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Oh yeah! Explaining to that other dude who I don't remember who is touring Europe.
And I was like 
Yuh
Roman numerals
Moon landin
Technically the launch date not the moon landing date.
I'd love to experience a rocket launch.
I won't
Apparently it's that boring that astronauts sleep until a couple minutes before the countdown.
I will probably puke or poop due to the gforce involved
Or both
Coz it presses on your body and you are lying on your back
Like a toothpaste tube

Yes, is why they are all trained jet fighter pilots / ex military.
That being said, Space X and Nasa are about to do space flights for general public.
Not sure how that'll work out.
Amazons rockets will be space travel too.
To where?
Mars and the moon I assume.
Oh no that's to the Moon and and some time in the orbit of Mars.
Oh
I will as soon as I can afford to.
It's basically a suicide mission
Which I probably won't ever so I won't do it.
Not the mars orbit.
Landing on mars is.
But that's a very select group of people.
No it's still 6 months to and 6 months back
Yes
Lots to go wrong
And nothing to see there either. Just barren red sand .it's not like it will have a gek strip club and martian welcome party
I'd genuinely be ok with dying in space.
I feel like there's a weird tranquillity and relaxing mood around it.
Lack of oxygen would slowly make you sleepy.
Then sleep.
You would choke actually
Amazing
Even better.
OH
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Weird fetish
Hahaha
Pee
Die in space or on Earth, you will drift into the unknown
It absolutely is, you experienced it before you was born.
Hehe
Zoid ๐ ๐ฆ
i wanna play smash bros
Ablo ๐ณ
Smash Bros ๐
but you nut instead
Yes the moon landing
indeed we were
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moon moon
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Did The Mighty Boosh tv series make it to America?
NICE BEE!
you guys
so smert
this is unheard of for me
Be proud of yourself my dude.
yikes
Remember them nights we was telling you to stop playing games till stupid o clock?
Turns out we was wrong.
If my parents ever saw anything below B I would get murdered ๐ฌ
well no that still fucked me up lmao
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Asian A stands for "average"
turns out i get super depressed and anxious when im sleep deprived
Yes it does
I left school with zero qualifications.
It's either A* or gtfo with asian parents
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im literally just getting my high school diploma then dipping
Oof
finna move to australia for a bit
Software dev.
Hobbiton
technically its in NZ but still
I rarely turned up tbh but I did sit my exams.
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When you say dip, do you mean that you won't pursue college? @dusty magnet
thats exactly what i mean lol
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Yesss
Actually studying for a degree that I care about
ssseY
Uni is way more fun than HS
In every way possible
ssseYYesss
Im gonna travel this spring break where should I go
What're you going to study? @mint spear
Most likely mechanical engineering
Travel around Canada Milk.
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See your own country before you see anywhere else.
ill take it
nice
But yeah abloane I want to get a degree in mechanical engineering, then from there I might consider going to law school, since it requires a minimum of a bachelors. Grades aren't really an issue, but funding is

oh
mechanical engineering sounds tough as balls
i just wanna build computers all day
Lots of math
mafs
I remember the day he got that job.
"I accidentally got a job guys"
what is it?
I work at an electronics store as a service technician
service me daddy
Exactly as it sounds.
come up with any definition and i'm fine w it
Nah it just sounded like Bee had a weird fetish
oh lmao i was responding to computerman
It's fun at first
At computer places it's literally just anyone who is upset that they don't fully understand how computers work
Or rather, they have not even a really basic understanding
Everytime you go to the apple store you want to yell at the people trying to get help at the Genius bar
I feel sorry for @undone moat
Ok so basically im cat
Is that yours?
(still nice hair btw)
fluff cat
I'm working 10 hours a day
I wanna do business school or either CPA. That's the only thing with job security these days
my feet want to commit suicide

