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There are fornite action figures ๐ฉ
now bro
bro
lets go bro
In grade 9 I was painting a large mural and this girl came and watched me paint it almost every day. I was like "aight, kinda creepy but I guess she likes art?" Then my friends said I should ask her out and me being crazy shy then said I hell no. After that she stopped coming, never thought anything of it
Fml

ew freshman year
Times were rough
Oof I hated being a freshman
everyone does
I have no idea what being a senior is like since I haven't been at school yet this year

its boring
It's been shitty because I haven't been around kids my age for months
They're all 19-20ish
I want to be the big kid for once 
how old are you
he's 18
27
hint its below 10
9
and 8
7
bingo
RT if you're single and sitting lonely after a computer at new year's eve
how about every day
It was a priority 6 DTC and got cleared but now I need to actually look at why the DTC was thrown
i would just
Oh that's why
Totally off topic question
so your saying that those bits need to be in a certain algorithm?
No it means "car settings are wrong"
Gril invited me to hang out for New year's and I'mma see if maybe I can sneak in a new year's kiss?
Cause like
Tis the season of
Uh
Romance?
I dunno
It's the season of fighting with the German eningeers that made this car
skoda?
Volkswagen Auto Group
inb4 bee gets charged for assault for kissing
Bee the lady killer
Metaphorically speaking of course
I get to drink alone for new years, beat that ๐


How about being socially awkward, ugly, depressed, and ashamed of where you live?
how about all those and more
oh yes i am
How does one "know" if they're ugly or good looking

Is it based on how others treat you, or like some other shit
@magic junco I know her pretty well
@mint spear based on how people treat me and how i see myself
tho i already thought i was ugly, people just confirm it
๐
Aight
Abutchera u beautiful baybee
i dont need your coddling baby girl
Sock my dink
Show bobs a vagene
๐คค
I'm not sure this sort of thing is allowed round these parts, partner
๐ค

why do you ask?
personally I like mine scrambled
same
Fried or scrambled for me
I just remembered one time when I was unloading a dirtbike from a flatbed. I pulled really hard on the seat strap and it snapped, my arm went flying back and decked my friend's mom in the face
Good times
I wonder what other shitty things will happen to me in 2019 
I like eggs benedict
i like mine scrambled with syrup
I like scrambled eggs ๐ฅ

I habe pizza
Anyone else hate the current copyright system of youtube?
Can't even upload nothin anymore without it getting taken down 
hi samplos

๐ ๐
fart
did u fard
two kinds of people
pin it
Nice clock
Turn your phone upside down for a cool discord trick ๐
Make sure u turn off rotate ;)
no
Happy 2019 from the UK
Shit
I haven't touched any of my other games because of rdr2 
I literally can't get myself to pry it out of the ps4
Everything ๐
owo
๐
hidad
I got into Far Cry Primal. That's what I'm stuck on
Hi son
1
Rabbit
Ty spirit
That's all you have?
Fry an egg in butter. You're set
Most butter is hard anyway. Gotta soften it
I don't have chocolate chips will tuna suffice?
You mean cheeseburger
Nein
Oh
Heck
Probably better in #401847751249362945 @sterile tartan
Since when is there a memes channel... Alright
Like always lol
I literally am only ever in here xD
lol
Dog thinks he's starving
i think i am too
But he isn't
starving bee
He's had like. Three and a half cups of food total. He's just fat
hahaha
Just for dinner
do you have pictures of him?
He's lab/boxer with a little border collie in him
hes so cute
But the lab is most dominant clearly
i wanna get a black lab so bad
Pet him like the asshole they are
dont finger the cat
bootyhole
pretties ๐
Happy New year pals
you lie ๐ญ
New year, new challengers
HNY, Zoid
Astronomy pic of the day
The Sombrero Galaxy in Infrared
Explanation: This floating ring is the size of a galaxy. In fact, it is a galaxy -- or at least part of one: the photogenic Sombrero Galaxy, one of the largest galaxies in the nearby Virgo Cluster of Galaxies. The dark band of dust that obscures the mid-section of the Sombrero Galaxy in optical light actually glows brightly in infrared light. The featured image, digitally sharpened, shows the infrared glow, recently recorded by the orbiting Spitzer Space Telescope, superposed in false-color on an existing image taken by NASA's Hubble Space Telescope in optical light. The Sombrero Galaxy, also known as M104, spans about 50,000 light years across and lies 28 million light years away. M104 can be seen with a small telescope in the direction of the constellation Virgo.
Neat
Thanks gunter!
@dusty magnet Thanks Bucky Bee!
๐
2019 more like 20 a year past legal
Legal in what sense
Legal ๐
In what juristiction
Because in some, that is 12. Which is how @ornate fable isn't in jail.
O_o
i got a taser ๐
bye kaz
smh woop
I love that joke honestly

