryan is back

lost shore
#

You made valid points without completely bashing the game. It's all fair in my book.

mint spear
#

That final message was as polite and straight forward as could be.

#

Joe worded my thoughts better.

ripe jackal
#

what a fucking

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good video

raven plaza
#

:-)

mint spear
#

Now change your name to ryan is orbit tv again.

raven plaza
#

kinda kinda

mint spear
#

Hahaha

raven plaza
#

idk how long i can keep uploading

mint spear
#

That's fair.

raven plaza
#

i find it really hard because its really nervewracking for me

mint spear
#

so i was not the only one who felt that way, great

#

about the game

ripe jackal
#

his upload schedule is as rare as me havin a good mood ๐Ÿ‘

mint spear
#

but now its starting to slowly feel lonely

raven plaza
#

im sure a lot of people feel that way but dont want to say it

mint spear
#

no man's sky will always feel empty, unless they keep adding content like warframe does

#

boss fights, resource alerts, all that stuff from warframe could help

raven plaza
#

the issue is i dont even want any of that i think the most important part to all of this is communicating with your consumers

mint spear
#

Exactly

raven plaza
#

games like that are constantly updating their game but are also in constant contact with their target audience

#

apex legends devs are always talking to the audience on reddit, which is why its doing so damn well

mint spear
#

i get the rather do then say thing, but at least they can say what they are doeing now?

raven plaza
#

i just never understood the breaks hello games take

#

i mean actually

#

i can but it would just be nice to hear a hello yes we are alive

mint spear
#

what if hello games simply stops with nms now?

raven plaza
#

not yet

mint spear
#

They won't, it's printing money for them.

raven plaza
#

i know they're not done with it because its their baby, but its more frustrating that we dont know whats happening

#

the content roadmap was a good idea but that was supported for 2 months before being thrown out the window

ripe jackal
#

what about the last campfire

raven plaza
#

ive never really understood their thought process but its kinda terrifying to talk about these topics but you will always be bashed by one person or another

#

only two people are workin on it x

mint spear
#

there should be a community leader directly from hg that says what their up to

ripe jackal
#

oh thanks x

mint spear
#

or something

raven plaza
#

so i think the issue is

#

their community manager left

#

he was such a great guy

#

i miss him so much

#

and then they havent got a new one

ripe jackal
#

whom

raven plaza
#

in the mean time they got a developer or 'unsociable and antisocial human being' to be in charge of community management

#

i think you see where this is going

#

chris hohbes

#

i think

#

he was so nice to talk to

mint spear
#

this is just terrible, i know star citizen will never be finished and its true man, but at least they send weekly emails and updates

raven plaza
#

its kinda bad but

#

ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

mint spear
#

Maybe we don't have enough patience?

#

maybe

raven plaza
#

its been 3 months lol

mint spear
#

true

ripe jackal
#

major patch?

raven plaza
#

nah since the dev update

#

aka kinda like the last time they said hello

#

omg

#

remember #SayHello

ripe jackal
#

#SayComeTheFuckBack

mint spear
#

do you think what i think

raven plaza
#

i mean maybe

mint spear
#

its stupid, but maybe we should do it no matter the odds

raven plaza
#

carry on

mint spear
#

we can't lose potential fans of the game, and i'd rather avoid this

raven plaza
#

???

mint spear
#

wait is this english

#

my english is so broken

#

anyway

#

i don't want to lose awesome people here

#

because hg

raven plaza
#

you wont

#

people will always be back

clever vessel
#

If you look at a majority a game studios, you'll realize this is the cycle. Team releases game, team goes quiet, team starts speaking up about new game, new game releases

raven plaza
#

the wow cycle

mint spear
#

do you remember the popularity at the next launch

raven plaza
#

87k on the next update day

clever vessel
#

The good thing is HG speak up then it releases within the week

mint spear
#

yes

clever vessel
#

Other studios announce games and then they release a year later or more

raven plaza
#

yup

#

its tough

#

but i just want to hear some more from hello games

#

its kinda frustrating

clever vessel
#

At least their Twitters aren't dead

#

And they retweet and support other game devs

#

I think we'll get something in the next 15 days

undone moat
#

15 days seems like a stretch

rare mauve
#

@raven plaza I enjoyed your video and wb long time no see

clever vessel
#

If it doesn't happen in 15 days, I will turn stumpy into a cyclops

undone moat
#

on today's episode of computerman, we will be observing:

#

trucks that have been modified to be actually useless

astral linden
#

Just a heads up computer man, I think you accidentally pulled an image from your "totally badass Trucks" folder

undone moat
#

ew

rare mauve
#

Oof

astral linden
#

I bet the dude who drives that has a huge shlong

magic junco
#

bet

undone moat
#

wait fuck

#

that's not a truck

clever vessel
#

Yes it is

astral linden
#

I bet the dude who owns that dog has a huge shlong

undone moat
#

thanks

astral linden
#

No prob OJ

#

@rare mauve hello spaceman! How are you

rare mauve
#

Iโ€™m going. Had my third nose bleed this month and Iโ€™m very tired. How are you?