i do
ExPoSeD
What is e-girl
OMG that's my user info ๐ข
Dnd zombie
Ohgod
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I am
I prefer captain America tho
oh god oh fuck
Damn
What is e-girl
Probably someone next to a d-girl
A person on the internet pretending that they do not have male genitals
because it's a fact
Peen
that women
I'm an E-Girl.
do not
use
internet
Or a to d girls are taken
that's cool

i am a man irl and a crab with many children online
yes
I am heinz doofernshmirtz in real life and a human on the internet
I don't believe you're even real at all tbh.
gamer is an AI
Get back in the bot channel
No u
Lol I found another program I wrote during the summer
Robots have rights
Detroit: become human
Detroit:fix the buildings
Detroit: Fix everything
Detroit: mansions for 10k$

Mostly because it's surrounded by thiefes
And no safety
And a lot of back taxes.
Actually no taxes
tax
Detroit: become Computerman
No u
dethot: become cuterman
Debot: Become Humanman
zoid isnt that from when my friend was like "aye make the stupidest hello world you can think of"
WHY IS OUR FUCKINF INTERNET XONNEXTION SLOW AS TESTICLES
yes exactly
haha



Also I hate whoever invented captchs
That's the most annoying invention ever
After pop up ads
Oh
Because ur a bot
I haven't seen a popup ad for literal years.
I haven't seen any ads for literal years either.
How
uBlock Origin for the most part.

Hahahaha
I haven't used Forbes in literal years tbh
I don't think UK can even access it. ๐ค
I use VPN most of the times
I can't live without adblock ๐ฉ
Also for the past hour chrome decided I am a bot and now for every search I need to solve a captch
Fuck u captcha
Ah VPN
Your IP must be recycled in that case.
I used to have issues with Google all the time using VPN.
No let's not.
Using capsicum
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I just learned about the gum-leaf skeletoniser caterpillar.
I wanna be one in my next life.
that sounds fascinating
Every time it sheds the head portion of its exoskeleton, the exoskeleton stays attached to its body. Over time, developing through its life span, the head grows bigger and sheds increasingly larger exoskeleton shells, which build upon each other.
It has a literal hat of heads
Gamer, it's called Slitheens.
isnt there also a caterpillar that wears other bug's corpses for armor
That is so freaking bad ass.
ah its not a caterpillar
Wtf
kinky
nature is incredible
No that's a dumb defense mechanism
Iโm sure a human being at some point in time has done those things

That's what the slitheens do
They kill people and wear their skin
Maybe hex is a slitheens
im pretty sure some cannibal tribes wear the bones of their victims
Boner alert
k
I think i'll drive to the Museum of Flight in Seattle
Looks really cool, tons of aircraft and spacecraft
k
That bug looks like a blood borne boss
Eyy
@dusty magnet I made a worse (better) hello world
Ok
One day imma go from 20mil units to 20bil units
This game never ends fr
It's like your own competition to be the galactic jesus
Better watch out, i'm the galactic romans
i do
@dusty magnet
Wotrudoin
fr dude
jeez. I havent plugged my phone in to charge since 3:30 yesterday and I still have 40% battery
daniel@daniel
It's in case he forgets his name.
Cold air time
Whoa nice
no u
nuuh
Why my knee won't stop hurted
Haha ohno
SMASH me
you work on Smash!? /s
omg hot
that was the most useless program I've ever written
but I learned how to use curses
so it paid off
So it wasn't useless!
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I can't even think the most useless program I've ever written is.
I hate using the term program cause I'm web software but I dunno what else to call it.
webgram
Sounds hot AF ๐ฉ
warm
wow you guys are famous
I'm famous
Congrats Bee, I hope you get a star on Hollywood walk of fame.
war mframw
warframe
zoggframe
froggzame
pphard
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This photoshop abomination I made...
Was on reddit
It's amazing
And incredible
I love when my PlayStation make me tilt my head to detect my face
oh man
I have to smile too just because
Because it would feel like sticking your finger in jello
i wanna fuck it
I post it and no one bats a eye
I didn't see it earlier
Now everyone wants to fuck it