My dog is against me trying to crochet
Your dog can crochet? Holy shit
guys......
Lol
she put on the spidergwen costume O_o
Who?
I can put it on, I'm hotter than her

Me: crocheting
Dog: does it help if I lick you, the needle, the yarn, and stay in the way
awww he just wants to helpp
He does
I'm finally watching the second episode of Voltron, lol
hahaha
My sister told me the same thing tonight. I said she had to stick with it
Another year, another depression ๐
mood
I smell like vanilla extract
I watched the first hour-long Pilot episode like a year ago, lol
๐

These dudes are the worst Paladins ๐

@silent wagon Just stick with it. It gets SOOOO much better as the seasons go on
Hold up, they mentally link with the lions and can control them telepathically?
Sort of.
The lions have minds of their own as well, but they do interact with the pilots that way. A lot of that shows up later in the series
Is it ur friend
fuck i wish
I'm 100% sure the princess is the Gladiator they're getting their asses kicked by rn, lol
Yep
haha
This art style is... Odd
no u r
Is it anime 
Where The Water Tastes Like Wine is such a good game
no (i know that's not to me)
Jesus: the game
Milk, it's Voltron. There's no way you've avoided all things about it ever
How
I have no clue what that is lol
They have to take an elevator, a zip line, and a friggin go-kart just to get to their lions ๐
I don't like
Wtf is this about lions lmao?!?!
Voltron
There is a thing
A cartoon
Rood
space lions save the universe from space wizards
It was an anime in the 80's then it got rebooted a bunch of times til Netflix made the most recent cartoon
Ehh
State
yes
๐ฎ
You pacific or mst
Pacific still has two hours
๐
nah
Lucky
i dont lol

I dunno if it counts if I'm super fuckin depressed a lot tho
It's just another day, man
It's mostly just a big existential crisis for me
Is worth me buying the game? I got the money for it now
YES
OMFG 1000x YES
its sooooo fuunnnnn
๐ฎ spidergwen suit is uhhh
its uh
its slightly see through
spiderman ps4 was ok
no dont listen to him hes wrong
wrong again
im just saying from someone who doesnt even like them that it was good