astral linden
#

I'm good, zero nosebleeds so far this year so I'm hoping to keep that going.

magic junco
#

lol

astral linden
#

What is orbits vid about

rare mauve
#

XD

#

Your in it @astral linden

#

About what happened to NMS

astral linden
#

No I'm noooot

rare mauve
#

Yes you are

#

I liked it.

astral linden
#

Hold up brb

dusty magnet
#

Pls halp

#

I'm in a jewelry store with me madrr

#

Madrr

#

Madre

clever vessel
#

tell her to buy you a ring made of jade

simple siren
#

just walk out the door

clever vessel
#

make sure to open it first

astral linden
#

Aww he took my quote of me saying I'm starving for an update!

dusty magnet
#

Thanks zug

simple siren
#

nah just walk thru it like a bad motherfucker

astral linden
#

Feels a bit out of context.

undone moat
#

misread that as "tell her to buy you a ring made of juice"

clever vessel
#

that would not work

#

unless frozen

simple siren
#

that's just ring candy

dusty magnet
#

Computerman I feel like your pfp needs to match your name more closely

clever vessel
#

maybe a bag of orange juice?

dusty magnet
#

Correct

undone moat
#

I can't change it

dusty magnet
#

For why

undone moat
#

I lost the source file

#

but I found the original image and I'm just too lazy to crop it again

astral linden
#

@rare mauve you should read my YouTube comment reply to orbit and tell me what you think

rare mauve
#

Itโ€™s good

astral linden
#

Okay cause I didn't like my comment being used for the point he was making haha

raven plaza
#

btw any video requests im more than happy to do if i have time

fickle obsidian
#

@latent yarrow i don't bank on google doin' gaming anything very well tbh

clever vessel
#

those mushrooms are perty

#

no, you give it to ME!

latent yarrow
#

well they seem to have some partners

clever vessel
#

Google has a lot of talent. they could probably do some big things.

latent yarrow
#

like ea activision ubisoft sega

covert knoll
#

I'll believe a decent game console when I see it, till then high skepticism

short saddle
#

Hey

clever vessel
#

I would love a change.

#

been buying ps4s since 1999

#

ps4s lol

covert knoll
#

Nice

fickle obsidian
#

that reminds me, did ya see that a games person became VP of Google?

clever vessel
#

Playstations

short saddle
#

Any other games beyond nms you are playing?

covert knoll
#

Fallout 4

#

Minecraft

astral linden
#

Resident Evil 4

covert knoll
#

Not 2?

clever vessel
#

rocket league allways

astral linden
#

Professional difficulty

fickle obsidian
#

4v4 4

astral linden
#

I can't afford 2

short saddle
#

Re4!!!

covert knoll
#

Sad

#

Not 7?

astral linden
#

Very

fickle obsidian
#

no u

covert knoll
#

In vr

short saddle
#

I love re7

astral linden
#

7 doesn't have much replayability

fickle obsidian
#

re7 will never love u

silver mantle
#

I sometimes wonder how many people hauling trailers around at all times of day are just too lazy to unhitch them

fickle obsidian
#

none of them do?

astral linden
#

and I'm def too poor for vr

covert knoll
#

Depends on what kind of gamer you are.
Mrs. Name finds high replay value in re7

latent yarrow
#

i mean google is in an interesting condition comparing to the others

astral linden
#

Re4 has tons of replayability

short saddle
#

I do!!

magic junco
#

re4 is goood

astral linden
#

It has a harder difficulty, and ng plus

latent yarrow
#

they have a lot of platform like youtube and other

fickle obsidian
#

so more bullet sponginess

astral linden
#

And it's all gameplay, besides some quick time

fickle obsidian
#

or more enemies, if not both

covert knoll
#

I'll believe Google game system when I see it. Till then I expect an Android type platform

astral linden
#

Actually, re4 has a difficulty scale on 1-10 that's adaptive.

latent yarrow
#

and if they want to enter the gaming market they need to hit it big with a beefy console and streaming service

covert knoll
#

Angry birds HD

fickle obsidian
#

google wants to stream ur gams

latent yarrow
#

well we just have 5 more days to wait

astral linden
#

Re4 pro adds more enemies and health true, but it also speeds up enemies, makes them Dodge more

fickle obsidian
#

i don't want google to know how i play aeyes

short saddle
#

Im playing my nimtendo switches

astral linden
#

It's actually a great example of doing ng plus right

covert knoll
#

Streaming games means... You don't own the game. You rent a right to stream it. Probably also means mods won't happen

short saddle
#

And metal gears

fickle obsidian
#

that sounds tiresome and annoying imo Okapi, but if it works for ya, ๐Ÿ‘

astral linden
#

Ya but it's not the criticism you gave

latent yarrow
#

oh soo me playing what i have on my pc on my phone

#

means i dont own the game ?h

#

WTF? lol

fickle obsidian
#

jordan they want to cut out u ever having any copy of the game

astral linden
#

If anything it's a great example of the opposite. A lot of ng plus just adds more health and enemies, like you said. 4 doesn't do that. It does more. Hence good replayability

covert knoll
#

Streaming service means you're renting stuff

#

Stop paying, lose the rights

latent yarrow
#

i mean in a sense isnt it what game pass is for xbox ?