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me neither
oof
Me neither
I ate the rest of the hot wings yesterday
can you make my knee stop hurted
thamk
np
Oh man Adam Sandler movies are hilarious
moyies
He's better in dramas
what it is?
What
Is
It
I liked them when I was young
Now it just feels like all of his movies are him being loud and making a face
no u
samus OP
link op
I'd love to be a turtle and just living life walking around chomping on leaves.
chomp
chomp
No thanks
Why
Too much manual work for my liking.
Nearly everything is automated these days
There are machines for most steps involved
Someone still needs to clean and feed the animals.
Well that's animal farming
I am more about food farming
Crops and stuff
Paddy,corn
Etc
Eh, UK mostly farms potatoes.
I mean whatever crop you want
Marijuana doesn't grow outdoors here.

weed gang
Between my grandma owning a farm since I was like 5 and my mother working on a dairy for over a decade of my childhood I've spent way too much time doing farm crap, lol
Hmm
I'm surrounded by farms
It either stinks of poop or the crow scarers are banging.
Or sometimes both
That and I worked at my grandma's garlic farm for 2 years
Oh, I never even thought about garlic being farmed if I'm being honest.
No these are not at all crops
I was a harvester, so I got to stand in fields in August when it was 90ยฐ out and dig up garlic
Digging up garlic in hard-ass dirt while the cheap radio near you plays the worst 80's music you can think of is ๐ฌ
All while roasting in the sun. Good times
It's money I guess.
system build is done so now it's time for BOOTABLE MEDIA CREATION
@mint spear We had cows to keep us company, lol. They were fenced off from the garlic field and vegetable gardens but they liked to crowd the fence and moo at us ๐
Greetings fleshy companions
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ok omw
so bored at work rn
So bored unemployed rn
big sad
toof cavi dee
Trying to get confirmation on whether I'm still on for that date tonight
sigh
You got a date?
Uh oh
@astral linden i recommend sleeping
omg omg omg
ZentreY, I am so fucking proud of you right now.
We learned shit on logarithms today in calc
SHE REPLIED
It was actually hella easy/fun
"Ye"
Congrats
THE HOLY "Ye"
@lost shore @white spire @dusty magnet i cant seem to send pics in media
i got a new yt video id like to post
IT HAPPENING