yeeee
well... the campaign anyways
Did I hear SPIDER-GWEN
How is there a Spider-Gwen suit
my friend has a cosplay suit that i was talking about
Can I be Gwen-pool
imo
it was not bad but super overrated
repetitive and just overall kinda bland
but not a bad game
I'd play it if I had a PS4, lol
^
this game sad ๐ญ
Get a bunch of games from holiday sales @mint spear
tru
steam sale ends
on wednesday
I got Far Cry Primal Apex Edition for $15 from the Xbox sale that's going on rn, lol
And I got Fe for $5
aye noice
Both good
awwwwww
i love Peter and May
wait no
Peter and Mary
there we go
im tired
oh yeah stan lee was in this game
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nice.
it's been 2019 for 15 hours
Timezones bruv
no I'm from the future 
I still have 55 minutes left til 2019, lol
Did I hear BEE???
Lemme suck that tail pipe
Um
whoa this is cool
the game is full of little items that are nods to each version of spiderman
as well as peter parker
What about Spider-Ham
no spoderham ๐ฆ
Ded game
that moment when you beat the main campaign but you still only have 10% trophy progress
im going for that platinum
This makes me happy I'm not a completionist, lol
14 hours and 33% completed, lol @dusty magnet
Dayum
I'm not a completionist either usually but I had so much fun with this game that was kinda want to
im so on edge right now... later tho im gonna check out that Halo mod for ARMA
just binging creepy videos going into the new year xD
I've probably seen every creepy video ever
My life is a creepy video
seen it
well its not just created content some of it is just showing weird photos and stuff
You ever just dive deep into conspiracy theories?
Yeah
They're fun
I like to believe they're true cause like
Idk
It's fun
Let's my imagination do it's thing for a bit
things that go against science are where i draw the line
those have gotten annoying recently
There's that one rat utopia thing
DTRH did a video on it but I forgot what it was actually called
That's a cool thing
mouse utopia experiments yep
it was and i've been surprised that I haven't seen many of the subjects on DTRH on anything else
There's that Sonichu guy
I watched one video on it and boom, my recommended was full of it
ive avoided that one ๐
Hahahaha, good choice
i have to admit i had a close encounter with sonichu because my ex used to follow him on twitter
that was enough for me
she had a very ironic love/hate thing for Sonic (we even watched that Japanese Sonic cartoon in full together)
to be fair this was when we were crossfaded like 80% of the time xD
we actually recorded a playthrough of Portal 2 co-op and we were gonna upload it to YT but after reviewing it the day after we chose not to haha ๐
we may have gone through a bit too much 151 while recording
Portal co-op is so much fun
one of the last episodes was 35 seconds long because i had hit the stop record by accident, losing a bunch of levels near the end
i still can't believe we actually finished the entire game in one sitting x.x
apparently me and her were good at puzzles drunk too ๐
Wooo, booze brains
almost all parties are 1/10 these days
no offense but because they aren't about fun anymore parties suck
and yeah i much prefer smaller groups with people i know aren't going to become obnoxious after a couple of drinks ๐
which on that note i did indeed flake out on the work xmas party haha
Don't blame you.
Wanna hear a joke
Is it a good joke
i actually asked my friend if she was gonna go and after she said no i was like yay!
lol
Time
You just have to be an intellectual to understand my game of humor
I can tell another
What did the pirate say to the sea
"not today"
this is not how i wanted to start 2019
all of that was literally at midnight here >_>
Itโs 3:02 AM for me
Heh. Bad jokes and creepy vids. Nice ring into the New Year
trying to decide if i wanna take a shower, or get something to drink
Shower beer.
Iโm practicing for if I ever have a kid. Not saying Iโm gonna. I wonโt. Itโs just practice
im going to raise my kids to be true warriors as all Klingon should be
every time they do something wrong i will speak of honor
the real question is will drinks make these videos creepier? ๐
orrr will they dull your senses toward them 
ik thats the risk i guess
Welp
Nothing is creepy when you realize darkness is a fallacy just like life itself
i think its worth the risk
this is my second year of single and drastically not ready to mingle 
There's nowhere to go in Waking Titan
They wrapped a nice little bow around it all with Season 2.
Yeah but maybe not exactly waking titan. Maaaaybe an ARG in-game or something? I just really want an ARG for some reason. Seems likely for community events at least. Also they mentioned it
So maybe I guess
Lore-wise, they also left very very little room for themselves
There's a clear narrative between Atlas -> NMS now, and it's sorta hard to inject things into that given how the ARG lore was structured
Yeah but nada and polo could totally ask travelers to embark on a puzzle with them of some sort. It seems like they could be going that route already with โglobalโ progress embedded into the game right now
That leaves:
- Universe Expansion (boring af, see Star Wars)
- Retcons
- Plot Fleshing (not much room)
Season 2 was kinda tacked on anyway
Happy new years folks ๐
And that. Nobody wants a repeat of Season 2. A lot went very wrong with it.
They were p. much running off that one girl saying "see you all soon" or something
"this isn't a goodbye, this is a see you later"
just talking about a community event for an ARG, not WT S3
You still need some lore-driven plot.
And other than NMS' in-universe/in-game lore, which is just a bunch of history spread all over the place, you only have NMS' creation which WT already exposited all over us.
So unless you want some tech based puzzle used between Korvax to communicate the rebellion against the Gek...
Abyss was about finding a lost crew of a sunken freighter. Something of this nature is what I envision, just done globally and slowly unraveling with rewards and such.
"Here. Have puzzle." doesn't work. If you want that, go do ae27ff
I'm sure they can break a few stuff to make a new ARG if they want
I suppose they can build an entirely new plot again.
yeah that too
Something like what Abyss supposedly was. But puzzles.
(no idea I didn't play abyss. Or visions)
Even so, players who don't care about puzzles (there are a lot) get very angry when the puzzle community dares make them wait with their stupid baby crosswords
Aaand then you have the Hello Games Hate Bandwagon coming around the corner. Again.
Can we just get one thing to the game even if we donโt have an ARG then
Can we just get a Jobber ad on freighters
I want to see freighters warping in from a planet surface and count the blissful jobber billboards
Also I really want to see space activity when Iโm on a planet. I forgot the game doesnโt do that from what I remember
I'm sure I can slap whateverthefuck I want onto freighter pieces if I wanted
giant billboards extending out from freighters would look p neat tbh lmao
Lol
I was thinking of Elite and Eve when I said that. I think those games have those in there, or at least a freighter docking area or something
imo the space stations in nms are too smooth on the outside to have billboards on em look good