astral linden
#

Yes

covert knoll
#

Yes

short saddle
#

Re4 story is so stupid tho

fickle obsidian
#

for me good replayability is more about alternate paths to explore vs. stat-changed enemy encounters

astral linden
#

Ya but at least it's funny

latent yarrow
#

well i guess failed

#

woops it didnt lol

short saddle
#

I love re7 vibes

#

And fpp

astral linden
#

There are a couple different paths to explore! But no, that's not the focus.

#

It is however a linear shooting survival horror game

#

so the ng plus adds more to do in that regard

#

not more to do of... Things you don't do in the game

latent yarrow
#

its strange how like almost every gaming company going to stream

#

google gonna do it

#

amazonn and xbox

#

playstation and nintendo be like wtf are u doing guys ?

astral linden
#

It's just not you're type of game, that doesn't mean you can say they aren't replayable

short saddle
#

Marios and zeldas are the best

covert knoll
#

I'm really into owning games, not renting them

short saddle
#

Im serious

magic junco
#

i hope we all are

latent yarrow
#

me too

astral linden
#

They also add new weapons and outfits. If you beat the hardest difficulty, Ashley gets a suit of armor that makes her invincible

latent yarrow
#

i dont really like paying a suscription for somethinf

astral linden
#

And becomes to heavy for the zombies to carry so they fall down xD

#

Classic

covert knoll
#

If you can beat hardest... Why do you need invincible?

latent yarrow
#

like those little things for pc u pay 20-30โ‚ฌ a month and get the best pc graphics and all that shit

short saddle
#

I love how everyone is not paying attention to eachother

astral linden
#

If you want to replay ng plus with all your new weapons.

latent yarrow
#

im like i want my fucking pc with me

#

PC MASTERACE

covert knoll
#

I dunno, I'm paying attention to two convos in here.

astral linden
#

They even have like 5 weapons you unlock by beating the games

covert knoll
#

One about re4, the other about the efficacy of streaming services.

astral linden
#

So you can try using some real powerful shit.

latent yarrow
#

i dont know someone talking about resident evil soo

#

typical shit

astral linden
#

Resident evil is sick.

short saddle
#

Re is great tho

astral linden
#

I can't wait to play 2.

silver mantle
#

I'm silly enough I won't sign up for 9 months Japan fly away because I dont know how to bring my PC

short saddle
#

I played the demo

latent yarrow
#

it will be sick when i play it while i take a shit

astral linden
#

The remake of 1 I think is excellent

#

Switch begger

fickle obsidian
#

tbh it's my type of game, just not my type of game to replay, for the most part, because i don't have much interest in fighting through the same situations with more friction ๐Ÿคท

short saddle
#

Hey do you know easy allies?

#

Okapi?

latent yarrow
#

๐Ÿ‘

covert knoll
#

Re is okay I guess. I've been pissed at the game ever since re1 when I cheated to get 100 blue gems to sell them, but it wasn't a game where you could sell gems

latent yarrow
#

resident evil 6 on switch

#

please

covert knoll
#

Then in later games you could sell stuff

astral linden
#

The worst ressy

fickle obsidian
#

when it comes to Capcom franchises I like Mega Man X games a little more for replay stuff

latent yarrow
#

i mean its the only one i saw

#

soo

fickle obsidian
#

finding the armor pieces

latent yarrow
#

i dont know

astral linden
#

Toilet time

latent yarrow
#

bring ur switch

#

go play some Tetris 99

short saddle
#

Re6 is trash

latent yarrow
#

and beat those fuckers

fickle obsidian
#

RE6 is the pinnacle of nonsense action RE

astral linden
#

Your switch probably needs a disenfectant wipe, bro

short saddle
#

Tetris 99 is sick

latent yarrow
#

uhh

#

its alright

#

i clean it

#

๐Ÿ‘Œ

short saddle
#

Tetris is grea

latent yarrow
#

i wish i had other joy con color...

#

fuck my life

fickle obsidian
#

Tetris Effect ๐Ÿ‘

astral linden
#

Our phones are apparently dirtier than toilets because our hands are always on them, according to a clickbait article I read the title of

fickle obsidian
#

i hope u use ur phone as a plate