@raven plaza See if you can now
done it
cool
thx
yw
a
@mint spear Congrats, Jonas.
@mint spear Where can we listen to it?
wow thx xx
rip
Rip dip
ur more than welcome to
n-no
hot tbh
ITS STARTING
That countdown music.
MY BACK IS DESTROYED
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SEND MANY DOCTORS
Lock your hands together and stretch your arms out in front, relax a little and then swing side to side.
Thank me later.
@raven plaza do you write a script and read it or do you just adlib?
kinda a script
gotcha
Yo wtf was that at the end of the space station?
mods
I need to look into playing with mods.
UHHHHHHHHHHH
MEAT
IS GIRTHAZOR ON THERE
i wish
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nms last wish
Last NMSISH
nms one thousand voices
one thousand fucks
7% chance every week to find a planet with 1kv
o shit, ryan comeback 2019
@raven plaza Good stuff dude.
i hope u enjoyed
its just my opinion and i expect a lot of criticism
You made valid points without completely bashing the game. It's all fair in my book.
That final message was as polite and straight forward as could be.
Joe worded my thoughts better.
:-)
Now change your name to ryan is orbit tv again.
kinda kinda
Hahaha
idk how long i can keep uploading
That's fair.
i find it really hard because its really nervewracking for me
his upload schedule is as rare as me havin a good mood ๐
but now its starting to slowly feel lonely
im sure a lot of people feel that way but dont want to say it
no man's sky will always feel empty, unless they keep adding content like warframe does
boss fights, resource alerts, all that stuff from warframe could help
the issue is i dont even want any of that i think the most important part to all of this is communicating with your consumers
Exactly
games like that are constantly updating their game but are also in constant contact with their target audience
apex legends devs are always talking to the audience on reddit, which is why its doing so damn well
i get the rather do then say thing, but at least they can say what they are doeing now?
i just never understood the breaks hello games take
i mean actually
i can but it would just be nice to hear a hello yes we are alive
what if hello games simply stops with nms now?
not yet
They won't, it's printing money for them.
i know they're not done with it because its their baby, but its more frustrating that we dont know whats happening
the content roadmap was a good idea but that was supported for 2 months before being thrown out the window
what about the last campfire
ive never really understood their thought process but its kinda terrifying to talk about these topics but you will always be bashed by one person or another
only two people are workin on it x
there should be a community leader directly from hg that says what their up to
oh thanks x
or something
so i think the issue is
their community manager left
he was such a great guy
i miss him so much
and then they havent got a new one
whom
in the mean time they got a developer or 'unsociable and antisocial human being' to be in charge of community management
i think you see where this is going
chris hohbes
i think
he was so nice to talk to
this is just terrible, i know star citizen will never be finished and its true man, but at least they send weekly emails and updates
its been 3 months lol
true
major patch?
nah since the dev update
aka kinda like the last time they said hello
omg
remember #SayHello
#SayComeTheFuckBack
do you think what i think
i mean maybe
its stupid, but maybe we should do it no matter the odds
carry on
we can't lose potential fans of the game, and i'd rather avoid this
???
wait is this english
my english is so broken
anyway
i don't want to lose awesome people here
because hg
If you look at a majority a game studios, you'll realize this is the cycle. Team releases game, team goes quiet, team starts speaking up about new game, new game releases
the wow cycle
do you remember the popularity at the next launch
87k on the next update day
The good thing is HG speak up then it releases within the week
yes
Other studios announce games and then they release a year later or more
yup
its tough
but i just want to hear some more from hello games
its kinda frustrating
At least their Twitters aren't dead
And they retweet and support other game devs
I think we'll get something in the next 15 days
15 days seems like a stretch
@raven plaza I enjoyed your video and wb long time no see
If it doesn't happen in 15 days, I will turn stumpy into a cyclops
on today's episode of computerman, we will be observing:
trucks that have been modified to be actually useless
Just a heads up computer man, I think you accidentally pulled an image from your "totally badass Trucks" folder
ew
Oof
I bet the dude who drives that has a huge shlong
bet
Yes it is
I bet the dude who owns that dog has a huge shlong
thanks
Iโm going. Had my third nose bleed this month and Iโm very tired. How are you?
I'm good, zero nosebleeds so far this year so I'm hoping to keep that going.
lol
What is orbits vid about
No I'm noooot
Hold up brb
tell her to buy you a ring made of jade
just walk out the door
make sure to open it first
Aww he took my quote of me saying I'm starving for an update!
Thanks zug
nah just walk thru it like a bad motherfucker
Feels a bit out of context.
misread that as "tell her to buy you a ring made of juice"
that's just ring candy