Billboards will prolly go against the artstyle or something
Yeah I donโt see those looking too well in game
But it might just be because I donโt even know how they would look lol
it'd prolly just look like the X-Universe billboards
Too flashy and they'd look out of place but if they're dull they're not great billboards
yeah its creepy
Technically it's mod talk but 
So Interpol is here
Oh nah, it's fine
Hmmm
I've always been here
Dw about it, just scouting things out
i like analysis vids of ARGs but not ARGs themselves
I just like looking at people solving arg
And you're still there like "what's going on"
the only videos created to tease a game or w/e were the cryptic previews for SOMA
but i love everything about SOMA
ARGs. The lovely time I get to run cd Developer/DataTools
I just use my brain
What is SOMA
I can turn a picture into hex or whateverthefuck with just 3 ticks of a cycle
A neat horror game
So nothing i would like
Good luck converting from base23 into base4 in your head.
Or decoding encoded radio signals
... though I do that almost daily. Yayyy ham radio
SOMA is barely a horror game
I can just give them a listen then use my amazing clairvoyance to decode them
I've actually not played Soma, though I've been meaning to
Woop can you even describe how RTTY works
No but I can do it
its more of a weird technology vs humanity thing
My future
So what is the prediction
i wouldn't say i was ever remotely scared during the game but i def got emotional
No
Hello!!
Beee
haylo 3
My sister is making cookies and I'm sitting here pretending to help
i was watching creepy videos and then i joined chat so ive become massively distracted XD
I'm trying to stay awake
Also found a skeleton outfit exists in F76
Gotta get that, gotta be sans
Bake me cookies later
i should make cookies
i haven't baked in forever
(because i don't like cleaning up after)
lets check out this ARMA thing
Let us know how it is
Created in collaboration with the insanely talented Armachinima contest winner, KinglesPringles, this trailer highlights some of the core aspects of OPTRE an...
well its only unfortunate that it doesnt come with any missions haha
well its def functional but i still suck at ARMA
No!
??
!!
yknow i've spent most of the night trying to find the video of the weird sky squid thing
and i still haven't
I donโt know what you are talking about
there's footage of a weird creature in the sky that was taken and it looks like a squid-like creature
its supposedly not doctored; though people assume its just a weird perspective thing with a kite
Weird
i just hate not remembering where i saw it
Giant cuttlefish in the sky - Kite in sky resembles cuttlefish / squid. Occurred in Saint Petersburg, May 14th, 2016 Check out more air here here https://www...
no this was way far off and lower quality
but it did look like that
which is why people assume its a fake thing
if i find it i'll post it; thats kinda why i wanted to find it ๐ญ
Happy new year btw @silver mantle
you too ๐
ive been on a creepy video marathon, aside from trying out that arma mod
Lol, nice
facebook is so fucking toxic
most of it is
at least the two NMS groups that I'm in on facebook are better than most cos people on facebook can't downvote shit like on reddit 
usually if someone posts stuff thats stupid i'll remove their visibility if i can't just outright unfriend them
and i dont belong to any groups
well i mostly only use it for messenger so it won't be a big deal to me ๐
Good job Spirit!
Happy new year!
Happy new year
Time to return to my classic name
@silent wagon
honestly thought that was a pair of tits for a moment
giant snow titties
the best kind
hmmmm...
Hah nice
both boards are different, but I don't know which one is better
What's your job? I want ur job
I think the one on the right because chipsets
the one on the left is hella beat up and I'm checking for blown capacitors
the one on the right also has usb3 so
Ahh
gonna build the ultimate 2010-era gaming pc
/s
Judging by the dates on the processors, I'm gonna say the board on the left is newer
Some guy at the deli bought a whole bunch of mashed potatoes because his wife was volunteered for bringing something to a potluck. And it's happening today. And they JUST told her
That's a 100% guarantee you end up with deli food tbh
Back to work
tiring
same
my uni has no chill
right after we come back from holidays they bombard us with so much shit
yikes
my eye keeps twitching
lol
yeah ive had that before
i also had 5 cups of coffee before i went to bed
oh my
the caffeine is just now taking effect
lol
Coffe = gojuice
coffee = nyoomliquid
new Spider-Man movie is good btw
no u
yeah i loved it
I think I missed the first ten minutes or so
Came in as Miles was spraying graffiti
ah yeah you did
There was a larger crowd at the theatre than i expected ๐
Normally I can come in halfway through previews & junk
It's the best Spider-Man in years imo
i havent seen it yet
homecoming was... ok
i dont really care for marvel
i have a hard time being able to just shut my brain off and enjoy something
Homecoming was okay, Amazing Spider-Man was uhh something
It didn't feel too much like your usual Marvel fare to me, which made it refreshing
The animation and stylistic touches helped a ton in that respect I think
ive always been such a huge fan of spiderman
Same, he's had a rough time of it in film the past few years though
fs
although i think hes on a good track now
i fucking loved homecoming
im a huge fan of tom holland as peter
I enjoyed it but man, I'm so much more a sucker for animated stuff
Especially with this specific kinda thing
i really want a sequel to spiderverse
Oh man if it was just future Spidey dimension hopping that would be wild
have you played Spiderman PS4?
A little
its so fun
Yeah, it seemed like it, has the usual open world repetitious activity issue but that's no surprise at this point
i mean thats fairly standard these days, but for me the gameplay in this game is so much fun that i dont mind it at all
i just enjoy kicking ass as Spidey himself
then again its another 2 billion waiting to be made
I tend to get burnt out on that sorta open world combat without narrative contexts to drive me on
also yeah, not a fan of the lion king remake either
the animation is a masterpiece on its own
Mmhm. Still holds up
but hey man those remakes make some serious bank and disney is already a corporate overlord
I don't get why they don't try just reshowing the original in theatres every few years or something
I feel like that could potentially also make bank for parents wanting to show their children the movie that way, plus nostalgia bucks
And then you don't have to spend as much remaking it
Although maybe they already tried that?
Seen the spiderman spoiler at the end of venom, its lmao
I like cereal
Ok so basically abutchera is monky
basically
Milk
That moment when you insert the coin but the machine spits it back out and you die
are you 12
Who
u
me?
no
<@&233305774745583618>
am i fake
no gmr u are good and real
thank
That's a very red ping
For real though, friend, don't spread that message. It's not a legit thing.
Oh, that's why mod ping
Yeah, it was one of those fake chainmail messages that you're supposed to spread. I've deleted it