Computerman I feel like your pfp needs to match your name more closely
maybe a bag of orange juice?
Correct
I can't change it
For why
I lost the source file
but I found the original image and I'm just too lazy to crop it again
@rare mauve you should read my YouTube comment reply to orbit and tell me what you think
Itโs good
Okay cause I didn't like my comment being used for the point he was making haha
btw any video requests im more than happy to do if i have time
@latent yarrow i don't bank on google doin' gaming anything very well tbh
well they seem to have some partners
Google has a lot of talent. they could probably do some big things.
like ea activision ubisoft sega
I'll believe a decent game console when I see it, till then high skepticism
Hey
Nice
that reminds me, did ya see that a games person became VP of Google?
Playstations
Any other games beyond nms you are playing?
Resident Evil 4
Not 2?
rocket league allways
Professional difficulty
4v4 4
I can't afford 2
Re4!!!
Very
no u
In vr
I love re7
7 doesn't have much replayability
re7 will never love u
I sometimes wonder how many people hauling trailers around at all times of day are just too lazy to unhitch them
none of them do?
and I'm def too poor for vr
Depends on what kind of gamer you are.
Mrs. Name finds high replay value in re7
i mean google is in an interesting condition comparing to the others
Re4 has tons of replayability
I do!!
re4 is goood
It has a harder difficulty, and ng plus
they have a lot of platform like youtube and other
so more bullet sponginess
And it's all gameplay, besides some quick time
or more enemies, if not both
I'll believe Google game system when I see it. Till then I expect an Android type platform
Actually, re4 has a difficulty scale on 1-10 that's adaptive.
and if they want to enter the gaming market they need to hit it big with a beefy console and streaming service
Angry birds HD
google wants to stream ur gams
well we just have 5 more days to wait
Re4 pro adds more enemies and health true, but it also speeds up enemies, makes them Dodge more
i don't want google to know how i play 
Im playing my nimtendo switches
It's actually a great example of doing ng plus right
Streaming games means... You don't own the game. You rent a right to stream it. Probably also means mods won't happen
And metal gears
that sounds tiresome and annoying imo Okapi, but if it works for ya, ๐
Ya but it's not the criticism you gave
oh soo me playing what i have on my pc on my phone
means i dont own the game ?h
WTF? lol
jordan they want to cut out u ever having any copy of the game
If anything it's a great example of the opposite. A lot of ng plus just adds more health and enemies, like you said. 4 doesn't do that. It does more. Hence good replayability
i mean in a sense isnt it what game pass is for xbox ?
Yes
Yes
Re4 story is so stupid tho
for me good replayability is more about alternate paths to explore vs. stat-changed enemy encounters
Ya but at least it's funny
There are a couple different paths to explore! But no, that's not the focus.
It is however a linear shooting survival horror game
so the ng plus adds more to do in that regard
not more to do of... Things you don't do in the game
its strange how like almost every gaming company going to stream
google gonna do it
amazonn and xbox
playstation and nintendo be like wtf are u doing guys ?
It's just not you're type of game, that doesn't mean you can say they aren't replayable
Marios and zeldas are the best
I'm really into owning games, not renting them
Im serious
i hope we all are
me too
They also add new weapons and outfits. If you beat the hardest difficulty, Ashley gets a suit of armor that makes her invincible
i dont really like paying a suscription for somethinf
If you can beat hardest... Why do you need invincible?
like those little things for pc u pay 20-30โฌ a month and get the best pc graphics and all that shit
I love how everyone is not paying attention to eachother
If you want to replay ng plus with all your new weapons.
I dunno, I'm paying attention to two convos in here.
They even have like 5 weapons you unlock by beating the games
One about re4, the other about the efficacy of streaming services.
So you can try using some real powerful shit.
Resident evil is sick.
Re is great tho
I can't wait to play 2.
I'm silly enough I won't sign up for 9 months Japan fly away because I dont know how to bring my PC
I played the demo
it will be sick when i play it while i take a shit
tbh it's my type of game, just not my type of game to replay, for the most part, because i don't have much interest in fighting through the same situations with more friction ๐คท
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Re is okay I guess. I've been pissed at the game ever since re1 when I cheated to get 100 blue gems to sell them, but it wasn't a game where you could sell gems
Then in later games you could sell stuff
The worst ressy
when it comes to Capcom franchises I like Mega Man X games a little more for replay stuff
finding the armor pieces
i dont know
Toilet time
Re6 is trash
and beat those fuckers
RE6 is the pinnacle of nonsense action RE
Your switch probably needs a disenfectant wipe, bro
Tetris 99 is sick
Tetris is grea
Tetris Effect ๐
Our phones are apparently dirtier than toilets because our hands are always on them, according to a clickbait article I read the title of
i hope u use ur phone as a plate