Oof
Hallo
I don't know I didn't see
It's probably one of those "guys there's this guy going around do not accept his friend request he will dox you"
because potatoes don't have sufficient power to do that
Exactly what it was
I wouldn't underestimate potatoes
did soul post it?
It depends a lot on the potato, but many potatoes aren't v. good at it
Nah, someone else prolly
Blaming me for it, smh
im sorry soul
jeez S0ul chainmailing from the ancient era
will u forgive me
never
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๐ตLOOOOOOOVE HUUUUUURTS๐ต
you're too slow
The Sonic movie should be like Into the Spider-Verse with Sonic meeting his missteps!
and being mildly confused but eventually coming to learn some lesson except not really because it's Sonic and does Sonic ever learn
Isn't that just Sonic Generations?
yes but a movie adaptation of it
Sonic Heroes, boi
it would work far better than whatever monstrosity they're conjuring now
i have no idea whether i think sonic heroes is good but it reminded me i like/need some of that bright, colorful optimism in my media every now & then
Sonic Heroes is uhh
It's nice and all but why did they have to make it so you replay the game 4 times
look remember Replay Value is how games made money, Sega never forgot and never really learned how to adjust, lmao
Hardly though
Team Sonic and Dark were kinda same-y, Chaotix was a bit all over which is neat but eh
Team Rose was just Easy
The only team that was actually different was Vector's tbh
really tho some of Sega's games carry over their old arcadey vibes in some, uh...Interesting ways
Team Espio, lol
Oof
Better take: I've only played some of Sonic, Sonic 2, and Heroes and Heroes was the one I enjoyed most
Oh god, I forgot that I played Shadow the Hedgehog
Sonic Heroes is solid but holy-shit-repetitive
I've played Sonic 3, Sonic & Knuckles, Sonic Advance, Sonic Heroes, Sonic Adventure, & Sonic Generations
It's all about SHADOW
A tinge of Sonic 1 or 2 i think
And EDGE

My favourite sonic games are the ones on the Wii
Edgy black Sonic with guns ๐
Black Knight, mainly

Sonic has always been great to me for zippy moments and captivating style
I liked Black Knight because it decided to just go with what Sonic is today: Press forward and beat levels
Whoever thought Shadow needed to be a game was off their rocker
Sonic adventure 2
You could shoot cops in a Sonic game, lol
but also possibly Sonic Adventure 2, I haven't played it yet
Shit was wild
There were good, neutral, and evil endings and you blasted the shit out of humans with Uzis if you were being evil
such edge
I legit had a rocket launcher at some point and I'm pretty sure I blew up Sonic, idk what was going on but it was nuts
And the evil aliens were sooooooo cheesy ๐
........ "Mariaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Every time i died he yells maria
LMAO
shadow with his 2 fucking uzis for smash please
Havent seen his support move yet
I haven't played it in years, next time I hook up my OG Xbox I totally am tho
WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBE---oh Saviour took care of it
game night when
can we make u into a snowperson
@tropic folio
we should
yes
it never went out of style imo
Astro bot rescue mission is so good ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ
It also makes me devastated knowing we'll probably never get a mario VR game
But VR works so good with platformers
ohshi-
Metroid Prime VR is a bigger loss
Super mario galaxy 3 
FPS Platformers don't work too well in my experience, and the other VR platformers just have you sitting idly as you play
I suppose they could use neat features of the setup inside the game while the headset itself is just there
Like, uhh
i pray to the nintendo gods every night for mario galaxy 3
Affordable Space Adventures does neat things with the Wii U controls
i thought u did that for like mother 3 or whatever
Namely that you can play with multiple controllers in multiplayer and you all have to work together
Which doesn't sound great but it is play it
@fickle obsidian mother 3 is a lost cause at this point
Wii U was such a missed opportunity for more interesting asymmetrical multiplayer
wii u was a missed opportunity for lots of things














